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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:24,001 --> 00:02:28,001 www.titlovi.com 2 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:33,168 I first saw a Woody Allen film 3 00:02:33,376 --> 00:02:34,876 when I was 15. 4 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:37,043 We got on well straightaway. 5 00:02:37,293 --> 00:02:39,543 At first, we met once a year, 6 00:02:39,751 --> 00:02:44,043 then he entered my room and my life. 7 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,043 Can one be so immoral 8 00:02:46,168 --> 00:02:48,876 as to sleep with one's wife's sister? 9 00:02:51,293 --> 00:02:53,043 Is everything permitted? 10 00:02:53,168 --> 00:02:55,793 Could this kind of immorality happen to me? 11 00:02:59,751 --> 00:03:02,168 Without the law, it's all darkness... 12 00:03:02,418 --> 00:03:05,168 Look, Mom! This one's magnificent! 13 00:03:05,543 --> 00:03:07,376 I love it. Try it on. 14 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:08,751 Really? 15 00:03:08,918 --> 00:03:09,876 Well? 16 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:10,918 I'm going. 17 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:14,043 We haven't found your outfit yet. 18 00:03:15,043 --> 00:03:18,793 Is an outfit for Saturday all you're interested in, Mom? 19 00:03:19,001 --> 00:03:20,418 Don't be so aggressive. 20 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:23,418 Mom just wants you to look more feminine. 21 00:03:23,626 --> 00:03:25,918 - Who asked you? - Don't be so rude. 22 00:03:26,043 --> 00:03:27,126 Whatever! 23 00:03:27,293 --> 00:03:28,418 Leave her alone. 24 00:03:28,626 --> 00:03:32,418 No matter what you do, you'll still be my daughter. 25 00:03:32,793 --> 00:03:34,043 Great! 26 00:03:36,668 --> 00:03:39,418 I'll take this. It's my mother's treat! 27 00:03:40,126 --> 00:03:41,626 I'll take this, too. 28 00:03:42,293 --> 00:03:44,043 Your sister's weird. 29 00:04:17,876 --> 00:04:19,543 An aspirin, quick! 30 00:04:19,668 --> 00:04:21,543 My ears are bleeding, too. 31 00:04:21,793 --> 00:04:23,668 Makes a change from Cole Porter! 32 00:04:23,918 --> 00:04:24,793 You like him? 33 00:04:25,293 --> 00:04:26,668 I'm in a jazz group. 34 00:04:27,668 --> 00:04:29,293 I love jazz! 35 00:04:29,418 --> 00:04:31,793 I'm also studying engineering. 36 00:04:31,918 --> 00:04:33,043 And you? 37 00:04:33,418 --> 00:04:35,168 Me? Oh, I'm in college. 38 00:04:37,168 --> 00:04:40,168 These shoes hurt my feet. I'm sick of it! 39 00:04:40,293 --> 00:04:41,543 Let me see. 40 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:06,293 Alice... 41 00:05:07,543 --> 00:05:08,668 Let's go. 42 00:05:11,793 --> 00:05:13,418 Hélène, my sister. 43 00:05:14,918 --> 00:05:15,543 Pierre. 44 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:18,793 Pleased to meet you. 45 00:05:45,793 --> 00:05:47,043 I'll kill her! 46 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:59,043 No, I know! I'll drown her, then myself! 47 00:06:06,543 --> 00:06:08,293 Right, let's stay positive. 48 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:11,668 I'm a spoiled brat who's received so much love, 49 00:06:11,793 --> 00:06:14,543 so what if she steals my dream man? 50 00:06:19,293 --> 00:06:21,668 What're you talking about? I'm immortal! 51 00:06:22,793 --> 00:06:26,168 2 years later... 52 00:06:30,793 --> 00:06:31,918 How are you? 53 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:44,043 What're you doing? You're not ready yet? 54 00:06:44,168 --> 00:06:45,293 I'm coming. 55 00:06:45,793 --> 00:06:46,668 What is it? 56 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:50,668 You look so sad, it's hiding your beauty. 57 00:06:52,168 --> 00:06:53,543 Come on, hurry up. 58 00:06:55,293 --> 00:06:56,293 Yes, Dad. 59 00:07:01,418 --> 00:07:03,543 I wonder if life's worth living. 60 00:07:09,418 --> 00:07:10,668 For example? 61 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,168 And the smile of my sister in love. 62 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:43,043 10 years later... 63 00:07:43,293 --> 00:07:44,793 Here. Anything else? 64 00:07:46,043 --> 00:07:47,418 Free ride 65 00:08:17,293 --> 00:08:21,293 The present day... 66 00:08:57,418 --> 00:08:58,793 - Hello, Alice. - Hello. 67 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:01,418 Don't miss the Woody Allen retrospective. 68 00:09:06,626 --> 00:09:08,918 Pharmacist - the ideal job for a mother. 69 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,501 - Do the school run... - Go away when I want. 70 00:09:12,668 --> 00:09:15,793 And not be dependent on the husband I don't have! 71 00:09:16,001 --> 00:09:17,918 You're the boss from now on. 72 00:09:18,668 --> 00:09:20,876 I liked being the boss's daughter. 73 00:09:21,043 --> 00:09:22,918 I was happy here. 74 00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:25,043 I hope you will be, too. 75 00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:38,293 What if I'm not up to it? 76 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,626 Maybe Dad's wrong to trust me. 77 00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:49,168 Yes. You often mention him. I thought he was a relative of yours. 78 00:10:00,918 --> 00:10:04,168 Work and sex... 79 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:17,626 Oh, look. Magnificent! 80 00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,501 Let me just grab a cherry. 81 00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:22,043 Want one? 82 00:10:22,251 --> 00:10:23,626 No, thanks, darling. 83 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:27,001 There they are. 84 00:10:28,668 --> 00:10:30,168 How are you? 85 00:10:58,043 --> 00:10:59,543 How's business? 86 00:10:59,751 --> 00:11:02,043 I've nearly cut a deal with Forma. 87 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,043 Well done, Vincent. 88 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,418 Thanks. 89 00:11:06,293 --> 00:11:08,293 Have you been on vacation? 90 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:10,001 South Africa. 91 00:11:10,168 --> 00:11:12,043 For our 15th anniversary. 92 00:11:12,418 --> 00:11:15,251 - So, it's a lie, what they say? - What? 93 00:11:15,418 --> 00:11:17,751 - That marriage is hard. - Depends on luck. 94 00:11:17,918 --> 00:11:21,293 With Hélène, my life is like "Rhapsody in Blue"! 95 00:11:21,418 --> 00:11:24,918 With my ex, it was like the end of "Apocalypse Now"! 96 00:11:29,668 --> 00:11:31,126 Do not touch. Danger 97 00:11:56,918 --> 00:11:58,543 You have a bad cough. 98 00:11:58,751 --> 00:11:59,793 It'll go. 99 00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:02,293 Yes, straight to the bronchial tubes. 100 00:12:02,418 --> 00:12:06,293 Pneumonia always starts with a little cough, then... 101 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:07,751 Are you a doctor? 102 00:12:07,918 --> 00:12:11,501 No, but my daughter's a pharmacist. Go and see her. 103 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:14,293 She'll soon cure you of your pneumonia. 104 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:17,043 - Do you have a card? - I'll get it. 105 00:12:18,043 --> 00:12:19,126 Goal! 106 00:12:39,918 --> 00:12:41,418 What about Vincent? 107 00:12:41,626 --> 00:12:42,918 Not the right type. 108 00:12:43,168 --> 00:12:45,543 Why not? He's nice, very bright. 109 00:12:45,668 --> 00:12:46,918 Not his type. 110 00:12:47,043 --> 00:12:49,293 Have you seen your father? 111 00:12:49,418 --> 00:12:50,418 No. 112 00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:52,043 He's recruiting for Alice. 113 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,751 Again? He's unbelievable! 114 00:12:54,918 --> 00:12:56,876 He just wants me married off. 115 00:12:57,043 --> 00:12:59,626 Mom, he stole my business cards again. 