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Look at this one.
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His first day in nursery school.
He hated it!
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- Poor little one!
- He was so pathetic...!
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It's just like it
was yesterday...
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When I think that in three years
he'll be in college,
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and in five he'll be in university...
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Yeah, then there's Oli who'll
be in college..
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- Time's just flying by, huh?
- Yeah...
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Another two years and Zak
will be going to college!
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Oh, Zak!
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And then we, well...
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We'll have the house all to
ourselves...
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all the time...
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Yes...
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Then we'll be almost sixty.
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Yeah.
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A little before year 2001
and a little after the stone age
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A typical family lived
on the banks of the St Laurence
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A typical family
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Two paces from Jupiter
Ah!
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Boys! It's eight o'clock!
Get a move on! You're running late again!
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- Not a problem!
- Hey, enough of that, Mr Not-a-problem!
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- You're going to finish up on detention!
- Look! We don't even have the time to eat!
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- You'll just have to get up earlier!
- You could drive us?
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- Look! Then I'm the one who'll
be late? No, no. - I'm leaving.
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No, Louis! Every day
it's the same thing!
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They get up ten minutes before
they have to leave and then
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we're stuck with having to drive them!
They're just going to have to
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learn to be responsible;
They're not babies anymore! Huh?
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I want you to be dressed and ready
to leave in two minutes!
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- Mom, it's raining!
- No, no, sorry about that,
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Boys, Nat's right:
you're trying to con us...
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OK. That's enough. Go and get dressed,
it's taking much too long. Go!
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That's the end of it! Go, hurry!
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Hurry up!
Oh, they're slow!
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I'm telling you. It's you who
sets a bad example in the morning!
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That's why they take their time.
Me, take my time?
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I don't have the time to
take my time! Look!
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- Do you have your dictionary?
- On the shelf.
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- Can I borrow it?
- Why?
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Don't worry about why,
can I take your English dictionary?
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- Have you got English today?
- No...
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Take it, Oli, hurry up!
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Hurry up!
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Oh, come on! What do you have in there?
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You're going to mess up your back,
that isn't very wise!
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Hm! Hm!
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Dictionaries,
but... it's not a big deal.
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- I'm not a baby any more!
- C'mon! Quick! You're going to be late!
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That's right. I'm going to have to drive
you. That makes no sense. Get into the car.
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- Look at that, Nat!
- Have you seen his back pack?
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- It must weigh 400 pounds!
- Let's go, let's go!
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Did I forget my bag?
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- Thomas, what're you doing?
- What?
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- What are you eating?
- Ah, just a peanut butter sandwich.
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- But we're going to be eating
in ten minutes! - Yeah, so?
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What's this "yeah, so?"
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Look, mom... It's not going to take me 10
minutes to eat a peanut butter sandwich.
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- I don't understand!
- What's your problem?
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They're asking me to circle
the correct answer. I can't find it!
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Show me... "Circle the ones that
are marked with..."
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That's weird; I don't understand,
either!
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- It's got to be a trick question.
- A trick question?
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That's when they set a problem that
doesn't have a correct answer,
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because all the answers are
possible, but not absolutely right.
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- Zak, let's eat!
- What's the point in that?
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To see if you really understand!
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- I'm coming!
- But that's dumb!
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I'm with you, it's dumb. Then
how do they know if you understand?
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Well, if you don't answer the
question, they know you've understood!
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But doesn't circling a
right answer mean that
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they're sure you have
understood the question?
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If you answer the question, then they
know for sure that you didn't
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understand it! They just don't want you
to try and guess at it.
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- That's absolutely ridiculous!
- It's a trick question!
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OK, boys, do that later;
supper's ready.
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- What're we eating?
- I've cooked up some frozen pizza.
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Huh? Again?
Isn't there anything else?
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What would you prefer?
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Eating frozen pizza
once in a while
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or my quitting work so that I can fix you
some meals while you are left having to pay
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the mortgage, the car and your
vacations from your income, huh?
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See?
That's a trick question.
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Thanks.
That was nice.
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- Hmm...
- What, you don't have it right?
