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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,028 --> 00:00:22,027 >> Steve: FROM ROCKEFELLER 2 00:00:20,028 --> 00:00:22,027 CENTER IN THE HEART OF 3 00:00:22,027 --> 00:00:23,027 NEW YORK CITY, IT'S "THE 4 00:00:22,027 --> 00:00:23,027 TONIGHT SHOW STARRING 5 00:00:23,027 --> 00:00:27,008 JIMMY FALLON." 6 00:00:23,027 --> 00:00:27,008 TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS 7 00:00:27,008 --> 00:00:29,017 GUESTS - 8 00:00:27,008 --> 00:00:29,017 CHRIS ROCK 9 00:00:29,017 --> 00:00:32,028 JONATHAN MAJORS, 10 00:00:29,017 --> 00:00:32,028 MUSICAL GUEST SASHA SLOAN. 11 00:00:32,028 --> 00:00:33,015 AND FEATURING THE LEGENDARY 12 00:00:33,015 --> 00:00:39,015 ROOTS CREW 13 00:00:35,028 --> 00:00:39,015 AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR HOST, 14 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:39,015 JIMMY FALLON 15 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:48,011 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 16 00:00:40,022 --> 00:00:48,011 ♪ 17 00:00:48,011 --> 00:00:50,027 ♪ 18 00:00:48,011 --> 00:00:50,027 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 19 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:58,029 >> Jimmy: OH, HEY! 20 00:00:50,027 --> 00:00:58,029 AH-HA! 21 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:01,011 THAT WAS VERY NICE 22 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:01,011 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY 23 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:05,006 LET'S GET TO THE NEWS AND 24 00:01:01,011 --> 00:01:05,006 JOKES. 25 00:01:05,006 --> 00:01:06,018 WELL, GUYS, LAST NIGHT, 26 00:01:05,006 --> 00:01:06,018 PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD A PRESS 27 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:10,001 CONFERENCE AND THIS ONE WAS OUT 28 00:01:06,018 --> 00:01:10,001 THERE EVEN FOR HIM 29 00:01:10,001 --> 00:01:12,016 I MEAN, WHEN TIME LIFE RELEASES 30 00:01:10,001 --> 00:01:12,016 A BOX SET OF TRUMP'S CRAZIEST 31 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:15,025 MOMENTS, THIS WILL BE ON IT. 32 00:01:12,016 --> 00:01:15,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 33 00:01:15,025 --> 00:01:16,014 YEAH, TRUMP WAS ASKED TO COMMIT 34 00:01:16,014 --> 00:01:21,027 TO A PEACEFUL TRANSITION OF 35 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:21,027 POWER IF HE LOSES THE ELECTION 36 00:01:19,006 --> 00:01:21,027 AND THIS WAS HIS RESPONSE. 37 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,028 SURE THAT THERE IS A PEACEFUL 38 00:01:23,020 --> 00:01:24,028 TRANSFERAL OF POWER AFTER THE 39 00:01:24,028 --> 00:01:28,008 ELECTION 40 00:01:24,028 --> 00:01:28,008 >> WELL, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO 41 00:01:28,008 --> 00:01:30,006 SEE WHAT HAPPENS 42 00:01:28,008 --> 00:01:30,006 YOU KNOW THAT I'VE BEEN 43 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:33,009 COMPLAINING VERY STRONGLY ABOUT 44 00:01:30,006 --> 00:01:33,009 THE BALLOTS. 45 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:36,001 AND THE BALLOTS ARE A DISASTER 46 00:01:33,009 --> 00:01:36,001 WE WANT TO HAVE -- GET RID OF 47 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,011 THE BALLOTS AND YOU'LL HAVE 48 00:01:36,001 --> 00:01:37,011 A VERY -- WE'LL HAVE A VERY 49 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:40,013 PEACEFUL -- THERE WON'T BE A 50 00:01:37,011 --> 00:01:40,013 A TRANSFER, FRANKLY. 51 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:45,000 THERE WILL BE A CONTINUATION 52 00:01:40,013 --> 00:01:45,000 >> Jimmy: SO IF TRUMP LOSES THE 53 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,023 ELECTION, GETTING HIM OUT OF 54 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,023 THE WHITE HOUSE WILL BE LIKE 55 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:49,002 TRYING TO GET A BIRD OUT OF 56 00:01:46,023 --> 00:01:49,002 YOUR LIVING ROOM 57 00:01:49,002 --> 00:01:51,014 IT'S LIKE, "OH, I GOT 'EM. 58 00:01:49,002 --> 00:01:51,014 [ LAUGHTER ] 59 00:01:51,014 --> 00:01:53,022 HOLD ON, OKAY. 60 00:01:51,014 --> 00:01:53,022 NOBODY MOVE. 61 00:01:53,022 --> 00:01:55,025 HE'S BEHIND THE CURTAIN. 62 00:01:53,022 --> 00:01:55,025 NOBODY MOVE. 63 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:57,020 SHUT THE DOOR. 64 00:01:55,025 --> 00:01:57,020 SHUT THE DOOR! 65 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,020 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 66 00:01:57,020 --> 00:01:58,020 I'M GETTING THE FEELING THIS 67 00:01:58,020 --> 00:01:59,026 YEAR IS GOING TO END WITH TRUMP 68 00:01:58,020 --> 00:01:59,026 LOCKING HIMSELF IN THE OVAL 69 00:01:59,026 --> 00:02:03,014 OFFICE WHILE YELLING INTO THE 70 00:01:59,026 --> 00:02:03,014 PHONE, "SPACE FORCE ATTACK!" 71 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:07,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 72 00:02:03,014 --> 00:02:07,009 EVEN WITH FIVE EXTRA PEOPLE, IT 73 00:02:07,009 --> 00:02:09,011 SOUNDS FANTASTIC 74 00:02:07,009 --> 00:02:09,011 I WILL TAKE IT 75 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 76 00:02:09,011 --> 00:02:10,020 I LOVE YOU 77 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:14,003 [ APPLAUSE ] 78 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:14,003 I LOVE YOU 79 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,018 ♪ 80 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:16,018 DISTANCED, SOCIALLY DISTANCED, 81 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:18,027 EVERYBODY SAFE 82 00:02:16,018 --> 00:02:18,027 MAN, IT FEELS GOOD 83 00:02:18,027 --> 00:02:22,018 IT FEELS GREAT, ACTUALLY 84 00:02:18,027 --> 00:02:22,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 85 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,008 SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW 86 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:24,008 I JUST WANT TO -- LET'S ROLL 87 00:02:24,008 --> 00:02:26,013 THE CREDITS. 88 00:02:24,008 --> 00:02:26,013 SHOW'S OVER, I'M HAPPY 89 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,028 [ CHEERS ] 90 00:02:26,013 --> 00:02:28,028 ♪ 91 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:31,001 BYE, EVERYBODY 92 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:31,001 TAKE CARE! 93 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:36,019 ♪ 94 00:02:31,001 --> 00:02:36,019 THE PEACEFUL TRANSFER OF POWER 95 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:37,024 IS ONE OF THE PILLARS OF OUR 96 00:02:36,019 --> 00:02:37,024 DEMOCRACY AND TRUMP TREATS IT 97 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:44,004 LIKE A BRUNCH HE MIGHT BAIL ON 98 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:44,004 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 99 00:02:44,004 --> 00:02:46,019 "GAME-TIME DECISION, HAVE TO 100 00:02:44,004 --> 00:02:46,019 SEE HOW MY DAY'S GOING 101 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:48,022 NOT SURE 102 00:02:46,019 --> 00:02:48,022 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 103 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,005 I DO LOVE A LITTLE EGGS BENNIE, 104 00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,005 THOUGH." 105 00:02:50,005 --> 00:02:53,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 106 00:02:50,005 --> 00:02:53,011 AFTER TRUMP'S COMMENTS, SENATE 107 00:02:53,011 --> 00:02:54,017 MAJORITY LEADER MITCH McCONNELL 108 00:02:53,011 --> 00:02:54,017 TRIED TO ASSURE PEOPLE THAT 109 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:58,017 THINGS WOULD BE OKAY 110 00:02:54,017 --> 00:02:58,017 HE TWEETED, "THERE WILL BE AN 111 00:02:58,017 --> 00:03:00,023 ORDERLY TRANSITION, JUST AS 112 00:02:58,017 --> 00:03:00,023 THERE HAS BEEN EVERY FOUR YEARS 113 00:03:00,023 --> 00:03:05,013 SINCE 1792." 114 00:03:00,023 --> 00:03:05,013 AND IF RECENT NEWS HAS TAUGHT 115 00:03:05,013 --> 00:03:07,026 US ANYTHING, IT'S THAT YOU CAN 116 00:03:05,013 --> 00:03:07,026 ALWAYS COUNT ON MITCH McCONNELL 117 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:10,021 TO KEEP HIS WORD 118 00:03:07,026 --> 00:03:10,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 119 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:15,022 [ APPLAUSE ] 120 00:03:10,021 --> 00:03:15,022 SERIOUSLY, EVEN OTHER 121 00:03:15,022 --> 00:03:17,027 REPUBLICANS WERE LIKE, "MITCH, 122 00:03:15,022 --> 00:03:17,027 PLEASE." 123 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:21,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 124 00:03:17,027 --> 00:03:21,000 LATER IN THE PRESS CONFERENCE, 125 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,008 A REPORTER ASKED TRUMP ABOUT 126 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,008 MEGHAN MARKLE, BASICALLY 127 00:03:22,008 --> 00:03:27,009 SUPPORTING JOE BIDEN AND THIS 128 00:03:22,026 --> 00:03:27,009 IS WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT 129 00:03:23,013 --> 00:03:27,009 HER. 130 00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:30,025 >> I'M NOT A FAN OF HERS 131 00:03:27,023 --> 00:03:30,025 AND SHE'S PROBABLY HAS HEARD 132 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:33,020 THAT 133 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:33,020 BUT I WISH A LOT OF LUCK TO 134 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:39,026 HARRY 'CAUSE HE'S GOING TO NEED 135 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:39,026 IT 136 00:03:39,026 --> 00:03:42,025 >> Jimmy: WOW. 137 00:03:39,026 --> 00:03:42,025 WHO HAD MEGHAN MARKLE ON THEIR 138 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:44,021 RANDOM TRUMP INSULTS BINGO 139 00:03:42,025 --> 00:03:44,021 CARD, ANYONE 140 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 141 00:03:44,021 --> 00:03:46,016 IF YOU'RE KEEPING TRACK, 142 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:47,022 MEGHAN MARKLE'S GOT BEEF WITH 143 00:03:46,016 --> 00:03:47,022 THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND AND THE 144 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:51,024 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES 145 00:03:47,022 --> 00:03:51,024 SHE'S JUST ONE JAY-Z FIGHT AWAY 146 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:54,013 FROM TAKING ON THE ENTIRE 147 00:03:51,024 --> 00:03:54,013 ILLUMINATI 148 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:59,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 149 00:03:54,013 --> 00:03:59,000 AFTER THAT, TRUMP WAS ANSWERING 150 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 A QUESTION ABOUT THE 151 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:00,000 CORONAVIRUS VACCINE WHEN HE 152 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:04,024 USED A MADE-UP EXCUSE TO GET 153 00:04:00,017 --> 00:04:04,024 OUT OF THERE 154 00:04:03,022 --> 00:04:04,024 WATCH THIS 155 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,027 >> ULTIMATELY, THE WHITE HOUSE 156 00:04:06,027 --> 00:04:07,027 HAS TO APPROVE IT. 157 00:04:07,027 --> 00:04:09,002 AND -- MAYBE WE WILL, MAYBE WE 158 00:04:07,027 --> 00:04:09,002 WON'T, BUT WE'LL BE TAKING A 159 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:12,001 A LOOK 160 00:04:09,002 --> 00:04:12,001 >> MR. PRESIDENT - 161 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,009 >> I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR AN 162 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:15,009 EMERGENCY PHONE CALL 163 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:16,012 I'M GOING TO LET SCOTT AND 164 00:04:15,009 --> 00:04:16,012 LARRY FINISH 165 00:04:16,012 --> 00:04:19,010 [ LAUGHTER ] 166 00:04:16,012 --> 00:04:19,010 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 167 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,019 THAT'S RIGHT 168 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:21,019 TRUMP WAS LIKE, "OH, YEAH, 169 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:23,011 WHAT'S THE EMERGENCY 170 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:23,011 WHAT, WHAT 171 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:24,012 EVERYTHING I JUST SAID AT THIS 172 00:04:23,011 --> 00:04:24,012 PRESS CONFERENCE 173 00:04:24,012 --> 00:04:27,011 OKAY." 174 00:04:24,012 --> 00:04:27,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 175 00:04:27,011 --> 00:04:28,019 HEY, LISTEN TO THIS. 176 00:04:27,011 --> 00:04:28,019 EARLIER TODAY, IT WAS ANNOUNCED 177 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,020 THAT RUSSIAN PRESIDENT 178 00:04:28,019 --> 00:04:29,020 VLADIMIR PUTIN WAS NOMINATED 179 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:35,029 FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. 180 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:35,029 [ LAUGHTER ] 181 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:37,015 YEP. 182 00:04:35,029 --> 00:04:37,015 PUTIN IS THRILLED, WHILE 183 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,011 EVERYONE ELSE IN THE CATEGORY 184 00:04:37,015 --> 00:04:39,011 IS POISONED. 185 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:43,028 [ LAUGHTER ] 186 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:43,028 FIRST TRUMP, THEN PUTIN? 187 00:04:43,028 --> 00:04:45,001 RIGHT NOW, KIM JONG-UN IS 188 00:04:43,028 --> 00:04:45,001 STANDING BY, TIN CAN ON 189 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,026 A STRING, LIKE, "ANY SECOND 190 00:04:45,001 --> 00:04:47,026 NOW. 191 00:04:47,026 --> 00:04:51,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 192 00:04:47,026 --> 00:04:51,024 ANY SECOND." 193 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,003 WELL, GUYS, HALLOWEEN IS JUST 194 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,003 AROUND THE CORNER, BUT THIS 195 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:54,009 WEEK, THE CDC ANNOUNCED THAT NO 196 00:04:53,003 --> 00:04:54,009 ONE SHOULD HAVE HALLOWEEN 197 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:57,028 PARTIES. 