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HUGO: Will the burger be hot enough?
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Hot enough to kill the deadly bacteria?
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Or is it so cool that
I will shut you down?
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One sixty-three,
one sixty-four...
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One sixty-five.
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Hot patty. It's safe. Damn it!
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- Yay!
- Yay!
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Grade-A ground beef.
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Meaning we dropped it
on the ground. Louise.
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Are we done here, Hugo? Almost.
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There's just the little matter
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of your handwashing certification.
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I don't see it prominently
displayed anywhere.
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Come on, nobody needs to
be certified in handwashing.
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Yeah! Hands off my hands, government!
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If you wish to remain open,
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you will attend a one day seminar
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exploring the 32 steps
of proper hand sanitation.
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I'm not taking that seminar.
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Not before you watch
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- the introductory DVD, you're not.
- Ugh.
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- Come on, Hugo.
- And here's your "C" rating.
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Which will remain in your
window until you graduate.
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What?! Hugo, you're an awful man.
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Uh, wrong, Bob.
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I'm a "lawful" man. (laughs)
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Falafel man.
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- Waffle man.
- Omelettes.
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Am I doing it right?
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We should get going, Hugo.
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Who're you going to harass next, guys?
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Well, Bob, if you must know,
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perhaps you've heard
our town is now home
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to a disgusting nude beach?
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There've been reports of
vendors there serving food
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while n-n... naked.
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That's how the vendors
served food in the Bible.
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- Don't drag religion into this.
- Sorry.
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So long, Bob.
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Get certified or that "C"
will stand for "closed."
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(laughs)
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Hi. I'm Andre Royo.
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I played Bubbles
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on the critically
acclaimed series The Wire.
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Today I'm here to talk about
a different kind of bubbles.
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Soap bubbles.
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Remember: When washing your hands,
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do it for the time it takes
to count to a thousand.
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One... two... three... four...
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(groans) Bobby, when are you and me
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gonna go to that nude beach
that Hugo was talking about?
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Ugh. Nude beaches are
full of overweight,
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out-of-shape old bodies
and I don't want to go there
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and realize I look exactly like that.
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I'll go with you, Mom.
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Mother-daughter nudity day. Fun!
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I'm pretty sure it's no kids allowed.
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No kids allowed?
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Hmm...
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Look through here and
tell me what you see.
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TINA: It's a cliff.
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My turn!
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That's a cliff, all right.
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Tina, you nailed it!
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No, it's a cliff that
overlooks the nude beach.
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And if we figure out
how to get up there,
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we could sell tours... nudity tours...
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to teenage boys.
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It's like the Internet, but outside.
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Yes!
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Hey, whoa, God!
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We're not even at the
nude beach yet, you.
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Guess my boobs didn't get the memo. Ha!
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LINDA: It's like we're in Paris.
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- I love it.
- I know.
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C'est la vie. Let's go! Whoo!
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Keep hacking! Come on, guys,
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we're gonna be the Lewis
and Clark of nudism!
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I'll be the Sacajawea.
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Of sacks!
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This is fun!
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(gasps) You already
took your bottoms off!
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Whoa, whoa! What kind of shape is that?
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I don't know, it started
out to be a triangle,
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but then I had to do it myself,
and then, I don't know...
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it's like a flower or something. Whoa.
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Check out the hot guys
in the drum circle.
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Hi.
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Hey, that looks like... Oh, my God!
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Bobby, you're not gonna believe this.
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He was at the nude beach!
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Wait, who was there? Hugo!
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Yeah, he was trying
to shut the place down.
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No, he's one of them now.
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One of what? A nudist! Nudie!
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He was playing in the waves.
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(chuckles) Dancing around.
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He looked like, ah...
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Madonna in the "Cherish" video.
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Th-that's not possible.
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He said he took a leave
of absence to be nude.
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So... Hugo's not our
health inspector anymore?
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Do you know what this means?
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We're free! Ah! Oh, oh!
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No more surprise inspections! Ha, ha!
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No more stupid violations!
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And I am not going to
the handwashing class!
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Filth!
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I wash my hands.
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Unbelievable.
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Hugo the health inspector is a nudist!
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I know, can you believe it?
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Gretchen and I spotted him
from across the sands...
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Out with the bad air,
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in with the nude air.
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Don't be embarrassed, Linda.
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Yes, we were once an item,
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and true, we never saw
each other nude back then...
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unfortunately...
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but better late than never.
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What happened? I thought you
were gonna shut this place down.
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Oh, my investigation?
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Let's just say what I uncovered
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in that investigation
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was my very own soul. Wow.
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The old Hugo would have seen this man
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as a health hazard, pure and simple.
