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♪ >>> this is an abc presentation.

>>> from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live, tonight, charles

barkley, and music from the chicks.

And now, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: Hello, I'm jimmy.

Hey guess what? I'm back.

We don't have an audience. There used to be people in this

room, right? This is our first show from our

studio since March. Of 2018.

I've been at home, working on a covid vaccine.

I'm very close. And now, like the mcrib, I'm

back. It is weird being back in an

office after six months. We're being very careful.

They divided the office into zones.

We have zone a, zone b and zone c.

I'm not sure if I'm hosting a show or boarding a southwest

airlines flight. Everyone is wearing masks and

those clear plastic face shields.

Everyone looks like they're in a daft punk cover band.

We have a small crew here in our studio.

I need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny.

Dnchlths -- I said I need you guys.

This must be what kim jong un feels like.

Is he still alive? Or did he go when we were gone?

Remind me to call and check in on him.

We have everything we need to do a show.

Except, for my little mustachioed angel.

Where is guillermo? Isn't he supposed to be here?

♪ ♪

♪ >>> all right, that's enough.

All right. Anyway, good to see you.

I miss you. I really did.

How are you doing? >> I'm doing great, jimmy.

Guillermo, who's happier that you're back to work, you or your

wife? >> my wife.

>> all right, well, you know, I don't know if you, did you

watch, I hosted the emmys last night.

>> yeah, you did a wonderful job.

>> thank you. Did you see that lakers game

last night? >> yes.

>> wait a minute, how did you see the lakers game if I was

hosting the maniys? >> I tivo'ed the emmys and I was

watching the lakers. >> I hosted the virtual emmys

last night. They're saying it was the

highest-rated emmys ever. The lowest?

Let's just put it this way, we set a record.

We had a lot of fun, given the difficult circumstances.

The weirdest part of hosting this year was when it was over,

there are usually parties, and everyone is carrying their emmys

around, and celebrating. This year, the show ended, and

it was like "well, I guess I'll go to my car and drive home."

the big winners last night were "schitt's creek," "watchmen,"

and the seahawks, I think. Just like this, we had no

audience, so I had to figure out how to do a monologue in front

of no one. So what we did, if you missed

it, we took audience reactions from old monologues and made it

seem like we had a big audience full of celebrities, clapping

and laughing at new jokes. And then we pulled the curtain

back and revealed there was no one there.

But while it was happening, we fooled a lot of people.

Who thought I was on stage who wasted no time denouncing

us. "@jiommykimmel wtf?!

It may be that the presenters aren't live but so far it looks

like the audience is. What the hell is going on with

you kimmel? No social distancing?

No masks? You're as guilty as trump now

for fomenting death. A pox on you and goodbye

forever. Stupid ---"

here's another one. "so no masks or social

distancing at the emmys tonight??

Wtf?? Are hollywood's special people

immune against covid-19??? Or will the virus look at these

special people and choose not to infect them?

Double standards. Guess that is #trump fault too."

and this -- "I can't believe @jimmykimmel

and the hollywood elitists think rules don't apply to them.

A full audience? No masks?

There's a pandemic! The envelope sanitizing bit was

hilarious btw." well, thank you.

Sorry to have caused any consternation.

Doing an awards show, where all the winners were at home, was a

strange experience. It was probably the first time

in history that someone won an emmy, and then, ten minutes

later put a load of laundry in the dryer.

But we did learn a lot from seeing the winners at home.

For instance jimmy -- jeremy strong has been haunting a sears

portrait studio. >>> we saw julia garner from

"ozark," almost forget to thank her husband, even though he was

six inches away in a silk bathrobe.

We learned where the cast of "schitt's creek" eats dinner

before their very polite sex parties.

>> jimmy: We learned that the winner of best director lives in

a room at the marriott. And we learned --

that the only person socially-distancing in zendaya's

house, was zendaya. We also raised $2.8 million, to

support no kid hungry. So it was a big positive

overall. The weekend itself, got off to a

very dark start. Supreme court justice

ruth bader ginsburg passed away Friday.