116 00:12:59,876 --> 00:13:01,543 Please talk to him. 117 00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:04,126 He shouldn't, but we worry about you. 118 00:13:04,293 --> 00:13:06,543 Yes, we want to see you happy. 119 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,126 I am happy- 120 00:13:08,293 --> 00:13:09,793 Where has he got to? 121 00:13:09,918 --> 00:13:12,793 I want you to meet my friend, Vincent Bismuth. 122 00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,876 You have more single friends? 123 00:13:15,043 --> 00:13:17,001 I thought I'd tried 'em all! 124 00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:20,626 We were inseparable. Everyone took us for brothers. 125 00:13:20,793 --> 00:13:22,501 Give him my number now! 126 00:13:25,918 --> 00:13:27,626 I watched "Manhattan" again. 127 00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:29,668 It's so good. 128 00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:30,543 Sure. 129 00:13:30,668 --> 00:13:34,626 Why do you like Woody Allen? He's not the only funny guy. 130 00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,793 He makes me laugh the most. 131 00:13:37,168 --> 00:13:40,293 My dear, forgive me for butting in, 132 00:13:40,501 --> 00:13:44,418 but I thought that the film hadn't aged well. 133 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,793 - I fell asleep before the end. - I agree. 134 00:13:47,918 --> 00:13:50,751 It does go round in circles at the end. 135 00:13:52,918 --> 00:13:53,876 Forgive me. 136 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:57,751 The film hasn't aged - you must take more sleeping pills! 137 00:13:57,918 --> 00:14:00,793 No! Alcohol and pills don't go together. 138 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:05,751 Who is she? 139 00:14:05,918 --> 00:14:06,501 The... 140 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:10,043 No idea, sir. But she's very rude. 141 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,293 Alice OVITZ Pharmacist 142 00:14:29,543 --> 00:14:31,043 Wait, I'll go with you. 143 00:14:31,251 --> 00:14:32,751 I'll just get my coat. 144 00:14:32,918 --> 00:14:34,876 It's OK, I called a taxi. 145 00:14:35,043 --> 00:14:37,043 Did you get his license number? 146 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:41,626 What? I'm entitled to worry with all the things you hear. 147 00:14:41,918 --> 00:14:43,668 - Go on, then. - I'll call you. 148 00:14:46,001 --> 00:14:47,918 At last! I need to talk to you. 149 00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:49,293 Do you have to? 150 00:14:49,418 --> 00:14:50,543 What? 151 00:14:51,543 --> 00:14:53,876 That was the President of the Bar! 152 00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:56,001 Do I deserve the death penalty? 153 00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:58,251 Oh, it's easy for you, isn't it? 154 00:14:58,418 --> 00:15:01,043 - You're accountable to nobody. - Meaning? 155 00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:03,626 The pharmacy didn't fall in my lap. 156 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:06,543 See you on Monday. 157 00:15:07,043 --> 00:15:08,043 OK. 158 00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:10,626 Are all lawyers such ass lickers? 159 00:15:15,418 --> 00:15:17,376 I'm going to kill you! 160 00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:18,918 Yeah, kill me! 161 00:15:21,418 --> 00:15:22,501 Grow up! 162 00:15:37,168 --> 00:15:38,543 - Goodnight. - 'Night. 163 00:15:47,251 --> 00:15:50,043 - I'll wait with you. It's wiser. - No need. 164 00:15:50,793 --> 00:15:52,876 I'm used to going home alone. 165 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:54,418 It only takes one time... 166 00:15:54,626 --> 00:15:57,293 People today are tempted by serial killing. 167 00:15:57,501 --> 00:15:59,501 It's an easy route to celebrity. 168 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:00,918 You sound like my dad. 169 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:02,543 A charming man. 170 00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:04,251 You know him? 171 00:16:04,918 --> 00:16:06,543 We met at the party. 172 00:16:06,751 --> 00:16:08,793 Did he ask for your phone number? 173 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,626 No, he asked a guy with pneumonia. 174 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,001 Oh, right. 175 00:16:15,418 --> 00:16:17,668 Odd families aren't rare. 176 00:16:18,126 --> 00:16:19,793 You have one, too? 177 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,376 Mine are pathologically discreet. 178 00:16:22,543 --> 00:16:25,251 Grandma's 102, Grandpa's 106. 179 00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:28,876 Even God's forgotten about them. When He realizes, 180 00:16:29,168 --> 00:16:31,543 He'll take it out on my generation. 181 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:33,293 My name is Victor Blanc. 182 00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:34,543 Alice Ovitz. 183 00:16:34,668 --> 00:16:35,543 I know. 184 00:16:35,876 --> 00:16:38,251 Single pharmacist to be married off. 185 00:16:39,293 --> 00:16:40,543 Goodnight. 186 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,001 No! 187 00:16:50,793 --> 00:16:52,418 I'll take you home. 188 00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:59,126 Do you know the Taiebs, tonight's hosts? 189 00:16:59,293 --> 00:17:02,376 Not really. They're my brother-in-law's friends. 190 00:17:04,043 --> 00:17:05,168 DO you? 191 00:17:05,418 --> 00:17:06,543 Just business. 192 00:17:06,751 --> 00:17:07,918 You're in finance? 193 00:17:08,543 --> 00:17:10,793 No. I installed their alarms. 194 00:17:11,376 --> 00:17:13,293 You're "Do not touch. Danger"? 195 00:17:14,668 --> 00:17:17,793 Yes, it gives you an electric shock of 3,000 volts. 196 00:17:19,251 --> 00:17:21,668 Did you design the electric chair, too? 197 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,751 - So, you like Woody Allen? - Pardon? 198 00:17:25,918 --> 00:17:29,168 I saw your little number earlier. No laughing matter! 199 00:17:29,418 --> 00:17:31,418 He was talking nonsense. 200 00:17:31,668 --> 00:17:33,418 How do you know? 201 00:17:33,668 --> 00:17:35,543 Maybe the author would agree. 202 00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:36,668 No. 203 00:17:37,543 --> 00:17:39,168 OK, case dismissed. 204 00:17:40,418 --> 00:17:42,543 Funny, I've never seen his films. 205 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,418 Not one. 206 00:17:45,293 --> 00:17:47,043 What, never? 207 00:17:47,293 --> 00:17:48,293 No. 208 00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:51,918 - Never? - Otherwise clean record! 209 00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:55,418 Should I take you to the hospital? 210 00:17:58,293 --> 00:17:59,543 Why Woody Allen? 211 00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,168 Why, what? 212 00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:04,043 Why Woody Allen and not Charlie Chaplin? 213 00:18:04,418 --> 00:18:05,668 'Cause he's handsome. 214 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,418 OK, you won't answer. I respect that. 215 00:18:10,168 --> 00:18:11,793 Those parties bore me. 216 00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,418 Why do you 90'? 217 00:18:13,668 --> 00:18:15,293 For the wine. And you? 218 00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:19,418 I may have sold an alarm to your dad and the Plaza. 219 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:21,043 Why do you 90'? 220 00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:23,793 You said so before: to find a husband. 221 00:18:24,418 --> 00:18:25,793 Why get married? 222 00:18:26,043 --> 00:18:27,793 To stop going home by taxi. 223 00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:30,418 No, it's to stop being alone. 224 00:18:30,668 --> 00:18:33,293 But you will be. We all are. 225 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:35,418 What an optimist! 