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Get ready to match the stars -
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jerry ferrara...
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Constance zimmer...
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Chris sullivan...
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Caroline rhea...
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Ross mathews...
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And dascha polanco --
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as we play our special star-studded
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58th episode celebration of "match game."
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and here's the host of "match game" for 58 episods
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and counting, alec baldwin!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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♪
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[ noisemakers blowing ]
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thank you. I'm your host,
alec baldwin, and welcome to our
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58th episode extravaganza!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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that's right.
It's our great 58th.
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And tonight's celebration
is being broadcast across
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all 58 states...
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[ laughter ]
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...And being watched by
all 58 of our viewers
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across america.
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Our lovely new york skyline
ladies have a special gift
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for our panelists...
Oh.
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...That I'm sure that you'll all
cherish for the next 58 minutes.
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[ laughter ]
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the ladies -- don't
the ladies look amazing?
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[ cheers and applause ]
oh, thank you.
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-I've never worn a sash.
-Thank you so much.
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-How do you put it on?
-Aah!
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-Thank you so much.
-We were going to have someone
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dressed as
the new york city subway,
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but she broke down in queens.
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[ laughter, applause ]
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happy 58th, everybody.
Thank you so much.
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Thank you so much.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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let's say hello
to our celebrities.
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Caroline rhea is here!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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no!
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[ noisemaker blows ]
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oh.
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I got you
a little gift.
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It's kind of a wand,
and it's kind of a microphone.
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It has my picture on it.
I love it.
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I love it.
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Wow!
[ laughs ]
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I'm gonna use
both mics today.
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Ross mathews is here!
Hi!
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[ cheers and applause ]
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hi, everybody.
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Mwah.
You know, alec,
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I've actually used
two mics at once, too.
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[ laughter ]
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yes, ross! Yes!
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You're a judge on
"rupaul's drag race."
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mm-hmm. Yes, I am.
Yes, let's hear it.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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what should we do
if a cat fight breaks out
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among these drama queens?
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Uh, jerry, caroline --
lip sync for their lives
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right here, right now.
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That's what we do.
Fantastic.
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The lovely dascha polanco
is here.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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[ noisemakers blow ]
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dascha, so happy
to have you
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on our 58th episode
extravaganza.
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I found out that, before acting,
you were studying nursing.
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Yes.
Can I rely on you
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to give me cpr at any time
during the show?
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Standing or on the floor?
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Oh!
Constance: Oh!
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Hey!
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Let's party on and meet
tonight's players.
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I want to have a party just so
you can be the life of it.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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julie and john.
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I can't believe it!
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Hi!
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Awesome!
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John, what do you
do for work?
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Alec, I retired from
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the new york city
fire department.
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I did 21 years
in the fire department.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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thank you.
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[ new york accent ]
fantastic.
Yeah.
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And my main job now
is I watch my grandson,
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who lives
right up the block.
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And every day I see him,
I'm so blessed.
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I always say,
"I can't believe it!"
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'cause he's the best thing that
ever happened to me.
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[ normal voice ] fantastic.
That's fantastic.
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Oh, my god.
That's so sweet.
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Now, which requires
more fortitude --
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scaling a burning building
or chasing after a 3-year-old?
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Stop. I already
know the answer.
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Yes, you do.
Yes, you do.
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Julie, tell me
about yourself.
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I come from a big family.
My dad is one of eight.
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And when my grandparents --
when they were done
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raising all of those kids,
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they actually moved to
a nudist colony.
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So going to visit them
was like a crazy safari.
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And, you know,
the men would be in
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football jerseys
and no pants,
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and the women would be
in just shawls.
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And, yeah,
it was pretty awesome.
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Walking around in
a football jersey
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with no pants on -- I call
that Thursday, julie.
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[ laughter ]
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now let's play the 58th episode
of "match game."
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let's do it!
[ cheers and applause ]
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each of you...
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Do you want me
to hold my wand?
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No, you hold my wand.
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Each of you will get
two questions to try
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to match as many of
our six stars as possible.
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Whoever matches more
goes on to play super match,
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for a chance to win
more than $25,000.
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[ cheers and applause ]
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julie, we'll start with you.
Do you want question a or b?
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Let's go with b.
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B. Okay.
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Solid choice.
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This is a monitor match.
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There's a new lingerie store
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for women with three boobs
called ménage à bra.
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-Wow. Wow.
-Wow.
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Even women with two boobs
love the three-cup bras
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because it gives them
a place to keep their blank.
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Ooh.
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There's a new lingerie
store for women
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with three boobs called
ménage à bra.
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Exhibit a over here.
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Even women with two boobs
love the three-cup bras
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because it gives them
a place to keep their blank.
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Thanks for
addressing me.
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No. I -- no.
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Even women
with two boobs.
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Even. Even.
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Who's in?
Everybody's in.
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[ cheers and applause ]
alright.
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There's a new lingerie store
for women with three boobs
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called ménage à bra.
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Even women with two boobs love
the three-cup bras
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because it gives them
a place to keep their...
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Makeup.
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Makeup. Makeup.
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Makeup.
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Jerry?
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What's going in
that third cup, jerry?
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[ laughter ]
well...
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I thought it would be
a really good moment for
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social media if you had
three boobs, so the phone.
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The phone.
Put your phone in there.
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Oh, alright.
Yeah.
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-The phone.
-Post the selfies.
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Constance.
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I, too, felt like
this is something
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that a three-boobed girl
cannot be without.
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A phone.
Phone.
Yeah, a phone.
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[ buzzer ]
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chris.
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You know, at first,
I thought, depending on,
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uh, biological size,
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that it'd be a good place
for a sack lunch.
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A sack lunch?
But...
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But what I said
was cellphone.
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[ buzzer ]
phone.
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I didn't
think of that.
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Caroline rhea.
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I have up to six boobs
depending on the bra.
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[ laughter ]
and...
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But I said phone.
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Phone. Phone.
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-I didn't think of it.
-Phone. Phone. Phone.
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We're looking
for makeup, ross.
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You got a three-cup bra.
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What are you putting in that
third cup, ross?
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I mean, I'm not
exactly a boob man,
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so I don't...
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[ laughter ]
I don't know.
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I said keys.
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Keys. Keys.
Sorry. Keys.
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Dascha, what are you putting in
your third bra cup?
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What we all want
to put in there.
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Cash.
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Cash.
Hello!
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Cash.
[ buzzer ]
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that's actually
really smart.
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That's zero for you, julie.
I'm very sorry.
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Alright, john,
it's your turn.
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Thank you.
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This is also
a monitor match.
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Move over,
"breakfast at tiffany's."
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there's a new romantic comedy
called "breakfast at timothy's."
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[ laughter ]
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the lead character doesn't
just find true love.
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He also finds blank
at the bottom of the bathtub.
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[ audience "ohh"s ]
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move over,
"breakfast at tiffany's."
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there's a new romantic comedy
called "breakfast at timothy's."
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the lead character,
who I assume is
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this idiotic-looking fellow
over here,
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just doesn't find true love.
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He also finds blank
at the bottom of the tub.
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And who's in?
Who's not in?
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Jerry's in.
Constance.
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Oh, it's just --
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what's always at the bottom
of the tub, constance?
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Come on.
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I mean, at my house?
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Yeah, here we go. Ready?
Everybody's in?
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Okay, great. Now, john, move
over, "breakfast at tiffany's."
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there's a new romantic comedy
called "breakfast at timothy's."
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the lead character doesn't
just find true love.
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He also finds blank
at the bottom of the tub.
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Well, looking at that picture,
I'm going with milk.
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Milk?
Yes, sir.
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Milk. Milk.
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I was gonna say
a third boob.
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[ laughter ]
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what's at the bottom
of the tub, jerry?
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[ sighs ]
that's a good answer.
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I went with marshmallows.
Marshmallows.
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Your answer's way better,
by the way.
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We're looking for milk.
We're looking for milk.
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Constance.
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I mean, this could
turn into milk,
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but it's poop.
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Poop. Ooh.
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[ buzzer ]
poop?!
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How could that
turn into milk?
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Chocolate milk!
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It could become.
[ gags ]
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-chris.
-Yeah, the only reason to eat
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those cereals is to get to
the sweet, sweet cereal milk.
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Milk! Wow!
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Finally!
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Alec: John.
