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Yeah!
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Stay! Stay!
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-Stay!
-I got it!
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Good morning, gentlemen,
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and welcome to another season
of Indians baseball.
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I know it may not seem the same
without Donald here,
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but I promise you,
by the end of this season,
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we will have made history.
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Unfortunately, there are
some in the press who feel that
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"the ex-showgirl wife of Donald Phelps
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"has no business being the owner
of a major league baseball team."
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Spring training begins in two weeks.
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Here's a list of the players
we'll be inviting to camp.
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I never heard of half of these guys,
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and the ones I do know
are way past their prime.
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Most of these guys never had a prime.
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The facts are, we lost
our two best players to free agency.
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We haven't won a pennant
in over 35 years.
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We haven't placed higher than fourth
in the last 15.
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Obviously, it's time for some changes.
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-This guy here is dead.
-Cross him off, then.
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Spring training starts on the 1st.
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How do you think the Indians
will do this year?
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It doesn't look too good.
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These guys don't look too fucking good.
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Oh, hi, Charlie. Come in, have a seat.
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I'm glad you called me in.
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I'm still unclear
about a couple of things.
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Oh, really? Like what?
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Well, if I'm the GM,
who's gonna be the manager?
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I was thinking of Lou Brown.
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Who's Lou Brown?
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He's managed the Toledo Mud Hens
of the International League
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for the last 30 years.
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I think he'll fit right in
with our team concept.
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What exactly is our team concept?
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That's what I wanted
to talk to you about, Charlie.
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I want to put together a team
that'll help us relocate to Miami.
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What do you mean?
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Some of these guys
are furniture movers?
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I'm serious about this, Charlie.
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It's no secret
I've never liked Cleveland much.
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The stadium's falling apart,
we don't draw dick, the weather's lousy.
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Another couple years of this,
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and I'm gonna have to start
feeding Cha-Cha real dog food.
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Mrs. Phelps, you just can't
up and move a team on a whim.
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It's hardly a whim.
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Miami's offered
to build us a new stadium:
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62,000 capacity,
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45 VIP boxes,
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and for me, a mansion in Boca Raton,
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plus free membership in
the Palm Beach Polo and Country Club.
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Now, no other franchise in baseball
can match that deal.
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The league will never let us
leave Cleveland.
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We got a lease with the city.
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The lease says
we have the right to move
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if the attendance falls below 800,000
for the year.
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Paragraph 40, line 17.
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If we play bad enough, we should
be able to come in under that.
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What are you saying?
You want us to lose?
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No. We've been losing.
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What I want is for us to finish dead last.
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-Yeah?
-Hello, Jake?
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This is Charlie Donovan,
the new GM of the Cleveland Indians.
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Yeah.
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We'd love for you
to come to spring training
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for a shot at this year's club.
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-Is that you, Talbert?
-What?
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This isn't very funny, you know.
I'm hung over,
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my knees are killing me,
and if you're gonna pull this shit,
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at least you could have said
you were from the Yankees.
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Tire World.
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Hello, Lou? This is Charlie Donovan
of the Cleveland Indians.
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How would you like to manage
the Indians this year?
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I don't know.
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What do you mean, you don't know?
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This is a chance to manage
in the big leagues.
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Let me think it over, will you, Charlie?
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I got a guy on the other line
about some whitewalls.
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I'll talk to you later.
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Rick, we heard about your pitching
out of Portland last year.
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I'm not really with them anymore.
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Well, we'd still like to take a look at you
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at our spring camp in Arizona,
March the 1st.
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Well, I'm not sure I can make it by then.
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There's Jake Taylor.
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He was an all-star at Boston, wasn't he?
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Yeah, wound up in the Mexican League.
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Had some problems with his knees.
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-Wish we had him two years ago.
-We did.
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Four years ago, then.
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Who is that?
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Must be Cerrano.
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Defected from Cuba.
Wanted religious freedom.
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What's his religion?
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Voodoo.
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I thought you didn't have
any high-priced talent.
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Forgot about Dorn,
'cause he's only high-priced.
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Picked him up as a free agent
three years ago.
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Still hits the ball pretty well, doesn't he?
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Yeah. He just can't field it.
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We'll shape him up.
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Hey.
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I don't recognize this guy.
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Say, hey. Willie Mays Hayes here.
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Play like Mays, but I run like Hayes.
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How you doing?
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How you doing?
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-My man.
-Lou Brown. Nice to meet you, Hayes.
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The parking lot is right out there.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and don't you guys go anywhere.
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I plan to put on a hitting display.
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I don't remember a Hayes on the list.
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Look at this fucking guy.
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My kinda team, Charlie.
It's my kinda team.
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Mr. Dorn.
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Harris! How you doing?
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Hey, that weave is looking good, huh?
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It's better than that rug of yours.
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Whoa! Another freak show candidate.
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How do you cut your hair, rook?
Vegematic?
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The earring's cute, too. Have you got
the matching bracelet, veg-head?
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Whoa.
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-Watch yourself, Rog.
-Mr. Tough Guy.
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Hi. Jake Taylor.
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So, you got a name,
or are you gonna settle for "veg-head"?
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-Vaughn. Rick Vaughn.
-Hi, Rick.
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Hey, forget about Dorn.
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He's always a little tough
on the rookies.
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You get a lot worse from other clubs.
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Say, hey! How you doing?
Willie Mays Hayes here.
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Jake Taylor here.
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Rick Vaughn.
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What the hell league
you been playing in?
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California Penal.
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Never heard of it.
Well, how'd you end up playing there?
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Stole a car.
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Hey, big guy. You a golfer?
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Hats for bats.
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Yeah. What's your handicap?
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Keep bats warm.
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Gracias.
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Whoa, amigo, I...
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You can't...
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You're welcome.
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This is the guy
that wasn't invited to the camp.
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Let's take his ass out.
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Shit! I've been cut already?
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Who the hell is that?
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Get him a uniform.
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All right.
Did you get enough hay for him?
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You sure?
Take good care of it, all right? All right.
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Hey, Jake. How's the knees holding up?
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Great. Never been better.
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Mobility's good? No problem
getting off the throw to second?
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No problemo.
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I need a catcher, Jake,
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somebody who can lead this team
on the field.
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So, I want the absolute truth here.
Are you 100%?
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Yeah. Would I bullshit you
about something like that?
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You better,
if you wanna make this team.
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Second base!
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Shit.
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Well, you may run like Mays,
but you hit like shit.
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With your speed,
you should hit the ball on the ground
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and be legging them out.
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Every time I see you hit one in the air,
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you owe me 20 pushups.
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Hey, no problem.
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Shit.
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All right, Vaughn,
they tell us you're a pitcher.
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You're sure not much of a dresser.
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We wear caps and sleeves
at this level, son.
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Understood?
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All right, let's see what you can do.
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-Nice velocity.
-Sounded like it.
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Jesus.
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How much?
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96.
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Better teach this kid some control
before he kills somebody.
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Come on, Dorn.
Get in front of the damn ball.
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Don't give me this olé bullshit.
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Look, I took one of those
in the eye last year.
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I'm not about to lose my sight.
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I'm deeply moved.
Every time you play one off your hips,
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you owe me 40 sit-ups.
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What?
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Jesus. This guy hits a ton.
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How come nobody else
picked up on him?
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Okay, Eddie, that's enough fastballs.
Throw him some breaking balls.
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Lou, I want a word with you here.
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Sure.
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About those sit-ups you want me to do,
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I got it right here in my contract.
Says I don't have to do any calisthenics
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I don't feel are necessary.
So, what do you think about that?
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Two hundred pushups. How am I
supposed to hit if I can't lift my arms?
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Shit.
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The way I played today,
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I wouldn't be surprised
if they red-tagged me already.
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What do you mean?
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You get a red tag on your locker,
it means the manager wants to see you
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because you just died
and went down to the minors.
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Hey, don't worry, kid.
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They ain't gonna cut anybody
the first day.
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What's that shit on your chest?
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Crisco.
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Bardahl.
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Vagisil.
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Any one of 'em will give you
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another 2 to 3 inches drop
on your curve ball.
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'Course, if the umps
are watching me close,
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I just rub a little jalapeño
inside my nose, get it running.
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Then if I need to load the ball up a little,
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I just wipe my nose.
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You put snot on the ball?
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I haven't got an arm like yours.
I gotta put anything on it I can find.
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Someday you will, too.
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Qué pasa there, Pedro?
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Bats, they are sick.
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I can no hit curve ball.
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Straight ball, I hit it very much.
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Curve ball, bats are afraid.
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I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats.
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I offer him cigar and rum.
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He will come.
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Hey, you know, you might think about
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taking Jesus Christ as your savior,
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instead of fooling around
with all this stuff.
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Shit, Harris.
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Jesus. I like him very much,
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but he no help with curve ball.
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You trying to say
Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
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Okay, Harris.
Let's not start a holy war here.
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I wouldn't leave that rum sitting around
out here with this group.
237
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:47,769
Is very bad to steal Jobu's rum.
238
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:54,734
Is very bad.
239
00:20:01,659 --> 00:20:03,285
SÃ, sÃ, Pedro.
240
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:35,233
Attaboy, Dorn.
Way to get in front of that ball.
241
00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:37,152
That's the ticket.
242
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:05,138
Gracias.
243
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:07,807
Okay.
244
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,406
Third base.
245
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,165
-Shit.
-Jesus!
246
00:21:34,251 --> 00:21:35,710
He's safe!
247
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,508
Damn!
248
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,806
Jeez!
249
00:21:49,558 --> 00:21:51,393
He's going.
250
00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,940
-Come on.
-Out!
251
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:04,698
-Final cut-down day, right?
-Afraid so.
252
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,158
I don't wanna go in there.
253
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,035
Yeah. Look, whatever happens,
254
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,163
you just keep it to yourselves
until you get out of the clubhouse.
255
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,792
You don't wanna celebrate
in front of guys who just died.
256
00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:19,421
Yeah, but what if
we're one of the deceased, huh?
257
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,596
Come on, Jake, it's only your life.
258
00:23:49,345 --> 00:23:50,512
Yes, yes, yes.
259
00:24:15,913 --> 00:24:18,998
I got news for you, Mr. Brown.
You haven't heard the last of me.
260
00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:20,500
You may think I'm shit now,
261
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:23,253
but someday,
you're gonna be sorry that you cut me.
262
00:24:23,337 --> 00:24:24,546
I'm gonna catch on somewhere else,
263
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:26,798
and every time that I pitch against you,
264
00:24:26,882 --> 00:24:29,759
I'm gonna stick it up your fucking ass!
265
00:24:32,096 --> 00:24:35,140
Good. I like that kind of spirit
in a player.
266
00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:38,309
The only problem is I didn't cut you.
267
00:24:38,394 --> 00:24:39,394
What?
268
00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:42,564
I think someone's been
having some fun with you.
269
00:24:48,988 --> 00:24:50,029
Jesus.
270
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,410
Hey, hey, hey!
271
00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,038
Vaughn!
272
00:25:00,624 --> 00:25:02,417
Come on, guys! Cool it!
273
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:04,002
-Don't fuck with me, Vaughn!
-Yeah?
274
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,086
Fuck you!
275
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,505
What's the matter, rookie fuckwad,
can't you take a little joke?
276
00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:10,133
Oh, yeah. Real fucking funny, asshole!
277
00:25:10,217 --> 00:25:13,011
All right. All right! Knock that shit off!
278
00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:16,347
Lou, you better make it real clear
to this little lady,
279
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,600
I'm not about to take his shit.
280
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,435
Shut up, Dorn.
281
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,104
Save all that energy for the field.
282
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:26,191
Got a long way to go
before the season's over.
283
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,739
Hey, forget about Dorn.
We got other things to do.
284
00:25:32,948 --> 00:25:34,324
Like what?
