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(Shutters)

(Background music overlaps dialogue)

Tantrik baba have you come here for some important work.

Yes, I have brought "Prasad" for all of you.

"Prasad"

(Clamouring)

Where is the diamond?

(Background music overlaps dialogue)

Diamond...

Where is the diamond?

Take all these diamonds

I don't want marbles, I want diamonds.

Will you give it to me or should I beat you up.

- Hurry up. - I am giving it Give, give.

(Siren wailing)

Isn't it solid? Do you people know how much it cost?

Even I don't know.

(All laughing)

(Cell phone ringing)

Chokshi uncle.

Hello Chokshi uncle...

Has picked sweet meat from the sweet shop.

Laddus are in hand. They are made of pure ghee.

Damn it, very good, very good.

Now listen, you should go with these laddus...

...to Dubai to my brother Lalwani.

Real brother.

There Lalwani will tell me its real price.

And one more thing.

Your greatest weakness is guns and gambling.

Don't mess with guns and gambling in Dubai. All right cheh.

All right cheh uncle.

Welcome.

(Call ending tone)

Rocky don't take tension, I have great influence in Dubai.

Moscow Chikna, he is Russian lad.

He has settled in Dubai and he is also gun dealer.

He has all types of guns

Moscow Chikna.

Leave me! Leave me!

(Screams)

Leave me! Leave me!

Leave me.

Dump him in the water.

No, not in the water. On the land.

Bring him up.

It is good you removed me out of water...

...or else my wife would have become a window before marriage.

Smarty when will you repay the loan which you had taken for your marriage.

The marriage failed sir, from where will I repay the loan.

You are lying. Your wife is going on a honeymoon.

She is going?

She has already gone and the honeymoon must have already started...

...with someone else.

Why do you have some problem.

No problem with me, she made me her lover...

...and she ran away with someone else and that too with your money.

I will give you only two days to repay the loan.

You are large hearted, give me some more days.

How many?

Hundred or two hundred years.

You...

Months, days, hours... your phone is ringing. (Cell phone ringing)

Hello.

I am talking.

I who?

I Moscow brother.

Does this I have any name

Moscow brother you only kept my code name "I".

Oh you are talking... yes tell me

I wanted to give you a tip.

A pigeon has robbed a famous diamond from Mumbai and is coming to Dubai.

Any other details.

I: He is fond of gambling and guns.

He is coming to you to buy guns.

Okay the work will be done.

This guy is the biggest Don of London Chokshi seth's nephew and...

Brother, think twice before doing anything...

...as this pigeon is Chokshi's favorite and his name is Rocky.

- Is it okay? - Okay.

Can I leave?

Rascal you wait. I am giving you of two more days.

Please have pity on me Moscow brother.

This is Dubai, here only your money and money works.

The one who does not have money is considered to be unlucky.

And the one with money is lucky.

"One kalsa, two kalsa, three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa, five kalsa, six kalsa, seven..."

"Without you. Without you. Without you."

"Without you. Without you. Without you."

"I have no life and no dreams."

"No happiness and no life."

"Want to live and die with you."

"One kalsa, two kalsa, three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa, five kalsa, six kalsa, seven..."

"You are in my every breath."

"My desires are out of control."

"I think of you when I am alone."

"You make my nights colourful."

"Be with me always."

"One kalsa, two kalsa, three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa, five kalsa, six kalsa, seven..."

"Everybody get down. Everybody get down."

"I loose control when I see you come."

"I feel restless when you leave."

"I see you. I love you."

"I want you."

"You are my destiny."

"One kalsa, two kalsa, three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa, five kalsa, six kalsa, seven..."

Get up Lucky.

Get up.

You simply woke me up.

I was dreaming a beautiful dream and will you drive a bit faster.

Even a cycle moves faster than this.

On the highway you will get a ticket for no parking.

You don't say anything about my Priti.

I love my Priti and then when you have...

...to meet JD you are always in a bad mood.

I am only in a bad mood...

...but others seem to be terrified by listening to JD sir's name.

(Scoffs)

I don't know in which unlucky moment did I get caught in his trap.

You had taken me to him.

Lucky we will win a illegal fight and will get money through short cut.

Forget the shortcut money, I have lost to 15 fighters.

We are doomed in loan.

The game parlour also is making a bad business.

I don't know what to do.

You don't take tension...

...this time for JD I have DD, Dangerous Dang.

Oh DD, will it be encashed.

'Let's go!'

I think God has stopped creating such girls, just look at her eyes.

See her lips... I have fallen in love with her.

I would have loved her so much...

...I would have kept her like a queen for six months...

...and then I would have sold her.

The girl has escaped from your hands.

Boss that girl cannot go out of Dubai because I have her passport with me.

Should I circulate her passport in every hotel?

You will bid your money for this girl.

Of all the girls who were brought from India... she was the best.

From whose hold did she escape.

Bring him here.

Please forgive me.

No forgiveness, don't ask for forgiveness to anybody.

Yes.

Okay I have forgiven you.

Hey! Wait...

- Listen Peter, I don't have trust on him. - Yes boss.

He will do mistake again and he will also ask for forgiveness and insult us.

You do one thing, just chop his hands off.

No... no...

(Grunts)

Whom have you brought today to loose.

Yes... I mean...

Not to loose boss, I have brought him to win today.

Who is he?

Dang, brother he is a seven feet gorilla.

Boss, this is Dang. I have seen him fight. He's good.

Bring him for tomorrow's fight.

Yes.

Listen don't turn on your promise.

I will...

The whole of the world can turn from its promise but not me.

Go now.

Boss can I get an advance.

Advance.

Take the advance from the bookie.

Thank you boss, I am going.

Let's go.

(Cell phone ringing)

- MAN 1: Hello, that the girl is in Jumera market. - Hello... yes...

Hold it...

Boss I have got the information that the girl is in Jumera market...

...and some of our boys are also there.

Get her.

Come, let's find out in that shop.

Give two kg gourd.

Give the soft ones.

Why?

When you are angry you hammer it badly.

Oh no! Look at her.

They all are same.

Hey, come on.

- Come on. - Hey!

GOON 1: Come on.

- Let's go. - Wait.

Where are you taking this girl?

Hey old man do your own work.

How dare you call me an old man? Come here I'll show you who is old.

You will show. You come on show.

- Come on. - Munna.

- Munna? - Munna.

Yes, tell me.

- Yes. - Munna.

(Panting)

See didn't the earth shake. See my Munna is here.

Come on... come on.

Who is he?

Abdul... Abdul Dikki, Munna's best friend.

Who is this Munna?

Hey didn't you hear I'm Abdul. Are you deaf?

Hey listen.

Dear girl he is deaf from his right ear. This is Munna.

My brother-in-law.

My younger brother.

(Grunting)

You inserted your hand in the tiger's mouth so now...

...insert the same in the plaster of six months.

(Laughs)

Sister-in-law let's go.

Hey first drop her home.

Where do you stay.

In this country I have no home.

An agent in the greed of giving me a job took me to Dubai...

...and asked me to do something bad.

PAYAL: I ran away from there.

What is your name?

Payal.

From today you will stay with us.

Sister-in-law, there's no place in our house. Where will she stay.

She will stay in our house.

- Our house. - Come dear.

Come on.

BHAIYYA: This is India's old map.

All Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis stayed together.

Here is Munna.

Hey Munna!

Hey Munna! He has brought the luggage.

See dear that's our house.

Whoever gets in troubled in Dubai gets shelter over here.

- Yes. Come. - Let's go.

Who has Munna brought from the market.

(Gasps) Take this.

I have to cook food.

Can I cook the food.

- Can you cook? - Very well.

I think today we will stay hungry.

Come you make rice, rajma and the rotis...

...but I will make the bitter guard.

Why?

Rahul likes it a lot.

Rahul.

Yes he is my son. He is coming today he works in a big company here.

Hey Munna what's the company's name.

A private limited.

Chaube import export private limited take the complete name.

He works very hard. He gets a holiday after fifteen days.

He gives all his salary to me.

Go get my Rahul.

I am going.

Hey Munna if you are going then just collect the car's delivery.

From where.

The Dikki knows.

Hey you didn't go yet he must have been waiting for you in the sun go fast.

Strong heat poor boy.

(Gyration)

Yo man.

(Tyres screeching)

Hey, hold him.

Hey, hero wait.

- Stop. - Move, move.

(Indistinct)

(Indistinct)

(Indistinct)

- Hey you! - Stop!

(Clamouring)

Hey, catch him!

(Indistinct)

(Shouting)

(Shouting)

(Shouting)

(Shouting)

(Tyres screeching)

Catch him! Catch him man!