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[ new york accent ] that was
[slide whistle] fantastic, john.
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[ laughter ]
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do you have milk,
caroline?
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I have a lovely
toy surprise,
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which is in
a bowl of cereal.
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[ normal voice ]
a toy surprise?
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[ buzzer ]
okay.
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Ross.
I don't like this picture.
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This guy looks like
a serial killer.
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[ laughter ]
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-oh, no!
-Stop!
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That was good.
That was good.
257
00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:04,676
-Very dark!
-Wow.
258
00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:06,845
I couldn't even
get it out.
259
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,313
Milk, of course.
260
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,614
I was thinking about
the prize
261
00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:11,082
at the bottom
of the cereal box.
262
00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:11,950
The prize.
The prize, yeah.
263
00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:12,884
We ate cereal.
Yeah.
264
00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,186
Yeah.
What do you got?
265
00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:16,187
I'm gonna show you
what I got.
266
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:18,056
-Oh.
-The prize.
267
00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,324
Yeah, but guess what?
268
00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:20,058
This is what happens
when you copy.
269
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,059
This was
my first answer!
270
00:09:21,094 --> 00:09:23,495
[ audience "aw"s ]
that was your first answer.
271
00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:25,964
Alec: Alright.
John, you have 1.
272
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,666
Julie, you have none.
273
00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,535
We have to pause our
58th episode celebration
274
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,704
for something
even more important.
275
00:09:32,739 --> 00:09:35,874
It could be
pretty much anything.
276
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,208
We'll be right back.
277
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,011
I totally would
have had prize.
I put prize, too.
278
00:09:40,047 --> 00:09:43,848
At first, I said milk because
obviously he was eating.
279
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:44,849
[ cheers and applause ]
280
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,885
[ noisemakers blowing ]
281
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:53,258
[ noisemakers blowing ]
282
00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:56,027
[ cheers and applause ]
283
00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:58,129
[ noisemaker blows ]
284
00:09:58,165 --> 00:09:58,897
welcome back.
285
00:09:58,932 --> 00:09:59,965
[ noisemaker blows ]
286
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,035
audience, I'm thinking
of a number between 1 and 58.
287
00:10:04,071 --> 00:10:05,437
What is it?
288
00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:06,905
All: 58!
289
00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,006
God, you're good.
290
00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:12,377
It's our 58th episode
celebration of "match game."
291
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,845
[ cheers and applause ]
yes!
292
00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:16,214
Because, hey,
you always remember your 58th,
293
00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:17,749
you know what I'm saying?
294
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,619
Let's have a quick note about
our melting ice sculpture.
295
00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,921
[ laughter ]
yeah.
296
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,723
-It's so cool.
-It's really cold back here.
297
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,759
Now, john, I'm told
we got a zoom call.
298
00:10:27,794 --> 00:10:30,762
The producers tell me
we have someone who wants
299
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,497
to say hi to you.
300
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,666
Me?
301
00:10:34,701 --> 00:10:36,134
All: Aww!
302
00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,103
I can't believe it!
303
00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,071
Hello.
Say hi!
304
00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,106
Hi, buddy!
Say "hi, grandpa!"
305
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,975
ooh, daddy's got a nice shirt
on you for a change.
306
00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:46,511
[ laughter ]
307
00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,912
he's not really that
excited to see grandpa.
308
00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:50,115
He's more excited to see
the voice of boss baby.
309
00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:52,450
[ laughter, applause ]
310
00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:54,419
give him
some boss baby.
311
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:55,954
What about grandpap?
Forget about boss baby.
312
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,489
What about grandpap?
313
00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,924
Can you see grandpa?
Can you see him?
314
00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:00,792
Can you wave?
315
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:01,593
Eh, he's done.
316
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,094
He doesn't give
a [slide whistle]
317
00:11:03,130 --> 00:11:03,995
okay, here we go.
318
00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:05,630
[ laughter ]
319
00:11:05,666 --> 00:11:07,098
take it easy, buddy.
Thank you.
320
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:08,099
Awesome.
Thank you.
321
00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,801
[ cheers and applause ]
322
00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:13,104
john, you're ahead
by a score of 1 to 0.
323
00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:14,673
I'm killing it.
324
00:11:14,708 --> 00:11:15,573
[ laughter ]
325
00:11:15,609 --> 00:11:16,975
you're killing it!
[ laughs ]
326
00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,177
you get to go first, 'cause in
round 1, you matched with chris.
327
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,479
So for this question, you can
match with everybody else.
328
00:11:21,515 --> 00:11:23,014
Would you like
question a or b?
329
00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,416
I would love b.
330
00:11:24,451 --> 00:11:25,984
B.
331
00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,819
Alright, here we go.
332
00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:30,121
There's a new catholic
temp agency called
333
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,723
nun of your business.
334
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:32,957
[ laughter ]
funny.
335
00:11:32,993 --> 00:11:38,129
The sisters will fill in for any
sinners that blow off work.
336
00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:39,798
Just don't make it a "habit."
337
00:11:39,833 --> 00:11:42,067
[ laughter ]
338
00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:44,669
or they'll see you in blank.
339
00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:48,006
There's a new
catholic temp agency
340
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,240
called nun of your business.
341
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:54,079
The sisters will fill in for
any sinners that blow off work.
342
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:58,950
Just don't make it a habit,
or they'll see you in blank.
343
00:11:58,985 --> 00:12:01,352
It's a temp agency, you see?
344
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,055
You see?
Waiting on dascha.
345
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,523
Oh, you're
waiting for me?
346
00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,659
Sort of.
347
00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:08,960
[ applause ]
348
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,095
I feel like this is...
349
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,996
Okay, here we go.
350
00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:13,131
John...
Yes, sir.
351
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,299
...Dazzle me, baby.
352
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,333
Dazzle me.
I'm trying.
353
00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,868
There's a new
catholic temp agency called
354
00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,103
nun of your business.
355
00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:21,039
The sisters will fill in for
any sinners that blow off work.
356
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,477
Just don't make it a habit,
or they'll see you in...
357
00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:26,678
Hell.
358
00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:27,612
Hell.
359
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:30,448
[ cheers and applause ]
360
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:31,716
wow.
361
00:12:31,752 --> 00:12:33,151
I thought of that,
but it ended up
362
00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:33,952
the sisters
are going to hell.
363
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,086
-Yeah.
-I don't like that thought.
364
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,956
Like, you're in hell,
and you're like, "whoa. Sister."
365
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:40,525
[ laughter ]
366
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,025
oh.
367
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,260
Come on, jerry.
368
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,763
The sisters will fill in for any
sinners that blow off work.
369
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,866
Just don't make it a habit,
or they'll see you in...
370
00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,634
Jerry?
371
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:50,902
I mean, after seeing
your adorable grandson,
372
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:53,171
I felt a lot of pressure
to match with you...
373
00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,205
Hell!
...So I said hell.
374
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:57,942
[ cheers and applause ]
375
00:12:57,978 --> 00:13:00,378
only on "match game" are
the nuns going to hell.
376
00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:02,247
Constance.
377
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,215
I mean, it felt
really dark,
378
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:05,150
but I come from
a dark place.
379
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,485
So I said hell.
Hell!
380
00:13:07,521 --> 00:13:09,921
[ cheers and applause ]
yes!
381
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,356
[ new york accent ]
forget about it, john.
382
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:12,657
John:
Forget about it, alec.
383
00:13:12,692 --> 00:13:14,058
[ normal voice ]
caroline?
384
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:16,027
Hell.
Hell!
385
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:19,264
-Yes!
-Ross.
386
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,865
I said hell!
Hell!
387
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,634
[ cheers and applause ]
388
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,902
dascha!
389
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,671
I grew up, and I thought
it was confession.
390
00:13:26,706 --> 00:13:27,839
Yeah, but, okay.
391
00:13:27,874 --> 00:13:28,973
But you said hell!
392
00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:29,941
[ cheers and applause ]
393
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:33,144
john! John!
394
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:37,248
Julie, john, beyond
my wildest imagination,
395
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,618
has 6, and you have nothing.
No.
396
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,453
In round 1, you matched
with no one.
397
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,454
-Come on, julie!
-Go, julie!
398
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,823
-Come on, guys!
-Go, julie!
399
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:47,425
Julie! Julie!
400
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,161
Literal larry
is so literal...
