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There he is!
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Little King Trashmouth.
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Oh, what's he eating?
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A coffee filter
filled with taco meat?
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No carbs for him, huh?
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, it's the one
I call El Diablo!
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Like the Devil, yeah.
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One of these days, there's gonna
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be a rumble
between those two.
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- Lin...
- I'm on the phone, Bob!
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Ginger, I wish you could see.
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The big one's all mangy
and crazy-eyed.
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He looks like your
cousin Cheryl.
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Aw, poor Cheryl.
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How's her psoriasis?
Oh, my God. Lin...
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Oh, she used to leave
a trail of those flakes...
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Lin, we're kind of
trying to eat.
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Okay, Ginger.
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Yeah, I'll talk
to you later.
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Bye.
Lot of raccoon talk.
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Oh, shush, she asked.
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She loves that stuff.
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You know, Ginger could've
listened to me forever,
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but she had to take her
daughter to a slumber party.
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Slumber party, huh?
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My condolences
to Ginger's daughter.
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What? What's wrong
with slumber parties?
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Yeah, and while we're at it,
what's wrong with diarrhea, huh?
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Slumber parties
are the cat's pajamas.
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Especially when I
wear my cat pajamas.
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Wait. How many slumber
parties have you been to?
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One and a half.
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I fell asleep at
a regular birthday party.
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I'm counting that.
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You know,
if you wanted to,
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you could have a slumber
party here, Louise.
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You can invite girls
from your class.
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Have you met the girls
from my class, Mom?
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Here's what I'm pretty sure
is going through their heads
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every moment of the day:
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Stickers, stickers,
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stickers, stickers,
stickers, stickers,
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stickers, stickers,
stickers!
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What kind of stickers?
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I love stickers.
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Anyway...
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But, honey, you need
a BFF like Ginger.
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Let me tell you,
they're not easy to find.
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Got to slumber through
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a lot of parties
to meet your Ginger.
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She's right;
I had plenty of
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false starts before I met Ken.
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Who's Ken?
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His adult albino friend
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who does improvised hip-hop.
Mm-hmm.
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Yep. But Ken's also not real. Hey!
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I had an imaginary
friend.
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She used to steal
from me.
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All my makeup,
my lipsticks.
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Well, thanks for
the life advice, everybody.
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Food for thought,
ooh, yum.
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Full of it,
lots of thoughts.
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I'm worried
about Louise.
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What little girl doesn't
want a slumber party?
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Are you really
surprised, Lin?
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She's not
the most social kid.
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She still hasn't accepted
my friend request,
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and I know she's seen it.
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Ugh, drives me nuts.
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If Louise would just do
the things she hates,
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I know she'd love it.
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That sounds like nonsense.
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Nonsense or mom-sense?
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I think you might be
making too big a deal
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about this slumber
party thing, Lin.
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It is a big deal.
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It's a part
of growing up.
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Like getting braces or
throwing rocks at cars.
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You used to throw
rocks at cars? Yeah.
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Cars wouldn't even come down
my street after a while,
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'cause they knew
Linda would get 'em.
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Okay, somebody
give me a hand
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with the coffee table;
We got to move it.
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Finally, we're giving
this dump a makeover.
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I've been carrying these
swatches around for years!
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No, guess again.
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What... wait,
what's going on, Lin?
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Oh, who could that be?
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Maybe it's for
you, Louise.
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You better check.
Sure.
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Strange visitors
at a weird hour?
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Send your kid to the door! Go.
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I hope it's Matt Damon.
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I wrote him
over a year ago.
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Hi, Louise.
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Slumber party!
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No. No, no, no,
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no, no!
Ta-da!
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Louise, you're having your
very own surprise slumber party.
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Ha ha!
No!
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Bunch up, bunch up. Go.
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Don't let her through,
don't let her through.
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Get her, get her.
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Best friends forever!
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Get the door.
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Slumber party fashion show!
All right! All right!
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Slumber party fashion show!
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Come on, jump in any time, sweetie.
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Okay, she's still warming up.
Here we go.
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This is happening?
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Seriously, Dad.
I...
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Dad, is this real?
I think it could be fun.
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Oh, yeah. I'm gonna go finish, uh,
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something that's... Oh, you know what?
I'll do it for you and you just...
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No, no, you stay, it's your party.
...enjoy the fashion show.
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Got to go, have fun.
Uh-uh-uh, Louise, come on, uh-uh-uh.
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No, please, Dad! Come on...
Ooh, look at Harley
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in a classic pink
feather boa
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and one of my old nightshirts!
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Okay, next model. Go! I'll go!
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Gene, you just went.
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Give someone else a turn.
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I'll go.
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Ooh, rain poncho
and sunglasses.
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Forecast calls
for fabulous!
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That's it. I'm out.
Thank you!
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Oh, no, you're not!
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Stop it.
You're being very
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rude to your guests, Louise.
Am I, Mom?
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'Cause let me tell you
about my "guests."
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Fashion show...
That's Harley.
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Whoa, look at this
fluffy boa snake.
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I'm glad it's not a real snake.
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Could you image it?
It's fake; It's a boa.
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As in "Harley ever
shuts her mouth."
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Louise, what are your ten
favorite colors of dogs?
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Mine are red, brown spots,
black, white, orange spots,
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kind of brown, kind of black,
brown spots, black spots,
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red spots,
red stripes...
