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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,554 --> 00:00:08,148 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:20,199 --> 00:00:21,347 GENE: Ah, recess. 3 00:00:21,377 --> 00:00:23,016 When a man can pursue his passions. 4 00:00:23,047 --> 00:00:25,694 Like taking this bush from shrubba to hubba hubba. 5 00:00:25,727 --> 00:00:27,860 Yup. Nothin' like a few minutes in the old yard 6 00:00:27,903 --> 00:00:29,903 before they put us back in lock-up. 7 00:00:29,979 --> 00:00:32,179 Or in health class. You and I have different schedules. 8 00:00:32,257 --> 00:00:35,225 Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along. 9 00:00:35,305 --> 00:00:37,605 Uh, Rudy, the shrub sculpture has a name. 10 00:00:37,683 --> 00:00:39,482 Monkey Booby Man. 11 00:00:39,558 --> 00:00:41,258 Oh, yeah, I'm starting to see it. 12 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:42,566 There's the monkey's face. 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,850 And there's the monkey's boobs. 14 00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,244 I thought those were his boobs? 15 00:00:45,285 --> 00:00:46,818 Calm down, you're both right. 16 00:00:46,892 --> 00:00:48,992 Where were you last recess, Rudy? We missed ya. 17 00:00:49,069 --> 00:00:51,370 Oh. I tried to play basketball. 18 00:00:51,447 --> 00:00:53,614 - Nope. Negative. - (grunts) 19 00:00:53,692 --> 00:00:55,058 - No, sir. - (grunts) 20 00:00:55,132 --> 00:00:56,998 Anyway, you got any extra scissors? 21 00:00:57,074 --> 00:00:58,173 Take these nail clippers. 22 00:00:58,246 --> 00:00:59,712 Monkey Booby manicure. 23 00:00:59,743 --> 00:01:02,408 Can I have everyone's attention, please? Hello. 24 00:01:02,443 --> 00:01:04,375 Ugh. What does Mr. Frond want? 25 00:01:04,407 --> 00:01:05,908 This is my recess. 26 00:01:05,982 --> 00:01:09,284 Hello! I'm not just gonna go away if you ignore me. 27 00:01:09,365 --> 00:01:11,466 - Listen up. - Thank you. 28 00:01:11,542 --> 00:01:13,375 Students of Wagstaff. 29 00:01:13,451 --> 00:01:15,318 It's time to face facts. 30 00:01:15,393 --> 00:01:17,460 Recess is broken. 31 00:01:17,537 --> 00:01:19,604 Look around at this playground. What do you see? 32 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,348 Two third-graders playing catch with a shoe. 33 00:01:22,426 --> 00:01:24,093 Those little boys who pretend to be cats, 34 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,535 like that's even a game. 35 00:01:25,575 --> 00:01:27,608 Why do your own thing 36 00:01:27,685 --> 00:01:30,476 when you could all be doing the same thing together? 37 00:01:30,511 --> 00:01:33,041 I'm here today to present an exciting opportunity 38 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:34,343 for togetherness. 39 00:01:34,383 --> 00:01:36,350 Boys and girls, I give you... 40 00:01:36,426 --> 00:01:39,093 - Ga-Ga ball. - Ga-Ga what? 41 00:01:39,173 --> 00:01:41,840 You know, this really could have been covered in an e-mail. 42 00:01:41,919 --> 00:01:44,015 Ga-Ga ball. It's a game. 43 00:01:44,048 --> 00:01:45,629 Wait. So it's a game? 44 00:01:45,703 --> 00:01:47,603 - Yes, it's a game. - Oh. 45 00:01:47,679 --> 00:01:49,379 The best thing about Ga-Ga ball 46 00:01:49,421 --> 00:01:51,455 is there's no catching and no throwing. 47 00:01:51,487 --> 00:01:55,087 Anyone can play, no matter how hopelessly un-athletic they are. 48 00:01:55,126 --> 00:01:57,481 Um, why are you looking at me when you say that? 49 00:01:57,559 --> 00:01:59,159 I wasn't looking at you, 50 00:01:59,233 --> 00:02:01,133 - I was looking with you. - What? 51 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:03,342 Come, children. Follow me into the pit. 52 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:05,520 That's not a terrifying invitation. 53 00:02:05,597 --> 00:02:09,120 Think of Ga-Ga ball as dodge-ball, but gentler. 54 00:02:09,158 --> 00:02:11,380 In dodge-ball, you hurl the ball at your opponent. 55 00:02:11,424 --> 00:02:13,836 In Ga-Ga, you just slap the ball. 56 00:02:13,870 --> 00:02:15,201 Anyone can slap. 57 00:02:15,276 --> 00:02:16,992 - Can I slap? - You tell me. 58 00:02:17,023 --> 00:02:19,885 (grunts weakly) Oh, my God, I can slap. 59 00:02:19,964 --> 00:02:21,764 Now, to get someone out in Ga-Ga ball, 60 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:24,297 you must hit them on or below the knee, 61 00:02:24,331 --> 00:02:25,384 where it doesn't hurt. 62 00:02:25,457 --> 00:02:27,090 What happens if I power-slam the ball 63 00:02:27,165 --> 00:02:28,747 into someone's nose or butter-beans? 64 00:02:28,778 --> 00:02:30,906 - That's not allowed, Zeke. - Seems weird. 65 00:02:30,983 --> 00:02:32,816 The last one in the pit wins. 66 00:02:32,892 --> 00:02:34,741 Maybe the best way to demonstrate is 67 00:02:34,773 --> 00:02:36,318 to play a couple rounds, huh? 68 00:02:36,349 --> 00:02:37,507 Who wants to join me? 69 00:02:37,581 --> 00:02:39,314 - Do we have to? - Well, strictly speaking, 70 00:02:39,389 --> 00:02:41,789 - you don't have to, but... - Oh, great, okay, buh-bye. 71 00:02:41,867 --> 00:02:43,100 (sighs) 72 00:02:45,049 --> 00:02:46,815 (door bells jingle) 73 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:48,659 O... Kay. 74 00:02:48,733 --> 00:02:50,366 Hey, wait a minute, I know you. 75 00:02:50,441 --> 00:02:51,919 Aren't you the guy that reads to the kids 76 00:02:51,949 --> 00:02:53,181 down at the public library? 77 00:02:53,255 --> 00:02:54,387 The Wizard of Books, right? 78 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,760 - Abraca-books! - (laughs) 79 00:02:56,838 --> 00:02:58,938 - "Abraca-books." - Hi, my name is Frank. 80 00:02:59,015 --> 00:03:02,450 That must be so much fun, reading to kids... I'm jealous. 