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GENE: Ah, recess.
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When a man can pursue his passions.
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Like taking this bush from
shrubba to hubba hubba.
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Yup. Nothin' like a few
minutes in the old yard
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before they put us back in lock-up.
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Or in health class. You and
I have different schedules.
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Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub
sculpture's really coming along.
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Uh, Rudy, the shrub
sculpture has a name.
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Monkey Booby Man.
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Oh, yeah, I'm starting to see it.
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There's the monkey's face.
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And there's the monkey's boobs.
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I thought those were his boobs?
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Calm down, you're both right.
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Where were you last
recess, Rudy? We missed ya.
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Oh. I tried to play basketball.
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- Nope. Negative.
- (grunts)
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- No, sir.
- (grunts)
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Anyway, you got any extra scissors?
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Take these nail clippers.
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Monkey Booby manicure.
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Can I have everyone's
attention, please? Hello.
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Ugh. What does Mr. Frond want?
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This is my recess.
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Hello! I'm not just gonna
go away if you ignore me.
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- Listen up.
- Thank you.
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Students of Wagstaff.
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It's time to face facts.
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Recess is broken.
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Look around at this
playground. What do you see?
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Two third-graders
playing catch with a shoe.
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Those little boys who
pretend to be cats,
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like that's even a game.
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Why do your own thing
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when you could all be doing
the same thing together?
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I'm here today to present
an exciting opportunity
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for togetherness.
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Boys and girls, I give you...
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- Ga-Ga ball.
- Ga-Ga what?
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You know, this really could
have been covered in an e-mail.
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Ga-Ga ball. It's a game.
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Wait. So it's a game?
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- Yes, it's a game.
- Oh.
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The best thing about Ga-Ga ball
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is there's no catching and no throwing.
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Anyone can play, no matter how
hopelessly un-athletic they are.
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Um, why are you looking
at me when you say that?
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I wasn't looking at you,
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- I was looking with you.
- What?
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Come, children. Follow me into the pit.
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That's not a terrifying invitation.
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Think of Ga-Ga ball as
dodge-ball, but gentler.
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In dodge-ball, you hurl
the ball at your opponent.
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In Ga-Ga, you just slap the ball.
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Anyone can slap.
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- Can I slap?
- You tell me.
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(grunts weakly) Oh, my God, I can slap.
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Now, to get someone out in Ga-Ga ball,
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you must hit them on or below the knee,
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where it doesn't hurt.
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What happens if I power-slam the ball
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into someone's nose or butter-beans?
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- That's not allowed, Zeke.
- Seems weird.
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The last one in the pit wins.
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Maybe the best way to demonstrate is
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to play a couple rounds, huh?
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Who wants to join me?
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- Do we have to?
- Well, strictly speaking,
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- you don't have to, but...
- Oh, great, okay, buh-bye.
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(sighs)
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(door bells jingle)
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O... Kay.
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Hey, wait a minute, I know you.
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Aren't you the guy
that reads to the kids
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down at the public library?
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The Wizard of Books, right?
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- Abraca-books!
- (laughs)
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- "Abraca-books."
- Hi, my name is Frank.
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That must be so much fun,
reading to kids... I'm jealous.
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- So, you reading today?
- Yep.
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Twice a week, every week.
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I'm so nice, they let
me read twice... a week.
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(laughing) Oh...
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And you're heading there now?
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Or maybe this is how you always dress.
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I am heading there, and
they don't let me change
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behind the periodicals anymore.
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Too bad I'm gonna miss Friday's reading.
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I'm going out of town.
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So that's it? Story time's canceled?
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For a lot of those kids, and some adults
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who can hear from the biography section,
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story time is all they have.
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(gasps) I could fill in for you.
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Hey, there you go.
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I could come up with a character
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and pick out a story...
Oh, my mind's racing.
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Okay, sure. Story time
is at 2:00 on Friday.
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I can tell the librarian to expect...
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um, uh, what's your name?
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Linda. Uh, aka The Duchess of Tales.
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- Hmm.
