All language subtitles for The.Real.Housewives.of.Beverly.Hills.S10E20.WEB.h264-BAE

[lively piano music]

- Cheers.

- Stay healthy, ladies.

- You, too.

- I can't wait to see you

in person.

Thanks, everybody. Good night.

- Bye, ladies.

- Bye.

- Okay, wait, guys.

We have to do two more things.

We are going to do a few more

questions

for "Secrets Revealed."

- Erika. Gucci ice cubes.

- Oh, that's ----ing cool.

- You eat it!

- All right.

Doug, you ready?

- [laughs]

- Yes.

- Hey, everybody,

it's Andy Cohen here

with the always fabulous

"Real Housewives

of Beverly Hills."

We're talking about the footage

that you didn't get to see

from Season Ten.

[upbeat electronic music]

- Tonight, we open the vault.

- I want to hear

about your sex scene.

- Help!

What have I done to myself?

- What drives you crazy?

- Your control issues.

- [scoffs]

- To show you hidden gems

you didn't see this season.

- When your rent comes due,

you'll be like, "Ooh..."

- If you helped me...

- Okay, I'm gonna go

to the market.

I'll see you later.

[laughter]

- There's more fun.

- Give her some ----ing gas.

- Tits out.

- Oh.

- Beautiful!

- [screams] I got it!

- More glamour.

- Why must you wear

so much makeup?

- Because I want to, Mother.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, you look good

with a wedding ring.

- She's a young,

beautiful girl.

It's gonna happen.

- You and your hair!

I think you got a black woman

in there!

- And yes, even more secrets.

- I'm so agitated

by the whole thing.

- I almost feel you shouldn't

make any effort at all today.

- She's onto us!

- Go ask her.

[suspenseful music]

All of a sudden, I felt like

I couldn't swallow,

I couldn't feel my legs,

I couldn't feel my arms.

- I had ----ing surgery

and I still showed up.

- By the way, I'm not trying

to do that.

- No. Stop. I'm--stop.

Bravo, bravo, ----ing bravo.

- What happens now?

♪ ♪

- I always like to call

a "Secrets Revealed" episode

"The Sh-- You Thought

You Got Away With."

I think that we should

take the pregnant lady

on a wine tasting trip

on bikes,

and then everybody eat

a blueberry later.

[laughter]

- Yeah.

- Oh, my God.

- Why a blueberry? What's that?

- The blueberry--those, um...

the cannabis, whatever,

infused blueberries.

- Um, edible.

- Edible. An edible.

- No, no, no, I don't do--

no, no.

- I'm scared of those.

- I don't do that.

- My friend had what I thought

were chocolate espresso beans.

They were not.

They were edibles.

And I ate, like, three of them.

It was not fun.

It was like going

to a Grateful Dead concert.

- Some people love it,

and some people really...

- Like, you trip out.

- Re--yeah.

- I have friends who swear

they, like,

don't touch alcohol anymore,

and they'll have one of those,

and they say

it feels like two margaritas.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I've tried to be more

open-minded to it

now that it's legal.

Oh, he's probably drunk

and stoned.

[crowd cheers]

- Yooo...

Whoo...

- Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- You're looking at him,

so there's a lot of space.

- Space.

- Space.

There's empty space, right?

99.9% is space.

- Honey, have you been

partaking?

[Kyle laughs]

- Maybe, maybe not.

- What are you doing

before my dinner party?

- [laughs]

- As a kid trying marijuana,

I--I really--

as a teenager or whatever,

freaked out.

Paranoid, freaked out,

so I'm just not that person.

When I was younger,

I tried smoking "pot,"

as we called it then,

and I did not have

a good experience.

I'm a very controlling person,

so all of a sudden,

I felt like I couldn't swallow,

I couldn't feel my legs,

I couldn't feel my arms, like--

see, I'm doing it now.

When I think

about swallowing...

I actually can't swallow

right now.

[laughing]

Well, so then

I asked my daughters,

and they were like, "Mom...

"Just trust me.

I don't think it's a good idea

for you."

[all laugh]

- I'd like to try it.

- I would.

- I would do a half.

[lively electronic music]

♪ ♪

- When we went

to New York City

for Kyle's fashion show,

it was go, go, go.

- Let's do this, honey.

- Every night...

- I have the most

beautiful girlfriends.

- And every day...

- Look at this.

both:

Get two coats!

- It's the city

that never sleeps.

- Hello!

- Girl!

Ah, you look gorgeous!

- You, too!

Look at you, mama!

- Wow! Oh, my goodness.

- I'm so excited you're here.

- Me, too.

Thank you for inviting me.

- Of course!

So you flew in from Nashville?

- I flew in from Nashville,

did a crazy...

love scene. [laughs]

- I know. I'm dying to hear

all about it.

- Oh, my God. Girl.

- Being in New York

for Fashion Week

definitely

brings back memories.

I lived in a models apartment.

There was probably

about six of us girls there.

- You look so fabulous.

- Thank you. So do you.

- Thank you.

- I love your hair.

You got highlights?

- We're in New York.

- We're in New York.

We gotta go high fashion.

- Was the apartment,

supposedly,

where Cindy Crawford lived in

before she became famous.

- We have an exquisite listing

of rare and vintage spirits.

- I'ma jump to the tequila.

What page is that?

[Garcelle laughs]

- I have one reposado.

It's called Clase Azul,

which is delicious.

- Ooh, that sounds good.

Let's do it.

- All right. Fine.

[both laughing]

- Bernard, thank you so much.

- Okay, I want to hear

about your sex scene.

- I have a sex scene coming up.