285
00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,911
Like packing for Cleveland.
286
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,080
Come on.
287
00:25:56,597 --> 00:25:59,015
Ricky Vaughn? Willie Hayes?
288
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:02,018
I never heard of most of 'em.
289
00:26:03,145 --> 00:26:04,437
Mitchell Friedman?
290
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,398
Who are these fucking guys?
291
00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:28,920
Two down. Bottom of the ninth.
292
00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:31,089
Game is tied.
293
00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:33,925
Taylor calls his shot.
294
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,472
There's the pitch.
295
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,501
Yeah!
296
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:12,630
Whoo! Oh, boy!
Oh, you really got a hold of that one.
297
00:27:13,007 --> 00:27:15,216
Yeah. What was that, a slider?
298
00:27:16,635 --> 00:27:18,303
It was out of here.
299
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:34,444
Are you gentlemen ready to order?
300
00:27:34,528 --> 00:27:37,363
Oh, we'll need a few
minutes more, please.
301
00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:46,873
I look like a banker in this.
302
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:50,543
Sorry, Rick, those are the house rules.
303
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,379
So, what are we gonna have?
304
00:27:53,464 --> 00:27:55,256
What language is this?
305
00:27:55,424 --> 00:27:56,591
French.
306
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:59,218
They got chilidogs over there?
307
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,221
Forget it, I'll order. Let's have a toast.
308
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:07,435
Here's to baseball,
309
00:28:07,770 --> 00:28:10,396
and to the start of two great careers.
310
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,857
And for me,
311
00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:16,027
here's to one more good year
in the sun.
312
00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:39,801
What is it, the chick?
313
00:28:40,177 --> 00:28:43,513
-That's my wife.
-Does she know that?
314
00:28:43,847 --> 00:28:45,973
I mean, she would have been,
if I hadn't messed it up.
315
00:28:46,058 --> 00:28:47,183
Who's that guy she's with?
316
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:49,852
I don't know.
He's not wearing a name tag.
317
00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:53,815
You want me to drag him out of here,
kick the shit out of him?
318
00:28:58,821 --> 00:28:59,862
Excuse me.
319
00:28:59,947 --> 00:29:02,573
Miss Westland, there's
a telephone call for you at the desk.
320
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,450
Oh, okay, thank you.
321
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:07,662
That's strange. I'll be right back.
322
00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,712
-Hello?
-Hello, Lynn? It's Jake.
323
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,632
Jake.
324
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:22,135
-Jake Taylor?
-Uh-huh.
325
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555
How'd you know I was here?
326
00:29:25,639 --> 00:29:27,390
Oh, just a hunch.
327
00:29:28,016 --> 00:29:31,436
I took you there when you
got your master's degree, remember?
328
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:35,231
I figured you're wearing that black dress
with the red sash.
329
00:29:36,316 --> 00:29:39,861
How'd you know that?
I didn't even have this dress when...
330
00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,495
You're still a stunner.
331
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:51,414
Thanks.
332
00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,626
What are you doing here?
333
00:29:55,711 --> 00:29:58,004
Aren't you supposed to be
in Mexico somewhere?
334
00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:00,923
Well, I'm playing with the Indians again.
Back in the bigs.
335
00:30:01,008 --> 00:30:04,510
Well, that's great.
That's great, Jake. I'm happy for you.
336
00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:08,181
Lynn, I don't think he's gonna buy
the phone bit now.
337
00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,188
I... I gotta get back.
338
00:30:15,522 --> 00:30:16,898
Wait a minute. I need your number.
339
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,150
I tried calling you at home,
but you're not listed.
340
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,319
My life is different
from when you knew me, Jake.
341
00:30:21,403 --> 00:30:23,362
Meaning what,
I don't know you anymore?
342
00:30:23,447 --> 00:30:24,780
Couldn't we talk about this
some other time?
343
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,741
-I really gotta get back.
-Okay. Just give me the number.
344
00:30:26,825 --> 00:30:29,243
-I don't think that's a good idea.
-Why? 'Cause of this guy you're with?
345
00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:31,746
-What is he, an accountant?
-Attorney.
346
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:35,124
-Oh, worse.
-Please. He's watching us.
347
00:30:35,209 --> 00:30:38,252
I'm not leaving
till you give me your number.
348
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:43,758
All right. It's 555-1934.
349
00:30:44,218 --> 00:30:45,551
Thank you.
350
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:47,637
Lynn.
351
00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:51,807
I'm back. I'm gonna be around.
352
00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:38,229
Relax, kid.
We got 162 of these games to go.
353
00:31:44,653 --> 00:31:45,987
All right, everybody.
354
00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:49,657
We got 10 minutes to game time.
Let's all gather round.
355
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:57,456
I'm not much
for giving inspirational addresses,
356
00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:02,003
but I'd just like to point out
that every newspaper in the country
357
00:32:02,129 --> 00:32:04,505
has picked us to finish last.
358
00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:09,760
The local press seems to think
we'd save everyone
359
00:32:09,845 --> 00:32:12,138
a lot of time and trouble
360
00:32:12,222 --> 00:32:15,057
if we just went out and shot ourselves.
361
00:32:15,475 --> 00:32:18,394
Me? I'm for wasting sportswriters' time.
362
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,855
So, I'd like to hang around
363
00:32:20,981 --> 00:32:24,900
and see if we can give 'em all
a nice big shit-burger to eat.
364
00:32:27,195 --> 00:32:29,196
Shit-burger?
365
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,157
Hey, Lou.
366
00:32:32,993 --> 00:32:35,369
Aren't we gonna have a prayer?
367
00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:39,206
I mean, we're not all savages
like Cerrano over there.
368
00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,794
You guys go ahead.
369
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:45,880
Oh, well, okay. Let's...
370
00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,801
-Let's all bow our heads.
-Excuse me. I'll be in my office.
371
00:32:53,472 --> 00:32:57,099
Dear Heavenly Father,
we humbly pray that you will guide...
372
00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:01,187
Jesus Christ, Cerrano.
373
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,064
Have to wake up bats.
374
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:06,150
Okay. Shit, can we try this again?
375
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:13,574
Dear God, we humbly pray
that you will guide and protect us
376
00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:16,452
as we gird up our loins
to take the field of battle.
377
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:19,747
Lead us all into victory
in the name of Jesus...
378
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:22,500
Christ.
379
00:33:24,294 --> 00:33:26,545
-Way to go, Cerrano.
-God damn it.
380
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:28,756
-Jesus.
-Let's go. Go.
381
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:35,805
Hello again, everybody.
382
00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:38,933
Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you
friends of the feather
383
00:33:39,226 --> 00:33:41,477
to another season of Indians baseball.
384
00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:44,563
A lot of new faces in Chief Wahoo's
tribe this year
385
00:33:44,648 --> 00:33:46,899
as they take on the defending
American League champs,
386
00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:48,275
the New York Yankees.
387
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,903
And hopefully, we'll have some
of the names that go with those faces
388
00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:52,488
before their first at-bat.
389
00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:56,951
Anyway, listen to the roar of the crowd
as the Indians take the field.
390
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,504
Yes, sir,
they love this club here in Cleveland.
391
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,674
Just a reminder, fans,
about Die Hard Night
392
00:34:11,758 --> 00:34:12,967
coming up here at the stadium.
393
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,803
Free admission to anyone
who was actually alive
394
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,806
the last time the Indians won a pennant.
395
00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:24,103
Here's to the thrill of defeat, Charlie.
396
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:29,275
Keltner delivers. Here's a swing,
and a high fly ball to center field.
397
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:30,568
Hayes under it.
398
00:34:30,652 --> 00:34:33,738
Hey. Makes a basket catch,
Willie Mays style.
399
00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,531
And the side is retired.
400
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:39,243
All right. Way to look out there. Great.
401
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:42,663
Nice catch, Hayes.
Don't ever fucking do it again.
402
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,750
-All right. Let's go! Let's get it going!
-Let's go.
403
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,002
Bottom of the first,
and Willie Mays Hayes
404
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,004
to lead it off for the wigwammers.
405
00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,673
A lot of people say you can tell
how the season's gonna go
406
00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,300
by the first hitter of the year.
407
00:34:54,384 --> 00:34:56,677
Brewster into the wind,
and comes to the plate.
408
00:34:57,012 --> 00:34:58,137
Oops!
409
00:34:58,221 --> 00:34:59,972
Hey! Here's a hot shot toward the hole.
410
00:35:00,056 --> 00:35:03,893
Rudiya knocks it down, fires to first.
Late! Hayes beat it!
411
00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:09,607
Hey, give Rudiya credit
for sacrificing his body on that racket.
412
00:35:09,691 --> 00:35:11,442
That guy's got a family to think about.
413
00:35:11,526 --> 00:35:14,361
So, Hayes becomes
the first Indian in 15 years
414
00:35:14,446 --> 00:35:15,863
to lead off the season with a hit.
415
00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:18,157
Really knocked the crap out of that one.
416
00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,451
Oh, I plan to get
at least a double out of this.
417
00:35:20,577 --> 00:35:24,079
I bought 100 of these,
one for every base I'm gonna steal.
418
00:35:24,164 --> 00:35:25,122
Shit.
419
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:28,292
Well, maybe things will turn around
a little for the Indians this year.
420
00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:30,544
Now batting, number seven,
catcher Jake Taylor.
421
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,881
Excuse me. Gotta take my first step
toward the Hall of Fame.
422
00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:34,965
My ass.
423
00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:37,176
We don't know where Hayes
played last year,
424
00:35:37,260 --> 00:35:39,386
but I'm sure he did a hell of a job.
425
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,807
Brewster ready from the stretch.
Hayes with a good lead.
426
00:35:42,891 --> 00:35:45,184
You look real sharp,
but it's hard to steal second base
427
00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:47,102
with your shoe untied.
428
00:35:47,187 --> 00:35:49,647
Quick move to first. He got him!
429
00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:51,565
Hayes is picked off.
430
00:35:55,695 --> 00:35:56,862
Well, so much for that.
431
00:35:56,947 --> 00:36:00,074
Personally, I think we got hosed
on that call.
432
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:10,084
Nice going. Don't bounce the damn ball.
433
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,254
Nice throw, dickhead.
434
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:16,632
Strike.
435
00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,425
Son of a bitch!
436
00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,135
Coming through! I...
437
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:22,847
Oh, shit!
438
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:28,519
Top of the sixth, and rookie sensation
Ricky Vaughn on the pitch now.
439
00:36:28,603 --> 00:36:32,356
You can close the book on Keltner.
Thank God.
440
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:34,024
Relax, rookie.
We're only four runs down.
441
00:36:34,109 --> 00:36:35,192
We're still in this game.
442
00:36:35,277 --> 00:36:36,402
You take it to 'em.
443
00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:37,695
-Let's go.
-All right.
444
00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:40,281
Look, man, a guy gets to second,
first sign indicator.
445
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:42,950
Vaughn, a juvenile delinquent
in the off-season,
446
00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:44,535
in his major league debut.
447
00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:47,121
I'm gonna light your ass up, meat.
448
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:52,543
Vaughn into the wind-up
in his first offering.
449
00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:56,672
Just a bit outside.
He tried the corner and missed.
450
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,301
Ball four. Ball eight.
451
00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:04,346
Low, and Vaughn has walked
the bases loaded
452
00:37:04,431 --> 00:37:05,931
on 12 straight pitches.
453
00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,142
Boy, how can these guys
lay off pitches that close?
454
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,226
Fuck!
455
00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:15,107
Wild thing
456
00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,359
You make my heart sing
457
00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,280
You walk everything
458
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,742
Taylor, what are you doing
back up here?
459
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,745
I couldn't cut it in the Mexican League.
460
00:37:28,121 --> 00:37:30,247
How's your wife and my kids?
