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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SOUNDS OF BATTLE]
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[LAUGHING]
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MAN: Eric!
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MAN: Down. Down here.
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[GROANING]
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MAN: Honor my deeds
when I'm gone.
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MAN: Let my soul rest
with the treasure.
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[GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING]
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ERIC: Jann the Bold.
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We honor your life.
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And return your soul
to Valhalla.
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[FIRE CRACKLING]
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[ELECTRONIC BEEPS]
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NIGEL: It was great the temp
agency could have you fill in
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for Claudia
on such short notice.
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By the way...
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I wanted to thank you,
that Chinese restaurant
you recommended,
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excellent!
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Sure thing.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Ancient studies?
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She's kinda busy actually.
Can I take a message?
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LYNETTE: Mil...
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Milton...
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Mor...
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LYNETTE: Morris.
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That's the president
of the college!
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President Morris,
Nigel Bailey.
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Sorry for the confusion,
she's temping.
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We're not busy at all.
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Well, that is to say we're
not not busy.
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We're always busying ourselves.
Striving to be busy.
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But never too busy
to take your call.
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Yes, I have a pen. Fire away.
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I have a message.
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Not done yet.
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You're gonna want to hear this.
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[BELL RINGING]
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Okay.
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Ah...
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There's a visiting professor
from the University
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of Northeastern South Africa
on his way to see you right now.
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[SMOOTH MUSIC PLAYING]
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Why?
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NIGEL: Ah. The University
promised your services.
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You're to help him find
the runestone
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of King Jann the 1st or Norway.
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NIGEL: Uh, there's more.
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This is the bit that might
not sit so well.
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The, erm, professor, is...
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Stewie?
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Sweet cheeks!
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[LAUGHS]
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SYDNEY: I don't care how much
money you've donated to this
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university, Stewie. I'm not
helping you find anything.
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Look, Sydney, I need you.
You're the best in the business.
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Syd, this could also be
a very exciting
historical find.
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University of Northeastern
South Africa?
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It's an hour outside Wastumbia.
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They're the only people
that had the wisdom enough
to accredit me.
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You bribed them.
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I gave them a donation.
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Look, Syd, I know what
you're thinking, but
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I've changed, I mean
I cleaned up my act.
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I'm a different guy.
And it's all
because of you!
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Me?
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Well, yeah. I mean, that last
experience that we shared
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in the belly of the Buddha?
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I mean, it forced me
to take a real hard look
at myself.
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And quite frankly,
I didn't like
what I saw.
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I don't blame you!
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Yeah. And then when you sent me
that very expensive ancient coin
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as a gift?
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It was a mistake.
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But still it struck a very, very
deep, deep chord inside of me.
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LYNETTE: Professor Fox, there's
those files you asked for.
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Oh, who's the new pork chop?
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[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
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NIGEL: It is possible that
he's turned over
a new leaf, isn't it?
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No.
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Even the commonest
of criminals can
be rehabilitated.
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We're talking about Stewie here.
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You think the president
will understand?
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He's gonna have to,
there is no way I'm going
to Sweden with Stewie Harper.
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When you come back,
do you think you can bring
me a rhinestone, too?
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That's rune stone, Lynette.
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Rune stone?
What's a rune stone?
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In medieval times, it's how
people wrote messages, notes.
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They used to chisel it out
in stone.
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Ohh, sort of like a Post-It.
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BOTH: Sort of.
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[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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WAITRESS: Hello. Welcome to the
Viking Cafe. How are you today?
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Very well, thank you.
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All of our grand platters are
served on scaled-down
versions of oar boats.
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Authentic viking ships.
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And you'll notice your steak
knives are modeled after
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broadswords from the Anders
the Great's dynasty.
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The Celtic cross found its way
into the crust after he
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conquered county Donner
in southern Ireland.
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It's very clever,
isn't it, Sydney?
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Could I have a Coke?
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Me too.
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Hi. Sorry, I had to make
an important phone call.
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Can I get you something?
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[CLEARING THROAT]
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Yeah, I'll have a bottle of your
breast beer, please.
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I mean best breast.
