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- Uncle Nino. What's up, my dude?

While I'm away on the road DJ-ing,

I'm gonna make sure my boyfriend does not miss me.

- What the [bleep]? - What?

- Uncle Nino. Great.

It was a great hang.

- [laughs]

- We should definitely do this again.

Do you want to?

- Yes. - Awesome.

- This date was a good time.

I feel like I could finally be myself around Vinny.

- I did say that maybe I would elope in Vegas.

- Would you go to the chapel now or what?

- I let my guard down with Ricky.

I'm really happy, but still, this is very weird for me.

Maybe Pauly will ask you out.

- No.

- Does a pig have to fly for Pauly to take Nikki out?

- I just don't want it to be a thing.

- ♪ Hey, hey ♪

- Yeah, buddy.

♪ ♪

[Sophie Ray's "This Way"]

- ♪ It's a brand new day ♪

♪ Let's get away ♪

♪ Yeah, we got the top down and the radio on ♪

♪ Let's get away ♪

- How was your night last night?

[cheerful music]

- Just by the look on Maria's face,

I already knew that she hooked up with Vinny.

I guess her date went well.

♪ ♪

- Morning.

[water running]

- Oh--ew.

- You have a knife in your hand.

- Last night, I had a date with Vinny.

Um...

And honestly, it was really nice.

It was a good time.

Therefore, I gave him the golden ticket.

- Why are you smiling? [laughter]

- I don't know why he's smiling.

'Cause he's weird. - I think you're beautiful.

- Ooh! - Shut up.

- From the beginning of trip,

going with the flow with Maria,

and so far, so good.

Pauly's approach with Nikki is a little different.

Physically, they are going at a fast pace.

When I say physically, I don't mean having sex.

I mean just physically being with each other,

just holding each other's hand.

Like, when you see me and Maria,

you don't think that we're boyfriend and girlfriend.

When you see Pauly and Nikki,

you think they're boyfriend and girlfriend.

I didn't know what word to say. - [laughs]

- I can say gorgeous. - Oh, God.

- Perfect.

- Ooh! Perfect!

- I cannot believe that this is the last weekend

out here in Las Vegas.

Pretty much everybody in the suite

is sleeping right now,

and I'm not gonna let that fly.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[vacuum whirring]

- Antonio, stop!

- Wake up! - [laughs]

- I wouldn't vacuum if people were sleeping.

♪ ♪

Or would I? [laughs]

- Antonio, grow the [bleep] up. - Wake up, wake up.

- Grow up, you asshole. - Wake up.

- Get out. - Wake up.

- What is wrong with you? - I'm just cleaning.

- Get out of my face.

- I can't--I can't live like this no more.

Wake up. - I don't give a [bleep].

You don't live in here. Get out of here.

- Marissa? - Yeah?

- You work tonight.

- Do I? - Yeah.

It's our last shift at the nightclub.

It's kind of bittersweet, but after the shift,

Trey Songz is performing, so we're gonna party.

And I think we're all super excited.

- Uncle Nino. - [snores, grunts]

- Come on.

Still in your clothes from last night?

- [laughs] - [grunts]

- [laughs]

- Let's go. We're going to get breakfast.

Before he gets into trouble with any of these girls,

I'm gonna actually pull him out of the suite.

♪ Las Vegas! Las Vegas! ♪

Was I... - Come on, let's go.

- No, that happened.

- Yeah.

- You in that jacket was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

- It did.

- It's been an eventful couple days for me.

- My date with Maria was definitely positive.

And even though [bleep] Uncle Nino

showing up in my suite was unexpected...

- My family is, like, a huge part of my life,

so, like, if you wanna date me,

this is what comes with me.

- Can I start you off with drinks or--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Give me a nice Bloody Mary.

- Can I just have, like, a hot tea with lemon?

- All right, you got it. I'll be right back.

- Yeah. We went on a date.

- Yeah, another date.

- Not girlfriend and boyfriend or anything like that.

- She's know--she's aware--

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She understands, you know?

Maria is definitely on the same page as me.

I definitely want to hang out

with Maria on the East Coast when I get home.

It'll just be more trial and error

of hanging out with somebody.

- She wanted kids-- she wants kids?

- Uncle Nino, stop.

All right, ready?

- I wanna go gamble. A little gambling.

- I don't gamble here.

- Get me to a [bleep] table,

and then you do what you wanna do.

- Fine, 'cause you're in Vegas

and you came all the way out here,

you can play one table. That's it.

- Let's get the [bleep] out of here.

- ♪ Ride with it ♪

♪ Yeah, let me see you ride with it ♪

- Did I miss anything about Maria's date?

- They had sex. I don't know.

- Not surprised, yeah.

- I feel like everybody's like,

"Oh, you're next, though. Pauly's gonna ask you soon."

And I'm like...

- Guess time will tell, right?

- I don't think there is enough time left.

I don't wanna force something on him

that he doesn't want, you know?

