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♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW, OOH

♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH THE LATE LATE SHOW

♪ OH, OH IT'S THE LATE LATE SHOW ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ >> Reggie: AIGHT.

♪ AIGHT.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: GOOD EVENING, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE, LATE SHOW," I HOPE ARE

YOU OKAY OUT THERE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY, WE HAVE ANOTHER EXTRA

SPECIAL SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

IT IS NIGHT THREE OF ALLIES ALICIA KEYS WEEK, OR AS I AM

CALLING IT, I'M CALLING IT NIGHT THREECIA, ALICIA THREE, GOING TO

GO WITH THAT.

BUT SHE IS REALLY DOING IT ALL.

ALICIA, SHE IS PERFORMING.

EVERY NIGHT SHE SAT DOWN FOR A CHAT.

THIS AFTERNOON I CAME IN AND SHE WAS WORKING WITH THE LIGHTING

DIRECTOR AND WRANG WILLK THE CABLES.

BUT IF YOU MISSED IT, IF YOU MISSED IT ALICIA HAS BEEN

PERFORMING OUT IN OUR PARKING LOT ALL WEEK LONG.

IT HAS BEEN AMAZING.

TONIGHT SHE WILL BE JOINED BY THE INCREDIBLE BEBE REXHA FOR

ANOTHER LIVE PERFORMANCE.

THEY'RE GETTING READY OUTSIDE FOR THAT.

PLEASE DON'T MISS IT.

ALSO ON THE SHOW, SHARON STONE IS GOING TO BE HERE, SO STICK

AROUND FOR THAT.

BUT FIRST ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER TRUMP RALLY.

THIS ONE IN PENNSYLVANIA.

AND HE GOT OFF TRACK WHILE TALKING ABOUT VY LENS PROTECT

ARES AND IT ALL GOT A BIT SURREAL, HAVE A LOOK.

>> THESE PEOPLE FROM CNN AND OTHER PLACES, THESE ARE FRIEND

LEAVE PROTESTS.

IT IS LOVELY, AS HE IS GETTING ROCKS AND CANS OF TUNA FISH,

THEY GO OUT AND BUY TUNA FISH AND SOUP, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT,

GOYA, I HOPE, GOYA, HE'S GREAT, ISN'T IT?

GOOD JOB.

THEY GO OUT AND BUY GOYA BECAUSE THEY THROW IT, THEY THROW IT.

IT IS THE PERFECT WEIGHT, TUNA FISH, IT CAN REALLY RIP IT AND

THAT HITS YOU.

IT'S TRUE.

BUMBLE BEE BRAND TUNA.

>> James: WHAT IS GOING-- WE HAVE GONE FROM YES WE CAN TO RIP

'EM WITH A TUNA CAN. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS, DURING YOUR

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, YOU KNOW, YOU GET ALL THE CANDIDATES JUST

WANT TO TALK ABOUT THROWING DIFFERENT BRANDED CANS OF TUNA

IT IS TYPICAL POLITICS.

OF COURSE THAT WASN'T THE ONLY CRAZY THING TRUMP HAD TO SAY

LAST NIGHT.

HERE I IS SHARING HIS THOUGHTS ON THE NAME CORONAVIRUS.

>> AND TO FIGHT THE CHINA VIRUS STRKS THE CHINA VIRUS, NOT THE

CORONAVIRUS.

CORONA SOUNDS LIKE A POLICE IN ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, IT'S

CORONA.

CORONAVIRUS, DOESN'T IT SOUND LIKE ITALY, A BEAUTIFUL VILLA.

CORONA.

>> James: IS IT-- IT IS-- THIS IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED

STATES.

AND HIS TAKE ON ONE OF THE WORST PANDEMICS THE COUNTRY HAS EVER

FACED IS THAT CORONAVIRUS HAS A REALLY NICE RING TO IT.

HE IS KIND OF RIGHT, CORONA DOES SOUND LIKE A PLACE IN ITALY.

YOU KNOW, THAT COUNTRY THAT NONE OF US ARE ALLOWED TO VISIT

BECAUSE OF HOW BADLY TRUMP HANDLED THE CORONAVIRUS.

I'M NOT EVEN SURE WHY HE IS WEIGHING IN ON THE NAME.

TRUMP IS LIKE THAT KIND OF GUY WHO COMES UP, JAMES, IS THAT

YOUR NAME, NO, I DON'T THINK SO YOU LOOK LIKE A FRANK, I WILL

CALL YOU FRANK.

HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN A REGGIE?

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: KRISTENED REGINALD.

>> I WAS A REGINALD, I AM.

>> James: REGINALD WATTS.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: FROM BIRTH ARE YOU JUST REGGIE.

>> Reggie: I THINK SO, YEAH, I MEAN SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY REG,

BUT MY MOM SAYS REGINALD OR REGGIE.

>> James: I CAN'T IMAGINE YOU AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN A REGGIE.

