All language subtitles for It.Happened.At.the.Worlds.Fair.1963.WEB-DL.x264-RARBG

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¶ Breeze
Sing a happy song ¶

¶ This heart of mine
Is singing right along ¶

¶ Don't know where I'm going ¶

¶ Don't know where it ends ¶

¶ Feel the grass is greener ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ I haven't got a care ¶

¶ I'm just on my way
To anywhere ¶

¶ Pocket full of nothin' ¶

¶ Nothin' I can spend ¶

¶ Hope the grass is greener ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Perhaps there'll be
Somebody waiting ¶

¶ Who's right for me ¶

¶ So I've gotta move around ¶

¶ And I know
I've got to cover ground ¶

¶ Oh, the trip is shorter
When you've got a friend ¶

¶ Going to find that rainbow ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Perhaps there'll be ¶

¶ Somebody waiting
Who's right for me ¶

¶ So I've gotta move around ¶

¶ And I know
I've got to cover ground ¶

¶ Oh, the trip is shorter
When you've got a friend ¶

¶ going to find that rainbow ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

¶ Beyond the bend ¶

Here we go.

Up, Mike, up!

We're supposed to dust those
potatoes, not peel them.

Would you
like them mashed?

Oh...

You did want
to miss that barn.

What barn?

Hey, what's with
the razor-sharp turns?

There's no silver cup
at the end of this run.

Just trying to save
a little gas.

Nice scenery around here.

If you've seen one potato,
you've seen them all.

I think I just spotted
a couple of sweet potatoes.

You're a little confused,
leader.

Those down there are russets.

Whatever they are,
I'll take a bushel.

Ah, chicks. I thought so.

How about the one
in the red dress?

Her ankles are a little thick,
but she's more your type.

I don't care if you wreck
your half of the plane,

but mine, I want to keep.
Pull her up.

You just don't know a sweet
potato when you see one.

No, but I know a telephone pole
when I see one. Pull her up!

So long, girls.

All finished up?

Yep. That's it for this year.

Hey, Charlie.

Give us a hand taking off
this duster, will you?

Well, let's go
get the loot, huh?

Right.

Well, my offer still holds good,

if you boys
ever want a steady job.

Oh, thanks, Mr. Farr, we kind
of like working for ourselves.

You got families
up in Sherrington?

That I've got to observe.
Mike, with a family.

No, sir.
It's just home base.

Well, I'll see you
next season.

By then, we'll have
our own airline.

Maybe five or six pilots
working for us, right?

Right.
Thank you, Mr. Farr.

Bye. Good luck, boys.

Before we take off, you want to
go into town and have a beer?

Okay.

Good. I'll meet you
back here in an hour.

Aren't you coming along?

I'd like to, but I can't.

I'd better take care
of the money.

That's okay.
I'll take care of the money.

You'd better let me
hang onto it,

because all the time
I was over my Aunt Clara's,

I'd be worrying myself
half to death.

You going over
to see Aunt Clara again?

Oh, just to say goodbye.
Poor old gal.

Still sick, huh?

Terrible. If it wasn't
so contagious,

I'd ask you to come over.

You haven't got
a sick Aunt Clara

any more than you had
a sick Uncle George.

All right, all right.

But you shouldn't
have to be responsible

for my half of the money.

I won't, I won't.

It's not fair to you.

You said it.

It's not fair.
I know, don't tell me.

It's going right in the kitty.
Right.

A little matter
of some unpaid bills

back in Sherrington,
remember?

Look, I'll settle for 50 bucks.

Danny, you've got that gambling
gleam in your eye.

Where's it going to be,
Charlie's garage?

Twenty.
And after you promised.

Ten.
Give up gambling.

It's not really gambling,

it's an investment
in our future.

I'm doing it for you.
You're doing it for kicks.

Look, you spend all your dough
on dolls and duds.

What's that supposed
to mean, penance?

At least I've still
got the duds.

About the dolls,
that's a different story.

I know, you're making
a scalp collection.

Five measly dollars.

Okay, okay,
five measly dollars.

But the rest goes
in the vault, okay?

In the vault.

You know something, Mike?
You're right.

Even if I come begging to you
on my hands and knees,
don't give me that key.

You can count on it, buddy.

I think I'll take
a walk around town.

Happy hunting, huh?

I better hurry
before the season closes.

Hey.

Oh, don't wait for me.

I've got to stow this gear away.

All right.
See you.

Now, let's see.

Ann. Betty. Claudette.

Dorothy.

3820...Maple Street.

Please. Mike. I think I better
go make us some iced tea.

Calm down, honey.
You're like a fluttering bird.

Wouldn't you like
a glass of iced tea?

Sure. Later...Shirley.

I'm Dorothy.

Oh. Well, to me
you'll always be Shirley.

Greek goddess of beauty.

I thought that was Aphrodite.

Could be.

I really ought to go and see
about that iced tea.

Honey.

You're going to have a seizure,
carrying on like this.

I am?

Sure. Racing that sweet
little motor of yours
on a warm day, that's bad.

I really better go
and fix that iced tea.

¶ Relax ¶

¶ Kick your shoes off, baby ¶

¶ Relax ¶

¶ Here we are alone ¶

¶ Relax ¶

¶ If the phone rings, let it ¶

¶ Just forget it
We're not at home ¶

¶ Now let loose ¶

¶ Let your hair down, honey ¶

¶ Unwind ¶

¶ Turn the lights down low ¶

¶ Relax ¶

¶ Let's uncork the stopper ¶

¶ Come to Papa ¶

¶ Come on, let's go ¶

¶ Defrost your charms ¶

¶ There's only
The two of us here ¶

¶ Come in my arms ¶

¶ And make yourself
Comfortable, dear ¶

¶ Relax ¶

[PHONE RINGS]

¶ Let's get cozy, baby ¶

¶ Come on ¶

¶ Even concrete cracks ¶

¶ Let loose ¶

¶ When love knocks, invite it ¶

¶ Don't you fight it ¶

¶ And come on, relax ¶

¶ Defrost your charms ¶

¶ There's only
The two of us here ¶

¶ Come in my arms ¶

¶ And make yourself
Comfortable, dear ¶

¶ Relax ¶

¶ Let's get cozy baby ¶

¶ Come on ¶

¶ Even concrete cracks ¶

¶ Cut loose ¶

¶ Life is worth living ¶

¶ When you're giving ¶

¶ Come on, relax ¶

¶ Relax ¶

[HUMMING]

¶ Let loose ¶

[HUMMING]

¶ Defrost ¶

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[DOOR OPENS]

Dorothy!

Mom! Dad!

Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.

Johnson?

Well?

Well, you're home early.

Yes, I'd say we got home
just in time.

I hope.

We were just going to have
some iced tea. Care to join us?

Get me my gun, Emma.

If you don't like iced tea,
I can go get some beer.

I said to get my gun!
Henry, please.

Dad, you can't. We were--
I'll get it myself.

Daddy has a terrible temper
when he has his gun.

You'd better go.
You'd better go, young man.

All right, if you think so.

But that's the coward's way out.
Goodbye, Mom. Shirley.

I'm Dorothy!

Where did he go?
Where did he go?

Henry, you mustn't go out there!

Henry!

Let go of me.
He's getting away.

You can't shoot him, Henry.

Daddy, you can't shoot him.

What do you mean, I--?

Whoo!

CHARLIE:
...see you 10 and raise you 10.

DANNY:
Twenty and 10 better.

MAN:
Pass.

DANNY:
I'll call.

Three gentlemen.

Sorry, pal.
Huh?

All blue.

Up, chum. We're pulling out.

What's the matter?

I'll tell you about it later.
Let's move. Come on.

One second, flyboy. Your friend
has to settle up first.

What do you mean, "settle up"?

Well, you see, I was light
in a couple of pots.

Yeah, just a little.

Said you'd make good
his IOUs.

Seven hundred bucks!

It's that darn lowball.
I couldn't get any cards.

You mean you sharks let a guy
with only five dollars on him
get into you for 700 bucks?

Five bucks?
Yeah.

He dropped 400 in cash
before he went on the tab.