If he doesn't get a rise,

and you're like,

"What, I'm not hot enough?"

[laughs]

- I'm sure, uh...

- Whatever.

- He will have no problems

getting a rise with you.

- [laughs]

We'll see.

First of all...

I met him an hour before we...

[laughs]

We were to start.

And he was lovely.

He was a nice guy.

- That's good.

- But, you know,

that's always difficult

when you don't know someone...

- I know.

- And the next thing you know,

I'm straddling him,

and then they call "cut,"

and I'm still sitting on him,

then I go,

"I should get up, right?"

[Denise laughs]

He goes, "No, it's okay."

I'm like, "No,

I'm gonna get up." [laughs]

- You were worried

he wouldn't--mm.

- No, I don't think he did.

- But I'm sure

he was thinking it.

If he didn't want you

to get up.

- [laughs]

It was tucked.

- That's more professional.

- It's part of the "job."

And you have to find

something within them

that sort of gets

a rise out of you

so that you can portray that.

There was a time where

I did a scene in "Power"

with Omari Hardwick, and...

I didn't have to do anything

because he's hotter than hell.

[laughs]

So I would've paid them

to do that scene.

- So are you done

filming there right now?

- I'm done now, yeah.

- For now.

- I go back to LA,

see the kids,

and then I'll go to Atlanta

for four days.

- It's hard,

juggling with the kids.

- Yeah, I think for me,

the hard part is,

I don't want them

to think that work

is more important than them.

- Right.

- At the same time,

I have to work to support them.

- Right.

- How was the chili cook-off?

Was there girls?

Were there boys there?

Did they come home on time?

- They did come home on time.

- [laughs] Okay, okay.

- Oh, yes.

[curious music]

- Are you going

to the chili cook-off?

- Not wearing that top,

you're not.

- Did you cut that thing?

- That's been cut.

- Lola, how many inches--

- No, wait, wait, that's cut.

Look at this thing.

- How many inches was that?

- It absolutely makes it hard

for me to enforce dress codes

when my daughter brings up,

"Mom, you were in 'Playboy.'"

I didn't even know

she knew what "Playboy" was.

But I don't want boys

looking at my girl's belly.

It's over at 10:00.

- So I'll be home at,

like, 11:00.

Denise and Aaron: Why 11:00?

- It's five minutes away.

- [laughs]

- I need to understand--

[laughing]

Why are you...

- Because I'm getting

picked up at 10:30.

- No, you're not.

Recently, Lola got caught

sneaking out of the house

at 2:00 in the morning

just to get pancakes.

It's over at 10:00, Lola,

I'm not gonna let you hang out

for 30 minutes.

It's so busy.

- Okay.

Then I'll tell them

to get me at 10:00.

- Okay.

Before Aaron was in charge,

he sent me this video

of these fake bodies in beds.

The hoodies were stuffed

with blankets and linens.

She did say, "Mom,

"we were just following

in your footsteps

"because I know

when you were a teenager,

you snuck out before."

- Bye.

- Bye.

She actually has a point.

They divvied up

with their group of friends,

but it was innocent.

It was good.

both:

Cheers.

- To New York!

- To New York.

♪ ♪

- That's really good.

- Coming up...

- How about a glass

of Chardonnay?

- The white wine comes

in a can.

It doesn't come in a bottle.

- What does wine in a can

taste like?

- Well, it comes with bubbles.

- We're very fancy ladies,

you know.

- [laughs]

[lively electronic music]

- Okay, did you ever go here?

- He went to the Limelight.

- Oh, Limelight.

- Oh, I did.

- I never went.

- I've been here.

- You never went here?

- I think I was, like, 17.

- Oh, yes

- You were 17?

This is a good spot.

You know, the Limelight

is like, an institution.

This was a church.

It was turned into,

of all things, a nightclub.

So you went from "holy"

to "holy sh--," you know?

- I came here in the '80s.

They had a live installation,

so when you walked in,

there were, like,

people in boxes.

- When I moved to New York,

I thought it was my job

to go out every night.

The '80s in Manhattan

is where it's at.

- But this was the entrance,

right here.

- This is the entrance here.

After the club,

it was either a hot dog,

a slice of pizza,

or a chicken parm.

I want a hot dog.

- Let's do it.

- Wait, are they kosher?

- The hot dogs,

are they kosher?

- Okay, fine.

Could I have two hot dogs,

please?

- [laughing]

We're serving hot dogs.

They're kosher-ish.

- They're kosher-ish.

[both laugh]

- Sauerkraut?

- Oh, no.

What is sauerkraut, anyway?

- I'm not quite sure.

Thank you so much.

What are you gonna

have on yours?

- I would like

ketchup and mustard.

- I can't even remember

the last time I ate a hot dog.

- Well, Erika and I have one

once or twice a year.

[laughs]

- Once or twice a year.

- Once, twice a year.

Good hot dog.

- Mm-hmm.

That's how I feel.

Once, twice a year.

- Mmm.

You're not having one?

- No, maybe I'll do a bite.

- Listen, we're having

a New York hot dog experience.

You do bun.

You do all the condiments, man.

You go New York.

- How's your dog?

- Yummy.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What is this? [laughs]

- Look at this place

I brought you to, you guys!

[laughter]

This is really cool.

It's a good experience.

- Thank you.

- I'm excited to see this.

Get your axe in here.

- We're in Brooklyn tonight.

This is completely different

than Beverly Hills.

Brooklyn is the capital

of hipster dive bars,

and there's nothing

more hipster dive bar

than throwing axes.

- Hey, how's it going?

- We are here to...

throw some axes

and drink some beer.