>> Reggie: I FEEL LIKE A REGGIE.

>> James: I'M GOING TO SAY THIS.

I AM GOING TO PUT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE REGGIE, ARE YOU THE TOP

REGGIE.

NUMBER ONE REGGIE.

WHEREAS IAN, IAN, I NEVER THINK OF YOU AS AN IAN.

>> NO, NO, MY NAME SHOULD BE TUGBOAT OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

>> James: TUGBOAT.

>> Reggie: TUGBOAT?

>> YOU COULD BE AN IAN, I'M NOT AN IAN.

>> James: I COULD BE AN IAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

TUGBOAT, I COULD BE AN IAN.

WHAT DO WE DO FRIDAY, I DON'T KNOW, I'M GOING TO STAY IN, NO,

COME OUT, IT WILL BE FUN, NO, I'M TIRED, I HAVE TO BE AT WORK

ON MONDAY.

>> TUGBOAT'S COMING.

SERIOUSLY?

ALSO DURING THE RALLY TRUMP MADE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HIS OPPONENT

JOE BIDEN AND THE FACT THAT BIDEN ALWAYS WEARS A MASK.

>> I WILL BE HONEST, HE FEELS GOOD ABOUT IT, HE FEELS GOOD

ABOUT THE MASK.

AND THAT IS OKAY, WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

HE FEELS GOOD.

I MEAN HONESTLY, WHAT THE HELL DID HE SPEND ALL THAT MONEY ON

THE PLASTIC SURGERY IF HE IS GOING TO COVER IT UP WITH THE

MASK.

>> James: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE AS NATURALLY HOT AS DONALD

TRUMP.

WHEN HE HEARD THIS JOE BIDEN WAS LUKE WELL, THE JOKE IS ON YOU,

BECAUSE MOST OF MY MONEY WENT ON HAIR PLUGS.

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY OVER QUARANTINE, THEY

HVE.

IT IS THE PERFECT TIME TO DO IT.

WHY DO YOU THINK ROB CRABBE WON'T TAKE HIS MASK OFF.

HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SAFETY.

HE IS STILL HEALING FROM THE CHIN IMPLANT, WHAT DID YOU HAVE,

ROB, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> YES, JAMES, CHIN IMPLANTS AND FILLER.

>> WOW.

>> James: HONESTLY, WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER AND HE TAKES OFF

THAT MASK, HIS CHIN IS LIKE-- AND THIS WAS AN EXCITING

ANNOUNCEMENT.

NASA HAS JUST PUB LUSHED A PLAN TO PUT THE FIRST EVER WOMAN ON

THE MOON BY THE YEAR 2024.

YEAH.

BASICALLY IT WILL SOON BE EASIER FOR WUM TO GO TO THE MOON THAN

TO HAVE A SAY OVER THEIR OWN BODIES.

OH YEAH, SEE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME BUT I WILL HIT YOU WITH A

BIG ONE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

MAKE NO MISTAKE.

YEAH, WE'RE ALL JUST HAVING FUN, BANG.

OOH.

>> DA VINCI?

>> James: NOW, IN PART OF THE PLAN AND THIS IS TRUE, NASA SAYS

THAT WOMEN WILL BE ACCOMPANIED BY A MAN.

SO THAT THERE IS SOMEONE TO REPEAT ALL OF HER IDEAS IN A

LOUDER VOICE.

BUT THIS IS GOOD NEWS, IT REALLY IS.

NASA WILL FINALLY BE OFFERING WOMEN THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE HONOR

AND THAT IS GETTING THE HELL OFF THIS GOD FORE SAKEEN PLANET.

AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.

LAST WEEK, IF YOU REMEMBER, WE TOLD YOU ABOUT REESES

INTRODUCING A NEW LINE OF PEANUT BUTTER CUP FILLED WITH BITS OF

POTATOE CHIPS.

WELL, THEY'RE BACK WITH ANOTHER NEW ITEM.

PEANUT BUTTER CUPS FILLED WITH PRETZELS.

YES.

>> Reggie: WHAT.

>> James: BASICALLY WE'RE ONE MONTH AWAY IF REESES PRODUCT

DEVELOPMENT DIGGING THROUGH THE TRASH ANDING WITH LIKE I DON'T

KNOW, PEANUT BUTTER AND TOOTHPASTE, IS THAT A THING?

CAN WE DO THAT?

NOW THIS IS TRUE, THEY ARE PROMOTING THIS NEW LINE WITH THE

SLOGAN, THE HELL WITH IT, IT'S 2020, RIGHT.

WHICH IS FUNNY, IT'S A FUNNY LINE.

BUT HERE IS THE THING, WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE POTATOE CHIP

VERSION JUST LAST WEEK, THIS WAS ONE OF OUR JOKES.

>> James: WE WANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, REESES IS INTROA

DOUSING A NEW BIG CUP WHICH SAY PEANUT BUTTER CUP THAT ALSO

CONTAINS PIECES OF POTATOE CHIP.

