All language subtitles for Keeping.Up.With.the.Kardashians.S19E02.Paris.Puppies.and.Pranks.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON

Khloe: Previously on keeping up
with the kardashians...

Four or five months ago,
scott, kimberly and myself--

we came up with this kris jenner
paparazzi prank.

I'm thinking,
I dress up like her.

We have a paparazzi
take photos of me.

Yes, that's the money!

-Hello?
-There is someone trying to shop

unflattering photos of you,
I guess

going through trash
over by the kylie office.

I've never gone through trash
in my life.

Khloe: The first set of photos
weren't that believable.

So now the plan is to get her
belligerently drunk

so she can't really remember
what she did.

As soon as my mom gets home,
we'll get all of her stuff

and I will be in
the kris jenner outfit.

It's all gonna match, spot-on.

Scott:
Hop up in there, khlo.

Yeah! I think puke.

(scott cackling)

(over phone):
Let me text these to you.

Corey:
Yeah, that's you.

I mean, it's not you.
My bad.

Scott: Do you ever think that
your daughter gets dressed up

like you and we do
really weird things?

She dresses up like you at night
and I follow her around!

-We're crazy!
-Kim: I cannot believe

that we pulled off
a prank like this.

I mean, this prank is gonna be
one for the books.

Wow. Wow!

You dress up in the middle
of the night like me?

-Scott: Yes!
-We've been doing this
since October.

Scott:
Remember, there was
another time you were driving

"your black rolls-royce"?

And you were very upset because
it was black, not gray.

-♪ ♪
-what kind of a car is it?

-Tracy: A gray rolls-royce.
-Kris: Tracy, my car is black.

Let's start there.

Yeah, they said that I was
throwing trash out the window.

-Scott: That was also us.
-And climbing through the trash.

Scott:
Could you believe that was
the first time we pranked you

and you told us that you don't
carry anything on your being.

There's nothing ever on my being
to throw away.

Khloe:
Yeah, we heard.
We were with tracy.

It was unbelievable.

What is that?

Khloe:
Throwing up.

Scott:
That's diet coke, actually.

Kris:
Does tracy know that it was you?

-Everybody knows.
-That it was you?

Yeah. We'd steal your clothes,
dress up like you,

we'd hire an art photographer,

and we knocked it
out of the park.

Basically, everything is
to prank you.

So, I wasn't really drunk enough
to get out of the car

-and pee at a liquor store?
-Scott: No.
-We just love you

so much. All this attention
went on you for...

-Since October.
Like, five months.
-Scott: Yeah.

-(laughs): Oh, my god.
-It's all you, buddy.

Kris (laughing):
I hate you.

These little bitches

got me so (bleep) good,

thinking that I was losing
my mind and I'm a sloppy drunk.

I am not a sloppy drunk.

Khloe:
Kim was in on it.
Christy was in on it.

Tracy.
The whole crew was in on it.

We almost had to get tmz
in on it.

-Rob was in on it.
-Everyone's in on it.

Kris:
I can't believe
the amount of people

that they really got involved
in this.

This was the all-time craziest,
perfect prank.

Scott:
So I think, now you call kim,

because she doesn't know
that you know.

So we can mess with her now.

Yeah.

Khloe:
This prank is so elaborate.

It's taken months and months
and months,

multiple times of me dressing up
like kris jenner.

-Not easy work.
-Why are we just gonna
throw it away right now?

-No. No chance.
-Let's keep it going.

-She doesn't know that we know.
-She doesn't know that we know.

-That she knows.
-She doesn't know that we know
that she knows

that she doesn't know.

-Mm! Giddyap!
-Yeah!

-Kkw, you're up next.
-You're going downtown.

-(phone ringing)
-oh, she's calling.

-Oh! We got...
-Okay.

-Kim: Hey, what's going on?
-Hey.

Kim:
I'm just in the middle
of a shoot.

Kris:
Okay, sorry, I'm just so,

so upset because christy
sent me these pictures

that tmz sent her
and they're gonna release 'em.

They have pictures of me
in a trash dumpster

and then peeing in the middle
of the street.

-What were you doing?!
-I think I must have
blacked out

-after I had dinner...
-(kim laughs)

it's not funny, kim. This could
ruin my entire career.

They have pictures of me peeing
in the (bleep) street.

-Kim: Mom, I love...
-Kim.

Hold on. Let me...

(call cutting out)

you're cutting out.

Scott:
She's like "ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

(all laughing)

♪ ♪

corey:
Hey, hey, hey!

I haven't seen you
in a long time, girl!

-Kylie: Surprise!
-Khloe: Hi, guys!

Let me tell you
that I didn't know

-the jennster was coming!
-Hi, baby!

-Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
-The jennster.

-The jennster.
-You look stunning.

-My god.
-You look so much better
in person.

Khloe:
Thank you. I appreciate that.

I'm debating between
a lychee martini and a mango.

Get a lychee martini
because I got a mango

-and I got a grapefruit on ice.
-Kylie: What? Okay, bitch.

