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Okay, kids, you know the plan.
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When the ship docks,
Gene: bam, bullhorn!
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Abandon ship!
For Bob's Burgers.
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Then, Tina, when people start
coming ashore: pow, coupons!
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50% off to all cruise
ship passengers. Pow.
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Try "poo." That
always gets attention.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
No.
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Poo.
Use the bullhorn.
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No.
Poo.
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Never mind.
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Just don't say anything.
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Yeah, don't say anything.
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Where is everybody?
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Did you hand out the coupons?
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Yes. Oh, wait.
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No! What happened?
We practiced!
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We choked, Dad!
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We planned on handing them out,
but then it was noon,
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and then there was a bug
that landed on the ground,
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and anyway, the day just got
away from us.
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Oh, God...
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Rooty-toot-toot, someone's
wearin' a white suit!
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I think that's the captain, Lin.
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White pants, take a chance.
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Permission to come aboard?
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Permission given!
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I'm Captain Flarty.
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Is this restaurant seaman friendly?
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You know, I've tried burgers
from Maine to Mexico,
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but this is the best burger
I've ever had, Bob.
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Um, thank you.
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Maybe you could encourage
your passengers
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to try our burgers.
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I'll do you one better.
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Join me as a guest chef
on our cruise to Puerto Rico.
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Really? Ooh... Your family
will accompany you,
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of course.
Ten days, all expenses paid.
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Wow, that's, that's quite an offer...
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Uh... but we really can't afford
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to leave this place for that long.
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Come on! Hmph!
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Also, I'm, I'm supposed
to get a meat delivery,
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and the pickle guy's
coming, too, and...
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You're turning me down?
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Yeah. Sorry?
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Um...
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Well, then, would you at least
do me the honor
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of cooking just for tonight, Bob,
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at the captain's table
while we're docked?
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Say yes, say yes, say yes!
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Um... sure.
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Uh, yes.
Yay!
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Well, it's something.
We'll take it.
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Outstanding! And meanwhile, your
family will have, of course,
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free run of the ship,
and I, I do mean free.
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Take this VIP card,
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bride of Bob.
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Ooh...
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Women and children first.
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? And VIPs!
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Everyone, listen!
This ship is...!
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Fancy? Was he gonna
say fancy?
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Sexy?
Pregnant?
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A grand old dame?
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Don't tell us!
Let it be a surprise!
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What's so funny?
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Oh, just, uh...
funny fish I saw.
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If it's that one, it's hilarious.
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If it's that one, it's dead,
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which isn't funny.
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Welcome aboard the
Windbreaker, Belchers!
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Uh, thank you, Captain.
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This is our first time on...
Aah!
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Kiki likes you!
Go on.
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Oh, don't be afraid,
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pet him, pet him.
Uh, no, thanks.
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What is, what is... what is he?
I want you to pet him.
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He's a capybara.
Aren't you a capybara?
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It's the largest member
of the rodent family...
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After Gene.
Mm-hmm.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, Kiki!
That's a big BM, yes.
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All right, dinner's at six bells.
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My first mate here, Mr. Asch,
will show you to the galley.
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And you'll show the captain's
table how burgers are done.
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All right, Bobby, have fun cooking!
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Yeah.
Come on, kids.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I want to see
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how far Kiki gets with Dad's leg.
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Yeah...!
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Bob, this is our head chef, Duval.
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If you'll excuse me, duty calls.
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My replacement.
I hope that you have
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a hairnet for your face and arms.
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I'm not replacing you.
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I'm just cooking one meal
for one night
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for the captain's table.
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You remind me of me,
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back when I was the captain's
special guest chef
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for just "one night,"
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56 voyages ago!
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Ah, there's the dinner rolls.
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Why does your timer sound like that?
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It's French!
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Okay, over there is the movie theater,
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and beyond that is
the rock-climbing wall.
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A talking manatee?!
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I don't know what that is,
but I got to see it!
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All right. Us girls are
gonna go hit the spa.
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Pass. I'm gonna go
write dirty words on
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sunbathers' backs in sunscreen.
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Yeah, I'd rather not spend
all day in a...
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I can go to the spa.
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Look at you, making hamburgers
with your fancy beef
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for the fancy captain's
table, Mr. Squishy-Squashy.
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Mm-hmm. The regular
passengers will be enjoying
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my fresh vegetable stew.
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Um, none of those
vegetables are fresh.
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The passengers don't care.