I mean...
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Yeah, thanks.
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Great place, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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Listen.
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I just want you to know...
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It is so nice to be working
with each other,
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as opposed to against
each other, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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You know, we really are
of the same ilk, Syd.
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We are not of the same ilk.
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Sure we are.
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Stewie, whatever ilk you're
from, I'm from a different one.
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Syd' I've got something very,
very important I want you
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to take a look at.
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Looks like futhark.
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Around the eleventh century.
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Or the tenth.
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NIGEL: Yeah.
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I can't decipher this.
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Looks like we're gonna need
a translator.
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This is fantastic.
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I, I've never seen anything
like this before.
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What does it say?
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It's futhark, a very primitive
form, erm, gotkurk.
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Runic.
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It's erm, it refers
to a runestone.
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We know that part! Tell us
something we don't know!
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Yes, erm.
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Something about it being
the cornerstone of
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a great holy place.
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A sacred temple where the,
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the axes cross the line
of the great arrow.
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STEWIE: What the hell does
that mean?
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Is there anything else, Lars?
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Not without the rest.
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The rest?
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LARS: Well, this parchment
was torn from a book,
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a text written
by a viking shaman.
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Listen, forget about that part.
Get back to the part about
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the axes that cross the line
of the sacred arrow.
What the hell does that mean?
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I don't know, I have no idea.
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You don't know?
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I'm a translator. I, I don't
have a degree in mythology.
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[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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Tenth-century Stockholm.
I had Lars make me a copy.
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Great.
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What?
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You wouldn't be hiding something
from us, would you?
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What could I possibly be hiding?
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Lars mentioned a book.
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A text written
by a viking shaman?
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Same book that this page
was torn out of.
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You know, I am so offended
by this distrust in me.
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This is the new me!
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Why are you acting so weird?
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That's the old me.
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All right. Let's get back
to the clues.
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Now, the runestone is
in a holy place where the axes
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cross the line
of the great arrow.
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Now, the axes
in translation refers
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to the clan of Anders the Great,
also known as Anders the Axe.
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Now, their village was here.
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STEWIE:
What does the great arrow mean?
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Perfect timing.
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Hello, again. You,
you guys eating a lot?
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We really love the service.
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NIGEL: Erm, I was wondering...
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The historical bits that you
tell the customers,
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interesting as they are,
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are they at all accurate
or are they just made up?
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Completely accurate.
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Would you know anything about
the meaning of the great arrow?
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Oh yes, Thursday's lunch
special, Swedish meatballs...
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Oh no, actually, I'm sorry, I,
I meant historically.
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Oh, ja.
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The great arrow,
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was a large, wooden structure,
built in the forest,
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pointing travelers directly
north, right here.
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All right. If your
waitress is correct,
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the great arrow would be here.
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Now, Anders' clan's village
is here.
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Well, where does the axe cross
the line of the great arrow?
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The village was built
about a mile inland
from where they kept
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their ships, which meant they
would have to travel every day
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to the village. Now, if we
continue a line north
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going in the same direction
as the great arrow,
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that should put our runestone
in a holy place,
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somewhere in this vicinity.
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Yeah, but wait a minute, now,
this is a tenth-century map.
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Where is this vicinity?
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We get a present-day map
and lay it over this.
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It should only be
a few miles to cover.
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[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
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NIGEL: There's one more
place to check out after this.
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It's a church, built in 1925.
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SYDNEY: Still, the monument
could be inside.
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Let's check this place
out first.
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NIGEL: Well, looks like it could
a monastery,
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or a nunnery. It's at least
a hundred years old.
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STEWIE: Well, it's a holy place,
ain't it?
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Hey, wait a minute.
What about this?
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Oh great, it's in Swedish.
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Well, we are in Sweden, Stewie.
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Ja , we are.
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This, I can translate.
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Holy dwellings have occupied
this site for over 900 years.
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This present building is
a former home of the
Sisters of Magdalene monastery.
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Erected on the grounds is
a monument
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using stones from
the original viking temple.
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That's it!
It's got to be here!
