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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,992 --> 00:00:10,725 The Skin 2 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:24,806 There's a radio tower here. 3 00:00:46,966 --> 00:00:48,201 I don't like this. It's a bit frightening 4 00:00:48,201 --> 00:00:49,435 I can't see anything, just grapes. 5 00:00:49,435 --> 00:00:51,137 Yeah, there must be some German hidden there. 6 00:00:51,137 --> 00:00:53,503 I hope they don't have any artillery. 7 00:00:56,009 --> 00:00:59,536 Damn it! A good place for an ambush. 8 00:01:21,901 --> 00:01:25,428 You know what? We're here for no reason. 9 00:01:31,511 --> 00:01:34,247 What a drag. This journey never ends. 10 00:01:34,247 --> 00:01:36,115 Maybe it'd be better if we went home Mark. 11 00:01:36,115 --> 00:01:37,717 If the Germans knew that the leader of the Fifth Battalion... 12 00:01:37,717 --> 00:01:39,485 was so close by... 13 00:01:39,485 --> 00:01:42,613 Yes, I know there'd be spies. Relax, Bob. 14 00:01:44,490 --> 00:01:48,995 The Italians are a great people, but they committed a fatal error... 15 00:01:48,995 --> 00:01:50,963 they chose the wrong side. 16 00:01:56,002 --> 00:01:59,172 Now, what could have made them make such a mistake? 17 00:01:59,172 --> 00:02:01,407 We didn't know you. 18 00:02:01,407 --> 00:02:05,311 Well, it doesn't matter, they're on the right side now 19 00:02:05,311 --> 00:02:07,313 Mark Cork's Fifth Battalion will be in Rome... 20 00:02:07,313 --> 00:02:09,749 before Christmas. I'd bet on that. 21 00:02:09,749 --> 00:02:12,418 I'm sure we won't find be conquering, General. 22 00:02:12,418 --> 00:02:13,820 Did you know that no one in all of history... 23 00:02:13,820 --> 00:02:16,556 - Who is this civilian? - conquered Rome from the south? 24 00:02:16,556 --> 00:02:18,649 Mother! Mother! 25 00:02:20,893 --> 00:02:22,326 Cyrus! 26 00:02:37,744 --> 00:02:41,681 Captain, there's something fishy here, and this isn't the Bay of Naples. 27 00:02:41,681 --> 00:02:45,151 - I can hear a waltz. - What the hell are you talking about? 28 00:02:45,151 --> 00:02:48,678 A waltz, you know, music... A waltz! 29 00:02:50,356 --> 00:02:51,958 Wait a minute. 30 00:02:51,958 --> 00:02:54,358 Halt, halt I said! 31 00:02:55,094 --> 00:02:57,730 Captain, I want you to cross to the other side of the street. 32 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:00,255 Sergeant, take 10 men and go up that ladder! 33 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,135 - Lets go! - I want to know... 34 00:03:02,135 --> 00:03:03,703 what's happening here! 35 00:03:03,703 --> 00:03:05,171 Sergeant, I want you to take some men... 36 00:03:05,171 --> 00:03:08,663 and go to the other side of the street and see if they're in trouble. 37 00:03:23,089 --> 00:03:24,852 Do you think they are? 38 00:03:30,263 --> 00:03:32,197 It could be a trap, Captain. 39 00:03:33,266 --> 00:03:35,001 True, I want you to blow out the brains of the first one... 40 00:03:35,001 --> 00:03:36,669 to make a false move. 41 00:03:36,669 --> 00:03:38,102 Let's go! 42 00:03:43,943 --> 00:03:46,345 Look at the pretty boys! The vitamin A has arrived! 43 00:03:46,345 --> 00:03:49,041 - Why ''A''? - For American! 44 00:03:49,782 --> 00:03:51,818 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 45 00:03:51,818 --> 00:03:53,786 - Me? - Yes, you. Hurry up. 46 00:03:54,454 --> 00:03:56,289 Where are the Germans? 47 00:03:56,289 --> 00:03:59,258 - Nicht Deutschland... - Where are the Germans? 48 00:03:59,258 --> 00:04:02,628 How should I know where the Germans are? They must be in Rome by now. 49 00:04:02,628 --> 00:04:04,931 Why are you looking for Germans in Capri? 50 00:04:04,931 --> 00:04:06,766 He said that they came through here a few days ago, sir. 51 00:04:06,766 --> 00:04:08,791 The fascists? Where are the fascists? 52 00:04:09,635 --> 00:04:11,771 And the fascists? Where are the fascistas? 53 00:04:11,771 --> 00:04:15,400 Fascists im Capri? You're looking for fascists here? 54 00:04:16,175 --> 00:04:18,644 There are ony anti-fascists here, can't you see? 55 00:04:18,644 --> 00:04:20,980 He says that there aren't anymore, just anti-fascists. 56 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:24,717 Good, listen, tell him I want to know where the enemy is now! 57 00:04:24,717 --> 00:04:28,554 The princess. Look, she's 100% anti-fascist. 58 00:04:28,554 --> 00:04:29,922 I think we have a princess, sir. 59 00:04:29,922 --> 00:04:31,856 - Alright, what do I say to her? - Say... 60 00:04:35,027 --> 00:04:37,697 - Long live the Americans! - Long live the Americans! 61 00:04:37,697 --> 00:04:40,723 - Hurray! - Long live the Americans! 62 00:04:59,218 --> 00:05:01,083 I think you should call the base, sir. 63 00:05:01,854 --> 00:05:03,253 Ah, yes... 64 00:05:08,027 --> 00:05:11,330 - And what should I tell them? - Say that... 65 00:05:11,330 --> 00:05:13,662 Say that we've taken Capri. 66 00:05:16,202 --> 00:05:17,670 - Thank you. - Eagle HQ... 67 00:05:17,670 --> 00:05:19,472 operation Peanut is complete. 68 00:05:19,472 --> 00:05:23,342 Today, the fifth American Battalion and the allied forces... 69 00:05:23,342 --> 00:05:26,038 have occupied the Gulf of Naples... 70 00:05:26,946 --> 00:05:29,649 just one step towards our goal: 71 00:05:29,649 --> 00:05:31,617 the complete liberation of Italy. 72 00:05:31,617 --> 00:05:33,219 When do you expect to be in Rome, sir? 73 00:05:33,219 --> 00:05:35,154 I'm not going to make any guesses... 74 00:05:35,154 --> 00:05:38,191 but if the Germans put up resistance... 75 00:05:38,191 --> 00:05:40,386 they're going to regret it, you can bet on that. 76 00:05:40,893 --> 00:05:43,496 I'd like to ask Captain Malaparte a question, if I may. 77 00:05:43,496 --> 00:05:45,932 Captain Malaparte? Step right up, soldier... 78 00:05:45,932 --> 00:05:48,701 but remember, we're in their home. 79 00:05:48,701 --> 00:05:52,838 Captain Malaparte, how do you justify your alliance... 80 00:05:52,838 --> 00:05:55,641 with the Fifth American Battalion with the fact that... 81 00:05:55,641 --> 00:05:58,344 20 years ago, you were allied with the fascist party? 82 00:05:58,344 --> 00:06:01,214 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill... 83 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:03,115 said during a visit to Italy: 84 00:06:03,115 --> 00:06:06,586 "If I were Italian, I'd ally myself with the facist party''. 85 00:06:06,586 --> 00:06:08,281 I was Italian. 86 00:06:09,388 --> 00:06:11,557 I'd like to say that Captain Malaparte... 87 00:06:11,557 --> 00:06:13,960 spent a good portion of those years in fascist prisons... 88 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,262 and don't forget that. Any more questions? 89 00:06:16,262 --> 00:06:17,897 Yes, sir. 90 00:06:17,897 --> 00:06:19,699 General Alexander says that/// 91 00:06:19,699 --> 00:06:23,603 Enough, gentlemen. We'll meet again in Naples. 92 00:06:23,603 --> 00:06:25,137 Alright boys. Take your pictures. 93 00:06:25,137 --> 00:06:27,162 Hurry it up. 94 00:06:33,946 --> 00:06:37,850 Enough. Everyone out. You, wait. 95 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:39,715 - Yes? - Let me see that. 96 00:06:46,359 --> 00:06:49,658 The left side. Only on the left side 97 00:06:52,898 --> 00:06:54,700 What a beautiful home you have here, Malaparte. 98 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:56,902 My house is yours, General. 99 00:06:56,902 --> 00:06:59,038 It's a bit far from the front, sadly. 100 00:06:59,038 --> 00:07:02,308 Fronts move, the offer remains. 101 00:07:02,308 --> 00:07:03,707 Thank you. 102 00:07:05,411 --> 00:07:06,878 Good day. 103 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:09,949 My guest, General Mark Cork... 104 00:07:09,949 --> 00:07:12,417 - Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. - Enchanted. 105 00:07:12,718 --> 00:07:16,322 They say that in Naples your word is law. 106 00:07:16,322 --> 00:07:18,391 - Do you know Naples, General? - No, madam. 107 00:07:18,391 --> 00:07:20,726 But I hope to know it. 108 00:07:20,726 --> 00:07:23,490 It's the oldest city in Europe, did you know? 109 00:07:24,263 --> 00:07:26,966 What the princess is trying to say is that you should be patient... 110 00:07:26,966 --> 00:07:29,435 in regards to the surprises that Naples holds. 111 00:07:29,435 --> 00:07:31,027 Very well... 112 00:07:31,737 --> 00:07:34,240 - What a lovely dog! -His name is Febo. 113 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,343 Mine is named Palma. I found him in northern Africa. 114 00:07:37,343 --> 00:07:39,145 I nearly ran over him with a jeep. 115 00:07:39,145 --> 00:07:42,348 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans. 116 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:45,875 Watch... Febo, Heil Hitler! 117 00:07:51,724 --> 00:07:54,887 Be a good boy, Febo. So long. 118 00:07:55,594 --> 00:07:59,465 - Will you return to Capri soon? - We'll see, Vicenzo, we'll see. Good luck. 119 00:07:59,465 --> 00:08:02,195 Take my luggage to the palace. 120 00:08:09,041 --> 00:08:10,941 Be good, Febo! 121 00:08:33,332 --> 00:08:35,129 Look how pretty they are. 122 00:08:38,871 --> 00:08:40,973 - The girls are lovely. - And what do you want? 123 00:08:40,973 --> 00:08:42,408 Is there a problem? It's too early. 124 00:08:42,408 --> 00:08:44,910 Go home, handsome. 125 00:08:44,910 --> 00:08:46,502 Let's go. 126 00:08:56,389 --> 00:09:00,086 - Poggioreale! - Poggioreale! 127 00:09:20,613 --> 00:09:22,882 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 128 00:09:22,882 --> 00:09:25,418 There are massacres every day. 129 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:29,684 Typhus, famine, infection... there's a bit of everything. 130 00:09:30,556 --> 00:09:33,826 Death has quite an imagination. I'm here all week. 131 00:09:33,826 --> 00:09:36,228 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 132 00:09:36,228 --> 00:09:37,963 Are we or are we not a democracy? 133 00:09:37,963 --> 00:09:40,232 What, all week? That's bullshit. 134 00:09:40,232 --> 00:09:42,368 You haven't been here for 15 days. 135 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:45,304 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody... 136 00:09:45,304 --> 00:09:48,107 weeks are now 15 days long, maam. 137 00:09:48,107 --> 00:09:50,509 You have no respect for the dead. 138 00:09:50,509 --> 00:09:53,312 What's that? No respect for the dead? 139 00:09:53,312 --> 00:09:55,948 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 140 00:09:55,948 --> 00:09:58,851 - We can't say a thing. - I told you, we only have three wagons. 141 00:09:58,851 --> 00:09:59,919 Make them walk. 142 00:09:59,919 --> 00:10:02,688 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 143 00:10:02,688 --> 00:10:04,423 Make them walk to the cemetery. 144 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:06,926 - Of course, on foot. - Let's go. 145 00:10:06,926 --> 00:10:09,628 On foot. Let's keep going. 146 00:10:09,628 --> 00:10:12,164 Hello good Christians! 147 00:10:12,164 --> 00:10:15,935 You can't come in here, it's off limits. 148 00:10:15,935 --> 00:10:20,072 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 149 00:10:20,072 --> 00:10:24,043 - You know, off limits. - What does off limits mean? 150 00:10:24,043 --> 00:10:27,342 I don't know. Must be American slang. 151 00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:33,417 FORBIDDEN TERRITORY 152 00:10:45,898 --> 00:10:47,766 Off limits. 153 00:10:47,766 --> 00:10:51,497 This crap is always getting worse. 154 00:11:21,967 --> 00:11:24,570 - Hello Concetta. - Look, there go the suits... 155 00:11:24,570 --> 00:11:26,171 on the way to the bank. 156 00:11:26,171 --> 00:11:28,401 So that's the one, huh? 157 00:11:31,877 --> 00:11:35,040 Ah, my dear Mr. Eduardo. Come in! 158 00:11:35,881 --> 00:11:38,406 N�o, est� fechado. Please, closed. 159 00:11:41,186 --> 00:11:44,587 - Excuse me. - No, close it, please, close it! 160 00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:49,461 Hey, I hear that Italian women have spaghetti... 161 00:11:49,461 --> 00:11:51,697 - growing out of their vagina. - Only tomato sauce! 162 00:11:51,697 --> 00:11:54,567 - Did you slip her some linguini? - Was it all oil and garlic? 163 00:11:54,567 --> 00:11:58,298 It's closed, closed, it's over! 164 00:12:00,940 --> 00:12:03,534 C'mon, behave boys. 165 00:12:04,009 --> 00:12:05,772 C'mon sweet, a kiss... 166 00:12:22,761 --> 00:12:27,032 Ah, I understand. And how many are with you? 167 00:12:27,032 --> 00:12:30,669 There are two, but they eat for six. They're right here. 168 00:12:30,669 --> 00:12:32,438 Let me call her. Rosaria! 169 00:12:32,438 --> 00:12:36,709 Rosaria! Rosaria. Rosaria. 170 00:12:36,709 --> 00:12:38,377 - I'm over here! - Where is Rosaria? 171 00:12:38,377 --> 00:12:40,412 - I'm here! -Rosaria! 172 00:12:40,412 --> 00:12:42,748 - Here! -Rosaria, come here. 173 00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:45,050 Since you know how to speak English... 174 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:48,621 tell them to leave in ten minutes. 175 00:12:48,621 --> 00:12:50,456 - I have some things to take care of. - Alright. 176 00:12:50,456 --> 00:12:55,260 - Come here, Eduardo. - Listen! Ten minute closed! 177 00:12:55,260 --> 00:12:57,663 Ok? Ten minute closed. We're closing boys. 178 00:12:57,663 --> 00:13:00,325 - Keep calm. - We're going to tear this place apart! 179 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,934 Hey! Shut up, shut up! 180 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:07,006 Listen, behave yourselves... 181 00:13:07,006 --> 00:13:11,577 or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 182 00:13:11,577 --> 00:13:13,779 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 183 00:13:13,779 --> 00:13:16,179 - Two days, alright? - Alright, alright. 184 00:13:21,620 --> 00:13:24,657 Oh, mother, come here. I have something for you. 185 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,325 Shush girl. 186 00:13:26,325 --> 00:13:29,852 I'll have something special for you later. 187 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:37,262 - How? - How much do you weigh? 