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They only complain if we run out.
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And when they complain,
the captain gets angry.
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Is he a little crazy?
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Shh! He can hear you.
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He put a microphone
in the cheese grater.
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Act normal.
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Come on.
Hum, hum.
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Okay. Uh...
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That's it.
Humming like normal.
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Okay.
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He's a former
regional Star Search finalist...
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she's the sexiest sea cow
on the ocean.
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Together they're Herman and Marilyn!
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Why were you out so late
last night, Marilyn?
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Listen to this one.
Always up my butt.
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? Ooh-ooh-ooh, sexy lady,
ocean lady. ?
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This is so much safer than the sun.
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Come on, cook me.
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I can't work on minors.
Ship's regulations.
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I could lose my job.
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Marco, what if I told you I'm holding
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a life-threatening amount
of tension in my glutes?
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No glutes.
Calves?
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No.
Haunches?
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No.
Muffin top?
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Back fat?
No. Top of head only.
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Deal.
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Don't stop.
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Francesca, I don't want to be here,
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you don't want to be here.
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So let's make the best of it.
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Can you do this?
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Ooh! Cancel the rest
of my appointments.
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Nailed it!
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Why don't you jump into the
ocean and see me sometime?
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What's your name, handsome?
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No, it's Gene.
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Hi, Gene. Hygiene.
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Something this one could use
a little more of.
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Well, at least my jokes are fresh.
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Jokes? What jokes?
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You're the straight man.
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I use the term loosely.
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Well, you know loose.
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I prefer to be called
"flexible."
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My pants feel funny!
Good-bye!
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I need a summer drink
to go with my new summer glow!
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Hey, Isaac, daiquiri me!
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Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah. Who wants apps?
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I'll take 'em all!
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Hi, Gene. My scalp massage was fantastic.
Thanks for asking.
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How was the puppet show?
Weird.
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I felt like I had to pee
the whole time, but I didn't.
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Whoo, throw a ripped wedding
dress on this daiquiri
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'cause it is not a virgin!
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Go ahead and give yourself
a big tip on goldie.
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And this is my son. You can't tell
'cause he's pale and I'm so dark,
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but take care of him, all right?
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Looks like the boy
who's sweet on you has
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a silver spoon sticking
out of his mouth.
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Mm-hmm.
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I think we just found our meal ticket.
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Duval, you're sweating into your stew.
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Eh, saves on salt.
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Oh, God.
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I'm glad I'm leaving after this meal.
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It's like a hundred degrees in here.
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Oh, sorry. I was
hogging the fan.
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Okay. That doesn't work.
Thanks.
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Cool off.
Thank you.
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Cool off.
Take it away.
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Here you are.
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Ouch.
It's on my face.
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Ah-ah.
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Ah-ah.
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Ah-ah.
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Come on, lady.
Let her play it.
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You've had plenty.
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Ugh! Oysters?
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Yes, they're for the brunch tomorrow.
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Duval, these oysters are spoiled.
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You're spoiled. Okay. I
don't know why I thought
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you'd be interested in that,
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but, uh, don't serve those.
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I am serving them.
Don't serve those.
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I'm serving them.
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Captain would like to thank the chef.
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Oh!
I meant Bob.
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Oh.
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Huh?
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Hmm.
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Psst. Urgent whisper.
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Meet me later.
Cabin 308.
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Me?
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No, the other handsome
young man I'm whispering to.
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I wish I could, but we're
leaving after dessert.
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Well, if you're looking
for something sweet...
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Who are you whispering to?! Him?
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Oh, leave him alone.
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You leave him alone.
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I think you've embarrassed
yourself enough for one night!
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Remember, cabin 308!
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Honored guests, let's give
a big Windbreaker salute
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to guest chef Bob Belcher!
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That's my man!
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He made your burgers
and he made my babies!
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Ugh. Okay, kids, come on,
time to go...
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Are we moving?
Bob Belcher, everyone.
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Where's the land?
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Where's the land?
Where's the land?!
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Next stop, Puerto Rico.
What?!
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Looks like you'll be
my private chef after all.
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No, you can't do...
Linda, we're being shanghaied!
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Shanghaied? Ooh!
Ancient Chinese vacation!
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Yay!
Yahoo!
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Boobies!
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What?
Nothing.
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All right,
steady as she goes, Bob.
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I wouldn't call a ten-day,
all-expense-paid cruise
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"being shanghaied."
