Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:00,730 --> 00:00:04,150
The first time I came to this place,
I wondered how a place so beautiful,
2
00:00:04,234 --> 00:00:06,611
so perfect could make me so sad.
3
00:00:07,237 --> 00:00:10,198
Eventually figured out it, it's because
I had no one to share it with.
4
00:00:11,783 --> 00:00:14,369
I feel like I know you so well,
but I don't know you at all.
5
00:00:14,994 --> 00:00:16,412
Tuesday can't come soon enough.
6
00:00:27,757 --> 00:00:29,175
Drop it!
7
00:00:30,176 --> 00:00:32,262
Oh my God. No!
8
00:00:37,392 --> 00:00:39,978
Guy out with his metal detector
this morning found the body.
9
00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:42,772
- Metal detector guy check out?
- Oh, yeah. Barn Phillips
10
00:00:42,856 --> 00:00:47,110
he splits his leisure time between
metal detecting and blackout drinking.
11
00:00:47,193 --> 00:00:49,154
Is he known to get violent
on his way to blackout?
12
00:00:49,237 --> 00:00:51,865
Sir, the only thing that Barn
is murdering is his liver.
13
00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:53,908
- Okay, Shaw...
- Yeah.
14
00:00:55,034 --> 00:00:57,454
What's it going to take to get
you to stop calling me "sir"?
15
00:00:57,537 --> 00:00:59,998
Well, you could step down,
make me the chief, that would do it.
16
00:01:00,081 --> 00:01:01,624
I cannot, in good conscience,
17
00:01:01,708 --> 00:01:03,168
turn over the reins to someone
who hasn't taken
18
00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:04,794
their marksmanship recertification test.
19
00:01:04,878 --> 00:01:07,172
- That this week?
- This week is the last week, yes.
20
00:01:07,964 --> 00:01:09,841
There are slots Wednesday at six,
Thursday at eight.
21
00:01:09,924 --> 00:01:11,759
Actually, I'm going in tonight at nine.
22
00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,095
What times work for you?
23
00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:18,433
Thursday at eight, you said,
and Wednesday at six, I mean, I--
24
00:01:18,516 --> 00:01:21,311
come to think of it,
I could probably do tonight.
25
00:01:21,394 --> 00:01:24,230
Yeah, I could, I can make that work. Yup.
26
00:01:25,356 --> 00:01:27,025
Great. Tonight.
27
00:01:29,027 --> 00:01:30,737
- I'll book us in.
- Great.
28
00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:38,703
What do we got?
29
00:01:38,787 --> 00:01:41,331
Male, mid-to-late twenties.
30
00:01:41,414 --> 00:01:43,333
Initial examination shows evidence
31
00:01:43,416 --> 00:01:45,126
of blunt force trauma
to the back of the head.
32
00:01:45,210 --> 00:01:46,669
- Identification?
- Not yet.
33
00:01:46,753 --> 00:01:48,922
We did find a cell phone a few feet away,
34
00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:51,382
but we haven't been able to unlock it yet.
35
00:01:51,466 --> 00:01:53,009
No other ID on him,
36
00:01:53,092 --> 00:01:54,719
I did find something interesting, though.
37
00:01:54,803 --> 00:01:56,763
More interesting than
a bubble-wrapped body?
38
00:01:56,846 --> 00:01:58,181
About even, I'd say.
39
00:01:59,432 --> 00:02:01,101
You know, some people
have this weird fetish
40
00:02:01,184 --> 00:02:03,478
where they need to pop these things.
41
00:02:03,561 --> 00:02:05,522
Not me, but some...
42
00:02:08,066 --> 00:02:09,901
See, I can stop at one.
43
00:02:12,153 --> 00:02:13,196
Wes?
44
00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:17,992
I found this tucked into the waistband
of his jeans.
45
00:02:19,369 --> 00:02:20,620
- Calling card?
- You think?
46
00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:23,748
I don't know, but if it's calling card,
it could indicate more to come.
47
00:02:23,832 --> 00:02:26,000
Yeah, more we haven't found yet.
Could we take a look?
48
00:02:26,084 --> 00:02:28,253
I was just waiting for you two.
Little help?
49
00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:36,678
Well, I don't recognize him.
We're gonna have to get into that phone.
50
00:02:38,263 --> 00:02:39,472
I don't feel good about that one.
51
00:02:45,645 --> 00:02:47,397
- You know what surprises me?
- What?
52
00:02:48,022 --> 00:02:50,692
That we walked into a genuinely
interesting mystery
53
00:02:50,775 --> 00:02:52,360
and there's no sign of Harley Carter.
54
00:02:52,444 --> 00:02:54,112
Well, if it's as interesting
as you say it is,
55
00:02:54,195 --> 00:02:56,489
he will be up to his neck in it
by the second act.
56
00:02:56,573 --> 00:02:59,659
- Yeah, you're starting to talk like him.
- Oh, I know.
57
00:03:02,996 --> 00:03:04,998
Hey, is that little girl still giving me
the stink eye?
58
00:03:05,081 --> 00:03:07,125
- Oh, yeah. Big time.
- Yeah, well, tough.
59
00:03:07,208 --> 00:03:08,501
I got to this horse first,
60
00:03:08,585 --> 00:03:10,170
- I won it fair and square.
- Hey,
61
00:03:10,253 --> 00:03:12,338
not that I don't love getting chicken pox,
62
00:03:12,422 --> 00:03:14,382
but, is there a reason
why we're here right now?
63
00:03:14,466 --> 00:03:17,886
I got a message last night
on one of the Call Carter message boards
64
00:03:17,969 --> 00:03:20,346
from a potential client
saying to meet him here.
65
00:03:20,430 --> 00:03:22,515
It was signed "Precocious Eight-year-old."
66
00:03:22,599 --> 00:03:24,768
Could be any one of these people.
67
00:03:24,851 --> 00:03:27,729
I'm thinking maybe
the red-haired kid back there.
68
00:03:27,812 --> 00:03:30,523
- He looks a little suspicious.
- The one that's eating his snot?
69
00:03:30,607 --> 00:03:33,359
- Are you kidding me? There's no way.
- Be cool.
70
00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:37,614
Hey, did we just get "psst-ed" at?
71
00:03:38,281 --> 00:03:39,824
- Hey, guys!
- It's Vijay!
72
00:03:39,908 --> 00:03:41,993
Vijay, when did you get back into town?
73
00:03:42,076 --> 00:03:44,579
- Yesterday!
- Why didn't you call us?
74
00:03:45,246 --> 00:03:46,873
Hey, you can't do that!
75
00:03:46,956 --> 00:03:48,583
Hey. I did, I sent you a note.
76
00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,627
- I'm the Precocious eight-year-old.
- You're the client?
77
00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:51,711
Yeah.
78
00:03:51,795 --> 00:03:54,547
Hop on horse, man! Come on!
79
00:03:54,631 --> 00:03:55,715
That's a very bad idea.
80
00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:57,175
- Can you stop this?
- Sorry, buddy.
81
00:03:57,258 --> 00:03:59,010
Harley paid for a whole hour.
82
00:03:59,093 --> 00:04:01,805
- I'm just surprisingly unfit.
- Take my hand!
83
00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,477
Why all the secrecy?
84
00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:10,021
- It's bad. It's really bad.
- Well, how bad can it be?
85
00:04:10,105 --> 00:04:12,273
Well, try Call Carter
episode 308 kind of bad.
86
00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:14,484
You killed Jeff Probst
the host of Survivor?
87
00:04:14,567 --> 00:04:16,361
Was that episode 308? No.
88
00:04:16,444 --> 00:04:18,363
What was the one where Blake Shelton
falls in love online,
89
00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:19,906
then is falsely accused of killing her?
90
00:04:19,989 --> 00:04:21,783
You fell in love with someone
who's now dead?
91
00:04:21,866 --> 00:04:24,160
No, and maybe.
92
00:04:24,244 --> 00:04:26,496
You know how I monitor
the Call Carter message boards?
93
00:04:26,579 --> 00:04:28,164
- Of course. Who doesn't?
- I don't.
94
00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:33,545
Well, there was this one guy I was talking
to @jitterjuicejoe and that one night,
95
00:04:33,628 --> 00:04:37,382
- well, it turned into two nights...
- Oh, you fell in love online.
96
00:04:37,465 --> 00:04:39,676
I don't know.