Mom, I want you to try
the thing on the rocks.

Kris:
No. Just drinking water tonight.

-Kim: Mom, just try it.
-Kris: No, just...

No, no, no, no.

I've told khloe and scott,
under any circumstances,

do not tell anybody that I know
about this prank.

So I'm just going to torture kim
a little bit

and really make her believe that
I think I'm an alcoholic.

I know she's gonna crack,
I just know it.

Do you guys have
the flavored sake?

-Kris: Kim.
-I just want my mom to try it.

Kris:
Kim. Stop.

Kim:
Mom is not drinking.

The prank must really
be getting to her.

But I feel like we just have to,
like, keep it going

'cause it's so good.

Just keep it going, it's fun.

-I just want to see, like,
where this could go.
-Okay.

-Oh, wow.
-Where should we sit?

-Family!
-Hi, honey.
-Can I sit here?

Hi, lord.

Kim:
By the way,
kanye's doing a show in paris

if anyone wants to go,
it's, like, really cool,

like, half the team flew
to japan to get this fabric

and this and it's, like,
a whole thing.

-So, I'm sure it'll be insane.
-Scott: I'm down.

-Khloe: I'll be there.
-Okay.
-Kim: I mean, he'd love it.

Kanye's fashion shows
are always this, like,

larger-than-life experience.

They're not like a typical
runway show.

-(cheering)
-they've always been

really beautiful places.

And he loves paris so much,

so to go back
and have a show there

during fashion week is

gonna be such
an amazing experience.

Kris:
Wait, have you guys heard

about this new virus?

I've never heard... Yeah.

-Yeah.
-So, sh... Is it too scary

-just to be there?
-Kylie: No.

-Scott: No.
-Kim: It is a little

bit scary just thinking
of traveling,

because there's talk
of the coronavirus

circulating and it's...

No one really
knows a lot about it.

Reporter: Tonight, concern
around the world

over a mysterious strain
of coronavirus

as the number of cases
and fear grows.

But, as of right now,
fashion week is still on.

And I talked to so many friends
and people that are in paris

and everyone feels
super comfortable,

so I'm really excited.

Corey, do you have a picture
of bridgette?

-Kris: We have a new puppy.
-Scott: What kind of dog?

-It's a poodle.
-You know,

my father had a standard poodle.

-Stop.
-Named clyde.

-Stop it.
-Yeah.

He was obsessed with this dog.
Before I was born.

Kris:
Aw... I would have done
a bonnie and clyde.

♪ ♪

kris: Bridge, are you
a spoiled brat?

-Hey. Hey.
-(growls)

-hey. Don't bite me.
Don't bite me.
-Hey!

-Don't bite her.
-(growls)
-she is so cute.

Corey:
We are now dog parents.
We got a rescue.

I never had a dog before.

But we're doing it together

and I'm happy about it.

Just long as kris understands
that she has to be a part

of the "take care
of the dog" team.

She got to pick up the (bleep)
sometimes.

(phone ringing)

-(growls)
-rob: How is everything?

(laughs):
Oh, everything's just dandy.

-(growling)
-rob: Why, what's up?

Nothing, I was just...
I was just trying to go to bed

in a few minutes and, um,
we have the new dog,

bridgette.

Rob:
Well, I didn't know the name.
Her name was bridgette.

Ow! Bridgette,
she's got sharp teeth.

I wouldn't exactly call myself
a dog person.

So, I don't know what it is
about this puppy,

but it really grabbed my heart.

And who knew
how excited corey would be.

It's really cute.
He really loves bridgette.

Okay, you're biting me.

-(growling softly)
-you're biting me.

Reporter: The coronavirus
appearing to look

more like a global pandemic.

At lax, sfo and jfk,
screening is underway.

At the moment,
there has not been any talk

of restricting air travel,

but there are so many unknowns
that could change quickly.

Scott:
Man, this is scary.

Everybody in the world
is talking about coronavirus.

-I mean...
-Khloe: Family chat alone.

Right.
Could scare somebody.

It's all of the links.

Mj to mom, everyone.
You're...

"they're shutting down paris."

I think fashion week's
gonna get shut down.

That's what mom says.
So, I'm like,

-"so why are we going in?"
-yeah, and can't be...

-It can't be good.
-My thing is, I'm all good,

but then they said
they're gonna...

Mom says they're gonna shut down
the airport. She's like,

"if you go and they shut down
the airports

you're gonna be away from true
for god knows how long."

-oh, my god.
-I'm like, "well, then,
I'm not going."

well, my thing is, too,

kourtney says
she's gonna take penelope.

Therefore, I don't want to go

and then my kids at home

sit with a house nanny
for three days

-or possibly three years.
-Yeah.

We're staying home, baby.

Khloe:
Kanye is my family

and I will do literally anything

to support him, but more
and more cases are coming out

in europe every single day,

and I don't want
to potentially get sick.

I don't want to risk

getting somebody else sick.