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I don't know.
I'm not certain.
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- Ah, I'm going to fail!
- Bon, bon, bon!
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- Do you need some help?
- I don't know...
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minus 6 plus minus 9
minus minus 4
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- plus plus 7 minus minus 3...
- Well...
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- What do you mean by "Well"?
- Well, it's...
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- It's really easy!
- Well, go ahead then! Go ahead, Einstein!
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Minus 6 plus minus 9... minus 15.
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minus minus 4, since there are two minuses,
you add minus 15 to minus 4,
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that comes to minus 19, plus 7, minus 12,
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minus minus 3... That comes to minus 15!
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- Are you sure?
- Well, Nat!
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97% in maths in school! That was me,
the brainy one in school!
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- We could place a call to Call-a-teacher?
- Well, yes!
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Call Call-a-teacher!
I just gave you the answer!
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Yeah, but,
it may not be right!
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Call-a-teacher, is for those
that are really desperate
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and who don't have anyone
to really help them with their homework...
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- But... - Yeah, Call-a-teacher should
be giving me a call!
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It seems to me that the teacher said
something about
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two minuses meaning that
you have to add the number.
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That's what we did!
Look! Minus minus 9
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minus minus 4, that comes to minus 13. Huh?
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We're adding,
but negatively!
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- Negatively!
- Yes, yes, minus, minus, minus
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- so it's no longer minus.
- Can we ask Thomas?
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Good, if that'll convince you!
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Thomas! Thomas!
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Take off your headphones
for a minute!
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Well, your mother doesn't trust me,
Thomas. What was that question again?
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- Minus minus 6 plus minus 9 minus
minus 4
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plus 7 minus minus 3.
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- Minus 15, right?
- No, minus 1.
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Huh? Th... Let's see!
Ha! let's see, minus 1!
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Look, dad. The little negative
sign, is the same as false.
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The plus sign, that's true. When it's
plus minus, that's true that it's false,
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so, it's false. Minus plus,
it's false that that's true,
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so, it's false.
When it's plus plus,
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it's true that it's true,
so it's true,
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and, when it's minus minus, it's
false that it's false, so it's true...
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That makes it minus 1.
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OK. Call Call-a-teacher.
Huh, Brain,
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really...
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Anyway, before the reform in maths,
it was minus 15.
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Thomas?
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THOMAS!
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C'mon! What's all
this shouting about?
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He's been in the shower for
half an hour!
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That's no reason to be
shouting like a crazyman!
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No... 60 gallons of hot water!
With that much you could heat up
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the whole Niagara Falls!
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- Don't exaggerate...
- He's not the one paying the water bill!
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- Leave it.
- Hey... You know!
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Thomas...? Make sure you don't use up
all the hot water, dear!
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Thomas, open up!
You have to be clean by now!
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Louis, calm down!
Remember, at his age...
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Intimacy...
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That would explain why he is deaf!
He spends his evenings on the Internet!
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- Stop!
- Thomas, open up! open up, Thomas!
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Something isn't right. Perhaps
he's unconcious?
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- Unconcious...! - Fainted!
Perhaps he's slipped down in the shower,
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- and has hurt himself!
- Thomas! Open up!
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I told you about how slippery
a ceramic shower stall is!
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- You're the one who wanted it to
be ceramic! - Non-slip,
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I told you! You're the one
who said it was too expensive!
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- Thomas!
- Thomas! Open up, Thomas!
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- What are you doing?
- Well...
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Don't move, I'll go and
fetch a screwdriver!
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- What's happening? - Your brother's
drowning in the shower! Thomas!
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How could I have known!
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- Thomas? Are you okay?
- Thomas!
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- Can I come in, Thomas?
- Why are you shouting?
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- Thomas?! - Where were you? The shower's
been running for half an hour!
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I was on the phone with Fred!
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I don't like it when the
bathroom is cold.
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Can I take my shower now?
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...I'll kill him!
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That's it,
we need a telephone for the bathroom?
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Good, good, good!
What're you watching?
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- Running scared.
- What's that?
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- A horror film!