188 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:41,173 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 189 00:13:41,173 --> 00:13:42,608 Sixtyfive kilos, you see? 190 00:13:42,608 --> 00:13:46,178 That's it? You said you ate for six. 191 00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:49,448 My god, Mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 192 00:13:49,448 --> 00:13:52,383 Kommen Sie! You two. 193 00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,389 Come on, let's go. 194 00:13:57,990 --> 00:14:01,517 Look at those two. They eat for six. 195 00:14:02,428 --> 00:14:06,398 - But this one hardly eats anything - Doesn't want to eat? 196 00:14:06,398 --> 00:14:08,067 While the residents of Naples die of hunger... 197 00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:11,970 he refuses to eat. Why are you refusing your pasta? 198 00:14:11,970 --> 00:14:15,174 - Stomach, nicht gut. - How fresh. 199 00:14:15,174 --> 00:14:18,577 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 200 00:14:18,577 --> 00:14:21,113 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 201 00:14:21,113 --> 00:14:25,551 Look at how your friends are nice and plump... 202 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:28,320 and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me? 203 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:30,723 Eat, imagine your life depended on it. 204 00:14:30,723 --> 00:14:33,692 Eat, eat. 205 00:14:33,692 --> 00:14:37,196 Come on, hurry. Get in line. Move it. 206 00:14:37,196 --> 00:14:39,498 Come on, let's go, let's go. 207 00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:42,134 Spaghetti parlor, let's get a move on. 208 00:14:42,134 --> 00:14:44,636 - Let's go! Let's go! That's it. -Let's go, hurry, hurry! 209 00:14:44,636 --> 00:14:47,662 Button that up. C'mon pansy. Let's go. 210 00:14:48,841 --> 00:14:50,943 He'll serve. Let's go, perfect. 211 00:14:50,943 --> 00:14:51,310 There's nothing wrong with it. 212 00:14:51,310 --> 00:14:52,800 True, that's yours. 213 00:14:53,112 --> 00:14:54,477 Perfect, don't be so demanding. 214 00:14:57,116 --> 00:15:01,253 - You have a bloodstain there. -I do? There it is! 215 00:15:01,253 --> 00:15:04,123 - C'mon, hurry! Move it! Keep going! - Don't just stand there! 216 00:15:04,123 --> 00:15:07,718 - Move it, let's go! -Perfect pants for you! 217 00:15:11,997 --> 00:15:13,599 Come on, there's nothing wrong with that! 218 00:15:13,599 --> 00:15:15,260 Let's go! Let's go. 219 00:15:30,616 --> 00:15:32,851 Hurry up! 220 00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:34,751 Attention! 221 00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:38,918 Attention! 222 00:15:39,625 --> 00:15:41,527 Order them to rest, Sergeant. 223 00:15:41,527 --> 00:15:43,620 Rest. 224 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,809 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 225 00:15:58,477 --> 00:16:02,347 I've recieved other orders. Captain Palese... 226 00:16:02,347 --> 00:16:04,650 will take charge of the company. 227 00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:08,120 and he wants to have a word with you. 228 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,587 Please. 229 00:16:11,657 --> 00:16:13,358 Soldiers... 230 00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:16,428 We're the first liberation unit of Italy. 231 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:18,697 We are soldiers of a new Italy. 232 00:16:18,697 --> 00:16:22,768 Our aim is to fight the Germans and expel them from Italian soil. 233 00:16:22,768 --> 00:16:27,606 We must take our flag and lift it high as an example... 234 00:16:27,606 --> 00:16:30,439 To all Italians. We will banish... 235 00:16:31,677 --> 00:16:34,713 the terrible shame that dominates the Italian people... 236 00:16:34,713 --> 00:16:37,850 and prove that we are worthy of the great role... 237 00:16:37,850 --> 00:16:40,114 that History has handed us. 238 00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,622 Do you all understand what he's saying? 239 00:16:43,622 --> 00:16:45,891 - You, come here - Me? 240 00:16:45,891 --> 00:16:47,188 Yes, you. 241 00:16:49,695 --> 00:16:52,531 Alright, repeat what the Captain said. 242 00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:54,800 He says that... we have to prove... 243 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,927 that we're worthy of the shame of ltaly. 244 00:16:59,037 --> 00:17:03,406 I think he understood quite well. Go back to your spot. 245 00:17:15,187 --> 00:17:17,956 You are listening to the broadcast for the European Allied Forces. 246 00:17:17,956 --> 00:17:20,459 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra... 247 00:17:20,459 --> 00:17:21,860 transmitting directly from the Palladium... 248 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:24,830 in Hollywood, California, USA. 249 00:17:24,830 --> 00:17:27,599 Worried about syphilis? Venereal diseases... 250 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:29,601 can be more destructive than war. 251 00:17:29,601 --> 00:17:31,296 But thanks to penicillin... 252 00:17:32,237 --> 00:17:34,306 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 253 00:17:34,306 --> 00:17:36,775 Glenn Miller is playing live 11,000 km from here... 254 00:17:36,775 --> 00:17:39,266 How come you're not worried about getting syphilis? 255 00:17:40,012 --> 00:17:42,347 Didn't you sleep with that Countess, Jimmy? 256 00:17:42,347 --> 00:17:44,516 I already told you, Goldberg. 257 00:17:44,516 --> 00:17:47,419 Alright, so tell me again. It's like listening to Glenn Miller. 258 00:17:47,419 --> 00:17:49,182 Better every time. 259 00:17:50,389 --> 00:17:53,926 - Does she do oral? - Listen, in Europe, that's normal. 260 00:17:53,926 --> 00:17:55,861 Get it through your head... 261 00:17:55,861 --> 00:18:00,766 European women are different. 262 00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:04,603 Listen Goldberg, instead of hanging out here with your magazines... 263 00:18:04,603 --> 00:18:07,105 for three lousy bucks, you can have what you want. 264 00:18:07,105 --> 00:18:08,740 Are you crazy? 265 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:10,008 All the niggers on this side of the Atlantic... 266 00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,777 have already screwed those girls. 267 00:18:11,777 --> 00:18:14,012 Have you seen those movies that tell you what happens... 268 00:18:14,012 --> 00:18:16,014 to your penis if you get gonorrhea? 269 00:18:16,014 --> 00:18:18,350 It's better to go blind, Goldberg. 270 00:18:18,350 --> 00:18:19,908 Where did you hear that? 271 00:18:20,986 --> 00:18:25,150 How many fingers am I holding up? You see? You're already blind, Goldberg. 272 00:18:28,427 --> 00:18:30,088 Wow! 273 00:18:39,004 --> 00:18:40,665 FIFTH BATTALION GENERAL HEADQUARTERS 274 00:19:08,867 --> 00:19:10,334 Good day, General. 275 00:19:13,005 --> 00:19:15,040 Captain Wren, call the conference over the General's communication. 276 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:16,708 There are already two conferences back there, Captain. 277 00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,643 I'm afraid you'll have to wait. 278 00:19:18,643 --> 00:19:20,167 Good day, General. 279 00:19:28,020 --> 00:19:29,817 No, not now. 280 00:19:31,123 --> 00:19:34,526 I'm going to start with the good news. 281 00:19:34,526 --> 00:19:36,895 I've just talked with Alexander... 282 00:19:36,895 --> 00:19:39,097 and he agrees that the Eighth English Batallion... 283 00:19:39,097 --> 00:19:41,900 will cede to their ''American cousins'', as they like to call us... 284 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:46,104 and Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion will be the first to enter Rome! 285 00:19:46,104 --> 00:19:48,540 - Great! - Excellent! 286 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:50,508 Now, the bad news. 287 00:19:53,412 --> 00:19:55,480 I don't believe a word of it. 288 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,183 Half of his army is gay, and the other half... 289 00:19:58,183 --> 00:19:59,351 thinks that Americans are stupid... 290 00:19:59,351 --> 00:20:03,481 He's right in the middle of that. This could be a trick. 291 00:20:04,956 --> 00:20:07,292 The Fifth American Batallion was the first... 292 00:20:07,292 --> 00:20:09,161 to step foot on the European continent... 293 00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:12,998 and you can bet that no one, including Mr. Churchill... 294 00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:16,401 and his team will keep this man's army.. 295 00:20:16,401 --> 00:20:18,437 from being the first to enter Rome! 296 00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:20,372 It's a matter of principle! 297 00:20:20,372 --> 00:20:22,240 Washington, sir, General Eisenhower. 298 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:23,730 That's the third time. 299 00:20:24,209 --> 00:20:26,745 Bob. Continue without me. 300 00:20:26,745 --> 00:20:29,848 It must be important to make them get up early in Washington. 301 00:20:29,848 --> 00:20:31,179 Let's go find out. 302 00:20:33,218 --> 00:20:34,480 Hello? 303 00:20:35,087 --> 00:20:36,782 Hello, sir... 304 00:20:38,323 --> 00:20:41,053 How is Italy, sir? Italy is alright... 305 00:20:43,295 --> 00:20:44,922 Sir, what are you trying to say? 306 00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:47,399 What? 307 00:20:47,399 --> 00:20:49,492 Which senator's wife? 308 00:20:50,602 --> 00:20:52,502 From Massachusetts? 309 00:20:53,572 --> 00:20:55,540 Here? 310 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,477 For the love of God, we're at war... 311 00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:02,709 there's no time for... for those sort of women's things... 312 00:21:03,281 --> 00:21:04,483 No. 313 00:21:04,483 --> 00:21:07,919 Not even if it were Roosevelt's mother, I'm very sorry sir. 314 00:21:07,919 --> 00:21:10,547 I'm sorry, but what I'm trying to say... 315 00:21:12,891 --> 00:21:14,188 Yes, Mr. President. 316 00:21:14,659 --> 00:21:17,929 Please excuse me, but I have to insist. 317 00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:20,022 I'm against this. 318 00:21:22,767 --> 00:21:24,503 I understand your position, sir... 319 00:21:24,503 --> 00:21:26,835 and, under these circumstances, I'll do my best. 320 00:21:27,873 --> 00:21:31,206 Mr. President, you can trust me. 321 00:21:32,043 --> 00:21:33,635 Thank you. 322 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:40,852 A dirty trick, that's what it is... 323 00:21:40,852 --> 00:21:44,089 to rob Mark Cork and his Fifth Battalion of their glory... 324 00:21:44,089 --> 00:21:47,225 Massachussets. That's Senator Wyatt, isn't it? 325 00:21:47,225 --> 00:21:49,394 The senator that decieves people all the time. 326 00:21:49,394 --> 00:21:52,197 Wyatt, yes, so what do you think? 327 00:21:52,197 --> 00:21:54,799 Well, nothing. Unless his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 328 00:21:54,799 --> 00:21:57,169 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 329 00:21:57,169 --> 00:21:59,938 She was the first to cross the Pacific in 39. 330 00:21:59,938 --> 00:22:02,140 The first woman... 331 00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:04,376 The press made quite a bit of publicity. 332 00:22:04,376 --> 00:22:06,011 Yes, I remember. 333 00:22:06,011 --> 00:22:09,047 They made her a colonel in the Air Force... 334 00:22:09,047 --> 00:22:14,052 who came up with this crazy idea of supplying the population by plane... 335 00:22:14,052 --> 00:22:16,121 and it seems that the President is interested as well... 336 00:22:16,121 --> 00:22:18,490 - Wow! - A bunch of bullshit... 337 00:22:18,490 --> 00:22:20,959 Elections are next year and you know exactly... 338 00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:24,029 what the President is interested in: winning votes. 339 00:22:24,029 --> 00:22:26,031 - How's it going? - Alright. 340 00:22:26,031 --> 00:22:30,101 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 341 00:22:30,101 --> 00:22:31,870 - Good day. - Good day. 342 00:22:31,870 --> 00:22:34,940 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait Captain. Be patient. 343 00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,498 Thank you. 344 00:22:37,943 --> 00:22:41,213 Wasn't it you that was at the press conference in Capri? 345 00:22:41,213 --> 00:22:42,737 Yes. 346 00:22:43,315 --> 00:22:46,148 - You have a beautiful home there. - Thank you. 347 00:22:49,154 --> 00:22:52,317 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 348 00:22:53,725 --> 00:22:57,161 - Mr. Mazzullo. - Wait. 349 00:22:58,129 --> 00:23:00,832 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 350 00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:03,301 - Fine. - Wait, please. 351 00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:04,803 - What'd he say? - He told me to sit. 352 00:23:04,803 --> 00:23:06,794 So go sit. 353 00:23:08,206 --> 00:23:10,075 - Who's turn is it now? - A meeting with the representative... 354 00:23:10,075 --> 00:23:11,810 of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 355 00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:14,246 - He takes care of the German prisoners. - And then? 356 00:23:14,246 --> 00:23:17,549 A meeting about the front. Scheduled for six minutes, sir. 357 00:23:17,549 --> 00:23:20,185 The one responsible for civilian rights, what's his name? 358 00:23:20,185 --> 00:23:22,587 Eduardo Mezzullo. 359 00:23:22,587 --> 00:23:25,181 - Let's go, hurry up. - Yes sir. 360 00:23:28,893 --> 00:23:32,590 Mr. Mezzullo? Captain Malaparte? Captain Wren? 361 00:23:49,914 --> 00:23:52,883 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 362 00:23:53,785 --> 00:23:56,621 - They said Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma, ma, ma. 363 00:23:56,621 --> 00:23:59,920 Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 364 00:24:00,759 --> 00:24:03,628 I understand you have a certain number of prisoners... 