You blew our pay.

"Mike, don't give me the key,

even if I come crawling
on hands and knees."

You're tensing up.
You're tensing up.

"You're tensing up"!

Come on. Quit stalling.

Oh, you got to be kidding.
We're busted.

You ain't been busted yet.

You fellas got enough.

Get them!

Hey.

Danny.

Come on, boy, get up.

Danny.

It's me!

Mike!

Let's get out of here.
Come on.

Hey, hurry up, will you?

Yeah, I'll hurry up.

Well, home again.

And broke again.

Hiya, boys.
Hi, Sheriff Garland.

Well, what tears you away
from your pinochle game?

Couple of desperadoes
headed this way?

Nope, just a couple
of deadbeats.

Well, I sure hope
you find them.

I just did.

Anyone we know?

Had a little phone call
from Clary about you boys.

Around these parts,

when a man loses at poker,
he's expected to pay up.

Oh, I mean to.
I will, I--

You will not.
They took you.

There's a difference between
losing and getting swindled.

Maybe. What about those
other debts you have
here in Sherrington?

They add up
to almost 1200 bucks.

Twelve hundred bucks!

We're going
to pay them off, sheriff.

We start a seeding job tomorrow
for a lumber company. Right?

Right.

You boys are going to have
a rough time up there,

dropping those seeds
without an airplane.

Translation?

I'm attaching your plane.

Aw, come on, sheriff.
Without Bessie, we're dead.

You're dead.
Hand over the keys.

Taking our plane
won't get them their money.

Hold it, fellas.

Pardon me, sheriff.

Well now, just what
do you think you're doing?

I'm giving you my IOU.

And I'm giving you
just two weeks

before she goes up
for auction.

If you don't come up
with the money by then,

it's going, going, gone. Keys.

It's a little too late
for that, buddy.

Come on, Mike.
Let's get cleaned up.

Guess what, Danny?
He just cleaned us up.

Yeah.

There's so many things
you could have been.

Huh?

A drunk. An arsonist.
But no,

I have to get teamed up with
the last of the red-hot losers.

Wrong.

If you average out my bets over
the last 10 years, I'm ahead.

Then where's the money?

Well, I've had expenses.

Besides, all I'm trying to do is
get us a stake so we can expand.

Be executives.
Start our own airline.

Aw, knock it off, Danny.

We've been chasing that rainbow
for three years.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

[CAR HORN HONKING]

How do you like
those creeps?

You'd think we were
a couple of hobos.

Yeah, instead
of two airline executives.

Hey, listen, I'm getting
a little tired

of you digging in with those
spurs all the time.

Oh?
Yeah.

If you think you can go places
faster on your own,

far be it from me.

I don't want to be a rock
around anybody's neck.

You want to break up
the partnership?

I'm not saying I want to--

You're the guy
that brought it up.

Come on, come on.
What is all this?
We're supposed to be buddies.

Then you don't
want to bust up?

Well, I don't see much point in
it. Things can't get any worse.

Don't underestimate
yourself, buddy.

Now, there you go again,
needling.

You're always needling.

[CAR HORN HONKING]

Told you our luck
would change.

Hi. Where you headed?
North.

North, well isn't that a gas?
Just like us.

Do either of you gentlemen
have a match?

Something's happened
to our lighters.

Allow me.
By all means.

It's only gold plate, honey,
but it's all yours.

Oh, thank you.

Our luck's changed, huh?

Maybe we just lost the touch.

And your gold-plated lighter.

[HONKS]

Hey, Danny. Come on.

Good morning, gentlemen.

Good morning.

Where are you going?
Where are you going?

Seattle.
Seattle? Fantastic.

That's where we're headed.
Great, huh?

What's so great?

Uncle Walter's taking me
to see a world's fair.

Good for you, honey.

The world's fair! We're saved.
Come on, Mike.

Uncle Walter, can I ride
in the back with Mr. Mike?

Let's go.

Right now. All right. Up.

There. Be careful!

All set, Mr. Ling.

Hey, Danny.
Yeah?

What's so big with you
and the world's fair?

Don't you get it? The world's
fair. Seattle. Vince Bradley.

Aw, come on. Let's don't get
hung up with that guy again.

He's always good for a touch.

Forget it. He's probably
serving time anyway.

No. When they closed
his gambling ship down,

all they did
was run him out of town.

And if I know Vince,
he's back by now.

Look, what we want to do is earn
some money, not get involved--

Okay, okay. Maybe he can put us
onto something.

Yeah, the first train
to the big house.

Well, anyhow, it won't hurt
to call him up and say hello.

You call him up and say hello.

Hey, this highway hiking's
a bad scene.

I'm going to cork off
for a while.

Pardon me, Mr. Mike.

Do you know how
to fix a ukulele?

Well, I'll give it a try.

What's your name?

Sue-Lin.

Do you play
this thing, Sue-Lin?

I'm just learning.
I got it for my birthday.

Oh, that's nice.
How old are you?

A girl isn't supposed
to tell her age.

Well, not if
she doesn't want to.

But I'll tell you.
I'm really 7.

Except when I go on a bus.
Then I'm only 5.

All right.
That will be our secret.

There you go.
Now try it.

I might break it again.
I think I use too much thumb.

Could be.

Mr. Mike, I have a real secret.
Promise you won't laugh?

Cross my heart.

I don't know something.

You don't ?

No. And I'm ashamed
to tell Uncle Walter.

What is the world's fair?

Oh, well, let's see.

First of all,
it's a collection of exhibits.

What are exhibits?

Exhibits?

Well, they're sort of...

things you put on exhibition.

What are exhibitions?

I don't seem to be
explaining it very well, do I?

Not so far.

Well, I'll tell you what.

Maybe this will give you an idea
of what it's going to be like.

I think.

¶ Take me to the fair ¶

¶ Take me to the fair ¶

¶ Don't know anywhere
I would rather be ¶

¶ Let's go to the fair ¶

¶ We'll walk hand in hand
Through tomorrowland ¶

¶ Honey, you and me ¶

¶ I want to see everything
Do everything ¶

¶ While we're viewing it all ¶

¶ I'll buy the peanuts
And popcorn ¶

¶ We'll have us a ball ¶

¶ You can spend my pay ¶

¶ Crush me in the crowds
I'll be in the clouds ¶

¶ Honey, I don't care ¶

¶ Take me there by sleigh ¶

¶ Roller skate or bike
Any way you like ¶

¶ But take me to the fair ¶

¶ I want to see everything
Do everything ¶

¶ While we're viewing it all ¶

¶ I'll buy the peanuts
And popcorn ¶

¶ We'll have us a ball ¶

¶ You can spend my pay ¶

¶ Crush me in the crowds
I'll be in the clouds ¶

¶ Honey, I don't care ¶

¶ Take me there by sleigh ¶

¶ Roller skate or bike
Any way you like ¶

¶ But take me to the fair ¶

¶ Take me to the fair ¶

¶ Take me to the fair ¶

Just like you said.
Too much thumb.

Look, Mr. Mike.
What's that?

It's called a monorail, honey.

Sorry gentlemen.
This, end of the line.

Thanks for the ride, Mr. Ling.

Thank you, Mr. Ling.

Here we go, honey.

Uncle Walter, are we going
to ride on the monorail?

Soon as I make phone call
to see if I have any messages.

Goodbye, Mr. Mike.
Goodbye, Mr. Danny.

So long, kid.
Have fun, honey.

Well, let's put
this stuff away.

I'll take care of the guitar.

Just don't hock it, all right?

I won't.

[SPEAKING CHINESE]

All right.

Let's get out to the airport.

I'll take that, sonny.

Start looking for a job.

What's the stress?

If we don't start working,

we're going to have to stop
eating. That's the stress.

Look, pal, I hate to see
you panic like this.

Now, Vince'll put us up
for a couple of days.

Danny, we don't even know
if Vince Bradley's in town,

much less where.

So we ask around.

If we spend the whole day
looking and come up empty,

we're going to wind up
sleeping in the park.

And besides,
if we find him, there's no--

LING: Mike?
Yeah?

Aw, what's the matter, honey?