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[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
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NIGEL: I wonder what kind
of holy place it is today.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Can I help you?
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Boy! Leave it
to the Swedes, huh?
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This is a spa?
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That's right.
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[BUZZING]
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Ahh, a clothing-optional spa?
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No.
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Oh! Thank God.
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A nude-only spa.
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I'm not going in there!
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There's a chance the runestone
is in the monument.
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Sydney, they're, they're letting
it all hang out.
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Nige, that's what they're doing.
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Look, if we're gonna find that
runestone we gotta go in there,
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suck it up, suck it in,
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and do the nasty thing that's
gotta be done.
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I don't think so.
Why, what's the matter?
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If I go in there with you,
I'm liable to end up in jail,
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or at the very least,
uncontrollably nauseous.
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Nigel and I will
take care of this.
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Why don't you take a walk
and cool it off?
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Are you sure Stewie
can't be any use to you
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in there, I mean after all,
he is a changed man.
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Nigel...
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I can't.
You can.
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I can't!
It's just a body.
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It's my body and
your body and ...
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What's the matter?
You've got a nice body.
251
00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:02,035
Yeah?
Oh, yeah.
252
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,171
But there's all those
other bodies!
253
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,773
Nigel, if it makes you feel
any better, I won't look.
254
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,075
I promise I won't look.
255
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:10,443
You won't look, I won't look,
we just won't look.
256
00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,912
We won't look at anything
but stones. Stones that look
257
00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:14,647
like runestones. All right?
258
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,782
[NERVOUS NOD]
259
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,150
Okay, good.
260
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,090
Stay out of the cold water.
261
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,291
Right.
262
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:33,700
[SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
263
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,242
We should split up.
264
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,377
Why don't you go this way?
I'll go that way.
265
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,079
Alone?
Like this?
266
00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:48,315
Yes.
267
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:57,124
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
268
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,615
Syd. Psst! Syd!
269
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,718
Come here.
270
00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,753
You...
271
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,388
Please.
272
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:31,724
Hi. How are you?
Nice to see you.
273
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:34,861
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
274
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,637
Hey, Mister.
275
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,468
Oops! Sorry!
Sorry.
276
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:19,372
Sydney! I'm sorry. I, I didn't
see a thing. Did you peek?
277
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,475
No, I did not peek, Nigel.
But I do think I've found it.
278
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,645
There.
279
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,083
Great.
280
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:33,019
It looks like the stones
are constructed in
a free-form manner. No mortar,
281
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,555
just piled one on top of
each other. It's got to be
282
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:37,557
one of the smaller stones
near the foundation.
283
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,992
If it's there, we should be able
to just wedge it out.
284
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:42,162
One problem though.
285
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:43,396
What?
286
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:44,564
Her.
287
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:53,072
Aye, I see your point. We can't
just go pulling out stones
288
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,274
in front of her.
289
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:55,608
Well, we'll just have to ask
her to move.
290
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,277
How?
291
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,180
I'll leave that
in your capable hands.
292
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,315
Me?
293
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:26,539
Excuse me, miss?
294
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,677
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
295
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:35,748
I was just thinking maybe, maybe
you should move your chair.
296
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,084
Why?
297
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,552
Why.
298
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:43,022
Why indeed, erm.
299
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,960
The sun, it's in the wrong
position for optimal tanning.
300
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,364
Ja. Ja , I do get
burned sometimes.
301
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,200
Your cheeks are a bit red.
302
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,470
No, I didn't mean those cheeks.
I mean, I wasn't looking at
303
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,772
those cheeks. I mean, not
that I wouldn't want to
304
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,608
look at those, I mean, I'm sure
they're very nice cheeks ...
305
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,109
[STAMMERS]
306
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,844
Well, I mean, what do
you expect? I mean ...
307
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,380
You're naked.
I'm naked.
308
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:08,448
We're all...
309
00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:10,617
... naked.
310
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:20,960
Ouch!
311
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,400
This is it.
Yeah.
312
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,435
See the engraving?
313
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:36,042
[BOTH GRUNTING]
314
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,147
It's moving.
Pull it out!
