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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,600 --> 00:00:23,684 Gene, you almost done 2 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,608 scraping the gum off the bottom of the counter? 3 00:00:25,647 --> 00:00:27,682 Yeah! And I'm almost done with Gumhead. 4 00:00:27,688 --> 00:00:29,455 Here you go, Gumhead. 5 00:00:29,493 --> 00:00:31,361 Num, num, num, num, num, num! More gum! 6 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,752 Gene, knock it off. I know you think you're helping, 7 00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:35,593 - but you're not. - I don't think I'm helping. 8 00:00:35,615 --> 00:00:36,931 All right, step right up. 9 00:00:36,935 --> 00:00:38,286 Which cup is the creamer under, Tina? 10 00:00:38,291 --> 00:00:40,042 Keep your eye on the creamer, little lady. 11 00:00:40,047 --> 00:00:42,164 - Where's it going? Where's it going? - Louise. 12 00:00:42,170 --> 00:00:44,338 - Yeah, Dad? Do you know where the cream is? - No. 13 00:00:44,344 --> 00:00:45,945 All right, then stay out of it. 14 00:00:45,950 --> 00:00:48,030 - Is it here? Is it this one? Is it that one? - Uh... 15 00:00:48,075 --> 00:00:49,208 Huh, huh, huh, huh. 16 00:00:49,278 --> 00:00:50,678 - This one? - Wrong! 17 00:00:50,683 --> 00:00:53,151 - Now you have to drink it. - Ugh. Okay. 18 00:00:53,192 --> 00:00:54,892 Tina, Louise, enough, and get back to work. 19 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,299 This is a big weekend for us. It's Fleet Week! 20 00:00:57,339 --> 00:00:58,606 Yay! Feet Week! 21 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,411 No. Fleet Week. 22 00:01:00,450 --> 00:01:02,318 Why would there be a Feet Week? I don't know. 23 00:01:02,323 --> 00:01:03,690 There's Arbor Day. Who needs that? 24 00:01:03,728 --> 00:01:05,396 Any minute now, sailors will be 25 00:01:05,401 --> 00:01:07,535 pouring through that door, wanting burgers and beer. 26 00:01:07,541 --> 00:01:09,509 Mostly beer, but still. 27 00:01:09,548 --> 00:01:11,866 Excuse me, sir, but I need to inspect your table for gum. 28 00:01:11,873 --> 00:01:13,307 Gene, get out of there. No! Gumhead needs lips! 29 00:01:13,311 --> 00:01:14,695 Give me the Gumhead. Mm, no! 30 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,132 Give me your Gumhead! 31 00:01:16,171 --> 00:01:17,905 I'm sorry, sir. Gene! 32 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:21,012 Give me back my son! I just need to breathe life into him! 33 00:01:21,021 --> 00:01:23,105 All right, Tina, new game, new game. 34 00:01:23,111 --> 00:01:24,361 Keep your eye on the cream. 35 00:01:24,399 --> 00:01:25,482 Try not to blink. 36 00:01:25,536 --> 00:01:27,454 Gene, don't hit your mother. Linda, don't kick him! 37 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,361 You missed it! Wrong! Drink it! Drink it! 38 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:31,250 Louise? Uh, check, please? 39 00:01:31,256 --> 00:01:32,890 - Gene? - Aah! 40 00:01:32,928 --> 00:01:34,696 Damn it! I cut my hand! 41 00:01:34,734 --> 00:01:36,435 Oh, somebody pee on it! 42 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:38,474 I just went pee! This is a disaster! 43 00:01:38,514 --> 00:01:40,598 Oh. Never mind. It's okay. 44 00:01:40,605 --> 00:01:42,139 I'm not bleeding. False alarm. 45 00:01:42,176 --> 00:01:43,760 Phew! You had me worried there. 46 00:01:43,765 --> 00:01:45,566 You get so woozy when you bleed. 47 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:47,006 Remember that time he flossed? 48 00:01:47,043 --> 00:01:48,627 He passed out right into the toilet. 49 00:01:48,632 --> 00:01:50,116 Oh, whoa, whoa. Wait. That's why I never floss. 50 00:01:50,121 --> 00:01:51,688 Blood is your teeth's way of saying, 51 00:01:51,693 --> 00:01:53,193 "Mind your own business!" 52 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:54,882 - I only floss on my birthday... - Guys. 53 00:01:54,887 --> 00:01:56,704 ...so I can look back on the year and remember what I ate. 54 00:01:56,710 --> 00:01:57,977 Plus, he can't clot to save his life. 55 00:01:57,981 --> 00:01:59,515 He bleeds forever. It's gross. 56 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,851 I'm act... I'm actually bleeding here. 57 00:02:00,874 --> 00:02:03,225 Bobby? 58 00:02:03,232 --> 00:02:05,717 You... okay? 59 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:11,329 I'm fine. It's just a little bluh... 60 00:02:14,304 --> 00:02:16,355 What am I doing down here? 61 00:02:16,394 --> 00:02:18,495 - You passed out, Dad. - No, I didn't. 62 00:02:18,535 --> 00:02:19,635 Pretty sure you did. 63 00:02:19,639 --> 00:02:20,939 Maybe you took a little catnap. 64 00:02:20,977 --> 00:02:22,477 I didn't pass out, Tina. 65 00:02:22,482 --> 00:02:24,316 Aw, my little Wobbly Bobbly. 66 00:02:24,321 --> 00:02:26,572 Hmm. Oh, crap. All right. 67 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:28,714 We got to finish prepping for the lunch rush. 68 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:30,120 - Uh-uh. - No, I'll be fine, Lin. 69 00:02:30,158 --> 00:02:31,625 I don't know. 70 00:02:31,630 --> 00:02:33,114 You got cut right in the old finger crotch. 71 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:35,553 Oh, no! Not the family finger crotch jewels! 72 00:02:35,594 --> 00:02:37,595 Guys, I said it's fine. It's not even... 73 00:02:37,600 --> 00:02:39,034 No. Oh, God. 74 00:02:39,039 --> 00:02:40,439 Okay, okay, let's go. 75 00:02:40,443 --> 00:02:42,010 You're not gonna stop bleeding. 76 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:43,482 Okay, I-I might need a couple stitches. 77 00:02:43,487 --> 00:02:45,021 Linda, you have to stay for the lunch rush. 78 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:46,460 I'll drive myself. 79 00:02:46,464 --> 00:02:47,881 It's not gonna be a prob... 80 00:02:47,885 --> 00:02:49,319 Oh! Oh, you're not driving. 81 00:02:49,324 --> 00:02:50,691 Come on, give me the keys. 82 00:02:50,695 --> 00:02:52,095 We'll just have to close for lunch. 