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RIGHT PRODUCT FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

CHECK OUT THE SLOGAN THEY'RE USING TO LAUNCH THIS PRODUCT.

THE HELL ABOUT IT, IT'S 2020.

OOOH.

>> James: I AM OUTRAGED.

I DEMAND RIGHT HERE THAT THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" BE PROPERLY

COMPENSATED WITH A PERCENT ANG OF THE GROSS EARNINGS.

OR WE'LL SETTLE FOR A COUPLE CASES OF THOSE ME PUT BUTTER

CUPS.

EITHER WAY.

WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE, AREN'T WE SUSAN, WE'RE PRETTY FLEXIBLE.

AND FINALLY WE WARRANTED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS, A WOMAN IN

CANADA WAS FINED $25,000 FOR ILLEGALLY IMPORTING HUNDREDS OF

CON TAWN ARES FULL OF BULL SEMEN.

SOREG, IF THERE IS A DELAY IN YOUR BULL SEMEN SHIPMENT, THIS

IS WHY.

IMAGINE THIS LADY, HAD NO LINK WHATSOEVER TO ANY FORM OF

AGRICULTURE.

SHE IS LIKE LOOK, I CAN'T DRINK DAREY AND I DON'T LIKE OAT MILK.

IT TURNS OUT THE WOMAN HAD A PRETTY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR

SMUGGLING IT.

GET READY FOR THE NEXT BIG CANDY SENSATION, REESES PEANUT BUTTER

CUPS NOW WITH BULL SEMERN.

WHEN WE COME BACK ALICIA KEYS AND I ARE GOING TO PLAY SPILL

YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> James: WELCOME BACKK I AM JOINED BY THE ONE, THE ONLY,

ALICIA KEYS.

(APPLAUSE) AND I AM BOTH THRILLED AND

MORTIFIED TO BE PLAYING A GAME WITH HER WHERE YOU HAVE TO

ANSWER A PERSONAL QUESTION TRUTHFULLY OR EAT SOMETHING

DISGUSTING TK IS TIME TO FILL YOUR GUTS OR SPILL YOUR GUTS.

>> OKAY.

NOW OBVIOUSLY IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS GAME WE HAVE HAD TO DO

THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD.

SO I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

SAND YOU CAN EITHER ANSWER THE QUESTION OR EAT THE FOOD

UNDERNEATH THE TRAY, THE SAME GOES FOR ME, HOWEVER WE WILL NOT

KNOW WHAT FOOD WE ARE PLAYING FOR UNTIL WE HAVE PLAYED OUR

DECISION.

OKAY?

OF COURSE ALL OF THE FOODS HAVE BEEN SAFELY PREPARED AHEAD OF

TIME BECAUSE THE LAST THING WE WANT IS ANYONE TO GET SICK WHILE

THEY ARE CHOWING DOWN ON A BULL TESTIC EL ON TELEVISION.

SO ALICIA, AS ARE YOU OUR GUEST, YOU CAN GO FIRST, AND ASK ME A

QUESTION.

AND THIS WILL BE FOR THIS ONE HERE, NUMBER ONE.

>> THIS IS HORRIBLE.

WHY DID I EVEN SAY YES TO THIS.

>> James: YOU WANTED TO DO THIS FOR AWHILE.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE.

I FEEL LIKE WHEN I'M ON THE ROLLER COASTER I THINK I WANT TO

GET ON, YOU AND YOU GET TO THE TOP AND REALIZE YOU WANT TO GET

OFF.

>> James: I KNOW, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS A ROLLER COASTER

BECOMES FUN AND THIS GETS GRADUALLY WORSE.

ALICIA, GO FOR IT.

ASK THE QUESTION.

>> ALL RIGHT.

RANK THESE GRAMMY HOSTS FROM BEST TO WORST.

LL COOL J, JAMES CORDEN, OR ALICIA KEYS.

LIKE STH CRAP, MAN.

>> James: I THOUGHT THAT QUESTION ALREADY RANKED THEM

FROM BEST TO WORST.

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE.

>> YOU SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW.

>> James: HANG ON, I WILL GO BEST, STRAIGHT UP, LL COOL J,

SO, COME ON.

>> I MEAN I LOVE YOU LL BUT -- >> James: ALICIA, ST LL COOL

J, IF I DON'T-- AND THE LADIES LOVE COOL J.

>> WELL, WHICH ONE, WHICH JAMES.

>> James: I KNOW, LET ME THINK.

THE PROBLEM IS I KNOW WHAT SUNDAY MERE, THIS IS THE

COMMERCIAL BREAK, I SAID WE WON'T SEE THE FOOD, WE WON'T

KNOW WHAT WE ARE PLAYINGK WE WON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE THINK

BEING EATING AND ALICIA SAID OH, SO IT COULD BE LIKE AN APPLE.