461
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,083
Vaughn in deep trouble here
with Clue Haywood,
462
00:37:33,168 --> 00:37:36,587
last year's American League
home-run champ at the plate.
463
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,422
Vaughn kicks, fires.
464
00:37:38,506 --> 00:37:42,551
Here is a swing, and a drive
toward left field, and deep. Oh, boy.
465
00:37:42,636 --> 00:37:45,304
No way. No way. Too high. Too high.
466
00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:48,390
It is gone off the reservation.
467
00:37:48,475 --> 00:37:51,185
A grand-slam home run for Haywood.
468
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:53,604
Looked like a strike, anyway.
469
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:54,772
Where are you going?
470
00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,440
"Too high"?
What does that mean, "too high"?
471
00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,108
Too high, I thought.
472
00:37:58,193 --> 00:38:00,402
So, Vaughn is off to a rocky start,
473
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:03,280
as Haywood clears the bases
with one swing.
474
00:38:03,365 --> 00:38:05,115
Not "too high," "too hard," right?
475
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,202
-At first, it was really high.
-Who gives a shit? It's gone.
476
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:14,166
-Want me to go get him?
-Nah. Let's see how he reacts.
477
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,835
Well, Brown, apparently,
is going to stay with Vaughn here,
478
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,713
as the Indians trail now,
eight to nothing.
479
00:38:19,839 --> 00:38:23,509
Coleman steps in. A .281 lifetime hitter.
480
00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:27,179
Taylor with a sign,
Vaughn into his motion, and the pitch.
481
00:38:27,931 --> 00:38:28,973
Uh-oh!
482
00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:30,516
Interesting.
483
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:31,600
About time, it's eight-nothing.
484
00:38:31,685 --> 00:38:33,268
You! You're gone!
485
00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,771
-What?
-You heard me, you're gone!
486
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:37,147
He was right on top of the plate.
487
00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,358
Get him out of here!
He's horse shit.
488
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,694
I think you can go get him now.
489
00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,071
The ball slipped out of my hand.
It was an accident.
490
00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:45,614
You threw at him intentionally.
491
00:38:45,699 --> 00:38:47,866
-Kiss my ass.
-You're gone.
492
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:50,494
-You're full of shit! Fuck you!
-Get out of here, rookie!
493
00:38:50,578 --> 00:38:52,329
Why don't you blow me, ump?
494
00:38:52,414 --> 00:38:53,664
You're gone!
495
00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,708
All right, Coleman, take it easy.
Accidents will happen.
496
00:38:55,792 --> 00:38:57,626
You show a lot of heart
shaking it off like this.
497
00:38:57,711 --> 00:38:59,044
Fuck you, Taylor.
498
00:38:59,129 --> 00:39:00,879
-He done hurt him, hurt himself!
-Come on!
499
00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:02,965
Don't even think about it, Coleman.
500
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,884
The fucking wall, you pansy!
501
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,928
Hard and high.
502
00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:10,681
They succeeded at getting the object
that they were trying to establish.
503
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,350
Because of the trajectory of the ball,
it looked way too high.
504
00:39:15,145 --> 00:39:17,688
So, a tough start for the Erie warriors,
505
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:21,692
as they drop a heartbreaker
to the Yankees, nine to nothing.
506
00:39:21,776 --> 00:39:24,319
Post-game show is brought to you by...
507
00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,450
Christ, I can't find it. The hell with it.
508
00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:33,620
Hello. Cuyahoga Sheet Metal.
509
00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:37,291
Yeah, you wouldn't happen to have
someone working there
510
00:39:37,459 --> 00:39:39,543
named Lynn Westland, would you?
511
00:39:39,627 --> 00:39:41,545
Nah, nobody here by that name.
512
00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,297
Didn't think so.
513
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:09,948
Jake, you shouldn't have come here.
514
00:40:10,033 --> 00:40:11,742
I was wondering
why you'd give an old friend
515
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,869
a bum phone number.
516
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:17,331
-Let's talk in my office, okay?
-I don't wanna talk in your office.
517
00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,666
I told you, I don't think it's a good idea
that we see each other.
518
00:40:19,751 --> 00:40:20,751
Why not?
519
00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:22,002
Because we don't have
anything in common.
520
00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:23,504
Sometimes I wonder if we ever did.
521
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:24,922
What are you talking about?
522
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:27,508
We were both athletes, world-class,
hot for each other.
523
00:40:27,592 --> 00:40:28,926
What more could we have in common?
524
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:30,969
I stopped being an athlete
three years ago, Jake.
525
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:32,930
Books are my life now.
526
00:40:34,516 --> 00:40:36,308
Don't you dare laugh.
In two years, I put together
527
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,644
one of the best special collection
departments in the country.
528
00:40:38,728 --> 00:40:42,189
What is this? You're still sore
I never read Moby Dick?
529
00:40:42,524 --> 00:40:44,525
You never read anything I asked you to.
530
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,027
All right, I'll check it out now.
Is this the whale section?
531
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:49,029
I'll bet what's-his-name at the restaurant
read it.
532
00:40:49,114 --> 00:40:50,656
Tom. His name's Tom,
and keep your voice down.
533
00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,990
What do you see in this guy?
534
00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,784
Well, he's stable, intelligent,
535
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:55,869
and I never found him in bed
with a stewardess.
536
00:40:55,954 --> 00:40:57,496
That's because no stewardess
would have him.
537
00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:59,623
Hey, wouldn't you rather be
with someone who's in demand?
538
00:40:59,707 --> 00:41:01,458
Oh, God, you know, Jake,
it's just like always.
539
00:41:01,543 --> 00:41:03,669
You don't take anything seriously.
Everything's a joke to you.
540
00:41:03,753 --> 00:41:06,964
Oh, come on, man, for Christ's sake.
I'm just trying to loosen things up.
541
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:09,216
I'm getting frostbite here.
542
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,719
Tom and I
are getting married in the fall.
543
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:16,056
Oh, God, Lynn, that's crazy.
I had plans for us.
544
00:41:16,182 --> 00:41:17,266
-Plans?
-Yeah.
545
00:41:17,392 --> 00:41:19,059
How can you say stuff like that?
546
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:22,146
I haven't seen you in three years.
You never even wrote me a letter.
547
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,313
Well, I'm sorry about that,
548
00:41:23,398 --> 00:41:25,023
but I wasn't exactly proud
of my situation.
549
00:41:25,108 --> 00:41:26,859
Come on, you never thought
about me at all while I was gone?
550
00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,485
Yeah, Jake, not so loud.
551
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:30,696
What about the three nights we spent
on the beach in Veracruz?
552
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:32,156
You ever have nights like that
with Mr. Briefcase?
553
00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,700
What about the night you had in Detroit
with Miss Fuel Injection?
554
00:41:34,784 --> 00:41:35,784
Well, what was I supposed to do?
555
00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,494
She bet me 50 bucks
she had a better body than you,
556
00:41:37,579 --> 00:41:38,620
and I had to defend your honor.
557
00:41:38,705 --> 00:41:39,788
Oh, what a bunch of bullshit!
558
00:41:39,873 --> 00:41:42,916
I have a much better body
than she does!
559
00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:49,631
She's right.
560
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,177
You haven't changed at all, have you?
561
00:41:53,261 --> 00:41:54,928
I'm afraid I have, or I wouldn't be here.
562
00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:58,265
Come on, Lynn. Don't make me do time
for things that happened years ago.
563
00:41:58,349 --> 00:41:59,516
Jake, I'm sorry.
564
00:41:59,601 --> 00:42:03,103
You'll just always be the little boy
who wouldn't grow up.
565
00:42:03,188 --> 00:42:04,271
Lynn.
566
00:42:08,443 --> 00:42:11,236
A quarter of the season's gone.
We're 15 and 24.
567
00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:12,821
Seven games out of first.
568
00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:14,448
That's bad. It's not bad enough.
569
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,743
Plus, this team is showing
signs of improvement.
570
00:42:17,911 --> 00:42:20,204
I didn't think we'd win
15 games all year.
571
00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:22,748
-Any ideas?
-On how we can get worse?
572
00:42:24,125 --> 00:42:26,376
How about a series of fines
for good play?
573
00:42:26,461 --> 00:42:30,380
Maybe a $30,000 bonus for the guy
voted least valuable player.
574
00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:34,760
Maybe the problem is
575
00:42:36,137 --> 00:42:38,555
we're coddling these guys too much.
576
00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:40,557
Yeah.
577
00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:49,816
What's with this?
We never leave from down here.
578
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:52,194
Maybe the Jetway isn't working.
579
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,198
Hey, this is good. This is real good.
580
00:42:56,282 --> 00:42:57,699
A 757 to Milwaukee?
581
00:42:57,784 --> 00:43:01,620
No, that's not your plane.
Yours is this one rolling in.
582
00:43:17,053 --> 00:43:20,180
Oh, sure, now you come around.
583
00:43:20,515 --> 00:43:21,682
He's not fooled.
584
00:43:23,601 --> 00:43:26,937
So, the sons of Geronimo,
still suffering from propeller-lag,
585
00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:29,856
are nipped by the Brewers tonight,
seven to nothing.
586
00:43:29,941 --> 00:43:32,317
The only excitement for the tribe
provided by Rick Vaughn,
587
00:43:32,402 --> 00:43:34,152
who set an American League record
588
00:43:34,237 --> 00:43:36,488
by throwing four wild pitches
in one inning.
589
00:43:36,572 --> 00:43:38,365
Hey, congratulations, Rick.
590
00:43:38,449 --> 00:43:41,660
Excuse me, Mr. Vaughn?
Can I have your autograph?
591
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,245
Yeah, sure.
592
00:43:44,664 --> 00:43:45,956
My first autograph.
593
00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:47,958
Couldn't give these away
a couple of weeks ago.
594
00:43:48,084 --> 00:43:51,920
I saw your record on the news.
You made their Hall of Shame.
595
00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,630
Congratulations.
596
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,174
-Thanks.
-Hey, thank you.
597
00:43:58,011 --> 00:43:59,803
Nice hair.
598
00:44:00,013 --> 00:44:02,389
Well, you're a celebrity now, Vaughn.
599
00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:04,975
Thought you had to do something good
to be a celebrity.
600
00:44:05,059 --> 00:44:06,518
Not if you do it colorfully.
601
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:13,317
Call the stewardess, Vaughn.
I need one of those bags.
602
00:44:13,401 --> 00:44:15,902
There aren't any stewardesses.
603
00:44:16,195 --> 00:44:18,655
I wonder if there are any pilots.
604
00:44:21,826 --> 00:44:24,077
So, the tribe drops
its third straight on this trip.
605
00:44:24,162 --> 00:44:25,871
Six to one to the Rangers.
606
00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:29,249
For the Indians, one run on,
let's see, one hit.
607
00:44:29,667 --> 00:44:32,085
That's all we got, one goddamn hit?
608
00:44:32,879 --> 00:44:34,588
You can't say "goddamn" on the air.
609
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:37,174
Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway.
610
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,052
Hey, Mort, what is Comtec at?
611
00:44:41,596 --> 00:44:43,472
Buy it when it hits 34.
612
00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,058
What?
613
00:44:46,142 --> 00:44:48,101
Moby Dick? What you reading that for?
614
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:53,774
This happens to be a masterpiece
of American literature, that's why.
615
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,400
Lynn turned you on to that?
616
00:44:55,485 --> 00:44:57,611
Yeah, a long time ago.
617
00:44:57,695 --> 00:44:59,029
Well, look, if we ever get out of here,
618
00:44:59,113 --> 00:45:01,406
me and the guys, we're gonna
go to a club later on tonight.
619
00:45:01,491 --> 00:45:03,116
Wanna come along?
620
00:45:03,326 --> 00:45:05,952
Well, I... I got some reading to do.
621
00:45:06,037 --> 00:45:07,454
What, you got a test or something?