- It's like a thriller.
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What's the storyline?
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Oli...
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It's about a guy who has to
shoot some people, but he shoots
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some cops, but he doesn't know
that they're cops.
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Afterwards, he goes and
hides his weapon at his place!
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- His son's friend finds his weapon and
shoots his father. - His friend's father?
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- No, the son's father! - But that's only
because his father was beating his mother!
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- Ah, the son's father!
- No, his son's friend's father!
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And then he realizes
that his weapon has diappeared!
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He asks his son who took it.
His son says it was his friend!
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His father told him to go and get it,
but when he got to his friend's,
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his friend has already left
because the police were there
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because he killed his father with
his friend's father's weapon!
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He didn't know where to go so
he goes back to his friend's place,
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- but because his friend was already home,
he couldn't go there - Go where?
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- To his friend's.
- Who?
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The guy's son who
shot at the cops!
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The guy's son who shot at
the police could go home?
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No! To the home of the friend of the son
of the guy who shot at the police.
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So, he's walking the streets
and is captured by some pedophiles.
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Pedophiles?
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Yeah, then when the catch him,
they put him in the pedophiles' car!
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- The pedophiles' car?
- In the movies, OK,
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pedophiles have small cars
with large trunks!
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For putting children in!
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But when they go to put
him in the trunk,
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they don't know he's still got
his gun and he shoots at them!
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His friend's son's father,
who also looking for him, hears him!
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But the police who are looking
for his son's friend,
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because he has shot his father
to death, also hear him.
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And he runs away and
joins up with his friend!
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- OK. Whose friend?
- The father's son's friend, of course!
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And that's where we are
right now. Way to go, Oli.
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What are they watching?
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A film. Running scared.
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- What's the storyline?
- No idea.
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Mom, there aren't any bowls!
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Look in the dishwasher!
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- Did you find them?
- Right!
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- Nat! There aren't any cups!
- In the dishwasher!
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- Oh, oh!
- What?
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- About an inch!
- Cool!
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Papa! Papa!
It's just that much too short!
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Super! Wow!
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How high did he reach?
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Here! Look!
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He has grown a full inch!
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The famous red line!
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1.37 meters! That's 52 inches.
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They're more interested in reaching that
line than in getting the keys to the car!
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More so! They've been waiting
for that moment since they were little!
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1.37 meters, that's when they can get
on all the rides at the fun fair...
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Even so, it's a landmark in their
lives...
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Yes...
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They come from good stock...
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Hm. Hm.
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Hm.
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- Here?
- That's good!
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An inch?
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No, make it two. That way it'll
take all summer!
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OK. Yes, yes, yes...
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- Yes!
- Wow, wow!
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- Why is it called Miss Universe?
- Because there are girls
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from each country; they select
the most beautiful. Dumb!
231
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
232
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It wasn't a dumb question,
Oli. OK?
233
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That's just how Americans
are, Zak.
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Everything has to be bigger,
235
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it has to be the biggest.
That's why
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their baseball championship
is called the world series,
237
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:22,376
even though it's just
Americans playing!
238
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,378
So what's that got to do with
choosing the most beautiful girl?
239
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:27,481
- What makes for the most beautiful girl?
- How do we know there isn't someone
240
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:30,551
just as beautiful somewhere
in the universe?
241
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Extraterrestrials,
they're horrible!
242
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,189
- Now what are you watching?
- Miss Universe!
243
00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:37,558
Ah, Miss Universe,
that's some entertainment...
244
00:12:37,591 --> 00:12:39,860
- I was just channel surfing..
- Channel surfing...?
245
00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:43,297
And, just by chance, you came upon
this group of 6'3" dollies in bikinis!
246
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,999
Some of them are super intelligent...
247
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:49,002
Miss Australia can play a ukulele
while reciting a poem!
248
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:51,972
- And Miss Germany has the biggest bumpers
-Pardon me
249
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:55,008
- The biggest bumpers?
- Yeah, that came from Dad!
250
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:57,077
- I doubt it!
- It was a joke!
251
00:12:57,110 --> 00:13:00,614
It was a joke! It was because...
