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Trevor: HEY, WHAT’S GOING
Trevor: HEY, WHAT’S GOING
ON, EVERYBODY?
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW.
I’M TREVOR NOAH.
TODAY IS THURSDAY, THE 24TH OF
SEPTEMBER, AND WE ARE NOW JUST
40 DAYS FROM ELECTION DAY.
SO, FOR ANYONE WHO’S STILL
UNDECIDED ABOUT WHO TO VOTE
FOR...
(SUPER SLOW AND CONFUSED)
...HHOOOOWWWW???
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
ANYWAY, ON TONIGHT’S SHOW,
DONALD TRUMP IS SCARING THE SHIT
OUT OF EVERYONE, NOBODY IS
GETTING CHARGED FOR KILLING
BREONNA TAYLOR, AND THE APP
THAT’S OFFERING EVERYONE AN
EXCITING NEW WAY TO GET
CANCELED.
SO LET’S DO THIS, PEOPLE!
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW."
FROM TREVOR NOAH’S COUCH IN
NEW YORK CITY TO YOUR COUCH
SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD, THIS IS
"THE DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING
SHOW "DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING
SHOW" WITH TREVOR NOAH.
Trevor: LET’S KICK THINGS
OFF BY TALKING ABOUT ALL THE
NEWS THAT WE WON’T BE TALKING
ABOUT TODAY, WHICH I KNOW SOUNDS
REALLY WEIRD, BUT THANKS TO
DONALD JUNTA TRUMP, WE DON’T
HAVE TIME TO COVER SOME OF THE
MORE FUN STORIES.
FOR INSTANCE "THE WASHINGTON
POST" IS REPORTING THAT THE
PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL
BENJAMIN NETANYAHU HAS BEEN
BRINGING SUITCASES FULL OF DIRTY
LAUNDRY WITH HIM WHENEVER HE
VISITS THE U.S., AND HE DOES
THIS BECAUSE ALL THE LAUNDRY
GETS CLEANED FOR FREE BY THE
PRESIDENT’S STAFF AT THE WHITE
HOUSE.
WHICH IS PRETTY WILD.
I MEAN, THIS GUY RUNS A COUNTRY
AND EHE’S TREATING THE WHITE
HOUSE LIKE A COLLEGE FRESHMAN
VISITING HIS PARENTS FOR THE
WEEKEND?
IT ALSO PROBABLY EXPLAINS WHILE
NETANYAHU IS SIGNING ALL THESE
PEACE DEALS.
I’M OUT OF UNDERWEAR.
MEETS ME AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
Trevor: AN APP CALLED GRANT
IS ACCUSED OF PROMOTING DIGITAL
BLACKFACE, FOR LETTING USERS SEE
WHAT THEY’D LOOK LIKE AS OTHER
RACES.
I DON’T KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS
BLACKFACE, BUT I DO KNOW THIS
COUNTS AS A SHITTY APP BECAUSE
THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK
LIKE AS A BLACK PERSON.
THAT’S JUST ANOTHER PERSON.
ALSO, IF YOU’RE A WHITE PERSON,
YOU DON’T NEED A FILTER TO SEE
WHAT YOU WOULD LOOK LIKE AS A
EUROPEAN.
THAT’S WHAT YOU IS!
THEN IN CORONAVIRUS IS RUINING
EVERYTHING NEWS, IT WAS
ANNOUNCED THE ANNUAL NEW YEAR’S
EVE BILLION DROP IN TIMES SQUARE
WILL BE GOING VIRTUAL THIS YEAR.
CANCELING NEW YEAR’S EVE IS A
GREAT CALL.
I LEARNED MY LESSON WITH 2020.
I’M NOT CELEBRATING A YEAR
BEFORE WE GET TO SEE IF IT’S
GOOD FIRST.
WE SHOULD SEE HOW 2020 GOES AND
THEN DECIDE WHETHER OR NOT WE
WANT TO THROW IT A PARTY.
YOU HAVE TO EARN THE RIGHT FOR
ME TO CELEBRATE YOU BY VOMITING
IN TIMES SQUARE BY DRINKING TOO
MANY WHITE CLAWS.
IT’S A PRIVILEGE.
IT’S HARD TO CARE ABOUT BALL
DROPS OR DIRTY LAUNDRY WHEN THE
WORLD’S OLDEST DEMOCRACY IS
ABOUT TO BECOME THE WORLD’S
NEWEST DICTATORSHIP.
NEVER IN THE MYSTERY OF THIS
COUNTRY HAS THERE NOT BEEN A
PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER AFTER
A PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, BUT NOW
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SUGGESTING HE
MIGHT NOT ACCEPT THE ELECTION
RESULTS IF HE IS NOT THE WINNER.
THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING A
POSITION ON THIS ISSUE THAT IS
NOT JUST UNPRECEDENTED BY
CRITICS WARN IT IS DANGEROUS,
EREFUSING TO ENDORSE ONE OF THE
MOST BASIC TENETS OF AMERICAN
DEMOCRACY.
WILL YOU COMMIT TO MAKING
SURE THAT THERE IS A PEACEFUL
TRANCE FERAL OF POWER AFTER THE
ELECTION?
WELL, WE’RE GOING TO SEE WHAT
HAPPENS.
YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN COMPLAINING
VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THE BALLOTS
AND THE BALLOTS ARE A DISASTER
AND --
I UNDERSTAND THAT BUT PEOPLE
ARE RIOTING.
DO YOU COMMIT TO MAKING SURE
THERE’S A PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF
POWER.
GET RID OF THE BALLOTS AND
WE’LL HAVE A PEACEFUL -- THERE
WON’T BE A TRANSFER, QUITE
FRANKLY, THERE WILL BE A
CONTINUATION.
Trevor: HOLY SHIT, I NEVER
THOUGHT I WOULD SEE THE DAY WHEN
AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD
THREATEN TO NOT ACCEPT AN
ELECTION EDEFEAT.
LET’S BE HONEST, THIS IS IS
SOMETHING YOU HEAR ABOUT IN
RANDOM COUNTRY WHERE AMERICA
STEPS IN TO SAVE DEMOCRACY.
THOSE COUNTRIES SHOULD SEND
PEACEKEEPERS TO THE U.S.
WELL, WELL, WELL, REFUSING TO
GIVE UP POWER RAMPANT DISEASE
AND HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT, WHO IS
THE SHITHOLE NOW?
HUH?
DONALD TRUMP HAS GONE ON QUITE
THE JOURNEY.
HE SPENT HIS ENTIRE LIFE BEING A
FAMOUS LAND LORD AND IS NOW THE
MOST FAMOUS SQUATTER.
EVEN IF JOE BIDEN WINS THEY WILL
FIND TRUMP IN THE WHITE HOUSE
BASEMENT LIVING THE PARASITE
LIFE.