Big disappointment.

Have to do special job right
away for important customer.

Cannot take niece to the fair.

Aw, that's too bad.

Don't cry, honey,
it'll be all right.

Don't cry.

Attagirl.

Hey, why don't you take her?

Brilliant.

Would you, Mr. Mike?

Uh, well I'd like to, honey,
but you see we have to--

Please.

It'd be good for you.

You've been tensing up lately.

Danny, you keep forgetting
we got no folding stuff,

like we're broke,
we're strapped, you know?

Only temporarily.

What's the matter?
Your feet hurt?

Hey, where'd you get that--?
No, no, no, calm down.

Ten for you, 10 for me.

I've been keeping it
for an emergency.

Now can you take me, Mr. Mike?

I have four dollars
saved from my allowance.

We'll go Dutch treat.

Oh, look at the kid.

Look at the kid.

Mr. Ling, you don't mind

if he takes the kid
to the fair, do you?

I guess it's okay.

Long as you get her
back by 8:00.

I'll meet you here myself.
Eight o'clock sharp.

Big deal.

Will you, Mr. Mike?

Go ahead.

Like I was saying,

we better get started if we're
going to see everything.

So long, gentlemen.
Oh, boy!

Have a nice time.

See you, Mr. Ling.
Bye, Mr. Danny.

I wish we had a seat
that faced the front.

Oh, I can see fine
from here.

Uh, excuse me, miss,

would you like
to have my seat?

Oh, no, thank you,
I'd rather stand.

Good. Good.

There's the Ferris wheel.
Look at it go around.

Amazing.

Golly, I don't know
where to begin.

Take your choice.

Wowie, huh?

You haven't seen anything yet.
We got a lot of looking to do.

I'm hungry.

We got a lot of eating to do.
Come on.

Good.

Okay.

And the little lady
wins a big, big doggie.

All right. You win, smarty.

Want me to carry it for you?

No, no, I love it.

It's bigger than you are,
you know.

It's a dream car.

Oh, I'd love to get that
for Uncle Walter.

What? To deliver apples in?

That's silly.

That's silly. You're silly.

Seven-course Chinese dinner,
99 cents. Come on, Mr. Mike.

Ah.

I'll have a--
One egg roll please.

Here you are.

Something for you, sir?

No, thank you.
Something for you.

Thank you.

Come on.

I'm hot.

What's the matter?
You want popcorn?

Here you are, Sue-Lin.

Thank you.

[SUE-LIN GROANS]

I don't feel good, Mr. Mike.

I don't feel good.

I wonder why?

[SUE-LIN GROANING]

Easy, honey, easy.
We'll fix you up.

Good heavens,
what's the matter?

I got a stomach ache.

She kind of went overboard
on the groceries, ma'am.

I'm afraid it's my fault.

That's generally the case.
Are you all right?

Oh, sure. My stomach went
through three years in the Army.

Is that dog yours
or the child's?

Oh, I'm just holding it
for her, ma'am.

Come along, dear.

This shouldn't take too long.

I've never seen a little girl
eat so much stuff in my life.

I don't know where
she puts it all.

No wonder she's sick.

I shouldn't have let her
eat all that junk.

Hot dogs, Cracker Jacks.

"Is that dog yours?"
What a stupid question.

Well, I hope Sue-Lin's
all right.

I shouldn't have let her eat
all that junk, anyway.

Popcorn, Cracker Jacks,
strawberry waffles.

Pardon me. Are you next?

Uh, no, I was just waiting.

Oh.

Come to think
of it, yes. Yeah.

Well, what seems
to be the trouble?

Uh...

It's my eye, ma'am.

My eye.

Did you get something in it?

Yeah, I must have.

Well, which eye?

Uh, it's hard to tell.
It changes.

It changes?
Uh-huh.

See, one minute there's
something in this eye

and the next minute,
there's something in this eye.

And it goes back and forth.

Goes back and forth?
Uh-huh.

Well, if you look
a little closer,

maybe you could see
what I'm--

I-- This way, please.

Would you like to bring
your doggie with you?

No, I think he'll be
all right here.

Oh.
Don't run off, Tiger.

I beg your pardon?

I was just talking
to the dog.

Oh.

Sit down.
Thank you.

What's your name?

Miss Warren.

Do I have to call you
Miss Warren?

No. If you prefer,

you may call me Nurse Warren.

Thanks.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm-hm.

Do you see anything?

Nothing.

Uh, excuse me.
I'm getting dizzy.

There is nothing
in either eye.

Well maybe it's right
in the middle,

just passing under my nose

and going from one eye
to the other?

I'm afraid that would be
medically impossible.

Well you can't tell.

Science is making new
discoveries everyday.

Yes, and it's too bad

they haven't come up
with a wolf repellent.

Okay, okay. I rushed it.

My name is Mike Edwards.

I'd like to start over again,
Miss Warren.

The only thing that I want
you to start, Mr. Edwards,

is out.

Look, I know I have
a tendency to press,

but it's a personality flaw.

Basically, I'm not
a bad guy, really.

Do you want me
to call the guard?

I like it better
with just the two of us.

Mr. Mike?

Mr. Mike?

Hi. How do you feel?

All better.

Good.
Hello.

Hello.

The lady had me drink
something bubbly

and now my stomach ache's
all gone.

Good.

Were you sick too?
Uh...

No, I just caught
something in my eye.

I'm afraid it's going to be
there for a long time.

Goodbye, Mr. Edwards.
Goodbye, Miss Warren.

Oh, Mr. Edwards?
Yes?

You, uh, forgot your doggie.

Oh, that's my doggie.

I'm glad you told her.

Come on, we still
got lots to see.

Popcorn, Mr. Mike?

Are you sure?

Mm-hm.

Two popcorns.

MIKE:
¶ Take away the scent
Of flowers ¶

¶ Cover up the sky of blue ¶

¶ Close my ears
To tender love songs ¶

¶ They remind me
Too much of you ¶

¶ Hide young lovers'
Warm embraces ¶

¶ Keep stars and moonlight
From my view ¶

¶ Let me forget
There are such places ¶

¶ They remind me
Too much of you ¶

¶ Must I evermore be haunted ¶

¶ Day after day
My whole life through ¶

¶ By the memory
Of each moment ¶

¶ That I spent
Alone with you? ¶

¶ And if these lovely things
Don't hurt you ¶

¶ Our love just wasn't
Meant to be ¶

¶ But please come back to me
My darling ¶

¶ If they remind you
Too much of me ¶

Mr. Danny.

Hi, buddy.

Shh. She's sleeping.

I get her right to bed.

Thanks so much,
Mr. Edwards.

Not at all, Mr. Ling.
In fact, I enjoyed it.

I wish good luck.
Hope you both find jobs.

Thank you. Tell Sue-Lin
when she wakes up tomorrow,
I said goodbye.

Will tell.
You do that.

Now, hey, I have
big news, colleague.

Find us a job?

A job? Hey, don't be so crude.
This is good news.

We're going to have
to line up something.

Now, patience. Patience.

Our relief ship is in.

All we have to do
is climb up the gangplank.

Oh, that's nice.

Hey, buddy,

What's with you,
punctured eardrums?

I'm delivering a big message.

Okay, so you found
Vince Bradley.

Mike, level off.
Is something wrong?

No. As a matter of fact,
I feel kind of good.

In a lousy sort of way.
Come on, what happened?

You're probably going
to laugh yourself to death
when I tell you.

Come on.

Well, I ran into
this girl today.

Flash! He ran
into a girl, today.

Yeah, I know, I know.

But this girl was...

I must be flipping my lid.

She's not even my type.

You mean, like aloof?

Worse, chilly, ice cold.

Well, they all have to be
room temperature, right?

Right.

Hey, come on. I got something
I want to show you.

Regardez!

Who's it belong to?

You'll have to see him
to believe him.

Someone you used to know?

A guy named Barney Thatcher.

Met him first time
this afternoon.

What so special
with Mr. Thatcher?

He happens to be absolutely,
far and away,

the worst gin rummy player
in the world.

Hop in.

Come on!

Come on.