365 00:24:03,628 --> 00:24:08,400 - of German prisoners... - 273, Mr. General. There are 273... 366 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,269 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 367 00:24:11,269 --> 00:24:13,104 Mounted a what? 368 00:24:13,104 --> 00:24:16,308 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 369 00:24:16,308 --> 00:24:19,311 No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned by the Italian people... 370 00:24:19,311 --> 00:24:21,479 when they fought in Naples. 371 00:24:21,479 --> 00:24:23,682 There was a great insurrection that lasted four days... 372 00:24:23,682 --> 00:24:26,084 with injuries and casualties... 373 00:24:26,084 --> 00:24:29,020 Believe me, we suffered, Mr. General. 374 00:24:29,020 --> 00:24:30,722 Yes, yes, I understand, Mr. Mezzullo. 375 00:24:30,722 --> 00:24:32,857 My name is Mazzulo. Ma. 376 00:24:32,857 --> 00:24:35,724 Listen, I'd like to go directly to the matter at hand. 377 00:24:36,461 --> 00:24:40,398 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 378 00:24:40,398 --> 00:24:42,133 I understand that it must be a terrible burden on you... 379 00:24:42,133 --> 00:24:44,969 with the price of food rising like it has. 380 00:24:44,969 --> 00:24:49,574 And, naturally, you have the right to, shall we say, recompense. 381 00:24:49,574 --> 00:24:51,676 Care to explain, Captain? 382 00:24:51,676 --> 00:24:54,279 - You'll be compensated. - Yes, I understand. 383 00:24:54,279 --> 00:24:58,350 The Fifth American Battalion is prepared to pay... 384 00:24:58,350 --> 00:25:02,187 a thousand liras for every person... 385 00:25:02,187 --> 00:25:05,090 You're a very kind man, Mr. General. I'm grateful. 386 00:25:05,090 --> 00:25:10,028 But the price has changed now. The price, we do it by weight. 387 00:25:10,028 --> 00:25:12,831 - 100 liras per kilo. - What? 388 00:25:12,831 --> 00:25:14,733 It's 100 liras per kilo. 389 00:25:14,733 --> 00:25:17,836 So a man who weighs 80kg would cost 8 thousand liras! 390 00:25:17,836 --> 00:25:22,707 Ah, these days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 391 00:25:22,707 --> 00:25:25,574 Captain Malaparte, tell him that he's crazy. 392 00:25:26,077 --> 00:25:29,180 - The General is a serious man. - Who are you? 393 00:25:29,180 --> 00:25:31,015 Listen, whoever you are... 394 00:25:31,015 --> 00:25:33,952 you have 24 hours to accept my offer. 395 00:25:33,952 --> 00:25:36,321 After that, I'll have to speak with the military police. 396 00:25:36,321 --> 00:25:39,891 And I guarantee that you'll be left without... 397 00:25:39,891 --> 00:25:43,895 - all 270 or so prisoners. - It's 273! 398 00:25:43,895 --> 00:25:46,625 Alright, we'll see. Let's go. 399 00:25:49,534 --> 00:25:52,203 He's a serious man, the one with the German prisoners. 400 00:25:52,203 --> 00:25:53,872 I am too. 401 00:25:53,872 --> 00:25:55,673 The US government saddles us with the rules... 402 00:25:55,673 --> 00:25:58,610 of the Geneva Convention regarding prisoners of war! 403 00:25:58,610 --> 00:26:00,512 I'm going to take them by force. 404 00:26:00,512 --> 00:26:03,348 You can hide everyone in Italy in the caverns of Naples... 405 00:26:03,348 --> 00:26:05,145 and never find them. 406 00:26:06,351 --> 00:26:08,086 In that case, I'll have that man shot. 407 00:26:08,086 --> 00:26:11,289 If you do that, you'll never see those prisoners... 408 00:26:11,289 --> 00:26:14,258 Why don't you let me take care of this? 409 00:26:15,794 --> 00:26:18,530 And you, Captain? What's your role in all of this? 410 00:26:18,530 --> 00:26:21,332 Me, sir? I'm here for the conference about the communication. 411 00:26:21,332 --> 00:26:23,802 Ah, the communcation, just what we need. 412 00:26:23,802 --> 00:26:26,638 Alright, Malaparte, lead this man. 413 00:26:26,638 --> 00:26:30,108 - You'll go with the Captain. - But I... 414 00:26:30,108 --> 00:26:31,735 What? 415 00:26:32,610 --> 00:26:34,271 Nothing, sir. 416 00:26:38,283 --> 00:26:39,910 Damn Italians. 417 00:26:40,952 --> 00:26:42,385 I'm Jimmy Wren. 418 00:26:42,821 --> 00:26:44,722 Is this where we'll find Mr. Eduardo? 419 00:26:44,722 --> 00:26:47,350 You won't find Mr. Eduardo. He'll find you. 420 00:26:48,026 --> 00:26:49,394 What are you discussing? 421 00:26:49,394 --> 00:26:51,663 Well, you know, the price of human flesh... 422 00:26:51,663 --> 00:26:54,427 is below that for beef or pork. 423 00:26:54,899 --> 00:26:58,169 A week ago, you could get a 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 424 00:26:58,169 --> 00:27:02,540 Now she'd be worth no more than four, bones and all. 425 00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,776 The Sicilian girls invaded the market. 426 00:27:04,776 --> 00:27:06,911 They're older, so they cost less. 427 00:27:06,911 --> 00:27:10,815 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: from behind they're all the same. 428 00:27:10,815 --> 00:27:14,152 - All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy? - I don't have a sister. 429 00:27:14,152 --> 00:27:15,653 Though if I had one, what would that have to do with anything? 430 00:27:15,653 --> 00:27:18,622 Lovely, lovely American boy. 431 00:27:20,492 --> 00:27:23,761 Lovely, come with me. I like you... 432 00:27:23,761 --> 00:27:27,732 come, come. What lovely skin. 433 00:27:27,732 --> 00:27:30,200 Come with me. 434 00:27:31,436 --> 00:27:33,131 - No, thank you. - Come! 435 00:27:33,738 --> 00:27:38,209 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 436 00:27:38,209 --> 00:27:41,372 - Looks like you're having luck. - Yup, some luck. 437 00:27:44,616 --> 00:27:47,779 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 438 00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:50,522 Did you see what they did when they went by? 439 00:27:50,522 --> 00:27:52,581 Come on, you have to see it to believe it. 440 00:27:54,526 --> 00:27:57,195 See that? They're blonde everywhere. 441 00:27:57,195 --> 00:27:58,429 What sort of Sicilians are they? 442 00:27:58,429 --> 00:28:02,467 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes... 443 00:28:02,467 --> 00:28:04,936 when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 444 00:28:04,936 --> 00:28:06,504 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 445 00:28:06,504 --> 00:28:09,941 - Which is... - I don't know. 446 00:28:09,941 --> 00:28:12,432 I feel like I'm seeing Europe. 447 00:28:13,711 --> 00:28:15,747 - Let's go. - Where to? 448 00:28:15,747 --> 00:28:17,476 To Italy. 449 00:28:26,057 --> 00:28:27,425 Good day. 450 00:28:27,425 --> 00:28:29,327 - So what happened? - Nothing. 451 00:28:29,327 --> 00:28:31,296 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 452 00:28:31,296 --> 00:28:34,465 Yes, he's interested in Italian artistry. 453 00:28:34,465 --> 00:28:37,502 - Show him what you make. - Italian artistry? 454 00:28:37,502 --> 00:28:40,471 He's not interested... 455 00:28:40,471 --> 00:28:42,674 Yes, yes. Are you interested? 456 00:28:42,674 --> 00:28:44,665 - Yes. - Do you like what we do? 457 00:28:45,510 --> 00:28:47,812 Put on the wig. 458 00:28:47,812 --> 00:28:50,381 - No, you go. - Not me. 459 00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:52,283 - My god! - You'll see. 460 00:28:52,283 --> 00:28:55,153 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here! 461 00:28:55,153 --> 00:28:58,714 What are you thinking about? Stay right here. 462 00:28:59,057 --> 00:29:01,626 You're going to show off for that man. 463 00:29:01,626 --> 00:29:03,287 Go on. 464 00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:05,955 - What's going on? - Wait there... 465 00:29:06,731 --> 00:29:08,926 Oh god, you have to be patient. 466 00:29:09,701 --> 00:29:12,437 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 467 00:29:12,437 --> 00:29:16,074 - Tell them I'm poor. - He's a poor man. 468 00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:18,376 - A good man. - An artist. 469 00:29:18,376 --> 00:29:23,473 I was a tailor, but these days... 470 00:29:24,082 --> 00:29:27,142 It's ready. 471 00:29:35,893 --> 00:29:37,360 What is? 472 00:29:37,895 --> 00:29:41,099 - What we did, it's wrong. - Explain it to him. 473 00:29:41,099 --> 00:29:45,770 Black soldiers like blonde women. 474 00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:47,472 In Naples, it's hard to find blonde women... 475 00:29:47,472 --> 00:29:49,374 We made that up... 476 00:29:49,374 --> 00:29:51,275 Black soldiers like blonde girls... 477 00:29:51,275 --> 00:29:53,778 Naples is teeming with blondes. 478 00:29:53,778 --> 00:29:55,713 - I want one. - Oh, you want one? 479 00:29:55,713 --> 00:29:58,149 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 480 00:29:58,149 --> 00:30:01,819 - Is he going to pay for that? - No, no, nine, nine! 481 00:30:01,819 --> 00:30:04,622 No, ten dollars! You have to be very patient. 482 00:30:04,622 --> 00:30:07,557 It's a lot of work, that's for sure. A lot of work. 483 00:30:08,793 --> 00:30:11,429 Right, Right, ten dollars. 484 00:30:11,429 --> 00:30:13,226 A lot of patience. 485 00:30:15,366 --> 00:30:16,501 This is crazy! 486 00:30:16,501 --> 00:30:18,169 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war... 487 00:30:18,169 --> 00:30:21,739 do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 488 00:30:21,739 --> 00:30:25,038 They don't have to be. In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 489 00:30:26,144 --> 00:30:28,135 Good night. 490 00:30:34,385 --> 00:30:35,909 Upstairs. 491 00:30:52,770 --> 00:30:54,067 Come in. 492 00:30:54,839 --> 00:30:56,774 - Shall we go? - Where? 493 00:30:56,774 --> 00:30:59,004 Mr. Eduardo has found us. 494 00:31:47,925 --> 00:31:49,552 What's going on? 495 00:31:53,431 --> 00:31:56,332 - What are they doing? - Leave it alone a bit. 496 00:32:06,778 --> 00:32:08,112 How did you get that tank? 497 00:32:08,112 --> 00:32:10,548 - You see... - It's one of ours... 498 00:32:10,548 --> 00:32:12,448 - You see... - It's property of the army... 499 00:32:16,254 --> 00:32:19,280 Perhaps Mr. Eduardo will explain. 500 00:32:35,973 --> 00:32:38,066 Good day. Wait a moment. 501 00:33:02,233 --> 00:33:04,435 I don't see why I should be interested. 502 00:33:04,435 --> 00:33:08,873 A tank, what am I going to do with that? 503 00:33:08,873 --> 00:33:10,741 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 504 00:33:10,741 --> 00:33:12,944 - It's American. Authentic. - I don't smoke. 505 00:33:12,944 --> 00:33:14,979 - No? Want one? - Yes, thank you. 506 00:33:14,979 --> 00:33:18,115 The war's over, you know... 507 00:33:18,115 --> 00:33:21,586 - Metal, metal. Lots of metal. - Ten tons of old iron. 508 00:33:21,586 --> 00:33:23,120 Yes, metal. 509 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,224 - A cannon, a big cannon! - Yes, I know... 510 00:33:26,224 --> 00:33:28,659 but the cannon is just old metal.. What am I supposed to do with a cannon? 511 00:33:28,659 --> 00:33:30,161 The war is over. 512 00:33:30,161 --> 00:33:32,897 - A transmittor radio... - A radio. 513 00:33:32,897 --> 00:33:36,133 Did the General agree to this? Does he know? 514 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:41,036 Does he know? Don't kid around, don't kid around. 515 00:33:44,508 --> 00:33:46,444 I bet that this entire circus is... 516 00:33:46,444 --> 00:33:47,812 to convince us to accept his conditions. 517 00:33:47,812 --> 00:33:49,871 Why? Aren't you convinced? 518 00:33:59,490 --> 00:34:02,860 Did you see what that idiot offered for a new Sherman tank? 519 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:05,363 - I saw, I saw... - We had a sure thing! 520 00:34:05,363 --> 00:34:08,299 Believe me, he isn't the only Italian in Naples... 521 00:34:08,299 --> 00:34:10,961 we'll find someone and get ten thousand... 522 00:34:38,396 --> 00:34:40,364 Damn it! 523 00:34:40,364 --> 00:34:42,491 - Bastards! - Sons of bitches! 524 00:34:44,735 --> 00:34:45,937 Hello. 525 00:34:45,937 --> 00:34:48,005 - So then... - Very well. 526 00:34:48,005 --> 00:34:51,676 - We accept your conditions. - Very good, my boy. 527 00:34:51,676 --> 00:34:53,044 You've done well, I'm happy. 528 00:34:53,044 --> 00:34:55,613 Until tomorrow, we need the General's authorization. 529 00:34:55,613 --> 00:34:58,282 Of course, and tell the General to hurry... 530 00:34:58,282 --> 00:35:00,518 because the price goes up every day. 531 00:35:00,518 --> 00:35:02,850 Better said, every hour. 532 00:35:03,254 --> 00:35:05,188 He wants to raise the price... 533 00:35:06,190 --> 00:35:08,326 But that's not fair! 534 00:35:08,326 --> 00:35:10,861 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 535 00:35:10,861 --> 00:35:12,196 What is he saying? 536 00:35:12,196 --> 00:35:13,864 - That everything's fine. - Great. 537 00:35:13,864 --> 00:35:16,799 I'm satisfied. Well done boys. 538 00:35:17,835 --> 00:35:20,771 - Charismatic, isn't he? - Ok, Jimmy. 539 00:35:20,771 --> 00:35:23,239 - Alright, it's set. - Yeah. 540 00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,354 You know, she looks like a girl... 541 00:35:36,354 --> 00:35:39,123 - that I knew in Atlanta. - Let me see, let me see. 542 00:35:39,123 --> 00:35:42,927 You know, there's a name for that. Pussy wig. 543 00:35:42,927 --> 00:35:46,829 Merkin. M-E-R-K-l-N. 544 00:35:47,398 --> 00:35:49,667 - Of course! - Don't you trust ,e? 545 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:51,936 - No, I don't. - He doesn't trust me! 546 00:35:51,936 --> 00:35:53,771 If anyone knows, it's Goldberg. 547 00:35:53,771 --> 00:35:55,673 - He's the specialist... - Easy, sailor. 548 00:35:55,673 --> 00:35:58,242 Come on, relax. 549 00:35:58,242 --> 00:36:01,078 Soldier! Soldier, calm down or you're headed to the pen. 550 00:36:01,078 --> 00:36:03,347 - Put your hands up, pal! - What the hell! 551 00:36:03,347 --> 00:36:05,247 Well, there they go again. 552 00:36:08,019 --> 00:36:10,321 What did we order? 553 00:36:10,321 --> 00:36:12,723 Donkey ass. Sliced 554 00:36:12,723 --> 00:36:14,325 A speciality from the south. 555 00:36:14,325 --> 00:36:17,495 I think they gave me the part that was stuck to the donkey's ass. 556 00:36:17,495 --> 00:36:20,364 I'll admit it's not humming bird hearts with truffles. 