I've never done anything like this before
97
00:04:39,759 --> 00:04:41,970
and he was special.
Yeah, and he was from Bishop,
98
00:04:42,053 --> 00:04:45,598
unlike the fakes and flakes in Hollywood.
So, yeah, I got my hopes up.
99
00:04:45,682 --> 00:04:49,060
And I hopped on a plane yesterday
and we were supposed to meet last night,
100
00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:51,062
but, he didn't show up.
101
00:04:51,146 --> 00:04:53,565
- And then, you found him dead?
- No, I didn't find him at all!
102
00:04:53,648 --> 00:04:56,317
I don't know his name.
He was @jitterjuicejoe
103
00:04:56,401 --> 00:04:58,069
and I was always @BrownSugar.
104
00:04:58,153 --> 00:05:01,614
If anything happened to him,
@BrownSugar's gonna be all over his phone.
105
00:05:01,698 --> 00:05:02,866
No, not exactly.
106
00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:04,993
When we finally got around
to exchanging photos,
107
00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:08,288
I sent him a photo of you and I
at Mo Better Meaty Meat Burgers.
108
00:05:08,371 --> 00:05:09,372
You know, the one where
I had perfect hair.
109
00:05:09,456 --> 00:05:11,749
I remember it. You looked amazing.
What's your point?
110
00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:15,587
Well, he looked at the picture
and got confused.
111
00:05:15,670 --> 00:05:18,673
Oh my God. He thought he was flirting
with Harley Carter
112
00:05:18,756 --> 00:05:20,675
- on the message boards.
- Yeah.
113
00:05:20,758 --> 00:05:24,012
You tricked someone
into falling in love with me?
114
00:05:24,095 --> 00:05:25,930
- 'Cause that's Harley's job.
- I liked him so much,
115
00:05:26,014 --> 00:05:27,307
I didn't want to tell him the truth.
116
00:05:27,390 --> 00:05:28,933
If you like someone that much,
117
00:05:29,017 --> 00:05:31,561
that's exactly when you're supposed
to tell them the truth.
118
00:05:31,644 --> 00:05:34,230
I know. And now he's gonna hate me.
119
00:05:34,314 --> 00:05:35,815
And either he's dead or not,
120
00:05:35,899 --> 00:05:37,442
I don't know,
but I'm gonna be accused of murder
121
00:05:37,525 --> 00:05:39,110
and I don't know what to do!
I'm freaking out right now, Harley!
122
00:05:39,194 --> 00:05:41,070
Just calm down, Vijay. Calm down.
123
00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:42,489
Yeah. Okay, can I be this guy?
124
00:05:42,572 --> 00:05:44,073
Do you think maybe it's possible
125
00:05:44,157 --> 00:05:47,869
that this is just a case of he's just not
that into you and you got ghosted?
126
00:05:49,078 --> 00:05:50,789
- Oh, Dave, come on.
- What?
127
00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:53,625
The guy thought he was meeting me.
Of course he's gonna show up.
128
00:05:53,708 --> 00:05:55,460
Come back when you have something
that's useful.
129
00:05:55,543 --> 00:05:58,213
Vijay, don't worry.
We'll find this guy and he'll be fine.
130
00:05:58,296 --> 00:05:59,714
- Really?
- Yeah.
131
00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:03,885
You think we're gonna let anything happen
to the man who loves me?
132
00:06:23,071 --> 00:06:25,532
Carter
133
00:06:29,452 --> 00:06:32,831
Hey, Dot, Vijay's gonna crash
with us for a little while.
134
00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:35,875
- He's gonna sleep on the couch.
- Or I could get your old crib.
135
00:06:35,959 --> 00:06:37,544
Well, I'm taller than you.
136
00:06:37,627 --> 00:06:40,338
I'm only three feet tall,
so I wouldn't sound so proud.
137
00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,591
Dave Leigh, I need to speak
to you for a second.
138
00:06:43,675 --> 00:06:47,137
Oh, Dave's in trouble.
139
00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,388
Nah, she's all bark.
140
00:06:48,930 --> 00:06:50,348
- David! Now!
- Okay.
141
00:06:50,431 --> 00:06:55,520
All right, Vijay, tell me whether you know
about @jitterjuicejoe,
142
00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:57,689
and don't say he's wonderful
'cause there's a million Mr. Wonderfuls
143
00:06:57,772 --> 00:06:59,732
out there, no one's ever gonna hook up
with them.
144
00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:02,360
- Job?
- Yes, but I don't know what it is.
145
00:07:02,444 --> 00:07:04,237
- Okay. Family?
- I know he has a mom.
146
00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:07,949
Thank you. That narrows it down
to the entire human race.
147
00:07:08,032 --> 00:07:10,368
- What did you two talk about?
- Everything.
148
00:07:10,452 --> 00:07:13,913
Yeah, I know his favourite song
it's "Mr. Blue Sky."
149
00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:16,416
I know he loves his dad,
but doesn't know whether he likes him.
150
00:07:16,499 --> 00:07:18,168
I know he wants to make his mark
on the world,
151
00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:20,420
but also hates that he wants
to make his mark on the world.
152
00:07:20,503 --> 00:07:23,381
- I know tons!
- Come on, I need real clues here.
153
00:07:23,465 --> 00:07:24,549
Think.
154
00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:28,887
He sent me a video from his apartment.
155
00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:30,096
Let's go.
156
00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:32,765
Hey, can you keep the cops out of this?
157
00:07:32,849 --> 00:07:34,309
- Why?
- Because if something did happen,
158
00:07:34,392 --> 00:07:35,393
I'd be the number one suspect.
159
00:07:35,477 --> 00:07:38,146
No. I would be the number one suspect.
Thank you for that.
160
00:07:38,229 --> 00:07:41,191
Yeah, for like two seconds,
then it'd be all Vijay, all the time.
161
00:07:41,274 --> 00:07:43,109
And then, the agency will find out
I'm not in Aspen,
162
00:07:43,193 --> 00:07:45,695
pitching Topher Grace
and they will fire me.
163
00:07:45,779 --> 00:07:48,656
You have to promise no police,
a Harley Carter promise.
164
00:07:48,740 --> 00:07:50,325
- I promise.
- Okay.
165
00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:52,160
All right, let's see this.
166
00:07:52,243 --> 00:07:55,538
It isn't much, but it's home.
167
00:07:56,748 --> 00:08:02,337
I haven't let anyone inside since Mark,but I think I'm ready, so come over.
168
00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:04,923
I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
169
00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:08,802
Bye.
170
00:08:09,886 --> 00:08:11,012
Who's Mark?
171
00:08:11,095 --> 00:08:14,599
His last boyfriend.
Yeah, he broke Jitterjuicejoe's heart.
172
00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:17,727
You didn't think last boyfriend
was more important than "Mr. Blue Sky"?
173
00:08:17,811 --> 00:08:19,104
Now, we watch it again.
174
00:08:19,687 --> 00:08:21,189
It isn't much, but...
175
00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:25,151
Yeah, I'd be happy to drive you into town,
but what's wrong with your car?
176
00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:27,278
I might need a getaway driver.
177
00:08:27,987 --> 00:08:30,490
We're not robbing any banks, are we?
'Cause fool me once...
178
00:08:30,573 --> 00:08:33,618
I just need someone
and it can't be Harley.
179
00:08:33,701 --> 00:08:36,996
- Will you do it?
- Yeah, of course.
180
00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,207
But you didn't say
we're not robbing any banks.
181
00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:40,875
Hey, where are you going?
182
00:08:40,959 --> 00:08:42,752
I don't answer to you!
183
00:08:46,464 --> 00:08:47,799
Sam?
184
00:08:47,882 --> 00:08:49,968
They unlocked this phone
we found near the crime scene.
185
00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:52,220
- Anything interesting?
- I'm gonna say yes.
186
00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,764
It belongs to a guy named Ben Lyndecker.
187
00:08:54,848 --> 00:08:55,974
Should I know that name?
188
00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:58,268
- Maybe. Can I read you a text?
- Yeah.
189
00:08:58,351 --> 00:09:01,563
"I can't swim,
but I'm ready to drown in you."
190
00:09:01,646 --> 00:09:04,190
It's a little cheesy,
but the sentiments are lovely.
191
00:09:04,274 --> 00:09:06,526
- Point, please?
- There's tons of these
192
00:09:06,609 --> 00:09:08,069
and they're all...