You nuts, or something?

We'll get thrown--

Here we have the living room.

Follow me, please.

Dining room,

kitchen, bedroom,

and on down the corridor,
shall we say, the family room.

Okay, so it's charming.
But whose is it?

It's ours for the next two
weeks. Pretty posh, huh?

Details.

I cannot tell a lie.

I did it with my
little pasteboards.

Gin. Three blitzes
and a double in spades.

Yoo-hoo.

Get out the cards,
Danny-boy, I'm ready.

Oh, I'm going to clobber
you tonight.

Easy there, buckaroo.

Barney,
this is Mike Edwards.

Barney Thatcher,
our host.

Pleased to met you.
Hi.

Play gin?
No, not me. No.

Oh. So shuffle the cards.

Well, we haven't parked the car
or brought our bags in yet.

I'll park the car,
I'll bring in the bags.

You shuffle.

I'll do that.

Danny, you weren't born,
you were dealt.

[CAR STARTS
AND DRIVES OFF RAPIDLY]

Where'd you dig him up?

At a little bridge club

Vince Bradley
used to hang around.

Bridge club?

Well, uh, that's what the guard
at the door called it.

Uh, excuse me.
I'll take it.

Come on Danny, deal.

Uh, uh, uh, uh.

My lucky chair.

Oh.

Hey, what about your wife?

Oh, don't worry about her.

She fell asleep in front
of the television set. Deal.

WOMAN:
Barney?

[SIGHS]

Those commercials
always wake her up.

Well, come on.
Deal a fast one, come on.

[KNOCKING]

Barney!

Coming, precious,

you miserable...

Sounds like she keeps him
on a pretty tight leash.

He doesn't even
get an allowance.

That's why all I could
beat him for

was the rent and use
of the station wagon.

You're forgiven.

But we're going to have
to get a move on

and get a job tomorrow.

In 12 days,
Bessie goes on the block.

Don't worry,
we'll raise the dough.

You know...

she's the kind who might
go for the sympathy bit.

Who?

Oh, the nurse I met
at the fairgrounds today.

Florence Nightingale, servant
of humanity and all that jazz.

The rabbit hunter
rides again.

Some doll gives him the brush,
and right away it's a challenge.

I'll tell her
she's keeping me up nights,

ruining my health,

breaking my heart.

She'll probably hand you a pill.

No, you'd be surprised Danny.

Some women love to think
they can destroy you.

And do.

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Who, who ¶

¶ Well excuse me if you see me
Crying like a baby ¶

¶ Since she rejected me
There's nothing left save me ¶

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Who, who ¶

¶ Hey Cupid, where are you? ¶

¶ My heart is growing sadder ¶

¶ That girl rejected me
Just when I thought I had her ¶

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ Oh, ho ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Who, who ¶

¶ Well, she would not listen to
The things my heart was saying ¶

¶ She turned and walked away
And told me I was playing ¶

¶ Some guys have all the luck
But my heart hasn't any ¶

¶ I think I'll paint a sign
"For sale for a penny" ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ My poor heart ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ Yeah ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Who, who, who ¶

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ Oh, ho ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Who, who ¶

Quiet!

Quiet, you'll wake Thelma. Sh!

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

¶ Oh, oh ¶

¶ Who wants to buy a heart? ¶

¶ My poor heart ¶

¶ One broken lover's heart ¶

¶ Oh, yeah ¶

¶ One broken heart for sale ¶

It's just unbelievable.

I can't figure it.

Not one lousy job open.

Every clodhopper in the country
must be up here for the fair.

You know, I still say
Vince Bradley's our best bet.

Danny?
Yeah?

Why don't you knock it off?

You're starting to sound
like a broken record.

Vince Bradley. Vince Bradley.
Vince Bradley.

He never listens to me.

You know, you never
listen to me.

And I wonder why.

Hey, kid.

How would you like
to kick me in the shin?

How would I like
to kick you in the shin?

Uh-huh.
Mister, are you drunk?

No, no. No kidding.
I'll tell you what.

If you kick me in the shin real
hard, I'll give you a quarter.

Okay. Go ahead. Play it.

Argh!

Phew.

It's a good one.
It's a good one, boy.

Adults. They're all nuts.

Nurse?
I had an accident.

You again?

I think I broke my leg.

Only a broken leg?

Oh, come now.
You can do better than that.

How about malaria?
Or hydrophobia?

No, this is on the level.
I'm hurt, really.

Miss Warren, why aren't you
taking care of this gentleman?

Because I don't believe
he's injured.

You have to take
my word for it, ma'am.

I am injured.

Let me have a look at it.

I'd appreciate it
if you would, ma'am.

Here it is.
Oh.

Easy, ma'am, easy.

Argh!

Why it's a definite skin
abrasion and it's swelling.

Oh, Mr. Edwards,
I'm terribly sorry, I--

Oh, that's all right, honey.
I mean, Miss Warren.

If you just give me
something for the pain--

Of course I will.

Let's take this
gentleman inside.

Yes, ma'am.

You'll have to
forgive Miss Warren.

Lately, her mind seems
to be in outer space.

Yes, ma'am.

[GROANS]

Just sit over there, please.

Miss Warren, would you
take my coat off, please?

Yes.

Uh, Miss Warren?
Yes.

Would you help me
on the table, please?

Thank you.

Well, Mr. Edwards,
how did this happen?

I tripped on something.

Broken pavement, I think.

Broken pavement?
Here in the fairgrounds?

Oh, yes.

Well, do you remember
the exact location?

Well, I sort of blacked out.

I'll probably come back to me
when I talk to my lawyer.

Your lawyer?

Oh, yeah.
He's a wonderful guy.

If you give him a call,

I'm sure he'll be glad
to come right over.

Mr. Edwards, I don't think
you need to bring
your lawyer into this.

Well, I don't want to cause
trouble for anybody,

but think he'll want
a statement.

And besides, I don't have
any other way of getting home.

Oh, I'm sure we can do
something about that.

Miss Warren, you're just
going off duty, aren't you?

Well, yes, but I--

I don't want to impose
on anybody, ma'am.

If you'll just phone my lawyer,
it'll be all right.

It's no imposition at all.

Miss Warren will be delighted
to see you safely home.

Won't you, dear?

Delighted.

Well, there we are.

By tomorrow,
you'll be as good as new.

Well, whatever you say...

and my lawyer thinks.

Here's your coat,
Mr. Edwards.

Thank you.

I'll go and change and meet you
in the waiting room.

It's mighty nice of you.

Now, will just walk up and down
on that please?

Sure.

[MOANS]

[GROANS]

Well, I'm sure that by tomorrow
it'll be perfectly all right.

I hope so.

Get in.

[GROANS]

Nice of you
to take this trouble.

No trouble at all.

It's the least I can do
for the good of the fair.

If you've got a date tonight,
I hope he'll forgive the delay.

If I did, he would,

but I don't.

No steady?

I beg your pardon?

No one particular guy
you go out with all the time?

Well, I hardly see how that
concerns you, Mr. Edwards.

After all, if I'm going
to go around breaking my legs
on your account,

I should at least
know where I stand.

On my account?
Sure.

With the way I've been
feeling since we met,

it's just been blind luck
that I haven't been run over
by a bus or something.

And the amazing part is,

no other girl has ever
affected me that way.

You mean as a rule,
you just treat them as sisters?

Well, I wouldn't
go that far but, uh,

well, up until now,

when I was all alone
up in the blue with Bessie,

I just didn't feel
the need for anybody else.

Bessie?

She's my airplane.

Oh, you're a flyer?

Yeah. Nine thousand hours
in the air.

Eight thousand with a plane.

Air Force?
Uh, no.

Airline pilot?

No. I guess you could call me
one of the last pioneers,

just going where the wind blows
and flying wherever I'm needed.

Oh. You're looking for work.

We're coming up to the gate.

I'll put you
in a cab there.

Argh!

Oh!
Stop the cart.

It's happening again.

What's the matter?

Everything's going black.
I feel pale.

Now, Mr. Edwards, look,
you just try to calm down.

Now, get a hold of yourself.