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The new Hugo sees only a man.
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A nude man selling blondies.
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Three blondies, please.
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Whoa, wai... Wha...
Where'd you pull that from?
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My fanny pack. Where's your fanny pack?
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Oop. Oh-ho! There it is.
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Well, it kind of makes sense.
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I mean, the guy was wound so tight
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he was like a tubby little time bomb.
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Teletubby time bomb.
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Kids! Come in here! I have amazing news.
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Can't it wait? We're tired.
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And rashy. (grunts)
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Where were you? Bushwacking
a trail to the nude overlook.
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Dad, before you say anything,
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know that we're gonna come
out of this deal stinkin' rich!
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And we're gonna put a
roof over you and Ma.
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Well, good luck. I'd pay not
to have to look at those people.
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Hey, Dad, whoa, whoa, whoa, rewind.
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I'd like to hear your amazing news.
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Everyone, Hugo is not a
health inspector anymore.
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He's a nudist! (door bell jangles)
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Ron! I think I know why you're here.
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Go ahead, I'll pretend I haven't heard.
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It's true.
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Hugo has taken a leave of absence.
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We miss him terribly and
hope for his speedy return.
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Ha-ha! Right.
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All right, well,
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I'd like you to meet Hugo's replacement.
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Hey, hello, Tommy Jaronda.
Pleasure to meet you.
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Hi. Uh... what, you're the new Hugo?
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Well, there's only one Hugo.
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Yeah, well, I'm here,
so let's get into it.
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Oh, um... listen,
Inspector, uh, Jaronda,
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I know you're just doing your job,
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but we got inspected two days ago, so...
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Yeah, yeah, it's cool, Bob.
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Yeah, yeah, you know
what? Call me Tommy.
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Okay, Tommy.
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All right.
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I'm seeing a lot of
tickytacky fouls here.
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What, he made you go to
a handwashing seminar?
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That's some major B.S.
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Pardon my language,
kids. How are you? Hello.
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No sweat off our ass.
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Yeah, that Hugo, he kind
of had it out for us.
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Ugh. I-I can't stand
inspectors like that.
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You know? Makes us look like turds.
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"No one can make you look like a turd
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without your permission."
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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Ha! This kid's a trip!
Funny stuff, funny stuff.
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You know what? I'm actually, uh...
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I'm starving. You hungry, Ron-Ton?
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You mean eat one of Bob's burgers?
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Hugo would never... Oh, come on, Ron.
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This guy... (laughs)
How tall is this guy?
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(chuckling): He's pretty tall. The
leaning tower of ta... of tall guy.
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(Bob laughs) I'm giving
you a hard time, come here.
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Hey, Bob, can you grill us up a couple?
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Um... is this part of the inspection?
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Uh, yeah, something I like
to call the mouth inspection.
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(laughing)
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Okay. (continues laughing)
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Whoa! This is incredible!
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Wow, first time I ever got a compliment
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from a health inspector.
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Bob, question: You like rock?
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Um, yeah.
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I like rock... music.
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Is that what you're talking about?
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- Yes.
- Okay.
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You know, I play almost every night
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over at Pistol McSwish's
Basketball and Brew.
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You should come by.
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Th-That'd be great. Absolutely.
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What your burger did to my mouth,
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my music is gonna do to your ears.
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(laughs) That's great... (laughs)
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Come here, come here.
All right, all right.
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Get out of here, man.
What are you doing?
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Yeah, come here. Oh. You got me.
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What, you punching me?
I'm punching you back.
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I think Dad just got to
second base with that guy.
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What are you doing
this weekend, brother?
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I would like to visit the nude beach
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and see the naked people.
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You only live once, right, my sister?
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Haven't you heard?
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Kids aren't allowed on the nude beach.
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No!
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Unfair, isn't it?
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Well, what if I told you that
you could see the nude beach?
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Mm!
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All the dingles... Ooh.
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All the dongles... Ahh.
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All for one low price.
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I want to see the dongles!
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Hell, yeah! Cocoa-buttered boobies!
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Sign up here to see
the buff from the bluff!
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Don't be shy... they certainly aren't.
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DARRYL: Hello, Louise.
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Darryl, you interested?
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You strike me as more of an indoor nerd.
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I am interested,
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but not as a customer...
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as a key member of your team.
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For a piece of the action?
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Oh-ho-ho,
is that so?
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(laughs) It is so.
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If you're nudie watching
from the top of a bluff,
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I've got something
that'll double your money.
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Basically, this is
the Hubble for boobies.
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I've seen my neighbor across the street
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put her bra and girdle
on hundreds of times.
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Aren't girdles for old people?
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They are. And she is.
