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ANIMALS BLEAT
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ALL CHATTER
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He's back! Mick's back!
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Mick?! Mick's back!
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Mick's back! He is! Look!
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Hi, everyone!
ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
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All right, all right! One at a time,
let him speak! Speak, Mick.
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Oh, it was the adventure
of my life. I had an orange.
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Did you? Oh!
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I saw a bear kill a man.
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Oh, gosh!
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And I met the king.
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No, you didn't! Did you?
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YOU met the king?
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Yep. Ooh, jel.
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Went on his boat. Fishing.
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Fishing... Yeah, he asked
me to join his court,
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but I said no way
I'm leaving you lot.
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You didn't! Sweetie! Mick!
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I'd always wanted to visit
the city, hadn't I? So...
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You have. That's always been your
dream, actually. You had, yeah.
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Ooh, almost forgot!
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I got you all some gifts!
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That's naughty of you!
ALL CHATTER EXCITEDLY
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You didn't think I'd go all that way
without bringing you back something!
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Got loads of salt.
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THEY CHATTER IN APPRECIATION
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And... For us?!
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Look at them! I can't
believe you've done that!
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Yeah!
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ALL CHATTER
That's so generous of you!
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Yeah, one each! Yeah!
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Help yourselves.
Mick, that's naughty...
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Help yourselves!
HE CHUCKLES
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HE COUGHS
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VILLAGERS CHATTER HAPPILY
Look at it!
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Alison.
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CLEARS THROAT
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Alison! Alison!
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MUFFLED DIN
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SHE GROANS
DISTORTED: Alison! Alison!
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SHE WINCES
Oh, my God...
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Alison! Alison!
SHE GROANS
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Alison!
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Oh, my God...
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Alison! Alison...!
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Right. Stand by.
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Ready, steady, go!
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For King and country!
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Oh, I feel so sick...
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Can you get me some water?
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CROAKY: Get your own w...
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CROAKY: I've lost my voice.
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I don't remember leaving the pub.
Must've had fun.
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At least we don't
have to work today.
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SHE SIGHS AND GROANS
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MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES
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Make it stop...
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SHE COUGHS
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Hello?
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Sorry, who from who?
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Isabelle from Belle's Weddings?
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HE GROANS
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Yeah, aw, thanks for
getting in touch.
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Yeah, we're really keen
to be on your books...
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..if you'll have us.
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It's a lovely house.
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Today?
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I wonder if...if...
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No, no, no, no, no. Oh, no. OK,
today... Today's fine. Today's fine.
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HE GROANS
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Maybe just sort of,
like, late, after...
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One o'clock, is it? OK.
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All right.
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OK, bye!
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Oh, my God. OK, I just
need to shake this off...
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Ohhh...
SHE PUFFS
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Bit of breakfast...
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We'll be fine.
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SOBBING
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Shut your mouth! It is a mansion!
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Yeah, boy!
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The impertinence!
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Oh, this looks like fun!
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The bally nerve! It's gone midnight.
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Yeah, it is very late.
Yeah, absolutely.
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Welcome to my house!
ALL CHEER
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CROAKY: Alison!
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Alison...! Oh...!
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Oh...!
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SHE GASPS
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QUIET SNORING
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They came back.
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I think I did my throat bass.
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HE BEATBOXES
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Yeah, you did.
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Oh.
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Shall we just call back and
cancel? No way, we need it.
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We can get this clean in time.
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Oh...
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Have you seen my other shoe?
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Mm-mm...
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OK.
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You get people out and I'll...
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I'm going to get bin bags.
SHE EXHALES
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Right...
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COUGHING NEARBY
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SHE COUGHS
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She awakes.
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Oh, God...
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As radiant as the sunrise itself.
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My mouth tastes like
the inside of a bin.
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I would have made you
breakfast, if I could.
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Perhaps lamb's kidney and onion...
Oh, stop it!
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I wanted to thank you
for last night.
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I'll never forget those
words you said to me.
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What did I say?
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Something that touched
me very deeply.
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Forgive me, I know I've not
had a formal invitation,
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but I wonder if I might...
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Oh, Thomas, it's fine.
You're part of the family.
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Thank you, Alison.
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A thousand thank yous!
