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Dad, why are you massaging
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the turkey now?
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Maybe it's tense.
I'll make it some tea.
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I'm doing
a three-day salt rub.
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I call it Father
of the Brine. Huh?
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Ha!
Thank you.
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It's special since
we're having Teddy, Mort...
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...and
your Aunt Gayle over.
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I don't see why Gayle
and her cats have
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to stay with us all week.
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She had to vacate her place
because of the fire, Bob.
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She put her dental dams
in the dryer.
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What are dental dams?
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Nothing.
Forget it.
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Don't say it at school.
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Didn't she used
to only have one cat?
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Ah, she adopted one
last week.
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And then she found one
on her way over here.
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She's a cat magnet.
Oh, it was so sad.
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He was just sitting...
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on someone's porch,
poor little guy.
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Just sittin' there.
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Just sitting there in the sun.
Aah.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, cat hair.
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Take one of the allergy
pills I got you!
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Well, Dad, I hope
you're not allergic
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to melody and rhythm
and sexy lyrics,
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'cause our guests are gonna
love my Thanksgiving song!
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Ugh.
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Every year,
I try and tell you guys
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that no one really sings
Thanksgiving songs.
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You bite your tongue!
Think about it.
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Why aren't there any
Thanksgiving carols?
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I'm gonna write a classic
and make a million dollars!
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And then I'm
gonna buy a car!
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I believe in you, Gene.
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I'll be in your...
? Song...!
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Great, but you don't
get any of the profits,
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and I'm going to
be very critical.
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Ha! I love it!
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Welp, good luck with your song.
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And don't be offended
if everyone's talking
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about how great my turkey is
while you're trying to sing.
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Sounds like someone's
afraid of being upstaged.
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You are.
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You are.
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Oh, God.
Get out of here!
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Bob, stop hitting my cats!
And God bless you.
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I'm not hitting them!
I'm petting their rear legs.
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Mom?
Whoa!
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I need your opinion
on something.
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Ooh, I love it!
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Braveheart meets Coco Chanel!
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I need to decide
which color I'm wearing
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when I sit at the adults' table
on Thursday.
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No, no lipstick,
Tina.
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You're-you're
too young.
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And you're sitting
at the kids table
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like you always do
when we have guests.
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Yup, we sit on the floor
at the coffee table
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and put our vegetables
under the couch.
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You should look
under there.
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It's fascinating now!
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But I bought pantyhose!
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And I've been working
on Tina's talking points.
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How's this one?
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"In this economy?"
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Oh, provocative!
That's it. I...
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You know, I'm in charge
of Thanksgiving.
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Gene, Linda,
no song.
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What?!
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Tina,
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no adults table.
Aw!
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Louise, whatever you're planning,
do not do it.
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I need some peace
and quiet.
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I want to focus
on the turkey.
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Everyone, just
go to bed.
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Bob, it's 6:30.
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I don't care!
Just go to bed!
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You love that turkey more
than you love us!
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That's right! I do!
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I love turkeys!
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Okay.
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Now go!
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What the...?
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Oh, my God! No!
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Lin! Lin! What? What happened?
What happened? Wha...?
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The turkey...
it's in the toilet!
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What are you talkin' about?
You had a bad dream.
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Go back to sleep.
This is not a dream. This is happening.
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Tina!
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There was something in the
toilet, and I sat on it.
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It was cold, and now I don't
know if I'll ever be able
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to go to the
bathroom again.
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Oh, my God,
the turkey's in the toilet!
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Get off of there!
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What the cuss word?!
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Who pooped that, and may
I apprentice with you?
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What is this,
a pee-pee party?
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You people are fun,
all going at once!
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- Oh, God. Oh. Aah! Aah!
- Ugh!
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Ugh!
Get it out of their litter box!
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Quick, Bob!
They're vegetarians!
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna
barf. I'm gonna b...
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Oh, my God,
what is happening?!
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Okay, so really?
No one is going to confess?
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Louise?
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It wasn't me!
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Louise?
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It wasn't!
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Fine. So, no one,
including Louise,
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wants to admit
that they did this?
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I'm giving you guys one more
chance to confess,
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and then I'm grounding everyone,
including your mom and Gayle.
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Bobby!
No, it's fine with me.
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I don't have any plans.
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Bobby, it wasn't us.
It was Louise. Come on.
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Or, uh, maybe Gene.
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How dare you?!
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I put food in the toilet
the way God intended.
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It had to be Louise.
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Unbelievable.
Does everyone think I did it?
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Well, then, I
must be guilty.
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That's how it
works, right?
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Yup. Perfect
system.
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Well, I have to go
get another turkey.
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Which means I can only do
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a two-day brine,
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which is not as good
as a three day-brine!
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But I'm not forgetting this.
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I will figure out who did it.
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Even though I'm pretty sure
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we all still think
it was Louise.