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Nice.
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(panting, grunting with effort)
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(groans)
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How come we're doing all the lugging?
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You're also doing all the yapping.
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TINA: Nudes, ho!
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Starting tomorrow, we're
gonna be flush with ass-cash.
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Whatcha doin', Pops?
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Hitting the streets for some hooch?
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No, he's off to Pistol McSwish's
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to see the new health
inspector play his rock.
256
00:08:38,909 --> 00:08:40,142
I have to go.
257
00:08:40,143 --> 00:08:41,744
We want to keep this guy on our side.
258
00:08:41,778 --> 00:08:43,646
Tommy! I was just heading
out to catch your set...
259
00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,247
Bob! You're never gonna believe it!
260
00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:47,981
That idiot who owns Pistol McSwish's
261
00:08:47,982 --> 00:08:49,733
told me I can't play there anymore!
262
00:08:49,768 --> 00:08:52,069
What? How come? 'Cause
he don't know nothin'
263
00:08:52,069 --> 00:08:54,437
about good rock, that's how come. Aw.
264
00:08:54,470 --> 00:08:56,304
Wait... Hey, I could play here.
265
00:08:56,339 --> 00:08:57,906
Here? Uh, what? Yeah.
266
00:08:57,906 --> 00:08:59,306
- Nah.
- Yeah, no.
267
00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:01,942
The acoustics in here are not...
268
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,077
No. The acoustics in here are great.
269
00:09:04,078 --> 00:09:06,096
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
sounds good in here.
270
00:09:06,096 --> 00:09:07,579
Oh, clapping. Clapping's
fun. Echo. Echo.
271
00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:09,598
Stop. Stop. Echo. Echo.
272
00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:11,583
Gene, stop. Gene. Ah! Ah!
273
00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:12,944
Oh, it's done. I'm grabbing my amp.
274
00:09:12,951 --> 00:09:15,486
Maybe it won't be so bad.
275
00:09:15,486 --> 00:09:18,288
? I'm a bad man with a master plan ?
276
00:09:18,288 --> 00:09:21,107
? And the ladies call me Tex
277
00:09:21,141 --> 00:09:23,976
? And the one thing
all the ladies know is ?
278
00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:26,961
? I'm good at
having... (grunts rapidly)
279
00:09:26,995 --> 00:09:28,645
? Sex, sex, sex,
sex, sex, sex, sex ?
280
00:09:28,680 --> 00:09:30,314
? I leave my shirt on, that's okay ?
281
00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:32,281
? Don't make me feel
self-conscious, babe ?
282
00:09:32,282 --> 00:09:35,585
? Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex, when
you're done, say that was fun ?
283
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,869
? We might've made a little
son, I'm good at sex ?
284
00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,637
? You're bad at sex, I'm good
at sex, you're bad at sex ?
285
00:09:39,638 --> 00:09:41,906
? I'm good at sex,
you're bad at sex ?
286
00:09:41,939 --> 00:09:43,273
? I'm good at sex, you're bad
at sex, I'm good at sex... ?
287
00:09:43,307 --> 00:09:45,975
(Tommy continues singing) Oh, my God.
288
00:09:49,797 --> 00:09:51,197
(quietly): Tommy's music is terrible.
289
00:09:51,198 --> 00:09:52,498
He's driving out all the customers.
290
00:09:52,499 --> 00:09:54,334
You told him he could
play here all week?
291
00:09:54,334 --> 00:09:56,034
(quietly): I don't think I did.
292
00:09:56,035 --> 00:09:59,304
I did. But this is still way
better than dealing with Hugo.
293
00:09:59,304 --> 00:10:00,838
You got to say something.
294
00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:03,207
What about that song,
"Elderly Prostitute"?
295
00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:05,508
? Da, da, da, da, da,
elderly prostitute ?
296
00:10:05,508 --> 00:10:07,559
? Da, da, da, boo, ba,
elderly prostitute... ?
297
00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:09,244
All right, I'll say something.
298
00:10:09,244 --> 00:10:11,245
So, what'd you guys think?
Did you like my rock?
299
00:10:11,246 --> 00:10:13,681
D'oh. Tommy, that, uh... rocked.
300
00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,016
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Linda, what'd you think?
301
00:10:16,017 --> 00:10:18,018
Ha! Did it speak to you as a lady?
302
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,519
Now be honest. It screamed
in my face as a lady.
303
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,888
Oh, Mom loved it. Sell her a CD.
304
00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,056
Done. Yeah, listen, Tommy,
305
00:10:25,056 --> 00:10:27,725
can I talk to you about something
I... Come on, let's go backstage.