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UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC
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Oh, that. Yeah, yeah, I meant it.
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HE SQUEAKS
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Are you OK?
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OK.
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Hello? It's home time.
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MAN GROANS
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Come on, man. It's time to go.
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Why do you sound like Batman?
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I lost my voice. You've
got to go home, bruv.
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Got a wedding planner coming to
look at the house in two hours.
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Come on, then.
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Where are your shoes?
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LOUD DRILLING
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I'll go.
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DRILLING CONTINUES
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INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE
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Ah! Oh, hi, Michael.
Sorry about that.
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I was just wondering if you
could just save the drilling.
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We're a bit fragile.
We're actually just finished.
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At last!
ALL MURMUR
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We'll miss them, won't we?
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We made rather an exciting
discovery, actually.
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Because, you see, none of the
surrounding villages were struck,
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so we know the disease
was brought here...
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ALL MURMUR
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...by a visitor or an individual
who went elsewhere and returned.
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It could be anyone,
I suppose, couldn't it?
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But then we found a few
samples of textiles and furs,
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and we can be certain that they
were host to plague-carrying fleas.
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Once they got out,
you've got no chance.
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Everyone's dead!
HE CHUCKLES
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I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
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I don't think sorry's
going to cut it, mate.
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Ah, Alison, there you are!
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Would you mind putting Guernsey's
Nazi Past on the VCR for me, please?
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I haven't watched my football yet.
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Would you kindly tell Patrick
that he missed his turn
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and a miss is as good as a mile?
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Guys, please, can you keep it down?
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No, Alison, I'm sorry...
I don't care!
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She doesn't!
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Alison...
SHE SOBS
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Oh, I... Actually, I can't...
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I can't deal with this this morning.
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So hungover I actually, genuinely...
I do think I'm going to die.
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Hm, you need a remedy.
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Hair of the dog, love.
Just drink more booze.
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Did you say that last night?
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Yes. I have the cure.
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Soak some mushrooms in milk
of the goat and vinegar
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till it's all warm and musty...
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No, stop it. Stop it now.
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Well, you see, Alison, this is
what happens when you overindulge.
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Square! When you give
in to gay abandon.
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You reap what you sow.
You reap what you sow,
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and now the soil returns...
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Hey.
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Morrow.
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Oh, actually, no, yeah, good.
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Hey, look. Cola!
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Best thing for it.
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SHE SPITS
Oh, God, that is...!
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Oh, no, sorry.
Ah, here she is!
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The madam! The hostess!
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Just when I think you have
grasped the responsibility
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of the family seat, you turn this
place into a den of iniquity,
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inviting goodness-knows-who
to do goodness-knows-what!
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SHE GASPS
Sorry, I think someone's hid
my clothes. Good Lord.
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I shudder to think what happened
under this roof last night.
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This place is full of breakables,
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treasured family heirlooms,
irreplaceable bits of historical...
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Nothing's damaged, and it's just
a mess that I'm cleaning up,
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so just don't...don't worry.
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Well, don't think I won't notice.
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Oh, God!
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Where's Dante?
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Dante?
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The dog.
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SHE GASPS
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DANCE MUSIC
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ALL LAUGH
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Can we get a photo with him?
Oh, yes, let's get a photo, girls!
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Have you got your phone?
A photograph with the girls!
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Here's to me, too!
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Cheers! Cheers!
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Kitty's having a wonderful
time at the party!
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Don't forget me!
That's good! My turn!
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My turn! Take a photo with me!
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Alison! Alison, sorry to bother you.
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The captain asked me
to convey a message.
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Just to turn the music off,
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and to "cease the
talking immediately."
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Tell him to stick it.
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OK.
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Oh...
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Oh!
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He's not here.
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Ooh, you're in trouble now.
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But I thought he
was just an ornament.
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No, he did mean a lot to Lady B.
Loved it like her own child.
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Once told me she loved it more
than anything else in the world.
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Well, I'm sure that...
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Thanks, Alison. Great party!
Same time next week.
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Ha-ha-ha. No. Don't think so, mate.
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LAUGHTER
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Good luck, mate!
You're not going to make it.
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Oh! Oh, yes!
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Yeah, boy!
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Ready? I was born ready.