83 00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:53,501 We'll be back in a few hours. 84 00:02:53,505 --> 00:02:54,872 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 85 00:02:54,910 --> 00:02:56,744 We could run the restaurant. 86 00:02:56,783 --> 00:02:59,017 - No, no. - Yeah, we can do it. 87 00:02:59,058 --> 00:03:00,725 We'll just tell people that Dad's in the shower 88 00:03:00,730 --> 00:03:02,230 and Mom's on the toilet. 89 00:03:02,234 --> 00:03:03,968 Why do I have to be on the toilet? 90 00:03:03,974 --> 00:03:05,775 - Fine, you can both be on the toilet. - And Dad went out 91 00:03:05,814 --> 00:03:07,915 for a pack of smokes and never came back. 92 00:03:07,954 --> 00:03:09,588 No, no, no. We're closing the restaurant 93 00:03:09,593 --> 00:03:11,394 and we're going to the hospital, all right? 94 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,767 Kids, upstairs. Tina, you're babysitting. 95 00:03:12,771 --> 00:03:14,895 Countdown to babysitting. 96 00:03:14,928 --> 00:03:16,529 Excitement begins now. 97 00:03:16,534 --> 00:03:20,053 100, 99, 98... 98 00:03:20,096 --> 00:03:22,503 Four, three, 99 00:03:22,538 --> 00:03:23,922 two, one. 100 00:03:23,926 --> 00:03:26,160 Who's ready for some fun? 101 00:03:26,167 --> 00:03:27,634 I can't hear you. 102 00:03:27,638 --> 00:03:29,789 I'd be open to fun. 103 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:31,197 Let's see here. 104 00:03:31,201 --> 00:03:32,902 We can play Torpedo, Surgery Sam, 105 00:03:32,907 --> 00:03:35,375 or if we need to blow off some steam, 106 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,349 we can make a get-well card for Dad. 107 00:03:37,355 --> 00:03:39,490 "Happy stitches, Dad. You deserve it." 108 00:03:39,496 --> 00:03:41,363 Or how about, "Stitch, please!" 109 00:03:41,403 --> 00:03:42,937 Ugh, I don't want to make cards. 110 00:03:42,942 --> 00:03:44,776 I want to make money! 111 00:03:44,781 --> 00:03:47,382 I say we go down there, and we open up for business. 112 00:03:47,424 --> 00:03:48,891 Yeah. 113 00:03:48,895 --> 00:03:50,429 But Mom and Dad will be home in an hour. 114 00:03:50,434 --> 00:03:52,868 Maybe we could play pretend restaurant? 115 00:03:52,909 --> 00:03:55,110 I'm restocking the napkin dispenser. 116 00:03:55,116 --> 00:03:57,718 Gene, you go clean the floors. 117 00:03:57,726 --> 00:03:59,627 If we're pretending, I'm... 118 00:03:59,632 --> 00:04:01,566 I'll make fresh mozzarella. 119 00:04:01,605 --> 00:04:04,474 We're not making money in this fake restaurant, Tina! 120 00:04:04,515 --> 00:04:07,156 Not yet, but we're building good pretend word of mouth. 121 00:04:07,191 --> 00:04:10,777 Oh! This is gonna be the longest hour of my life. 122 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:13,222 Wait till childbirth, girlfriend. 123 00:04:13,262 --> 00:04:14,896 In and out, two stitches, five minutes. Here we go. 124 00:04:14,901 --> 00:04:16,285 We're doing it. 125 00:04:19,032 --> 00:04:20,983 - Whoa. - Ooh. 126 00:04:20,988 --> 00:04:22,622 Okay, Mom. The bad news is, 127 00:04:22,627 --> 00:04:25,218 Mom and Dad are gonna take longer than they expected. 128 00:04:25,237 --> 00:04:27,371 The good news is, now we have more time for activities. 129 00:04:27,377 --> 00:04:29,779 Like more pretending. 130 00:04:29,819 --> 00:04:32,451 Should we pretend we have a dog and give it medicine? 131 00:04:32,461 --> 00:04:34,495 I've got an activity for you. 132 00:04:34,501 --> 00:04:37,637 It's called... 133 00:04:37,646 --> 00:04:39,013 ...opening the restaurant. 134 00:04:39,017 --> 00:04:40,751 - Ah. - Whoa. 135 00:04:40,757 --> 00:04:43,358 The kids are running Bob's Burgers, and this time 136 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:44,933 it's personal! 137 00:04:44,938 --> 00:04:46,472 I'm gonna personally run it into the ground! 138 00:04:46,476 --> 00:04:47,909 Wait. Why is that personal? 139 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:50,266 - Tina, shush. - Okay. 140 00:04:52,341 --> 00:04:53,608 We finally get to run the restaurant. 141 00:04:53,646 --> 00:04:55,280 And we're gonna do it right. 142 00:04:55,285 --> 00:04:56,985 Let's see. 143 00:04:56,990 --> 00:04:59,859 We can blow that wall out, put the drive-thru there. 144 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:01,334 No! We need 200 chickens. 145 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:03,206 From now on, we only serve poultry! 146 00:05:03,211 --> 00:05:05,012 No, we only serve kale. 147 00:05:05,018 --> 00:05:07,153 And we should replace our chairs with treadmills. 148 00:05:07,159 --> 00:05:08,559 We'll be the healthiest restaurant in town. 149 00:05:08,563 --> 00:05:10,264 - People will leave hungry. - No, no. 150 00:05:10,269 --> 00:05:12,070 We want fat people who can't leave our restaurant. 151 00:05:12,076 --> 00:05:13,576 No, treadmills. Chicken! 152 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:14,915 - Treadmills. - Chicken on a treadmill, last offer. 153 00:05:14,919 --> 00:05:16,619 Okay. 154 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:20,465 Welcome to McChickies. What can I put in your beak? 155 00:05:20,471 --> 00:05:22,538 Uh... I'll have a cheeseburger and fries? 156 00:05:22,544 --> 00:05:24,212 Great, and for only two dollars more, 157 00:05:24,217 --> 00:05:26,585 you can have your burger chickenized. Ba-kok! 158 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,960 No, I don't think I want that. 159 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,234 I could offer you a kale-sserole. 160 00:05:30,238 --> 00:05:31,705 Or a kale-sadilla. 161 00:05:31,743 --> 00:05:33,844 You know what? I forgot to feed the meter. 162 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:35,317 Didn't you just get off a boat? 163 00:05:35,322 --> 00:05:36,956 It's the... boat meter. Got to go! 164 00:05:36,961 --> 00:05:38,429 Wait. I made a chicken hat. 165 00:05:38,466 --> 00:05:39,866 Did you not notice it? 166 00:05:39,871 --> 00:05:41,806 Okay, guys, bring it in. Ugh! 167 00:05:41,811 --> 00:05:44,012 Why did we ever think a restaurant was a good idea? 168 00:05:44,019 --> 00:05:47,354 We've watched Mom and Dad fail at it for years. 