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Stay! 3 00:02:34,571 --> 00:02:36,322 -Stay! -I got it! 4 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:36,048 Good morning, gentlemen, 5 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:39,051 and welcome to another season of Indians baseball. 6 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:46,475 I know it may not seem the same without Donald here, 7 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:49,186 but I promise you, by the end of this season, 8 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:51,606 we will have made history. 9 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:56,152 Unfortunately, there are some in the press who feel that 10 00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:59,655 "the ex-showgirl wife of Donald Phelps 11 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:03,868 "has no business being the owner of a major league baseball team." 12 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:07,330 Spring training begins in two weeks. 13 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:11,334 Here's a list of the players we'll be inviting to camp. 14 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,506 I never heard of half of these guys, 15 00:04:17,591 --> 00:04:20,009 and the ones I do know are way past their prime. 16 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,928 Most of these guys never had a prime. 17 00:04:22,012 --> 00:04:25,556 The facts are, we lost our two best players to free agency. 18 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,516 We haven't won a pennant in over 35 years. 19 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:31,020 We haven't placed higher than fourth in the last 15. 20 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,481 Obviously, it's time for some changes. 21 00:04:33,565 --> 00:04:37,526 -This guy here is dead. -Cross him off, then. 22 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:40,154 Spring training starts on the 1st. 23 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:43,199 How do you think the Indians will do this year? 24 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,284 It doesn't look too good. 25 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,371 These guys don't look too fucking good. 26 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,129 Oh, hi, Charlie. Come in, have a seat. 27 00:04:57,214 --> 00:04:58,798 I'm glad you called me in. 28 00:04:58,882 --> 00:05:01,884 I'm still unclear about a couple of things. 29 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:03,302 Oh, really? Like what? 30 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:06,514 Well, if I'm the GM, who's gonna be the manager? 31 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,767 I was thinking of Lou Brown. 32 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,727 Who's Lou Brown? 33 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,105 He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens of the International League 34 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,982 for the last 30 years. 35 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:18,985 I think he'll fit right in with our team concept. 36 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:21,654 What exactly is our team concept? 37 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,031 That's what I wanted to talk to you about, Charlie. 38 00:05:24,116 --> 00:05:28,035 I want to put together a team that'll help us relocate to Miami. 39 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,412 What do you mean? 40 00:05:29,496 --> 00:05:31,288 Some of these guys are furniture movers? 41 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,958 I'm serious about this, Charlie. 42 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:37,712 It's no secret I've never liked Cleveland much. 43 00:05:37,796 --> 00:05:41,340 The stadium's falling apart, we don't draw dick, the weather's lousy. 44 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:42,466 Another couple years of this, 45 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:45,970 and I'm gonna have to start feeding Cha-Cha real dog food. 46 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,682 Mrs. Phelps, you just can't up and move a team on a whim. 47 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,517 It's hardly a whim. 48 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,479 Miami's offered to build us a new stadium: 49 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,690 62,000 capacity, 50 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,775 45 VIP boxes, 51 00:06:00,152 --> 00:06:02,069 and for me, a mansion in Boca Raton, 52 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:06,073 plus free membership in the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club. 53 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:09,744 Now, no other franchise in baseball can match that deal. 54 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,370 The league will never let us leave Cleveland. 55 00:06:11,455 --> 00:06:13,122 We got a lease with the city. 56 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,874 The lease says we have the right to move 57 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,251 if the attendance falls below 800,000 for the year. 58 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:19,253 Paragraph 40, line 17. 59 00:06:19,337 --> 00:06:22,548 If we play bad enough, we should be able to come in under that. 60 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,925 What are you saying? You want us to lose? 61 00:06:25,010 --> 00:06:27,303 No. We've been losing. 62 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:31,807 What I want is for us to finish dead last. 63 00:06:55,123 --> 00:06:56,707 -Yeah? -Hello, Jake? 64 00:06:56,792 --> 00:07:00,628 This is Charlie Donovan, the new GM of the Cleveland Indians. 65 00:07:00,879 --> 00:07:02,004 Yeah. 66 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,881 We'd love for you to come to spring training 67 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:05,424 for a shot at this year's club. 68 00:07:05,509 --> 00:07:08,052 -Is that you, Talbert? -What? 69 00:07:08,136 --> 00:07:10,846 This isn't very funny, you know. I'm hung over, 70 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,140 my knees are killing me, and if you're gonna pull this shit, 71 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:16,685 at least you could have said you were from the Yankees. 72 00:07:18,522 --> 00:07:19,522 Tire World. 73 00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:22,858 Hello, Lou? This is Charlie Donovan of the Cleveland Indians. 74 00:07:22,943 --> 00:07:25,736 How would you like to manage the Indians this year? 75 00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,530 I don't know. 76 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,615 What do you mean, you don't know? 77 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:31,826 This is a chance to manage in the big leagues. 78 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,494 Let me think it over, will you, Charlie? 79 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:36,288 I got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. 80 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:38,040 I'll talk to you later. 81 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:40,876 Rick, we heard about your pitching out of Portland last year. 82 00:07:41,002 --> 00:07:42,920 I'm not really with them anymore. 83 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,713 Well, we'd still like to take a look at you 84 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:47,424 at our spring camp in Arizona, March the 1st. 85 00:07:47,509 --> 00:07:50,219 Well, I'm not sure I can make it by then. 86 00:08:21,668 --> 00:08:23,419 There's Jake Taylor. 87 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,671 He was an all-star at Boston, wasn't he? 88 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:27,965 Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League. 89 00:08:28,049 --> 00:08:30,050 Had some problems with his knees. 90 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:33,220 -Wish we had him two years ago. -We did. 91 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,181 Four years ago, then. 92 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,397 Who is that? 93 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,441 Must be Cerrano. 94 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,319 Defected from Cuba. Wanted religious freedom. 95 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,279 What's his religion? 96 00:08:51,948 --> 00:08:53,282 Voodoo. 97 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,295 I thought you didn't have any high-priced talent. 98 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,631 Forgot about Dorn, 'cause he's only high-priced. 99 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,799 Picked him up as a free agent three years ago. 100 00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:12,760 Still hits the ball pretty well, doesn't he? 101 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:15,054 Yeah. He just can't field it. 102 00:09:17,682 --> 00:09:19,600 We'll shape him up. 103 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,268 Hey. 104 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,316 I don't recognize this guy. 105 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,113 Say, hey. Willie Mays Hayes here. 106 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,616 Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes. 107 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:37,701 How you doing? 108 00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,245 How you doing? 109 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:43,332 -My man. -Lou Brown. Nice to meet you, Hayes. 110 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,168 The parking lot is right out there. 111 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:49,713 Thanks. 112 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:53,217 Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere. 113 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:56,178 I plan to put on a hitting display. 114 00:09:58,265 --> 00:10:00,891 I don't remember a Hayes on the list. 115 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:20,661 Look at this fucking guy. 116 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:28,836 My kinda team, Charlie. It's my kinda team. 117 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:33,841 Mr. Dorn. 118 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:35,926 Harris! How you doing? 119 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:37,970 Hey, that weave is looking good, huh? 120 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:40,639 It's better than that rug of yours. 121 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:42,474 Whoa! Another freak show candidate. 122 00:10:42,559 --> 00:10:45,269 How do you cut your hair, rook? Vegematic? 123 00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:49,940 The earring's cute, too. Have you got the matching bracelet, veg-head? 124 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,735 Whoa. 125 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,951 -Watch yourself, Rog. -Mr. Tough Guy. 126 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,126 Hi. Jake Taylor. 127 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:16,342 So, you got a name, or are you gonna settle for "veg-head"? 128 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:19,094 -Vaughn. Rick Vaughn. -Hi, Rick. 129 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:20,554 Hey, forget about Dorn. 130 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,139 He's always a little tough on the rookies. 131 00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,849 You get a lot worse from other clubs. 132 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:27,144 Say, hey! How you doing? Willie Mays Hayes here. 133 00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:28,937 Jake Taylor here. 134 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,190 Rick Vaughn. 135 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,941 What the hell league you been playing in? 136 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,693 California Penal. 137 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,404 Never heard of it. Well, how'd you end up playing there? 138 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,906 Stole a car. 139 00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:46,288 Hey, big guy. You a golfer? 140 00:11:47,832 --> 00:11:49,458 Hats for bats. 141 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:53,128 Yeah. What's your handicap? 142 00:11:54,255 --> 00:11:55,798 Keep bats warm. 143 00:11:58,301 --> 00:11:59,510 Gracias. 144 00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,722 Whoa, amigo, I... 145 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,474 You can't... 146 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,478 You're welcome. 147 00:12:27,872 --> 00:12:29,706 This is the guy that wasn't invited to the camp. 148 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:31,667 Let's take his ass out. 149 00:12:58,736 --> 00:13:00,863 Shit! I've been cut already? 150 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,122 Who the hell is that? 151 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,018 Get him a uniform. 152 00:13:31,102 --> 00:13:33,228 All right. Did you get enough hay for him? 153 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,607 You sure? Take good care of it, all right? All right. 154 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,986 Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up? 155 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,488 Great. Never been better. 156 00:13:42,572 --> 00:13:45,324 Mobility's good? No problem getting off the throw to second? 157 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:46,533 No problemo. 158 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,910 I need a catcher, Jake, 159 00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:50,162 somebody who can lead this team on the field. 160 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,749 So, I want the absolute truth here. Are you 100%? 161 00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,792 Yeah. Would I bullshit you about something like that? 162 00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:58,587 You better, if you wanna make this team. 163 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,841 Second base! 164 00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,720 Shit. 165 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,745 Hold it. Hold it. 166 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:37,918 Well, you may run like Mays, but you hit like shit. 167 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,546 With your speed, you should hit the ball on the ground 168 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:41,755 and be legging them out. 169 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:44,550 Every time I see you hit one in the air, 170 00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,468 you owe me 20 pushups. 171 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:49,721 Hey, no problem. 172 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,276 Shit. 173 00:15:06,322 --> 00:15:09,074 All right, Vaughn, they tell us you're a pitcher. 174 00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:11,410 You're sure not much of a dresser. 175 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:14,454 We wear caps and sleeves at this level, son. 176 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,415 Understood? 177 00:15:17,667 --> 00:15:20,335 All right, let's see what you can do. 178 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,181 -Nice velocity. -Sounded like it. 179 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,516 Jesus. 180 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,102 How much? 181 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,563 96. 182 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:44,359 Better teach this kid some control before he kills somebody. 183 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,197 Come on, Dorn. Get in front of the damn ball. 184 00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,658 Don't give me this olé bullshit. 