Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:20,671 --> 00:00:24,045
Welcome back to Get On Up
with Chuck and Pam.
2
00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:25,780
Flu season is right
around the corner.
3
00:00:25,810 --> 00:00:27,597
So our local beauty expert
will be here
4
00:00:27,627 --> 00:00:30,687
to show you how to look hot,
even if you have a cold.
5
00:00:30,717 --> 00:00:32,417
(SULTRY VOICE): Ah-choo.
Gesundheit.
6
00:00:32,468 --> 00:00:34,454
(LAUGHING)
7
00:00:34,484 --> 00:00:36,007
Gesundheit.
8
00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:38,419
Are they the cutest couple
on TV or what, Gene?
9
00:00:38,449 --> 00:00:40,204
Yeah, if you like white people.
10
00:00:40,234 --> 00:00:41,724
Now look away, Mom.
11
00:00:41,754 --> 00:00:44,037
What? Why?
Dad's hogging the bathroom
12
00:00:44,067 --> 00:00:46,599
so I'm using the guest bathroom!
Ugh, Gene.
13
00:00:46,629 --> 00:00:48,283
Come on, you've let me
do it before!
14
00:00:48,313 --> 00:00:49,697
Fine. But move the dishes.
15
00:00:49,734 --> 00:00:52,150
(SIGHS HAPPILY)
16
00:00:52,180 --> 00:00:53,835
Aw, Gene!
That's my spot!
17
00:00:53,865 --> 00:00:55,653
That's funny.
It smells like my spot.
18
00:00:55,683 --> 00:00:56,925
(SNIFFS)
19
00:00:56,955 --> 00:00:58,544
Asparagus!
20
00:00:58,574 --> 00:01:00,312
I've been using the toilet
like an idiot.
21
00:01:00,342 --> 00:01:02,119
ANNOUNCER:
Are you a fisherman who hates fish?
22
00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,525
A paediatrician who hates kids?
We want to talk to you.
23
00:01:04,555 --> 00:01:06,177
Also, want to be part of
our new cooking segment?
24
00:01:06,207 --> 00:01:07,781
If you're a local chef,
send us a tape!
25
00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:09,184
(GASPS) Oh, my God... B-Bob!
26
00:01:09,214 --> 00:01:11,267
Get in here!
What? What is it?
27
00:01:11,297 --> 00:01:12,671
You got to make an audition tape
28
00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:14,654
to do a cooking segment
for Get On Up!
29
00:01:14,684 --> 00:01:16,521
Oh, no. I don't...
I don't think so.
30
00:01:16,551 --> 00:01:18,206
Oh, come on, Bob.
You'd be great!
31
00:01:18,236 --> 00:01:20,024
No, no, that's...
that's not for me.
32
00:01:20,054 --> 00:01:22,535
I mean, sure, it'd be fun
to be a celebrity chef, but...
33
00:01:22,565 --> 00:01:24,039
Whoa. Whoa! Whoa. What?
34
00:01:24,069 --> 00:01:26,671
When did a cooking segment turn
into being a celebrity chef?
35
00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,020
That's not what I meant.
36
00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:29,625
I meant cooking segment.
Forget it.
37
00:01:29,655 --> 00:01:32,133
Rachael Ray over here.
With bigger hips.
38
00:01:32,163 --> 00:01:34,106
Stop it. Go to school. Fine!
39
00:01:34,136 --> 00:01:36,714
As long as we're giving orders,
put some clothes on!
40
00:01:36,744 --> 00:01:39,246
Leave something to the
imagination, for God's sakes!
41
00:01:46,759 --> 00:01:49,872
Is no one going to comment
on my Sasquatch mask?
42
00:01:49,902 --> 00:01:51,276
Middle child.
43
00:01:51,306 --> 00:01:52,966
Anything for attention.
44
00:01:52,996 --> 00:01:55,088
Where'd you get the mask from? No.
No. No!
45
00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:56,475
Thanks for asking.
Peter Pescadero.
46
00:01:56,505 --> 00:01:57,847
He said he'd give it to me
47
00:01:57,877 --> 00:01:59,275
if I taught him
how to pop and lock.
48
00:01:59,305 --> 00:02:01,158
Lucy Lock-it lost her Pop-it.
49
00:02:01,188 --> 00:02:02,530
Now you.
50
00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:05,054
Lucy Lock-it lost her...
51
00:02:05,084 --> 00:02:07,394
What kind of a god
would give you those legs
52
00:02:07,424 --> 00:02:09,183
and no rhythm?!
53
00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:11,725
This mask is gonna
make me the new "it" kid.
54
00:02:11,755 --> 00:02:13,062
As in, "What is it?"
55
00:02:13,092 --> 00:02:14,450
"It's that kid in the mask."
56
00:02:14,480 --> 00:02:15,804
"Ohh..."
57
00:02:15,834 --> 00:02:18,179
LINDA: Come on! Let me film you!
58
00:02:18,209 --> 00:02:19,449
No.
Yes.
59
00:02:19,479 --> 00:02:20,687
No. No.
Yes. Yes!
60
00:02:20,717 --> 00:02:22,224
Fine!