Stop, man. Stop.

(Horn honking)

(Indistinct)

(Horn honking)

Hey move! Get aside!

- What's up? Any one for lollypop... - We don't want it, just get aside.

- Okay sorry. - Come on, come on, hurry up!

(Indistinct)

(Indistinct)

Come on, come on catch him!

- There he is! - Yes.

Eat this!

- Hey you! - Come.

Hey give my bag or I'll kill you.

- Here. - Give my bag. Give my bag.

Wonderful... You turned out to be the Sachin Tendulkar of thieves.

What a shot. And that too with so much perfection. Very good.

Can I say something.

If we three youngsters keep robbing like this then...

...we can clean the whole of Dubai and only camels and dates.

Be in your age. You will sprain your waist.

Now go to Moscow Chikna and return his money and pay his loan.

And listen I am working for you for the last time.

And that too only because you are Tina's uncle.

Then you can make me your uncle also.

That is what I am waiting for.

Why are you waiting. I will call Tina right now.

No.

Okay you can take her hand, and have rakhi tied on your wrist...

...then I will also become your uncle.

Oh, baby...

"Give it to me baby..."

Wow.

It is imported and that is why flaring so much.

I am talking about the chewing gum

I am talking about your niece.

- Thanks. - Don't worry.

I should say thanks to you.

If you had not come at the right moment then.

You took the risk. Moreover uncle's worries have disappeared.

Anything for you.

That uncle is...

How's your bubble gum.

This. Very nice. Do you want some?

One second.

Tina, this is better.

Filmy.

(Both laughing)

If you are so in to eat left-over then should I give you my toffee.

You are still here.

- He is a cunning thief. - I am none lesser. Be carefull.

Stay away from him. Understood.

Understood.

Hey.

What did you uncle say to you in Bihari?

Keep safe distance.

"Hey you guys going on the floor."

"Mess with us we take you on the floor."

"Both the doors we smack you hunk."

"F to the U to the N K Funk."

"Sound is good."

"Base..."

"Drums..."

"Love me forever."

"You make me forget the world."

"Love me forever."

"You make me forget the world."

"My heart is cheerful if you are with me."

"Open you shake that right."

"Such style such excitement."

"To top it the atmosphere is exciting."

"I am being misled."

"I am loosing my mind."

"O darling, I am feeling lonely."

"A thin barrier divides our closeness."

"Hip Hop Hippi Dippi Hop."

"Make you stop. Flip to the top."

"Hit to the... Hey ho."

"Open the door... Get the show."

"On the floor."

"Whatever our eyes said."

"Either I know or you do."

"Let this affair go on."

"Don't bother don't regret."

"O darling, I am loosing all my senses."

"Without saying the condition of my heart is there for you to see."

"Love me forever."

"You make me forget the world."

"My heart is cheerful if you are with me."

"F to the U to the N K Funk."

"Sing along with me."

"It would be exciting."

"Don't repeat this mistake."

"Don't call funky junky."

LUCKY: That's good.

Lucky, everything will be very costly here, isn't it?

Leave it buddy. Hey your brother has lot of money.

Today we will take football stunts.

What are you saying?

Let's take something exclusive for Priti... okay.

- Give me. - Try this.

That's perfect. People will forget Beckham and Pele.

My brother will become the greatest football player in the world.

- Hey Dikki. - Yes.

Which car did brother say we should pick up?

Whichever we can get.

Whichever we can get.

I mean we should find it quickly. We also have to go pick up Raja.

(Strutter)

Five minutes. If we don't find the car in five minutes

I will go find Raja.

Okay I got it.

- This is the one. - This one?

What's this junk?

Yes, this one.

Do you call this as a car? It looks like a corpse of the car.

Brother must have got it very cheap.

Munna when you touch the car it will run well.

Give me the key

I made it yesterday.

Give me the keys.

Yes

I don't have it.

I think I forgot the keys in the garage.

- But how did I forget it in the garage. - Idiot.

- Oh it has opened, come on hurry up. - Yes. Get in. (Alarm)

(People indistinctly shouting)

Raja Help!

Uncle.

How did your uncle reach these people.

Help!

Do anything but save my uncle.

Raja, fast.

Come on mama drive fast.

- Mama do you know how to drive a truck? - Yes.

- I will learn while driving. - What are you talking?

TINA: Uncle, Raja has fallen from the truck.

CHAUBE: He is not a nice guy anyway.

Hey, stop!

- Hey, stop! - You!!

Munna, isn't he Raja?

Yes that's Raja.

But why these people are beating him. I'll go and see.

You drive I will go.

(Grunts)

I think Munna has come.

TINA: Drive properly.

What's fuss? Who are these people?

Munna you know what I do. Stop talking and help me.

Uncle! Raja!

Tina, I love you.

I love you Raja.

From today your name is Schumacher.

I am wearing my shoes.

Uncle!

(Fighting grunts)

Here. Here take this. Here.

Raja, are you okay?

(Glass shatters)

Hey, drive the car carefully.

(Grunts)

Wonderful, Munna!

(Honking)

Rocking dude.

You couldn't have handled it alone. Look, how I saved your life.

Wonderful! Is this your hand or Bhim's Mace?

You have beaten them all. Wonderful!

Wow Munna you were too good.

I thought I was watching Jackie Chain's action film.

Thanks, by the way if you be with me...

...then you will easily get money to watch a movie.

I'll just come.

That's enough. Get ready to become Rahul.

- Dikki. - Yes brother.

- Come on remove his clothes. - Yes.

Do you have any manners?

My girlfriend is standing behind me.

Child, Raja is going to undress. Look that way.

Oh! Are you wearing clothes or putting seat cover.

Slowly take it easy.

Take this.

Thanks.

The salary to give to mother.

What about my expenses.

- I'll give you a tight slap. - Take this, three hundred Dirham.

What Munna from three years you are giving hundred Dirham...

...increase some rate?

If I had not come on time you would not have got even this.

But I have girlfriend.

Girlfriend will have small, small kids.

Okay, okay. Take break, take break.

Remove your pant.

Don't touch my pant.

- I have put this pant on you. - Take this. Lets go.

- Lets go. - Okay lets go, go.

What come, come, come, come are you saying buddy.

I will meet my girlfriend and come. And take care of this.

Hi.

When you will come back?

Without you I don't feel like robbing.

I have taken money for two days. I will return in one day.

Then we will do robbery together.

MUNNA: Raja, come on. Leave the girl alone now and come let's go home.

I am coming.

You are taking him as your fake nephew.

Make me your son and also take me with you.

Son? You are old enough to be a father.

Then make him your dad and take me.

Change? What change.

I think I have to do change of this deff.

Hey.

Do you have hundred change?

Yes I have.

Yes.

You have?

Okay.

You have taken the change given the hundred-rupee note.

- I have the change. - Yes

I will get a hundred rupee note and then I will give it.

- What happened? - Okay.

It's a hit! Why were you clapping.

- Come on sit in the car. - I'll see you.

Whose bullock cart is this?

You will play football and practice a lot.

- Priti. - Do you wanna play?

Where is our car?

It was right here.

Did we park our car here?

Yes we parked our car here. But friend Bob this...

Did you lock the car properly or not?

Yes brother.

Where are the keys?

Here!

Gone!

What happened brother?

You are a widow now.

What? What does he mean?

It means this that our car is robbed.

Oh no!

I will not spare anyone. I will spare no one.

But first catch him friend. After that think about sparing.

Lets go Bob leave the car... lets go.

Mother your Rahul is back...

Who is she? Did you also bring her on rent?

Hey, shut up!

Asking you so there should be no confusion later.

Mother, Rahul is here. Where are you?

Come my son Rahul... come my son.

Hello father.

Oh! Hello son, always be happy.

Rahul son.

Mother.

Lajwanti, see your son came.

- Stop... stop brother. - Love you.

Take this mother, your salary.

You have become so thin.

I don't get food of your hand mother.

For four days you will live here?

RAJA: Yes, 100 percent.

Mother how much you love me?

You only talk about work all the time.

Oh! Mother no one has introduced with her.

She is Payal.

She is in great trouble since came from India.

Now she will live here.

- Wonderful. Hi I am Rahul. - Hi.

Welcome to the family and now I have come here...

...so if you need anything, any problem so you know who to ask.

He man.

Okay.

Mother...

Mother I am feeling hungry. Give something to eat.

- Today Payal has prepared the food. - Fantastic.

And she has prepared your favourite vegetable yes.

Bitter gourd vegetable mother.

Wow.

Uncle, did you listen Hara bhara karela.

I hate this.

You eat money, now eat Bitter gourd vegetable.