81 00:03:02,531 --> 00:03:03,831 - So, you reading today? - Yep. 82 00:03:03,904 --> 00:03:05,404 Twice a week, every week. 83 00:03:05,445 --> 00:03:08,146 I'm so nice, they let me read twice... a week. 84 00:03:08,191 --> 00:03:10,425 (laughing) Oh... 85 00:03:10,503 --> 00:03:11,835 And you're heading there now? 86 00:03:11,876 --> 00:03:13,942 Or maybe this is how you always dress. 87 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:16,319 I am heading there, and they don't let me change 88 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:18,197 behind the periodicals anymore. 89 00:03:18,273 --> 00:03:19,872 Too bad I'm gonna miss Friday's reading. 90 00:03:19,947 --> 00:03:21,380 I'm going out of town. 91 00:03:21,455 --> 00:03:23,254 So that's it? Story time's canceled? 92 00:03:23,330 --> 00:03:25,063 For a lot of those kids, and some adults 93 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:26,871 who can hear from the biography section, 94 00:03:26,947 --> 00:03:28,246 story time is all they have. 95 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,752 (gasps) I could fill in for you. 96 00:03:29,827 --> 00:03:31,026 Hey, there you go. 97 00:03:31,099 --> 00:03:32,599 I could come up with a character 98 00:03:32,673 --> 00:03:34,707 and pick out a story... Oh, my mind's racing. 99 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,651 Okay, sure. Story time is at 2:00 on Friday. 100 00:03:37,731 --> 00:03:39,564 I can tell the librarian to expect... 101 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:41,239 um, uh, what's your name? 102 00:03:41,314 --> 00:03:45,116 Linda. Uh, aka The Duchess of Tales. 103 00:03:45,166 --> 00:03:46,866 - Hmm. - Actually, no, not that. 104 00:03:46,941 --> 00:03:48,874 Um, how about 105 00:03:48,951 --> 00:03:51,284 Wanda... Wordmouth? 106 00:03:51,362 --> 00:03:53,295 She's got a mouth full of, uh, words? 107 00:03:53,371 --> 00:03:55,119 - Mm... - I'll keep thinking. 108 00:03:57,490 --> 00:03:58,723 Lunch is great today. 109 00:03:58,796 --> 00:04:00,196 The canned corn must be in season. 110 00:04:00,271 --> 00:04:01,915 Hurry up and eat so we can hit the playground. 111 00:04:01,945 --> 00:04:03,315 It's shrub o'clock. 112 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,229 We can make up that time we lost listening to Frond. 113 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:07,427 What is it with him trying to get his Frond stink 114 00:04:07,505 --> 00:04:08,804 all over the playground, anyway? 115 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,377 The playground's bigger than him. 116 00:04:10,452 --> 00:04:12,285 The playground doesn't change for anybody. 117 00:04:12,328 --> 00:04:14,728 KIDS (chanting): Ga-Ga ball! 118 00:04:14,806 --> 00:04:17,006 What the hell? Everyone's playing Ga-Ga ball. 119 00:04:17,083 --> 00:04:18,982 Oh, my God, you like this. 120 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:20,192 You really like this. 121 00:04:20,264 --> 00:04:21,464 This can't be working. 122 00:04:21,504 --> 00:04:23,170 It's a Frond idea. 123 00:04:23,245 --> 00:04:25,512 He has 'em, they're bad, we ignore 'em, the end. 124 00:04:25,590 --> 00:04:27,523 Yeah, remember Eye Contact Mondays? 125 00:04:27,599 --> 00:04:30,133 Hey, guys, I'm hitting the Ga-Ga pit... you wanna come? 126 00:04:30,211 --> 00:04:32,011 Rudy, it's so funny, I thought you said 127 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:33,753 you were hitting the Ga-Ga pit. 128 00:04:33,828 --> 00:04:36,162 I am. I played at recess. I almost won. 129 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,273 I think I might actually be kind of good at it. 130 00:04:38,349 --> 00:04:40,327 - LOUISE: I can't believe it. - GENE: Forget it, sister. 131 00:04:40,359 --> 00:04:42,471 Let them play with their balls. We'll play with our bushes. 132 00:04:42,503 --> 00:04:44,236 - Right, right. - Yeah, we're Belchers. 133 00:04:44,311 --> 00:04:45,631 We don't give in to peer pressure. 134 00:04:45,684 --> 00:04:46,616 Hey, Tina, we're gonna play Ga-Ga ball. 135 00:04:46,689 --> 00:04:48,055 - You wanna come? - Yes. 136 00:04:48,095 --> 00:04:49,840 Uh, I-I just want to see what the fuss is about. 137 00:04:49,871 --> 00:04:51,837 I'll probably hate it. See you soon. (panting) 138 00:04:51,914 --> 00:04:53,914 She'll be back. If I know our Tina, 139 00:04:53,990 --> 00:04:56,290 she's feeling pretty silly right about now. 140 00:04:56,334 --> 00:04:57,912 TINA (shouting): I love it. I'm staying. Sorry. 141 00:04:57,942 --> 00:05:00,342 - Give it a minute. - I just keep loving it more and more. 142 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:02,554 - Not looking good. - I finally feel alive. 143 00:05:02,630 --> 00:05:04,758 I guess she kinda likes it. 144 00:05:04,876 --> 00:05:06,188 [bong!] 145 00:05:06,241 --> 00:05:07,607 Everybody's into Ga-Ga ball. 146 00:05:07,681 --> 00:05:09,963 This thing blew up, literally, overnight. 147 00:05:09,997 --> 00:05:13,031 Yeah, like when mom left that bottle of beer in the freezer. 148 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:14,611 Oh, hi, guys. Grab a seat. 149 00:05:14,652 --> 00:05:16,452 We're talking about Jimmy Jr.'s Ga-Ga moves. 150 00:05:16,528 --> 00:05:17,960 I've got great dodging moves. 151 00:05:18,035 --> 00:05:20,235 - I'm like the Artful Dodger. - Dickens! 152 00:05:20,312 --> 00:05:21,578 (grunting dramatically) 153 00:05:21,618 --> 00:05:23,718 Heh, look at that. Look at that air. 154 00:05:23,795 --> 00:05:25,228 Zeke's not so good, though. 155 00:05:25,269 --> 00:05:27,169 Oh, man, that was candid, J-Ju. 156 00:05:27,245 --> 00:05:29,123 Gonna have to stew on that one for a second, heh. 157 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:31,921 You slap hard, Zeke, but your aim is really bad. 158 00:05:32,001 --> 00:05:34,969 Whoa. Again, very blunt. Not holding back. 159 00:05:35,048 --> 00:05:38,350 Can we talk about something besides Ga-Ga ball, please? 