And there's talks that

travel might be banned,
and if we go to paris,

we might be stuck there,

and I can't take that risk
with my daughter.

I love kanye so much
and I want to support him...

We could write kanye
and tell him that...

We had fair reasons
of not going.

It wasn't anything about him
or the show.

That's the only reason
we wanted to go.

Khloe:
I might be overdramatic, but

there's just
so much uncertainty,

I don't feel comfortable
traveling.

We're just so happy to be here.

I want to take her
to palm springs.

I want to take her
to a lakers game.

What? Looks like
I have some competition.

Competition?

She's number one,
and you're... Kris.

Are you insane?

This is a little cuckoo.

The whole vibe has been
off because of...

Kourtney:
Things seem to be

escalating with coronavirus.

People have been
really, really nervous.

Kim: I thought you were
gonna be like...

Yeah. I know. I almost did.

Kourtney:
We just got to paris,

which we're really, really

excited about.

But there's been a lot of talk

about coronavirus, and

fashion week getting cancelled,
so we've been

communicating with all
of our contacts in paris,

people from kanye's team,

but with everything going on,
no one knows yet.

I feel like we need
hand sanitizer before we...

I just... I really hope
that kanye's show still happens.

We really weren't coming

to, you know, do the social
fashion week stuff.

It was just more about
supporting kanye and his show,

and then, you know, really
spending time with the girls.

Guys, how lucky are we?
We're in paris

at my favorite place here.

So look. This was me and northie
last time we were here.

That's me and northie this time.

How big did she get?

And guess what. You brought
the same yeezus t-shirt.

You have to wear it.

That's what she should have worn
with her outfit.

-That would have been cool.
-She should wear the same...

Oh, churros, girls.
Your churros are here.

Kim:
Oh, thank you.

Dip one in there.

-Ooh, northie. Wow.
-Nutella's good.

Yeah, eat one side,
and then eat the other side.

-Num, num.
-Those churros are happening.

Kourtney:
Just eat one spoon
of nutella, and I...

Kim:
Really?

But I had a boyfriend.

Kim:
There it is. We're going
right over there, guys.

We're gonna be so close to it,
you're not gonna believe it.

-(bell ringing)
-kim: All right.

Hi, guys.

Mom, you look
like mary poppins.

Kourtney:
It's so cold!

Look at the river!

(kim ululating)

oh, my gosh!

Where's this horse?

-You want to sit on it?
-Mine is soaking.

I sat down on a soaking horse.

I sat down
on a freezing horse!

Ha, ha.

-(bleep)
-it's in a bag on the ground.

-It stuck to my skin.
-Kourtney: Who goes to church

-in latex?
-(laughter)

kim (singsongy):
We do.

I literally feel like
I pulled a muscle in my joint.

(laughs)

fashion week is always

super crazy and fun and hectic.

-(kim grunts)
-and I really didn't have

a lot of outfits picked out.
I had no time.

Luckily, I text

olivier from balmain

and told him how amazing
those latex looks were,

so he sent everything over
yesterday to the hotel,

and I'm just praying to god

the second latex look
will fit me.

-Wait. Your hip... Oh.
-(bleep)

did we rip it?

-No.
-(bleep)

kim:
I was planning on wearing

the latex look
to the balenciaga show, but

kanye's doing Sunday service
right before that,

so I have to go

in full latex to church.

I am so (bleep) thirsty.

You're gonna need electrolytes.

This is a sport,
actually, of...

Wait. You guys, I... Now I need
the coat with the gloves.

I'm gonna be fully boxed in.

Okay.

(sniffles, exhales)

(exhales)

have a needle and thread?

This is like...

Me as a housewife
washing dishes

-in my gloves.
-(laughs)

kourtney: I do have to pee.
-Yeah.

-Oh, my god.
-But you're gonna have

to hold it until, like, 2:00.

Is that tight enough?

You can do tighter.

(laughing)

my screen time was down
nine percent.

-Kim: Genius.
-Hey, you know
we're late, right?

Kim:
I know. I know.

(laughing)

yeah, I probably have to work
tomorrow a little bit.

Producer:
Hi, baby.

How's it going?

Where's the trainer?

She says that we can start.
She'll pop in.

Corey:
Today,

we have a dog trainer session
to help bridgette get

some manners and kind of
some house training.

We can start.
Kris'll be down soon.

-Oh. Okay.
-Corey: Kris was

so excited
to bring the dog home,

but now I can't even find her

when it comes to doing
the lesson with the dog trainer.

Tamar:
Let's take turns calling her,
and after

she comes, we sing
and then change locations.

Corey:
And I really, really hope

she'll get it together, 'cause
we have to do this together.

That's why we got the dog.

So I'm still looking for kris

to show up to a lesson.

-(whining)
-tamar: I want you to be the sun

and the moon for her,
as well as kris.

-You can move the task.
-No, I would just...

I don't know
what's going on here.

-Where's kris?
All right, let's go.
-Like that.