That's why she have made more. Come on.

Go, go, go.

What are you looking?

Hey does it have any engine or you brought it like that.

Absolutely said right. I am looking very tired.

I will sleep after eating dinner.

Hey friend your ear.

Before police come to know tell Munna to change its out look over night.

Okay.

If you don't get few parts then remove from other car and fix it.

Good idea!

We will sell it to the first customer who will come in the morning.

Wonderful idea!

And listen did Munna came to know that we steal cars?

Yeah.

- And what you told? - Took promise.

Wow very good.

On such occasions one should take swear forgetting...

...that someone lives or die.

By the way whose swear did you take?

Yours.

(Glass breaks)

Roamed entire Dubai but can't find Priti (Car)

What will we do without a car?

Bob you do one thing.

The advance given to us by JD...

...take that money and go to Indian colony.

I have heard that we get superb cars there at very cheap rate.

India man! People are like crazy over there.

You go in there with your clothes on and come out without any clothes.

Why don't you do that?

Take Dang with you. What's his use anyway?

If you are in trouble he'll save you.

- Right Sunny. - Yes.

Hey sunny tomorrow your car will come.

- Yes. - Happy?

Since half an hour what are you thinking about Munna?

I am thinking from where to start.

Drink two pegs and start.

Think that I am not here.

Raja.

Wait.

Where are you going?

Your Bhabhi is sleeping. I am going to meet Tina.

I'll come in morning.

Hey wait. I have given you money for four days now...

...you cannot go even for one second from here.

Okay.

What did the deaf hear?

Yes you have given for four days but not for the night.

Yes then.

Then you have to pay extra for the night.

(Chuckles)

If it's okay with you then say otherwise I go.

Hey. Wait.

Take.

What?

You told me to get one apple. Do you want two.

One will be enough.

I am at the corner I am coming.

Man...

Let's go something.

Good idea.

- Big brother. - Yes.

Why did Munna give money to Rahul.

Why are you concerned...

...wait one minute.

Chotu apply grease to the car.

But no one should come to know about this.

Three years ago Lajwanti and Rahul met an accident.

Lajwanti went in coma.

To bring her back from coma Munna served her day and night.

Prayed in Mandir, Masjid, Gurudwara and so many other places.

And at last she came out from coma.

But as soon as she came out from coma she asked about Rahul.

But we didn't have any answer to give her...

Why?

...because Rahul died three days after the accident.

Doctor said that she wouldn't be able to bear the death of her son.

So we had to hide the truth.

But something else was in the destiny.

One day when Munna was bringing medicines to the hospital...

...suddenly Munna happened to bang somebody.

Sorry boss.

Hey.

He was Raja.

Whose face resembled Rahul.

Boss please let me go. Police is following me.

(Whistle)

Thanks Boss.

Munna saved Raja from police...

...and in return asked him to meet Bhabhimaa as Rahul.

Rahul.

Come to me.

Lajwanti believed him to be Rahul.

Mother.

And since that day till today.

Since then this game is going on.

In last two year we thought that Raja is our own son.

But he thinks us as his customer.

To keep his sister in law happy Munna brings him here...

...and gives him half of his income.

Come walking. Go in car.

Sound to be honest people.

Welcome welcome this garage is open for you.

Here Honda, Ferrari, Lexus, Hammer brand you will not get at all.

Second hand you will get.

We want second hand car but little different.

Yes we have.

One, two, three.

Wow BMW.

No, no It's Mercedes.

What?

Cost is only 40 thousand dirham

I will give you 40 thousand but little problem is there...

...that car looks like Mercedes from front and BMW from behind.

That is why I am ready to give 50 %.

Hey this fix 100 percent BMW fix somewhere else... enjoy.

Thank you, man.

Listen this is called as good deal understood kid.

Good deal

I feel like I'm sitting in my own car.

Our preeti... Hey this is our car.

Come then this is my car... this is my car.

Hey look this is my car.

Yours of course, since you have paid money this car is yours.

Hey, count this.

Yesterday from City Mall parking lot got stolen.

Hey you brought his car.

Tomorrow 5'O clock I'll get up.

Hey the owners of the car have come to purchase it...

...+Give all the money back. You all are thieves.

Calling Thief.

Mind your tongue. This area is of good people.

Saw your goodness.

Refund my money otherwise...

Otherwise what will you do?

Dang.

What will you do kid?

Kid.

Munna!

Did the earth shake?

- Munna, I tell you. - Wait munna.

What he will tell. I'll tell you that this car is stolen.

Hey, what are you nonsense talking? You will take this car?

We will take this car and the money too.

See Munna how he his forcing.

- If you have guts, then show me your guts. - Yes.

- Show. - Cool... cool.

Let me see who will stop me.

Hey.

He is gone.

Fit.

You will die in one punch.

Hey talking about one if you hit him 10 times also...

...then also this Munna brother won't move.

- Okay, then let's test. - Come.

Munna!

- Munna! - Munna, show your talent to them!

Hey you didn't tell me this scene shooting over here.

My stomach is not good since morning.

There was something wrong with the breakfast.

Do you have a tablet.

You won't change.

Father, what's going on?

Munna has challenged him.

- Who? - That in front.

He...

This shop of hair.

(Gibberish)

Hey not that shop of hair but next to him shop of skin.

Come. Come.

Hey, go! Go!

Remove it. You will get hurt.

Is everything all right?

Yes... yes.

Stop it. Now my turn.

"Oye Munna, show your power." (Bone crack)

(Heart pounding)

- Uncle. - "Oye Munna, show your power."

When someone gets punch from this 2.5 kg hand...

...then he doesn't get up...

UNISON: He gets up.

(Chuckles)

How many men beat him.

One.

How much.

One.

What is his name.

One.

Munna... He stays here in India Colony.

You don't take tension I will pay all your debts.

Until then if you want you can pawn my things.

Betting is open since yesterday.

I have bet lakhs of Dirham on your fighter.

Any how you have to get fighter.

I won't bring the fighter... I can't say this...

I will get the fighter. Right Bob

I have got the number of Marco from Malasiya.

No he has married and gets clubbed by his wife everyday...

...and has gone mad.

Should we call Scorpio from Italy?

No the last time he went for a fight...

...he fell in love with the fighter...

He is getting marriage.

And JD sponsored his sex change operation.

Don't use your brain too much.

Get the person who has made this condition of him.

Munna

I told you earlier that don't change your words.

If you don't get fighter in evening's fight the you two...

No... no I understood. JD Boss I understood.

Go, go.

- Come my walking corpse. - Everything will be okay.

"Diamond robbed in India?" Where has it gone!

Dubai here I am.

(Cell phone ringing)

Phone... hello.

Is Everything safe?

Choksi everything is extra safe here.

Exact at 4'O clock...

I mean 4'O clock precisely you have to go to my real brother Lalwani.

Okay.

- Now listen. - Yes.

Open your ear and listen stay away from guns and gambling understood.

(Gibberish)

I have to go at 4' O clock...

...Where to spend 2 hours... Moscow.

Here.

Wow.

How much?

Free, in return of this you have to do one think for me.

You have do gamble.

What? you mean gambling.

Right. Every evening on Jumera beach illegal fight takes place.

You have to bet some money over there on my behalf.

Then why don't you go and invest your own money over there.

I have to pay many debts to the people over there they know my people.

And so I want to you play for me.

I have a tip on who is going to win tonight's fight.

We will share the money fifty-fifty.

Hello.

Choubey speaking. Is Choubey there?

Opps I myself is Choubey... Is Rahul there?

Choubey's phone.

Here.

Choubey I know why you have called.

Bhabhie listen to me for a moment.

There is a good news. Rahul has got a promotion.

Really, Rahul has been promoted.

Promotion.

Now he has become smuggler.

So please send him soon to sign the papers

I will send him now. Rahul come soon you have to go to office.

Brother Moscow, as desired by you I have called Raja here...

...at least lower the gun now.

Speak here...

- I'll get sweets for everybody. - Sure.

Hello!

- Come as soon as possible to my shop. - RAJA: Why?

Too many people have come for Tina's marriage.

What?

Yes, but if you will not come then I have to do kanyadan.

Wait I am just coming. I am coming I am coming.

All right. He is coming.

Oh my god. Such a big diamond. I have seen many diamonds...

...but this is the first time, I am seeing such a big diamond.

But please show me the diamonds let me see what my real brother have sent.

Lalwani tell me one thing that you are Sindhi and Choksi uncle is Gujarati.

How come you both are real brothers.

Listen it's very simple.

Choksi is real son of my Gujarati father...

...and I am his Sindhi mother's real son.

Not understood okay then I will explain again. Listen.