Yay!
61
00:02:22,254 --> 00:02:24,293
Kids, we're making an
audition tape for your father.
62
00:02:24,323 --> 00:02:26,940
Hello, Gene.
You look intriguing today, son.
63
00:02:26,970 --> 00:02:28,511
Why, thank you, Mother!
64
00:02:28,541 --> 00:02:29,768
Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on.
65
00:02:29,812 --> 00:02:31,287
(GROWLS)
66
00:02:31,317 --> 00:02:33,561
Okay, are you ready? Action!
67
00:02:33,591 --> 00:02:34,965
(SIGHS)
68
00:02:34,995 --> 00:02:37,172
Okay. So, uh, I am preparing
69
00:02:37,202 --> 00:02:39,848
the Onion-tended
Consequences burger.
70
00:02:39,878 --> 00:02:43,057
Now, first you have
to caramelise the onions.
71
00:02:43,087 --> 00:02:44,854
And no, I don't mean add caramel.
72
00:02:44,926 --> 00:02:46,602
Ha!
Heh.
73
00:02:46,632 --> 00:02:48,876
Then you add some fresh thyme,
which I have right here.
74
00:02:48,906 --> 00:02:52,219
Then it's time to add
the goat cheese.
75
00:02:52,249 --> 00:02:53,892
And voilà¡.
(YELLS)
76
00:02:53,922 --> 00:02:56,099
Notice me!
77
00:02:56,129 --> 00:02:57,896
LINDA: And cut.
78
00:02:57,968 --> 00:03:00,562
Got a little weird at the end,
but they'll get the idea.
79
00:03:00,592 --> 00:03:02,160
Honey, why don't you
80
00:03:02,231 --> 00:03:03,572
take that off, huh?
81
00:03:03,602 --> 00:03:05,545
Take what off?
This is me now!
82
00:03:05,575 --> 00:03:06,749
Heard that before.
83
00:03:06,779 --> 00:03:08,187
This is me now!
84
00:03:08,217 --> 00:03:09,558
This is me now.
85
00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:10,855
This is me now!
86
00:03:10,926 --> 00:03:13,503
(PHONE RINGS)
87
00:03:13,533 --> 00:03:15,543
Hello? Yes, he's right here.
88
00:03:15,573 --> 00:03:16,815
Bob! Bob!
89
00:03:16,845 --> 00:03:18,051
It's Get On Up!
90
00:03:18,081 --> 00:03:19,281
Uh, hello.
91
00:03:19,352 --> 00:03:20,660
You loved it?
92
00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:21,897
Ooh!
Really?
93
00:03:21,927 --> 00:03:23,184
Ah!
Uh, that's great.
94
00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:24,856
Oh!
Of course I can come in.
95
00:03:24,886 --> 00:03:26,127
Ohh!
Bring the whole family?
96
00:03:26,157 --> 00:03:27,274
Woo!
Um, sure.
97
00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:28,853
I can cook the... Oh.
98
00:03:28,883 --> 00:03:30,457
Okay, bye.
99
00:03:30,487 --> 00:03:31,862
(BOB SCREAMS)
100
00:03:31,892 --> 00:03:33,567
Ah! Ha-ha!
Cooking segment!
101
00:03:33,597 --> 00:03:34,905
Cooking segment!
Cooking segment!
102
00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,276
LINDA: Oh! Whoa.
103
00:03:36,306 --> 00:03:38,149
(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, it's um, you know,
104
00:03:38,179 --> 00:03:39,753
it's gonna be good
for the restaurant.
105
00:03:39,783 --> 00:03:41,592
Yeah.
That's the important thing.
106
00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:43,048
But we can still jump up and down!
107
00:03:43,078 --> 00:03:44,435
LINDA: Ahh-ha-ha! We're doing it.
108
00:03:44,465 --> 00:03:45,973
Oh, my God. Woo! Yay.
109
00:03:46,003 --> 00:03:47,913
Should he be sweating like that?
110
00:03:47,943 --> 00:03:49,043
BOB: Ow. Ow. Okay stop.
111
00:03:50,868 --> 00:03:54,104
LINDA:
Oh, my God, this is so exciting!
112
00:03:54,179 --> 00:03:55,687
(SING-SONG): I know.
113
00:03:55,717 --> 00:03:57,259
Hi, you must be Bob.
I'm Kevin.
114
00:03:57,289 --> 00:03:58,898
Let's introduce you
to Chuck and Pam.
115
00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:00,485
Don't ask them
any questions, obviously.
116
00:04:00,515 --> 00:04:01,899
And don't touch them,
117
00:04:01,970 --> 00:04:03,712
but also don't make
too much eye contact.
118
00:04:03,742 --> 00:04:06,060
Everybody's friendly...
119
00:04:06,133 --> 00:04:07,508
Bob!
120
00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:08,739
We just loved your tape.
121
00:04:08,808 --> 00:04:10,735
Well, some of us did.
122
00:04:10,765 --> 00:04:12,190
Oh, hello.
123
00:04:12,220 --> 00:04:14,296
Are you a little bunny?