306
00:10:27,726 --> 00:10:29,560
Let's go. What? Oh. Okay.
307
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:30,994
(door bell jangles) Hmm!
308
00:10:30,995 --> 00:10:32,762
WhooMan.
309
00:10:32,795 --> 00:10:35,397
What people don't know about
rock, it's a very physical...
310
00:10:35,398 --> 00:10:37,899
experience, you know?
It's-it's very athletic.
311
00:10:37,899 --> 00:10:39,900
You're moving around a lot. Yeah, yeah.
312
00:10:39,901 --> 00:10:42,370
You noticed that. It's almost
like you moved around too much.
313
00:10:42,370 --> 00:10:44,270
Yeah, I've gotten all kinds
of comments, you know...
314
00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,840
"you move around a lot," "you
seem to be having a hard time."
315
00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:48,574
Yeah, I can see that one, a little bit.
316
00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:50,408
"You're jumping around
for no reason." Right.
317
00:10:50,409 --> 00:10:52,510
"You know, your eyes are
bulging weird. It's off-putting,"
318
00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,711
this and that... but that's
what they said about Queen.
319
00:10:54,712 --> 00:10:57,130
Yeah. Did they? Uh, in rock in general.
320
00:10:57,130 --> 00:10:59,532
Hey, uh, Tommy, uh...
you know, our place
321
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,684
is sort of a family restaurant and...
322
00:11:01,684 --> 00:11:04,602
some of your songs are a little risqu�.
323
00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:07,588
So I was thinking, maybe
don't... Wait. Hold on a second.
324
00:11:07,589 --> 00:11:10,391
Before I forget, I got a
little something here for you...
325
00:11:10,391 --> 00:11:13,126
it's your inspection file.
There's nothing on here.
326
00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:15,127
That's right! Clean
slate. You're welcome.
327
00:11:15,128 --> 00:11:17,562
Wow. Really? Yeah, come on, shut up.
328
00:11:17,562 --> 00:11:19,997
Well, thanks, Tommy. Oh, man.
329
00:11:20,032 --> 00:11:21,732
I still got all that
mojo flowing through me.
330
00:11:21,732 --> 00:11:23,266
You know, I-I got to get it out.
331
00:11:23,267 --> 00:11:24,801
I'm gonna take this van to the beach
332
00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,568
and peel off some
burnies. You want to come?
333
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,555
Um... what's a... wh-what's a burny?
334
00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,355
(tires screeching, Tommy laughing)
335
00:11:31,390 --> 00:11:33,641
(laughing) Ah! Ah, I'm gonna throw up!
336
00:11:33,641 --> 00:11:36,092
I want to go home! What? This is fun!
337
00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:38,310
Oh, no more burnies!
338
00:11:38,311 --> 00:11:40,629
All right, people, line
up! You'll see we have
339
00:11:40,629 --> 00:11:43,064
many noteworthy specimens
on the beach today.
340
00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:46,267
Only a dollar to get a closer
look at the action. Step right up!
341
00:11:46,267 --> 00:11:48,519
Look through this tube, see some boob.
342
00:11:48,552 --> 00:11:50,586
Give me the green, see some peen.
343
00:11:53,956 --> 00:11:55,557
Hey, this is gross.
344
00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:58,060
We came all this way to see old people?
345
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,059
Ew! Nasty!
346
00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:00,060
You tricked us.
347
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,494
I want my money back.
348
00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:02,729
Uh-oh.
349
00:12:02,730 --> 00:12:04,297
Whoa-whoa, wait,
whoa-ho-ho, you guys,
350
00:12:04,297 --> 00:12:06,732
you're looking at this the wrong way.
351
00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,100
You want to see nice bodies?!
352
00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:10,951
Get a magazine! This is real, people!
353
00:12:10,952 --> 00:12:12,637
Check out that guy. What is that?
354
00:12:12,637 --> 00:12:14,805
Is that a liver spot?
Is that a birthmark?
355
00:12:14,806 --> 00:12:17,123
Is that a third nipple? Who knows?
356
00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:18,824
You can't write this crap!
357
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,526
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Let me see.
358
00:12:21,961 --> 00:12:23,928
I get it.
359
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:26,680
Yeah, I guess, on
second look, it's better.
360
00:12:28,449 --> 00:12:30,516
This, uh... first song goes pretty deep.
361
00:12:30,517 --> 00:12:32,001
It's called "Daddy."
362
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,470
Uh... at least it's,
uh, uh, a family song.
363
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:38,272
? Daddy! You abandoned me!
364
00:12:38,273 --> 00:12:41,175
? Daddy! You sold drugs to me!
365
00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:45,328
? Punches are not hugs to me!