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'Tis a fair old wangle, that.
You haven't got the strength.
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I got this.
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Whoa! Ha-hey!
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"Stick it"?! Wahey!
Afraid so.
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In my bottom, presumably. Oh!
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Well, you go down there
and you tell her...
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Me turn!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Wahey!
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Yes! Well done!
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Told you! It's a stupid
game, anyway.
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You stupid.
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HE CHUCKLES
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I didn't think this through...
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Uh...
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CROAKY: Just getting my shoes.
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I can't say I'm surprised that
something like this would happen.
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I'll have to tell her,
of course. What? No!
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I will not allow Fanny to be
deceived like this, to be...
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No more war documentaries, then.
Your secret's safe with me.
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It's classified.
She'd have to kill me first.
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Well, you know what I mean.
Right. Find the dog. Clean up.
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Two hours...
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Oh, my word...! Ahh!
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What are you doing up here?!
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We're actually going to
live up here now, actually.
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SHE SIGHS
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Mick killed us all.
Which is not remotely cool.
262
00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,560
MURMURS OF AGREEMENT
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
263
00:12:46,560 --> 00:12:49,040
We can't be sharing the
place with these plebeians.
264
00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,960
What? He gave us all the plague.
265
00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,160
Yeah, look.
266
00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:53,800
ALL GROAN
267
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,320
And this.
ALISON GAGS
268
00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,880
And this. Oh, what even is it?
269
00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:01,400
Guys, please! Oh, here she is!
270
00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,440
Guys, please, please...
Piss off, Mick!
271
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,800
Can you please go back downstairs?
272
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,720
Because, no offence, but you're
actually making me feel really sick.
273
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,400
We're not going anywhere.
274
00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:13,720
Mick should go if anyone's doing
going! Yeah, he's a killer!
275
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,680
ALL MURMUR
Order! Order!
276
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:18,720
We need to come to an
understanding here.
277
00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:20,360
These...people...
278
00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,200
People? Yeah. People.
279
00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:25,800
These people deserve a
full inquiry, chaired by me.
280
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:28,040
Get to the bottom of this business.
281
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:31,120
Ha! You couldn't get to
the bottom of a birdbath.
282
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:35,240
I'll have you know I have extensive
experience of public inquiries.
283
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:39,920
Nice to be the one ASKING the
questions, for a change. Ha-ha...
284
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,560
Come on, then, oiks.
Come on, let's go.
285
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:45,160
Not all of you.
Just your sharpest minds.
286
00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:46,880
Well, that's definitely me. You go.
287
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,720
Do I have to come?
Yeah, you have to come.
288
00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,600
It's all about you, innit?
Right, you stay here.
289
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,840
No, you stay. You definitely stay.
290
00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:54,720
Right, you guys search for Dante.
291
00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,600
And tell the others.
I've got to clear up.
292
00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:58,480
Patrick, you get the others...
You find the others...
293
00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,240
I'll begin the search.
I'll search upstairs.
294
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,720
BOTH: I'm not taking
orders from you!
295
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,760
What is the matter
with you two this morning?
296
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,600
Can you just find the dog? Please.
297
00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,280
Well...
298
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,840
Ah, boy.
299
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:24,000
Don't do it, mate.
Whatever it is, don't do it.
300
00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:30,360
HATCH CLUNKS
301
00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:33,080
Oh. No, no, no, no, no...
302
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:36,760
Come on!
303
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,560
CROAKY: Alison!
304
00:14:43,560 --> 00:14:46,320
WEAKLY: Alison!
305
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,840
She can't hear you.
306
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:49,680
I can't hear you.
307
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,120
JULIAN: Yes, here we go.
308
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:07,680
A bit more of that.
309
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:09,880
It's called a Long and Strong.
310
00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:12,360
And a slug of dark rum.
Dark rum!
311
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,720
Yeah. Oh!
312
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,840
Oh, no! I spilt wine on him.
313
00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,800
I've heard white wine helps.
314
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:20,480
Got it. Oh, yeah, salt helps.
315
00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,080
Is that helping?
316
00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,960
Maybe try white wine.
317
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,320
Actually, white wine's meant
to be best, isn't it?
318
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,520
I said it first!