185 00:15:51,743 --> 00:15:53,285 Look, I took one of those in the eye last year. 186 00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:54,620 I'm not about to lose my sight. 187 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,456 I'm deeply moved. Every time you play one off your hips, 188 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,374 you owe me 40 sit-ups. 189 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,709 What? 190 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,692 Jesus. This guy hits a ton. 191 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:28,153 How come nobody else picked up on him? 192 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,740 Okay, Eddie, that's enough fastballs. Throw him some breaking balls. 193 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,752 Lou, I want a word with you here. 194 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,254 Sure. 195 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,635 About those sit-ups you want me to do, 196 00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,346 I got it right here in my contract. Says I don't have to do any calisthenics 197 00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,100 I don't feel are necessary. So, what do you think about that? 198 00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,492 Two hundred pushups. How am I supposed to hit if I can't lift my arms? 199 00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,868 Shit. 200 00:17:16,953 --> 00:17:17,994 The way I played today, 201 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,205 I wouldn't be surprised if they red-tagged me already. 202 00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:21,540 What do you mean? 203 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,209 You get a red tag on your locker, it means the manager wants to see you 204 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:27,546 because you just died and went down to the minors. 205 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,804 Hey, don't worry, kid. 206 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,724 They ain't gonna cut anybody the first day. 207 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,528 What's that shit on your chest? 208 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,739 Crisco. 209 00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,158 Bardahl. 210 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,368 Vagisil. 211 00:17:58,453 --> 00:17:59,619 Any one of 'em will give you 212 00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,080 another 2 to 3 inches drop on your curve ball. 213 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,082 'Course, if the umps are watching me close, 214 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:07,085 I just rub a little jalapeño inside my nose, get it running. 215 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,129 Then if I need to load the ball up a little, 216 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,131 I just wipe my nose. 217 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,384 You put snot on the ball? 218 00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:19,431 I haven't got an arm like yours. I gotta put anything on it I can find. 219 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,017 Someday you will, too. 220 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:47,083 Qué pasa there, Pedro? 221 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:51,046 Bats, they are sick. 222 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,465 I can no hit curve ball. 223 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,967 Straight ball, I hit it very much. 224 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,137 Curve ball, bats are afraid. 225 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,393 I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. 226 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,356 I offer him cigar and rum. 227 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,651 He will come. 228 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,319 Hey, you know, you might think about 229 00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:16,112 taking Jesus Christ as your savior, 230 00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:18,615 instead of fooling around with all this stuff. 231 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:20,867 Shit, Harris. 232 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:26,289 Jesus. I like him very much, 233 00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,584 but he no help with curve ball. 234 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,587 You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball? 235 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,590 Okay, Harris. Let's not start a holy war here. 236 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,513 I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around out here with this group. 237 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,769 Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum. 238 00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,734 Is very bad. 239 00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,285 Sí, sí, Pedro. 240 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,233 Attaboy, Dorn. Way to get in front of that ball. 241 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,152 That's the ticket. 242 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,138 Gracias. 243 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,807 Okay. 244 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,406 Third base. 245 00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,165 -Shit. -Jesus! 246 00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,710 He's safe! 247 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,508 Damn! 248 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,806 Jeez! 249 00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,393 He's going. 250 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,940 -Come on. -Out! 251 00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,698 -Final cut-down day, right? -Afraid so. 252 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,158 I don't wanna go in there. 253 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,035 Yeah. Look, whatever happens, 254 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,163 you just keep it to yourselves until you get out of the clubhouse. 255 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,792 You don't wanna celebrate in front of guys who just died. 256 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:19,421 Yeah, but what if we're one of the deceased, huh? 257 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,596 Come on, Jake, it's only your life. 258 00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,512 Yes, yes, yes. 259 00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,998 I got news for you, Mr. Brown. You haven't heard the last of me. 260 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,500 You may think I'm shit now, 261 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,253 but someday, you're gonna be sorry that you cut me. 262 00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,546 I'm gonna catch on somewhere else, 263 00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,798 and every time that I pitch against you, 264 00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,759 I'm gonna stick it up your fucking ass! 265 00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,140 Good. I like that kind of spirit in a player. 266 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,309 The only problem is I didn't cut you. 267 00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,394 What? 268 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,564 I think someone's been having some fun with you. 269 00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,029 Jesus. 270 00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,410 Hey, hey, hey! 271 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,038 Vaughn! 272 00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,417 Come on, guys! Cool it! 273 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,002 -Don't fuck with me, Vaughn! -Yeah? 274 00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,086 Fuck you! 275 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,505 What's the matter, rookie fuckwad, can't you take a little joke? 276 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,133 Oh, yeah. Real fucking funny, asshole! 277 00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,011 All right. All right! Knock that shit off! 278 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,347 Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady, 279 00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,600 I'm not about to take his shit. 280 00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,435 Shut up, Dorn. 281 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,104 Save all that energy for the field. 282 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,191 Got a long way to go before the season's over. 283 00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,739 Hey, forget about Dorn. We got other things to do. 284 00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,324 Like what? 285 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,911 Like packing for Cleveland. 286 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,080 Come on. 287 00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,015 Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes? 288 00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,018 I never heard of most of 'em. 289 00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,437 Mitchell Friedman? 290 00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,398 Who are these fucking guys? 291 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,920 Two down. Bottom of the ninth. 292 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,089 Game is tied. 293 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,925 Taylor calls his shot. 294 00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,472 There's the pitch. 295 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,501 Yeah! 296 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,630 Whoo! Oh, boy! Oh, you really got a hold of that one. 297 00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,216 Yeah. What was that, a slider? 298 00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,303 It was out of here. 299 00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,444 Are you gentlemen ready to order? 300 00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:37,363 Oh, we'll need a few minutes more, please. 301 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,873 I look like a banker in this. 302 00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,543 Sorry, Rick, those are the house rules. 303 00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,379 So, what are we gonna have? 304 00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:55,256 What language is this? 305 00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,591 French. 306 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,218 They got chilidogs over there? 307 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,221 Forget it, I'll order. Let's have a toast. 308 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,435 Here's to baseball, 309 00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,396 and to the start of two great careers. 310 00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,857 And for me, 311 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,027 here's to one more good year in the sun. 312 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,801 What is it, the chick? 313 00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,513 -That's my wife. -Does she know that? 314 00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,973 I mean, she would have been, if I hadn't messed it up. 315 00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,183 Who's that guy she's with? 316 00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,852 I don't know. He's not wearing a name tag. 317 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,815 You want me to drag him out of here, kick the shit out of him? 318 00:28:58,821 --> 00:28:59,862 Excuse me. 319 00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,573 Miss Westland, there's a telephone call for you at the desk. 320 00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,450 Oh, okay, thank you. 321 00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,662 That's strange. I'll be right back. 322 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,712 -Hello? -Hello, Lynn? It's Jake. 323 00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,632 Jake. 324 00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,135 -Jake Taylor? -Uh-huh. 325 00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555 How'd you know I was here? 326 00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,390 Oh, just a hunch. 327 00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,436 I took you there when you got your master's degree, remember? 328 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,231 I figured you're wearing that black dress with the red sash. 329 00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,861 How'd you know that? I didn't even have this dress when... 330 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,495 You're still a stunner. 331 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,414 Thanks. 332 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,626 What are you doing here? 333 00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,004 Aren't you supposed to be in Mexico somewhere? 334 00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:00,923 Well, I'm playing with the Indians again. Back in the bigs. 335 00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,510 Well, that's great. That's great, Jake. I'm happy for you. 336 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:08,181 Lynn, I don't think he's gonna buy the phone bit now. 337 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,188 I... I gotta get back. 338 00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,898 Wait a minute. I need your number. 339 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,150 I tried calling you at home, but you're not listed. 340 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,319 My life is different from when you knew me, Jake. 341 00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,362 Meaning what, I don't know you anymore? 342 00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,780 Couldn't we talk about this some other time? 343 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,741 -I really gotta get back. -Okay. Just give me the number. 344 00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,243 -I don't think that's a good idea. -Why? 'Cause of this guy you're with? 345 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,746 -What is he, an accountant? -Attorney. 346 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,124 -Oh, worse. -Please. He's watching us. 347 00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:38,252 I'm not leaving till you give me your number. 348 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,758 All right. It's 555-1934. 349 00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,551 Thank you. 350 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,637 Lynn. 351 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,807 I'm back. I'm gonna be around. 352 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:38,229 Relax, kid. We got 162 of these games to go. 353 00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:45,987 All right, everybody. 354 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:49,657 We got 10 minutes to game time. Let's all gather round. 355 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,456 I'm not much for giving inspirational addresses, 356 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:02,003 but I'd just like to point out that every newspaper in the country 357 00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,505 has picked us to finish last. 358 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,760 The local press seems to think we'd save everyone 359 00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,138 a lot of time and trouble 360 00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,057 if we just went out and shot ourselves. 