What is this? Who is this?

Glass.

No not glass. Choksi. Okay now tell who is this...

Second Choksi.

No this is me Lalwani...

...This is Choksi and this is Lalwani.

Okay now tell me what happened. Tell about this glass.

Big glass.

Yes it is big but father of this.

Choksi's real father. Now tell who is this?

Real father.

No this is my mother... Small and fat.

Now tell altogether what they are?

Four glass set.

Oh no. They form a family.

Don't make a fool of your nephew.

Remove money from your packet.

This is a very precious diamond

I require time to arrange money for it.

- Arrangement will be done? - Yes.

Then give me a phone call.

Hey have tea and go. Where are you going friend.

I am going to Jumera to bet for one of the illegal fight.

Your uncle has told you to stay away from gambling.

You will not go anywhere.

Hey uncle I have accurate tip about the fighter...

...who is going to win the fight.

Put some of my money on him as well.

Raja I was waiting for you.

Now since you are saying I'll leave you Chaube...

...but you will have to do a job for me.

What job?

You have to bring one man?

That's it. Since when has he been sleeping.

Not sleeping. The other thing.

Okay he weights how many kilos?

Hey you are so foolish. Bring means to kidnap.

UNISON: Kidnap.

Kidnap.

- Ransom. - Ransom.

- Catch. - What!

One man will come on Jumera for betting.

You have to set fielding properly.

Oh we have to play Cricket.

But you said just now that we have to do kidnapping then...

...from where this fielding, balling and batting came.

One minute... with season or rubber.

Whatever you will tell us to do we will do.

Hey. There is a betting counter at Jumera.

Lakhs of dirham are betted. At 6'o clock a man will come there to bet.

You have to kidnap him.

But Moscow brother how we will recognize him.

- That... - Just wait let me explain

Moscow will tell our facial characters to those two men...

...and when they will scream and quickly we will identify him. Okay.

Shut him up or else I will.

Hey you close your mouth. Moscow brother you tell.

He will be in different and unique suit and boot.

With one gold tooth, On his right hand there will be a tatoo of Rocky's name.

Rocky named rings in the fingers.

He will be carrying briefcase attached to chain.

I want that briefcase.

You want briefcase or that man first you decide this and then tell please.

If you two won't do my work then...

Then you tell someone else to do.

No problem we don't have any injection.

Uncle it's "we don't have objection".

Yes this we don't have.

Hey open up your ears and listen for...

...the last time that I want that brief case

Moscow brother what's there in the briefcase.

My horoscope.

Brother Kundali is at the home inside the cupboard.

- In cupboard? - Shut up, man!

Hey after completing the work call me up.

I'll meet you here. Come on boys.

- Follow me. - Yes sir.

Raja what are you thinking?

I was thinking that how we will kidnap Rocky and bring him here.

To kidnap him we need car. And one driver...

...who can drive car at the speed faster than the air.

Puttu pilot.

Pilot.

Yes. Rides car like an aero-plane.

Fantastic. Call him.

He will not come.

Why not?

Cause I have to pay his balance money.

Raja. Stop.

Hey you have to pay debts to so many people...

...and how do you get sleep at night.

Previously I have problem in sleeping in night...

...but one day in the morning I called everyone and told them...

...that I have no money at all.

Then.

Since that day they don't get sleep at night and I sleep with comfort.

Hey uncle this is no time to sleep.

Anyhow you bring that driver back and by that time...

I'll go to colony and return. Okay.

Raja why are you going back?

Here your uncle have given me fake promotion...

...but a real celebration will take place in the colony...

...and if I don't reach there within 2 hours Munna told me...

In place of your hands you will have your legs...

...and place of your legs you will have your hands...

...think how will you look then.

How I'll look?

Very bad.

"Girls were like flowers."

"Their talks were sweeter than sugar."

"Girls were like flowers."

"Their talks were sweeter than sugar."

"You're hot baby!"

"You're hot baby!"

"Many come and go."

"They show off their style."

"Someone somewhere is there."

"Who I like very much."

"It's not an impossible dream."

"You will surely find her."

"Girls were like flowers."

"Their talks were sweeter than sugar."

"You're hot baby!"

"You're hot baby!"

"You're hot baby!"

Where is your Munna?

Who is there.

Over there.

That guy.

- Not that. That in green T-Shirt. - Oh that one.

Come let's go.

Not me not me he looks very dangerous man.

- You are not coming? - No... no...

- Shall I go. - Yeah.

- Are you sure you are not coming. - No... no...

- Shall I go. - Yes.

You want me to fight for you.

Yes.

Why?

Why mean... I had sent my 7-foot gorilla along with him.

And you gave his life time lunch with your one punch.

You have to fight for Lucky.

If I'll not fight then.

Then brother will beat.

Hey.

Brother, I will be dead. I will.

I am telling you that our Munna doesn't do such useless fight.

It's not useless fight...

Nice fight and the amount of money we get by winning it...

...it will be 50-50.

Then... Deal final with Lucky.

Bob what do you think?

Okay, okay I agree.

Agreed fantastic.

But you have to fulfill some of the requirements of the colony.

Tell what requirements?

We want pants.

Pants?

You will get. Along with pants you will get shirt also.

Which colour you want.

- Hey not paints. - Then.

The paint which is use to do on the walls.

What?

Bob give them that paint.

Make a list. Deal final with Lucky.

And we want tank.

Water tank? You will get.

I will give such a big one so that you all sink in that.

Hey.

Sink, sink and take bath.

(Gibberish)

Deal final with Lucky.

- One more thing. - One more thing?

This child needs one new ear.

- Ear? - Yes.

Yes you will get. Bob you have two ears. Give one to him.

- No! - So my friend.

Deal final with Lucky.

Deal!

Brother easy take it easy. Leave my had.

O my beloved. I have to sing starting with Bh.

O spring shower some flower my beloved has arrived.

He is barking so much, just stop him.

He is not barking...

...He is playing antakshari with you.

He is barking because you have to sing starting with Bh.

Choube don't make fun of my singing.

I am telling you first only or else I will see all of you.

Understand?

Hey this is Puttu pilot's vehicle and I will sit all alone in it and sing.

Why are you barking, did you not eat anything from morning.

He did eat uncle, from morning he has had two newspapers...

...three remote controls and one computer mouse.

And then too his stomach is not filled.

Doesn't he eat bones or biscuits?

He eats everything other than bones and biscuits.

Do you understand? Now silently drive the car or else he'll eat you up.

That is why his name is Hajmola.

(Cell phone ringing) Oh my sweet heart.

Why did you start singing again

I am not singing, my mobile is.

Phone has come hello who...

...when where with whom?

Stop him stop him.

- What happened? - My wife ran away.

Wife, when did you get married?

I am not married, it was a wrong number...

Hey you...

...suddenly I thought that I was married and my wife has run away.

And then even if you had to get married your wife would have run away.

Hey keep quiet, In Kerala wife never runs away, husband runs away.

Later you have come to Dubai to drive vehicles.

I don't drive I fly it My name is Puttu pilot.

PUTTU: Shut your mouth.

Why did we come here?

To fill up the tank with petrol.

Uncle what kind of driver have you brought.

He is playing antakshari with himself.

He does not even know whether he is married or not.

What will he show us the roads of Dubai.

You get these kinds of drivers only on credit. Keep quiet.

Then why do you do credit.

How much will you bark? Will you eat us? Eat this.

Eat him, he too keeps barking like you. Eat this.

Uncle.

(Burps)

He ate it.

Uncle, Puttu has come.

He has come.

If you sing along with me.

This is my... my mobile. Choubey who took away my mobile.

No I did not see it.

Then where are this noise come? Oh my sweet heart? (Cell phone ringing)

I can hear my mobile from here.

That Hajmola has eaten your mobile.

He ate it?

Incoming was free and that is why he ate it up.

Give me back my mobile please

I cannot put the hand inside the mouth and remove it.

Look I want my mobile back. I am to receive an important call.

Okay then. Tina, what time does he go in the morning Tina?

Uncle at about ten o'clock.

Ten o'clock, okay we will wash it and give it at 10:15.

You only give me the sim card, you can keep the instrument.

(Singing)

Now here we are, Jumera's betting place.

This is import-export, how come it is betting?

Here betting is done in the name of import and export.

Okay all that is all right, you can park the car there.

CHAUBE: Yes, park it I don't know how long it will take.

Puttu have you gone mad.

There is a vehicle parked behind, you dashed it.

Are you a driver or a screw driver fool.

Is it necessary to turn the car so much. Can't you park it there.

There is no parking place there.

A whole aero-plane can land there, and you are saying there is no place

I will land there when I come in an aero-plane.