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And Jodi over there?
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She's so afraid
of germs,
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she's never sat
on a toilet seat.
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Or any seat!
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And then there's Abby.
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She likes to braid.
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Stop it!
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Stop braiding
my mops, Abby!
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But they look
so pretty.
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And finally, Jessica.
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Bland, boring Jessica.
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If she was a spice,
she'd be flour.
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If she were a book,
she'd be two books.
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Oh, yeah,
she is boring.
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Well, you know what?
By the end of the night,
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you're all gonna
be good buddies.
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Uh-huh!
She's Abby!
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She's got heels on!
Ow! Ow! My ankles!
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Lawsuit!
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Okay, okay,
you're okay.
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Come here, honey.
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Get up. Come on.
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There she is.
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She's dancin'.
Uh, excuse me.
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Mrs. Belcher,
I'm ready for bed.
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What? You're poopin'
out already?
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It's 8:15, Jessica.
What're you...?
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Huh? See? Well, that's my bedtime.
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What are your parents, farmers?
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No. Osteopaths.
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Osteopath? What's that?
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It's the-the study
of the-the body...
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Okay, that's nice.
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Okay.
Tina, put her in your room.
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Good night.
Okay.
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Well, guess I'm
gonna turn in, too.
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No!
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You're staying right here,
young lady.
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And you'll be glad you did
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when you hear what we're
Tie dye!
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Yeah!
No!
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Yes!
No!
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Yes!
Oh...
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that's an even
worse form of dying
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than actual dying!
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I would take
actual dying right now!
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Oh, so dramatic.
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No!
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My hand! Ow!
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Okay, great.
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Tying and dying.
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Hey, all right,
Little King Trashmouth
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found himself
a piece of pizza.
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Aw, wish he could
come to the party.
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He could take my place.
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Aw, that's sweet,
but no.
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Give me a shirt!
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I'm gonna make
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the psychedelic crop
top of my dreams!
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Gene, I only got
enough shirts
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for Louise and
the girls, honey.
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Hey, here's something
you can do:
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You be the
pesky brother!
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You're runnin' around,
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you're pullin' the little
girls' pigtails... On it!
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Don't you dare.
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Ow!
Sorry!
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Um, I don't even
want to do this.
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It's my job.
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I'm making it fun!
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How about me, Mom?
What's my angle?
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Well, Tina, you're
the older sister.
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You're over
all this stuff.
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You want to go to the mall
with your friends
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and beep each other
on your beepers.
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Beep-beep!
Cool.
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A sarcastic mall rat.
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As if.
That's it!
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You're gettin' it!
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Okay.
You're okay.
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No one knows.
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You'll deal with it
in the morning.
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Go to sleep.
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All right!
Harley, what you got?
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I made an orange
and yellow tie dye,
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because my cat is
orange and yellow.
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And my cat's
name is Popover.
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What's your cat's name?
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My cat's name is
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I Don't Have A Cat Stop Talking
To Me Right Now, Harley!
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Aw, so cute.
Where is it?
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Okay, now you girls
just sit tight.
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I'm gonna get these shirts
out of your way.
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Louise, stop it!
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Stay. Okay.
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Ah, better check on Jessica.
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Jessica?
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You asleep?
Aw, look at her.
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Snoozin' away.
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Sweet little,
boring little lump.
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Whoops, oh, my tie-dyes.
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Got to get these to the tub.
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I'm just gonna
make like a tree
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and go to my room.
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Can I braid
your hair now?
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Say yes!
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If you have stickers
I'll trade you,
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but my stickers
are really rare
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so one of mine equals
six of yours.
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Ugh... I need antibacterial soap
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and your mom only has
seashell-shaped soap.
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Ugh...
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These are really rare.
Please let me braid your hair.
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Oh, I could it
around the side.
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I could do it across the top.
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Stop it!
257
00:07:43,398 --> 00:07:44,530
Stop it! Stop it!
258
00:07:44,533 --> 00:07:45,834
It is time to turn
259
00:07:45,838 --> 00:07:49,540
this slumber party
into a going-away party.
260
00:07:49,549 --> 00:07:50,950
Going-away party?
That's awesome!
261
00:07:50,955 --> 00:07:53,190
Yeah,
it's really gonna be fun!
262
00:07:53,196 --> 00:07:54,496
Why are you
pinching my arm?
263
00:07:54,533 --> 00:07:56,501
Bob, are you at
a good stopping place?
264
00:07:56,506 --> 00:07:57,572
Can I come in...
265
00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,511
Oh, whew.
I know.
266
00:07:59,516 --> 00:08:00,948
Whew, don't tell
the little squeamish one
267
00:08:00,952 --> 00:08:02,720
you did that so close
to her shirt.
268
00:08:02,725 --> 00:08:04,092
I won't bring it up,
but if she asks,
269
00:08:04,096 --> 00:08:05,196
I'm not gonna
lie to her.
270
00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,800
Next activity!
271
00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:10,311
Make your cupcakes pretty,
everybody!
272
00:08:10,316 --> 00:08:11,883
And then we're gonna eat 'em up!
273
00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:12,855
Mrs. Belcher,
274
00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:14,526
could we turn
our heads to the side
275
00:08:14,530 --> 00:08:16,229
so we don't breathe
on each other's cupcakes?
