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[cheers and applause] andy: Coming to you you from the historic largo theater in

Andy: Coming to you you from the historic largo theater in hollywood, it's conan!

Historic largo theater in hollywood, it's conan! I'm andy richter.

Hollywood, it's conan! I'm andy richter. Tonight, evan rachel wood.

I'm andy richter. Tonight, evan rachel wood. And now, here he is, conan

Tonight, evan rachel wood. And now, here he is, conan o'brien!

And now, here he is, conan o'brien! Conan: Yes!

O'brien! Conan: Yes! Yes!

Conan: Yes! Yes! Thank you.

Yes! Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Welcome to the show once again

Thank you very much. Welcome to the show once again being filmed here in the

Welcome to the show once again being filmed here in the abandoned largo theater in west

Being filmed here in the abandoned largo theater in west hollywood, joined once again by

Abandoned largo theater in west hollywood, joined once again by cardboard cutouts of all of our

Hollywood, joined once again by cardboard cutouts of all of our fans across the nation and the

Cardboard cutouts of all of our fans across the nation and the world.

Fans across the nation and the world. How are you doing, andy?

World. How are you doing, andy? Andy: It's not abandoned.

How are you doing, andy? Andy: It's not abandoned. I'm here.

Andy: It's not abandoned. I'm here. And we and the gang, we're all

I'm here. And we and the gang, we're all here.

And we and the gang, we're all here. Conan: You've been here at night

Here. Conan: You've been here at night with the cardboard cutouts.

Conan: You've been here at night with the cardboard cutouts. Andy: That's when they come to

With the cardboard cutouts. Andy: That's when they come to life.

Andy: That's when they come to life. Conan: Yeah, exactly.

Life. Conan: Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Conan: Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That look means that you're

Yeah. That look means that you're telling the truth.

That look means that you're telling the truth. Andy: Yes.

Telling the truth. Andy: Yes. Conan: Ok.

Andy: Yes. Conan: Ok. No time to waste tonight.

Conan: Ok. No time to waste tonight. Terrific evan rachel wood is on

No time to waste tonight. Terrific evan rachel wood is on the program.

Terrific evan rachel wood is on the program. I do love her so.

The program. I do love her so. Going to get a chance to talk to

I do love her so. Going to get a chance to talk to her.

Going to get a chance to talk to her. But first, I've talked about

Her. But first, I've talked about this before, but I think it

But first, I've talked about this before, but I think it bears repeating.

This before, but I think it bears repeating. You've probably noticed a lot of

Bears repeating. You've probably noticed a lot of late night hosts, they just come

You've probably noticed a lot of late night hosts, they just come out and tell monologue jokes.

Late night hosts, they just come out and tell monologue jokes. That's fine for them.

Out and tell monologue jokes. That's fine for them. But this guy, I like to

That's fine for them. But this guy, I like to innovate.

But this guy, I like to innovate. I'm sorry, other hosts.

Innovate. I'm sorry, other hosts. That's just the way I roll.

I'm sorry, other hosts. That's just the way I roll. You see, I found a way to tell

That's just the way I roll. You see, I found a way to tell great, topical jokes that add

You see, I found a way to tell great, topical jokes that add excitement, sex appeal and a

Great, topical jokes that add excitement, sex appeal and a little 1980's nostalgia.

Excitement, sex appeal and a little 1980's nostalgia. It's a great new way I've di

Little 1980's nostalgia. It's a great new way I've di viced.

It's a great new way I've di viced. We're going to do it again

Viced. We're going to do it again tonight.

We're going to do it again tonight. Check it out.

Tonight. Check it out. Well, it was reported today that

Check it out. Well, it was reported today that there are 240 u.S. Schools named

Well, it was reported today that there are 240 u.S. Schools named for confederate leaders.

There are 240 u.S. Schools named for confederate leaders. Yeah.

For confederate leaders. Yeah. The confederate leaders include

Yeah. The confederate leaders include robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson

The confederate leaders include robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson and kid rock.

Robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson and kid rock. ♪

And kid rock. ♪ thanks to conan's epic burn.

♪ thanks to conan's epic burn. Did you ever think that you

Thanks to conan's epic burn. Did you ever think that you could laugh while you learn ♪

Did you ever think that you could laugh while you learn ♪ andy: What?

Could laugh while you learn ♪ andy: What? What was that?

Andy: What? What was that? Conan: What do you mean, what

What was that? Conan: What do you mean, what was that?

Conan: What do you mean, what was that? I'm trying to save the world

Was that? I'm trying to save the world with laughter, andy.

I'm trying to save the world with laughter, andy. Oint oh.

With laughter, andy. Oint oh. Conan: Fox news is laying off

Oint oh. Conan: Fox news is laying off people who do hair and makeup or

Conan: Fox news is laying off people who do hair and makeup or as fox news calls them,

People who do hair and makeup or as fox news calls them, reporters.