But I'm just saying that I'm feeling like

I'm running out of time

and there's a lot more that I wanna say and do,

and I, like, I haven't gotten the chance to do that.

And it's time for us to just figure this out.

Let's not blow it, you know?

- When you leave here, are you gonna, like,

reach out to him or wait to see...

Have you thought that far?

No?

- We had a talk about us taking it slow,

but, like, what does that mean?

- Mm-hmm.

- ♪ He was a high roller, chain smoker ♪

- Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino!

Come on, throw the dice.

Uncle Nino actually is, like, a passionate person.

I know a good way to get rid of Uncle Nino

is to, like, make him gamble.

- Got me best shoot! [bleep]

Nino from Pasadena! Oh!

Nino, Nino, Nino, Nino!

Go! [bleep]!

[cheering]

- Uncle Nino. - What?

- Have a good flight. I'll see you later, good luck.

Keep going. Have a good one.

- [indistinct]

- I'll take to you later. I'll talk to you later.

All right.

I got a show tonight, so I'm going to Chippendales.

- I feel lucky, I feel lucky, I feel lucky.

Seven-eleven, here we go. [bleep].

- Oh, Nino.

- Oh, [bleep].

- ♪ I keep the pistol case they actin' up ♪

♪ I'm in love with the money, can't stacking enough ♪

♪ If I throw her that money, she back it up ♪

♪ Like juvenile, girl, I love your style ♪

- Suzi. - Hmm?

- Do you have an extra shirt

for B-Lashes to borrow for work?

- Which one, this one? - Mm-hmm.

- Going to work tonight.

It's only girls working, minus Suzi.

It's our last weekend in Las Vegas.

Hopefully, no one gets a strike.

Let's see what happens.

- Who's the best bucket carrier at Drai's?

- You, bitch! - Me, bitch.

I'll carry your bucket. - [laughs]

- All right, guys, let's go.

- ♪ Friday morning on the train ♪

♪ I got my black suit on, my office pumps again ♪

[Clooney's "Wham Bam"]

♪ Work is such a bitch ♪

- Hello. - Hi, ladies.

- How are you?

- Put your stuff away, get your buckets.

We'll get outside, and let's get ready.

All right, let's go, 'cause we're already open,

so let's move quickly.

- ♪ You ain't met me before ♪

- Come on, guys.

- ♪ I'll put my real face on and open the door ♪

["6th Man" by MSCMKRS]

- ♪ Make a play, try a stance ♪

- Hello. - Hey, what up?

- What up, kid? - It's good.

- How's New York? I miss it.

- It was good, man. New York misses you.

How's everybody else been?

- Chilling.

Vinny went on a date with Maria.

- I heard. It was very well, I heard.

- What, Derynn's happy now? Out of everybody's business?

- Smiling. - That's all it took?

- You should've heard him in the morning, bro.

- That's all it took? - All it took.

- I've been trying to tell you guys that.

- But we hired that hit it man a long time ago.

- I know.

Apparently, I missed a lot when I'm on the road.

Vinny and Maria are smashing,

and Derynn got her cat whacked.

Like, what is going on?

Nobody's taking it slow

except for me and Nikki.

- But we missed you, buddy. - Missed you guys too.

- We need your help, for real.

[lively music]

Knowing that this is our last weekend here,

we wanna prank the girls tonight while they're at work.

- What's up? - I wanna go out with a bang.

You're the [bleep] prank war champ.

- Trying to get them? - We wanna--

we wanna get them to the point where they're gonna be annoyed.

Not just like, "Oh, my God. Like, ha-ha-ha, stupid prank."

Like, you know what I'm saying? - Mm.

- We have to get them good, bro.

- We should send them tr--

we'll try to send them somewhere.

- Oh, send them some-- nah, you can't do that.

It'd be fun if you just send them something

and knock on the door and the delivery is something...

- So the fellas have a lot to learn,

and I'm happy to pass down my knowledge and wisdom

as the prank war champion.

Here's what we're gonna do. - [bleep].

- We need massive amounts of Saran wrap.

We're gonna Saran wrap all their beds,

Saran wrap their toilet, Saran wrap all their makeup,

Saran wrap every [bleep] thing.

- Yes, yes. - That's good.

- I mean, like, Saran wrap their bed,

but they can't take [bleep] out.

- That's good! I like that.

- This guy, just out of his head,

is just killing it.

Will you or will you not help us?

- I'll help you. - Yeah.

- [laughs] - Let's go.

- I think I'm going to Drai's tonight.

- They usually have, like, an artist every night, right?

- Yeah, I think tonight's, like, Trey Songz or something.

I actually, like, hung out with Trey Songz before.

I went to his house in Calabasas

with some of my friends.

They're not ready for Suzi Hollywood,

Sugar Hollywood. - All right.

- I'm actually seeing him tonight at Drai's.

Like, it's gonna be such a good show.

This [bleep] is crazy.

[upbeat music]

[giggles]

- Suzi's clueless. She's gonna be pissed.

- Yo, look at this [bleep].