276
00:08:16,234 --> 00:08:17,468
Uh... sure.
277
00:08:17,472 --> 00:08:18,705
Whatever you need, Jodi.
278
00:08:18,709 --> 00:08:21,144
Everyone, turn your
heads to the side.
279
00:08:21,150 --> 00:08:22,650
Ooh, okay, this is fun.
280
00:08:22,655 --> 00:08:25,157
We can't see what we're
doing so well, right?
281
00:08:25,163 --> 00:08:26,564
Ooh, mystery cupcakes!
282
00:08:26,602 --> 00:08:29,003
Germaphobe, huh?
Germs are all around us.
283
00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,643
They're in our scalp,
in our eyebrows,
284
00:08:30,648 --> 00:08:31,915
in our mucus membranes.
285
00:08:31,918 --> 00:08:33,751
Someday, a cleansing
rain will come.
286
00:08:33,757 --> 00:08:34,957
That's what I
keep telling myself.
287
00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,628
That's what I keep
telling myself.
288
00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:39,235
Oh, yeah, I'm looking
forward to that day, Jodi.
289
00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:40,509
I really am.
Yeah.
290
00:08:40,513 --> 00:08:42,079
So, uh... what are
you doing here?
291
00:08:42,083 --> 00:08:44,252
I mean, gosh, didn't
they tell you, Jodi?
292
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:45,558
Tell me what?
293
00:08:45,562 --> 00:08:47,630
- About my mom's...
- infection.
294
00:08:47,636 --> 00:08:49,135
She's got sewer palm.
295
00:08:49,139 --> 00:08:50,739
And strep thumb.
296
00:08:50,744 --> 00:08:52,873
Luckily, her whooping butt
is in remission.
297
00:08:52,884 --> 00:08:55,186
Oh!
? La la la la la la!
298
00:08:55,193 --> 00:08:56,593
I love sprinkles!
299
00:08:56,597 --> 00:08:58,364
Just let 'em sprinkle
through your fingers!
300
00:08:58,369 --> 00:08:59,436
Oh, no!
301
00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:01,607
Germs! Germs! Everywhere!
302
00:09:01,613 --> 00:09:03,547
Ah! Unclean! Unclean!
303
00:09:03,552 --> 00:09:05,785
Jodi, Jodi, stop it! Jodi, Jodi...
304
00:09:05,791 --> 00:09:07,125
Calm down.
Ah, don't touch me!
305
00:09:07,129 --> 00:09:08,963
Okay, oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Sewer palm!
306
00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:11,037
Sewer palm!
Ah, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
307
00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:12,008
Bobby!
308
00:09:12,011 --> 00:09:13,812
Mr. Belcher's
taking you home.
309
00:09:13,817 --> 00:09:15,985
Get her out.
Really? Okay.
310
00:09:15,991 --> 00:09:17,592
Uh, let's go, Jodi.
311
00:09:17,597 --> 00:09:19,197
Oh, God.
All right.
312
00:09:19,202 --> 00:09:20,736
One down.
313
00:09:20,773 --> 00:09:21,973
Hey, just 'cause Jodi
had a freak-out
314
00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:23,378
doesn't mean
the party's over.
315
00:09:23,382 --> 00:09:24,515
Who wants to
watch a movie?
316
00:09:24,518 --> 00:09:25,818
Me!
Ooh, I do!
317
00:09:27,595 --> 00:09:29,228
Two twins who live
in Cincinnati.
318
00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:31,468
Oh, they're gonna eat
chili on spaghetti!
319
00:09:31,474 --> 00:09:32,775
Sounds twin-teresting.
320
00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,680
Saddle up for round two.
321
00:09:34,718 --> 00:09:36,118
I know what
everyone's thinking.
322
00:09:36,122 --> 00:09:37,988
A girl went home.
Wouldn't it be perfect
323
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,796
if Tina took her place
in the slumber party?
324
00:09:39,801 --> 00:09:41,301
Thanks,
but no thanks.
325
00:09:41,305 --> 00:09:43,239
Tina, you can watch
the movie if you want.
326
00:09:43,244 --> 00:09:44,778
Oh, good.
327
00:09:47,459 --> 00:09:48,625
So how's school
this year?
328
00:09:48,663 --> 00:09:50,597
It's okay.
329
00:09:50,602 --> 00:09:51,635
The classes good?
330
00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:53,638
I have trouble with math.
331
00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:55,545
Yeah, I never
liked math.
332
00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,189
And I'm trying out
for field hockey.
333
00:09:59,195 --> 00:10:00,396
Say again.
334
00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:01,500
Trying out
for field hockey.
335
00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:02,809
I can't quite make out
336
00:10:02,840 --> 00:10:04,274
what you're saying, Jodi.
It's okay.
337
00:10:04,279 --> 00:10:06,914
And that's the same actress
playing both twins.
338
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,388
They do it
with a mirror.
339
00:10:08,392 --> 00:10:09,958
It's controversial
'cause it takes jobs away
340
00:10:09,962 --> 00:10:11,696
from other actresses
who look like that actress.
341
00:10:11,701 --> 00:10:12,935
Please stop
talking!
342
00:10:12,939 --> 00:10:14,606
You're ruining
the shopping montage!
343
00:10:14,611 --> 00:10:16,011
Sorry about my brother.