169 00:05:47,397 --> 00:05:49,865 They make failing look so easy. How do they do it?! 170 00:05:49,905 --> 00:05:52,474 But what if there was a restaurant 171 00:05:52,481 --> 00:05:56,550 that didn't serve any food and just served up gambling? 172 00:05:56,595 --> 00:05:58,062 I thought gambling was illegal. 173 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:00,502 Not if no one sees you do it. 174 00:06:00,542 --> 00:06:02,343 No, I think it still is. 175 00:06:02,348 --> 00:06:04,015 But not if no one knows about it. 176 00:06:04,020 --> 00:06:05,454 I still think maybe we should... 177 00:06:05,459 --> 00:06:07,477 We're doing it, Tina! 178 00:06:08,988 --> 00:06:12,224 - Okay. - Sorry. 179 00:06:12,266 --> 00:06:13,783 Hey, do you think this is broken? 180 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:15,938 - Please, no. - Look what I can do with it. 181 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:17,429 I'm feeling light-headed. 182 00:06:17,433 --> 00:06:18,867 All right, moving seats! Go, go! 183 00:06:24,274 --> 00:06:25,941 There's nowhere to go. 184 00:06:25,946 --> 00:06:27,480 Oh, back to Cough Guy. 185 00:06:27,485 --> 00:06:28,919 No, not back there! Oh. 186 00:06:28,923 --> 00:06:31,151 Welcome back. 187 00:06:34,509 --> 00:06:35,809 I can't take it anymore! 188 00:06:35,846 --> 00:06:37,213 I got to get out of here! 189 00:06:37,217 --> 00:06:38,651 Bob Belcher? That's us! 190 00:06:38,656 --> 00:06:40,324 Party of two, coming through! 191 00:06:41,884 --> 00:06:45,053 Look at it, guys... our very own underground casino. 192 00:06:45,061 --> 00:06:47,062 The Meatgrinder! 193 00:06:47,068 --> 00:06:49,736 Did you name it after our meat grinder? 194 00:06:49,744 --> 00:06:52,513 Andy and Ollie will discreetly spread the word around town. 195 00:06:52,521 --> 00:06:55,389 Secret casino! Secret casino! 196 00:06:55,430 --> 00:06:58,349 Shh! Keep it quiet, though, because it's a secret! Shh! 197 00:06:58,357 --> 00:07:00,191 We'll get Zeke to run the door. 198 00:07:00,196 --> 00:07:02,231 Play to win? Come on in. 199 00:07:02,237 --> 00:07:04,104 You're a nerd? Join the herd. 200 00:07:04,110 --> 00:07:06,378 And I've hired the fourth grade mathletics geeks 201 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:07,651 to be our dealers. 202 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,657 Tina, you're in charge of hospitality. 203 00:07:09,662 --> 00:07:11,063 Sodas, snacks, pats on the backs. 204 00:07:11,068 --> 00:07:12,401 - Okay. - Gene, 205 00:07:12,439 --> 00:07:13,872 you're in charge of the entertainment. 206 00:07:13,911 --> 00:07:15,478 I've got a great group. 207 00:07:15,483 --> 00:07:16,717 They'll be perfect... 208 00:07:16,721 --> 00:07:18,521 the Cutie Patooties. The what? 209 00:07:18,526 --> 00:07:20,761 It's a girl group I've been putting together. 210 00:07:20,801 --> 00:07:22,936 Hey, I found these wigs in the trash. 211 00:07:22,975 --> 00:07:24,809 I say we start a girl group! 212 00:07:24,814 --> 00:07:26,698 We'll call 'em the Cutie Patooties! Who's in? 213 00:07:26,704 --> 00:07:28,005 Oh, we got one! 214 00:07:28,009 --> 00:07:29,476 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not interested. 215 00:07:29,481 --> 00:07:30,731 I'm just going to the bathroom. 216 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:32,302 - Gross. - I'll do it. 217 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:34,175 Great! But you're gonna need a stage name. 218 00:07:34,180 --> 00:07:35,247 What's your real name? 219 00:07:35,284 --> 00:07:36,317 Dottie Minerva. 220 00:07:36,354 --> 00:07:38,822 Well, now you're, hmm... 221 00:07:38,829 --> 00:07:40,830 Misty Gish. I'll join, too. 222 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,603 Great. Let's call you... 223 00:07:42,609 --> 00:07:44,310 Dottie Minerva. 224 00:07:44,348 --> 00:07:45,949 I want to do it, too. We're out of names. 225 00:07:45,954 --> 00:07:47,755 So you'll have to be... 226 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,060 Girl Number Three. 227 00:07:49,064 --> 00:07:50,665 Huh? Yeah. 228 00:07:50,703 --> 00:07:53,738 And I'll be the eye in the sky, watching over everything. 229 00:07:53,781 --> 00:07:55,648 Especially the money. 230 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:57,421 - But I'm still babysitting. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 231 00:07:57,427 --> 00:07:58,894 Don't you worry that pretty little empty head. 232 00:07:58,898 --> 00:08:00,565 Just serve those drinks, huh? Ow. 233 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:01,988 Hey, how's it going? 234 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:03,259 I'm Dr. Eigerman. 235 00:08:03,297 --> 00:08:04,597 Look at that face! 236 00:08:04,601 --> 00:08:05,868 So young! 237 00:08:05,872 --> 00:08:07,973 I want to breastfeed that face! Thanks. 238 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:10,114 Ah, ah, I think I just need a few stitches. 239 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:11,387 Stitches. Great. 240 00:08:11,391 --> 00:08:13,326 Those are no problem for a doctor. 241 00:08:14,368 --> 00:08:15,501 Hey! Finger crotch. 242 00:08:15,539 --> 00:08:17,290 Why do people keep calling it that? 243 00:08:17,295 --> 00:08:18,662 Ah, because your fingers are like the legs 244 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:19,867 and then in the middle, it... 245 00:08:19,871 --> 00:08:21,338 Don't do that. Stop. 246 00:08:21,342 --> 00:08:23,710 All right, let's stitch you right up, here. 247 00:08:24,854 --> 00:08:28,357 Ow! Oh, boy. Look at me, look at me. I'm gonna faint. 248 00:08:28,366 --> 00:08:29,599 Look at me. You'll be fine. 249 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:30,837 Ah... He's a doctor. 