557 00:36:20,364 --> 00:36:22,767 Look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 558 00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:25,169 The part the donkey used to clean its ass... 559 00:36:25,169 --> 00:36:28,139 served in a sauce with a texture like old motor oil... 560 00:36:28,139 --> 00:36:31,475 and all topped off with the waiter's stinking breath. 561 00:36:31,475 --> 00:36:34,745 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 562 00:36:34,745 --> 00:36:36,881 It's wartime and, in Naples... 563 00:36:36,881 --> 00:36:39,216 good ingredients aren't always easy to come across. 564 00:36:39,216 --> 00:36:40,751 See? What did I say? 565 00:36:40,751 --> 00:36:44,488 I'm not going to keep eating this stuff. No offense, Captain. 566 00:36:44,488 --> 00:36:47,457 No, I don't blame you. It's just a bad habit of mine. 567 00:36:48,292 --> 00:36:52,396 I enjoy subtle flavors like donkey ass with nutmeg... 568 00:36:52,396 --> 00:36:55,032 celery, white wine... 569 00:36:55,032 --> 00:36:58,263 but my first bite of this... 570 00:36:59,403 --> 00:37:03,407 was unpleasantly sweet, the skin all sticky, just bad... 571 00:37:03,407 --> 00:37:07,545 I took a good look at the plate and what I saw wasn't donkey rump. 572 00:37:07,545 --> 00:37:09,980 But the first rule of good manners... 573 00:37:09,980 --> 00:37:12,016 is to never upset the appetite of the other diners. 574 00:37:12,016 --> 00:37:15,286 So, I ate, thinking: "My god... 575 00:37:15,286 --> 00:37:19,223 look at what this rationing has caused... First, a finger... 576 00:37:19,223 --> 00:37:23,819 then another, and then an entire human hand! 577 00:37:24,929 --> 00:37:26,226 Look! 578 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:33,769 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 579 00:37:41,112 --> 00:37:45,015 - Let's go have some coffee. - That was good, how'd you do that? 580 00:37:45,015 --> 00:37:47,779 It wasn't easy, I can assure you... 581 00:37:51,155 --> 00:37:52,247 Three coffees. 582 00:37:53,491 --> 00:37:57,728 Malaparte, you're a genius! The way you arranged those bones... 583 00:37:57,728 --> 00:38:01,265 without anyone seeing. And how'd you make the nails? 584 00:38:01,265 --> 00:38:03,597 Jimmy, do you think I liedi? 585 00:38:04,935 --> 00:38:07,529 - My god! - What? Damn! 586 00:38:08,939 --> 00:38:10,708 Hey, do you have identification? 587 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:13,575 Easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 588 00:38:17,081 --> 00:38:20,551 What's the problem, Captain? Does the Italian Army not have uniforms? 589 00:38:20,551 --> 00:38:22,553 Forgive me, sir. We're just doing our job. 590 00:38:22,553 --> 00:38:25,283 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 591 00:38:28,726 --> 00:38:30,394 You're making a mistake! 592 00:38:30,394 --> 00:38:32,696 - Jimmy! - Listen, Anna. 593 00:38:32,696 --> 00:38:34,323 Come here. 594 00:38:35,466 --> 00:38:36,901 Buy me a drink? 595 00:38:36,901 --> 00:38:43,073 Yes. Please... Two whiskeys. 596 00:38:43,073 --> 00:38:46,210 I know those American snobs like the back of my hand. 597 00:38:46,210 --> 00:38:49,113 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me... 598 00:38:49,113 --> 00:38:52,349 men who worked their way up... 599 00:38:52,349 --> 00:38:54,340 and she likes Italians even less. 600 00:38:55,085 --> 00:38:57,221 Of course I'll do everything I can. 601 00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,923 But she really doesn't like Italians... 602 00:38:58,923 --> 00:39:00,558 But you're different. 603 00:39:00,558 --> 00:39:03,288 You know the Pope and that idiot Picasso... 604 00:39:04,128 --> 00:39:05,930 - Ice? - No. 605 00:39:05,930 --> 00:39:08,666 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris... 606 00:39:08,666 --> 00:39:11,001 and who painted the cieling in the Sistine Chapel. 607 00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:15,172 Those old Bostonians love that sort of thing... 608 00:39:15,172 --> 00:39:18,375 I've only met His Holiness twice, General. 609 00:39:18,375 --> 00:39:20,211 I know, I know, I know... 610 00:39:20,211 --> 00:39:22,008 But I was thinking... 611 00:39:22,546 --> 00:39:24,949 I'd like to hold a banquet in her honor... 612 00:39:24,949 --> 00:39:27,718 in the style of the Renaissance, you know... 613 00:39:27,718 --> 00:39:32,423 in some sort of old palace, with waiters... 614 00:39:32,423 --> 00:39:36,594 in wigs and white gloves. What do you think? 615 00:39:36,594 --> 00:39:39,330 Not bad. We could get the Toledo Palace. 616 00:39:39,330 --> 00:39:43,500 - Great, and then... - Yes, leave it to me. 617 00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:45,569 Exactly! Keep her far away from me... 618 00:39:45,569 --> 00:39:47,638 so she won't bother me. 619 00:39:47,638 --> 00:39:50,129 - Take care of her. - Yes. 620 00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:52,743 Oops. 621 00:39:52,743 --> 00:39:54,677 Have some fun with that dog. 622 00:39:55,479 --> 00:39:59,779 He's incredible. Very good, Febo! 623 00:40:01,151 --> 00:40:02,413 Fetch! 624 00:40:25,276 --> 00:40:27,511 Splendid. Very good. 625 00:40:27,511 --> 00:40:29,580 - Very good, Maria. - Thank you sir. Bon apettite. 626 00:40:29,580 --> 00:40:31,115 - Thank you. - Thank you. 627 00:40:31,115 --> 00:40:33,117 Marvellous, isn't it? 628 00:40:33,117 --> 00:40:36,086 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 629 00:40:36,086 --> 00:40:38,145 You're scaring me. 630 00:40:42,793 --> 00:40:44,351 So..? 631 00:40:48,432 --> 00:40:50,868 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 632 00:40:50,868 --> 00:40:53,504 Wait. This is the danger. 633 00:40:53,504 --> 00:40:56,337 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 634 00:40:58,509 --> 00:41:01,011 You know, I'm discovering the US. 635 00:41:01,011 --> 00:41:04,948 What surprising people. They're clean and crystalline... 636 00:41:04,948 --> 00:41:07,849 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 637 00:41:11,955 --> 00:41:14,480 - May I say something? - Yes. 638 00:41:15,092 --> 00:41:17,219 I'm starting to feel the effect. 639 00:41:18,329 --> 00:41:19,921 Are you joking? 640 00:41:28,539 --> 00:41:31,736 - Is it strong? - Yes, I can't take it anymore. 641 00:41:45,089 --> 00:41:47,990 It's been so long, Curzio! 642 00:42:08,579 --> 00:42:11,480 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 643 00:42:15,819 --> 00:42:17,650 Careful, she's looking this way. 644 00:42:20,124 --> 00:42:22,684 Is she crazy? My god! 645 00:42:22,993 --> 00:42:25,362 - My god, that woman is crazy! - She's nothing but trouble! 646 00:42:25,362 --> 00:42:27,931 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 647 00:42:27,931 --> 00:42:30,167 Sic�ly, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 648 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,931 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 649 00:43:10,841 --> 00:43:13,444 - Maam... - Thank you. 650 00:43:13,444 --> 00:43:15,912 I'm General Howes, representantive of General Cork... 651 00:43:20,484 --> 00:43:22,786 Major Beckwith, General Cork's assistant. 652 00:43:22,786 --> 00:43:24,822 The General would love to be here personally, maam, 653 00:43:24,822 --> 00:43:25,756 but duty calls. 654 00:43:25,756 --> 00:43:28,725 At least someone's fighting the war. 655 00:43:34,431 --> 00:43:37,696 This is Captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 656 00:43:38,469 --> 00:43:40,204 We'll see... 657 00:43:40,204 --> 00:43:44,708 I hope to be useful to your mission, Coronel Wyatt. 658 00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:47,611 General Cork has briefed me. 659 00:43:47,611 --> 00:43:49,746 General Cork has directed Captain Malaparte... 660 00:43:49,746 --> 00:43:51,949 to help you, Mrs. Wyatt. 661 00:43:51,949 --> 00:43:55,018 Obviously, you'll have to cooperate with the population... 662 00:43:55,018 --> 00:43:56,887 and Malaparte will be very useful. 663 00:43:56,887 --> 00:43:59,720 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 664 00:44:03,026 --> 00:44:05,963 So what do you do in peace time? 665 00:44:05,963 --> 00:44:07,798 I was far too young to remember. 666 00:44:07,798 --> 00:44:11,068 He was in Spain before that, and before that, Ethiopia. 667 00:44:11,068 --> 00:44:15,939 He should have gone to the US. Our Italians are pretty well off. 668 00:44:15,939 --> 00:44:19,576 You're right, but there were already enough organ players. 669 00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:20,911 Are you making fun of me, Captain? 670 00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:24,715 No, on the contrary, I admire your assurance. 671 00:44:24,715 --> 00:44:28,118 You're everything we're not. 672 00:44:28,118 --> 00:44:29,449 You think so? 673 00:44:53,010 --> 00:44:55,646 Get away from me. I said leave me alone. 674 00:44:55,646 --> 00:44:57,514 - Don't touch me. - Keep away! 675 00:44:57,514 --> 00:45:00,813 - Come on, let's go, come on! - Out, come on, let's go! 676 00:45:01,652 --> 00:45:05,789 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, General, but I'm afraid I can't. 677 00:45:05,789 --> 00:45:08,258 But my dear General, this is an unprecedented shame! 678 00:45:08,258 --> 00:45:10,928 Incredible, a scandal! 679 00:45:10,928 --> 00:45:15,032 My men are, how shall I say, hypersexuall. 680 00:45:15,032 --> 00:45:18,024 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything... 681 00:45:18,702 --> 00:45:21,104 in a sunflower, to be precise. 682 00:45:21,104 --> 00:45:23,766 A sunflower is enough for them. 683 00:45:24,575 --> 00:45:28,378 The point is, General, that depriving my troops of penicillin... 684 00:45:28,378 --> 00:45:29,970 is a crime! 685 00:45:30,781 --> 00:45:35,619 Syphilis is destroying their... combat strength. 686 00:45:35,619 --> 00:45:38,989 Yes, one penis after another. 687 00:45:38,989 --> 00:45:41,491 General, Guillaume, every month... 688 00:45:41,491 --> 00:45:44,161 I recieve a limited supply of penicillin from the United States. 689 00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:47,030 And what do you think my priority should be? 690 00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:49,900 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers... 691 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:52,892 or a wounded American? 692 00:45:53,537 --> 00:45:55,072 - Now please excuse me. - General Cork... 693 00:45:55,072 --> 00:45:58,269 it's Coronel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 694 00:46:01,311 --> 00:46:03,575 Be quick about it, Coronel. We're at war. 695 00:46:06,450 --> 00:46:07,918 What? 696 00:46:07,918 --> 00:46:12,446 No, no, that makes no sense. Let's start over from the beginning. 697 00:46:17,761 --> 00:46:20,731 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 698 00:46:20,731 --> 00:46:25,065 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 699 00:46:26,570 --> 00:46:29,473 Tomato soup? Yes, I think that's alright. 700 00:46:29,473 --> 00:46:32,242 And don't forget the bleach. 701 00:46:32,242 --> 00:46:35,211 I don't know, it looks like we'll have to look after her stomach. 702 00:46:36,213 --> 00:46:37,976 Anything else? 703 00:46:38,849 --> 00:46:42,216 But ''why isn't there any fresh fish in Naples''? 704 00:46:43,020 --> 00:46:46,289 Coronel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 705 00:46:46,289 --> 00:46:49,459 The Bay of Napoles is mined from here to Sicily. 706 00:46:49,459 --> 00:46:53,555 But when Mark Cork gives that Renaissance dinner there will be... 707 00:46:55,198 --> 00:46:58,190 fish cooked with mayonaise, understand? 708 00:46:58,769 --> 00:47:00,828 How do you know? 709 00:47:01,338 --> 00:47:03,238 Try the aquarium... 710 00:47:04,641 --> 00:47:06,040 Soldier... 711 00:47:08,278 --> 00:47:13,181 Fish cooked with mayonaise. My god! 712 00:47:14,818 --> 00:47:16,911 Do you think she'll like that? 713 00:47:17,521 --> 00:47:20,649 - I have no idea. - I expect Malaparte knows for sure... 714 00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:25,251 Thank you. 715 00:47:25,862 --> 00:47:28,131 - How much is it? - Ten liras. 716 00:47:28,131 --> 00:47:29,496 Thank you. 717 00:47:29,900 --> 00:47:31,595 Yes, understood. 718 00:47:33,003 --> 00:47:34,402 Alright. 719 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,441 Thank you. 720 00:47:37,441 --> 00:47:38,408 Wow, a Renaissance banquet... 721 00:47:38,408 --> 00:47:39,976 in the middle of the Second World War. 722 00:47:39,976 --> 00:47:42,279 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid... 723 00:47:42,279 --> 00:47:45,578 those terrible meat rations and canned pineapple. 724 00:47:51,254 --> 00:47:53,957 ldiot! What are you doing, Sergeant? 725 00:47:53,957 --> 00:47:55,859 Excuse me Captain, but Private Prewitt... 726 00:47:55,859 --> 00:47:57,690 had a regrettable case of Mussolini's revenge. 727 00:47:58,028 --> 00:48:00,230 And it was sudden! 728 00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:02,721 Right, continue, Sergeant. But get out of there! 729 00:48:17,647 --> 00:48:18,978 Damn it! 730 00:48:24,387 --> 00:48:27,686 Stop, there are landmines! They'll be killed! 731 00:48:29,326 --> 00:48:30,725 My god, Prewitt! 732 00:48:43,073 --> 00:48:44,341 Let me see. 733 00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:45,942 - Are you a medic? - No, but I know what to do. 734 00:48:45,942 --> 00:48:47,807 Then get your hands off him! 735 00:49:00,857 --> 00:49:03,052 Give me something to cover him with. 736 00:49:21,711 --> 00:49:23,380 Why waste time on that, Captain? 737 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:26,183 - We have to get him to the hospital! - There have been many cases like this. 738 00:49:26,183 --> 00:49:30,120 If we move him, he'll have a cruel death before we get him to the hospital. 739 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:33,156 If we make him comfortable, the pain will pass. 740 00:49:33,156 --> 00:49:34,958 - He'll die in his sleep. - Like a dog! 741 00:49:34,958 --> 00:49:37,194 - Shut your mouth, Sergeant! - Go find a medic, Jimmy. 742 00:49:37,194 --> 00:49:39,429 Bring morphine, I'll take the responsibility. 