622
00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:09,581
Hey, Jake, man, why don't you
just go over there and see her?
623
00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,625
I mean, maybe she'll let you slide
on a couple of these.
624
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:14,002
Well, I would, if I knew where she lived.
625
00:45:14,087 --> 00:45:17,172
That's easy.
Just tail her home from the library.
626
00:45:17,340 --> 00:45:20,675
What, do you mean sit in the car
and wait for her to come out?
627
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,595
-That's kinda juvenile, don't you think?
-Yeah.
628
00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:59,983
Jake, this isn't my place.
629
00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,611
-Who is this, love?
-Whose is it?
630
00:47:03,196 --> 00:47:05,238
Oh, Mr. Taylor, right?
631
00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:08,325
I remember you from the restaurant.
632
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,660
Lynn's told me a lot about you.
633
00:47:11,704 --> 00:47:13,914
Why don't you come in for a while?
634
00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,124
Oh, no.
I really ought to be running along.
635
00:47:16,209 --> 00:47:19,002
-Yeah, he's gotta get going.
-Yeah.
636
00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,505
Really. Come on in for a drink.
637
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:22,923
Well...
638
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:27,677
Excuse me, everybody.
This is Jake Taylor.
639
00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:30,347
Jake, Arthur and Claire Holloway.
640
00:47:30,431 --> 00:47:31,598
-How do you do?
-Hi.
641
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,017
-Hello.
-Brent and Janice Bowden.
642
00:47:34,101 --> 00:47:35,602
-How do you do?
-Hi. How are you?
643
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:36,937
Hi.
644
00:47:37,021 --> 00:47:39,523
Jake is a professional baseball player.
645
00:47:39,607 --> 00:47:40,774
Really?
646
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:44,444
Jake, what brings you here
this evening?
647
00:47:45,613 --> 00:47:48,365
Well, I wanted to discuss
a couple of books with Lynn,
648
00:47:48,449 --> 00:47:51,076
and I thought this was her place.
649
00:47:51,452 --> 00:47:54,204
Well, it soon will be.
650
00:47:55,623 --> 00:47:59,459
Yeah, I heard you were engaged.
Congratulations.
651
00:48:03,923 --> 00:48:05,257
Thank you.
652
00:48:05,341 --> 00:48:09,052
-What can I get you to drink?
-Beer will be fine.
653
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:10,887
Great. Have a seat.
654
00:48:23,818 --> 00:48:25,944
-That's great.
-Yeah.
655
00:48:26,028 --> 00:48:27,487
-No, thanks.
-Sir.
656
00:48:29,031 --> 00:48:30,031
No.
657
00:48:37,456 --> 00:48:41,084
Well, what team do you play for, Jake?
658
00:48:41,168 --> 00:48:42,627
The Indians.
659
00:48:42,712 --> 00:48:44,546
Here in Cleveland?
660
00:48:44,839 --> 00:48:47,173
I didn't know they still had a team.
661
00:48:47,258 --> 00:48:50,635
Yeah. We got uniforms and everything.
It's really great.
662
00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:56,474
They're in last right now,
but hopefully moving up, eh, Jake?
663
00:49:00,396 --> 00:49:04,482
I've heard baseball players make
very good salaries these days.
664
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:08,612
Well, that depends on
how good they are, I guess.
665
00:49:08,863 --> 00:49:10,488
How good are you?
666
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,200
I make the league minimum.
667
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:20,874
He was one of the best in baseball
before he had problems with his knees.
668
00:49:25,546 --> 00:49:29,341
Well, Jake, what are you gonna do
when your career's over?
669
00:49:29,800 --> 00:49:33,094
I mean, you can't play baseball forever,
can you?
670
00:49:33,888 --> 00:49:35,972
Something will come up.
671
00:49:36,599 --> 00:49:38,391
Will it?
672
00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:43,063
Well, I thought I'd go to Hawaii,
673
00:49:44,023 --> 00:49:46,441
have a couple of kids who grow up
to be Olympic champions.
674
00:49:47,401 --> 00:49:50,070
Really? In what event?
675
00:49:50,571 --> 00:49:51,738
Swimming.
676
00:49:53,407 --> 00:49:55,116
The 200-meter individual medley.
677
00:49:55,201 --> 00:49:57,661
I figure it ought to be real big by then.
678
00:49:57,745 --> 00:49:59,162
You got the girl picked out?
679
00:49:59,246 --> 00:50:02,749
I did, but I wasn't smart enough
to hold on to her.
680
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:08,380
You used to be an athlete,
didn't you, Lynn?
681
00:50:08,464 --> 00:50:09,798
Yeah.
682
00:50:09,882 --> 00:50:12,217
What did you do?
683
00:50:13,803 --> 00:50:16,304
200-meter individual medley.
684
00:50:22,770 --> 00:50:25,397
Alternate on the '80 Olympic team.
685
00:50:26,107 --> 00:50:28,942
Oh, really? Well...
686
00:50:32,947 --> 00:50:34,739
Well, I better get going.
687
00:50:34,824 --> 00:50:36,366
Oh, let me walk you out.
688
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,952
-Nice meeting all of you.
-Yeah.
689
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,457
-Thanks for the beer.
-Don't mention it.
690
00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:47,377
I'll let you know if I land a job.
I know you're very concerned.
691
00:50:47,503 --> 00:50:49,754
Yeah, well, I
692
00:50:50,548 --> 00:50:54,342
just wanted Lynn to know
what she would have had ahead of her.
693
00:50:55,136 --> 00:50:57,595
-Stay away from her.
-Suck my dick.
694
00:51:08,816 --> 00:51:11,359
-Pepper says you wanted to see me.
-Yeah, Rick.
695
00:51:11,444 --> 00:51:13,653
Come on in. Have a seat.
696
00:51:19,285 --> 00:51:22,203
Rick, I'm not gonna
beat around the bush here.
697
00:51:22,288 --> 00:51:25,582
You've got a great arm.
It's one of the best I've ever seen,
698
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:29,294
but your control hasn't come around
like we'd hoped it would.
699
00:51:29,503 --> 00:51:31,629
Now, a lot of pitchers started off wild,
700
00:51:31,714 --> 00:51:34,340
and after they worked it out
in the minors for a while,
701
00:51:34,425 --> 00:51:36,426
they went on to great careers.
702
00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:38,136
Take Ryan there.
703
00:51:45,144 --> 00:51:47,937
-What about him?
-Never mind Ryan.
704
00:51:56,071 --> 00:51:58,198
Read these letters for me.
705
00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:04,204
You can't read them, can you?
706
00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:12,462
Yo, man, they look nice.
I had a pair just like 'em.
707
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:16,800
Well, after the game, I'm gonna
pick out a pair that's more me.
708
00:52:16,884 --> 00:52:18,468
-Good luck.
-They look good.
709
00:52:18,552 --> 00:52:21,596
Besides, seeing's
the most important thing, son.
710
00:52:21,889 --> 00:52:24,265
I don't think it's that important.
711
00:52:27,394 --> 00:52:28,603
Fuck.
712
00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:31,815
All right, let's hit the field.
713
00:53:01,929 --> 00:53:03,847
Up your butt, Jobu.
714
00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:22,448
Yo, bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
715
00:53:23,117 --> 00:53:25,243
-Head's up!
-Yo, watch it!
716
00:53:25,327 --> 00:53:26,870
Hustle! Let's go!
717
00:53:26,954 --> 00:53:28,580
-God damn!
-Shit.
718
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:34,043
We're in the ninth.
719
00:53:34,962 --> 00:53:36,254
Two down, a man on first,
720
00:53:36,338 --> 00:53:38,882
and the Indians clinging to
a one-run lead.
721
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:41,259
Ricky Vaughn,
the kid they call "Wild Thing,"
722
00:53:41,343 --> 00:53:44,512
one out away
from his first major league victory.
723
00:53:45,306 --> 00:53:47,390
Vaughn's been looking good
out there today.
724
00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,684
Don't worry, he'll blow it.
725
00:53:49,768 --> 00:53:52,604
Vaughn's showing some signs
of fatigue out there.
726
00:53:52,688 --> 00:53:55,732
He seems to have lost some zip
on his fastball.
727
00:53:55,816 --> 00:53:57,775
Slow curve. Here's a swing,
and a bouncing ball.
728
00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,653
Dorn has a chance to make the play.
He can't get it.
729
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,990
Clark digging around second.
He'll make it to third easily.
730
00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:07,201
And the A's have runners at the corners.
731
00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:10,163
Dorn didn't get much of a jump
on that ball, Monte.
732
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:13,875
But let's give him credit,
at least he didn't spike himself.
733
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:16,836
You want me to get him
out of there, Lou?
734
00:54:16,921 --> 00:54:17,962
No.
735
00:54:18,047 --> 00:54:20,590
He's come this far,
let's see if he can finish it.
736
00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:22,759
Come on, we need some defense here!
737
00:54:22,843 --> 00:54:25,053
Johnny, maybe we ought to do
one of those waves.
738
00:54:25,137 --> 00:54:28,097
So, Vaughn in a little trouble here.
739
00:54:28,182 --> 00:54:30,099
But I'll tell you,
these Cleveland fans are great.
740
00:54:30,184 --> 00:54:32,352
Listen to them get behind Vaughn.
741
00:54:32,436 --> 00:54:35,104
-Hey, way to go, Rick!
-Go, Rick!
742
00:54:35,189 --> 00:54:38,274
Come on, baby. Come on, Ricky.
Come on, Ricky.
743
00:54:39,526 --> 00:54:42,654
Okay, Ricky, there's two outs,
so forget about the runners.
744
00:54:42,738 --> 00:54:46,032
Get this guy at the plate.
Come on, Rick. Get tough.
745
00:54:46,825 --> 00:54:47,825
This guy's a first-ball hitter.
746
00:54:47,910 --> 00:54:49,827
You gotta come up
with something nasty.
747
00:54:49,912 --> 00:54:51,746
Fucking Dorn.
This game should be over by now.
748
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:54,290
He could have had that ball.
He tanked it on purpose.
749
00:54:54,375 --> 00:54:56,751
This isn't the California Penal League,
Vaughn.
750
00:54:56,835 --> 00:54:58,169
We're professionals here.
751
00:54:58,253 --> 00:54:59,712
We don't tank plays
for personal reasons,
752
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,547
so cut the crybaby shit.
753
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,342
Now, you pitched a hell of a game.
You want to finish it, don't you?
754
00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:06,219
-Yeah.
-All right.
755
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,680
You think you can throw
a strike on this pitch?
756
00:55:08,764 --> 00:55:11,307
There's not gonna be much on it.
My arm feels like Jell-O right now.
757
00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:14,102
Just get it over the plate.
I want him to swing.
758
00:55:14,186 --> 00:55:16,980
Last time I did that,
the guy hit one that hasn't landed yet.
759
00:55:17,064 --> 00:55:18,481
Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it.
760
00:55:18,565 --> 00:55:21,275
Number 27, right fielder Mike Rexman.
761
00:55:21,360 --> 00:55:22,568
Hi, Rexman.
762
00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:24,779
Hell of a situation we got here.
Two on, two out,
763
00:55:24,863 --> 00:55:27,073
you guys trailing by one in the ninth.
764
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,158
You got a chance to be a hero
on national television.
765
00:55:29,243 --> 00:55:30,743
If you don't blow it.
766
00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:32,996
By the way, I saw your wife
at the Capri Lounge last night.
767
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,164
Hell of a dancer.
You must be very, very proud.
768
00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:36,332
That guy she was with,
769
00:55:36,417 --> 00:55:38,126
I mean, I'm sure
he's a close personal friend and all,
770
00:55:38,210 --> 00:55:39,335
but tell me, what was he doing
771
00:55:39,420 --> 00:55:41,671
wearing her panties on his head?