- Actually, no, not that.
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Um, how about
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Wanda... Wordmouth?
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She's got a mouth full of, uh, words?
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- Mm...
- I'll keep thinking.
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Lunch is great today.
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The canned corn must be in season.
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Hurry up and eat so we
can hit the playground.
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It's shrub o'clock.
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We can make up that time
we lost listening to Frond.
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What is it with him trying
to get his Frond stink
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all over the playground, anyway?
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The playground's bigger than him.
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The playground doesn't
change for anybody.
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KIDS (chanting): Ga-Ga ball!
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What the hell? Everyone's
playing Ga-Ga ball.
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Oh, my God, you like this.
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You really like this.
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This can't be working.
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It's a Frond idea.
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He has 'em, they're bad,
we ignore 'em, the end.
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Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays?
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Hey, guys, I'm hitting the
Ga-Ga pit... you wanna come?
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Rudy, it's so funny, I thought you said
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you were hitting the Ga-Ga pit.
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I am. I played at recess. I almost won.
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I think I might actually
be kind of good at it.
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- LOUISE: I can't believe it.
- GENE: Forget it, sister.
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Let them play with their balls.
We'll play with our bushes.
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- Right, right.
- Yeah, we're Belchers.
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We don't give in to peer pressure.
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Hey, Tina, we're gonna play Ga-Ga ball.
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- You wanna come?
- Yes.
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Uh, I-I just want to see
what the fuss is about.
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I'll probably hate it.
See you soon. (panting)
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She'll be back. If I know our Tina,
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she's feeling pretty
silly right about now.
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TINA (shouting): I love
it. I'm staying. Sorry.
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- Give it a minute.
- I just keep loving it more and more.
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- Not looking good.
- I finally feel alive.
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I guess she kinda likes it.
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[bong!]
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Everybody's into Ga-Ga ball.
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This thing blew up,
literally, overnight.
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Yeah, like when mom left that
bottle of beer in the freezer.
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Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat.
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We're talking about
Jimmy Jr.'s Ga-Ga moves.
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I've got great dodging moves.
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- I'm like the Artful Dodger.
- Dickens!
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(grunting dramatically)
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Heh, look at that. Look at that air.
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Zeke's not so good, though.
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Oh, man, that was candid, J-Ju.
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Gonna have to stew on
that one for a second, heh.
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You slap hard, Zeke, but
your aim is really bad.
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Whoa. Again, very
blunt. Not holding back.
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Can we talk about something
besides Ga-Ga ball, please?
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Sure. Um, remind me, uh,
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what did we talk about
before Ga-Ga ball?
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Ugh, come on, Gene. We can eat our lunch
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hunched over a trashcan
somewhere, like Dad does.
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That was gonna be my
first choice anyway.
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Lin, could you take that to table four?
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Uh, can you do it? We're brainstorming
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on my story time character.
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Yup, I'll just do all the
jobs in our restaurant.
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Sounds good.
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Ooh, ooh, I got one.
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I'll dress like a librarian,
and when the kids come,
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I'll shake out my hair and
I'll take off my glasses,
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and I'll say, "Gotcha!
I'm the storyteller."
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That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda.
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Not all librarians want
to shake their hair out.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Ooh, maybe Ill get body-painted
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like a shelf of books,
and then stand quietly
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in front of some other books.
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And just when the kids don't expect it,
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I'll jump out and I'll say,
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"Gotcha! Stories come to life."
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Uh, why do all your ideas involve
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shouting "gotcha" and scaring children?
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Wh-Wha... 'Cause I wanna surprise them.
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Kids ask, "Rudy, how are
you so good at Ga-Ga?"
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I tell 'em focus, diet, conditioning.
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I mean, honestly, genetics plays a part.
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(inhales, gasps)
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- Is that Rudy?
- Yeah.
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Why does he have Matthew
McConaughey's body language?
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Hey, Zeke, think fast.
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Oh! Oh, man, you got me.
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You heading to the pit?
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I'll go easy on you this time.
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In your dreams. (chuckles)
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Hey, no shame in losing
to the best, right?