ON THE REAL LOW, THIS IS A LEGIT
PROBLEM BECAUSE THE PEACEFUL
TRANSFER OF POWER IS THE BASIS
OF DEMOCRACY.
HE’S BASICALLY THREATENING A
COUP, UNLESS WHAT HE MEANS IS HE
WILL LEAVE BUT EHE THINKS IT’S
MORE INTERESTING IF THERE IS A
FIGHT ON THE WAY OUT WHICH I
DON’T TOTALLY DISAGREE WITH.
CAN YOU MIND HOW FUN IT WOULD BE
IF THE INCOMING PRESIDENT WOULD
HAVE TO FIST FIGHT THE OUTGOING
PRESIDENT?
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND BIDEN WOULD
RE-CREATE THE GERIATRIC FIGHTS
WHILE KAMALA HARRIS HAD THEM IN
A HEAD LOCK?
OH, NO, I’M GOING TO HELL!
I HOPE THERE’S A PEACEFUL
TRANSITION OF POWER.
BUT I’M NOT IN GOOD ENOUGH SHAPE
TO FIGHT A CIVIL WAR NOW.
I HAVE BEEN TRAPPED INSIDE MY
HOME FOR MONTHS.
I’M NOT WORKING OUT.
I’M LIKE A CATERPILLAR THAT WENT
INTO A CONTACT COOP AND CAME OUT
AS A SHITTIER CATERPILLAR.
IF YOU’VE PAID ATTENTION TO
DONALD TRUMP, IT’S NOT SURPRISED
HE LIKES THE IDEA OF BEING A
DICTATOR.
HE’S WRITTEN MORE LOVE LETTERS
TO KIM JONG UN THAN HIS OWN
WIFE.
THE QUESTION IS WILL THE
REPUBLICANS ALLOW HIM TO GET
AWAY WITH IT?
AND TODAY SEVERAL HEAVY HITTERS
RESPONDED.
REPUBLICAN LAWMAKERS
DEFENDING THE IDEA OF A PEACEFUL
TRANSFER OF HOW WE POWER BUT UNW
TO ATTACK THE PRESIDENT
DIRECTLY.
SMART MITT ROMNEY TWEETING ANY
SUGGESTION A PRESIDENT MIGHT NOT
RESPECT THIS CONSTITUTIONAL
GUARANTEE IS UNTHINKABLE AND
UNACCEPTABLE.
FROM MARCO RUBIO, AS WE’VE
DONE FOR TWO CENTURIES WE WILL
HAVE A LEGITIMATE AND FAIR
ELECTION.
SENATOR MAJORITY LEADER MITCH
McCONNELL TWEETED THERE WILL
BE AN ORDERLY TRANSITION JUST AS
EVERY FOUR YEARS SINCE 1792.
THANK GOD.
MITCH McCONNELL SAYS THE
ELECTION RESULTS WILL BE
HONORED.
IF THERE’S ONE PERSON WHO’S WORD
WE CAN TRUST, MITCH McCONNELL.
A MITCH McCONNELL PROMISE IS
AS TRUSTWORTHY AS A HUSBAND WITH
GLITTER ON HIS FACE.
NOW HE SAYS THE WINNER OF THE
ELECTION WILL BE INAUGURATED.
IF BIDEN WINS, HE’LL COME OUT
LIKE, RRRR, ON NOVEMBER 16 THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE HAD THEIR SAY,
WE CAN’T JUST ERASE THAT NOW,
MRRR, MRRR!
THEY VOTED ONCE, WHY AGAIN?
AT THIS POINT, THERE’S NOTHING
THE G.O.P. CAN DO TO PUT PEOPLE
AT EASE.
BECAUSE THEY TRY AND REASSURE
PEOPLE THEN ALWAYS END UP
BACKING TRUMP.
THE G.O.P. TREATS AMERICANS LIKE
A DOG BEING TAKEN TO THE VET.
YEAH, YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU’RE
GOING TO PARK AND BEFORE HE
KNOWS IT HE’S WAKING UP ON A
TABLE AND HIS BALLS ARE GONE.
AFTER 250 YEARS, AMERICANS HAVE
GROWN SOMEWHAT ATTACHED TO
LIVING IN A DEMOCRACY.
SO A LOT OF THEM ARE
UNDERSTANDABLY PRETTY UPSET
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.
AND USUALLY, WHEN AMERICANS ARE
ANGRY AT TRUMP, THEY DON’T HAVE
A CHANCE TO TELL HIM DIRECTLY,
BUT IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT
TODAY TRUMP WENT OUT TO PAY
RESPECTS TO THE LATE R.B.G., AND
THE PEOPLE WHO WERE THERE, WELL,
THEY LET HIM KNOW EXACTLY HOW
THEY FELT.
PRESIDENT TRUMP AND FIRST
LADY MELANIA TRUMP ARRIVED AT
THE SUPREME COURT THURSDAY
MORNING TO PAY THEIR RESPECTS TO
JUSTICE RUTH BADER GINSBURG.
MOURNERS WAITING IN LINE TO DO
THE SAME BOOED AND CHANTED WHEN
THEY SAW THE PRESIDENT HAD
ARRIVED.
( BOOS AND CHANTING )
STEW OOOH!
THAT MUST SUCK!
IT’S LIKE TRUMP’S TWITTER
MENTIONS TURNED UP IN REAL LIFE.
DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD YOU HAVE TO
BE TO GET BOOED AT A FUNERAL?
BASICALLY, PEOPLE ARE, LIKE, TWO
THINGS HAVE HAPPENED HERE --
DEATH AND YOU!
AND YOU’RE THE ONE WE’RE GOING
TO BOO!
ALTHOUGH TRUMP IS SO OBLIVIOUS,
HE PROBABLY TURNED TO MELANIA
WHEN THEY LEFT AND WAS, LIKE,
WHAT DID YOU DO TO THOSE PEOPLE,
MELANIA?
THEY DIDN’T LIKE YOU AT ALL.
I WILL SAY KUDOS TO THE
PRESIDENT.
I HALF EXPECTED HIM TO KICK
R.B.G.’S COFFIN OVER AND START
CURSING AT THE THE CROWD.
INSTEAD HE KEPT HIS COMPOSURE.
MAKES ME WONDER WHAT WAS GOING
THROUGH HIS HEAD?
( VOTE HIM OUT, VOTE HIM OUT )
YOU SIMPLY CAN’T COMPREHEND
THE GENIUS OF DONALD TRUMP.
OUR PRESIDENT HAS NO FEAR.
THIS IS OUR BEST PRESIDENT,
IN MY MEMORY.
YOU BOUGHT US VALUABLE TIME
BY TAKING THAT STRZOK ACTION,
MR. PRESIDENT.
IT WAS BRAVE, UNPRECEDENTED.
HE IS SMART, FILLED WITH
ENERGY.