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Make sure you save
room at Thanksgiving
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for the words
you'll be eating!
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Wait. Are you gonna
throw that one out?
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Yes, Gene, it was soaking
in toilet water.
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And rolled
in cat feces.
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Oh, God, I'm gonna barf again.
No, no, no.
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Lin, please!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf!
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Ugh!
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Wait a second.
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You just got a
turkey yesterday.
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Yup.
Turkey number two, huh?
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Messed up the first one?
No, it's a long story.
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Not so easy to just step
into the kitchen, is it?
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No, actually,
I'm a professional cook.
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Yeah. You and
me both, right?
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Okay, don't mess
this one up.
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I-I didn't...
Next!
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I-I didn't mess it up!
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Turkey in the toilet?
That's crazy.
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It's not that crazy. I've seen
crazier things in a toilet.
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You wouldn't believe
what I've seen.
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I've seen a rat wearing a little hat.
What?
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Twice. Same rat,
different hat.
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I got a picture.
Hold on.
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Wait. Is this the toilet turkey?
No, I got a new one.
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What did you do
with the old one?
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What do you mean, what did
I do? I threw it out.
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You threw out
a perfectly good turkey?
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It wasn't perfectly good, Teddy.
It was in the toilet.
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Ugh.
Why does everyone want to eat food
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from the toilet
all of a sudden?
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Guys, I found
the picture!
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Rat in a hat.
Oh, my God. Hmm.
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Three days I waited
on a stakeout
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for that rat to come back,
and he looks at me...
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and he looks at me like,
"What are you lookin' at?"
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Come on, Mom,
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Gayle, focus!
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We've only got two days left
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to make a Thanksgiving song
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that will be passed down
for generations.
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And a one,
and a two.
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I don't know
about these lyrics.
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What?! Gayle,
you are a guest here.
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You will sing
what you are given.
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No, Gene,
Gayle's right.
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This song's kind of meh.
It needs a little gravy.
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That's it!
No one's done a song about gravy.
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Think about it.
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Hmm. Gravy. Rhymes with wavy,
oopsie daisy, Patrick Swayze.
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All right, I'm in!
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Anyone mind
if I turn on the news?
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Aah! I'm okay.
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You fell like a real lady.
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Thank you,
young man.
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Hello, hi.
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Hi.
Hi, Gayle. You look great.
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Louise,
look at you.
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Did you do your hair?
No.
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Love it.
Gene. Hi.
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What a nice shirt
you're wearing.
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Thank you.
Excellent.
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I just want to say
that I've calmed down
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from this morning, and
in the spirit of the holidays,
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whoever did this,
I am granting you a full pardon.
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Oh, I really thought
that would work.
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Seriously, who put the
turkey in the toilet?!
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Oh, Dad. If I may.
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I've taken the liberty of
drawing up a little chart here.
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Let's review our suspects.
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Tina. She'd stop at nothing
for some grownup stuffing.
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Did her table envy drive her
over the edge?
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No.
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Gene.
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He thinks
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there's only room
for one bird at this table.
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A song bird.
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Do-re-me?!
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Or was it Gayle?
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Dad went after her cats,
she went after his turkey.
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Classic revenge tale.
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Classic.
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Or maybe, maybe Linda.
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Oh, sweet Linda.
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A long-suffering wife stuck
in a bad marriage.
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Aw, poor thing!
Lin!
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What? I got caught up in
the story. She's good.
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And that leaves Louise,
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who had no motive at all.
Thank you. The end.
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Thank you.
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What an imagination
on this one, huh? Kids. Mmm.
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So, do you know
who did it?
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Oh. No. Uh-uh.
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Then what's the point
of all this?
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Hold on. I just had an idea.
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Was it you, Gayle?!
Huh? Confess!
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Damn it, Gayle!
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Or you?! Confess!
You're guilty as hell!
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Louise?
What? Stop.
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Why?
This isn't working.
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I guess I'll just never trust
any of you again,
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forever, for as long as I live.
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Another great family meeting!
Good night, everyone!
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Good night!
Good night, Bob!
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Night, night!
Good night, Dad!
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Do you want my charts to take
into your room for review?
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No. Just go to bed then.
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No!
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Okay, fun's over!
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I want a name!
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Gene!
Oh, come on!
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You know I don't go
into the bathroom at night
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because of
the shower ghost.
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Ah, that's him!
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It's got to be Tina!
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Tina wouldn't do something
this immature.
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I accept your invitation to sit
at the adults' table.
252
00:08:21,510 --> 00:08:22,310
No, Tina.
253
00:08:22,314 --> 00:08:25,483
Maybe it was me!
Was it?
254
00:08:25,529 --> 00:08:27,497
No. I just started
to feel left out.
255
00:08:27,538 --> 00:08:30,440
I don't know, Gayle.
You are really... weird.
256
00:08:30,484 --> 00:08:31,952
That's true.