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- Well, some shame.
- Hey, guys.
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Rudy, you in there, buddy?
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What? I finally found a sport
I dominate in, that's all.
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You guys should play. You would love it.
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Ugh, I wish people would stop telling us
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to play Ga-Ga ball.
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Yeah, no thanks.
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We have our own playground interests.
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Oh, like Monkey Booby Man?
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Yeah, sure, he's cool.
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But you know what's really cool?
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Winning. And right now,
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nobody does that quite
like the Rudester.
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Okay, you need to shut that down.
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"Rudester" can never be said again.
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Let me put this in terms
you'll appreciate, Louise.
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In Ga-Ga ball, you gotta hit
people below the knee, right?
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If you say so.
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For kids like us, that doesn't leave
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much of a target.
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I'm smokin' suckers twice my size,
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but when they come at me, I'm a phantom.
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Meh, I still don't think I'd be into it.
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- Ha!
- Ah. Oh, man.
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Oh, my God, you're
right. This is amazing!
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More eight-graders. Send
me more eighth-graders!
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- Eat that for supper!
- Geez, Tina.
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Snap, crackle, pop, fool.
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Yeah, I'm talking to you.
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Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard.
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Guess it's just you and me, now,
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monkey booby buddy.
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What's that? You want another boob?
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All you gotta do is ask.
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Kids, what's your favorite story
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I used to read to you?
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I gotta pick a book for the library.
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Well, The Giving Tree
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messed me up pretty good, so not that.
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Can you read them TV?
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I remember liking that a lot.
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Anyway, Ga-Ga ball!
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Tina, top five Ga-Ga
plays of the day... go.
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Oh, my God, where to begin.
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- What's Ga-Ga ball?
- (Gene grunts)
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- Uh, the best game?
- TINA: It's the people's sport.
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Try to keep up, Dad.
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So you kids are playing a sport now?
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How'd that happen?
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The whole school is playing.
248
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Yeah, basically everyone but Gene.
249
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- Gene, you should play.
- You should.
250
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- You'd love it.
- I love it.
251
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I didn't think I'd
love it, but I love it.
252
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Maybe I would love it,
253
00:08:26,691 --> 00:08:28,635
but the playground used to
be the one place in school
254
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where you could do what you want,
255
00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:31,472
and right now, all I want to do is
256
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work on my special project.
257
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No offense, but how much longer
258
00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:36,355
are you gonna spend trimming that shrub?
259
00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,002
I can't help it if I keep coming up
260
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with amazing new ideas for him.
261
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Like giving him a pet
fern named "Fern-Ando."
262
00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:43,328
It's not my fault I'm a genius!
263
00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:44,869
All right, all right, calm down.
264
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You know what calms me right down?
265
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A round of Ga-Ga?
266
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- Bingo.
- Mm-hmm.
267
00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:49,959
Ahh! First it's all anybody
268
00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:51,199
can talk about at school,
269
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and now it's in my home,
270
00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,782
where I lay my sweet head?!
271
00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,961
Wow, Gene left his food on the table.
272
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- He must really be upset.
- Yeah.
273
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(grunting) In my home!
274
00:09:03,832 --> 00:09:06,466
Ahh. Oh, no.
275
00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,111
FROND: We have a winner.
276
00:09:08,186 --> 00:09:09,285
Wayne, go... go, go, go.
277
00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:10,358
Get out, get out.
278
00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:11,328
I'm going.
279
00:09:11,401 --> 00:09:12,333
I'm just picking up
280
00:09:12,405 --> 00:09:13,638
the pieces of my glasses.
281
00:09:13,711 --> 00:09:15,044
Not fast enough, you're not.
282
00:09:15,074 --> 00:09:17,140
Any words for your fellow competitors?
283
00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:19,407
No shame in losing to the best.
284
00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:21,049
I love it when he says that.
285
00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,180
Chills. Rudy, everyone.
286
00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:25,123
RUDY (shouting): I am Rudy!