As fox news calls them, reporters. ♪ conan's statement just caused

Reporters. ♪ conan's statement just caused a truth quake

♪ conan's statement just caused a truth quake and make you think ♪

A truth quake and make you think ♪ andy: Yeah, I don't know how

And make you think ♪ andy: Yeah, I don't know how that made me think that joke.

Andy: Yeah, I don't know how that made me think that joke. Conan: Andy, just go with it.

That made me think that joke. Conan: Andy, just go with it. Go with it.

Conan: Andy, just go with it. Go with it. It's working.

Go with it. It's working. Recent polls reveal that joe

It's working. Recent polls reveal that joe biden is struggling with latino

Recent polls reveal that joe biden is struggling with latino voters.

Biden is struggling with latino voters. Today, biden reminded a latino

Voters. Today, biden reminded a latino group that he voted against the

Today, biden reminded a latino group that he voted against the mexican-american war.

Group that he voted against the mexican-american war. ♪ creepy joe just got destroyed

Mexican-american war. ♪ creepy joe just got destroyed now

♪ creepy joe just got destroyed now direct hit from c.O.B.

Now direct hit from c.O.B. He's crying on an amtrak train

Direct hit from c.O.B. He's crying on an amtrak train the power of comedy ♪

He's crying on an amtrak train the power of comedy ♪ andy: You know, this is actually

The power of comedy ♪ andy: You know, this is actually my least favorite song written

Andy: You know, this is actually my least favorite song written for the movie "st. Elmo's

My least favorite song written for the movie "st. Elmo's fire"."

For the movie "st. Elmo's fire"." conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep

Fire"." conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep that mote

Conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep that mote ♪ed.

That mote ♪ed. Scientists have discovered a gas

♪ed. Scientists have discovered a gas on venus that's a sign of life.

Scientists have discovered a gas on venus that's a sign of life. Here on earth, a noxious gas is

On venus that's a sign of life. Here on earth, a noxious gas is a nearby arby's.

Here on earth, a noxious gas is a nearby arby's. ♪ it's the antidote and conan

A nearby arby's. ♪ it's the antidote and conan is the vaccine ♪

♪ it's the antidote and conan is the vaccine ♪ conan: Well, looks like no

Is the vaccine ♪ conan: Well, looks like no snarky comment from andy on that

Conan: Well, looks like no snarky comment from andy on that one.

Snarky comment from andy on that one. ♪ andy doesn't like this song

One. ♪ andy doesn't like this song but no one asked what andy likes

♪ andy doesn't like this song but no one asked what andy likes cut to him right now

But no one asked what andy likes cut to him right now look he's not paying attention

Cut to him right now look he's not paying attention ♪

Look he's not paying attention ♪ conan: In these truly trying

♪ conan: In these truly trying times, many people may be

Conan: In these truly trying times, many people may be struggling with depression,

Times, many people may be struggling with depression, anxiety and other mental health

Struggling with depression, anxiety and other mental health issues.

Anxiety and other mental health issues. Infortunately, there's one very

Issues. Infortunately, there's one very widespread mental health issue

Infortunately, there's one very widespread mental health issue that isn't often discussed.

Widespread mental health issue that isn't often discussed. Luckily, there's a new

That isn't often discussed. Luckily, there's a new medication to help.

Luckily, there's a new medication to help. >> are you experiencing extended

Medication to help. >> are you experiencing extended periods of happiness?

>> are you experiencing extended periods of happiness? Feeling little to no anxiety?

Periods of happiness? Feeling little to no anxiety? Still looking on the bright

Feeling little to no anxiety? Still looking on the bright side?

Still looking on the bright side? Something must be seriously

Side? Something must be seriously wrong with you.

Something must be seriously wrong with you. Given everything that's been

Wrong with you. Given everything that's been going on, you should be freaking

Given everything that's been going on, you should be freaking out.

Going on, you should be freaking out. Luckily, realitrex is here to

Out. Luckily, realitrex is here to help.

Luckily, realitrex is here to help. It's a pro anxiety and

Help. It's a pro anxiety and depressing medication to get

It's a pro anxiety and depressing medication to get your head out of everything else

Depressing medication to get your head out of everything else what's going on.

Your head out of everything else what's going on. >> before realetrex, I walked

What's going on. >> before realetrex, I walked around with no mask.

>> before realetrex, I walked around with no mask. And now I realized the pandemic.

Around with no mask. And now I realized the pandemic. >> I didn't really get the black

And now I realized the pandemic. >> I didn't really get the black lives matter protest.

>> I didn't really get the black lives matter protest. But after realetrex, I thought

Lives matter protest. But after realetrex, I thought is america super racist?

But after realetrex, I thought is america super racist? Turns out, it is.

Is america super racist? Turns out, it is. Thanks, realetrex.

Turns out, it is. Thanks, realetrex. >> side effects include

Thanks, realetrex. >> side effects include diarrhea.

>> side effects include diarrhea. Realetrex, the safe way to

Diarrhea. Realetrex, the safe way to remind yourself how awful things

Realetrex, the safe way to remind yourself how awful things are.