401
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,030
All: How literal is he?!
402
00:13:52,065 --> 00:13:56,301
...When he heard you should
always keep a jack in your car,
403
00:13:56,336 --> 00:14:00,038
he stuffed jack blank
in his trunk.
404
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,806
[ laughter ]
oh, my god.
405
00:14:01,842 --> 00:14:03,041
Literal larry is so literal,
406
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:07,045
when he heard you should always
keep a jack in your car,
407
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:11,816
he stuffed jack blank
in his trunk.
I know...
408
00:14:11,852 --> 00:14:14,118
I like this question.
I like this a lot.
409
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,353
I get it.
Chris gets it.
410
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,487
I get the joke.
He gets it.
411
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,022
Aw, you're waiting
for me again?!
412
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:19,591
[slide whistle]
413
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:21,025
dascha, we can wait
for you forever, babe.
414
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,293
Thank you.
415
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,928
I'm worth the wait.
Ross.
416
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,030
I never will say this to you,
ross, but put it in.
417
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,200
[ laughter ]
418
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:30,301
everybody's in.
Everybody's in.
419
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,003
[ cheers and applause ]
420
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,572
oh, julie, julie, julie.
421
00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:36,007
It's like
being at the top
422
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,576
of a black diamond ski run
right now, isn't it?
423
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:39,844
Yeah, it's not exciting.
You got to go all the way
424
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:40,979
to the bottom
and not fall down once.
425
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,247
[ laughter ]
426
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:46,017
literal larry is so literal that
when he heard you should always
427
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:46,885
keep a jack in your car,
428
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,154
he stuffed jack blank
in his trunk.
429
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:50,955
Jack black in his trunk.
430
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,157
Jack black in his trunk.
431
00:14:53,193 --> 00:14:54,626
[ cheers and applause ]
432
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,728
jack black.
433
00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:59,163
Do you have a jack black
in your trunk, jerry?
434
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:02,166
Stuffed in there,
duct-taped and squealing?
435
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,268
You have to
match all of them.
436
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,502
You're gonna have
to match all of us,
437
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:05,637
but you're off
to a good start!
438
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,337
Jack black!
439
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,006
You got one!
I know!
440
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,841
Constance.
441
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,176
I would prefer
jack daniel's in my trunk,
442
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,578
but I said jack black.
443
00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,345
Black!
444
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:17,515
[ cheers and applause ]
445
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,651
chris. Chris.
Chris. Chris.
446
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:22,120
I can hear him
back there, oof.
447
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:25,056
[ vocalizing ]
448
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:26,024
jack black!
Jack black!
449
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:27,825
[ cheers and applause ]
450
00:15:27,861 --> 00:15:29,761
constance:
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
451
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,529
Caroline!
452
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:35,066
Now, everybody
on the top row said black.
453
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:38,670
And what did all you geniuses
on the bottom row have?
454
00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:40,138
[ laughter ]
455
00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,839
caroline rhea.
Come on, caroline.
456
00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,208
She needs an iron lung
for her grandmother.
457
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,076
Oh, god!
458
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:48,746
[ laughter ]
459
00:15:48,782 --> 00:15:51,282
julie...
460
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,217
I said jack daniel's.
Daniel's.
461
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,118
[ buzzer ]
[ audience "aw"s ]
462
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:54,986
congratulations, john.
463
00:15:55,021 --> 00:15:56,120
You're our champion!
464
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,088
[ cheers and applause ]
465
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:59,324
julie, good effort.
466
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,458
We didn't have it,
either.
467
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:03,294
You only lost
by 58 iq points.
468
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,763
Bye, julie.
Bye, julie!
469
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:10,835
Now our special 58th episode
super match is next.
470
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:15,540
If john was answering that
question, jack in the box.
471
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:16,975
He doesn't know who
jack black is at all.
472
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,878
[ noisemakers blowing ]
473
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,218
[ noisemakers blowing ]
474
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:30,788
whoo-hoo!
475
00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:31,889
[ noisemaker blows ]
476
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:34,826
welcome back to our
58th episode spectacular.
477
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,427
It's amazing.
478
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,296
People are celebrating
around the world.
479
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,431
Let's see what's happening
in times square.
480
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,300
Yay!
481
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,302
[ cheers and applause ]
oh!
482
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,804
-Wow.
-Let's go to tokyo.
483
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,172
Ooh!
484
00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,273
-Oh, wow!
-Wow!
485
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,575
[ noisemaker blows ]
486
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,043
and australia!
487
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:54,078
Yeah -- oh!
488
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,780
[ cheers and applause ]
489
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,750
well, everybody celebrates
in their own way.
490
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,418
It's time for super match.
491
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,387
John, you will have
a shot at winning
492
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:06,290
58 jell-o shots
or more than $25,000.
493
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,759
[ cheers and applause ]
494
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:08,826
whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo!
495
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,062
What are you gonna do
with that kind of money, john?
496
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:12,797
Ooh, let me guess.
497
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,133
I have three kids,
but I'm gonna put it in
498
00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,868
my grandson's
college fund.
499
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,903
[ cheers and applause ]
500
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,937
my kids are out.
501
00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:21,039
[slide whistle] you,
kids.
502
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,341
It's a generation-skipping
trust, they call that, john.
503
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,409
Yes. Yes.
504
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,944
Okay, we're going to start
with an audience match.
505
00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:29,714
We recently polled
the "match game" home audience
506
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,983
and got their most popular
responses to this...
507
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:35,620
Blank blank.
508
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,588
[ laughter ]
509
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,157
it's like the writers
were in the room,
510
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,458
and they were
going [inhales]
511
00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:43,061
"what about
blank blank?"
512
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:43,828
[ laughter ]
whoa.
513
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,997
Whoa.
514
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,198
If you can guess
the third most popular answer,
515
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:49,901
you're gonna win $2,058.
516
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:50,968
[ cheers and applause ]
517
00:17:51,004 --> 00:17:55,606
the second most popular
answer gets you $3,058.
518
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,242
And the most popular answer
gets you $5,058.
519
00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,178
[ cheers and applause ]
520
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,579
to help you
with suggestions,
521
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,147
you can enlist the aid
of three of our celebrities.
522
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:04,916
John, who do you want?
523
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,951
Dascha.
Dascha.
524
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:08,052
"orange is the new black."
525
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,620
I love it. Love it.
526
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,222
Good work.
You did good work on there.
527
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,857
Thank you.
Dascha, blank blank.
528
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,125
Space.
529
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,426
Blank space.
Yes.
530
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:16,594
Blank space.
Who's next?
531
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:19,664
Since chris got
my first match...
532
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,698
Chris: That's right.
...We'll go with chris.
533
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:22,500
That's right.
How about a blank check?
534
00:18:22,535 --> 00:18:24,102
Blank check.
535
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,204
That's good, chris.
536
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,705
Now your
third choice, john.
537
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:28,773
John: I'm gonna go
with jerry
538
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,844
because he just looks
so concentrated up there.
539
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,179
I think he's got
a beautiful answer.
Yeah.
540
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,081
Blank page.
Blank page.
541
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,417
-Wow.
-Blank page.
542
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:43,488
Okay. You have
blank space, check, page.
543
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,722
You can choose one
of their three answers
544
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,390
or give us one of
your own, john.
545
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:47,792
What answer do you
want to go with?
546
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,559
Well, I got nothing.
547
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,194
So I'm going with
blank check.
548
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,929
-Blank check.
-Yes.
549
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,030
[ cheers and applause ]
550
00:18:53,066 --> 00:18:55,633
-alright. Alright.
-Let's see how you've done.
551
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,502
The third most
popular answer is...
552
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:01,639
Slate.
553
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,142
Oh, my god,
I was gonna say that!
554
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,511
The $3,058 answer is...
555
00:19:09,883 --> 00:19:11,582
Space.
I'm on there!
556
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,751
-Come on, baby.
-We got it, johnny boy!
557
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:18,789
And the $5,058 answer is --
we're looking for blank check.
558
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,423
Yes, we are.
559
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,896
[ groans ]
560
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:26,898
[ cheers and applause ]
561
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:28,065
yes! Yes!
562
00:19:28,101 --> 00:19:29,567
Yes! We did it!
563
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,201
There you go!
564
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,703
I can't believe it!
565
00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:35,373
I can't believe it!
He can't believe it!