AND I WENT, IT WON'T BE AN APPLE.

OH [BLEEP].

>> ARE YOU SERIOUS.

>> James: HOT DOG JUICE.

>> E-W, WHAT IS THAT?

NOW WHAT IS THAT.

>> James: IS THIS A JOKE?

IS THAT JUST THE JUICE FROM LIKE A TIN OF HOT DOGS.

AND NOW HAVE I SEEN IT, DO I HAVE TO EAT IT.

OH [BLEEP].

>> I WOULD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION STRKS NOT EVEN THAT

HARD.

>> James: I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING BECAUSE THE GRAMMYS

IS AN EVER EVOLVING AND BEAUTIFUL SHOW.

AND I THINK IT SHOULDN'T BE ABOUT COMPETITION AND I WOULD

NEVER RANK SUCH A THING, SO CHEERS, ALICIA.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

E-W!

THAT'S NASTY.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO FINISH IT, DO YOU, YOU CAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE

BIT, RIGHT?

EX W, I'M SCARED.

>> James: OH MY GOD.

THAT IS THE WORST-- [BLEEP].

>> E-W!

>> James: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE PLAYED THIS GAME.

THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER.

>> E-W.

>> James: YEAH, WOW INDEED, ROB.

>> I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE HIM

DRINK THAT.

>> James: WELL, TO NOT UPSET YOU OR LL COOL J OR DE MEAN BY

MY ABILITIES AT HOSTING A WARD SHOWS.

OKAY, ALICIA, IT WAS REPORTED AT ONE POINT THAT YOU SOLD YOUR

HOME BECAUSE IT WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR ENORMOUS ART

COLLECTION.

WHAT IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE SPENT ON A PIECE OF

ART.

OH, HERE WE GO.

>> I'M IN THE EATING NONE OF THIS [BLEEP].

>> THE MOST MONEY I SPENT ON A PIECE OF ART, MY HUSBAND AND I

COLLECT TOGETHER SO EVERYTHING GETS TO BE HALF PRICE.

>> James: I DON'T THINK THAT IS HOW IT WORKS BUT SURE.

>> IT DOES.

>> James: ALL RIGHT.

>> SO THE HALF PRICE.

>> James: ARE YOU NOT HIDING IT, WE WILL JUST DOUBLE IT.

>> RIGHT, EXACTLY.

IF IT WAS HALF PRICE THAN WE PAID DLT 200,000.

>> James: SO IT WAS-- $300,000.

>> James: SO IT WAS 600,000.

I AM IN THE WRONG THING MAN.

>> I'M IN THE EATING THIS [BLEEP]

>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

OOH, A SCORPION.

>> FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU GET HOT DOG JUICE AND I WOULD

GET A SCORPION.

THIS IS-- THIS IS-- .

>> James: I WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HAVE I DONE THIS BEFORE,

I WOULD EAT A SCORPION EIGHT TIMES A WEEK RATHER THAN EVER

EAT THAT AGAIN.

NEXT UP, MEI TURN, ASK ME THE QUESTION.

>> ALL RIGHT.

THERE WERE ARTICLES OVER THE SUMENTER THAT SAID YOU MAY BE

REPLACING ELLEN.

WAS THERE ANY TRUTH TO IT AND WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER IT.

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> James: THAT IS A VERY-- HAPPILY, HAPPILY I WILL

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

>> THERE WE GO, COME ON JPS BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE,

GENUINELY HAD NO IDEA WHERE THAT EVEN CAME-- I THINK SOMEBODY

STARTED THE RUMOR.

I WOULD-- THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH TO THAT STORY AT ALL.

AND AS FAR AS CONSIDERING IT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A REALLY CRAZY

THING TO TAKE OVER FROM SOMEONE WHO I THINK HAS DONE THE JOB SO

OUTRAGEOUSLY AS WELL, FOR LIKE 18 YEARS.

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> James: SO IT'S NOT TRUE.

AND I THINK WHEN THE DAY COMES TO END THIS SHOW, WE'LL BE THE

DAY TO PROBABLY STOP HOSTING THE SHOW EVER AGAIN, SO NO, I

WOULDN'T.

THERE WE GO.

SO WHAT-- WHY WASN'T THE QUESTION WITH THE HOT DOG JUICE,

OKAY.

HOT SAUCE AND OLIVE JELLO.

OKAY, ALICIA, HERE WE GO.

NEXT UP.

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TOUGH.

OKAY.

YOU USED TO BE A JUDGE ON THE VOICE.

>> OKAY, THIS IS EASY, WHAT.

>> James: ALONG WITH GA WHEN STEFANI, BLAKE SHELTON AND ADAM

LEVINE.

>> YECH.

>> James: RANK THEIR SINGING SLOISES FROM BEST TO WORST.

>> GWEN STEFANI IS BEST.

AND THEN-- .