257
00:08:31,958 --> 00:08:33,358
Come on,
it wasn't Gayle.
258
00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:34,731
Is that a confession, Mom?
259
00:08:34,737 --> 00:08:36,571
What? That's crazy.
260
00:08:36,579 --> 00:08:39,314
Well, you aren't always the most
trustworthy person, Linda.
261
00:08:39,325 --> 00:08:41,393
What!? Me!?
Yes, you.
262
00:08:41,401 --> 00:08:43,035
That time you
changed the channel
263
00:08:43,042 --> 00:08:44,509
when I was out
of the room.
264
00:08:44,515 --> 00:08:45,715
What are you talking about?
265
00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:47,554
Oh, don't play innocent!
266
00:08:47,562 --> 00:08:49,764
It was Quantum Leap, and
I'll never know where he leapt!
267
00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,607
You know where he leapt.
268
00:08:51,647 --> 00:08:53,114
Flush!
Gene, stop!
269
00:08:53,121 --> 00:08:54,655
We need to get rid
of the body!
270
00:08:54,661 --> 00:08:56,395
What if someone sees?
Stop.
271
00:08:56,402 --> 00:08:58,470
Oh.
272
00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:02,015
Hi, uh, I need
two turkeys, please.
273
00:09:02,028 --> 00:09:04,429
Oh. You again.
Uh... yeah.
274
00:09:04,439 --> 00:09:07,108
Look, I think I know what's
going on here and, uh...
275
00:09:07,119 --> 00:09:08,853
I'm flattered, but
I'm in a relationship.
276
00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:11,928
What? Oh, no, no.
I'm not trying to... Hey, hey.
277
00:09:11,974 --> 00:09:14,075
Listen, Daddy, don't you
let one rejection keep you
278
00:09:14,083 --> 00:09:15,784
from getting out
there. You seem great.
279
00:09:15,824 --> 00:09:17,491
Okay, thanks.
280
00:09:17,498 --> 00:09:18,832
There's a whole group
of guys out there
281
00:09:18,838 --> 00:09:20,338
who don't care about
what guys look like.
282
00:09:20,345 --> 00:09:22,046
Uh... could I just
get my turkey, please?
283
00:09:22,053 --> 00:09:23,821
You know, I got a friend...
he's into Sloppy Bears.
284
00:09:23,861 --> 00:09:25,695
Wha-What's a Sloppy Bear?
285
00:09:25,703 --> 00:09:27,971
You know, you got the muffin
top, you got food on your shirt.
286
00:09:27,980 --> 00:09:30,448
God, I... I do. Let me set you up.
I'll tell you what.
287
00:09:30,492 --> 00:09:32,126
I'm gonna write down their
number on the receipt.
288
00:09:32,133 --> 00:09:33,566
You take it, and
you do what you want.
289
00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:34,939
No, no, no, I think
you have the wrong idea.
290
00:09:34,945 --> 00:09:36,412
I'm not interested
in a gay... yeah.
291
00:09:36,418 --> 00:09:38,286
Uh-huh, I know, you're
not interested.
292
00:09:38,293 --> 00:09:39,760
In a relationship.
That's cool. Here's the number.
293
00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,801
I'll talk to you later.
Get out of here!
294
00:09:43,048 --> 00:09:44,782
Bob! Who is it?
295
00:09:44,823 --> 00:09:45,690
It's me. Open up.
296
00:09:45,694 --> 00:09:47,061
Uh-uh.
Come on!
297
00:09:47,067 --> 00:09:48,501
No! Come on! No.
298
00:09:48,507 --> 00:09:49,874
I need to get
into the bedroom.
299
00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,581
My armpits need
a second coat of deodorant.
300
00:09:51,588 --> 00:09:53,188
I need to re-odorize.
I stink!
301
00:09:53,194 --> 00:09:55,329
Ugh. I don't know.
302
00:09:55,338 --> 00:09:56,738
Bobby, you're being crazy.
303
00:09:56,744 --> 00:09:58,078
Uh... fine,
but close your eyes.
304
00:09:58,117 --> 00:09:59,618
Bobby, what are you doing?
305
00:09:59,624 --> 00:10:01,124
Hey, I said, eyes closed.
306
00:10:01,131 --> 00:10:03,799
You know my eyes
don't completely close.
307
00:10:03,809 --> 00:10:05,944
I'm sorry,
but I can't trust anyone.
308
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,388
Oh, Bob, what's with
the two turkeys?
309
00:10:08,398 --> 00:10:09,831
Nothing!
Hey! You calm down!
310
00:10:09,837 --> 00:10:11,405
Now, come on, stop it.
311
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,445
Okay, I'll tell you,
but you can't tell anyone.
312
00:10:13,454 --> 00:10:15,255
Oh, I won't!
Who would I tell?
313
00:10:15,262 --> 00:10:16,929
Come on, it's me!