315
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,224
[GRUNTS]
316
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,597
[LAUGHS]
317
00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:00,600
NIGEL: One stone, nobody
will ever miss it.
318
00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:02,235
Yeah, but how are we going to
get it out of here?
319
00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:03,436
What do you mean?
320
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,937
We're not exactly
wearing pockets.
321
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,606
Right.
322
00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:18,017
[STEALTHY MUSIC PLAYING]
323
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:28,094
[RUMBLING NOISE]
324
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:41,240
[LOUD NOISE OF ROCKS FALLING]
325
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,452
STEWIE: Oh you guys have been
so great.
326
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:55,221
And I really mean that. But
listen, I better get this thing
327
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,023
back to university,
as quickly as I can.
328
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,992
Oh, Syd, thank you so much.
You're the best.
329
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,628
Nige! [LAUGHS]
Love ya.
330
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,596
All right, listen, I'm going to
grab a cab and I'll go straight
331
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:05,632
to the airport, and I'll
call you from Africa.
332
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,534
Stewie?
Yeah.
333
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:09,035
Can we see it?
334
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,003
See what?
335
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:12,739
The runestone?
336
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,642
You already saw it.
337
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:18,378
We were kind of in a rush
at the time.
Just let me see it!
338
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:21,848
Syd, I'm going to miss my cab
to the airport,
339
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,616
I better get going.
Stewie.
340
00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,356
Well, it is what he said.
King Jann's runestone, amazing.
341
00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,690
Yeah.
342
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:34,093
Wait a minute. You said it was
King Jann the 1st.
343
00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,429
I can't read the futhark, but
this is definitely the crest of
344
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,398
Jann the 2nd.
345
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,167
This is King Jann the 2nd's
runestone.
346
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,404
Well, first or second, what
difference does it make, really?
347
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:47,507
King Jann the 2nd was also known
as Jann the Bold,
348
00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:50,443
who plundered vast fortunes
from across Europe.
349
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,011
Which nobody ever found.
350
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:54,213
No kidding.
Well, I didn't know that.
351
00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:58,217
I'll make sure they put that on
the plaque because I don't want
them to get that wr...
352
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:00,620
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
353
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:06,325
[FIGHTING GRUNTS]
354
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:12,298
[PAINFUL GROANS]
355
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,035
Syd, careful with the runestone!
356
00:22:16,736 --> 00:22:21,841
[MEN GROANING IN PAIN]
357
00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,547
[NERVOUS WHINING]
358
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,416
[BOTH LAUGHING]
359
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,852
Way to go, Syd.
Way to go. Ha!
360
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,154
I can't believe we got
mugged in Sweden!
361
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,423
Those guys weren't muggers.
362
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,659
I wonder what they wanted
from us.
363
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,827
Good question.
364
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:45,765
SYDNEY: The engravings are
futhark, like the parchment.
365
00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:48,668
I guess we're going to be
visiting our friend
the translator again.
366
00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,903
I wonder what this eight-
legged horse means?
367
00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,440
WAITRESS:
Sleipnir. Odin's horse.
368
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:56,242
You must really like the service
here. Back three times.
369
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,546
Yes, erm, we do.
370
00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:01,247
Boy, here we go again.
371
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:03,483
[CLEARING THROAT]
Listen, about this horse,
372
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:05,952
modem, is that what you said?
373
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,654
Odin, main god of the vikings.
374
00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,723
That's right. His horse's
name was Sleipnir.
375
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:13,693
It had eight legs
so it would never tire.
376
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:15,928
With all the walking around on
this trip, I could do with
377
00:23:15,962 --> 00:23:16,963
another set of legs myself.
378
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:22,769
Nigel, we should probably head
to the translator's office now.
379
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,578
I'm a relic hunter too.
380
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:32,612
[NERVOUS LAUGHTER]
381
00:23:36,683 --> 00:23:37,784
Hello?
382
00:23:39,619 --> 00:23:40,620
Lars?
383
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:43,022
Anybody home?
384
00:23:43,856 --> 00:23:46,325
There doesn't seem to be
anybody here.