198 00:04:54,009 --> 00:04:57,028 YEAH 199 00:04:57,028 --> 00:05:00,005 IT'S A HUGE BUMMER 200 00:04:57,028 --> 00:05:00,005 IT ALMOST FEELS LIKE THE CDC 201 00:05:00,005 --> 00:05:03,012 KNOWS IT, TOO. 202 00:05:01,013 --> 00:05:03,012 CHECK OUT THE PSA THAT THEY 203 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,012 RELEASED TODAY 204 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,014 >> WE AT THE CDC ARE HERE TO 205 00:05:04,012 --> 00:05:06,014 GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE COVID 206 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,018 PANDEMIC, WHICH IS WHY WE'RE 207 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,018 ANNOUNCING, COME OCTOBER, NO 208 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:12,004 LARGE HALLOWEEN GATHERINGS 209 00:05:07,018 --> 00:05:12,004 SHOULD TAKE PLACE. 210 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:13,024 NONE 211 00:05:12,004 --> 00:05:13,024 NOT EVEN OUR OWN OFFICE 212 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:17,002 HALLOWEEN PARTY, WHICH IS 213 00:05:13,024 --> 00:05:17,002 DOWNRIGHT SICK 214 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,028 ♪ 215 00:05:17,002 --> 00:05:18,028 I MEAN, THIS PARTY IS OFF THE 216 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:20,010 HOOK 217 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:20,010 WE'VE GOT FOG. 218 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:23,012 WE'VE GOT A DEEJAY 219 00:05:20,010 --> 00:05:23,012 WE'VE GOT ANTHONY FAUCI AS 220 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:29,012 BATMAN ENTERING ON A ZIP LINE. 221 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:29,012 IT WAS SO 2019 222 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:31,008 IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME. 223 00:05:29,012 --> 00:05:31,008 AND THIS FALL, WE ALL HAVE A 224 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:35,007 A COLLECTIVE RESPONSIBILITY TO 225 00:05:31,008 --> 00:05:35,007 NOT RECREATE LAST YEAR 226 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:39,021 NO MATTER HOW LIT IT WAS 227 00:05:35,007 --> 00:05:39,021 [ LAUGHTER ] 228 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,027 ♪ 229 00:05:39,021 --> 00:05:40,027 THIS PARTY IS LEGENDARY. 230 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:42,016 LAST YEAR, BRENDA FROM GENETICS 231 00:05:40,027 --> 00:05:42,016 DRESSED AS STREPTOCOCCUS 232 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:46,014 PNEUMONIA. 233 00:05:42,016 --> 00:05:46,014 TAKE THAT, HEIDI KLUM. 234 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:51,012 YOU CAN'T CONTROL THIS BANGER, 235 00:05:46,014 --> 00:05:51,012 BUT YOU CAN CONTROL THE VIRUS. 236 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:55,010 SO JUST BE SAFE, STAY INSIDE 237 00:05:51,012 --> 00:05:55,010 WE WATCHED "TIGER KING." 238 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:58,008 I MEAN, OKAY, CAN YOU IMAGINE 239 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:58,008 THE COSTUMES THOUGH? 240 00:05:58,008 --> 00:06:00,020 BRENT IN LAB SAFETY WAS GOING 241 00:05:58,008 --> 00:06:00,020 TO BRING AN ACTUAL TIGER 242 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,003 AND YOU THINK WE COULDN'T TOP 243 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:02,003 LAST YEAR? 244 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:05,001 TELL THAT TO OUR HOLOGRAM 245 00:06:02,003 --> 00:06:05,001 JOSEPH WALTER MOUNTIN. 246 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:07,021 HE FOUNDED THE CDC, BITCH. 247 00:06:05,001 --> 00:06:07,021 GOD, I'M GOING TO MISS THIS 248 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,026 PARTY. 249 00:06:07,021 --> 00:06:09,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 250 00:06:09,026 --> 00:06:11,022 CDC. 251 00:06:09,026 --> 00:06:11,022 OH YOU THINK YOU WANT TO BE US 252 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:14,020 WEAR YOUR MASK 253 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:14,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 254 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:19,010 [ APPLAUSE ] 255 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:19,010 >> Jimmy: UNFORTUNATELY, 256 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,010 HALLOWEEN ISN'T THE ONLY 257 00:06:19,010 --> 00:06:20,010 CELEBRATION THAT'S BEING 258 00:06:20,010 --> 00:06:24,018 AFFECTED BY THE PANDEMIC 259 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:24,018 IT LOOKS LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE IS 260 00:06:22,026 --> 00:06:24,018 GOING TO BE DIFFERENT, TOO 261 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:29,006 114 YEARS, THERE'S GOING TO BE 262 00:06:25,028 --> 00:06:29,006 NO CROWD, NO REVELERS, ALLOWED 263 00:06:29,006 --> 00:06:32,005 IN TIMES SQUARE. 264 00:06:29,006 --> 00:06:32,005 ORGANIZERS ANNOUNCING A NEW 265 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:33,007 VIRTUALLY ENHANCED EVENT WITH 266 00:06:32,005 --> 00:06:33,007 LIVE COMPONENTS THAT 267 00:06:33,007 --> 00:06:39,021 INCORPORATE SOCIAL DISTANCING. 268 00:06:33,007 --> 00:06:39,021 >> Jimmy: YEAH 269 00:06:39,021 --> 00:06:41,014 AND IF YOU'RE UPSET YOU CAN'T 270 00:06:39,021 --> 00:06:41,014 GO TO TIMES SQUARE ON NEW 271 00:06:41,014 --> 00:06:42,020 YEAR'S EVE, THEN I'M PRETTY 272 00:06:41,014 --> 00:06:42,020 SURE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO TIMES 273 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:48,020 SQUARE ON NEW YEAR'S EVE 274 00:06:42,020 --> 00:06:48,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 275 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:51,019 VIRTUAL, NOT VIRTUAL 276 00:06:48,020 --> 00:06:51,019 LIVE, PRE-TAPED. 277 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,021 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 278 00:06:51,019 --> 00:06:53,021 JUST GET US THE HELL OUT 279 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:55,013 OF 2020, PLEASE. 280 00:06:53,021 --> 00:06:55,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 281 00:06:55,013 --> 00:06:57,012 CARSON, JUST SAY IT! 282 00:06:55,013 --> 00:06:57,012 [ APPLAUSE ] 283 00:06:57,012 --> 00:07:01,014 JUST SAY IT NOW, AND WE'LL ALL 284 00:06:57,012 --> 00:07:01,014 AGREE IT'S NEW YEAR'S. 285 00:07:01,014 --> 00:07:02,019 MEANWHILE, PLANET FITNESS IS 286 00:07:01,014 --> 00:07:02,019 LIKE, "DAMN, WHAT THE HELL ARE 287 00:07:02,019 --> 00:07:06,018 WE GOING TO DO WITH 288 00:07:02,019 --> 00:07:06,018 10,000 PURPLE TOP HATS?" 289 00:07:06,018 --> 00:07:13,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:07:06,018 --> 00:07:13,001 WELL, THIS IS FUN. 291 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:17,010 THE COMPANY THAT MAKES EMOJIS 292 00:07:13,001 --> 00:07:17,010 JUST ANNOUNCED 217 NEW ONES. 293 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:20,008 MOST OF THEM ARE VARIATIONS ON 294 00:07:17,010 --> 00:07:20,008 EXISTING EMOJIS BUT SOME OF 295 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:22,027 THEM ARE PRETTY SURPRISING 296 00:07:20,008 --> 00:07:22,027 HERE, TAKE A LOOK. 297 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:24,022 THIS FIRST ONE IS CALLED, 298 00:07:22,027 --> 00:07:24,022 "HAVEN'T BEEN TO A BARBER SINCE 299 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:27,004 MARCH. 300 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:27,004 [ LAUGHTER ] 301 00:07:27,004 --> 00:07:30,023 THIS NEXT ONE IS CALLED, "JUST 302 00:07:27,004 --> 00:07:30,023 HOUSED A BAG OF TAKIS. 303 00:07:30,023 --> 00:07:38,012 [ LAUGHTER ] 304 00:07:30,023 --> 00:07:38,012 TAKIS. 305 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:41,020 THIS ONE IS CALLED, "MYSTERY 306 00:07:38,012 --> 00:07:41,020 HEMSWORTH. 307 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,026 THAT'S FUN 308 00:07:41,020 --> 00:07:43,026 [ LAUGHTER ] 309 00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:45,025 AND FINALLY, THIS NEW EMOJI IS 310 00:07:43,026 --> 00:07:45,025 CALLED 2020. 311 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:46,022 THERE YOU GO 312 00:07:45,025 --> 00:07:46,022 AND NOW, QUICKLY CHANGING PACE 313 00:07:46,022 --> 00:07:52,011 A LITTLE 314 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:52,011 HERE'S A NEW SEGMENT CALLED 315 00:07:49,024 --> 00:07:52,011 "HOW IS THAT LEGAL UNTIL NOW?" 316 00:07:58,009 --> 00:07:59,017 >> THE MTA TODAY OFFICIALLY 317 00:07:58,009 --> 00:07:59,017 CHANGED ITS RULES TO PROHIBIT 318 00:07:59,017 --> 00:08:05,002 DEFECATING ON SUBWAYS AND 319 00:07:59,017 --> 00:08:05,002 BUSES. 320 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:07,008 ♪ 321 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:07,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 322 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:11,009 >> Jimmy: WHOA 323 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:11,009 >> Tariq: WAIT, WAIT 324 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:14,004 WAIT 325 00:08:11,009 --> 00:08:14,004 WAIT 326 00:08:14,004 --> 00:08:19,008 WAIT 327 00:08:14,004 --> 00:08:19,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:22,011 YOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME - 329 00:08:19,008 --> 00:08:22,011 >> Jimmy: I CAN'T -- JUST 330 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:25,019 RUINED MY WEEKEND. 331 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:25,019 I MEAN, JUST RUINED IT 332 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:29,026 WOW. 333 00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:29,026 AND FINALLY, HERE'S SOME 334 00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:30,013 EXCITING - 335 00:08:30,013 --> 00:08:35,013 [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:08:32,029 --> 00:08:35,013 NEWS ABOUT A 96-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 337 00:08:33,018 --> 00:08:35,013 IN PENNSYLVANIA, WATCH THIS. 338 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:38,029 >> A 96-YEAR-OLD, MEET SARAH IN 339 00:08:36,010 --> 00:08:38,029 PITTSBURGH, WHO IS STILL ONE OF 340 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:42,007 THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO 341 00:08:38,029 --> 00:08:42,007 KNOCKING DOWN PINS 342 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,013 SHE BECAME THE FIRST AT HER 343 00:08:42,007 --> 00:08:43,013 LOCAL BOWLING ALLEY TO BOWL 344 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:46,012 A PERFECT GAME 345 00:08:43,013 --> 00:08:46,012 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AMAZING 346 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:48,004 WHEN MOST 96-YEAR-OLDS BOWL, 347 00:08:46,012 --> 00:08:48,004 THEY GO DOWN THE ALLEY WITH THE 348 00:08:48,004 --> 00:08:51,009 BALL 349 00:08:48,004 --> 00:08:51,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 350 00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:53,018 WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU 351 00:08:51,009 --> 00:08:53,018 TONIGHT. 352 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:56,027 HE STARS IN THE NEW SEASON OF 353 00:08:53,018 --> 00:08:56,027 "FARGO" ON FX. 354 00:08:56,027 --> 00:08:58,006 AND IT'S JUST BEEN ANNOUNCED HE 355 00:08:56,027 --> 00:08:58,006 IS HOSTING THE SEASON PREMIERE 356 00:08:58,006 --> 00:09:00,028 OF "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" A WEEK 357 00:08:58,006 --> 00:09:00,028 FROM SATURDAY. 358 00:09:00,028 --> 00:09:07,012 CHRIS ROCK IS HERE 359 00:09:00,028 --> 00:09:07,012 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 360 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:10,007 FROM THE HBO SERIES "LOVECRAFT 361 00:09:07,012 --> 00:09:10,007 COUNTRY," JONATHAN MAJORS IS 362 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,029 HERE 363 00:09:10,007 --> 00:09:12,029 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 364 00:09:12,029 --> 00:09:13,014 AND WE'VE GOT MUSIC FROM 365 00:09:13,014 --> 00:09:18,015 SASHA SLOAN! 366 00:09:13,023 --> 00:09:18,015 GIVE IT UP FOR THE ROOTS, 367 00:09:14,009 --> 00:09:18,015 EVERYBODY! 368 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:28,025 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 369 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:28,025 ♪ 370 00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,011 ♪ >> Jimmy: HEY, EVERYONE 371 00:09:30,011 --> 00:09:32,025 IT IS TIME FOR "TONIGHT SHOW 372 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:32,025 HASHTAGS." 373 00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:32,025 HERE WE GO 374 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:42,027 ♪ 375 00:09:33,029 --> 00:09:42,027 ♪ 376 00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,020 >> Jimmy: WE DO THIS THING 377 00:09:42,027 --> 00:09:44,020 EVERY WEEK WHERE I SEND OUT 378 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:47,015 A HASHTAG, AND I ASK YOU GUYS 379 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:47,015 TO RESPOND TO THAT TOPIC 380 00:09:47,015 --> 00:09:48,019 AND SINCE SO MANY KIDS ARE 381 00:09:47,015 --> 00:09:48,019 GOING -- DOING REMOTE LEARNING 382 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,026 THIS YEAR, I ASKED YOU GUYS TO 383 00:09:48,019 --> 00:09:49,026 TWEET OUT A FUNNY HOMESCHOOLING 384 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:55,014 STORY AND TAG IT WITH 385 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:55,014 #HOMESCHOOLFAIL. 386 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:57,010 WITHIN MINUTES, IT WAS A 387 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:57,010 A TRENDING TOPIC 388 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,002 SO THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 389 00:09:57,010 --> 00:09:59,002 PLAYING ALONG. 