314
00:10:16,936 --> 00:10:19,938
Okay, one's a decoy turkey
for the upstairs fridge.
315
00:10:19,950 --> 00:10:23,052
The real turkey will be
downstairs in the walk-in.
316
00:10:23,064 --> 00:10:24,965
Ha, ha!
Bobby...
317
00:10:24,973 --> 00:10:26,507
It's a good plan, right?
318
00:10:26,513 --> 00:10:28,347
Yeah. Yeah, I thought of it.
319
00:10:28,355 --> 00:10:30,590
You, my smart guy.
Sometimes.
320
00:10:30,599 --> 00:10:33,267
Devious little turkey
roaster in the bedroom.
321
00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:35,245
Well, well, maybe a little bit.
322
00:10:35,253 --> 00:10:37,154
You want to mess around?
323
00:10:37,195 --> 00:10:40,931
What? I don't know, all these
turkeys... it makes me horny.
324
00:10:40,945 --> 00:10:43,013
Well, not, not right now,
Lin, no.
325
00:10:43,055 --> 00:10:44,456
You sure?
326
00:10:44,462 --> 00:10:45,462
Okay, maybe a little.
327
00:10:45,466 --> 00:10:46,666
That's my boy.
328
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:49,980
Ooh, ooh, I really
do need deodorant.
329
00:10:49,987 --> 00:10:51,454
Yeah, you really do.
Whew, I stink.
330
00:10:51,460 --> 00:10:53,595
Wow.
Put your face in it.
331
00:10:53,603 --> 00:10:55,537
No, I don't want... Come on, put
your face in it, put your face in it.
332
00:10:55,545 --> 00:10:57,279
I don't... no, I don't want to
go there. Put your face in it.
333
00:10:57,287 --> 00:10:58,807
It's coming at you.
All right, get out.
334
00:11:30,036 --> 00:11:32,337
Oh, no, Dad.
335
00:11:32,346 --> 00:11:35,114
No, no, no, no, no,
I fell asleep.
336
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,325
Sorry for your loss.
337
00:11:36,330 --> 00:11:38,165
No, Tina, I'm sorry
338
00:11:38,173 --> 00:11:40,808
for whoever thought
they could ruin Thanksgiving.
339
00:11:40,818 --> 00:11:42,719
Follow me to the walk-in.
340
00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,162
What?!
No!
341
00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:50,121
A turkey in every toilet.
342
00:11:50,128 --> 00:11:51,628
Only in America,
huh, guys?
343
00:11:52,557 --> 00:11:55,502
It was you, Lin, it's
been you all along.
344
00:11:55,547 --> 00:11:58,122
Say it.
No, Bobby, no, it wasn't me.
345
00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,160
You were the only one who knew
about the second turkey.
346
00:12:00,168 --> 00:12:01,201
It had to be you.
347
00:12:01,239 --> 00:12:02,573
I knew
about the second turkey.
348
00:12:02,612 --> 00:12:03,611
What?
Lin!
349
00:12:03,617 --> 00:12:05,351
You know I tell
Gayle everything, Bobby.
350
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,492
She's my sister.
351
00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:08,198
It's true,
I know everything,
352
00:12:08,205 --> 00:12:11,040
like that time you peed in the
theater during Jerry Maguire.
353
00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:12,451
I didn't want to
miss any of it!
354
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:14,024
Mom told me, too.
355
00:12:14,031 --> 00:12:16,433
About peeing during
Jerry Maguire or the turkey?
356
00:12:16,475 --> 00:12:17,709
Both.
Mom and I shop together.
357
00:12:17,715 --> 00:12:19,182
We don't have any secrets.
358
00:12:19,221 --> 00:12:20,722
So all three of you knew?
359
00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,663
Louise and I knew, too.
Mom's like a vault
360
00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:25,172
that's constantly open
and constantly talking.
361
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:28,083
Hey, I told you guys not
to tell anyone I told you.
362
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,363
Okay, Thanksgiving
is officially canceled.
363
00:12:30,406 --> 00:12:32,373
For everyone
or just for our family?
364
00:12:32,415 --> 00:12:33,748
Bob...
No, Lin, I've had it.
365
00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,622
Thanksgiving's ruined.
366
00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:38,097
There's no time to do the Father
of the Brine on a new turkey,
367
00:12:38,107 --> 00:12:40,242
plus I'm way
over the Thanksgiving budget.
368
00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:42,018
This is the worst
Thanksgiving ever.
369
00:12:42,025 --> 00:12:43,325
Okay, calm down.
370
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:44,598
No, I will not calm down!
371
00:12:45,943 --> 00:12:47,477
Hey, let's all forget
about Thanksgiving
372
00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:48,651
and move on
to Christmas.
373
00:12:48,656 --> 00:12:49,956
I'll go get
the decorations.