366
00:12:45,361 --> 00:12:47,129
Eh. It's no "Elderly Prostitute."
367
00:12:47,162 --> 00:12:49,363
Bobby, you said you talked to him.
368
00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:50,832
Uh, I did, kinda.
369
00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:52,567
But then he wiped our record clean.
370
00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,802
? Daddy! You're my enemy!
371
00:12:55,836 --> 00:12:58,771
(sobbing) ? You are
my enemy! My enemy!
372
00:12:58,805 --> 00:13:01,040
BOTH: ? You are my
enemy! My enemy! ?
373
00:13:01,040 --> 00:13:02,474
? My enemy!
374
00:13:02,475 --> 00:13:03,641
No, don't.
375
00:13:03,641 --> 00:13:04,875
It's just me, just me, just me.
376
00:13:04,876 --> 00:13:06,477
? My enemy! Oh, sorry.
377
00:13:06,511 --> 00:13:08,345
? You, you, you!
378
00:13:08,345 --> 00:13:11,964
? The Itsy-Bitsy Stripper
climbed up the brassy pole ?
379
00:13:11,964 --> 00:13:15,667
? Down came her legs and
wrapped around my soul ?
380
00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:19,470
? Weave your web of your sexy web ?
381
00:13:19,470 --> 00:13:22,922
? Weave your sexy web around me ?
382
00:13:22,956 --> 00:13:26,508
? Weave your web,
weave your naughty web ?
383
00:13:26,509 --> 00:13:31,864
? Around my body,
my beautiful body ?
384
00:13:31,863 --> 00:13:36,082
? My beautiful legs,
my beautiful torso ?
385
00:13:36,082 --> 00:13:40,836
? Weave that web around me...
386
00:13:40,836 --> 00:13:42,353
GENE: Hurdles on a beach?
387
00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:44,589
What are those silly
little skin bags up to now?
388
00:13:44,589 --> 00:13:45,789
Wait a second.
389
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:47,574
This can't be.
390
00:13:47,574 --> 00:13:49,058
Ow!
391
00:13:49,059 --> 00:13:51,894
Uh, guys, you might
want to buy seats now,
392
00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:53,345
for tomorrow's event.
393
00:13:53,379 --> 00:13:55,330
ZEKE: "Nudecathlon."
394
00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:57,748
That sounds like decathlon, but nude.
395
00:13:57,749 --> 00:13:59,200
They're naked and old
396
00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,034
and they're bringing home the gold!
397
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:04,002
Go! You go talk to him!
398
00:14:04,003 --> 00:14:05,838
All right.
399
00:14:05,839 --> 00:14:08,540
Tommy, listen, there's something
I need to talk to you about.
400
00:14:08,540 --> 00:14:10,241
I was thinking, maybe, um...
401
00:14:10,241 --> 00:14:13,677
you could take some time off
from performing... uh, here.
402
00:14:13,711 --> 00:14:15,679
What? What, what are
talking about, Bobby boy?
403
00:14:15,712 --> 00:14:17,079
It's just that, um...
404
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,581
you know, you could be performing at...
405
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,048
at way different places.
406
00:14:20,082 --> 00:14:21,583
Huh, it's almost like you're saying
407
00:14:21,584 --> 00:14:23,017
you don't want me to play here anymore.
408
00:14:23,051 --> 00:14:24,551
No. Not... No.
409
00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,053
You... took that the wrong way. Uh-huh.
410
00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,954
What I meant was... you're great. Right.
411
00:14:27,955 --> 00:14:29,455
Um, but just not maybe for, for here.
412
00:14:29,456 --> 00:14:30,857
I'll tell you what's funny,
413
00:14:30,857 --> 00:14:32,591
you know, that's what the manager
414
00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:33,959
over at Pistol McSwish's said, too.
415
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:35,726
Did he? Yeah, kind of exactly.
416
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:37,561
Oh. And it's a shame
about that guy... you know,
417
00:14:37,562 --> 00:14:38,829
he got shut down by me.
418
00:14:38,863 --> 00:14:40,196
What are you doing?
419
00:14:40,197 --> 00:14:41,865
You know, I hate to
say this, but, you know,
420
00:14:41,865 --> 00:14:43,465
you got rat turds on your floor, man,
421
00:14:43,466 --> 00:14:44,867
and, yeah, I-I gotta write
that up, unfortunately.
422
00:14:44,868 --> 00:14:46,401
What? Tommy, that's crazy.
423
00:14:46,401 --> 00:14:48,803
You just carry around bags
of rat turds in your pocket?
424
00:14:48,804 --> 00:14:50,771
Yeah, I don't know what
you're talking about.