-I'm focused. I'm focused.
-Yeah. All right, so,

I want the moment
she hears your voice, corey,

she stop whatever she was doing,

and she's coming,
looking for you.

Can you train kris?

-(both laugh)
-(whining)

-are you ready
to do something new?
-Yeah.

-Or should we wait for kris?
-Let's wait for kris.

-What is kris doing?
-Okay.

She was supposed
to have been out here

since the beginning, and...

-(growling)
-I don't want
to be a single parent.

She got to come be a team.

Kris:
I'm gonna leave, babe.

I got to go see my mom.

I feel really bad about

not helping
with bridgette today, but

I'm so busy and so exhausted.

I just can't.
I've got to leave!

That's got to get done now!

Corey:
So it's looking like,

um...

Kris is too busy to join,
and it kind of leaves me

as a single dad.

The stress of the fashion show.

Like, that they pushed back
all the things

-because of corona.
-Mm-hmm.

-Oh, that is so stressful to me.
-Mm-hmm.

Kim:
Because of the coronavirus,

we weren't even sure
that this show would happen.

So, things are still
being sewn and

clothes still shipped in.

My god, it's so...

Me, north and p, at 4:30 a.M.,

-put on north's song...
-You guys woke up?

No. We've been up since 4:30.

-You, too?!
-Yes.

-We put on...
We put on north's song
-what, girl?!

At 4:30 in the morning
and danced on the bed.

Me and north had a dance-off.

♪ they're cute and red
buttons... ♪ what do you say?

-No. Like red buttons.
-Red buttons.

♪ this is my sty...Le ♪

-♪ yay! ♪
-♪ yay! ♪ that's how it goes.

-♪ what are those? ♪
-♪ what are those? ♪

-♪ what are those? ♪
-♪ these are clothes. ♪

kanye's bringing Sunday service
to France.

He does have so much
on his plate

with the yeezy show,
but I think Sunday service

is just as important to him.

So he's so excited
to bring it to paris.

-Why?
-My outfit is so tight.

-Does it hurt you, mommy?
-No.

This is a coronavirus...

Suit.

No one can get in here.

-♪ ♪
-(cheering, screaming)

(indistinct chatter)

kim:
How are you?

(cheering, whistling)

kim: Sunday service is at this
beautiful historical monument

that's just
this stunning cathedral.

And it's just
such a big moment,

'cause he loves paris so much,
so to come back

and have this beautiful service
for the first time,

it's really special.

Kanye's bringing the gospel
to paris,

and I'm so excited
for everyone to experience this.

(cheering, whistling, applause)

-♪ ah... ♪
-♪ hey! Hey! ♪

(choir vocalizing)

♪ ah... ♪

♪ hey! ♪

(choir vocalizing)

♪ beautiful morning ♪

♪ you're the sun in my morning ♪

♪ you're the help, I know ♪

♪ I just want
to feel liberated ♪

(choir vocalizing)

♪ I wanna wake up
with you in my ♪

♪ beautiful morning. ♪

(cheering, whooping)

kim:
The service is amazing.

It's so beautiful

just to see it here,

and with all

of the parisian crowd
that's there watching,

and all of kanye's peers,

it was so magical.

(cheering)

man:
Bravo!

♪ ♪

-(car door opens)
-kris: Hey.

Hi, bridgette.

My favorite person on the...

-Planet.
-Wait. We're supposed

to be going out to lunch, right?

I know, but I wanted
to bring the baby, because she

-should be at lunch with us.
-Do they even allow pets?

Well, they are today.
We're gonna talk to them.

'cause we can't go nowhere
without bridgette.

Kris is the one that wanted
a dog, but I'm doing,

like, 99.7%

of all dog duties.

-♪ ♪
-(speaking indistinctly)

so what I think I got to do now
is, all this attention

that I used to give kris,
I think I got to just...

Give it all to bridgette.

So maybe this could
actually get her attention,

and she'll start giving me
a little support and help

on the parenting side.

Bridgette, let me get your door,

my little sweetheart.

Come on, pumpkin.

Come on.

-Kris: Hi.
-Corey: Hey, what's up, man?

My name is ricky.
I'll be at your service.

-What's up, ricky?
-Hey, ricky.

Do you have, like,
some good organic,

just grilled chicken?

-Yeah.
-Could I just get,

like, a little
grilled chicken breast?

For my little
sweet little daughter.

Huh?

-Cheers.
-Cheers, babe.

Good health, more wealth,

and lots of love,
right, bridgette?

(corey kissing)

bridgette's so happy to be here.

I want to take her
to palm springs.

I want to take her
to a lakers game.

-What?
-I'm gonna call patek

and I'm gonna see
if I can get her a watch made.

Are you insane?

Yeah. I mean, no.

I'm insane for her.

Looks like I have
some competition.

Competition?

No one...

Comes before bridgette.

There's bridgette,
then the world.

She's number one, and you're...

Kris.

What?

Kris:
Corey really thinks

that he's bridgette's dad.

Like, for real.