344
00:10:16,015 --> 00:10:18,417
He gets a little sensitive
when twins come up.
345
00:10:18,423 --> 00:10:19,557
Oh, why?
346
00:10:19,561 --> 00:10:21,094
Gene has a twin.
George.
347
00:10:21,098 --> 00:10:23,166
He lives in the basement.
In... in the basement?
348
00:10:23,172 --> 00:10:24,638
You'll probably
see George later.
349
00:10:24,642 --> 00:10:26,109
Mom lets him
out at night
350
00:10:26,114 --> 00:10:28,282
so he can air out
his hump, and his stump.
351
00:10:28,321 --> 00:10:30,723
Uh, I don't know
if I want to meet him.
352
00:10:30,729 --> 00:10:32,429
Oh, of course you do!
353
00:10:32,434 --> 00:10:35,103
But when he's up here,
just don't blink.
354
00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,077
Huh? If you blink, he goes crazy.
355
00:10:37,082 --> 00:10:39,250
Ooh. Also, he speaks in farts.
356
00:10:39,256 --> 00:10:41,390
Uh, what? And even if you
think farts are funny...
357
00:10:41,396 --> 00:10:42,429
'cause they are...
358
00:10:42,432 --> 00:10:44,033
just please do not laugh. Okay.
359
00:10:44,038 --> 00:10:45,405
'Cause I laughed once... Yeah?
360
00:10:45,409 --> 00:10:47,644
...and he bit off
a piece of my butt.
361
00:10:47,650 --> 00:10:49,551
What? That doesn't...
That's why I'm sitting like this.
362
00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:52,057
'Cause I don't have two
butt cheeks to sit on.
363
00:10:52,064 --> 00:10:54,799
Is that why you dance weird
in dance class?
364
00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:56,706
Shut up, Harley.
365
00:10:57,715 --> 00:10:59,449
What's that noise?
366
00:10:59,453 --> 00:11:01,020
Oh, no.
367
00:11:01,025 --> 00:11:02,459
What are you up to, El Diablo?
368
00:11:02,463 --> 00:11:03,930
You get away from there.
369
00:11:03,934 --> 00:11:05,702
Oh, my God, the king's
under attack!
370
00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,173
It's a rac-coup d'etat!
371
00:11:07,212 --> 00:11:09,246
Ha, hey, you girls
still having fun, right?
372
00:11:09,251 --> 00:11:11,285
I'll be right back.
Got to go deal with something.
373
00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:13,258
It's not a wild animal,
so everyone's okay.
374
00:11:14,501 --> 00:11:16,435
Oh, Mom's probably going
down to turn George loose.
375
00:11:16,441 --> 00:11:18,075
No, I-I don't want
to meet George!
376
00:11:18,079 --> 00:11:19,880
Just don't look him
in the eye,
377
00:11:19,885 --> 00:11:21,485
and you don't blink
and don't laugh.
378
00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:23,403
But I don't want
to have my bum bit.
379
00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:25,230
Oh! You just blinked. You need
to practice not blinking.
380
00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:26,536
I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
381
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,207
What's... what's
going on in here?
382
00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:30,300
I-I want to go home.
Take me home!
383
00:11:30,318 --> 00:11:32,553
Wait? Why? Okay, um...
are-are you sure?
384
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:35,728
I-I just got back
from taking Jodi home, so...
385
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:36,936
I'm sure, I'm sure!
386
00:11:36,939 --> 00:11:38,272
Well, she seems
pretty sure, Dad.
387
00:11:38,276 --> 00:11:39,877
Does anyone else
want to go home?
388
00:11:39,882 --> 00:11:41,183
Tell me now.
389
00:11:41,187 --> 00:11:42,854
Um, are you gonna let
me braid your hair?
390
00:11:42,859 --> 00:11:44,126
Not a chance.
391
00:11:44,130 --> 00:11:46,163
I'll come, too.
And... we're done.
392
00:11:46,168 --> 00:11:47,736
Okay, if anyone needs me
for anything,
393
00:11:47,741 --> 00:11:50,843
I'll be in my room forgetting
tonight ever happened.
394
00:11:50,851 --> 00:11:52,818
Good-bye forever!
395
00:11:52,823 --> 00:11:53,857
Thank you, family!
396
00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:55,326
It was a nice try!
397
00:11:55,365 --> 00:11:57,299
Wait, what about the girl
who went to bed early?
398
00:11:57,304 --> 00:11:59,372
Right. Jessica.
399
00:11:59,378 --> 00:12:01,645
All right, Snorey Feldman,
400
00:12:01,651 --> 00:12:03,318
up and at 'em!
401
00:12:04,459 --> 00:12:06,627
Huh? A walkie-talkie?
402
00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,500
Hello? Jessica?
403
00:12:07,503 --> 00:12:09,037
Uh, yup. What's up?
404
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,075
Okay, I'll say it
walkie-talkie style.
405
00:12:11,081 --> 00:12:13,983
The slumber party
is over and out!
406
00:12:13,991 --> 00:12:15,892
Oh, no, I'm not leaving.
407
00:12:15,897 --> 00:12:17,497
Excuse me?
408
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,969
Yeah, you're not getting rid
of me like the other girls.
409
00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:21,176
Uh, ten-40.
410
00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,448
Love you, kisses.