566
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:38,376
-Way to go, buddy!
-Whoo!
567
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:38,809
I got to hug you.
I got to hug you.
568
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,679
Ooh!
569
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:44,182
That's how we do it.
We get on that board.
570
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:45,716
-Sorry.
-John, leave yourself
571
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:46,684
somewhere to go
in the hugging department.
572
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,519
[ laughter ]
573
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:49,687
you can't blow it all
now, baby.
574
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,924
Let's hold on.
You just won $5,058,
575
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,825
but now you have a chance
to multiply that by five
576
00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,594
with our celebrity
head-to-head match.
577
00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:58,362
If you can match
one celebrity exactly,
578
00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:01,899
you're gonna win $25,290.
579
00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,968
[ cheers and applause ]
580
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:04,869
chris: Here we go.
581
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:08,139
[ laughter ]
582
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:09,340
which one of
our six celebrities
583
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,708
would you like to
try to match, john?
584
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,176
Head-to-head.
I got to go with the big guy.
585
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:12,877
Chris!
I got to go with chris!
586
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,045
Alright, john.
587
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,379
[ cheers and applause ]
588
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,548
dascha: Go, chris.
I'm in your head, buddy.
589
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:21,452
To win $25,290,
you must match chris exactly.
590
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,620
If you're ready,
turn and face me, john,
591
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,622
and no help from
the audience, please.
592
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:29,927
Chris, write down
your answer to this.
593
00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,863
Birthday blank.
Oh.
594
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,966
Birthday blank.
595
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:35,866
They're all huddling.
596
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:36,701
They love you, john.
597
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,768
They want to give it
their best.
598
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,871
Except constance,
who's rather lazy this episode.
599
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,173
[ laughter ]
600
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,008
I like to be different.
601
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,811
She's like...
602
00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,145
-Oh, boy.
-Yeah.
603
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:49,080
-Okay.
-If you get it wrong,
604
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:50,047
you're on your own.
605
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,250
[ laughter ]
606
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,385
chris is ready.
John, what is your answer?
607
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,786
Birthday cake.
Birthday cake.
608
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,888
Birthday cake.
609
00:20:57,924 --> 00:21:02,760
Okay. Chris, for $25,290,
what's your answer?
610
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,528
Yeah, birthday cake
is a great answer.
611
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,230
Ugh.
Ugh.
612
00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,199
You would definitely
have that...
613
00:21:08,234 --> 00:21:09,567
At a birthday party.
Party.
614
00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,502
[ buzzer ]
[ audience "aw"s ]
615
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,971
I'm sorry you didn't
make the match, john,
616
00:21:14,007 --> 00:21:17,842
but you still won $5,058.
617
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,111
We're halfway through
our 58th episode.
618
00:21:20,146 --> 00:21:20,911
You know what they say --
619
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:25,716
once you go 58,
you never go back.
620
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,917
Trust me.
621
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:28,586
Stick around.
622
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,121
Thank you, brother.
Anytime, man.
623
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:32,023
Your grandson's awesome.
624
00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:33,190
We were split.
I'm sorry.
625
00:21:33,226 --> 00:21:36,027
I was either birthday cake
or birthday candles.
626
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,295
So I would've -- yeah.
627
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,996
I would've been off anyway.
628
00:21:39,032 --> 00:21:42,500
[ noisemakers blowing ]
629
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,306
[ noisemakers blowing ]
630
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:52,743
[ cheers and applause ]
631
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:55,913
welcome back to our
58th episode celebration.
632
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,648
58 episodes now.
633
00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:58,749
I don't want to pat myself
on the back,
634
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:00,885
because I tried it once
and I tore my rotator cuff.
635
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:01,952
[ laughter ]
636
00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:05,556
earlier, somebody asked me
why the 58th episode.
637
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:08,592
Because the 57th would be
too damn predictable.
638
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:09,527
[ laughter ]
639
00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:11,696
hey, party people.
How's it going?
640
00:22:11,731 --> 00:22:13,864
[ cheers and applause ]
jerry ferrara is here.
641
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:17,301
Jerry!
Hey, jerry!
642
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,537
Jerry, thank you
for coming.
643
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,072
Not only are you
celebrating our 58th episode,
644
00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,909
but we found out that you're
celebrating becoming a new dad.
645
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:26,677
Yes.
A new dad.
646
00:22:26,713 --> 00:22:29,714
Ross: Yes!
647
00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,315
How many children
does that make for you?
648
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,183
That's the first.
One.
649
00:22:32,218 --> 00:22:34,618
Okay.
[ audience "aww"s ]
650
00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:37,021
amateur. Um...
651
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,289
Constance zimmer
is here!
652
00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:41,292
[ cheers and applause ]
hey!
653
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,828
Whatever.
I cheer for myself.
654
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,196
It's embarrassing.
655
00:22:45,231 --> 00:22:46,697
You got to
start somewhere.
656
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:48,099
You've been part
of the "match game" family
657
00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:49,500
since the beginning.
658
00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,802
How has knowing me
changed your life?
659
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:54,605
[ laughter ]
660
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,607
I don't think I sleep
as well at night.
661
00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,676
[ laughter ]
662
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:01,979
from "this is us,"
it's chris sullivan.
663
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,881
[ cheers and applause ]
664
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:04,949
[ noisemaker blows ]
665
00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:08,152
"this is us" and "match game"
are so much alike
666
00:23:08,187 --> 00:23:09,019
because I can't get
through either show
667
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:10,755
without crying in
the fetal position.
668
00:23:10,790 --> 00:23:11,922
[ laughter ]
669
00:23:11,958 --> 00:23:14,191
now, are you ready to talk me
off the ledge if I need it?
670
00:23:14,227 --> 00:23:17,094
Listen, I will be your
emotional support animal.
671
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,462
Thank you. Thank you.
672
00:23:18,498 --> 00:23:19,730
By the way, really,
congratulations.
673
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,065
The show is fantastic.
Thank you so much.
674
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:21,799
Fantastic.
Congratulations.
675
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,000
That's amazing.
676
00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:26,170
Let's keep this party going
and meet tonight's players.
677
00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:31,075
[ cheers and applause ]
678
00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,043
nikkie and mark.
679
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,212
[ cheers and applause ]
680
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,281
whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo!
681
00:23:37,316 --> 00:23:39,617
Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
682
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:41,252
Alec: Mark, what do you
do for work?
683
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:42,453
I work all day
at a computer store
684
00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:43,654
and help people in crisis.
685
00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:48,225
So if they drop their phone
or they lost their term paper,
686
00:23:48,261 --> 00:23:49,193
I'm there
to help save the day.
687
00:23:49,228 --> 00:23:49,994
Wow.
688
00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,763
-Yes!
-That's good. That's good.
689
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,098
I also help people
in times of crisis.
690
00:23:54,133 --> 00:23:56,534
These celebrities
almost went a whole day
691
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,002
without getting
any attention.
692
00:23:58,037 --> 00:23:59,470
[ laughter ]
693
00:23:59,505 --> 00:24:00,971
nikkie, tell me
about yourself.
694
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,908
So, believe it or not,
I used to weigh 500 pounds.
695
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:07,445
So, I found out I was allergic
to everything under the sun.
696
00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,612
I started cooking
healthier.
697
00:24:08,648 --> 00:24:12,249
I became a gluten-free baker,
and I lost 200 pounds.
698
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:14,585
[ cheers and applause ]
wow.
699
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:16,821
Go, nikkie!
700
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,955
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
701
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,557
[ laughter ]
702
00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,192
nikkie!
[ noisemaker blows ]
703
00:24:21,227 --> 00:24:22,593
we're very proud of you,
nikkie.
704
00:24:22,628 --> 00:24:25,296
Not as proud as celebrating
our 58th episode,
705
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,864
but we're like
medium proud of you.
706
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,332
Okay,
let's play "match game."
707
00:24:28,367 --> 00:24:30,301
[ cheers and applause ]
708
00:24:30,336 --> 00:24:30,968
whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
Whoo! Whoo!
709
00:24:31,003 --> 00:24:32,703
Jerry:
We're gonna win it!
710
00:24:32,738 --> 00:24:35,039
Nikkie, we're gonna
start with you.
711
00:24:35,074 --> 00:24:37,541
Do you want question a
or question b?
712
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:38,275
I want b.