>> James: CAN I JUST SAY EITHER WAY THIS ENDS IN A TEXT

MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER.

SO-- .

>> James: HANG ON WHO DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER.

>> I WILL JUST PUT HIM LAST, GWEN IS BEST, ADAM IS SECOND,

AND BLAKE SHELTON IS LAST.

>> I AM NOT EATING NONE OF THIS, NO!

SWRZ LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN.

LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

OH, A SPICY SALMON SMOOTHIE.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I COULD EAT THAT.

BUT WHY WOULD I TASTE IT AFTER I JUST RISKED ALL MY

RELATIONSHIPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALICIA, FINAL QUESTION, GO FOR

IT, ASK ME THE QUESTION, GO FOR IT.

>> BOTH HARRY STYLES AND B TS'S JIMIN BETTER KNOWN ON THE SHOW

AS BABY MOCHI ARE BOTH GREAT FRIENDS OF THE SHOW, WHO IS YOUR

FAVORITE.

JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, BRO.

>> James: WHO IS MY FAVORITE OUT OF BABY MOCHI AND HARRY

STYLES.

>> OKAY THIS IS LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY PARENTS,

MAN.

BECAUSE LOOK, I LOVE HARRY, HAVE I LOVED HIM A LONG LONG TIME.

AND I LOVE MY BABY MOCHI.

>> I KNOW.

>> James: I AM THE PAPA MOCHI AND HE IS THE BABY MOCHI.

>> YOU COULD JUST EAT NUMBER THREE AND MAKE US HAPPY BECAUSE

I'M NOT EATING [BLEEP] >> James: SO I.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

>> James: OH [BLEEP].

>> E-W, E-W.

E-W.

>> James: THAT IS A PORK TONGUE AND BLOOD JELLY.

>> E-W!

>> James: ALICIA, CHEERS.

THAT IS REALLY GRIM.

>> E-W!

E-W!

>> James: OH MY GOD.

ALICIA, HERE WE GO, YOUR TURN, FINAL QUESTION.

>> YOU KNOW I HAVE TO SING TONIGHT.

THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT.

>> James: YOU HAVE TOURED ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES OF

AMERICA.

WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CITY TO PERFORM IN?

BEARING IN MIND YOU ARE HEADING OUT ON TOUR AT SOME POINT NEXT

YEAR.

>> WHEN, WHEN ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE ON TOUR.

>> James: AT AT SOME POINT YOU WILL BE ON TOUR AND THEY WON'T

FORGIVE YOU.

OH, THERE IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FROM THE CREW TO EAT HERE.

>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.

I'M GOING TO EAT THE DAM THING.

>> James: YES!

I THINK YOU'RE SMART.

I THINK EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU WILL THINK IT'S SMART BUT YOU'RE

SAYING THIS, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.

OH, IT'S AN ANT-COVERED COOLICLE.

>> I HATE YOU, THIS IS DISGUSTING.

>> James: IT IS AN ANT-COVERED COOL-ICLE.

>> I WON'T, I'M NOT, LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ME IF

I DON'T EAT IT.

HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU COULD EVEN DO TO ME, I'M NOT

EATING THAT, THAT IS DISGUSTING.

>> James: OF COURSE YOU K IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.

>> WHAT?

>> James: IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.

>> WHAT IS THAT?

>> James: I DON'T KNOW.

EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.

>> NO!

>> James: YOU'VE GOT THIS.

YOU'VE GOT IT.

>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH IT.

>> James: DO YOU WANT-- DO YOU WANT A KNIFE AND FORK THERE?

>> OKAY, I WILL DO IT IF YOU DO IT WITH ME, WILL YOU DO IT WITH

ME PLEASE?

THIS IS NASTY.

>> James: DID YOU SEE WHAT.

>> PLEASE.

>> James: YES, ALL RIGHT, IF IT HELPS YOU, THEN YES, I WILL

DO IT.

>> GIRLS DON'T DO THINGS LIKE, THIS BOYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS.

>> James: OKAY.

OKAY.

ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

SO ARE YOU READY?

I SAY PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.

OKAY.

READY?

ONE, TWO, BIG BITE.

GO.

>> GO.

>> YES!

Z.

>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, ALICIA

KEYS, EVERYBODY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."

>> James: WELCOME BACK, LET'S MEET OUR GUESTS TONIGHT.

SHE IS AN EMMY AND GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING ACTING ICON, SHE STARS

IN THE BRILLIANT NEW SERIES RATCHED, PLEASE WELCOME THE

DIVINE, THE MAGICAL, SHARON STONE IS HERE ON THE SHOW.

SHARON, HOW ARE YOU?

>> WELL, I'M HANGING IN THERE.

>> James: IT'S SO NICE TO SEE YOU, BUT I'M DISAPPOINTED

BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE ON THE SHOW, WHEN YOU COME BY THE

STUDIO YOU ARE SUCH A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR AND ENERGY.