We're at a restaurant, and he's
ordering her organic chicken.

And bringing her everywhere.

I don't even know
what to think.

I'm not sure
if this is amazing or...

A little...

(singsongy):
Cuckoo.

Kris:
Wow.

We're gonna have
to leave kourtney.

Tell her sorry,
we're leaving her.

Oh, my god, it starts
in literally 20 minutes.

Kim:
I am freaking out.

I didn't come all this way
to miss his show.

Will you drive
as fast as possible?

Oh, my god, why are we so late?

Of coronavirus is having
a major impact overseas.

Italy is reporting
over 1,600 cases,

with 34 deaths.

South korea is urging their
entire population to stay home.

The louvre in paris
has been shuttered.

-Fajer: Hi. How are you?
-Kim: Good. How are you?

-How long have you been here?
-Just two days.

The whole vibe has been off
anyway, because of...

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

Kourtney: I mean,
khloe and scott didn't come

because of coronavirus.

Scott was the first person
to reach out to me,

saying, "I really want
to be there for him.

This is so cool."

and then anxiety sets in

and reality sets in,
and then, like,

-it's always right before,
-my anxiety...

-He cancels.
-I almost walked off the plane.

Fajer:
Wait, was this a
last-minute thing, to come?

Kourtney:
Pretty... Like, maybe
for a week and a half,

it's been going back and forth.

Kim:
Because the virus

is so unknown,
and you hear it just spreading,

we didn't know if the fashion
show was gonna happen.

So our plans kept on changing
every day.

And, you know,
of course I'm disappointed

khloe and scott didn't come,

but I completely understand.

Kourtney:
I just need one thing to,
like, set me off, you know,

as being like, "oh, never mind,
it's not meant to be."

-fajer: It's a sign.
-Yeah.

I thought
you were gonna be like, "okay...

Yeah.

I know. I almost did.

Things seem to be escalating
with coronavirus.

In milan, there was an outbreak.

And so people have been
really, really nervous,

especially to go
to paris fashion week.

The vibe seems
a little bit off,

but I think it's pretty safe
as long as we're

being as careful as we can be.

And it seems that kanye's show
is going to happen.

Which is really exciting.

What should we wear
to the show tomorrow?

Like...

Dickies?

-Just kidding.
-Yeah.

Service clothes.
This whole show is designed

-for the service industry.
-That's cool.

Kim:
I don't even know
what the vibe is.

I can't even think
what I even have.

I'll look at your outfits.

-Not as fancy
as that versace look.
-Yeah. No, no, no.

Fajer:
Everybody's very excited
about tomorrow.

-Kim: Oh, really?
-Yeah, everybody's looking

for, like, a p.R.,
a contact, somebody.

I'm like, "I don't know."

it's causing a good commotion.

Kim:
The yeezy show,

it's, like, a small little show.

It's just invite-only.

So hearing people
are all trying to find ways

to get invited, that makes me

so excited for it.

My flashback is,
when you met kim, when you did

-your second show in paris.
-And I didn't know where

to go, 'cause I didn't know
anyone, and I came by myself.

And I was like, "you guys,
I don't know what to do.

"um, I want to get him a cake
to celebrate.

"don't they have,
like, a ralphs here?

We should get him a cake for...
For after the show."

-fajer: Oh, my god.
-Kim: No one had a cake.

No one has, like, cake here.

It was just, like,

little pastries in a box to go.

And he called me and was like,
"where are you?"

and I was like,
"I don't know anyone.

I don't know what to do.
I left with these two girls."

we kidnapped her.

-Oh, my gosh.
-Literally.

(laughs)

♪ ♪

-we have to think
of the end of this prank.
-Oh, my god.

What we could do,
if we really want to get her,

is call her in paris and say
that I made a reservation

at a rehab in palm springs.

Stop it.
Okay, let's call kim.

(line ringing)

kim (on phone):
Hello?

Hi. So, I just
wanted to tell you

that I had matthew call around

to a couple different,
like, rehab...

-Kim: You want to keep this on?
-Woman: Yeah...

-Kim? I'm telling you
-kim: Okay...

That I'm going to rehab.

Okay? I have to go to rehab.

-So what I was...
-I don't think you need rehab.

Kim, I blacked out
and climbed into a trash bin.

-Kim? Kim!
-She...

She muted it.

She doesn't know what to do.

"you guys,
mom called me and told me

she's checking herself
into rehab."

she just said, "she can't
go away to rehab, guys.

"I feel bad she's having
sleepless nights

over this,
should we tell her?"

no, we're keeping this going.

Kim:
Oh, my god.

Mom is freaking out.

She was like,
"these pictures..."

wait, so how did you guys
even show her the photos?

-I don't know, I wasn't there.
-Oh.

And I just was, like, laughing
'cause I as like, "mom."

she was like,
"I was in a dumpster."

but now she's saying she's
gonna check herself into rehab.

Oh, my god.

It's really stressful.
I, like, literally have anxiety.

I don't know what to do.