713
00:24:38,311 --> 00:24:40,311
You want b?
Yes.
714
00:24:40,346 --> 00:24:42,213
-Let's go.
-Alright.
715
00:24:44,450 --> 00:24:46,650
Ross mathews is so happy...
716
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,619
Ross: Oh, god.
All: How happy is he?!
717
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:53,791
...He even keeps a smile on his
face when he's getting a blank.
718
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,192
[ audience "ohh"s ]
719
00:24:55,228 --> 00:24:59,263
we're gonna keep it clean today,
aren't we, boys and girls?
720
00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:01,065
Yes. I'm gonna
keep it clean.
721
00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,567
Ross mathews is so happy,
722
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,469
he even keeps a smile
on his face
723
00:25:05,505 --> 00:25:07,805
when he's getting
a blank.
724
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,773
You see?
Get it? Blank.
725
00:25:09,809 --> 00:25:11,909
Okay, um...
726
00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:13,777
Getting, not giving.
727
00:25:13,813 --> 00:25:15,179
[ laughter ]
728
00:25:15,214 --> 00:25:16,914
getting?
We need clarification.
729
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:17,915
-Yeah.
-What she meant.
730
00:25:17,950 --> 00:25:21,385
We worked so hard.
731
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,621
But some people,
they just never learn.
732
00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:25,356
I'd like to file
an official complaint.
733
00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:29,493
He keeps a smile on his face
when he's getting a blank.
734
00:25:29,529 --> 00:25:31,729
-Okay. I did hear it, okay.
-There you go.
735
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:33,831
Everybody's in, caroline,
except you.
736
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:34,632
Dascha: We got this.
737
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:35,799
-Okay, here we go.
-Oh.
738
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:39,603
Ross mathews is so happy,
nikkie, he even keeps a smile
739
00:25:39,639 --> 00:25:41,772
on his face when
he's getting a blank.
740
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:42,907
A colonic.
741
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:44,208
A colonic.
742
00:25:44,243 --> 00:25:46,143
A colonic.
Good answer.
743
00:25:46,178 --> 00:25:48,045
Thank you.
It's not wrong.
744
00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:48,779
It's not wrong.
745
00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:49,847
[ laughter ]
746
00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:50,948
they can be
very healthy!
747
00:25:50,983 --> 00:25:53,984
Me, I'm giggling the whole way
through my colonic.
748
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,754
I'm like [squeals]
749
00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,522
I love it.
750
00:25:58,558 --> 00:26:00,024
Jerry...
751
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,326
Ross, he's smiling all the way
through the what?
752
00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:03,561
I went with
root canal.
753
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:05,162
You got it, baby.
Root canal.
754
00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:06,764
[ buzzer ]
root canal.
755
00:26:06,799 --> 00:26:07,631
We'll get there, though.
We're gonna get there.
756
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:08,799
That's all right.
We will.
757
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:11,869
Colonic is like an ice cream
cone compared to a root canal.
758
00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,871
True.
759
00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,205
Constance zimmer.
760
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:18,442
I...Should've said
colonic,
761
00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:20,477
because I-I knew
how to spell that.
762
00:26:20,513 --> 00:26:22,613
Yeah.
But instead, I went for
763
00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:25,649
the more difficult choice,
which was colonoscopy.
764
00:26:25,685 --> 00:26:26,650
Colonoscopy.
765
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:28,752
[ buzzer ]
it's not the same thing!
766
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:29,753
[ audience "aw"s ]
767
00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:31,689
-it is the same thing!
-It's the same thing!
768
00:26:31,724 --> 00:26:33,824
Alec: No, wait.
No, no, no, no, no.
769
00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:35,025
Let me just say this.
770
00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:37,928
A colonoscopy, by the way,
is an examination where they put
771
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:38,862
a probe up your butt.
772
00:26:38,898 --> 00:26:39,997
[ laughter ]
773
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,032
and a colonic is kind of
a medicinal thing where they,
774
00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:45,636
like, squeeze some herbs
up your butt.
775
00:26:45,671 --> 00:26:46,837
[ laughter ]
776
00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,005
chris, you and I
know that.
777
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,707
A little bit of coffee.
Yeah, a little bit of coffee.
778
00:26:49,742 --> 00:26:51,342
Yeah.
779
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,743
Um, I didn't hear the "a"
at the end of the question,
780
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,714
so I said ross is even happy
when he's getting...
781
00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:57,681
Arrested.
782
00:26:57,717 --> 00:26:58,415
Arrested.
783
00:26:58,451 --> 00:27:00,150
[ buzzer ]
I like that.
784
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:02,286
I like that.
That's a good answer.
785
00:27:02,321 --> 00:27:04,755
Caroline,
you pain in the ass, rhea.
786
00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,590
[ laughter ]
787
00:27:06,626 --> 00:27:09,326
my full
christian name.
788
00:27:09,362 --> 00:27:10,694
I wish this was
a piña colonic.
789
00:27:10,730 --> 00:27:12,830
Okay.
I, uh...
790
00:27:12,865 --> 00:27:16,900
[ laughter ]
791
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,902
alec: Has a smile on his face
when he's getting a...
792
00:27:18,938 --> 00:27:21,538
I said root canal,
'cause I thought it was
793
00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:22,339
a really good answer.
Root canal.
794
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:22,973
[ buzzer ]
that's okay.
795
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,942
That's a good answer.
796
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,610
Ross, you're giggling,
797
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:28,145
and you're just tittering
your way through what?
798
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,781
Well, I tried to think of,
like, the worst thing
799
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,350
that could happen to me
is a bad haircut.
800
00:27:33,386 --> 00:27:34,418
But I didn't write
that down because
801
00:27:34,453 --> 00:27:36,754
I wanted her
to get a point.
802
00:27:36,789 --> 00:27:38,288
So I said operation.
803
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:39,857
An operation.
Operation.
804
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:41,125
An operation.
805
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:41,992
[ buzzer ]
operation.
806
00:27:42,028 --> 00:27:44,428
It's okay.
Yeah.
807
00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,896
And you spelled it
in hebrew, I see.
808
00:27:45,931 --> 00:27:47,564
No, that's my --
809
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:48,799
you are talented
and charming,
810
00:27:48,834 --> 00:27:49,867
and your handwriting
is dreadful.
811
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,669
I understand. I understand.
That's something I do.
812
00:27:51,704 --> 00:27:53,604
Next question,
it'll improve.
813
00:27:53,639 --> 00:27:55,739
Dascha.
We're looking for colonic.
814
00:27:55,775 --> 00:27:58,709
And I did not say
colonic.
815
00:27:58,744 --> 00:28:01,011
I said a wrinkled suit.
A wrinkled suit.
816
00:28:01,047 --> 00:28:02,346
[ buzzer ]
okay. Okay.
817
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:03,213
I wouldn't be happy
with that.
818
00:28:03,249 --> 00:28:03,947
-It's okay.
-So, nikkie,
819
00:28:03,983 --> 00:28:06,016
you've got no matches,
dear.
820
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,052
As it should be,
nikkie.
821
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,888
And now, mark,
it's your turn.
822
00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:16,226
Six flags has a new ride called
the emotional roller coaster.
823
00:28:16,262 --> 00:28:17,861
There are ups, there are downs,
824
00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:22,499
and at the end, instead of
a photo, you get a blank.
825
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,168
[ audience "ohh"s ]
oh.
826
00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,303
It's a very complex
question.
827
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,671
Seriously, everybody,
hurry up.
828
00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,773
[ laughter ]
829
00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:33,310
six flags has a new ride called
the emotional roller coaster.
830
00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:34,378
There are ups, there are downs,
831
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:39,550
and at the end, instead of
a photo, you get a...
832
00:28:39,585 --> 00:28:42,052
♪
833
00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:43,220
are you thinking, mark?
834
00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:45,823
You're a crisis manager.
835
00:28:45,858 --> 00:28:46,957
[ laughter ]
836
00:28:46,992 --> 00:28:48,125
I can see you on your headset.
837
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:53,097
You're like, "so you dropped
your phone? In the toilet?
838
00:28:53,132 --> 00:28:55,032
Okay, is there anything else
in the toilet?"
839
00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:56,667
[ laughter ]
840
00:28:56,702 --> 00:28:57,835
constance.
841
00:28:57,870 --> 00:28:59,403
I'm gonna...