I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL OF US WHO SAY WE MISS SHARON STONE

BEING HERE IN THE STUDIO. WE DO, WE REALLY DO.

>> I DO TOO.

AND I LOVE YOUR BAND SO MUCH.

THEY ARE SO GOOD.

AND I LOVE GETTING BACK STAJ AND GETTING TO DANCE A LITTLE BIT

BECAUSE THEY ARE JUST SO TALENTED.

AND I MISS GETTING TO LIKE GET DOWN A LITTLE BIT WITH THE MUSIC

T IS SO GOOD.

>> James: IT IS SO NICE OF YOU TO SAY THAT, BECAUSE THEY ARE

SUCH AN INCREDIBLE BAND.

AND WE LOVE TESTIFY REE TIME A GUEST SINGLES THEM OUT AND IT IS

WONDERFUL, WE FEEL VERY LUCKY TO BE HERE EVERY NIGHT.

AS WE DO FEEL LUCKY THAT YOU ARE HERE TONIGHT.

NOW THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, BUT

FIRST I WANT TO CHECK IN BECAUSE THE LAST THING I HEARD IN THE

NEWS ABOUT YOU, YOU HAVE SOME FAMILY MEMBERS, YOUR SISTER AND

BROTHER-IN-LAW WHO GOT, WHO WERE TESTED POSITIVE FOR COVID-19.

ARE THEY OKAY?

HOW ARE THEY DOING?

>> WELL, THEY'RE STRUGGLING BACK.

MY SISTER IS STILL INCREDIBLY ILL EVEN THOUGH SHE IS TESTING

NEGATIVE FOR THE COVID-19 NOW.

BUT SHE HAS-- SHE JUST GOT THIS EXTERIOR PACEMAKER TAKEN OFF HER

CHEST AND MY BROTHER-IN-LAW IS STILL SLEEPING WITH THIS TYPE OF

OXYGEN AT NIGHT.

YOU KNOW, IT SAY LONG CLINGER OF AN ILLNESS.

AND IT IS A SLE, VERY TOUGH ILLNESS.

SOME PEOPLE CAN GET IT, OF COURSE, LIGHTLY.

BUT IT IS CAN BE A VERY, VERY DEVASTATING ILLNESS.

AND IT HAS BEEN QUITE TOUGH FOR THEM.

>> WELL, WE SEND.

>> THANK YOU FOR ASKING.

AND I KNOW THAT WOULD MEAN A LOT TO THEM.

NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE GET TO GET A FEEL BETTER FROM YOU.

SO THANK YOU.

>> James: NOW I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS.

YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING OUT SOME DATING APPS.

>> OH.

>> James: AND I FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME YOU COME ON THE SHOW

WE TALK ABOUT DATING.

>> I HAVE BEEN TRYING OUT HAIRDRESSERS, WHAT IS GOING ON

WITH THAT.

>> James: I AM DIGGING IT, I LOVE IT, WHAT THE PROBLEM?

>> THE WHOLE THING, WE ARE AT HOME AND WE DON'T GO TO THE

HAIRDRESSER AND WE DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

I THINK EF LEE WOMAN FEELS THE SAME WAY.

WE LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND GO WHAT THE HELL!

WHAT THE HELL!

WHAT THE HELL!

>> James: SO THIS STORY OF YOU BEING ON DATING APPS, IS THIS

TRUE?

ARE YOU JOINING THESE APPS?

HOW IS IT GOING?

>> I DID.

I DID.

AND I STILL A LITTLE BUT YOU KNOW, I HONESTLY, IF I'M BEING

REALLY TRUE, I CAN'T IMAGINE FINDING SOMEONE TO FALL IN LOVE

WITH ON A DATING APP BECAUSE IT'S A CHEMISTRY.

I MEAN YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY WITH YOUR WIFE, YOU KNOW, RIGHT?

I MEAN THAT'S THE THING., YOU CAN HAVE GREAT CONVERSATIONS

ON A DATING APP, BUT CAN YOU HAVE CHEMISTRY.

YOU KNOW?

>> James: SO WHAT IS YOUR DATING APP OF CHOICE.

YOU GOT KICKED OFF.

>> I DID BUT THEN LET ME BACK ON BECAUSE IT IS A GREAT PUBLICITY

STUNT FOR THEM.

>> James: WHY DID YOU GET KICKED OFF?

>> BECAUSE I GUESS SOMEBODY THAT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO

THEM CUZ THEY WERE OFFENSIVE, SAID IT MUST NOT BE ME.

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY IF IT WAS ME I WOULD HAVE LOVED THEM.

>> James: SURE.

SO YOU GET REMOVED AND THEN YOU ARE BACK.

SO THIS IS SOMETHING YOU ARE JUST DIPPING YOUR TOES IN THE

WATER.

WE'RE NOT ON A GENUINE SEARCH ON THE APP.

>> I MEAN I'M NOT AS-- ABOUT MIRACLES AS ONE COULD BE.