287
00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:27,232
I wish we had Ga-Ga
when I was in school.
288
00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,242
I wouldn't have spent
every recess by myself
289
00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,652
- talking to roly-poly bugs.
- Gross.
290
00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,297
Okay, people, I have an
exciting announcement.
291
00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:36,843
I have secured funding to build
292
00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,622
three new Ga-Ga pits right
here on the playground!
293
00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,801
Students, today we break ground
294
00:09:41,878 --> 00:09:44,979
on the Wagstaff Gagaplex!
295
00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:47,362
What is happening?
296
00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:49,004
We're turning this playground
297
00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:51,079
into a Ga-Ga-palooza
298
00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:53,555
that will separate the Ga-Ga winners
299
00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,500
from the Ga-Ga wieners.
300
00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,075
I mean, everyone's a winner.
301
00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,627
Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah.
302
00:09:58,656 --> 00:10:00,456
These beautiful pits will stretch
303
00:10:00,532 --> 00:10:04,300
from where I'm standing all
the way to the opposite fence.
304
00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:07,485
All the way to the... (gasps)
305
00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,965
- No!
- (chainsaw revving)
306
00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:13,918
Monkey Booby Man!
307
00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:16,329
I stepped on a fern with
a little leash on it.
308
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:19,280
- What's up with that?
- Fern-Ando. Give it!
309
00:10:19,715 --> 00:10:22,558
Look what they did to
you, Monkey Booby Man.
310
00:10:22,593 --> 00:10:24,303
FROND: I have another announcement.
311
00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:25,379
To celebrate the success
of my groundbreaking
312
00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:27,697
Ga-Ga ball program,
313
00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,790
we are having a ball-slapping,
314
00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,022
anything-can-happen,
315
00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:33,730
winner-take-all tournament. (whoops)
316
00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:35,975
What is wrong with you people?!
317
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,719
It's all happening
this Friday at recess.
318
00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:40,431
Sign-up sheets are here by the swing...
319
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,774
- You're a bunch of Ga-Ga bots!
- By the swing set.
320
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,750
How do you live with yourselves?!
321
00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,605
- Okay could someone take care of this?
- Monsters!
322
00:10:46,636 --> 00:10:49,598
Security? I guess that
means you, Ms. Labonz?
323
00:10:49,634 --> 00:10:51,983
Gene, hush! Don't make me get up.
324
00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:53,471
I'm very comfortable.
325
00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:57,837
Fine! -Now back to your
regularly scheduled Ga-Ga!
326
00:10:57,921 --> 00:11:00,155
- (cheering)
- Gene, we saw.
327
00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:01,877
I can't believe they
chopped down Monkey...
328
00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,140
- Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing?
- Got to go.
329
00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:06,285
- Love you, Gene! Sorry for your loss!
- (whooping)
330
00:11:09,386 --> 00:11:10,909
Bye, Monkey Booby Man.
331
00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,883
It was an honor to
pick your dingle-berries.
332
00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,359
What's up, Gene? Who put
a kink in your Slinky?
333
00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:16,771
I'm the only person in the school
334
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,277
who doesn't care about Ga-Ga ball.
335
00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:20,217
Yeah, I-I suppose you are.
336
00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:22,172
'Cause I love it. I don't
mind losin' all the time.
337
00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,579
I think it's cool.
338
00:11:23,609 --> 00:11:24,986
Hope I don't miss my turn
'cause I'm sitting here
339
00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:26,516
with you behind this trash can.
340
00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,994
- Somebody? Little help?
- Could you get that, Gene?
341
00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:31,762
I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna
go fart in the yearbook room.
342
00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:36,155
Aah! This is for what you did
to Monkey Booby Man! (grunts)
343
00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:39,371
- Wow.
- Whoa! You mauled that ball, girl!
344
00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:41,818
- (groaning)
- I'm just saying, you got power,
345
00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,196
but you got accuracy, too.
If I had what you have,
346
00:11:44,274 --> 00:11:47,075
I might not lie in bed
every night dreadin' recess.
347
00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:49,787
- And climate change, vampires...