411
00:12:22,452 --> 00:12:24,419
What? No! No kisses! Jessica!
412
00:12:24,424 --> 00:12:26,392
Oh, it is on like flan.
413
00:12:26,397 --> 00:12:27,864
Do you eat flan, Jessica?
414
00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:29,102
Because I've never had it!
415
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:30,138
Louise?
416
00:12:30,142 --> 00:12:31,416
Am I taking Jessica home?
417
00:12:31,447 --> 00:12:32,814
Take the others home, Dad.
418
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:35,052
I think Jessica wants
to stay and play a while.
419
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:37,693
So that means I'll still need
to take her home later?
420
00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,500
Oh, yes, Father.
421
00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:40,670
Great.
422
00:12:42,412 --> 00:12:44,681
Okay, Jessica.
What's your problem?
423
00:12:44,687 --> 00:12:46,187
Why the drama
with the walkie-talkie?
424
00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:47,225
Where is it?
425
00:12:47,228 --> 00:12:48,629
Where is what?
426
00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:50,367
You know what.
I know you're messing with me
427
00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:52,106
because that's what you did
with everybody else.
428
00:12:52,111 --> 00:12:54,045
I would love to mess
with you, Jessica.
429
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:56,619
Unfortunately, I don't know
what you're talking about.
430
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:59,026
Wait, you seriously don't know
what I'm talking about?
431
00:12:59,033 --> 00:13:00,868
No, but now I kind
of want to know.
432
00:13:00,873 --> 00:13:03,040
Well, I can't leave until I find
what I'm looking for.
433
00:13:03,046 --> 00:13:07,049
So let's just play it cool and
respect each other's situations.
434
00:13:07,092 --> 00:13:09,661
Uh, okay, I'll respect
your situation.
435
00:13:09,667 --> 00:13:11,935
Right here in...
436
00:13:11,975 --> 00:13:13,843
the closet! Gah!
437
00:13:13,848 --> 00:13:15,147
Wait a second.
438
00:13:15,151 --> 00:13:17,085
These walkie-talkies were
in my bedroom.
439
00:13:17,090 --> 00:13:18,190
Oh, yeah, your bedroom.
440
00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:19,194
It's nice in there.
441
00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,965
You picked my lock?
442
00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:22,203
It practically picked itself.
443
00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,476
You pick yourself!
You pick your nose!
444
00:13:25,484 --> 00:13:26,817
You pick your butt!
You pick your nose
445
00:13:26,821 --> 00:13:28,655
because you think
your face is a butt!
446
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,328
And you should think that!
447
00:13:31,704 --> 00:13:33,605
Gene, Tina,
where is everybody?
448
00:13:33,610 --> 00:13:35,377
Bob, I need you
in the bedroom.
449
00:13:35,382 --> 00:13:36,616
What's wrong with your hair?
450
00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,587
What's right with it.
Abby braided it.
451
00:13:38,592 --> 00:13:40,526
Kids, how's the party?
Is everyone having fun?
452
00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:41,965
They're about to get to the part
453
00:13:41,969 --> 00:13:44,070
where the mayor renames
the city "Twincinnati."
454
00:13:44,076 --> 00:13:45,344
The plot's got
some holes.
455
00:13:45,348 --> 00:13:47,482
But also a whole
lot of heart.
456
00:13:47,521 --> 00:13:49,522
All right!
Uh, keep slumber partying!
457
00:13:49,528 --> 00:13:51,428
Good pun, Tina. Come on. Thank you.
458
00:13:51,467 --> 00:13:52,900
Ow!
Shut the door!
459
00:13:52,904 --> 00:13:53,903
What's going on?
460
00:13:53,907 --> 00:13:55,408
Ginger, I know,
I'm about to tell him.
461
00:13:55,412 --> 00:13:57,246
Yeah, no, he's got
his hair braided.
462
00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:58,485
Pretty good,
it looks pretty good.
463
00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,955
Lin!
I got to go.
464
00:13:59,959 --> 00:14:01,294
Bobby, stay calm.
465
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,965
We are harboring
a royal fugitive.
466
00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,840
What?
467
00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:08,217
Oh, my God, Lin!
468
00:14:08,221 --> 00:14:09,320
There's a raccoon!
469
00:14:09,323 --> 00:14:10,690
It's Little King Trashmouth.
470
00:14:10,694 --> 00:14:11,893
He's chewing
on my good sock.
471
00:14:11,897 --> 00:14:13,599
Yeah, He found
it under there
472
00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:15,204
and he rubbed his
scent glands on it
473
00:14:15,208 --> 00:14:17,376
on it and now it's
his baby... aw!
474
00:14:17,382 --> 00:14:18,782
Lin, why is he here?!
475
00:14:18,787 --> 00:14:20,755
'Cause El Diablo
attacked him tonight.
476
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,494
So I lured him in
with some cold cuts.
477
00:14:22,499 --> 00:14:23,566
He needs our help.
478
00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:25,069
Okay, this is nuts, Lin!
479
00:14:25,074 --> 00:14:26,340
Oh, he sounds anxious.
480
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:27,410
Get him some wine.
481
00:14:27,414 --> 00:14:28,547
"Get him some wine"?
482
00:14:28,550 --> 00:14:29,550
He likes red.
483
00:14:29,554 --> 00:14:30,755
A little too much.