772
00:55:41,922 --> 00:55:43,381
Swung on and popped up.
773
00:55:43,465 --> 00:55:47,260
Uh-oh, Rexie,
I don't think this one's got the distance.
774
00:55:48,887 --> 00:55:51,389
Taylor under it.
He's got it, and this ball game is over...
775
00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:52,515
Shit.
776
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,434
...as the Indians hold out
for a 3-2 victory.
777
00:55:54,518 --> 00:55:55,727
Yeah.
778
00:55:55,811 --> 00:55:58,021
Starting to come together, Pepper.
Starting to come together.
779
00:55:58,105 --> 00:55:59,105
Yeah.
780
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:05,820
Knock it off, Charlie.
781
00:56:22,796 --> 00:56:24,547
Well, hi, Jake. Come on in.
782
00:56:24,631 --> 00:56:26,382
Hi, Suzanne.
783
00:56:26,467 --> 00:56:28,593
-How are you?
-Oh, I'm fine, thanks.
784
00:56:28,677 --> 00:56:31,846
I was just wondering if I might have
a quick word with Roger?
785
00:56:31,972 --> 00:56:34,265
Well, sure. He's in the solarium.
I'll get some coffee.
786
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:35,975
Oh, thank you.
787
00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:39,562
United Airlines down three-quarters
at 141.
788
00:56:39,646 --> 00:56:43,399
International Business Machines down
one-half to 96 and three-eighths.
789
00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,859
American Telephone & Telegraph...
790
00:56:44,943 --> 00:56:47,361
-Hey, Jake.
-Hey, Roger.
791
00:56:48,655 --> 00:56:49,614
Nice place.
792
00:56:49,698 --> 00:56:50,740
Yeah, we're still working on it,
793
00:56:50,824 --> 00:56:54,660
trying to figure if we wanna take
this room Oriental or Santa Fe.
794
00:56:54,745 --> 00:56:57,121
Listen, Rog, I had to talk to you
about something,
795
00:56:57,206 --> 00:56:59,290
and I didn't want to do it
in front of the rest of the team.
796
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:01,292
Yeah, sure. What is it?
Here, have a seat. You want a beer?
797
00:57:01,376 --> 00:57:03,002
Oh, no, thank you.
798
00:57:04,505 --> 00:57:06,964
You have financial problems?
799
00:57:07,132 --> 00:57:09,050
I could put you on
to a great investment guy.
800
00:57:09,134 --> 00:57:12,637
No, I don't have much of a portfolio
right now,
801
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,348
but, you know,
what I was concerned about
802
00:57:15,432 --> 00:57:16,808
was why you didn't come up
with that grounder
803
00:57:16,892 --> 00:57:18,559
that Reichart hit in the ninth.
804
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:22,480
It was out of my reach.
What do you want me to do, dive for it?
805
00:57:25,025 --> 00:57:27,568
Rog, it could have meant the game.
806
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,071
Oh, come on.
Cut the rah-rah shit, Taylor.
807
00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:31,364
Year after this, I go free agent.
808
00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:34,450
Plus, my agent and I got
a couple of plans for life after baseball.
809
00:57:34,535 --> 00:57:36,536
So, I am not about to risk major injury,
810
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,871
or deface this property,
for a collection of stiffs.
811
00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:40,998
You know, Dorn,
812
00:57:41,083 --> 00:57:44,127
I liked you so much better
when you were just a ballplayer.
813
00:57:44,211 --> 00:57:45,628
You were really great once.
814
00:57:45,712 --> 00:57:47,463
If you want to be
an interior decorator now,
815
00:57:47,548 --> 00:57:48,840
that's none of my business,
816
00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,217
but some of us still need this team.
817
00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:54,720
Now, you listen to me.
This is my last shot at a winner.
818
00:57:54,930 --> 00:57:57,056
And for the younger guys,
it could be their only shot.
819
00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,058
I don't know what happened to you,
820
00:57:59,143 --> 00:58:03,062
but if you ever, ever tank another play
like you did today,
821
00:58:03,897 --> 00:58:08,067
I'm gonna cut your nuts off
and stuff 'em down your fucking throat.
822
00:58:10,237 --> 00:58:11,821
Coffee, anybody?
823
00:58:19,079 --> 00:58:22,915
Hello again, all you Wahoo maniacs.
This is Harry Doyle welcoming you
824
00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,334
to another edition of Teepee Talk.
825
00:58:25,419 --> 00:58:27,003
Hey, in case you haven't noticed,
826
00:58:27,087 --> 00:58:29,547
and judging by the attendance,
you haven't,
827
00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:32,425
the Indians have managed
to win a few here and there,
828
00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:34,927
and are threatening
to climb out of the cellar.
829
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:47,648
Wild thing, you make my heart sing.
830
00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:55,281
You know, they could be a lot worse.
831
00:58:56,450 --> 00:58:58,492
You know, these guys
ain't so fucking bad.
832
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:07,460
Oh, boy, this old body could use a soak.
833
00:59:07,544 --> 00:59:09,837
Yeah? Well, forget it,
'cause it ain't working again.
834
00:59:09,922 --> 00:59:13,299
Damn it! I thought they were gonna
replace this thing.
835
00:59:13,884 --> 00:59:16,385
Hey! No hot water in here.
836
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:19,388
I've had it with this
nickel-and-dime stuff.
837
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:22,183
I'm gonna get that bitch on the phone.
838
00:59:22,935 --> 00:59:25,561
-You wanted to talk to the bitch?
-Yeah.
839
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:29,649
Don't you think you ought to cover
yourself with a towel first, Mr. Brown?
840
00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:31,192
We're out of towels,
841
00:59:31,276 --> 00:59:34,070
and I'm too old to go diving into lockers.
842
00:59:34,154 --> 00:59:36,155
I can take it if you can.
843
00:59:38,325 --> 00:59:41,953
What happened to the new whirlpool
we were supposed to get?
844
00:59:43,163 --> 00:59:46,666
Revenue problems have forced us
to cut back on equipment.
845
00:59:49,127 --> 00:59:50,503
Cups still work, though.
846
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:52,630
We'll simply have to fix
the old whirlpool.
847
00:59:52,714 --> 00:59:54,966
You fixed it six times already.
848
00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:57,260
Now there's no hot water in the shower.
849
00:59:57,344 --> 01:00:00,346
The pipes in this building
are old and rusted.
850
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:05,142
We're replacing them,
but it's a long, expensive process.
851
01:00:05,227 --> 01:00:06,269
Sorry.
852
01:00:06,353 --> 01:00:07,770
How am I supposed
to keep my players healthy
853
01:00:07,854 --> 01:00:09,272
with cold water
and no therapy equipment?
854
01:00:09,356 --> 01:00:12,608
Your players will just have to get
a little tougher.
855
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:16,737
What are they, a bunch of pansies?
856
01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,992
Over 162 games,
even tough guys get sprains,
857
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:22,285
sore arms, muscle pulls.
858
01:00:22,369 --> 01:00:24,412
It's only temporary.
859
01:00:24,496 --> 01:00:27,248
Besides, these guys weren't playing
that good
860
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:29,041
when the equipment was working.
861
01:00:29,126 --> 01:00:31,460
If I could get anybody
to come out and watch this team,
862
01:00:31,545 --> 01:00:34,130
none of this would be necessary.
863
01:00:35,507 --> 01:00:39,218
You ought to be grateful I can still afford
to pay your salary.
864
01:00:56,903 --> 01:00:59,238
Harris winds and delivers.
865
01:00:59,323 --> 01:01:01,907
Vaseline ball, swung on
and grounded to short.
866
01:01:01,992 --> 01:01:05,202
Hey, easy play for Malina.
Up with it, throws to first.
867
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:06,746
And this ball game is over,
868
01:01:06,830 --> 01:01:09,874
as the Indians beat the Tigers
five to four.
869
01:01:10,250 --> 01:01:14,420
Harris struggled, but picked up
his ninth win of the season.
870
01:01:35,942 --> 01:01:37,777
Frank, I need a car, quick,
871
01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,570
and mine's on the other side
of the stadium.
872
01:01:39,654 --> 01:01:41,697
-Take the bullpen car.
-Yeah.
873
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,154
Whose place are we at this time?
874
01:03:03,488 --> 01:03:04,655
Mine.
875
01:03:07,451 --> 01:03:09,410
Did you follow me again?
876
01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:11,537
I spotted you in the stands.
877
01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:14,540
Figured you wanted
to see me about something.
878
01:03:15,250 --> 01:03:17,793
I just wanted to see you play.
879
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:19,295
How was I?
880
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:22,590
You ought to open your stance a little.
They're pitching you inside.
881
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,218
I'll try that.
882
01:03:26,303 --> 01:03:27,928
What's all this?
883
01:03:29,306 --> 01:03:31,223
I'm moving in with Tom.
884
01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:35,519
-Going uptown, huh?
-No.
885
01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:37,813
Not going uptown.
886
01:03:37,898 --> 01:03:41,525
Just want to lead a regular life,
you know. Like an adult, maybe?
887
01:03:41,902 --> 01:03:44,069
You think I can't lead a regular life?
888
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,697
Oh, God, Jake.
889
01:03:46,781 --> 01:03:47,990
Do you like the life you've had?
890
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:51,368
You like hanging out with the boys,
living in hotels,
891
01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:54,788
having girls send you
their underwear in the mail.
892
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:58,167
Remember the surprise party
I threw for you on your birthday?
893
01:03:58,251 --> 01:03:59,627
You never showed up,
894
01:03:59,711 --> 01:04:02,505
but the doorbell rang once,
and we all got real quiet
895
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,673
and hid behind the furniture.
896
01:04:04,758 --> 01:04:07,051
It was a guy to serve you
with a paternity suit.
897
01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:10,679
That was a hoax.
The girl was looking for some publicity.
898
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:13,432
Yeah, but you'd obviously been with her.
899
01:04:13,517 --> 01:04:16,018
And it happened
in front of all of our friends.
900
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:18,145
Those days are gone, Lynn.
901
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:22,775
I'm just a guy
trying to put his life back together.
902
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:27,196
I've come back to you
so many times, Jake.
903
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,740
I can't afford to believe you anymore.
904
01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:30,908
Well,
905
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,453
I guess this is our last hurrah, then.
906
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:37,122
Yeah. I guess so.
907
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:47,925
Hey,
908
01:04:48,969 --> 01:04:51,637
did you ever read Moby Dick?
909
01:04:52,973 --> 01:04:54,974
Cover to cover, babe.
910
01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:58,060
When's the wedding?
911
01:04:58,144 --> 01:04:59,687
October 3rd.
912
01:04:59,771 --> 01:05:01,564
Your folks like this guy?
913
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:04,567
You're still their favorite.
914
01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:07,695
-Gonna be a big wedding?
-No, Tom doesn't like big weddings.
915
01:05:07,779 --> 01:05:10,906
You know, you could have read
Plot Outlines of 101 Great Novels.
916
01:05:10,991 --> 01:05:12,616
-Where?
-At any library.
917
01:05:12,826 --> 01:05:16,495
-No, no, no. Where's the wedding?
-Oh, All Saints, on Euclid.
918
01:05:26,172 --> 01:05:28,340
-Nice church.
-Yeah.
919
01:05:34,848 --> 01:05:37,224
-Who saved Ishmael at the end?
-What?
920
01:05:37,350 --> 01:05:39,643
Nobody. It was Queequoc's...
Queequeg's coffin.
921
01:05:39,728 --> 01:05:41,020
Yeah.
922
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:46,358
-Am I invited?
-Where?
923
01:05:46,443 --> 01:05:48,611
-To the wedding.
-Yeah.
924
01:05:49,029 --> 01:05:50,362
-Lynn?
-What?
925
01:05:50,447 --> 01:05:52,448
The zipper on your skirt's stuck.