NOBODY IS A CLOSE SECOND, AND HE
GETS MORE DONE IN A DAY THAN ANY
OTHER PRESIDENT I HAVE BEEN
AWARE OF OVER THE COURSE OF MY
LIFE.
MY FATHER ISN’T DETERRED BY
DEFEATIST THINKERS.
THE WORD "IMPOSSIBLE," WELL, IT
ONLY MOTIVATES HIM.
Trevor: OF COURSE, HE WENT
TO HIS HAPPY PLACE.
ALTHOUGH BOOING HIM MIGHT MAKE
SOME PEOPLE FEEL BETTER, TRUMP
REFUSING TO SAY HE WOULD LEAVE
OFFICE IF HE LOSES IS A SCARIY
THOUGHT.
BECAUSE WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD
HAPPEN WITH THAT KIND OF THREAT?
WELL, FOR MORE ON THIS, LET’S
TALK TO A MAN WHO’S REPEATEDLY
REFUSED TO LEAVE HIS APARTMENT
WHEN HIS LEASE IS UP.
OUR VERY OWN ROY WOOD, JR.
ROY, I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON THIS,
MAN.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF DONALD
TRUMP’S COMMENTS?
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE
WORRIED THIS COULD LEAD TO
ELECTION DAY VIOLENCE.
MAN, I’M NOT WORRIED ABOUT
THAT, MAN.
TRUMP SAYS CRAZY STUFF ALL THE
TIME.
THAT’S WHAT HE DOES.
THIS AIN’T THAT BIG OF A DEAL.
HENRY PACK YOUR SHIT!
COME ON, SON, WE’VE GOT TO MOVE.
Trevor: SURPRISING THAT’S
YOUR POINT OF VIEW.
YOU’RE NOT WORRIED TRUMP WILL
REFUSE TO LEAVE OFFICE?
NO, NO, I’M NOT WORRIED.
IN FACT, TREVOR, EVERYBODY
SHOULD STAY CALM AND REMAIN AT
HOME, AND DON’T GO OUT BLOCKING
THE ROADS WITH THE PROTESTS OR
ANYTHING LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY
THE ROAD BETWEEN NEW YORK CITY
AND THE CANADIAN BORDER.
( RINGING )
THAT’S MY PHONE.
HANG ON, MAN.
FRANCOIS, WHAT’S UP, GOT A ROOM
FOR ME IN MONTREAL OR NO?
THAT’S WHAT’S UP, MY DOG, I KNEW
YOU WOULD COME THROUGH.
I’LL HIT YOU WHEN WE’RE ON THE
ROAD.
Trevor: ROY, LOOKS LIKE
YOU’RE PACKING FOR A BIG TRIP.
NO, I’M JUST TESTING MY BAG.
YOU NEVER TESTED YOUR BAG JUST
TO MAKE SURE THE CLOTHES --
50 POUNDS -- LOOK, IT’S NOT LIKE
I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE AMERICA
BEFORE DONALD TRUMP DECLARES
HIMSELF KING FOR LIFE.
AND EVEN IF HE WAS GOING TO DO
IT DON’T YOU TRUST HIS FELLOW
REPUBLICANS TO STAND UP TO HIM?
Trevor: WHEN YOU PUT IT
LIKE THAT IT MAKES ME MORE
WORRIED.
NO, TREVOR, DON’T BE WORRIED.
THIS IS AMERICA.
WE’RE GOING TO GET THROUGH THIS,
MAN, YOU CAN BANK ON IT.
WHICH REMINDS ME I NEED TO CLOSE
MY BANK ACCOUNTS.
I NEED TO BOUNCE.
GOING TO GET WITH YOU, BROTHER.
Trevor: I’LL CHECK IN WITH
YOU LATER ON IN THE SHOW.
DOES THAT SOUND GOOD?
YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME AGAIN.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO STAY CALM AND
REMEMBER THAT WE’RE GOING TO GET
THROUGH THIS.
HENRY!
COME ON, SON!
JUST GRAB A TOY!
GODDAM!
Trevor: ROY IS THIS
( DOOR SHUTS )
ROY WOOD, JR., EVERYONE.
WE’LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, TALKING ABOUT
THE BREONNA TAYLOR RULING, JEFF
DANIELS IS ON THE SHOW AND DESUS
SHOW.
FOR MONTHS NOW, BREONNA TAYLOR’S
NAME HAS BEEN CHANTED BY
MILLIONS OF PEOPLE AROUND THE
GLOBE, DEMANDING THAT THE POLICE
WHO KILLED HER BE HELD
ACCOUNTABLE, AND YESTERDAY THE
GRAND JURY MADE ITS DECISION.
NEW CALLS FOR RACIAL JUSTICE
FUELED BY PAIN, FRUSTRATION AND
OUTRIGHT DISAPPOINTMENT.
ONCE AGAIN RIPPLING ACROSS THIS
NATION.
OVERNIGHT PROTESTS BROKE OUT IN
MULTIPLE CITIES AFTER A GRAND
JURY DECIDED NO CHARGES WOULD BE
BROUGHT AGAINST LOUISVILLE
POLICE IN THE SHOOTING DEATH OF
BREONNA TAYLOR.
THE PROTESTS STARTED IN
LOUISVILLE BUT QUICKLY SPREAD
ACROSS THIS COUNTRY.
DEMONSTRATIONS TOOK PLACE FROM
COAST TO COAST, L.A. TO NYC.
PROTESTORS GATHERED OUTSIDE
POLICE DEPARTMENTs AND
COURTHOUSES AND HELD RALLIES IN
MILWAUKEE AND ATLANTA, DEMANDING
JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.
THE GRAND JURY DETERMINED THAT
THE OFFICERS WERE JUSTIFIED IN
FIRING THE FATAL SHOTS BECAUSE
TAYLOR’S PROI BOY FRIEND FIRED
AT THEM FIRST.
AN OFFICER LATER FIRED WAS
INDICTED BUT FOR SHOOTING INTO A
NEIGHBOR’S APARTMENT, NOTHING
FOR THE KILLING OF BREONNA
TAYLOR.
Trevor: YES.
ALL OVER THE U.S., FRUSTRATED
PEOPLE REACTED TO A
DISAPPOINTING BUT PREDICTABLE
DECISION, WITH ONLY ONE OFFICER
BEING INDICTED, AND NOT FOR
SHOOTING BREONNA TAYLOR, BUT FOR
SHOOTING IN THE DIRECTION OF HER
NEIGHBORS.
AND YOU KNOW, AS I WATCHED WHAT
UNFOLDED YESTERDAY, WHETHER IN
THE STREETS OF KENTUCKY OR
BETWEEN PEOPLE INTERACTING
ONLINE, I FOUND MYSELF ASKING
ONE QUESTION, ONE QUESTION THAT
JUST COULDN’T GET UNSTUCK FROM
MY MIND, THAT WAS WHO IS WINNING
IN THIS WHOLE THING?