124
00:04:14,326 --> 00:04:15,667
(SNIFFING)
125
00:04:15,697 --> 00:04:17,071
(WHISPERING): I smell fear on you.
126
00:04:17,101 --> 00:04:18,877
Okay. I don't like that one.
127
00:04:18,907 --> 00:04:20,215
So, Bob, you'll stand over here,
128
00:04:20,245 --> 00:04:22,221
and then we'll put Gene here.
129
00:04:22,251 --> 00:04:24,147
Huh? What? CHUCK: Yeah.
Exactly like in the tape.
130
00:04:24,177 --> 00:04:25,734
I knew it! I mean,
I had no idea, but...
131
00:04:25,764 --> 00:04:27,463
yes!
No, no, no, no, no.
132
00:04:27,535 --> 00:04:29,974
It's great. It's like when they
got a chimp on The Today Show.
133
00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:31,317
Yeah, that was in the '50s,
134
00:04:31,347 --> 00:04:33,282
but sure, let's base all
our decisions on that.
135
00:04:33,319 --> 00:04:35,229
I think it could go viral!
136
00:04:35,259 --> 00:04:36,934
(GASPS)
137
00:04:36,964 --> 00:04:40,412
I'm gonna have two little stars!
Oh, great.
138
00:04:40,442 --> 00:04:43,021
CHUCK: Well, I don't know about
you, Pam, but that is certainly
139
00:04:43,051 --> 00:04:45,129
some of the cutest baby panda
footage I've ever seen.
140
00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:46,013
Oh.
141
00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:48,555
So I'll do all the talking
and you just nod, all right?
142
00:04:48,585 --> 00:04:49,892
Yes. Check.
143
00:04:49,922 --> 00:04:51,999
And entertain the crap
out of everybody.
144
00:04:52,029 --> 00:04:54,406
No, no, no, not that. Okay, just...
Blow their minds. Got it.
145
00:04:54,436 --> 00:04:56,345
Gene, stop it. Don't do that.
I got it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
146
00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:58,133
Okay, and now it is time
for our new segment,
147
00:04:58,163 --> 00:04:59,723
"Hey, Good Cookin'."
148
00:04:59,753 --> 00:05:02,833
And today's chef is
Bob of Bob's Burgers.
149
00:05:02,863 --> 00:05:04,271
And who is this furry fella?
150
00:05:04,301 --> 00:05:06,579
I'm... the Sasquatch Kid!
151
00:05:06,609 --> 00:05:08,150
No wait, Burgerfoot!
152
00:05:08,180 --> 00:05:11,115
No, Beefsquatch!
153
00:05:13,129 --> 00:05:14,972
Right. Um...
154
00:05:15,002 --> 00:05:16,944
And today, uh...
155
00:05:16,974 --> 00:05:19,085
we're making the
Bruschetta Bout It Burger.
156
00:05:19,115 --> 00:05:20,874
So we start with some
fresh mozzarella,
157
00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:22,227
and some basil...
158
00:05:22,257 --> 00:05:24,000
Mm, mm, mm.
Gene. Stop it.
159
00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,885
Pop-it-lock-it-pop-it-lock-it.
And then we, uh,
160
00:05:25,915 --> 00:05:27,513
add some oil and vinegar
to these, and...
161
00:05:27,543 --> 00:05:28,715
I want beef!
162
00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,646
Oh.
(GOBBLING)
163
00:05:30,718 --> 00:05:32,219
(LAUGHING)
164
00:05:32,289 --> 00:05:34,032
Beefsquatch likey like.
165
00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:36,280
(LAUGHS)
166
00:05:38,526 --> 00:05:40,127
(LAUGHS)
167
00:05:40,197 --> 00:05:41,665
(LAUGHS)
168
00:05:41,736 --> 00:05:43,756
Ha ha ha! Beefsquatch.
169
00:05:43,792 --> 00:05:46,261
(GOBBLING)
170
00:05:46,351 --> 00:05:49,937
Oh, boy.
Beefsquatch!
171
00:05:52,454 --> 00:05:55,130
So they want Bob and Gene
back next week.
172
00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:57,437
They said it got the most
response of any segment
173
00:05:57,467 --> 00:05:59,310
since they showed Pam
getting her tubes tied.
174
00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:01,603
The fallopians on that woman!
Eh...
175
00:06:01,647 --> 00:06:03,255
Bob, you excited or what?
176
00:06:03,285 --> 00:06:05,362
Bobby?
No, Teddy. I'm not.
177
00:06:05,392 --> 00:06:07,469
Why not?
He's just mad 'cause he thinks Gene
178
00:06:07,499 --> 00:06:09,308
Beefsquatched all over
his special moment.
179
00:06:09,338 --> 00:06:11,181
Don't, Lin. Don't use
that as a verb.
180
00:06:11,211 --> 00:06:13,187
It's just... it's not
what I envisioned, Teddy.
181
00:06:13,217 --> 00:06:14,437
'Cause it was horrible.
182
00:06:14,488 --> 00:06:16,330
It was great!
183
00:06:16,360 --> 00:06:18,203
I knew this mask was powerful!
184
00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:20,142
So, who wants to touch
and/or be touched
185
00:06:20,172 --> 00:06:21,848
by a famous person?