>> James: ALL RIGHT, CHEP CHECKING AWAY AT IT.

NOW SHARON WE HAVE TO CONGRATULATED YOU ON YOUR

INCREDIBLE NEW SERIES RATCHED WHICH IS PROVING HUGELY POPULAR

ALREADY.

FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T SEEN IT, TELL THEM WHAT IT IS ABOUT AND

WHO YOU PLAY.

>> RATCHED IS A RYAN MURPHY SERIES ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESS.

AND ST A SARA PAULMAN DRIVEN AND EXECUTIVE PRODUCED SHOW WHICH

SHE IS JUST FRESH.

AND IT HAS THE MOST WONDERFUL ACTORS IN IT THAT YOU CAN

POSSIBLY IMAGINE.

CUTIE DAVIS, CYNTHIA NIXON.

HARRY STOLE STRKS OUT OF CONTROL THE LEVEL OF TALENT IN THIS

SHOW.

JUST THE LOCATION MANAGER ON THIS SHOW, IT IS THE SET DECK,

THE COSTUMES, THE CARS.

I MEAN THIS SHOW HAS GONE NUMBER ONE GLOBALLY AND I THINK IT'S

BECAUSE IT IS JUST SO AMAZING TO LOOK AT.

>> James: YEAH.

>> IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO WATCH.

I DON'T KNOW, I MEAN I BINGE WATCHED IT THE OTHER DAY AND IT

WAS LIKE WOW.

AND I WAS THERE FOR MUCH OF IT.

I JUST COULDN'T GET OVER.

>> James: AN RYAN MURPHY, HE WROTE THE SHOW FOR YOU.

WHAT WAS-- DID YOU KNOW HIM.

>> HE WROTE THE PART FOR ME.

>> James: YES.

>> NOT THE SHOW.

>> James: HE WROTE THE PART FOR YOU IN THE SHOW.

DID YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM BEFORE?

>> I DID NOT.

AND I WAS REALLY TICKLED WHEN MY AGENT CALLED AND SAID THAT HE

HAD A PART AND HE WANTED TO TAKE ME TO LUNCH AND TELL ME ABOUT IT

WE WENT TO LUNCH AND HE TOLD ME HE HAD WRITTEN A PART FOR ME

PLAYING A CAPUCHIN MONKEY.

AND I JUST THOUGHT WELL, THAT'S GOING TO BE HORRIBLE.

AND THEN IT WAS WONDERFUL.

IT WAS SO GREAT AND THE MONKEY, I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH THIS

LITTLE MONKEY.

AND I REALLY MISS MY MONKEY.

SAY MONKEY LIKE THIS IN SIGN LANGUAGE.

>> James: SO SICH EL YES OR NO, WOULD YOU EVER GO ON A DATE

WITH A GUY CALLED TUGBOAT?

IF THERE WAS A GUY AND HIS NICKNAME WAS TUGBOAT AND HE

WENT-- WOULD YOU-- IS THAT SOMETHING YOU WOULD BE-- OPEN

TO?

>> YEAH.

>> James: HEY, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP, TUGBOAT.

WELL, SHARON, I THINK THE SHOW IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

AND IT IS.

>> I MEAN SOME PEOPLE CALL ME DINGY.

>> James: TUGBOAT AND DINGY, WHAT?

>> SEE?

>> James: SHARON, HAVE I TOLL TO TELL YOU, THE SHOW IS

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC, IT I AM THRILLED ST A MAGAZINESSIVE

SUCCESS.

LOOK AT RACH ED WHICH IS CURRENTLY STREAMING RIGHT NOW.

>> WHO IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF MY SON.

>> HAVE I TO TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.

HAVE I TO FEED HIM AND BATHE HIM AND CLEAN UP AFTER HIM WHEN HE

DEFER KATES ALL OVER HIMSELF.

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.

I-- I AM ON YOUR SIDE.

I AM.

I CANNOT GO TO PRISON.

I CANNOT.

IT'S-- I WOULD NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN.

>> James: STICK AROUND, MORE WITH SHARON STONE WHEN WE COME

BACK.

>> Reggie: ALL RIGHT, WE'RE BACK, HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD

STRETCH.

>> James: WELCOME BACK, WE ARE HERE WITH THE INCREDIBLE SHARON

STONE, NOW SHARON WE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS THING ON THE SHOW

CALLED A "LATE, LATE SHOW" AND TELL WHERE WE ASK OUR GUESTS TO

SHARE SOMETHING WITH US IN THEIR HOME THAT WE MAY OTHERWISE NEVER

GET TO SEE.

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH US THIS

EVENING?

>> I WAS LOOKING AT A COUPLE OF THINGS BUT I DO HAVE MY-- BOOK

THAT I READ EVERY DAY, I WAS READING JUSTICES CONTINUE TO

THINK AND CAN CHANGE, I'M EVER HOPEFUL THAT IF THE COURT HAS A

BLIND SPOT TODAY ITS EYES WILL BE OPEN TOMORROW.