Now I am in a car and so I will park it here. Puttu.

Don't try to challenge me, I will be a heavy deal for you.

Shut up, he is going mad.

- He is telling you. - He is telling you

- I am telling you both. - Then it is all right.

Rocky fool pick up the phone.

(Cell phone ringing)

(Phone ringing)

Hello.

Lalwani why is Rocky not picking the phone?

How will he pick it, there is so much of commotion there...

...you cannot hear the sound of the bell.

Where is he?

He has gone to the gambling fight.

He will double my money by evening.

Gambling Lalwani you idiot. Max.

Pack my bags. Chokshi going to Dubai.

Bloody cartoon, you idiot, stupid.

Chokshi brother.

Sit down.

I told Rocky to be away from gambling...

...and on top you gave him money and sent him to gamble.

He told me it is sure tip...

...the money will become double, that is why I bidded.

Here we both are gone. Where did Rocky go to gamble...

...come on?

All right come on move. Get aside. Come on.

(Crowd cheering)

(Crowd cheering)

He will go flying in air.

(Crowd cheering)

Where is he? It is three hours now.

- All right? - No.

I searched everywhere. There is no news of Rocky.

Where did Rocky go?

I think he must have gone to bid money.

Where.

Jumera.

Where is Jumera.

- Jumera is here only. - Move.

Munna the next has come, you get ready.

Wake me up when he finishes performing.

Okay...

(Crowd cheering)

(Crowd cheering)

(Muttering)

(Muttering)

Munna is looking very strong, I'm going to bet my money on Munna.

- That guy Munna looks stronger. - You're right.

Even we are going to bet on Munna.

Munna! Munna! Munna!

Good morning... our fighter is all right.

He is strong.

Tell him to fight the first round properly.

Yes he will.

Tell him to fight aggressively in the second.

He will play very nicely sir.

He should fall in the third round.

Will fall sir.

Go to hell.

Shut up!

Not you, Munna will say this to me, he will never fall sir...

He will not listen.

Lucky if he doesn't fall then you die.

- Bell. - Yes the bell rang, now go...

Really?

Munna. Move. Move.

- Munna. - (Crowd cheering)

What?

One minute Munna.

One minute.

(Crowd cheering)

I have something urgent to tell you.

- Speak. - That JD Seth

I am having a conversation. What are you doing?

Shut up.

I am having a conversation.

- Listen. - Yes, tell me.

(Crowd cheering)

- Wait one minute... I'll be right back. - Munna!

- Just listen to me at least once. - Let him go. Try to understand.

He's gone.

LUCKY: No Munna! No! No! No!

"Listen, will you come to Khandala..."

My throat is also dried up after listening...

...to your songs since last five hours.

One thing that I've stuck up on I and do you know any song from I tell me

I know shall I tell you.

Tell me.

From I it is a slap, will you have one?

Raja Relax. Puttu look forward else Rocky will go away

I will not see?

Why will you not see?

My far sight is very poor.

You far sight is poor.

Yes.

Look, tell me what is that?

That is a moon.

It is a moon and how far will you see stupid.

This is the bookies place. Rocky must have come here.

It is all right.

Okay... okay...

(Cell phone ringing)

Hello.

Hey did you wake him up yet?

Chikna, Rocky has not come yet then from where should I wake him up.

What?

That loafer Rocky don't know where he might be.

Once he comes to me I will make everything all right.

Brother it seems someone has come I will call you back...

(Indistinct)

(Music)

What, what is the problem? It is all right.

- Hit him, Raja. - Hit him.

Oh no!

Sorry uncle.

- Uncle has fallen down. - Come on fast now.

Hey Puttu put him in the car.

Uncle, he is not wearing a ring named Rocky.

Hey then we will put one.

Rocky's name is also not written on is hand.

We will write it, what's the spelling.

Uncle there is no chain in his briefcase.

Check his teeth. He doesn't have gold teeth.

Will put... Will put.

Uncle this is not Rocky.

We hit the wrong man with the stick...

(Hiccups)

Then how will we repay Moscow Chikna's loan. I don't know what to do.

- Choubey, let Moscow Chikna go to hell. - Moscow Chikna.

First I want my previous loan and today's car hire. Right now.

One second one second will repay the loan.

- How? - We will rob the bookies.

Do you remember what Moscow had said that a lot of money is bet in here?

- Yes, come on lets loot it. - Come on. Let's go.

Hey... I have come here for driving.

Have not come here to steal, I am saying that.

- Okay Tina you both stay here. Uncle come let's loot the bookies. - Okay.

- Come. - Let's go.

Hands up... hands up.

Hey nobody will move...

Hey no one is going to move.

Hello.

Hands up. Madam, there's a gun inside this.

- This is not a stick... - Yes, did you understand.

I am a very dangerous man, yes very danger.

- Tell about me also. - Yes he is also there.

What is it, it is dangerous.

Yes he is also very dangerous... is very dangerous.

May I help you?

- Hey uncle, what are you doing? - What did she say in English?

Hey remove all your money.

You know who is the owner of this place?

Who cares? We have an upper hand.

...Understood, come on give me the cash.

Are you feeling shy?

Not shy she is trying to corner us.

Is trying to corner us.

Run... run...

Move. Move.

Hey!

Ouch!

(Indistinct)

Uncle, forget it. We are auto locked here.

What do you mean?

The door won't open from inside...

Come.

Puttu, why have these two not come yet?

I think there is some problem... I will go and see.

Hey you have come here to rob or take rest, lazy!

Hey the door from which you came that door is locked. We cannot get out.

This door.

Don't close it, you fool. Come...

Strange door it is. What problem does this door have?

Oh my God, the door is locked.

Oh, my head...

Do properly.

Sorry boss.

It's okay.

Hey see the ring, and the chained briefcase.

Rocky.

Yes.

Lucky, what's the name of your fighter?

Munna.

- By mistake there was a mistake... Sorry. - Munna.

Your mistake will cost me 1 crore.

- Khoka mean? - Crore.

How?

On his win I had put crores of rupees at the rate of four and he lost.

But JD what is our mistake in this.

He is a insane mechanic sir.

He opens engine in one stroke.

I reached late, by then your fighter was too late.

Lucky you know what is there the day after tomorrow?

Your birthday sir? Happy Birthday sir.

Happy birthday sir.

Lucky, day after tomorrow there is one more fight?

Oh fight, yes there is a fight.

If Tiger would have won in today's fight...

...then who would have been the favorite in day after tomorrow's fight.

Tiger.

Now who is?

Munna.

On whom will the public put their money?

On Munna.

How much?

Double.

Then Munna will take up that fight?

Will fight.

- Who will bring Munna? - Me.

And in the third round Munna.

Will not lose. Sir he is an insane mechanic.

Then put some straight things in his insane brain.

Or else Peter knows it very well how many pieces...

...of your brains he should make.

You are stuck.

Means on your job.

JD we have put your people to work.

I'll take your leave.

- Come on. - Okay.

We will bringing Munna.

Munna.

Carefully.

Hey illiterate is this a sack of potatoes, he is alive...

...if you put him down like this he will die.

What, is he your father-in-law?

You hit your father-in-law.

Hey he may be your father in law

I am not married from where will I have father in law.

Who will marry this stupid?

As if girls are standing in queue for you.

Yes.

Yes give my money first.

Hey I don't have money...

Stop!

First your dog ate my mobile on top of it you say you don't have money.

I did not say it from top. I said standing here, I don't have money.

You have a bowl?

You want to beg there is a bowl... go and beg at the signals...

...collect Dollar, Dirham and go, go beg.

You see who is going to beg.

You...!!

Oh, god!

Oh, god!

Died or what?

Move.

What are you people doing here?

He hit?

Puttu?

Had given a bowl to beg instead hit on the head.

If you don't give my money then I will kill you also.

I am a Malbari and I am very dangerous.

Shut up. Now Moscow Chikna will come, give him security.

Everyone will get their money. Settle okay.

Okay.

I wonder what is in his horoscope.

Where is the stuff?

Just a minute.

Take this Brother Moscow.

What is this?

- Your horoscope. - Horoscope.

I think I need to finish you all. I will shoot you.

Chikna I am not bothered about them, I'm a simple driver.

I have a small wife and children and if I die...

...who will take the responsibility.

Hey where are you married? He is lying.

Will you make your sister-in-law a widow?

He is winking.

I didn't wink.

Yes did wink, You want the proof? Look he is saying yes.

Said no.

- He said yes. - He said no.

- Hey stop. - What ara you doing?

Hero take out the diamond else the heroine is dead.

Hey what man, being a man you are aiming the gun on a girl...