I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT WHO THIS
HELPS IN THE ELECTION.
TAKE DONALD TRUMP AND JOE BIDEN
OUT OF THIS BECAUSE I DON’T
THINK THIS IS AN ISSUE THAT WILL
BE SOLVED BY JUST AN ELECTION.
I’M TALKING ABOUT ON THIS
GROUND, THE LIVES OF PEOPLE, WHO
IS WINNING?
BECAUSE TO ME IT LOOKS LIKE
NOBODY IS WINNING.
BREONNA TAYLOR’S FAMILY ISN’T
WINNING, THEY LOST A LOVED ONE,
GOT NO JUSTICE AND HAVE BEEN
THRUST INTO A POLITICAL FIRE
STORM.
BLACK PEOPLE DEFINITELY AREN’T
WINNING BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN
TOLD A COP CAN BARGE INTO YOUR
HOUSE AND SHOOT YOU.
NOT ONLY THAT, THEY CAN SAY THAT
THEY WERE DEFENDING THEMSELVES
IN YOUR HOUSE.
AND AS IF THAT WASN’T WILD
ENOUGH, THEY’LL ONLY GET IN
TROUBLE FOR THE SHOTS THAT THEY
MISSED?
SEEMS LIKE IF ONLY THE CRIMINAL
JUSTICE SYSTEM VALUED BLACK
PEOPLE AS MUCH AS DRY WALL
BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
TOLD THE SAME THINGS TIME AND
TIME AGAIN -- OH, BS JUST BE A
GOOD PERSON.
YOU KNOW, IF YOU JUST HAD A JOB
OR DIDN’T DO CRIME, THE COPS
WOULD LEAVE YOU ALONE, BUT WHAT
IS NOW?
NOW IT’S BECOME, WELL, DON’T
HANG OUT WITH CRIMINALS, DON’T
HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE WHO MIGHT
HAVE A HISTORY AS CRIMINALS, OR
DON’T HANG OUT WITH ASSOCIATES.
DON’T EVEN LIVE IN A
NEIGHBORHOOD THAT’S CONSIDERED
TO BE CRIMINAL.
BUT YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO TELL
BLACK PEOPLE ALL OF THAT BECAUSE
IF YOU TOLD THE POLICE TO DO
THEIR JOB BETTER AND NOT BURST
INTO PLACES ASSUMING EVERYONE IS
A CRIMINAL THREAT, THEN THIS
WOULDN’T HAPPEN.
BLACK PEOPLE AREN’T WINNING.
WHY DOESN’T AMERICA TREAT THE
POLICE AS RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR
OWN ACTIONS.
THEY’RE POLICE, NOT BEARS.
IF THEY WERE BEARS, YOU COULD
SAY BLACK PEOPLE, YOU SHOULDN’T
BE HANGING AROUND THE HONEY,
YOU’RE GOING TO GET HURT.
BUT THEY’RE HUMAN BEINGS WHO
SHOULD HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHAT
THEY.
DO AMERICA TELLS PEOPLE A STORY,
THAT THE SECOND AMENDMENT MEANS
YOU SHOULD GET A GUN TO PROTECT
YOURSELF, BUT THEN THAT SAME
AMERICA TELL US THAT IF YOU USE
YOUR GUN TO PROTECT YOURSELF IN
YOUR HOME THEN THE COPS HAVE A
RIGHT TO KILL YOU.
AND THAT SOUNDS LIKE A
TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT TO ME.
AND IF YOUR ANSWER IS, WELL, DON
SHOOT BACK AT THE POLICE
OFFICERS THAT YOU MISTAKE AS
INTRUDERS, I MEAN, YOU’RE
ADMITTING WHAT WE ALL KNEW WAS
TRUE AND THAT IS AMERICA IS A
POLICE STATE AND IT’S MOST
PROTECTED CLASS ARE POLICE
OFFICERS.
TO ME IT SOUNDS LIKE NOBODY IS
WINNING BECAUSE THE POLICE ARE
ALSO NOT WINNING.
RIGHT?
ALL THAT HAPPENS NOW IS THAT
THEY LOSE THE TRUST OF THE
COMMUNITY THAT THEY’RE MEANT TO
PROTECT AND SERVE.
AND NOW, AS POLICE, THEY ARE
RUNNING AROUND PARANOID AS
(~BLEEP~), RUNNING THROUGH THE
STREETS, PREYING TO GOD THAT
THEY DON’T GET SHOT.
NOW TWO OF THEM WERE SHOT, WHICH
INONLY INCREASES THEIR PARANOIA.
POLICE ARE PARANOID, FAMILIES OF
POLICE ARE PARANOID WHEN THEIR
HUSBANDS OR WIVES LEAVE, THEY’RE
PARANOID BECAUSE THEY FEEL LIKE
AN OCCUPYING FORCE THERE TO
FIGHT AGAINST THE CITY.
THAT’S NOT WHAT POLICING IS
SUPPOSED TO BE.
YOU CAN’T HAVE EFFECTIVE
POLICING IF THE COMMUNITY ISN’T
ON YOUR SIDE.
POLICE AREN’T WINNING.
BEING A POLICEMAN IN AMERICA IS
TERRIFYING.
YOU’RE OLD EVERY DAY FROM YOUR
TRAINING SOMEONE IS GOING TO
PULL A GUN OUT OF THEIR GLOVE
COMPARTMENT AND SHOOT YOU.
IN PART THAT’S TRUE BECAUSE
AMERICA HAS SO MANY GUNS.
DOESN’T MATTER IF IT HAPPENS,
IT’S IN YOUR MIND.
BLACK AMERICA ISN’T WINNING
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FRAMING THEM
AS A VIOLENT POPULATION.
"BLACK LIVES MATTER" REPEATEDLY
SAID THEY’RE A NONVIOLENT
ORGANIZATION.
PEOPLE SAY THEN WHY DON’T YOU
CONTROL YOUR MEMBERS.
BECAUSE UNLIKE THE POLICE FORCE
THEY DON’T HAVE A MEMBERSHIP
STRUCTURE OR A RECORD OF THEIR
EMPLOYEES.
ANYONE CAN MARCH IN THE STREET
AND CLAIM THEY’RE PART OF "BLACK
LIVES MATTER."
WE DON’T KNOW IF SOMEONE IS.
SOMEONE CAN BREAK A WINDOW AND
SAY IT’S "BLACK LIVES MATTER."
WE DON’T KNOW.
BUT A POLICEMAN IS A POLICE
BEEN.
THEY CAN BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
THEY’RE PART OF A STRUCTURE.
WHEN THEY’RE NOT, ONLY CHAOS
WILL ENSUE.
NOBODY’S WINNING.
THE PROTESTORS AREN’T WINNING.