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But you can't force my family to be on
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this crazy boat for ten days.
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Oh, come on, Bobby.
It's a vacation.
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You deserve it.
We all do.
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Stop fighting it.
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This isn't a vacation,
Linda, it's a kidnapping.
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This is a slave ship.
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You're disoriented, Bob.
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It happens to some people
when they're at sea.
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You'll adjust once you let
yourself relax.
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Yeah, Bob. Give in.
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We're not missing anything at home.
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Hey, Bob, it's Demetri.
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I'm gonna leave your meat outside.
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Uh, you and Linda are
probably upstairs.
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Back in five minutes,
right, buddy? Ooh-ooh-ah-ah!
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All right.
257
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,780
Let's discuss your concerns
on the bridge, Bob,
258
00:10:18,822 --> 00:10:21,590
where there's s a ship-t-shore
radio you're free to use.
259
00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:24,102
You can call someone
and make arrangements.
260
00:10:24,144 --> 00:10:26,529
All right.
All right, good man.
261
00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:29,172
I'm gonna let him steer the boat.
That always works.
262
00:10:29,215 --> 00:10:30,816
You'll get your vacation.
263
00:10:30,855 --> 00:10:32,723
Kids, looks like we're on
this Puerto Rican cruise
264
00:10:32,763 --> 00:10:33,997
for the whole enchilada.
265
00:10:34,035 --> 00:10:36,202
So, now I can go to room 308.
266
00:10:36,228 --> 00:10:37,411
What's in room 308?
267
00:10:37,449 --> 00:10:38,750
I don't know!
268
00:10:38,788 --> 00:10:41,240
I wonder if Marco has
a 9:00 scalp shiatsu.
269
00:10:41,282 --> 00:10:42,916
I'll massage your scalp, Tina.
270
00:10:42,955 --> 00:10:45,239
Ow, ow, ow.
271
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:46,716
So, how does this work?
272
00:10:46,754 --> 00:10:48,989
The coast guard sends
a boat for us or...
273
00:10:49,031 --> 00:10:50,415
Wait, this isn't the bridge.
Mm-hmm.
274
00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:51,754
This is the galley.
275
00:10:51,792 --> 00:10:53,660
And your home for the next ten days.
276
00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:55,067
You're out of your mind.
277
00:10:55,106 --> 00:10:56,840
Yes... with hunger.
278
00:10:56,881 --> 00:10:59,616
Now get cooking, 'cause I've got
room for another burger.
279
00:10:59,658 --> 00:11:02,110
And oh! Oh, it looks
like Kiki does, too.
280
00:11:03,374 --> 00:11:05,608
Let him finish!
Yes, sir.
281
00:11:05,650 --> 00:11:07,617
Go ahead, Bob.
282
00:11:07,659 --> 00:11:09,493
Go ahead, run!
283
00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,901
Unless you can run on water,
there's nowhere for you to go!
284
00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:13,477
Damn it, you're right!
285
00:11:13,516 --> 00:11:15,751
Who's crazy now, Bob?
286
00:11:15,793 --> 00:11:17,360
You still are!
287
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,067
Ah...! Bob.
288
00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:21,174
Attention crew,
this is your captain.
289
00:11:21,215 --> 00:11:24,084
Our mustachioed guest chef
has gone missing.
290
00:11:24,127 --> 00:11:27,930
First one to find him gets
their passport back.
291
00:11:27,976 --> 00:11:31,646
All right, let's see
what these babies can do.
292
00:11:31,692 --> 00:11:35,094
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
293
00:11:35,140 --> 00:11:37,174
Francesca!
294
00:11:37,215 --> 00:11:39,349
Hey, Marco.
I'm four hours older.
295
00:11:39,390 --> 00:11:41,492
Maybe you can rub my neck now?
296
00:11:41,533 --> 00:11:42,867
Don't tire him out.
297
00:11:42,905 --> 00:11:44,772
Do you have penny slots?
298
00:11:44,814 --> 00:11:46,281
Yes, we do.
299
00:11:46,319 --> 00:11:48,137
Give me a whole roll of pennies
300
00:11:48,177 --> 00:11:49,661
'cause I feel lucky.
301
00:11:49,700 --> 00:11:51,368
Who is it?
302
00:11:51,407 --> 00:11:52,991
It's Gene.
303
00:11:53,031 --> 00:11:55,099
I can't talk long, he's in the shower.