160 00:05:38,430 --> 00:05:40,631 Sure. Um, remind me, uh, 161 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,475 what did we talk about before Ga-Ga ball? 162 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,751 Ugh, come on, Gene. We can eat our lunch 163 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:47,094 hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does. 164 00:05:47,172 --> 00:05:49,172 That was gonna be my first choice anyway. 165 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:51,082 Lin, could you take that to table four? 166 00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:52,691 Uh, can you do it? We're brainstorming 167 00:05:52,732 --> 00:05:54,298 on my story time character. 168 00:05:54,373 --> 00:05:56,907 Yup, I'll just do all the jobs in our restaurant. 169 00:05:56,951 --> 00:05:57,951 Sounds good. 170 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:59,389 Ooh, ooh, I got one. 171 00:05:59,464 --> 00:06:01,504 I'll dress like a librarian, and when the kids come, 172 00:06:01,573 --> 00:06:04,107 I'll shake out my hair and I'll take off my glasses, 173 00:06:04,185 --> 00:06:06,819 and I'll say, "Gotcha! I'm the storyteller." 174 00:06:06,898 --> 00:06:08,364 That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda. 175 00:06:08,406 --> 00:06:10,639 Not all librarians want to shake their hair out. 176 00:06:10,716 --> 00:06:12,115 Yeah, you're right. 177 00:06:12,190 --> 00:06:14,157 Ooh, maybe Ill get body-painted 178 00:06:14,232 --> 00:06:16,032 like a shelf of books, and then stand quietly 179 00:06:16,108 --> 00:06:17,474 in front of some other books. 180 00:06:17,515 --> 00:06:18,859 And just when the kids don't expect it, 181 00:06:18,888 --> 00:06:20,054 I'll jump out and I'll say, 182 00:06:20,127 --> 00:06:21,693 "Gotcha! Stories come to life." 183 00:06:21,768 --> 00:06:23,434 Uh, why do all your ideas involve 184 00:06:23,477 --> 00:06:25,376 shouting "gotcha" and scaring children? 185 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,719 Wh-Wha... 'Cause I wanna surprise them. 186 00:06:27,797 --> 00:06:30,931 Kids ask, "Rudy, how are you so good at Ga-Ga?" 187 00:06:31,012 --> 00:06:33,479 I tell 'em focus, diet, conditioning. 188 00:06:33,557 --> 00:06:35,757 I mean, honestly, genetics plays a part. 189 00:06:35,802 --> 00:06:37,568 (inhales, gasps) 190 00:06:37,609 --> 00:06:39,276 - Is that Rudy? - Yeah. 191 00:06:39,359 --> 00:06:41,693 Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language? 192 00:06:41,763 --> 00:06:42,795 Hey, Zeke, think fast. 193 00:06:42,868 --> 00:06:44,601 Oh! Oh, man, you got me. 194 00:06:44,677 --> 00:06:45,776 You heading to the pit? 195 00:06:45,849 --> 00:06:47,215 I'll go easy on you this time. 196 00:06:47,288 --> 00:06:49,055 In your dreams. (chuckles) 197 00:06:49,130 --> 00:06:51,440 Hey, no shame in losing to the best, right? 198 00:06:51,474 --> 00:06:53,542 - Well, some shame. - Hey, guys. 199 00:06:53,619 --> 00:06:55,552 Rudy, you in there, buddy? 200 00:06:55,594 --> 00:06:58,395 What? I finally found a sport I dominate in, that's all. 201 00:06:58,475 --> 00:07:00,508 You guys should play. You would love it. 202 00:07:00,551 --> 00:07:02,385 Ugh, I wish people would stop telling us 203 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:03,893 to play Ga-Ga ball. 204 00:07:03,967 --> 00:07:05,199 Yeah, no thanks. 205 00:07:05,273 --> 00:07:06,584 We have our own playground interests. 206 00:07:06,613 --> 00:07:07,745 Oh, like Monkey Booby Man? 207 00:07:07,819 --> 00:07:09,252 Yeah, sure, he's cool. 208 00:07:09,326 --> 00:07:10,658 But you know what's really cool? 209 00:07:10,732 --> 00:07:12,465 Winning. And right now, 210 00:07:12,541 --> 00:07:14,941 nobody does that quite like the Rudester. 211 00:07:14,986 --> 00:07:16,285 Okay, you need to shut that down. 212 00:07:16,359 --> 00:07:17,992 "Rudester" can never be said again. 213 00:07:18,067 --> 00:07:20,045 Let me put this in terms you'll appreciate, Louise. 214 00:07:20,076 --> 00:07:22,610 In Ga-Ga ball, you gotta hit people below the knee, right? 215 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:24,155 If you say so. 216 00:07:24,230 --> 00:07:25,540 For kids like us, that doesn't leave 217 00:07:25,569 --> 00:07:26,781 much of a target. 218 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,808 I'm smokin' suckers twice my size, 219 00:07:28,885 --> 00:07:31,085 but when they come at me, I'm a phantom. 220 00:07:31,162 --> 00:07:33,529 Meh, I still don't think I'd be into it. 221 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:35,573 - Ha! - Ah. Oh, man. 222 00:07:35,650 --> 00:07:38,017 Oh, my God, you're right. This is amazing! 223 00:07:38,095 --> 00:07:40,895 More eight-graders. Send me more eighth-graders! 224 00:07:40,975 --> 00:07:43,242 - Eat that for supper! - Geez, Tina. 225 00:07:43,319 --> 00:07:44,651 Snap, crackle, pop, fool. 226 00:07:44,726 --> 00:07:45,959 Yeah, I'm talking to you. 227 00:07:46,032 --> 00:07:47,565 Ow. Never mind, I'm out. Disregard. 228 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,939 Guess it's just you and me, now, 229 00:07:49,013 --> 00:07:50,346 monkey booby buddy. 230 00:07:50,419 --> 00:07:52,253 What's that? You want another boob? 231 00:07:52,328 --> 00:07:53,661 All you gotta do is ask. 232 00:07:54,505 --> 00:07:55,871 Kids, what's your favorite story 233 00:07:55,945 --> 00:07:56,877 I used to read to you? 234 00:07:56,906 --> 00:07:58,617 I gotta pick a book for the library. 235 00:07:58,692 --> 00:07:59,991 Well, The Giving Tree 236 00:08:00,065 --> 00:08:01,176 messed me up pretty good, so not that. 237 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:02,303 Can you read them TV? 238 00:08:02,375 --> 00:08:03,808 I remember liking that a lot. 239 00:08:03,883 --> 00:08:05,349 Anyway, Ga-Ga ball! 240 00:08:05,424 --> 00:08:07,824 Tina, top five Ga-Ga plays of the day... go. 241 00:08:07,902 --> 00:08:09,268 Oh, my God, where to begin. 242 00:08:09,342 --> 00:08:11,041 - What's Ga-Ga ball? - (Gene grunts) 243 00:08:11,084 --> 00:08:13,217 - Uh, the best game? - TINA: It's the people's sport. 