MAYBE 2% OF PROTESTORS ARE
TRYING TO (~BLEEP~) SHIT UP FOR
ONE BUT BY AND LARGE PROTESTORS
DON’T WANT TO BE PROTESTING.
PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO BE MARCHING
THROUGH THE STREETS CLASHING
WITH POLICE, TEAR GASSED,
BEATEN, ARRESTED.
THEY’D MUCH RATHER BE LIVING
THEIR LIVES, BUT THEY PROTEST
BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE CAN’T LIVE
THEIR LIVES.
NO ONE LOOKS AT A MARCH WHERE
PEOPLE ARE GETTING BEATEN BY THE
COPS AND SAY THIS IS A GREAT
OPPORTUNITY TO GET MY STEPS IN.
BLACK PEOPLE ARE EXHAUSTED.
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE
EXHAUSTED.
THEY’RE TIRED.
TIRED OF FEELING LIKE THEY’RE
HUNTED.
TIRED OF PROTESTING THE STREETS
IN ORDER TO BE VIEWED AS EQUALS.
THEY’RE TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING
THEM HOW TO PROTEST.
TRUST ME WHEN I SAY BLACK PEOPLE
WOULD RATHER BE AT HOME TAKING A
NAP.
NOBODY IS WINNING.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YESTERDAY GOT
TO ME WAS ESPECIALLY THE PART
WHERE THE KENTUCKY A.G. SAID TO
PEOPLE ANGRY ABOUT THIS
SITUATION THAT MOB JUSTICE IS
NOT JUSTICE.
THEN WHAT HAPPENS WHEN JUSTICE
IS NOT JUSTICE?
THINK ABOUT IT, WHAT PART OF
THIS WAS JUSTICE?
IF YOU WANT TO SAY ALL OF THE
POLICE FOLLOWED THE LETTER OF
THE LAW, DID THEY?
DID THEY?
WHAT PART OF IT IS JUSTICE?
IF YOU LIED TO THE POLICE ABWHAT
HAPPENED DURING A CRIME, THE
POLICE CAN CHARGE YOU WITH
SOMETHING, BUT IF THE POLICE LIE
ABOUT WHAT THEY DID NOBODY FACE
THINKS CONSEQUENCES, IS THAT
JUSTICE?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN THE
SYSTEM SAYS EVERYTHING THAT
HAPPENED IN THIS BREONNA TAYLOR
SHOOTING WAS LEGAL, ISSUING IS
NO-KNOCK WARRANT, BREAKING DOWN
THE DOOR AND KILLING HER IN THE
BED IS LEGAL.
JUSTICE ISN’T JUSTICE EITHER.
THE TRUTH IS NOBODY’S WINNING.
AS SOCIETY, WE’RE ALL LOSING
RIGHT NOW.
UNTIL THERE’S REAL JUSTICE,
NOBODY WINS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK.
SO EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH
DESUS NICE AND THE KID MERO.
WE TALKED ABOUT THEIR SHOWTIME
SERIES AND BRAND-NEW BOOK.
CHECK IT OUT.
DESUS AND MERO, WELCOME TO "THE
DAILY SOCIAL DISTANCING SHOW.
WHAT’S UP.
GOOD TO BE HERE.
HOW YOU BEEN, MAN?
Trevor: I FEEL LIKE I
HAVEN’T BEEN AS GOOD AS YOU
GUYS.
I’M NOT GOING TO LIE.
THERE IS SOMETHING I ENJOY ABOUT
WATCHING YOUR SHOW WHEN NO
MATTER WHAT’S HAPPENING IN THE
WORLD I ALWAYS FEEL LIKE THE
BODEGA BOYS ARE GOING TO KEEP ME
FEELING LIKE IT’S NOT THE WORST
DAY IN HISTORY.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
YEAH, BECAUSE THERE’S
PROBABLY GOING TO BE WORSE DAYS
IN HISTORY, TO BE FAIR.
THAT’S OUR NEW SASS.
WE ARE NOW THE COURT JESTERS TO
THE END OF AMERICA.
EVERYONE’S LIKE, HEY, DESUS AND
MERO, TAKE OUR MINDS OFF THE
FACT THAT THE WORLD SENDING.
WE’RE LIKE, HA HA!
WITH A BAND ON THE TITANIC.
Trevor: YOU’RE CRUSHING IT
BECAUSE YOU’RE THE FURTHEST
THING FROM BEING THE BAND ON THE
TITANIC BECAUSE YOUR SHOW GOT
RENEWED FOR A THIRD SEASON ON
SHOWTIME.
YOU’VE DESCRIBED THE SHOW AS
ALMOST LIKE BEING AT A
BARBERSHOP BUT WITH MORE FACTS.
YOU COVER THE NEWS BUT YOU SO
FAR SOCIAL MEDIA, YOU COVER WHAT
THE STREETS ARE TALKING ABOUT.
FEELS LIKE, IN MY OPINION, OF
ALL THE LATE NIGHT SHOWS YOUR
SHOW WAS SHAKEN THE LEAST BY THE
CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE YOU GUYS
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN WEARING
HOODIES, YOU GUYS HAVE ALWAYS
BEEN -- I MEAN, YOU HAVE THE
SNEAKERS YOU HAVE BEEN ROCKING
EVERY SING DAILY TO HAVE THE
SHOW.
HAS ANYTHING CHANGED FOR YOU IN
A BIG WAY?
JUST BALANCING WORK AND HOME
LIFE.
BEFORE, PERSONALLY SPEAKING, I
PUT EVERYTHING IN A NICE LITTLE
COMPARTMENT.
Trevor: RIGHT.
SO MY OFFICE IN THE STUDIO
WAS WORK AND MY HOUSE WAS MY
HOUSE WHERE I LIVE WITH MY KIDS
AND WIFE AND THERE WERE TWO
SEPARATE ENTITIES, LIKE
SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.
NOW WE’VE GOT THE CHURCH IN THE
STATE AND IT’S LIKE HOLDING A
BIBLE UPSIDE DOWN AND EVERYBODY
IS RUNNING AROUND ALL WILD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
SO THAT WAS THE ONLY ADJUSTMENT.
BUT AS FAR AS, LIKE, LOSING THE
AUDIENCE AND THAT TYPE OF STUFF,
THE SHOW’S ALWAYS BEEN, LIKE,
DESUS AND I BOUNCING JOKES OFF
EACH OTHER AND TRYING TO MAKE
EACH OTHER LAUGH A AS OPPOSED TO
SELLING A JOKE TO YOU, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
Trevor: RIGHT.
SO THE ENERGY HAS REMAINED
THE SAME I FEEL LIKE BECAUSE OF
THAT.