304
00:11:55,139 --> 00:11:56,240
I got you this mug.
305
00:11:56,278 --> 00:11:57,378
I hope you "heart" cruising.
306
00:11:57,415 --> 00:11:59,166
Thank you. Uh!
307
00:11:59,206 --> 00:12:00,574
Marilyn, who
are you talking to?
308
00:12:00,613 --> 00:12:01,580
Uh, room service!
309
00:12:01,617 --> 00:12:02,784
He's jealous.
310
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,523
He never lets me out of his sight.
311
00:12:04,562 --> 00:12:06,363
I just need 100 bucks
for new headshots,
312
00:12:06,403 --> 00:12:07,971
then I can go solo.
313
00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:10,912
But where, oh, where will I get $100?!
314
00:12:10,955 --> 00:12:12,823
Well, maybe you...
315
00:12:12,863 --> 00:12:14,163
Oh, Gene, thank you!
316
00:12:14,203 --> 00:12:15,637
It'll just be a loan, I promise.
317
00:12:15,675 --> 00:12:18,293
Here's your first interest payment.
318
00:12:20,311 --> 00:12:22,012
Marilyn, you never wipe the seat!
319
00:12:22,052 --> 00:12:23,486
There's sea water everywhere!
320
00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,180
Run, my little cabbage!
321
00:12:26,219 --> 00:12:29,005
Run to $100!
322
00:12:34,035 --> 00:12:35,736
Yes!
323
00:12:35,776 --> 00:12:39,111
Help! SOS!
We've been kidnapped!
324
00:12:39,157 --> 00:12:41,725
Sorry, please repeat!
325
00:12:41,767 --> 00:12:44,402
We've been kidnapped!
My family's on this boat!
326
00:12:44,446 --> 00:12:48,082
Is everything
okay or is there a problem?
327
00:12:48,127 --> 00:12:50,462
Th-The captain is crazy!
328
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:51,671
Help us!
329
00:12:51,709 --> 00:12:54,277
All I hear is a funky bass line.
330
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,488
I know, because he's doing it!
331
00:12:56,529 --> 00:12:59,197
Stop turning the music on!
332
00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:02,208
Ha-ha! Very funny! Screw you!
333
00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:05,622
What's the matter, Bob, you don't like
334
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,802
high energy dance music?!
335
00:13:08,847 --> 00:13:12,399
Killer whale, killer whale,
killer whale! Orca!
336
00:13:12,445 --> 00:13:14,679
Whoo-ha-ha! Yeah!
337
00:13:14,722 --> 00:13:16,706
Uh, Bobby?
338
00:13:16,746 --> 00:13:18,847
Bobby?
339
00:13:18,889 --> 00:13:20,957
Have you kids seen your father?
340
00:13:20,997 --> 00:13:23,065
You mean that creepy guy
with the mustache?
341
00:13:23,106 --> 00:13:24,540
Yeah.
No.
342
00:13:24,579 --> 00:13:25,779
Hey, we're trying to sleep in here.
343
00:13:25,818 --> 00:13:27,185
Sorry.
344
00:13:28,445 --> 00:13:31,213
Penny angel! Feels good.
345
00:13:31,257 --> 00:13:32,624
Oh, feels good on my face!
346
00:13:32,662 --> 00:13:34,463
Pennies, pennies, pennies.
347
00:13:34,503 --> 00:13:36,137
Mom, we talked about this.
Pennies, pennies, pennies.
348
00:13:36,178 --> 00:13:38,479
Mom, stop. Pennies, pennies, pennies.
349
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:41,122
You're better than this.
Pennies, pennies, pennies.
350
00:13:41,164 --> 00:13:44,433
Come out,
come out, wherever you are.
351
00:13:47,340 --> 00:13:50,059
You made one mistake, Flarty:
352
00:13:50,102 --> 00:13:52,320
you let me live.
353
00:13:52,362 --> 00:13:53,729
Passengers, join us
354
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,568
tomorrow morning
for Poseidon's Brunch,
355
00:13:55,608 --> 00:13:58,744
featuring Chef Duval's
famous Oysters Onassis.
356
00:13:58,788 --> 00:14:01,356
Kiki loves them, and you will, too.
357
00:14:01,399 --> 00:14:03,717
Oh, crap. The oysters.
358
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:06,444
Row, row, row the boat...
359
00:14:06,487 --> 00:14:07,437
Duval?
Hmm?