926
01:05:52,532 --> 01:05:54,533
Use your imagination.
927
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,163
You know, this doesn't change anything.
928
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:01,123
We were always good at this.
929
01:06:19,017 --> 01:06:20,976
We're 60 and 60.
Nine games out of first.
930
01:06:21,061 --> 01:06:22,853
Who do these guys think they are?
931
01:06:22,937 --> 01:06:25,481
Maybe you just have to accept the fact
they're not as bad as you hoped.
932
01:06:25,565 --> 01:06:27,900
I don't have to accept anything.
933
01:06:28,068 --> 01:06:30,110
Attendance is only just
beginning to rise.
934
01:06:30,195 --> 01:06:32,821
If we can force a losing streak,
we can still turn this thing around.
935
01:06:32,906 --> 01:06:35,616
What's left to do?
You've taken away everything you can.
936
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,867
Not everything.
937
01:06:43,291 --> 01:06:46,919
Hey, Ricky, I'll trade you Song of
Hiawatha for The Deerslayer.
938
01:06:47,045 --> 01:06:49,254
Nah, I'm not into Song of Hiawatha.
939
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:52,257
Veg-head, I think I got one here
that's right up your alley.
940
01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,176
Crime and Punishment.
941
01:06:57,389 --> 01:07:00,099
Hey, is that a detective story? Yeah?
942
01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:03,560
"Wild Thing" Vaughn
943
01:07:03,645 --> 01:07:06,605
roughed up in his only other
appearance against the Yankees,
944
01:07:06,690 --> 01:07:07,856
in a little jam here.
945
01:07:07,941 --> 01:07:09,483
He fanned Burton to open the inning,
946
01:07:09,567 --> 01:07:12,361
walked Saslow,
gave up a double to Billy Leff,
947
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,862
which will bring up Haywood,
948
01:07:13,947 --> 01:07:16,281
who leads the league
in most offensive categories,
949
01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:18,117
including nose hair.
950
01:07:18,243 --> 01:07:21,495
When this guy sneezes,
he looks like a party favor.
951
01:07:21,579 --> 01:07:23,664
Taylor, they ain't released you yet?
952
01:07:23,748 --> 01:07:26,333
Haywood's a convicted felon,
isn't he, Monte?
953
01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,961
-Doesn't really say it here.
-Well, he should be.
954
01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:31,547
Vaughn among the league leaders
in strikeouts now,
955
01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,465
up on the rubber and ready to work.
956
01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,093
And from the wind-up, here he comes.
957
01:07:36,177 --> 01:07:40,013
Haywood swings and crushes one
towards South America.
958
01:07:40,140 --> 01:07:42,725
Tomlinson's gonna need a visa
to catch this one.
959
01:07:42,809 --> 01:07:46,937
It is out of here,
and there's nothing left but a vapor trail.
960
01:07:47,063 --> 01:07:50,816
Vaughn continues to have problems
with Haywood and the Yankees.
961
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,276
Oh, boy.
962
01:08:00,535 --> 01:08:01,702
Hi, Lou.
963
01:08:01,786 --> 01:08:03,328
Donovan, what are you doing here?
964
01:08:03,413 --> 01:08:06,373
Well, I just wanted to get back out
on the road again.
965
01:08:06,458 --> 01:08:09,918
You know, you had a hell of a road trip.
You nearly pulled that one out today.
966
01:08:10,003 --> 01:08:13,172
Someday we'll figure out
how to beat those guys.
967
01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:16,341
You know, you've done
a great job this year.
968
01:08:16,426 --> 01:08:19,219
60 and 61 is hardly a great job.
969
01:08:19,304 --> 01:08:21,597
With this club, it is.
970
01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:25,434
You know, there's a lot of talent
on this club, Charlie.
971
01:08:25,518 --> 01:08:27,352
The veterans are starting to play
back to form,
972
01:08:27,437 --> 01:08:29,354
and the rookies are developing faster
than I thought.
973
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:32,649
There's two or three
potential all-stars in there.
974
01:08:33,651 --> 01:08:36,153
I think we're a contender, right now.
975
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:37,988
You really believe that, don't you?
976
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:39,281
I know it.
977
01:08:39,365 --> 01:08:42,659
All we need is something
to bring it all together.
978
01:08:44,329 --> 01:08:46,663
Rachel Phelps will never
allow that to happen.
979
01:08:53,087 --> 01:08:55,672
Can I have your attention, please?
980
01:08:57,175 --> 01:09:00,552
I have something I think
you all ought to know about.
981
01:09:01,095 --> 01:09:06,266
It seems that Mrs. Phelps
doesn't think too highly of our worth.
982
01:09:08,061 --> 01:09:09,812
She put this team together
983
01:09:09,896 --> 01:09:13,482
because she thought
we'd be bad enough to finish dead last,
984
01:09:13,566 --> 01:09:15,150
knocking attendance down to the point
985
01:09:15,235 --> 01:09:18,111
where she could move the team
to Miami
986
01:09:18,196 --> 01:09:21,365
and get rid of all of us
for better personnel.
987
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,076
Even me?
988
01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:25,494
Even you, Dorn.
989
01:09:25,578 --> 01:09:27,454
What if we don't finish last?
990
01:09:27,539 --> 01:09:30,332
She'll replace you
with somebody who will.
991
01:09:30,917 --> 01:09:34,127
After this season,
you'll be sent back to the minors
992
01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:36,797
or given your outright release.
993
01:09:48,268 --> 01:09:51,603
Well, then I guess
there's only one thing left to do.
994
01:09:52,146 --> 01:09:53,564
What's that?
995
01:09:54,566 --> 01:09:56,775
Win the whole fucking thing.
996
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,454
-Yeah.
-Yes!
997
01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,625
Yes!
998
01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:17,546
Yeah.
999
01:10:18,548 --> 01:10:19,756
Yeah.
1000
01:10:25,513 --> 01:10:30,017
I figure it's gonna take
32 more victories to win this thing.
1001
01:10:30,810 --> 01:10:34,605
Every time we win, we peel a section.
1002
01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:36,648
Yeah.
1003
01:10:43,031 --> 01:10:44,865
Come on.
1004
01:10:49,787 --> 01:10:51,163
Oh, shit.
1005
01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:03,759
Strike!
1006
01:11:04,093 --> 01:11:05,093
He's out!
1007
01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:14,227
Safe!
1008
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,022
-Yeah, man.
-Yes!
1009
01:11:32,288 --> 01:11:33,580
Strike!
1010
01:11:34,874 --> 01:11:35,874
Strike!
1011
01:11:41,339 --> 01:11:42,464
Shit!
1012
01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:48,637
He's out!
1013
01:11:51,349 --> 01:11:56,269
Hello. Do you know us?
We're a major league baseball team.
1014
01:11:56,896 --> 01:11:59,856
But since we haven't won
a pennant in over 30 years,
1015
01:11:59,941 --> 01:12:01,733
nobody recognizes us,
1016
01:12:01,818 --> 01:12:03,944
not even in our own hometown.
1017
01:12:04,028 --> 01:12:07,030
That's why we carry
the American Express card.
1018
01:12:07,115 --> 01:12:10,242
No matter how far out of first we are,
it's cool.
1019
01:12:10,535 --> 01:12:11,994
You know, it keeps us
from getting shut out
1020
01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:15,247
at our favorite hotels
and restaurant-type places.
1021
01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:17,624
So, if you're looking
for some big-league clout,
1022
01:12:17,709 --> 01:12:20,085
apply for that little green
home-run hitter.
1023
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:21,920
Look what it's done for us.
1024
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:24,589
People still don't recognize us, but...
1025
01:12:25,425 --> 01:12:28,301
We're contenders now.
1026
01:12:28,428 --> 01:12:31,847
The American Express card.
Don't steal home without it.
1027
01:13:36,162 --> 01:13:37,162
Yeah!
1028
01:13:51,177 --> 01:13:52,552
Safe!
1029
01:13:56,474 --> 01:13:58,183
Cowabunga!
1030
01:13:58,267 --> 01:14:00,143
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
1031
01:14:00,228 --> 01:14:01,478
The incredible has happened.
1032
01:14:01,562 --> 01:14:03,730
Even though it comes as no surprise
to this commentator,
1033
01:14:03,815 --> 01:14:07,109
the Indians have finished
the regular season in a first-place tie
1034
01:14:07,193 --> 01:14:08,193
with the New York Yankees
1035
01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,737
on the strength of a 4-2 win
over the White Sox
1036
01:14:10,822 --> 01:14:12,864
in Chicago today.
1037
01:14:19,372 --> 01:14:20,831
All right!
1038
01:14:21,207 --> 01:14:23,959
Not bad for a has-been
and a couple of never-will-be's, huh?
1039
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,293
Yeah. Yeah.
1040
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:28,547
We haven't won anything yet.
Still got one game to go.
1041
01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:32,467
The Indians are still savoring
their victory today in Chicago
1042
01:14:32,552 --> 01:14:34,469
but are due to leave in a few hours.
1043
01:14:34,554 --> 01:14:36,221
We're going to go back now
to Ross Farmer,
1044
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:38,431
who's standing by with the team
at their hotel.
1045
01:14:38,516 --> 01:14:40,058
Thank you, Hal. Well, as you can see,
1046
01:14:40,143 --> 01:14:42,269
the Indians are in high spirits tonight,
1047
01:14:42,353 --> 01:14:45,188
looking forward to their final showdown
1048
01:14:45,398 --> 01:14:47,023
with the Yankees.
1049
01:14:47,692 --> 01:14:50,610
Who will start that game
is still a matter of some conjecture,
1050
01:14:50,695 --> 01:14:54,156
but the smart money is on
the crafty veteran, Eddie Harris,
1051
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:58,076
or the young fireballer,
"Wild Thing" Ricky Vaughn.
1052
01:14:58,244 --> 01:14:59,619
Meanwhile, the Yanks have announced
1053
01:14:59,704 --> 01:15:02,664
that they will start 20-game winner
Steve Jackson,
1054
01:15:02,748 --> 01:15:05,458
a curve-ball specialist who has shut...
1055
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:16,052
You wanted to see me, skip?
1056
01:15:17,096 --> 01:15:19,222
Yeah, Rick. Have a seat.
1057
01:15:23,561 --> 01:15:26,563
I just wanted to tell you
that I'm starting Harris
1058
01:15:26,647 --> 01:15:28,857
against the Yankees tomorrow,
1059
01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:32,110
even though I know
it's your turn in the rotation.
1060
01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:34,696
He's got a little more experience,
1061
01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:37,741
with a bit better record
against the Yankees.
1062
01:15:38,951 --> 01:15:41,786
Yeah, I guess what's best for the team.
1063
01:15:41,871 --> 01:15:44,080
Don't read anything into it, Rick.
1064
01:15:44,165 --> 01:15:46,875
You're one of the guys that got us here.
1065
01:15:51,130 --> 01:15:52,214
Hello again, everybody.
1066
01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:54,883
Harry Doyle coming to you
live from the stadium,
1067
01:15:54,967 --> 01:15:57,010
where the Indians
have just returned home
1068
01:15:57,094 --> 01:15:59,554
in preparation
for their one-game play-off
1069
01:15:59,639 --> 01:16:02,891
with the New York Yankees
for the Eastern Division Championship.
1070
01:16:02,975 --> 01:16:06,102
We'll have interviews
on Indians Powwow at 8:00,
1071
01:16:06,187 --> 01:16:10,023
but in the meantime,
get your tomahawks ready, Cleveland.
1072
01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:12,984
You're the best!
1073
01:16:56,070 --> 01:16:58,405
You mind if I join you?
1074
01:16:59,198 --> 01:17:02,242
I don't think I'd be very good company
right now.
1075
01:17:02,326 --> 01:17:05,036
-Why not?