374
00:12:49,961 --> 00:12:51,862
No, you know what?
I take it back.
375
00:12:51,870 --> 00:12:54,505
I'm not canceling
Thanksgiving. Yay.
376
00:12:54,516 --> 00:12:56,750
Whoever's doing this,
I'm not going to let you win!
377
00:12:56,759 --> 00:12:58,360
Thanksgiving is back on!
378
00:12:58,400 --> 00:13:01,636
There will be a turkey,
a stupid saltless turkey.
379
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,016
You can put
a turkey in a toilet,
380
00:13:04,026 --> 00:13:06,160
but you can't put me
in a toilet!
381
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:07,435
It kind of sounds
like you want us
382
00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:09,509
to try to put you in a toilet.
383
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:12,185
No, Louise, I don't want
to be put in a toilet.
384
00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:13,597
Okay, but it sounded like that.
385
00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:14,970
It did sound
like that, Bob.
386
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,643
Let's try... one, two, three.
387
00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:19,589
Hey, you again, huh?
388
00:13:19,596 --> 00:13:21,431
Oh, hey, you again
389
00:13:21,472 --> 00:13:22,772
and me, yep.
390
00:13:22,777 --> 00:13:24,812
I-I just, uh,
I came for a, uh...
391
00:13:24,854 --> 00:13:26,488
I suppose you want
another "turkey."
392
00:13:26,528 --> 00:13:28,162
Yes, that's exactly
what I want... a turkey.
393
00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:29,368
I didn't come for anything el...
394
00:13:29,374 --> 00:13:32,009
Okay, fine, you
wore me down.
395
00:13:32,053 --> 00:13:33,220
Damn it.
Uh...
396
00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:34,925
Things are not going
great with Tony.
397
00:13:34,933 --> 00:13:36,868
Haven't been great with Tony
for a long time, you know?
398
00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:38,916
Tony's hot, but maybe it's
time for me to just settle.
399
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,252
Look... uh, no, no, no.
400
00:13:40,257 --> 00:13:41,757
Look at me, I'm nothing.
401
00:13:41,764 --> 00:13:43,532
You, you love Tony,
stay with Tony.
402
00:13:43,572 --> 00:13:46,374
I'm so sick of Tony
and his dancing.
403
00:13:46,418 --> 00:13:49,554
Oh, no, I d... I don't know Tony,
but I-I assume it's great.
404
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,234
It's not great with Tony. You
should definitely stay with Tony.
405
00:13:51,241 --> 00:13:52,374
No, no, no.
Yo, I'm taking my break!
406
00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:53,653
Oh, my God, we're doing this.
407
00:13:53,685 --> 00:13:55,519
No, we're not.
Hey, what do you want to do?
408
00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:57,094
I don't... nothing.
You want to go to the beach, huh?
409
00:13:57,100 --> 00:13:58,167
No, maybe...
wait, I'm straight.
410
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,539
I mean,
I'm mostly straight.
411
00:13:59,545 --> 00:14:00,712
Let's grab a coffee.
You should call Tony.
412
00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:01,917
No, let's just have sex!
413
00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,290
Ah, God, this
feels so great!
414
00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:05,329
I should just... sorry,
I got to go cook this.
415
00:14:05,338 --> 00:14:07,406
Also I'm married,
but if I wasn't...
416
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,814
Who am I kidding?
You're out of my league.
417
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,354
It would never work.
418
00:14:10,395 --> 00:14:11,928
What are you talking about?
I really got to go.
419
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,236
I'm gonna see you tomorrow.
Probably not.
420
00:14:14,245 --> 00:14:15,252
I'll call you.
421
00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:26,056
It's almost too obvious.
422
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:27,999
The table looks
beautiful, Linda.
423
00:14:28,007 --> 00:14:29,775
Whoa, candles shaped
like little pilgrims.
424
00:14:29,783 --> 00:14:31,117
Those can't be cheap.
425
00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:32,857
Yes, Linda, what
a lovely spread.
426
00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:34,598
Oh, interesting, Teddy,
looks like you're over here.
427
00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,846
Okay, where am I?
Tina,
428
00:14:36,882 --> 00:14:39,550
Teddy isn't sitting at the
kids' table, honey, no.
429
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:41,027
It's okay, Lin,
it'll be like I'm eating
430
00:14:41,034 --> 00:14:42,034
at a Japanese restaurant.
431
00:14:42,038 --> 00:14:43,539
I'll take my shoes off.
432
00:14:43,546 --> 00:14:45,046
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
433
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,520
Ha, I did it, I did it!
434
00:14:47,564 --> 00:14:48,664
What, Bob, what did you do?
435
00:14:48,669 --> 00:14:50,603
I cooked a turkey!
436
00:14:50,611 --> 00:14:52,078
Oh, wow.
437
00:14:52,084 --> 00:14:53,751
This guy's always
fishing for compliments.