Remind yourself how awful things are. Now available in blueberry.

Are. Now available in blueberry. Conan: Ok.

Now available in blueberry. Conan: Ok. We've got a great show.

Conan: Ok. We've got a great show. Evan rachel wood is here.

We've got a great show. Evan rachel wood is here. I'll be talking to her in just a

Evan rachel wood is here. I'll be talking to her in just a second.

I'll be talking to her in just a second. Stick around, we'll be right

Second. Stick around, we'll be right back.

Conan: My guest tonight is an award-winning actor known for "west world," across the

Award-winning actor known for "west world," across the universe and is the voice of

"west world," across the universe and is the voice of queen aduna in "frozen."

Universe and is the voice of queen aduna in "frozen." I'm thrilled she's here.

Queen aduna in "frozen." I'm thrilled she's here. Please welcome evan rachel wood.

I'm thrilled she's here. Please welcome evan rachel wood. How are you?

Please welcome evan rachel wood. How are you? >> I'm good.

How are you? >> I'm good. Conan: Where are you you right

>> I'm good. Conan: Where are you you right now.

Conan: Where are you you right now. >> I'm at my house.

Now. >> I'm at my house. I'm still quarantining at my

>> I'm at my house. I'm still quarantining at my home, doing home school and

I'm still quarantining at my home, doing home school and trying to work and be a single

Home, doing home school and trying to work and be a single mom all at once.

Trying to work and be a single mom all at once. Conan: Oh, my god.

Mom all at once. Conan: Oh, my god. That's right.

Conan: Oh, my god. That's right. I don't know anything -- I don't

That's right. I don't know anything -- I don't know any basic math beyond say

I don't know anything -- I don't know any basic math beyond say third grade level.

Know any basic math beyond say third grade level. I honestly couldn't help my

Third grade level. I honestly couldn't help my kids.

I honestly couldn't help my kids. So I give it up for you because

Kids. So I give it up for you because that's tough to be a single

So I give it up for you because that's tough to be a single parent right now during covid.

That's tough to be a single parent right now during covid. Would be tough.

Parent right now during covid. Would be tough. >> yeah, you should have seen me

Would be tough. >> yeah, you should have seen me this morning trying to zoom call

>> yeah, you should have seen me this morning trying to zoom call and work while he was supposed

This morning trying to zoom call and work while he was supposed to be doing school and I'm

And work while he was supposed to be doing school and I'm having a serious conversation

To be doing school and I'm having a serious conversation and he comes up behind me and

Having a serious conversation and he comes up behind me and puts a fireman hat on me.

And he comes up behind me and puts a fireman hat on me. I looked at my meeting and

Puts a fireman hat on me. I looked at my meeting and shrugged.

I looked at my meeting and shrugged. At least everyone's

Shrugged. At least everyone's compassionate.

At least everyone's compassionate. So I think it's fine.

Compassionate. So I think it's fine. Yeah, it's pretty wild.

So I think it's fine. Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's pretty wild.

Yeah, it's pretty wild. It's pretty wild. Conan: Sounds like you handled

It's pretty wild. Conan: Sounds like you handled it well.

Conan: Sounds like you handled it well. In the 1970's when I was a young

It well. In the 1970's when I was a young man that age, and we did that

In the 1970's when I was a young man that age, and we did that stuff to our parent, they lost

Man that age, and we did that stuff to our parent, they lost -- our parents.

Stuff to our parent, they lost -- our parents. They lost it on us.

-- Our parents. They lost it on us. That's what used to happen in

They lost it on us. That's what used to happen in the good old days of.

That's what used to happen in the good old days of. -- Days.

The good old days of. -- Days. >> you get a back hand.

-- Days. >> you get a back hand. Conan: No physical hitting.

>> you get a back hand. Conan: No physical hitting. Emotional scarring.

Conan: No physical hitting. Emotional scarring. I love what you're wearing.

Emotional scarring. I love what you're wearing. You're known for bringing

I love what you're wearing. You're known for bringing pantsuits back.

You're known for bringing pantsuits back. And I commend you.

Pantsuits back. And I commend you. >> thank you very much.

And I commend you. >> thank you very much. Just keeping up with tradition.

>> thank you very much. Just keeping up with tradition. Conan: What's your collection

Just keeping up with tradition. Conan: What's your collection like?

Conan: What's your collection like? Is it incredible, your

Like? Is it incredible, your collection?

Is it incredible, your collection? >> you, no it's funny, I

Collection? >> you, no it's funny, I actually had a friend call me

>> you, no it's funny, I actually had a friend call me and ask me if she could borrow a

Actually had a friend call me and ask me if she could borrow a suit.

And ask me if she could borrow a suit. I actually don't have any.

Suit. I actually don't have any. She said what are you talking

I actually don't have any. She said what are you talking about?

She said what are you talking about? I borrow all my clothes.