- [laughs] - Where's their--

where's their deep gel lemon cleanser?

Oh, I found it.

[laughter]

- We can actually probably wrap the bed in her room.

She wouldn't notice.

[laughter]

- You guys going to Drai's?

- We're going to shower. - We're going to shower.

- Okay. - You look like [bleep].

- You look good, girl. - Mmm.

[laughter]

- Are you ready? Heading down now?

- I'm ready.

I mean, I'll wait for you guys if you want.

- No, it's all right. - Nah, we still got--

we got about [bleep] two hours.

- I'm heading to Drai's to meet up with the girls.

Unfortunately, they had work tonight, but I didn't,

so I'm gonna just go out there and party with them.

Okay, bye, guys.

- See you later.

Keep it straight.

Yeah, let's get all the [bleep].

Best part about this prank is it's my idea,

and I'm not gonna get in trouble for it.

- Oh, this [bleep]. They're nuts.

- What the hell? - Stressing me out.

[laughter]

- Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

Don't be afraid to go around it 5,000 times.

And that's a wrap! [laughs]

[laughter]

- They're gonna be so [bleep] mad.

- I'm so excited for Dustin's birthday party tonight.

This is the biggest party in Las Vegas.

- I think I have butterflies.

- ♪ Baby, I'm the one you like, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give you what you like, yeah ♪

- Oh, hello!

- You're not a West Coast bitch.

- Stop drinking.

I just wanna get out of this environment and go to sleep.

What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Put your freak on, yes, right now ♪

♪ We're going like ♪

both: Last night at work!

- Whoo! - Bye!

- ♪ Put your freak on, yes, right now ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- I never thought this day would come.

I really did this.

I did not do a great job, but I still did it,

and that's what counts.

I feel accomplished.

- All right. So congratulations.

You made it through the Drainee program.

- Yay! - Wow.

- Good job, girls. Good job, good job, we did it.

We're hired?

- Haven't decided that yet.

- Rude. - [laughs]

- I don't know if Drai's is ready

for B-Lashes to be here full-time.

But I know that I would be very successful in Lash Vegas.

- But as a little bit of a reward for you guys,

I did save a table downstairs for you for tonight.

[cheering]

So you guys can come back and party tonight.

And then, also, you will get to come back tomorrow

to party with me for my birthday.

- I am so happy and relieved

that I worked tonight and not tomorrow,

because tomorrow night is Dustin's birthday,

so, like, you know that Drai's is gonna be going hard,

while the other roomies, ahem, peasants, have to serve us.

Thank you for everything and this opportunity.

You took a big risk with letting

nine East Coast, West Coasters come here and, like,

literally learn everything. For that, I thank you.

- It has been fun and I've, you know,

enjoyed getting to know you guys, and I'll see you later.

all: Thank you. - You're welcome.

- See you tomorrow.

- I had to bring my entire closet to Drai's to change

after work because Trey Songz is performing tonight.

Oh, wait for me!

[bleep] is about to go down.

Whoo!

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Um, B? - You going?

- I'm not gonna be anywhere near this [indistinct] room.

- You're not coming? - Nope.

See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.

I wasn't here.

I wasn't here. [laughs]

You guys have fun, though. - Hell yeah, bro.

- [indistinct]

I'm not gonna be stuck with that wrap.

After they've been working all night,

they probably just wanna come home,

jump in the shower, sleep.

Well, their stuff's wrapped up,

and this is a wrap for that prank,

so see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

I had nothing to do with this.

Well, maybe I did. It's time to go to bed.

♪ ♪

- [laughs] - That's it, it's good.

We are [bleep]. - Let's get out of here.

- ♪ Hey! ♪

[upbeat music]

- Let's go! - [screams]

- We're done working! Can we party now?

Can we get drunk? Can I crawl on the floor?

Thank you.

- Suzi Q! - [screams]

- Girls' night! Hey!

- Hey! [laughter]

- ♪ I've been working late night, late night ♪

- At this point, I don't know

if I'm gonna get another job opportunity here,

but Suzi just pulled up; we're gonna celebrate.

Like, this is about to go down.

- ♪ Let them know we don't need no favors ♪

♪ Drop top, say hi to the haters ♪

♪ Let them know we don't need no favors ♪

- We see "Congratulations, Drainees,"

and I'm like, "That's me, like, oh, my God."

I literally wanna run around the club

telling everybody that's me.

- ♪ Drop top, say hi to the haters ♪

- We're all in such a good mood,

we feel like nothing can bring us down.

- Let's go. You guys almost ready?

- I don't even wanna be here anymore.

Let's get the [bleep] out of here, come on.

- Let's get out of here. - Let's go.

I'm waiting for you, bro.

We finished wrapping everything up,

and we're like, "Yo, we need to get the hell out of here,

'cause we cannot be here when these girls get back."

They're gonna come home from the club drunk, tired,

wanting to go to bed, but they can't,

because their whole room is Saran wrapped,

and they're gonna freak out.