And the host of "celebrity apprentice" wants to be the one

to replace her. In an absolute, typhoon of

hypocrisy, republicans who 293 days before the end of

obama's term said it was too late to nominate a new justice.

Now want to confirm one before an election that is 43 days

away. Trump is expected to announce

his pick on Friday or Saturday, and he's doing a surprising

amount of research into who that pick should be.

>>> would you rather have a woman, or the supreme court,

yes, woman? Yes?

Tom tillis says yes. So would you rather have a

woman, or would you rather have a man on the supreme court?

Okay, what about a squirrel? Who would like a squirrel on the

supreme court? Now we're doing supreme court

justice gender reveals. Trump says he's leaning towards

choosing a female judge. And pay special attention to his

hands here, as he says it smsh were to -- if somebody were

to ask me now, I would say that a woman would be in first place.

Yes. >> jimmy: Who does that?

His mouth is always lying, but his little hands tell the truth.

Look at this. This was from one of those covid

task force briefings he used to do.

>> the professionals did the models, I was never involved in

a model, but at least this kind of a model.

He hears himself saying model and he goes oooh.

The only donald trump could get

horny talking about the coronavirus.

The woman who is considered to be the early frontrunner for the

nomination is from new orleans, and she seems like an

interesting choice. >> I am not antifa, I'm not a

sex slave that wears masks. I'm not in to bond acknowledge.

Ma'am this is a pta meeting. I don't know what that has to do

with anything. I have to say, while I was on

vacation, I enjoyed not keeping up with the minute by minute

lunacy coming out of the white house every day.

But I kept a little tally. This is just some of what he did

during my summer vacation. June 17: The president claims he

made juneteenth famous. June 18: Said he planned to give

kim jong un a cd of "rocketman." June 20: Told administration to

"slow down" virus testing. Accused obama of treason.

Claimed we have "hydrosonic" missiles called "super dupers."

okay with russian bounties on american soldiers.

Retweets supporter shouting "white power!"

hosts 4th of July party no masks.

Attacks nascar for banning confederate flag.

July 9: Commutes roger stone sentence, considered selling

puerto rico. July 10: Claims he "aced"

dementia test. Claims obama played more golf

than him. July 14: Niece says he paid

someone to take his sats. July 15: Endorses beans.

July 28: Retweets doctor who believes in demons.

July 31: Threatens to ban tiktok.

August 4: Calls yosemite "yo-semite."

August 6: Calls thailand "thigh-land."

August 8: Aide asks about adding trump to mt. Rushmore.

August 13: Sabotages the postal service.

Promotes virus cure from mypillow guy.

August 18: Girl scouts announce new french toast-inspired

cookie. August 22: Ordered to pay

stormy daniels legal fees. August 23: Tweets, "happy

Sunday! We want god!"

augus 31: Compares police shootings to missed golf putts.

September 2: Encourages supporters to vote twice.

We learn he called fallen american soldiers "losers" and

"suckers." confirmed by fox news reporter.

September 4: Attacks the fox news reporter.

Okay with putin poisoning opponent.

September 8: Former lawyer says he went to a golden shower sex

club. September 15: Falsely denies

downplaying virus, falsely claims he supports coverage for

pre-existing conditions, and that he rebuilt the military,

and that he opposed the iraq war.

Claims virus will go away because we'll "develop a herd

mentality." September 16: Kanye pees on a

grammy. September 20: Retweets

appreciation that #fartingsound is trending.

And tells a crowd in north carolina that joe biden

injects performance- enhancing drugs "in the ---"

>> jimmy, thank you, jimmy, great job.

>> jimmy: And here we are today, back to work.

Today, by the way, is international peace day.

And how better to celebrate, than with a nobel prize edition

of drunk donald trump? >> I got the nobel peace prize

nomination, a peace prize nobel nomination.