About? I borrow all my clothes. I don't get to keep any of these

I borrow all my clothes. I don't get to keep any of these suits.

I don't get to keep any of these suits. Conan: You're literally

Suits. Conan: You're literally borrowing stuff -- so you find

Conan: You're literally borrowing stuff -- so you find out you have to do a show with

Borrowing stuff -- so you find out you have to do a show with conan and you you have to go to

Out you have to do a show with conan and you you have to go to neighbors and ask for a

Conan and you you have to go to neighbors and ask for a pantsuit?

Neighbors and ask for a pantsuit? >> I have a stylist, but I give

Pantsuit? >> I have a stylist, but I give it back.

>> I have a stylist, but I give it back. It's an illusion.

It back. It's an illusion. >> we found a photo of you and

It's an illusion. >> we found a photo of you and you're still wearing a suit --

>> we found a photo of you and you're still wearing a suit -- >> that's true.

You're still wearing a suit -- >> that's true. Yes, I have been rocking the

>> that's true. Yes, I have been rocking the suits for quite some time.

Yes, I have been rocking the suits for quite some time. Look at me.

Suits for quite some time. Look at me. Look at my little business

Look at me. Look at my little business haircut I have.

Look at my little business haircut I have. Conan: No, I love this.

Haircut I have. Conan: No, I love this. It looks like you're there to

Conan: No, I love this. It looks like you're there to sue somebody.

It looks like you're there to sue somebody. Looks like you're a lawyer.

Sue somebody. Looks like you're a lawyer. [laughter]

Looks like you're a lawyer. [laughter] >> that's what I was going for.

[laughter] >> that's what I was going for. Conan: All of us are trying to

>> that's what I was going for. Conan: All of us are trying to get through in the best that we

Conan: All of us are trying to get through in the best that we can.

Get through in the best that we can. We find ours making decision the

Can. We find ours making decision the best we can.

We find ours making decision the best we can. I understand that you've been

Best we can. I understand that you've been fostering a dog, take caring of

I understand that you've been fostering a dog, take caring of -- taking care of a dog

Fostering a dog, take caring of -- taking care of a dog temporarily.

-- Taking care of a dog temporarily. Oh my god -- oh, my god.

Temporarily. Oh my god -- oh, my god. What's his name?

Oh my god -- oh, my god. What's his name? >> this is tommy.

What's his name? >> this is tommy. He's like a little old man.

>> this is tommy. He's like a little old man. He's the sweetest dog.

He's like a little old man. He's the sweetest dog. Usually I'm working and

He's the sweetest dog. Usually I'm working and traveling of but I can't take

Usually I'm working and traveling of but I can't take care of a dog.

Traveling of but I can't take care of a dog. I had a friend reach out.

Care of a dog. I had a friend reach out. I was not planning on having a

I had a friend reach out. I was not planning on having a dog.

I was not planning on having a dog. And the next thing I know, I got

Dog. And the next thing I know, I got this guy.

And the next thing I know, I got this guy. If you go to @wagmore, if anyone

This guy. If you go to @wagmore, if anyone is interested in adoppingt

If you go to @wagmore, if anyone is interested in adoppingt tommy, I'm going to have him

Is interested in adoppingt tommy, I'm going to have him until he finds a forever home.

Tommy, I'm going to have him until he finds a forever home. Conan: He doesn't look thrilled

Until he finds a forever home. Conan: He doesn't look thrilled to be seeing me.

Conan: He doesn't look thrilled to be seeing me. His face kind of fell like that

To be seeing me. His face kind of fell like that one.

His face kind of fell like that one. That host.

One. That host. [laughter]

That host. [laughter] if someone's throughout who

[laughter] if someone's throughout who would love a sweet, older --

If someone's throughout who would love a sweet, older -- let's just say mature dog, a

Would love a sweet, older -- let's just say mature dog, a mature dog --

Let's just say mature dog, a mature dog -- >> he's mature, yes.

Mature dog -- >> he's mature, yes. Conan: And it's at wagmore?

>> he's mature, yes. Conan: And it's at wagmore? >> uh-huh.

Conan: And it's at wagmore? >> uh-huh. Wagmore.

>> uh-huh. Wagmore. Just m-o-r.

Wagmore. Just m-o-r. Yes.

Just m-o-r. Yes. He's a sweety.

Yes. He's a sweety. And he's very low maintenance.

He's a sweety. And he's very low maintenance. He doesn't do a whole lot now

And he's very low maintenance. He doesn't do a whole lot now except want to be cuddled and

He doesn't do a whole lot now except want to be cuddled and fed.

Except want to be cuddled and fed. If anyone wants little tomy,

Fed. If anyone wants little tomy, he's here.

If anyone wants little tomy, he's here. Conan: I'm telling you as

He's here. Conan: I'm telling you as someone who gets older, that

Conan: I'm telling you as someone who gets older, that happens later on.

Someone who gets older, that happens later on. I want to be cuddled.

Happens later on. I want to be cuddled. I want to be held.