OR PET UNIA COULD JUST STAB THEM IN THE EYES WITH HER SISTER-- OH

WAIT, THAT IS LEN OTHER, THAT IS MY NOTES FOR RATCHED.

WAIT, HAVE I SOMETHING ELSE.

I THOUGHT MAYBE I COULD JUST UNCROSS MY LEGS AND SAY

SOMETHING SPECIAL.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY.

>> James: OH, LOOK AT THIS.

VOTE BOOTH.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT, SHARON, THAT'S FANTASTIC.

>> BECAUSE JUSTICES MAY OR MAY NOT BE ABLE TO OPEN THEIR EYES

BUT WE AS THE PUBLIC HAVE OUR EYES OPEN.

SO IF YOU VOTE, TOMORROW WE CAN CARRY ON.

>> James: REGGIE, DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR OUR GUEST THIS

EVENING.

>> Reggie: YES, I DO, TONIGHT'S QUESTION GOES TO LET'S

MAKE IT FOR SHARON.

>> James: OKAY.

>> Reggie: WHAT IS YOUR-- WHO ARE YOUR TOP THREE FAVORITE

BANDS.

>> DO THEY HAVE TO STILL BE ALIVE.

>> James: NO.

>> Reggie: NO.

>> STEVIE RAY VAUGHN, BOB DYLAN, CHET BAKER.

>> James: THAT SAY SOLID THREE S THAT RIGHT REG?

>> Reggie: ACTUALLY, THAT IS CORRECT JPS IT'S ABSOLUTELY

CORRECT.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SHARON STONE, THANK YOU SO MUCH,

SHARON, WE LOVE SEEING YOU, WE CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOU BACK IN

THE STUDIO.

WHEN WE COME BACK, ALICIA KEYS AND BEBA-- BEBE REXHA WILL

PERFORM ON OUR OUTDOOR STAGE.

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: WELCOME BACK, HERE

PERFORMING GRAMMARSY PARK FROM HER

>> James: PERFORMING “GRAMERCY PARK” FROM HER BRILLIANT NEW

ALBUM “ALICIA,” HERE'S ALICIA KEYS WITH HER SPECIAL GUEST,

BEBE REXHA!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE,

SIX.

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ARE YOU GONNA SEE ME WHEN

LIGHT GETS DARK ♪ THE SUN GOES DOWN

OVER GRAMERCY PARK ♪ AND IT'S BECOME EASY

TO HIDE PIECES AWAY ♪ MAKING UP SOMEONE IN THE

HOPE THAT YOU'LL STAY ♪ 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE

EVERYTHING I THINK YOU ♪ WANT ME TO BE

I'VE BEEN DOING ALL THE THINGS ♪ THAT I THINK YOU WANNA SEE

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FULFILL ♪ YOU WITH YOUR EVERY NEED

NOW YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON ♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN ME

SAID YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON ♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN ME

GIMME THE BEAT ♪ MMM, MMM

MMM, MMM ♪ MMM, MMM

MMM, MMM ♪ GIMME THE BEAT

MMM, MMM ♪ MMM, MMM

♪ NOW YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON THAT'S NOT EVEN ME

♪ DON'T GET ME WRONG I WASN'T OUT TO DECEIVE

♪ I LIKE THE ATTENTION WITH YOUR EYES ON ME

♪ THE TROUBLE WITH THE TRUTH IS IT'S SO HARD TO BELIEVE

♪ NOW, HERE I STAND WITH MY HEART ON MY SLEEVE

♪ AND I'VE BEEN TRYING TO BE EVERYTHING I THINK YOU

♪ WANT ME TO BE I'VE BEEN DOING ALL THE THINGS

♪ THAT I THINK YOU WANNA SEE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FULFILL

♪ YOU WITH YOUR EVERY NEED NOW YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON

♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN ME SAID YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON

♪ THAT'S NOT EVEN ME GIMME THE BEAT

♪ MMM, MMM MMM, MMM

♪ MMM, MMM MMM, MMM

♪ GIMME THE BEAT MMM, MMM

♪ MMM, MMM ♪ NOW YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON

THAT'S NOT EVEN ME ♪ NOW YOU FALLING FOR A PERSON

THAT'S NOT EVEN ME ♪ 'CAUSE I FORGOT ABOUT

THE PERSON THAT I USED TO BE ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THE PERSON THAT I USED TO BE ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

>> James: ALICIA KEYS AND BEBE REXHA EVERYBODY!“

ALICIA” IS AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW!

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

TOMORROW NIGHT JASON SCHWARTZMAN IS GOING TO BE HERE PLUS ALICIA

KEY'S FINAL PERFORMANCE OF HER WEEK LONG RESIDENCY.

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THENK REGGIE, TAKE US HOME.