244 00:08:13,294 --> 00:08:14,526 Try to keep up, Dad. 245 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,200 So you kids are playing a sport now? 246 00:08:16,275 --> 00:08:17,275 How'd that happen? 247 00:08:17,313 --> 00:08:18,445 The whole school is playing. 248 00:08:18,518 --> 00:08:20,118 Yeah, basically everyone but Gene. 249 00:08:20,192 --> 00:08:21,825 - Gene, you should play. - You should. 250 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,467 - You'd love it. - I love it. 251 00:08:23,542 --> 00:08:25,053 I didn't think I'd love it, but I love it. 252 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,649 Maybe I would love it, 253 00:08:26,691 --> 00:08:28,635 but the playground used to be the one place in school 254 00:08:28,666 --> 00:08:29,877 where you could do what you want, 255 00:08:29,906 --> 00:08:31,472 and right now, all I want to do is 256 00:08:31,547 --> 00:08:33,013 work on my special project. 257 00:08:33,053 --> 00:08:34,720 No offense, but how much longer 258 00:08:34,795 --> 00:08:36,355 are you gonna spend trimming that shrub? 259 00:08:36,403 --> 00:08:38,002 I can't help it if I keep coming up 260 00:08:38,077 --> 00:08:39,643 with amazing new ideas for him. 261 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:41,818 Like giving him a pet fern named "Fern-Ando." 262 00:08:41,895 --> 00:08:43,328 It's not my fault I'm a genius! 263 00:08:43,403 --> 00:08:44,869 All right, all right, calm down. 264 00:08:44,942 --> 00:08:46,120 You know what calms me right down? 265 00:08:46,149 --> 00:08:47,114 A round of Ga-Ga? 266 00:08:47,154 --> 00:08:48,553 - Bingo. - Mm-hmm. 267 00:08:48,627 --> 00:08:49,959 Ahh! First it's all anybody 268 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:51,199 can talk about at school, 269 00:08:51,273 --> 00:08:53,039 and now it's in my home, 270 00:08:53,115 --> 00:08:55,782 where I lay my sweet head?! 271 00:08:55,861 --> 00:08:57,961 Wow, Gene left his food on the table. 272 00:08:57,994 --> 00:08:59,637 - He must really be upset. - Yeah. 273 00:08:59,679 --> 00:09:01,833 (grunting) In my home! 274 00:09:03,832 --> 00:09:06,466 Ahh. Oh, no. 275 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,111 FROND: We have a winner. 276 00:09:08,186 --> 00:09:09,285 Wayne, go... go, go, go. 277 00:09:09,358 --> 00:09:10,358 Get out, get out. 278 00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:11,328 I'm going. 279 00:09:11,401 --> 00:09:12,333 I'm just picking up 280 00:09:12,405 --> 00:09:13,638 the pieces of my glasses. 281 00:09:13,711 --> 00:09:15,044 Not fast enough, you're not. 282 00:09:15,074 --> 00:09:17,140 Any words for your fellow competitors? 283 00:09:17,173 --> 00:09:19,407 No shame in losing to the best. 284 00:09:19,441 --> 00:09:21,049 I love it when he says that. 285 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,180 Chills. Rudy, everyone. 286 00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:25,123 RUDY (shouting): I am Rudy! 287 00:09:25,199 --> 00:09:27,232 I wish we had Ga-Ga when I was in school. 288 00:09:27,309 --> 00:09:29,242 I wouldn't have spent every recess by myself 289 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,652 - talking to roly-poly bugs. - Gross. 290 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:34,297 Okay, people, I have an exciting announcement. 291 00:09:34,376 --> 00:09:36,843 I have secured funding to build 292 00:09:36,921 --> 00:09:39,622 three new Ga-Ga pits right here on the playground! 293 00:09:39,701 --> 00:09:41,801 Students, today we break ground 294 00:09:41,878 --> 00:09:44,979 on the Wagstaff Gagaplex! 295 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:47,362 What is happening? 296 00:09:47,438 --> 00:09:49,004 We're turning this playground 297 00:09:49,045 --> 00:09:51,079 into a Ga-Ga-palooza 298 00:09:51,154 --> 00:09:53,555 that will separate the Ga-Ga winners 299 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,500 from the Ga-Ga wieners. 300 00:09:55,542 --> 00:09:57,075 I mean, everyone's a winner. 301 00:09:57,150 --> 00:09:58,627 Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah. 302 00:09:58,656 --> 00:10:00,456 These beautiful pits will stretch 303 00:10:00,532 --> 00:10:04,300 from where I'm standing all the way to the opposite fence. 304 00:10:04,384 --> 00:10:07,485 All the way to the... (gasps) 305 00:10:07,565 --> 00:10:09,965 - No! - (chainsaw revving) 306 00:10:11,584 --> 00:10:13,918 Monkey Booby Man! 307 00:10:13,995 --> 00:10:16,329 I stepped on a fern with a little leash on it. 308 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:19,280 - What's up with that? - Fern-Ando. Give it! 309 00:10:19,715 --> 00:10:22,558 Look what they did to you, Monkey Booby Man. 310 00:10:22,593 --> 00:10:24,303 FROND: I have another announcement. 311 00:10:24,335 --> 00:10:25,379 To celebrate the success of my groundbreaking 312 00:10:25,408 --> 00:10:27,697 Ga-Ga ball program, 313 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,790 we are having a ball-slapping, 314 00:10:29,823 --> 00:10:31,022 anything-can-happen, 315 00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:33,730 winner-take-all tournament. (whoops) 316 00:10:33,808 --> 00:10:35,975 What is wrong with you people?! 317 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,719 It's all happening this Friday at recess. 318 00:10:38,798 --> 00:10:40,431 Sign-up sheets are here by the swing... 319 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:42,774 - You're a bunch of Ga-Ga bots! - By the swing set. 320 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,750 How do you live with yourselves?! 321 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,605 - Okay could someone take care of this? - Monsters! 322 00:10:46,636 --> 00:10:49,598 Security? I guess that means you, Ms. Labonz? 323 00:10:49,634 --> 00:10:51,983 Gene, hush! Don't make me get up. 324 00:10:52,061 --> 00:10:53,471 I'm very comfortable. 