-Nothing.
1076
01:17:05,871 --> 01:17:07,247
Job problem.
1077
01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:11,793
-I'm a ballplayer.
-I know.
1078
01:17:12,378 --> 01:17:14,879
But that's not why I came over here.
1079
01:17:14,964 --> 01:17:17,132
I don't chase ballplayers.
1080
01:17:17,216 --> 01:17:19,384
Why'd you come over here then?
1081
01:17:22,138 --> 01:17:26,099
Because you are the sexiest man
I have ever laid eyes on,
1082
01:17:29,312 --> 01:17:32,355
and you look like you could use a friend.
1083
01:17:36,569 --> 01:17:37,736
Check.
1084
01:17:42,908 --> 01:17:44,492
Where are you going?
1085
01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,369
I've got to get home.
1086
01:17:47,747 --> 01:17:50,081
I don't think I ever got your name.
1087
01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,084
Suzanne. Suzanne Dorn.
1088
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:57,213
Suzanne Dorn?
1089
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:02,385
Mrs. Roger Dorn.
1090
01:18:05,598 --> 01:18:08,600
So long. You're a great kid.
1091
01:18:17,943 --> 01:18:19,444
Hi, Jake.
1092
01:18:29,747 --> 01:18:32,582
I didn't know who she was.
I swear to God.
1093
01:18:32,958 --> 01:18:36,920
Got one off the chest,
but he's up with it, and it's over!
1094
01:18:37,463 --> 01:18:40,048
Bye-bye, honey. See you at the park.
Wish me luck.
1095
01:18:44,053 --> 01:18:45,553
Before you go,
1096
01:18:46,389 --> 01:18:48,264
there's something I'd like to tell you.
1097
01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,432
What?
1098
01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:51,893
I don't know what Dorn's wife
is up to, but I think it best
1099
01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:54,145
if you get dressed out early
and out to the bullpen
1100
01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,981
before Dorn hits the clubhouse, okay?
1101
01:18:57,942 --> 01:18:59,734
Hey, we got a big problem.
1102
01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:01,820
Cerrano wants some
extra power for tonight.
1103
01:19:01,904 --> 01:19:04,948
He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.
1104
01:19:05,032 --> 01:19:06,157
Hey, Jake, man, we can't have people
1105
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:08,076
puking in the locker room
before the game.
1106
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:10,120
God, what next?
1107
01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:13,331
All right, tell him not to worry.
I'll think of something. Come on.
1108
01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,251
Jake.
1109
01:19:16,335 --> 01:19:18,628
Where's Vaughn? Seen him around?
1110
01:19:19,171 --> 01:19:22,882
If you do, tell him I'd like
to have a little talk with him.
1111
01:19:29,348 --> 01:19:30,598
-Thanks, Pepper.
-Yeah.
1112
01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:33,143
One whole chicken, just like you said.
1113
01:19:58,252 --> 01:19:59,335
Hello again, everybody.
1114
01:19:59,420 --> 01:20:02,130
Harry Doyle bidding you
a big Wahoo welcome
1115
01:20:02,214 --> 01:20:03,798
from Municipal Stadium,
1116
01:20:03,883 --> 01:20:09,012
where tonight, before a capacity crowd
of 75,000 screaming feather-heads,
1117
01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,556
the fighting braves of the Cuyahoga
1118
01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:14,142
will leave their teepees
in search of Cleveland's
1119
01:20:14,226 --> 01:20:17,479
first league championship
in over 30 years.
1120
01:20:17,563 --> 01:20:20,106
Standing in the way,
their long-time nemesis,
1121
01:20:20,191 --> 01:20:21,608
the New York Yankees.
1122
01:20:21,692 --> 01:20:24,360
Trying to put the stop on the Yanks
will be Eddie Harris,
1123
01:20:24,445 --> 01:20:26,696
the tribe's veteran right-hander.
1124
01:20:26,780 --> 01:20:29,949
-Monte, anything to add?
-No.
1125
01:20:30,034 --> 01:20:32,952
He's not the best colorman
in the league for nothing, folks.
1126
01:20:33,078 --> 01:20:35,079
All right, we're set to go.
1127
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,502
-Are you ready?
-We're ready!
1128
01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:42,629
Are you ready? Let's take it to 'em!
1129
01:21:15,579 --> 01:21:19,415
Two out in the first inning,
and Harris looking very sharp, so far.
1130
01:21:19,500 --> 01:21:22,961
The sign from Taylor.
The target goes up, and the pitch.
1131
01:21:24,129 --> 01:21:26,798
Here's a bouncer to third,
easy play for Dorn.
1132
01:21:26,924 --> 01:21:30,802
Fires across to Metcalfe,
and the Yankees are gone in the first.
1133
01:21:35,432 --> 01:21:36,516
Bottom of the third,
1134
01:21:36,600 --> 01:21:39,394
Cerrano swings and misses,
strike three.
1135
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,564
Springer leads away from first.
1136
01:21:42,648 --> 01:21:45,942
Harris comes to the plate,
Taylor, snap throw to first, got him!
1137
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,403
Springer is picked off.
1138
01:21:49,113 --> 01:21:51,447
Jackson deals. Hayes pops it up,
1139
01:21:51,532 --> 01:21:54,492
and that will do it
for the Indians in the fourth.
1140
01:21:55,411 --> 01:21:58,079
Harris delivers.
K-Y ball hit toward the hole.
1141
01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:01,916
Hey, great stop by Dorn!
Throws in time, and he got him.
1142
01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:04,919
A curve ball,
and down goes Cerrano again.
1143
01:22:05,004 --> 01:22:06,337
Strike!
1144
01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:09,090
Williams swings and drives one deep.
1145
01:22:10,634 --> 01:22:13,261
Back goes Hayes. Way back to the wall.
1146
01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:15,763
Jumps, and makes a great catch!
1147
01:22:15,848 --> 01:22:19,142
What a play, and the Yankees
are turned away in the sixth!
1148
01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:31,404
Still nothing-nothing.
Top of the seventh, with two out.
1149
01:22:31,488 --> 01:22:33,823
Harris has been in trouble,
but has battled his way out
1150
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:36,075
with the help of some
great defensive plays.
1151
01:22:36,160 --> 01:22:38,578
All right, here's Burton coming on.
1152
01:22:41,332 --> 01:22:45,168
Harris, from the stretch, is ready,
and here he comes to Burton.
1153
01:22:45,252 --> 01:22:47,420
He swings and drives one to right field.
1154
01:22:47,504 --> 01:22:52,342
Uh-oh, this one is way back, way back.
It is off the reservation.
1155
01:22:52,426 --> 01:22:56,387
A home run, and the Yankees now lead
two to nothing.
1156
01:22:57,931 --> 01:22:59,932
That ought to shut these people up.
1157
01:23:00,017 --> 01:23:02,852
Well, the Indians have been
living dangerously all night,
1158
01:23:02,936 --> 01:23:05,563
and Burton finally burned them.
1159
01:23:05,731 --> 01:23:07,482
One down, bottom of the seventh.
1160
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,276
Taylor hits a ground ball to short.
Danello up with it.
1161
01:23:10,361 --> 01:23:13,571
On to first in time,
and Taylor is hobbling a little
1162
01:23:13,697 --> 01:23:15,907
as he goes back to the dugout.
1163
01:23:22,206 --> 01:23:24,457
-Now batting, number 24.
-Go, Roger.
1164
01:23:25,292 --> 01:23:28,503
Third baseman, Roger Dorn.
1165
01:23:28,587 --> 01:23:31,506
Dorn up.
Two men out, bottom of the seventh.
1166
01:23:31,590 --> 01:23:34,092
The Indians running out of chances.
1167
01:23:34,593 --> 01:23:36,302
Dorn, off to a slow start this year,
1168
01:23:36,387 --> 01:23:40,556
has come on lately,
hitting .271, with 86 RBIs.
1169
01:23:40,641 --> 01:23:42,975
Here's the wind-up,
and the pitch to him.
1170
01:23:43,060 --> 01:23:46,521
And he swings and drives
a base hit to left field.
1171
01:23:50,025 --> 01:23:53,027
And the Indians have a runner here
with two men out
1172
01:23:53,112 --> 01:23:55,780
on a sharp single to left by Dorn.
1173
01:23:56,281 --> 01:24:00,576
All right. That'll bring up Cerrano,
the big man, with two away,
1174
01:24:00,661 --> 01:24:03,204
and he represents the tying run.
1175
01:24:03,288 --> 01:24:07,709
Now batting, number 13,
Pedro Cerrano.
1176
01:24:07,793 --> 01:24:09,252
Cerrano hitless tonight.
1177
01:24:09,336 --> 01:24:11,796
As a matter of fact,
he hasn't touched the ball yet.
1178
01:24:12,131 --> 01:24:16,467
-Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
-Pedro! Pedro! Pedro!
1179
01:24:19,513 --> 01:24:21,723
Cerrano ready now.
1180
01:24:21,807 --> 01:24:23,975
Here's the pitch. Swings and misses.
1181
01:24:24,059 --> 01:24:26,811
We should have gotten a live chicken.
1182
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:30,398
Cerrano digging in. Down a strike.
1183
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:34,902
Jackson gets his sign, and comes set.
1184
01:24:35,112 --> 01:24:37,780
Checks Dorn at first. Here's the pitch.
1185
01:24:37,865 --> 01:24:39,991
A curve ball. Swung on and missed.
1186
01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:43,619
Strike two, and Cerrano
wasn't even close to that one.
1187
01:24:44,997 --> 01:24:47,206
Pissed off now, Jobu.
1188
01:24:47,291 --> 01:24:50,001
Look, I good to you. I stick up for you.
1189
01:24:50,919 --> 01:24:52,837
If you no help me now,
1190
01:24:54,381 --> 01:24:57,383
I say, fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself.
1191
01:25:09,521 --> 01:25:13,399
Jackson wants a new sign.
Now he's got what he likes.
1192
01:25:15,944 --> 01:25:18,070
Here's the pitch to Cerrano.
1193
01:25:18,489 --> 01:25:21,240
He swings, and drives one to deep left.
1194
01:25:22,576 --> 01:25:25,536
Way back! Way back! This ball is gone!
1195
01:25:25,704 --> 01:25:26,788
Yeah!
1196
01:25:50,938 --> 01:25:53,105
Jobu! Yes!
1197
01:26:01,782 --> 01:26:03,616
Sit down, Charlie.
1198
01:26:21,593 --> 01:26:23,553
Welcome to the happy hunting ground!
1199
01:26:23,637 --> 01:26:25,805
The Indians have tied it at two
1200
01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:28,474
on a two-run blast by Cerrano.
1201
01:26:32,479 --> 01:26:35,231
Two outs, top of the ninth,
still tied at two.
1202
01:26:35,315 --> 01:26:37,483
Harris working on a seven-hitter.
1203
01:26:37,568 --> 01:26:40,194
Here's the pitch.
Saslow hits a long drive.
1204
01:26:40,279 --> 01:26:43,072
This one's gonna get
over Cerrano's head and off the wall.
1205
01:26:43,156 --> 01:26:46,868
Cerrano up with it.
Fires it back in, Marx digging for third.
1206
01:26:46,952 --> 01:26:49,370
Saslow into second
with a standing double,
1207
01:26:49,454 --> 01:26:51,873
and the Yankees have runners
at second and third,
1208
01:26:51,957 --> 01:26:55,126
as Harris is now beginning to show
signs of fatigue.
1209
01:26:55,419 --> 01:26:56,419
Shit!
1210
01:26:57,254 --> 01:26:58,838
Get Vaughn up.
1211
01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:05,845
Activity continues in the bullpen.
1212
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,306
Harris is in real trouble now.
1213
01:27:08,765 --> 01:27:11,893
He got the first two hitters,
then gave up a single and a double,
1214
01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,312
and has now gone 3 and 0 to Cheevers.