>> they are wearing mega masks. >> jimmy: And one more thing.

While I was off, finding myself and exploring my body, a number

of very talented people, filled in for me as host of this show,

which I appreciate greatly. Many of them had never hosted a

show before, but they did it. They delivered monologues,

interviewed guests. They put in a lot of work, so

that I could get two flat tires on a winnebago with my family.

And not only did they host the show, afterwards, they signed a

book for me, and I thought you might enjoy if I shared what

they wrote. ♪

♪ be our best >>> dear jimmy, by the time you

read had this, I will be long gone.

I'm just kidding, I moved in. What's for lunch.

>> dear jimmy, thanks for let are me take over the show, you

had a good run sir. But now it's kw live.

>> thank you for letting me host, jimmy, it was a highlight

of my career. I'm kidding of course, I have an

egot, it's like community service for me.

Love john. >> had this book is such a fun

idea. I hope some day you learn how to

read it. >> thanks for letting me guest

host, it was so fun. And let me be clear I only did

it for fun. I have so much will and grace

money I never have to work again.

>> do not air this, it probably sounds tone deaf.

Love you, sean. >> dear james cordon.

Thank you. I love doing your top ten.

>> dearest jimmy, I left soup warming for you on the stove,

although I'm writing it in July, if you eat it, you will die,

eliza. >> from one icon to another,

just wanted to say, thanks for having me.

Billy. >> this is a dream come true,

not a good dream. One of the dreams you have after

taking ecstasy. >> thank you again for paying me

in cash, you are paying in cash, right?

We had a deal. Don't punk out on me now.

>> so much fun staying here and hosting.

Could we get some nicer pillows. I thought you were --

>> I am hosting a show in hollywood while you are out

fishing in the country, what kind of freaky Friday -- is

this? Per your request, I did not

touch your 15 foot poster of r-kelly.

>> making me do your job, and then sign d it's a real white

privilege -- >> jimmy, had a great time, the

white house reached out and informed me, it was the biggest

television audience of all time. Sincerely --

>> sara cooper. >> thank you for the bravery you

have shown by allowing two mexicans to be on your show at

once. >> dear jimmy, I know you are

not going to read this, so, I will just write gibberish,

pizza, robot, tuxedo donkey fart.

>> jimmy, I left you a surprise, wink.

In the cabinet, wink. The reason I'm winking is

because the surprise, wink, is marijuana.

It's good -- too. You going to be high -- tonight.

>> dear, jimmy glad you had time to rest are, and I hope your

breast reduction surgery went well.

Love. >> dearest jimmy, you told me I

was the only one hosting this show.

For all of these other people in the book.

>> jimmy, hope you had a nice relaxing summer and got a well

deserved chance to reach out and find yourself.

Get back to work, you lazy -- love sam.

♪ >> thanks to each and every one

of our guest hosts this summer. Tonight on the show, we have

music from the chicks, and we'll be right back with

charles barkley. ♪

>> jimmy: Welcome back. This is our first show back in

the studio after six months. And we decided to change things

up. We gave the set a retro feel.

We figured maybe it would feel like any year but this one.

I do want to mention, and wish a happy birthday tonight, to one

of the greatest men of all. Bill murray, turns 70 today, and

even though I know without a doubt that he is not watching.

I want to wish him well because I love him.

So happy birthday bill. Tonight, their album is called

"gaslighter." we have music and conversation

with the chicks . Remotely of course.

Tomorrow night, fresh off their historic, zamboni-like sweep of

the emmys, the cast of "schitt's creek," catherine o'hara,

eugene levy, dan levy, and annie murphy will be with us,

along with tenacious d. And later this week, we keep it

going with riz ahmed, norman reedus and tim mcgraw.

Please join us for all of that. Our first guest is one of the

funniest men on tv, and he's not even on a comedy show. He is

covering the western conference finals on "inside the nba" for

tnt. Please welcome, nba

hall-of-famer, sir charles barkley.