186
00:06:21,878 --> 00:06:24,205
Can I please have my mask back? No!
187
00:06:24,235 --> 00:06:26,412
I explicitly said
no backsies, Peter.
188
00:06:26,442 --> 00:06:28,803
In this country,
no backsies means something!
189
00:06:28,833 --> 00:06:30,283
Now go pop and lock!
190
00:06:30,354 --> 00:06:31,711
But I don't want to do it anymore.
191
00:06:31,741 --> 00:06:32,659
Go!
192
00:06:32,728 --> 00:06:35,875
Lucy Lock-it lost her Pop-it...
193
00:06:35,905 --> 00:06:37,005
(SIGHS)
194
00:06:38,797 --> 00:06:40,298
(GENE WHISTLING)
195
00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:41,711
Brush, brush, brush.
196
00:06:41,741 --> 00:06:43,148
BOB: Gene. Hmm?
197
00:06:43,178 --> 00:06:45,489
I need you to do something
for me. It's... It's important.
198
00:06:45,519 --> 00:06:47,958
I'm not pulling out your long
eyebrow hairs again, Dad.
199
00:06:48,027 --> 00:06:50,037
No, it's not...
Wait, are they back?
200
00:06:50,067 --> 00:06:51,708
Oh, yeah.
Yeesh, that is bad.
201
00:06:51,738 --> 00:06:53,114
Anyway, I was thinking maybe, um,
202
00:06:53,144 --> 00:06:54,982
could you, uh, tone it down
out there a little?
203
00:06:55,012 --> 00:06:57,226
Like, uh, let me
explain the recipe?
204
00:06:57,256 --> 00:06:58,831
Try to entertain 'em a little?
205
00:06:58,861 --> 00:07:01,172
Sounds crazy,
but you got it, Dad. Great.
206
00:07:01,202 --> 00:07:03,446
I'll just wait for you to
succeed or fail. Thanks.
207
00:07:03,476 --> 00:07:05,764
Could go great, could be
a disaster... Okay. I got it.
208
00:07:05,817 --> 00:07:08,135
Psst. Psst.
209
00:07:08,207 --> 00:07:10,167
Hi.
Hi.
210
00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:12,474
My mom lets me come
to all the show tapings,
211
00:07:12,504 --> 00:07:14,548
as long as it doesn't interfere
with school work.
212
00:07:14,578 --> 00:07:16,620
It does.
Okay.
213
00:07:16,650 --> 00:07:17,958
You're a VIP, right?
214
00:07:17,988 --> 00:07:19,514
Did you get to meet Pam?
215
00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:21,453
Who, the host lady? Yeah.
216
00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:23,242
(MOANING)
217
00:07:23,272 --> 00:07:25,198
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
218
00:07:25,228 --> 00:07:26,636
So did you, like, I don't know,
219
00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:28,140
taste her hair or anything?
220
00:07:28,170 --> 00:07:29,579
No. I didn't think of that.
221
00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:31,117
I guess I could have.
222
00:07:31,147 --> 00:07:32,471
(MOANING)
223
00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:33,992
She was swooshing
her hair all around.
224
00:07:34,022 --> 00:07:35,665
(MOANING)
225
00:07:35,695 --> 00:07:37,687
I'm gonna turn this way.
(MOANING)
226
00:07:37,717 --> 00:07:40,664
So to make our Mediterr-Ain't-
Misbehavin' Burger,
227
00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,235
we have some feta cheese...
Mmm. Mmm.
228
00:07:42,265 --> 00:07:43,662
And, uh, of course some eggplant...
229
00:07:43,692 --> 00:07:45,245
Hmm.
Yum.
230
00:07:45,275 --> 00:07:47,318
Uh, actually, these eggplants
were freshly laid
231
00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:48,889
by the chickenplant this morning.
232
00:07:48,919 --> 00:07:50,824
(BOB CHUCKLES)
233
00:07:50,859 --> 00:07:52,769
Anyway, so with these...
234
00:07:52,799 --> 00:07:54,356
Uh, Pam, why don't you
give the audience
235
00:07:54,386 --> 00:07:56,832
a chance to get the joke.
Chickenplant.
236
00:07:56,862 --> 00:07:58,420
(LAUGHS POLITELY) (CLEARS THROAT)
237
00:07:58,450 --> 00:08:00,962
(HUMS)
238
00:08:00,992 --> 00:08:03,209
Oop, I think this one's
hatching right now.
239
00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:06,295
(HUMS NERVOUSLY)
240
00:08:06,325 --> 00:08:07,725
I'll save you, boring cook!
241
00:08:08,615 --> 00:08:10,859
(LAUGHING)
242
00:08:10,889 --> 00:08:12,080
Beefsquatch!
243
00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:13,811
(LAUGHS)
244
00:08:15,186 --> 00:08:18,032
Okay, okay, that'll be $5.
245
00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,020
Throw in another five
and he'll burp in your face.
246
00:08:20,050 --> 00:08:21,744
Wow! Look at all these people
247
00:08:21,774 --> 00:08:23,984
that came 'cause of the show,
Bobby! Uh-huh.