360
00:14:07,475 --> 00:14:09,209
Is that you in there?
361
00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:11,816
No one's in this pot. Go
away. I am the spaghetti.
362
00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,060
Duval, you're not the spaghetti.
363
00:14:13,098 --> 00:14:14,465
I am spaghetti.
Let go of the lid.
364
00:14:14,504 --> 00:14:16,188
Just spaghetti in here.
365
00:14:16,228 --> 00:14:19,130
Val, stop. I'm trying to get
off the ship, all right?
366
00:14:19,173 --> 00:14:21,441
But first you have
to throw out those oysters.
367
00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:22,983
If I don't serve the oysters,
368
00:14:23,022 --> 00:14:26,058
Flarty will make me teach
pole-dancing to seniors.
369
00:14:26,102 --> 00:14:28,804
But if you serve them,
people can get really sick.
370
00:14:28,847 --> 00:14:31,182
It's like the Hippocratic Oath
of chefs, Duval,
371
00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:33,491
to not make people sick on purpose.
372
00:14:33,533 --> 00:14:35,333
Bob...
Yes?
373
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,707
...kiss me.
What?
374
00:14:36,747 --> 00:14:38,347
You know you want to.
No, I don't.
375
00:14:38,387 --> 00:14:40,922
You didn't just want to
kiss me just now? I didn't.
376
00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:43,399
All right. But you're right.
377
00:14:43,441 --> 00:14:46,910
Come, let's throw out those
horrible oysters right now, Bob!
378
00:14:46,939 --> 00:14:48,256
Now you're talking.
379
00:14:48,294 --> 00:14:51,429
You first.
Way in the back.
380
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:52,808
What the hell?!
381
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,431
Duval, open the door!
382
00:14:54,470 --> 00:14:56,571
You spend the night in there.
383
00:14:56,613 --> 00:14:58,781
The captain is complicated,
but he knows what's best.
384
00:14:58,822 --> 00:15:01,991
Duval! Duval!
385
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:03,436
I will kiss you.
386
00:15:03,474 --> 00:15:05,792
Too late.
The moment's gone, Bob.
387
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,407
Duval! We can do more than kiss!
388
00:15:08,535 --> 00:15:11,447
Other things! Duval!
389
00:15:23,551 --> 00:15:25,351
Thanks for serving canned meat, Duval.
390
00:15:27,701 --> 00:15:29,535
Good morning, Windbreakers!
391
00:15:29,576 --> 00:15:31,376
Looking forward to seeing you all
392
00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:35,186
at Poseidon's Brunch,
featuring Oysters Onassis,
393
00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:38,802
as well as the catch
of the day.
394
00:15:38,848 --> 00:15:43,836
That one is a little
shout-out for you-know-who.
395
00:15:54,697 --> 00:15:57,833
Hmm? He's gone!
396
00:15:57,877 --> 00:15:59,578
Oh, damn it!
You get the brunch ready!
397
00:15:59,617 --> 00:16:01,385
You! You find Bob!
398
00:16:01,425 --> 00:16:05,361
When he runs, it only makes
me want him more, right, Kiki?
399
00:16:05,409 --> 00:16:07,460
Kiki-Kiki-Kiki.
400
00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:10,890
Little help!
401
00:16:13,225 --> 00:16:14,725
Oh, sorry.
402
00:16:14,764 --> 00:16:17,632
Louise, come here. Over here.
Oh, hey, Dad.
403
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:19,277
Flarty is absolutely insane.
404
00:16:19,316 --> 00:16:21,251
He locked me in
his walk-in overnight.
405
00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:22,792
He's gonna serve rotten oysters.
406
00:16:22,831 --> 00:16:24,115
We've got to stop him.
407
00:16:24,153 --> 00:16:25,487
Oh, Dad, watch this.
408
00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:26,810
Clackety-clackety-
clackety-clackety,
409
00:16:26,848 --> 00:16:28,816
click-click-click-
click-clack. Huh?
410
00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:31,991
Louise, are you gonna help me or not?
Okay, I'll help.
411
00:16:32,036 --> 00:16:34,637
All right, good. First, we need
to distract Flarty and his crew
412
00:16:34,681 --> 00:16:36,348
while I take the oysters
from the brunch.
413
00:16:36,387 --> 00:16:38,288
Well, I am a master of distraction.
414
00:16:38,329 --> 00:16:40,063
Ow!
See?