- Ho-ho, welcome to Kick Axe.

- Is that okay? All right.

- Of course.

That's what we're here for.

- All right.

- Right this way.

[dance music]

♪ ♪

- Can we have some drinks?

- Of course.

- How about a glass

of Chardonnay?

- The white wine

comes in a can.

It doesn't come in a bottle,

in a glass, as you expect.

- What does wine in a can

taste like?

- Well, it comes with bubbles,

so it would taste like...

- Rosé?

- Yeah, exactly.

- We're very fancy ladies,

you know.

[both laugh]

- When I'm on location

in these small towns, filming,

one of the best things

is going to these dive bars

and just having fun,

just cutting loose

and being casual, like,

"Who gives a sh--?"

- I'll take a rosé

with bubbles.

- All right. One rosé.

- But these women

at a dive bar...

are a little out of place.

- I just want a good beer.

- For you?

- Oh, no, thank you.

- Nothing? All right.

- [laughs]

- Oh, yay!

- All right, I've got

a BABE rosé right here.

- And it's--oh, we love BABE.

- Oh, sorry, sorry about that.

- Oh, no,

just in time for the drinks.

I am here just for you ladies.

- I love it. I'm so happy.

- I'm gonna squeeze

around here.

My name is Alex. I'm gonna be

your axe pro for today.

Who are my first two

fearless volunteers?

- I'll do it

because I brought everybody.

- Yes!

So you've got

your left foot in front.

And then step down

on your left foot

as you come forward to throw.

- Oh, yeah!

- Beautiful!

- Erika!

- It's as easy as that!

- Oh!

- Beautiful!

[indistinct chatter]

- All right, ladies!

- Erika's good at axe throwing.

- So who's my next volunteer?

You're gonna have

your right foot

in front of this black line,

right here behind you.

And your left foot behind.

- I feel like you're gonna

want your jacket off.

- Huh?

- Denise, do you want

your jacket off?

- Whichever one

feels more comfortable.

- Can't hear us,

and she doesn't care.

- She's all right.

- Oh, beautiful!

- Oh, my God!

You got bull's-eye!

Very well done!

- Rinna--

- Hello?

I got a bull's-eye.

- Yay!

Nice job, Denise!

- I grew up in Illinois.

(BLEEP), I think I threw an axe

when I was, like,

five years old.

- All right.

Feel free to pick up your axe.

So you've got your left foot

in front of the line.

- Left foot in front.

- Step down on your left foot

into the follow-through.

- Ha!

- All righty, so close!

- I'm not very good

at hitting a target.

[curious music]

[both laugh]

- [groans]

- Aw...

- I can't hit that ----er

to save my life.

- Next time,

when you come forward,

keep your chest up

nice and high on the release.

That's where all your aim

will base from.

Keep your tits out.

- Oh.

- [laughs]

Beautiful!

[girls cheering]

Bulls-eye!

- I got it! I got it! Yeah!

- High five!

- [screams]

So I guess the metaphor is,

to hit the bull's-eye in life,

you need your tits out.

That is kind of

----ing amazing.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- I want cute glasses.

- You like these?

- Those are so cute!

- They were made by...

"El Ste--El Steva."

- Oh, Illesteva.

It's my friend's brand.

- Oh, you're kidding?

- Yeah.

- Oh, how funny.

- I know both the guys

that start today.

- Oh, well, good.

Tell them I want

the redder color.

- I will.

- Let's go in here.

♪ ♪

- Well, hi!

- Hi, how are you?

- Hi, hi, welcome!

Nice meeting you.

- I'm Kyle.

This is my daughter, Farrah.

- Hi, Farrah. Aida.

- Hi.

- Ooh, look at these.

Can I see that?

- Yes, yes.

- That shape reminds me of you

for some reason.

- Want to try it? Sure.

[chuckles]

- Oh, you look good

with a wedding ring.

- Mm, ah...

[Kyle laughs]

- I do.

- Yes, you do.

- She's a young,

beautiful girl.

It's gonna happen.

- Yeah.

- Oh, this is huge.

- Yes.

- Last year, for Farrah's 30th,

I threw her a huge

30th birthday party.

- Whoo!

[dance music]

There's the birthday girl!

Birthday girl!

- Whoo!

- The next party

I throw for her...

better be an engagement dinner.

Do you think you and Alex

will get married?

- I hope so.

- I love him, by the way.

I really do.

Ah, she has a great boyfriend.

Yeah, he's so smart, cute,

ambitious.

I want Farrah to get married

while I'm young, and I can

be a young grandmother.

- Is he gonna...are you?

- I don't know. We'll see.

- We'll see.

- Is there something brewing?

- I don't see you not together,

that's why I ask.

- Oh, no, I'm not--

- You know what I mean? Like...

- My mom was only 40

when Paris was born.

She already had, like,

five grandchildren by my age.

When I got engaged

with my husband,

he said to me,

"It's a temporary setting."

Said, "Okay." So the next day,

we have, like,

a little engagement dinner,

and I was clapping,

and I looked down,

and the whole top of the ring

was gone.

The diamond was gone.

You remember that

at Aunt Kim's?

- Oh, my God...

- Yeah.

- Couldn't find it,

so I called the jeweler,

and I said,

"Do you have insurance?"

and he said,

"No, but I have integrity."

And I never forgot that.

Losing that ring, clearly,

was not an omen

because we're celebrating

almost 25 years in January.

I had all my jewelry

stolen from me.

- Oh, no, don't tell me.

- I know.

It was horrible.

- I'm so sorry.

- They got almost

every single handbag.

I'm talking ones that my mom

had left me, that she'd saved.