Khloe wants to keep
this prank going,

and I just feel so bad
because it's now getting mean.

But I guess her and corey
were fighting,

'cause he really did stop
at a liquor store.

-Is he in on it?
-I have no idea.

-I don't know anything about it.
-That's what I don't know.

And I don't know how
I even got roped into this.

This was not my prank.

But if they want
to keep it going,

I'm not gonna ruin it
for them, but, like,

my mom can't go to rehab.

We're not gonna let her
go to rehab.

-Mm-hmm.
-And, like, just the stress
of the fashion show.

Like, that they pushed back
all the fittings yesterday

-because of corona-- all of
that is so stressful to me.
-Mm-hmm.

No matter what kind
of fashion show, who it is,

like, it's always pretty hectic
right before a show.

But because of the coronavirus,
we weren't even sure

that the show would happen,
so things are still being sewn

and clothes still shipped in.

With kanye, everything
kind of really gets dialed in

up until the last second,
so he's pretty calm about it.

-He always gets it done.
-I know.

But I get so nervous
for everyone 'cause I wanted

the show to be so perfect
that I just have this

like, nervous energy.

Oh, my god, it stresses me out.

It's always something.

Kourtney:
Mm.

(singsongy):
Crazy.

Anything to drink to start?
Water? Sparkling water?

-Um, no ice and flat, bottled.
-Mm-hmm.

But you have such
a sparkling personality.

I know. Well, it makes up
for the flat water.

-(chuckles) yes.
-Yeah.

Faye:
Yes. So, how you doing, baby?

You know, I told you
we got the new dog.

Yes, can't wait to meet.

She is the cutest thing,
but corey

took the dog
to lunch with us the other day.

Cute.

It's adorable,
but unless you're me.

I'm like, "yoo-hoo.

-It's me."
-(laughs) you're not jealous

of this dog, are you?

I don't know...

-Okay.
-What's happening.

You cannot be jealous of a dog,
by the way.

Bridgette is cute,

but she's not kris jenner.

I just want my boyfriend back.

As much as

I love bridgette,
I'm just so used

to getting all
of corey's attention when

we're together,
but faye is probably right.

It's really silly for me
to be jealous of bridgette.

Corey's gonna calm down
pretty soon. You watch.

And you don't have
to be jealous of bridgette.

Mm-hmm.

Hold on. This is my mom.

Kris: I'm checking
into the betty ford clinic.

-Kris: Yeah.
-(laughing): Wait. Mom.

-This has all been a prank.
-What?

Are you (bleep) out of your
mind? Are you (bleep) crazy?

This is a (bleep) prank, and
I'm at the betty ford center?

Kim: I feel awful.

Kris: I don't even know
what to say to you, kim.

I'm so (bleep) sick of this.

Talk about a prank gone wrong.

Hey, I want to sit over here.

Okay, let's wait.
Where's p?

Let me sit over here
right in this...

Are you doing more?

-Yeah.
-Yeah.

Let me help you. In the back?

We're gonna have
to leave kourtney. I'm not...

Yeah, tell her,
sorry, we're leaving her.

It starts
in literally 20 minutes.

Kanye's show is just about to
start, and it's really important

to him for his show
to start on time.

And I don't want
to be the reason why it's late,

so I literally

will leave kourtney.
Oh, my god.

-Kourtney, we have to leave.
-Okay.

I didn't come all this way
to miss his show.

You want to get some vibes
and listen to some north music?

Yeah.

No? You don't want to?

When are you gonna debut it
to the world?

You girls are so beautiful.

Okay.

Why do we have to turn, mommy?

I don't know.

(phone ringing)

can you drive
as fast as possible?

We're literally pulling up.

-Kanye: Yeah.
-We were here already,

and we just circled.

The show starts
in, like, three minutes.

I am freaking out.

Kim, do you want
to just get out?

Kim:
Paris traffic is already crazy,

but fashion week,
it's even more intense.

Our driver keeps
circling around.

Like, we have to get out.

We have to walk into the show.
It has to start.

-Kim: We're pulling in.
-Okay.

North:
Just go.

-Woman: Yeah.
-Kim: Okay. Let's go, boo-boo.

We're late.

Okay, there's daddy.

Yeah. Where do we go? Hi.

(kanye mumbles)

-(blows raspberries)
-look at my hair,

-how long it is.
-Mm-hmm. Yes.

Kim:
Where do you want us to go?

Kim:
We made it

just in time, the show is just
about to start. We are not late.

Kim:
I'm getting a little nervous
about coronavirus,

but I'm trying not to panic and

just enjoy the show.

Kanye:
Hey, northie, come on.
We got to go up.

-Penelope: Where's north?
-Kim: She went with kanye.

-(car horns honking)
-kim: Look, it started.

The honks is the soundtrack.

-Fajer: No way.
-(car horns honking)

(camera shutter clicks)

wow!

Kim:
It was so funny.