- JIMMY JR.: Zeke?
348
00:11:49,866 --> 00:11:51,666
Oh, no, he saw me.
Aah! Get down! Get down!
349
00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:53,741
I thought you were farting
in the yearbook room.
350
00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,485
- I was!
- Then you came back?
351
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,428
Yeah! -Sweet! So are
you playing or not?
352
00:11:58,508 --> 00:12:00,774
Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go.
353
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:04,686
LINDA: Okay! Who's ready to meet
your new favorite story reader?
354
00:12:04,775 --> 00:12:08,577
- I'm so nervous.
- Ta-da! Say hello to Punky Bookster.
355
00:12:08,616 --> 00:12:10,388
When she's not rockin', she's readin'.
356
00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,748
And the only drug she's
addicted to is books.
357
00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:14,708
- Wow.
- Uh, is that my shirt?
358
00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:17,718
Maybe. Okay, give me your thoughts,
everybody. Throw 'em at me.
359
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,439
- That's my shirt.
- Besides that, besides that.
360
00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,043
I love it. That's my one note.
361
00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,385
I like three of the
four levels it works on.
362
00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:27,430
Great. Story time's tomorrow.
Teddy, you're on tech.
363
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:28,932
Music cues, lighting cues.
364
00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:31,197
- There are music and lighting cues?
- Yeah.
365
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,560
Okay, how long's it take
you to learn to play guitar?
366
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:36,062
Like 20 minutes? -That sounds
like more than enough time.
367
00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:39,122
- So this is Ga-Ga ball, huh?
- Yep.
368
00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:41,166
- It's pretty great.
- (panting): Yeah.
369
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:42,441
Very active.
370
00:12:42,514 --> 00:12:44,047
Ooh! Watch the lamp.
371
00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:45,833
- You watch your shins.
- Get out of the pit, woman.
372
00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,030
All right. Bye.
373
00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:48,736
I think I'm really good at this.
374
00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:49,909
You're out, sucker.
375
00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,516
Oh. Still glad I played.
376
00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,824
- So glad.
- You're still doing this?
377
00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:56,402
I never thought I'd say
this, but isn't it bedtime?
378
00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,248
We don't go to bed anymore.
We do this now.
379
00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:00,692
All I know is Rudy's got to go down
380
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,100
in that tournament tomorrow.
381
00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:03,373
I am sick of him saying
382
00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,211
"No shame in losing to the best."
383
00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,955
Yeah, I think people
will be pretty happy
384
00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,129
with my winning phrase...
385
00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:09,301
"You just got banged."
386
00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,674
Then I point to my bangs.
387
00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,080
Mm, Tina, don't say "banged."
388
00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:13,231
What's wrong with "banged?"
389
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,915
I banged you, I banged Mom.
390
00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:16,000
I'm gonna bang everyone in school.
391
00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,816
- Tina, Tina, Tina. No-no. No.
- Mm-mm, mm-mm.
392
00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:20,247
What? -Wait, the winner always
says something to the crowd?
393
00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,459
- Yeah, pretty much.
- And people have to listen?
394
00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:23,947
People want to listen to the winners.
395
00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,143
These days Ga-Ga talks and ca-ca walks.
396
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,486
And then I bang you. (grunts)
397
00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,759
- Banged.
- Oh, my God.
398
00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,166
FROND: Welcome, everyone,
399
00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,012
to the first annual Wagstaff
Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament
400
00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:37,262
of Annihilation!
401
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,240
Ms. Labonz, I want to
sign up for the tournament.
402
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,387
You sounded pretty
intense when you said that.
403
00:13:42,464 --> 00:13:43,663
I am.
404
00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:44,902
Your fly is down.
405
00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,408
Excuse me.
406
00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:49,183
- (zips)
- Did you see anything?
407
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,934
Gene, you entered the tournament?
408
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,210
You've never even
played Ga-Ga ball before.
409
00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,354
Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun
410
00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:02,365
until she had to go
into witness protection,
411
00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,641
and she turned that choir around.