438
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,025
Turkey's done.
439
00:14:55,031 --> 00:14:57,273
Okay, everyone sit...
Tina, not you.
440
00:14:57,308 --> 00:15:00,784
You thought you could stop me,
but you can't.
441
00:15:00,824 --> 00:15:02,925
Oh, hello,
everybody.
442
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:05,802
One of you must be
very unhappy to see this.
443
00:15:05,813 --> 00:15:07,414
Bob, you look terrible.
444
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:10,290
Yeah, because I was
up all night trying to stop
445
00:15:10,301 --> 00:15:11,841
a turkey murderer.
446
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,146
Okay, before I serve
the turkey...
447
00:15:14,152 --> 00:15:15,619
Wait, Tina, what are you doing?
448
00:15:15,625 --> 00:15:17,059
I'm standing
at the adults' table?
449
00:15:17,065 --> 00:15:18,865
Tina, go sit down
at the kids' table.
450
00:15:18,872 --> 00:15:21,207
Fine, I'll go check in
on the little ones.
451
00:15:21,217 --> 00:15:22,217
I'm great with them.
452
00:15:22,221 --> 00:15:23,989
So, as I was saying,
453
00:15:23,997 --> 00:15:26,565
to the terrorist who tried
to stop me from serving this,
454
00:15:26,575 --> 00:15:29,243
I want it on the record that
turkey was served on this day!
455
00:15:31,062 --> 00:15:35,766
But, but, before we do that,
I need to serve some justice
456
00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:38,752
because I know who put
the turkey in the toilet.
457
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,798
? Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun!
458
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,208
Oh, my God, she's got it,
she's got it. Peas and carrots...
459
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:45,885
At first I wondered, who
could be mad enough at Dad
460
00:15:45,930 --> 00:15:47,163
to do such a thing?
461
00:15:47,168 --> 00:15:48,802
I mean, sure, no one likes him.
462
00:15:48,843 --> 00:15:50,477
Louise.
And he smells.
463
00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:53,018
But then I realized that I was
looking at the wrong motive.
464
00:15:53,028 --> 00:15:54,963
The person who put
the turkeys in the toilet
465
00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:57,973
was actually angry at me!
466
00:15:57,985 --> 00:16:00,059
Oh, my God.
What are we doing?
467
00:16:00,094 --> 00:16:02,428
You see, this person knew
that I would be blamed
468
00:16:02,437 --> 00:16:05,506
and potentially punished
for this heinous crime.
469
00:16:05,518 --> 00:16:06,852
So, was it Mom?
470
00:16:06,858 --> 00:16:08,025
Don't think so.
471
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,363
Correct, it was not.
472
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,536
Was it Gayle?
473
00:16:10,575 --> 00:16:12,008
I don't know.
474
00:16:12,049 --> 00:16:13,082
No, it wasn't.
Oh.
475
00:16:13,086 --> 00:16:14,186
Which brings us
to Gene
476
00:16:14,225 --> 00:16:16,025
and Tina.
At first
477
00:16:16,067 --> 00:16:17,767
I actually believed
that Gene was too scared
478
00:16:17,774 --> 00:16:20,109
of the shower ghost to go
into the bathroom at night,
479
00:16:20,118 --> 00:16:21,919
and I believed Dad's theory
480
00:16:21,927 --> 00:16:24,128
that Tina was too mature
to do something like this.
481
00:16:24,137 --> 00:16:26,138
If she was acting alone.
482
00:16:26,146 --> 00:16:27,613
But what if...
483
00:16:28,556 --> 00:16:30,124
...they were
working together?!
484
00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,331
I knew it.
I can see it.
485
00:16:31,336 --> 00:16:33,304
That one's got
crazy eyes.
486
00:16:33,345 --> 00:16:35,112
Gene taking the turkey
out of the refrigerator
487
00:16:35,154 --> 00:16:38,623
each night and passing itto Tina, who dropped it in.
488
00:16:38,669 --> 00:16:41,171
Yes! They worked
together to frame me
489
00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:43,682
because I have been slowly
stealing their allowances
490
00:16:43,692 --> 00:16:44,926
over the last
five years.
491
00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:46,299
Wait, you have?
You have?
492
00:16:46,305 --> 00:16:48,439
Yes... wait, you guys
didn't know that?
493
00:16:48,447 --> 00:16:50,715
No. No.
Oh, never mind 'cause I haven't been.
494
00:16:50,724 --> 00:16:52,425
Oh, good.
495
00:16:52,432 --> 00:16:56,502
Okay, uh, and now, before
we eat... wait, no one eat...
496
00:16:56,518 --> 00:16:58,118
we... Teddy, drop it!
497
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,761
We would like to present
our Thanksgiving song.
498
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,142
No, Lin, it's time
to cut the tur...
499
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,314
Yay, all right.
500
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:05,694
Get over here, Gene,
hit it, come on.