1215
01:27:14,813 --> 01:27:18,232
Harris sets, checks the runners.
1216
01:27:18,317 --> 01:27:21,110
Comes to the plate. High, ball four,
1217
01:27:21,194 --> 01:27:23,946
and the bases are loaded,
and that's gonna bring up
1218
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:27,408
Clue Haywood, the biggest
Indian-killer of them all.
1219
01:27:27,576 --> 01:27:29,577
Taylor and Brown
on their way to the mound,
1220
01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:33,456
and this could be all for Harris.
He has pitched a beauty.
1221
01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,252
How's it holding, Eddie?
You look a little tired.
1222
01:27:38,337 --> 01:27:41,756
I'm throwing every piece of junk
I can think of at 'em, skipper.
1223
01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,382
I got enough left for one more hitter.
1224
01:27:43,467 --> 01:27:45,217
Nah.
You pitched a hell of a game there.
1225
01:27:45,302 --> 01:27:48,346
Take a seat, and we'll see
if we can get this guy out for you.
1226
01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:50,681
-All right.
-Good game, Eddie.
1227
01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:52,683
Give me Vaughn.
1228
01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:54,727
You want Vaughn?
1229
01:27:54,811 --> 01:27:56,520
I know he hasn't done
very well against this guy,
1230
01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:58,731
but I got a hunch he's due.
1231
01:27:59,566 --> 01:28:01,484
Good job. Good job.
1232
01:28:21,880 --> 01:28:23,923
Wild thing
1233
01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:27,426
You make my heart sing
1234
01:28:27,511 --> 01:28:29,762
I hate this fucking song.
1235
01:28:34,476 --> 01:28:36,644
Come on, wild thing
1236
01:28:47,406 --> 01:28:50,741
Wild thing, I think I love you
1237
01:28:51,743 --> 01:28:54,912
But I wanna know for sure
1238
01:29:04,798 --> 01:29:05,840
Okay, Ricky.
1239
01:29:05,924 --> 01:29:08,384
Haywood likes the hard stuff
out over the plate,
1240
01:29:08,468 --> 01:29:11,595
so bust him in,
and don't get up with anything.
1241
01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:14,348
-You listening to me, Rick?
-Yeah.
1242
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:17,143
Okay, you're my man. Go get him, kid.
1243
01:29:19,730 --> 01:29:23,482
This guy's the out
you've been waiting your whole life for.
1244
01:29:25,110 --> 01:29:27,111
Wild thing
1245
01:29:28,363 --> 01:29:30,489
Come on, wild thing
1246
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:35,161
Come on, come on, come on, wild thing
1247
01:29:35,704 --> 01:29:37,788
Shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it
1248
01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:38,956
Wild thing
1249
01:29:41,626 --> 01:29:43,961
Come on, come on, wild thing
1250
01:29:44,046 --> 01:29:47,840
So, a surprise move by Brown here,
bringing in the Wild Thing,
1251
01:29:47,924 --> 01:29:51,635
who's been shelled
in two outings against the Yankees.
1252
01:29:56,641 --> 01:29:58,684
Oh, shit.
1253
01:30:07,819 --> 01:30:12,156
Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn.
I only got one thing to say to you.
1254
01:30:14,534 --> 01:30:16,744
Strike this motherfucker out!
1255
01:30:29,257 --> 01:30:31,842
Okay, the conference
on the mound is over,
1256
01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:33,844
and we are ready to go.
1257
01:30:34,179 --> 01:30:39,183
Now batting, number six,
first baseman, Clue Haywood.
1258
01:30:44,147 --> 01:30:45,272
Haywood steps in,
1259
01:30:45,357 --> 01:30:47,149
the American League's
Triple Crown winner.
1260
01:30:47,234 --> 01:30:51,195
.341 average, 48 homers, 121 RBIs.
1261
01:30:51,279 --> 01:30:54,490
He's homered the only two times
he's faced Vaughn.
1262
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:07,211
All right, Ricky. Let's get nasty.
1263
01:31:08,922 --> 01:31:11,507
Haywood's set at the plate.
1264
01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:14,385
Vaughn, from the wind-up...
1265
01:31:14,594 --> 01:31:16,137
Swing and a miss.
1266
01:31:19,224 --> 01:31:20,766
That sucker was moving, wasn't it?
1267
01:31:20,851 --> 01:31:24,228
If it hit you, it'd leave
a two-foot hole coming out.
1268
01:31:26,398 --> 01:31:28,440
Okay, what shall we call now?
1269
01:31:28,525 --> 01:31:31,735
Let's see what the kid feels
about the old number one.
1270
01:31:35,198 --> 01:31:38,325
Wild Thing delivers. Strike two!
1271
01:31:38,410 --> 01:31:39,952
Fuck!
1272
01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:49,003
Forget about the curve ball, Ricky.
Give him the heater.
1273
01:31:49,504 --> 01:31:52,381
Now, shit.
All these pitches to choose from.
1274
01:31:52,507 --> 01:31:55,885
Maybe we ought to try
something different this time.
1275
01:32:25,332 --> 01:32:28,209
-Got him swinging!
-Strike three!
1276
01:32:28,293 --> 01:32:30,920
All right, Ricky! Yeah!
1277
01:32:42,474 --> 01:32:47,061
Oh, Lordy! Three straight heaters,
and the Yankees are blown down.
1278
01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:50,314
No runs, two hits, three left on.
1279
01:32:50,398 --> 01:32:52,483
And are you ready, Cleveland?
1280
01:32:52,567 --> 01:32:55,819
We go to the Indian ninth
still tied at two.
1281
01:32:56,780 --> 01:32:59,657
Can you believe this, Monte?
1282
01:33:02,285 --> 01:33:05,746
One down in the ninth.
Jackson delivers, Tomlinson swings
1283
01:33:05,830 --> 01:33:07,790
and drives one deep to right field!
1284
01:33:07,874 --> 01:33:11,418
Back goes Worberg
and makes the catch against the wall.
1285
01:33:11,503 --> 01:33:14,255
Tomlinson gave it a ride,
but came up short.
1286
01:33:14,839 --> 01:33:17,758
That's gonna bring a visit to the mound.
1287
01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:21,345
And Horton wasting no time.
He's going to the Duke.
1288
01:33:25,433 --> 01:33:28,560
The Duke leads the league
in saves, strikeouts per inning
1289
01:33:28,645 --> 01:33:30,020
and hit batsmen.
1290
01:33:30,105 --> 01:33:33,274
This guy threw at his own kid
in a father-son game.
1291
01:33:33,358 --> 01:33:39,029
Now batting, number double zero,
center fielder Willie Mays Hayes.
1292
01:33:39,114 --> 01:33:42,574
Two down now, as Hayes steps in,
hitting .291.
1293
01:33:42,701 --> 01:33:45,619
Trying to get something going
for the tribe.
1294
01:33:46,538 --> 01:33:49,331
The Duke, who's been overpowering
down the stretch,
1295
01:33:49,416 --> 01:33:53,085
has not been scored upon
in his last 16 appearances.
1296
01:33:54,754 --> 01:33:59,008
The Duke ready now and delivers.
Here's a high chopper towards short.
1297
01:33:59,384 --> 01:34:01,802
Danello charges. Can he get him? No!
1298
01:34:01,886 --> 01:34:03,637
-Safe!
-Hayes beat it!
1299
01:34:11,521 --> 01:34:12,563
All right!
1300
01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:30,622
-Going somewhere, meat?
-About 90 feet.
1301
01:34:31,291 --> 01:34:35,711
Number seven, catcher Jake Taylor.
1302
01:34:42,177 --> 01:34:43,844
Taylor to the plate.
1303
01:34:43,928 --> 01:34:46,847
He's 0 for 12 against the Duke, lifetime.
1304
01:34:46,931 --> 01:34:49,641
The Duke has his sign and is ready.
1305
01:34:49,768 --> 01:34:51,352
Hayes with a good lead.
1306
01:34:51,436 --> 01:34:53,604
-Go! Go! Go! Go!
-Go! Go! Go! Go!
1307
01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:02,863
A quick move by the Duke,
and Hayes just beat it back.
1308
01:35:02,947 --> 01:35:04,531
Safe!
1309
01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,545
Hayes leads away again.
1310
01:35:18,630 --> 01:35:21,382
Tie game, 2-2, two outs in the ninth,
1311
01:35:21,466 --> 01:35:22,841
and the winning run at first.
1312
01:35:22,926 --> 01:35:25,386
Hayes out to a big lead now.
1313
01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:36,563
Hayes goes!
1314
01:35:41,778 --> 01:35:43,862
Come on!
1315
01:35:45,365 --> 01:35:47,032
Come on, Willie.
1316
01:35:47,450 --> 01:35:49,827
Here's the throw.
1317
01:35:50,662 --> 01:35:51,912
-Safe!
-Yeah!
1318
01:35:51,996 --> 01:35:53,122
Yeah!
1319
01:35:58,920 --> 01:36:01,296
All right, Willie! Way to go!
1320
01:36:03,716 --> 01:36:07,052
-Whoo! All right!
-You, man! You, man!
1321
01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:11,432
It's up to Taylor now,
1322
01:36:11,516 --> 01:36:15,436
as the Indians have the winning run
in scoring position.
1323
01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:25,362
That's a hell of an idea.
1324
01:36:45,884 --> 01:36:48,469
What's this?
Taylor is pointing to the bleachers.
1325
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:50,387
He's calling his shot.
1326
01:36:52,932 --> 01:36:56,518
Nobody's done this since Babe Ruth
in the '32 World Series.
1327
01:36:56,644 --> 01:36:59,605
Hayes leads from second,
as Duke takes his stretch.
1328
01:36:59,689 --> 01:37:00,981
The pitch.
1329
01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:03,984
Look out! Down goes Taylor!
1330
01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:12,910
Come on, hairball!
Cut down on that shit, man!
1331
01:37:12,994 --> 01:37:15,204
Bring that shit to me, man.
1332
01:37:15,288 --> 01:37:18,499
Taylor back up,
refusing to dust himself off
1333
01:37:18,583 --> 01:37:21,585
after Duke gave him a little chin music.
1334
01:37:26,049 --> 01:37:28,008
Taylor's pointing again!
1335
01:37:34,015 --> 01:37:38,227
Unbelievable. They're on their feet here,
stomping, clapping.
1336
01:37:39,062 --> 01:37:41,438
Come on.
Join in wherever you are out there.
1337
01:37:41,523 --> 01:37:42,940
Let's hear you, Cleveland!
1338
01:37:43,024 --> 01:37:45,317
-Go, go, go!
-Go, go, go!
1339
01:37:56,621 --> 01:37:58,664
Taylor waits at the plate.
1340
01:37:59,457 --> 01:38:02,417
The Duke at the belt.
Hayes away from second.
1341
01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:11,510
Here comes the 1-1 pitch.
1342
01:38:17,225 --> 01:38:18,600
Taylor bunts.
1343
01:38:18,685 --> 01:38:19,685
Shit.
1344
01:38:45,545 --> 01:38:46,670
Safe!
1345
01:38:47,839 --> 01:38:51,216
Hayes around third!
He's gonna try to score!
1346
01:38:53,011 --> 01:38:55,095
Here comes the throw.
1347
01:38:58,349 --> 01:39:01,476
He slides! He is...
1348
01:39:01,978 --> 01:39:03,228
Safe! Safe!
1349
01:39:03,855 --> 01:39:06,064
And the Indians win it!
The Indians win it!
1350
01:39:06,149 --> 01:39:08,692
Oh, my God! The Indians win it!
1351
01:39:23,166 --> 01:39:25,083
I can't believe it!
1352
01:39:51,319 --> 01:39:54,319
We did it! We did it!
98234