412
00:14:04,684 --> 00:14:06,985
What a wonderful opening ceremony.
413
00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:08,628
Thank you, Mr. Branca.
414
00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:09,813
Great ribbon dancing.
415
00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:12,185
Now, contestants to your pits!
416
00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,466
I've had quite a few energy drinks,
417
00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,302
and we are about to light
the candle on this mama jama!
418
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,595
(whoops)
419
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,439
Okay, we got the amp,
the guitar, the boombox,
420
00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,606
the strobe light, wallet
chain, switchblade...
421
00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,622
Thought that would be
cool... We forget anything?
422
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,466
Um, the book, maybe?
423
00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:28,365
Eh, they'll have one at the library.
424
00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,050
- Sure.
- Get ready, little kids.
425
00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:31,647
Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive
426
00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,594
right into your hearts and your face.
427
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,126
I am so sorry I'm gonna miss this.
428
00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:37,731
Okay, here's how this works:
429
00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,205
four preliminary rounds.
430
00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,880
Top two from each round
advance to the finals,
431
00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,926
and the losers get bounced!
432
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,303
Now, let the Ga-Ga begin-gin!
433
00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:48,750
(cheering)
434
00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,157
You can do this, Gene.
435
00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:51,364
(grunting, shouting)
436
00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:52,665
Good start.
437
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:56,822
? Ga-Ga ?
438
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,662
? Ooh, Ga-Ga ?
439
00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,576
? Ga-Ga ?
440
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,357
? Ga, Ga ?
441
00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:08,547
? Ga-Ga. ?
442
00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:11,118
Wagstaff, I give you your final eight!
443
00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:12,796
Some headscratchers in there.
444
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,538
Faculty, sorry about your brackets.
445
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:15,945
I know we're friends, Gene.
446
00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:19,187
But in the pit, it don't mean... crud.
447
00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:20,400
Ugh! I thought I was gonna cuss.
448
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,862
I really thought I was.
449
00:15:21,981 --> 00:15:23,314
TEDDY: Huh.
450
00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:24,898
Looking around, I'm
thinking the pyrotechnics
451
00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:26,461
might not be such a good idea.
452
00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:28,502
Yeah, scratch the fireworks.
453
00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:31,636
Frank? What are you doing here?
I thought you were out of town.
454
00:15:31,693 --> 00:15:33,827
I canceled my trip. I
was going to Seattle,
455
00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,204
but apparently, they
discontinued the Frasier tour.
456
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:38,148
Aw, poor Frasier.
457
00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:39,623
I'm sorry, who are you?
458
00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,997
- Wha... ?
- Seriously, Frank? Seriously?
459
00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:45,032
Oh. You're that random lady
who I said could fill in for me.
460
00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,923
Yeah! I'm the random lady.
461
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,498
Well, good news... I've got this.
462
00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:49,905
- You can go.
- Oh.
463
00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,580
Uh, but I want to do it.
It's no trouble.
464
00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,692
- Uh, what are you, anyway?
- I'm Punky Bookster.
465
00:15:55,773 --> 00:15:57,606
The headbanging queen of story time.
466
00:15:57,682 --> 00:16:00,650
Hmm. At least you didn't put
too much work into it, right?
467
00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:03,463
Now if you'll excuse me,
the Wizard's got to whiz.
468
00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:06,044
You'll be not here, when I get back?
469
00:16:06,122 --> 00:16:07,555
Wow. What a jerk.
470
00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:08,995
- You know what I think?
- What?
471
00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,581
I think he knows your
character's better.
472
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,176
(gasps) So what do we do?
473
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:13,817
Well, Punky Bookster wouldn't leave.
474
00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,558
Punky Bookster would stay and fight.
475
00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:16,833
Damn right, she would.
476
00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,706
(gasps) I'm thinking a read-off.
477
00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:20,282
Yes. Oh, my God, yes.
478
00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,355
I'm using my punk rock
to take on the man.
479
00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,765
Like The Wiggles.
480
00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:25,905
And then, there were two.