390 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,016 [ APPLAUSE ] 391 00:09:59,002 --> 00:10:01,016 AND NOW, I THOUGHT I'D SHARE 392 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:04,007 SOME OF MY FAVORITE 393 00:10:01,016 --> 00:10:04,007 #HOMESCHOOLFAIL RESPONSES FROM 394 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:06,009 YOU GUYS 395 00:10:04,007 --> 00:10:06,009 THIS FIRST ONE IS FROM 396 00:10:06,009 --> 00:10:09,024 @KIMCAV21. 397 00:10:06,009 --> 00:10:09,024 SHE SAYS, "ON THE SECOND DAY OF 398 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,001 KINDERGARTEN, THE TEACHER HAD 399 00:10:09,024 --> 00:10:11,001 TO SEND OUT AN EMAIL SAYING, 400 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:15,024 'PARENTS AND GUARDIANS, PLEASE 401 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:15,024 STOP ARGUING IN THE BACKGROUND 402 00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:20,012 IT'S VERY DISTRACTING.'" 403 00:10:15,024 --> 00:10:20,012 [ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] 404 00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:23,017 THIS NEXT ONE'S FROM 405 00:10:20,012 --> 00:10:23,017 @VICWHITPIC. 406 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,023 SHE SAYS, "I WAS GOING THROUGH 407 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:24,023 THE ALPHABET WITH MY 408 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,025 4-YEAR-OLD 409 00:10:24,023 --> 00:10:27,025 HE WAS STUCK ON 'T.' 410 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:29,020 I ASKED, 'WHAT DOES MOMMY LIKE 411 00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:29,020 TO DRINK?' 412 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,016 WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT, HE 413 00:10:29,020 --> 00:10:31,016 SHOUTED, 'WINE!' 414 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:39,016 [ LAUGHTER ] 415 00:10:31,016 --> 00:10:39,016 "WHAT ELSE?" 416 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:42,005 "BEER! 417 00:10:39,016 --> 00:10:42,005 OKAY 418 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:45,016 THIS ONE'S FROM @VEE1512 419 00:10:42,005 --> 00:10:45,016 SHE SAYS, "WHEN YOUR 6-YEAR-OLD 420 00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:47,026 ASKS THE TEACHER IF SHE'S 421 00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:47,026 A GOLDEN GIRL. 422 00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:54,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 423 00:10:47,026 --> 00:10:54,009 THAT'S COOL. 424 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:57,023 THIS ONE'S FROM 425 00:10:54,009 --> 00:10:57,023 @IDON'TSPEAKWHINE. 426 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,028 SHE SAYS, "WHAT DOES THE WORD 427 00:10:57,023 --> 00:11:00,028 COPIOUS MEAN 428 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:02,018 USE THE CONTEXT CLUES IN THE 429 00:11:00,028 --> 00:11:02,018 SURROUNDING SENTENCE TO TRY AND 430 00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:05,004 FIGURE IT OUT. 431 00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:05,004 THREE SECONDS LATER, 'ALEXA, 432 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:10,018 WHAT DOES COPIOUS MEAN?' 433 00:11:05,004 --> 00:11:10,018 [ LAUGHTER ] 434 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:14,006 ALEXA, THE UNSUNG HERO OF 435 00:11:10,018 --> 00:11:14,006 HOMESCHOOLING. 436 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:20,016 THIS ONE'S FROM @SLOAN04180851 437 00:11:14,006 --> 00:11:20,016 YOU REMEMBER THAT, RIGHT 438 00:11:20,016 --> 00:11:23,001 [ LAUGHTER ] 439 00:11:20,016 --> 00:11:23,001 >> YEAH. 440 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,013 >> Jimmy: HIT ME UP ON TWITTER, 441 00:11:23,001 --> 00:11:25,013 DUDE 442 00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:29,014 @SLOAN04180851 443 00:11:25,013 --> 00:11:29,014 SHE SAYS, "I'M HOMESCHOOLING 444 00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:32,019 FOUR CHILDREN WHILE LOOKING 445 00:11:29,014 --> 00:11:32,019 AFTER MY ONE AND TWO-YEAR-OLD. 446 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:34,022 NO FUNNY STORY, JUST A PLEA FOR 447 00:11:32,019 --> 00:11:34,022 HELP." 448 00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:41,019 [ LAUGHTER ] 449 00:11:34,022 --> 00:11:41,019 KEEP YOU IN OUR THOUGHTS 450 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:44,002 THIS ONE FROM @KEEPERFAIRIES 451 00:11:41,019 --> 00:11:44,002 SHE SAYS, "I GOT A CALL FROM 452 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,017 THE VICE PRINCIPAL TELLING ME 453 00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:46,017 THAT MY KID ATTENDING CLASS 454 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:47,019 FROM THE HOT TUB IS 455 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:47,019 INAPPROPRIATE AND CANNOT HAPPEN 456 00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:55,009 AGAIN. 457 00:11:47,019 --> 00:11:55,009 [ LAUGHTER ] 458 00:11:55,009 --> 00:11:58,027 "CHILL OUT, SHALL WE TURN DOWN 459 00:11:55,009 --> 00:11:58,027 THE JETS?" 460 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:02,012 >> Questlove: THAT'S WHAT'S UP 461 00:11:58,027 --> 00:12:02,012 >> Jimmy: THIS ONE'S FROM 462 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,020 @SEAMIRAC1979. 463 00:12:02,012 --> 00:12:05,020 SHE SAYS, "MY SISTER-IN-LAW 464 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:08,008 GAVE ME A MUG WITH THE WORDS 465 00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:08,008 'SHUT THE HELL UP' EDGED IN THE 466 00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:10,001 BOTTOM 467 00:12:08,008 --> 00:12:10,001 I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE IT TO MY 468 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:12,020 FIFTH GRADER WITH SOME TEA IN 469 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:12,020 IT WHILE HE WAS ON ZOOM. 470 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:18,011 [ LAUGHTER ] 471 00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:18,011 THIS LAST ONE'S FROM @MCAPP. 472 00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:19,014 HE SAYS, "WE'VE HOMESCHOOLED 473 00:12:18,011 --> 00:12:19,014 OUR KID FOR THE PAST EIGHT 474 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:22,000 YEARS. 475 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:22,000 THIS IS THE YEAR WE CHOSE TO 476 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,025 SEND THEM TO SCHOOL FOR THE 477 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,025 FIRST TIME." 478 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,004 THERE YOU HAVE IT. 479 00:12:23,025 --> 00:12:25,004 THOSE ARE OUR "TONIGHT SHOW 480 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,016 HASHTAGS." 481 00:12:25,004 --> 00:12:27,016 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 482 00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:29,022 TO CHECK OUT MORE OF OUR 483 00:12:27,016 --> 00:12:29,022 FAVORITES, GO TO 484 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:31,024 TONIGHTSHOW.COM/HASHTAGS 485 00:12:29,022 --> 00:12:31,024 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 486 00:12:31,024 --> 00:12:35,002 CHRIS ROCK, EVERYBODY! 487 00:12:31,024 --> 00:12:35,002 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 488 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:50,029 ♪ 489 00:12:35,002 --> 00:12:50,029 ♪ 490 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:52,024 >> Jimmy: MY FIRST GUEST IS 491 00:12:50,029 --> 00:12:52,024 A GRAMMY AND EMMY-WINNING 492 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:53,028 COMEDIAN WHO IS HOSTING THE 493 00:12:52,024 --> 00:12:53,028 PREMIERE OF "SATURDAY NIGHT 494 00:12:53,028 --> 00:13:01,013 LIVE" ON OCTOBER 3rd 495 00:12:53,028 --> 00:13:01,013 HE ALSO STARS IN SEASON 4 OF 496 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:06,024 "FARGO" WHICH PREMIERES THIS 497 00:13:01,013 --> 00:13:06,024 SUNDAY AT 9:00 P.M. ON FX. 498 00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:10,005 HERE IS THE ONE AND ONLY 499 00:13:06,024 --> 00:13:10,005 CHRIS ROCK 500 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:12,027 CHRIS, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 501 00:13:10,005 --> 00:13:12,027 COMING ON THE SHOW, BUD. 502 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:17,028 IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. 503 00:13:12,027 --> 00:13:17,028 >> JIMMY FALLON, HOW'S IT 504 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,014 GOING? 505 00:13:17,028 --> 00:13:19,014 HOW -- HOW'S YOUR SUMMER BEEN, 506 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:25,015 JIMMY? 507 00:13:19,014 --> 00:13:25,015 >> Jimmy: I'M LEARNING 508 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,014 I'M LEARNING 509 00:13:25,015 --> 00:13:27,014 I'M ALWAYS LEARNING, MAN 510 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,016 YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BUDDY 511 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,016 >> HEY 512 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,015 HEY! 513 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:32,015 YOU KNOW THEY ALWAYS SAY THE 514 00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:33,017 ONE AND ONLY 515 00:13:32,015 --> 00:13:33,017 LIKE, I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN DUPED 516 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:38,011 BEFORE 517 00:13:33,017 --> 00:13:38,011 >> Jimmy: I KNOW 518 00:13:38,011 --> 00:13:42,029 BUT I SAY -- I KNOW. 519 00:13:38,011 --> 00:13:42,029 WELL, IT JUST FITS 520 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,005 >> I KNOW WE -- THE LAST TIME 521 00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,005 WE HAD THE FAKE CHRIS ROCK ON, 522 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:46,024 BUT TONIGHT IT'S THE ONE AND 523 00:13:44,005 --> 00:13:46,024 ONLY 524 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:49,022 >> Jimmy: IT FITS. 525 00:13:46,024 --> 00:13:49,022 IT FITS WITH YOUR NAME 526 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:52,011 THE ONE AND ONLY 527 00:13:49,022 --> 00:13:52,011 >> JUST SAYING 528 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW 529 00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:54,007 >> IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAKE 530 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,000 BEING A CELEBRITY, WHY WOULD 531 00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:56,000 YOU FAKE ME, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 532 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,006 I'D FAKE BEING "THE ROCK," 533 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,006 ACTUALLY, MORE THAN FAKE ME. 534 00:13:57,006 --> 00:14:03,012 THAT SEEMS A LOT MORE FUN. 535 00:13:57,006 --> 00:14:03,012 >> Jimmy: WE GOT TO ZOOM A 536 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,019 A COUPLE TIMES TOGETHER, AND 537 00:14:03,012 --> 00:14:04,019 THIS IS -- IT'S ALWAYS 538 00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:10,009 INTERESTING. 539 00:14:04,019 --> 00:14:10,009 I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO -- ON THE 540 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:15,010 ONES THAT WE WERE ON, WHEN TO 541 00:14:10,009 --> 00:14:15,010 MAKE A JOKE, WHEN TO COME IN 542 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:18,028 YOU KNOW, LIKE -- ARE PEOPLE 543 00:14:15,010 --> 00:14:18,028 WAITING ON US TO MAKE JOKES? 544 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:23,012 >> WE HAD SOME EPIC ZOOMS. 545 00:14:18,028 --> 00:14:23,012 LIKE THIS -- 546 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,011 >> Jimmy: LIKE, CRAZY ONES 547 00:14:23,012 --> 00:14:25,011 WHERE IT'S JUST LIKE -- I WAS 548 00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:30,000 JUST KIND OF SITTING BACK, 549 00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:30,000 BECAUSE LIKE -- WOW. 550 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:36,000 JUST WATCHING -- 551 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:36,000 >> ME, YOU, LEO, MATT DAMON, 552 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,014 KEVIN HART, SANDLER. 553 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:40,014 >> Jimmy: SANDLER. 554 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,013 >> I REMEMBER -- I DID ONES 555 00:14:40,014 --> 00:14:42,013 THAT, LIKE -- IT WAS LIKE ME, 556 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,023 KEVIN HART, AND TOM BRADY. 557 00:14:42,013 --> 00:14:44,023 LIKE -- I DON'T REALLY KNOW 558 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:48,020 TOM BRADY. 559 00:14:44,023 --> 00:14:48,020 >> Jimmy: WOW. 560 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,019 >> BUT IT WAS NICE TO TALK WITH 561 00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:50,019 HIM. 562 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,011 >> Jimmy: YEAH 563 00:14:50,019 --> 00:14:52,011 >> GET ACQUAINTED. 564 00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:54,004 >> Jimmy: CRAZY. 565 00:14:52,011 --> 00:14:54,004 >> LIKE SOME EPIC, RIDICULOUS 566 00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:57,015 ZOOMS. 567 00:14:54,004 --> 00:14:57,015 >> Jimmy: CHAPPELLE, I THINK, 568 00:14:57,015 --> 00:14:59,027 WAS ON -- HOW WAS -- 569 00:14:57,015 --> 00:14:59,027 >> YES 570 00:14:59,027 --> 00:15:03,003 >> Jimmy: -- CAMP CHAPPELLE? 571 00:14:59,027 --> 00:15:03,003 BECAUSE I KNOW QUESTLOVE SAW 572 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,002 YOU THERE. 573 00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:06,002 >> CAMP CHAPPELLE WAS GREAT. 574 00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:08,014 I THINK I MAY GO BACK -- WHO 575 00:15:06,002 --> 00:15:08,014 KNOWS. 