385
00:23:46,358 --> 00:23:49,996
Strange. Why don't you leave
him a note, have him call us.
386
00:23:50,563 --> 00:23:51,664
Right.
387
00:24:01,874 --> 00:24:08,548
[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING]
388
00:24:10,583 --> 00:24:12,685
Well, ixnay on the note.
389
00:24:12,719 --> 00:24:15,054
Either Lars was in the wrong
place at the wrong time,
390
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,223
or he discovered something
he wasn't supposed to.
391
00:24:17,256 --> 00:24:18,658
Like what?
392
00:24:18,691 --> 00:24:20,527
I have a pretty good idea.
393
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:22,128
Sydney, look.
394
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,965
There are ash marks
on Lars' fingers.
395
00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:42,882
Photograph, recently burned.
396
00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:46,586
Looks like he wanted to get
rid of it in a hurry before
someone came after him.
397
00:24:46,619 --> 00:24:48,087
Look at that,
above the address.
398
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:51,290
NIGEL: Odin's horse.
399
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,826
SYDNEY: 7070, Ringvägen.
400
00:24:53,860 --> 00:24:56,729
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
401
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:18,017
Get the feeling it's not
a Bible study?
402
00:25:19,018 --> 00:25:21,554
[METAL GATES CREAKING]
403
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:38,537
[OMINOUS CEREMONIAL
MUSIC PLAYING]
404
00:26:11,938 --> 00:26:16,843
[EERIE CHOIR SINGING]
405
00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,116
Isn't that Bjorn,
the other translator?
406
00:26:26,886 --> 00:26:28,087
That's him.
407
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,590
Lars must have discovered
their secret cult.
408
00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:34,526
So they killed him.
409
00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:40,332
[METAL CLANGS]
410
00:26:42,468 --> 00:26:44,136
Brothers.
411
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:47,573
There's a filth among us.
412
00:26:48,507 --> 00:26:53,680
There's one, so wretched
in his obscenity,
413
00:26:53,713 --> 00:26:57,684
that he would take
our great book,
and sell it
414
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,985
to the outside world.
415
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,390
MAN: Let me tell you, brothers,
416
00:27:04,423 --> 00:27:06,759
[FOOTSTEPS]
417
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:11,263
we, we are diligent
in our security.
418
00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:15,501
And though we practice
the ways of the ancients,
419
00:27:17,103 --> 00:27:22,208
we do not ignore
the ways of technology.
420
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,752
Your sale of our book is known!
421
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,691
But it will be recovered.
422
00:27:40,426 --> 00:27:46,665
So that once more, it rests
alongside the star of Odin!
423
00:27:46,699 --> 00:27:50,937
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
424
00:27:52,071 --> 00:27:54,807
MAN: The star of Odin,
425
00:27:54,841 --> 00:27:58,444
our key to unlocking the secret
of Jann the Bold's treasure.
426
00:28:05,651 --> 00:28:10,522
So brother,
you will have time
indeed to reflect
427
00:28:10,556 --> 00:28:12,424
upon your actions.
428
00:28:17,096 --> 00:28:18,130
In Hell!
429
00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,265
[SLASHING SOUND]
430
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,870
[SHUFFLING]
431
00:28:23,903 --> 00:28:26,739
[MEN SPEAKING SWEDISH]
432
00:28:28,640 --> 00:28:34,080
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
433
00:28:35,882 --> 00:28:37,216
[MAN YELLING IN SWEDISH]
434
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:39,685
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]
435
00:28:49,661 --> 00:28:50,729
[SWEDISH YELL]
436
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:55,001
[MEN SHOUTING IN SWEDISH]
437
00:28:56,035 --> 00:28:58,604
STEWIE: Get that door!
SYDNEY: Come on!
438
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,909
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
439
00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:08,080
Well, I guess we took care
of those guys, huh?
440
00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:12,551
Not so fast, professor. I want
the truth, and I want it now.
441
00:29:12,584 --> 00:29:13,986
What's the story
with this book?
442
00:29:14,020 --> 00:29:15,287
What do you mean by story?
443
00:29:15,321 --> 00:29:17,589
You know what I mean.