193
00:09:08,153 --> 00:09:09,612
from Harley Carter,
194
00:09:09,696 --> 00:09:11,281
who sometimes calls himself
195
00:09:11,364 --> 00:09:14,033
- @BrownSugar.
- What?
196
00:09:15,285 --> 00:09:19,122
"You're a mystery
I look forward to solving."
197
00:09:19,747 --> 00:09:20,748
Harley?
198
00:09:22,792 --> 00:09:23,918
Are you messing with me?
199
00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,587
- No.
- No.
200
00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:29,591
Oh, well, that was just...
201
00:09:29,674 --> 00:09:32,343
that was more graphic than I had expected.
202
00:09:32,969 --> 00:09:35,180
- I know where @jitterjuicejoe lives.
- How?
203
00:09:35,263 --> 00:09:37,932
You would know too,
if you weren't just pretending to be me.
204
00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:39,976
You see, you watch this video
with only one of your senses.
205
00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,896
I watched with all five of mine
and a sixth sense
206
00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:44,814
that I haven't come up
with a cool name for yet.
207
00:09:44,898 --> 00:09:47,233
Okay, first things first, that...
208
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,194
that's a garbage truck. By the timecode,
209
00:09:49,277 --> 00:09:51,279
we can see this video was taken
on a Tuesday morning.
210
00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:52,864
So, we look up
what neighborhoods in Bishop
211
00:09:52,947 --> 00:09:55,992
that gets its garbage picked-up
on Tuesday morning.
212
00:09:56,075 --> 00:09:57,827
Next up, you hear that?
213
00:09:58,703 --> 00:09:59,913
- An elevator.
- Right.
214
00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:01,289
So, what are we looking for?
215
00:10:01,915 --> 00:10:03,583
Apartment building. Nice.
216
00:10:03,666 --> 00:10:06,252
Now, look at the coffee mug.
It says "Phil's Fuels."
217
00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,463
There are three Phil's Fuels in Bishop,
218
00:10:08,546 --> 00:10:11,216
but one in a neighborhood
that gets its garbage picked up
219
00:10:11,299 --> 00:10:12,509
on Tuesdays mornings.
220
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,636
- Okay. I'm impressed.
- I'm not done.
221
00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:15,970
See the light coming through the window?
222
00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:18,431
Now, this church steeple
across the street,
223
00:10:18,515 --> 00:10:21,559
the light gets blocked
only on the first floors,
224
00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:23,978
so, we're looking at the second floor,
but I already knew that.
225
00:10:24,062 --> 00:10:25,146
What? How?
226
00:10:26,022 --> 00:10:27,190
Look at your boy.
227
00:10:27,273 --> 00:10:29,567
On the windowsill, right in back of him?
228
00:10:29,651 --> 00:10:32,070
All right, let's go in
and see if anyone's home.
229
00:10:32,153 --> 00:10:34,781
Wait. What if I'm wrong?
230
00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:36,407
What if he found out I'm not you
231
00:10:36,491 --> 00:10:38,326
and Dave's right
and I'm just being ghosted?
232
00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:41,121
Vijay, whatever we find up there
is gonna to be the truth
233
00:10:41,204 --> 00:10:43,706
or at least get us one step
closer to the truth,
234
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:44,791
and that's always a good thing.
235
00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:48,294
No. That's easy for you to say
'cause you're you.
236
00:10:48,378 --> 00:10:51,965
Being Harley Carter is only
two thirds amazing natural ability
237
00:10:52,048 --> 00:10:56,177
and one third having the confidence
in that amazing natural ability.
238
00:10:56,261 --> 00:10:58,138
You know what, Vijay?
Show me your confident walk.
239
00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:01,057
Come on, do it.
Yes. Work. Supermodel walking.
240
00:11:01,141 --> 00:11:04,018
Yes! Confidence, here we go. Keep going.
241
00:11:04,102 --> 00:11:06,855
Vijay are you trying to seduce me?
'Cause it's working!
242
00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:08,940
Sashay. Chante.
243
00:11:09,023 --> 00:11:10,817
Vijay, come!
244
00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,943
What?
245
00:11:12,026 --> 00:11:15,363
Okay, now that we're in,
how do we get inside Ben's apartment?
246
00:11:15,447 --> 00:11:17,699
Vijay, you mistake me
for a man with a plan.
247
00:11:17,782 --> 00:11:19,159
That's Matt Leblanc.
248
00:11:19,242 --> 00:11:22,787
I never go in prepared,
there's no fun in that.
249
00:11:22,871 --> 00:11:28,293
Things and people always have
a way of revealing themselves.
250
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:32,464
Oh, hey. See what I'm talking about?
251
00:11:32,547 --> 00:11:34,340
Ma'am...I am--
252
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:36,342
- Hi.
- Harley Carter, I know who you are,
253
00:11:36,426 --> 00:11:37,844
and I know why you're here.
254
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:40,263
I know all about you
because Ben's told me all about you.
255
00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:42,015
Oh. All good things I hope.
256
00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:43,850
Otherwise, I hope you don't have a...
257
00:11:43,933 --> 00:11:46,186
Twitter account. This is my good buddy.
258
00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,313
- He may have killed someone.
- No.
259
00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:50,482
Are you here to see Ben?
Because I haven't seen him lately.
260
00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:52,192
Maybe for a couple days.
I'm the neighbour.
261
00:11:52,275 --> 00:11:53,777
I'm Roz. I'm always around here.
262
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:57,614
I know, kind of like a character
in a TV show, huh?
263
00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,325
No. Those character are always annoying,
264
00:12:00,408 --> 00:12:04,078
you know, crazy,
statement jewelry that's not you.
265
00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:06,331
Any idea where we might find Ben?
266
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,624
Well, I thought that he was with you
267
00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:09,042
because he told me you had a date.
268
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:11,544
He's a good boy, so please don't play
with his heart.
269
00:12:11,628 --> 00:12:14,839
Oh, yeah, I'll be kind to him.
I'm a very generous lover.
270
00:12:14,923 --> 00:12:17,008
We were supposed to meet up,
but he never showed
271
00:12:17,091 --> 00:12:18,885
and now I'm worried.
272
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,346
Well, tell you what,
I water his plants when he's away,
273
00:12:21,429 --> 00:12:22,889
so I do have a key.
274
00:12:24,974 --> 00:12:28,895
Whoa. It's perfect. Nice.
275
00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:31,815
Feels so weird being in your potential
boyfriend's house
276
00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,775
before you've met your actual boyfriend.
277
00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:35,527
It's perfect.
278
00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:38,404
What is that ungodly smell?
279
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:40,198
Yeah, and the beeping.
280
00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:41,950
It's an alarm clock.
281
00:12:42,033 --> 00:12:43,868
The lessons continue.
What does that tell us?
282
00:12:43,952 --> 00:12:46,287
The snooze button's broken.
283
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,332
I don't know. Wait, where are you going?
284
00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:53,461
I am following my nose
285
00:12:53,545 --> 00:12:55,964
to the source of that remarkable smell.
286
00:13:00,218 --> 00:13:01,803
This was in the sink.
287
00:13:01,886 --> 00:13:05,181
Probably put in there to thaw.
I'd say it's a little past due.
288
00:13:05,265 --> 00:13:09,978
This is the apartment of someone
who 100% was meant to come home.
289
00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,187
But didn't.
290
00:13:13,565 --> 00:13:15,775
No. Dude, don't answer that.
291
00:13:16,818 --> 00:13:17,819
Hello?
292
00:13:17,902 --> 00:13:20,280
This is Detective Sam Shawfrom Bishop P.D.
293
00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:23,992
Am I speaking with Ben Lyndecker?
294
00:13:24,075 --> 00:13:27,620
No, this is the Leif Gunterbloom.
I am a travel writer,
295
00:13:27,704 --> 00:13:30,206
writing about the topiaries here
in Bishop.
296
00:13:30,290 --> 00:13:32,834
Harley. What is going on?
297
00:13:32,917 --> 00:13:34,586
Man! What gave me away?
298
00:13:34,669 --> 00:13:36,504
Was it the topiaries? Little too quirky.
299
00:13:36,588 --> 00:13:39,507
Why are you answering
Ben Lyndecker's phone? Put him on.
300
00:13:39,591 --> 00:13:41,968
He's not home right now.
301
00:13:42,051 --> 00:13:43,595
Then why are you doing in his apartment?