576 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:11,019 I MAY END UP THERE THIS 577 00:15:08,014 --> 00:15:11,019 WEEKEND, YOU NEVER KNOW. 578 00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:14,011 >> Jimmy: RIGHT. 579 00:15:11,019 --> 00:15:14,011 >> YEAH, HAVE YOU BEEN YET 580 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:17,003 >> Jimmy: NO 581 00:15:14,011 --> 00:15:17,003 I DO WANT TO GO. 582 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,002 HONESTLY, I MISS PERFORMING IN 583 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,002 FRONT OF A CROWD 584 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:23,000 >> GO, GET OFF YOUR PLANE, THEY 585 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:23,000 TEST YOU FOR COVID IMMEDIATELY 586 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,008 >> Jimmy: REALLY 587 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:26,008 >> AND ONCE YOU GET TESTED, 588 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,023 ONCE YOUR TEST COMES BACK 589 00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:29,023 NEGATIVE, YOU GET A WRISTBAND. 590 00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:32,028 NOW YOU CAN ENTER THE INNER 591 00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:32,028 SANCTUM. 592 00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:36,000 SO, EVERYBODY -- YOU CAN LOOK, 593 00:15:32,028 --> 00:15:36,000 EVERYBODY'S GOT A WRISTBAND. 594 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,021 SO, NO ONE'S GOT COVID 595 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:40,021 >> Jimmy: WOW. 596 00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,023 >> AND SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY HANG 597 00:15:40,021 --> 00:15:42,023 OUT WITH PEOPLE ALL WEEK 598 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:44,019 YOU KNOW 599 00:15:42,023 --> 00:15:44,019 DRINK, SMOKE, WHATEVER 600 00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:48,024 AND JUST HAVE A COVID-FREE 601 00:15:44,019 --> 00:15:48,024 TIME 602 00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:53,001 >> Jimmy: AND WHAT WAS IT LIKE 603 00:15:48,024 --> 00:15:53,001 GOING IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE? 604 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:54,027 >> IT WAS KIND OF A COOL -- YOU 605 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:54,027 KNOW, REMEMBER AT THE COMEDY 606 00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:56,004 CLUBS, I ALWAYS SAID LIKE, THE 607 00:15:54,027 --> 00:15:56,004 RAIN CROWD WAS ALWAYS THE BEST, 608 00:15:56,004 --> 00:16:01,010 BECAUSE THEY REALLY WANTED TO 609 00:15:56,004 --> 00:16:01,010 BE THERE 610 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 611 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,019 >> KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 612 00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,019 >> Jimmy: THEY'RE HAPPY TO BE 613 00:16:03,019 --> 00:16:04,019 INDOORS. 614 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:07,014 >> WELL, THE COVID CROWD IS 615 00:16:04,019 --> 00:16:07,014 EVEN BETTER. 616 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,017 LIKE, THE COVID CROWD IS VERY 617 00:16:07,014 --> 00:16:10,017 HAPPY THAT THERE'S A SHOW. 618 00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:13,015 >> Jimmy: YEAH, THEY WANT TO 619 00:16:10,017 --> 00:16:13,015 BE -- THEY WANT ENTERTAINMENT. 620 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:17,006 THEY'RE LIKE, "YES!" 621 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:17,006 >> "JUST GIVE US ANYTHING! 622 00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:21,027 WE ARE -- WE HAVE WATCHED 623 00:16:17,006 --> 00:16:21,027 ?TIGER KING' FAR TOO MANY 624 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:25,006 TIMES. 625 00:16:21,027 --> 00:16:25,006 GIVE US ANYTHING." 626 00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,011 >> Jimmy: YOU SAID THAT THE 627 00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,011 PANDEMIC HAS BEEN FOR YOU LIKE 628 00:16:26,011 --> 00:16:31,009 WHAT AN OFFSEASON IS FOR AN 629 00:16:26,011 --> 00:16:31,009 ATHLETE. 630 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:34,001 WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT 631 00:16:31,009 --> 00:16:34,001 >> I'VE JUST BEEN -- YOU KNOW 632 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:37,003 WHAT 633 00:16:34,001 --> 00:16:37,003 I HAD ALL THIS TIME. 634 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,002 IT'S LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU GOING 635 00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:39,002 TO DO? 636 00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:43,027 WELL, I MEAN, SO I -- I STARTED 637 00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:43,027 WORKING OUT IN A WEIRD, LIKE, 638 00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:47,007 OBSESSIVE WAY. 639 00:16:43,027 --> 00:16:47,007 AND LIKE A KIND OF KEVIN HART, 640 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,023 JOE PISCOPO WAY. 641 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:51,023 JUST BEEN LIKE - 642 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:57,016 [ GRUNTING ] WORKING OUT 643 00:16:51,023 --> 00:16:57,016 I LEARNED TO SWIM. 644 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,015 I'VE BEEN SWIMMING A LOT 645 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,015 BECAUSE I COULDN'T SWIM 646 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:02,027 FOREVER. 647 00:16:59,015 --> 00:17:02,027 >> Jimmy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT 648 00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:04,019 >> YEAH, I GREW UP IN THE HOOD 649 00:17:02,027 --> 00:17:04,019 IT'S HARD TO SWIM WITH THE 650 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:08,001 WATER FROM A FIRE HYDRANT, YOU 651 00:17:04,019 --> 00:17:08,001 KNOW 652 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:14,001 WHEN A FIRE HYDRANT IS YOUR 653 00:17:08,001 --> 00:17:14,001 OCEAN. 654 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,008 >> Jimmy: YEAH, EXACTLY. 655 00:17:14,001 --> 00:17:16,008 JUST DOGGY -- YEAH 656 00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:19,029 >> YOU CAN WORK ON A FEW 657 00:17:16,008 --> 00:17:19,029 STROKES, BUT YOU KNOW. 658 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,028 >> Jimmy: THE PRESSURE PUSHES 659 00:17:19,029 --> 00:17:20,028 YOU BACK, YEAH 660 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,022 >> IT'S REALLY HARD TO 661 00:17:20,028 --> 00:17:21,022 REALLY - 662 00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:24,000 YEAH 663 00:17:21,022 --> 00:17:24,000 IT'S -- YEAH, THAT'S HOW I - 664 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,008 YEAH 665 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,008 IT'S JUST HARD TO -- YEAH. 666 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:30,013 >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN THE WAY - 667 00:17:27,008 --> 00:17:30,013 >> TO SWIM 125th STREET. 668 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,003 >> Jimmy: I ALWAYS THINK OF 669 00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,003 YOU, CHRIS 670 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:34,018 I FEEL LIKE YOU AND BILL MURRAY 671 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:34,018 ALWAYS END UP IN THESE PLACES 672 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:37,016 WHERE I GO, "WHAT IS GOING ON? 673 00:17:34,018 --> 00:17:37,016 WHAT -- HOW DID YOU END UP -- 674 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:40,008 WHO DID YOU? 675 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:40,008 AND I ALWAYS THINK ABOUT IT ALL 676 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:43,003 THE TIME 677 00:17:40,008 --> 00:17:43,003 YOU WERE HANGING OUT WITH 678 00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:47,005 YOUTUBE STAR DAVID DOBRIK 679 00:17:43,003 --> 00:17:47,005 RECENTLY 680 00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,018 THAT'S WHAT MADE ME THINK OF 681 00:17:47,005 --> 00:17:48,018 THIS 682 00:17:48,018 --> 00:17:52,000 >> YEAH, I LIKE DAVID. 683 00:17:48,018 --> 00:17:52,000 >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU MEET - 684 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,009 HOW DO YOU END UP -- HOW DOES 685 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,009 DAVID DOBRIK AND CHRIS ROCK END 686 00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:57,002 UP TOGETHER? 687 00:17:53,009 --> 00:17:57,002 >> I ALWAYS SAID, MY KIDS ARE 688 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,013 LIKE MY FOCUS GROUP AT THIS 689 00:17:57,002 --> 00:17:59,013 POINT. 690 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,003 >> Jimmy: YEP. 691 00:17:59,013 --> 00:18:01,003 >> AND IF THEY SAY SOMEBODY'S 692 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:04,000 FUNNY, THEN THEY'RE FUNNY TO 693 00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:04,000 ME 694 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,006 YOU KNOW 695 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,006 >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT 696 00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:11,013 >> SO, MY KIDS, THEY'VE LEFT 697 00:18:06,006 --> 00:18:11,013 KEVIN HART, YOU KNOW 698 00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:15,008 AND NOW THEY'RE ON 699 00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:15,008 DAVID DOBRIK, RIGHT? 700 00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,020 AND I'M WATCHING THIS STUFF. 701 00:18:15,008 --> 00:18:17,020 AND THEY'RE LIKE, "HE LIVES IN 702 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,006 THE VALLEY." 703 00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,006 AND I'M LIKE, WELL -- WE WERE 704 00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,002 IN L.A. AT THE TIME. 705 00:18:19,006 --> 00:18:21,002 "LET'S GO SEE HIM, LET'S SEE 706 00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:23,008 WHAT HE'S DOING. 707 00:18:21,002 --> 00:18:23,008 SO, I MADE A COUPLE OF CALLS 708 00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:27,012 AND I TALKED TO HIM. 709 00:18:23,008 --> 00:18:27,012 AND I SAY, "OKAY IF I STOP BY? 710 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:28,015 NEVER MET HIM BEFORE, BY THE 711 00:18:27,012 --> 00:18:28,015 WAY. 712 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,027 >> Jimmy: HE'S GREAT 713 00:18:28,015 --> 00:18:30,027 >> HE SAID, "SURE. 714 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:36,011 SO I JUST -- ME AND MY KIDS, WE 715 00:18:30,027 --> 00:18:36,011 GOT IN THE TRUCK, WE FIRST MADE 716 00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:37,016 A STOP AT IN-AND-OUT BECAUSE 717 00:18:36,011 --> 00:18:37,016 THAT'S WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE 718 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:40,015 IN L.A., GOT TO GET YOUR 719 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:40,015 IN-AND-OUT 720 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:43,001 >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE TO. 721 00:18:40,015 --> 00:18:43,001 >> THEN WE WENT OVER TO DAVID'S 722 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:46,016 HOUSE, YOU KNOW. 723 00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:46,016 AND WE HUNG OUT FOR, YOU KNOW, 724 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:51,020 HALF A DAY OR AND NOW ME AND 725 00:18:46,016 --> 00:18:51,020 DAVID ARE LIKE THIS. 726 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:54,025 >> Jimmy: NO, YEAH, YEAH 727 00:18:51,020 --> 00:18:54,025 YEAH, I KNOW -- YEAH, RIGHT. 728 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:58,007 >> LIKE THIS 729 00:18:54,025 --> 00:18:58,007 [ LAUGHTER ] 730 00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:59,016 >> Jimmy: YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN 731 00:18:58,007 --> 00:18:59,016 RECOGNIZING GREAT TALENT IN 732 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:06,013 PEOPLE 733 00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:06,013 MOST RECENTLY, LESLIE JONES. 734 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:11,020 BUT YOU ONCE TRIED TO GET -- IS 735 00:19:06,013 --> 00:19:11,020 THIS TRUE, CARDI B INTO COMEDY 736 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:15,015 >> WELL -- YES 737 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:15,015 I'VE BEEN -- WHEN I SAY 738 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:20,015 RECOGNIZE TALENT -- PEOPLE ARE 739 00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:20,015 SO OBVIOUSLY FUNNY 740 00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,027 IT'S LIKE -- YES 741 00:19:20,015 --> 00:19:21,027 SO, I REMEMBER I USED TO TRY TO 742 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,003 GET LESLIE JONES AN AGENT FOR 743 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:23,003 YEARS, AND NO ONE WOULD LISTEN 744 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:28,022 TO ME. 745 00:19:23,003 --> 00:19:28,022 FINALLY -- OF COURSE 746 00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:31,007 LORNE MICHAELS IS A GENIUS 747 00:19:28,022 --> 00:19:31,007 AND HE ASKED ME IF I KNEW ANY 748 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:35,012 BLACK WOMEN FOR "SNL." 749 00:19:31,007 --> 00:19:35,012 I SAID, "I MIGHT HAVE SOMEBODY 750 00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:37,014 FOR YOU. 751 00:19:35,012 --> 00:19:37,014 SO, YEAH, I KNEW LESLIE JONES 752 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:40,029 EARLY. 