>>> hi, charles. >> what's up, jimmy?

>> how are you? >> man, I'm doing good.

Welcome back off of vacation. >> thanks, you know I love you

and I really was happy that you agreed to be my first guest back

to help ease me back in to this, so thank you very much.

>> hey, listen, so you were fly fishing, huh?

>> I did go fly fishing, I know you like to fish, do you fly

fish? >> I have never been fly

fishing. You have to teach me how to fly

fish. >> I would love to do that, just

the two of us in a boat alone, would be something very special.

>> no. No.

No. We are not going a boat

together, brother. No.

>> then the deal's off, I don't know what to do.

We can wade, I guess we can wade.

>> you know what? I'm always up to learning new

things. I have seen fly fishing.

I have heard about it, I know I'm allowed to keep my feet on

land. I like lakes and ponds, but I

have so much respect for you, I will go, is it called wading?

>> yeah, wading, yeah, yeah. >> why can't they call it

walking in water? >> I don't know --

>> no, seriously. >> they don't want to confuse it

with jesus, I think is what it is.

So, charles, did you -- the football game tonight, you know

the raiders are playing in vegas now, and I'm curious, as to, as

an agent right, what would it have been like if you had played

in las vegas, if your home games were there, would that have

worked? >> it would have worked for me.

It would have been a lot of fun. You know, jimmy, listen, I love

to gamble. And it would have been awesome

for me, I think, you know, it's different depending on the sport

you play. Because, you know, football

players go to work every day and they are for like hours.

Like in basketball, we are off until the next night.

So, it probably would have been really strange.

>> yeah. >> I would have lost a lot of

money, I would have had a lot of drunk nights.

>> did you, if your travels to vegas, I know you enjoy las

vegas, did you go to shows? Did you go see the big shows or

were you in the casino the whole time?

>> you know, jimmy for the last 30 years, longer than that,

going to vegas, every time I go, I say I'm going to go see a

show. And 35 years later, I have never

been to a show. I get stuck at the black jack

table or the roulette wheel. >> you, I bet you have had

some -- what was the best time you had in vegas, anything pop

in your mind? >> oh, I had the patriots one

year, when seattle ran that stupid pass from the one yard

line instead of giving the ball to marshawn liynch, it's the bet

place to watch a super bowl. So, that is probably what I

thought was over for me, and the guy called that awful play and

threw the interception at the one yard line.

That was probably my favorite trip to vegas.

>> really? Why?

Did you have money on the patriots?

>> I had money on the patriots. >> you did?

>> that's all football is good for is betting.

>> have you ever called pete carol to thank him for that

call? >> I have not.

You know, but jimmy, football is my favorite sport, you have to

be a real man to play the sport. You have to have the courage to

play the sport. But every Sunday I'm in front of

the television with my bookie. >> can you say your bookie's

name, just the first name? >> oh, no, no, they got -- they

will track people down. You can't do that, jimmy, on

national television, man. I'm not trying to get anybody

busted. >> are you in the bubble right

now, charles? I know you are not in orlando,

are you like staying home, not going anywhere, following the

rules? >> yeah, it sucks, jimmy, I will

be so glad when the playoffs are over, man.

It's been hell, I have been stuck in the atlanta bubble for

two months now. And my life sucks right now.

I will be so glad when the next two weeks are over.

It's been awful. >> now, when he was play ing koe

bryant said that he loved playing away games because he

fed off of the negative energy from the opposing crowd, does

you feel the same way? >> there was only a couple of

people that were jackasses to me really.

And first of all, kobe should -- number one, rest in peace to one

of the greatest to ever do it. >> yes.

>> but listen, you know, when they booing you on the road,

it's a sign of respect and admiration because they don't

boo the other guys on the team who can't play, they only boo

the stars. So if they are booing you as a

star, you should take that as a real badge of courage.