Maybe I should have eaten
something yesterday.

Yesterday? When was
the last time you did eat?

It's been days.
Nourishment, that's what I need.

Mr. Edwards, will you please
try to control yourself?

Look, there's a restaurant up
at the top of the Space Needle.

There is?
Yes.

We'll go up there
and get you something.

Okay. You're the doctor.

What?
Uh...nurse.

Just give me these,
and lean on me. Right?

It's okay.

[GROANING]

Hi, Irma.
Oh, hi, Diane. Any news?

No, not yet.

I've got my fingers
crossed for you.

Thank you.
See you later.

Uh, what was that all about,
uh, Diane?

I've applied for a job

in the government's
space-medicine program.

Oh, that's great.

You know, it must give a girl
like you a wonderful feeling

to know she can do
something...useful?

Mr. Edwards, it just may--

Oh! Oh. My foot.

Hold it folks.
Back of the line.

Oh, but his foot
is giving him a lot of pain.

Ow.

Oh, you can go
the short way.

Thank you.

ELEVATOR GIRL:
Going up.

Sorry, you'll have to wait
for the next one.

Two roast beefs.
Coffee later?

That'll be fine.

Coffee later, please.

Thank you.

Isn't Mount Rainer beautiful?

Oh, breathtaking.

Can I help it if I'm not
so large for mountains?

Ah-ah-ah.

See, there I go,
pressing again.

I told you, that's one thing
I have to watch.

You do that, Mr. Edwards.

Mike.

I'll try, but it's not so easy
with a girl like you.

And what kind
of a girl am I?

Well, for one thing,
you've got ideas,

and you look ahead
to the future.

Like going into
the space program.

Have you seen
any of the exhibits here,

like the Spacearium, or the
Space Administration display?

Yeah, yeah. Fantastic.

Well, I can tell you they
certainly changed my outlook.

Why, all of a sudden, stomach
aches and twisted ankles

and broken legs just stopped
seeming so important.

And I guess you kind of have
a tendency to overrate them.

Present leg excepted.
Thank you.

Tell me some more
about this space program.

All right.

Are you really a pilot?
Sure.

Well, the space program
has a lot of jobs
that a pilot can qualify for.

I might just look into that.

You know there might come a time
when we'll remember this

as the day that I started out
with a broken leg

and, thanks to you, ended up
strapped in a nose cone.

[CLEARS THROAT]

If this were
anyone else but me,

I'd say that the altitude
was to blame.

For what?

For the way I feel.

You're not starting
to black out again?

Oh, no. I never felt better
in my life.

¶ I'm falling in love tonight ¶

¶ Somehow I know ¶

¶ The beautiful world tonight ¶

¶ Is sharing its glow ¶

¶ When love let me down before ¶

¶ I said I was through ¶

¶ But I'm falling
In love tonight ¶

¶ With you ¶

¶ Till you walked by ¶

¶ I laughed
And played the game ¶

¶ One kiss, then goodbye ¶

¶ And out went the flame ¶

¶ But somehow
You've changed me, dear ¶

¶ This time it's true ¶

¶ I'm falling in love tonight ¶

¶ With you ¶

[APPLAUSE]

I could have sworn
we were alone.

Let's go.

Oh!

Let me help you.

I'll be all right.

As your nurse, I insist.

Don't walk so fast.

Oh! Ah!

Is it getting worse?

A little. This stampede
isn't helping, either.

Look, you'd better
get off your feet.

Come on, I'll take you home.

Thanks. Thank you.

[MOANS]

By the way, do you live
very far from here?

No.

Well I'm way out
at the other end of town.

Maybe if I could stop off
at your place
and rest for a while, huh?

Of course. Mike, I feel terrible
about not believing you.

Forget it.
Hi, mister.

Hi, kid.
See you around.

Come on, let's go, honey,
it's getting late.

Would you like me to kick you
in the shin again, mister?

Uh...why don't you get lost,
little boy?

Well, what an imagination
he's got.

Oh, come on, mister.
I could use another quarter.

Here's a half a dollar.
Now disappear, huh?

Little boy, did this...

this man really give you
a quarter to kick him?

Yes. He's some
kind of nut.

Be careful lady.
So long.

You, you miserable--

Diane, believe me, the kid
is an absolute stranger.

And you're an absolute liar.

[SARCASTICALLY]
I'm falling in love tonight.

Well, I am!
I mean, I was.

I did, I did.

As far as I'm concerned,

you can go back up
the Space Needle and jump off.

Diane, wait a minute.
Just let me explain, will you?

Argh!

Diane, wait a minute!

Oh, Mr. Mike.

I'm so glad I found you.

I've been looking for you
for hours.

Just a second, honey.

Mr. Mike, please.
My Uncle Walter has disappeared.

Good, good.

What am I going to do,
Mr. Mike? He's gone.

What? Who's gone?

My Uncle Walter.

He went out with his truck
this morning

to pick up his load
for our trip home

and he never
came back for me.

Now, now. Take it easy, honey.
Take an easy.

What time was he
supposed to come back?

Nine o'clock this morning.

I waited at the rooming house
until almost 3 in the afternoon,

but he didn't call or anything.

So I came out here
to look for you.

You're the only friend
I have in Seattle.

Don't cry, don't cry.

Blow.

Again.

That's better.

You stop crying,
and don't worry about a thing.

I'll help you
find Uncle Walter.

Thank you.

Hey, come on,
the dice gets cold.

Hey, hey, come on.

Okay--
Sh!

Get the door, get the door.

Thelma.

Quick, get in here.

Hurry up! You want Thelma
to kill me?

What you got there?

Twins. Now excuse me.

[OVERLAPPING PROTESTS]

Sh! Sh! Hold it down,
will you, please?

Okay. All right, come on.

Let the 10 ride.

Seven or 11 does it.

Come on, come on,
what do you say?

Seven or 11.

Snake eyes. You lose.

PLAYER:
Ha, ha. That's wonderful.

There you go.

What are Danny and those men
doing out there?

Uh, they're, uh,
having a business conference.

What kind of business?

BARNEY:
Box cars, you lose.

They're railroad men.
Railroad men, yeah.

I think you better get undressed
and put your pajamas on.

You'll have to turn around.

I'll do better than that.
I'll go out of the room, okay?

All right?
Thank you.

All right fellas, all right.

All right. The games over.

[OVERLAPPING PROTESTS]

Hold it, hold it, fellas.
I'll handle it.

What do you mean,
the game's over, huh?

That's it. It's over.

Oh, I get it. It's on account
of the kid. What's with her?

Her uncle disappeared.
She's going to have
to stay here all night.

But why here?

Because she doesn't have
any other place to stay.

What if her uncle
comes back looking for her?

I left word she'd be here.

I'm sorry, fellas, you're going
to have to call it off.

Let's go to my trailer,
it's my wife's bowling night.

No, stick around.

Hey, we can be quiet.
We're just betting paper money.

Come on, Danny, hurry up
before the dice cool off.

[BLOWS]

Oh, nice going.
Now I lose the house's cut.

The house's cut?
You're not going to be happy

till we're both standing
in front of a judge.

At least I'm trying scratch
up a buck, not run a nursery.

Come on, Danny!

You better get back
to your crap game, Danny.

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Oh, and God bless Uncle Walter
and God bless Mr. Mike.

Time for you to go to bed,
little lady.

Good night, Mr. Mike.

Good night, Sue-Lin.
I'll turn your bed down.

And you just go right to sleep,
and don't worry about a thing,

because tomorrow you'll be back
with Uncle Walter, all right?

Gee, I can't help
worrying a little.

What if I can't go to sleep?

Well, just close your eyes.
Close your eyes.

Both of them.