484
00:14:30,791 --> 00:14:32,592
Listen, We have an intruder
485
00:14:32,597 --> 00:14:34,498
on the loose in this apartment.
486
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,409
Wait, is the intruder
Jessica?
487
00:14:37,446 --> 00:14:38,787
Yeah.
488
00:14:38,817 --> 00:14:40,418
Here's what we know... by day,
489
00:14:40,423 --> 00:14:42,123
Jessica is red-headed wallpaper.
490
00:14:42,128 --> 00:14:44,095
By night,
apparently she's a master
491
00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,136
of sneaking around our house
and looking for God knows what.
492
00:14:47,144 --> 00:14:49,445
I say we help her find
her purpose in life.
493
00:14:49,451 --> 00:14:50,584
A brand consultant!
494
00:14:50,588 --> 00:14:53,190
Huh, I can see that.
495
00:14:53,197 --> 00:14:54,264
No, hitting the bricks!
496
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,500
Lin, I don't want a raccoon
497
00:14:55,504 --> 00:14:56,637
in our room.
498
00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:58,274
I know. I mean,
I don't agree,
499
00:14:58,279 --> 00:14:59,779
but I understand.
500
00:14:59,783 --> 00:15:01,885
More importantly, we need
to take care of this fast
501
00:15:01,891 --> 00:15:03,958
so I can get this
slumber party back on track.
502
00:15:03,964 --> 00:15:06,699
There is no slumber party;
I drove the slumber party home.
503
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,807
There's still one
girl here, I think.
504
00:15:08,813 --> 00:15:11,215
I know what
we can do. What?
505
00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:12,421
We could trap El Diablo.
506
00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:14,292
With him gone,
the king can return.
507
00:15:14,297 --> 00:15:15,463
That's ridic... Whoa!
508
00:15:15,467 --> 00:15:16,834
He just looked right
into my eyes.
509
00:15:16,838 --> 00:15:17,805
See?
510
00:15:17,808 --> 00:15:19,575
Oh, my God,
he just raised his paw.
511
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,048
I think he just gave me
the double guns.
512
00:15:21,052 --> 00:15:22,885
We could hire Teddy
to help us.
513
00:15:22,890 --> 00:15:24,691
He has a live animal
trap from the time
514
00:15:24,696 --> 00:15:26,597
he thought a squirrel
was stealing his mail.
515
00:15:26,603 --> 00:15:27,636
Sure, that...
516
00:15:27,639 --> 00:15:28,773
Hey, buddy.
How you doing?
517
00:15:28,777 --> 00:15:29,954
Let's put a hat on him.
518
00:15:29,980 --> 00:15:31,480
All right!
You hear that, El Diablo?
519
00:15:31,485 --> 00:15:32,618
We're coming for you.
520
00:15:32,654 --> 00:15:33,788
All right, let's
just keep this
521
00:15:33,792 --> 00:15:35,026
a secret from
the kids, right?
522
00:15:35,030 --> 00:15:36,297
We don't want them
coming in here
523
00:15:36,300 --> 00:15:37,100
and getting bitten.
524
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,804
Aw, babies getting rabies.
525
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,202
Why don't we tell Mom
and Dad about Jessica?
526
00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:50,641
They could make
her come out.
527
00:15:50,646 --> 00:15:51,913
Oh, no. She's mine.
528
00:15:51,916 --> 00:15:53,116
Mom is not gonna have
anything more
529
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,421
to do with this slumber party.
530
00:15:54,425 --> 00:15:56,059
You hear that, Jessica?
531
00:15:56,064 --> 00:15:58,631
Or should I say Jessi-can't
find what she's looking for?
532
00:15:58,637 --> 00:15:59,704
Yeah, I hear you.
533
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,775
But all it sounds like is this.
534
00:16:02,049 --> 00:16:03,048
You know what Jessica?
535
00:16:03,051 --> 00:16:04,251
Why do you even want
536
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,956
to stick around here,
sweet baby?
537
00:16:05,961 --> 00:16:07,962
This slumber party's not
good enough for you.
538
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,968
Yeah, the hors d'oeuvres
were blah.
539
00:16:09,974 --> 00:16:12,175
And Louise's family
kind of smells.
540
00:16:12,181 --> 00:16:14,048
Just tell me what
you're looking for
541
00:16:14,053 --> 00:16:15,854
and I'll help you find it
so you'll leave my house.
542
00:16:15,859 --> 00:16:17,960
I can't. And I can't
tell you why I can't.
543
00:16:17,966 --> 00:16:19,899
Oh, and also I won't.
544
00:16:19,938 --> 00:16:21,872
Don't be boring
and mysterious, Jessica.
545
00:16:21,878 --> 00:16:23,346
You can't have it both ways!
546
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:25,351
- Got to go. Click.
- She hung up.
547
00:16:25,356 --> 00:16:26,656
She didn't hang up.
548
00:16:26,660 --> 00:16:28,127
Louise, look!
549
00:16:29,101 --> 00:16:30,802
Louise, you should say,
550
00:16:30,807 --> 00:16:32,441
"I'll take what's behind
curtain number one."
551
00:16:32,445 --> 00:16:35,113
Because she's there
behind the curtain.
552
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,454
Jessica, it's curtains for you.
553
00:16:37,461 --> 00:16:39,129
Oh! That's better.