481
00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:29,827
Rudy and Gene, mano
a mano, Ga-Ga a Ga-Ga.
482
00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:32,568
Go, Gene, you stout
little son of a bitch!
483
00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,146
Knock him into sixth period!
484
00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:35,620
Hope you had fun, Gene.
485
00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,161
But now it's time to hit the showers.
486
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,140
This school doesn't have showers.
487
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,982
What have I been using? (shouts)
488
00:16:42,058 --> 00:16:44,992
What the... ? I thought the
Wizard made you two disappear.
489
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,538
I'm here to read to some kids.
490
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,179
You and me are having a read-off.
491
00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:49,987
We'll see who the kids like better.
492
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,529
Okay. Bring it on.
493
00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,937
Standard rules. One book, two readers.
494
00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:56,315
Punky reads a page, then
the Wizard reads a page.
495
00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,691
Oh, Frank, you're here.
496
00:16:57,765 --> 00:17:00,098
So we have two volunteer readers today?
497
00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,442
Don't worry, Miss Librarian.
498
00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:02,615
We worked it all out.
499
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,553
- Pick a book.
- Okay. This one?
500
00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:07,599
- "The Dinosaur Went To The Store."
- Know it by heart.
501
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,278
Whatever. Let's go.
502
00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,687
- Hi, kids, I'm Punky Bookster!
- (amplifier distortion)
503
00:17:12,769 --> 00:17:14,536
- (children shouting)
- No, no, no, no.
504
00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:16,311
No, no, no, that's not a scary sound.
505
00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:19,021
- It's a fun sound.
- (laughs)
506
00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:20,999
Hey Gene, you been to Bali?
507
00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:22,474
No, why do you ask?
508
00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,050
(grunts) 'Cause you look Ball-inknees.
509
00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,428
Hold on, I have to think about that.
510
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,105
"And then the dinosaur said,
511
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,180
We better go down to the store."
512
00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:32,422
Oof. He's good.
513
00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:34,729
Ga-Ga black sheep have you any wool?
514
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,273
Yes, sir, yes, sir, I forget the rest.
515
00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:39,590
Did you say something?
516
00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:41,496
- No.
- Oh.
517
00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:44,439
"And the dinosaur said,
'I should buy some eggs.
518
00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:46,786
I don't want to go egg-stinct.'"
519
00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:49,364
The end. Thank you, library!
520
00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:51,475
- (applause)
- Ah! Ha, ha.
521
00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,453
Huh. I got to hand it to
you, that was a good read.
522
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,698
That's not an easy book.
523
00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:57,538
Thanks. You were pretty good, too.
524
00:17:57,614 --> 00:18:00,014
You know, maybe this
read-off was kind of silly.
525
00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:01,525
(sighs) You may be right.
526
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,566
Story time shouldn't
be about Punky Bookster
527
00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,382
or the Wizard of Books.
528
00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:06,917
It's-it's about the kids.
529
00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:08,458
Yeah, some of them.
530
00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:10,698
- Not that one.
- Oh, no. That one's a disaster.
531
00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,277
Okay, I guess the switchblade
alarmed some parents.
532
00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:15,533
I just wanted to let you know
the police are on their way.
533
00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:17,031
I didn't call them.
534
00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,505
I thought you did a really good job,
535
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:19,846
even with the big words.
536
00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:21,452
Crap. Teddy, let's get out of here.
537
00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,133
Leave the amp, leave
the guitar, let's go.
538
00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,434
You sure? That's Mort's stuff.
539
00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,007
I'm sure. Let's go, let's go!
540
00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,547
Abraca-bye.
541
00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:30,022
Yes. What an epic battle.
542
00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,667
Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy.
543
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,284
Oh... oh, crap!
544
00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:37,352
(slow-motion growl)
545
00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:41,747
(cheering)
546
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,455
A stunning upset!
547
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,363
Gene Belcher, the big winner.
548
00:18:45,439 --> 00:18:46,571
What do you have to say?
549
00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:48,812
(panting): I want to say...
550
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,621
you people have taken this too far!