325 00:10:53,501 --> 00:10:57,837 Fine! -Now back to your regularly scheduled Ga-Ga! 326 00:10:57,921 --> 00:11:00,155 - (cheering) - Gene, we saw. 327 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:01,877 I can't believe they chopped down Monkey... 328 00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,140 - Hey, Tina, Louise, you playing? - Got to go. 329 00:11:04,218 --> 00:11:06,285 - Love you, Gene! Sorry for your loss! - (whooping) 330 00:11:09,386 --> 00:11:10,909 Bye, Monkey Booby Man. 331 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,883 It was an honor to pick your dingle-berries. 332 00:11:12,959 --> 00:11:15,359 What's up, Gene? Who put a kink in your Slinky? 333 00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:16,771 I'm the only person in the school 334 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,277 who doesn't care about Ga-Ga ball. 335 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:20,217 Yeah, I-I suppose you are. 336 00:11:20,294 --> 00:11:22,172 'Cause I love it. I don't mind losin' all the time. 337 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:23,579 I think it's cool. 338 00:11:23,609 --> 00:11:24,986 Hope I don't miss my turn 'cause I'm sitting here 339 00:11:25,016 --> 00:11:26,516 with you behind this trash can. 340 00:11:26,547 --> 00:11:28,994 - Somebody? Little help? - Could you get that, Gene? 341 00:11:29,028 --> 00:11:31,762 I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna go fart in the yearbook room. 342 00:11:31,820 --> 00:11:36,155 Aah! This is for what you did to Monkey Booby Man! (grunts) 343 00:11:36,437 --> 00:11:39,371 - Wow. - Whoa! You mauled that ball, girl! 344 00:11:39,451 --> 00:11:41,818 - (groaning) - I'm just saying, you got power, 345 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,196 but you got accuracy, too. If I had what you have, 346 00:11:44,274 --> 00:11:47,075 I might not lie in bed every night dreadin' recess. 347 00:11:47,153 --> 00:11:49,787 - And climate change, vampires... - JIMMY JR.: Zeke? 348 00:11:49,866 --> 00:11:51,666 Oh, no, he saw me. Aah! Get down! Get down! 349 00:11:51,741 --> 00:11:53,741 I thought you were farting in the yearbook room. 350 00:11:53,785 --> 00:11:55,485 - I was! - Then you came back? 351 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,428 Yeah! -Sweet! So are you playing or not? 352 00:11:58,508 --> 00:12:00,774 Yeah! I farted, and I'm ready to go. 353 00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:04,686 LINDA: Okay! Who's ready to meet your new favorite story reader? 354 00:12:04,775 --> 00:12:08,577 - I'm so nervous. - Ta-da! Say hello to Punky Bookster. 355 00:12:08,616 --> 00:12:10,388 When she's not rockin', she's readin'. 356 00:12:10,463 --> 00:12:12,748 And the only drug she's addicted to is books. 357 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:14,708 - Wow. - Uh, is that my shirt? 358 00:12:14,784 --> 00:12:17,718 Maybe. Okay, give me your thoughts, everybody. Throw 'em at me. 359 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:20,439 - That's my shirt. - Besides that, besides that. 360 00:12:20,510 --> 00:12:22,043 I love it. That's my one note. 361 00:12:22,085 --> 00:12:24,385 I like three of the four levels it works on. 362 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:27,430 Great. Story time's tomorrow. Teddy, you're on tech. 363 00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:28,932 Music cues, lighting cues. 364 00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:31,197 - There are music and lighting cues? - Yeah. 365 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,560 Okay, how long's it take you to learn to play guitar? 366 00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:36,062 Like 20 minutes? -That sounds like more than enough time. 367 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:39,122 - So this is Ga-Ga ball, huh? - Yep. 368 00:12:39,199 --> 00:12:41,166 - It's pretty great. - (panting): Yeah. 369 00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:42,441 Very active. 370 00:12:42,514 --> 00:12:44,047 Ooh! Watch the lamp. 371 00:12:44,122 --> 00:12:45,833 - You watch your shins. - Get out of the pit, woman. 372 00:12:45,864 --> 00:12:47,030 All right. Bye. 373 00:12:47,069 --> 00:12:48,736 I think I'm really good at this. 374 00:12:48,777 --> 00:12:49,909 You're out, sucker. 375 00:12:49,983 --> 00:12:51,516 Oh. Still glad I played. 376 00:12:51,591 --> 00:12:53,824 - So glad. - You're still doing this? 377 00:12:53,901 --> 00:12:56,402 I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it bedtime? 378 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,248 We don't go to bed anymore. We do this now. 379 00:12:59,293 --> 00:13:00,692 All I know is Rudy's got to go down 380 00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,100 in that tournament tomorrow. 381 00:13:02,174 --> 00:13:03,373 I am sick of him saying 382 00:13:03,447 --> 00:13:05,211 "No shame in losing to the best." 383 00:13:05,243 --> 00:13:06,955 Yeah, I think people will be pretty happy 384 00:13:07,030 --> 00:13:08,129 with my winning phrase... 385 00:13:08,168 --> 00:13:09,301 "You just got banged." 386 00:13:09,374 --> 00:13:10,674 Then I point to my bangs. 387 00:13:10,747 --> 00:13:12,080 Mm, Tina, don't say "banged." 388 00:13:12,154 --> 00:13:13,231 What's wrong with "banged?" 389 00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:14,915 I banged you, I banged Mom. 390 00:13:14,947 --> 00:13:16,000 I'm gonna bang everyone in school. 391 00:13:16,072 --> 00:13:17,816 - Tina, Tina, Tina. No-no. No. - Mm-mm, mm-mm. 392 00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:20,247 What? -Wait, the winner always says something to the crowd? 393 00:13:20,292 --> 00:13:22,459 - Yeah, pretty much. - And people have to listen? 394 00:13:22,537 --> 00:13:23,947 People want to listen to the winners. 395 00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:26,143 These days Ga-Ga talks and ca-ca walks. 