Because, hey, they don't boo the guys on the bench.

They only boo the stars. So, that's actually a great

compliment. >> there's a famous heckler, the

guy's name was robin something, you know who I'm talking about?

>> yeah, robin ficker, he was actually, I had a lot of respect

for him. Because he never cursed, and he

knew everything about every player.

And I had made the mistake, not a mistake, but I had made a

mistake of writing a couple of books when I played, and he

stand back there saying, you can -- charles barkley said on

page 72, blah, blah, blah, blah. And the whole bench is laughing.

The coach is laughing. He was really, he was really

funny. He was a good heckler, I'm not

going to lie. >> is it true that you flew him

to phoenix for the purpose to have him heckle michael jordan?

>> well, two things, number one, no.

>> no, okay. >> but secondly, if you know

michael jordan, you don't want to piss him off.

Yeah, you don't want to piss michael off.

I used to tell our fans, shh, shh, don't upset this guy, he

doesn't need any more motivation.

>> your first nab ba team, the sixers honored you with a

statue. I'm curious if you get any say

in what the statue looks like? >> well, I have been very

fortunate to get two statues, one with the sixers and one with

my college at auburn. I say make it skinny.

That's all I got to say, make it skinny.

>> is that the right thing to do?

I was getting a statue, I would say make it as fat as possible

so when people see me in real life, they say, oh, he looks

great. >> no, at the time they did the

statues I was skinny. I'm only fat now.

I used to be skinny. I can't help it that I'm fat

now, father time is taking its toll on me.

>> is it true that moses malone used to get on you about your

weight and he used to monitor what you were eating?

>> you know, he is the most important in my basketball

career. I went to him one day, because I

was not getting to play, and I said, moses, why am I not

getting to play? He said you fat and you lazy.

I'm like, what, what do you mean?

He said, you are fat and lazy. And this guy who is one of the

best ever, took me under his wing, jimmy and he made me lose

50 pounds, and made me a great player.

But a couple of times, we lived in the same building.

>> uh-huh. >> he had told the security

people, any time I order pizza to call him.

So like on two or three different occasions, I ordered

pizza and the next thing I know I'm getting all excited for my

pizza and there's a big old 6'10" guy knocking on the door

with my pizza in his hand and he is already eating it.

So that was not a lot of fun for me.

>> very considerate of moses to eat your pizza.

Are you still hitting the krispy-kreme doughnuts in

atlanta? >> oh, yeah, I'm telling you

jimmy, when you drive by the sign and it says hot, your car

just goes there, man. It should be illegal.

>> it should be illegal. >> hey, I try to avoid it, if

for some reason, I think every time I go there, the hot sign is

on, and I cannot resist the hot sign.

>> we will be right back with charles barkley.

>>> I'll bet every dime I got on in the world on the lakers this

series. Guaranteed.

I will go and get, seriously, I'm not even joking.

I will take, I will bet, whatever.

Any amount of money, I'm taking the lakers.

>> you don't need michael malone, I'm with you, chuck.

>> he is acting like we care who wins.

Everyone picked the clippers beat them.

I picked them to beat the jazz, but everyone picked them to lose

to the clippers. If they want motivation, I'm

guaranteeing the lakers going to kick they ass.

>> we are back with charles barkley, who is in atlanta, who

is standing by, and charles, is mike malone your bookie, did we

discover the identity of the mysterious bookie?

>> hey, you know, mike malone has done a terrific job with the

young nuggets, what they accomplished coming back from

3-1 in the first series is incredible.

These guys act like we care who going to win.

Like we get paid to pick a team. I never care who's going to win.

>> never? >> but can -- never.

Never going care who is going to win.

You know I just want it to be over so I can go fishing with

you. Listen --

>> even, do you have any friends on any of the teams?

You have a particular liking for that you want them to win or it

doesn't matter? >> no, I'm too old for these

guys. Most of these guys, hey, most of

these guys were not even born when I was playing.