361 00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,394 Me? I'm for wasting sportswriters' time. 362 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,855 So, I'd like to hang around 363 00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:24,900 and see if we can give 'em all a nice big shit-burger to eat. 364 00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,196 Shit-burger? 365 00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,157 Hey, Lou. 366 00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,369 Aren't we gonna have a prayer? 367 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:39,206 I mean, we're not all savages like Cerrano over there. 368 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,794 You guys go ahead. 369 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,880 Oh, well, okay. Let's... 370 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,801 -Let's all bow our heads. -Excuse me. I'll be in my office. 371 00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:57,099 Dear Heavenly Father, we humbly pray that you will guide... 372 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,187 Jesus Christ, Cerrano. 373 00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,064 Have to wake up bats. 374 00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,150 Okay. Shit, can we try this again? 375 00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:13,574 Dear God, we humbly pray that you will guide and protect us 376 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,452 as we gird up our loins to take the field of battle. 377 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,747 Lead us all into victory in the name of Jesus... 378 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,500 Christ. 379 00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,545 -Way to go, Cerrano. -God damn it. 380 00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:28,756 -Jesus. -Let's go. Go. 381 00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:35,805 Hello again, everybody. 382 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,933 Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you friends of the feather 383 00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,477 to another season of Indians baseball. 384 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,563 A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's tribe this year 385 00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,899 as they take on the defending American League champs, 386 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,275 the New York Yankees. 387 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,903 And hopefully, we'll have some of the names that go with those faces 388 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,488 before their first at-bat. 389 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:56,951 Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd as the Indians take the field. 390 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,504 Yes, sir, they love this club here in Cleveland. 391 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,674 Just a reminder, fans, about Die Hard Night 392 00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:12,967 coming up here at the stadium. 393 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,803 Free admission to anyone who was actually alive 394 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,806 the last time the Indians won a pennant. 395 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,103 Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie. 396 00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,275 Keltner delivers. Here's a swing, and a high fly ball to center field. 397 00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,568 Hayes under it. 398 00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:33,738 Hey. Makes a basket catch, Willie Mays style. 399 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,531 And the side is retired. 400 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,243 All right. Way to look out there. Great. 401 00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:42,663 Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fucking do it again. 402 00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,750 -All right. Let's go! Let's get it going! -Let's go. 403 00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,002 Bottom of the first, and Willie Mays Hayes 404 00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,004 to lead it off for the wigwammers. 405 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,673 A lot of people say you can tell how the season's gonna go 406 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,300 by the first hitter of the year. 407 00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,677 Brewster into the wind, and comes to the plate. 408 00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,137 Oops! 409 00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,972 Hey! Here's a hot shot toward the hole. 410 00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,893 Rudiya knocks it down, fires to first. Late! Hayes beat it! 411 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,607 Hey, give Rudiya credit for sacrificing his body on that racket. 412 00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,442 That guy's got a family to think about. 413 00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,361 So, Hayes becomes the first Indian in 15 years 414 00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,863 to lead off the season with a hit. 415 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,157 Really knocked the crap out of that one. 416 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,451 Oh, I plan to get at least a double out of this. 417 00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,079 I bought 100 of these, one for every base I'm gonna steal. 418 00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,122 Shit. 419 00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:28,292 Well, maybe things will turn around a little for the Indians this year. 420 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,544 Now batting, number seven, catcher Jake Taylor. 421 00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,881 Excuse me. Gotta take my first step toward the Hall of Fame. 422 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:34,965 My ass. 423 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,176 We don't know where Hayes played last year, 424 00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,386 but I'm sure he did a hell of a job. 425 00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,807 Brewster ready from the stretch. Hayes with a good lead. 426 00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,184 You look real sharp, but it's hard to steal second base 427 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,102 with your shoe untied. 428 00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,647 Quick move to first. He got him! 429 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,565 Hayes is picked off. 430 00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,862 Well, so much for that. 431 00:35:56,947 --> 00:36:00,074 Personally, I think we got hosed on that call. 432 00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:10,084 Nice going. Don't bounce the damn ball. 433 00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,254 Nice throw, dickhead. 434 00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,632 Strike. 435 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,425 Son of a bitch! 436 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,135 Coming through! I... 437 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,847 Oh, shit! 438 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:28,519 Top of the sixth, and rookie sensation Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now. 439 00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:32,356 You can close the book on Keltner. Thank God. 440 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,024 Relax, rookie. We're only four runs down. 441 00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:35,192 We're still in this game. 442 00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:36,402 You take it to 'em. 443 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,695 -Let's go. -All right. 444 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:40,281 Look, man, a guy gets to second, first sign indicator. 445 00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,950 Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent in the off-season, 446 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,535 in his major league debut. 447 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,121 I'm gonna light your ass up, meat. 448 00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,543 Vaughn into the wind-up in his first offering. 449 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:56,672 Just a bit outside. He tried the corner and missed. 450 00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,301 Ball four. Ball eight. 451 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,346 Low, and Vaughn has walked the bases loaded 452 00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:05,931 on 12 straight pitches. 453 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,142 Boy, how can these guys lay off pitches that close? 454 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,226 Fuck! 455 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,107 Wild thing 456 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,359 You make my heart sing 457 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,280 You walk everything 458 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,742 Taylor, what are you doing back up here? 459 00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,745 I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League. 460 00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,247 How's your wife and my kids? 461 00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,083 Vaughn in deep trouble here with Clue Haywood, 462 00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,587 last year's American League home-run champ at the plate. 463 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,422 Vaughn kicks, fires. 464 00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,551 Here is a swing, and a drive toward left field, and deep. Oh, boy. 465 00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:45,304 No way. No way. Too high. Too high. 466 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:48,390 It is gone off the reservation. 467 00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,185 A grand-slam home run for Haywood. 468 00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,604 Looked like a strike, anyway. 469 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,772 Where are you going? 470 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,440 "Too high"? What does that mean, "too high"? 471 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,108 Too high, I thought. 472 00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,402 So, Vaughn is off to a rocky start, 473 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:03,280 as Haywood clears the bases with one swing. 474 00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,115 Not "too high," "too hard," right? 475 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,202 -At first, it was really high. -Who gives a shit? It's gone. 476 00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,166 -Want me to go get him? -Nah. Let's see how he reacts. 477 00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,835 Well, Brown, apparently, is going to stay with Vaughn here, 478 00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,713 as the Indians trail now, eight to nothing. 479 00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,509 Coleman steps in. A .281 lifetime hitter. 480 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:27,179 Taylor with a sign, Vaughn into his motion, and the pitch. 481 00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:28,973 Uh-oh! 482 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,516 Interesting. 483 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600 About time, it's eight-nothing. 484 00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,268 You! You're gone! 485 00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,771 -What? -You heard me, you're gone! 486 00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,147 He was right on top of the plate. 487 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,358 Get him out of here! He's horse shit. 488 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,694 I think you can go get him now. 489 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,071 The ball slipped out of my hand. It was an accident. 490 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,614 You threw at him intentionally. 491 00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,866 -Kiss my ass. -You're gone. 492 00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,494 -You're full of shit! Fuck you! -Get out of here, rookie! 493 00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,329 Why don't you blow me, ump? 494 00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,664 You're gone! 495 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,708 All right, Coleman, take it easy. Accidents will happen. 496 00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,626 You show a lot of heart shaking it off like this. 497 00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,044 Fuck you, Taylor. 498 00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,879 -He done hurt him, hurt himself! -Come on! 499 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,965 Don't even think about it, Coleman. 500 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,884 The fucking wall, you pansy! 501 00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,928 Hard and high. 502 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,681 They succeeded at getting the object that they were trying to establish. 503 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,350 Because of the trajectory of the ball, it looked way too high. 504 00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,688 So, a tough start for the Erie warriors, 505 00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:21,692 as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. 506 00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,319 Post-game show is brought to you by... 507 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,450 Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it. 508 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,620 Hello. Cuyahoga Sheet Metal. 509 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,291 Yeah, you wouldn't happen to have someone working there 510 00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,543 named Lynn Westland, would you? 511 00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,545 Nah, nobody here by that name. 512 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,297 Didn't think so. 513 00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,948 Jake, you shouldn't have come here. 514 00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,742 I was wondering why you'd give an old friend 515 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,869 a bum phone number. 516 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:17,331 -Let's talk in my office, okay? -I don't wanna talk in your office. 517 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,666 I told you, I don't think it's a good idea that we see each other. 518 00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,751 Why not? 519 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,002 Because we don't have anything in common. 520 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,504 Sometimes I wonder if we ever did. 521 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,922 What are you talking about? 522 00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,508 We were both athletes, world-class, hot for each other. 523 00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:28,926 What more could we have in common? 