248
00:08:24,014 --> 00:08:25,756
Oh, my God, it's great
for the restaurant,
249
00:08:25,786 --> 00:08:27,495
just like you wanted!
250
00:08:27,525 --> 00:08:29,393
Yeah, it's all just how
I wanted it. Mm-hmm.
251
00:08:31,037 --> 00:08:32,779
Hey. Nice dish tub.
252
00:08:32,809 --> 00:08:34,417
Thanks.
You want to go out?
253
00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:36,457
Wow, you must really
like dish tubs.
254
00:08:36,487 --> 00:08:38,155
Are you that boy from
the studio audience?
255
00:08:38,225 --> 00:08:39,851
Shh-shh-shh.
256
00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:41,679
Look, there's something here.
We both know it.
257
00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:43,127
Let's just take it and run with it.
258
00:08:43,158 --> 00:08:45,288
Um... Okay.
Could be worse.
259
00:08:45,332 --> 00:08:46,572
"Could be worse."
260
00:08:46,602 --> 00:08:48,444
(FAKE LAUGH)
261
00:08:48,474 --> 00:08:50,551
Guess who's gonna get
an arm put around them? Me?
262
00:08:50,581 --> 00:08:52,686
(BOTH LAUGH AWKWARDLY)
263
00:08:52,755 --> 00:08:54,714
Can I get your autograph?
264
00:08:54,744 --> 00:08:56,370
There you go, Toots.
265
00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:58,125
Beefsquatch signed it.
Oh, my God!
266
00:08:58,155 --> 00:08:59,982
I'll sign it.
Ow!
267
00:09:00,012 --> 00:09:02,717
"Keep sizzling. Bob."
268
00:09:02,753 --> 00:09:04,212
There you go.
269
00:09:04,242 --> 00:09:05,515
Who are you?
Who are you, huh?
270
00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:08,090
Old man freak.
You idiot kid.
271
00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,804
LINDA: Oh, my God, I can't believe
272
00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:11,384
we were invited to
Chuck's pool party.
273
00:09:11,414 --> 00:09:12,688
(LAUGHS)
274
00:09:12,718 --> 00:09:14,310
It'll be swarming with celebrities!
275
00:09:14,340 --> 00:09:16,734
Remember, they're just normal
people like you and me.
276
00:09:16,764 --> 00:09:19,760
Oh, my God, it's local
weatherman Scott Bags!
277
00:09:19,790 --> 00:09:22,041
Scott! Say "cold front!"
Say "cold front!"
278
00:09:22,114 --> 00:09:24,124
Linda. Stop it.
Cold front!
279
00:09:24,154 --> 00:09:25,562
What? He's the weatherman!
280
00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:26,749
Last one in the pool is Tina!
281
00:09:26,779 --> 00:09:28,454
Ah!
282
00:09:28,484 --> 00:09:30,244
Hey... Oh.
283
00:09:30,274 --> 00:09:31,916
Hey, hey!
You guys made it!
284
00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,207
Come on, Linda.
Let's get tanked! Yeah.
285
00:09:34,237 --> 00:09:36,363
Uh, thanks for, uh,
inviting us, Chuck.
286
00:09:36,393 --> 00:09:37,784
You're in the inner circle, Bob.
287
00:09:37,814 --> 00:09:40,226
Think of us as your family now.
Okay.
288
00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:42,733
So, you and Linda swing?
Uh, no.
289
00:09:42,763 --> 00:09:44,689
(CHUCKLING): Okay.
I'll take that as a yes.
290
00:09:44,719 --> 00:09:45,876
Wink.
No, I...
291
00:09:45,906 --> 00:09:47,147
Steve's wife! You likey?
292
00:09:47,177 --> 00:09:48,417
Um.
No? Why not?
293
00:09:48,447 --> 00:09:49,622
Body? Face?
(CLEARS THROAT)
294
00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:50,976
Both. Okay.
295
00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:53,150
Hey, Steve, you likey?
Um, Chuck...
296
00:09:53,180 --> 00:09:55,691
Hey, be open to it. Be open to it.
I really don't think this...
297
00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,330
I thought I told you
you were in the inner circle.
298
00:09:57,360 --> 00:09:58,951
Right. And the only
rule in the inner circle
299
00:09:58,981 --> 00:10:00,756
is that you're open to it,
so if Steve's in...
300
00:10:00,786 --> 00:10:02,624
Oop, Steve's not interested
anyway, never mind.
301
00:10:02,654 --> 00:10:03,733
We're divorced, you know.
302
00:10:03,763 --> 00:10:05,572
What?
Mm-hmm.
303
00:10:05,602 --> 00:10:07,880
(GASPS) Oh, my God, you're divor...
I can't believe that.
304
00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:10,187
Yeah, we are.
You two look so happy on TV.
305
00:10:10,217 --> 00:10:11,525
Ugh.
What happened?
306
00:10:11,555 --> 00:10:12,955
Fame!
No.
307
00:10:13,026 --> 00:10:13,892
Yes.
No.
308
00:10:13,962 --> 00:10:15,963
Yes.
Fame's great, I thought.