415
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:46,347
I'm gonna get you that
hundred bucks, baby.
416
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,197
No! Those are for Marilyn!
417
00:16:48,237 --> 00:16:50,355
Ah! No! Drop it!
418
00:16:50,395 --> 00:16:54,065
We have personnel on every deck
looking for Bob, sir.
419
00:16:56,019 --> 00:16:59,555
Ha-ha! I got your rat!
My Kiki!
420
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,935
Clackety-clackety-clackety-
clackety...
421
00:17:00,973 --> 00:17:03,008
Get her!
422
00:17:03,048 --> 00:17:05,383
Clackety-clackety-clackety-
clackety...
423
00:17:07,718 --> 00:17:10,953
So long, seamen!
Clackety-clackety...
424
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,971
Where are you taking the oysters?
425
00:17:18,011 --> 00:17:19,511
Trust me, you don't want these.
426
00:17:19,551 --> 00:17:21,151
There's plenty of other things to eat.
427
00:17:21,190 --> 00:17:22,508
Don't tell me what to eat!
428
00:17:22,546 --> 00:17:24,480
Let go.
I'm trying to help.
429
00:17:24,522 --> 00:17:26,756
Yeah, help yourself.
Argh!
430
00:17:26,814 --> 00:17:28,214
They must be running out!
431
00:17:28,236 --> 00:17:30,554
Clackety-clackety-clackety-
clackety...
432
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:33,716
I did it!
I did the distraction!
433
00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,411
Typically, Louise, when you do
a distraction,
434
00:17:35,450 --> 00:17:38,252
you don't lead everybody to me, right?
435
00:17:38,295 --> 00:17:39,228
Right!
436
00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,666
Okay, next time.
437
00:17:40,706 --> 00:17:44,475
How dare you use Kiki in
your sadistic game?
438
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,955
My sadistic game?
439
00:17:45,994 --> 00:17:46,994
That's right, buster.
440
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,799
You kidnapped us.
441
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:51,208
Thank you again. I'm having
a wonderful time, Captain.
442
00:17:51,249 --> 00:17:53,100
Linda, are you kidding?!
Wha...?
443
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,491
He shouldn't be captain.
444
00:17:54,530 --> 00:17:56,531
Anyone would be
a better captain than you.
445
00:17:56,571 --> 00:18:00,341
Sounds to me what's happening
here is a mutiny!
446
00:18:00,387 --> 00:18:01,587
Ooh, mutiny?
447
00:18:01,626 --> 00:18:03,660
This boat has so many activities!
448
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:06,570
Go ahead, Bob.
You want a mutiny? Proceed.
449
00:18:06,613 --> 00:18:07,680
Okay.
Come on.
450
00:18:07,718 --> 00:18:08,685
All right.
Let's go.
451
00:18:08,722 --> 00:18:09,789
I will.
Go ahead.
452
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,194
Here we go.
453
00:18:11,233 --> 00:18:12,867
Everybody...
Here we go.
454
00:18:12,906 --> 00:18:14,207
All right, let me...
Call a mutiny.
455
00:18:14,245 --> 00:18:15,745
I'm doing it!
All right.
456
00:18:15,785 --> 00:18:18,119
But if you fail, I'm
putting you in a dinghy
457
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:19,829
with nothing but a compass
and a biscuit.
458
00:18:19,869 --> 00:18:22,136
Okay, fine.
So who's with me?!
459
00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:25,755
How about you,
460
00:18:25,793 --> 00:18:26,960
shorts-and-binoculars guy?
461
00:18:26,999 --> 00:18:28,866
You hate it here.
462
00:18:28,907 --> 00:18:30,107
Or you, prisoner guy.
463
00:18:30,145 --> 00:18:32,213
I saw you locked in that room, right?
464
00:18:32,253 --> 00:18:33,954
You've got to be on my side.
465
00:18:33,994 --> 00:18:35,328
Don't look away!
466
00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,467
Oh, Dad.
Oh, you're bombing.
467
00:18:37,509 --> 00:18:38,475
Oh, forget it!
468
00:18:38,513 --> 00:18:41,548
Get the dinghy!
469
00:18:41,593 --> 00:18:43,493
Captain, there seems to be
a problem with the buffet.
470
00:18:43,533 --> 00:18:45,351
Oh, boy.
471
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,709
Uh, yup.
472
00:18:46,747 --> 00:18:50,216
Ooh, I love this song.