¶ Sandman's coming ¶

¶ Yes, he's coming ¶

¶ To sprinkle you with sand ¶

¶ He'll say, "One, two, three" ¶

¶ And you will be ¶

¶ In Cotton Candy Land ¶

¶ Sandman's coming ¶

¶ Yes, he's coming ¶

¶ Will take you by the hand ¶

¶ And you'll ride upon ¶

¶ A big white swan ¶

¶ In Cotton Candy Land ¶

¶ You and the swan
Will float upon ¶

¶ A cloud of pink ice cream ¶

¶ Where every star
Is a candy bar ¶

¶ And the moon
is a marshmallow dream ¶

¶ Sandman's coming ¶

¶ Yes, he's coming ¶

¶ Take his magic hand ¶

¶ Now, good night ¶

¶ Now, sleep tight ¶

¶ In Cotton Candy Land ¶

¶ In Cotton Candy Land ¶

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Hello?

Hello, Diane?
This is Mike Edwards.

Still no U-N-C-L-E, huh?

No, we haven't
found him yet.

[SIGHS HEAVILY]

You look a little beat, honey.

Why don't you go in
and have a glass of milk?

Okay. Do you want one?

Maybe later.
You go ahead.

You try the cops?
Yep. They don't have a thing.

Well, why don't you
get a hold of her folks?

Uncle Walter
is the whole family.

Well, that's rough,
old buddy...

But we've done all we can.

This is a job for like,
a social worker now.

No dice. They'd just put her
in some detention home.

Hey, why don't you
soften up, man?

She's a helpless little girl.

I liked it better when you
stuck to helpless big girls.

After all, we didn't come
to Seattle to baby-sit.

Well, it won't be for long.

Probably just long enough

for you to strike out
with that nurse.

I've already struck out.

Last night, when I called her
on the phone, she hung up.

Besides, right now,
Sue-Lin comes first.

Look, chum,
get back on the ground.

This is no place for a kid,
and you know it.

It'll have to do, buddy.

Gin time, Danny boy, gin time.

Thelma's gone to the dressmaker

and I'm free,
for a mad half-hour.

Where will it be,
your place or mine?

It'll have to be yours.

It seems the Pied Piper here
is entertaining.

Mike!

Mike!

Mike!

[MOANS]

What's the matter, honey?

I feel kind of sick and dizzy.

You're burning up. How long
have you been like this?

It started all of a sudden,
but I'll be okay.

No, you will not be okay.
I'm going to call a doctor.

No, Mike! Please!

But honey,
you have a temperature.

I'm afraid of doctors.
They're men.

Don't be silly.
I'll be right back.

I wouldn't mind a lady doctor,
or a nurse.

I know. Why don't you call that
nice Miss Warren, at the fair?

No, no, she--

I bet she could
make me feel better.

Well, if I thought
it would do any--

Oh, please, Mike.
Won't you call her?

Almost 6.
Okay, I'll give it a try.

Now, just lie still.
I'll be right back.

[GROANS]

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Hello, Miss Warren?

Speaking.

Diane, this is Mike Edwards.

Please don't hang up.
This is important.

Oh, I'm sure it is.

I suppose you're soliciting
funds for a broken leg telethon.

No, no.

Now, listen.
You remember Sue-Lin,

the little girl I brought into
the dispensary the other day?

Well, she's staying with me,

and she's sick,
and she's asking for you.

What did you do?
Kick her in the leg?

This is on the level.
She's got some kind of fever.

Look, it was her idea
to call you.

I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards,
but I just don't believe you.

Mike, can I speak to her?

No. Now, what are you
doing out here?

Go back inside.
Please.

Maybe she'll believe me.

Hello? Hello?

Well, I doubt it,
but you can try.

Just a second please.

Hello, Miss Warren.

Sue-Lin?

It's really me,
and I did ask Mike to call you.

My head's all hot in front.
Will you come and fix me?

Well, I can't right now.

Please?

We're at the Century 21 Estates
on Lakeview Road.

Will you, Miss Warren?

Huh?

Well, all right, Sue-Lin.

You just cover up and keep warm,

and I'll get there
just as soon as I can.

Oh, thank you, Miss Warren.
Goodbye.

Oh, goody, she's coming!

Say, are you starting
to feel better?

No, no.

[COUGHS]

Oh, well,
don't misunderstand me.

I wish you a speedy recovery,
but not before she gets here.

Won't you come in?

Where's Sue-Lin?

She's right back there...in bed.

She'd better be.

Come with me, please.

[KNOCKING]

Sue-Lin?

Hello, Miss Warren.

Why, what happened to you,
little lady?

Have you been eating some more
of those Belgian waffles?

No, I just don't
feel so fine.

Ah. Well, we'll fix you up.

Let's take a look
at your throat first, huh?

Say "ah."
Ah.

Uh-huh.
There's no inflammation.

We'd better
take your temperature.

Do you want to check her leg
for footprints?

Oh, my leg doesn't hurt.

Mr. Edwards was merely
being funny, dear.

Excuse me, did you say
merely or nearly?

I don't suppose you would have
time to fix up a cold compress?

Oh, I might be able
to squeeze it in.

My throat's dry. Could I have
a glass of water, please?

Yes, you may, but you keep that
right there, okay?

The water's in the kitchen.

All right.

Excuse me,
do you want this very cold?

Very cold.

Oh, boy.
That's cold all right.

Thank you.
You're welcome.

Well, you do have
a temperature, 101.

Oh I thought it would
be higher than that.

Sue-Lin, how do you happen
to be staying here?

I came to Seattle with my
Uncle Walter, but he got lost.

So Mike said I could live here
until we find him.

Are you and Mike old friends?

No. I just met him
two days ago.

He's the nicest man
I've ever known.

Well, I must say
he's full of surprises.

Well, what's the verdict?

Well, she does have
a little temperature,

but I don't think
it's serious.

Here, honey,
you take these.

Here. That's a girl.

That's it. Now, I want you
to get some sleep.

All right. Good night.

Good night dear.

Good night, Sue-Lin.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Thanks for coming over
to see Sue-Lin, Miss Warren.

I'm glad I did.

Do you have a cigarette?

Sure. They're outside.

You've certainly been sweet
to Sue-Lin.

Do you have any idea what
happened to her Uncle?

Not a clue.

And there's nobody else
to get in touch with,

because he's
her only relative.

Mike, you know you really should
notify the child welfare board.

No, I don't want to do that.

I can take care her myself
until her uncle comes back.

And suppose he doesn't?

He will.

Will you keep her here
until he does?

Sure. I guess so.

I mean, if she wants
to stay, why not?

You're a very remarkable guy.

MIKE:
¶ You kiss me, darling ¶

¶ A miracle starts ¶

¶ A magic feeling ¶

¶ Comes into our hearts ¶

¶ The spell of love begins ¶

¶ When we're alone ¶

¶ And we're in ¶

¶ A world of our own ¶

¶ You say you want me ¶

¶ And music I hear ¶

¶ Touch me, my darling ¶

¶ And clouds disappear ¶

¶ The sky is bright above ¶

¶ And cares have flown ¶

¶ And we're in ¶

¶ A world of our own ¶

¶ Holding you close is heaven ¶

¶ Only I know what it's worth ¶

¶ Knowing you're mine forever ¶

¶ is the greatest wonder
On earth ¶

¶ Nothing can change it ¶

¶ The magic's begun ¶

¶ When we're together ¶

¶ Our hearts become one ¶

¶ I find a happiness ¶

¶ I've never known ¶

¶ When we're in ¶

¶ A world of our own ¶

¶ When we're in ¶

¶ A world of our own ¶

Hubba hubba.

Hubba, hubba and hubba.

Oh, I tell you, this place comes
equipped with everything.

Knock it off, Danny.

Scusi, scusi.
Tonight I'm very Italian.

Tonight you're very drunk.

Little snort of vino?
No, thank you.

Oh. Aren't you going
to introduce me?

Diane Warren, this is
Danny Burke, my partner.

How do you do?

Oh, so you're the big attraction
of the fair, huh?

Danny.

Quite an exhibit, old buddy.

Quite an exhibit.
Danny.

Mike, I think
I'd better be going.

All right.
I'll get your things.

It was very nice
meeting you--

It's no trouble.
Drop by any time, beautiful.

You sure do brighten up
the train, huh?

Excuse me.

Excuse me, please.

Oh, yes, ma'am.

Oh, you don't have to leave
on my account.

I'll call you tomorrow
at the dispensary. Okay?