743 00:49:39,429 --> 00:49:41,064 Him? He's Italian! 744 00:49:41,064 --> 00:49:43,633 That's an American soldier there, Captain! 745 00:49:43,633 --> 00:49:45,135 Now listen, Sergeant! 746 00:49:45,135 --> 00:49:47,671 That man is a Captain with more experience than either of us. 747 00:49:47,671 --> 00:49:49,139 We're going to do what he says. 748 00:49:49,139 --> 00:49:51,174 and follow his orders. 749 00:49:51,174 --> 00:49:52,642 I'll take full responsibility! 750 00:49:52,642 --> 00:49:54,678 We have to distract him, to do something... 751 00:49:54,678 --> 00:49:56,279 so he doesn't realize he's dying. 752 00:49:56,279 --> 00:49:58,114 There's only one thing we can do. 753 00:49:58,114 --> 00:50:01,718 Listen idiot, if you're wrong about this... 754 00:50:01,718 --> 00:50:03,520 if that doctor doesn't come... 755 00:50:03,520 --> 00:50:05,655 I'll rip your guts out just like his, got that? 756 00:50:05,655 --> 00:50:07,748 Now hurry it up. 757 00:50:13,330 --> 00:50:16,993 Well now Prewitt, you're lucky. You're going home... 758 00:50:18,134 --> 00:50:19,726 Just wet his lips. 759 00:50:21,004 --> 00:50:24,107 You know, I always thought you were lucky... 760 00:50:24,107 --> 00:50:25,742 Prewitt, but this was surprising. 761 00:50:25,742 --> 00:50:27,801 The ambulance will be here in a few minutes. 762 00:50:28,478 --> 00:50:30,247 A few days with pretty nurses bending over in front of you... 763 00:50:30,247 --> 00:50:31,815 and resting their tits on your shoulder... 764 00:50:31,815 --> 00:50:33,917 and then you're on a plane headed to the USA. 765 00:50:33,917 --> 00:50:35,942 Isn't that right, Kaminsky? 766 00:50:36,786 --> 00:50:38,588 Keep talking, Sergeant. 767 00:50:38,588 --> 00:50:40,290 Leave that idiot here. 768 00:50:40,290 --> 00:50:42,485 He's stuck in this stinking country. 769 00:50:44,427 --> 00:50:46,997 -N�o �, amigo? -�, goma de mascar! 770 00:50:46,997 --> 00:50:49,727 - Guido! - Yankee! 771 00:50:50,467 --> 00:50:52,836 Fag. 772 00:50:52,836 --> 00:50:56,439 Come on Prewitt. Come on, cut that out. 773 00:50:56,439 --> 00:51:00,273 You want to see this guy's imitation of Mussolini? 774 00:51:01,044 --> 00:51:03,342 Come on, show him your Mussolini impersonation. 775 00:51:08,451 --> 00:51:10,112 ltalian men... 776 00:51:12,923 --> 00:51:14,447 ltalian women! 777 00:51:15,425 --> 00:51:17,916 For twenty centuries... 778 00:51:20,363 --> 00:51:22,627 Sorry, I can't. 779 00:51:25,769 --> 00:51:27,737 Cut that out, Prewitt. 780 00:51:28,905 --> 00:51:31,708 What are you doing here? Don't you know it's forbidden? 781 00:51:31,708 --> 00:51:33,471 It's a minefield. 782 00:51:33,877 --> 00:51:35,469 Get lost. 783 00:51:44,321 --> 00:51:46,346 Get that bitch out of here! 784 00:51:47,257 --> 00:51:49,191 Out, out! 785 00:51:50,660 --> 00:51:53,630 Can you get that Italian bitch out of here? 786 00:51:53,630 --> 00:51:56,967 - Get out bitch! - Enough! 787 00:51:56,967 --> 00:52:00,562 Are you here to fight Germans or to insult Italians? 788 00:52:01,371 --> 00:52:03,430 You're killing them! 789 00:52:27,564 --> 00:52:30,033 Out, out! Go! 790 00:52:30,033 --> 00:52:33,400 - Step aside boys, move! - The medic's here! 791 00:53:12,475 --> 00:53:16,036 It's too late. Nothing can be done. 792 00:53:23,620 --> 00:53:26,487 Thank you. Thank you. 793 00:53:28,792 --> 00:53:31,852 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 794 00:53:34,798 --> 00:53:35,958 No! 795 00:53:42,505 --> 00:53:45,997 Is everything alright? Perfect. 796 00:54:05,562 --> 00:54:08,292 - What's her name? - Maria Concetta. 797 00:54:16,406 --> 00:54:19,042 Before continuing with this simple meal... 798 00:54:19,042 --> 00:54:22,112 I'd like to say, Mrs. Wyatt, on behalf of all of us... 799 00:54:22,112 --> 00:54:24,280 we have a great debt to repay you. 800 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,649 Your presence at this table, tonight... 801 00:54:26,649 --> 00:54:30,086 serves as a reminder that we must win this war as soon as... 802 00:54:30,086 --> 00:54:33,990 possible so we can go back to the women we love. 803 00:54:33,990 --> 00:54:37,260 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 804 00:54:37,260 --> 00:54:38,852 Thank you. 805 00:54:40,263 --> 00:54:43,460 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 806 00:54:51,674 --> 00:54:55,145 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 807 00:54:55,145 --> 00:54:57,204 The princess of Toledo. 808 00:54:57,780 --> 00:55:02,318 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 809 00:55:02,318 --> 00:55:05,155 - Isn't that right Captain? - Not all of them, thank god. 810 00:55:05,155 --> 00:55:07,023 But Captain, you must surely know... 811 00:55:07,023 --> 00:55:08,958 Princess Carmela Esposito. 812 00:55:08,958 --> 00:55:11,561 She was my best friend in school. 813 00:55:11,561 --> 00:55:15,497 - Esposito? - Princess Carmela Esposito. 814 00:55:16,299 --> 00:55:19,636 Princess Carmela Esposito, Mrs. Wyatt, is an impostor. 815 00:55:19,636 --> 00:55:23,373 - What was that Captain? - Princess Esposito doesn't exist. 816 00:55:23,373 --> 00:55:25,408 "Esposito'' is a name given to children... 817 00:55:25,408 --> 00:55:27,876 abandoned at hospices. 818 00:55:28,811 --> 00:55:33,248 Sadly, there are more ''espositos'' in Naples than ever. 819 00:55:33,950 --> 00:55:35,652 Well, all I know is that my friend... 820 00:55:35,652 --> 00:55:39,122 Princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 821 00:55:39,122 --> 00:55:41,357 Our State Department tells me... 822 00:55:41,357 --> 00:55:44,724 that she was always an anti-fascist and I plan on visiting her. 823 00:55:45,161 --> 00:55:49,165 If she's an anti-fascist, I'd say that that's proof... 824 00:55:49,165 --> 00:55:51,156 that she's not a princess. 825 00:55:52,335 --> 00:55:54,237 If what you're saying is true, Captain... 826 00:55:54,237 --> 00:55:56,940 then there were many other people in Cambridge... 827 00:55:56,940 --> 00:55:59,075 who were greatly decieved... 828 00:55:59,075 --> 00:56:01,566 which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 829 00:56:02,145 --> 00:56:05,415 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the best. 830 00:56:05,415 --> 00:56:07,250 Very well, Captain, very well. 831 00:56:07,250 --> 00:56:11,087 A moment, please. I'd like to bring your attention... 832 00:56:11,087 --> 00:56:13,256 to the next item on our menu. 833 00:56:13,256 --> 00:56:15,491 Fish cooked in mayonaisse. 834 00:56:15,491 --> 00:56:19,329 We owe Coronel Eliot our gratitude for this repast... 835 00:56:19,329 --> 00:56:23,993 and the good Colonel tells us that this dish is called... 836 00:56:26,536 --> 00:56:28,738 Siren. 837 00:56:28,738 --> 00:56:31,641 - Do you know it, Captain? - Yes, I know it very well. 838 00:56:31,641 --> 00:56:36,346 Siren, the mermaid of Naples. Extremely rare. 839 00:56:36,346 --> 00:56:37,780 But I've seen it several times... 840 00:56:37,780 --> 00:56:39,482 - Where? - At the aquarium. 841 00:56:39,482 --> 00:56:40,883 You can't be referring to Siren, 842 00:56:40,883 --> 00:56:42,485 the seductress in Homer's Odyssey. 843 00:56:42,485 --> 00:56:45,555 Wretches. It's just an ordinary fish. 844 00:56:45,555 --> 00:56:48,023 Mermaids don't exist. 845 00:56:55,064 --> 00:56:57,692 My god, it's a baby! A cooked baby! 846 00:56:58,468 --> 00:57:00,503 We have to bury it! 847 00:57:00,503 --> 00:57:02,905 Cover her up! Cover her up! 848 00:57:02,905 --> 00:57:05,742 I swear, it's an edible fish, General. 849 00:57:05,742 --> 00:57:08,011 It's a fish, Mr. General... 850 00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:10,580 It's a fish, I swear. A fish! 851 00:57:10,580 --> 00:57:13,716 It don't care what they say. My god! 852 00:57:13,716 --> 00:57:16,953 - Well, in Philadelphia... - Gentlemen, sit, please. 853 00:57:16,953 --> 00:57:19,114 Please Mrs. Wyatt. 854 00:57:21,624 --> 00:57:23,526 Now, the good lord knows what Mark Cork thinks... 855 00:57:23,526 --> 00:57:25,795 of fish cooked in mayonaisse. 856 00:57:25,795 --> 00:57:27,830 I don't like war either, 857 00:57:27,830 --> 00:57:31,732 but someone has to lead. 858 00:57:33,169 --> 00:57:34,329 Serve them! 859 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,431 I knew it was a fish from the beginning! 860 00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:38,866 Thank you. 861 00:58:54,884 --> 00:58:57,887 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, alright? 862 00:58:57,887 --> 00:58:59,787 - Here, take it. - We only got it today. 863 00:59:03,526 --> 00:59:05,221 That's absurd! 864 00:59:13,035 --> 00:59:16,272 Let me go! Let me go! 865 00:59:16,272 --> 00:59:19,503 Let me go! Bastard! 866 00:59:25,348 --> 00:59:27,043 Jean Louis! 867 00:59:28,384 --> 00:59:30,353 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 868 00:59:30,353 --> 00:59:32,822 So what are you doing in this corner of the world? 869 00:59:32,822 --> 00:59:34,924 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 870 00:59:34,924 --> 00:59:36,926 Ah, yes, I had forgotten about Count Marx. 871 00:59:36,926 --> 00:59:38,861 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 872 00:59:38,861 --> 00:59:40,696 Yours and that of your entire generation. 873 00:59:40,696 --> 00:59:43,499 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx... 874 00:59:43,499 --> 00:59:46,569 if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 875 00:59:46,569 --> 00:59:49,806 And where is it written that you have to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 876 00:59:49,806 --> 00:59:51,407 You don't understand the youth of today... 877 00:59:51,407 --> 00:59:53,409 you can't imagine how different they are. 878 00:59:53,409 --> 00:59:56,112 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 879 00:59:56,112 --> 00:59:58,881 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 880 00:59:58,881 --> 01:00:02,518 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sends word that he can't come. 881 01:00:02,518 --> 01:00:04,821 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Did something happen? 882 01:00:04,821 --> 01:00:06,389 No, no. He won't be able to come 883 01:00:06,389 --> 01:00:08,448 He wants you to cover for him. We have to go. 884 01:00:09,058 --> 01:00:10,787 Ciao. 885 01:00:11,527 --> 01:00:12,994 Wait a bit. 886 01:00:14,597 --> 01:00:17,700 - How much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck. 887 01:00:17,700 --> 01:00:19,535 - That's what I'm asking about. - Go eat shit. 888 01:00:19,535 --> 01:00:20,870 Alright. 889 01:00:20,870 --> 01:00:23,139 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 890 01:00:23,139 --> 01:00:25,208 There's some boys that need a medic. 891 01:00:25,208 --> 01:00:27,944 - Come with me. - I didn't finish my studies. 892 01:00:27,944 --> 01:00:30,146 If you don't say anything then I won't either, alright? 893 01:00:30,146 --> 01:00:31,704 Come. 894 01:00:44,126 --> 01:00:47,095 - Jimmy! - I thought you weren't coming. 895 01:00:55,004 --> 01:00:56,272 We have to stop along the way. 896 01:00:56,272 --> 01:00:58,433 Pasqualino's coming too. 897 01:00:59,008 --> 01:01:00,771 Let's go! 898 01:01:15,925 --> 01:01:20,563 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius isn't dormant. 899 01:01:20,563 --> 01:01:24,600 And examining the seismographs, we can see that activity... 900 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:26,625 has increased in recent weeks. 901 01:01:27,970 --> 01:01:31,073 - Does that always happen? - Absolutely not. 902 01:01:31,073 --> 01:01:34,042 This is the first time I see this phenomenon. 903 01:01:35,278 --> 01:01:37,613 - Strange... - Yes. 904 01:01:37,613 --> 01:01:39,513 Maria, we... 905 01:01:46,155 --> 01:01:48,783 Excuse me, one moment. 906 01:01:51,794 --> 01:01:55,665 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 907 01:01:55,665 --> 01:01:58,234 Tell my father we're going to see the nuns. 908 01:01:58,234 --> 01:02:01,537 - What? - For my father. 909 01:02:01,537 --> 01:02:04,206 Don't tell him I was with you. 910 01:02:04,206 --> 01:02:07,642 Wait, wait. I'll take you. 911 01:02:08,678 --> 01:02:12,375 - No, we're going to take the tram. - When will we meet up? 912 01:02:13,316 --> 01:02:15,985 In two days. In the same place as always. 913 01:02:15,985 --> 01:02:18,078 Will you think about me? 914 01:02:18,754 --> 01:02:20,312 I will. 915 01:02:25,895 --> 01:02:28,659 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 916 01:02:29,632 --> 01:02:32,368 You can't imagine how different they are... 917 01:02:32,368 --> 01:02:34,971 they're better, they have revolution in their blood. 918 01:02:34,971 --> 01:02:37,106 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that. 919 01:02:37,106 --> 01:02:39,267 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 920 01:02:40,876 --> 01:02:43,479 Imagine what your mother would say if she heard you talk that way... 921 01:02:43,479 --> 01:02:47,347 about someone you never met, and someone who has passed away at that. 922 01:02:49,952 --> 01:02:51,613 Mund... 923 01:02:52,822 --> 01:02:55,091 Sir, I want to go to Munich. 924 01:02:55,091 --> 01:02:57,126 What for? There's food here. 925 01:02:57,126 --> 01:02:58,694 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 926 01:02:58,694 --> 01:03:00,992 No, I'm very sorry. I don't have anything. 927 01:03:03,532 --> 01:03:05,968 - The Geneva Convention, prisioner. - Mund... 928 01:03:05,968 --> 01:03:08,771 The gentlemen will say that they're in good health... 929 01:03:08,771 --> 01:03:10,973 - there's nothing to complain about. - This prisoner has appealed... 930 01:03:10,973 --> 01:03:12,942 - to the Geneva Convention. - He's got no case at all... 931 01:03:12,942 --> 01:03:15,645 - that idiot refuses to eat. - He's skin and bones. 932 01:03:15,645 --> 01:03:16,979 I lost money on this one. 933 01:03:16,979 --> 01:03:20,383 But the price of the others went up by 200 liras, right? 934 01:03:20,383 --> 01:03:23,653 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 935 01:03:23,653 --> 01:03:25,955 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 936 01:03:25,955 --> 01:03:28,658 No, that's not an option. Am I clear? 