302
00:13:43,678 --> 00:13:48,141
And Harley, that is the first
of many questions I have for you.
303
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,351
- Maybe I should come down.
- Maybe?
304
00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:54,439
Okay, you can't tell her I'm here. Okay?
You made a promise.
305
00:13:54,522 --> 00:13:57,066
I'll try to.
You stay here in case he shows up.
306
00:13:57,150 --> 00:13:58,985
Wait, no. What if he does show up?
307
00:13:59,068 --> 00:14:00,111
I don't know what to say!
308
00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:02,614
Also, this is not the outfit
I pictured myself wearing.
309
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:04,741
We don't have time to buy you
a fireman's outfit right now.
310
00:14:04,824 --> 00:14:06,701
We want him to show up,
it means he's alive.
311
00:14:06,785 --> 00:14:08,953
I know, but I don't know what--Harley...
312
00:14:09,037 --> 00:14:11,498
You're gonna do great.
Just don't touch anything.
313
00:14:18,004 --> 00:14:21,508
Hi, Ben. Hey, Vijay here.
314
00:14:21,591 --> 00:14:23,676
I know.
315
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,262
I know. I'd be disappointed too.
316
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,441
Oh, crap.
317
00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:40,652
You think you can just drag me in here,
318
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:44,739
rake me over the coals and treat me like
I'm some two-bit hoodlum?
319
00:14:44,823 --> 00:14:46,741
Like we haven't had a history, Sam?
320
00:14:46,825 --> 00:14:49,285
Harley, you were the one
who insisted on doing this in here.
321
00:14:49,369 --> 00:14:50,995
I was perfectly fine at my desk.
322
00:14:51,663 --> 00:14:54,541
I just wanted to see what it was like
on this side of the table.
323
00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:58,253
Wow, it's a whole different energy!
You know?
324
00:14:58,336 --> 00:15:00,505
I never get cast as criminals.
325
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:01,923
I guess it's the dimples
326
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:04,384
Harley, Ben Lyndecker's phone
327
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,761
was found at a crime scene, near a body.
328
00:15:06,845 --> 00:15:07,971
A body?
329
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:11,558
We're 100% sure it was not Ben's body?
330
00:15:11,641 --> 00:15:15,395
Yes, but could be a connection between
that body and this phone.
331
00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,189
- Can I see the body?
- No, but you can see the phone
332
00:15:18,273 --> 00:15:22,360
because there are tons of gushingly
romantic texts from you.
333
00:15:22,444 --> 00:15:24,446
"We haven't even met
and I feel like you know me
334
00:15:24,529 --> 00:15:26,114
better than most of my so-called friends.
335
00:15:26,197 --> 00:15:29,033
Like you see the real me,
the version that I hope to be."
336
00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:31,703
- I didn't write that.
- I know.
337
00:15:31,786 --> 00:15:34,497
I called Ben's work.
They haven't seen him in three days.
338
00:15:34,581 --> 00:15:35,748
They are very worried.
339
00:15:35,832 --> 00:15:37,250
There is clearly a connection
340
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:40,211
between the body at the beach
and your missing person.
341
00:15:40,295 --> 00:15:41,963
So, Harley, no more games.
342
00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:43,673
Your client could be that connection.
343
00:15:44,299 --> 00:15:45,300
He isn't.
344
00:15:45,842 --> 00:15:48,261
- I'm the client.
- Vijay, what--
345
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,471
what the hell is going on?
346
00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:50,722
I'm @BrownSugar.
347
00:15:50,805 --> 00:15:53,475
Well, technically, I am @BrownSugar
348
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:57,604
Ben Lyndecker and I
were sort of pre-dating online.
349
00:15:57,687 --> 00:16:00,565
But there was some confusion
and he thought I was Harley.
350
00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:02,275
And you didn't correct him.
351
00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:03,818
I messed up, yes.
352
00:16:03,902 --> 00:16:05,862
But we were supposed to meet up
and I was going to come clean,
353
00:16:05,945 --> 00:16:07,322
but he never showed.
354
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:10,575
Well, his phone was found beside
a dead body.
355
00:16:10,658 --> 00:16:11,993
Not Ben's body.
356
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:14,037
But we need to know everything
that you know.
357
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:16,498
Well, that's why I'm here.
I think I have a suspect.
358
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,291
I found this.
359
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,670
It's a restraining order filed
by Ben against a Mark Turner.
360
00:16:22,754 --> 00:16:24,422
- The ex-boyfriend.
- Apparently,
361
00:16:24,506 --> 00:16:26,508
but he never said anything
about a restraining order.
362
00:16:26,591 --> 00:16:28,343
Okay. Well, I need to run this, find out
363
00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:29,761
who and where this guy is.
364
00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:31,387
This is good. Stay close.
365
00:16:31,471 --> 00:16:33,139
This might be the break that we need.
366
00:16:33,223 --> 00:16:35,099
Oh, Vijay, I'm glad you met someone.
367
00:16:35,183 --> 00:16:38,019
Well, technically, I met someone,
368
00:16:38,103 --> 00:16:39,938
but yeah, congrats, Vijay.
369
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:41,481
Hey, so, uh, what do we do now?
370
00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:44,234
We don't do anything.
I am going back to the apartment.
371
00:16:44,317 --> 00:16:46,569
You are going to my house to relax.
372
00:16:46,653 --> 00:16:49,072
Relax? How?
373
00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:53,785
Okay, we're here.
374
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:55,036
Now, can you tell me why?
375
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,789
You cannot tell this to Harley. Promise.
376
00:16:58,414 --> 00:16:59,499
Okay. I promise.
377
00:16:59,582 --> 00:17:02,544
I'm having coffee with a man.
Don't say anything!
378
00:17:06,339 --> 00:17:09,050
It's too early. I can't do this. Drive.
379
00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:11,845
Stop. This is ridiculous.
380
00:17:11,928 --> 00:17:13,054
I'm a young woman,
381
00:17:13,138 --> 00:17:15,932
and this is what Koji would have wanted.
He told me so.
382
00:17:16,558 --> 00:17:19,769
I need adult, human conversation.
383
00:17:19,853 --> 00:17:22,272
I can't sit at home,
listening to you and Harley
384
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:26,359
argue about Pizza Pockets
vs. Hot Pockets every night.
385
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:30,196
So, a person showed me
how to use an online dating service.
386
00:17:30,280 --> 00:17:33,241
I was only on for one day
and someone asked me for a coffee
387
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:35,535
because, obviously, I'm hot stuff.
388
00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:38,371
I let him dangle for two weeks,
389
00:17:39,664 --> 00:17:41,124
but last night...
390
00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,126
I said yes.
391
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:46,212
I think this is the right thing to do,
392
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,715
and then I think about Harley finding out
393
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,425
and I think it's the wrong thing to do.
394
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,344
Dot, it's just coffee! That's it.
395
00:17:53,428 --> 00:17:56,681
You deserve to real conversation
and connecting with someone.
396
00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:59,684
And...I'm proud of you for this.
397
00:18:00,518 --> 00:18:03,062
And everybody knows
it's all about the Hot Pockets, okay?
398
00:18:03,146 --> 00:18:05,231
End of debate. Now, go. Get out of here.
399
00:18:05,315 --> 00:18:06,900
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
400
00:18:09,277 --> 00:18:12,572
Wait for a minute
just in case he's a psycho.
401
00:18:13,615 --> 00:18:15,492
Like you can't handle a psycho.
402
00:18:15,575 --> 00:18:17,535
True. Go.
403
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:19,162
Yeah. Okay.
404
00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:32,425
- Oh.
- Hey.
405
00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:34,302
Something's really happening
and you're investigating,
406
00:18:34,385 --> 00:18:36,179
and I know exactly what you're thinking.
407
00:18:36,262 --> 00:18:37,931
I'd love to know what I'm thinking.
408
00:18:38,014 --> 00:18:39,849
You're thinking, "Oh, yeah, here she is,
409
00:18:39,933 --> 00:18:43,561
the nosy neighbour, huh, pretending
to ask all the innocent questions,
410
00:18:43,645 --> 00:18:45,105
but really she knows something
411
00:18:45,188 --> 00:18:47,816
and she's asking questions
to figure out what you know."
412
00:18:47,899 --> 00:18:49,359
I honestly wasn't thinking that.
413
00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:53,655
But now you are. And the longer I talk,
the more suspicious it seems.