842
00:28:59,438 --> 00:29:01,305
Constance is in.
Okay, great.
843
00:29:01,340 --> 00:29:03,741
Mark, six flags has
a new ride
844
00:29:03,776 --> 00:29:05,375
called the emotional
roller coaster.
845
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:06,643
There are ups,
there are downs,
846
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:10,781
and at the end, instead of
a photo, you get a...
847
00:29:10,816 --> 00:29:12,249
Break-up.
848
00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,552
A break-up. A break-up.
Okay.
849
00:29:15,588 --> 00:29:17,387
Yeah.
850
00:29:17,423 --> 00:29:18,856
I bet nikkie
loved that answer.
851
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:21,358
[ laughter ]
852
00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:24,561
a very millennial answer,
I might add.
853
00:29:24,597 --> 00:29:26,930
All about love
and you and me.
854
00:29:26,966 --> 00:29:29,867
This could kind of follow,
I guess, the break-up,
855
00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:30,801
is a xanax.
856
00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,002
A xanax. Yes.
857
00:29:32,037 --> 00:29:33,871
[ buzzer ]
yes.
858
00:29:33,906 --> 00:29:36,273
Xanax.
Sorry.
859
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,875
We'll get there.
Constance.
860
00:29:37,910 --> 00:29:41,678
Yes, I went for this.
861
00:29:41,714 --> 00:29:43,213
A cocktail.
862
00:29:43,249 --> 00:29:43,914
A cocktail.
Yeah, a cocktail.
863
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:45,816
[ buzzer ]
864
00:29:45,851 --> 00:29:47,584
caroline: That's pretty good.
Relax you.
865
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:49,253
It's all in
the delivery, alex.
866
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,756
My name is alec.
867
00:29:52,792 --> 00:29:56,126
[ laughter ]
868
00:29:56,162 --> 00:29:57,461
[ cheers and applause ]
869
00:29:57,496 --> 00:30:00,931
whoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
870
00:30:00,966 --> 00:30:02,132
Chris.
871
00:30:02,168 --> 00:30:05,736
I don't know how to spell it,
but I think I've done it.
872
00:30:05,771 --> 00:30:06,837
You want one of these.
You want a...
873
00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,038
Xanax.
Xanax.
874
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,006
[ buzzer ]
xanax. Yeah.
875
00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:10,240
Constance:
That's the generic.
876
00:30:10,276 --> 00:30:13,811
You spelled it wrong, but you're
on a hit show, so who cares?
877
00:30:13,846 --> 00:30:14,878
[ laughter ]
878
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,113
caroline.
879
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,049
First of all, you're adorable
and you're stylish.
880
00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:20,617
Focus on the positive.
881
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,319
[ laughter ]
882
00:30:22,354 --> 00:30:24,087
a hug.
Alec: A hug.
883
00:30:24,123 --> 00:30:25,489
That seems like...
Wow.
884
00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:26,990
-That's so sweet.
-That's lovely.
885
00:30:27,026 --> 00:30:28,759
-Aww!
-Ross.
886
00:30:28,794 --> 00:30:31,395
With impeccable penmanship,
wrote sedative.
887
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:32,796
Yes. Yes. Yes.
How's that?
888
00:30:32,832 --> 00:30:33,997
Yes. Yes.
889
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,499
[ audience "aw"s ]
yes?
890
00:30:35,534 --> 00:30:37,234
"impeccable" is not the word
that comes to mind.
891
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:37,901
Give that
back to me.
892
00:30:37,937 --> 00:30:38,869
[ laughter ]
893
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:39,603
dascha.
894
00:30:39,638 --> 00:30:41,939
And...
A drink, she said.
895
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:43,073
A drink.
896
00:30:43,108 --> 00:30:44,808
[ buzzer ]
aw. Okay.
897
00:30:44,844 --> 00:30:47,778
Nikkie, you have nothing.
Mark, you have nothing.
898
00:30:47,813 --> 00:30:49,980
We have to take a break.
I don't know about you,
899
00:30:50,015 --> 00:30:55,185
but grandpa needs to conserve
his 58th episode energy.
900
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:57,187
We'll be right back.
901
00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,323
[ cheers and applause ]
902
00:30:59,358 --> 00:31:01,491
that was a good round.
That was good.
903
00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,260
Except for constance,
that was a good round.
904
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,161
[ noisemakers blowing ]
905
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:06,063
constance: It was
part of the joke!
906
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:12,903
[ noisemakers blowing ]
907
00:31:12,938 --> 00:31:16,006
[ cheers and applause ]
908
00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:17,207
whoo-hoo!
909
00:31:17,243 --> 00:31:22,045
Welcome back to our "match game"
58th episode extravaganza.
910
00:31:22,081 --> 00:31:24,014
Do you know what that means?
911
00:31:24,049 --> 00:31:26,450
That's eight more shows than 50.
912
00:31:26,485 --> 00:31:30,654
All:
[ chanting ] 58! 58! 58!
913
00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:31,455
[ noisemaker blows ]
alec: Okay.
914
00:31:31,490 --> 00:31:35,192
It's an exciting
nail-biter at 0-0.
915
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,961
[ cheers and applause ]
916
00:31:37,997 --> 00:31:39,196
it's anyone's game.
917
00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:43,600
We have two intense geniuses
who are just tearing it up here.
918
00:31:43,636 --> 00:31:44,635
[ laughter ]
919
00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:45,836
mark, you get to go first.
920
00:31:45,871 --> 00:31:49,039
In round 1, you matched with
no one, so for this question,
921
00:31:49,074 --> 00:31:51,074
you can match with everybody.
922
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,777
-Yes!
-Yeah! Come on!
923
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:54,978
A or b, mark?
924
00:31:55,014 --> 00:31:56,046
I'm gonna go with a.
925
00:31:56,081 --> 00:31:57,114
A. You're gonna go with a.
926
00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,116
[ cheers and applause ]
927
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,117
did you hear?
928
00:32:00,152 --> 00:32:02,519
The burger king
and the dairy queen
929
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:04,154
got married
in a white castle.
930
00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:08,325
They said their honeymoon night
was just like their food --
931
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,161
hot, fast, and blank.
932
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:12,996
[ audience "ohh"s ]
933
00:32:13,032 --> 00:32:14,765
did you hear?
934
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:16,433
The burger king
and the dairy queen
935
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,201
got married in a white castle.
936
00:32:18,237 --> 00:32:21,305
They said their honeymoon night
was just like their food --
937
00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:23,807
hot, fast, and blank.
938
00:32:23,842 --> 00:32:25,575
[ laughter ]
939
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:26,777
trepidation.
940
00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:27,811
Geez louise.
941
00:32:27,846 --> 00:32:28,812
Who's in?
942
00:32:28,847 --> 00:32:30,547
Top row, nobody's in.
Ross is in.
943
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,049
In.
944
00:32:32,084 --> 00:32:33,717
Aah.
Chris is in.
945
00:32:33,752 --> 00:32:36,153
Constance?
946
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:36,987
Okay, here we go.
947
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:38,922
Did you hear that
the burger king
948
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,223
and dairy queen got married
in a white castle?
949
00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:43,160
They said their honeymoon night
was just like their food --
950
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,729
hot, fast, and blank.
951
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,631
Fatty.
952
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:48,732
Fatty?
953
00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:50,801
Fatty. Fatty.
954
00:32:50,836 --> 00:32:54,004
Fatty!
955
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:56,039
[ laughter ]
956
00:32:56,075 --> 00:32:58,542
okay.
Jerry...
957
00:32:58,577 --> 00:33:01,044
When was the last time
you had fatty sex, jerry?
958
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,881
[ laughter ]
959
00:33:04,917 --> 00:33:06,717
I mean, yeah, sure.
960
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,285
Can I just say my answer
and we just...?
961
00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,686
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just go.
962
00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:11,421
I really thought we were gonna
break the tie,
963
00:33:11,457 --> 00:33:13,323
but, unfortunately,
I went with tasty.
964
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:15,559
Tasty. Tasty.
Mark: Ah.
965
00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:16,626
Tasty.
966
00:33:16,662 --> 00:33:17,427
Constance.
967
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:19,663
Yes.
I also went for tasty.
968
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,631
Tasty. Tasty.
969
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:22,866
Tasty.
970
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:24,034
Fast food is tasty.