250 00:08:30,841 --> 00:08:32,742 Remember that time, we were on vacation, 251 00:08:32,748 --> 00:08:35,683 and you were in the water, you're swimming around, right? 252 00:08:35,691 --> 00:08:37,792 Focus, focus! And you're having fun. 253 00:08:37,798 --> 00:08:39,432 Oh, you're having fun, right? 254 00:08:39,437 --> 00:08:40,704 - I don't remember that. - See? 255 00:08:40,708 --> 00:08:42,242 Wait, are you watching a video? 256 00:08:42,247 --> 00:08:43,647 Mm... yes. About what? 257 00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:45,386 How to give stitches... 258 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:47,226 Of how to give stitches? Yeah. My... 259 00:08:47,231 --> 00:08:48,464 Oh, text here. 260 00:08:48,468 --> 00:08:49,769 - Coming in. - Who is it? 261 00:08:49,773 --> 00:08:51,240 - My mom. - Aw. 262 00:08:51,245 --> 00:08:53,112 Mommy must be proud of her little doctor. 263 00:08:53,152 --> 00:08:54,419 Yeah. We're celebrating tonight. 264 00:08:54,423 --> 00:08:55,656 It's my first day without 265 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,960 the attending physician supervising me. 266 00:08:56,998 --> 00:08:58,231 - Wait. - First day? 267 00:08:58,235 --> 00:08:59,819 First patient! 268 00:08:59,824 --> 00:09:01,725 Oh, you want me to take a picture for your mommy? 269 00:09:01,731 --> 00:09:03,298 Uh... Bobby, you take a picture of us. 270 00:09:03,302 --> 00:09:04,569 Well, Lin, my... I kind of... 271 00:09:04,573 --> 00:09:05,974 Bob, take it. Take it. 272 00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,412 All right, fine. 273 00:09:07,416 --> 00:09:09,351 Stitches. Stitches. 274 00:09:12,033 --> 00:09:13,750 What's the password? 275 00:09:13,755 --> 00:09:15,676 Rhymes with "squid narcs." 276 00:09:15,696 --> 00:09:18,181 - Skid marks. - Okay. Get on in there. 277 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:23,197 One water, one fizzazz... 278 00:09:23,205 --> 00:09:25,456 Hot towel? Hot towel, anyone? 279 00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:28,764 All right, Patooties, get your Cutie faces on. 280 00:09:28,773 --> 00:09:30,207 Misty, you're singing lead. 281 00:09:30,212 --> 00:09:31,612 And it's time for this star to shine. 282 00:09:31,616 --> 00:09:32,883 Just like we rehearsed. 283 00:09:32,922 --> 00:09:33,949 We didn't rehearse. 284 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:35,759 Oh, my God, we didn't rehearse. 285 00:09:35,764 --> 00:09:37,925 All right, even better. It'll be fresher. Go out there. 286 00:09:37,955 --> 00:09:39,923 - Go, go, go, go, go. Go. What do I do? 287 00:09:39,962 --> 00:09:42,364 Girls being girls being girls 288 00:09:42,371 --> 00:09:43,804 being girls... girl group! 289 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,376 Girls being girls being girls 290 00:09:45,381 --> 00:09:46,614 No, no, no, no. 291 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:47,652 I whisper, you don't whisper. 292 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:49,706 Oh. You-you sing it. 293 00:09:49,712 --> 00:09:51,613 ? Girls being girls being girls being girls... ? 294 00:09:51,619 --> 00:09:52,719 Come back, come back, come back. 295 00:09:52,723 --> 00:09:53,956 Not your night, not your night. 296 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:55,394 Girl group! 297 00:09:55,398 --> 00:09:57,232 Uh, we're gonna take a quick fiver. 298 00:09:57,238 --> 00:09:58,689 Technical difficulties. 299 00:09:58,693 --> 00:10:01,328 In the meantime, Sammy Hagar, everybody. 300 00:10:01,336 --> 00:10:03,453 Come on, come on, keep those bets coming, people. 301 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:06,345 Winner, winner, burger dinner! 302 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:10,692 Louise, why are we in our underwear? 303 00:10:10,701 --> 00:10:12,802 So you don't steal any of that money you're counting. 304 00:10:12,808 --> 00:10:15,093 I stole a tomato. I'm sorry. 305 00:10:15,099 --> 00:10:17,417 Oh, it's all right. You didn't mean it. 306 00:10:17,424 --> 00:10:18,941 You were just hungry, huh, friend? 307 00:10:18,946 --> 00:10:20,597 Yeah. Saw a tomato and you were like, 308 00:10:20,602 --> 00:10:23,070 "Hey, I know where this goes... in my underwear." 309 00:10:23,077 --> 00:10:24,861 Yeah... Just count the money! 310 00:10:24,899 --> 00:10:26,767 F-9. 311 00:10:26,773 --> 00:10:28,140 You torpedoed my frigate. 312 00:10:28,144 --> 00:10:29,478 We've got a winner. 313 00:10:29,482 --> 00:10:31,483 All right. Congratulations. 314 00:10:31,489 --> 00:10:33,623 Well, I noticed that's your fourth win in a row. 315 00:10:33,629 --> 00:10:34,963 You're lucky... 316 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,069 a little too lucky. Uh, thanks. 317 00:10:37,075 --> 00:10:38,542 I was just about to cash out. 318 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:40,497 Ah, not so fast, forehead sweat. 319 00:10:40,503 --> 00:10:42,003 I also noticed your friend over there 320 00:10:42,008 --> 00:10:43,559 giving you hand signals. 321 00:10:43,564 --> 00:10:45,882 Well, I'd like to introduce you to my friend. 322 00:10:45,888 --> 00:10:47,155 Zeke. 323 00:10:47,159 --> 00:10:48,392 You know what a purple nurple is? 324 00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:50,765 Yes. You can keep the money, friend. 325 00:10:50,771 --> 00:10:52,038 Or you can keep your nurple. 326 00:10:52,076 --> 00:10:54,694 But you can't keep both. Not my nurples! 327 00:10:54,735 --> 00:10:56,586 Now get out of here! Scram! 328 00:10:56,608 --> 00:10:58,859 Nothing to see here, folks! Tina! 329 00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:00,700 Drinks over here. On the house, whatever they want. 330 00:11:00,705 --> 00:11:02,173 What do you want? Why are you crying? 331 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:03,394 I lost my allowance. 332 00:11:03,398 --> 00:11:05,399 No tears at the Meatgrinder... 