I want to be cuddled. I want to be held. Occasionally dragged on to the

I want to be held. Occasionally dragged on to the coach to take care of whatever I

Occasionally dragged on to the coach to take care of whatever I want to take care of and dragged

Coach to take care of whatever I want to take care of and dragged back in again.

Want to take care of and dragged back in again. That's pretty muff my life.

Back in again. That's pretty muff my life. Let's talk about

That's pretty muff my life. Let's talk about "kagillionaire."

Let's talk about "kagillionaire." it's a very unusual movie and I

"kagillionaire." it's a very unusual movie and I mean that in a good way.

It's a very unusual movie and I mean that in a good way. Your character -- I mean, maybe

Mean that in a good way. Your character -- I mean, maybe you could -- why don't you

Your character -- I mean, maybe you could -- why don't you describe -- your character is

You could -- why don't you describe -- your character is old dolio.

Describe -- your character is old dolio. I can almost do it because I've

Old dolio. I can almost do it because I've grown out my hair.

I can almost do it because I've grown out my hair. >> I see that.

Grown out my hair. >> I see that. Conan: You have hair over your

>> I see that. Conan: You have hair over your face a lot of the time.

Conan: You have hair over your face a lot of the time. And then your movements -- I

Face a lot of the time. And then your movements -- I mean, you're a very gifted

And then your movements -- I mean, you're a very gifted actress so I'm not surprised you

Mean, you're a very gifted actress so I'm not surprised you can do this.

Actress so I'm not surprised you can do this. But your movements are

Can do this. But your movements are distinctive and almost look like

But your movements are distinctive and almost look like you had to really think about

Distinctive and almost look like you had to really think about how this character moves.

You had to really think about how this character moves. >> 100%.

How this character moves. >> 100%. The director and I would get

>> 100%. The director and I would get together and do strange

The director and I would get together and do strange exercises and improvs to try to

Together and do strange exercises and improvs to try to find the physicality.

Exercises and improvs to try to find the physicality. We drew a lot from animals,

Find the physicality. We drew a lot from animals, weirdly.

We drew a lot from animals, weirdly. And so when people say what did

Weirdly. And so when people say what did you base this character on?

And so when people say what did you base this character on? A proud lion who became our

You base this character on? A proud lion who became our blueprint for her.

A proud lion who became our blueprint for her. Conan: That's interesting

Blueprint for her. Conan: That's interesting because though I'm not an actor

Conan: That's interesting because though I'm not an actor when I started doing the talk

Because though I'm not an actor when I started doing the talk show many, many years ago, I was

When I started doing the talk show many, many years ago, I was thinking about what would --

Show many, many years ago, I was thinking about what would -- what do I want to embody.

Thinking about what would -- what do I want to embody. And I came up with scared lemur.

What do I want to embody. And I came up with scared lemur. [laughter]

And I came up with scared lemur. [laughter] that's a good --

[laughter] that's a good -- conan: Just kind of like

That's a good -- conan: Just kind of like wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat

Conan: Just kind of like wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat bird-like.

Wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat bird-like. So I'm familiar --

Bird-like. So I'm familiar -- >> nailing it.

So I'm familiar -- >> nailing it. [laughter]

>> nailing it. [laughter] conan: Only, I've been doing it

[laughter] conan: Only, I've been doing it for 27 years.

Conan: Only, I've been doing it for 27 years. And everyone's like, enough,

For 27 years. And everyone's like, enough, enough.

And everyone's like, enough, enough. Your really impressive moment in

Enough. Your really impressive moment in the film where you're sort of --

Your really impressive moment in the film where you're sort of -- your character is very sneaky,

The film where you're sort of -- your character is very sneaky, has to be because you really

Your character is very sneaky, has to be because you really have to live by your wits and

Has to be because you really have to live by your wits and your ability to get around

Have to live by your wits and your ability to get around situations.

Your ability to get around situations. There's this scene where you

Situations. There's this scene where you bend backwards.

There's this scene where you bend backwards. I thought was that c.G.I.?

Bend backwards. I thought was that c.G.I.? >> no, in fact, this happens to

I thought was that c.G.I.? >> no, in fact, this happens to me a lot in my career.

>> no, in fact, this happens to me a lot in my career. Like, I -- I -- on the show I do

Me a lot in my career. Like, I -- I -- on the show I do "west world," tiny show that I

Like, I -- I -- on the show I do "west world," tiny show that I do.

"west world," tiny show that I do. Conan: Yeah, never heard of it.

Do. Conan: Yeah, never heard of it. >> never heard of it.

Conan: Yeah, never heard of it. >> never heard of it. Like I had to ride a horse at

>> never heard of it. Like I had to ride a horse at full speed while shooting a

Like I had to ride a horse at full speed while shooting a rifle.

Full speed while shooting a rifle. So riding on a running horse

Rifle. So riding on a running horse with no hands, holding like this

So riding on a running horse with no hands, holding like this heavy rifle and I really did it.