414
00:18:53,738 --> 00:18:55,865
And now, if I say I don't know anything,
415
00:18:55,949 --> 00:18:57,742
it's really going to look like
I know something.
416
00:18:57,826 --> 00:19:01,412
And, hey, how 'bout me having the key
to Ben's apartment at the ready?
417
00:19:01,496 --> 00:19:03,665
Huh? You think I did it, don't you?
418
00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:06,209
- Did what?
- Whatever it is you think I did.
419
00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:07,335
Hey.
420
00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,003
Remember when you said
421
00:19:09,087 --> 00:19:11,881
you're like the neighbour down
the hall in all those TV shows?
422
00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:15,426
Not true.
You've already had way too many lines.
423
00:19:15,510 --> 00:19:17,637
Those people don't never get
this much screen time.
424
00:19:18,304 --> 00:19:19,681
Thank you.
425
00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,744
- Hello?
- Hey, Vijay, when you were here,
426
00:19:41,828 --> 00:19:43,872
you didn't happen to leave a gun
on the table, did you?
427
00:19:43,955 --> 00:19:46,875
Gun? What? No. Of course not.
428
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:48,209
And I would tell you.
429
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,545
Did you take a bath in my tub?
430
00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:53,673
You told me to relax!
And how did you know?
431
00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:55,925
Either swapped faces with John Travolta
432
00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,970
or you're wearing
my Brazilian mahogany nut
433
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,305
skin conditioning mask.
434
00:20:00,388 --> 00:20:01,973
You know how expensive those things are?
435
00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:05,268
Okay, now that is crazy.
How could you possibly--
436
00:20:05,351 --> 00:20:08,688
Because I'm a detective
and the way you said the word "relax",
437
00:20:08,772 --> 00:20:12,275
it sounded like your face was in a vice.
Can you tell me what I'm doing right now?
438
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:14,486
No, you can't,
because you only have five senses!
439
00:20:23,661 --> 00:20:25,371
Hey.
440
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:27,248
- I know who you are.
- Harley Carter.
441
00:20:27,332 --> 00:20:28,625
You're in that root beer commercial,
right?
442
00:20:28,708 --> 00:20:29,959
Roobidoo's Root Beer.
443
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:32,462
- The Cadillac of root beers.
- Cadillac of root beers, yeah.
444
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:35,215
Who are you?
445
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,925
Dennis.
446
00:20:37,008 --> 00:20:40,053
Dennis. I'm a real old friend of Ben's.
447
00:20:40,136 --> 00:20:41,387
And I heard he might be in trouble,
448
00:20:41,471 --> 00:20:43,181
so I wanted to come by,
see if I could help.
449
00:20:43,264 --> 00:20:45,350
Yeah, same here.
450
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,852
This is great.
Two heads are better than one.
451
00:20:47,936 --> 00:20:50,063
You search that side of the apartment
I'll search this side.
452
00:20:50,146 --> 00:20:51,314
Sure.
453
00:20:52,857 --> 00:20:54,234
- Thanks, Mark.
- Yep.
454
00:20:54,317 --> 00:20:55,735
Oh. Made you look.
455
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:00,698
Are you under the impression
456
00:21:01,783 --> 00:21:05,370
that I walked into your trap?
457
00:21:07,247 --> 00:21:09,082
Okay. Hey.
458
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:11,167
Take it easy, okay?
459
00:21:11,251 --> 00:21:12,418
I'm not much of a shot,
460
00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:14,420
but six feet isn't much of a distance.
461
00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:17,382
Yeah, but what would you say if I told you
there are no bullets in that gun?
462
00:21:17,465 --> 00:21:18,842
I would ask you why--
463
00:21:18,925 --> 00:21:21,010
why did you bring a gun
that didn't have bullets?
464
00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:25,849
Because I was trying to scare you.
465
00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:27,559
Away from Ben.
466
00:21:27,642 --> 00:21:29,894
- I'm trying to help Ben.
- By getting into his pants?
467
00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:32,564
I have zero interest
468
00:21:32,647 --> 00:21:35,817
- in the contents of Ben's slacks.
- Hey, listen, man.
469
00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,529
Easy. I have a sixth sense, okay?
470
00:21:39,612 --> 00:21:43,074
I call it my "Harley Sense-o-Rama."
471
00:21:48,496 --> 00:21:50,165
I guess there were bullets in that gun.
472
00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:58,965
Damn you, Sense-o-Rama!
473
00:22:05,472 --> 00:22:06,473
What have you done with Ben?
474
00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:07,974
- What have I done with Ben?
- Oh my!
475
00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:12,854
- What have you done with Ben?
- Did I get him?
476
00:22:14,397 --> 00:22:15,607
You gotta stop kicking me!
477
00:22:15,690 --> 00:22:17,901
Oh, well, I don't think
I like that tone very much.
478
00:22:17,984 --> 00:22:20,737
I'm trying to help you, Harley.
But you know what?
479
00:22:20,820 --> 00:22:25,283
I have taken self defence classes.
You just gotta meet me halfway!
480
00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:28,495
Oh, I think I did get you there.
Sorry, Harley.
481
00:22:29,454 --> 00:22:30,997
He's biting me!
482
00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,875
That's exactly what
I learned in self defence.
483
00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:36,961
- Just call the cops, please!
- Oh, yeah.
484
00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,842
Come on.
485
00:22:45,512 --> 00:22:49,224
Look, I'm no Dr. Phil, but a restraining
order is a very clear signal
486
00:22:49,307 --> 00:22:51,726
- that the relationship is over.
- Where were you Saturday night?
487
00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:54,145
Oh, you mean when Harley Carter's
goons kidnapped Ben?
488
00:22:54,229 --> 00:22:56,147
- I'm sorry?
- Yeah, I was at the lake that night.
489
00:22:56,231 --> 00:22:58,817
- Stalking Ben.
- I was protecting Ben,
490
00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:00,568
because I knew he got involved
491
00:23:00,652 --> 00:23:03,279
with this Hollywood sleazoid guy.
And to be honest with you,
492
00:23:03,363 --> 00:23:06,116
- I'm the one who loves Ben.
- Let's get back to these goons.
493
00:23:07,450 --> 00:23:08,493
Two guys.
494
00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:12,747
It was dark, okay, I couldn't hear them,
but I heard Ben scream.
495
00:23:12,831 --> 00:23:14,791
- And then, I heard a scuffle.
- And you didn't even try to stop them
496
00:23:14,874 --> 00:23:16,459
from taking the man you "love"?
497
00:23:16,543 --> 00:23:18,586
Excuse me? It all happened so fast. Okay?
498
00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:21,589
And to be honest with you,
that is exactly why I bought a gun,
499
00:23:21,673 --> 00:23:22,966
'cause I could rescue Ben.
500
00:23:23,049 --> 00:23:25,510
His story stinks. Your story stinks, Mark.
501
00:23:25,593 --> 00:23:27,053
We know something happened at the lake
502
00:23:27,137 --> 00:23:29,472
and my money is on you being
in the middle of it. Refalski!
503
00:23:29,556 --> 00:23:31,349
I want you to take this guy away
504
00:23:31,432 --> 00:23:33,309
and let him think about
the error of his ways.
505
00:23:33,393 --> 00:23:35,353
We'll talk to him again
when he's got his story straight.
506
00:23:35,437 --> 00:23:37,647
You can't do that
because I actually didn't do anything.
507
00:23:37,730 --> 00:23:40,316
Are you kidding me?
Illegal possession of a firearm.
508
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,319
- Violation of a restraining order.
- And you messed with someone on my list.
509
00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:45,738
You do not get to walk away from that.
510
00:23:46,364 --> 00:23:48,450
- Get him out of here.
- You don't know love!
511
00:23:50,785 --> 00:23:51,870
Sorry.
512
00:23:51,953 --> 00:23:54,789
It's hard for me to maintain my neutral
with that guy.
513
00:23:54,873 --> 00:23:56,124
Yeah, well, I'll, uh,
514
00:23:56,207 --> 00:23:58,710
make sure that I don't mess
with anyone on your list.
515
00:23:58,793 --> 00:24:00,837
What makes you think
you're not on my list?
516
00:24:07,385 --> 00:24:09,429
- Hey.
- Hey.
517
00:24:09,512 --> 00:24:11,347
You heard all that?
518
00:24:11,431 --> 00:24:14,601
- I don't think he did it.