Look, can't we talk later?
444
00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:20,126
There's twenty
bloodthirsty vikings about
to get in here.
445
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:22,228
I'll throw you to them
if you don't come clean.
446
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,797
All right, look, but can't we
talk about it somewhere else?
447
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:29,435
[LOUD BANGING]
448
00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:32,905
Oh great, it's locked!
449
00:29:32,939 --> 00:29:35,574
I can get us out, but first
you tell me what's going on.
450
00:29:35,607 --> 00:29:38,477
Ah jeez. Okay, look, I got
a line on this rogue viking,
451
00:29:38,510 --> 00:29:41,213
a really weird dude. You know,
like these other choirboys?
452
00:29:41,247 --> 00:29:44,016
He told me he stole the book,
and he contacted me
on my website.
453
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,384
Your website?
454
00:29:45,417 --> 00:29:46,652
Yeah. You don't have one?
455
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,487
Go on!
The lock?
456
00:29:50,589 --> 00:29:53,325
Anyway, I bought the book from
him, we did it all by e-mail,
457
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:55,461
I never even met the guy.
So where's the book?
458
00:29:55,494 --> 00:29:56,762
Safe and sound.
459
00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,997
The whole book?
460
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,899
The whole book and nothing
but it. [LAUGHS]
461
00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:02,301
You didn't show us the rest of
it because we'd know it
462
00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,871
was for Jann the Bold and we
wouldn't help you. You'd have
463
00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:07,473
all the treasure for yourself.
What are you, teacher's pet?
464
00:30:07,506 --> 00:30:09,475
So, the book got us
to the runestone.
465
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,943
That's right. And now,
466
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:13,779
we've got the key
to Jann the Bold's treasure.
467
00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:16,515
Star of Odin?
You took the Star of Odin?
468
00:30:16,548 --> 00:30:20,286
Uh-huh. Now we have everything
we need to find Jann the Bold's
secret loot.
469
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,354
Except a translator.
470
00:30:32,899 --> 00:30:35,234
BJORN: D-d-don't kill me please.
471
00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:37,169
Did Lars plead with you
for his life, too?
472
00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:39,805
I didn't kill Lars.
473
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:43,142
I, I only told the leader
that he knew about us.
474
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,944
T-t-the leader had him killed.
475
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:48,280
BJORN: It's the truth.
476
00:30:49,982 --> 00:30:53,819
I'll do anything. Yes. Please,
take the knife away.
477
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,831
BJORN: The tablet refers to
a sacred field,
478
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:07,799
the house of souls.
479
00:31:08,167 --> 00:31:09,201
Where?
480
00:31:09,936 --> 00:31:12,171
I don't know. I don't.
481
00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,107
But...
But what?
482
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:24,616
If you do find it, according to
the runestone, it's cursed.
483
00:31:28,620 --> 00:31:29,821
What kind of curse?
484
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:35,761
It says Jann the Bold quenched
his thirst for riches...
485
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:37,896
...where dead men rest.
486
00:31:38,864 --> 00:31:41,500
And all those who search
for his treasure...
487
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,971
...will sleep among them.
488
00:31:47,573 --> 00:31:49,508
Well, a fat lot of good this
is gonna do us.
489
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,410
We don't know what or
where this house is,
490
00:31:51,443 --> 00:31:53,512
and at this hour who are we
gonna find out from?
491
00:31:56,882 --> 00:32:00,386
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
492
00:32:08,060 --> 00:32:09,061
Hello.
493
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:13,399
Hello again.
494
00:32:15,801 --> 00:32:18,537
You're not coming here just
for the food, are you?
495
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:20,439
No. Actually, erm...
496
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:23,775
I just have a quick question.
497
00:32:26,145 --> 00:32:29,415
Have you ever heard of
a house of souls?
498
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,984
Other than an appetizer
or a dinner special, that is.
499
00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:37,089
Oh, yes.
The house of souls...
500
00:32:37,123 --> 00:32:42,294
This is one of the most revered
legends in all viking history.
501
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:47,133
WAITRESS:
The house of souls was
a very holy place.