473
00:18:53,743 --> 00:18:56,044
Marilyn?! Marilyn...!
474
00:18:56,086 --> 00:18:57,920
Ugh!
475
00:18:57,944 --> 00:18:59,895
Marilyn, are you okay?!
476
00:18:59,935 --> 00:19:02,053
I found your eye, but I
couldn't get the money.
477
00:19:02,095 --> 00:19:03,428
But I will.
478
00:19:03,467 --> 00:19:05,167
Kid, forget it.
It's just a scam!
479
00:19:05,208 --> 00:19:06,341
What?
480
00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:07,780
Oh, God.
481
00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:09,986
Listen, you're a sweet kid,
482
00:19:10,027 --> 00:19:11,962
and you deserve better than
an old,
483
00:19:12,002 --> 00:19:13,953
an old sea cow like me.
484
00:19:13,994 --> 00:19:15,628
But, but...
Save your buts.
485
00:19:15,668 --> 00:19:18,369
Some things just aren't meant to be.
486
00:19:18,413 --> 00:19:22,549
Keep the eye. He's got a
whole box of them somewhere.
487
00:19:23,299 --> 00:19:25,501
Ah...
488
00:19:25,542 --> 00:19:27,343
What the hell was that about?
489
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,917
I know she was a puppet,
490
00:19:28,956 --> 00:19:31,041
but she put her hand
right up my heart.
491
00:19:31,082 --> 00:19:32,182
Aw, sick!
492
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:33,520
Don't worry, Gene.
493
00:19:33,559 --> 00:19:35,360
There's plenty of manatees in the sea.
494
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:36,467
But there's not, really,
495
00:19:36,505 --> 00:19:37,538
because they're endangered.
496
00:19:37,575 --> 00:19:39,393
Mon dieu!
497
00:19:39,433 --> 00:19:41,050
Now can we go to some land?
498
00:19:41,091 --> 00:19:42,391
These people need a hospital.
499
00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:44,898
Give it up, Bob.
Your mutiny failed.
500
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:47,525
Duval, make Bob a doggie
bag for his dinghy.
501
00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,985
No, Captain.
502
00:19:50,028 --> 00:19:51,428
I'm sorry.
Did you say no?
503
00:19:51,466 --> 00:19:53,117
Yes, I did.
504
00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:55,959
I gave you the best
cooking years of my life.
505
00:19:56,003 --> 00:19:58,404
And now on behalf of all cooks
and all oysters,
506
00:19:58,446 --> 00:20:00,514
I demand that you give up
your command.
507
00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:01,521
There you go, Duval!
508
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:02,859
There you go, Bob!
509
00:20:02,898 --> 00:20:05,016
You're relieved of your
position, cook.
510
00:20:05,057 --> 00:20:07,692
Asch, remove Bob and Duval
from the dining room.
511
00:20:07,735 --> 00:20:10,103
Asch! Asch!
512
00:20:10,145 --> 00:20:12,413
Duval is right, sir.
I'm with him.
513
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:14,539
I've cleaned up enough of your messes!
514
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:16,698
Escort the captain to his stateroom.
515
00:20:16,739 --> 00:20:17,873
All right, you're doing great.
516
00:20:17,910 --> 00:20:19,794
Kiss me! Not now. Not a good time.
517
00:20:19,835 --> 00:20:20,901
Then when?!
518
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,273
French kiss that Frenchman.
519
00:20:22,312 --> 00:20:24,179
Well, you've won, Bob.
520
00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:25,987
But remember this...
521
00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,487
What'd he say?
522
00:20:29,525 --> 00:20:31,293
Nothing.
He just burped.
523
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,367
Ah...
524
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,134
I miss you, Gene.
525
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,892
I really, really miss you.
526
00:20:39,952 --> 00:20:42,003
Anyone need a mole removed?
527
00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,311
Ah, peel my back.
528
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:46,218
Look, Marilyn, it's a meat farm.
529
00:20:46,262 --> 00:20:47,428
It's beautiful.
530
00:20:47,467 --> 00:20:49,184
Ugh! You've got
to be kidding me.
531
00:20:49,225 --> 00:20:51,409
I'm going to bed, I'm not
dealing with this right now.
532
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,717
Or maybe ever.
533
00:20:52,756 --> 00:20:55,307
Well, I've never felt more rested.
534
00:20:55,350 --> 00:20:57,922
Like a protein sunset.
It's nice.
535
00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:02,522
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