With no hands, holding like this heavy rifle and I really did it. And everyone thought it was

Heavy rifle and I really did it. And everyone thought it was c.G.I.

And everyone thought it was c.G.I. And I was like no.

C.G.I. And I was like no. And now with "kagillionaire,"

And I was like no. And now with "kagillionaire," I'm actually doing these things

And now with "kagillionaire," I'm actually doing these things with my body.

I'm actually doing these things with my body. It's not c.G.I.

With my body. It's not c.G.I. That was a weird skill.

It's not c.G.I. That was a weird skill. Conan: Is that -- is that yoga?

That was a weird skill. Conan: Is that -- is that yoga? Years of yoga?

Conan: Is that -- is that yoga? Years of yoga? Did you have --

Years of yoga? Did you have -- >> no.

Did you have -- >> no. Conan: Did you have like your

>> no. Conan: Did you have like your sfinal column likes a few

Conan: Did you have like your sfinal column likes a few vertebrae removed?

Sfinal column likes a few vertebrae removed? How you do that?

Vertebrae removed? How you do that? >> I don't know why, but I've

How you do that? >> I don't know why, but I've weirdly been somewhat of like a

>> I don't know why, but I've weirdly been somewhat of like a limbo champion as a child and

Weirdly been somewhat of like a limbo champion as a child and growing up.

Limbo champion as a child and growing up. I was always you -- one at bar

Growing up. I was always you -- one at bar mitzvahs that won whatever weird

I was always you -- one at bar mitzvahs that won whatever weird hat or prize, you know, if you

Mitzvahs that won whatever weird hat or prize, you know, if you could do the limbo challenge.

Hat or prize, you know, if you could do the limbo challenge. And so I don't know why.

Could do the limbo challenge. And so I don't know why. It's such a strange skill that I

And so I don't know why. It's such a strange skill that I have that now has become

It's such a strange skill that I have that now has become immortalized in this film.

Have that now has become immortalized in this film. Conan: I love that you brought

Immortalized in this film. Conan: I love that you brought up all my life -- all my life

Conan: I love that you brought up all my life -- all my life I've been a limbo champ whenever

Up all my life -- all my life I've been a limbo champ whenever in my life have I been asked to

I've been a limbo champ whenever in my life have I been asked to do limbo.

In my life have I been asked to do limbo. Where in the world are you

Do limbo. Where in the world are you living that you go to events and

Where in the world are you living that you go to events and you go, well, it's limbo time?

Living that you go to events and you go, well, it's limbo time? >> well, growing up as a kid in

You go, well, it's limbo time? >> well, growing up as a kid in the 1990's, I don't know

>> well, growing up as a kid in the 1990's, I don't know birthday parties,

The 1990's, I don't know birthday parties, conan: You know, last time that

Birthday parties, conan: You know, last time that we were talking, you mentioned

Conan: You know, last time that we were talking, you mentioned that you're really into karaoke.

We were talking, you mentioned that you're really into karaoke. And during covid, I'm wondering

That you're really into karaoke. And during covid, I'm wondering is that something you do at

And during covid, I'm wondering is that something you do at home?

Is that something you do at home? Do you do a lot of karaoke at

Home? Do you do a lot of karaoke at home?

Do you do a lot of karaoke at home? >> it's gotten a bit out of

Home? >> it's gotten a bit out of hand.

>> it's gotten a bit out of hand. I've had -- I've managed to have

Hand. I've had -- I've managed to have homes that have basements in

I've had -- I've managed to have homes that have basements in them.

Homes that have basements in them. And it started with like one

Them. And it started with like one little karaoke machine and like

And it started with like one little karaoke machine and like a string of lights.

Little karaoke machine and like a string of lights. And it's evolved into the next

A string of lights. And it's evolved into the next house that I move into had a

And it's evolved into the next house that I move into had a giant basement.

House that I move into had a giant basement. And I basically spent this year

Giant basement. And I basically spent this year turning it into a 1960's tiki

And I basically spent this year turning it into a 1960's tiki karaoke lounge like with vintage

Turning it into a 1960's tiki karaoke lounge like with vintage furniture and I painted all the

Karaoke lounge like with vintage furniture and I painted all the walls and I have disco lites.

Furniture and I painted all the walls and I have disco lites. Somebody walked down there the

Walls and I have disco lites. Somebody walked down there the oh day and looked at me like I

Somebody walked down there the oh day and looked at me like I was crazy.

Oh day and looked at me like I was crazy. Like what is this?

Was crazy. Like what is this? Conan: You know what it sounds

Like what is this? Conan: You know what it sounds like to me, evan, it sounds like

Conan: You know what it sounds like to me, evan, it sounds like a code violation.

Like to me, evan, it sounds like a code violation. It sounds like you're running a

A code violation. It sounds like you're running a legitimate polynesian restaurant

It sounds like you're running a legitimate polynesian restaurant you -- in your basement?