Jewelry that I had

since I was a little girl.

- Has anything been recovered

by police?

- Nothing. Nothing.

- Ugh.

- But I had

the craziest thing happen.

I was looking on Instagram,

and I saw Diane Keaton,

she'd posted a picture

of a psychic's hands

on Third Street Promenade,

and the--

they had my ring on her hand.

- You gave me goosebumps.

That's so scary!

- Kyle, we all remember

the jewelry that you had

of your mother's got stolen

a couple years ago.

- It was the craziest,

craziest story.

So we reached out to one

of our agents at the agency

who happens to represent

Diane Keaton, and I said,

"You need to find out

what the situation is."

So Diane got back to her

and said that she was a psychic

in the Third Street Promenade

in Santa Monica.

And that she just

took a picture of her hands

because she thought the nails

were, like, you know,

so interesting, they were,

like, long and whatever.

So I looked for her,

we hired a PI.

- Wow.

- Let me a badge

and just be like...

- No, no.

- "FBI here."

- The way you have to--

- "Where'd you get that ring?"

- No, we would actually

have to send a decoy, and...

[upbeat music]

- Teddi kind of helped you

be a little Nancy Drew,

didn't she?

- Yeah, Teddi was helping me.

We were actually kind of

hot on the trail.

- Wow.

- Well, first of all,

I don't know

what she looks like.

I know what her hands

look like.

Did you ever see a psychic

whose nails look like that?

A tarot card reader?

- No.

- Did you ever see someone

who had nails like that?

- No.

- No.

- She has gloves on!

- Shut up.

What are we gonna say?

"Take your gloves off

right now, Miss?"

How in the hell did you see

a Rolex from this car?

- I don't know if that's

a gold watch

poking out of the thing.

- Now she's running away.

(BLEEP), she knows,

she's onto us!

- Go ask her!

- No, she's too young

for those hands.

Teddi, no.

I mean, it's kind of hard

to track down a psychic

who has your mom's

stolen jewelry

because she knows

I'm looking for her!

- Why would she have stared

and then run off?

- She has a crystal ball.

- We thought we were hot

on the trail,

but then we realized we were

just being sent in circles.

- Yeah, but going back

and forth to North Carolina,

it was, like, I didn't

have time to focus on it,

but I do want to pick that up

again and figure it out

because I want to know

if she bought that from someone

or a pawn shop, and even if

I have to buy it back from her,

I'm happy to do that.

- You just want it back.

- Wow.

- Such a crazy story.

- Coming up...

- You can definitely smell it.

- Wow.

Right there, do you see it?

All that right there.

God is good, right?

- All the time.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Nhora, Kevin's coming

to fix the kids' beds,

so he just asked if you can

take all the stuffed animals

down from Phoenix's bed

and Jagger's bed,

and then just let him in.

I'll be back later, okay?

- Bye! Thank you!

Baby?

- Are you ready?

- I'm ready, baby.

- You look lovely.

- Honey, we need to leave soon.

- Might need a coffee

or something to eat, bub.

So I can go to this snoozefest.

- I know, well...

the thing is, honey,

we might be in there

for a long time.

♪ ♪

I'm learning

where the lights are.

The only thing more stressful

than moving into a new house...

Like, I can't even figure out

how to turn the light on

in the pantry.

Is going through a lawsuit

while you're moving

into a new house.

[laughs]

Ah.

[singing]

Ah...

[speaking]

Today's a big day.

My ex-manufacturer would like

a larger piece

of Beverly Beach.

Dear God, it's gonna be

so much more fun

when I've got everything

in place.

I, on the other hand,

am arguing that

he made a ton of promises

and couldn't deliver.

- This mediation

is a ----ing snoozefest.

- I'm so agitated

by the whole thing.

- I almost feel you shouldn't

make any effort at all today.

- It gives me a chance,

at least,

to defend my arguments.

I don't really think that

it's going to get

anywhere today, if I'm honest.

- When he originally asked me

for what he asked me for,

which was just beyond moronic,

I mean...

- Honey, how many times

are you going to say "moron"

in one morning?

- Oh, okay.

'Cause I'm talking about him

I'm getting, like...

- But don't get wound up, baby.

- No, but you know

it upsets me...

- Don't get wound up.

- What they did to you.

- Because you have to be calm.

- Right, give me on a scale

of one to ten

how you want me to dress.

Total power,

or totally uninterested.

- Well, we're not going

to the beach.

I take care of everything

in this house.

PK doesn't know

where his own underwear is.

You wearing a T-shirt?

- Yeah.

- Who's the CEO

of our relationship?

- She's the CEO,

I'm the chairman.

- You know what?

You're just an employee,

really.

[curious music]

I'm the owner

of the business, baby.

- Honey, black or white socks?

- You can put white

if you want socks.

- [sighs] I would love to--

- Uh, her, control.

Her control issues.

- [sputters] Wha?

We are taking my car,

and you're having toast,

so I just ask you,

be aware of the crumbs.

- Be aware of the cars,

not the crumbs.

- Okay, maybe I should drive.

That drives you crazy?

Do you have everything, baby?

- Do I need anything?

Maybe crazy's

not the right word.

- Could you live without me

being in control?

- It doesn't really

drive me crazy.

- That's what I mean.

What drives you crazy?

- Your control issues.

- [scoffs]

[funky electronic music]

- Garcelle, we saw you move

into a great new house

this year,

but what we didn't see was that

it was threatened

by a wildfire.

- Oh, my goodness.

Um, I was asleep, I woke up

around, like, 5:30 a.m.,

and I grabbed my phone,

and there's a text from Erika,

and she's like,

"Is your house okay?"