753 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:40,029 I'LL SAY J.B. SMOOVE PREMIERED 754 00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:47,019 ON "THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW. 755 00:19:40,029 --> 00:19:47,019 HANNIBAL 756 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,019 I REMEMBER PITCHING 757 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,019 WENDY WILLIAMS TO HBO FOR 758 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:55,015 A SHOW 20 YEARS AGO. 759 00:19:48,019 --> 00:19:55,015 THEY DIDN'T WANT TO GO FOR IT. 760 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:56,021 >> Jimmy: FOR A TALK SHOW? 761 00:19:55,015 --> 00:19:56,021 >> BUT THE LATEST PERSON -- 762 00:19:56,021 --> 00:20:02,019 A TALK SHOW, YEAH. 763 00:19:56,021 --> 00:20:02,019 THEY THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY 764 00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,011 YEAH 765 00:20:02,019 --> 00:20:04,011 >> Jimmy: AND LOOK AT HER NOW, 766 00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:05,027 SHE'S PHENOMENAL, OF COURSE, 767 00:20:04,011 --> 00:20:05,027 WENDY WILLIAMS 768 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,000 >> YEAH, LOOK AT HER NOW, GOD 769 00:20:05,027 --> 00:20:07,000 BLESS HER. 770 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,006 >> Jimmy: BUT WHAT HAPPENED 771 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:08,006 WITH CARDI B 772 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,022 >> SHE'S DOING EXACTLY WHAT I 773 00:20:08,006 --> 00:20:09,022 KNEW SHE WAS GOING TO DO 774 00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:10,028 >> Jimmy: YEAH 775 00:20:09,022 --> 00:20:10,028 >> CARDI B, I SAW, LIKE, ON 776 00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:14,020 SOME YOUTUBE THING -- AGAIN, MY 777 00:20:10,028 --> 00:20:14,020 KIDS SHOWED ME THIS CARDI B 778 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:19,020 GIRL 779 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:19,020 SHE DIDN'T HAVE A RECORD OUT OR 780 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:22,028 ANYTHING 781 00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:22,028 AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, WE 782 00:20:22,028 --> 00:20:24,017 SHOULD GO SHOW IT. 783 00:20:22,028 --> 00:20:24,017 I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO SAY WHAT 784 00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,023 NETWORK. 785 00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,023 SO I WENT -- ME, CARDI B, AND 786 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:32,026 HER MANAGEMENT, YOU KNOW, TO 787 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:32,026 LIKE, KIND OF GET A SHOW GOING 788 00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:36,012 AND IT JUST NEVER HAPPENED 789 00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:36,012 BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS -- AND 790 00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:38,008 SHE TOLD ME ABOUT HER RAP AT 791 00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:38,008 THE TIME 792 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,014 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, YEAH, 793 00:20:38,008 --> 00:20:39,014 THAT'S GOOD, GOOD, ANYWAY. 794 00:20:39,014 --> 00:20:41,019 YOU'RE A COMEDY STAR." 795 00:20:39,014 --> 00:20:41,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH 796 00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:45,019 SHE IS REALLY FUNNY. 797 00:20:41,019 --> 00:20:45,019 >> SO YES, SHE IS REALLY -- I 798 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:49,006 THINK CARDI B'S THE FUNNIEST 799 00:20:45,019 --> 00:20:49,006 WOMAN -- ONE OF THE FUNNIEST 800 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:53,029 PEOPLE, YOU KNOW - 801 00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:53,029 >> Jimmy: YEAH 802 00:20:53,029 --> 00:21:00,013 >> IT'S LIKE CHAPPELLE, CARDI. 803 00:20:53,029 --> 00:21:00,013 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 804 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:02,005 LIKE -- LIKE IN THE STANDINGS 805 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:02,005 RIGHT NOW. 806 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,001 >> Jimmy: YEAH 807 00:21:02,005 --> 00:21:04,001 >> TWO OF THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE 808 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,026 IN THE WORLD 809 00:21:04,001 --> 00:21:06,026 >> Jimmy: YEAH 810 00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:08,005 >> CARDI'S RIGHT UP THERE. 811 00:21:06,026 --> 00:21:08,005 SHE'S NECK AND NECK WITH 812 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,005 BILL BURR, YOU KNOW WHAT I 813 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:10,005 MEAN 814 00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:14,023 SHE'S GOOD, MAN. 815 00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:14,023 >> Jimmy: BILL BURR. 816 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,012 HE'S AWESOME 817 00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:17,012 >> BILL PUTS A LITTLE MORE 818 00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:21,006 WRITING INTO IT, BUT CARDI CAN 819 00:21:17,012 --> 00:21:21,006 HANG WITH ANYBODY. 820 00:21:21,006 --> 00:21:23,022 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU STICK AROUND 821 00:21:21,006 --> 00:21:23,022 I WANT TO TALK ABOUT "FARGO. 822 00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:25,024 I'M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS. 823 00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:25,024 >> SURE. 824 00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:27,023 >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, COOL. 825 00:21:25,024 --> 00:21:27,023 >> FOR YOU, I'LL DO IT 826 00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:28,029 >> Jimmy: MORE WITH CHRIS ROCK 827 00:21:27,023 --> 00:21:28,029 WHEN WE COME BACK, EVERYBODY 828 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:47,009 ♪ 829 00:21:28,029 --> 00:21:47,009 I'M TALKING TO CHRIS ROCK. 830 00:21:47,009 --> 00:21:50,001 CHRIS, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING 831 00:21:47,009 --> 00:21:50,001 HERE 832 00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:51,009 IT WAS ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT 833 00:21:50,001 --> 00:21:51,009 YOU'RE HOSTING THE PREMIERE OF 834 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:55,012 "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" ON 835 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:55,012 OCTOBER 3rd. 836 00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:57,008 >> YES 837 00:21:55,012 --> 00:21:57,008 >> Jimmy: NOT THIS SATURDAY, 838 00:21:57,008 --> 00:21:58,007 NEXT SATURDAY. 839 00:21:57,008 --> 00:21:58,007 MUSICAL GUEST 840 00:21:58,007 --> 00:22:01,015 MEGAN THEE STALLION. 841 00:21:58,007 --> 00:22:01,015 >> YES 842 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:08,002 >> Jimmy: HOW DID THEY -- 843 00:22:01,015 --> 00:22:08,002 ARE -- WHAT CAN WE EXPECT? 844 00:22:08,002 --> 00:22:09,024 DO WE KNOW ANYTHING? 845 00:22:08,002 --> 00:22:09,024 >> I'M NOT SURE HOW WE'RE EVEN 846 00:22:09,024 --> 00:22:12,016 GOING TO DO IT, I SWEAR. 847 00:22:09,024 --> 00:22:12,016 >> Jimmy: OKAY 848 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,018 >> I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN THE 849 00:22:12,016 --> 00:22:14,018 STUDIO 850 00:22:14,018 --> 00:22:17,021 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M IN MY 851 00:22:14,018 --> 00:22:17,021 HOUSE. 852 00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:19,007 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M GOING TO DO 853 00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:19,007 IT FROM A HOSPITAL 854 00:22:19,007 --> 00:22:21,019 I DON'T KNOW 855 00:22:19,007 --> 00:22:21,019 >> Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY 856 00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:22,028 SO WE DON'T KNOW - 857 00:22:21,019 --> 00:22:22,028 >> I HAVE NO IDEA. 858 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:24,003 BUT -- 859 00:22:22,028 --> 00:22:24,003 >> Jimmy: WELL, MAYBE I'LL SEE 860 00:22:24,003 --> 00:22:27,019 YOU IN THE BUILDING NEXT WEEK. 861 00:22:24,003 --> 00:22:27,019 >> IT'S GOING TO BE LIVE 862 00:22:27,019 --> 00:22:29,023 >> Jimmy: YUP. 863 00:22:27,019 --> 00:22:29,023 >> MAYBE YOU'LL SEE ME IN THE 864 00:22:29,023 --> 00:22:31,017 BUILDING NEXT WEEK 865 00:22:29,023 --> 00:22:31,017 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 866 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:35,028 "FARGO." 867 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:35,028 THIS IS -- I'VE BEEN -- I'VE 868 00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:40,019 BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THIS. 869 00:22:35,028 --> 00:22:40,019 PREMIERES SUNDAY AT 9:00 ON FX 870 00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:43,025 YOU LOOK GREAT IN THIS 871 00:22:40,019 --> 00:22:43,025 THIS IS GOING TO CRUSH 872 00:22:43,025 --> 00:22:45,010 I ALREADY KNOW IT. 873 00:22:43,025 --> 00:22:45,010 YOU LOOK FANTASTIC 874 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:52,001 HOW DO YOU DESCRIBE THE SEASON 875 00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:52,001 >> THANK YOU 876 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:53,010 THIS IS A VERY AMBITIOUS 877 00:22:52,001 --> 00:22:53,010 SEASON 878 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:56,015 IT IS -- I MEAN, I'LL EXPLAIN 879 00:22:53,010 --> 00:22:56,015 MY CHARACTER 880 00:22:56,015 --> 00:23:00,000 I'M A GANGSTER 881 00:22:56,015 --> 00:23:00,000 I PLAY A GUY NAMED LOY 882 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,002 LOY, WEIRD NAME. 883 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,002 >> Jimmy: YEAH 884 00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,008 >> CANNON. 885 00:23:02,002 --> 00:23:05,008 AND HE'S A GANGSTER BUT HE'S 886 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,013 ALSO A BUSINESSMAN 887 00:23:05,008 --> 00:23:07,013 HE'S ALSO KIND OF AN 888 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:11,004 ENTREPRENEUR 889 00:23:07,013 --> 00:23:11,004 AND HE'S, YOU KNOW, HE'S FROM 890 00:23:11,004 --> 00:23:14,010 KANSAS CITY IN THE '50s. 891 00:23:11,004 --> 00:23:14,010 SO HE'S JUST LIKE THIS 892 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,016 BRILLIANT BLACK GUY LIVING IN 893 00:23:14,010 --> 00:23:15,016 A WORLD THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST 894 00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:21,009 HIM. 895 00:23:15,016 --> 00:23:21,009 AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S -- YOU 896 00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:24,004 KNOW, HIS STRUGGLE -- THERE'S 897 00:23:21,009 --> 00:23:24,004 A LOT OF OTHER THINGS GOING ON, 898 00:23:24,004 --> 00:23:27,017 BUT THAT'S MY CHARACTER. 899 00:23:24,004 --> 00:23:27,017 YOU SEE HOW I NAVIGATE THIS 900 00:23:27,017 --> 00:23:30,015 THING, YOU KNOW. 901 00:23:27,017 --> 00:23:30,015 AND I'M ALSO A FATHER AND 902 00:23:30,015 --> 00:23:34,026 A HUSBAND. 903 00:23:30,015 --> 00:23:34,026 SO IT'S -- YOU KNOW, 904 00:23:34,026 --> 00:23:38,017 "SOPRANOS-ISH," I'LL SAY 905 00:23:34,026 --> 00:23:38,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU SAID 906 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,013 SOMEWHERE THAT IT'S THE BEST 907 00:23:38,017 --> 00:23:41,013 ROLE YOU'VE EVER HAD 908 00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,029 >> OH, YEAH, IT'S THE BEST 909 00:23:41,013 --> 00:23:42,029 ROLE 910 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:45,014 I MEAN, YOU KNOW, COMPARE THAT 911 00:23:42,029 --> 00:23:45,014 AND "POOTIE TANG." 912 00:23:45,014 --> 00:23:47,010 BUT YOU KNOW 913 00:23:45,014 --> 00:23:47,010 EVERYTHING CAN'T BE -- 914 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,024 >> Jimmy: BUT IT LOOKS - 915 00:23:47,010 --> 00:23:48,024 >> BUT DEEJAY IN "POOTIE TANG" 916 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:54,016 WAS PRETTY GOOD PART, MAN. 917 00:23:48,024 --> 00:23:54,016 >> Jimmy: NOT BAD. 918 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,020 >> BUT - 919 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,020 >> Jimmy: I HEARD THE 920 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,029 CREATORS - 921 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,029 >> THE CORNSTALK THAT I PLAYED 922 00:23:56,029 --> 00:24:01,020 IN "POOTIE TANG" IS AMAZING. 923 00:23:56,029 --> 00:24:01,020 [ LAUGHTER ] 924 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,022 >> Jimmy: DON'T KNOCK "POOTIE 925 00:24:01,020 --> 00:24:02,022 TANG." 926 00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:05,014 I LOVED IT, MAN. 927 00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:05,014 >> I -- YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 928 00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:07,004 I TALKED TO KANYE THE OTHER 929 00:24:05,014 --> 00:24:07,004 DAY. 930 00:24:07,004 --> 00:24:08,010 JUST IN THE -- OUT OF THE BLUE 931 00:24:07,004 --> 00:24:08,010 SKY HE'S LIKE, "'POOTIE 932 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,012 TANG'S'" THE MOST IMPORTANT 933 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:09,012 MOVIE OF THE LAST -- OF 934 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:17,011 THE 20th CENTURY," RIGHT 935 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:17,011 HE WAS BREAKING IT DOWN, RIGHT 936 00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:21,006 HE KNEW "POOTIE TANG" WAY 937 00:24:17,011 --> 00:24:21,006 BETTER THAN ME 938 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:24,008 >> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT, MAN 939 00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:24,008 BUT THIS ONE, THIS - 940 00:24:24,008 --> 00:24:26,023 >> KANYE LIKED "POOTIE TANG. 941 00:24:24,008 --> 00:24:26,023 >> Jimmy: NOAH HAWLEY, THE 942 00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:29,016 CREATOR, HAD YOU IN MIND 943 00:24:26,023 --> 00:24:29,016 BEFORE -- BEFORE THERE WAS EVEN 944 00:24:29,016 --> 00:24:34,020 A SCRIPT 945 00:24:29,016 --> 00:24:34,020 THAT HAD TO FEEL GOOD. 946 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:38,018 >> THAT FELT REALLY GOOD 947 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:38,018 YEAH, HE CALLED ME 948 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:42,000 HE WANTED TO HAVE A MEETING. 