502
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:50,302
Only the bravest warriors were
allowed to enter.
503
00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,538
Many never returned.
504
00:32:52,571 --> 00:32:54,840
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
505
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:12,324
[NOCTURNAL BIRD SOUNDS]
506
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,883
Sydney! Stewie!
507
00:33:41,753 --> 00:33:45,291
[PANTING]
508
00:33:45,324 --> 00:33:47,826
SYDNEY: The runestone
translation, I quench my thirst
509
00:33:47,859 --> 00:33:49,461
where dead men sleep.
510
00:33:49,495 --> 00:33:50,629
Quenching his thirst!
511
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,198
NIGEL: He was talking about
a well.
512
00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:57,936
Here, help me get this off.
Yeah, let me hold this.
513
00:33:58,904 --> 00:33:59,971
Thanks.
514
00:34:03,209 --> 00:34:06,044
Oh yeah. This is it!
This has got to be it.
515
00:34:08,180 --> 00:34:10,649
Well, don't just stand there,
go down and get it.
516
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:12,951
Stewie, make yourself useful
and give us some light.
517
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:16,722
[DRIPPING SOUNDS]
518
00:34:16,755 --> 00:34:19,225
STEWIE: [DISGUSTED SIGH]
Oh, boy. This is not good.
519
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:20,559
Now what are we gonna do?
520
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,794
Maybe we should go down there,
have a look around.
521
00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:24,396
Climb down the walls?
522
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:25,864
Stewie, give me the light.
523
00:34:25,897 --> 00:34:27,199
I'll hold it,
you go down.
524
00:34:27,233 --> 00:34:29,301
Give me the light.
I want to hold the light.
525
00:34:29,335 --> 00:34:30,602
[ARGUING]
No!
526
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:35,674
[STRANGE EXPLOSION]
527
00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:40,011
Did what I think just happened,
happen?
528
00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:42,648
I guess we're going down.
529
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,251
All of us.
530
00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,725
You, you got me?
Yeah.
531
00:34:55,494 --> 00:34:57,429
STEWIE: Don't just drop me.
532
00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,464
Stewie!
533
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,634
Thanks, Nige.
534
00:35:11,277 --> 00:35:13,512
SYDNEY: The eight-legged horse
will show us the way.
535
00:35:21,153 --> 00:35:22,854
[GROANS]
536
00:35:32,664 --> 00:35:33,665
Is this it?
537
00:35:37,203 --> 00:35:38,604
Well, you've helped us, Bjorn.
538
00:35:40,105 --> 00:35:41,440
So I'm going to spare you.
539
00:35:42,874 --> 00:35:43,942
Thank you.
540
00:35:50,949 --> 00:35:52,050
Call the others.
541
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,286
I don't want him
to live to see
another sunrise.
542
00:36:01,760 --> 00:36:04,196
It looks kind of small.
543
00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:06,765
I think a rat like you would
feel right at home in there.
544
00:36:06,798 --> 00:36:09,935
[NIGEL GRINNING]
545
00:37:04,256 --> 00:37:05,357
Sleipnir...
546
00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,246
[HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING]
547
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,081
This has got to be it.
548
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,219
[SWOOSHING AND SLASHING SOUNDS]
549
00:37:35,787 --> 00:37:39,458
[TITTERS]
Thanks. Thanks.
550
00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:46,131
[OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
551
00:38:15,060 --> 00:38:16,595
A viking burial ground.
552
00:38:20,566 --> 00:38:23,034
Jann the Bold?
Yeah. Where's the treasure?
553
00:38:32,110 --> 00:38:33,311
Give me the star of Odin.
554
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,357
STEWIE: Yes!
555
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:49,728
[SOUND OF ROCKS MOVING]
556
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:50,829
NIGEL: Watch it!
557
00:38:50,862 --> 00:38:52,097
STEWIE: Woah!
558
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:56,301
[LAUGHS]
559
00:39:02,608 --> 00:39:06,678
[TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING]
560
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,618
[LAUGHS]
Look at this.
561
00:39:47,686 --> 00:39:50,055
Oh, my goodness.