♪ ♪

reporter: A state of emergency

in Southern California

as another wildfire

tears through the state--

southern part

of the state there.

Tens of thousands of people

have evacuated.

Dozens of homes destroyed...

[siren wailing]

- Oh, my God. Look at it.

[sighs]

♪ ♪

All right, so, so far,

we still don't know much.

I mean, I really wish that

they would give a grid

where you could see,

"It's this street,

and this street,

and this house..."

- And that's the thing.

You don't realize

until you're affected

that you're so helpless

in these types of situations.

These fires have made me

have second thoughts

about where I'm moving.

This is it right here.

- This way?

- Yeah.

- Amazing.

- Welcome to my new beginning!

- This is incredible.

- Enough of the news.

I don't want to have to pick up

in the middle of the night

and run.

I just burst into tears...

when I heard

it was Porter Ranch.

We were so looking forward

to...

- Yeah.

- Moving and starting over,

and, um...

- Yeah.

- Just, you know,

changing, um...

[tense music]

Just changing everything.

- Yeah.

- Are you guys okay?

How do you feel?

I mean, we're gonna try to see

the house tomorrow, right?

Mm-hmm.

- Burned down or not, no.

- Don't say that.

Please don't say that.

That's not even funny.

- Wasn't trying to be funny.

- Gotta be positive, though.

All right, why don't you guys

go put on shoes and socks

and whatever.

If the house burns, I have...

no idea what we'll do.

Let's get on the roof.

- My sock's not fully on!

- I don't have a plan B.

Can you guys smell it?

boys:

Yeah.

- You can definitely smell it.

- Wow.

Oh, my God.

Right there, do you see it?

All that right there.

God is good, right?

- All the time.

- All right.

It was really stressful.

- Wow.

- Yeah.

- My God.

- Yeah.

- Hi!

- Hi, baby, how are you?

- Is your house okay?

- It was saved.

The area looks good.

They were--

blocked off the streets.

I couldn't even go up there

to see it.

- I literally said a prayer.

- Thank you.

- Are you loving your house,

by the way?

It looks phenomenal.

- Thank you, I love it so much.

I love it so much,

and I'm so happy

that we were in

before quarantine.

- Yes.

- That made a big difference.

- Of course it did.

- It made a big difference.

- Coming up...

- Give us some ----ing gas.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yes!

You gotta shift.

- Oh, yeah.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi!

- Hi!

- This is cool!

- Yes.

- Nice to see you.

- Good to see you.

- Thank you.

- Mwah.

- This'll be fun.

- Hello! Mwah.

Good to see you. Hi!

- Yes.

- Hi, I'm Erika.

- My boyfriend, Alex.

You probably met

at my birthday last year,

maybe.

- Erika,

have you met Alex before?

- Maybe, maybe not.

- And this is his mother,

Versa.

- Hey. Nice to meet you.

- Hi. Nice to meet you.

- Farrah and Alex have been

dating for two years now.

He's an amazing guy.

He absolutely adores Farrah.

- This is incredible.

- Thank you.

- She's got good taste in men,

and he's got great taste

in cars.

♪ ♪

I have this fantasy

about the Jag

that my parents had

when I was a baby.

And then she started saying

that she wanted a Camaro.

- I have a thing

for a muscle car right now.

- Well,

you're at the right place.

- Great!

- Show us all the fun stuff.

- So this is a 1934 Morgan.

- Now you

don't see that around.

- This literally

is the Vanderhall.

- I gotta go to the market.

I'll see you later.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Oops.

[laughter]

I mean, kids, hop in.

I have so many stories

about cars.

[laughs]

Right?

Memories attached to them.

- I know, that's what happens

when you walk in here.

- I grew up with a mom and dad

who loved beautiful cars.

And Kim and I also

caught that bug.

- This color palette

is fun over here.

- This is fun!

Look at that green.

- Is that a pink one,

or is that an old, rusty one?

- And now all of my daughters

love nice cars.

Is this your favorite one?

- Yeah, this one,

Farrah and I are gonna

be driving around town in.

- How much is this worth?

- If I was gonna advertise it,

it'd be $975,000.

- Holy moly.

So Farrah's with the right guy.

- There's your Jag right there.

- That's it!

So this is the XKE, right?

- Yeah.

- This is what my mom and dad

had when I was a baby.

- That is ----ing cool.

- '66.

- '66, right?

- Oh, my gosh.

She's older than us.

- The color's so pretty!

- Amazing, right?

- So when we were kids,

because of course,

they didn't think

about car seats,

and we didn't have car seats,

we would literally

all squish and lay down

in the back in there.

- The three of you?

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Kim and I would be fighting

in the back seat,

and my mom,

to "teach us a lesson"

would slam on her brakes,

and we went--

[imitates crash]

[laughs]

[laughing]

Oh, sorry!

We won't do that again, Mom.

- You know how to drive stick,

right?

- Uh, what was that?

- Kyle?

Stick?

- You know how to drive stick?

We'll--we'll find out.

- Oh, God.

- It's in first gear.

Nobody drives a Ferrari

in first gear.

You're driving it

like a toy car.

- I'm waiting till I get

to the main road.

Stop!

- Just go!

Give it some whirly.

- Of course, I've driven stick.

It's just been a while,

that's all.

[inquisitive music]

- Let's be honest.

This Jag is ancient.

Said a prayer.

I'm praying

because of my experience

with Kyle and the Vanderhall.

We almost died.

[horn honks]

- Whoa!

- [indistinct]

- I got it, I got it.