425
00:14:50,805 --> 00:14:52,739
Yeah, look over... see, I see
some more right over here, see?
426
00:14:52,773 --> 00:14:54,474
You didn't even empty that one!
427
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:55,875
You're saying a rat just came in here
428
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:57,476
and tossed a bag of
its poop on my floor?
429
00:14:57,477 --> 00:14:59,047
Yeah, that's a thing that happens.
430
00:14:59,078 --> 00:15:01,212
And look, you know, it can all go away.
431
00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:02,614
Just let me do an encore,
432
00:15:02,614 --> 00:15:04,047
and then come back and play every night.
433
00:15:04,048 --> 00:15:06,250
No, Tommy! You're not
gonna hold us hostage
434
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,917
with your crappy music and your threats!
435
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:09,118
Crappy?!
436
00:15:09,119 --> 00:15:10,887
So get out of my restaurant, Tommy!
437
00:15:10,887 --> 00:15:12,888
Okay! Of course, you
know what this means:
438
00:15:12,889 --> 00:15:15,790
Until further notice,
you are shut down, my man!
439
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:18,259
Fine! Why don't you get out, my man?!
440
00:15:18,259 --> 00:15:21,461
Oh, gladly, my man!
441
00:15:21,461 --> 00:15:24,096
Oh, and guess what?!
You do have bulging eyes!
442
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,731
And it is off-putting!
443
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:28,199
So, uh... h-how did, uh, how'd it go?
444
00:15:28,233 --> 00:15:30,601
Great.
445
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,471
We're hungry, Bobby! Open up!
446
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,573
I can't, Teddy. Tommy closed us down.
447
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:43,540
If I serve you, I could go to jail.
448
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:45,509
We're willing to take that chance!
449
00:15:45,542 --> 00:15:46,876
If Tommy doesn't let us open,
450
00:15:46,877 --> 00:15:48,378
we'll be broke by next week!
451
00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:49,879
We gotta fix this, Bobby!
452
00:15:49,879 --> 00:15:53,231
There's only one person
who can help us now.
453
00:15:54,099 --> 00:15:55,499
Oh, God.
454
00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,201
Oh, don't be so nervous. It's natural.
455
00:15:57,201 --> 00:15:58,518
What's going on here, anyway?
456
00:15:58,552 --> 00:16:00,837
- Naked field day! Fun!
- Ugh.
457
00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:02,054
Bubbila, bubbila.
458
00:16:02,055 --> 00:16:03,956
There he is. I can't believe
459
00:16:03,957 --> 00:16:05,724
I'm gonna grovel to a naked Hugo.
460
00:16:05,724 --> 00:16:07,575
Bob! Linda! You're just in time
461
00:16:07,576 --> 00:16:09,277
to see me excel at nude tetherball!
462
00:16:09,277 --> 00:16:11,361
Hugo, look, I've come
to ask for your help.
463
00:16:11,362 --> 00:16:13,830
The guy who replaced you
shut down the restaurant.
464
00:16:13,864 --> 00:16:15,931
Oh, Bob, that's a pity.
465
00:16:15,932 --> 00:16:17,867
But the health-inspecting world
doesn't interest me anymore.
466
00:16:17,867 --> 00:16:19,434
Come on. This guy's nuts, Hugo.
467
00:16:19,435 --> 00:16:21,536
He, he planted rat poop.
You wouldn't even do that.
468
00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:23,237
Listen to you, Bob!
469
00:16:23,238 --> 00:16:24,571
It's all about things with you!
470
00:16:24,571 --> 00:16:27,674
Restaurants! Rat feces! Underwear!
471
00:16:27,708 --> 00:16:30,309
Oh, God. Today is the Nudecathlon,
472
00:16:30,309 --> 00:16:32,978
so either you join
me in nude brotherhood
473
00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:35,513
or kindly return to
your clothed country.
474
00:16:35,547 --> 00:16:37,148
All right, all right.
475
00:16:37,148 --> 00:16:39,449
What, what if I did join
you? The more the merrier.
476
00:16:39,450 --> 00:16:41,217
But what if I competed and beat you?
477
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,624
(chuckles) Uh, you won't.
478
00:16:42,652 --> 00:16:44,787
But if I did, would
you help us out then?
479
00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:47,388
Is this some kind of bet,
Bob? Yeah. It's a bet.
480
00:16:47,389 --> 00:16:48,923
And what do, what do I get if I win?
481
00:16:48,923 --> 00:16:50,791
Well, what do you
want? You have to cater
482
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,633
the Nudecathlon closing
ceremony for free.
483
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,912
If this is what it takes,
this is what it takes.