226 00:18:35,543 --> 00:18:36,918 No, a realist. 227 00:18:37,168 --> 00:18:39,043 Nothing lasts, especially love. 228 00:18:39,168 --> 00:18:40,418 Nothing lasts? 229 00:18:40,543 --> 00:18:42,043 Nothing, except death. 230 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:45,418 Oh, stop it. I'm sleeping alone tonight. 231 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:48,668 My happy family'd put color in your cheeks! 232 00:18:48,918 --> 00:18:51,043 I don't believe in happiness. 233 00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,918 It was invented by a guy with no business sense. 234 00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:56,918 I don't believe in unhappiness. 235 00:18:57,043 --> 00:18:59,168 I try, but I just can't. 236 00:19:04,293 --> 00:19:05,668 Want a lift? 237 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,418 You're quite unusual. 238 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:11,293 I know. It's the only art I managed to cultivate. Well? 239 00:19:11,543 --> 00:19:13,293 No, thanks. I'd rather walk. 240 00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:14,793 'Night. 241 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,043 No... 242 00:19:55,043 --> 00:19:56,043 It's Laura. 243 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:02,668 "Desire for order is a desire for death." Kundera. 244 00:20:05,293 --> 00:20:08,418 Fire the maid! Philosophical differences! 245 00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:09,418 Very funny. 246 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:13,043 Laura, tidy your room and stop this. 247 00:20:13,293 --> 00:20:15,418 You'd see clearer in a mess, Mom. 248 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:17,918 Just tidy your room. 249 00:20:18,043 --> 00:20:19,918 Tidy, tidy! 250 00:20:20,168 --> 00:20:21,793 I'll do the same tomorrow. 251 00:20:21,918 --> 00:20:24,543 The Habitat stool is dead. 252 00:20:25,168 --> 00:20:26,668 Who wants some tea? 253 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,043 Yes, please. 254 00:20:28,418 --> 00:20:29,543 No. 255 00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,418 What's going on? 256 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:37,168 Is it 'cause of her boyfriend? 257 00:20:37,293 --> 00:20:40,168 She won't even let us meet him. 258 00:20:40,918 --> 00:20:44,043 This rogues' gallery doesn't represent our values. 259 00:20:44,168 --> 00:20:45,918 Don't worry, she's strong. 260 00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:47,293 I'm not so sure. 261 00:20:49,043 --> 00:20:50,793 You're working too hard. 262 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,543 I have since she was born. 263 00:20:54,168 --> 00:20:55,793 It's all my fault. 264 00:20:56,543 --> 00:20:59,043 A trip to Brittany will perk us up. 265 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:42,793 - Hello, Mrs Gozlan. - Hello, Alice. 266 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:44,918 Going away this weekend? 267 00:21:45,043 --> 00:21:49,293 Who with? My two boys? One in the USA, the other in Belgium. 268 00:21:49,668 --> 00:21:51,418 Well, that's life. 269 00:21:52,543 --> 00:21:54,293 I'll send you on a trip. 270 00:22:01,168 --> 00:22:02,168 Try these. 271 00:22:02,793 --> 00:22:05,043 Thank you. You should get married. 272 00:22:11,793 --> 00:22:14,293 Hey, Taieb's electric alarm is playing up. 273 00:22:14,543 --> 00:22:16,043 The maid fainted. 274 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,043 Is it serious? Is she OK? 275 00:22:18,168 --> 00:22:19,293 Yeah, no problem. 276 00:22:19,543 --> 00:22:23,293 You'll be pleased though - you've got a new client. 277 00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,043 A private home? 278 00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:26,793 A pharmacy. 279 00:22:27,168 --> 00:22:28,043 Here... 280 00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:30,543 Ovitz, in the 4th district. 281 00:22:30,793 --> 00:22:31,918 What did you say? 282 00:22:32,168 --> 00:22:33,918 Ovitz. Know it? 283 00:22:34,043 --> 00:22:35,043 Yeah. 284 00:22:35,293 --> 00:22:37,543 A girl I walked home the other night. 285 00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:41,793 Things are going well! 286 00:22:42,043 --> 00:22:43,418 That's what you think. 287 00:22:43,793 --> 00:22:47,668 Compared to her, quantum mechanics is simplicity itself! 288 00:22:47,793 --> 00:22:50,293 Exactly. Keep it simple. 289 00:22:50,668 --> 00:22:51,793 For once. 290 00:23:17,293 --> 00:23:18,793 - You OK? - Great! 291 00:23:19,043 --> 00:23:21,918 I talk to myself, I wake up, thinking I'm dying, 292 00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:24,793 and I make my loved ones feel guilty. 293 00:23:24,918 --> 00:23:26,168 Otherwise fine. 294 00:23:26,418 --> 00:23:29,793 Incredible! My father has exactly the same symptoms. 295 00:23:30,043 --> 00:23:33,293 The top specialists all gave him the same verdict: 296 00:23:33,418 --> 00:23:34,918 "You're Jewish!" 297 00:23:35,293 --> 00:23:37,293 I'm not Jewish - I'm an atheist. 298 00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:39,043 That's very Jewish! 299 00:23:42,418 --> 00:23:45,668 I'm depressed. I need a pick-me-up. 300 00:23:52,918 --> 00:23:54,168 My treatment: 301 00:23:54,293 --> 00:23:57,543 Watch these to excess morning, noon, and night. 302 00:23:57,793 --> 00:24:00,043 If they don't help, come back. 303 00:24:02,168 --> 00:24:03,418 Is it true? 304 00:24:03,668 --> 00:24:06,668 You cured Mrs Fauvet's heartburn with Lubitsch? 305 00:24:06,918 --> 00:24:08,793 So they say, but hush! 306 00:24:09,043 --> 00:24:11,418 The local doctors don't approve. 307 00:24:11,793 --> 00:24:14,043 If it works, I'll send my friends. 308 00:24:14,168 --> 00:24:14,918 Thank you. 309 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:23,293 I suppose you don't have a prescription... 310 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,043 We can eat out without you buying my alarm. 311 00:24:26,293 --> 00:24:27,043 What? 312 00:24:27,168 --> 00:24:28,293 It was me. 313 00:24:28,793 --> 00:24:30,293 I called him. 314 00:24:30,668 --> 00:24:33,043 2 local pharmacies robbed this month. 315 00:24:33,168 --> 00:24:34,918 We already have an alarm. 316 00:24:35,168 --> 00:24:38,418 They did, too. You need one with chloroform. 317 00:24:38,668 --> 00:24:39,543 You had lunch? 318 00:24:39,668 --> 00:24:41,043 She doesn't eat. 319 00:24:41,168 --> 00:24:42,043 Chloroform? 320 00:24:42,168 --> 00:24:45,668 Let me explain. If there's a suspicious noise, 321 00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:48,043 the alarm releases chloroform. 322 00:24:48,168 --> 00:24:50,293 In 30 seconds, everyone's asleep. 323 00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:54,293 After electrocuting Taieb, you want to asphyxiate us? 324 00:24:54,418 --> 00:24:55,918 I have work to do. 325 00:24:56,043 --> 00:24:57,418 It's very different. 326 00:24:57,543 --> 00:24:59,668 Are you sure it's safe? 327 00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:01,793 You can't be sure of anything. 328 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:04,168 The red button rings my office. 329 00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:06,293 We respond within 10 minutes. 330 00:25:06,418 --> 00:25:07,793 Are you listening? 331 00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:08,668 Sure. 332 00:25:08,918 --> 00:25:10,793 Green triggers the chloroform. 333 00:25:10,918 --> 00:25:12,793 But beware, it's only 334 00:25:12,918 --> 00:25:16,418 in the front, so stay down behind the counter. 335 00:25:16,543 --> 00:25:20,293 It's ridiculous. I'll just give the takings to a thief. 336 00:25:21,293 --> 00:25:22,168 What? 337 00:25:22,418 --> 00:25:23,418 You smell good. 338 00:25:23,668 --> 00:25:25,168 That the best you can do? 339 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,043 I bought a film by your pal. 340 00:25:29,293 --> 00:25:30,918 Really? Which one? 341 00:25:31,168 --> 00:25:33,043 The one with "sex" in. 342 00:25:33,293 --> 00:25:34,293 Of course! 