When we were
in his design studio where

all the fittings were happening
earlier, I kept hearing

this honking sound that he was
listening to, and I didn't

realize until the show started
that the honks

were the soundtrack to

the fashion show.

And it was so cool

to see it all come together
and to see

just on this beautiful,
like, landscape,

with these huge, giant screens

up against the building so
people on the streets could see

the models
and what they were wearing.

(horns honking)

north:
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Kim:
What is happening?

North (singsongy):
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!

(cheering)

kim:
I had no idea
what the fashion show

was gonna look like
in itself, but then

when kanye asked north, like,
"do you want to sing?,"

I just...
The nerves that I have now...

(north vocalizing)

kim:
You know, I see her
at Sunday service,

but to do something on her own,

in front of all these people
for the first time...

She's never even been up
on a stage and practiced.

So to see her up there,
my nerves are just, like...

I honestly start crying

'cause I'm just...
I'm happy for her,

but I'm so nervous for her.

So you know
my name is northie.

(cheering)

♪ what are those? ♪

♪ they are clothes ♪

♪ what are those? ♪

♪ these are clothes ♪

♪ wow! ♪

kim:
I'm so proud

of how confident she is.
She obviously gets that from

her dad, and it just makes me
so happy that she's not afraid

to try anything. That, to me,
was so much fun to see.

You know, she's just
so fearless, and I love that

about her,
and I'm such a proud mom.

Yay!
I love you, penelope!

-Yes, I love you!
-(screaming, cheering)

one, two, three!

(cheering, whooping)

kanye:
Thank you.

I am so proud of you.

Thank you.

(security speaking indistinctly)

security: Everyone stop.
Everybody back up!

-North: Everybody stop!
-(laughter, cheers)

kim:
Oh, my god. I started...
I was, like, literally bawling.

Kourtney:
With everything
that's been going on

with coronavirus,

I think it was really...
Just really so cool.

Kanye was still
able to do his show,

and then to see north,
you know,

have no fear and just
get up there and do that

was really, really cool.

You girls
put on hand sanitizer.

Here.

Oh, my gosh,
my performer needs some water.

Of course. That's what I have
for dad right offstage.

Kourtney:
The trip to paris
was really special.

I just love having
these memories

with the girls, now that
they're a little bit older

and can remember it.

To me, that's what
life's about,

is creating
these memories together

and letting them see
different parts of the world.

Kim:
I think the fashion show
was amazing.

When kanye says
he wants to do something,

he makes it happen, and...

He's wanted to come back
and do a fashion show,

and he did it in a big way.

And we'll always have
these memories.

They'll never forget it.

And that means a lot to me.

You know, I've got
responsibilities, darling.

I've got to take care
of my little puppies.

♪ ♪

we're home.
Are you ready to...

What you want to do,
you want to play,

or you want to eat?
What do you want to do?

-You want some treats?
-Kris: Yoo-hoo!

-Hi, babe.
-(bridgette growls)

what?

Hi.

What?

Kris:
Faye's right.

Can't be jealous of bridgette.
It's sort of silly.

So...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

You're so cute, but...

-What's going on?
-Well, you're making me

a little jealous with that dog,

and I thought
that the only way--

-look, I bark--
-(toy barking)
-(bridgette growls)

...That you
would pay attention to me

is if I dressed up like a dog.

And then you'd
pay attention to me.

I'm trying to do
what makes you happy.

Corey:
No, what happened is

you brought this onto us,

and I'm fully in.

I just would like it
if we do it together.

I thought we was gonna do this
as a team.

I didn't know I was gonna be
a single black father.

I got to say,

it was very, very, very hard

-to do this, but I just wanted
to teach you a lesson.
-(chuckles): Oh.

So that's why you were being
so insane the other day.

Yeah. I mean, at the end
of the day, there's nothing

more important than you

co-parenting this cute
little puppy with me.

We got to do this together.

Kris:
I need to remember
that the puppy

is important, too,
and you're important, too.

So, I'll try to be better.

Okay.

Babe, I feel so bad
that you had to go all the way

through these measures
to think...

Maybe you should see
what I have under this.

-Corey: What?
-Yeah.

(kris barks)

-(kris laughs, barks)
-(growling)

that's right.
Fight back, bridgette.

-(bridgette whimpers)
-kris: It's been a "ruff"

week, and mommy
needs a belly rub.

Corey:
Bridgette, we'll be back in 20

-to 25.
-(whimpers)

scott:
So, how was paris? The show

-looked amazing.
-So good.

I just could not get over north

and grabbing the mic
and getting up

-and doing a full performance.
-Oh, my god.

-Because there was no prep time,
I'm, like, thank god.
-Right.

-I would've been
a nervous wreck.
-You would've asked her

-weeks ago.
-I would've been like,
"are you sure?

-Have you practiced?
Are you this? Are you..."
-I don't think

-he would have done it.
-You know, I would've
freaked out.

She was there, and I was like,
"I can't believe

-she's up there."
-the best, too, was

-the shout-out to penelope.
-I know.