949 00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:42,000 I THOUGHT, "I DON'T KNOW." 950 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,025 I MEAN, I LOVED THE SHOW, SO I 951 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:44,025 SHOWED UP AT THE MEETING 952 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,024 BUT I THOUGHT, GOING TO ASK ME 953 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,024 TO LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOST HIS 954 00:24:46,024 --> 00:24:48,000 WIFE'S CHARITY EVENT OR 955 00:24:46,024 --> 00:24:48,000 SOMETHING, YOU KNOW. 956 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,025 [ LAUGHTER ] 957 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,025 I'M SURE YOU GET A LOT OF THOSE 958 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:53,007 REQUESTS ALSO. 959 00:24:49,025 --> 00:24:53,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU GO, 960 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:56,028 "SCORSESE, YOU WANT ME TO BE IN 961 00:24:53,007 --> 00:24:56,028 THE MOVIE? 962 00:24:56,028 --> 00:25:00,001 HE'S LIKE, "YEAH 963 00:24:56,028 --> 00:25:00,001 >> "NAH, I'M DOING A LITTLE 964 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:05,028 THING, TRYING TO RAISE MONEY TO 965 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:05,028 RESURRECT A BOAT." 966 00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:08,007 >> Jimmy: YEAH 967 00:25:05,028 --> 00:25:08,007 >> "AND WE THINK YOU'LL BE A 968 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,019 A GOOD HOST. 969 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,019 >> Jimmy: MM-HMM 970 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:11,025 >> OKAY. 971 00:25:10,019 --> 00:25:11,025 >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT HE WANTED 972 00:25:11,025 --> 00:25:13,014 YOU FOR THIS 973 00:25:11,025 --> 00:25:13,014 AND YOU -- HE WROTE THIS FOR 974 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:14,022 YOU? 975 00:25:13,014 --> 00:25:14,022 >> HE WANTED -- HE ABSOLUTELY 976 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:18,005 WANTED ME FOR THIS 977 00:25:14,022 --> 00:25:18,005 AND YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD THING 978 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:21,020 WAS, I GOT THE OFFER LIKE 979 00:25:18,005 --> 00:25:21,020 A YEAR BEFORE WE STARTED 980 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,022 FILMING. 981 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:24,022 SO I'M LIKE SUCH A SCAREDY CAT, 982 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,003 I KEPT THINKING I WAS GOING TO 983 00:25:24,022 --> 00:25:28,003 GET A CALL THAT, YOU KNOW, 984 00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:31,011 "HEY, I BUMPED INTO DON CHEADLE 985 00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:31,011 AT A PARTY 986 00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:36,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 987 00:25:31,011 --> 00:25:36,000 AND HEY, I'M SORRY, CHRIS. 988 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,009 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU 989 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,009 ABOUT THIS PARTY I'M DOING 990 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,018 >> "I SAW CHIWETEL AT WHOLE 991 00:25:38,009 --> 00:25:39,018 FOODS. 992 00:25:39,018 --> 00:25:47,017 HEY, YOU KNOW, WHAT CAN I SAY? 993 00:25:39,018 --> 00:25:47,017 >> Jimmy: HEY, CHRIS, I WANT TO 994 00:25:47,017 --> 00:25:51,009 SHOW A CLIP OF "FARGO. 995 00:25:51,009 --> 00:25:55,006 HERE'S CHRIS ROCK IN SEASON 996 00:25:51,026 --> 00:25:55,006 FOUR OF "FARGO." 997 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,006 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 998 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:02,023 FOR YOU. 999 00:25:57,022 --> 00:26:02,023 WE GOT AN ALLIANCE 1000 00:26:02,023 --> 00:26:03,029 AND I KNOW YOU THINK PART OF 1001 00:26:02,023 --> 00:26:03,029 BEING AN AMERICAN IS STANDING 1002 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:10,003 ON MY NECK 1003 00:26:03,029 --> 00:26:10,003 BUT I SEE THE WINDOW SIGNS 1004 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:14,027 "NO COLORED. 1005 00:26:10,003 --> 00:26:14,027 "NO ITALIANS." 1006 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:25,002 SO WE'RE BOTH IN THE GUTTER 1007 00:26:14,027 --> 00:26:25,002 TOGETHER, LIKE IT OR NOT 1008 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:27,021 >> Jimmy: MY THANKS TO CHRIS - 1009 00:26:25,002 --> 00:26:27,021 WHAT'S THAT? 1010 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,022 >> BEFORE WE GET OFF THE AIR, 1011 00:26:27,021 --> 00:26:28,022 WE HAVE TO SAY, "HI, 1012 00:26:28,022 --> 00:26:33,024 BARRY SOBEL. 1013 00:26:28,022 --> 00:26:33,024 [ LAUGHTER ] 1014 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,020 >> Jimmy: BARRY, WE LOVE YOU, 1015 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,020 BARRY SOBEL. 1016 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:38,005 MY THANKS TO CHRIS ROCK. 1017 00:26:35,020 --> 00:26:38,005 >> WE LOVE YOU 1018 00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:39,008 >> Jimmy: THE ONE AND ONLY 1019 00:26:38,005 --> 00:26:39,008 "FARGO" PREMIERES SUNDAY AT 1020 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:42,017 9:00 P.M 1021 00:26:39,008 --> 00:26:42,017 YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE 1022 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:46,015 ON FX. 1023 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:46,015 JONATHAN MAJORS JOINS US AFTER 1024 00:26:46,015 --> 00:26:48,011 THE BREAK. 1025 00:26:46,015 --> 00:26:48,011 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. 1026 00:26:48,011 --> 00:27:08,016 ♪ 1027 00:26:48,011 --> 00:27:08,016 ♪ 1028 00:27:08,016 --> 00:27:10,011 >> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A 1029 00:27:08,016 --> 00:27:10,011 A VERY TALENTED ACTOR. 1030 00:27:10,011 --> 00:27:13,029 HE STARS AS ATTICUS FREEMAN IN 1031 00:27:10,011 --> 00:27:13,029 THE HIT SERIES "LOVECRAFT 1032 00:27:13,029 --> 00:27:14,019 COUNTRY" WHICH AIRS SUNDAYS AT 1033 00:27:14,019 --> 00:27:21,012 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND IS 1034 00:27:18,002 --> 00:27:21,012 AVAILABLE TO STREAM ON HBO MAX 1035 00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:21,012 HERE IS JONATHAN MAJORS! 1036 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:25,018 >> Jimmy: JONATHAN, WELCOME. 1037 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:25,018 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING 1038 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,017 HERE 1039 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:27,017 THIS IS YOUR LATE-NIGHT TALK 1040 00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:32,011 SHOW DEBUT 1041 00:27:27,017 --> 00:27:32,011 JUST HOW YOU ALWAYS PICTURED IT 1042 00:27:32,011 --> 00:27:36,015 HAPPENING, OVER ZOOM 1043 00:27:32,011 --> 00:27:36,015 >> UH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 1044 00:27:36,015 --> 00:27:38,002 NO, IT'S GREAT, MAN. 1045 00:27:36,015 --> 00:27:38,002 I MEAN, I NEVER THOUGHT IT 1046 00:27:38,002 --> 00:27:41,003 WOULD HAPPEN, OR PICTURED IT 1047 00:27:38,002 --> 00:27:41,003 BUT YEAH, IT'S -- I'M GLAD TO 1048 00:27:41,003 --> 00:27:45,014 BE HERE, MAN 1049 00:27:41,003 --> 00:27:45,014 VERY MUCH SO 1050 00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:46,023 >> Jimmy: THERE'S SO MUCH GOING 1051 00:27:45,014 --> 00:27:46,023 ON I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, 1052 00:27:46,023 --> 00:27:48,000 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE IN 1053 00:27:46,023 --> 00:27:48,000 NEW MEXICO FILMING A MOVIE THAT 1054 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:55,000 IS LIKE A WESTERN? 1055 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:55,000 THAT JAY-Z'S PRODUCED? 1056 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 >> YEAH. 1057 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,000 >> Jimmy: CALLED "THE HARDER 1058 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,008 THEY FALL. 1059 00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,008 AND THEN COVID-19 BROKE OUT. 1060 00:27:58,008 --> 00:28:02,006 IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED? 1061 00:27:58,008 --> 00:28:02,006 >> YEAH, WE WERE A DAY FROM -- 1062 00:28:02,006 --> 00:28:05,012 A DAY FROM SHOOTING. 1063 00:28:02,006 --> 00:28:05,012 WE HAD DONE A PRE-SHOOT DAY, 1064 00:28:05,012 --> 00:28:06,020 AND THEN WE SAW THE SUITS COME 1065 00:28:05,012 --> 00:28:06,020 IN OR THE NETFLIX GUYS COME IN, 1066 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,023 ONE-ONE THOUSAND, TWO-ONE 1067 00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:07,023 THOUSAND, THREE-ONE THOUSAND 1068 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:16,005 THEY CALLED US ALL IN. 1069 00:28:07,023 --> 00:28:16,005 WHICH IS NOT THE BEST IDEA, 1070 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,025 WHEN I COME AND THINK OF IT. 1071 00:28:16,005 --> 00:28:17,025 THEY CALL US IN ONE ROOM TO 1072 00:28:17,025 --> 00:28:20,020 TELL US THAT THERE WAS A 1073 00:28:17,025 --> 00:28:20,020 A PANDEMIC AND WE WERE SHUTTING 1074 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:23,007 DOWN 1075 00:28:20,020 --> 00:28:23,007 >> Jimmy: NO, YOU KEEP 1076 00:28:23,007 --> 00:28:26,001 EVERYBODY DISTANT. 1077 00:28:23,007 --> 00:28:26,001 >> BUT IT HAPPENED 1078 00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,022 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1079 00:28:26,001 --> 00:28:27,022 >> YEAH, "STAY WHERE YOU ARE, 1080 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:29,010 STAY WHERE YOU ARE, AND LISTEN 1081 00:28:27,022 --> 00:28:29,010 UP." 1082 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:31,015 >> Jimmy: YOUR CO-STAR IN "THE 1083 00:28:29,010 --> 00:28:31,015 HARDER THEY FALL" IS 1084 00:28:31,015 --> 00:28:35,023 IDRIS ELBA, AKA ONE OF THE 1085 00:28:31,015 --> 00:28:35,023 SEXIEST MEN ALIVE. 1086 00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:38,005 >> CORRECT, YEAH 1087 00:28:35,023 --> 00:28:38,005 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1088 00:28:38,005 --> 00:28:40,001 DID HE HOLD THAT OVER 1089 00:28:38,005 --> 00:28:40,001 EVERYONE'S HEAD? 1090 00:28:40,001 --> 00:28:42,016 DOES HE WALK AROUND WITH A 1091 00:28:40,001 --> 00:28:42,016 A "PEOPLE" MAGAZINE, SHOWING 1092 00:28:42,016 --> 00:28:44,025 EVERYBODY? 1093 00:28:42,016 --> 00:28:44,025 >> NO, THE THING ABOUT DRIS IS 1094 00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:51,015 HE IS A VERY, VERY, VERY SWEET 1095 00:28:44,025 --> 00:28:51,015 MAN. 1096 00:28:51,015 --> 00:28:53,004 YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST SO GENTLE. 1097 00:28:51,015 --> 00:28:53,004 AND LIKE IT'S ALMOST LIKE -- 1098 00:28:53,004 --> 00:28:54,007 WHEN YOU SEE HIM YOU GO, 1099 00:28:53,004 --> 00:28:54,007 "THERE'S NO NEED FOR YOU TO 1100 00:28:54,007 --> 00:28:55,012 TELL US THAT, BECAUSE WE CAN 1101 00:28:54,007 --> 00:28:55,012 SEE YOU ARE THE SEXIEST MAN 1102 00:28:55,012 --> 00:29:00,013 ALIVE. 1103 00:28:55,012 --> 00:29:00,013 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YEAH, WE 1104 00:29:00,013 --> 00:29:03,016 ALREADY KNOW 1105 00:29:00,013 --> 00:29:03,016 >> YOU KNOW, HE'S LIKE "OH, 1106 00:29:03,016 --> 00:29:07,021 YEAH, OF COURSE, YEAH, YEAH. 1107 00:29:03,016 --> 00:29:07,021 >> Jimmy: I THOUGHT YOU WERE 1108 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:11,002 GOING TO HOLD UP -- BECAUSE YOU 1109 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:11,002 CAN SHOW HIM THAT YOU'RE COMING 1110 00:29:11,002 --> 00:29:12,015 FOR HIM BECAUSE YOU'RE ON THE 1111 00:29:11,002 --> 00:29:12,015 COVER OF OCTOBER ISSUE OF "GQ. 1112 00:29:12,015 --> 00:29:14,010 >> YEAH, WOW, MAN. 1113 00:29:12,015 --> 00:29:14,010 >> Jimmy: I MEAN, COME ON! 1114 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,026 >> YEAH. 1115 00:29:14,010 --> 00:29:16,026 >> Jimmy: THAT'S AWESOME 1116 00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,001 >> YEAH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 1117 00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:19,001 >> Jimmy: CONGRATS, BUDDY. 1118 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:21,013 >> THANK YOU, BRO. 1119 00:29:19,001 --> 00:29:21,013 THANK YOU. 1120 00:29:21,013 --> 00:29:22,017 >> Jimmy: CAN YOU THINK BACK 1121 00:29:21,013 --> 00:29:22,017 20 YEARS AGO WHEN YOU WERE A 1122 00:29:22,017 --> 00:29:23,016 A KID? 1123 00:29:22,017 --> 00:29:23,016 DID YOU EVER THINK ONE DAY 1124 00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:27,000 YOU'D BE ON THE COVER OF "GQ"? 1125 00:29:23,016 --> 00:29:27,000 >> YOU KNOW -- I'LL TELL YOU 1126 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,007 THE TRUTH, I DID THINK SO, BUT 1127 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:28,007 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BECAUSE I 1128 00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:29,009 WAS A BASKETBALL STAR. 1129 00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:29,009 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE 1130 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:33,015 A POINT GUARD. 