333 00:11:05,405 --> 00:11:06,606 just fun! 334 00:11:06,610 --> 00:11:09,061 Well, well, well. 335 00:11:09,101 --> 00:11:11,403 I came in to use the bathroom, and what do I find? 336 00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:12,944 An underground casino. 337 00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:14,949 That's actually underground. 338 00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:16,455 Who owns this building? 339 00:11:16,460 --> 00:11:17,660 Oh, yes, that's right. 340 00:11:17,664 --> 00:11:18,931 I do. 341 00:11:20,005 --> 00:11:21,138 Who's in charge here? 342 00:11:21,176 --> 00:11:22,843 - Uh... - Uh... 343 00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,949 We are a group of entrepreneurs, 344 00:11:24,956 --> 00:11:27,358 but it was my idea. 345 00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:29,968 You are in very big trouble, young lady. 346 00:11:31,076 --> 00:11:33,378 Because I am a gambling man. 347 00:11:33,385 --> 00:11:36,387 One hundred dollars on Surgery Sam. 348 00:11:36,395 --> 00:11:38,529 Let's play. 349 00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:39,736 Yes! 350 00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,375 The Meatgrinder is about to grind up a whale. 351 00:11:43,827 --> 00:11:45,733 Hold up, I got to metal-detect you. 352 00:11:45,771 --> 00:11:47,239 Beepity-beep, beep, beep, beep-beep-beep. 353 00:11:47,244 --> 00:11:49,495 All right, you're good. Go on in. 354 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:53,771 Look. I love Misty Gish, but she's not ready to sing lead. 355 00:11:53,783 --> 00:11:55,250 Dottie Minerva is a star, 356 00:11:55,254 --> 00:11:57,539 and it's time for that star to shine. 357 00:11:57,546 --> 00:12:00,581 ? Girls being girls being girls being girls... ? 358 00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:02,623 Oh, my God, oh, my God... you're even worse than Misty Gish. 359 00:12:02,629 --> 00:12:04,730 Gene, I could give it a try. 360 00:12:04,771 --> 00:12:06,171 Girl Number Three, you're a backup singer. 361 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:07,776 You don't even have a name. 362 00:12:07,781 --> 00:12:09,932 But I guess you'll have to do for now... you're up. 363 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:12,056 Cue the music. 364 00:12:14,203 --> 00:12:16,421 ? Girls being girls being 365 00:12:16,427 --> 00:12:18,303 ? Girls being girls... 366 00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:20,101 Wow, she's amazing. 367 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:21,957 I'm gonna make that girl a star. 368 00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:23,129 And my wife. 369 00:12:23,133 --> 00:12:25,668 Girl Number Three Belcher. 370 00:12:25,676 --> 00:12:27,210 Oh, damn it. 371 00:12:27,214 --> 00:12:29,415 Sam, why would you eat a car? 372 00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:31,189 Well, another hundred dollars to the house. 373 00:12:31,194 --> 00:12:32,628 Oh, nice try, Mr. Fischoeder. 374 00:12:32,632 --> 00:12:33,766 You'll get 'em next time. 375 00:12:33,770 --> 00:12:35,771 You think? Yeah, oh, yeah. 376 00:12:35,777 --> 00:12:38,245 Eh, okay. - Your luck's got to change sometime, buddy. 377 00:12:38,252 --> 00:12:41,070 Ooh... Rock, Paper, Scissors. 378 00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:43,013 Or as it was known in ancient China... 379 00:12:43,019 --> 00:12:44,919 Huo-zhi tou. 380 00:12:44,924 --> 00:12:46,525 Oh, yeah, you like Rock, Paper, Scissors? 381 00:12:46,530 --> 00:12:47,597 You want to play that? 382 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,901 Hundred dollar bet. Uh... 383 00:12:48,905 --> 00:12:50,856 Go ahead. American rules. 384 00:12:50,862 --> 00:12:52,796 - Throw on the four count... ready? - Mm. 385 00:12:52,802 --> 00:12:54,153 One, two... One, mm... 386 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:55,273 - three... shoot! - three... 387 00:12:55,277 --> 00:12:56,811 I win... fantastic! 388 00:12:56,815 --> 00:12:58,166 Ah, it's no big deal. 389 00:12:58,171 --> 00:12:59,488 The house can lose a few, right? 390 00:12:59,492 --> 00:13:00,725 We're still way up. 391 00:13:00,729 --> 00:13:01,996 Let's keep this going. 392 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:04,452 One, two, three... Two, three... 393 00:13:04,459 --> 00:13:05,459 - shoot. - shoot. 394 00:13:07,686 --> 00:13:09,687 Okay, okay, I'm jumping in here. 395 00:13:09,727 --> 00:13:11,327 New dealer, new hand... get out of here. 396 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,866 What'd I do? 397 00:13:12,905 --> 00:13:15,206 - Well, that should do it. - Oh, my God. 398 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,580 I think I passed out. What happened? 399 00:13:17,587 --> 00:13:20,789 Oh, I just, uh, fixed up the old finger crotch cut. 400 00:13:20,832 --> 00:13:22,599 Why is my whole arm bandaged? 401 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,371 I thought I'd just kill the roll, you know? 402 00:13:24,377 --> 00:13:25,544 Did you shave my arm? 403 00:13:25,547 --> 00:13:26,848 Uh, yeah. 404 00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:28,019 Why did he shave my arm? 405 00:13:28,022 --> 00:13:29,122 He shaved your arm. 406 00:13:29,126 --> 00:13:30,760 Why did he shave my arm, Lin? 407 00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,733 Because he's a doctor. 408 00:13:32,739 --> 00:13:34,590 What happened when I passed out? 409 00:13:34,595 --> 00:13:35,695 Bob, nothing. 410 00:13:35,699 --> 00:13:36,741 It's all on video. 411 00:13:36,770 --> 00:13:38,270 Wait, what's on video? 412 00:13:38,274 --> 00:13:40,309 We filmed it... it's his first patient. 413 00:13:40,315 --> 00:13:41,748 All right, I'm getting out of here. 414 00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:43,604 His mom wanted to see it. 415 00:13:43,609 --> 00:13:45,110 She-she really appreciates it. 416 00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:47,316 My other arm is shaved! Mm-hmm. 417 00:13:47,322 --> 00:13:48,656 Why'd you shave my body?! 418 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,994 He's looking for other cuts. 419 00:13:50,032 --> 00:13:52,300 Lin, we're going. All right... bye. 420 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:55,008 - One, two, three... - You're about to throw... 