396 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,486 And then I bang you. (grunts) 397 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:28,759 - Banged. - Oh, my God. 398 00:13:28,832 --> 00:13:31,166 FROND: Welcome, everyone, 399 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:35,012 to the first annual Wagstaff Ga-Ga Ball Friendship Tournament 400 00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:37,262 of Annihilation! 401 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,240 Ms. Labonz, I want to sign up for the tournament. 402 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:42,387 You sounded pretty intense when you said that. 403 00:13:42,464 --> 00:13:43,663 I am. 404 00:13:43,737 --> 00:13:44,902 Your fly is down. 405 00:13:44,975 --> 00:13:46,408 Excuse me. 406 00:13:46,439 --> 00:13:49,183 - (zips) - Did you see anything? 407 00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,934 Gene, you entered the tournament? 408 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,210 You've never even played Ga-Ga ball before. 409 00:13:58,254 --> 00:14:00,354 Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun 410 00:14:00,432 --> 00:14:02,365 until she had to go into witness protection, 411 00:14:02,441 --> 00:14:04,641 and she turned that choir around. 412 00:14:04,684 --> 00:14:06,985 What a wonderful opening ceremony. 413 00:14:07,062 --> 00:14:08,628 Thank you, Mr. Branca. 414 00:14:08,703 --> 00:14:09,813 Great ribbon dancing. 415 00:14:09,843 --> 00:14:12,185 Now, contestants to your pits! 416 00:14:12,265 --> 00:14:14,466 I've had quite a few energy drinks, 417 00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:17,302 and we are about to light the candle on this mama jama! 418 00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:18,595 (whoops) 419 00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,439 Okay, we got the amp, the guitar, the boombox, 420 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,606 the strobe light, wallet chain, switchblade... 421 00:14:22,639 --> 00:14:24,622 Thought that would be cool... We forget anything? 422 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,466 Um, the book, maybe? 423 00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:28,365 Eh, they'll have one at the library. 424 00:14:28,426 --> 00:14:30,050 - Sure. - Get ready, little kids. 425 00:14:30,081 --> 00:14:31,647 Punky Bookster's gonna stage dive 426 00:14:31,678 --> 00:14:33,594 right into your hearts and your face. 427 00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:36,126 I am so sorry I'm gonna miss this. 428 00:14:36,165 --> 00:14:37,731 Okay, here's how this works: 429 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:39,205 four preliminary rounds. 430 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,880 Top two from each round advance to the finals, 431 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:43,926 and the losers get bounced! 432 00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,303 Now, let the Ga-Ga begin-gin! 433 00:14:47,351 --> 00:14:48,750 (cheering) 434 00:14:48,824 --> 00:14:50,157 You can do this, Gene. 435 00:14:50,232 --> 00:14:51,364 (grunting, shouting) 436 00:14:51,437 --> 00:14:52,665 Good start. 437 00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:56,822 ? Ga-Ga ? 438 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,662 ? Ooh, Ga-Ga ? 439 00:14:59,441 --> 00:15:02,576 ? Ga-Ga ? 440 00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:05,357 ? Ga, Ga ? 441 00:15:05,436 --> 00:15:08,547 ? Ga-Ga. ? 442 00:15:08,584 --> 00:15:11,118 Wagstaff, I give you your final eight! 443 00:15:11,196 --> 00:15:12,796 Some headscratchers in there. 444 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:14,538 Faculty, sorry about your brackets. 445 00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:15,945 I know we're friends, Gene. 446 00:15:16,019 --> 00:15:19,187 But in the pit, it don't mean... crud. 447 00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:20,400 Ugh! I thought I was gonna cuss. 448 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:21,862 I really thought I was. 449 00:15:21,981 --> 00:15:23,314 TEDDY: Huh. 450 00:15:23,388 --> 00:15:24,898 Looking around, I'm thinking the pyrotechnics 451 00:15:24,928 --> 00:15:26,461 might not be such a good idea. 452 00:15:26,535 --> 00:15:28,502 Yeah, scratch the fireworks. 453 00:15:28,568 --> 00:15:31,636 Frank? What are you doing here? I thought you were out of town. 454 00:15:31,693 --> 00:15:33,827 I canceled my trip. I was going to Seattle, 455 00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:36,204 but apparently, they discontinued the Frasier tour. 456 00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:38,148 Aw, poor Frasier. 457 00:15:38,224 --> 00:15:39,623 I'm sorry, who are you? 458 00:15:39,664 --> 00:15:41,997 - Wha... ? - Seriously, Frank? Seriously? 459 00:15:42,031 --> 00:15:45,032 Oh. You're that random lady who I said could fill in for me. 460 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,923 Yeah! I'm the random lady. 461 00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,498 Well, good news... I've got this. 462 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:49,905 - You can go. - Oh. 463 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:52,580 Uh, but I want to do it. It's no trouble. 464 00:15:52,625 --> 00:15:55,692 - Uh, what are you, anyway? - I'm Punky Bookster. 465 00:15:55,773 --> 00:15:57,606 The headbanging queen of story time. 466 00:15:57,682 --> 00:16:00,650 Hmm. At least you didn't put too much work into it, right? 467 00:16:00,696 --> 00:16:03,463 Now if you'll excuse me, the Wizard's got to whiz. 468 00:16:03,543 --> 00:16:06,044 You'll be not here, when I get back? 469 00:16:06,122 --> 00:16:07,555 Wow. What a jerk. 470 00:16:07,629 --> 00:16:08,995 - You know what I think? - What? 471 00:16:09,070 --> 00:16:10,581 I think he knows your character's better. 