AS FAR AS CONSUMING CULTURE
TO MAKE THE SHOW DEFINITELY
CHANGED BECAUSE BEFORE IT WAS,
LIKE, YOU TURN ON THE NEWS AND
TWITTER OR WHATEVER AND YOU TAKE
IT IN AND TALK ABOUT IT THE NEXT
DAY ON THE SHOW, BUT YOU HAD THE
OUTSIDE LIFE, YOU HAD NEW YORK
CITY TO BALANCE THAT OUT.
YOU COULD GO TO A BAR OR MOVIES,
HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS.
NOW IT’S LIKE SIT IN FRONT OF A
TV, SCROLL ON TWITTER, TAKE IN
ALL THE INFORMATION, GO INTO
YOUR SNEAKER ROOM AND REPORT IT
AND MAKE IT ENTERTAINING TO THE
WORLD.
THAT’S A LITTLE DRAINER.
MENTALLY YOU HAVE TO BALANCE
YOUR MENTALES.
BUT LIKE MERO SAID, BASICALLY
THE SAME SHOW.
IT FEELS A HEIGHTENED SENSE OF
IMPORTANCE BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE
GETTING THE INFORMATION FROM THE
SHOW.
BEFORE IT WAS ENTERTAINMENT, AND
NOW WE’VE GOT DR. FAUCI ON.
BEFORE YOUR SHOW WAS LIKE HERE’S
SOME LEVITY AND A LITTLE
INFORMATION.
AND NOW IT’S LIKE YOUR SHOW IS
GETTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS
PANDEMIC.
AND I KNOW YOU GET THAT THE SAME
WAY.
Trevor: ONE TO HAVE THE
THINGS I’VE LOVED ABOUT THE SHOW
NOW IS THE BACKGROUND.
I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS HAVE TO
KEEP THIS WHEN YOU GO BACK TO A
STUDIO IF YOU DO BECAUSE I LOVE
SEEING, LIKE, MORE OF WHO YOU
EACH ARE INDIVIDUALLY.
DESUS, FOR A FEW WEEKS, I
THOUGHT IT WAS A ZOOM
BACKGROUND.
I’M WHERE DO I DOWNLOAD THE ZOOM
BACKGROUND OF THE SNEAKERS
BECAUSE NOBODY OWNS THAT MANY
SNEAKERS.
I GO, YO, BRO, REAL SNEAKER.
THAT REALLY HEIGHTENS THE SHOW
BECAUSE IT’S LIKE LOOK AT DESUS
WITH ALL THE SNEAKERS.
MERO IS IN THE BASEMENT OVER
THERE.
THE BACKGROUNDS ARE INDICATIVE
OF WHO WE ARE.
MERO WILL TALK ABOUT FAMILY
STUFF AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE.
AND I WILL BE THIS SNEAKER CAME
OUT, WHATEVER.
IT’S A GOOD BLEND.
IT LOOKS DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE
ELSE.
EARLY ON WHEN ZOOM GOT
INTRODUCED TO HUMANITY, WE WERE
LOOKING AT EACH OTHER’S BRANDERS
AND DIDN’T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO,
SHOULD I PUT A POTTED PLANT, A
FERN?
I’M GOING TO DO THE BACKGROUND
AND STAND OUT.
ROOM RATER, I WANT MY RATING!
YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
THIS IS FOR THE CURATOR.
THERE IS NOT RANDOM CLUTTER.
Trevor: LET’S TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW PROJECT.
YOU’VE DONE EVERYTHING, MADE
PODCASTS, TV SHOWS, A LIVE TOUR
GOING AROUND THE UNITED STATES
BEFORE CORONAVIRUS HIT AND NOW A
BOOK ENTITLED "GOD LEVEL
KNOWLEDGE DARTS," LIFE LESSONS
FROM THE BRONX.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN "GOD LEVEL
KNOWLEDGE DARTS."
THAT’S THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF
INFORMATION YOU CAN GET.
IT’S CASUAL INFORMATION YOU GET
THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE AND
IT’S NOT THAT DEEP WHEN YOU HEAR
IT BUT WHEN YOU STOP AND THINK
ABOUT IT YOU’RE LIKE YO, WAIT A
MINUTE.
THAT’S WILD.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
THINK ABOUT IT.
THIS IS KNOWLEDGE BUT IT’S IN A
DART FORM SO IT’S GOING TO
PENETRATE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN,
PENETRATE YOUR THIRD EYE AND
DECALS FY’YOUR PENIEL GLAND.
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
IT’S LIKE IF YOU’RE DRUNK AT A PARTY OR ARE HIGH, SOMEONE
A PARTY OR ARE HIGH, SOMEONE
SAYS, IF YOU SPELL THE WORD SPOT
BACKWARDS, IT’S A DIFFERENT
WORD.
YOU START YOUR JOURNEY TO
ENLIGHTENMENT.
IT’S LESSONS WE LEARNED IN THE
BRONX SO MAYBE WE LEARNED THEM
SO YOU DON HAVE TO GO GO THROUGH
THAT.
ALSO IT’S A PHOTOGRAPH OF WHERE
WE’RE AT IN LIFE VERSUS A COUPLE
OF YEARS AGO.
THE PEOPLE A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
MIGHT NOT BE THE PEOPLE YOU BAND
TO WATCH ON TV.
IT MAPS THE GROWTH THAT WE’VE
HAD.
IT’S TALKING ABOUT OUR
RELATIONSHIPS, FAMILIES, PEOPLE
DYING, SO YOU KNOW IT’S A GOOD
COLLECTION OF US.
I LOVED SOME OF THE TOPICS IN
THE BOOK BECAUSE I’VE ALWAYS
BEEN AMAZED AT HOW COMMON OUR
STORY CAN BE REGARDLESS OF WHERE
WE’RE FROM IN THE WORLD.
THE HOOD SEEMS LIKE THE HOOD NO
MATTER WHERE YOU ARE.
ONE PART OF THE BOOK IS WHERE
YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE
BRONX TAUGHT YOU TO BE BROKE.
IT REMINDED TO ME OF SOMETHING
MY MOM SAID WHEN THE CORONAVIRUS
STARTED.
I SAID IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
YOU NEED ANYTHING?
SHE SAID, DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME,
I HAVE A Ph.D. IN GETTING
BROKE, I CAN HANDLE THIS IF
THINGS GET BAD.
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT IN
THE BOOK.
DO YOU THINK THERE ARE LIFE
LESSONS IN THE BRONX SOMEBODY
DOESN’T LEARN IN A "GOOD LIFE"
THAT THEY NEED TO SURVIVE TODAY?
FOR SURE, 100%.
IF YOU’VE NEVER GONE TO BED
HUNGRY OR NEVER HAD TO JUST
DRINK WATER SO YOU’RE NOT
HUNGRY, YOU COULD DEFINITELY
LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS BOOK.
IF YOU’VE NEVER HAD TO, LIKE,
YOU KNOW, OH, I WANT MEAT WITH
MY FOOD TONIGHT SO LET ME THROW
IT DOWN MY PANT LEG AND WALK OUT
OF THE STORE.