501
00:17:05,726 --> 00:17:07,461
A one, two, three, four.
502
00:17:07,501 --> 00:17:08,901
? A ding, a ding
503
00:17:08,907 --> 00:17:10,208
? A-what's that sound?
504
00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:11,814
? It's the gravy boat
505
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:13,287
? A-comin' around
506
00:17:13,328 --> 00:17:14,528
? It's not a navy boat
507
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,200
? It's the
gravy boat ?
508
00:17:16,241 --> 00:17:17,374
? Filled with bravery
509
00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,347
? Savory sailor folk
510
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:21,856
? Sailors in your mouth
511
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:23,467
? Sailors in your mouth.
512
00:17:25,449 --> 00:17:26,716
Bobby?
513
00:17:26,721 --> 00:17:27,720
Hey, Bobby.
514
00:17:29,266 --> 00:17:30,266
Bobby?
515
00:17:30,271 --> 00:17:31,471
Huh?
Bob, come back.
516
00:17:31,476 --> 00:17:32,476
What are you...?
Dad?
517
00:17:32,515 --> 00:17:33,882
He's taking
the turkey.
518
00:17:33,921 --> 00:17:35,622
Huh, is this part
of the show?
519
00:17:35,629 --> 00:17:37,697
Are we supposed to grab something?
No, no, no.
520
00:17:37,705 --> 00:17:39,105
I'm getting the potatoes.
Wait for me, Bobby. No, n-n-n-no.
521
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,546
Wait for me, Bobby.
Aah!
522
00:17:42,712 --> 00:17:44,179
What the...?
523
00:17:44,185 --> 00:17:45,552
Dad's a sleepwalker?
524
00:17:45,558 --> 00:17:47,225
Not normally.
Should we wake him?
525
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,200
Never wake a sleepwalker;
They could get violent.
526
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:51,075
And whatever you do,
don't give him an ax.
527
00:17:51,083 --> 00:17:53,084
What, an ax? Why would
we give him an ax?
528
00:17:53,126 --> 00:17:55,160
Don't!
Let's give him an ax!
529
00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:57,837
Okay, Tina, do you have
to go pee-pee or poo-poo?
530
00:17:57,881 --> 00:17:59,882
Oh, my God, he thinks
the turkey's Tina.
531
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:01,324
Why does Dad think I'm a turkey?
532
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:02,430
Your cocky strut.
533
00:18:02,435 --> 00:18:04,402
I don't know, unless...
534
00:18:04,410 --> 00:18:08,614
He must be remembering
toilet-training you.
535
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,263
Potty.
Yeah, there it is...
536
00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:11,938
Tina's poo-poo potty.
537
00:18:11,945 --> 00:18:13,960
All right, who's
a big girl?
538
00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:17,028
He potty-trained
all you kids.
539
00:18:17,035 --> 00:18:18,235
I couldn't stomach it.
540
00:18:18,241 --> 00:18:19,574
The stinky babies.
541
00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:20,713
Just the
thought of it.
542
00:18:20,718 --> 00:18:22,419
My dad toilet-trained me.
543
00:18:22,427 --> 00:18:25,162
It was the worst seven years
of my life... seven to 14.
544
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,573
I like to think I
trained the toilet.
545
00:18:27,583 --> 00:18:29,150
It didn't teach
me anything.
546
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:30,725
Oh, stinky.
547
00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,765
Oh, it's kind
of sweet.
548
00:18:32,773 --> 00:18:34,207
Oh, my God, there
goes the stuffing.
549
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,781
Oh, God, oh, God.
550
00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:37,654
Wow, Tina, you really had to go.
551
00:18:37,662 --> 00:18:39,396
Aah, we're losing stuffing!
552
00:18:39,437 --> 00:18:40,904
Oh, it's nice.
553
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:42,944
You have to stop him
before he drops the turkey in.
554
00:18:42,987 --> 00:18:44,621
Okay. Aah!
No, don't wake him.
555
00:18:44,628 --> 00:18:46,729
Aah!
Ow, what-what's going on?
556
00:18:46,770 --> 00:18:49,405
No! Hold his arms and legs
so he can't attack.
557
00:18:49,449 --> 00:18:52,251
Give me some help here!
Ah, Dad, if you're still asleep,
558
00:18:52,296 --> 00:18:54,497
can I borrow a hundred bucks?
Can I get a neck tattoo?
559
00:18:54,539 --> 00:18:56,674
Let go of me!
It's for your own good!
560
00:18:56,716 --> 00:18:57,883
Aah!
561
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:58,888
What's happening?
562
00:18:58,892 --> 00:18:59,992
Who's fighting me?
563
00:18:59,997 --> 00:19:01,331
It's your friend!
564
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,871
No, no, no, no, no,
565
00:19:02,911 --> 00:19:04,011
bad kitties.