554
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:43,771
Who could be hidden
behind a little curtain?
555
00:16:43,778 --> 00:16:45,245
I wonder.
556
00:16:45,249 --> 00:16:47,316
It could be Dad.
He has dainty feet.
557
00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,090
And Dad likes to hide
from us sometimes.
558
00:16:49,128 --> 00:16:50,862
Okay, it's me. Happy now?
559
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:52,401
I'll be happy when you leave.
560
00:16:52,405 --> 00:16:54,039
I'll leave when
I find my thing.
561
00:16:54,077 --> 00:16:55,978
Until then,
slumber party on.
562
00:16:55,983 --> 00:16:57,450
All right,
you want a slumber party?
563
00:16:57,454 --> 00:17:01,056
Well, then say pillow
to my little friend!
564
00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,466
Whoa. Pillow fight.
565
00:17:02,470 --> 00:17:04,538
It's about to go down.
566
00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:05,643
Goose down.
567
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:11,060
I know you're close, Jessica.
568
00:17:11,065 --> 00:17:13,699
I can hear
your boring breathing.
569
00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:21,223
Oh, Tina?
Yes?
570
00:17:21,230 --> 00:17:24,032
Gene, is this your first time
as a human shield?
571
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:26,640
Yeah. It's my third time.
You're doing great.
572
00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,315
Thank you.
573
00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,926
Oh!
574
00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:33,364
I'm gonna knock you
out the door!
575
00:17:33,368 --> 00:17:35,002
Gene, get me
the memory foam pillows
576
00:17:35,007 --> 00:17:36,241
from Mom and Dad's room.
577
00:17:36,244 --> 00:17:38,278
Fat Man and Little Boy?
On it!
578
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:40,385
I came as quickly as I could.
579
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:41,254
Is it true?
580
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:42,861
Was the king deposed?
Yup.
581
00:17:42,865 --> 00:17:44,232
There's the bastard now.
582
00:17:44,236 --> 00:17:46,004
Yeah, look at him. El Diablo.
583
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,509
When did you both become
crazy raccoon people?
584
00:17:48,516 --> 00:17:50,617
Linda's been telling me stories
about these little guys.
585
00:17:50,623 --> 00:17:52,891
It's like I'm part of
their magical world. Mm-hmm.
586
00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,165
Well, let's set up the trap
and get this over with.
587
00:17:55,171 --> 00:17:56,177
What are we gonna bait it with?
588
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,441
Huh?
The bait.
589
00:17:57,445 --> 00:17:58,778
Bobby, you can make
him a burger.
590
00:17:58,782 --> 00:17:59,949
Burger, yeah!
591
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,254
He won't be able to resist.
Right.
592
00:18:01,258 --> 00:18:02,758
Ugh, guys, I don't
want to make
593
00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:03,929
a burger for a raccoon.
594
00:18:03,933 --> 00:18:05,233
Please, Bobby?
595
00:18:05,236 --> 00:18:07,103
You can even name it
like you like to do.
596
00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:09,544
You call it
a Medium Snare burger.
597
00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,386
Right?
Hmm.
598
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:12,622
No, wait.
The Cage-in burger.
599
00:18:12,626 --> 00:18:13,560
Oh.
Get it?
600
00:18:13,563 --> 00:18:15,030
Because he's gonna be
in a cage?
601
00:18:15,034 --> 00:18:16,401
Fine, I'll do it.
602
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:17,440
But I'm not naming it.
603
00:18:17,443 --> 00:18:18,876
Oh, good, all right, yay.
604
00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:19,980
Bobby, thank you!
605
00:18:19,984 --> 00:18:22,085
Medium Snare burger.
Right, Bob?
606
00:18:22,090 --> 00:18:23,323
That wasn't so hard.
607
00:18:23,327 --> 00:18:24,860
Bob makes it
sound so hard.
608
00:18:25,568 --> 00:18:26,801
Having fun...
609
00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:28,106
Jessica?
610
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:29,676
Oh, yeah!
611
00:18:30,498 --> 00:18:31,683
Tons!
612
00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:32,821
Thanks for...
613
00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:33,890
inviting me!
614
00:18:36,435 --> 00:18:38,402
Raccoon!
Raccoon in the tub! Aah!
615
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:39,818
What the... Aah! Aah!
616
00:18:39,846 --> 00:18:41,280
Give it! Give it!
617
00:18:41,284 --> 00:18:43,652
Um, I'm no park ranger,
but if a weird raccoon
618
00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,760
is holding something,
let him keep it.
619
00:18:45,765 --> 00:18:46,865
Wha...! Raccoon!
620
00:18:46,869 --> 00:18:50,038
Raccoon in the tub!
Code orange! Code orange!
621
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,580
Give it! Give it!
622
00:18:51,584 --> 00:18:53,050
Aah!
623
00:18:53,055 --> 00:18:54,455
Give me that!
What is it?
624
00:18:54,459 --> 00:18:55,693
Pajama bottoms?
625
00:18:55,697 --> 00:18:57,531
And they're wet...
with pee?
626
00:18:57,536 --> 00:18:58,769
Are you a bed wetter?
627
00:18:58,773 --> 00:19:00,241
Is that what
this is all about?
628
00:19:00,245 --> 00:19:01,712
It's not pee!
629
00:19:01,716 --> 00:19:03,917
If it is, that raccoon really
likes your pee, Jessica.