Legitimate polynesian restaurant you -- in your basement? >> probably I need a permit for

You -- in your basement? >> probably I need a permit for this.

>> probably I need a permit for this. I actually just celebrated my

This. I actually just celebrated my 33rd birthday and safely had,

I actually just celebrated my 33rd birthday and safely had, you know, people tested -- like

33rd birthday and safely had, you know, people tested -- like three people who came over and

You know, people tested -- like three people who came over and we actually reenacted like every

Three people who came over and we actually reenacted like every broadway show in the basement,

We actually reenacted like every broadway show in the basement, complete with a version of "it's

Broadway show in the basement, complete with a version of "it's a hard knocked life" with mops

Complete with a version of "it's a hard knocked life" with mops and brooms doing a whole

A hard knocked life" with mops and brooms doing a whole choreographed number.

And brooms doing a whole choreographed number. It was wonderful.

Choreographed number. It was wonderful. It was kneaded in such a gloomy

It was wonderful. It was kneaded in such a gloomy time.

It was kneaded in such a gloomy time. Just silliness.

Time. Just silliness. Conan: You're -- you're -- I

Just silliness. Conan: You're -- you're -- I know that you love music.

Conan: You're -- you're -- I know that you love music. And anyone who loves music or

Know that you love music. And anyone who loves music or doing standup or working in

And anyone who loves music or doing standup or working in front of a live crowd, that's

Doing standup or working in front of a live crowd, that's what we're all jonesing for

Front of a live crowd, that's what we're all jonesing for during covid.

What we're all jonesing for during covid. I mean, I really miss

During covid. I mean, I really miss restaurants and audiences.

I mean, I really miss restaurants and audiences. And I'd love to eat a really

Restaurants and audiences. And I'd love to eat a really good meal in front of an

And I'd love to eat a really good meal in front of an audience.

Good meal in front of an audience. That would be my dream, you

Audience. That would be my dream, you know, in covid.

That would be my dream, you know, in covid. >> fantastic, yes.

Know, in covid. >> fantastic, yes. I would like to just blow up my

>> fantastic, yes. I would like to just blow up my birthday candles.

I would like to just blow up my birthday candles. People can't even blow out their

Birthday candles. People can't even blow out their birthday candles on their cakes.

People can't even blow out their birthday candles on their cakes. It's crazy.

Birthday candles on their cakes. It's crazy. Conan: Well, your band evan and

It's crazy. Conan: Well, your band evan and zain -- zane.

Conan: Well, your band evan and zain -- zane. What was the last performance

Zain -- zane. What was the last performance that you did?

What was the last performance that you did? Because I can remember my last

That you did? Because I can remember my last live performance, I think was in

Because I can remember my last live performance, I think was in this theater.

Live performance, I think was in this theater. And like two days later,

This theater. And like two days later, everything was shut down.

And like two days later, everything was shut down. So I have a fond memory.

Everything was shut down. So I have a fond memory. Do you remember the last time

So I have a fond memory. Do you remember the last time you performed live?

Do you remember the last time you performed live? >> yes, the last time we

You performed live? >> yes, the last time we performed live -- every year we

>> yes, the last time we performed live -- every year we do an anti-valentine's day show.

Performed live -- every year we do an anti-valentine's day show. We turned February 15th into the

Do an anti-valentine's day show. We turned February 15th into the polar opposite of valentine's

We turned February 15th into the polar opposite of valentine's day.

Polar opposite of valentine's day. Our band started with this idea

Day. Our band started with this idea and broken hearted people --

Our band started with this idea and broken hearted people -- let's cram a bunch of people

And broken hearted people -- let's cram a bunch of people into a bar and sing just the

Let's cram a bunch of people into a bar and sing just the saddest, most depressing songs

Into a bar and sing just the saddest, most depressing songs about heartbreak and misery.

Saddest, most depressing songs about heartbreak and misery. And it turned out to be this

About heartbreak and misery. And it turned out to be this very cathartic amazing night.

And it turned out to be this very cathartic amazing night. So now we've made it an amazing

Very cathartic amazing night. So now we've made it an amazing thing.

So now we've made it an amazing thing. February 15th, I believe was our

Thing. February 15th, I believe was our last show live.

February 15th, I believe was our last show live. And we just performed our first

Last show live. And we just performed our first streaming show.

And we just performed our first streaming show. And you must be able to relate

Streaming show. And you must be able to relate to this how no one collapse

And you must be able to relate to this how no one collapse after anything you do.

To this how no one collapse after anything you do. Like, no one laughs at jokes.

After anything you do. Like, no one laughs at jokes. Conan: You mean, are you talking

Like, no one laughs at jokes. Conan: You mean, are you talking about during zoom or in my

Conan: You mean, are you talking about during zoom or in my entire career?

About during zoom or in my entire career? [laughter]

Entire career? [laughter] >> I don't know.

[laughter] >> I don't know. During zoom.

>> I don't know. During zoom. I just served up -- that up for

During zoom. I just served up -- that up for you.