937 01:03:28,658 --> 01:03:29,955 No, no. 938 01:03:31,127 --> 01:03:34,764 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German! 939 01:03:34,764 --> 01:03:36,732 On top of that, they're too expensive! Am I making myself clear? 940 01:03:36,732 --> 01:03:39,669 - It's unthinkable. - Alright, I understand. 941 01:03:39,669 --> 01:03:43,673 There's no need to shout. Fat is always useful. 942 01:03:43,673 --> 01:03:47,837 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 943 01:03:51,514 --> 01:03:53,549 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap... 944 01:03:53,549 --> 01:03:56,419 That's their problem. Tale a look at that. 945 01:03:56,419 --> 01:03:58,587 Queen of the Skies. 946 01:03:58,587 --> 01:04:01,290 Queen of publicity, that's what she is... 947 01:04:01,290 --> 01:04:04,727 - What do you think? - Well, she's photogenic. 948 01:04:04,727 --> 01:04:07,930 What did you say? That they'll make soap out of them? 949 01:04:07,930 --> 01:04:09,832 There's a shortage. 950 01:04:09,832 --> 01:04:13,469 Soap is worth more than 200 liras a kilo. 951 01:04:13,469 --> 01:04:16,172 and god knows people in Naples need it. 952 01:04:16,172 --> 01:04:18,936 - You must be joking. - No, General. 953 01:04:28,084 --> 01:04:30,177 It isn't hard to find. 954 01:04:34,557 --> 01:04:38,694 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 955 01:04:38,694 --> 01:04:40,457 I never have to. 956 01:04:45,234 --> 01:04:48,635 I was thinking of helping you... 957 01:04:50,539 --> 01:04:52,871 with communcations. 958 01:04:54,710 --> 01:04:57,042 Well, that should be fine... 959 01:04:59,148 --> 01:05:02,276 Now to test it. Want to come with me? 960 01:05:03,586 --> 01:05:07,323 Yes, with pleasure, but what was the problem? 961 01:05:07,323 --> 01:05:10,952 Nearly nothing at all. Just old, I think. 962 01:05:11,494 --> 01:05:15,089 The damned motor was stuck together with wire when I got here... 963 01:05:18,267 --> 01:05:20,735 But it's been fixed. 964 01:05:23,205 --> 01:05:25,036 I hope so. 965 01:06:05,781 --> 01:06:06,782 Enough, enough! 966 01:06:06,782 --> 01:06:09,552 Did General Cork send you to be my latin lover? 967 01:06:09,552 --> 01:06:11,320 Enough! 968 01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:15,416 - Confess. - Yes, yes, enough! 969 01:06:40,049 --> 01:06:43,143 Forgive me, I was cruel, forgive me... 970 01:06:44,086 --> 01:06:46,850 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 971 01:07:29,932 --> 01:07:32,867 Hey kid, come here. Let's go have some fun. 972 01:07:46,415 --> 01:07:48,815 Two, two! 973 01:08:26,889 --> 01:08:30,256 Careful. Yes, five dollars. 974 01:08:34,663 --> 01:08:37,029 You're disgusting, stay away from me! You depraved animal! 975 01:08:40,169 --> 01:08:42,569 Cretin, pervert! 976 01:08:54,416 --> 01:08:55,918 How can they do it? 977 01:08:55,918 --> 01:08:58,487 My god, how can they sell their own children? 978 01:08:58,487 --> 01:09:02,524 They're hungry. It's better to sell them than to eat them. 979 01:09:02,524 --> 01:09:06,595 You're a degenerate. All of Naples is degenerate. 980 01:09:06,595 --> 01:09:08,030 Why did you bring me here? 981 01:09:08,030 --> 01:09:10,132 So I can feel as degenerate as you? 982 01:09:10,132 --> 01:09:11,767 We didn't start this war. 983 01:09:11,767 --> 01:09:14,503 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes. 984 01:09:14,503 --> 01:09:16,733 A pack of cigarettes? 985 01:09:18,841 --> 01:09:22,641 Maam, what will you give me for that? Right. 986 01:09:24,713 --> 01:09:27,349 With this and a pack of cigarretes I can get bread... 987 01:09:27,349 --> 01:09:29,952 for a large family. Would you like some maam? 988 01:09:29,952 --> 01:09:33,547 - Here - Thank you. 989 01:09:34,323 --> 01:09:38,191 - I brought you here because... - Because everyone can be cruel. 990 01:09:44,099 --> 01:09:47,500 - Are we even now? - Yes. 991 01:09:54,476 --> 01:09:57,968 - Do you need anything else from me? - No, no. 992 01:10:07,890 --> 01:10:10,459 Jimmy? What did I do to you? 993 01:10:10,459 --> 01:10:12,950 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 994 01:10:13,295 --> 01:10:15,695 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 995 01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:21,003 - Here. - What's that? 996 01:10:21,003 --> 01:10:22,903 Try it. 997 01:10:24,640 --> 01:10:27,443 Here, like this. 998 01:10:27,443 --> 01:10:29,478 Are you crazy? I already have hair. 999 01:10:29,478 --> 01:10:31,780 Did you bring this filthy thing from the US? 1000 01:10:31,780 --> 01:10:35,517 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 1001 01:10:35,517 --> 01:10:37,386 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 1002 01:10:37,386 --> 01:10:38,720 Every last hair. 1003 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:41,924 Who gave you this? Where'd you get it, Jimmy? 1004 01:10:41,924 --> 01:10:45,018 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 1005 01:10:47,496 --> 01:10:51,023 Jimmy, come here. Come here. 1006 01:11:01,677 --> 01:11:04,271 Forgive me. Excuse me. 1007 01:11:05,314 --> 01:11:08,817 I'd like to... I'm looking for... 1008 01:11:08,817 --> 01:11:12,788 - Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1009 01:11:12,788 --> 01:11:17,226 She has a brother... Pasqualino. 1010 01:11:17,226 --> 01:11:20,429 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1011 01:11:20,429 --> 01:11:22,965 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1012 01:11:22,965 --> 01:11:25,024 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1013 01:11:26,135 --> 01:11:28,837 Her father doesn't know. 1014 01:11:28,837 --> 01:11:31,306 Ah, her father doesn't know. 1015 01:11:31,306 --> 01:11:33,842 Wait, I'll come with you. I'll come with you. 1016 01:11:33,842 --> 01:11:36,145 - Thank you. - Antonio, and you? 1017 01:11:36,145 --> 01:11:37,813 See if he'll give me a couple of dollars. 1018 01:11:37,813 --> 01:11:39,314 - Here. - Thanks. 1019 01:11:39,314 --> 01:11:41,305 - Wait here, I'll be right back. - Yes... 1020 01:11:44,119 --> 01:11:47,520 Straight ahead. Good night! 1021 01:11:55,230 --> 01:11:57,164 Come on, we can't stay herei. 1022 01:12:06,942 --> 01:12:09,775 - He says that... - What does he say? 1023 01:12:10,546 --> 01:12:13,782 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 1024 01:12:13,782 --> 01:12:16,444 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1025 01:12:17,619 --> 01:12:21,646 Never. My father... the war... 1026 01:12:22,491 --> 01:12:24,925 he's sick. 1027 01:12:25,861 --> 01:12:27,930 I brought this for him. 1028 01:12:27,930 --> 01:12:29,331 - I see. - Yes. 1029 01:12:29,331 --> 01:12:30,832 - Pretty, isn't it? - Yes. 1030 01:12:30,832 --> 01:12:33,268 But put it away, I can't take it. 1031 01:12:33,268 --> 01:12:36,362 My father musn't know. 1032 01:12:44,813 --> 01:12:48,112 I have to go. I need to drop it off. 1033 01:12:49,785 --> 01:12:52,588 Wait. No, wait, listen... 1034 01:12:52,588 --> 01:12:57,092 I wanted to say, Jimmy, that I'm very happy when I'm with you. 1035 01:12:57,092 --> 01:13:00,892 - But I have to go. - Wait. 1036 01:13:17,546 --> 01:13:21,183 What a lovely butt. So firm. 1037 01:13:21,183 --> 01:13:23,708 It's marvellous. 1038 01:13:29,691 --> 01:13:33,528 It's lovely, very love. 1039 01:13:33,528 --> 01:13:36,122 Come! 1040 01:13:37,633 --> 01:13:39,567 Come, yes, like that. 1041 01:13:41,470 --> 01:13:44,439 Very good. 1042 01:13:48,243 --> 01:13:50,712 Well, normally I start with the cellar. 1043 01:13:50,712 --> 01:13:52,648 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1044 01:13:52,648 --> 01:13:54,349 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1045 01:13:54,349 --> 01:13:57,841 - Right, we're even. - This way, please. 1046 01:14:13,902 --> 01:14:17,167 - This is a marvellous home, Captain! - Thank you. 1047 01:14:22,678 --> 01:14:26,381 Did you buy it or have it built? 1048 01:14:26,381 --> 01:14:30,552 I bought it, though I designed the landscape. 1049 01:14:30,552 --> 01:14:32,621 I congratulate you. 1050 01:14:32,621 --> 01:14:36,658 The lady's bath is ready. Will she take it alone? 1051 01:14:36,658 --> 01:14:37,959 What did she say? 1052 01:14:37,959 --> 01:14:41,163 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1053 01:14:41,163 --> 01:14:46,001 But Maria sometimes simplifies things a bit too much. 1054 01:14:46,001 --> 01:14:47,336 Forgive her. 1055 01:14:47,336 --> 01:14:51,173 It must be difficult to handle so many baths for couples. 1056 01:14:51,173 --> 01:14:53,809 No, thank you Maria. 1057 01:14:53,809 --> 01:14:58,146 I think I'll be able to maintain control... 1058 01:14:58,146 --> 01:15:01,216 for at least the next five minutes. 1059 01:15:01,216 --> 01:15:05,053 The lady will take a bath in five minutes, and by herself. 1060 01:15:05,053 --> 01:15:07,022 It's from Jean Louis. 1061 01:15:07,022 --> 01:15:10,719 - Urgent! - Right. 1062 01:15:14,329 --> 01:15:17,933 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to organize an orgy. 1063 01:15:17,933 --> 01:15:19,701 You're partially right. 1064 01:15:19,701 --> 01:15:22,404 What part? An orgy, organize or invited? 1065 01:15:22,404 --> 01:15:23,939 The third part. 1066 01:15:23,939 --> 01:15:27,275 It's a party exclusively for me. I know you understand me... 1067 01:15:27,275 --> 01:15:29,675 I can look like a man. What do you think? 1068 01:15:31,947 --> 01:15:35,884 - How is Maria Concetta? - She escaped. 1069 01:15:35,884 --> 01:15:37,681 Then you didn't get anything, is that it? 1070 01:15:40,956 --> 01:15:45,026 Yes, and you're going blind. You're even wearing glasses|. 1071 01:15:45,026 --> 01:15:48,663 Well, the doctor says... It's just that my eyes are exhausted. 1072 01:15:48,663 --> 01:15:50,198 Are you worried about syphilis? 1073 01:15:50,198 --> 01:15:51,666 So we don't want to hear about that, is that right? 1074 01:15:51,666 --> 01:15:54,601 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1075 01:15:56,304 --> 01:15:58,864 Very good! Very good! 1076 01:15:59,374 --> 01:16:02,468 So why are you scratching? 1077 01:16:09,818 --> 01:16:11,217 True. 1078 01:16:14,990 --> 01:16:16,548 Quiet! 1079 01:16:41,983 --> 01:16:44,319 I was waiting for you. Everything alright? 1080 01:16:44,319 --> 01:16:45,684 Yes, it's fine. 1081 01:17:22,724 --> 01:17:25,124 It's hot. 1082 01:17:27,796 --> 01:17:29,525 It's hot. 1083 01:17:35,370 --> 01:17:38,907 - Go on, push. - It hurts. 1084 01:17:38,907 --> 01:17:42,104 It's too hot. 1085 01:18:07,168 --> 01:18:09,971 Ice, I want ice. 1086 01:18:09,971 --> 01:18:11,700 Give me a bit of ice. 1087 01:18:14,743 --> 01:18:19,514 - Not coffee. He wants ice. - Ice, I want ice. 1088 01:18:19,514 --> 01:18:22,347 Impossible. Impossible. 1089 01:18:46,608 --> 01:18:48,508 I hope it's a girl. 1090 01:18:53,148 --> 01:18:54,615 Relax! 1091 01:18:59,387 --> 01:19:03,191 Calm down! Calm down! Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength. 1092 01:19:03,191 --> 01:19:05,455 Push, come on! 1093 01:19:08,930 --> 01:19:11,967 My god, it's a boy! 1094 01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:14,868 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1095 01:20:17,499 --> 01:20:20,662 Here it is, the macarroni. Let's go, let's go! 1096 01:20:23,705 --> 01:20:25,502 Look. 1097 01:20:54,936 --> 01:20:58,497 Febo! Febo! 1098 01:21:05,346 --> 01:21:06,904 Febo! 1099 01:22:12,981 --> 01:22:17,179 I have to admit, I've never been there. 1100 01:22:19,287 --> 01:22:21,551 You knew I'd be here. 1101 01:22:22,390 --> 01:22:23,880 Are we even? 1102 01:22:30,632 --> 01:22:34,762 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1103 01:22:37,438 --> 01:22:41,966 I believe in my marriage. Though... 1104 01:22:44,579 --> 01:22:47,949 Febo, Palm... Did you find the dogs? 1105 01:22:47,949 --> 01:22:49,780 Not yet. 1106 01:22:50,718 --> 01:22:52,379 It's my fault. 1107 01:22:54,455 --> 01:22:58,391 - You're a good person, Captain. - No more than you are, Mrs. Wyatt. 1108 01:23:00,962 --> 01:23:03,164 What's this about ''net weight in the morning''? 1109 01:23:03,164 --> 01:23:04,632 What does it mean? 1110 01:23:04,632 --> 01:23:07,769 I insisted on that, sir. Scientifically... 1111 01:23:07,769 --> 01:23:10,438 the morning is when the human body weighs the least. 1112 01:23:10,438 --> 01:23:15,603 And ''net'' means they'll be weighed in the nude and after... 1113 01:23:16,311 --> 01:23:18,012 having gone through their morning routine. 1114 01:23:18,012 --> 01:23:19,447 I understand... 1115 01:23:19,447 --> 01:23:21,049 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1116 01:23:21,049 --> 01:23:23,284 I assume that you understand that this little transaction... 1117 01:23:23,284 --> 01:23:25,186 will cost the American taxpayers... 1118 01:23:25,186 --> 01:23:30,091 50 thousand dollars in exchange for 20 tons of enemy flesh. 1119 01:23:30,091 --> 01:23:31,226 You don't want to pay? 1120 01:23:31,226 --> 01:23:33,261 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1121 01:23:33,261 --> 01:23:34,462 Isn't democratic? 1122 01:23:34,462 --> 01:23:36,531 I hope the newspapers don't learn about this. 1123 01:23:36,531 --> 01:23:40,602 How is it not democratic? Officers and soldiers cost the same thing. 1124 01:23:40,602 --> 01:23:44,539 - The same price... - Yes, yes, I understand, I understand. 1125 01:23:44,539 --> 01:23:46,608 Ask him, how much would Hitler be? 1126 01:23:46,608 --> 01:23:49,711 - What did he say? - He's asking how much Hitler would cost. 1127 01:23:49,711 --> 01:23:51,579 Ah, thank you. Hitler... 1128 01:23:51,579 --> 01:23:54,716 Tell him that with the Fifth Battalion marching on Rome... 1129 01:23:54,716 --> 01:23:57,952 the price is falling ever day. 1130 01:23:57,952 --> 01:24:00,555 It's the Fifth Battalion's fault the price is falling. 1131 01:24:00,555 --> 01:24:04,184 - That's amusing. - Very well. 1132 01:24:05,193 --> 01:24:07,262 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1133 01:24:07,262 --> 01:24:09,287 Let them in. 1134 01:24:11,099 --> 01:24:12,657 Is he signing? 1135 01:24:14,068 --> 01:24:15,270 Come in gentlemen. 1136 01:24:15,270 --> 01:24:18,139 Mr. Eduardo, a group photo. 