343 00:25:34,543 --> 00:25:36,043 And did you like it? 344 00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:39,043 I haven't watched it yet. Is it good? 345 00:25:39,168 --> 00:25:42,418 It may be a bit too subtle and demanding for you. 346 00:25:42,793 --> 00:25:45,293 Funny and moving would be lost on me? 347 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:47,168 Why did I say that? 348 00:25:47,293 --> 00:25:48,293 I'm sorry. 349 00:25:48,418 --> 00:25:49,793 Have you had lunch? 350 00:25:50,543 --> 00:25:54,918 Why did you say that? I don't know. And lunch with you? No. 351 00:25:56,043 --> 00:25:57,668 You won't eat with me? 352 00:25:58,293 --> 00:26:00,168 No. Sex maybe... 353 00:26:00,293 --> 00:26:02,668 Your father's right. You need to eat. 354 00:26:06,293 --> 00:26:07,043 Delicious. 355 00:26:07,168 --> 00:26:08,668 What'd you like now? 356 00:26:08,793 --> 00:26:10,293 Nothing you can give me. 357 00:26:11,043 --> 00:26:13,168 Dine with Woody Allen? You like him. 358 00:26:15,043 --> 00:26:17,293 A ride with him in Central Park... 359 00:26:18,293 --> 00:26:19,418 Done! 360 00:26:20,543 --> 00:26:23,168 Next to you, Louis XIV was a communist! 361 00:26:23,668 --> 00:26:25,543 Why do you like Allen? 362 00:26:27,043 --> 00:26:28,168 He speaks to me. 363 00:26:28,418 --> 00:26:29,418 To me, too. 364 00:26:29,543 --> 00:26:30,918 - Yeah? - I'm a fan. 365 00:26:31,043 --> 00:26:33,918 He's a great philosopher and Talmudist. 366 00:26:35,043 --> 00:26:38,543 He makes us more intelligent laughing than yawning. 367 00:26:42,168 --> 00:26:44,418 Why take photos of themselves? 368 00:26:44,668 --> 00:26:45,668 Like Cole Porter? 369 00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:48,043 It's so annoying. They look... 370 00:26:48,168 --> 00:26:49,793 I adore Cole Porter! 371 00:26:51,043 --> 00:26:52,293 Don't move. 372 00:28:47,918 --> 00:28:50,918 How did it go with Vincent? Do you like him? 373 00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:54,043 Yeah. Why didn't you introduce us before? 374 00:28:54,918 --> 00:28:56,168 He was married. 375 00:28:57,418 --> 00:29:00,168 Married? Why didn't he tell me? 376 00:29:00,418 --> 00:29:03,168 Maybe it's hard for him to talk about. 377 00:29:04,293 --> 00:29:06,543 - The alarm man's here. - Victor? 378 00:29:06,668 --> 00:29:09,668 I asked him to bring the invoice. 379 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:12,668 Good evening. 380 00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:15,418 - Set another place, Mom. - I have. 381 00:29:16,043 --> 00:29:17,793 - 'Evening. - Give me your... 382 00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:19,418 - I can't stay. - You must! 383 00:29:19,668 --> 00:29:23,668 She'd be better off with someone like that Victor. 384 00:29:25,168 --> 00:29:28,168 She may be original, but she's still your sister. 385 00:29:28,293 --> 00:29:29,793 Meaning? 386 00:29:29,918 --> 00:29:31,043 Vincent suits her. 387 00:29:31,293 --> 00:29:33,043 I have to make a call. 388 00:29:34,293 --> 00:29:37,918 Good you came. You'll see, we exude joy and serenity. 389 00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:39,668 Family serenity? 390 00:29:39,918 --> 00:29:42,043 A big mess snoozing, more like! 391 00:29:42,168 --> 00:29:43,418 We're heavy sleepers. 392 00:29:43,543 --> 00:29:45,418 Not eating with us, Laura? 393 00:29:45,668 --> 00:29:48,418 - I'm going out. - On a Friday night? 394 00:29:48,543 --> 00:29:49,543 See you! 395 00:29:50,168 --> 00:29:52,918 She has a good survival instinct. Let's go. 396 00:29:53,043 --> 00:29:54,418 Dinner's ready! 397 00:29:55,418 --> 00:29:58,043 Your mother has natural authority. 398 00:29:58,418 --> 00:30:00,168 Will she beat me if I'm bad? 399 00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:17,168 - Do you practice? - I'm an atheist. 400 00:30:17,293 --> 00:30:19,543 - You don't respect tradition? - No. 401 00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:22,918 It's just an illusion of eternity. 402 00:30:23,543 --> 00:30:25,418 I believe there's a start and an end. 403 00:30:26,793 --> 00:30:27,668 Right... 404 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:30,918 Let's enjoy our meal before the world ends! 405 00:30:32,293 --> 00:30:33,418 Not that, too! 406 00:30:33,793 --> 00:30:34,793 Nicole! 407 00:30:34,918 --> 00:30:36,168 What can I do? 408 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:37,918 Calm down, you two. 409 00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:40,043 Who's good with electricity? 410 00:30:40,543 --> 00:30:42,668 I think everyone's affected. 411 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:46,418 You can dine in the dark in Paris. 412 00:30:47,918 --> 00:30:49,418 - Should we start? - Let's eat. 413 00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:53,418 You used cardamom? 414 00:30:53,918 --> 00:30:55,543 - You don't like it? - I do. 415 00:30:55,668 --> 00:30:56,668 It's tasty. 416 00:30:57,418 --> 00:30:58,793 Do you cook? 417 00:30:59,293 --> 00:31:00,543 I get by. 418 00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:02,918 Hélène has no time to cook. 419 00:31:04,043 --> 00:31:06,793 She's a top lawyer. She's a killer. 420 00:31:08,293 --> 00:31:09,543 Are you happy? 421 00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:11,168 No! 422 00:31:11,293 --> 00:31:13,043 You don't like it there? 423 00:31:14,543 --> 00:31:18,293 I defend crooks who are victims of a rotten system 424 00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:21,293 while my daughter goes astray. 425 00:31:21,918 --> 00:31:24,418 Pull yourself together. Laura's fine. 426 00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:27,168 - Who wants some bread? - Yes, please. 427 00:31:27,543 --> 00:31:28,793 What do you do, Pierre? 428 00:31:28,918 --> 00:31:31,043 I'm in finance. I'm very happy. 429 00:31:31,793 --> 00:31:34,668 What? When we met, you wanted to be a musician. 430 00:31:40,043 --> 00:31:42,668 Victor was right, everyone was affected. 431 00:31:45,793 --> 00:31:48,043 What's wrong with Laura? You worry me. 432 00:31:48,168 --> 00:31:50,793 She's been seeing this boy for a year. 433 00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:52,543 - Achille. - Yes. 434 00:31:52,668 --> 00:31:55,168 Why won't she let us meet him? 435 00:31:55,293 --> 00:31:57,793 I'm sure he's very nice. 436 00:31:59,293 --> 00:32:01,793 20-year-olds don't drive SUVs. 437 00:32:02,793 --> 00:32:04,168 Why not? 438 00:32:04,918 --> 00:32:06,043 Listen... 439 00:32:07,543 --> 00:32:08,918 What if he's a dealer? 440 00:32:09,168 --> 00:32:10,918 - A dealer? - Yes, a dealer. 441 00:32:12,543 --> 00:32:14,793 No, he's just a poor little rich kid. 442 00:32:19,418 --> 00:32:21,043 Going without Hélène? 443 00:32:21,293 --> 00:32:23,168 I have a business meeting. 444 00:32:24,543 --> 00:32:25,793 She's going home alone? 445 00:32:25,918 --> 00:32:27,293 She knows. 446 00:32:28,668 --> 00:32:29,793 Thank you. 447 00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:31,168 Bye. 448 00:32:35,793 --> 00:32:37,418 Will you walk Alice home? 449 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:39,168 With pleasure. 450 00:32:42,668 --> 00:32:44,918 You never took your driving test? 451 00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:48,293 No. Walking and cycling stimulate my creativity. 452 00:32:48,668 --> 00:32:50,168 And my legs! 453 00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:52,543 So, Pierre cheats on Helene? 454 00:32:53,168 --> 00:32:55,043 He's not very classy. 455 00:32:55,168 --> 00:32:57,043 Such bourgeois banality! 456 00:32:58,543 --> 00:33:00,168 You never noticed? 457 00:33:05,168 --> 00:33:06,043 Hello? 458 00:33:06,293 --> 00:33:08,668 Hélène wasn't on form tonight. 459 00:33:09,168 --> 00:33:11,668 She's worried about Laura's boyfriend. 