Please do. Good night.

Good night, honey.

Good night.

Hey, you didn't tell me she was
put together like that. Uh-uh.

Can't you tell a nice girl
when you meet one?

Oh, ho,
now he's a cub scout.

What happened, did somebody
steal your wolf whistle?

Forget it. I just happen to feel
a little different about Diane.

Oh, that's all we need.

Stone broke,
our plane in hock,

and you start
smelling orange blossoms.

Buddy, this is not the time.

Well, I'm sorry.

You don't plan these things,
they just happen, you know.

Well, what about our little
old airplane, Bessie?

When we get our little old
airplane Bessie back,
she's all yours.

You going to give up flying?

Well, not exactly.

I've been thinking about
signing up for something
in the space program.

Space! Beautiful!

You'd be perfect for it.
You've got a head full of it.

I never did claim to be
the brains of this team.

You can say that again.

I've got to check Sue-Lin.

Whew.

Two bourbons on the rocks.
Thanks.

Two bourbons on the rocks
for table three.

Danny Burke!

Hiya, gumdrop.

When did you get in town?

A couple of days ago.

And you didn't call me.

Well, I've been on
a pretty tight schedule

but we'll make up for that.

Now listen,
I spoke to Vince on the phone

and he told me to meet him here.

Over here, Danny.

Hey, Vince.

Oh, honey, as soon as
I'm through with him,

there's a favor
I'd like to ask you.

Uh-uh.
Oh, this isn't a touch.

You name it, Danny.
I'll do that, doll face.

See you later.

Danny.

Hey.

Sit down, sit down.

Thanks.

How are the two boy aviators?

Oh, grounded,
how about yourself?

Oh, you know, slugging along.

I'm glad you called.

I got a job for you,
if you're interested.

A flying job?

Unless you're available
for another kind?

Nah, we're still pilots.

Only our plane's on ice.

Again?

Our pal, the sheriff,
put a padlock on it.

A little matter of
1200 bucks we owe.

Think you could
bail her out in time

to run a load of freight
up to Canada tonight?

Sure, if we had the loot.

You've got it.

Oh, come on!
Yeah.

And I'll toss in another 200
bucks when the work's finished.

How about that?

Hey, boy, you're a lifesaver.

I've been racking my brain
how to get Mike out of town.

He in some kind of a jam?

Women trouble up to here.

But he doesn't think so.

Say, I forgot the name
of the mouse at the bar.

Lily.

Lily, yeah.

I've got to see her
about a phone call.

Be right back.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

Hi, Mike.
Hi, honey.

I'm sorry. Still no luck.

Gee, sometimes I wonder
if Uncle Walter
is ever coming back.

Come on, now. Let's have some
positive thinking around here.

But why would he go away
and leave me all alone?

Alone, with friends
like Danny and Diane and me?

That's right.
I do have friends.

I see you're making
some new ones.

New ones?

Sure, like the clown with the
green face that looks like you.

I don't have a green face.

Well, you don't now.
You gave it to him.

Oh, Mike,
you're just teasing me.

I'm not teasing.
He has got your face.

[DRUMMING]

¶ How would you like to be ¶

¶ A little circus clown? ¶

¶ And you could wear a smile ¶

¶ Instead of that frown ¶

¶ How would you like to be ¶

¶ A little kangaroo? ¶

¶ A-hopping up and down ¶

¶ And I could hop with you ¶

¶ Come on and smile a little
Smile a little ¶

¶ Hop a little
Hop a little ¶

¶ Smile a little
Hop a little bit with me ¶

¶ Smile a little
Smile a little ¶

¶ Hop a little
Hop a little ¶

¶ Smile a little
Hop a little bit with me ¶

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¶ How would you like to be ¶

¶ A little buzzin' bee? ¶

¶ And 'stead of a tree ¶

¶ You could buzz around me ¶

¶ How would you like to be ¶

¶ A little mocking bird? ¶

¶ And you could sing me songs ¶

¶ Like I never heard ¶

¶ Come on and buzz a little
Buzz a little ¶

¶ Sing a little
Sing a little ¶

¶ Buzz a little
Sing a little bit with me ¶

¶ Buzz ¶
¶ Buzz, buzz ¶

¶ A little, do ¶
¶ Re me ¶

¶ A little
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¶ Sing a little ¶
¶ Bit with me ¶

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[BOTH]
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¶ How you would like to be ¶

¶ A little baby bear? ¶

¶ And you could hug me tight ¶

¶ Any time you care ¶

¶ How would you like to be ¶

¶ A little dancing doll? ¶

¶ And you could dance with me ¶

¶ Every time I call ¶

¶ Oh-ho ¶
¶ A-ha ¶

[BOTH]
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¶ Oh-ho ¶

¶ A-ha ¶

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You feel better?

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Clear the strip
and start your motors.

Hi, Danny!

Hiya, cutie.

Uh, see how Tiger's doing, huh?

And you, strap on
your parachute, buddy,

because, uh, we're airborne.

What's the word?

The word is money.
Twelve hundred bucks.

Dauntless Daniel
has done it again.

Twelve hundred bucks?
Right.

With a little extra
for incidentals.

We're out of
the trenches, partner.

Where did you
get 1200 bucks?

Oh, it's an advance.

We got a job
working for Vince Bradley.

Oh, what kind of a job?

Oh, hauling some freight
to Canada.

And there's 200 more coming
when we make delivery.

Why should that pirate
be so nice to us?

It's a business proposition.
He needs transport.

Well, if he needs transport--
Now, now, now, come on.

We got to catch a 2:00 bus
for Sherrington.

And, uh, we'll say goodbye
to Sue-Lin.

Hey, wait a minute.

Who's going
to take care of Sue-Lin?

Oh, uh, Barney can
keep an eye on her.

Come on, we'll be back
in a couple of hours.

Will that be okay
with you, honey,

if Barney takes care of you
for a couple of hours?

Sure. I'll be a big girl.

Okay, but I--

[KNOCKING]

How do you do?

How do you do?
Mr. Michael Edwards?

Yes.

I'm Miss Ettinger.
May I come in?

Oh, please do.

Child Welfare Board?

Yes.

Would you sit down, please?

Thank you.

You must be Sue-Lin.

Yes.

Well, what do you want,
Miss Ettinger?

Well, I'm afraid Sue-Lin
will have to come with me,
Mr. Edwards.

I'm sorry,

but an abandoned child
without any relatives

automatically becomes
a ward of the county.

But she's not abandoned, ma'am.

We're just taking care of her
till her uncle comes back.

There's no telling
how long that'll be.

Well, you can see
our position.

You're two bachelors,

living in a trailer,
neither of you employed.

Please, Mike, I don't want
to go. Don't let her take me.

Well, we were just hired
for a job today. Right, Danny?

And while you're doing it, who's
going to take care of Sue Lin?

Yoo-hoo.

It's rolling time, Danny boy.
I got the dice.

[OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS]

Boys. We have company, eh?

[OVERLAPPING PROTESTS]

I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Be reasonable, Mr. Edwards.

This is hardly a favorable
environment for a child.

She's right, Sue-Lin.

I don't want to go.

I don't want you to
either, honey.

But I'm afraid
you have to.

I love you.
Do you love me?

You know I do.

They won't keep you
very long, I promise.

I'll come up
and see you every day.

And when Uncle Walter
comes back,

we'll have a big party,
all right?

Now, don't cry.

Don't cry.

We'd better get
your things packed.

I'd better give him a hand.

Goodbye, honey.

Goodbye, Mike.
Goodbye, Danny.

So long, cutie.

We'll take good care of her,
Mr. Edwards.

Yes, ma'am.

Before you go, I wonder
if you'd tell me something.

Yes, of course.

How did you know
Sue-Lin was here?

A complaint was filed.

A complaint? By whom?

Well, I guess you have
a right to know.

Miss Diane Warren.

Diane?

Are you sure?

I received the phone call
myself.

I, uh, take it you know her.

I thought I did.

I'm sorry, Mr. Edwards.

Bye-bye, Mike.

Bye-bye Danny.

I don't want to go!