Oh, watch that man.

both: Ah...

- Oh, mother----er.

- Yes, we--

[horn honks]

What the (BLEEP) was that?

Let's let the clutch out.

There you go!

Okay.

- Okay.

I don't have a time

for a [indistinct].

- No, no, it's okay.

It's all right.

Whoa. All right.

- [laughing]

- Okay. We got it going.

[upbeat dance music]

- Whoo-hoo!

- All this! Oh, my gosh.

- [laughs]

I learned how to drive

a stick shift

on my sister Kim's Ferrari.

This car's amazing!

- This is gorgeous.

- No Bluetooth.

[laughs]

- Nah, no nothing.

We don't have anything.

You know what?

I like this.

- Isn't it great?

Every time she left town,

I would steal it.

[bluesy rock music]

- Give her some ----ing gas.

- I can remember driving up

La Cienega to Sunset,

and it was like this,

and I would have

to look back and tell people,

"Back up! Get back!

I can't do this!"

Whoo!

- Yes. You gotta shift.

- Oh, yeah.

[laughing]

- You're not in gear.

- Oh. Here you go.

- Clutch.

There you go. I got it.

- [laughs]

Everybody out of my way!

- Whoa.

My grandfather bought me

a very slow car

when I turned 16.

Because he knew

I was gonna, like...

[laughs]

Kill myself with speed.

- Excuse me, sir, it's my turn.

- Hi, sorry.

Cars.

- Okay, go.

- Coming through!

- Go.

And I just like fast sh--.

Just, you know, I'm country.

Like, that's what we do.

[in Southern accent]

Wanna go fast.

[in normal voice]

Clutch in. Go down to second.

There you go, good girl.

Watch out.

Oh, my God, don't hit him.

- Okay, hold on.

- Oh, I'm having a hard time.

[imitates crying]

- [imitates yelling]

- Ah! We made it!

We survived! Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hi, guys.

- Hi, gorgie!

- How are you guys?

- Great. How are you?

- How are you?

- Welcome to the building.

- I'm excited to see it.

- I don't know

if you guys know,

but this is a full-service

extended stay residence.

- [laughs] That's a mouthful.

- That is a mouthful.

- Yeah. [laughs]

- So you got everything?

So you could get

room service here?

- Room service.

There's a sommelier

that comes to your room.

- Wine--a wine person, yeah?

- Wine--yeah.

- If Harry were here

right now,

you'd probably walk out.

Harry will always be a miser

and always be cheap.

Like with our

renovation plans...

So we're going over

the Fortuny curtains

and all the different patterns.

- I'll get myself an extra job,

and we'll get

some nice curtains.

- Should we go see the unit?

- Yeah.

- Let's go to the unit.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, here you go.

- Wow.

- Jeez, you guys.

It's so pretty.

- An amazing view

from over here.

- Yeah, this is really cool.

I like the size of the room.

'Cause I'm very used

to a small room.

- I never looked at anything

this nice. [laughs]

What is this?

Oh, washer and dryer.

- That's nice.

- Nice size bathroom.

- Very nice.

- So this apartment

has beautiful views.

It has modern appliances.

- It's pretty cool, isn't it?

- It is really cool.

- My first apartment

had no room service,

and no marble,

and no nice appliances.

I'm not even sure

I had a dishwasher.

I don't think I did.

I had brown shag carpet.

Wow.

Charred cauliflower?

Charred carrots?

- French truffle pizza. [gasps]

- Well, I think

you're gonna have to decide.

I really do.

I think it's up to you.

I mean, you're gonna

have to work a little extra

if you choose...

- What do you mean,

"Work extra?"

I have work tonight,

tomorrow...

- Well--

- Saturday, Monday, Tuesday.

- When your rent comes due,

you'll be like, "Ooh!"

- It's one more...

than the rent I paid

in New York.

- One more.

- So it's $5,700, I think.

- And if you helped me...

[inquisitive music]

Which you didn't in New York.

- I would help you

a little bit.

I mean, I like the fact

that you'd be very safe here.

My first apartment, my parents

helped me a little bit

with, like, expenses.

But Lois was not

helping me pay

for room service

or a sommelier.

- I can definitely look into

trying to get a deal.

- That's what I like.

And that's what--

you know, if we can

present that to Harry,

it just makes everybody...

- Even though

it's not his money,

and he should not be worried,

but I understand.

- It's fine,

someone in this family

has to save money, Alexia.

Ha!

- Coming up...

- Really, are we gonna

do this now, Kyle?

Really?

- By the way,

I'm not trying to do that.

- No. Stop. I'm--stop.

Bravo, bravo, ----ing bravo.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- One of the most talked-about

moments this season

was Denise saying,

"Bravo, bravo, ----ing bravo."

Kyle and Denise,

there was more to that

than what we saw.

Can either of you explain?

- First of all, I learned

"bravo, bravo, bravo" from...

Kyle.

- From me?

Rinna said it was her.

- Yeah.

- I'm sure I said it.

- Well,

probably from both of you.

- What does that mean,

by the way?

If you say

"bravo, bravo, bravo"

while you're shooting...

that ruins the moment, or...

- If you say

"bravo, bravo, bravo,"

whatever is said

will not be aired, and--

- That's not what--

that wasn't me.

That wasn't me.

- No, it--Kyle, it was you!

- And does that work?

Have you ever done that

while you're shooting?

- I mean, I'm not saying

I didn't do that,

but we never used it

to say, like,

"I don't want to talk

about this, bravo, bravo."

We did it when we were

powdering our nose, literally.