460 00:33:11,918 --> 00:33:13,793 Don't worry, it's nothing. 461 00:33:14,543 --> 00:33:17,918 I do worry. My daughter's unhappy - I worry. 462 00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:20,293 You "Yiddishe Mama", you! 463 00:33:21,918 --> 00:33:24,043 No-one's good at everything. 464 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,668 You have to choose between work and life. 465 00:33:26,793 --> 00:33:27,793 No way! 466 00:33:27,918 --> 00:33:30,543 Luckily her husband isn't old-fashioned. 467 00:33:30,793 --> 00:33:33,543 Don't try to do to her what you did to me. 468 00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:38,043 She said she wanted to look after her family more. 469 00:33:38,293 --> 00:33:39,293 No. 470 00:33:39,543 --> 00:33:41,293 She's just a bit tired. 471 00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:45,293 After two days in a kitchen, she'd get depressed. 472 00:33:46,793 --> 00:33:47,918 I'm on tranquilizers. 473 00:33:48,043 --> 00:33:50,668 Who'd have raised our girls with you working? 474 00:33:50,918 --> 00:33:52,668 We had no family to help us. 475 00:33:52,918 --> 00:33:54,668 We could've managed. 476 00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,668 I was a good lawyer. 477 00:33:56,918 --> 00:33:59,668 What would our life have been like? 478 00:33:59,918 --> 00:34:02,918 Helene works non-stop, Pierre cheats on her. 479 00:34:03,168 --> 00:34:05,543 Is that what you'd have wanted? 480 00:34:07,168 --> 00:34:08,793 Yes, Pierre! 481 00:34:09,043 --> 00:34:11,043 Your beloved son-in-law! 482 00:34:11,168 --> 00:34:12,668 He cheats on Hélène. 483 00:34:14,668 --> 00:34:16,543 Do you have any proof? 484 00:34:16,793 --> 00:34:18,543 Or are you just assuming it? 485 00:34:19,543 --> 00:34:21,918 It's normal to be wrong about loved ones. 486 00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:23,918 Everyone's complex. 487 00:34:25,418 --> 00:34:27,293 Even your banal brother-in-law. 488 00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:29,168 I don't want to be original. 489 00:34:29,293 --> 00:34:31,543 - So, why are you single? - I'm not. 490 00:34:31,668 --> 00:34:35,043 Good! You'll have a nice depressing life like Helene! 491 00:34:35,918 --> 00:34:38,543 At least I'm going for a ride. 492 00:34:39,418 --> 00:34:42,793 It's only worth doing if you ride as a couple, no? 493 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,043 He's not cheating on her. 494 00:34:49,668 --> 00:34:51,793 They love each other. It's obvious. 495 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:54,543 Why would he, huh? 496 00:34:54,918 --> 00:34:56,543 She's gorgeous. 497 00:34:56,918 --> 00:35:00,168 She's brilliant, intelligent, does Pilates. 498 00:35:00,918 --> 00:35:02,626 You know, 499 00:35:02,793 --> 00:35:05,668 the new version of yoga with added Kamasutra. 500 00:35:09,751 --> 00:35:11,376 I don't want to know. 501 00:35:11,918 --> 00:35:13,168 It's too painful. 502 00:36:15,918 --> 00:36:19,751 There's a problem with the current. Take a look. 503 00:36:19,918 --> 00:36:21,918 - Shunted the bypass? - Sure. 504 00:36:24,543 --> 00:36:26,668 - Ovitz's pharmacy! - Call the cops! 505 00:36:32,043 --> 00:36:34,168 And the cash! Hurry up! 506 00:36:35,043 --> 00:36:36,043 Take this, too. 507 00:36:36,293 --> 00:36:37,918 Breath pastilles. And... 508 00:36:39,793 --> 00:36:41,043 Hairspray! 509 00:36:44,168 --> 00:36:45,168 Watch out. 510 00:36:46,543 --> 00:36:47,668 Hello. 511 00:36:50,043 --> 00:36:52,668 A packet of sanitary napkins, please. 512 00:36:55,793 --> 00:36:57,168 No, XXL! 513 00:37:01,043 --> 00:37:02,543 And cough mixture. 514 00:37:04,793 --> 00:37:06,251 What's this shit? 515 00:37:19,501 --> 00:37:21,626 Think of his unhappy childhood! 516 00:37:22,168 --> 00:37:24,668 Take the Money & Run, Manhattan Murder Mystery, 517 00:37:24,793 --> 00:37:26,001 Bullets over Broadway. 518 00:37:26,293 --> 00:37:27,668 Come with me. 519 00:37:29,543 --> 00:37:31,168 Quick! 520 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:33,376 This way. 521 00:37:36,168 --> 00:37:37,043 Good luck. 522 00:37:37,168 --> 00:37:39,293 - Thank you very much. - Goodbye. 523 00:37:48,293 --> 00:37:49,543 Are you OK? 524 00:37:49,668 --> 00:37:51,418 You pushed the... 525 00:37:52,501 --> 00:37:53,418 Shit! 526 00:37:53,626 --> 00:37:55,001 The chloroform. 527 00:38:10,668 --> 00:38:12,293 Nice little place. 528 00:38:14,168 --> 00:38:16,001 It smells good. What is it? 529 00:38:16,376 --> 00:38:18,668 The candle. Tuberose. 530 00:38:20,376 --> 00:38:23,293 Here, put this behind your back. 531 00:38:23,626 --> 00:38:25,001 Lie down. 532 00:38:25,751 --> 00:38:26,918 OK? 533 00:38:27,251 --> 00:38:28,793 I'll make some tea. 534 00:38:31,751 --> 00:38:34,001 Don't stay, 'cause you half-killed me. 535 00:38:34,418 --> 00:38:36,418 It's your invention. 536 00:38:38,418 --> 00:38:41,918 Do you think you'll change that man's life with 3 DVDs? 537 00:38:43,168 --> 00:38:44,251 Yes. 538 00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:45,918 They changed mine. 539 00:38:47,668 --> 00:38:48,418 Not that one. 540 00:38:59,626 --> 00:39:00,793 Rosemary. 541 00:39:01,543 --> 00:39:03,168 You don't believe in God, 542 00:39:03,793 --> 00:39:05,376 but you do in plants. 543 00:39:06,168 --> 00:39:07,668 It develops my... 544 00:39:07,793 --> 00:39:09,418 ...creativity. I know. 545 00:39:09,626 --> 00:39:12,876 Don't justify yourself. You can wear pink shirts. 546 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:14,293 Hi, Mom. 547 00:39:14,501 --> 00:39:15,376 Pink shirts? 548 00:39:15,543 --> 00:39:17,668 What is it? What's wrong? 549 00:39:19,043 --> 00:39:20,418 You scared me. 550 00:39:25,626 --> 00:39:27,876 Laura doesn't need a babysitter. 551 00:39:28,043 --> 00:39:30,251 Of course you can go out. 552 00:39:30,418 --> 00:39:32,168 OK, bye, Mom. 553 00:39:33,501 --> 00:39:36,001 My family are so anxious! 554 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,918 Pierre and Hélène are away, Laura... 555 00:39:40,168 --> 00:39:41,376 Let's go. 556 00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:43,751 - Take your tools. - Where to? 557 00:39:46,001 --> 00:39:47,793 Come on, Isaac. 558 00:39:48,001 --> 00:39:50,043 Get up. Don't waste time. 559 00:39:51,418 --> 00:39:53,543 Where are my black sneakers? 560 00:39:53,668 --> 00:39:55,418 I'm not going. 561 00:39:55,543 --> 00:39:57,751 And you're going nowhere. 562 00:39:58,251 --> 00:39:59,418 Here they are. 563 00:40:05,293 --> 00:40:06,918 What'll you do now? 564 00:40:07,043 --> 00:40:09,168 Put shoe polish on your face? 565 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:12,751 My shades will suffice! 566 00:40:14,793 --> 00:40:15,918 Nicole! 567 00:40:22,293 --> 00:40:23,543 Taking its pulse? 568 00:40:24,293 --> 00:40:26,043 It's a great lock. 569 00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:29,793 I don't want the mechanism to suffer. 570 00:40:30,918 --> 00:40:32,793 Think it can feel pain? 571 00:40:42,126 --> 00:40:44,668 Turn that off! The neighbors might see... 572 00:41:00,001 --> 00:41:01,501 Find anything? 573 00:41:02,918 --> 00:41:04,376 It's a shoe. 574 00:41:05,626 --> 00:41:08,293 Don't look at it as if it's a family secret. 575 00:41:08,501 --> 00:41:10,376 This weapon's for walking? 576 00:41:24,876 --> 00:41:27,001 I like Grandma in the living room. 577 00:41:27,168 --> 00:41:28,543 It's not funny. 578 00:41:33,543 --> 00:41:34,876 She kept this quiet. 579 00:41:35,501 --> 00:41:36,793 Why? 580 00:41:38,043 --> 00:41:39,251 It'd suit you. 581 00:41:39,418 --> 00:41:40,418 Really? 582 00:41:42,293 --> 00:41:44,251 - What're you doing? - Trying it on. 583 00:41:44,418 --> 00:41:47,668 I never have time when I'm shopping. Now's the time. 584 00:42:00,001 --> 00:42:01,668 Full volume! She on coke? 585 00:42:01,793 --> 00:42:03,043 Cocaine! 586 00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:06,168 She gets veg from an organic kibbutz. 