524 00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,969 I stopped being an athlete three years ago, Jake. 525 00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,930 Books are my life now. 526 00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,308 Don't you dare laugh. In two years, I put together 527 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,644 one of the best special collection departments in the country. 528 00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:42,189 What is this? You're still sore I never read Moby Dick? 529 00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:44,525 You never read anything I asked you to. 530 00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,027 All right, I'll check it out now. Is this the whale section? 531 00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,029 I'll bet what's-his-name at the restaurant read it. 532 00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,656 Tom. His name's Tom, and keep your voice down. 533 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,990 What do you see in this guy? 534 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,784 Well, he's stable, intelligent, 535 00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,869 and I never found him in bed with a stewardess. 536 00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,496 That's because no stewardess would have him. 537 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,623 Hey, wouldn't you rather be with someone who's in demand? 538 00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,458 Oh, God, you know, Jake, it's just like always. 539 00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,669 You don't take anything seriously. Everything's a joke to you. 540 00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,964 Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake. I'm just trying to loosen things up. 541 00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,216 I'm getting frostbite here. 542 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,719 Tom and I are getting married in the fall. 543 00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:16,056 Oh, God, Lynn, that's crazy. I had plans for us. 544 00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,266 -Plans? -Yeah. 545 00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,059 How can you say stuff like that? 546 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:22,146 I haven't seen you in three years. You never even wrote me a letter. 547 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,313 Well, I'm sorry about that, 548 00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,023 but I wasn't exactly proud of my situation. 549 00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,859 Come on, you never thought about me at all while I was gone? 550 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,485 Yeah, Jake, not so loud. 551 00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,696 What about the three nights we spent on the beach in Veracruz? 552 00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,156 You ever have nights like that with Mr. Briefcase? 553 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,700 What about the night you had in Detroit with Miss Fuel Injection? 554 00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:35,784 Well, what was I supposed to do? 555 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,494 She bet me 50 bucks she had a better body than you, 556 00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:38,620 and I had to defend your honor. 557 00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,788 Oh, what a bunch of bullshit! 558 00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,916 I have a much better body than she does! 559 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,631 She's right. 560 00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,177 You haven't changed at all, have you? 561 00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:54,928 I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here. 562 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,265 Come on, Lynn. Don't make me do time for things that happened years ago. 563 00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,516 Jake, I'm sorry. 564 00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:03,103 You'll just always be the little boy who wouldn't grow up. 565 00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,271 Lynn. 566 00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,236 A quarter of the season's gone. We're 15 and 24. 567 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,821 Seven games out of first. 568 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,448 That's bad. It's not bad enough. 569 00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,743 Plus, this team is showing signs of improvement. 570 00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,204 I didn't think we'd win 15 games all year. 571 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,748 -Any ideas? -On how we can get worse? 572 00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,376 How about a series of fines for good play? 573 00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:30,380 Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy voted least valuable player. 574 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,760 Maybe the problem is 575 00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,555 we're coddling these guys too much. 576 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,557 Yeah. 577 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,816 What's with this? We never leave from down here. 578 00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,194 Maybe the Jetway isn't working. 579 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,198 Hey, this is good. This is real good. 580 00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,699 A 757 to Milwaukee? 581 00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:01,620 No, that's not your plane. Yours is this one rolling in. 582 00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:20,180 Oh, sure, now you come around. 583 00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:21,682 He's not fooled. 584 00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,937 So, the sons of Geronimo, still suffering from propeller-lag, 585 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,856 are nipped by the Brewers tonight, seven to nothing. 586 00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,317 The only excitement for the tribe provided by Rick Vaughn, 587 00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:34,152 who set an American League record 588 00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,488 by throwing four wild pitches in one inning. 589 00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:38,365 Hey, congratulations, Rick. 590 00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,660 Excuse me, Mr. Vaughn? Can I have your autograph? 591 00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,245 Yeah, sure. 592 00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,956 My first autograph. 593 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,958 Couldn't give these away a couple of weeks ago. 594 00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:51,920 I saw your record on the news. You made their Hall of Shame. 595 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,630 Congratulations. 596 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,174 -Thanks. -Hey, thank you. 597 00:43:58,011 --> 00:43:59,803 Nice hair. 598 00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,389 Well, you're a celebrity now, Vaughn. 599 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,975 Thought you had to do something good to be a celebrity. 600 00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,518 Not if you do it colorfully. 601 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:13,317 Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags. 602 00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,902 There aren't any stewardesses. 603 00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,655 I wonder if there are any pilots. 604 00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,077 So, the tribe drops its third straight on this trip. 605 00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,871 Six to one to the Rangers. 606 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:29,249 For the Indians, one run on, let's see, one hit. 607 00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,085 That's all we got, one goddamn hit? 608 00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,588 You can't say "goddamn" on the air. 609 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,174 Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway. 610 00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,052 Hey, Mort, what is Comtec at? 611 00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,472 Buy it when it hits 34. 612 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,058 What? 613 00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:48,101 Moby Dick? What you reading that for? 614 00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,774 This happens to be a masterpiece of American literature, that's why. 615 00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,400 Lynn turned you on to that? 616 00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,611 Yeah, a long time ago. 617 00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,029 Well, look, if we ever get out of here, 618 00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,406 me and the guys, we're gonna go to a club later on tonight. 619 00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:03,116 Wanna come along? 620 00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,952 Well, I... I got some reading to do. 621 00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,454 What, you got a test or something? 622 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,581 Hey, Jake, man, why don't you just go over there and see her? 623 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,625 I mean, maybe she'll let you slide on a couple of these. 624 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,002 Well, I would, if I knew where she lived. 625 00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:17,172 That's easy. Just tail her home from the library. 626 00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:20,675 What, do you mean sit in the car and wait for her to come out? 627 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,595 -That's kinda juvenile, don't you think? -Yeah. 628 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,983 Jake, this isn't my place. 629 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,611 -Who is this, love? -Whose is it? 630 00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,238 Oh, Mr. Taylor, right? 631 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,325 I remember you from the restaurant. 632 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,660 Lynn's told me a lot about you. 633 00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,914 Why don't you come in for a while? 634 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,124 Oh, no. I really ought to be running along. 635 00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:19,002 -Yeah, he's gotta get going. -Yeah. 636 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,505 Really. Come on in for a drink. 637 00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:22,923 Well... 638 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,677 Excuse me, everybody. This is Jake Taylor. 639 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,347 Jake, Arthur and Claire Holloway. 640 00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,598 -How do you do? -Hi. 641 00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,017 -Hello. -Brent and Janice Bowden. 642 00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:35,602 -How do you do? -Hi. How are you? 643 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:36,937 Hi. 644 00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,523 Jake is a professional baseball player. 645 00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:40,774 Really? 646 00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:44,444 Jake, what brings you here this evening? 647 00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,365 Well, I wanted to discuss a couple of books with Lynn, 648 00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:51,076 and I thought this was her place. 649 00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:54,204 Well, it soon will be. 650 00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:59,459 Yeah, I heard you were engaged. Congratulations. 651 00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,257 Thank you. 652 00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:09,052 -What can I get you to drink? -Beer will be fine. 653 00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,887 Great. Have a seat. 654 00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,944 -That's great. -Yeah. 655 00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:27,487 -No, thanks. -Sir. 656 00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,031 No. 657 00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:41,084 Well, what team do you play for, Jake? 658 00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,627 The Indians. 659 00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:44,546 Here in Cleveland? 660 00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,173 I didn't know they still had a team. 661 00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,635 Yeah. We got uniforms and everything. It's really great. 662 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:56,474 They're in last right now, but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake? 663 00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:04,482 I've heard baseball players make very good salaries these days. 664 00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,612 Well, that depends on how good they are, I guess. 665 00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,488 How good are you? 666 00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,200 I make the league minimum. 667 00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:20,874 He was one of the best in baseball before he had problems with his knees. 668 00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:29,341 Well, Jake, what are you gonna do when your career's over? 669 00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,094 I mean, you can't play baseball forever, can you? 670 00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,972 Something will come up. 671 00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,391 Will it? 672 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:43,063 Well, I thought I'd go to Hawaii, 673 00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,441 have a couple of kids who grow up to be Olympic champions. 674 00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,070 Really? In what event? 675 00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,738 Swimming. 676 00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,116 The 200-meter individual medley. 677 00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,661 I figure it ought to be real big by then. 678 00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,162 You got the girl picked out? 679 00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:02,749 I did, but I wasn't smart enough to hold on to her. 680 00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,380 You used to be an athlete, didn't you, Lynn? 681 00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,798 Yeah. 682 00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:12,217 What did you do? 683 00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:16,304 200-meter individual medley. 684 00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,397 Alternate on the '80 Olympic team. 685 00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,942 Oh, really? Well... 686 00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,739 Well, I better get going. 