Season one,

whenever the camera guys

would put their cameras down

to change their discs,

the women would all

take that opportunity

to powder their nose

or apply a little

extra lip gloss like that,

and then when the cameras

would go up,

we would quickly joke and say,

like, "No, no, no!

"Hey, hi, Andy Cohen!

Hi, Andy Cohen!

Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo."

Because we didn't want them

using us powdering our nose.

- You said, "Oh, if you

say something about your kids

or your husband or this

or that, they won't air it."

- No. That's not what happened.

- You know what? Whatever.

If they want to roll out

the footage of that, they can.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Why are you judging?

Who gives a sh-- if she wants

to come all glammed up?

- It rubbed me the wrong way

that day, that's how I felt.

- Here's the thing,

is that what's happening

between Kyle and Denise

is not really, honestly,

that deep.

- Why?

Why do you judge that?

- Because I have been working.

I left my child.

- All of us did!

I had ----ing surgery,

and I still showed up.

- You showed up at 8:00

at night.

- Yeah, I did.

Because I ----ing worked

and showed up--

- I was working, too!

- Okay.

Well, I worked that day.

And then I got in the car.

- You actually said you didn't.

- No, I said I did

when you asked me.

- You told us later you didn't.

- No.

Really, are we gonna

do this now, Kyle?

Really?

- No, you said you didn't.

- Kyle.

- No, 'cause she [indistinct].

She did.

- No, no.

I thought you told us,

honestly,

that you didn't work.

When Denise showed up

at Teddi's retreat...

- Hi, girls!

- Ah, she made it!

- Hi!

- Hi!

- On camera,

she said she'd been at work.

- She clarified later,

off camera,

that she actually

had not been working.

So I was just trying to

clear up the misunderstanding.

- I am not ----ing doing this.

- [stammers] I understand

you're getting annoyed right

now, but I don't get that,

'cause I don't know

if there was a different...

Maybe you had another story

with him. I don't know that.

- No, there's not

another story.

Kyle was trying to make me

look like I was lying.

You just said that I said

I wasn't working.

That's bullsh--.

- No, I thought you weren't.

I thought you weren't.

I thought you texted us saying,

"I could've gone."

I don't know.

I don't know what happened.

I don't know.

- Oh, okay.

I felt like she was trying

to set me up,

and I was pissed off.

I was like,

"Shut the (BLEEP) up.

Don't throw me under the bus."

- By the way,

I'm not trying to do that.

- No. Stop. I'm--stop.

Bravo, bravo, ----ing bravo.

I am not doing this, you guys.

- I don't--what do you mean?

[tense music]

- Everybody at the table

was just kind of, like...

"[gasps]

What happens now?"

I've never seen that happen.

Like...

do you just stop?

- Stop.

- I'm not trying to do that.

- Yes, you are.

Kyle, you ----ing are.

I'm done, guys.

- Denise.

- I'm done.

- Denise.

- No, shh--stop!

- No.

- Let me explain.

- Kyle.

We're not doing this.

- What do you mean?

- I mean, are there two sets

of rules here?

One for Denise

and one for the rest of us?

What is it that she thinks

is gonna happen

when she yells,

"Bravo, bravo, bravo?"

- Then I'm gonna

have Chris come over.

- I don't--what do you mean?

- Stop.

Look, there is no script here.

There is no stopping.

There is no starting.

- No, no, no.

- I am going to go nuts.

- That would not be fair.

That's not fair.

- We can't even pee.

I know you guys

listen to me pee.

[laughs]

You do, you do!

[toilet flushes]

[curious music]

Whatever.

I need Chris Cullen or I'm out.

- No, it's not a big deal.

We can move on from that.

- It's a control thing.

It's not just Denise Richards.

It's Denise ----ing Richards

saying,

"I can do whatever I want.

"I am a movie star,

"and if I don't want

to ----ing do this,

I'm not gonna do it."

- You are doing this

on purpose.

- I swear to you

I'm not doing that.

- Guys!

- And you know what?

On a reality show,

you just don't do that.

You're not an actor.

You're yourself.

Sharing your life.

And if you don't want to do it,

then don't ----ing do it.

- You're part

of this production.

Guy--honest to God.

- Denise. Denise.

- Stop!

- You don't need to make that.

- Are you joking?

So now it's okay.

- I did not know that!

I already said I'm not gonna--

you're--

they're not gonna

do something like that to you.

They're not gonna--

- Clearly, they are.

They're not gonna do that

to you!

- You are.

- I am not, Denise.

That's not how I roll.

I don't do that.

I'm not here

to make up something

that makes you look like

you did something

you didn't do.

I'm not.

- Well, this season,

it didn't work, of course,

- I don't think

it's ever worked

because if you look back

at the show...

- I mean,

it's a great meme now,

so thank you, Denise.

- Well, to you it's a,

like, great meme, but whatever.

[upbeat music]

- Coming up...

- Help! [laughs]

What have I done to myself?

- Keep going.

- I'm always myself.

[laughing]

I'm in jail.

- [laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Sutton, you threw yourself

a birthday party

and invited the ladies

to celebrate with you.

Is it fair to say

that the ladies

got to see your quirky side

that night?

- [scoffs]

I would say that

that would be fair.

♪ ♪

- Thank you, sir.

- Oh, private entrance, hurray.

- I've never been to one

of Sutton's birthday parties,

but I have been to

a Christmas party at her house.

It was "foncy"

for Beverly Hills.

The more over the top,

the better.

- Hello, birthday girl!

- Hi.

Happy birthday.

Muah.

Nice to see you.

- Thank you.

- Love your headpiece.

♪ ♪

- That's Dolce.

- This is Dolce.