And she gives her a point.
She's like...

-(grunts)
-yeah. (chuckles)

-hold on. This is my mom. Hello?
-Kris: Hey.

Kim:
I'm just filming.

Okay. Hold on, guys.
I have to step away for a sec.

(microphone static)

kris:
I've been waiting for kim

to get home from paris

so I can really take this prank
to the next level.

So, I drove down
to palm springs.

-Kim: Yeah.
-Kris: And...

-Right now?
-Kris: Yeah.

They said
they have to take my phone,

and I said, "oh, my god."

-so you're the only one
I'm calling.
-(mouths)

and I just want to tell you,
I think it's the best thing

to do for me, for my soul.

I've got a problem, and I've got
to deal with it, and...

Kris: It'll be fine.
You know, hopefully,

-I don't have
to go to a bunch of...
-Okay. Okay.

So is this all over the pictures

and your drinking
and all of that?

Kim, I blacked (bleep) out.

I don't remember
being in a garbage can.

(chuckling):
Wait, mom.

I have to talk to you.

This has all been a prank.

Kris:
What?

You did not black out.

That was all khloe in those
pictures, dressed up as you.

This has been an ongoing prank
for, like, months.

Are you (bleep)
out of your mind?

Are you (bleep) crazy, kim?
Are you crazy?

This is a (bleep) prank, and
I'm at the betty ford center?

Scott:
You know, I always knew kris

is a jack-of-all-trades,
so I figure, you know,

she can pull off pretty much
anything,

and she's doing this
exceptionally well.

I mean,
she's the next meryl streep.

Mom, I feel awful.

-This was khloe and scott.
-You feel awful?

-No, that's not khloe, kim.
-This is (bleep) up.

It looks exactly like me.
That's me in the trash can.

Mom, I swear to god.
I'll send you all the photos.

She's at a (bleep) rehab center.

I know.
That's why I'm telling her.

-It's all (bleep) up.
-I'm not gonna... I'm not gonna

-let it go on and on.
-But you did this.

-I did this? I feel awful.
-So figure... Help her.

I don't know what to say.
This wasn't my idea.

-Kim, this is ridiculous.
-Kris: Kim, I'm in
a rehab center

in palm springs.

Kim:
I'm, like,
freaking the (bleep) out.

I know that she mentioned
she was gonna go to rehab,

but I didn't think
she'd actually do it.

Kris:
I don't even know
what to say to you, kim.

I'm so (bleep) pissed.

(hangs up)

talk about a prank gone wrong.

You guys, my mom is going
to kill us all. She just

checked herself into the betty
ford center over the photo,

and she called me
as her one phone call

before she had to give up
her phone for 30 days.

So I had to tell her
that it was a prank,

and she's cussing me out
and screaming at me,

and I don't know what to do.

Scott:
God.

She sounded like she was about
to have a nervous breakdown.

What do I do?

Kim:
I text everyone

that has been involved
in the prank, and, like,

cussing them out, telling them I
will not take the fall for this.

Prank's gone wrong.

(door opens)

-scott: Oh!
-(kris laughs)

ha-ha! Ha-ha!

-Just got back from rehab.
-Did you know

-she was gonna...
-It was great. I feel

-so much better.
-Scott: Wow.

-You killed that.
-It makes me never want

to get into a dumpster again.

Kim was like, "oh, my god."

I didn't even plan this prank,
so why is it on me?

Why do I have the stress
and the anxiety?

-I didn't plan this prank.
-'cause you were the only...

-You were the only one left.
-You were the only one left.

-I hate you.
-Scott: That was epic.

Kim:
I am in such shock because

I totally fell for it. I had
no idea that she was in on it.

My mom's acting skills
are amazing.

-(kris chuckles)
-and I'm just like...

Feel like
such a piece of (bleep).

I can't believe that I was the
one that got pranked in the end,

when I didn't even plan this
prank, so, I don't want anything

to do with pranks.

I... This was so wrong.

-She really was...
-Oh, my god. I believed it.

-Wow. That was amazing.
-If we all got,

like, quarantined,
we would have a lot of fun.

Yeah, we would do
what we do every night.

'cause we would just play pranks
on each other.

Every day, we're basically
quarantined to each other.

Oh, god.
Back to the drawing board.

What are we gonna think of next?

Producer:
Good. That was really good.

You're welcome, everybody,
for the entertainment.

-Scott: That was good.
-Happy Thursday.

-I hate you all.
-(scott cackles)

north wants tarantulas.

Oh, my god.
Don't come any closer!

Oh, my god! I swear I think
that one's gonna jump at me!

I can't handle that one.

(laughing)

kim: I'm going to
the white house with three women

that have just been pardoned
so we can put a face

with an issue,
a face with a crime.

Woman: Two weeks ago
they were in prison.

Now they're with kim kardashian
at the white house.

Scott:
I don't feel like this is what

a normal 36-year-old feels like.

What are the symptoms
of coronavirus?

I sure hope that there's nothing
seriously wrong.

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