687 00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,366 Oh, let me walk you out. 688 00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,952 -Nice meeting all of you. -Yeah. 689 00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,457 -Thanks for the beer. -Don't mention it. 690 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,377 I'll let you know if I land a job. I know you're very concerned. 691 00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,754 Yeah, well, I 692 00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:54,342 just wanted Lynn to know what she would have had ahead of her. 693 00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:57,595 -Stay away from her. -Suck my dick. 694 00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,359 -Pepper says you wanted to see me. -Yeah, Rick. 695 00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,653 Come on in. Have a seat. 696 00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:22,203 Rick, I'm not gonna beat around the bush here. 697 00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,582 You've got a great arm. It's one of the best I've ever seen, 698 00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:29,294 but your control hasn't come around like we'd hoped it would. 699 00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,629 Now, a lot of pitchers started off wild, 700 00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,340 and after they worked it out in the minors for a while, 701 00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,426 they went on to great careers. 702 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,136 Take Ryan there. 703 00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,937 -What about him? -Never mind Ryan. 704 00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,198 Read these letters for me. 705 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,204 You can't read them, can you? 706 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:12,462 Yo, man, they look nice. I had a pair just like 'em. 707 00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:16,800 Well, after the game, I'm gonna pick out a pair that's more me. 708 00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,468 -Good luck. -They look good. 709 00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:21,596 Besides, seeing's the most important thing, son. 710 00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,265 I don't think it's that important. 711 00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:28,603 Fuck. 712 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,815 All right, let's hit the field. 713 00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:03,847 Up your butt, Jobu. 714 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,448 Yo, bartender! Jobu needs a refill! 715 00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,243 -Head's up! -Yo, watch it! 716 00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,870 Hustle! Let's go! 717 00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,580 -God damn! -Shit. 718 00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,043 We're in the ninth. 719 00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,254 Two down, a man on first, 720 00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,882 and the Indians clinging to a one-run lead. 721 00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,259 Ricky Vaughn, the kid they call "Wild Thing," 722 00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,512 one out away from his first major league victory. 723 00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,390 Vaughn's been looking good out there today. 724 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,684 Don't worry, he'll blow it. 725 00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:52,604 Vaughn's showing some signs of fatigue out there. 726 00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:55,732 He seems to have lost some zip on his fastball. 727 00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,775 Slow curve. Here's a swing, and a bouncing ball. 728 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,653 Dorn has a chance to make the play. He can't get it. 729 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,990 Clark digging around second. He'll make it to third easily. 730 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,201 And the A's have runners at the corners. 731 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,163 Dorn didn't get much of a jump on that ball, Monte. 732 00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,875 But let's give him credit, at least he didn't spike himself. 733 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,836 You want me to get him out of there, Lou? 734 00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:17,962 No. 735 00:54:18,047 --> 00:54:20,590 He's come this far, let's see if he can finish it. 736 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,759 Come on, we need some defense here! 737 00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,053 Johnny, maybe we ought to do one of those waves. 738 00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:28,097 So, Vaughn in a little trouble here. 739 00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,099 But I'll tell you, these Cleveland fans are great. 740 00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,352 Listen to them get behind Vaughn. 741 00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:35,104 -Hey, way to go, Rick! -Go, Rick! 742 00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:38,274 Come on, baby. Come on, Ricky. Come on, Ricky. 743 00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:42,654 Okay, Ricky, there's two outs, so forget about the runners. 744 00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:46,032 Get this guy at the plate. Come on, Rick. Get tough. 745 00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,825 This guy's a first-ball hitter. 746 00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,827 You gotta come up with something nasty. 747 00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:51,746 Fucking Dorn. This game should be over by now. 748 00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,290 He could have had that ball. He tanked it on purpose. 749 00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,751 This isn't the California Penal League, Vaughn. 750 00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,169 We're professionals here. 751 00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,712 We don't tank plays for personal reasons, 752 00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,547 so cut the crybaby shit. 753 00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,342 Now, you pitched a hell of a game. You want to finish it, don't you? 754 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,219 -Yeah. -All right. 755 00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,680 You think you can throw a strike on this pitch? 756 00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:11,307 There's not gonna be much on it. My arm feels like Jell-O right now. 757 00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:14,102 Just get it over the plate. I want him to swing. 758 00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,980 Last time I did that, the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet. 759 00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,481 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. 760 00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,275 Number 27, right fielder Mike Rexman. 761 00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,568 Hi, Rexman. 762 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,779 Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, 763 00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,073 you guys trailing by one in the ninth. 764 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,158 You got a chance to be a hero on national television. 765 00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,743 If you don't blow it. 766 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,996 By the way, I saw your wife at the Capri Lounge last night. 767 00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,164 Hell of a dancer. You must be very, very proud. 768 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:36,332 That guy she was with, 769 00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,126 I mean, I'm sure he's a close personal friend and all, 770 00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,335 but tell me, what was he doing 771 00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,671 wearing her panties on his head? 772 00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,381 Swung on and popped up. 773 00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:47,260 Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance. 774 00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,389 Taylor under it. He's got it, and this ball game is over... 775 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:52,515 Shit. 776 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,434 ...as the Indians hold out for a 3-2 victory. 777 00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,727 Yeah. 778 00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:58,021 Starting to come together, Pepper. Starting to come together. 779 00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,105 Yeah. 780 00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,820 Knock it off, Charlie. 781 00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,547 Well, hi, Jake. Come on in. 782 00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,382 Hi, Suzanne. 783 00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:28,593 -How are you? -Oh, I'm fine, thanks. 784 00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:31,846 I was just wondering if I might have a quick word with Roger? 785 00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,265 Well, sure. He's in the solarium. I'll get some coffee. 786 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,975 Oh, thank you. 787 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:39,562 United Airlines down three-quarters at 141. 788 00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:43,399 International Business Machines down one-half to 96 and three-eighths. 789 00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,859 American Telephone & Telegraph... 790 00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,361 -Hey, Jake. -Hey, Roger. 791 00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:49,614 Nice place. 792 00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,740 Yeah, we're still working on it, 793 00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,660 trying to figure if we wanna take this room Oriental or Santa Fe. 794 00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,121 Listen, Rog, I had to talk to you about something, 795 00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:59,290 and I didn't want to do it in front of the rest of the team. 796 00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,292 Yeah, sure. What is it? Here, have a seat. You want a beer? 797 00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,002 Oh, no, thank you. 798 00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:06,964 You have financial problems? 799 00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,050 I could put you on to a great investment guy. 800 00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,637 No, I don't have much of a portfolio right now, 801 00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,348 but, you know, what I was concerned about 802 00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,808 was why you didn't come up with that grounder 803 00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:18,559 that Reichart hit in the ninth. 804 00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:22,480 It was out of my reach. What do you want me to do, dive for it? 805 00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,568 Rog, it could have meant the game. 806 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,071 Oh, come on. Cut the rah-rah shit, Taylor. 807 00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:31,364 Year after this, I go free agent. 808 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,450 Plus, my agent and I got a couple of plans for life after baseball. 809 00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,536 So, I am not about to risk major injury, 810 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,871 or deface this property, for a collection of stiffs. 811 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:40,998 You know, Dorn, 812 00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,127 I liked you so much better when you were just a ballplayer. 813 00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,628 You were really great once. 814 00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,463 If you want to be an interior decorator now, 815 00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:48,840 that's none of my business, 816 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,217 but some of us still need this team. 817 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,720 Now, you listen to me. This is my last shot at a winner. 818 00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,056 And for the younger guys, it could be their only shot. 819 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,058 I don't know what happened to you, 820 00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:03,062 but if you ever, ever tank another play like you did today, 821 00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:08,067 I'm gonna cut your nuts off and stuff 'em down your fucking throat. 822 00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,821 Coffee, anybody? 823 00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:22,915 Hello again, all you Wahoo maniacs. This is Harry Doyle welcoming you 824 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,334 to another edition of Teepee Talk. 825 00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,003 Hey, in case you haven't noticed, 826 00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:29,547 and judging by the attendance, you haven't, 827 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:32,425 the Indians have managed to win a few here and there, 828 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,927 and are threatening to climb out of the cellar. 829 00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,648 Wild thing, you make my heart sing. 830 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:55,281 You know, they could be a lot worse. 831 00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,492 You know, these guys ain't so fucking bad. 832 00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:07,460 Oh, boy, this old body could use a soak. 833 00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,837 Yeah? Well, forget it, 'cause it ain't working again. 834 00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:13,299 Damn it! I thought they were gonna replace this thing. 835 00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,385 Hey! No hot water in here. 836 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:19,388 I've had it with this nickel-and-dime stuff. 837 00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,183 I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone. 838 00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:25,561 -You wanted to talk to the bitch? -Yeah. 839 00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,649 Don't you think you ought to cover yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown? 840 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,192 We're out of towels, 841 00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:34,070 and I'm too old to go diving into lockers. 842 00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:36,155 I can take it if you can. 843 00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:41,953 What happened to the new whirlpool we were supposed to get? 844 00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:46,666 Revenue problems have forced us to cut back on equipment. 845 00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,503 Cups still work, though. 846 00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,630 We'll simply have to fix the old whirlpool. 847 00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,966 You fixed it six times already. 848 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,260 Now there's no hot water in the shower. 