421 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:57,350 - shoot! Aah! - rock! 422 00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:58,641 How did you know that? 423 00:13:58,645 --> 00:14:00,162 Get out of my head! 424 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:01,367 Come on, give me some more. 425 00:14:01,371 --> 00:14:02,404 What do you got? 426 00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:03,774 Give it to me. 427 00:14:03,779 --> 00:14:05,563 We're out of money? 428 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,886 - I take IOUs. - Great! 429 00:14:07,893 --> 00:14:09,477 - Play again? - Yes. 430 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:10,749 All right, we're on in five. 431 00:14:10,753 --> 00:14:12,154 You know the drill. 432 00:14:12,158 --> 00:14:14,259 Girl Number Three, you're our new number one! 433 00:14:14,265 --> 00:14:17,050 Um, we were talking, Gene, and we've decided that 434 00:14:17,058 --> 00:14:19,142 the Cutie Patooties are breaking up. 435 00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:21,550 Breaking up? But this was just the beginning. 436 00:14:21,557 --> 00:14:24,325 I was gonna get you an MP3 deal and your own perfume. 437 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:26,501 Patoot... smells like girl farts. 438 00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:28,308 Yeah, well, I'm leaving the business to focus 439 00:14:28,313 --> 00:14:29,980 on my glitter stickers. 440 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:32,587 And I want to spend more time at home with my pets. 441 00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:34,362 And I'm learning how to French braid. 442 00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:36,746 When I met you, you were eating lunch at school. 443 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:37,756 So? 444 00:14:37,759 --> 00:14:42,249 So, see you tomorrow at lunch at school. 445 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,644 I don't need them. 446 00:14:43,649 --> 00:14:45,350 I can be a girl group all by myself. 447 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,123 I certainly have the passion. 448 00:14:47,161 --> 00:14:49,195 Two, three, shoot. Two, three, shoot! 449 00:14:49,201 --> 00:14:50,969 Aah! 450 00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,375 Another win. 451 00:14:52,379 --> 00:14:54,013 I should gamble against children more often. 452 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,203 Louise, I think we're losing a lot of money. 453 00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:57,625 Oh, really? 454 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,348 I know we're losing a lot of money! 455 00:14:59,353 --> 00:15:00,820 I feel it! 456 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,326 Hopefully we can still make it home 457 00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:03,613 for the dinner rush. 458 00:15:03,617 --> 00:15:06,202 Seems like blood shouldn't be able to get through all this. 459 00:15:06,210 --> 00:15:07,711 Stop messing with it, Bobby. 460 00:15:07,715 --> 00:15:09,766 This isn't... I know he didn't do it right. 461 00:15:09,772 --> 00:15:11,022 Leave it alone. 462 00:15:11,026 --> 00:15:12,226 I'm just gonna take a quick peek. 463 00:15:12,230 --> 00:15:13,142 Bobby, I said... aah! Ooh! 464 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:14,184 Oh, my God! Aah, aah! 465 00:15:15,542 --> 00:15:17,192 Oh, my God! 466 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:19,049 Oh, God, look at it! It went in my mouth! 467 00:15:19,054 --> 00:15:20,838 Oh, I swallowed your blood. 468 00:15:20,843 --> 00:15:22,377 I've swallowed your blood. 469 00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:25,167 Oh, I'm gonna faint. I'm gonna throw up. 470 00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,442 I'm gonna throw up. 471 00:15:26,496 --> 00:15:28,497 What? 472 00:15:28,503 --> 00:15:30,287 Oh, we need to go back to the hospital. 473 00:15:33,972 --> 00:15:35,422 No. Hey, it's you guys. 474 00:15:35,444 --> 00:15:36,944 Are there any other doctors here? 475 00:15:36,983 --> 00:15:38,183 I can't tell you that. 476 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:39,654 It's doctor-doctor confidentiality. 477 00:15:39,691 --> 00:15:41,058 There's no such thing. 478 00:15:41,063 --> 00:15:42,764 I can't talk about it... but there is. 479 00:15:42,769 --> 00:15:43,969 No, there's not. 480 00:15:43,973 --> 00:15:45,040 I'll-I'll take a nurse. 481 00:15:45,076 --> 00:15:46,677 You want that for here or to go? 482 00:15:46,715 --> 00:15:48,716 I don't get it. 483 00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,857 Sorry, that... that usually kills. 484 00:15:50,864 --> 00:15:52,748 Okay, I'll go get the nurse. 485 00:15:52,753 --> 00:15:55,188 Just don't tell her I said that. 486 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:58,097 ? Girls being girls being girls being girls ? 487 00:15:58,105 --> 00:15:59,538 ? Girl group, shut your mouth. 488 00:15:59,543 --> 00:16:01,144 Thank you, Meatgrinder. 489 00:16:01,149 --> 00:16:02,716 Tip your waitress... I'm friends with her dad. 490 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,087 Hmm. 491 00:16:04,092 --> 00:16:07,106 One, two, three... One, two, three... 492 00:16:07,114 --> 00:16:08,115 - shoot! - shoot! 493 00:16:08,119 --> 00:16:09,774 - Yes! - No! 494 00:16:09,779 --> 00:16:11,613 Kids, we're home! 495 00:16:11,618 --> 00:16:12,884 Look at your father's arms. 496 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:13,939 They shaved me. 497 00:16:13,943 --> 00:16:15,076 He looks like a turkey. 498 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,614 Lin, wash your face, please. 