Goodbye.
Don't cry.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.
Bye, Sue-Lin.

Goodbye.

Danny?
Yeah?

Why did it have to be Diane?

That's the one thing
I can't understand.

Why would she do
a thing like this?

Oh, boy.
And I had to fall for her.

A dame who likes to go around
making everybody's decisions
for them.

She must think she's got
the only brain in town.

Well, anyway, I'm glad I got
a good look at this side of her.

What time does
that bus leave?

Two o'clock.

Then let's go.

Did you see that sheriff's face
when we handed him that dough?

I bet he still thinks
we printed it up ourselves.

Come on, smile a little.

We'll be in Seattle soon,
we'll load up for Canada,

and it's off we go into
the wild blue yonder, right?

Right.

Well, we'd better check
and see if Vince is here.

You check.
I'm going to call Sue-Lin.

Right.

Hello? I'd like to speak
with Miss Ettinger, please.

Speaking.

Uh, this is Mike Edwards.

How's Sue-Lin getting along?

Mr. Edwards, where are you?

We thought Sue-Lin was with you.

With me?
What are you talking about?

I'm at the airport.
We just flew in.

Airport?

Well, Sue-Lin ran away
this afternoon, and naturally--

Ran away?

I had to leave her
in my office alone

for a few minutes--
Oh, that's just dandy.

And you're telling me
I can't take care of a kid.

May I?

Mike? This is Diane.

What are you doing over there?

Taking a bow
for the mess you made?

Mike, listen, I--

Hello?

He wouldn't even listen.

I'm going to check
with Mr. Barney Thatcher.

Hey, Danny!

Yeah?

I got to get into town.

You got to get into town?

Sue-Lin's run away.

You can't.
Vince'll be here any minute.

I'll tell you what. You load up,
I'll come back as soon as I can.

Hey, we got a job to do. Hey!

That'll be $5.60.

Keep the change.
Thank you.

Hey, Barney.

Sue-Lin ran away.

Don't I know it?
She was here.

Well, where is she, man?
I mean, why'd you let her go?

I never even laid eyes on her.
She left you a note.

Well, come on,
let's have it.

Well, I'm looking for it.

Come on, man,
I got to find her.

Yeah, I didn't get
that part either.

What does she mean?

She'll wait for you
in her dream car.

Dream car.

Oh, sure.

Barney, can I use
your station wagon?

Go.

Don't say anything
about the note.

Oh, Mike, you think
I'm a stoolie?

[CAR APPROACHING]

Hey! That welfare doll is back.

Quick, give me the keys.

Go out the back way.

Remember, I wasn't here.
Hurry up!

Have you--?

Good evening. Why should I lie?
I got nothing to hide.

[CAR PEELS OUT]

Any sign of him?

I told you
he had to run an errand.

What do you mean,
he had to run an errand?

Keep your shirt on, Vince.
He'll be right back.

Well, he'd better.
Or you're going without him.

Now, come on,
let's load the plane.

Sue-Lin!

Sue-Lin!

Sue-Lin?

Sue-Lin?

What are you doing here?

Oh, Mike! I knew you'd come.
I knew it.

Now, you know you got half
of Seattle looking for you.

I didn't mean
to be bad, Mike,

but don't let them
take me back again, please?

Okay, okay, honey,
we'll play it your way.

Let's get out of here.
Come on.

Where are we going?
To the airport.

Danny and I got our plane back.

Who's in there?

Who's in here?

Come on, let's go.

Jump.

Hey, you!

Hey, you two!

Let's go.

Hold it! Stop!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Stop it!

[WHISTLES BLOWING]

Oops, they got us surrounded.
Let's get out of here.

Don't let them get away!
Head them off!

Don't let them get away!

Hey! Stop!

Hurry, Mr. Mike, hurry!
They're coming. Hurry!

Hurry, Mike, hurry!

All right, I'm hurrying.
All right?

Hold it!

Hang on.

Mike, hurry.

Come on, come on.

Now look,
you've stalled long enough.

Now get this crate rolling.

Hey, listen, Vince.
I'm superstitious.

I can't leave without Mike.

I'm superstitious, too,
and you're leaving without Mike.

[CAR APPROACHING]

Get that thing closed,
lock it up.

Danny!

Get rid of her.

Mike?

Oh, Danny.

Danny, where's Mike?

Uh, he went into town
to look for the kid,

and I don't expect him back.

Well, happy landings to me, huh?

Are you flying
somewhere tonight?

Yeah, that's right.
See you around.

Without Mike?
Well, sure. Why not?

[CAR APPROACHING]

Mike?

Mike?

Sue-Lin?

Mike, please.

Well, it's about time.

Okay, okay.

Mike, you have to believe me.

I did not report Sue-Lin
to the Welfare Department.

What is this, a PTA meeting?

Who's he?
You shut your trap.

Mike, you're late.
Now let's get moving.

Okay, Vince, just don't panic.
Come on, honey.

Without the kid.

What do you mean,
without the kid?

What difference
does it make?

If she's some kind
of a fugitive,

I don't want a lot of cops
crawling around here.

Why not?
Never mind why not.

Blue Eyes can take care of her
until you come back.

How'd you get roped into this?

Smuggling furs.
The deal's off, Bradley.

You heard him, Vince,
the deal's off.

Guess again, Danny.

Come on, get over there!

You're a big man, Danny.

Now, you two Rover boys
listen close.

I bailed out
this mix-master for you,

now you're going to bail me out.

The kid stays.

Come here, kid, over here.
You too, Blue Eyes.

Come on!
We haven't got all night!

Now, they stay,

till you come back and hand me
a certain envelope. Clear?

All right. So get moving.

Come on, move!

Argh!

Get out of the way!

[DIANE SCREAMS]

Look out!
Mike!

No! No more!

Hey, Danny! Danny!

Come on, boy, get up.

Danny! It's me, Mike.

Oh, Mike!
Yeah, Mike.

Come on, snap out of it.

[POLICE SIRENS WAILING]

Come on, Miss Diane.
Come on, it's the police!

Mike, it's the police,
we'd better run.

No, honey,
we've stopped running.

POLICEMAN:
All right, all right.

Take care of him.

What's going on here?
What's going on here?

How long are they going to keep
that little kid in there?

Now you're concerned
about the little kid.

I was also concerned before.

That's why I got rattled and
reported her to the Welfare.

You got rattled.

It was well intended.
I wasn't trying to hurt Diane.

Then why'd you use her name?

Ah, it sounded more official
coming from a nurse.

Hey listen buddy,
I'll make it up to you.

When we go in
to see that lieutenant,
let me do the talking.

Yeah, I noticed
you're very good at it.

It's application,
that's all.

No mystery.
Even you could do it.

Look, do me a favor.
Yeah.

Don't help me.
Just don't help me.

[DOOR OPENS]

I'm sorry Diane.
Can you forgive me?

Of course.

How about me?

That may take a little longer.

Mike, they found Uncle Walter!

Oh, that's great, honey.
I told you they would.

LIEUTENANT:
The report just came through
on the teletype.

What happened?
Where is he?

In a little emergency hospital,
20 miles south of here.

His truck went out of control
on a curve,

and he skidded into the Sound.

Is he going
to be all right?

They say when the bump
on his head goes down,

he'll be good as new.

Mike please, huh?

Lieutenant, one final thing.
You too, Miss Ettinger.

It concerns this sweet,
innocent child.

Oh, there's no
further problem--

I realize you have a job to do
and rules are rules,

but after all, it's not
as if she's a common criminal.

Now, when Sue-Lin ran away,
it was out of fear, anxiety.

She wanted to be with her
friends, her loved ones.

I take it you
have a family, lieutenant?

Yes, I have.

A wife? Children?

You too, Miss Ettinger.

I'm not married.

Well, Mike...

He's gone.

Uh, Miss Ettinger, you're
supposed to be a welfare worker.

Comfort me.

After I return Sue-Lin
to her uncle.

Goodbye, Danny.
Goodbye, Mr. Burke.

Thank you, Mr. Edwards.

We'll notify you as soon
as your application clears.

Thank you, sir.

¶ Happy ending ¶

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