562
00:39:51,823 --> 00:39:54,760
We're gonna have to come back
for the rest of the stuff later.
563
00:39:54,793 --> 00:39:57,929
This isn't ours, Stewie.
Yeah, right.
564
00:39:57,963 --> 00:40:00,365
These are priceless artifacts
that belong in a museum.
565
00:40:00,398 --> 00:40:03,569
Museum, shmuseum. Who's gonna
stop us? The viking police?
566
00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:05,103
MAN: That's right.
567
00:40:06,505 --> 00:40:08,406
I've been waiting a long time
for this.
568
00:40:09,107 --> 00:40:12,010
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
569
00:40:12,043 --> 00:40:15,681
[FIGHTING SOUNDS]
570
00:40:20,318 --> 00:40:21,419
Go get him, Nige.
571
00:40:27,726 --> 00:40:31,296
[FIGHTING IN THE BACKGROUND]
572
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:40,271
Should've brought a bigger bag.
Why didn't I bring a bigger bag?
573
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,377
I'll be right with you.
574
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,721
[STRUGGLING]
575
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,629
[LOUD SLAPPING SOUND]
576
00:41:24,415 --> 00:41:27,052
[LAUGHS]
577
00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:29,988
See? It's not so bad when we
work together, huh, Syd?
578
00:41:30,021 --> 00:41:33,491
Listen, Sydney. Take 20% of
the loot, I'll take the rest.
579
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:35,661
Every penny of this is going
to a museum, Stewie.
580
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:37,863
Thirty percent.
Every penny.
581
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:39,397
Forty-four?
582
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:50,676
You know what?
You're right, Stewie.
583
00:41:50,709 --> 00:41:52,443
It's not so bad
when we work together.
584
00:41:54,479 --> 00:41:57,182
[SCHOOL BELLS RINGING]
585
00:41:57,215 --> 00:42:00,285
[ELECTRONIC NOISES]
586
00:42:03,254 --> 00:42:05,523
[DOOR OPENING AND CLOSING]
587
00:42:08,393 --> 00:42:09,427
Claudia, you're back.
588
00:42:09,460 --> 00:42:10,762
How was the, huh, root canal?
589
00:42:10,796 --> 00:42:12,130
Nothing I couldn't handle.
590
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,065
Why are you so happy?
591
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,769
Oh, just a friend coming over
from Sweden on work study
592
00:42:17,803 --> 00:42:18,837
for a few weeks.
593
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:20,706
What, some bimbo you met
in a Swedish bar?
594
00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,508
She is not a bimbo,
and it was a restaurant
as a matter of fact.
595
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:24,576
Pfft!
596
00:42:27,579 --> 00:42:29,314
Where's Lynette?
We don't need her.
597
00:42:29,347 --> 00:42:31,449
But we already hired her
to finish off the week.
598
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:33,551
She completely messed
up the filing system.
599
00:42:33,585 --> 00:42:35,821
I mean, Limp Bizkit
in the acid jazz section?
600
00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:37,422
What is she thinking?
601
00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:39,457
Right.
602
00:42:41,492 --> 00:42:43,929
CLAUDIA: I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.
603
00:42:43,962 --> 00:42:45,396
She's in a totally evil mood.
604
00:42:46,698 --> 00:42:47,766
Why?
605
00:42:47,799 --> 00:42:49,534
Don't know.
She got some invitation...
606
00:42:49,567 --> 00:42:51,970
They're dedicating a new wing
in the museum to some guy...
607
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,271
Who?
608
00:42:53,304 --> 00:42:56,407
Some professor from
the University of Northeastern
South Africa?
609
00:42:57,575 --> 00:42:59,811
"Please join us
for a dedication ceremony.
610
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,280
NIGEL: "Unveiling a new wing
at the museum,
611
00:43:02,313 --> 00:43:03,882
"the Harper wing...
612
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:06,551
"Honoring professor
Stewie Harper,
scholar, philantropist,
613
00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,153
and generous donor."
[BELL NOISE]
614
00:43:12,858 --> 00:43:17,195
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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