YOU’RE DEFINITELY GOING TO LEARN
A LESSON IN THE BOOK.
IT’S NOT ABOUT SUFFERING, THAT
SOUNDS WILD, BUT IT’S LIKE A
TIME CAPSULE TO A POINT IN OUR
LIVES WHERE IT WAS JUST, LIKE,
THESE WERE NOT JOKES THEN, IT
WAS REAL LIFE, AND WE HAVE TO DO
THIS TO SURVIVE.
DESUS TALKS ABOUT PAYING RENT ON
TIME AND ALL THESE TOPICS THAT
ARE REALLY COMMON ACROSS THE
BOARD, LIKE SURVIVING, EATING,
PAYING YOUR BILLS, ET CETERA.
Trevor: I KNOW YOUR
CHEMISTRY WORKS.
EVERYONE KNOWS WHEN THE TWO OF
YOU WERE TOGETHER THIS IS MAGIC.
SOTO SEE IT IN A BOOK, YOU HAVE
THE ALL CAPS THING, WHICH THROWS
ME OFF BECAUSE FEELS LIKE YOU’RE
SHOUTING AT MY OFF THE PAGES OF
A BOOK.
IT FEELS YOU’RE CAPTURED THE
ESSENCE OF BODEGA BOYS ON A
PAGE.
WERE YOU SHOCKEDT AT HOW WELL
THAT WORKED?
IT KIND OF WHREBDED ITSELF
BECAUSE AFTER DOING THE PODCAST,
LIVE SHOWS, TV SHOWS, IT’S
BASICALLY ANY FORMAT WE DO WE
KEEP THE SAME ENERGY AND
VIBRATOR ONVIBRATEON THE SAME FR
IT’S A GOOGLE DOCS, YOU’RE
WORKING ON THE SAME THING.
IF IT WAS OLD SCHOOL STYLE WHERE
WE WERE MAILING BACK AND FORTH A
WORD DOCUMENT, SOME OF THAT
ENERGY WOULD BE LOST BUT HAVING
A FREE-FLOWING LIVING DOCUMENT
LIKE A GOOGLE DOCUMENT WHERE
WE’RE WORK AT THE SAME TIME AND
YOU CAN SEE EACH OTHER WORKING,
THAT LENDED TO A STREAM OF
COMINGNESS AND DEFINITELY
FEELING LIKE A VERSION THAT’S
TYPED OF THE PODCAST.
Trevor: THE BOOK IS OUT,
SHOW IS SUCCESSFUL, I APPRECIATE
IT.
THANKS FOR JOINING ME.
A QUICK BREAK.
NEXT, I’LL BE TALKING TO JEFF
DANIELS ABOUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE
TO PLAY JAMES COMEY, YEAH,
F.B.I. JAMES COMEY. STICK AROUND.
EARLIER TODAY, I SPOKE WITH EMMY
AWARD WINNING ACTOR JEFF
DANIELS.
WE TALKED ABOUT HIS STARRING
ROLE AS F.B.I. DIRECTOR JAMES
COMEY IN THE UPCOMING SHOWTIME
MINISERIES "THE COMEY RULE."
I’M NOT SAYING THE F.B.I.
BELIEVES THESE ACCUSATIONS, WE
SIMPLY HAVE A DUTY TO MAKE YOU
AWARE OF THAT.
DO I LOOK LIKE I NEED TO DO
THERE, TO PROSTITUTES?
THE BUREAU HAS NOT PASSED
JUDGMENT ON THE TRUTH OF THE
ALLEGATIONS, OUR ENDEAVOR IS TO
PROTECT YOU.
Trevor: JEFF DANIELS,
WELCOME TO "THE DAILY SOCIAL
DISTANCING SHOW.
GLAD TO BE HERE.
Trevor: TO SAY THAT I’M A
BIG FAN OF YOURS IS AN
UNDERSTATEMENT.
I HAVE TRULY ALWAYS ADMIRED
WATCHING HOW YOU EMBODY
CHARACTERS IN A RANGE THAT I
THINK FEW OTHER HUMAN BEINGS
CAN, AND I MEAN I FEEL LIKE
YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN.
THIS IS ALMOST WIDENED THE
BREADTH OF YOUR RANGE, YOU KNOW,
YOU’VE GONE FROM PLAYING ONE OF
THE BIGGEST DIM WITS IN HISTORY
IN DUMB AND DUMBER TO ONE OF THE
MOST COMPLICATED AND SERIOUS
HUMAN BEINGS JAMES COMEY, FORMER
HEAD OF THE F.B.I.
BEFORE WE GET INTO THE WHYS OF
COMEY AND HOW, WHICH IS HARDER
FOR YOU TO PLAY AS AN ACTOR.
USUALLY THE GUYS WHO ARE
SMARTER HAVE A LOT MORE TO SAY.
LIKE WILL MCAVOY OR COMEY OR
ATTICUS FINCH OR BROADWAY, THERE
ARE LOTS AND LOTS LINES THAT
TAKE LONGER TO MEMORIZE.
HARRY IN DUMB AND DUMBER DIDN’T
OPEN HIS MOUTH NEARLY AS MUCH
AND SOMEONE THAT STUPID IS
EASIER TO LEARN SOMEHOW.
I DON’T KNOW.
BUT THAT WOULD BE THE MAIN
DIFFERENCE, YEAH.
Trevor: I WILL TELL YOU
THIS, THE COMEY TRULY AND
PLAYING JAMES COMEY COULD NOT
HAVE COME AT A MORE I THINK
FITTING MOMENT IN AMERICAN
HISTORY BECAUSE AS WE GEAR UP
FOR ANOTHER ELECTION, I THINK A
LOT OF PEOPLE REMEMBER BACK TO
2016 AND HOW ONE MOMENT IN TIME
SEEMS TO HAVE SHIFTED NOT JUST
THE ELECTION BUT AMERICAN
HISTORY FOREVER, AND THAT WAS
WHEN JAMES COMEY CAME OUT AND
ANNOUNCED HIS INVESTIGATION INTO
THEN CANDIDATES HILLARY CLINTON.
THIS SHOW IS INTERESTING BECAUSE
IT PRESENTS US WITH A DILEMMA
FROM COMEY’S POINT OF VIEW.
WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO GIVE US
IN TERMS OF FOR OR AGAINST HIM
IN TERMS OF HIS DECISIONS.
IN OCTOBER 2016, I REMEMBER
WHEN IT WAS ANNOUNCED THEY WERE
GOING TO REOPEN THE
INVESTIGATION AND I REMEMBER
THINKING SOMETHING LIKE WHAT IS
HE THINKING?
WHAT IS HE DOING?
I MEAN, WE WERE TWO DAYS AWAY --
BILLY BUSH’S BUS RIDE HAD BEEN,
LIKE, THE DAY BEFORE.