1137 01:24:18,139 --> 01:24:20,232 - This way. - Yes. 1138 01:24:20,909 --> 01:24:23,673 - Is someone looking for Febo? - Yes. 1139 01:24:24,579 --> 01:24:25,880 And what about operation ''Sky Girl''? 1140 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:27,871 It's today or never. 1141 01:24:28,950 --> 01:24:30,485 - A picture. - Alright. 1142 01:24:30,485 --> 01:24:33,021 Let's go over there. Major Beckwith... 1143 01:24:33,021 --> 01:24:37,025 Antonio, come and take a picture. The poor thing's an orphan. 1144 01:24:37,025 --> 01:24:40,017 - A mother's a mother, general. - Yes, of course, here. 1145 01:24:49,170 --> 01:24:51,365 Smile for the camera. 1146 01:25:07,789 --> 01:25:08,823 Lucia... 1147 01:25:08,823 --> 01:25:10,882 Come here, hurry up. 1148 01:25:13,995 --> 01:25:15,394 The Americans. 1149 01:25:15,763 --> 01:25:17,632 It was dark, but I think it was here. 1150 01:25:17,632 --> 01:25:19,031 - Yes, around here. - Hello. 1151 01:25:21,369 --> 01:25:23,860 Why don't you take one of these? 1152 01:25:24,405 --> 01:25:27,675 You're all too tall, Jimmy. Take one home with you. 1153 01:25:27,675 --> 01:25:30,478 The Americans need to go back to reasonable proportions. 1154 01:25:30,478 --> 01:25:32,847 Do you ever take anything seriously? Sometimes... 1155 01:25:32,847 --> 01:25:33,982 Yes. 1156 01:25:33,982 --> 01:25:36,617 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1157 01:25:36,617 --> 01:25:39,153 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1158 01:25:39,153 --> 01:25:41,689 - What's going on ladies? - How are you? 1159 01:25:41,689 --> 01:25:44,886 - Are you free today? - A kiss. 1160 01:25:47,628 --> 01:25:48,993 This is the place. 1161 01:25:49,163 --> 01:25:51,996 Wait here. I'm going to go get the old man. 1162 01:25:53,034 --> 01:25:55,264 Jimmy, don't go. 1163 01:25:56,604 --> 01:26:00,472 I was wrong. I thought you were my friend. 1164 01:26:05,546 --> 01:26:06,740 Ciao, Jimmy! 1165 01:26:08,449 --> 01:26:11,509 Hey, I'm here to see Maria, Maria Concetta. 1166 01:26:39,781 --> 01:26:41,816 - Jimmy? - We'll talk later, alright? 1167 01:26:41,816 --> 01:26:44,546 - Don't go. - Jimmy. 1168 01:26:52,560 --> 01:26:54,395 Relax Captain. Get in line like everybody else... 1169 01:26:54,395 --> 01:26:56,764 - What are you waiting for? - The virgin of Naples, isn't it? 1170 01:26:56,764 --> 01:27:00,222 Bullshit! I hear she even does it with horses. 1171 01:27:04,138 --> 01:27:05,873 - How was it? - Save your money. 1172 01:27:05,873 --> 01:27:07,241 Put it into war bonds. 1173 01:27:07,241 --> 01:27:08,476 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1174 01:27:08,476 --> 01:27:10,878 My god, all the quim that isn't being used... 1175 01:27:10,878 --> 01:27:12,480 and you keep jacking off. 1176 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:16,041 Confucius says: ''Pussy everyday gets old''. 1177 01:27:18,019 --> 01:27:19,316 Go to hell! 1178 01:27:24,625 --> 01:27:26,593 Out, out, out. 1179 01:27:28,296 --> 01:27:29,627 Let's go! 1180 01:27:34,702 --> 01:27:37,500 A dollar each, a dollar... 1181 01:27:39,407 --> 01:27:41,671 Enough, enough! 1182 01:28:15,343 --> 01:28:17,402 Relax... 1183 01:28:19,313 --> 01:28:21,782 You want to screw her? 1184 01:28:21,782 --> 01:28:23,784 Impossible. 1185 01:28:23,784 --> 01:28:25,686 You want to be with her? 1186 01:28:25,686 --> 01:28:29,986 Impossible! Because I'm her fatheri. 1187 01:28:31,759 --> 01:28:34,395 - Understand? - Yes. 1188 01:28:34,395 --> 01:28:37,193 - You want to sleep with her? - Yes! Yes! 1189 01:28:38,666 --> 01:28:41,702 Impossible. Impossible! 1190 01:28:41,702 --> 01:28:43,602 I'm her father. 1191 01:28:46,974 --> 01:28:49,911 Gentlemen. Gentlemen... 1192 01:28:49,911 --> 01:28:52,175 The virgin of Naples. 1193 01:29:18,839 --> 01:29:21,209 A real virgin. 1194 01:29:21,209 --> 01:29:24,612 You can put a finger in if you want, it doesn't bite. 1195 01:29:24,612 --> 01:29:27,342 It doesn't bite. Try it. 1196 01:29:29,016 --> 01:29:30,084 A real virgin. 1197 01:29:30,084 --> 01:29:32,820 Virgin. Stick your finger in. 1198 01:29:32,820 --> 01:29:36,517 Touch. Just a finger. 1199 01:29:47,268 --> 01:29:48,636 Cutting in line, Captain? 1200 01:29:48,636 --> 01:29:51,605 Relax! Look! 1201 01:30:24,071 --> 01:30:27,675 Satisfied? Satisfied? 1202 01:30:27,675 --> 01:30:29,777 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1203 01:30:29,777 --> 01:30:33,214 Looks like he ruined your business... 1204 01:30:33,214 --> 01:30:35,842 What are you doing, bastard? 1205 01:31:01,075 --> 01:31:03,711 Son of a bitch! You knew the whole time! 1206 01:31:03,711 --> 01:31:05,713 All of you, you're all a bunch of idiots! 1207 01:31:05,713 --> 01:31:07,815 Jimmy, we've lost the war. 1208 01:31:07,815 --> 01:31:10,217 Women and children will suffer more than anyone. 1209 01:31:10,217 --> 01:31:12,019 You're pigs! A country full of pigs! 1210 01:31:12,019 --> 01:31:14,322 - And what about you? - Shut your mouth! 1211 01:31:14,322 --> 01:31:16,657 You go into homes certain you can... 1212 01:31:16,657 --> 01:31:18,326 buy everything with chocolate and cigarettes. 1213 01:31:18,326 --> 01:31:19,727 I loved her. 1214 01:31:19,727 --> 01:31:22,855 You loved her? So what's stopping you? 1215 01:31:24,398 --> 01:31:26,600 You're a pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1216 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:28,431 I wanted to marry her! 1217 01:31:41,515 --> 01:31:43,915 Isn't that her man? 1218 01:31:45,252 --> 01:31:47,083 Always there when I need you... 1219 01:31:50,324 --> 01:31:54,295 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliffton. 1220 01:31:54,295 --> 01:31:57,093 At least I haven't forgotten to wear it until now. 1221 01:31:59,400 --> 01:32:01,302 - Worried about syphilis? - I can't believe it! 1222 01:32:01,302 --> 01:32:03,904 VDs can be more destructive... 1223 01:32:03,904 --> 01:32:06,372 than war. But thanks to penicillin... 1224 01:32:17,852 --> 01:32:21,845 Yes, Captain? You're one hour early. 1225 01:32:23,090 --> 01:32:24,853 Hospital? 1226 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:28,019 Yes, I'm coming. 1227 01:32:32,900 --> 01:32:35,334 - Could I make a phone call? - Yes. 1228 01:32:35,803 --> 01:32:40,007 - Excuse me. - Who are you calling? 1229 01:32:40,007 --> 01:32:43,711 - I'm calling Ted... - What are you going to do? 1230 01:32:43,711 --> 01:32:45,576 Wait! 1231 01:32:55,556 --> 01:32:57,391 Sorry, I didn't want to make you wait. 1232 01:32:57,391 --> 01:32:59,460 No, no, I arrived early. 1233 01:32:59,460 --> 01:33:01,295 - Are you alright? - Well... 1234 01:33:01,295 --> 01:33:02,730 Sorry, really... 1235 01:33:02,730 --> 01:33:05,255 Don't worry, maybe there's still time, let's go... 1236 01:33:49,477 --> 01:33:52,379 - Febo! - Sorry to meet you here. 1237 01:33:52,379 --> 01:33:55,449 We're conducting a study on extreme wounds. 1238 01:33:55,449 --> 01:33:57,051 We needed test subjects. 1239 01:33:57,051 --> 01:34:00,214 To learn how to treat battle wounds. 1240 01:34:01,088 --> 01:34:02,323 These were stray dogs. 1241 01:34:02,323 --> 01:34:04,382 They would have been killed anyway. 1242 01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:07,628 Febo... 1243 01:34:07,628 --> 01:34:10,062 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1244 01:34:15,736 --> 01:34:18,000 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1245 01:34:21,509 --> 01:34:24,103 Why this dreadful silence? 1246 01:34:25,346 --> 01:34:27,246 We anesthetize them. 1247 01:34:32,887 --> 01:34:36,090 Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing is gonna fall from the ceiling. 1248 01:34:36,090 --> 01:34:38,492 We eat here every day. 1249 01:34:38,492 --> 01:34:42,263 It is an honor to have a young American guest with us. 1250 01:34:42,263 --> 01:34:43,731 Thanks. 1251 01:34:43,731 --> 01:34:46,467 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma... 1252 01:34:46,467 --> 01:34:48,202 as a summer rain in the woods. 1253 01:34:48,202 --> 01:34:50,404 Maybe it's the woods still in you. 1254 01:34:50,404 --> 01:34:52,770 It's the way the wind blows, I'm sure. 1255 01:34:55,075 --> 01:34:58,612 It's the only occupation army in the history of Naples... 1256 01:34:58,612 --> 01:35:01,482 that had the courtesy of knocking on our doors... 1257 01:35:01,482 --> 01:35:02,883 before coming in. 1258 01:35:02,883 --> 01:35:07,843 Judging by the ruins I saw, I think we knocked too strongly. 1259 01:35:09,857 --> 01:35:13,494 That, dear, is an insignificant detail. 1260 01:35:13,494 --> 01:35:16,363 If one has to lose a war, Mrs Wyatt... 1261 01:35:16,363 --> 01:35:20,334 it is better to be conquered by an army... 1262 01:35:20,334 --> 01:35:22,928 that has good manners, believe me. 1263 01:35:23,737 --> 01:35:26,307 The Duchess is still recovering... 1264 01:35:26,307 --> 01:35:29,606 from the Barbarian's raid into Imperial Rome. 1265 01:35:32,212 --> 01:35:34,582 I'm not old enough to... 1266 01:35:34,582 --> 01:35:38,652 remember that event. 1267 01:35:38,652 --> 01:35:43,791 but trust me: the poor and the noble... 1268 01:35:43,791 --> 01:35:45,659 lose every war since then... 1269 01:35:45,659 --> 01:35:48,457 regardless of flag... 1270 01:35:49,630 --> 01:35:53,191 And women... Women have no flag. 1271 01:35:53,968 --> 01:35:56,403 The real Italian flag does not show three colors... 1272 01:35:56,403 --> 01:36:00,674 but the male organ. Moral, Homor, Family... 1273 01:36:00,674 --> 01:36:04,211 the cult of religion, are there, in between the legs. 1274 01:36:04,211 --> 01:36:05,779 - My God! - I disagree... 1275 01:36:05,779 --> 01:36:07,406 A little exaggerated. 1276 01:36:07,982 --> 01:36:10,644 There's only one flag... 1277 01:36:11,819 --> 01:36:13,582 this one. 1278 01:36:14,254 --> 01:36:16,222 But that is from Savoia. 1279 01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:21,261 Listen. 1280 01:36:21,261 --> 01:36:23,388 American airplane. 1281 01:36:24,832 --> 01:36:27,323 I think it is German. 1282 01:36:31,105 --> 01:36:33,507 And why the US don't fight back? 1283 01:36:33,507 --> 01:36:37,911 The Americans are asleep. They rise early. 1284 01:36:37,911 --> 01:36:41,813 I heard another noise before. Listen. 1285 01:36:50,824 --> 01:36:52,259 There's people at the stairs. 1286 01:36:52,259 --> 01:36:54,489 - Let them in. - Ok. 1287 01:37:06,907 --> 01:37:10,240 Easy. Slow. 1288 01:37:24,358 --> 01:37:26,485 Come in. 1289 01:37:43,243 --> 01:37:45,177 She was taken by God. 1290 01:37:51,685 --> 01:37:56,056 Let's go out. Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1291 01:37:56,056 --> 01:37:58,786 Bring what's needed. Quick. 1292 01:38:13,107 --> 01:38:15,234 Let's go into the other room. 1293 01:38:18,746 --> 01:38:21,306 No, I'd rather stay. 1294 01:38:47,841 --> 01:38:50,139 The hair brush, please. 1295 01:38:53,013 --> 01:38:54,981 Brush her hair. 1296 01:39:13,167 --> 01:39:15,362 Carmela, take the dress off. 1297 01:39:44,698 --> 01:39:46,733 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1298 01:39:46,733 --> 01:39:48,928 Yes, Prince. 1299 01:40:04,384 --> 01:40:06,545 The Duchess is calling. 1300 01:40:07,387 --> 01:40:10,845 Sirs, please follow me. We are being summoned. 1301 01:40:24,438 --> 01:40:25,839 Hare is the Armed Forces radio... 1302 01:40:25,839 --> 01:40:28,609 We interrupt our program for an important report. 1303 01:40:28,609 --> 01:40:31,211 Mount Vesuvius' sismograph has registered... 1304 01:40:31,211 --> 01:40:32,746 a sudden rise in volcanic activity. 1305 01:40:32,746 --> 01:40:34,514 All commanding officers must report to their bases... 1306 01:40:34,514 --> 01:40:36,316 for further instructions. 1307 01:40:36,316 --> 01:40:37,885 I repeat, all commanding officers must... 1308 01:40:37,885 --> 01:40:38,977 report to their bases. 1309 01:41:16,056 --> 01:41:18,251 This night, seeing those unhappy people... 1310 01:41:20,527 --> 01:41:22,495 I have a confession to make. 1311 01:41:24,531 --> 01:41:26,123 It isn't easy. 1312 01:41:27,034 --> 01:41:28,433 Another time? 1313 01:41:30,404 --> 01:41:33,106 Don't be afraid, we're in Italy. 1314 01:41:33,106 --> 01:41:36,337 It was in Italy that confession was born. 1315 01:41:38,912 --> 01:41:41,278 I haven't been honest, Captain. 1316 01:41:43,050 --> 01:41:44,451 I wasn't honest. 1317 01:41:44,451 --> 01:41:48,488 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1318 01:41:48,488 --> 01:41:50,046 No, in no way. 1319 01:41:50,691 --> 01:41:53,860 I'm here to help Senator Wyatt... 1320 01:41:53,860 --> 01:41:58,699 The President of the USA, the WAC... 1321 01:41:58,699 --> 01:42:00,963 No, that's a lie too. 1322 01:42:02,102 --> 01:42:04,705 I'm here for myself. 1323 01:42:04,705 --> 01:42:07,607 For me, myself, I! 1324 01:42:07,607 --> 01:42:10,243 How? I don't know. 1325 01:42:10,243 --> 01:42:12,646 To have my picture in the papers... 1326 01:42:12,646 --> 01:42:15,342 Be the first in Rome... 1327 01:42:15,983 --> 01:42:19,544 Damn it, Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1328 01:42:21,388 --> 01:42:23,290 You're laughing at me! 1329 01:42:23,290 --> 01:42:25,926 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1330 01:42:25,926 --> 01:42:28,228 No, no, I'm laughing at myself. 1331 01:42:28,228 --> 01:42:30,253 It's incredible. 1332 01:42:30,731 --> 01:42:33,100 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1333 01:42:33,100 --> 01:42:36,136 All that for a photo in the papers. 1334 01:42:36,136 --> 01:42:39,139 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1335 01:42:39,139 --> 01:42:43,076 I hate your attitude, you latin snob! 1336 01:42:43,076 --> 01:42:45,412 Know-it-all! All of you! 1337 01:42:45,412 --> 01:42:50,784 Back! Pervert! Pig! 1338 01:42:50,784 --> 01:42:55,847 Dirty gigolos! Imbecile, imbecile! 1339 01:42:57,457 --> 01:42:59,789 And you're laughing at me? 1340 01:43:00,427 --> 01:43:03,830 You can stick your flag right between your legs, in your ass! 1341 01:43:03,830 --> 01:43:07,163 One catastrophe after another. 1342 01:43:25,018 --> 01:43:26,952 Get out, get out! 1343 01:43:35,996 --> 01:43:37,264 It's unbelievable! 1344 01:43:37,264 --> 01:43:42,361 What a disgrace. 1345 01:44:08,862 --> 01:44:11,729 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1346 01:44:14,134 --> 01:44:16,870 Stop! Stop! 1347 01:44:16,870 --> 01:44:19,306 I'll give you US$50 to take me to the airport. 