>> wow. >> so they think, they think I'm

the guy on tv. They don't even realize I

actually played back in the day. >> if lebron wins with a third

team, does he deserve to be spoken about in the same breath

as michael jordan? >> well, I have said this, if

they win a championship, I might put him with kobe bryant, in my

opinion, lebron is a great, great player and a great, great

man. I got him one slip behind kobe

bryant, I do. Now, if he wins this year.

I might put him on the same level with kobe.

But until he wins another championship, in my opinion, he

has not passed kobe bryant. But because of all the bubble

and all the stuff that's happened this year, this will be

a great accomplishment, so I might flip flop him and kobe.

>> wow, you think this year will be a greater accomplishment than

winning a typical regular season title?

>> yeah, you know, first of all, all these parents out here been

at home with they bad ass kids for the last three or four

months. So, they have learned how bad

their kids were. That's the first thing.

And secondly, these guys been stuck in the bubble, not being

able to leave for two to three months.

That's a great accomplishment, if you can deal with your kids

for 3 or 4 months being at home with them every day, then get

shipped to the bubble for two or three months and be stuck around

the same people, and not be able to get out eating that same food

every day. That's a great accomplishment.

>> all right, all right, one last krispy-kreme question, what

is the most you have eaten in one sitting?

>> well, one day I ate a dozen, but I broke it out throughout

the day, jimmy. >> okay, all right.

>> I ate breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

>> all right. >> I didn't want to eat all 12

of them at the same time, but I broke it up in to breakfast

lunch and dinner. >> I like that one, it shows a

lot of self discipline. Charles barkley, thank you so

much, the nba, western conference finals, game 3,

lakers verse nuggets tomorrow night, thank you, charles, we

will be back with the chicks. >>> tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel

live" the award-winning cast of "schitt's creek."

plus, music from tenacious d.. Plus, music from tenacious d..

That's tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live."

♪ >>> I'm putting out my fake

cigarette, welcome back. Between them, our next guests

have 13 grammys, 9 children and, hopefully, 3 very strong

internet connections. They're back with a new name and

their first album in 14 years. It's called "gaslighter."

say hello to natalie maines, emily strayer and

martie maguire, aka "the chicks."

>>> hello, ladies. >> hi.

>> hi. >> how are you?

>> good. >> we are great, how are you?

>> very good to see you. I'm doing well.

Is it -- >> is that cigarette real?

>> no, it's not real. [ laughter ]

>> it's a pretend disney cigarette, yes.

>> how is everything going? You know, I heard charles

barkley is a fan of your band. >> well, you should have asked

me, I mean, our memory he seems to be a fan.

We played a show in, I guess it was arizona right?

>> he doesn't go to shows, usually, he stays in the -- in

casino the whole time. This is big.

>> we are proving, that is big news.

We were doing a stadium tour, I think with the eagles and we

opened for the eagles and we played the whole show, and I am

watching -- I'm doing the show watching this man on the front

row, knowing every word. So in to it and we got off stage

and I was like, did you, emily, did you see who was right in

front of you? Charles barkley.

And he knew every word. >> wow.

>> that's pretty great. And you didn't talk to him back

stage? >> he didn't come back stage.

>> he was just there. >> it was really him.

>> well, we will go with it either way.

>> you change your name and the dixie chicks, it was a good

name, but the chicks is a great band name.

>> I like it. >> it's true.

>> it's a strong name fumpt had come out as "the chicks," that

would have been a great start just to begin with.

>> we should have. We should have done that.

>> we should have done that. >> well, you can't really go

back in time. >> if only you had been there to

tell us. >> your new album is produced by

jack antinoff, which is interesting to me, because

typically he produces pop music, his own bands and he has worked

with taylor swift and a few other artists, I think, saint

vincent, how did you wind up with jack?

>> so, I met jack, jimmy, at howard's birthday party.