You know what?

This was actually

a birthday present from,

I think, two years ago.

Today, they sent me a present,

and it was a toaster.

- What does that mean

when you've gotten a crown

every year from

Mr. Dolce and Mr. Gabbana,

and this year,

you get a toaster? [laughs]

What are they trying

to tell you? [laughs]

- Personal delivery.

- Ooh!

- Dolce & Gabbana,

it's my birthday present!

- Dolce Gabbana,

make you wanna.

- Oh! A new toaster.

- So cute.

- Happy birthday.

- Hi, beautiful.

- Ah!

- How are you?

- Hi, Garcelle!

Hi, gorgeous!

all: Tilly!

- Oh, no! Trouble!

Trouble!

- Sorry!

- No, it's all good. Hey!

- I'm Jennifer. How are you?

- I'm Erika.

- Very nice to meet you.

Look at you in your tiara.

Oh, my gosh.

[dance music]

- Thank you.

- Hi, my love.

You look so pretty.

- Thank you.

- So do you, birthday girl.

- I love this.

- You look gorgeous.

I've heard so much about you.

What's up with the earpiece?

It looks really cool.

The serpent and the egg?

It looks really cool.

- You and your hair!

I think you got

a black woman in there!

- Okay, everyone!

Dinner's ready!

- Thank you, thank you,

thank you, thank you.

[curious music]

♪ ♪

- How gorgeous is this?

- It's crazy!

♪ It matches my tiara ♪

- Look at this, Sutton! Wow!

- My cake is on a swing.

- Your cake is on a swing.

- [laughing]

I know.

- I've seen beautiful flowers

at a party,

but I've never seen a bird cage

that is life size

with a cake on a swing.

This is new territory

for Lisa Rinna.

- Oh, my lord.

This is fabulous.

- I think you'd look pretty

in there.

- Oh, here I am,

next to Cameron!

- I have the seat of honor

between Lisa and Jennifer.

- Wow, I love it.

- The tuna cigar

is everything.

- That's what you said.

- Yep.

- I want the vegan choice,

please.

- I'm gonna do

the hearts of palm.

- Oh, the cigars are here!

- Rinna, you're going

to love this.

Tuna cigars.

- Oh, look at that!

- This is amazing.

- That is a gorgeous

presentation.

- Wow. Yes.

- Very fancy.

- With food, I'm always up

for whatever.

As long as it doesn't have,

like, lobster in it

'cause I'm very allergic,

or other things,

pine nuts, no,

we don't want to surprise me

with, like, a pine nut soufflé

'cause I might die

or go to the hospital

on the back of a horse.

It's--true story.

- Happy birthday.

- Yeah, happy birthday,

thank you.

- Cheers to 48!

- Cheers.

- 48!

- Happy birthday, honey.

- Whoo!

- 48!

- I might be getting

a little loopy tonight.

- Ooh, look at you!

- Ah, all right!

- The only thing that's missing

tonight is Reba.

- McEntire?

- Who's Reba?

- Sutton's mother.

- Oh!

- Oh!

- Oh, yeah.

Well, we talked to her earlier.

- Hello.

- Hello? Can you hear me?

- Yes.

- Why are those things

on your eyes?

- [laughing]

Happy birthday?

I don't know.

- I've already done that

with you.

- [laughs]

We love her, but she's...

she's a tough cookie for sure.

- Do you ever, like,

get sassy and talk back to her?

- No.

- Yeah, she'd probably

really let you have it.

Reba.

- 100%.

- Does Reba have

a nice Southern drawl?

- Yes.

- Yeah.

- Do it.

Do your mom's voice.

- Erika.

- Here's her voice.

This is her mom's voice.

- [in Southern accent]

Tell me,

why must you wear

so much makeup?

- [in Southern accent]

Because I want to, Mother.

- Okay.

[all cheering]

- [in Southern accent]

Ask me another question.

- [laughing]

- What was that question

about the makeup?

- This is hilarious.

- [laughs]

- I was gonna say,

"What is happening?

Who's touching my hair?"

- [laughs]

- What are you doing?

All right.

Why are you touching my hair?

[laughs]

- Oh, I'll touch yours, too.

- [yelps]

- I don't know,

I was just trying to be fun.

- It must be a Southern thing.

Do they do that in the South?

- 48! 48!

Cameron and Sutton: 48!

- Don't break the bird cage,

Sutton!

- I'm trying to find the most

ladylike way to get in.

- Do you want me

to get in there

and, like, help you up?

- Help!

What have I done to myself?

- You're in fashion jail,

Sutton.

- Keep going.

- I'm always myself.

I don't put on a façade.

[laughs]

[laughing]

I'm in jail.

- Whoo!

- [laughs]

- Like, you put on

your honey badger coat

because honey badger

doesn't give a sh--.

all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Whoo!

- Wow!

[cheers and applause]

- I want to leave you

with one thing.

I want to tell

all the girls this.

If anybody wants to go to Rome,

I would go tomorrow

with all of you.

That's how bad

COVID quarantine is.

- [laughs]

- I will go tomorrow.

- That's a great offer.

I think I'll come, too.

Thanks, Sutton.

- I might get a plane.

- Ladies, I'm crazy about you.

Thank you for doing this.

- Thank you.

- You're wrapped.

- Stay safe, Andy!

- Thank you.

- Everyone take care.

- You guys be healthy.

- Bye.

- Bye, everybody!

- Bye, guys!

[upbeat music]

- Whoo!

- Bye, Andy.

- Thanks, Kyle.

That was really something.

Whoo-hoo.

Oh, my God.

What a day.

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about the Housewives,

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