971
00:33:24,069 --> 00:33:25,135
Yeah, I know they
got married,
972
00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:28,638
but not everyone wants
to start a family right away.
973
00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:31,875
So I said they, uh,
bagged it up.
974
00:33:31,910 --> 00:33:33,477
[ laughter ]
975
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:34,011
no?
976
00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,879
[ buzzer ]
977
00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:38,448
[ cheers and applause ]
978
00:33:38,484 --> 00:33:40,717
it's about
responsibility!
979
00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:41,785
You have to bag it up,
yeah.
Alec: Caroline.
980
00:33:41,820 --> 00:33:45,055
If you ask me when the
last time I had fatty sex was,
981
00:33:45,090 --> 00:33:46,189
I'll kill you.
982
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:48,792
I -- no.
[ laughter ]
983
00:33:48,827 --> 00:33:50,394
with my hands.
984
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,461
Okay?
985
00:33:51,497 --> 00:33:52,295
Saucy.
986
00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:52,829
Saucy.
It was saucy sex.
987
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:54,064
Saucy.
988
00:33:54,099 --> 00:33:54,831
[ buzzer ]
like a burger.
989
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:57,968
-Ross.
-I actually have had
990
00:33:58,003 --> 00:33:58,902
fatty sex...
Me too!
991
00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,470
...And it's not that bad.
992
00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:01,405
Don't knock it till
you've tried it.
993
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,006
But I didn't
write that down.
994
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:04,408
I said delicious.
995
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:06,610
Delicious, yeah.
Delicious.
996
00:34:06,645 --> 00:34:07,644
Yeah.
997
00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:08,678
Dascha.
998
00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:09,946
I went with...
999
00:34:09,982 --> 00:34:11,915
Tasty. Tasty.
1000
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:13,550
Constance: Oh, see?
1001
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,785
[ buzzer ]
1002
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:15,986
it's tasty!
1003
00:34:16,021 --> 00:34:17,320
Alright, nikkie.
1004
00:34:17,356 --> 00:34:20,490
Yes.
The score is 0-0, okay?
1005
00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,493
You need just one to win...
Come on. Let's do this!
1006
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,996
...For a chance at $25,000.
1007
00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,465
[ cheers and applause ]
1008
00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,300
let's go, team!
Let's go, team!
1009
00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:31,668
[ cheers and applause ]
1010
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:33,136
in round 1, you also
matched with no one.
1011
00:34:33,172 --> 00:34:35,772
So for this question,
you can match with everyone.
1012
00:34:35,808 --> 00:34:37,340
It's time for your
second question.
1013
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:42,813
Back in the day, I starred on
the soap opera "knots landing."
1014
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:45,782
now that I'm married
and a father of many,
1015
00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:49,986
they gave me a new show called
"not blanking."
1016
00:34:50,022 --> 00:34:50,887
[ audience "ohh"s ]
1017
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,155
"not blanking."
1018
00:34:52,191 --> 00:34:56,259
before you were even born,
I was on tv.
1019
00:34:56,295 --> 00:34:56,993
Okay.
1020
00:34:57,029 --> 00:34:58,095
On "knots landing."
1021
00:34:58,130 --> 00:35:02,599
and now that I'm married
and I'm a father of many,
1022
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:05,168
they gave me a new show
called "not blanking."
1023
00:35:05,204 --> 00:35:07,871
jerry, chris -- he's in.
1024
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,272
Ross.
1025
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,640
Locked. Loaded.
He's in.
1026
00:35:10,676 --> 00:35:11,808
Dascha.
1027
00:35:11,844 --> 00:35:12,642
I'm almost there.
1028
00:35:12,678 --> 00:35:14,010
That's what she said.
1029
00:35:14,046 --> 00:35:15,812
[ laughter ]
1030
00:35:15,848 --> 00:35:16,746
constance.
1031
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:18,448
Do I want
to be different,
1032
00:35:18,484 --> 00:35:20,650
or do I want
to be the same?
1033
00:35:20,686 --> 00:35:21,618
Just let it rip.
1034
00:35:21,653 --> 00:35:22,686
I'm in.
1035
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:23,820
I feel bad for mark.
1036
00:35:23,856 --> 00:35:26,890
I'm gonna put my phone in
my water, just to make him...
1037
00:35:26,925 --> 00:35:29,826
[ laughter ]
1038
00:35:29,862 --> 00:35:31,094
[ cheers and applause ]
1039
00:35:31,130 --> 00:35:34,698
back in the day, I starred on
the soap opera "knots landing."
1040
00:35:34,733 --> 00:35:36,299
now that I'm married
and a father of many --
1041
00:35:36,335 --> 00:35:38,535
and I do mean many --
1042
00:35:38,570 --> 00:35:40,937
they gave me a new show
called "not blanking."
1043
00:35:40,973 --> 00:35:42,672
sleeping.
1044
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:43,773
Not sleeping.
1045
00:35:43,809 --> 00:35:45,308
Yes!
1046
00:35:45,344 --> 00:35:47,010
My god!
Good answer.
1047
00:35:47,045 --> 00:35:48,478
We might have one.
1048
00:35:48,514 --> 00:35:50,780
Good answer.
Dascha: Yes!
1049
00:35:50,816 --> 00:35:54,985
Now, mark, if these panelists
are as bad at this as you are...
1050
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,187
[ laughter ]
1051
00:35:57,222 --> 00:35:59,990
...We may still have a tie game.
1052
00:36:00,025 --> 00:36:01,324
Jerry, you just had a baby.
1053
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,893
You know what
I'm talking about, baby.
1054
00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,127
I do. Uh...
[ groans ]
1055
00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,062
there's so many ways you could
kind of go with this answer,
1056
00:36:06,098 --> 00:36:08,365
but I went with the one
that's affecting me the most.
1057
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,000
Not sleeping!
Sleeping!
1058
00:36:10,035 --> 00:36:12,102
The tie is broken!
Congratulations, nikkie.
1059
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,703
You're our champion.
1060
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:18,175
Mark, you weren't our
number-one player tonight...
1061
00:36:18,210 --> 00:36:19,843
Or even our 58th.
1062
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:24,147
Our special 58th episode
super match is next.
1063
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,882
[ cheers and applause ]
1064
00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:27,217
nikkie: Yeah!
1065
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,786
[ noisemakers blowing ]
1066
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:30,387
whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
1067
00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,755
Well done!
Well done!
1068
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,223
Whoo! Okay!
1069
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,896
[ noisemakers blowing ]
1070
00:36:39,932 --> 00:36:41,965
[ cheers and applause ]
1071
00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:46,069
welcome back to our
58th episode spectacular,
1072
00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:48,038
and we couldn't be
more excited.
1073
00:36:48,073 --> 00:36:50,173
[ cheers and applause ]
1074
00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:51,975
it's time for super match.
1075
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,877
[ cheers and applause ]
1076
00:36:53,912 --> 00:36:55,312
alright!
1077
00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:58,348
Nikkie, you're gonna celebrate
58 ways till Sunday,
1078
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,050
because you have a shot
at winning over $25,000.
1079
00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,918
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
1080
00:37:01,954 --> 00:37:05,388
[ cheers and applause ]
1081
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:06,456
what are you gonna do
with all that money?
1082
00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:08,592
Since I lost
those 200 pounds, baby,
1083
00:37:08,627 --> 00:37:09,960
I'm gonna stick all of this
in a new wardrobe.
1084
00:37:09,995 --> 00:37:11,361
Yes, indeed.
1085
00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:13,763
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
-I love it.
1086
00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:14,731
-Great.
-Love it.
1087
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:15,899
We're gonna start
with an audience match.
1088
00:37:15,934 --> 00:37:18,835
We recently polled
the "match game" home audience
1089
00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:22,939
and got their most popular
responses to this...
1090
00:37:22,975 --> 00:37:26,042
Screw blank.
1091
00:37:26,078 --> 00:37:28,578
Screw blank.
[ laughs ]
1092
00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,313
if you can guess
the third most popular answer,
1093
00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:33,149
you're gonna win $2,058.
1094
00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:35,018
[ cheers and applause ]
1095
00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:39,322
the second most popular
answer gets you $3,058.
1096
00:37:39,358 --> 00:37:42,859
And the most popular answer
gets you $5,058.