472 00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,176 (gasps) So what do we do? 473 00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:13,817 Well, Punky Bookster wouldn't leave. 474 00:16:13,891 --> 00:16:15,558 Punky Bookster would stay and fight. 475 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:16,833 Damn right, she would. 476 00:16:16,906 --> 00:16:18,706 (gasps) I'm thinking a read-off. 477 00:16:18,782 --> 00:16:20,282 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 478 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:22,355 I'm using my punk rock to take on the man. 479 00:16:22,432 --> 00:16:23,765 Like The Wiggles. 480 00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:25,905 And then, there were two. 481 00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:29,827 Rudy and Gene, mano a mano, Ga-Ga a Ga-Ga. 482 00:16:29,867 --> 00:16:32,568 Go, Gene, you stout little son of a bitch! 483 00:16:32,647 --> 00:16:34,146 Knock him into sixth period! 484 00:16:34,221 --> 00:16:35,620 Hope you had fun, Gene. 485 00:16:35,694 --> 00:16:38,161 But now it's time to hit the showers. 486 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,140 This school doesn't have showers. 487 00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:41,982 What have I been using? (shouts) 488 00:16:42,058 --> 00:16:44,992 What the... ? I thought the Wizard made you two disappear. 489 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:46,538 I'm here to read to some kids. 490 00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,179 You and me are having a read-off. 491 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:49,987 We'll see who the kids like better. 492 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,529 Okay. Bring it on. 493 00:16:51,603 --> 00:16:53,937 Standard rules. One book, two readers. 494 00:16:54,015 --> 00:16:56,315 Punky reads a page, then the Wizard reads a page. 495 00:16:56,358 --> 00:16:57,691 Oh, Frank, you're here. 496 00:16:57,765 --> 00:17:00,098 So we have two volunteer readers today? 497 00:17:00,176 --> 00:17:01,442 Don't worry, Miss Librarian. 498 00:17:01,516 --> 00:17:02,615 We worked it all out. 499 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,553 - Pick a book. - Okay. This one? 500 00:17:04,585 --> 00:17:07,599 - "The Dinosaur Went To The Store." - Know it by heart. 501 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,278 Whatever. Let's go. 502 00:17:09,353 --> 00:17:12,687 - Hi, kids, I'm Punky Bookster! - (amplifier distortion) 503 00:17:12,769 --> 00:17:14,536 - (children shouting) - No, no, no, no. 504 00:17:14,611 --> 00:17:16,311 No, no, no, that's not a scary sound. 505 00:17:16,387 --> 00:17:19,021 - It's a fun sound. - (laughs) 506 00:17:19,099 --> 00:17:20,999 Hey Gene, you been to Bali? 507 00:17:21,075 --> 00:17:22,474 No, why do you ask? 508 00:17:22,549 --> 00:17:25,050 (grunts) 'Cause you look Ball-inknees. 509 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:27,428 Hold on, I have to think about that. 510 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,105 "And then the dinosaur said, 511 00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:31,180 We better go down to the store." 512 00:17:31,256 --> 00:17:32,422 Oof. He's good. 513 00:17:32,495 --> 00:17:34,729 Ga-Ga black sheep have you any wool? 514 00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,273 Yes, sir, yes, sir, I forget the rest. 515 00:17:38,146 --> 00:17:39,590 Did you say something? 516 00:17:39,621 --> 00:17:41,496 - No. - Oh. 517 00:17:41,571 --> 00:17:44,439 "And the dinosaur said, 'I should buy some eggs. 518 00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:46,786 I don't want to go egg-stinct.'" 519 00:17:46,863 --> 00:17:49,364 The end. Thank you, library! 520 00:17:49,442 --> 00:17:51,475 - (applause) - Ah! Ha, ha. 521 00:17:51,552 --> 00:17:54,453 Huh. I got to hand it to you, that was a good read. 522 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,698 That's not an easy book. 523 00:17:55,739 --> 00:17:57,538 Thanks. You were pretty good, too. 524 00:17:57,614 --> 00:18:00,014 You know, maybe this read-off was kind of silly. 525 00:18:00,092 --> 00:18:01,525 (sighs) You may be right. 526 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,566 Story time shouldn't be about Punky Bookster 527 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,382 or the Wizard of Books. 528 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:06,917 It's-it's about the kids. 529 00:18:06,992 --> 00:18:08,458 Yeah, some of them. 530 00:18:08,532 --> 00:18:10,698 - Not that one. - Oh, no. That one's a disaster. 531 00:18:10,776 --> 00:18:13,277 Okay, I guess the switchblade alarmed some parents. 532 00:18:13,354 --> 00:18:15,533 I just wanted to let you know the police are on their way. 533 00:18:15,565 --> 00:18:17,031 I didn't call them. 534 00:18:17,105 --> 00:18:18,505 I thought you did a really good job, 535 00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:19,846 even with the big words. 536 00:18:19,919 --> 00:18:21,452 Crap. Teddy, let's get out of here. 537 00:18:21,493 --> 00:18:23,133 Leave the amp, leave the guitar, let's go. 538 00:18:23,201 --> 00:18:24,434 You sure? That's Mort's stuff. 539 00:18:24,507 --> 00:18:26,007 I'm sure. Let's go, let's go! 540 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:27,547 Abraca-bye. 541 00:18:27,622 --> 00:18:30,022 Yes. What an epic battle. 542 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:32,667 Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy. 543 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,284 Oh... oh, crap! 544 00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:37,352 (slow-motion growl) 545 00:18:40,248 --> 00:18:41,747 (cheering) 546 00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,455 A stunning upset! 547 00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:45,363 Gene Belcher, the big winner. 