It was because I was referring to...
252
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:04,117
to German cars... bumpers, that is how...
Look, we don't need this.
253
00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:05,986
- How about that!
- What, "How about that"?
254
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,055
Do you think we're going to let
you watch that? Come on!
255
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,389
Nathalie is right, there! Wow!
256
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:13,193
Hey! You think we would let you read
Playboy, too, just for the jokes?
257
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,462
- What's Playboy?
- Nothing, Zak. Huh!
258
00:13:15,496 --> 00:13:17,464
- That's enough.
- What's happening?
259
00:13:17,498 --> 00:13:19,433
We were watching Miss Universe.
260
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,069
- Mom doesn't think they're intelligent!
- Ok, ok.
261
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:25,038
Okay, well. That proves that I
was right not to tell you!
262
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,975
- Tell us what?
- Nothing, forget it. It isn't important.
263
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:31,278
- Hey, Thomas...
- You know, last summer
264
00:13:31,311 --> 00:13:34,615
when the school organised an
outdoor get-together with the parents?
265
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:37,084
-Yes...
- In a secret ballot there
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the guys elected you Miss
Bikini, for grades 1, 2...
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00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:46,226
Miss Bikini! Me?
268
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,663
- I know!
I found it quite embarassing! - Really!
269
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,566
- I tried to defend you, but...
- Ah, it's quite true that,
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for such an intelligent person like you,
being elected as Miss Bikini...!
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You don't even play the ukulele!
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00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:59,840
It's certain that for Miss Bikini,
that wasn't necessary...
273
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:03,143
but good!
They're just kids...
274
00:14:03,177 --> 00:14:05,913
OK, so in this instance,
it's okay then,
275
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:08,615
- but don't watch too late. OK?
- We promise!
276
00:14:08,649 --> 00:14:11,952
Miss Bikini! Really!
277
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,321
- What are they watching?
- A line-up of bikinis!
278
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,491
Thomas! You're the king!
279
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,693
Nice!
280
00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:21,829
Oooooh!
281
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:30,337
The Little Prince?
Oli loved that one!
282
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,573
- That's stupid!
- Zak...
283
00:14:32,606 --> 00:14:34,975
You don't have much choice... Huh?
284
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,944
Yeah, but I hate reading!
285
00:14:36,977 --> 00:14:38,946
But it doesn't have to be a book!
286
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:41,682
It could be a magazine, a newspaper...
Do you want to read a comic strip?
287
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:43,817
Why do I have to?
288
00:14:43,851 --> 00:14:46,887
Because otherwise you won't ever
learn anything!
289
00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:49,923
- So what's it good for?
- It'll teach you to read.
290
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:52,226
Yes but it's stupid!
291
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,194
Look, Zak!
This isn't negotiable!
292
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:57,030
You read something. A book, a
magazine, comics, I don't care,
293
00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,535
but you have to read something
otherwise, no television. Is that clear?
294
00:14:58,695 --> 00:14:59,399
But!
295
00:14:59,433 --> 00:15:01,435
No "But" anything! You are going
to read something, okay!
296
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,804
Ok, Ok, Ok, Ok,...
What's up?
297
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:07,107
I can't watch television unless
I read a book!
298
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,109
It doesn't have to be a book�
299
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:11,278
I DON'T WANT TO!
300
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,347
Hey, whoa, whoa...
301
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,383
- He has to read a book?
- I have to!
302
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,752
Their teacher has asked them
303
00:15:18,785 --> 00:15:20,787
to write a book report on
something they've read.
304
00:15:20,821 --> 00:15:23,891
It can be on anything! It can be
a magazine, a newspaper, a comic book,
305
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,193
by My Lord here refuses to do it!
306
00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,109
So, I told him that if he didn't
read something,
307
00:15:28,229 --> 00:15:29,413
there won't be any
television, that's all!
308
00:15:29,573 --> 00:15:32,566
- NO TV? Maybe a little harsh?
- Louis! Give me some help, here!
309
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,968
This child's turning into
a remote control.
310
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,637
I know that, but...