...if you have the guts then keep it on him.

Hey why are you people putting me in this? You take the bullets.

I have acidity I cannot have bullets. It cannot be digested.

Then drink Soda, why do you want to point gun on me?

Hey don't act smart.

Hey hero are you giving the diamond or else I fire the bullets.

What Moscow?

You are acting smart.

We should also get some share of the diamond.

Want a share, come in queue.

- Come here. - Come on. Hurry up.

Everyone will get his or her share of bullet.

Now Moscow brother bullets...

Why are messing up with Moscow Chikna?

Moscow?

- (Gunshot, shell clinks) - No.

- Chaubey! - Chaubey!

My money.

Nothing.

- Oh no! - Hey!

And did not want anyone to know...

...that Moscow Chikna was behind the robbery of the diamond.

Take out the diamond else it won't take time to take out another bullet.

Listen to one more thing.

If anyone from you say anything to any one...

...that Moscow Chikna is having the diamond...

...then you will not be in a state to beg also.

Why?

Because I will cut everyone's hand.

This is my last and first warning.

Last time first warning.

First we were a smalltime robbers now people will call us murderers.

We are in greater trouble now.

Hey I got an solid idea, lets do one thing.

You are very brilliant. Tell me soon.

Do one thing. Come here.

Look we will keep this dead body outside the shop, okay?

And put one letter inside it that Choube...

...Tina and Raja is not behind the murder...

Got it?

...then on whom will the doubt go?

I am an educated man. I will also put one letter in the pocket of the body...

...that I am not behind it, Choube is behind it.

Oh so I will also write that Puttu Pilot's letter is a lie.

He is the murderer.

I will write one more letter.

Then we will do telecom

I will fax it.

Will email it

I will female it.

Shut up just shut up. What is all this nonsense.

I will put the letter I will put the letter...

...hey is it a dead body or a letter box

Tina, Raja I am not concerned with it. I am going.

Yes come on...

...accepted that it is ours, know in whose car he came?

Mine.

- Who bought him in? - Me.

- Who hit the bowl at him? - Me...

What?

Then all the proof is against you, shall we call the police.

Shall we call the CBI?

Look being an old friend why do you think bad of me.

You always think of ditching me, what is the need of going in so detail?

Mama, what should we do about it?

What to do, leave him, but on one condition.

What is the condition?

You will take care of the body else we will take care of you.

Yes this is right.

I use only the keys he is turning the cap.

I know two persons...

...who can dispose of the body.

Show me.

Brother the people who tried to steal our bookies...

...have been caught by our close circuit cameras.

- Who are these brats? - Don't know brother.

Hey, I know him, he is Puttu Pilot.

He is known for his shady deals.

Catch him.

Okay brother.

Big brother we will do everything, we do everything.

Go away.

Hey down. Down.

Wait.

I will fight for you...

...but you will have to do one thing.

Hey what one Munna you will fight for us we will do two.

Tell what is to be done?

(Muttering)

No he won't be able to do, the requirements are not there in his body.

- It is there he has the body, Munna I am doing. - He won't.

Put the Tiger behind bars

I will catch.

(Roar)

Tiger.

Tiger?

(All laughing)

Will catch, where is it?

Behind you.

Above, above, not down.

This is tiger.

Yes

I will just go and catch it. Hey bob.

(All laughing)

(Rooster clacking)

Good boy come my darling.

Come, my dear Tandoori chicken.

(Crowing)

Hold Lucky hold man.

Tiger...

(Crowing)

Naughty. Wait! Come.

- Where are you going? - Tiger, hold Lucky brother.

Stop!

- (Crowing) - You...

Catch it!

Hold Lucky brother.

(Crowing)

Wow! Wow!

Munna I caught the tiger, it is in the cage.

The other job.

Hey which other job?

You only had said will do two jobs.

Hey I told you...

...now whom do you want to catch?

Minto... Tiger's cousin.

Okay cock's brother. I will catch it just now.

Hey Lucky, man this time I will catch it.

You must be tired. Have some rest.

Okay Bob, come on Bob will catch Minto.

What is this Minto?

Hey back back... hey down down.

(Dog growls)

Hey this is a dog.

How can he be the cousin of a cock?

What?

You ask as you run he will tell as he catches.

(All laughing)

Run...

(Dog barks)

I am not Banta and he is not Santa.

Then who are you brother?

He is Banta I am Santa.

Actually Pattu Pilot has sent us here to dispose of the body.

- Oh yes. - Please come.

Who killed him?

- Mos... - Hey.

- Shut up! - What uncle!

Hey do your work and get lost.

No, we have some requirements, you fulfill that.

What are your requirements?

One Kg Turmeric, half Kg garlic paste, quarter Kg edible oil and one date.

Brother sugar.

Two Kg sugar, 25 lemons.

Hello is this a requirement or the provision for your house...

...Tomorrow he might ask us to wash his clothes also.

Okay uncle one second Tina just check inside.

- If there is anything. - I don't know I'll just check.

Okay are you going to do this work yourself...

...or someone is going to come to do this.

We have a coolie.

Are these the men?

- No. - Then.

Oh, he is that one.

Come here.

So you are the chief of the coolies.

Okay.

You are wearing good clothes, it seems your business is in full swing...

...come on lets get on to work.

He is the leader of the labour union.

Come on brother get on to work.

Hey, we don't have time, he is not the dead body...

...the body is there, come on get to work.

Do you know who I am?

Hey what kind of workers have you kept on the job...

...forgot who yourself are, what is you name brother...

...you have grown up and you are roaming without a proper name.

Come on it is okay we will keep his name, Chandu.

Didn't like it?

Yes Pandu, Lalu.

- JD. - Come on JD is okay.

He is the biggest Don of this city.

You people had gone to my bookies?

- We... - But we people...

The bookie... cookie what is all this Don.

We don't know what bookies is all about. Tell them uncle.

- Yes. We don't know. - Yes.

I don't know the bookie at Jumera beach.

There was only a girl with spectacles.

...who presses a button and red lights turn on and...

...the doors and windows close?

I don't know anything.

Hey hero for whom are you working?

For him.

And whose man are you?

I am not associated to anyone.

My wife is not there, not married yet...

...if you have any girl in sight then please tell me.

I am not any body's man

Peter.

Yes now I understood everything.

The famous diamond from India has arrived here...

...but you people didn't tell one thing that who has the diamond...

He has the diamond.

Who?

The person who he said had the diamond.

Who has it?

Hey don't confuse he is a very dangerous man...

Don brother, the matter is that he has given last time first warning...

...and if I tell his name then he will cut both my arms...

Who has it?

Chikan Maska.

What?

Moscow Chikna

Moscow Chikna.

Do the recording.

Moscow Chikna.

Go I leave you, go.

What?

I am giving you 24 hours time.

JD wants the diamond...

...and you will steal it from Moscow Chikna and bring it to me.

We?

Yes you people.

Don't try to run away from Dubai.

My men are present at the Docks and the Airport.

If you try to run then you will not be able to walk also.

Means?

Because I will cut your legs and this is...

...the first time last warning to you from me.

How did you feel?

He gave the last time first warning and he is giving...

...the first time last warning.

He will cut hands and he will cut legs, what remains?

Cool down brother cool down, everything will be all right.

Nothing is all right.

We need to search... for Rocky else I will be finished Lalwani.

I know such a man who finds the lost.

What is his address?

That I don't know, I know his number.

- Tell me. - G-9.

G, G-9 is this the phone number?

Hey this is not the phone number, this is his name Gun Master G-9.

Tell me...

...who stole the imported shampoo... of Malhotra's wife from their bathroom?

Are you telling me or I take it out.

Take a card.

Oh that means you have used the shampoo for yourself.

- You will have to give this hair to Malhotra. - No.

No! No! No!

(Cell phone ringing)

Hello, good morning G-9 here. May I help you please?

LALWANI: My nephew is missing.

Your nephew will be found Lalwani.

(Clock chimes)

Hey what is this a orphanage or a Railway Station...

...you entered straight away, without knocking.

Hey, you!

Take one card.

Hey want to play cards, look man I don't play cards.

If you want to play carom, musical chair, kabaddi...

...then come tomorrow today I am on leave.

Hey don't talk too much, he will finish your life.

Don't you know who is this.

Look even he doesn't know who he is...

Gun Master G-9.

Nine, ten, eleven, twelve...

...whatever count you want to count go out and count.

(Hiccups)

G- 9 don't waste time.

Where is Rockey?

Hey I have seen him some where.

You have seen him where.

- Card... - What?

Here.

Your Rocky is here only.

Very nice... Rocky Rocky, are you all right?