1097
00:37:42,894 --> 00:37:46,096
[ cheers and applause ]
1098
00:37:46,131 --> 00:37:47,497
to help with suggestions,
1099
00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:49,733
you can enlist the aid
of three of our celebrities.
1100
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:50,800
And who do you want?
1101
00:37:50,836 --> 00:37:54,037
So, I want ross,
because I've been watching him,
1102
00:37:54,072 --> 00:37:55,705
and he is,
like, awesome.
1103
00:37:55,741 --> 00:37:56,573
Love you!
Mwah.
1104
00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,341
-Oh, my gosh.
-Thank you, baby.
1105
00:37:58,377 --> 00:37:59,809
I'm gonna
say screwdriver.
1106
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,112
Screwdriver. Okay.
Who's next?
1107
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,580
Miss caroline.
1108
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:06,283
Oh, I wish it was
an easier question.
1109
00:38:06,318 --> 00:38:07,784
A screwball.
Like a screwball comedy.
1110
00:38:07,819 --> 00:38:10,120
Screwball. Yeah.
1111
00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:10,954
And who's
your third choice?
1112
00:38:10,989 --> 00:38:11,855
Constance!
1113
00:38:11,890 --> 00:38:14,491
Aah!
1114
00:38:14,526 --> 00:38:17,961
Um, how about
screw you?
1115
00:38:17,996 --> 00:38:19,162
Screw you.
1116
00:38:19,197 --> 00:38:21,564
[ cheers and applause ]
1117
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,666
screw you.
1118
00:38:22,701 --> 00:38:24,367
Oh, snap.
1119
00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:27,370
Okay, you've had
driver, ball, you.
1120
00:38:27,406 --> 00:38:28,471
You can choose one
of their three answers
1121
00:38:28,507 --> 00:38:30,373
or give us one of your own.
1122
00:38:30,409 --> 00:38:32,309
What answer do you want
to go with?
1123
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,743
I'm gonna go
with driver.
1124
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:35,045
Screwdriver.
1125
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,646
That is the one!
1126
00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:38,548
Let's see
how you've done.
1127
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:43,553
For $2,058, the third most
popular answer is...
1128
00:38:43,588 --> 00:38:44,421
You.
1129
00:38:44,456 --> 00:38:48,458
-Wow.
-I'm on the board.
1130
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:53,596
I'm on the board.
The $3,058 answer is...
1131
00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:54,864
Up.
1132
00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,199
Screw up.
1133
00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:57,133
Didn't think of that.
1134
00:38:57,169 --> 00:38:58,234
We're looking for driver.
1135
00:38:58,270 --> 00:39:00,403
-You got it. Come on.
-Hold my hands. Hold my hands.
1136
00:39:00,439 --> 00:39:01,137
This is your last chance
to match.
1137
00:39:01,173 --> 00:39:04,207
The $5,058 answer is...
1138
00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:15,919
[ cheers and applause ]
1139
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:17,620
we got this!
1140
00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:19,155
[ noisemakers blow ]
1141
00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,291
you've won $5,058.
Whoo!
1142
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:23,727
[ cheers and applause ]
1143
00:39:23,762 --> 00:39:25,795
but now you have
the chance to multiply that
1144
00:39:25,831 --> 00:39:27,931
by five with our celebrity
head-to-head match.
1145
00:39:27,966 --> 00:39:34,003
If you can match one celebrity
exactly, you'll win $25,290.
1146
00:39:34,039 --> 00:39:36,773
[ cheers and applause ]
1147
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:40,210
which one of our six celebrities
would you like to go with?
1148
00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:42,212
My fabulous ross.
1149
00:39:42,247 --> 00:39:44,514
Over the pressure, baby.
1150
00:39:44,549 --> 00:39:46,282
Ross.
We have a connection.
1151
00:39:46,318 --> 00:39:48,084
Yes.
Okay.
1152
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,419
We both fabulous, honey.
Yes.
1153
00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,387
Well, you do --
she makes a good point.
1154
00:39:50,422 --> 00:39:53,456
She does make a good point.
Yes. I agree.
1155
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:57,560
To win $25,290,
you must match ross exactly.
1156
00:39:57,596 --> 00:39:58,595
If you're ready,
turn and face me, nikkie.
1157
00:39:58,630 --> 00:40:01,331
And no help from
the audience, please.
1158
00:40:01,366 --> 00:40:04,200
Ross, write down
your answer to this.
1159
00:40:05,804 --> 00:40:06,770
Blank reunion.
1160
00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:10,874
[ audience "ooh"s ]
blank reunion.
1161
00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:14,978
Ross isn't even waiting
for the other celebrities
to come and counsel him.
1162
00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:16,713
-Ross.
-It's not the second one
1163
00:40:16,748 --> 00:40:18,081
you're thinking,
it's the first one.
1164
00:40:18,116 --> 00:40:19,048
Hold on. I'm gonna
write two, and then --
1165
00:40:19,084 --> 00:40:22,185
and then we're gonna have
a collected vote.
1166
00:40:22,220 --> 00:40:25,355
-Two
-I say this one.
1167
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,257
What do you think?
That's a tough call.
1168
00:40:27,292 --> 00:40:28,958
Okay, this is our show.
1169
00:40:28,994 --> 00:40:31,027
No pressure.
$25,000.
1170
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:31,995
She's trusting you,
ross.
1171
00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,030
It's okay.
1172
00:40:34,065 --> 00:40:35,432
Are you in, ross?
1173
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:36,900
If I had a nickel...
1174
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:38,468
Okay?
1175
00:40:38,503 --> 00:40:39,936
I wouldn't have
any nickels.
1176
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:41,671
[ laughter ]
1177
00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:43,506
[ ding ]
1178
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:44,874
wow.
1179
00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,309
Okay, ross is ready.
1180
00:40:46,344 --> 00:40:47,744
Nikkie,
what is your answer?
1181
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:48,978
Family reunion.
1182
00:40:49,014 --> 00:40:51,247
Family reunion.
1183
00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:53,082
Family reunion.
Yes, sir.
1184
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,717
Okay, turn and face ross.
1185
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:58,521
For $25,290, ross,
what's your answer?
1186
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:01,391
I had two
possible answers.
1187
00:41:01,426 --> 00:41:05,028
-It's okay.
-High school or family.
1188
00:41:05,063 --> 00:41:06,763
And I had to choose.
1189
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:07,997
[ sighs ]
1190
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:09,199
I chose family!
1191
00:41:09,234 --> 00:41:12,302
[ cheers and applause ]
1192
00:41:12,337 --> 00:41:13,770
yeah!
1193
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,138
[ dinging ]
1194
00:41:15,173 --> 00:41:19,642
yes!
Oh, my god!
1195
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,144
Congratulations.
1196
00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:25,281
You just won $25,290.
1197
00:41:25,317 --> 00:41:26,950
Thanks to our celebrities.
1198
00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,651
Thanks for watching.
1199
00:41:28,687 --> 00:41:30,753
That's it for
the 58th episode special.
1200
00:41:30,789 --> 00:41:36,893
Join us in 63 more episodes
for our 121st episode.
1201
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:38,127
Good night.
1202
00:41:38,163 --> 00:41:40,263
[ cheers and applause ]
1203
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:45,034
[ all speaking indistinctly ]
1204
00:41:45,070 --> 00:41:46,402
alec: Congratulations.
1205
00:41:46,438 --> 00:41:48,004
-Thank you so much.
-Congratulations.
1206
00:41:48,039 --> 00:41:49,172
Thank you.
I love you.
1207
00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:50,206
You did good.
Congratulations.
1208
00:41:50,242 --> 00:41:52,008
-Thank you.
-Aah!
1209
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:53,276
That, please.
1210
00:41:53,311 --> 00:41:54,944
A new wardrobe for you,
baby.
1211
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,713
Thank you.
1212
00:41:56,748 --> 00:41:58,681
Constance: You did it, ross.
You did it.
1213
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:01,451
Caroline: Oh, my god!
What are you gonna do?!
1214
00:42:01,486 --> 00:42:03,052
I'm getting a wardrobe.
I'm gonna travel.
1215
00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,487
I'm gonna just enjoy my life.
1216
00:42:04,523 --> 00:42:07,290
I was like,
"go, nikkie!"
1217
00:42:07,325 --> 00:42:17,567
[ cheers and applause ]
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