484
00:16:56,912 --> 00:16:58,880
Bob, you do realize what
you're getting yourself into.
485
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:00,582
A nudecathlon has 27 events,
486
00:17:00,582 --> 00:17:01,899
not including warm-up freeze tag.
487
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:03,217
I quit.
488
00:17:03,218 --> 00:17:05,886
No, Bobby, come on! You can do it!
489
00:17:05,886 --> 00:17:07,487
(groans)
490
00:17:08,788 --> 00:17:10,238
Parlays, exactas, trifectas!
491
00:17:10,239 --> 00:17:12,607
We're taking all action, people!
492
00:17:12,607 --> 00:17:14,475
Louise, you're gonna want to see this.
493
00:17:17,128 --> 00:17:18,628
(wailing groan)
494
00:17:18,629 --> 00:17:19,896
(screams)
495
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:21,397
We played with fire,
496
00:17:21,398 --> 00:17:23,665
and this is what we
get... fire in our eyes!
497
00:17:23,666 --> 00:17:26,101
I think Dad looks pretty good,
considering he's had three kids.
498
00:17:26,101 --> 00:17:28,086
Hey, Dad, stop stretching like that!
499
00:17:28,086 --> 00:17:29,920
Oh, my God!
500
00:17:29,921 --> 00:17:31,054
(blows whistle)
501
00:17:31,089 --> 00:17:32,422
Zeke here, calling the action for you
502
00:17:32,422 --> 00:17:33,639
on this sunny afternoon.
503
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,001
There can only be one winner today,
504
00:17:35,008 --> 00:17:37,393
but many floppy wieners.
505
00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:39,427
And they're off!
506
00:17:39,461 --> 00:17:40,895
Doughboy's out to an early lead!
507
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,293
(panting)
508
00:17:42,297 --> 00:17:44,448
Go, Bobby, go!
509
00:17:44,448 --> 00:17:48,901
? History repeats itself,
try, and you'll succeed... ?
510
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:51,570
You've got a tough
day ahead of you, Bob.
511
00:17:51,603 --> 00:17:53,104
? And you can have your dream
512
00:17:53,105 --> 00:17:56,407
? You're the best around
513
00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:57,707
Ooh!
514
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,075
Like sand through his hourglass!
515
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:02,685
? You're the best around
516
00:18:02,695 --> 00:18:04,519
? Nothing's ever
gonna keep you down ?
517
00:18:04,546 --> 00:18:06,103
? You're the best around...
518
00:18:06,115 --> 00:18:07,915
Point: Hugo.
519
00:18:07,949 --> 00:18:11,607
? Nothing's ever gonna
keep you down... ?
520
00:18:14,037 --> 00:18:15,694
Big fatty wins the tug!
521
00:18:15,704 --> 00:18:18,656
Bad luck, little fatty!
522
00:18:18,657 --> 00:18:22,449
Three legs, four thighs
and two ding-dongs.
523
00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:24,534
Now that's one nasty bucket of chicken!
524
00:18:24,545 --> 00:18:25,545
(blows whistle)
525
00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:28,097
? Try your best to win them all ?
526
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,048
? And one day, time will tell
527
00:18:30,049 --> 00:18:32,968
? When you're the best
that's standing there ?
528
00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:35,169
? You'll reach the final bell
529
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,353
? I'm the best around
530
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,472
? Nothing's gonna
ever keep me down ?
531
00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:40,823
? I'm the best around...
532
00:18:40,824 --> 00:18:42,724
How are we holding up, Bob?
533
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:44,526
Fine! Just great!
534
00:18:44,526 --> 00:18:46,861
Well, I must say you've proven yourself
535
00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,228
a worthy naked adversary.
536
00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:50,497
But this last event
is for all the marbles.
537
00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:51,804
Don't say marbles.
538
00:18:51,832 --> 00:18:53,805
Line up for Greco-Roman wrestling!
539
00:18:53,834 --> 00:18:56,469
Go, Bobby! You're my big naked knight!
540
00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:57,558
I'm dying.
541
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:58,987
Gentlemen, enter the ring.
542
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:05,992
May the best nude win.
543
00:19:06,026 --> 00:19:07,960
May the best nude win.
544
00:19:07,994 --> 00:19:09,150
(blows whistle)
545
00:19:10,263 --> 00:19:12,664
(both grunting)
546
00:19:12,664 --> 00:19:13,848
Ah, not there.
547
00:19:13,849 --> 00:19:15,015
There you go. (grunts)
548
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:16,989
Take this one. Let go!
549
00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:19,102
Sweep the leg, Dad! Sweep the leg!
550
00:19:19,102 --> 00:19:22,004
Treat him like a naked pi�ata, Dad!