311
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:38,238
Maybe, let me try?
312
00:15:38,272 --> 00:15:40,774
Okay, go ahead, go ahead!
313
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,577
If you think you can do
better than I, go ahead.
314
00:15:45,813 --> 00:15:47,481
Hey, Zak!
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00:15:59,927 --> 00:16:01,762
I've finished!
316
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:03,764
Hey!
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00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,699
Well...
318
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:08,168
Excellent, Zak!
I'm proud of you!
319
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,637
Can I go and watch television now?
320
00:16:10,671 --> 00:16:12,539
Yes, go ahead!
321
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,009
OK...
322
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:19,179
- What did you do?
- Nothing, just a bit of psychology.
323
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:20,681
For example?
324
00:16:20,714 --> 00:16:22,382
I just appealed to what his
interests are, huh...
325
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,418
The whole idea was that he wrote
something that he was interested in,
326
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,553
which deeply concerns him,
327
00:16:26,587 --> 00:16:28,956
which brings together
his most personal interests.
328
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:31,525
Something which would allow him
329
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,061
to experience all the pleasure
330
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:36,029
that reading offers...
331
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:40,400
while allowing him to understand all the
benefits that reading brings with it.
332
00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:43,203
- OK... And that is...
- That is, hm!
333
00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,973
I had him write about the
TV Guide.
334
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,648
Oli!
335
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:04,758
OLI!
336
00:17:11,899 --> 00:17:13,500
Oli! Each time the ball bounces
on the floor,
337
00:17:13,534 --> 00:17:17,004
part of the house falls on my head;
would you stop it with, the basketball?
338
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:21,041
- Well... - That goes for hockey,
baseball and soccer.
339
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,210
- OK!
- Oli!
340
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,863
Oli!
341
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:46,233
But, you didn't mention boules.
342
00:17:48,535 --> 00:17:50,470
- Can I go now?
- You have to learn!
343
00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:53,207
- But!
- That will give you a chance to help out?
344
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:56,109
- What? - That will give you the
chance to give us a hand?
345
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,512
What are you doing?
346
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,280
Hm! Nothing, just preparing the supper!
347
00:18:00,314 --> 00:18:03,383
- Well...
- Well, just take a knife!
348
00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:07,221
Help Zak, do something!
349
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,122
- Take a carrot!
- Uh... I can cut up
350
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,058
- the chicken, instead?
- If you want to.
351
00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,960
- Watch, I'll show you
- No, that's okay.
352
00:18:15,629 --> 00:18:17,464
You're okay!
353
00:18:17,498 --> 00:18:20,200
It my biology class!
We're dissecting frogs.
354
00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:24,838
I love that, the idea of
just cutting along the nerves
355
00:18:24,872 --> 00:18:27,007
and the tendon
trying to avoid
356
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:30,077
the intestines
and having blood spurt out.
357
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:31,745
Wow!
358
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,914
There, you cut
into the muscles.
359
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:36,750
When you open it up,
it's just marvelous!
360
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,519
You can see all the organs!
361
00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:40,554
Here there aren't any...
362
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,589
and what I love the most,
363
00:18:42,623 --> 00:18:44,525
is cutting off their legs!
364
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:46,894
- YAA! YAA!
- Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa,!
365
00:18:46,927 --> 00:18:49,863
That's great!
366
00:18:49,897 --> 00:18:52,900
Thomas! OK. That's okay.
367
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,601
Thomas, I'm going to keep working
but you can go now.
368
00:18:54,635 --> 00:18:57,337
But... I can finish the job,
if you want!
369
00:18:57,371 --> 00:18:59,106
I know, you were just great
but I'll take care of it.
370
00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:01,208
OK! OK! OK!
371
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:04,178
Wow!
OK, Bruce Lee!
372
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,180
YAAAA!
373
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:08,081
Huh? Listen to that!
374
00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:11,451
"As a result of research done
about 1500 male adolescents,
375
00:19:11,485 --> 00:19:14,188
"a team of researchers at
the University of California
376
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:17,457
"determined that in 2006,
the average 15-year-old
377
00:19:17,491 --> 00:19:20,160
"was thinking about sex
every 8 minutes"!