>> at howard stern's birthday. Oh, yeah, yeah, jack was there.

Wow. >> so his table was near mine,

and he said, hey, do you want to -- I was in a studio space

right by my apartment and he said, hey, do you want to come

to the studio tomorrow and we can write and work on something

and I didn't really want to do that, but I wanted to see how he

worked and how he the does his thing.

So I went it was great. And I did sing a song on a

bleachers album. But yeah, when we started this

album, we thought we were going to write and be produced bay lot

of different producers. And we started that way, but by

the fourth meeting, our meeting was with jack and I told marti

and emily, you guys are going to love him.

And we tend to -- >> did you love him?

>> he was like a little brother. Like just this energy that you

realize that you need after 14 years.

We needed some of that energy. And he plays everything under

the sun. And to have a musician in the

studio like that and to be able to try new things, we are coming

from a place of we don't know what we want to do right now,

it's been so long. We wanted to be us, but we want

to -- >> you want to evolve, right.

>> first person to explore with. >> and your clothes are falling

off as we speak. >> I'm sorry.

>> that's what jack does to her had.

>> I am wearing nice overalls for you.

>> you sent a video, before I show the video, which which I

very much want to do. Give us a set up for this video.

>> first of all, we are too old, anything that you can dig up

from the past, we will hand it to you on a silver platter.

>> you did hand it to us, yes. >> we, back in the early 90s, we

would take corporate gigs and this was our first corporate gig

with natalie, and we got paid a lot of money.

Like maybe a few hundred dollars.

>> uh-huh. >> to go to florida and stay in

the fanciest hotel that we have ever stayed in, the only catch

was, we were playing a quaker steak convention, and we had to

wear what they wanted us to wear, and sing quaker steak

lyrics to songs. >> and now we have the video.

♪ ♪ hey, they must be curious

about getting their brand on this territory, they are getting

women in the outfit. >> no branding new sales.

Together. ♪

♪ they are branding new sales ♪

>> they are branding new sales. >> well, you have come a long

way, this is the new album. What song are you going to play

for us tonight? Sleep at night.

>> all right, "gaslighter" -- >> not going to be as good as

that performance, we tried. >> we will be right back.

Thank you, ladies. >>> the jimmy kimmel concert

series is brought to you by: Act 6 >> jimmy: I'd like to

thank charles barkley. Apologies to matt damon.

"nightline" is next but first, their album is called

"gaslighter." here with the song "sleep at

night," the chicks! ♪

♪ not that you asked but I'm getting

past everything everything ♪

♪ I'm doing okay just glad it's not yesterday

huh my husband's girlfriend's ♪

♪ husband just called me up how messed up is that

it's so insane that I have to laugh ♪

♪ but then I think about our two boys trying

to become men there's nothing funny ♪

♪ about that how do you sleep at night

how do you tell those lies lookin' me in the eye ♪

♪ livin' a double life tell me how do you

sleep at night how do you sleep at night ♪

♪ you're only as sick as your secrets

so I'm telling everything half of the --- ♪

♪ you won't believe but I know it's not

unique to me remember you brought her ♪

♪ to our show at the hollywood bowl

she said I love you I'm such a fan ♪

♪ I joked that you can love me as long as

you don't love my man there's nothin' funny ♪

♪ about that how do you sleep at night

how do you tell those lies lookin' me in the eye ♪

♪ livin' a double life tell me how do you

sleep at night how do you sleep at night ♪

♪ so caught up in your story you don't care what

you're ruining so caught up in your story ♪

♪ but you don't care how do you sleep at night

how do you tell those lies lookin' me in the eye ♪

♪ livin' a double life tell me how do you

sleep at night how do you sleep at night ♪

♪ oh oh how do you tell those lies

how do you tell those lies lookin' me in the eye ♪

♪ livin' a double life tell me how do you

sleep at night how do you sleep at night ♪

♪ ♪