309
00:10:16,035 --> 00:10:18,430
Fame tears families apart.
No.
310
00:10:18,460 --> 00:10:20,603
What?
That, and the fact that
311
00:10:20,633 --> 00:10:23,211
I refuse to live in a house
with low-flush toilets.
312
00:10:23,241 --> 00:10:25,619
I deserve the full flush, Linda.
313
00:10:25,649 --> 00:10:27,659
Of course you do, honey.
314
00:10:27,689 --> 00:10:29,064
Thank you.
Yeah.
315
00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:31,136
(TOILET FLUSHES)
316
00:10:31,166 --> 00:10:32,239
BOB: Damn it.
317
00:10:32,269 --> 00:10:34,146
(FLUSHES AGAIN)
318
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,570
Stupid toilet.
319
00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,576
I'm Bob from Bob's Burgers.
320
00:10:38,606 --> 00:10:40,834
Eggplants come from chickenplants.
321
00:10:40,864 --> 00:10:43,048
(LAUGHS AS BEEFSQUATCH)
322
00:10:43,121 --> 00:10:44,227
Hilarious!
That's so Bob!
323
00:10:44,257 --> 00:10:45,800
Nailed it, Beefsquatch!
324
00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:47,772
Hey. Are you making fun of me? No.
325
00:10:47,802 --> 00:10:49,779
No, Dad. No.
326
00:10:49,809 --> 00:10:52,287
That mask has turned you
into a real jerk, Gene!
327
00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:55,072
I think you mean megastar.
328
00:10:55,125 --> 00:10:56,522
Oh, my God, they're making a scene.
329
00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:57,804
You two stop it!
330
00:10:57,834 --> 00:10:59,477
No. Let them fight.
331
00:10:59,507 --> 00:11:01,399
Everybody look that way.
332
00:11:01,429 --> 00:11:02,600
There she goes.
(VOMITING)
333
00:11:02,666 --> 00:11:04,475
Maybe I should just quit.
334
00:11:04,505 --> 00:11:06,816
Do it! Leave the entertaining
to the pros... meaning me
335
00:11:06,846 --> 00:11:08,621
and other people with masks!
336
00:11:08,651 --> 00:11:10,127
No, you know what?
337
00:11:10,157 --> 00:11:12,919
It's time for you
to learn a lesson.
338
00:11:12,949 --> 00:11:14,357
Watch your back, Beefsquatch.
339
00:11:14,387 --> 00:11:16,229
Why don't you watch it for me?
340
00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:18,403
'Cause I'll be shaking it
right in your face!
341
00:11:18,433 --> 00:11:19,767
And it'll look like this!
342
00:11:19,837 --> 00:11:21,705
Ba-baba-Bo-Bo-eh-eh...
343
00:11:21,777 --> 00:11:24,672
(LAUGHS)
344
00:11:24,702 --> 00:11:26,077
It's not funny, Chuck!
345
00:11:26,107 --> 00:11:27,774
It's pretty funny!
346
00:11:31,779 --> 00:11:34,781
I'm gonna make this show
a living nightmare for you.
347
00:11:34,813 --> 00:11:36,347
You're gonna wish
you'd never been born,
348
00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:38,211
meaning I wouldn't be born!
349
00:11:38,300 --> 00:11:40,528
What can I get my favourite
father-son team?
350
00:11:40,558 --> 00:11:41,864
Separate dressing rooms.
Separate dressing rooms.
351
00:11:41,894 --> 00:11:44,055
And a piñata and large
satin pillows. Now!
352
00:11:44,085 --> 00:11:45,559
And Greek yoghurt.
353
00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:47,015
Two-percent for me.
354
00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:49,329
Just the plain is fine
for both of us!
355
00:11:49,402 --> 00:11:52,464
Louise! Psst! Come here!
356
00:11:52,494 --> 00:11:53,851
I'm trying to sabotage Beefsquatch
357
00:11:53,881 --> 00:11:54,949
and I need your help.
358
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,654
Well, first of all,
I'm flattered...
359
00:11:56,725 --> 00:11:59,084
Shush. Is there anything I can
do to throw him off his game?
360
00:11:59,114 --> 00:12:00,339
Dynamite in the burger.
361
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:01,310
More subtle.
362
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:02,580
C4.
Move off explosives.
363
00:12:02,610 --> 00:12:04,126
Habanero peppers.
A lot of them.
364
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,256
Yes! You're a genius!
365
00:12:05,319 --> 00:12:06,093
Oh, stop.
366
00:12:06,155 --> 00:12:07,496
Get me habanero peppers!
367
00:12:07,526 --> 00:12:09,000
I'll call my guy.
Ring, ring.
368
00:12:09,030 --> 00:12:10,539
Let me talk to him.
369
00:12:10,569 --> 00:12:12,478
That's a fake phone.
I don't care.
370
00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:14,401
What's your name?
I don't speak Spanish.
371
00:12:14,431 --> 00:12:18,146
I do. Hola, combre Se hombre,
habanero pepper.
372
00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:21,189
Caw, caw, caw!
373
00:12:21,219 --> 00:12:23,647
Caw! I get it.
I'm in your dressing room.