- Hey man. - What?

I have seen you somewhere.

- Me? - Yes.

Hey no, I have arrived from London yesterday itself...

...have not seen me and since I have come my luck is very bad.

No, no have seen you.

Hey brother. This is not the time to remember.

Must have seen what is there in it...

Hey how are you related?

Hey he was his grandmother's uncle's grandfather's...

- ...grandson's grandfather's so. - Is it.

He is his aunt's grandfather's uncle's grandson's...

- ...grandfather's uncle's son's uncle. - Is it.

His uncle's grandson's grandfather's aunt's father's...

...uncle's grandfather's grandfather's uncle's grandfather's.

The son of the neighbor of Grandfather's nephew's nephew.

Why so long?

Now what I cannot cut the relation in between.

That is why their faces are similar.

Must be similar.

Hey I have seen.

Yes had seen.

- Seen - Shh shut up No need to tell anything to him.

Rocky.

He is the same guy whom we hit last night.

Rocky, is everything all right?

Its all wrong Choksi, your nephew is gone.

- What? - And the diamond too.

Diamond, where is the diamond?

Hey, you fool, you donkey, you cheat, where is the diamond?

Hey wear this. No one will recognize.

(Indistinct)

G- 9 where is the diamond?

You will get that.

Who killed him?

Sir, I don't know?

Please.

Where is the diamond?

That also we don't know.

I will count nine only.

Will count only till nine.

Nine.

Hey direct nine.

One second I will tell you.

Raja.

Moscow Chikna murdered him and he only has the diamond.

Who is Moscow Chikna? Who is he?

Black crow... know his where abouts.

Very nice G-9 come.

If you tell Moscow Chikna that we are coming...

I will cut your hands.

They have already booked the hands.

Hey then will cut your legs.

That also has already been booked.

Take one card.

Tell me what will you cut.

Your necks. This is G-9's warning.

Okay clear this is it the last time first warning...

Is it first time last warning?

It is full and final warning.

- Full and final? - Yes.

Hey what did you do?

What do you think uncle, G-9 will go to Moscow Chikna's house.

Will open the menu card and order one plate diamond and...

Moscow Chikna will give him?

He won't give like that. He must be sitting like a snake on the diamond.

Exactly and if Moscow Chikna is a snake then G-9 is a Mongoose...

...and what happens if a snake and Mongoose come opposite each other.

Hey brother there is a horrifying war.

Means?

Yes I have seen the play of snake and mongoose.

Here the snake is standing and there mongoose.

The snake held the tail of mongoose...

...and then the mongoose catches hold of the snakes tail from here the snake...

...starts to gulp the mongoose slowly...

...and the mongoose also starts gulping the snake slowly. And they both vanish.

Yes where did they go?

Both vanish.

Where did the snake go?

The mongoose gulped it.

Then mongoose?

The snake gulped it.

- And they both vanished? - Yes.

Then what is left?

The snake charmer.

Not the snake charmer.

The Diamond. Moscow Chikna and G-9 will kill each other...

...then the diamond will be ours.

When we are there and they will recognize us.

Hey then we will disguise ourselves.

Okay.

What will happen by changing our disguise it won't work...

...we need guns also.

From where will the guns come?

I have guns.

You have guns?

A trunk full

Tina, you arrange clothes...

Right.

- Uncle you take out the guns. - Okay.

- Puttu you take out the car. - Okay

Santa.

We are here, ready to go... triple seat...

(Chuckles)

(Indistinct)

Pole Sckochki.

Bloody Moscow Chikna.

It belongs to London Don Chokshi.

Very good. G-9. very good. Now everything is all right.

What happened the work is over.

Since I came from London I've controlled it...

...now it is out of control.

I also want to go...

...we both are brothers that's why we get that at the same time...

I will release it and come.

Go, while coming back wash your hands.

Okay, okay.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman...

Check this out.

How did this item people come out of the comic.

To put you in.

Come on take out the diamond else the bullet will come out and you will die.

Hey my pistol will also fire and will die two times.

Not two times, will die four times. We are four people do you know.

Hey miscreants go back to the circus from which you ran away.

Why?

Duplicate.

Hey this milk is duplicate, if you drink will die, will get poisoned.

Hey the son of a buffalo, guns not milk.

How do you know.

It is written on your barrel.

Shall I show you the real one... look... made in Germany, Walter.

Look...

...look will shoot from a distance of ten feet...

And you will fall at a distance of hundred feet.

Count how much foot is there in between us.

Hey Pattu have you bought that measuring tape?

Choubey don't disclose our names before him.

Hey why do you take each other's name. Tina make them understand.

Why don't you both listen to Raja.

Hey... stop the game of counting names else I will finish everyone.

Come on fly off, come on everyone go away from here.

Run. Come on.

Oh god its itching so much How does spider man stay in this dress.

Wow what a gun that was.

Hey we saved our lives think that.

We saved ourselves from G-9 but if we don't find the diamond...

...then who will save us from JD, Raja.

All this happened because of your uncle.

What happened?

What happened? Who told you to being such type of gun...

...which would shout and say that I am duplicate? Look.

So how do I know that he knows English, how do I know?

Shut up try to understand.

Everyone is not illiterate like you do you know that.

Hey the gun was fake but the bullet was a real one...

Then should we remove the bullets from the pistol...

...and shoot like marbles? Beggar.

Hey don't call me a beggar.

Chaubey.

Very good Lalwani.

Sell this diamond immediately.

Hey the diamond is with him.

Who are they?

- Hand up! - Oh!

Hands up! You people have heard the name of jewel thief gang?

- No, no. - Yes we have heard.

- We are... - not from that gang?

- Just now we have killed G-9, understood - What?

Give the diamond coolly else you will lose your life.

Loose life.

- Yes the same... Wonder woman get the diamond - Okay.

One minute. Hey you are Batman.

- Hey but I am Batman. - Whatever, just shut up.

Hey come on now go and stick to this wall.

How?

Hey stick like this. Like this come on.

Come on move it.

- Come on. - Move it... move it... come on.

Hey I am Choksi. London's Don.

Hey you are London's Don, stick in English... stick.

- You guys don't have respect. - Hands up.

Take this brother.

- Legs up. - How?

Both legs up.

No both can't go up.

Come on shut up, come... Come on come on, let's run.

Hey who are you?

Friend.

Your friendly neighbourhood spiderman.

I have come here to tell you that G-9 is trying to kill you.

G- 9

(Gunshot)

I am here...

Hey uncle bend.

(Gunshots, shell clinks)

Run! Run! (Gunshots, shell clinks)

Run! Run! (Gunshots, shell clinks)

Uncle.

Time please.

Hey Spider.

- Spider man. - Move.

Hey Spider stick.

(Gunshots, shell clinks)

(Indistinct)

Now tell me Don Chokshi...

Diamond G-9 diamond.

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"This world seems changed."

"The silence is gone."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"This world seems changed."

"The silence is gone."

"Someone has stolen my heart."

"Yes. Just look."

"My heart has erred."

"Someone has stolen my heart."

"Yes. Just look."

"My heart has erred."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Life changes in a moment."

"This world has changed."

"Enjoy life to the fullest."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"There is no distance between us."

"No barriers no obstructions."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

"Shakira ve, Shakira ve Shakira ya sinarove."

(Keypad sound)

(Cell phone ringing)

JD is calling. You didn't answer thrice at least answer now.

Do something.

Tell him that we are trying.

We are trying. Don't worry. Tell him.

Stupid he disconnected my phone.

Do you know what is the worth of that diamond.

Crores of rupees.

Oh no stupid, the worth of this diamond is the life of four of us...

...by giving the duplicate diamond to JD we have to save our lives.

The diamond will not go any where.

Do we have to live like this small time robbers lifelong.

Today our hard work and fate both are with us.

This diamond is with us.

This man is here.

Stupid.

I searched the whole city and you are here?

- Then? - Here take talk to your mother.

By listening to you she will eat two bites and till then we will reach.

What mother... what is all this.

Whenever it comes to your mind...

...I am made to stand before your sister in law.

Hey you are not doing favor, you are taking money.

Till today how much money did you give me?

Ten thousand Dirham? Twenty thousand Dirham?

Do one thing, come tomorrow

I will repay the full amount with interest.

I don't need to become a rented son of anyone.

Look you will have to go. You come straight...

...else I will kidnap you and take you away.

Come on today we will inform sister in law everything.

Hey I will hit you very much.

You will hit me, then hit me but today

I will tell everything and remember after

I tell everything what ever happens you will be...

...responsible for that not me.

Munna come on leave it.

Raja didn't do the right thing today.