- Mark?
519
00:24:14,684 --> 00:24:17,353
He's insane, but his insane logic tracks.
520
00:24:17,437 --> 00:24:19,856
When we were fighting
he was convinced that I had Ben.
521
00:24:19,939 --> 00:24:22,650
So, we have just two mystery voices.
522
00:24:22,734 --> 00:24:26,613
Not just. Wes just texted.
He's got a lead on the bubble wrap
523
00:24:26,696 --> 00:24:27,906
from your body by the lake.
524
00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:32,786
What were they doing in a box factory?
525
00:24:36,790 --> 00:24:40,084
They actually wrapped the body
in a clue to the crime scene.
526
00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:44,672
Yeah, I think we can eliminate criminal
masterminds off of our suspect list.
527
00:24:44,756 --> 00:24:47,133
They jimmied the back door,
so they knew this place was abandoned.
528
00:24:47,217 --> 00:24:49,636
Oh! Bubble wrap.
529
00:24:51,054 --> 00:24:52,889
Ah, Sam, you remember this place?
530
00:24:52,972 --> 00:24:53,973
Oh, yeah.
531
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:56,976
We used to have all our marching band
after parties here.
532
00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:58,144
Don't do that.
533
00:24:58,812 --> 00:24:59,938
You were in a marching band?
534
00:25:00,021 --> 00:25:01,356
Yeah. It was a thing.
535
00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:05,443
Nobody parties like a marching band.
The parties.
536
00:25:05,527 --> 00:25:07,779
Full disclosure--
and this doesn't leave this room--
537
00:25:08,488 --> 00:25:09,948
three years of figure skating.
538
00:25:10,615 --> 00:25:12,200
Mom had a dream. So...
539
00:25:12,283 --> 00:25:15,120
if you need a grown ass black man
to do a triple Lutz, I'm your guy.
540
00:25:15,203 --> 00:25:16,871
Chief Yamaguchi.
541
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,127
Anyone here play Texas Hold'em?
542
00:25:23,378 --> 00:25:25,964
I will play with you,
I just won't play with her.
543
00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:27,632
Once in a while I get lucky.
544
00:25:27,715 --> 00:25:29,676
Yeah, well I'm not too shabby myself.
545
00:25:29,759 --> 00:25:34,222
I will gladly lose $500
to watch you lose $500.
546
00:25:34,305 --> 00:25:35,974
Shaw, what do you see?
547
00:25:36,057 --> 00:25:39,477
I see, these two folded early...
548
00:25:41,020 --> 00:25:42,355
Serious pot and why wouldn't it be?
549
00:25:42,439 --> 00:25:45,066
Got a two and three
of diamonds on the flop.
550
00:25:45,150 --> 00:25:46,192
Six of diamonds on the river.
551
00:25:46,276 --> 00:25:48,278
Anybody with a diamond
is riding this one down.
552
00:25:49,028 --> 00:25:50,905
Well, this guy was bluffing hard.
553
00:25:52,949 --> 00:25:54,492
This would be the dealer...
554
00:25:55,994 --> 00:25:58,121
Two pair. Jacks over fours.
555
00:25:58,204 --> 00:26:00,081
All these diamonds floating
around on the table,
556
00:26:00,165 --> 00:26:02,333
and he's sticking in it with two pair?
557
00:26:04,502 --> 00:26:06,838
Here it is. Four of diamonds.
558
00:26:07,922 --> 00:26:11,217
Harley, the body that we found
had a five of diamonds on it.
559
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:12,343
What?
560
00:26:17,098 --> 00:26:19,768
Sorry, I just wanted to do that
for dramatic effect.
561
00:26:19,851 --> 00:26:22,645
So, the guy has a five
of diamonds in his pocket
562
00:26:22,729 --> 00:26:25,398
hoping to draw a straight flush?
563
00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:26,941
Nah, that's a one in a million shot.
564
00:26:27,025 --> 00:26:30,653
But if the dealer is cheating,
he palms the five of diamonds
565
00:26:30,737 --> 00:26:32,739
to keep the straight flush
out of the opponent's hand.
566
00:26:32,822 --> 00:26:34,699
- Nice!
- I told you I played cards.
567
00:26:34,783 --> 00:26:37,202
- And figure skated.
- And I am a detective.
568
00:26:37,285 --> 00:26:38,661
Try playing one on TV.
569
00:26:38,745 --> 00:26:41,581
Except the cheater got caught cheating.
570
00:26:41,664 --> 00:26:44,709
This guy reached across the table,
knocking over this beer bottle.
571
00:26:44,793 --> 00:26:48,379
Drunken shoving dude smatch ensues.
572
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,966
Dealer dies from blunt force trauma
to the head.
573
00:26:54,219 --> 00:26:57,722
How does this tie to Ben Lyndecker?
574
00:26:57,806 --> 00:27:01,309
I mean, yeah, on a Saturday,
but it can't be a coincidence.
575
00:27:01,392 --> 00:27:04,354
Yeah, well, maybe the prints in here
will turn up something.
576
00:27:04,437 --> 00:27:05,939
So, what's our next move?
577
00:27:06,022 --> 00:27:09,442
I'm gonna go take another look
at Ben Lyndecker's phone.
578
00:27:09,526 --> 00:27:12,112
My Harley Sense-o-Rama is tingling.
579
00:27:19,494 --> 00:27:22,497
I feel like I know you so well,but I don't know you at all.
580
00:27:23,790 --> 00:27:26,000
Tuesday cannot come soon enough.
581
00:27:26,084 --> 00:27:27,210
What's your sixth sense saying?
582
00:27:27,293 --> 00:27:29,629
Telling you to let me concentrate on this.
583
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:32,507
Why didn't you tell me you
were single ready to mingle?
584
00:27:32,590 --> 00:27:34,676
I--because I didn't think you cared.
585
00:27:34,759 --> 00:27:36,803
I know a guy who likes guys like you.
586
00:27:36,886 --> 00:27:38,263
Oh, he likes Indian guys.
587
00:27:38,346 --> 00:27:40,765
No, he likes guys he can lift up.
588
00:27:40,849 --> 00:27:42,684
You know, like a doll.
589
00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,394
Button up for a sec,
590
00:27:44,477 --> 00:27:48,523
'cause I think I just found something
that's gonna crack this case wide open!
591
00:27:51,943 --> 00:27:54,863
This is the last selfie that Ben took.
592
00:27:54,946 --> 00:27:56,072
- So?
- No.
593
00:27:56,156 --> 00:27:59,325
He's alive. Well, I mean,
the photo is live.
594
00:28:00,243 --> 00:28:03,663
I present to you
our missing poker players.
595
00:28:04,622 --> 00:28:07,459
We were looking for a connection
when there wasn't one.
596
00:28:07,542 --> 00:28:09,669
Ben was just in the wrong place
at the wrong time.
597
00:28:09,752 --> 00:28:11,171
He saw them with the dead dealer.
598
00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:12,839
So, they grabbed him.
599
00:28:12,922 --> 00:28:14,466
We pulled a ton of prints
from the poker game.
600
00:28:14,549 --> 00:28:16,718
No matches.
These guys might be first timers.
601
00:28:16,801 --> 00:28:19,262
If they're not stone cold killers,
it means there's still a chance,
602
00:28:19,345 --> 00:28:22,348
just a chance that Ben
is more than just a live photo.
603
00:28:22,974 --> 00:28:25,894
Sam, I've got the tiniest
little bell ringing in my head.
604
00:28:25,977 --> 00:28:29,522
- Do you recognize them?
- Something is on the tip of my brain.
605
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,233
Who are you guys?
606
00:28:32,984 --> 00:28:36,112
You killed him
and we were wasted at the time.
607
00:28:36,196 --> 00:28:38,156
So, let's get wasted and do it again.
608
00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:44,996
My boyfriend is looking for me.
609
00:28:45,079 --> 00:28:47,165
Let him look. Last I checked,
it's a big world.
610
00:28:47,248 --> 00:28:48,249
My boyfriend is Harley Carter.
611
00:28:48,333 --> 00:28:52,045
- Do you know who Harley Carter is?
- Yeah. We know Harley Carter.
612
00:28:52,128 --> 00:28:53,880
Yeah, he's one of the world's
greatest detectives.
613
00:28:53,963 --> 00:28:57,509
- We aren't fans.