849 00:59:57,344 --> 01:00:00,346 The pipes in this building are old and rusted. 850 01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:05,142 We're replacing them, but it's a long, expensive process. 851 01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,269 Sorry. 852 01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:07,770 How am I supposed to keep my players healthy 853 01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,272 with cold water and no therapy equipment? 854 01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,608 Your players will just have to get a little tougher. 855 01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:16,737 What are they, a bunch of pansies? 856 01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,992 Over 162 games, even tough guys get sprains, 857 01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,285 sore arms, muscle pulls. 858 01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,412 It's only temporary. 859 01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:27,248 Besides, these guys weren't playing that good 860 01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,041 when the equipment was working. 861 01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,460 If I could get anybody to come out and watch this team, 862 01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:34,130 none of this would be necessary. 863 01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:39,218 You ought to be grateful I can still afford to pay your salary. 864 01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,238 Harris winds and delivers. 865 01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:01,907 Vaseline ball, swung on and grounded to short. 866 01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,202 Hey, easy play for Malina. Up with it, throws to first. 867 01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,746 And this ball game is over, 868 01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:09,874 as the Indians beat the Tigers five to four. 869 01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:14,420 Harris struggled, but picked up his ninth win of the season. 870 01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,777 Frank, I need a car, quick, 871 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,570 and mine's on the other side of the stadium. 872 01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:41,697 -Take the bullpen car. -Yeah. 873 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,154 Whose place are we at this time? 874 01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:04,655 Mine. 875 01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,410 Did you follow me again? 876 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,537 I spotted you in the stands. 877 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,540 Figured you wanted to see me about something. 878 01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,793 I just wanted to see you play. 879 01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,295 How was I? 880 01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:22,590 You ought to open your stance a little. They're pitching you inside. 881 01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,218 I'll try that. 882 01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:27,928 What's all this? 883 01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,223 I'm moving in with Tom. 884 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:35,519 -Going uptown, huh? -No. 885 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,813 Not going uptown. 886 01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:41,525 Just want to lead a regular life, you know. Like an adult, maybe? 887 01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:44,069 You think I can't lead a regular life? 888 01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,697 Oh, God, Jake. 889 01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:47,990 Do you like the life you've had? 890 01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,368 You like hanging out with the boys, living in hotels, 891 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:54,788 having girls send you their underwear in the mail. 892 01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:58,167 Remember the surprise party I threw for you on your birthday? 893 01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,627 You never showed up, 894 01:03:59,711 --> 01:04:02,505 but the doorbell rang once, and we all got real quiet 895 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,673 and hid behind the furniture. 896 01:04:04,758 --> 01:04:07,051 It was a guy to serve you with a paternity suit. 897 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:10,679 That was a hoax. The girl was looking for some publicity. 898 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:13,432 Yeah, but you'd obviously been with her. 899 01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:16,018 And it happened in front of all of our friends. 900 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:18,145 Those days are gone, Lynn. 901 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:22,775 I'm just a guy trying to put his life back together. 902 01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,196 I've come back to you so many times, Jake. 903 01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,740 I can't afford to believe you anymore. 904 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:30,908 Well, 905 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,453 I guess this is our last hurrah, then. 906 01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,122 Yeah. I guess so. 907 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:47,925 Hey, 908 01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:51,637 did you ever read Moby Dick? 909 01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:54,974 Cover to cover, babe. 910 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,060 When's the wedding? 911 01:04:58,144 --> 01:04:59,687 October 3rd. 912 01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,564 Your folks like this guy? 913 01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,567 You're still their favorite. 914 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,695 -Gonna be a big wedding? -No, Tom doesn't like big weddings. 915 01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:10,906 You know, you could have read Plot Outlines of 101 Great Novels. 916 01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,616 -Where? -At any library. 917 01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:16,495 -No, no, no. Where's the wedding? -Oh, All Saints, on Euclid. 918 01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,340 -Nice church. -Yeah. 919 01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,224 -Who saved Ishmael at the end? -What? 920 01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,643 Nobody. It was Queequoc's... Queequeg's coffin. 921 01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:41,020 Yeah. 922 01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,358 -Am I invited? -Where? 923 01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,611 -To the wedding. -Yeah. 924 01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,362 -Lynn? -What? 925 01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,448 The zipper on your skirt's stuck. 926 01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,533 Use your imagination. 927 01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,163 You know, this doesn't change anything. 928 01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,123 We were always good at this. 929 01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:20,976 We're 60 and 60. Nine games out of first. 930 01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,853 Who do these guys think they are? 931 01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,481 Maybe you just have to accept the fact they're not as bad as you hoped. 932 01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,900 I don't have to accept anything. 933 01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:30,110 Attendance is only just beginning to rise. 934 01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:32,821 If we can force a losing streak, we can still turn this thing around. 935 01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:35,616 What's left to do? You've taken away everything you can. 936 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,867 Not everything. 937 01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,919 Hey, Ricky, I'll trade you Song of Hiawatha for The Deerslayer. 938 01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:49,254 Nah, I'm not into Song of Hiawatha. 939 01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:52,257 Veg-head, I think I got one here that's right up your alley. 940 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,176 Crime and Punishment. 941 01:06:57,389 --> 01:07:00,099 Hey, is that a detective story? Yeah? 942 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:03,560 "Wild Thing" Vaughn 943 01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:06,605 roughed up in his only other appearance against the Yankees, 944 01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,856 in a little jam here. 945 01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,483 He fanned Burton to open the inning, 946 01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,361 walked Saslow, gave up a double to Billy Leff, 947 01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,862 which will bring up Haywood, 948 01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:16,281 who leads the league in most offensive categories, 949 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,117 including nose hair. 950 01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:21,495 When this guy sneezes, he looks like a party favor. 951 01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,664 Taylor, they ain't released you yet? 952 01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,333 Haywood's a convicted felon, isn't he, Monte? 953 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,961 -Doesn't really say it here. -Well, he should be. 954 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,547 Vaughn among the league leaders in strikeouts now, 955 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,465 up on the rubber and ready to work. 956 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,093 And from the wind-up, here he comes. 957 01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:40,013 Haywood swings and crushes one towards South America. 958 01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,725 Tomlinson's gonna need a visa to catch this one. 959 01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:46,937 It is out of here, and there's nothing left but a vapor trail. 960 01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:50,816 Vaughn continues to have problems with Haywood and the Yankees. 961 01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,276 Oh, boy. 962 01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:01,702 Hi, Lou. 963 01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:03,328 Donovan, what are you doing here? 964 01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:06,373 Well, I just wanted to get back out on the road again. 965 01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:09,918 You know, you had a hell of a road trip. You nearly pulled that one out today. 966 01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:13,172 Someday we'll figure out how to beat those guys. 967 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:16,341 You know, you've done a great job this year. 968 01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,219 60 and 61 is hardly a great job. 969 01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:21,597 With this club, it is. 970 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:25,434 You know, there's a lot of talent on this club, Charlie. 971 01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,352 The veterans are starting to play back to form, 972 01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,354 and the rookies are developing faster than I thought. 973 01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,649 There's two or three potential all-stars in there. 974 01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:36,153 I think we're a contender, right now. 975 01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:37,988 You really believe that, don't you? 976 01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:39,281 I know it. 977 01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:42,659 All we need is something to bring it all together. 978 01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:46,663 Rachel Phelps will never allow that to happen. 979 01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:55,672 Can I have your attention, please? 980 01:08:57,175 --> 01:09:00,552 I have something I think you all ought to know about. 981 01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:06,266 It seems that Mrs. Phelps doesn't think too highly of our worth. 982 01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:09,812 She put this team together 983 01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:13,482 because she thought we'd be bad enough to finish dead last, 984 01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,150 knocking attendance down to the point 985 01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:18,111 where she could move the team to Miami 986 01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,365 and get rid of all of us for better personnel. 987 01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,076 Even me? 988 01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:25,494 Even you, Dorn. 989 01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,454 What if we don't finish last? 990 01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:30,332 She'll replace you with somebody who will. 991 01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:34,127 After this season, you'll be sent back to the minors 992 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,797 or given your outright release. 993 01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,603 Well, then I guess there's only one thing left to do. 994 01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:53,564 What's that? 995 01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,775 Win the whole fucking thing. 996 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,454 -Yeah. -Yes! 997 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,625 Yes! 998 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:17,546 Yeah. 999 01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:19,756 Yeah. 1000 01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:30,017 I figure it's gonna take 32 more victories to win this thing. 1001 01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:34,605 Every time we win, we peel a section. 1002 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:36,648 Yeah. 1003 01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:44,865 Come on. 1004 01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:51,163 Oh, shit. 1005 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:03,759 Strike! 1006 01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,093 He's out! 1007 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,227 Safe! 1008 01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,022 -Yeah, man. -Yes! 1009 01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,580 Strike! 1010 01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:35,874 Strike! 1011 01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,464 Shit! 1012 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,637 He's out! 1013 01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:56,269 Hello. Do you know us? We're a major league baseball team. 1014 01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,856 But since we haven't won a pennant in over 30 years, 1015 01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,733 nobody recognizes us, 1016 01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,944 not even in our own hometown. 