374
00:12:23,677 --> 00:12:25,369
Oh. Listen, I need you
375
00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:27,967
to help me sabotage Dad
on the show. What a day!
376
00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:30,953
I was thinking, what if I
mislabelled Dad's utensils?
377
00:12:30,983 --> 00:12:32,959
Write, like, "eggbeater"
on the spatula,
378
00:12:32,989 --> 00:12:34,940
and "oven" on the cutting board.
Hmm?
379
00:12:35,013 --> 00:12:37,139
Or what if you put superglue
on them?
380
00:12:37,169 --> 00:12:38,510
Yes! But can you do it?
381
00:12:38,540 --> 00:12:40,416
The last time I used superglue,
382
00:12:40,446 --> 00:12:43,414
I accidentally glued my wiener
to my remote control helicopter.
383
00:12:43,456 --> 00:12:47,676
Ah! Oh! Ah! Oh! Oh, oh...!
384
00:12:47,753 --> 00:12:49,921
Accidentally on purpose.
385
00:12:51,564 --> 00:12:52,539
Hello, my lady.
386
00:12:52,569 --> 00:12:54,136
Hello, my boyfriend Nathan.
387
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:56,685
So, how about we take this
to the next level?
388
00:12:56,715 --> 00:12:58,323
You wanna make out?
Okay, on three.
389
00:12:58,353 --> 00:13:00,363
One... Ah...
390
00:13:00,393 --> 00:13:03,038
No. I mean, take me
backstage to meet Pam.
391
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,513
Wait, are you only going out
with me to get to Pam?
392
00:13:05,543 --> 00:13:07,177
Don't tell me how to love you!
393
00:13:07,248 --> 00:13:09,325
Nathan, you might be in this
for the wrong reasons.
394
00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:10,596
I think we should break up.
395
00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:12,000
Fine. Throw away the best thing
396
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,538
that's ever happened to you.
397
00:13:13,568 --> 00:13:15,427
I don't really think
this is the best...
398
00:13:15,457 --> 00:13:18,203
But know this!
I will taste Pam's hair!
399
00:13:18,233 --> 00:13:21,413
And there's nothing you can do
to stop me! Let's stay friends.
400
00:13:21,443 --> 00:13:23,522
It smells like it's time
for our favourite segment...
401
00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:25,401
"Hey, Good Cookin'"!
402
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:27,783
So, whatcha got cookin' up
today, Bob?
403
00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:30,132
Well, Chuck, it's the "I'm
Gonna Get You Succotash Burger."
404
00:13:30,162 --> 00:13:31,695
(CHUCKLES) That's rich.
405
00:13:31,725 --> 00:13:33,523
So I'm just chopping up
some tomatoes. Mm-hmm.
406
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,373
And then I'm going to, uh...
407
00:13:35,403 --> 00:13:36,946
You all right there?
Yeah.
408
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:37,748
Mm-hmm.
That's funny.
409
00:13:37,778 --> 00:13:39,503
I'll hold onto that.
410
00:13:39,533 --> 00:13:42,295
Well, why don't we just
get the burger on the bun?
411
00:13:42,325 --> 00:13:43,566
How 'bout that, Chuck?
Okay.
412
00:13:43,596 --> 00:13:45,372
Gene!
413
00:13:45,402 --> 00:13:47,119
ALL: Beefsquatch!
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
414
00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:50,605
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
415
00:13:50,635 --> 00:13:52,812
Well if it isn't
Mr. Spatula Knife Hands!
416
00:13:52,842 --> 00:13:54,116
Oh, hi, Beefsquatch.
417
00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:55,554
Go ahead.
Have a burger.
418
00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,285
Don't mind if I do!
419
00:13:58,828 --> 00:14:01,630
(GRUNTS, SCREAMING)
420
00:14:01,703 --> 00:14:04,205
(LAUGHING) I put peppers in it!
421
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:08,195
You bastard!
I'm gonna get you for this!
422
00:14:08,225 --> 00:14:09,592
Bring it on, Beefcrotch!
423
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:12,284
(SCREAMS)
424
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:14,573
(SCREAMS)
425
00:14:20,142 --> 00:14:21,595
(LAUGHTER)
426
00:14:25,662 --> 00:14:27,497
(SPITTING): Kitty litter!
427
00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,017
What a crazy couple weeks, huh?
428
00:14:47,047 --> 00:14:49,023
Anyone want to talk about it?
429
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:50,829
I just got out
of a serious relationship.
430
00:14:50,859 --> 00:14:51,732
Tina, shush.
431
00:14:51,762 --> 00:14:53,270
Well, I am doing great!
432
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,180
How about you, son?
Great here, Dad.
433
00:14:56,210 --> 00:14:58,704
Why don't you give me a big hug!
Love to.
434
00:14:58,734 --> 00:15:00,175
That would be great.
435
00:15:00,205 --> 00:15:02,282
(BOTH GRUNTING)
436
00:15:02,312 --> 00:15:03,813
LINDA: Oh, bullhonk!
437
00:15:03,867 --> 00:15:06,235
Pam warned me about this
when she was binge-drinking.
438
00:15:06,309 --> 00:15:08,210
She said fame destroys families.