- Well, he is real
614
00:28:57,592 --> 00:28:59,761
- and he is coming for me.
- You know what's real?
615
00:28:59,844 --> 00:29:02,847
Is that Harley Carter
is the richest detective in the world.
616
00:29:03,556 --> 00:29:04,557
Ted.
617
00:29:05,683 --> 00:29:09,771
Ted. Harley Carter probably has, like,
618
00:29:09,854 --> 00:29:13,483
fifty grand in his pants pocket
at all times.
619
00:29:13,566 --> 00:29:16,486
We get that money
and we don't have to kill anybody.
620
00:29:16,569 --> 00:29:18,154
We could just take off to, uh...
621
00:29:18,238 --> 00:29:21,366
Vegas, huh? Penthouse suite at Caesar's?
622
00:29:21,449 --> 00:29:25,203
Vegas. Oh, man, just make
the reservation right now.
623
00:29:29,541 --> 00:29:31,543
- And if that doesn't work.
- Yeah?
624
00:29:31,626 --> 00:29:32,627
Well, then we'll kill him.
625
00:29:34,921 --> 00:29:38,716
No. this whole Topher Grace
thing is news to me.
626
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,846
Yeah. No, I never noticed his ears.
627
00:29:42,929 --> 00:29:46,432
But, look, I, yeah,
I'm just sticking around here to
628
00:29:46,516 --> 00:29:49,102
develop a movie idea.
629
00:29:49,185 --> 00:29:53,273
Yeah, with Harley.
It's very modern, very Catfish-ey.
630
00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:57,235
We are hoping for a happy ending, but...
631
00:29:58,611 --> 00:30:00,029
You're not Harley Carter.
632
00:30:00,113 --> 00:30:01,531
No. I'm his agent.
633
00:30:02,532 --> 00:30:05,785
Perfect. We want you
to negotiate a deal for us.
634
00:30:05,869 --> 00:30:08,121
I think we can do it
the easy way or the hard way.
635
00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:10,081
What's the hard way, Dougie?
636
00:30:10,707 --> 00:30:12,584
- I hit him?
- No.
637
00:30:19,914 --> 00:30:24,502
Dot came home, found the door open
and the place like this.
638
00:30:25,044 --> 00:30:26,546
Your friend put up a real fight.
639
00:30:26,629 --> 00:30:28,131
There's blood here.
640
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,509
Not much, but all things considered.
641
00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:34,179
Not much is too much.
642
00:30:34,262 --> 00:30:35,472
What's this?
643
00:30:36,014 --> 00:30:37,182
"If you ever want to see your agent
644
00:30:37,265 --> 00:30:40,018
or your boyfriend again,
get eight hundred thousand dollars cash
645
00:30:40,101 --> 00:30:42,770
together by end of day tomorrow.
We'll be in touch."
646
00:30:45,899 --> 00:30:49,235
You will find Vijay,
you will rescue Vijay,
647
00:30:49,777 --> 00:30:52,405
and then you will be
best man at his wedding.
648
00:31:04,792 --> 00:31:06,836
This is really hard.
649
00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,964
Okay.
650
00:31:10,048 --> 00:31:12,091
Yes. Okay.
651
00:31:13,551 --> 00:31:14,552
Who are you?
652
00:31:14,636 --> 00:31:17,138
I'm Vijay Gill! I'm here to rescue you.
653
00:31:17,222 --> 00:31:18,932
Oh, Carter sent you?
654
00:31:19,015 --> 00:31:20,975
No, not exactly.
655
00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:23,770
Okay, I'm just gonna come out with it.
656
00:31:23,853 --> 00:31:25,271
I'm Harley Carter.
657
00:31:26,314 --> 00:31:27,440
Well, I'm your Harley Carter.
658
00:31:27,524 --> 00:31:29,692
I'm obviously not
the Harley Carter, but okay,
659
00:31:29,776 --> 00:31:31,653
you know, online, on the message boards?
660
00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:34,322
That's me. Not Harley. Me. Vijay Gill.
661
00:31:34,405 --> 00:31:36,115
Okay, it feels so good to make that clear.
662
00:31:39,202 --> 00:31:40,620
Okay.
663
00:31:40,703 --> 00:31:43,206
I know you think
that made sense but it didn't.
664
00:31:43,832 --> 00:31:47,836
- I'm @BrownSugar.
- No. Harley Carter is @BrownSugar.
665
00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:50,380
No. When we were exchanging photos,
you and I,
666
00:31:50,463 --> 00:31:52,507
I sent you a photo of me
with Harley Carter,
667
00:31:52,590 --> 00:31:54,467
but you thought it was Harley Carter
668
00:31:54,551 --> 00:31:56,344
and I didn't correct you because
I liked what was happening
669
00:31:56,427 --> 00:31:58,179
and I didn't want it to end.
670
00:31:58,263 --> 00:32:02,100
So, all of this was you.
Never Harley Carter?
671
00:32:02,183 --> 00:32:03,893
I'm sorry.
672
00:32:06,187 --> 00:32:09,190
Why would you do this? Huh?
Why wouldn't you say anything?
673
00:32:09,274 --> 00:32:11,401
Because would you have
talked to me if I did?
674
00:32:14,654 --> 00:32:17,699
So, Harley's not coming to rescue me?
675
00:32:17,782 --> 00:32:22,078
- No, he is. We just have to help him.
- How?
676
00:32:22,912 --> 00:32:26,082
By using my sixth sense. My Vijay-vision.
677
00:32:26,166 --> 00:32:27,333
Your…What?
678
00:32:34,090 --> 00:32:35,091
The desktop!
679
00:32:35,175 --> 00:32:37,719
Okay, can send Harley a flare
through the message boards.
680
00:32:37,802 --> 00:32:39,095
Okay.
681
00:32:39,179 --> 00:32:40,847
Okay, we just gotta.
682
00:32:41,389 --> 00:32:44,100
Okay, great. Yes, okay.
683
00:32:44,184 --> 00:32:46,895
Just come on.
684
00:32:46,978 --> 00:32:49,481
Yes, team! Okay. Now,
685
00:32:49,564 --> 00:32:51,232
we just have to hunt and peck a message.
686
00:32:51,858 --> 00:32:55,445
- I can't get my hands free.
- No, we have to peck with our beaks.
687
00:32:55,528 --> 00:32:56,946
Huh? Okay?
688
00:32:57,030 --> 00:33:01,618
Okay. I almost got it. Almost got it.
689
00:33:02,410 --> 00:33:07,582
Okay, got it. Okay, now, just type in C.
690
00:33:09,501 --> 00:33:11,419
Okay. A.
691
00:33:12,879 --> 00:33:14,839
Okay. R.
692
00:33:16,591 --> 00:33:18,218
Okay. T.
693
00:33:18,301 --> 00:33:20,428
He just typed everything that he saw.
694
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:23,181
"Hootie and the Blowfish poster."
Not helpful.
695
00:33:23,264 --> 00:33:25,850
"Singing fish."
That's every other house up here.
696
00:33:25,934 --> 00:33:29,062
- "Some pants?" Come on, Vijay!
- Some pants?
697
00:33:29,145 --> 00:33:32,774
"T-shirt with rogs '97 and yellow eyes."
698
00:33:32,857 --> 00:33:34,818
- That's it!
- That's what?
699
00:33:34,901 --> 00:33:38,905
Dot! Hey, Dot.
Where is our yearbook from '97?
700
00:33:38,988 --> 00:33:40,240
Refalski!
701
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:44,369
Refalski, why are you reading
our yearbook?
702
00:33:44,452 --> 00:33:46,079
I was just dusting it for prints.
703
00:33:47,163 --> 00:33:48,957
I was looking for embarrassing pictures
to sell online.
704
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:55,046
Vijay could only see part of the T-shirt.
Bullfrogs '97. Big yellow eye.
705
00:33:55,129 --> 00:33:56,256
Bishop Bullfrogs.
706
00:33:56,339 --> 00:33:59,884
- Our high school football team.
- '97? We went to school with these guys?
707
00:33:59,968 --> 00:34:02,303
Oh, my God. There it is.
The marching band.
708
00:34:03,304 --> 00:34:04,806
- You played clarinet?
- Yeah, well,
709
00:34:04,889 --> 00:34:06,099
you were a figure skater.
710
00:34:06,182 --> 00:34:08,309
Yeah, we're gonna need
to see those pictures.