Trevor: RIGHT.
WikiLeaks WAS MAKING
NOISE ABOUT 33,000 E-MAILS THEY
WERE GOING TO LEAK, WHICH IS
WHAT COMEY HAD TO DEAL WITH.
DOES HE GET OUT IN FRONT OF
THAT?
BECAUSE GIULIANI IS GOING TO
LEAK IT.
SO HE -- TO PROTECT THE
INTEGRITY OF THE F.B.I., HE DID
THAT.
THAT’S WHAT YOU FIND OUT.
YOU FIND OUT HE WAS BETWEEN A
ROCK AND A HARD PLACE AND HE
COULDN’T PUNT, HE HAD TO DECIDE,
AND THERE WAS NO EASY DECISION.
ANYTIME THAT A POLITICAL OPINION
WOULD COME IN, WHETHER THROUGH
HIS TEAM THAT HE WAS TRYING TO
HELP HIM MAKE THE DECISION, HE
HAD TO SWAT IT AWAY BECAUSE IT
HAD TO STATE AN APOLITICAL
DECISION, WHICH I WAS UNAWARE
OF, THAT HE WORKED REAL HARD TO
PUSH BACK AGAINST TRYING TO AND
ALSO THE LEFT.
HE HAD TO STAY TRUE TO THE RULE
OF LAW, TO THE INSTITUTION OF
THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, THE
INTEGRITY OF THE F.B.I., THESE
ARE ALL THINGS THAT ARE BIGGER
THAN JIM COMEY AND HE LOOKS AT
THEM LIKE SOMEONE WHO WOULD LOOK
AT THEIR RELIGION, AND THAT WAS
HIS NORTH STAR, AND HE MADE HIS
DECISIONS BASED ON THOSE THINGS,
AND EVERYONE ELSE’S THINKING
POLITICALLY, AND THAT KIND OF
JUMPED OUT AT ME.
Trevor: ONE THING I’VE
ALWAYS ENJOYED ABOUT TALKING TO
AN ACTOR BEHIND THE SCENES IS
LEARNING HOW THEY DISCOVER A
PART OF A HUMAN BEING THAT WE
DIDN’T GET TO SEE IN THE PUBLIC
EYE.
WHAT WERE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU
DISCOVERED ABOUT THE MAN THAT WE
NEVER GOT TO SEE BECAUSE WE WERE
LOOKING AT THE AGENT?
JIM COMEY WAS ACCUSED OF
BEING SELF-RIGHTEOUS AND A BOY
SCOUT AND HIS RIGHT WAS BIGGER
THAN YOUR RIGHT AND HIS
MORALITY.
CERTAINLY, IF YOU DISAGREED WITH
HIS DECISION OR LOOKING AT IT
POLITICALLY, I COULD SEE HOW YOU
WOULD GO TO THAT BECAUSE HE WAS
GOING, NO, I’M GOING TO SERVE
SOMETHING BIGGER.
BUT THE OTHER THING I LEARNED
ABOUT HIM, AND EVEN MORE SO IN
CONTRAST TO TRUMP, IS THAT JIM
COMEY, AT THE BOTTOM, AT THE
BOTTOM, IS HONEST, DECENT, OPEN,
WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
COMPASSIONATE, CARES ABOUT OTHER
PEOPLE, IS SELF-EFFACING, IS
HUMBLE, CERTAINLY AMBITIOUS, BUT
NOT TO THE POINT OF TRAMPLING
OVER PEOPLE.
THAT’S -- WHEN YOU LOOK AT THAT
AND LOOK AT COMEY RULE, YOU SEE
AN EXAMPLE OF THAT.
IT’S NOT BOY SCOUT OR POLLYANNA,
IT’S WHO THE GUY IS, IT’S WHAT
HE BELIEVES, AND IT’S SHOCKING
TO SEE THAT BECAUSE WE’VE HAD
FOUR YEARS OF THE OPPOSITE.
AND YOU WANT TO PUT SOMETHING ON
THE BALLOT, PUT DECENCY ON THE
BALLOT, PUT COMPASSION ON THE
BALLOT, PUT CARING ABOUT SOMEONE
OTHER THAN YOURSELF ON THE
BALLOT OR YOUR POLITICAL PARTY.
I’D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
JIM COMEY IS A GOOD EXAMPLE OF
THAT AS A FORMER REPUBLICAN, BY
THE WAY.
THAT’S WHAT HE USED TO BE.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE IS NOW.
Trevor: WELL, I’LL TELL YOU
THIS -- YOU’VE DONE IT BEFORE.
I GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT YOU’VE
DONE IT AGAIN.
IT IS A STELLAR PERFORMANCE THAT
BRINGS TO LIFE SOMEONE THAT
EVERYONE THOUGHT THEY KNEW AND
MAYBE WE’LL GET TO KNOW A LITTLE
BIT BETTER AND TELLS A STORY I
THINK EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD BE
TALKING ABOUT ESPECIALLY BEFORE
GOING INTO ANOTHER ELECTION.
JEFF DANIELS, THANK YOU SO MUCH
FOR JOINING ME ON THE SHOW.
THANK YOU, TREVOR.
PLEASURE.
Trevor: THANKS FOR THAT
WE’LL TAKE A QUICK BREAK AND BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.
TONIGHT, BUT BEFORE WE GO,
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO HONOR
JUSTICE RUTH BADER
GINSBURG AND HER LEGACY,
CONSIDER DONATING TO THE ACLU,
INCLUDING THEIR WOMEN’S RIGHTS
PROJECT.
THE ACLU WOMEN’S RIGHTS PROJECT
WAS CO-FOUNDED BY R.B.G. IN
1972, AND SINCE THEN IT HAS BEEN
LEADING THE FIGHT FOR GENDER
EQUALITY THROUGH LITIGATION AND
ADVOCACY.
IF YOU CAN HELP THEM IN THEIR
CAUSE, PLEASE VISIT THE LINK
BELOW AND DONATE WHAT YOU CAN.
UNTIL NEXT TIME -- STAY SAFE OUT
THERE, WEAR A MASK, AND I HOPE
YOU’LL HAVE PEACEFUL TRANSFER TO
NEXT WEEK.
NOW, HERE IT IS -- YOUR MOMENT
OF ZEN.
♪
♪
♪
WELL, THE QUOTE OF THE DAY
COMES FROM MY NEW BOOK, IF TRUMP
CAN WIN AGAIN, HE WOULD JOIN
WINSTON CHURCHILL AND ALEXANDER
THE GREAT AMONG THE GREATEST
LEADER OF WORLD HISTORY.
WHAT?
IS THIS MAN JOKING?
SAY THAT TO MY FACE, I’M
ALEXANDER THE FREAKIN’ GREAT TO
QUOTE MYSELF.
(~BLEEP~) YOU, LOU, YOU PASTY-FACED DONUT.
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