499 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,536 I'm gonna faint again. Oh, come on. 500 00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:20,176 Look at me... blah! 501 00:16:20,181 --> 00:16:21,614 - Oh, my God. - Kids! 502 00:16:21,618 --> 00:16:22,852 Come look at my bloody face. 503 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:23,857 Tina? 504 00:16:23,893 --> 00:16:25,327 Gene? 505 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:26,666 Louise? Anybody here? 506 00:16:26,703 --> 00:16:28,003 Underground casino? 507 00:16:28,007 --> 00:16:29,007 Coat off. 508 00:16:29,045 --> 00:16:30,378 Game on. 509 00:16:30,382 --> 00:16:31,683 Well... 510 00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:33,221 I think it's time to cash out. 511 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,161 Where should I, uh, to whom do I, uh...? 512 00:16:36,169 --> 00:16:38,303 Just one more game. No... 513 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:40,093 - Come on! - If there's one thing I learned 514 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,485 from that week I was married, it's when to walk away. 515 00:16:43,528 --> 00:16:45,362 What the hell is going on here? 516 00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:47,384 Yeah, what is going on here? 517 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:48,941 - Uh-oh. - Louise, 518 00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,230 these two snuck in somehow. 519 00:16:50,234 --> 00:16:51,534 Like some kind of ninjas. 520 00:16:51,571 --> 00:16:53,205 Hi, Mom and Dad, whoa, you're back. 521 00:16:53,210 --> 00:16:55,144 - Bob. - Mr. Fischoeder? 522 00:16:55,150 --> 00:16:57,785 Perfect timing. I was just about to, uh, 523 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,102 collect my winnings. Your winnings? 524 00:16:59,131 --> 00:17:01,165 Yes, the house owes me some money. 525 00:17:01,171 --> 00:17:02,772 And I believe you are the house. 526 00:17:02,810 --> 00:17:04,344 Oh, my God. 527 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,583 Uh, how much does "the house" owe you? 528 00:17:05,620 --> 00:17:06,754 $5,000. 529 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:08,275 What?! 530 00:17:08,312 --> 00:17:09,946 Congratulations, sir. 531 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:11,318 Sorry, Dad, it's my job. 532 00:17:11,357 --> 00:17:13,816 Oh, hey, Marshmallow. 533 00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:17,018 What is this? Wha-What's going on here? 534 00:17:17,023 --> 00:17:18,390 Well, it's an underground casino. 535 00:17:18,427 --> 00:17:20,378 You kids are supposed to be upstairs. 536 00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:22,619 Well, there's no room for a casino upstairs. 537 00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:24,626 What are you doing with Mommy's crackers? 538 00:17:24,632 --> 00:17:26,082 Got to keep the players happy. 539 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,388 Flirt a little, wink a little. 540 00:17:28,829 --> 00:17:30,463 Sorry to interrupt, Belcher family, but, um, 541 00:17:30,468 --> 00:17:33,771 there seems to be a certain unresolved matter of my $5,000. 542 00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:35,547 Mr. Fischoeder, you can't expect me to pay you. 543 00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:38,488 I mean, they're just kids playing pretend casino. 544 00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:40,364 Why can't you play like normal kids? 545 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,370 Why can't you bleed like a normal dad? 546 00:17:42,376 --> 00:17:44,444 A bet is a bet, Bob. 547 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:47,118 I once lost $30,000 on a horse. 548 00:17:47,126 --> 00:17:48,560 She just ran off with it. 549 00:17:48,597 --> 00:17:51,065 Listen, I-I can't afford this, Mr. Fischoeder. 550 00:17:51,072 --> 00:17:53,240 Well, I'll just raise your rent by a thousand dollars 551 00:17:53,247 --> 00:17:54,714 a month for five months. 552 00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,686 Dad, a word... in private? 553 00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,426 No. Family meeting, huh? 554 00:17:58,431 --> 00:17:59,531 Mom, family meeting? 555 00:17:59,535 --> 00:18:01,936 No. Ooh, family meeting. 556 00:18:01,943 --> 00:18:03,777 Excuse us a second, Mr. Fischoeder. 557 00:18:03,782 --> 00:18:05,183 Certainly. 558 00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,722 We could play him double or nothing. 559 00:18:06,727 --> 00:18:07,727 What? No. 560 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:08,963 We're already in the hole. 561 00:18:08,967 --> 00:18:10,835 I'm not gonna owe him $10,000. 562 00:18:10,841 --> 00:18:12,959 Dad, I can't beat him, but you can. 563 00:18:12,965 --> 00:18:14,265 With that. 564 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:16,253 This... why would I play him with this? 565 00:18:16,259 --> 00:18:17,426 My hand's stitched. 566 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,797 Plus, I'm not even left-handed. 567 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,336 Exactly... if you use that hand, 568 00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,010 he'll think you can't throw scissors. 569 00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:24,983 And that's why you're gonna throw scissors. 570 00:18:25,022 --> 00:18:26,523 But I really can't. 571 00:18:26,528 --> 00:18:28,062 My fingers won't separate. 572 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:29,367 Yeah, keep saying that. 573 00:18:29,371 --> 00:18:30,638 We need him to think you think that. 574 00:18:30,675 --> 00:18:32,626 No, Louise, I can't actually do it. 575 00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:33,832 Great, so you know what you have to do. 576 00:18:33,836 --> 00:18:34,836 Oh, my God. 577 00:18:34,839 --> 00:18:35,873 That's my girl. 578 00:18:35,877 --> 00:18:37,411 That's my little mind-gamer. 