- I just hope they don't get, like, reckless.

- Bro, what do you mean, bro? - They're gonna--

- Of course they're gonna get reckless.

- Nikki is gonna snap.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [indistinct]

[indistinct cheering]

- ♪ Put your hands in the air ♪

- ♪ Put your, put your hands in the air ♪

- What's up, Las Vegas?

[cheering]

- ♪ Look what you done started ♪

[cheering]

- ♪ Baby, I'm the one you like, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give you what you like, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ I'ma give it to you right, yeah ♪

♪ Best time of your life, yeah, oh yeah ♪

♪ Baby, when you ready, tell the waitress get the check ♪

- Oh, hello!

- ♪ You been through the worst ♪

♪ Let me show you who's the best ♪

♪ You know I'ma get you right ♪

Everyone scream!

[cheering, screaming]

♪ Oh, na na, look what you done started ♪

♪ Oh, na na ♪

♪ Na, oh, na, na na na na na na ♪

- [yells]

- Whoa.

[all yelling]

- [indistinct]

- Don't judge. [giggles]

- Suzi, I live in L.A.

L.A. and Calabasas is, like, right here.

Like, what the [bleep]? Flew me out? No.

- Whenever Suzi drinks, she gets psycho.

"You can't go to Calabasas. [giggles]

"You can't go to Trey Songz's house.

"What, I've been to Trey Songz's house.

You can't go."

- I kinda don't believe Nikki right now.

I feel like I need to just call her out on her [bleep].

I'm gonna bring up the fact that

Trey Songz has a fountain in front of his house,

knowing damn well he doesn't,

just to see if she's really been there.

[upbeat music]

- Huh?

- Nikki just wants to look cool,

but she got caught in a lie.

And I felt like, "Why do you have to lie to kick it?"

- Wait, what?

They are both fighting over Calabasas?

Why does that matter?

- This is just dumb, like-- I'm like,

I'm from the East Coast, I'm from--I'm a New Yorker.

Like, I don't care about your bougie-ass life.

- [giggles]

- She's over there, staring,

and making comments, and talking, and I'm just like,

"At this point, I'm pissed at you."

- Okay, so how did this start?

- Literally, we were up there dancing, having fun,

and this bitch just snaps at me.

- She doesn't know Trey Songz; she doesn't know nobody.

- She's like, "He flew me out to his house in Calabasas."

Bitch, I live in L.A. Calabasas--

- Shut up, Nikki. You're not a West Coast bitch.

- Stop drinking. Stop [bleep] drinking.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[dramatic music]

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I said, "Oh, you know Trey Songz?

"You went to his house \h\h\h\h\hin Calabasas?

\h\h\h\h\h\hHe flew me out. Did you see his fountain?"

She said, "Yeah."

\h"Oh, he doesn’t have a fountain."

\h\h\h\hShe got mad. Who gives a [bleep]?

But I knew she was lying,

’cause he’s not gonna \h\h\h\hfly her out.

[giggles]

- Are we really fighting \h\h\h\hover a fountain?

\h\h\hA fountain? A water fountain?

\h- Somebody get me away from this bitch right now, please.

- Like, it’s the dumbest thing.

\h- "You fraudulent bitches. You can tell fake from real."

But you’re the fakest bitch \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hup in here.

Shut the [bleep] up. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Sure.

- Wait, I’m confused.

- That’s why you’re begging \h\hfor a man’s affection.

[music slows, stops]

- Suzi, Suzi, Suzi.

- [giggles]

[dramatic music]

- [scoffs]

\hThis is not at all entertaining to me.

I just wanna get out of this environment and go to sleep.

What the [bleep]?

Where the [bleep] \hare these boys?

Now is not really the time.

I never touched their room,

\h\hso they need to get that [bleep] off my bed right now.

- What the [bleep]?

- Oh, my God!

- No. \hNo!

This [bleep] is not cool.

- Every girl’s bed is Saran wrapped.

This cannot happen at a worse moment.

- This is why I haven’t been \h\h\h[bleep] with no pranks.

- Nikki, I mean, come on.

Pauly’s the prank war \h\h\h\h\h\hchampion.

It happens.

- Come on, I’ll get it \h\h\h\h\hoff your bed.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s okay. - [bleep] disrespectful.

- It’s just a little bit of Saran wrap; it’s fine.

[lively music]

- I’m so [bleep] nervous. \h- Yeah, we’re [bleep].

- Yeah, we’re done.

\h\hI’m telling you right now, I’m blaming everything on you.

♪ ♪

- I just think, like, \h\h\h\hfake bitches

need to be called out, \h\h\h\h\h\hand I did--

\h\h\h- Over a fountain at Trey Songz’s place?

That’s so [bleep] stupid.

- I’m scared.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- This is the quickest elevator.

\h\h\h\h\h\h- Shut up. We don’t know nothing.

We don’t know nothing.

\h- Honey, you want me to sit quiet when she’s lying about

some house you visited \h\h\h\h\hin Calabasas?