711
00:34:08,393 --> 00:34:11,938
Hey, do you remember
why we partied at that old plant?
712
00:34:12,021 --> 00:34:15,483
Ted Greesly's dad owned
the place and Ted had a key.
713
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:20,238
Yeah. Okay. There's Dave
with no facial hair, there's Sam.
714
00:34:20,321 --> 00:34:23,158
Look, it's so cute.
There's me. I still got it.
715
00:34:23,241 --> 00:34:26,911
- And there is Ted Greesly.
- So?
716
00:34:26,995 --> 00:34:29,789
Who was that guy Ted always hung out with?
717
00:34:31,833 --> 00:34:32,876
Dougie Lasseter.
718
00:34:34,043 --> 00:34:35,545
We're gonna need to get an address on him.
719
00:34:35,628 --> 00:34:37,881
- On it.
- I'll alert tactical.
720
00:34:37,964 --> 00:34:40,884
Come on, Vijay. Hang in there.
721
00:34:48,725 --> 00:34:51,603
Mrs. Lasseter? Hi. Harley Carter.
722
00:34:51,686 --> 00:34:54,647
I went to high school with your son.
Is he home?
723
00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:58,985
Harley Carter! How tall you've gotten.
724
00:34:59,777 --> 00:35:02,864
You used to be heavier
and you had amazing dimples.
725
00:35:02,947 --> 00:35:05,783
Well, I still got the dimples.
It's why I never play bad guys.
726
00:35:05,867 --> 00:35:10,246
Dougie's in the,
in the garage with his friend Ted.
727
00:35:10,330 --> 00:35:12,999
- Should I let them know you're here?
- Oh, no.
728
00:35:13,082 --> 00:35:14,792
Is it okay if we surprise them?
729
00:35:14,876 --> 00:35:18,087
Oh, sure, yes. Dougie loves surprises!
730
00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:20,507
Not sure how he's going
to feel about this one.
731
00:35:20,590 --> 00:35:22,509
We are go! Go.
732
00:35:22,592 --> 00:35:25,470
Oh, should I show them
where Dougie's playroom is?
733
00:35:25,553 --> 00:35:28,556
You know what? If they get lost,
I'm sure they'll ask.
734
00:35:29,265 --> 00:35:31,100
- Clear.
- Clear.
735
00:35:31,184 --> 00:35:32,185
Clear.
736
00:35:38,608 --> 00:35:40,401
Hey, Dougie. Ted.
737
00:35:40,485 --> 00:35:41,694
Go Bullfrogs.
738
00:35:44,697 --> 00:35:46,032
You guys look really good.
739
00:35:46,658 --> 00:35:48,034
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
740
00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:51,830
So, you guys are into murder now.
741
00:35:56,125 --> 00:35:57,752
Hey, uh, Harley?
742
00:35:58,378 --> 00:36:02,006
Oh, look who it is. Ben Lyndecker.
743
00:36:02,090 --> 00:36:04,300
What an honour to meet you.
I am Harley Carter.
744
00:36:04,384 --> 00:36:06,386
Oh, it's nice to meet you, too.
745
00:36:06,469 --> 00:36:11,057
Oh, actually, you might also know me
as Blanco Azucar,
746
00:36:11,141 --> 00:36:13,601
aka, White Sugar.
747
00:36:13,685 --> 00:36:16,771
Yeah, Vijay explained
the whole thing to me.
748
00:36:16,855 --> 00:36:18,690
- The whole lie.
- I know. I messed up,
749
00:36:18,773 --> 00:36:24,195
Okay? But I'm very glad
that you're okay, and...
750
00:36:26,197 --> 00:36:29,159
Vijay didn't mean to trick you.
Look, he's a socially awkward
751
00:36:29,242 --> 00:36:32,245
leprechaun of a man,
but he is one of six people
752
00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:35,540
I would trust to have
my back anytime, anywhere.
753
00:36:35,623 --> 00:36:37,834
Plus, he fought for you.
I mean, literally fought--
754
00:36:37,917 --> 00:36:40,211
Forgetting about the Harley Carter thing
for just a minute,
755
00:36:40,295 --> 00:36:42,505
because I was already in
before that photo.
756
00:36:43,131 --> 00:36:45,175
That face, that body,
757
00:36:45,258 --> 00:36:47,260
- that was just bonus.
- Yeah, thank you.
758
00:36:47,343 --> 00:36:49,471
I've been hitting the gym a lot lately,
just trying
759
00:36:49,554 --> 00:36:53,266
to maintain, although my calf raises
are yielding diminishing returns.
760
00:36:53,349 --> 00:36:55,477
Jesus, how into yourself are you?
761
00:36:57,312 --> 00:36:58,480
I'm pretty into myself.
762
00:36:58,563 --> 00:37:00,940
- Yeah, Vijay?
- Yeah?
763
00:37:02,025 --> 00:37:04,235
How much of what you wrote
was actually true?
764
00:37:04,861 --> 00:37:06,654
All of it. Every word.
765
00:37:08,573 --> 00:37:09,574
Dot.
766
00:37:10,116 --> 00:37:13,745
- I know about your date with Terrence.
- Dave Leigh caved on me?
767
00:37:13,828 --> 00:37:15,747
Dave didn't say anything.
I don't know if you've noticed,
768
00:37:15,830 --> 00:37:20,335
but I am a bona fide P.I. now,
but the real reason is you.
769
00:37:20,418 --> 00:37:21,586
You've changed.
770
00:37:21,669 --> 00:37:25,298
I mean, yes, you still have perma-scowl,
and everyone in town is afraid of you,
771
00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:28,343
but you seem happier.
772
00:37:28,426 --> 00:37:31,513
- You really like this Terrence dude, huh?
- He's okay.
773
00:37:31,596 --> 00:37:35,225
He has a daughter who lives in New Orleans
that he visits at Christmas.
774
00:37:35,308 --> 00:37:37,560
One date and he invited you
to New Orleans?
775
00:37:38,311 --> 00:37:40,063
I invited myself.
776
00:37:40,146 --> 00:37:42,941
You're not the only one
with a very smart gut.
777
00:37:43,817 --> 00:37:45,777
And besides, I like crawfish.
778
00:37:47,779 --> 00:37:50,198
Alright, Dot. I approve.
779
00:37:54,828 --> 00:37:56,704
Oh, sorry.
780
00:37:58,832 --> 00:38:01,626
We have an unknown number of perps
and an officer down.
781
00:38:01,709 --> 00:38:03,628
You ready for this?
782
00:38:03,711 --> 00:38:05,505
Go!
783
00:38:05,588 --> 00:38:06,923
Three perps!
784
00:38:08,716 --> 00:38:10,051
Two perps!
785
00:38:13,179 --> 00:38:14,597
Take cover.
786
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:16,683
Man down.
787
00:38:18,643 --> 00:38:19,727
Two at your twelve.
788
00:38:23,773 --> 00:38:24,774
Time.
789
00:38:26,317 --> 00:38:27,360
How'd I do?
790
00:38:29,195 --> 00:38:30,446
Adequate.
791
00:38:31,906 --> 00:38:35,493
- Did I beat you?
- Hey, it's not a competition.
792
00:38:36,035 --> 00:38:37,328
I see you've been putting in your hours,
793
00:38:37,412 --> 00:38:39,914
- haven't you?
- No. This is my first time.
794
00:38:39,998 --> 00:38:42,500
I'm a natural.
795
00:38:42,584 --> 00:38:43,710
Yeah.
796
00:38:44,252 --> 00:38:45,628
Yeah, that you are.
797
00:38:46,296 --> 00:38:47,714
And you are wasted here.
798
00:38:48,923 --> 00:38:52,760
I bet you say that to all the girls
who hand you your ass on the range.
799
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:05,773
You do remember that I'm your boss, right?
800
00:39:06,357 --> 00:39:10,028
Yeah, we've gone over
that, like, two or three hundred times.
801
00:39:11,279 --> 00:39:14,199
So, is it safe to say
that I'm reading the signals right?
802
00:39:15,325 --> 00:39:16,701
You're a really slow reader.
803
00:39:27,795 --> 00:39:29,297
I should go home.
804
00:39:31,841 --> 00:39:32,967
Yeah.
805
00:39:34,093 --> 00:39:35,637
Yeah, I think you should.
806
00:40:36,030 --> 00:40:37,365
Open wide, say "ah".
63674
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.