587 00:42:06,668 --> 00:42:07,918 Well? 588 00:42:09,251 --> 00:42:12,543 Interesting. She's hiding her tracks I'll find it. 589 00:42:12,668 --> 00:42:14,251 You'll find nothing. 590 00:42:14,751 --> 00:42:16,168 I'll check the study. 591 00:42:16,293 --> 00:42:18,543 I'll search his trouser pockets. 592 00:42:19,168 --> 00:42:20,043 Good idea. 593 00:43:26,501 --> 00:43:27,668 - Well? - No. You? 594 00:43:27,793 --> 00:43:28,793 No. 595 00:43:28,918 --> 00:43:30,043 It's stifling. 596 00:43:30,251 --> 00:43:32,293 Global warming starts here. 597 00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:46,001 If we find evidence he's cheating on her, what then? 598 00:43:46,168 --> 00:43:47,418 Quiet! 599 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,876 I can't see a thing. 600 00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:51,293 Hang on... 601 00:43:53,168 --> 00:43:54,668 Turn that light off! 602 00:43:54,793 --> 00:43:56,418 I'm a bit hungry. 603 00:43:57,751 --> 00:43:59,876 I'll make a club sandwich. 604 00:44:00,168 --> 00:44:03,043 Wow! Don't we look good? 605 00:44:03,168 --> 00:44:05,251 Where was it taken? 606 00:44:05,418 --> 00:44:07,043 In Corsica, I think. 607 00:44:07,251 --> 00:44:08,876 Want a club sandwich? 608 00:44:09,043 --> 00:44:11,168 You can't eat fatty food. 609 00:44:11,293 --> 00:44:14,793 You can't break into your daughter's house at night. 610 00:44:14,918 --> 00:44:16,751 Whatever. I'm investigating. 611 00:44:16,918 --> 00:44:18,793 Well, you investigate. 612 00:44:19,251 --> 00:44:20,918 I hope they have pickles. 613 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,001 I always forget that. 614 00:44:24,168 --> 00:44:26,418 I don't like it one little bit. 615 00:44:27,043 --> 00:44:29,168 You hide under beds! 616 00:44:30,418 --> 00:44:31,918 I want to hear what they say. 617 00:44:44,793 --> 00:44:47,043 What do you think of Victor? 618 00:44:47,918 --> 00:44:48,876 Well? 619 00:44:49,501 --> 00:44:52,668 It's too soon to say, but he's very handsome. 620 00:44:53,668 --> 00:44:56,043 Compared to that dermatologist, 621 00:44:56,418 --> 00:44:57,501 he's a Greek god! 622 00:44:58,168 --> 00:45:00,043 Yves - my, he was ugly! 623 00:45:02,251 --> 00:45:06,251 Yes, but he got rid of her verrucas. 624 00:45:06,793 --> 00:45:08,001 True. 625 00:45:11,293 --> 00:45:13,168 Isn't she a pretty kid? 626 00:45:13,751 --> 00:45:14,751 Look. 627 00:45:15,168 --> 00:45:16,918 Just like her mother. 628 00:45:17,501 --> 00:45:19,168 And that shipowner... 629 00:45:19,418 --> 00:45:21,126 Are they listing them? 630 00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:23,001 - Are there many? - No. 631 00:45:23,543 --> 00:45:25,001 The one who adored Alice? 632 00:45:26,168 --> 00:45:27,543 No, not the dentist. 633 00:45:28,001 --> 00:45:29,293 The shipowner. 634 00:45:29,876 --> 00:45:32,918 To look at you, you all seem so normal. 635 00:45:33,043 --> 00:45:34,668 Meaning? 636 00:45:35,168 --> 00:45:36,543 You're all crazy! 637 00:45:36,751 --> 00:45:38,418 Hey, that's enough! 638 00:45:38,543 --> 00:45:41,418 It's easy to criticize. I can criticize, too. 639 00:45:41,543 --> 00:45:43,043 Where's your family? 640 00:45:43,918 --> 00:45:45,501 Want to meet my mom? 641 00:45:45,793 --> 00:45:47,251 Yeah, sure. 642 00:45:47,418 --> 00:45:49,168 Are your brothers married? 643 00:45:49,293 --> 00:45:51,126 I have two sisters. 644 00:45:51,668 --> 00:45:54,626 There! I knew it. That explains it! 645 00:45:54,793 --> 00:45:56,126 - What? - Everything. 646 00:45:56,668 --> 00:45:57,918 What're you doing here? 647 00:45:59,376 --> 00:46:01,293 Same as you, but not in a bed. 648 00:46:02,918 --> 00:46:03,668 Find any clues? 649 00:46:04,168 --> 00:46:06,918 Mom, it's just not done! 650 00:46:07,043 --> 00:46:08,668 Your dad and I are worried. 651 00:46:08,793 --> 00:46:12,376 It's terribly hot in here. Who wants a drink? 652 00:46:12,543 --> 00:46:14,418 Or a club sandwich? 653 00:46:16,418 --> 00:46:18,001 It's not what you think. 654 00:46:20,168 --> 00:46:22,418 So, is he cheating on her or not? 655 00:46:23,626 --> 00:46:24,543 Yes. 656 00:46:29,751 --> 00:46:32,793 I feel so relieved. Mind you, I knew it. 657 00:46:33,418 --> 00:46:35,876 Has your mother been a drinker long? 658 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,376 Leave my family alone! 659 00:46:38,543 --> 00:46:41,918 What next? My father wears dresses! 660 00:46:42,168 --> 00:46:45,251 No, he wears his madness on his face, like you. 661 00:46:45,751 --> 00:46:47,626 You're not the most dangerous. 662 00:46:48,376 --> 00:46:50,293 Maybe the most interesting. 663 00:46:50,918 --> 00:46:52,168 Thanks! 664 00:46:54,168 --> 00:46:55,543 And your madness? 665 00:46:56,126 --> 00:46:57,793 I know nothing about you. 666 00:46:58,418 --> 00:47:01,043 But she must've been a real bitch... 667 00:47:05,418 --> 00:47:07,543 Why are all these people here? 668 00:47:07,668 --> 00:47:09,543 C'mon, I love being massaged! 669 00:47:09,668 --> 00:47:13,126 No, it's like having your head in the toilet! 670 00:47:13,293 --> 00:47:15,376 Stop making such a fuss! 671 00:47:20,376 --> 00:47:22,793 Isn't it supposed to do you good? 672 00:47:24,168 --> 00:47:26,751 They have ways of making you talk! 673 00:47:28,293 --> 00:47:29,793 Carole Bels... 674 00:47:30,043 --> 00:47:30,918 Who? 675 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,543 The bitch who left me for my best friend. 676 00:47:34,751 --> 00:47:35,793 Ouch! 677 00:47:36,168 --> 00:47:38,168 - Thanks. - It was great. 678 00:47:41,001 --> 00:47:43,168 How's your brother-in-law's clone? 679 00:47:43,918 --> 00:47:45,376 He's a dream! 680 00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:47,001 Handsome, kind... 681 00:47:47,168 --> 00:47:49,293 He likes art, he's athletic... 682 00:47:49,418 --> 00:47:51,168 I couldn't ask for more. 683 00:47:51,293 --> 00:47:52,751 He sounds like a god. 684 00:47:52,918 --> 00:47:53,918 Does he? 685 00:47:54,418 --> 00:47:55,543 Really? 686 00:47:56,251 --> 00:47:57,543 Careful... 687 00:47:58,043 --> 00:48:01,126 Gods don't love - they just let you love them. 688 00:48:12,376 --> 00:48:14,001 OK, I'm coming. 689 00:48:19,376 --> 00:48:22,293 - You came! - To kiss you before I leave. 690 00:48:22,501 --> 00:48:23,918 - When? - Tomorrow. 691 00:48:24,043 --> 00:48:25,043 Tomorrow?! 692 00:48:25,168 --> 00:48:26,293 For how long? 693 00:48:26,501 --> 00:48:27,543 A week. 694 00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:29,876 Come with me. 695 00:48:30,043 --> 00:48:32,793 But what would my customers do without me? 696 00:48:33,793 --> 00:48:37,043 As my wife, you won't have time to play nurse. 697 00:48:38,793 --> 00:48:40,001 Pharmacist! 698 00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:43,043 Sorry. Pharmacist, OK. 699 00:48:46,126 --> 00:48:47,501 It doesn't make sense. 700 00:48:48,376 --> 00:48:50,668 You don't leave this lying around. 701 00:48:51,001 --> 00:48:52,293 Why not? 702 00:48:52,918 --> 00:48:55,501 You're splitting hairs, as usual. 703 00:48:56,043 --> 00:48:57,376 Story of your life. 704 00:48:59,001 --> 00:49:00,293 Doesn't make sense. 705 00:49:03,918 --> 00:49:05,168 Thank you. 706 00:49:06,293 --> 00:49:07,501 Off you go. 707 00:49:08,918 --> 00:49:09,918 Hello. 708 00:49:10,043 --> 00:49:12,168 I've come for the chloroform canister. 709 00:49:12,918 --> 00:49:14,918 - Alice Ovitz? - Yes. 710 00:49:16,918 --> 00:49:18,293 Sign here, please. 711 00:49:19,751 --> 00:49:20,668 Thanks, bye. 712 00:49:21,751 --> 00:49:23,168 Back on Monday 713 00:49:25,418 --> 00:49:27,918 Cole Porter - not very original! 714 00:49:28,126 --> 00:49:29,793 I think it's sweet. 715 00:49:30,543 --> 00:49:33,043 Makes me feel like shopping. Coming? 716 00:49:33,626 --> 00:49:35,793 When you're happy, you go shopping? 717 00:49:36,876 --> 00:49:38,043 Yes, Arthur? 718 00:49:38,751 --> 00:49:40,001 Yeah, I'm on my way. 719 00:49:43,168 --> 00:49:44,543 I'll call you back. 720 00:49:44,751 --> 00:49:46,251 Your little secret? 