548 00:18:45,439 --> 00:18:46,571 What do you have to say? 549 00:18:46,645 --> 00:18:48,812 (panting): I want to say... 550 00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,621 you people have taken this too far! 551 00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:53,005 Oh, this again. Give me... give me the megaphone. 552 00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:54,569 - Give me... - No, I earned this! 553 00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:56,337 Yes, Ga-Ga ball is fun. 554 00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:57,781 It's a good game. 555 00:18:57,826 --> 00:18:59,506 But I bet some people here are only playing 556 00:18:59,567 --> 00:19:01,471 because they felt pressured to. 557 00:19:01,503 --> 00:19:02,835 Pressured by their friends. 558 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,827 Pressured by you, Mr. Frond. 559 00:19:04,860 --> 00:19:06,026 Don't be ridiculous. 560 00:19:06,065 --> 00:19:07,498 Everybody wants to be here 561 00:19:07,573 --> 00:19:09,449 more than at any school activity we've ever had. 562 00:19:09,535 --> 00:19:11,445 Why do you hate Ga-Ga ball, Gene? 563 00:19:11,521 --> 00:19:13,420 I don't. I just don't like it 564 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:16,265 when anything-ball is all anyone talks about. 565 00:19:16,343 --> 00:19:18,677 I think when people say "everyone" loves something, 566 00:19:18,755 --> 00:19:21,756 they're being a little loose with the word "everyone." 567 00:19:21,836 --> 00:19:23,770 Everyone loves food and air. 568 00:19:23,845 --> 00:19:24,978 And Matt Damon. 569 00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:26,685 But that's about it, probably. 570 00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:28,893 It's not a good feeling when someone says "everyone," 571 00:19:28,970 --> 00:19:30,736 but they don't mean you. I... 572 00:19:30,812 --> 00:19:32,912 I guess that's all I wanted to say. 573 00:19:32,989 --> 00:19:34,021 Matt Damon! 574 00:19:34,094 --> 00:19:35,426 More about Matt Damon! 575 00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,733 Well, congratulations, Gene. 576 00:19:36,806 --> 00:19:38,840 You got through to literally none of us. 577 00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:39,949 Eh, fine. 578 00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,521 ZEKE: Hold on there, Gene. 579 00:19:41,562 --> 00:19:43,229 You didn't not get through to none of us. 580 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:45,871 (sighs) You got through to not none of us. 581 00:19:45,949 --> 00:19:47,816 I'm glad you said what you said. 582 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:50,126 I miss melting crayons on the slide. 583 00:19:50,203 --> 00:19:52,070 I miss playing cats with my friends. 584 00:19:52,145 --> 00:19:53,278 Meow? 585 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,151 And what about you, Mr. Frond? 586 00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:56,493 What? What about me? 587 00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,500 What about that little boy you told us about? 588 00:19:58,576 --> 00:20:01,110 The one whose used to talk to roly polies at recess? 589 00:20:01,188 --> 00:20:03,822 Ha, well, this... the roly polies were... 590 00:20:03,901 --> 00:20:05,901 they-they were just... 591 00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:08,545 Look, everybody, it's the roly poly pope. 592 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,923 His holy roly poliness. 593 00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,141 BOY: Come on. We're playing football. 594 00:20:11,169 --> 00:20:12,868 But I don't want to play. 595 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,455 We're playing football. Stop playing with your bugs! 596 00:20:14,484 --> 00:20:15,917 (Frond moans) 597 00:20:15,991 --> 00:20:17,958 FROND: They're crustaceans, technically. 598 00:20:18,035 --> 00:20:20,969 Oh, my God. Now I'm the super cool football guy 599 00:20:21,049 --> 00:20:22,448 on the playground. 600 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,623 Maybe we could make do with just one Ga-Ga pit. 601 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:27,670 Everybody, do whatever weird things you want. 602 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:30,448 Mr. Branca, tear down those walls. 603 00:20:30,527 --> 00:20:31,859 (groans) 604 00:20:31,933 --> 00:20:33,599 Sorry we got carried away, Gene. 605 00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:34,807 Yeah, sorry, Gene. 606 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,213 I'm sorry, too. 607 00:20:36,287 --> 00:20:38,220 Hey. You want to play Ga-Ga? 608 00:20:38,297 --> 00:20:40,297 - Seriously? - Yeah. But first, 609 00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,740 when you look at that hedge over there, what do you see? 610 00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,183 Um, a hedge. 611 00:20:44,258 --> 00:20:45,724 No, wait! A hippo... ? 612 00:20:45,799 --> 00:20:47,031 With a man bun? 613 00:20:47,105 --> 00:20:48,438 Ah. Yeah, I see it. 614 00:20:48,478 --> 00:20:50,044 I'm gonna say I see it? 615 00:20:50,119 --> 00:20:53,354 I got a date with you later, Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub! 616 00:20:53,434 --> 00:20:54,867 Okay, let's do this. 617 00:20:54,908 --> 00:20:56,708 ALL (chanting): Ga-Ga ball! 618 00:21:00,802 --> 00:21:02,769 ? ? 619 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,640 GENE: Monkey Booby Man! 620 00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:15,529 TINA: You just got banged. 621 00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,768 - FROND: Let the Ga-Ga begin-gin! - (cheering) 622 00:21:29,987 --> 00:21:32,506 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 623 00:21:32,556 --> 00:21:37,106 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45939

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