566
00:19:04,016 --> 00:19:05,516
It's the end of the world!
567
00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,724
Go on,
get, get, go!
568
00:19:07,733 --> 00:19:09,133
It's for your
own good, Bobby!
569
00:19:09,139 --> 00:19:10,439
Aah, let go!
570
00:19:10,444 --> 00:19:13,546
Finally something
to be thankful for!
571
00:19:13,559 --> 00:19:15,594
It was the allergy pills.
572
00:19:15,635 --> 00:19:17,169
Says right here.
573
00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,076
"Side effects include
sleepwalking, sleep talking,
574
00:19:19,084 --> 00:19:20,584
"night terrors,
and dry mouth.
575
00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,192
"Contact your doctor
if you lose vision
576
00:19:22,198 --> 00:19:23,332
or if your heart stops beating."
577
00:19:23,337 --> 00:19:24,770
Huh.
That doesn't explain
578
00:19:24,776 --> 00:19:26,844
why Dad kept dreaming
about toilet-training me.
579
00:19:26,853 --> 00:19:29,054
Yeah, the same dream
over and over.
580
00:19:29,063 --> 00:19:30,364
It's got to mean something,
581
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,902
like the time I dreamt
about a dolphin
582
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:33,610
and I woke up
and my bed was on fire.
583
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:35,051
What did that
dream mean?
584
00:19:35,057 --> 00:19:36,557
Just that I didn't have
balance in my life...
585
00:19:36,563 --> 00:19:38,064
I was spending
too much time at work.
586
00:19:38,071 --> 00:19:40,105
Also, I shouldn't leave
matches right by my bed.
587
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,580
I had just gone
to the aquarium;
588
00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:43,020
It probably had something
to do with that.
589
00:19:43,060 --> 00:19:45,294
Oh, my God, Bobby,
don't you see?
590
00:19:45,303 --> 00:19:47,704
You were worried
about Tina growing up
591
00:19:47,714 --> 00:19:50,083
'cause she wanted to sit
at the adults' table.
592
00:19:50,093 --> 00:19:51,126
You see how it works?
593
00:19:51,163 --> 00:19:52,831
Ooh, Dad loves Tina.
594
00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:54,638
I knew it.
595
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:56,848
It's okay, Dad, even if I sit
at the adults' table,
596
00:19:56,857 --> 00:19:58,691
I'll still be your little girl.
Just because I've got the hang
597
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,532
of pooping and peeing
in the potty
598
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,374
doesn't mean I don't need your
help with other things,
599
00:20:02,381 --> 00:20:03,481
like homework or faxing.
600
00:20:03,486 --> 00:20:04,820
I don't know
how to fax.
601
00:20:04,826 --> 00:20:06,527
Mom, can you help me fax
something right now?
602
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:08,801
It's okay, Tina, I know
you've got to grow up sometime.
603
00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:11,179
Just maybe no lipstick yet.
604
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:12,856
Okay.
And no panty hose.
605
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,964
I don't think anyone still wears
those, right?
606
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,187
Not in this economy.
607
00:20:16,211 --> 00:20:18,278
Tina. Aw, I love my little family.
608
00:20:18,287 --> 00:20:19,754
Come here, family
hug, come here, aw.
609
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,094
You, too, Gayle.
That's nice.
610
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:22,567
Come on, come on,
yeah, here we go.
611
00:20:22,573 --> 00:20:24,374
Hey, Teddy, Mort, come
on, what are you doing?
612
00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:26,416
Come over here. I can see from here.
What the hell?
613
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,635
Ow, Teddy, why are
you hugging so hard?
614
00:20:30,644 --> 00:20:31,910
Because I'm full
of love, Bob.
615
00:20:31,915 --> 00:20:33,283
Hug.
616
00:20:36,168 --> 00:20:38,870
Okay, Gene, time to go poo-poo.
617
00:20:47,386 --> 00:20:49,387
? A ding, a ding
618
00:20:49,396 --> 00:20:50,696
? A-what's that sound?
619
00:20:50,701 --> 00:20:52,035
? It's the gravy boat
620
00:20:52,074 --> 00:20:53,208
? A-comin' around
621
00:20:53,213 --> 00:20:54,380
? It's not a navy boat
622
00:20:54,385 --> 00:20:55,618
? It's the gravy boat
623
00:20:55,624 --> 00:20:56,891
? Filled with bravery
624
00:20:56,896 --> 00:20:58,864
? Savory sailor folk
625
00:20:58,872 --> 00:21:02,441
? Stuffing sailors
disembark ?
626
00:21:02,455 --> 00:21:06,158
? Fill our plates
and fill our hearts ?
627
00:21:06,172 --> 00:21:09,741
? Sailors in your mouth,
sailors in your mouth ?
628
00:21:09,755 --> 00:21:11,722
? That's what Thanksgiving
is all about. ?
629
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:16,322
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