I just served up -- that up for you. Conan: We're used to feedback.

You. Conan: We're used to feedback. >> you don't know whether or not

Conan: We're used to feedback. >> you don't know whether or not you're bombing.

>> you don't know whether or not you're bombing. We did a rage against the

You're bombing. We did a rage against the machine song "killing in the

We did a rage against the machine song "killing in the name."

Machine song "killing in the name." and man, I think that's the

Name." and man, I think that's the first time that song has ever

And man, I think that's the first time that song has ever been played to just a room full

First time that song has ever been played to just a room full of no one.

Been played to just a room full of no one. And the song ends with me just

Of no one. And the song ends with me just screaming -- I won't do what

And the song ends with me just screaming -- I won't do what they tell me.

Screaming -- I won't do what they tell me. And I really went for.

They tell me. And I really went for. I won't do what they tell me and

And I really went for. I won't do what they tell me and then -- so --

I won't do what they tell me and then -- so -- [laughter]

Then -- so -- [laughter] I'm like dripping sweat.

[laughter] I'm like dripping sweat. It's a very strange experience.

I'm like dripping sweat. It's a very strange experience. Very, very strange.

It's a very strange experience. Very, very strange. Conan: Then the doorbell screams

Very, very strange. Conan: Then the doorbell screams and it's your post mate's

Conan: Then the doorbell screams and it's your post mate's delivery.

And it's your post mate's delivery. >> exactly.

Delivery. >> exactly. Exactly.

>> exactly. Exactly. Or like somebody enter results

Exactly. Or like somebody enter results the streaming like with a text

Or like somebody enter results the streaming like with a text message or a zoom call.

The streaming like with a text message or a zoom call. Sorry, sorry.

Message or a zoom call. Sorry, sorry. My son -- my son runs on the

Sorry, sorry. My son -- my son runs on the stage, puts a fireman hat on me

My son -- my son runs on the stage, puts a fireman hat on me just like -- that's how it

Stage, puts a fireman hat on me just like -- that's how it works.

Just like -- that's how it works. Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you

Works. Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you have to shelf rage against the

Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you have to shelf rage against the machine until you get an

Have to shelf rage against the machine until you get an audience.

Machine until you get an audience. >> or maybe we should just go

Audience. >> or maybe we should just go for it.

>> or maybe we should just go for it. Conan: Maybe we should tell

For it. Conan: Maybe we should tell jokes and when I don't hear

Conan: Maybe we should tell jokes and when I don't hear laughs, I lose it.

Jokes and when I don't hear laughs, I lose it. Just completely escalate until

Laughs, I lose it. Just completely escalate until I'm taken away that would be

Just completely escalate until I'm taken away that would be great.

I'm taken away that would be great. >> there you go.

Great. >> there you go. We're getting close.

>> there you go. We're getting close. We're getting close.

We're getting close. We're getting close. Conan: Let me make sure I get

We're getting close. Conan: Let me make sure I get this out because "kagillionaire"

Conan: Let me make sure I get this out because "kagillionaire" it opens in select theeters this

This out because "kagillionaire" it opens in select theeters this Friday, September 25th, and also

It opens in select theeters this Friday, September 25th, and also I want to give another plug for

Friday, September 25th, and also I want to give another plug for this dog that you're fostering.

I want to give another plug for this dog that you're fostering. Where is he?

This dog that you're fostering. Where is he? Let's gate home for this guy --

Where is he? Let's gate home for this guy -- let's get a home for this guy.

Let's gate home for this guy -- let's get a home for this guy. What a sweetheart.

Let's get a home for this guy. What a sweetheart. >> he really is.

What a sweetheart. >> he really is. Conan: What's the website?

>> he really is. Conan: What's the website? >> wagmor.

Conan: What's the website? >> wagmor. Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r.

>> wagmor. Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r. Evan, thank you so much for

Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r. Evan, thank you so much for talking to him.

Evan, thank you so much for talking to him. >> turks it's always good to see

Talking to him. >> turks it's always good to see you -- thank you.

>> turks it's always good to see you -- thank you. It's always good to see you.

You -- thank you. It's always good to see you. Next time I hope it's in person.

It's always good to see you. Next time I hope it's in person. Conan: I want to get you my

Next time I hope it's in person. Conan: I want to get you my guitars because one can look

Conan: I want to get you my guitars because one can look sad.

Guitars because one can look sad. >> you got a whole setup.

Sad. >> you got a whole setup. Conan: We have stuff everywhere.

>> you got a whole setup. Conan: We have stuff everywhere. Junk.

Conan: We have stuff everywhere. Junk. It's not even mine.

Junk. It's not even mine. Thank you so much.

It's not even mine. Thank you so much. And stay safe.

Thank you so much. And stay safe. And belated happy

And stay safe. And belated happy conan: All right.

And belated happy conan: All right. That's our show.

Conan: All right. That's our show. We will see you tomorrow.

That's our show. We will see you tomorrow. Good night, everybody.