1348 01:44:19,306 --> 01:44:20,739 Get in. 1349 01:44:40,660 --> 01:44:41,957 What's happening? 1350 01:44:45,732 --> 01:44:47,165 What's this? 1351 01:44:56,476 --> 01:44:57,944 The Vesuvius. 1352 01:44:57,944 --> 01:45:00,046 You gotta leave quick! 1353 01:45:00,046 --> 01:45:02,749 Where to? This is my home! 1354 01:45:02,749 --> 01:45:05,013 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1355 01:45:05,452 --> 01:45:07,977 Jimmy! Come, come! 1356 01:45:41,087 --> 01:45:42,856 DO you hear me, Colonel? 1357 01:45:42,856 --> 01:45:46,326 I want all men of the 5th... 1358 01:45:46,326 --> 01:45:51,298 shaved and in full uniform helping the civilians. 1359 01:45:51,298 --> 01:45:53,892 Avoiding panic, putting out fires... 1360 01:45:54,634 --> 01:45:56,903 I want them to swallow lava, if need be. 1361 01:45:56,903 --> 01:45:59,139 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1362 01:45:59,139 --> 01:46:01,573 Films, photos, radio, the whole operation! 1363 01:46:01,908 --> 01:46:03,307 You may leave! 1364 01:46:03,877 --> 01:46:07,108 They're everywhere in Naples. Impossible not to find. 1365 01:46:09,983 --> 01:46:12,852 They said that the Vesuvius hadn't had an eruption in 50 years. 1366 01:46:12,852 --> 01:46:15,722 This is historic! Right, Bob... 1367 01:46:15,722 --> 01:46:17,490 Right, boys. Here, in San Sebastiano... 1368 01:46:17,490 --> 01:46:19,390 at the basis of the volcano. 1369 01:46:36,009 --> 01:46:38,876 All vehicles on duty now! 1370 01:46:39,813 --> 01:46:40,747 What are the orders? 1371 01:46:40,747 --> 01:46:41,948 All land and air crews at work... 1372 01:46:41,948 --> 01:46:43,973 in civilian rescue, madam! 1373 01:47:19,486 --> 01:47:21,254 Aren't you afraid? 1374 01:47:21,254 --> 01:47:26,556 Fear... the only thing I'm afraid of is human stupidity. 1375 01:47:27,127 --> 01:47:31,831 Because, unlike everything in the world, it knows no bounds. 1376 01:47:31,831 --> 01:47:34,301 How men can be idiots. 1377 01:47:34,301 --> 01:47:36,770 Is this the end of the world? What is this? 1378 01:47:36,770 --> 01:47:39,105 Don't be afraid, it's nothing. I told you. 1379 01:47:39,105 --> 01:47:41,141 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1380 01:47:41,141 --> 01:47:44,008 It's hell breaking loose! 1381 01:47:44,477 --> 01:47:46,377 I'll close that door. Close it! 1382 01:47:48,615 --> 01:47:50,183 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1383 01:47:50,183 --> 01:47:54,220 Not Vesuvius, you are the idiot for saying that. 1384 01:47:54,220 --> 01:47:56,022 - Turn on the light. - OK. 1385 01:47:56,022 --> 01:47:58,892 Don't blaspheme. Vesuvius is God. 1386 01:47:58,892 --> 01:48:01,127 - Remember. - Let there be light. 1387 01:48:01,127 --> 01:48:04,563 And God wanted that we, despite it all, ate a plate of spaghetti. 1388 01:48:05,932 --> 01:48:07,160 Maria? 1389 01:48:11,204 --> 01:48:12,398 Maria? 1390 01:48:25,652 --> 01:48:27,381 Maria? 1391 01:48:43,470 --> 01:48:44,869 Come with me... 1392 01:48:45,238 --> 01:48:46,535 Yes. 1393 01:48:54,781 --> 01:48:56,373 Stop, stop here. 1394 01:49:05,225 --> 01:49:06,926 Hey, have you seen Mrs. Wyatt? 1395 01:49:06,926 --> 01:49:09,019 They're all in rescue duty! 1396 01:49:41,060 --> 01:49:43,358 Hello, tiger... 1397 01:49:46,199 --> 01:49:47,667 Come here, come. 1398 01:49:47,667 --> 01:49:50,236 Come, closer. I've been expecting you. 1399 01:49:50,236 --> 01:49:52,397 Come make love. 1400 01:49:58,378 --> 01:50:00,710 Come, come. 1401 01:50:01,581 --> 01:50:04,448 Let's make love, come on. 1402 01:51:29,435 --> 01:51:32,563 Flight #3, Flight #3, I'm having trouble. 1403 01:51:33,072 --> 01:51:34,505 I'll land. 1404 01:52:03,403 --> 01:52:04,836 Dammit! 1405 01:52:34,033 --> 01:52:36,369 COme on, get in the truck quick! 1406 01:52:36,369 --> 01:52:38,738 Come on! 1407 01:52:38,738 --> 01:52:41,874 Easy, easy, there's space for everybody! 1408 01:52:41,874 --> 01:52:43,610 Quick! 1409 01:52:43,610 --> 01:52:45,942 WOmen and children first! 1410 01:52:48,648 --> 01:52:51,310 To the left, left! 1411 01:52:51,985 --> 01:52:54,988 - They're not animals! - Are you American? 1412 01:52:54,988 --> 01:52:57,790 - Listen, Sgt... - You better get in. 1413 01:52:57,790 --> 01:52:59,692 I'll wait for the next. 1414 01:52:59,692 --> 01:53:01,227 There are no more trucks, Madam. 1415 01:53:01,227 --> 01:53:02,929 We won't be back for quite a while. 1416 01:53:02,929 --> 01:53:04,998 - But you told them! - Do as you wish. 1417 01:53:04,998 --> 01:53:06,232 We're leaving! 1418 01:53:06,232 --> 01:53:08,063 You know, grappa? I could use some now. 1419 01:53:20,446 --> 01:53:24,484 Hey, stop! Stop! 1420 01:53:24,484 --> 01:53:27,612 Hello, gorgeous, wanna ride with us? A blonde! 1421 01:53:29,055 --> 01:53:31,324 Lets have a look! 1422 01:53:31,324 --> 01:53:33,926 - Not bad... - Not bad, really. 1423 01:53:33,926 --> 01:53:35,862 - Are you blonde all over? 1424 01:53:35,862 --> 01:53:38,498 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1425 01:53:38,498 --> 01:53:40,366 How about 8 inches of sugar cane? 1426 01:53:40,366 --> 01:53:41,501 I'll take care of that. 1427 01:53:41,501 --> 01:53:43,870 What's your name? 1428 01:53:43,870 --> 01:53:46,005 She's pretty. 1429 01:53:46,005 --> 01:53:48,875 Hey, easy, easy! Right in the nuts! 1430 01:53:48,875 --> 01:53:51,503 Bitch, you asked for it... 1431 01:53:52,211 --> 01:53:53,200 Hey, Tom, looks like she's not your kind, dude. 1432 01:53:54,447 --> 01:53:57,016 Stop the truck and get your paws off her! 1433 01:53:57,016 --> 01:53:59,886 You better let her go, he means it. 1434 01:53:59,886 --> 01:54:01,888 Stop the damn truck! 1435 01:54:01,888 --> 01:54:03,790 You slut! 1436 01:54:03,790 --> 01:54:05,121 Slut! 1437 01:54:40,727 --> 01:54:42,957 It's over! It's over! 1438 01:54:44,030 --> 01:54:46,055 It's over! It's over! 1439 01:54:46,499 --> 01:54:48,023 It's over! 1440 01:54:48,468 --> 01:54:49,602 It's over! 1441 01:54:49,602 --> 01:54:52,935 It's over! It's over! 1442 01:54:54,474 --> 01:54:55,675 It's over! 1443 01:54:55,675 --> 01:54:57,074 It's over! 1444 01:55:48,694 --> 01:55:51,731 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1445 01:55:51,731 --> 01:55:54,700 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1446 01:55:54,700 --> 01:55:58,805 I missed the jeep, so... I got laid! 1447 01:55:58,805 --> 01:56:00,673 It was fantastic, Jimmy... 1448 01:56:00,673 --> 01:56:03,369 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1449 01:56:03,910 --> 01:56:07,209 That's Maria Concetta. 1450 01:56:50,189 --> 01:56:51,986 Bring the gurney here. 1451 01:56:57,463 --> 01:56:59,031 She needs a transfusion. 1452 01:56:59,031 --> 01:57:01,022 Take her to the ambulance right away. 1453 01:57:11,143 --> 01:57:16,349 Deborah? Deborah? Doctor, come here, please. 1454 01:57:16,349 --> 01:57:18,084 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1455 01:57:18,084 --> 01:57:19,318 I've already examined her. 1456 01:57:19,318 --> 01:57:22,588 She's just lightly hurt. She's in shock. 1457 01:57:22,588 --> 01:57:24,715 I have more urgent cases to attend. 1458 01:57:25,358 --> 01:57:27,519 Deborah, come. 1459 01:57:36,535 --> 01:57:38,002 Can you walk? 1460 01:58:04,730 --> 01:58:08,534 - I wanna go home... - I know. 1461 01:58:08,534 --> 01:58:12,766 - I want out of here. - Sure... 1462 01:58:13,773 --> 01:58:20,042 - Are we even now? - Yes, totally. 1463 01:58:31,524 --> 01:58:33,826 I don't want this here. Take it to the road. 1464 01:58:33,826 --> 01:58:37,096 1st Platoon, up! 1465 01:58:37,096 --> 01:58:38,297 Everybody in the truck! 1466 01:58:38,297 --> 01:58:41,994 Ok, men, we're going? Everybody. 1467 01:58:43,436 --> 01:58:46,605 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1468 01:58:46,605 --> 01:58:49,075 Hurry! Are you asleep? 1469 01:58:49,075 --> 01:58:50,943 Move, you are the 5th Army! 1470 01:58:50,943 --> 01:58:54,046 I want to be proud of you, men. 1471 01:58:54,046 --> 01:58:55,843 Lets move! 1472 01:58:58,517 --> 01:59:00,820 Come, this is a page of history. 1473 01:59:00,820 --> 01:59:02,521 Come on, move! 1474 01:59:02,521 --> 01:59:03,920 Get up! 1475 01:59:04,690 --> 01:59:06,385 Let's go, it's just a short trip to Rome. 1476 01:59:09,362 --> 01:59:11,797 Yes, Sgt, your platoon too. 1477 01:59:11,797 --> 01:59:13,458 Let's go! 1478 01:59:13,799 --> 01:59:15,892 The 5th Army marches over Rome. 1479 01:59:30,149 --> 01:59:32,785 You take Cap. Malaparte and Cap. Wren. 1480 01:59:32,785 --> 01:59:35,254 Captain, it seems we've made it without the queen of the skies. 1481 01:59:35,254 --> 01:59:37,656 - What happened? - She went back to the USA. 1482 01:59:37,656 --> 01:59:40,626 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1483 01:59:40,626 --> 01:59:42,194 Is this my transport, Colonel? 1484 01:59:42,194 --> 01:59:44,630 Yes, General, take your seat here. 1485 01:59:44,630 --> 01:59:47,666 Gen. Howes, sit on the other side. 1486 01:59:47,666 --> 01:59:50,002 Cap. Malaparte, there's your jeep. 1487 01:59:50,002 --> 01:59:52,038 You too, Cap. Wren. 1488 01:59:52,038 --> 01:59:54,871 And you, General, there's your jeep. 1489 01:59:59,879 --> 02:00:01,714 Well, Sir, that's it. 1490 02:00:01,714 --> 02:00:03,816 Good job, Colonel. 1491 02:00:03,816 --> 02:00:06,717 General, I'd like to shake your hand. 1492 02:00:08,988 --> 02:00:10,556 Sic iter ad astra! 1493 02:00:10,556 --> 02:00:11,791 What? 1494 02:00:11,791 --> 02:00:13,125 That's the way to the stars. 1495 02:00:13,125 --> 02:00:14,927 Well, let's go. Tempus fugit! 1496 02:00:14,927 --> 02:00:16,258 Yes, Sir! 1497 02:00:46,659 --> 02:00:49,025 This is a page in history. 1498 02:00:49,995 --> 02:00:51,363 Is Rome really like this? 1499 02:00:51,363 --> 02:00:53,532 Yes, that's 'the' Rome. 1500 02:00:53,532 --> 02:00:55,659 I always thought it was a city. 1501 02:00:57,536 --> 02:00:59,305 Hey, Pastor, do you know that... 1502 02:00:59,305 --> 02:01:01,073 some of these ruins are well over 2000 years old? 1503 02:01:01,073 --> 02:01:04,008 Yes, but in Philly we have the Liberty Bell. 1504 02:01:06,378 --> 02:01:09,448 Malaparte, tomorrow I'll see the Pope. 1505 02:01:09,448 --> 02:01:11,117 There's one thing I want to know: 1506 02:01:11,117 --> 02:01:12,785 What is his favorite sport? 1507 02:01:12,785 --> 02:01:16,448 I don't know. But maybe he plays baseball. 1508 02:01:18,624 --> 02:01:20,751 Very good! 1509 02:01:23,295 --> 02:01:25,388 Cameras, move forward! 1510 02:01:35,341 --> 02:01:38,936 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1511 02:01:39,678 --> 02:01:42,248 Each goes his own way and nobody knows... 1512 02:01:42,248 --> 02:01:43,977 when we'll meet again. 1513 02:01:44,550 --> 02:01:46,984 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1514 02:01:47,820 --> 02:01:49,344 Not us, I hope. 1515 02:01:49,989 --> 02:01:52,424 Let's set a date to meet... 1516 02:01:52,424 --> 02:01:55,728 after the war in Capri. 1517 02:01:55,728 --> 02:01:58,631 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1518 02:01:58,631 --> 02:02:01,000 She goes to Cleveland with me. 1519 02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,831 We'll go to Capri first. 1520 02:02:05,004 --> 02:02:06,906 You don't believe me, do you? 1521 02:02:06,906 --> 02:02:08,174 I believe you, Jimmy. 1522 02:02:08,174 --> 02:02:12,235 No, you don't believe me. You'll see, I'll be back... 1523 02:02:15,915 --> 02:02:17,883 - Malaparte! - General! 1524 02:02:19,752 --> 02:02:21,887 What are those monuments over there? 1525 02:02:21,887 --> 02:02:23,455 Tombs. 1526 02:02:23,455 --> 02:02:25,824 Tombs of ancient Rome nobility. 1527 02:02:25,824 --> 02:02:27,760 Whose? 1528 02:02:27,760 --> 02:02:30,095 That's General Silla's. 1529 02:02:30,095 --> 02:02:31,597 That's Cicerus'. 1530 02:02:31,597 --> 02:02:33,332 That's Julius Caesar's. 1531 02:02:33,332 --> 02:02:35,129 - Julius Caesar? - Yes. 1532 02:02:36,468 --> 02:02:37,836 And that one? 1533 02:02:37,836 --> 02:02:41,440 General, that's the prostitutes HQ... 1534 02:02:41,440 --> 02:02:44,273 Prostitutes? Don't tell that to the press. 1535 02:02:54,253 --> 02:02:57,323 Idiot Germans! Screw you! 1536 02:02:57,323 --> 02:02:59,191 Hey, Malaparte, what is going on? 1537 02:02:59,191 --> 02:03:00,492 She thinks we're Germans. 1538 02:03:00,492 --> 02:03:02,962 Well, tell the girl we're American. 1539 02:03:02,962 --> 02:03:05,397 Americani! Americani! 1540 02:03:05,397 --> 02:03:06,364 Americani? 1541 02:03:26,952 --> 02:03:28,977 Hey, easy, lady. 1542 02:03:29,488 --> 02:03:31,080 Thank you, thank you... 1543 02:03:31,457 --> 02:03:33,959 Bob, that Rome sign... 1544 02:03:33,959 --> 02:03:35,361 I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1545 02:03:35,361 --> 02:03:37,496 This one will be good, will be good. 1546 02:03:37,496 --> 02:03:39,964 Horray for the Americans! 1547 02:03:56,081 --> 02:03:59,051 Marco, look! It's the Americans. 1548 02:03:59,051 --> 02:04:00,486 Our liberators! 1549 02:04:00,486 --> 02:04:01,817 Look! 1550 02:04:17,236 --> 02:04:20,865 Son! My son, my son! 1551 02:04:22,641 --> 02:04:24,276 Take the civilians away! 1552 02:04:24,276 --> 02:04:26,412 Take them away! 1553 02:04:26,412 --> 02:04:29,515 No civilians, no civilians! Get back! 1554 02:04:29,515 --> 02:04:31,813 Back away, back away! 1555 02:04:41,360 --> 02:04:43,829 Stop, stop! Don't shoot! 1556 02:04:43,829 --> 02:04:46,231 5th Army Cameras! 1557 02:04:46,231 --> 02:04:47,994 5th Army Cameras! 1558 02:04:48,300 --> 02:04:51,637 Turn that... thing. 1559 02:04:51,637 --> 02:04:53,229 Oh my! 1560 02:04:56,909 --> 02:04:59,678 General, there was a small accident but we'll go on. 1561 02:04:59,678 --> 02:05:00,975 Continue. 1562 02:05:15,994 --> 02:05:17,757 We better go now. 1563 02:05:20,666 --> 02:05:22,258 I'm sorry about that. 1564 02:05:23,035 --> 02:05:27,938 I'm sorry, we better leave. 1565 02:05:28,841 --> 02:05:31,139 The ambulance is on its way. 1566 02:05:31,810 --> 02:05:33,245 You can go, Jimmy. 1567 02:05:33,245 --> 02:05:35,406 You are the winners. 1568 02:05:56,835 --> 02:05:59,668 www.makingoff.org: Portuguese subs CG crew: English subs 117579

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