551
00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:53,005
Oh, this again.
Give me... give me the megaphone.
552
00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:54,569
- Give me...
- No, I earned this!
553
00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,337
Yes, Ga-Ga ball is fun.
554
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,781
It's a good game.
555
00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,506
But I bet some people
here are only playing
556
00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,471
because they felt pressured to.
557
00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:02,835
Pressured by their friends.
558
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,827
Pressured by you, Mr. Frond.
559
00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,026
Don't be ridiculous.
560
00:19:06,065 --> 00:19:07,498
Everybody wants to be here
561
00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:09,449
more than at any school
activity we've ever had.
562
00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,445
Why do you hate Ga-Ga ball, Gene?
563
00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,420
I don't. I just don't like it
564
00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:16,265
when anything-ball is
all anyone talks about.
565
00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:18,677
I think when people say
"everyone" loves something,
566
00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:21,756
they're being a little loose
with the word "everyone."
567
00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,770
Everyone loves food and air.
568
00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:24,978
And Matt Damon.
569
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,685
But that's about it, probably.
570
00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:28,893
It's not a good feeling
when someone says "everyone,"
571
00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,736
but they don't mean you. I...
572
00:19:30,812 --> 00:19:32,912
I guess that's all I wanted to say.
573
00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,021
Matt Damon!
574
00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:35,426
More about Matt Damon!
575
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,733
Well, congratulations, Gene.
576
00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,840
You got through to literally none of us.
577
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,949
Eh, fine.
578
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,521
ZEKE: Hold on there, Gene.
579
00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,229
You didn't not get
through to none of us.
580
00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:45,871
(sighs) You got through
to not none of us.
581
00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:47,816
I'm glad you said what you said.
582
00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:50,126
I miss melting crayons on the slide.
583
00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:52,070
I miss playing cats with my friends.
584
00:19:52,145 --> 00:19:53,278
Meow?
585
00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,151
And what about you, Mr. Frond?
586
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,493
What? What about me?
587
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,500
What about that little
boy you told us about?
588
00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:01,110
The one whose used to talk
to roly polies at recess?
589
00:20:01,188 --> 00:20:03,822
Ha, well, this... the
roly polies were...
590
00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,901
they-they were just...
591
00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:08,545
Look, everybody, it's
the roly poly pope.
592
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,923
His holy roly poliness.
593
00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,141
BOY: Come on. We're playing football.
594
00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,868
But I don't want to play.
595
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,455
We're playing football.
Stop playing with your bugs!
596
00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:15,917
(Frond moans)
597
00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:17,958
FROND: They're crustaceans, technically.
598
00:20:18,035 --> 00:20:20,969
Oh, my God. Now I'm the
super cool football guy
599
00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,448
on the playground.
600
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,623
Maybe we could make do
with just one Ga-Ga pit.
601
00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:27,670
Everybody, do whatever
weird things you want.
602
00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,448
Mr. Branca, tear down those walls.
603
00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:31,859
(groans)
604
00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,599
Sorry we got carried away, Gene.
605
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:34,807
Yeah, sorry, Gene.
606
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,213
I'm sorry, too.
607
00:20:36,287 --> 00:20:38,220
Hey. You want to play Ga-Ga?
608
00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:40,297
- Seriously?
- Yeah. But first,
609
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,740
when you look at that hedge
over there, what do you see?
610
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,183
Um, a hedge.
611
00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:45,724
No, wait! A hippo... ?
612
00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,031
With a man bun?
613
00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:48,438
Ah. Yeah, I see it.
614
00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,044
I'm gonna say I see it?
615
00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,354
I got a date with you later,
Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub!
616
00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:54,867
Okay, let's do this.
617
00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,708
ALL (chanting): Ga-Ga ball!
618
00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,769
? ?
619
00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640
GENE: Monkey Booby Man!
620
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,529
TINA: You just got banged.
621
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,768
- FROND: Let the Ga-Ga begin-gin!
- (cheering)
622
00:21:29,987 --> 00:21:32,506
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