Bitch, I grew up there. \h\h\h\h\hI know, okay?

This is why I know \h\h\hshe’s a liar.

Like, bitches build a rapport

their whole life just to be there.

- We didn’t do anything wrong. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Yeah.

Play that--don’t ever give up. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m, like--

yeah, we’re not giving this up. \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- Shh.

\h\h- Listen, girl, I don’t even know.

’Cause when you be drinking,

you act like a [bleep] asshole.

- Okay, ’cause she lied \h\h\habout something.

\h- I’m tired of Suzi always hitting low blows at people.

\hThe fountain, you can handle,

but if you talk about \h\h\h\hPauly and her,

something that she’s been \h\h\h\h\hso clear about

that hurts her the most,

obviously, her first reaction \h\h\h\h\h\h\his to blow up.

I don’t give a [bleep] \h\h\habout Calabasas.

\hI don’t give a [bleep] about who has a fountain.

- ’Cause you live there, Maria! \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\hIf you--

[screaming over each other]

- [bleep].

- I don’t care-- \h\h\h\h- Right.

- What if I came to your house \h\h\h\hand you’re in there--

- This prank went so bad, man. \h\h\h\hThis prank went so bad.

- I’m so scared.

[laughs quietly]

- Oh, my God, we’re dead.

Like, they are doing something right now.

Like, what--we are dead.

- What you said was [bleep] up.

And you’re sitting here \h\h\h\h\htalking about

"Trey Songz doesn’t have a fountain in his house."

- I’m not saying that!

- So, Suzi, then shut up,

’cause I will punch you \hin your [bleep] face.

\h- Then do it! Let’s have a--

- You’re an asshole \h\hwhen you drink.

- Okay!

- ♪ Suzi’s an asshole \h\hwhen she drinks ♪

♪ Suzi’s an asshole \hwhen she drinks ♪

- So I don’t say [bleep]?

\h\h\h\h\h\h- What the [bleep]? They’re yelling at each other!

- What do you want me to say?

You act like a [bleep] \h\h\h\hwhen you drink.

What you said was [bleep] up, \h\h\h\h\hperiod, point blank.

- We don’t even know \hhow this started,

but at this point, we’re like,

\h\h\h\h"Cool, no one cares about the Saran wrap prank.

I’m good with that."

[indistinct screaming]

\h\h- You said he doesn’t have a fountain in his house, right?

\hIs that what I’m getting? - No, all I said was this.

You got flew into Calabasas--

\h\h\h\h- You have to fly into Calabasas when you’re in L.A.?

- Of course you do.

[light music]

I’m from Orange County.

- Is geography really that [bleep] hard to understand?

- Why are you belittling me? \h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- I’m not.

- It doesn’t matter. - I’m not, I’m just--

\h- Why is this girl lying about nothing?

- About what?

- What the hell is going on?

Do I bounce back from this?

Do I look at her in the same way?

\h\h\h\hAll I know is I’m very, very close

to never speaking \hto Suzi again.

\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h\h- No-- - Bitch, explain it to me!

\h\h\h\h\h- It’s about-- - What are you mad about?

- [bleep].

Marissa, come in my room. \h\h\h\hCome in my room.

Why are they fighting?

- Suzi said to Nikki, \h\h"Does Trey Songz

\h\h\h\hhave a fountain in front of his house?"

\h\h\h\h\h\hAnd Nikki said yes. And Suzi goes, "You’re a liar.

\h\hYou’ve never been there, because he actually doesn’t."

\h\h\h- What? - So then...

- Are we really screaming \h\h\h\h\h\hat each other

at the top of our lungs \h\hover whether or not

Trey Songz has a fountain \h\hin front of his house?

What would it look like \h\h\hif me and Antonio

were screaming at each other \h\hat the top of our lungs,

"Well, Drake has a slide \h\h\h\h\h\hin his pool."

\h\h\h\hAnd he’s like, "Well, no, he doesn’t.

"I’ve been to Calabasas,

and Drake doesn’t have \ha slide in his pool."

I mean, like, bro. \h\h\h\h\h\h\hWhat?

- Why is it wrong for me \h\h\hcalling out a lie?

How is that me as a bad guy?

- Do I think that \h\hNikki and Suzi

are ever gonna be friends \h\h\h\h\h\h\hafter this?

No.

\hNikki--when you talk about her relationship with Pauly

and use it as a low jab,

that’s the biggest dick move \h\h\h\h\h\hthat she can do.

And she’s done it before.

\h\h\h\h\h\hIt’s just a reoccurring pattern.

\h- Everyone’s so-- - Always about you.

- Oh, come on.

\h- I’m gonna put you to bed nice, come on.

\h\h\h- No, I’m not going to bed nice.

Why do I gotta go to bed nice?

When I’m telling the [bleep] truth

and all these bitches \h\h\h\h\hare lying,

and then they’re just talking \h\h\h\h\h\h[bleep] about me.

[bleep] them.

- I don’t think Trey Songz \hknows how much commotion

he caused tonight \h\hin this suite.