579 00:18:37,415 --> 00:18:38,548 My little "Amarosa." 580 00:18:38,552 --> 00:18:39,686 But what if Mr. Fischoeder knows 581 00:18:39,723 --> 00:18:43,025 that we think that he thinks that Dad can't throw scissors? 582 00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,868 Or what if he thinks that we know that he thinks that? 583 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,241 Or what if he thinks...? 584 00:18:46,245 --> 00:18:48,580 Any outcome is possible, Tina, life is chaos! 585 00:18:48,587 --> 00:18:50,021 Gene, why are you wearing that? 586 00:18:50,058 --> 00:18:52,393 I'm just a girl with a dream who got tired 587 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,967 of hearing the word no! 588 00:18:53,972 --> 00:18:56,624 Uh, hello, Belchers... time is money, 589 00:18:56,631 --> 00:19:00,400 - and I believe it's pay me o'clock. - I'm gonna play him. 590 00:19:00,445 --> 00:19:01,812 Bobby, are you sure? 591 00:19:01,816 --> 00:19:03,016 That's a lot of money. 592 00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,620 We don't have any other choice, Lin. 593 00:19:04,625 --> 00:19:06,159 He's gonna raise the rent... I have to. 594 00:19:06,198 --> 00:19:09,667 Bobby, your finger crotch looks like a '70s porno. 595 00:19:09,709 --> 00:19:12,227 Mr. Fischoeder, we have a proposition. 596 00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,234 Wonderful. 597 00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:14,706 - You and me... - Hmm. 598 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:17,278 Rock, Paper, Scissors, Double or nothing. 599 00:19:17,319 --> 00:19:19,570 Oh, I like this. 600 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,627 One match for all the beans. 601 00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,917 If I lose, you owe me nothing. 602 00:19:22,921 --> 00:19:25,072 If I win, you pay me $10,000. 603 00:19:25,079 --> 00:19:27,781 Double or nothing, that's also my approach to underpants. 604 00:19:27,821 --> 00:19:29,388 Shall we dance? 605 00:19:29,393 --> 00:19:33,029 Rock, Paper, Scissors. 606 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:34,373 Rock, Paper, Scissors. 607 00:19:34,377 --> 00:19:36,845 Rock, Paper, Scissors. 608 00:19:36,852 --> 00:19:38,720 - One... - Rock, Paper, Scissors. 609 00:19:38,759 --> 00:19:40,727 - two... - Rock, Paper, Scissors. 610 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:42,567 - three... - Rock, Paper, Scissors. 611 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:44,873 shoot! 612 00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,552 No! 613 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,324 Oh, you did it, Bobby! 614 00:20:09,364 --> 00:20:10,898 I misread you, Bob. 615 00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:12,737 Didn't think could throw scissors with that hand. 616 00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:14,810 I thought you were a little bit of a... 617 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:16,167 - a wussy. - Told you, Dad. 618 00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,321 I got you out of this. 619 00:20:17,325 --> 00:20:18,959 No, you got me into this. 620 00:20:18,964 --> 00:20:19,997 And out of it. 621 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,634 - In, in, in, in, - Out, out, out, out, 622 00:20:21,639 --> 00:20:22,673 - in, in, in. - out, out, out. 623 00:20:22,677 --> 00:20:23,677 - Stop. - Out. 624 00:20:23,713 --> 00:20:25,080 Well, I guess we're even. 625 00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:27,787 Or we run it back... double the double. 626 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,028 - 20 grand, one throw... let's do this. - I'm game. 627 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,436 You've got a hot hand, Dad, use it. 628 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,507 Yeah, keep the luck going, Meryl Streak. 629 00:20:33,547 --> 00:20:34,730 No, no, this is over. 630 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,968 No more gambling. 631 00:20:35,972 --> 00:20:37,205 So we're not in trouble anymore? 632 00:20:37,243 --> 00:20:39,094 Of course you're in trouble. 633 00:20:39,133 --> 00:20:41,267 Could you point that in another direction? 634 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:43,074 Sorry. Eh, it's all right. 635 00:20:43,114 --> 00:20:44,647 That's... crazy stream of blood. 636 00:20:44,651 --> 00:20:46,419 That's a lot of blood... 637 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,943 Pass out if we're not in trouble. 638 00:20:48,983 --> 00:20:51,251 You're not in trouble... mmm. 639 00:20:51,258 --> 00:20:52,258 Yay! 640 00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:54,496 All right, kids, help me get him in the car. 641 00:20:54,502 --> 00:20:55,702 We're going back to the hospital. 642 00:20:55,706 --> 00:20:56,773 Yay! 643 00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:58,344 Hit it. 644 00:20:58,349 --> 00:21:00,317 Oh, he did. 645 00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:02,927 ? When Bob sees blood 646 00:21:02,931 --> 00:21:04,565 ? And screams and passes out 647 00:21:04,570 --> 00:21:07,205 ? Then Mr. Fisch checks in and cashes out ? 648 00:21:07,212 --> 00:21:09,614 ? What more do you want 649 00:21:09,621 --> 00:21:12,506 ? When kids run the restaurant? ? 650 00:21:12,514 --> 00:21:14,181 Hey, sailor. 651 00:21:14,186 --> 00:21:16,221 Ooh, nice pants. 652 00:21:16,227 --> 00:21:19,129 ? Marshmallow played a game of Surgery Sam ? 653 00:21:19,138 --> 00:21:22,173 ? And all this 'cause Bob cut his hand ? 654 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,249 ? What more do you want 655 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:26,956 ? When kids run the restaurant? ? 656 00:21:27,006 --> 00:21:31,556 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 46243

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