721 00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:48,168 It's not what you think. 722 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:50,168 OK, so, I'm not your type... 723 00:49:50,543 --> 00:49:53,793 It's not mine! Are we going shopping or what? 724 00:49:58,418 --> 00:49:59,501 Coming. 725 00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:00,543 Charline?! 726 00:50:18,668 --> 00:50:21,168 I won't stop work to raise kids. 727 00:50:21,626 --> 00:50:22,793 Will we have many? 728 00:50:23,001 --> 00:50:26,501 I love my work. It's very important to me. 729 00:50:26,668 --> 00:50:30,251 Who says you have to stop? You're the boss, you decide. 730 00:50:31,793 --> 00:50:32,918 Do you like that? 731 00:50:35,918 --> 00:50:37,501 You can do both. 732 00:50:52,876 --> 00:50:54,043 Nice voice. 733 00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:55,918 That the best you can do? 734 00:51:15,668 --> 00:51:18,918 Just a sec. There's a call waiting. I'll phone you back. 735 00:51:20,543 --> 00:51:22,168 Can you hear me? 736 00:51:22,376 --> 00:51:23,543 I can't speak loud. 737 00:51:23,751 --> 00:51:27,293 Meet me at Le Château Hotel. Immediately! 738 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:30,043 Right now? What's going on? 739 00:51:30,918 --> 00:51:32,293 You have my number? 740 00:51:32,418 --> 00:51:34,418 I have your fax, email, and cellphone. 741 00:51:34,626 --> 00:51:37,126 Your father's very thoughtful. 742 00:51:39,418 --> 00:51:40,543 Where are you? 743 00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:41,793 On the toilet. 744 00:51:41,918 --> 00:51:43,668 Ever read "Belle du Seigneur"? 745 00:51:45,043 --> 00:51:47,293 Enough already! I'll be right there. 746 00:51:47,876 --> 00:51:48,543 Be quick. 747 00:51:53,293 --> 00:51:55,043 I had a meeting here 748 00:51:55,168 --> 00:51:57,543 to show the hotel my paralyzing alarm. 749 00:51:57,668 --> 00:52:00,293 At their age, the guests don't need it! 750 00:52:00,418 --> 00:52:03,043 - Let me finish. - Why are we hiding? 751 00:52:03,168 --> 00:52:05,418 'Cause of you, I forgot my keys. 752 00:52:05,626 --> 00:52:07,876 I saw them arm in arm... 753 00:52:08,043 --> 00:52:09,126 Pierre! 754 00:52:10,043 --> 00:52:12,043 Your idol with that lady. 755 00:52:13,543 --> 00:52:14,918 I don't understand. 756 00:52:15,668 --> 00:52:17,876 Who's that woman with him? 757 00:52:18,543 --> 00:52:20,376 He said he was out of town. 758 00:52:20,668 --> 00:52:24,251 A doctor and a sheep shouldn't go together, but they did. 759 00:52:24,418 --> 00:52:26,626 Why mention that film now? 760 00:52:26,793 --> 00:52:28,418 She's Pierre's sheep. 761 00:52:28,543 --> 00:52:32,293 Who knows why he's attracted to a woman like that? 762 00:52:32,418 --> 00:52:35,251 Love and sex can be very mysterious. 763 00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:36,668 Yet it's... 764 00:53:03,418 --> 00:53:06,168 I knew something was wrong with that card. 765 00:53:06,918 --> 00:53:09,626 You hid it so I wouldn't be hurt? 766 00:53:10,793 --> 00:53:11,876 Yes. 767 00:53:13,501 --> 00:53:16,001 I'll get my keys. I won't be long. 768 00:53:27,043 --> 00:53:28,293 Mom... 769 00:53:29,168 --> 00:53:30,668 - Come in. - What...? 770 00:53:30,793 --> 00:53:32,793 - I'll put her to bed. - Mom? 771 00:53:33,668 --> 00:53:34,876 Are you OK? 772 00:53:36,668 --> 00:53:37,668 Well? 773 00:53:39,293 --> 00:53:41,501 She won't face up to the problem. 774 00:53:42,251 --> 00:53:44,043 She won't get help. 775 00:53:44,751 --> 00:53:46,751 - I should go. - No, stay. 776 00:53:48,918 --> 00:53:50,668 How is it possible, Dad? 777 00:53:51,543 --> 00:53:55,418 It started as social drinking. We went to a lot of parties. 778 00:53:55,626 --> 00:53:56,918 Then... 779 00:53:57,043 --> 00:54:01,418 I guess old wounds rose to the surface. 780 00:54:04,293 --> 00:54:05,418 Darling... 781 00:54:06,001 --> 00:54:07,043 Dad... 782 00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:18,168 You once asked why Woody Allen mattered to me. 783 00:54:20,168 --> 00:54:23,543 At 15, I thought Cole Porter was a brand of jeans! 784 00:54:24,126 --> 00:54:25,168 Really? 785 00:54:25,668 --> 00:54:27,543 He showed me the truth. 786 00:54:27,876 --> 00:54:29,168 What truth? 787 00:54:29,418 --> 00:54:32,126 The one you can touch with your eyes closed. 788 00:54:32,293 --> 00:54:33,418 I understand. 789 00:54:35,043 --> 00:54:37,001 You can belong to a group 790 00:54:37,668 --> 00:54:39,626 whilst remaining apart but... 791 00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:42,876 my mother, my sister, that woman at the hotel... 792 00:54:43,043 --> 00:54:44,376 He didn't tell me that. 793 00:54:44,543 --> 00:54:46,876 I wasn't prepared for it. 794 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:48,543 I understand. 795 00:54:49,168 --> 00:54:50,751 That the best you can do? 796 00:55:06,293 --> 00:55:07,543 You're wrong. 797 00:55:07,668 --> 00:55:09,376 He did prepare you for it. 798 00:55:09,626 --> 00:55:11,876 His movies are all about that. 799 00:55:12,043 --> 00:55:15,418 Couples who fight, who love each other, who cheat... 800 00:55:15,543 --> 00:55:17,043 Life. 801 00:55:18,001 --> 00:55:21,626 Your dreams are banal. Reality offers better than that. 802 00:55:21,918 --> 00:55:24,793 I told you I'm not looking for originality. 803 00:55:25,001 --> 00:55:28,001 My dreams may be banal, but I believe in them. 804 00:55:28,251 --> 00:55:32,918 Apart from your doors, alarms, and locks, what do you believe in? 805 00:57:09,418 --> 00:57:11,293 I didn't see what was there. 806 00:57:11,918 --> 00:57:13,418 I don't have that talent. 807 00:57:20,043 --> 00:57:21,918 It's time I had some. 808 00:57:45,251 --> 00:57:46,418 You're a darling! 809 00:57:49,043 --> 00:57:51,293 Don't forget the olives. 810 00:57:51,626 --> 00:57:53,001 One more lap. 811 00:57:55,668 --> 00:57:57,043 Come on, run. 812 00:57:57,918 --> 00:57:59,501 The worst is over. 813 00:58:26,626 --> 00:58:29,001 I'll get the young lady's coffee. 814 00:58:31,793 --> 00:58:33,543 Here are your DVDs. 815 00:58:43,918 --> 00:58:46,168 Thanks, I don't need them anymore. 816 00:58:46,876 --> 00:58:48,251 Keep them. 817 00:58:48,918 --> 00:58:49,918 Thanks. 818 00:58:52,043 --> 00:58:53,418 Coffee? 819 00:58:53,668 --> 00:58:54,543 Sure. 820 00:58:58,543 --> 00:58:59,918 Where do we meet? 821 00:59:00,418 --> 00:59:01,501 Where? 822 00:59:02,126 --> 00:59:03,376 Spell it. 823 00:59:04,626 --> 00:59:05,668 8 PM. 824 00:59:06,168 --> 00:59:08,793 You look beautiful. Perfect! 825 00:59:09,001 --> 00:59:10,168 Love you. 826 00:59:10,376 --> 00:59:11,751 There's no alcohol. 827 00:59:11,918 --> 00:59:13,751 There's grapefruit juice. 828 00:59:17,418 --> 00:59:18,793 A tonic? 829 00:59:19,126 --> 00:59:20,251 I'm off. 830 00:59:20,418 --> 00:59:23,293 I don't like you going out on a Friday night. 831 00:59:23,501 --> 00:59:27,418 It's an exception. We're celebrating our first anniversary. 832 00:59:28,543 --> 00:59:30,168 What's that watch? 833 00:59:30,543 --> 00:59:31,918 A gift from Achille. 834 00:59:32,251 --> 00:59:34,126 - Give it back. - What? 835 00:59:34,293 --> 00:59:36,543 Don't accept such valuable gifts. 836 00:59:37,001 --> 00:59:38,293 If you insist, Mom. 837 00:59:38,918 --> 00:59:40,043 'Evening. 838 00:59:40,168 --> 00:59:41,293 Have fun. 839 00:59:41,501 --> 00:59:42,918 Not too late now. 840 00:59:44,293 --> 00:59:47,793 - What? - Don't you see she's in trouble? 841 00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:50,501 This Achille seems very nice. 842 00:59:50,668 --> 00:59:52,126 Have you met him? 843 00:59:52,293 --> 00:59:53,168 - No. - Well, then! 844 00:59:53,293 --> 00:59:56,293 We haven't met him, Nicole! 845 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,543 What? 846 00:59:57,668 --> 01:00:00,918 Helene thinks he's a dealer 'cause of his SUV. 847 01:00:01,251 --> 01:00:03,793 He must be a bit older than her. 848 01:00:06,168 --> 01:00:08,793 An old pervert! I hadn't thought of that. 849 01:00:09,043 --> 01:00:11,751 - C'mon... - That takes the biscuit! 