\h\h\h\h\hMaybe he can write a song about it.

Plot twist!

\h\h\h\h\hThe fountain is at the other house in Calabasas.

- Oh, he has two homes!

- Two homes! - Two houses!

- She’s dating a stripper.

- Sorry, Dad.

- Pauly and I are on a high, \h\h\h\h\hand, at this point,

we just wanted to get to the suite faster.

If you know what I’m saying.

Who’s that guy?

- ♪ Fire starters, ghetto blasters ♪

♪ Yeah, we're shaking up the room ♪

♪ And breaking the plaster ♪

♪ Believe us, you'll never beat us ♪

♪ Yeah, we're smarter, faster ♪

- I think it's working.

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ ♪

- I can't believe how fast this has gone by

They're probably gonna be moving out soon.

And when we first met them.

- Yup. - [chuckles]

That goes by quick. - Fast, bro.

- I wonder if they're still gonna work here,

if they still have jobs. - Yup.

[light dramatic music]

- You hungry?

- I cannot believe that today's the last day here.

Like, I'm everywhere.

My feelings and emotions are everywhere.

After last night,

there's some tension between the girls,

but this is literally our last night.

I'm partying at Drai's with Dustin,

with Pauly and Vinny. Like--this our last night.

I wanna go out with a bang.

- You want me to make extra eggs or not?

- Nah, I'm chilling. I'm not that hungry.

- I just wanna give a big shout-out to Boozy Suzi,

because she [bleep] the night up

and they didn't even worry about us wrapping their stuff.

[bleep]. Thank you, Suzi.

♪ ♪

- The way Suzi went about

attacking my relationship with Pauly--

for her to understand, like, what hits home for me

and it's when we fight that you throw it in my face.

That, to me, is just not cool.

- How you doing?

- I'm okay.

There was just, you know, some [bleep].

- Last night, I probably said some stuff

I probably shouldn't have.

But I was just trying to

call people out on their [bleep].

And I'm just over it. I'm just--

don't wanna talk about it.

I wanna move forward and move on.

- All right, I just wanted to check on you.

- Thanks, Brandon.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I'm really excited for tonight

because it's Dustin's birthday party,

and we're gonna get to meet

all of his friends and just have a good night.

I really think you should come.

- We won't sit nowhere near her.

- Our trip here is coming to a close rapidly.

And something in me just doesn't feel right

going to dinner without Nikki.

I don't know why she, like,

gets off on cutting people down.

- "You're in love with a guy who doesn't love you."

- Yeah, I don't get it.

- This fight doesn't change anything.

I will be attending Dustin's party.

I think I'm just gonna stay away from Suzi.

- Just come.

And it's not a win-or-lose thing,

but, in my eyes, by you not coming, she wins.

- ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ Down from the Vegas strip to Miami Beach ♪

♪ Keep the party rocking and the butts out the seats ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

- What's up, fellas?

- Cugines. What's up?

- Yo, we came back last night from the club,

and they didn't say one word about the Saran wrap, bro.

- No, they were arguing! - Suzi and--yo, it was crazy.

- What?

- Nikki and Suzi were fighting...

- Over [bleep] if Trey Songz

has a fountain in front of his [bleep] house or not.

Bro, bro.

- That's some groupie-- that's some groupie [bleep].

- Bro, bro.

- Yeah, they were, like, all going face-to-face.

- Wait, they were deadass fighting over

if Trey Songz has a fountain? - That's what started it.

- Supposedly Suzi was like,

"You never been flown out to Calabasas!"

Like... - I'm dead.

That's the stupidest fight

I ever heard of in my entire life.

What are they gonna be fighting over next?

T-Pain's garage?

- Hi, Derynn. - Good morning.

- This girl's glowing all of a sudden.

- She's, like, the nicest girl in the house now.

- Ricky actually said-- I saw him today.

He said, "Tell Derynn I got one of my collars for her

"from the show so that she can take it home to--

back to the East Coast."

both: Collars? - Yeah.

'Cause, you know, we wear the cuffs and the collars?

all: Oh.

- Oh, he said, "LOL, I'm so serious too.

Gotta let her know who her stripper is."

- Damn. - Wow.

Oh.

So this boy does still wanna see me.

I think I have butterflies.

Maybe--maybe he is, like, a match made in heaven for me.

- Are you guys cool now?

Did you guys talk it out with Suzi?

- No. - Not really.

- Kinda just, like, let's let it blow over for tonight.

- When Suzi's all quiet the next day

and you can't find her,

she's guilty of being Boozy Suzi from the night before.

- Yes.

- It's Dustin's birthday. We don't wanna be rude.

- There's one thing that I do know.

Tonight is not the night for any pettiness.

There will be no fountain talk.

This is Dustin's birthday.

- Yeah.

[laughter]

- They're [bleep] working.

- What time you guys working till?

- 2:00. - 2:00.

- Just lets us take off today, bro.