319
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,280
Nice little bath!
320
00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,800
I said it first!
321
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,640
That's a good dog. You're fine.
322
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,200
Where are you?
323
00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:49,760
Who? Who are you looking for?
324
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:51,720
Nothing. No-one. Mike.
325
00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,760
Ah. Well, I saw him going upstairs.
326
00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,920
No trousers on. No shoes.
At this hour!
327
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,400
I'll tell him.
328
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:00,040
Hmm.
329
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,640
Oh, God...
330
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,920
And, Mick, is it fair to say
331
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:15,440
that these boxes of cloths
and furs could have been
332
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,800
brought in by anyone?
333
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:21,000
No, I brought that box back
when I come back from London
334
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:25,000
when I gone there. He confesses!
Killer! He's just admitted to it!
335
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,160
Order! Order!
336
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:29,280
ALL TALK TOGETHER
337
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,120
Shut up a second, please!
338
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:34,440
Oh, right, you do it for her!
Has anyone seen a stuffed dog?
339
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:37,360
Mick probably killed it.
Gone walkies, has he?
340
00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:38,640
Yeah.
341
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:42,000
You can't teach an old dog new
tricks! Oh, yeah, love that one.
342
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,240
DANCE MUSIC
343
00:16:44,240 --> 00:16:46,920
PLAYS ALONG TO MUSIC ON PIANO
344
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,080
Hey, stay out
of my personal dance space!
345
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,320
You call that dancing?
346
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,280
You do but bounce, boy!
347
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:59,360
I bounce good!
348
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:18,040
CAPTAIN: Stop it! Stop it!
349
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,760
Patrick! Patrick!
What on God's green Earth
350
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,680
do you think you're
playing at, man?!
351
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:25,480
Well... I sent you down
here to stop this nonsense,
352
00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:27,320
and now you're joining in!
353
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,320
Carousing! You are a
spineless little traitor!
354
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:32,360
Oh, naff off, you wazzock!
355
00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:33,600
Yes!
356
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:35,520
ALL CHEER
357
00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:41,280
Go out of it!
You'll see. Right!
358
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,720
CAPTAIN: He's the wazzock...
359
00:17:44,720 --> 00:17:48,360
Oh, there, there. What ails thee?
360
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:53,240
SOBBING: Alison...hates me!
361
00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,360
SHE WAILS
362
00:17:55,360 --> 00:18:00,440
Let it all out. I always feel
better after little cry.
363
00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,960
SHE SOBS
364
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:05,960
DANCE MUSIC
365
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:10,800
Have a little rest in here.
366
00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,480
Oh.
367
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:19,280
Oh, God...!
368
00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:21,600
Oh, half an hour!
369
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,320
Mike!
370
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:25,600
I could really do with
your help down here!
371
00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,680
WEAKLY: I could do with
your help up here!
372
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,560
Ah. I've just checked in there.
373
00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:36,880
Well, I'd like to check for
myself, please, Patrick.
374
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,120
Fine. Fine. Checking what?
375
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,040
In my room?
376
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:42,760
Mice.
377
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:45,240
Yes. Robin spotted some
earlier in the kitchen.
378
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,760
And we know you're not fond,
so we thought we'd...ch-check.
379
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,480
♪ Dante!
380
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,840
♪ Dan...
381
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,080
♪ ..iel. ♪
382
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,640
Who's Daniel?
383
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,680
Oh, I was just doing a
song about the nice names.
384
00:18:59,680 --> 00:19:02,600
♪ Daniel, Veronica
385
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,040
♪ Clive, Annie. ♪
386
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:07,080
Ugh.
387
00:19:07,080 --> 00:19:09,080
I already checked in there.
388
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,880
No-one listen to me.
I don't know why I bother.
389
00:19:18,560 --> 00:19:20,360
Sorry.
390
00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:25,640
MUFFLED DANCE MUSIC
391
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,680
Oh, she sleeps now.
392
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:33,240
Look so peaceful.
393
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,080
SLOW SOUL MUSIC
394
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:56,800
Oh!
395
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,480
Right, well, he's not in there.
No need to look again.
396
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,560
What's going on?
You are. What?
397
00:20:07,480 --> 00:20:09,240
CROAKS: Tony!