630
00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:04,956
What's your secret?
631
00:19:04,992 --> 00:19:06,427
No! It wasn't me!
632
00:19:06,432 --> 00:19:07,665
Your... mom came in here
633
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,035
and she peed all over the place!
634
00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:10,073
I saw it!
635
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:11,844
Mmm, that does sound like Mom.
636
00:19:11,882 --> 00:19:12,681
Aah!
637
00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:14,119
Whoa!
638
00:19:14,123 --> 00:19:15,356
Whatever your pee is selling,
639
00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,627
that raccoon is buying.
640
00:19:16,631 --> 00:19:18,766
Great, everybody
have a big laugh.
641
00:19:18,771 --> 00:19:20,238
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
642
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:21,609
Do you think this
is gonna work?
643
00:19:21,613 --> 00:19:23,848
Have faith in your burger,
Bobby. Look.
644
00:19:23,888 --> 00:19:25,087
He's going for it.
645
00:19:25,091 --> 00:19:27,178
Oops, I spoke too soon.
646
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,330
What if he doesn't
like your burger?
647
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,534
That would be
really embarrassing.
648
00:19:29,538 --> 00:19:30,638
Shh. Of course he's
gonna like it.
649
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:31,741
Not necessarily.
Look at him.
650
00:19:31,745 --> 00:19:32,979
Sniffing around.
He does not like
651
00:19:32,982 --> 00:19:34,149
what he smells, Bobby.
652
00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:35,486
I'm not arguing this
with you, Teddy.
653
00:19:35,490 --> 00:19:36,891
You didn't cook it well enough.
654
00:19:36,895 --> 00:19:38,362
You didn't cook it well enough.
655
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:39,499
Should've put some
ketchup on...
656
00:19:39,503 --> 00:19:41,003
Nope, he's eating it.
657
00:19:41,007 --> 00:19:42,474
Going home, huh, Jessica?
658
00:19:42,479 --> 00:19:44,380
Yup, just waiting
for your dad
659
00:19:44,385 --> 00:19:45,719
to come back so
he can drive me.
660
00:19:45,723 --> 00:19:47,824
Good.
You really cut into my night.
661
00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:49,364
So, I guess
you're gonna tell
662
00:19:49,368 --> 00:19:50,768
everyone at school
about this, right?
663
00:19:50,772 --> 00:19:52,073
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
664
00:19:52,077 --> 00:19:53,443
I'm no narc.
Oh.
665
00:19:53,447 --> 00:19:54,848
Make fun of you
for wetting the bed?
666
00:19:54,852 --> 00:19:57,186
What is this, the '90s?
Come on.
667
00:19:57,193 --> 00:19:58,793
You got a good system,
though, huh?
668
00:19:58,797 --> 00:20:00,464
Bring plastic bags,
go to bed early,
669
00:20:00,469 --> 00:20:02,037
then get up first
and dispose of the evidence?
670
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:04,475
Yup. So why go to
slumber parties at all?
671
00:20:04,482 --> 00:20:06,918
My mom makes me.
She's out of control.
672
00:20:06,924 --> 00:20:08,624
Well, I wouldn't know
anything about that.
673
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:10,897
Psych, my mom's crazy, too.
Oh.
674
00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:13,237
Hey, you're pretty good
with a pillow by the way.
675
00:20:13,244 --> 00:20:14,610
Thanks.
Self-taught.
676
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,382
So, do you get a lot
of raccoons in here?
677
00:20:16,387 --> 00:20:18,121
Why, you jealous?
Yeah, a little bit.
678
00:20:18,126 --> 00:20:19,726
Hey, what are you two
still doing up?
679
00:20:19,730 --> 00:20:22,772
Oh, do you want
a ride home now, Jessica?
680
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,342
Okay, I guess it's time.
681
00:20:24,346 --> 00:20:25,346
What?
682
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:26,350
It's a slumber party.
683
00:20:26,353 --> 00:20:28,087
Why would she go home?
684
00:20:28,092 --> 00:20:29,424
Whoa, wait a second.
685
00:20:29,428 --> 00:20:30,528
You two are having
a good time.
686
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:32,399
Ugh, Mom, stop!
687
00:20:32,438 --> 00:20:35,007
Aw, my little BFFs.
688
00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:35,845
Shush!
689
00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:37,149
See, I knew you'd like it.
690
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:38,869
It all worked out the way
I thought it would.
691
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,326
Tomorrow we're going
clothes shopping.
692
00:20:40,330 --> 00:20:42,064
No!
Yeah.
693
00:20:42,069 --> 00:20:43,802
No.
Yeah.
694
00:20:43,807 --> 00:20:45,874
Here he goes.
He's almost out.
695
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:48,049
Go, Bobby, go!
Aw, sorry, King.
696
00:20:48,055 --> 00:20:49,855
Great broom work, Dad.
Yeah!
697
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:51,594
If I was a raccoon,
I'd leave.
698
00:20:51,599 --> 00:20:55,169
He's out.
Now we can all go to bed.
699
00:20:55,178 --> 00:20:56,445
Psst! King!
700
00:20:56,448 --> 00:20:58,449
Drink responsibly.
701
00:20:58,455 --> 00:20:59,936
Okay, good night.
702
00:20:59,986 --> 00:21:04,536
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