- Me, Brandon, Suzi, and Antonio,

we have to work tonight.

The idea I gotta work when my roommates are partying,

that's miserable.

- Yo, let's go get ready for the b-day party, kids.

- Let's do it.

- So are you gonna check in with Nikki?

- Yeah, I hope she's okay.

- ♪ And I can't stop dreaming ♪

♪ ♪

- You ready?

- Where is my ChapStick?

- Does this thing smell like onions, bro?

I'm not kidding.

- No. - Does it?

- For real? - For real.

- All right, let's go. - We're ready?

- Yeah. - [sighs]

I really don't wanna go to work,

but with all, like, the [bleep] and everything

on like the big day and the big party,

I'm, like, ready before everyone.

I just wanna get the [bleep] out of this suite.

- Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

Have fun. - We'll see you later.

- Bye.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You hear about what happened?

- I heard their version. Now what's your version?

- No, we just-- we were out partying,

having a good time, and we worked.

We came back home, and it's, like,

we were walking in, and Suzi goes,

"You're psycho" or something like that.

And I was like, "Shut up,

and stop making comments like that."

And then she said,

"And that's why you're so in love

with a man that doesn't want you."

[dramatic music]

- What? Jesus.

That's a low blow.

I don't know exactly what happened,

but it doesn't feel good for me to see Nikki upset.

Yeah, what a [bleep] weird thing to say.

Right now, I'm really happy

with the place I'm in with Nikki.

This seems comfortable, seems normal, seems natural,

so I don't want Nikki to take everything so personal.

You can't listen to that.

Why are you crying now? It's over.

Who cares what that girl said? - [sniffling]

- Come on.

[laughs] So dramatic.

[Photronique's "Settle That Final Score"]

- I'm dramatic? - Yeah.

- Suzi--honestly, I feel like she--

like, she just doesn't get it.

Pauly and I, I feel like we've grown our relationship

so much from where it started.

That part is what matters to me.

Like, I'm happy I'm in a good place with Pauly.

- Do you? - Nah.

- Sure?

- [laughs]

- I like your hair.

- You do? - Yeah.

- ♪ I only wanna win in the end ♪

♪ So I'm gonna settle that final score ♪

- Dustin!

- It's gonna be the biggest night here at Drai's.

- Let's do it! I don't have enough hands!

- Nikki and I, we built it up all the way to this.

- ♪ I pull up in that coupe, it be, like, skrrt, skrrt ♪

♪ Skrrt, skrrt ♪

♪ Gotta get it ASAP, yeah, we put in park ♪

- Time for work. - Time to clock in!

- Good to see you guys. - What's up, how you doing?

- It's the final night. Are we ready?

- Oh, my God. - Ready to go.

This is our last shift at Drai's.

This job is important to me.

I wanna get hired next season,

so we're about to throw it down for the boss.

- Okay, we have to get Dustin's birthday presentation ready.

We need to get letters with his name, make sure we have those.

Make sure the light sticks are all bright enough.

- What about this? - Let's see--that's set.

- ♪ Wherever you are ♪

- Let's do it!

- ♪ And boom to this ♪

- B-Lashes! - Wow!

- B-Lashes!

[bleep] those ones in.

- It's our last night in Vegas.

Yesterday was crazy. A lot went down.

- Uh-oh, look who it is. [laughs]

- Hey, Trey, do you have a fountain?

- [laughs]

- But we cannot have that ruin Dustin's birthday,

so let's just forget about that and have a good time.

- ♪ Get on that dance floor ♪

[Midi Mafia's "Ayeyo"]

- Hey, babe.

- You know. It's [bleep] work.

- Brandon! Brandon!

He's coming!

♪ ♪

- Did you get enough for me?

You're not even getting it in there.

- You're on your own, brother!

Let's go, reload. Come on, he's here.

He's here. Dustin's here.

Dustin!

[yelling]

- I'm so excited for Dustin's birthday party tonight.

Happy birthday, boss!

He's my boss,

but also happens to be a very good friend of mine.

It's the biggest party in Las Vegas.

- Happy birthday, my dude! - Thank you, brother.

- I love it. [laughs]

- ♪ Las Vegas ♪

- ♪ Las Vegas ♪ Hey, Vinny.

- No, no, no!

I think me and Vinny's relationship,

when it comes to, like, how we interact with each other,

it's super physical, and, like,

we act like we're in grade school.

I love that. It makes me comfortable.

This is what I've been looking for.

[upbeat music]

- This is exactly what I'm needing to get out of my funk.

The night's going so well.

Everybody's having a good time.

You can feel the love.

Damn. [laughs]

- Hey!

- Oh, Vince.

- So Ricky had two shows tonight,

but he's at Drai's for me.

- I've never had a guy, honestly,

be so genuine and thoughtful

and just overall dedicated to me in this way,

because literally, the way that Ricky is talking right now,

I'm like, "Where are you from?

Where have you been my whole life?"

- It's official.

Pretty Ricky is officially my boyfriend.

I am dating a stripper. Sorry, Dad.