398
00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:12,840
Tony! Tony! Tony!
399
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:15,360
Tone... No, no, no, no.
400
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,480
Tone... Tone... Tony! Tony!
401
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,400
HE SIGHS
402
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,240
Long way down! You know that.
403
00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,760
Oh...
404
00:20:36,880 --> 00:20:39,040
Any luck? Negative.
Nothing, I'm afraid.
405
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,600
And you? Nuh.
406
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,040
I might know where he is.
407
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,040
Oh, thank goodness, Kitty. Where?
408
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,680
Oh, you can hear me now, can you?
You've decided I exist again?
409
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,200
Oh, God. Kitty, you know
that it's very difficult
410
00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:52,440
when other people are around.
411
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:55,800
Actually, I think I tried
to tell you that last night.
412
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,800
I'm so sorry, Kitty, but
I can't talk right now,
413
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,240
because I've got guests here.
414
00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:05,040
Kitty, I'm so sorry, but
I can't talk right now
415
00:21:05,040 --> 00:21:06,960
because I've got guests here.
416
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,880
Kitty, I'm so sorry, but I...
417
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:12,880
Oh! I thought you were talking
to someone else called Kitty.
418
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,400
No.
419
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:17,440
Well, that's fine, then!
Friends forever.
420
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:19,720
Great. Great.
421
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:21,640
Yes, so where's Dante?
422
00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:23,640
Have you tried by the front door?
423
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:25,840
That's where he usually is.
424
00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,040
Thank you, Kitty. You're welcome!
425
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,800
There's no way we're going
back down there with him.
426
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,360
I said I was sorry.
I'm really sorry.
427
00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:38,760
You killed my kids, mate.
I've got a boil the size of...
428
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:41,520
Look, look, look, we all have
disagreements, you know,
429
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,160
but we move on. I'm sure you can all
remember something that annoyed you
430
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:47,760
at the time, but that
after a while... You know.
431
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,040
Yeah, like when John milked
my cow without asking.
432
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,000
There you are. I asked your wife.
433
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,480
That's not good enough, though,
is it? So I can't make decisions
434
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:56,520
in my own marriage?
No, what I'm saying...
435
00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:58,720
Walter ate my best apple.
Only cos he widdled on my art.
436
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,160
He did do that. I saw him. Yeah.
437
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,800
I improved it, if anything. What?
438
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,280
Yeah, you can't do faces.
I'm sorry, you can't do faces.
439
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,600
What's that got to do...?
440
00:22:05,600 --> 00:22:07,920
I would have killed you if he hadn't
killed you! I would've bled you.
441
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:10,880
I would have bled you out...
Order! Order!
442
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:14,080
ALL TALK AT ONCE
443
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:17,960
Mike? What are you doing?
She'll be here soon!
444
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,960
So, how goes the search?
445
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,560
What, for the dog or the husband?
446
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,720
Ha! You'd think he'd be more
helpful in your hour of need.
447
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:28,480
Yeah, you'd think, wouldn't you?
448
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,560
I've been thinking...about
what you said.
449
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,320
And I know nothing has changed. But
everything has changed, has it not?
450
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,200
If we could only... Mike!
451
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,440
Honestly, he's
probably asleep again.
452
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,360
Snoring, as he was last night.
453
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,800
What?
454
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:45,600
HE SNORES
455
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,920
DOOR OPENS
456
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:50,840
Thank you for walking me home.
457
00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:52,920
And thank you.
458
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:57,960
It really was the merriest party
this house has seen in centuries.
459
00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,200
I shall bid you goodnight, then.
460
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,880
Thomas?
461
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:03,080
Yes?
462
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,760
If I was 400 years older...
463
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,240
..and you were alive...
464
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,120
..and we were the same age,
and if I wasn't,
465
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:14,040
you know, with Mike, then...
466
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,320
..you and me might have...
467
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,880
Night.
468
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,440
Ah...!
469
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:31,520
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, Thomas, I didn't mean to...
470
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,200
I was very drunk, and...
471
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:36,200
SNORING
472
00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,640
Dante!
473
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,120
Oh, God.
474
00:23:44,120 --> 00:23:47,880
Can we please get back
to the business in hand?
475
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,920
You're not very good
at this, are you?