1017 01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,030 That's why we carry the American Express card. 1018 01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:10,242 No matter how far out of first we are, it's cool. 1019 01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:11,994 You know, it keeps us from getting shut out 1020 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:15,247 at our favorite hotels and restaurant-type places. 1021 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,624 So, if you're looking for some big-league clout, 1022 01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:20,085 apply for that little green home-run hitter. 1023 01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,920 Look what it's done for us. 1024 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,589 People still don't recognize us, but... 1025 01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:28,301 We're contenders now. 1026 01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:31,847 The American Express card. Don't steal home without it. 1027 01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,162 Yeah! 1028 01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,552 Safe! 1029 01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,183 Cowabunga! 1030 01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:00,143 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 1031 01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:01,478 The incredible has happened. 1032 01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:03,730 Even though it comes as no surprise to this commentator, 1033 01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:07,109 the Indians have finished the regular season in a first-place tie 1034 01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,193 with the New York Yankees 1035 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,737 on the strength of a 4-2 win over the White Sox 1036 01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:12,864 in Chicago today. 1037 01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:20,831 All right! 1038 01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,959 Not bad for a has-been and a couple of never-will-be's, huh? 1039 01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,293 Yeah. Yeah. 1040 01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:28,547 We haven't won anything yet. Still got one game to go. 1041 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,467 The Indians are still savoring their victory today in Chicago 1042 01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:34,469 but are due to leave in a few hours. 1043 01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:36,221 We're going to go back now to Ross Farmer, 1044 01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,431 who's standing by with the team at their hotel. 1045 01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,058 Thank you, Hal. Well, as you can see, 1046 01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,269 the Indians are in high spirits tonight, 1047 01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,188 looking forward to their final showdown 1048 01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,023 with the Yankees. 1049 01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,610 Who will start that game is still a matter of some conjecture, 1050 01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:54,156 but the smart money is on the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris, 1051 01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:58,076 or the young fireballer, "Wild Thing" Ricky Vaughn. 1052 01:14:58,244 --> 01:14:59,619 Meanwhile, the Yanks have announced 1053 01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:02,664 that they will start 20-game winner Steve Jackson, 1054 01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,458 a curve-ball specialist who has shut... 1055 01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,052 You wanted to see me, skip? 1056 01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,222 Yeah, Rick. Have a seat. 1057 01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,563 I just wanted to tell you that I'm starting Harris 1058 01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,857 against the Yankees tomorrow, 1059 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:32,110 even though I know it's your turn in the rotation. 1060 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,696 He's got a little more experience, 1061 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:37,741 with a bit better record against the Yankees. 1062 01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,786 Yeah, I guess what's best for the team. 1063 01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,080 Don't read anything into it, Rick. 1064 01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,875 You're one of the guys that got us here. 1065 01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,214 Hello again, everybody. 1066 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,883 Harry Doyle coming to you live from the stadium, 1067 01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,010 where the Indians have just returned home 1068 01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,554 in preparation for their one-game play-off 1069 01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:02,891 with the New York Yankees for the Eastern Division Championship. 1070 01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:06,102 We'll have interviews on Indians Powwow at 8:00, 1071 01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:10,023 but in the meantime, get your tomahawks ready, Cleveland. 1072 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,984 You're the best! 1073 01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,405 You mind if I join you? 1074 01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:02,242 I don't think I'd be very good company right now. 1075 01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:05,036 -Why not? -Nothing. 1076 01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,247 Job problem. 1077 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,793 -I'm a ballplayer. -I know. 1078 01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:14,879 But that's not why I came over here. 1079 01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:17,132 I don't chase ballplayers. 1080 01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:19,384 Why'd you come over here then? 1081 01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:26,099 Because you are the sexiest man I have ever laid eyes on, 1082 01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:32,355 and you look like you could use a friend. 1083 01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,736 Check. 1084 01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,492 Where are you going? 1085 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,369 I've got to get home. 1086 01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,081 I don't think I ever got your name. 1087 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,084 Suzanne. Suzanne Dorn. 1088 01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:57,213 Suzanne Dorn? 1089 01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,385 Mrs. Roger Dorn. 1090 01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:08,600 So long. You're a great kid. 1091 01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,444 Hi, Jake. 1092 01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:32,582 I didn't know who she was. I swear to God. 1093 01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:36,920 Got one off the chest, but he's up with it, and it's over! 1094 01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:40,048 Bye-bye, honey. See you at the park. Wish me luck. 1095 01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,553 Before you go, 1096 01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,264 there's something I'd like to tell you. 1097 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,432 What? 1098 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:51,893 I don't know what Dorn's wife is up to, but I think it best 1099 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,145 if you get dressed out early and out to the bullpen 1100 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,981 before Dorn hits the clubhouse, okay? 1101 01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,734 Hey, we got a big problem. 1102 01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:01,820 Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. 1103 01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,948 He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken. 1104 01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,157 Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people 1105 01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,076 puking in the locker room before the game. 1106 01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,120 God, what next? 1107 01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:13,331 All right, tell him not to worry. I'll think of something. Come on. 1108 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,251 Jake. 1109 01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,628 Where's Vaughn? Seen him around? 1110 01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,882 If you do, tell him I'd like to have a little talk with him. 1111 01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,598 -Thanks, Pepper. -Yeah. 1112 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,143 One whole chicken, just like you said. 1113 01:19:58,252 --> 01:19:59,335 Hello again, everybody. 1114 01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:02,130 Harry Doyle bidding you a big Wahoo welcome 1115 01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,798 from Municipal Stadium, 1116 01:20:03,883 --> 01:20:09,012 where tonight, before a capacity crowd of 75,000 screaming feather-heads, 1117 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,556 the fighting braves of the Cuyahoga 1118 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,142 will leave their teepees in search of Cleveland's 1119 01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,479 first league championship in over 30 years. 1120 01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:20,106 Standing in the way, their long-time nemesis, 1121 01:20:20,191 --> 01:20:21,608 the New York Yankees. 1122 01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:24,360 Trying to put the stop on the Yanks will be Eddie Harris, 1123 01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:26,696 the tribe's veteran right-hander. 1124 01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,949 -Monte, anything to add? -No. 1125 01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,952 He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing, folks. 1126 01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,079 All right, we're set to go. 1127 01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,502 -Are you ready? -We're ready! 1128 01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:42,629 Are you ready? Let's take it to 'em! 1129 01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:19,415 Two out in the first inning, and Harris looking very sharp, so far. 1130 01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,961 The sign from Taylor. The target goes up, and the pitch. 1131 01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,798 Here's a bouncer to third, easy play for Dorn. 1132 01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:30,802 Fires across to Metcalfe, and the Yankees are gone in the first. 1133 01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:36,516 Bottom of the third, 1134 01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,394 Cerrano swings and misses, strike three. 1135 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,564 Springer leads away from first. 1136 01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,942 Harris comes to the plate, Taylor, snap throw to first, got him! 1137 01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,403 Springer is picked off. 1138 01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:51,447 Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up, 1139 01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:54,492 and that will do it for the Indians in the fourth. 1140 01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:58,079 Harris delivers. K-Y ball hit toward the hole. 1141 01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:01,916 Hey, great stop by Dorn! Throws in time, and he got him. 1142 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:04,919 A curve ball, and down goes Cerrano again. 1143 01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:06,337 Strike! 1144 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,090 Williams swings and drives one deep. 1145 01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:13,261 Back goes Hayes. Way back to the wall. 1146 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:15,763 Jumps, and makes a great catch! 1147 01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:19,142 What a play, and the Yankees are turned away in the sixth! 1148 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,404 Still nothing-nothing. Top of the seventh, with two out. 1149 01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:33,823 Harris has been in trouble, but has battled his way out 1150 01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,075 with the help of some great defensive plays. 1151 01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,578 All right, here's Burton coming on. 1152 01:22:41,332 --> 01:22:45,168 Harris, from the stretch, is ready, and here he comes to Burton. 1153 01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,420 He swings and drives one to right field. 1154 01:22:47,504 --> 01:22:52,342 Uh-oh, this one is way back, way back. It is off the reservation. 1155 01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:56,387 A home run, and the Yankees now lead two to nothing. 1156 01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,932 That ought to shut these people up. 1157 01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,852 Well, the Indians have been living dangerously all night, 1158 01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,563 and Burton finally burned them. 1159 01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:07,482 One down, bottom of the seventh. 1160 01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,276 Taylor hits a ground ball to short. Danello up with it. 1161 01:23:10,361 --> 01:23:13,571 On to first in time, and Taylor is hobbling a little 1162 01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,907 as he goes back to the dugout. 1163 01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:24,457 -Now batting, number 24. -Go, Roger. 1164 01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:28,503 Third baseman, Roger Dorn. 1165 01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:31,506 Dorn up. Two men out, bottom of the seventh. 1166 01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:34,092 The Indians running out of chances. 1167 01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:36,302 Dorn, off to a slow start this year, 1168 01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:40,556 has come on lately, hitting .271, with 86 RBIs. 1169 01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:42,975 Here's the wind-up, and the pitch to him. 1170 01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:46,521 And he swings and drives a base hit to left field. 1171 01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:53,027 And the Indians have a runner here with two men out 1172 01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:55,780 on a sharp single to left by Dorn. 1173 01:23:56,281 --> 01:24:00,576 All right. That'll bring up Cerrano, the big man, with two away, 1174 01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:03,204 and he represents the tying run. 1175 01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:07,709 Now batting, number 13, Pedro Cerrano. 1176 01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:09,252 Cerrano hitless tonight. 1177 01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:11,796 As a matter of fact, he hasn't touched the ball yet. 1178 01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:16,467 -Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! -Pedro! Pedro! Pedro! 1179 01:24:19,513 --> 01:24:21,723 Cerrano ready now. 1180 01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:23,975 Here's the pitch. Swings and misses. 