- ♪ Then you know it's too late for us ♪

♪ To try to get away ♪

- Derynn and Ricky are official.

What the [bleep]?

- ♪ 'Cause I think we started something ♪

- Derynn really needed her cat whacked,

and you know what, she got more than that.

- ♪ I think we started something ♪

♪ We started something ♪

- ♪ Shake with your, shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake with your ♪

♪ Shake with your, shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake with your ♪

♪ Shake with your, shake with your ♪

♪ Sh-sh-sh-sh-shake with your ♪

[Nick Kingsley's "Shake"]

♪ Shake! ♪

♪ ♪

- Guys, can someone grab the Drainees for me

and send them up to the mezz 2 service well, please?

- What's going on? - Go up to the kitchen.

- To the kitchen?

- Missy calls us up,

and being that I come from this industry,

you know, working at the mecca in Las Vegas,

this was a once in a lifetime opportunity,

and I wanna make sure I do well

and I did good by Drai's,

so I'm a little nervous right now.

- All right.

Missy, you wanna tell them anything about...

- You guys did awesome tonight.

Like, I was, like, actually impressed.

Like, you guys were just working,

I didn't have to yell about anything.

I just saw you running back and forth and doing your thing,

and you guys are doing great.

- We did an amazing job tonight,

and that just, like, feels really good,

because he legitly thought we were the regular bussers.

So we must've been doing a good job.

- We still have some, you know, talking to do

about whether we're gonna hire you guys on full-time or not,

but you have completed the full program,

and I'm very impressed with you guys and the work.

And, because of that,

you guys are gonna come down and party with me tonight.

[cheering]

- I am so hyped.

It is my last night in Vegas. Partying, like--

I'm ready to just throw on these clothes real quick

and get downstairs and start to turn up

with all my suitemates.

Oh!

[cheering]

["Pony" playing]

- Whoo!

- Dustin decided to book

Ginuwine at his birthday party.

This is sex music live if I ever heard it.

[indistinct chatter]

- ♪ Let's do it ♪ - Oh.

- ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

- Ginuwine sings "Pony,"

which is the male stripper national anthem.

- [laughs]

- ♪ We gonna get nasty ♪

- God bless America.

- [screams]

- ♪ First we'll show and tell ♪

- [yells]

- [screams]

- This is baby-making music.

Everybody's in their feelings; people are boo'd up.

There's some sexy, sexy vibes.

And I'm--I'm just...

- ♪ Ride it, my pony ♪

♪ My saddle's waiting ♪

♪ Come and jump on it ♪

- Something about that song, man.

It gets you horny.

- ♪ Jump on it ♪

- Whoo!

- Thank y'all, love y'all. We good.

- ♪ Yeah, one time we gonna give it to you like this ♪

- This night is something else.

You could actually feel the good vibes

and the energy in the air.

- Pauly and I are on a high, and, at this point,

we just wanted to get to the suite faster.

If you know what I'm saying.

[bleep].

And I feel like-- it's kind of, like,

the silver lining to all of this,

because I guess you can say

we've been through [bleep].

But being able to overcome that

and knowing the place that we're in right now,

it just brings me back to

how much I know I feel comfortable with him.

It's just...

the cherry on top of everything, I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Yo, where's Pauly and Nikki at?

- Well, it was really nice to meet you.

Thank you so much. Get home safe--ah.

- Shut up.

- Nikki and I, we've come a long way.

When she came into the suite, she wouldn't even talk to me.

Day by day, Nikki and I are getting closer and closer.

We built it up all the way to this.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Ay-yi-yi.

- [laughs]

I'm very nervous for taking a step right now with Nikki,

but we have been transparent.

We're letting everything happen naturally.

And this thing happened naturally.

Nikki and I are in a great place right now.

- Are you tired? - No.

- No? - You are?

- ♪ I don't need no side chick, no ♪

- ♪ My queen, my team, my wife ♪

♪ No schemes, but the cream's always rising ♪

- I'm--I'm blushing. I'm happy.

I'm--there's-- it's just the good-byes,

and what better way to end our Vegas trip than this?

- ♪ You don't know it ♪

♪ My girl, if you holla, you broke it ♪

♪ Don't provoke me, I'm not soft ♪

♪ And it's still about my business ♪

♪ So I keep it like a boss, yo ♪

♪ You the best time, you the best wine ♪

- [laughs softly]

- ♪ My obsession ♪

♪ Shorty so real, she got me so addicted ♪

♪ Yeah, she got me focused ♪

♪ But I'm still about my business ♪

- Oh, my God.

- It is the last day here,

and we have our work to do with Dustin.

- Your job is to sell the party

but it's not to party. It's a fine line.

- Saying bye to Ricky

is not the easiest thing to do right now.

- You should, like, stay an extra few days here.

- I hope I didn't just screw everything up.

- Where do we go from here? - Where do you wanna go?

Last time you said, "Let's take it slow."

Last night wasn't really taking it slow.