551
00:19:22,005 --> 00:19:23,589
Break him open for some candy!
552
00:19:23,589 --> 00:19:25,072
Okay, Bob, time to do this!
553
00:19:25,073 --> 00:19:28,040
Not today, Bob!
554
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,744
Oh! The little guy flips
the fay little a patty!
555
00:19:30,744 --> 00:19:32,828
We've got a pin! No!
556
00:19:32,829 --> 00:19:34,497
Yes! I win!
557
00:19:34,497 --> 00:19:36,030
You took Linda from me,
558
00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:38,032
you were the scourge
of my professional life,
559
00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:40,835
but this time, I win! (laughing wildly)
560
00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,425
You can get off me now, Hugo!
561
00:19:42,436 --> 00:19:43,703
Never!
562
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,871
(laughing): I win!
563
00:19:44,905 --> 00:19:46,839
Let's go home, Lin. All right.
564
00:19:46,839 --> 00:19:48,054
I win, win, win!
565
00:19:48,074 --> 00:19:50,041
Wow. That was rough.
566
00:19:50,041 --> 00:19:51,275
Naked and defeated.
567
00:19:51,276 --> 00:19:53,266
Just the way he entered this world.
568
00:19:54,945 --> 00:19:57,714
Bobby, you put your
pants on backwards, honey.
569
00:19:57,715 --> 00:19:59,883
Doesn't matter. None of it matters.
570
00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,550
We lost the restaurant, Lin.
571
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:03,552
Tina, let's put our
pants on backwards, too.
572
00:20:03,552 --> 00:20:04,986
Let's do it for Dad!
573
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,735
I'm wearing a skirt, but okay.
574
00:20:06,754 --> 00:20:09,322
(door bell jangles)
575
00:20:09,357 --> 00:20:11,091
Hugo? What are you doing here?
576
00:20:11,091 --> 00:20:12,958
And why are you wearing clothes?
577
00:20:12,959 --> 00:20:14,543
Or is that just body paint?
578
00:20:14,576 --> 00:20:17,618
Today, at the beach, you
tasted my sweet victory,
579
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:20,548
but I realized something:
It wasn't enough.
580
00:20:20,582 --> 00:20:22,149
What does that mean?
581
00:20:22,149 --> 00:20:24,317
I want to shut you down... I do...
582
00:20:24,318 --> 00:20:27,209
not some dirty doody-dropper... me.
583
00:20:27,220 --> 00:20:29,154
Until then, you're open for business.
584
00:20:29,155 --> 00:20:30,488
Ron?
585
00:20:30,488 --> 00:20:31,755
You got it, buddy.
586
00:20:31,790 --> 00:20:33,157
All right!
587
00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:34,464
Well, thanks, Hugo.
588
00:20:34,491 --> 00:20:36,259
All right, everyone! Load in!
589
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,445
- What's going on?
- The closing ceremony, Bob.
590
00:20:40,446 --> 00:20:42,147
Remember? You have to cater it.
591
00:20:42,147 --> 00:20:43,648
Disrobe at will!
592
00:20:43,649 --> 00:20:45,816
Don't bother with courtesy
tissues on the seats.
593
00:20:45,816 --> 00:20:47,551
Gettin' nude for food! I love it!
594
00:20:47,552 --> 00:20:49,119
Hold the buns. Am I right?!
595
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,321
Well, better clean up
the gum under the tables.
596
00:20:51,321 --> 00:20:52,655
I'll get to it.
597
00:20:52,656 --> 00:20:54,456
Tina, no. I hate you, Hugo.
598
00:20:54,456 --> 00:20:55,690
(cackles)
599
00:20:55,724 --> 00:20:57,942
Wait... what about Tommy Jaronda?
600
00:20:57,976 --> 00:21:00,727
How we doin', Jimmy Pesto's?
601
00:21:02,763 --> 00:21:04,564
? I'm a bad man with a master plan ?
602
00:21:04,565 --> 00:21:06,165
? And the ladies call me Tex ?
603
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:09,434
? And the one thing
all the ladies know is ?
604
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,402
? I'm good at having
605
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,238
? Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh,
sex-sex-sex-sex-sex ?
606
00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:17,023
? I'm good at sex, I'm good at sex ?
607
00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:20,676
? I'm very, very,
very, very good at sex ?
608
00:21:20,677 --> 00:21:23,795
? I am good, you are good, too
609
00:21:23,795 --> 00:21:26,280
? You're learning,
little by little ?
610
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:30,800
? I'm guiding you with
my hand and my arms ?
611
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:33,769
? I'm good at sex,
you're learning quick... ?
612
00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:38,369
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