378
00:19:20,194 --> 00:19:22,729
- Hmf! That's disturbing, huh?
- Are you thinking about Thomas?
379
00:19:22,796 --> 00:19:25,299
Well yes, but not just about
him but the other two also!
380
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,301
You know I wouldn't worry too much
about that...
381
00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:29,570
- It's just a phase.
- You think so?
382
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:32,539
Yes! When they get to 17 or 18,
that's all they'll be thinking about.
383
00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:37,277
Careful, it's hot!
It's hot...
384
00:19:40,047 --> 00:19:42,216
What is it?
385
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,585
- Ham and eggs
- Yes!
386
00:19:44,618 --> 00:19:46,887
Thomas, it's ready!
387
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,756
- Thanks!
- There you go.
388
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,992
- Here.
- Okay, what is it, Zak?
389
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,327
Why is an egg yellow?
390
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:55,729
It's yellow...
because that's the yolk!
391
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:57,431
That's the fetus of a chicken!
392
00:19:57,464 --> 00:20:00,033
- The fetus of a chicken?
- Oli, that's right!
393
00:20:00,067 --> 00:20:02,903
What is a fetus?
394
00:20:02,936 --> 00:20:05,239
It's a baby chicken
that hasn't been born yet!
395
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,541
Can't you two keep quiet for
a couple of seconds?
396
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,844
Eggs contain unborn baby chickens?
397
00:20:10,878 --> 00:20:13,280
Full of unborn baby chickens!
398
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:16,083
That's enough!
399
00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:19,453
Firstly, the baby chickens you're
talking about are called chicks.
400
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:22,823
- Then secondly, it's not the first time�
- Unborn baby chicks!
401
00:20:22,856 --> 00:20:25,993
- You're eating unborn baby chicks?
- Zak!
402
00:20:26,026 --> 00:20:28,095
They just eggs. You've eaten them
loads of times!
403
00:20:28,128 --> 00:20:31,265
Yeah, but I didn't know they
contained the fetus of unborn chicks!
404
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,001
Look at my fetuses,
I like them all whipped up!
405
00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,669
Oli, would you,
please...!
406
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,671
Okay. You don't want to eat?
407
00:20:37,704 --> 00:20:39,640
You can eat some salad, perhaps.
408
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:43,210
- Do I have to?
- Zak, you can't eat nothing!
409
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,180
That's a shame...
410
00:20:46,213 --> 00:20:48,215
I had fixed your favorite dessert.
411
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,217
- What?
- Orange cake.
412
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,954
Well, why can't I have any?
413
00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:56,890
- Because the cake's made with eggs.
- And you don't like eggs!
414
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:59,193
- Well...!
- Hmm, chick fetus
415
00:20:59,226 --> 00:21:01,395
mixed in with the orange!
416
00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,697
That's right!
417
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:05,732
- That's right!
- With ice cream!
418
00:21:05,766 --> 00:21:07,768
By that time I wouldn't think you'd
be able to taste the fetus!
419
00:21:07,801 --> 00:21:10,771
Yes, you can still hear the...
"Crunch! Crunch!"
420
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,873
Do I have to eat it all?
421
00:21:12,906 --> 00:21:14,908
At least one fetus. Just one.
422
00:21:17,177 --> 00:21:19,513
Pass me that!
423
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:22,282
- Foetus express! - No, Oli! Stop!
No, you're going to drop it!
424
00:21:22,316 --> 00:21:23,617
I'm the one who's going to have to
pick it up!
425
00:21:25,085 --> 00:21:27,654
I'd like the whole world to
understand
426
00:21:27,688 --> 00:21:29,723
Why I love you.
Why?
427
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,925
I love you because you're
not of this world
428
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:34,228
That's what they have to
understand
429
00:21:34,261 --> 00:21:36,563
That's what they have to
understand?
430
00:21:36,597 --> 00:21:38,866
That's what they have to
understand
431
00:21:38,899 --> 00:21:40,200
Ah!
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