Dicky I will take Munna and go home. You make Raja understand and.

No... no you take Munna and go home.

I will make Raja understand and come.

Now why are you people staring and looking at me.

Shame on you. I know that we are robbers.

Have done wrong through our life...

...but I have never hurt any one and to mother never...

Uncle, you are saying all this to me...

...whatever I have done till today

I did it only as you said and for you only.

You only said that you will not give Tina's hand to a pauper.

Then take this, this I have done only for Tina.

She has also grown up without a mother. Ask her what a mother's love is.

You are a rented son but her love is very much true.

You are talking.

You think that you have become a big man, but you are a very small man.

This piece of diamond is only a small piece but Mother is a treasure.

Tina, you also misunderstand me?

I can never misunderstand you Raja.

Because you have done all this for me only...

...but I never wanted all this and...

...what happened today after that never. I want my Raja back.

Believe me can I have Raja back.

Hey, come on fast.

(Wrecking)

(Electric zapping)

Sunny.

Sunny!

Sunny! You leg! You...

- Lucky, lucky its hurting. - Sunny, who touched you.

Who?

No...

You touched my Sunny!

Get up you touched my brother... you touched Sunny.

Go and tell JD that Lucky is saying that Munna will not fight for him...

...do whatever you want.

It is too late Lucky. Till now our men must have reached Munna's house.

Go and try to stop them and show me.

You...

Look, everything has been burnt to ashes.

Mother?

Mother. Are you okay...

Mother.

Mother!

Why did this happen to us?

Mother... it is good that our house got burnt.

Do you know Rahul has purchased a big house...

...he must be coming to take all of us.

Munna.

- Munna! - Mother, you please don't cry.

MUNNA: Please, don't cry.

Why has he come here? Now why have you come here? What do you want?

Your heart is calm.

Are you satisfied?

Hey what are you telling him, JD's men have beaten his kid brother.

Had we know earlier then we would have not allowed it to happen.

That JD has threatened and gone.

If he doesn't fight for JD in the evening then...

...he will burn the full colony and reduce it to ashes

I know. He wishes that you fight for him today and lose in the third round.

Today he has bet crores of dihrams.

Today I am saying that you should not lose. He will be ruined.

He was...

I will fight.

What?

Munna do you know what are you talking?

I cannot put this locality in danger because of me.

But Munna you...

I will lose. Tell him I am coming.

Hey you did call.

JD. We are coming.

Hey duplicate Superheroes. You had left something behind.

Come and catch.

Where is my diamond?

Diamond.

One second I will give it to you.

Finally everything is all right...

Who's that?

- He is run away. - Get him.

Hey, that dog G-9. catch him!

- Come on G-9. - Catch that dog. Catch it!

- Hey, it is breaking all the things here. - Hey don't shoot.

Hey dog.

All right. Nobody will shoot.

(Gunshot)

(Gunshot)

(Gunshot)

Hey the dog ran away.

Now what to do?

- Hey run after that. - Run.

Come, uncle.

You will have to shell out more money to kill the dog Choksi... oh Choksi.

- Choksi. - Choksi.

Very good.

Hey Chouksi.

Hey uncle not there, over here?

- Come on. - Go, go, go.

- JD's men. - Hey stop.

Where are you people going?

To catch the dog.

What?

You want the diamond?

Yes.

- Come, come. - ASHOK: Sit fast.

Where are you going?

Take us to Indian colony.

Uncle what's in Indian colony?

Not diamond our hero Munna stays there.

- Uncle, you know I and Munna are cross with each other. - Enough.

Silence. We will deal with him.

- Take us to Indian colony. - Enough.

One minute.

What is this happening?

JD's goondas have burnt your house.

Where is Munna?

He has gone to save our life at the cost of his.

Where are mother and father?

They are inside.

(Cell phone ringing)

(Cheering)

Yes.

Boss that Indian girl who escaped is in the Indian colony.

What?

ASHOK: I came here to take the diamond and I saw the girl here.

(Cheering)

I heard that she is Munna's fiancée, what should I do boss.

Burn the whole colony.

And that girl.

Her too.

Okay boss.

- Burn the whole colony. - Come on. Let's go.

And I will see Munna's family.

One son has gone to fulfill his duty. The other will fulfill his duty here.

Oh no.

(People muttering)

Burn the whole Indian colony.

Today our champion Munna has to fight 3 rounds. (Telephone ringing)

- Every round will have a different foreign fighter. - Hello.

COMMENTATOR: Each of them will have a minute each to knock Munna out.

Let see who knocks Munna out.

Today's first fighter is Zubein from England.

(Crowd cheering)

(Grunts)

(Grunts)

I am stunning. Stunning.

COMMENTATOR: Let's start today's first round.

You will die!

(Clock ticking)

(Tolls)

One minute is over.

(Cheering)

Hit him, hit the idiot.

Hit him Raja.

COMMENTATOR: Let's start the second round.

He is Williams from Africa.

He is much stronger than Zubein.

Let's see if he knocks out Munna in a minute

(Bell toll)

(Clock ticking)

(Fighting grunts)

(Fighting grunts)

(Fighting grunts)

(Fighting grunts)

(Inaudible)

(Crowd cheering)

Hit him.

Hit him.

COMMENTATOR: What is this? Oh my god. What have they done?

(Crowd cheering)

- Hey Munna! - I think he couldn't tolerate his defeat.

I don't think the goon can get up.

You all are... you all are okay, brother?

Brother, it's Raja. Tell Munna that there is no need to worry.

Rahul, their son, has come to take care of his brother and sister-in-law.

Tell him to finish the game. Just do it.

Munna, the colony is safe.

You don't worry. Finish those idiots.

Finish the game.

Todays third fighter Wang Chi To is coming.

(Cheering)

Hit him.

Send the other one.

(Growls)

- Close it. - (Cheering)

I will not spare you all.

Munna, I have old accounts to settle with JD sir.

Shoot.

By having a gun in your hand you cannot shoot.

You need courage.

Lucky!

How's this? Get up.

(Music playing)

You hit my brother.

You touched Sunny So how is it?

Do you know how to swim?

Go and learn.

Lucky.

(Groaning) Lucky.

CHAUBE: And in this way it was the full and final of JD...

...and here mother embraced Raja...

...and performed the marriage of Tina and Raja, Payal with Munna.

PUTTU: Very good and then.

CHAUBE: Lucky gave all the money that he has won from JD to Munna...

...and Munna gave it away to his brother for the decoration of the colony.

PUTTU: But what happened to Lucky.

CHAUBE: Dog.

PUTTU: The dog.

CHAUBE: But that dog had the diamonds.

PUTTU: That means in the end Lucky really became lucky.

CHAUBE: No that donkey Lucky did not know that the dog had diamond inside.

PUTTU: But the dog knew it.

CHAUBE: But the dog had also dumb how could he tall him?

PUTTU: Then who will tell about it.

CHAUBE: Smart Choubey. I removed the diamond from the dog and sold the dog.

PUTTU: You idiot, you removed the diamonds and sold the dog...

...where are the diamonds.

CHAUBE: Sold the diamonds and then gave Lucky...

...his share and everybody enjoyed themselves.

Smart Choubey sold the diamonds and got his share

- I am leaving now. - Hey!

In this I also have 50 percent share. Or else I will be too harsh on you.

- It is 50%? - Yes.

- Then take, this bundle is yours and this is mine - Right.

- These two bundles are yours and these two are mine - Right.

- This third is yours and this one, two, three is mine. - Okay.

This fourth one is yours and one two three... oh one is less...

...okay I will leave it to you.

- Not like that keep it with you. - Yes

I am happy with your honesty.

Fool N Final.

Fool N Final.

- Hey, how far is this police station. - It is very far.

You have to go 20 km by taking 25 number bus.

Then from there you have to go more 5 km in a taxi.

Take a walk and you'll find the bridge closed...

...then the rickshaw guy will tell you that...

- ...how far the police station is. - It is very far.

It takes 2 1/2 hours.

- It means police never comes here. - No ways.

How can the police come when I am here?

Hands up! Give me your belongings or else I will do your fool and final.

Police! Police!

"Crazy..."

- "Baby! - You have to fulfill your vows."

"So Baby!"

- "The world may stop you. - Baby, baby."

"Lets do it."

"Keep walking."

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"Keep..."

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa five kalsa six kalsa, seven..."

(Rap)

(Rap)

(Rap)

(Rap)

(Rap)

(Rap)

(Singing)

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa five kalsa six kalsa, seven..."

"One kalsa two kalsa three kalsa, four..."

"Four kalsa five kalsa six kalsa, seven..."

(Rap)

(Singing)

(Rap)