850 01:00:12,376 --> 01:00:14,168 I think I'm needed in the kitchen. 851 01:00:18,418 --> 01:00:19,543 Thanks! 852 01:00:22,876 --> 01:00:24,126 Everything's fine. 853 01:00:28,168 --> 01:00:29,043 Hélène! 854 01:00:29,668 --> 01:00:31,376 Let's take a look at the pervert. 855 01:00:31,543 --> 01:00:32,668 What're you doing? 856 01:00:36,376 --> 01:00:37,293 There! 857 01:00:37,418 --> 01:00:38,876 We'll take your car. 858 01:00:45,043 --> 01:00:46,918 It's hot in your car. 859 01:00:47,293 --> 01:00:49,293 It's like your place - an oven. 860 01:00:49,626 --> 01:00:52,376 There's a problem with the central heating. 861 01:00:52,543 --> 01:00:54,168 But how do you know? 862 01:00:54,793 --> 01:00:56,418 Just saying. Want some? 863 01:00:56,793 --> 01:00:58,126 No, thanks. 864 01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:05,918 That's mine! Where did you find it? 865 01:01:08,126 --> 01:01:09,418 I can explain. 866 01:01:09,918 --> 01:01:13,376 Victor and I went there to see if Pierre was unfaithful. 867 01:01:13,751 --> 01:01:15,543 - What? - We found nothing. 868 01:01:16,376 --> 01:01:17,751 You broke in? 869 01:01:17,918 --> 01:01:19,876 Yes, but we were worried sick. 870 01:01:20,168 --> 01:01:21,543 Who's "We"? 871 01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:22,918 Us and our parents. 872 01:01:24,501 --> 01:01:27,918 You lot are crazy! That's a disgusting thing to do! 873 01:01:28,293 --> 01:01:29,918 Like you two and a whore! 874 01:01:34,626 --> 01:01:37,668 Don't tell me our parents saw us at hotel! 875 01:01:37,876 --> 01:01:40,626 Not our parents - Victor and me. 876 01:01:42,543 --> 01:01:43,918 How could you? 877 01:01:44,126 --> 01:01:46,293 What about you? 878 01:01:46,626 --> 01:01:48,168 SP3/ing on Laura! 879 01:01:48,293 --> 01:01:51,001 But Laura's my daughter! She's a minor! 880 01:01:51,168 --> 01:01:53,418 You're their daughter. It's the same. 881 01:01:55,918 --> 01:01:57,626 I was so shocked. 882 01:01:59,168 --> 01:02:01,418 - I shocked you? - Yes. 883 01:02:02,668 --> 01:02:05,126 You don't even dare live with anyone! 884 01:02:05,293 --> 01:02:06,918 I'm talking about morals. 885 01:02:07,043 --> 01:02:09,543 That was my own private Idaho. 886 01:02:09,668 --> 01:02:11,668 You had no right, do you hear? 887 01:02:16,043 --> 01:02:17,543 It's your life. 888 01:02:17,751 --> 01:02:19,918 I'm not happy with your happiness. 889 01:02:23,043 --> 01:02:24,418 You know what? 890 01:02:25,543 --> 01:02:27,668 I think it's for your own good. 891 01:02:32,626 --> 01:02:34,168 Hélène, wait! 892 01:02:36,668 --> 01:02:41,293 We're sisters. We'll make up in the end, so let's do it now. 893 01:02:55,418 --> 01:02:57,126 What about you and Vincent? 894 01:02:58,501 --> 01:02:59,793 I don't know. 895 01:03:00,501 --> 01:03:01,793 And Victor? 896 01:03:02,251 --> 01:03:04,543 Victor? Don't talk nonsense! 897 01:03:04,668 --> 01:03:06,418 - What? - Nonsense! 898 01:03:06,543 --> 01:03:08,543 Why? Victor's great! 899 01:03:08,751 --> 01:03:10,043 Yes, but... 900 01:03:10,168 --> 01:03:11,168 Get down! 901 01:03:12,793 --> 01:03:13,751 What's he like? 902 01:03:13,918 --> 01:03:16,168 I didn't see him. I'll follow them. 903 01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,918 No! You're crazy. If she sees you, she'll kill you! 904 01:03:20,668 --> 01:03:22,626 Why does Laura terrorize me so? 905 01:03:22,793 --> 01:03:24,793 Stop freaking out. 906 01:03:25,168 --> 01:03:26,793 Just don't lose touch. 907 01:03:26,918 --> 01:03:29,793 Oh, I won't make the same mistake twice. 908 01:03:33,043 --> 01:03:34,251 Look! 909 01:03:34,418 --> 01:03:36,168 - What? - Look. 910 01:04:07,418 --> 01:04:08,543 They're so cute! 911 01:04:08,668 --> 01:04:09,793 Yeah. 912 01:04:14,793 --> 01:04:16,043 I was silly. 913 01:04:22,668 --> 01:04:25,168 - Is it finished? - Looks like it. 914 01:04:25,376 --> 01:04:26,918 What's special about it? 915 01:04:27,543 --> 01:04:28,501 Nothing. 916 01:04:28,668 --> 01:04:29,793 It works. 917 01:04:31,293 --> 01:04:32,501 Good. 918 01:04:59,876 --> 01:05:01,876 Call a locksmith, not me. 919 01:05:03,751 --> 01:05:05,668 I can try and help, but... 920 01:05:06,418 --> 01:05:08,418 OK, I'm on my way. 921 01:05:09,168 --> 01:05:10,293 Alright. 922 01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:19,668 - Someone's inside? - It's been 40 minutes. 923 01:05:19,876 --> 01:05:21,418 How did it happen? 924 01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,876 The lock's been tampered with. 925 01:05:24,043 --> 01:05:26,001 You're the third locksmith. 926 01:05:26,168 --> 01:05:27,668 What amateurs! 927 01:05:27,876 --> 01:05:29,876 Let's call the fire department. 928 01:05:30,168 --> 01:05:32,251 You called me. Let me try. 929 01:05:35,918 --> 01:05:37,918 It looks complicated. 930 01:05:42,751 --> 01:05:45,043 They sure weren't pros! 931 01:05:48,918 --> 01:05:50,418 - Alice Ovitz? - Yes. 932 01:05:51,418 --> 01:05:52,918 Sign here, please. 933 01:05:55,751 --> 01:05:57,126 Thanks. Bye. 934 01:06:02,043 --> 01:06:06,543 "The Orient Express departs at 9 PM for Venice. Your gondola awaits." 935 01:06:17,376 --> 01:06:20,293 Venice, the standard destination for lovers. 936 01:06:37,918 --> 01:06:40,793 I brought your DVD back. I didn't like it. 937 01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:45,001 A doctor who falls in love with a sheep. Ridiculous! 938 01:06:46,376 --> 01:06:47,418 Anyway... 939 01:06:47,918 --> 01:06:49,626 It's my favorite film. 940 01:06:50,293 --> 01:06:52,293 I love that sheep, too. 941 01:06:59,001 --> 01:07:01,043 Gondolas make me seasick. 942 01:08:23,668 --> 01:08:25,626 Alice, I'm at the Plaza. 943 01:08:26,001 --> 01:08:28,293 I was with Woody Allen in his room. 944 01:08:28,543 --> 01:08:31,251 Get over here fast before he leaves. 945 01:08:31,543 --> 01:08:32,793 Right now? 946 01:08:33,543 --> 01:08:34,918 Alright. 947 01:08:35,668 --> 01:08:37,293 I'm on my way. 948 01:08:38,043 --> 01:08:40,626 Woody Allen's at the Plaza with Victor. 949 01:08:40,793 --> 01:08:42,418 He told me to go there. 950 01:08:43,668 --> 01:08:44,918 How can I help you? 951 01:08:45,126 --> 01:08:46,918 Go right away! 952 01:08:47,168 --> 01:08:50,543 It may be your only chance to meet him. 953 01:08:50,793 --> 01:08:52,293 Yes, you're right. 954 01:08:53,168 --> 01:08:54,668 What'll I say to him? 955 01:08:54,876 --> 01:08:58,793 You'll see, but hurry. He won't wait forever! 956 01:09:01,168 --> 01:09:03,668 That I love him? We've nothing in common! 957 01:09:03,793 --> 01:09:05,918 Isn't he a bit too old for you? 958 01:09:06,626 --> 01:09:08,293 You can't go like that. 959 01:09:13,043 --> 01:09:15,668 - You're beautiful! - Now run along. 960 01:09:17,168 --> 01:09:18,168 Thanks! 961 01:09:18,626 --> 01:09:20,876 - How do I get there? - On this. 962 01:09:21,043 --> 01:09:22,293 Hurry! 963 01:10:10,918 --> 01:10:12,043 GK, Aunty? 964 01:10:12,168 --> 01:10:13,668 Yes. Why're you here? 965 01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:15,168 I'm with Achille. 966 01:10:27,293 --> 01:10:29,418 He just ran a red light! 967 01:10:29,668 --> 01:10:31,168 Ahmed knows the President. 968 01:10:32,418 --> 01:10:34,168 Achille's a part-time chauffeur. 969 01:10:34,293 --> 01:10:36,168 Ahmed gives us lots of gifts. 970 01:10:36,293 --> 01:10:37,293 Cool! 971 01:10:38,668 --> 01:10:41,668 - And I give him guitar lessons. - Great! 972 01:11:01,418 --> 01:11:02,668 Thanks! 973 01:11:05,918 --> 01:11:09,043 You just missed him. Why didn't you take a taxi? 974 01:11:09,168 --> 01:11:10,918 - I love you angry! - Pity... 975 01:11:11,043 --> 01:11:13,418 And your little sheep's face! 976 01:12:13,293 --> 01:12:14,543 But that's... 977 01:12:15,168 --> 01:12:16,543 ...the best I can do! 978 01:17:22,168 --> 01:17:24,543 Subtitling: Eclair Group - Paris 979 01:17:27,543 --> 01:17:31,543 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 63863

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