476
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,760
Excuse me. I'm not about
to take diplomacy lessons from
477
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,960
a diseased, unwashed...you know.
478
00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:58,480
I beg your pardon? Sorry, what's
that supposed to mean, "unwashed"?
479
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,200
I had a bath every year.
480
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,160
Well...you smell!
481
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,760
There, I said it.
482
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,360
That's a nasty thing to say.
483
00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:07,040
Not just him. Yeah, you all do.
484
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,680
How dare you?! What are
you saying? I mean...
485
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,920
Hang on, you can't take it
back now! Yeah, take that back.
486
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:15,560
No, I don't want to take it back.
I mean it! You smell!
487
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:18,800
You smell of dung, of caca,
of poo-poo. Manure!
488
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,280
Yes! I don't know how
I thought this could work.
489
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:23,000
None of you have got any respect.
490
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,080
You know, that's the problem
with the common man -
491
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,960
he doesn't know when to shut up
and listen to the voice of reason.
492
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,840
Oh, God, this is...
Oh, God, it's really horrible.
493
00:24:39,840 --> 00:24:42,240
Just stuff its head back into
shape and pop its eye back in.
494
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,640
Yes, I know, but...
495
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,240
Maybe use some tissues or
something. Yes, but how do I...?
496
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:48,400
Underneath the tail. Bum. Bum.
497
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:49,920
She's coming!
498
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:52,640
Quick, quick, quick. Stop, stop.
499
00:24:52,640 --> 00:24:55,080
FAINT VOICES
500
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,320
Deeper, deeper, deeper, deeper!
501
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:01,560
Oh, God.
502
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:04,080
FAINT VOICES
503
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:06,880
Shh, shh. Oh, God, he's still wet.
504
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:08,920
Stick him by the fire,
he'll soon dry out.
505
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,600
Make haste!
506
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,880
Yeah, no, yeah, no.
507
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,480
Yeah, no...
508
00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,040
Oh! Nice to see you.
Oh, hello, you!
509
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:21,840
Hello, Fanny.
How are you doing?
510
00:25:28,920 --> 00:25:31,160
What's Dante doing there?
511
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,080
Well, I was just tidying
up and I thought
512
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,960
that we should try
him in a new spot.
513
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,640
Yes, he's nice there.
514
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,360
He used to like sitting by the fire.
515
00:25:56,360 --> 00:25:58,880
ALL LAUGH NERVOUSLY
516
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:07,440
INSECTS BUZZING
Uggggh.
517
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:09,920
Oh, yeah, that'll be
the pigeons, mate.
518
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:12,200
Amazing how much they produce.
519
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,920
SHE SIGHS
520
00:26:18,920 --> 00:26:20,680
We did it.
521
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,160
Well, I did it.
522
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:28,800
Well, it was difficult,
but my careful diplomacy
523
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,680
led them to a full reconciliation.
524
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,440
I'm not staying up here with him.
525
00:26:32,440 --> 00:26:35,160
I'd rather live with Mick,
and he killed my whole family.
526
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,960
I am sorry. That's all right, Mick.
527
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:40,720
They were lovely...
Yeah, to die for.
528
00:26:40,720 --> 00:26:43,320
I suppose... You know,
people say things...
529
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,480
..sometimes you get carried
away... ..they don't mean.
530
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:47,920
..and I really didn't mean to,
and... Well, all I want to say is
531
00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:50,880
I'm sorry... ..I'd like to forget...
..good to have you back. Thank you.
532
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,560
We cool?
533
00:26:57,560 --> 00:26:59,400
Yeah, we be cool.
534
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,200
OK.
535
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:11,600
Mike, where are you?! She's here!
536
00:27:18,360 --> 00:27:20,880
Oh, God.
KNOCK AT DOOR
537
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:22,560
OK, everyone, shh!
538
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,560
BREATHES IN DEEPLY
539
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:28,680
BREATHES OUT
540
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,600
Welcome to Button House...
541
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,320
CLATTERING
542
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,280
SHE GASPS
543
00:27:37,360 --> 00:27:39,600
HE YELLS
544
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,160
Ow!
545
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,440
Urghhhhh!
546
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:44,480
SHE RETCHES
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