1131 00:29:29,009 --> 00:29:33,015 >> Jimmy: REALLY 1132 00:29:33,015 --> 00:29:34,024 >> PLAYING IN THE NBA, YEAH. 1133 00:29:33,015 --> 00:29:34,024 THAT WAS LIKE -- 1134 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:38,025 THAT WAS LIKE THE PLAN 1135 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:38,025 AND THEN MY UNCLE, WHO WAS 1136 00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:44,002 PROBABLY MY CLOSEST MENTOR TO 1137 00:29:38,025 --> 00:29:44,002 THIS DAY -- I WAS ABOUT 1138 00:29:44,002 --> 00:29:46,021 14 YEARS OLD 1139 00:29:44,002 --> 00:29:46,021 I WAS PLAYING BALL 1140 00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:48,019 AND HE CAME TO THE GAME, MAN 1141 00:29:46,021 --> 00:29:48,019 I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, UNCLE 1142 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:51,019 CHUCK'S COMING TO THE GAME, I 1143 00:29:48,019 --> 00:29:51,019 GOT TO CLOWN 1144 00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:53,014 I GOT TO DO MY THING." 1145 00:29:51,019 --> 00:29:53,014 AND I PLAYED MY ASS OFF, MAN 1146 00:29:53,014 --> 00:29:56,016 AND AT THE END OF THE GAME, HE 1147 00:29:53,014 --> 00:29:56,016 PULLED ME TO THE SIDE. 1148 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:59,005 I WAS IN HIS TRUCK 1149 00:29:56,016 --> 00:29:59,005 AND HE SAID, "NEPHEW, I GOT 1150 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:01,000 SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1151 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:01,000 I'M LIKE, "WHAT? 1152 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,020 TELL, WHAT WAS IT? 1153 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,020 WHAT WAS IT? 1154 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:04,026 WHAT'D YOU LIKE? 1155 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:04,026 WHAT'D YOU LIKE? 1156 00:30:04,026 --> 00:30:06,005 HE SAID, "I DON'T THINK THIS 1157 00:30:04,026 --> 00:30:06,005 BASKETBALL THING IS GOING TO 1158 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,010 WORK OUT." 1159 00:30:06,005 --> 00:30:09,010 >> Jimmy: AWW. 1160 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:10,013 >> "I DON'T THINK IT'S FOR 1161 00:30:09,010 --> 00:30:10,013 YOU. 1162 00:30:10,013 --> 00:30:12,005 >> Jimmy: NO 1163 00:30:10,013 --> 00:30:12,005 >> AND I GO -- YEAH. 1164 00:30:12,005 --> 00:30:14,024 I GO -- I GO, "WHAT? 1165 00:30:12,005 --> 00:30:14,024 WE DIDN'T TALK FOR PROBABLY -- 1166 00:30:14,024 --> 00:30:19,028 PROBABLY SIX MONTHS. 1167 00:30:14,024 --> 00:30:19,028 I AIN'T TALKED TO MY UNCLE 1168 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:22,023 AND MIND YOU, I'M 6 FEET TALL. 1169 00:30:19,028 --> 00:30:22,023 MY UNCLE'S ABOUT 6'5" AND JUST 1170 00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:28,021 A BRILLIANT ATHLETE. 1171 00:30:22,023 --> 00:30:28,021 >> Jimmy: SO HE KNOWS HOW TO 1172 00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:29,020 PLAY 1173 00:30:28,021 --> 00:30:29,020 >> AND SO HE SAYS IT, I GO, 1174 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:32,025 "OKAY, COOL. 1175 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:32,025 AND THEN THAT KIND OF PUT ME ON 1176 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:35,008 THE TRACK, THOUGH. 1177 00:30:32,025 --> 00:30:35,008 YOU KNOW, THAT'S A HARD NO 1178 00:30:35,008 --> 00:30:37,027 YOU KNOW 1179 00:30:35,008 --> 00:30:37,027 >> Jimmy: I WOULD HAVE -- I 1180 00:30:37,027 --> 00:30:40,005 WOULD HAVE STARTED TO BREAK 1181 00:30:37,027 --> 00:30:40,005 DOWN CRYING RIGHT THERE. 1182 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,001 I WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE - 1183 00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:42,001 >> OH, THAT HAPPENED 1184 00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:43,020 THAT ABSOLUTELY HAPPENED 1185 00:30:42,001 --> 00:30:43,020 IN HIS CHEVROLET 1186 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:47,018 IN HIS WHITE CHEVROLET TRUCK 1187 00:30:43,020 --> 00:30:47,018 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1188 00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,017 AND THEN YOU THOUGHT, "OH, 1189 00:30:47,018 --> 00:30:49,017 ACTING IS WHAT I WANT TO DO? 1190 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:54,018 >> I WAS -- I WAS KIND OF 1191 00:30:49,017 --> 00:30:54,018 ALREADY IN IT. 1192 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,024 I WAS KIND OF ALREADY -- THINGS 1193 00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,024 HAD HAPPENED IN SCHOOL, YOU 1194 00:30:55,024 --> 00:31:00,001 KNOW 1195 00:30:55,024 --> 00:31:00,001 TROUBLE AND ALL THAT STUFF 1196 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,008 IT KIND OF PUT ME ON THAT PATH, 1197 00:31:00,001 --> 00:31:01,008 AND I WAS GETTING INTO IT AT 1198 00:31:01,008 --> 00:31:07,001 THAT POINT 1199 00:31:01,008 --> 00:31:07,001 BUT THEN -- IT WAS KIND OF LIKE 1200 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,017 A TURBO BOOST WHEN UNCLE CHUCK 1201 00:31:07,001 --> 00:31:08,017 WAS LIKE, "NAH, NEPHEW." 1202 00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:10,027 YOU KNOW 1203 00:31:08,017 --> 00:31:10,027 AND IT WAS SO SOBER. 1204 00:31:10,027 --> 00:31:13,002 THAT'S THE THING 1205 00:31:10,027 --> 00:31:13,002 IT WAS SO SOBER. 1206 00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:14,025 I WAS LIKE, "OKAY. 1207 00:31:13,002 --> 00:31:14,025 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1208 00:31:14,025 --> 00:31:16,024 >> "ALL RIGHT, THEN. 1209 00:31:14,025 --> 00:31:16,024 >> Jimmy: WOW, THAT WAS -- 1210 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:18,019 >> YEAH. 1211 00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:18,019 >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU REALLY SAID 1212 00:31:18,019 --> 00:31:20,005 THAT 1213 00:31:18,019 --> 00:31:20,005 OH MY GOSH 1214 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,026 >> YEAH, YEAH. 1215 00:31:20,005 --> 00:31:21,026 >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T BREAK IT 1216 00:31:21,026 --> 00:31:23,002 DOWN LIKE, I'M A LITTLE KID. 1217 00:31:21,026 --> 00:31:23,002 YOU'RE LIKE, "IT'S OVER, DUDE, 1218 00:31:23,002 --> 00:31:24,003 YEAH." 1219 00:31:23,002 --> 00:31:24,003 PUT YOUR ENERGY -- 1220 00:31:24,003 --> 00:31:25,019 >> "IT'S NOT FOR YOU." 1221 00:31:24,003 --> 00:31:25,019 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID. 1222 00:31:25,019 --> 00:31:27,018 "IT'S NOT FOR YOU. 1223 00:31:25,019 --> 00:31:27,018 AND I SAID, "OKAY. 1224 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,024 >> Jimmy: WOW. 1225 00:31:27,018 --> 00:31:28,024 >> YEAH. 1226 00:31:28,024 --> 00:31:30,016 >> Jimmy: ACTUALLY WORKED OUT. 1227 00:31:28,024 --> 00:31:30,016 IT WORKED OUT, MAN 1228 00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:32,012 WOW. 1229 00:31:30,016 --> 00:31:32,012 I MEAN - 1230 00:31:32,012 --> 00:31:35,007 >> HE STILL GOT ON THE COVER OF 1231 00:31:32,012 --> 00:31:35,007 GQ, UNCLE CHUCK. 1232 00:31:35,007 --> 00:31:37,019 IT STILL HAPPENED. 1233 00:31:35,007 --> 00:31:37,019 >> Jimmy: IT STILL HAPPENED. 1234 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:39,012 YOU CAN'T STOP 1235 00:31:37,019 --> 00:31:39,012 YOU CAN'T STOP A TRAIN, YEAH 1236 00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:40,028 NO, NO, NO 1237 00:31:39,012 --> 00:31:40,028 >> YEAH. 1238 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:42,021 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT 1239 00:31:40,028 --> 00:31:42,021 "LOVECRAFT COUNTRY." 1240 00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:45,029 >> DEFINITELY. 1241 00:31:42,021 --> 00:31:45,029 >> Jimmy: BUT FIRST, THERE'S A 1242 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:48,009 A RUMOR OUT THERE I WANT TO ASK 1243 00:31:45,029 --> 00:31:48,009 YOU ABOUT. 1244 00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:49,015 IT WAS REPORTED, I THINK IT WAS 1245 00:31:48,009 --> 00:31:49,015 LAST WEEK, THAT YOU MIGHT BE 1246 00:31:49,015 --> 00:31:55,008 JOINING THE MARVEL CINEMATIC 1247 00:31:49,015 --> 00:31:55,008 UNIVERSE AS KANG THE CONQUEROR 1248 00:31:55,008 --> 00:31:58,029 YOU TELL ME IF THIS IS TRUE, 1249 00:31:55,008 --> 00:31:58,029 RIGHT? 1250 00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:00,015 THERE'S NO ONE HERE IN THE 1251 00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:00,015 STUDIO 1252 00:32:00,015 --> 00:32:02,024 IT'S JUST US 1253 00:32:00,015 --> 00:32:02,024 >> IT'S JUST YOU AND ME? 1254 00:32:02,024 --> 00:32:04,009 >> Jimmy: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 1255 00:32:02,024 --> 00:32:04,009 >> MAN, I HEARD THE SAME THING, 1256 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:08,027 BRO. 1257 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:08,027 I HEARD THE SAME THING 1258 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,023 IT WAS LIKE, "WHAT 1259 00:32:08,027 --> 00:32:10,023 WHAT 1260 00:32:10,023 --> 00:32:14,001 WHAT?" 1261 00:32:10,023 --> 00:32:14,001 SO -- YOU KNOW 1262 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,008 WE -- WE APPARENTLY HAVE THE 1263 00:32:14,001 --> 00:32:16,008 SAME SOURCE BECAUSE I HEARD IT 1264 00:32:16,008 --> 00:32:20,006 TOO. 1265 00:32:16,008 --> 00:32:20,006 >> Jimmy: GOD. 1266 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:23,007 I KNEW -- I KNEW I WAS GOING TO 1267 00:32:20,006 --> 00:32:23,007 GET NOTHING. 1268 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:25,003 LET'S TALK ABOUT "LOVECRAFT 1269 00:32:23,007 --> 00:32:25,003 COUNTRY. 1270 00:32:25,003 --> 00:32:27,012 IT'S A BIG HIT 1271 00:32:25,003 --> 00:32:27,012 OH, MY GOSH. 1272 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:30,020 CONGRATS ON THIS 1273 00:32:27,012 --> 00:32:30,020 ALL MY WRITERS LOVE IT 1274 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,025 EVERYONE'S LIKE, "THAT'S THE 1275 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,025 SHOW YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH RIGHT 1276 00:32:31,025 --> 00:32:32,021 NOW. 1277 00:32:31,025 --> 00:32:32,021 FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT, 1278 00:32:32,021 --> 00:32:36,015 HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE IT? 1279 00:32:32,021 --> 00:32:36,015 >> IT'S A STORY ABOUT A FAMILY 1280 00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:37,021 AND A MAN SEARCHING FOR THEIR 1281 00:32:36,015 --> 00:32:37,021 LEGACY DURING A VERY TURBULENT 1282 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:49,022 TIME IN AMERICA. 1283 00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:49,022 RIGHT, IT TAKES PLACE DURING 1284 00:32:49,022 --> 00:32:57,001 THE JIM CROW ERA 1285 00:32:49,022 --> 00:32:57,001 AND THEY MOVE THROUGH THIS 1286 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:58,003 AMERICA AS BLACK PEOPLE 1287 00:32:57,001 --> 00:32:58,003 ATTEMPTING TO STAY SAFE, TO 1288 00:32:58,003 --> 00:33:05,016 GROW AS A FAMILY, AND TO PUSH 1289 00:32:58,003 --> 00:33:05,016 THE LINEAGE FORWARD. 1290 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:12,026 AND CHAOS ENSUES ON SO MANY 1291 00:33:05,016 --> 00:33:12,026 LEVELS, YOU COULDN'T EVEN 1292 00:33:12,026 --> 00:33:15,018 IMAGINE. 1293 00:33:12,026 --> 00:33:15,018 >> Jimmy: YOU'RE GREAT IN THIS 1294 00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:18,026 AS WE SAID, THE SHOW TAKES 1295 00:33:15,018 --> 00:33:18,026 PLACE IN THE '50s, BUT THERE 1296 00:33:18,026 --> 00:33:20,000 ARE A LOT OF THEMES, I WOULD 1297 00:33:18,026 --> 00:33:20,000 SAY, IN "LOVECRAFT COUNTRY" 1298 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,017 THAT FEEL RELEVANT NOW 1299 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,017 >> YEAH. 1300 00:33:25,017 --> 00:33:26,020 >> Jimmy: ESPECIALLY GIVEN THE 1301 00:33:25,017 --> 00:33:26,020 NEWS YESTERDAY OF THE 1302 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:29,011 BREONNA TAYLOR GRAND JURY 1303 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:29,011 DECISION 1304 00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:30,017 DOES IT FEEL EVEN MORE SPECIAL 1305 00:33:29,011 --> 00:33:30,017 TO BE PART OF THIS SHOW WHERE 1306 00:33:30,017 --> 00:33:36,005 WE ARE RIGHT NOW 1307 00:33:30,017 --> 00:33:36,005 >> YOU KNOW, THAT'S A -- THAT'S 1308 00:33:36,005 --> 00:33:39,019 A TOUGH WORD, ISN'T IT 1309 00:33:36,005 --> 00:33:39,019 SPECIAL. 1310 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:43,017 YOU KNOW 1311 00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:43,017 >> Jimmy: YEAH 1312 00:33:43,017 --> 00:33:45,016 >> LIKE IT'S -- BUT IT DOES, IT 1313 00:33:43,017 --> 00:33:45,016 FEELS NOVEL. 1314 00:33:45,016 --> 00:33:50,004 IT FEELS -- THERE'S A CERTAIN 1315 00:33:45,016 --> 00:33:50,004 GRAVITY TO IT. 1316 00:33:50,004 --> 00:33:52,026 I WOULDN'T SAY WEIGHT. 1317 00:33:50,004 --> 00:33:52,026 I'D SAY GRAVITY TO IT. 1318 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:56,015 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN 1319 00:33:52,026 --> 00:33:56,015 AND YOU KNOW, WITH SISTER 1320 00:33:56,015 --> 00:33:58,007 TAYLOR, IT'S HEAVY 1321 00:33:56,015 --> 00:33:58,007 YOU KNOW 1322 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:01,025 'CAUSE YOU LOOK AT OUR SHOW, 1323 00:33:58,007 --> 00:34:01,025 AND KIND OF WHAT I FEEL WE'VE 1324 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:05,007 DONE IS A LOT OF FOLKS SAY, 1325 00:34:01,025 --> 00:34:05,007 "OH, IT'S SO RELEVANT. 1326 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,007 YOU KNOW 1327 00:34:05,007 --> 00:34:07,007 I SAY, "YEAH -- I MEAN, MOST 1328 00:34:07,007 --> 00:34:09,025 THINGS ARE RELEVANT. 