1181 01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,811 We should have gotten a live chicken. 1182 01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:30,398 Cerrano digging in. Down a strike. 1183 01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,902 Jackson gets his sign, and comes set. 1184 01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:37,780 Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch. 1185 01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:39,991 A curve ball. Swung on and missed. 1186 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:43,619 Strike two, and Cerrano wasn't even close to that one. 1187 01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,206 Pissed off now, Jobu. 1188 01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:50,001 Look, I good to you. I stick up for you. 1189 01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,837 If you no help me now, 1190 01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:57,383 I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself. 1191 01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:13,399 Jackson wants a new sign. Now he's got what he likes. 1192 01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,070 Here's the pitch to Cerrano. 1193 01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:21,240 He swings, and drives one to deep left. 1194 01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:25,536 Way back! Way back! This ball is gone! 1195 01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:26,788 Yeah! 1196 01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:53,105 Jobu! Yes! 1197 01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:03,616 Sit down, Charlie. 1198 01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:23,553 Welcome to the happy hunting ground! 1199 01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:25,805 The Indians have tied it at two 1200 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:28,474 on a two-run blast by Cerrano. 1201 01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:35,231 Two outs, top of the ninth, still tied at two. 1202 01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:37,483 Harris working on a seven-hitter. 1203 01:26:37,568 --> 01:26:40,194 Here's the pitch. Saslow hits a long drive. 1204 01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:43,072 This one's gonna get over Cerrano's head and off the wall. 1205 01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,868 Cerrano up with it. Fires it back in, Marx digging for third. 1206 01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:49,370 Saslow into second with a standing double, 1207 01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:51,873 and the Yankees have runners at second and third, 1208 01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:55,126 as Harris is now beginning to show signs of fatigue. 1209 01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:56,419 Shit! 1210 01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:58,838 Get Vaughn up. 1211 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:05,845 Activity continues in the bullpen. 1212 01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,306 Harris is in real trouble now. 1213 01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,893 He got the first two hitters, then gave up a single and a double, 1214 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312 and has now gone 3 and 0 to Cheevers. 1215 01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:18,232 Harris sets, checks the runners. 1216 01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:21,110 Comes to the plate. High, ball four, 1217 01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,946 and the bases are loaded, and that's gonna bring up 1218 01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:27,408 Clue Haywood, the biggest Indian-killer of them all. 1219 01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,577 Taylor and Brown on their way to the mound, 1220 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:33,456 and this could be all for Harris. He has pitched a beauty. 1221 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,252 How's it holding, Eddie? You look a little tired. 1222 01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:41,756 I'm throwing every piece of junk I can think of at 'em, skipper. 1223 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,382 I got enough left for one more hitter. 1224 01:27:43,467 --> 01:27:45,217 Nah. You pitched a hell of a game there. 1225 01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:48,346 Take a seat, and we'll see if we can get this guy out for you. 1226 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,681 -All right. -Good game, Eddie. 1227 01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:52,683 Give me Vaughn. 1228 01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:54,727 You want Vaughn? 1229 01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,520 I know he hasn't done very well against this guy, 1230 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,731 but I got a hunch he's due. 1231 01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,484 Good job. Good job. 1232 01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:23,923 Wild thing 1233 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,426 You make my heart sing 1234 01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,762 I hate this fucking song. 1235 01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:36,644 Come on, wild thing 1236 01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:50,741 Wild thing, I think I love you 1237 01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,912 But I wanna know for sure 1238 01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:05,840 Okay, Ricky. 1239 01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,384 Haywood likes the hard stuff out over the plate, 1240 01:29:08,468 --> 01:29:11,595 so bust him in, and don't get up with anything. 1241 01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:14,348 -You listening to me, Rick? -Yeah. 1242 01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:17,143 Okay, you're my man. Go get him, kid. 1243 01:29:19,730 --> 01:29:23,482 This guy's the out you've been waiting your whole life for. 1244 01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:27,111 Wild thing 1245 01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,489 Come on, wild thing 1246 01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:35,161 Come on, come on, come on, wild thing 1247 01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:37,788 Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it 1248 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:38,956 Wild thing 1249 01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,961 Come on, come on, wild thing 1250 01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:47,840 So, a surprise move by Brown here, bringing in the Wild Thing, 1251 01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:51,635 who's been shelled in two outings against the Yankees. 1252 01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,684 Oh, shit. 1253 01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:12,156 Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you. 1254 01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:16,744 Strike this motherfucker out! 1255 01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:31,842 Okay, the conference on the mound is over, 1256 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,844 and we are ready to go. 1257 01:30:34,179 --> 01:30:39,183 Now batting, number six, first baseman, Clue Haywood. 1258 01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:45,272 Haywood steps in, 1259 01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:47,149 the American League's Triple Crown winner. 1260 01:30:47,234 --> 01:30:51,195 .341 average, 48 homers, 121 RBIs. 1261 01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:54,490 He's homered the only two times he's faced Vaughn. 1262 01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:07,211 All right, Ricky. Let's get nasty. 1263 01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:11,507 Haywood's set at the plate. 1264 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,385 Vaughn, from the wind-up... 1265 01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:16,137 Swing and a miss. 1266 01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,766 That sucker was moving, wasn't it? 1267 01:31:20,851 --> 01:31:24,228 If it hit you, it'd leave a two-foot hole coming out. 1268 01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:28,440 Okay, what shall we call now? 1269 01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:31,735 Let's see what the kid feels about the old number one. 1270 01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:38,325 Wild Thing delivers. Strike two! 1271 01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:39,952 Fuck! 1272 01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:49,003 Forget about the curve ball, Ricky. Give him the heater. 1273 01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:52,381 Now, shit. All these pitches to choose from. 1274 01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,885 Maybe we ought to try something different this time. 1275 01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,209 -Got him swinging! -Strike three! 1276 01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:30,920 All right, Ricky! Yeah! 1277 01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:47,061 Oh, Lordy! Three straight heaters, and the Yankees are blown down. 1278 01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:50,314 No runs, two hits, three left on. 1279 01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,483 And are you ready, Cleveland? 1280 01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:55,819 We go to the Indian ninth still tied at two. 1281 01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:59,657 Can you believe this, Monte? 1282 01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:05,746 One down in the ninth. Jackson delivers, Tomlinson swings 1283 01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,790 and drives one deep to right field! 1284 01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:11,418 Back goes Worberg and makes the catch against the wall. 1285 01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,255 Tomlinson gave it a ride, but came up short. 1286 01:33:14,839 --> 01:33:17,758 That's gonna bring a visit to the mound. 1287 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:21,345 And Horton wasting no time. He's going to the Duke. 1288 01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:28,560 The Duke leads the league in saves, strikeouts per inning 1289 01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:30,020 and hit batsmen. 1290 01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:33,274 This guy threw at his own kid in a father-son game. 1291 01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:39,029 Now batting, number double zero, center fielder Willie Mays Hayes. 1292 01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:42,574 Two down now, as Hayes steps in, hitting .291. 1293 01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:45,619 Trying to get something going for the tribe. 1294 01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:49,331 The Duke, who's been overpowering down the stretch, 1295 01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:53,085 has not been scored upon in his last 16 appearances. 1296 01:33:54,754 --> 01:33:59,008 The Duke ready now and delivers. Here's a high chopper towards short. 1297 01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:01,802 Danello charges. Can he get him? No! 1298 01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,637 -Safe! -Hayes beat it! 1299 01:34:11,521 --> 01:34:12,563 All right! 1300 01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:30,622 -Going somewhere, meat? -About 90 feet. 1301 01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:35,711 Number seven, catcher Jake Taylor. 1302 01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,844 Taylor to the plate. 1303 01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:46,847 He's 0 for 12 against the Duke, lifetime. 1304 01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:49,641 The Duke has his sign and is ready. 1305 01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:51,352 Hayes with a good lead. 1306 01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:53,604 -Go! Go! Go! Go! -Go! Go! Go! Go! 1307 01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:02,863 A quick move by the Duke, and Hayes just beat it back. 1308 01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:04,531 Safe! 1309 01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,545 Hayes leads away again. 1310 01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:21,382 Tie game, 2-2, two outs in the ninth, 1311 01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:22,841 and the winning run at first. 1312 01:35:22,926 --> 01:35:25,386 Hayes out to a big lead now. 1313 01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:36,563 Hayes goes! 1314 01:35:41,778 --> 01:35:43,862 Come on! 1315 01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:47,032 Come on, Willie. 1316 01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:49,827 Here's the throw. 1317 01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:51,912 -Safe! -Yeah! 1318 01:35:51,996 --> 01:35:53,122 Yeah! 1319 01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,296 All right, Willie! Way to go! 1320 01:36:03,716 --> 01:36:07,052 -Whoo! All right! -You, man! You, man! 1321 01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:11,432 It's up to Taylor now, 1322 01:36:11,516 --> 01:36:15,436 as the Indians have the winning run in scoring position. 1323 01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:25,362 That's a hell of an idea. 1324 01:36:45,884 --> 01:36:48,469 What's this? Taylor is pointing to the bleachers. 1325 01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:50,387 He's calling his shot. 1326 01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,518 Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth in the '32 World Series. 1327 01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:59,605 Hayes leads from second, as Duke takes his stretch. 1328 01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:00,981 The pitch. 1329 01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:03,984 Look out! Down goes Taylor! 1330 01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:12,910 Come on, hairball! Cut down on that shit, man! 1331 01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:15,204 Bring that shit to me, man. 1332 01:37:15,288 --> 01:37:18,499 Taylor back up, refusing to dust himself off 1333 01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:21,585 after Duke gave him a little chin music. 1334 01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:28,008 Taylor's pointing again! 1335 01:37:34,015 --> 01:37:38,227 Unbelievable. They're on their feet here, stomping, clapping. 1336 01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,438 Come on. Join in wherever you are out there. 1337 01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:42,940 Let's hear you, Cleveland! 1338 01:37:43,024 --> 01:37:45,317 -Go, go, go! -Go, go, go! 1339 01:37:56,621 --> 01:37:58,664 Taylor waits at the plate. 1340 01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,417 The Duke at the belt. Hayes away from second. 1341 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:11,510 Here comes the 1-1 pitch. 1342 01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,600 Taylor bunts. 1343 01:38:18,685 --> 01:38:19,685 Shit. 1344 01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:46,670 Safe! 1345 01:38:47,839 --> 01:38:51,216 Hayes around third! He's gonna try to score! 1346 01:38:53,011 --> 01:38:55,095 Here comes the throw. 1347 01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:01,476 He slides! He is... 1348 01:39:01,978 --> 01:39:03,228 Safe! Safe! 1349 01:39:03,855 --> 01:39:06,064 And the Indians win it! The Indians win it! 1350 01:39:06,149 --> 01:39:08,692 Oh, my God! The Indians win it! 1351 01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:25,083 I can't believe it! 1352 01:39:51,319 --> 01:39:54,319 We did it! We did it! 98234

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