1329 00:34:07,007 --> 00:34:09,025 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 1330 00:34:09,025 --> 00:34:11,007 LIKE EVERYBODY'S IN CHARGE OF 1331 00:34:09,025 --> 00:34:11,007 MAKING IT. 1332 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,025 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING 1333 00:34:11,007 --> 00:34:14,025 BUT NOBODY'S A FOOL, YOU KNOW. 1334 00:34:14,025 --> 00:34:17,024 BUT TO MAKE SOMETHING THAT IS 1335 00:34:14,025 --> 00:34:17,024 BOTH RELEVANT AND, IN MY 1336 00:34:17,024 --> 00:34:22,008 OPINION, REVEALING, IS A BIT OF 1337 00:34:17,024 --> 00:34:22,008 A -- BIT OF A HAT TRICK. 1338 00:34:22,008 --> 00:34:23,021 YOU KNOW 1339 00:34:22,008 --> 00:34:23,021 BECAUSE WHAT THE SHOW DOES -- 1340 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:24,027 ONE OF THE THINGS I'VE SAID 1341 00:34:23,021 --> 00:34:24,027 BEFORE, AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, 1342 00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:26,003 IT'S LIKE YOU PUT A BODY CAM ON 1343 00:34:24,027 --> 00:34:26,003 AN ENTIRE CULTURE, YOU KNOW. 1344 00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:38,001 AND THE ADVENT OF THE BODY CAM 1345 00:34:26,003 --> 00:34:38,001 REALLY BLEW EVERYBODY'S MIND 1346 00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:39,005 LIKE, "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T 1347 00:34:38,001 --> 00:34:39,005 BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING THIS 1348 00:34:39,005 --> 00:34:42,025 [ BLEEP ] IS HAPPENING TO 1349 00:34:39,005 --> 00:34:42,025 SO-AND-SO AT THESE STOPS." 1350 00:34:42,025 --> 00:34:46,003 BUT TO PUT A BODY CAM ON AN 1351 00:34:42,025 --> 00:34:46,003 ENTIRE CULTURE FOR JUST A DAY 1352 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,007 IN A LIFE IS SUCH A -- SUCH 1353 00:34:46,003 --> 00:34:47,007 A SPECIAL THING, AS YOU SAY, 1354 00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:52,010 YOU KNOW 1355 00:34:47,007 --> 00:34:52,010 AND THOSE BODY CAMS ARE PUTTING 1356 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:56,024 THEM ON OUR BLACK BODIES, YOU 1357 00:34:52,010 --> 00:34:56,024 KNOW 1358 00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:58,000 AND WE'RE TELLING SOMETHING 1359 00:34:56,024 --> 00:34:58,000 THAT ALLEGEDLY WAS IN THE PAST, 1360 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,005 BUT AS WE CAN SEE, WITH SISTER 1361 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,005 TAYLOR, IS VERY CURRENT, YOU 1362 00:34:59,005 --> 00:35:07,021 KNOW 1363 00:34:59,005 --> 00:35:07,021 AND WE REVEAL THAT, YOU KNOW, 1364 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:12,004 EVERY SUNDAY 1365 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:12,004 SO YEAH, "SPECIAL" IS AN 1366 00:35:12,004 --> 00:35:13,027 INTERESTING WORD 1367 00:35:12,004 --> 00:35:13,027 AND I WOULD SAY IT'S WHAT IT 1368 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:15,025 IS 1369 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:15,025 >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW 1370 00:35:15,025 --> 00:35:17,001 EVERYONE A CLIP. 1371 00:35:17,001 --> 00:35:19,029 HERE'S JONATHAN MAJORS IN 1372 00:35:18,007 --> 00:35:19,029 "LOVECRAFT COUNTRY." 1373 00:35:18,027 --> 00:35:19,029 TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 1374 00:35:21,022 --> 00:35:27,016 ♪ 1375 00:35:21,022 --> 00:35:27,016 >> HER NAME WAS YOUNG-JA 1376 00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:29,019 SHE'S WAS A NURSE. 1377 00:35:27,016 --> 00:35:29,019 YOUR UNIT SHOT SOME OF US AT 1378 00:35:29,019 --> 00:35:32,013 CHECKPOINT THEN DRAGGED HER 1379 00:35:29,019 --> 00:35:32,013 AWAY 1380 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:35,015 ♪ 1381 00:35:32,013 --> 00:35:35,015 >> SHE WAS A COMMUNIST 1382 00:35:35,015 --> 00:35:36,025 SYMPATHIZER. 1383 00:35:35,015 --> 00:35:36,025 >> IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING 1384 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:39,017 YOURSELF 1385 00:35:36,025 --> 00:35:39,017 >> I WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS. 1386 00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:42,003 WHO KNOWS HOW MANY LIVES I'VE 1387 00:35:39,017 --> 00:35:42,003 SAVED BY DOING WHAT I DID? 1388 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:44,005 >> DOES IS HAVE BALANCE, HOW 1389 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:44,005 MANY HAVE YOU TAKEN? 1390 00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:45,021 THE ONES THAT KEEP YOU UP AT 1391 00:35:44,005 --> 00:35:45,021 NIGHT AND SOBBING? 1392 00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:49,002 THERE'S NO BOOK FOR YOU TO 1393 00:35:45,021 --> 00:35:49,002 ESCAPE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. 1394 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:52,014 >> YOU KNEW THIS ENTIRE TIME 1395 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:52,014 BUT DIDN'T SAY A WORD? 1396 00:35:52,014 --> 00:35:55,022 JI, YOU MADE ME CARE FOR YOU 1397 00:35:52,014 --> 00:35:55,022 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 1398 00:35:55,022 --> 00:36:01,009 >> NOTHING IS WRONG WITH ME. 1399 00:35:55,022 --> 00:36:01,009 YOU'RE THE MONSTER 1400 00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:02,028 >> WHY DID YOU AGREE TO GO OUT 1401 00:36:01,009 --> 00:36:02,028 WITH ME, THEN? 1402 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:06,010 >> BECAUSE I WAS GOING TO KILL 1403 00:36:02,028 --> 00:36:06,010 YOU. 1404 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:07,013 >> Jimmy: JONATHAN MAJORS, 1405 00:36:06,010 --> 00:36:07,013 EVERYBODY. 1406 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:08,022 CHECK OUT "LOVECRAFT COUNTRY" 1407 00:36:07,013 --> 00:36:08,022 SUNDAYS AT 9:00 P.M. ON HBO AND 1408 00:36:08,022 --> 00:36:15,003 STREAMING ON HBO MAX 1409 00:36:08,022 --> 00:36:15,003 AND HE'S ON THE COVER, COME ON, 1410 00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:19,011 OF "GQ." 1411 00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:19,011 HEAR THAT, UNCLE CHUCK 1412 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,010 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A 1413 00:36:19,011 --> 00:36:21,010 A PERFORMANCE FROM SASHA SLOAN 1414 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:39,002 STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY! 1415 00:36:21,010 --> 00:36:39,002 ♪ 1416 00:36:39,002 --> 00:36:41,017 >> Jimmy: PERFORMING THE SONG 1417 00:36:39,002 --> 00:36:41,017 "LIE" FROM HER UPCOMING DEBUT 1418 00:36:41,017 --> 00:36:42,002 ALBUM "ONLY CHILD" OUT 1419 00:36:42,002 --> 00:36:50,003 OCTOBER 16th, HERE IS 1420 00:36:42,018 --> 00:36:50,003 SASHA SLOAN. 1421 00:36:47,015 --> 00:36:50,003 [ APPLAUSE ] 1422 00:36:50,024 --> 00:36:53,019 ♪ DON'T SLEEP O 1423 00:36:50,024 --> 00:36:53,019 THE COUCH AGAI 1424 00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:59,012 EVEN THOUGH YOU TOOK I 1425 00:36:53,019 --> 00:36:59,012 FOR THE WEEKEND ♪ 1426 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:01,028 ♪ KISS ME LIK 1427 00:36:59,012 --> 00:37:01,028 YOU WANNA STAY 1428 00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:07,015 EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 1429 00:37:01,028 --> 00:37:07,015 THINKING ABOUT LEAVING ♪ 1430 00:37:07,015 --> 00:37:10,017 ♪ PLEASE JUST FAKE IT 1431 00:37:07,015 --> 00:37:10,017 BUT TURN TO LOOK 1432 00:37:10,017 --> 00:37:12,009 WHEN I MAKE IT ♪ 1433 00:37:10,017 --> 00:37:12,009 ♪ DON'T BE HONEST 1434 00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:16,015 PROMISE ME THA 1435 00:37:12,009 --> 00:37:16,015 YOU WANT THIS ♪ 1436 00:37:16,015 --> 00:37:20,029 ♪ SAY YOU'RE LUCK 1437 00:37:16,015 --> 00:37:20,029 SAY YOU'RE LUCKY TO LOVE M 1438 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:27,002 LIKE YOU USED TO 1439 00:37:20,029 --> 00:37:27,002 EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE ♪ 1440 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,027 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIE, LI 1441 00:37:27,002 --> 00:37:30,027 LIE TO MY FACE ♪ 1442 00:37:30,027 --> 00:37:36,014 ♪ I WANT YOU TO PUT YOU 1443 00:37:30,027 --> 00:37:36,014 HANDS ON MY WAIST ♪ 1444 00:37:36,014 --> 00:37:41,002 ♪ CAN WE JUST DANCE 'TI 1445 00:37:36,014 --> 00:37:41,002 THE SKY'S AWAK 1446 00:37:41,002 --> 00:37:44,026 CAUSE I REALLY CAN'T GET 1447 00:37:41,002 --> 00:37:44,026 MY HEART BROKEN TONIGHT ♪ 1448 00:37:44,026 --> 00:37:47,012 ♪ I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME 1449 00:37:44,026 --> 00:37:47,012 THERE'S A FUTURE HER 1450 00:37:47,012 --> 00:37:54,025 EVEN IF WE'VE NEVE 1451 00:37:47,012 --> 00:37:54,025 REALLY SEEN IT ♪ 1452 00:37:54,025 --> 00:37:57,001 ♪ TELL ME WHEN YOU CLOS 1453 00:37:54,025 --> 00:37:57,001 YOUR EYES, I'M ALL YOU SEE 1454 00:37:57,001 --> 00:38:04,001 EVEN IF YOU'RE 1455 00:37:57,001 --> 00:38:04,001 NOT DREAMING ♪ 1456 00:38:04,001 --> 00:38:05,020 ♪ PLEASE JUST FAKE IT 1457 00:38:04,001 --> 00:38:05,020 BUT TURN TO LOOK 1458 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:09,008 WHEN I MAKE IT ♪ 1459 00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:09,008 ♪ DON'T BE HONEST 1460 00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:11,010 PROMISE ME THA 1461 00:38:09,008 --> 00:38:11,010 YOU WANT THIS ♪ 1462 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:16,017 ♪ SAY YOU'RE LUCK 1463 00:38:11,010 --> 00:38:16,017 SAY YOU'RE LUCKY TO LOVE M 1464 00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:22,002 LIKE YOU USED TO 1465 00:38:16,017 --> 00:38:22,002 EVEN IF IT ISN'T TRUE ♪ 1466 00:38:22,002 --> 00:38:26,023 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIE, LI 1467 00:38:22,002 --> 00:38:26,023 LIE TO MY FACE ♪ 1468 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:31,004 ♪ I WANT YOU TO PUT YOU 1469 00:38:26,023 --> 00:38:31,004 HANDS ON MY WAIST ♪ 1470 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:35,022 ♪ CAN WE JUST DANCE 'TI 1471 00:38:31,004 --> 00:38:35,022 THE SKY'S AWAK 1472 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:40,016 CAUSE I REALLY CAN'T GET 1473 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:40,016 MY HEART BROKEN TONIGHT ♪ 1474 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:47,016 ♪ I WANT YOU TO TOUCH M 1475 00:38:40,016 --> 00:38:47,016 LIKE YOU DID IN THE BEGINNIN 1476 00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:52,006 BABY, JUST GIVE ME 1477 00:38:47,016 --> 00:38:52,006 ANOTHER DAY ♪ 1478 00:38:52,006 --> 00:38:57,005 ♪ TOUCH ME LIKE THERE ISN'T 1479 00:38:52,006 --> 00:38:57,005 SOMETHING MISSIN 1480 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,027 'CAUSE EVEN IF 1481 00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:58,027 YOU DON'T STAY ♪ 1482 00:38:58,027 --> 00:39:03,015 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIE, LI 1483 00:38:58,027 --> 00:39:03,015 LIE TO MY FACE 1484 00:39:03,015 --> 00:39:08,012 I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR 1485 00:39:03,015 --> 00:39:08,012 HANDS ON MY WAIST ♪ 1486 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:12,010 ♪ CAN WE JUST DANCE 'TI 1487 00:39:08,012 --> 00:39:12,010 THE SKY'S AWAK 1488 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:17,008 'CAUSE I REALLY CAN'T GE 1489 00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:17,008 MY HEART BROKEN TONIGHT ♪ 1490 00:39:17,008 --> 00:39:22,005 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIE, LI 1491 00:39:17,008 --> 00:39:22,005 LIE TO MY FACE ♪ 1492 00:39:22,005 --> 00:39:26,006 ♪ I WANT YOU TO PUT YOU 1493 00:39:22,005 --> 00:39:26,006 HANDS ON MY WAIST ♪ 1494 00:39:26,006 --> 00:39:32,014 ♪ CAN WE JUST DANCE 'TI 1495 00:39:26,006 --> 00:39:32,014 THE SKY'S AWAKE ♪ 1496 00:39:32,014 --> 00:39:35,022 ♪ CAUSE I REALLY CAN'T GE 1497 00:39:32,014 --> 00:39:35,022 MY HEART BROKEN TONIGHT ♪ 1498 00:39:35,022 --> 00:39:42,028 ♪ I WANT YOU TO TOUCH M 1499 00:39:35,022 --> 00:39:42,028 LIKE YOU DID IN THE BEGINNIN 1500 00:39:42,028 --> 00:39:46,020 BABY, JUST GIVE ME 1501 00:39:42,028 --> 00:39:46,020 ANOTHER DAY ♪ 1502 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:49,012 ♪ HMM, HMM ♪ 1503 00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:49,012 ♪ TOUCH ME LIKE THERE ISN'T 1504 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:53,003 SOMETHING MISSING ♪ 1505 00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:53,003 ♪ 'CAUSE EVEN I 1506 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:55,019 YOU DON'T STAY 1507 00:39:53,003 --> 00:39:55,019 I WANT YOU TO ♪ 1508 00:39:55,019 --> 00:40:05,014 ♪ OH-OH, OH-OH, OH-OH ♪ 1509 00:39:55,019 --> 00:40:05,014 ♪ I WANT YOU TO LIE ♪ 1510 00:40:05,014 --> 00:40:14,013 ♪ 1511 00:40:05,014 --> 00:40:14,013 [ APPLAUSE ] 1512 00:40:14,013 --> 00:40:16,005 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU TO 1513 00:40:14,013 --> 00:40:16,005 SASHA SLOAN. 1514 00:40:16,005 --> 00:40:17,028 MORE "TONIGHT SHOW" WHEN WE 1515 00:40:16,005 --> 00:40:17,028 COME BACK. 1516 00:40:17,028 --> 00:40:31,023 ♪ 1517 00:40:17,028 --> 00:40:31,023 >> Jimmy: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1518 00:40:31,023 --> 00:40:33,005 WATCHING 1519 00:40:31,023 --> 00:40:33,005 STAY SAFE OUT THERE. 1520 00:40:33,005 --> 00:40:34,027 WASH YOUR HANDS. 1521 00:40:33,005 --> 00:40:34,027 DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE. 1522 00:40:34,027 --> 00:40:37,017 STAY TUNED FOR "LATE NIGHT WITH 1523 00:40:34,027 --> 00:40:37,017 SETH MEYERS. 1524 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:39,025 GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY 1525 00:40:37,017 --> 00:40:39,025 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1526 00:40:39,025 --> 00:40:42,017 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE 1527 00:40:39,025 --> 00:40:42,017 WE GOT THIS. 1528 00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:55,007 ♪ 1529 00:40:42,017 --> 00:40:55,007 ♪ 93793

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