439
00:15:08,281 --> 00:15:10,391
And this family's going
right in the crapper.
440
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:12,163
So that is why...
441
00:15:12,193 --> 00:15:14,478
I think you two
should quit the show.
442
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:16,160
Tell him to quit.
Tell him to quit.
443
00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:16,989
Him!
Him!
444
00:15:17,059 --> 00:15:18,534
Well, I quit!
445
00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,071
The dirty tricks department
is closed!
446
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:21,627
What are you talking about?
447
00:15:21,657 --> 00:15:23,131
Nothing.
Forget it.
448
00:15:23,161 --> 00:15:24,787
Hey, we had some good times,
didn't we?
449
00:15:24,817 --> 00:15:26,494
Were you helping him?
Were you helping him?
450
00:15:26,524 --> 00:15:27,495
Jinx.
Yeah, I'm out!
451
00:15:27,525 --> 00:15:29,702
I'm sick of your dark,
twisted games.
452
00:15:29,732 --> 00:15:31,274
I'm going to go take a shower.
453
00:15:31,304 --> 00:15:32,771
Wash this filth off me.
454
00:15:32,842 --> 00:15:34,250
Filthy!
Filthy!
455
00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,822
Look, if you guys
aren't gonna quit,
456
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:37,928
then I'm gonna go talk
to Chuck and Pam myself!
457
00:15:37,958 --> 00:15:40,402
Pam and I are tight!
She'll put an end to this.
458
00:15:40,432 --> 00:15:41,623
No.
What?
459
00:15:41,653 --> 00:15:43,412
But what about all that stuff
you said
460
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,943
about fame destroying
relationships?
461
00:15:45,014 --> 00:15:46,924
That's just something
famous people say.
462
00:15:46,954 --> 00:15:49,130
Look, we've struck gold here,
and I will be damned
463
00:15:49,160 --> 00:15:51,973
if I'm gonna let some mama bear
come in here and ruin it!
464
00:15:52,003 --> 00:15:54,314
So unless you work
for the network or the affiliate
465
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,788
or the FCC, I can legally
pretend that you don't exist.
466
00:15:56,818 --> 00:15:57,959
Well, you're not getting rid
467
00:15:57,989 --> 00:15:59,212
of this mama bear so easy!
468
00:15:59,242 --> 00:16:00,417
Yes, I am. Security.
469
00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:03,465
Hey! Oh, ooh, ooh, ah, ooh!
470
00:16:06,354 --> 00:16:09,361
CHUCK: Hey,
you see those guys over there
471
00:16:09,391 --> 00:16:12,193
with the untucked dress shirts?
I'll go tuck 'em in.
472
00:16:12,266 --> 00:16:13,809
No, no.
They hate that.
473
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:15,637
That's the VP and assistant VP
of programming.
474
00:16:15,667 --> 00:16:17,119
They're talking about a spin-off.
475
00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:18,991
A spin-off? Your own show,
guys, with me producing.
476
00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,463
It could be bigger than Get On Up.
477
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:21,900
Well, bigger than Get On Down,
478
00:16:21,930 --> 00:16:23,768
which is the midnight
rebroadcast of Get On Up.
479
00:16:23,798 --> 00:16:25,630
We're gonna be moderately wealthy!
480
00:16:25,660 --> 00:16:27,451
I could date someone half my age...
481
00:16:27,481 --> 00:16:29,425
five-and-a-half-year-old starlet.
482
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:30,996
Yeah, so it would really seal
the deal
483
00:16:31,026 --> 00:16:32,484
if you guys would, you know,
484
00:16:32,514 --> 00:16:34,553
physically attack each other
a little bit. Or a lot.
485
00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:35,761
Interesting.
486
00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:36,832
Sure.
Mm-hmm.
487
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,203
Makes perfect sense, right?
488
00:16:38,233 --> 00:16:39,540
It's a cooking segment, so, yeah.
489
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:41,513
Great! And physical violence
on three.
490
00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:43,828
I'm not doing it.
One, two, three.
491
00:16:43,900 --> 00:16:45,338
Physical violence!
Physical violence!
492
00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:46,922
Have you seen my mom anywhere?
493
00:16:46,959 --> 00:16:48,802
Yeah, I threw her out.
But that's funny.
494
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,521
I just let you go backstage
a second ago.
495
00:16:51,564 --> 00:16:53,632
Huh.
I wonder where I was going?
496
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:55,676
NATHAN: Just let me taste it!
497
00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,375
Get off of me!
498
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:58,753
Hey, Tina, check out Tina.
499
00:16:58,790 --> 00:16:59,898
Nathan! No!
500
00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:01,567
No, no, no.
501
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:02,855
What is going on?!
502
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:03,814
Let me go!
503
00:17:03,849 --> 00:17:04,899
I don't think that...
504
00:17:04,975 --> 00:17:06,025
we can stay friends.
505
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,743
Security!
506
00:17:07,782 --> 00:17:08,555
Hey, Mom.
507
00:17:08,588 --> 00:17:10,489
What the...?
508
00:17:10,572 --> 00:17:13,352
Oh, sorry. This is
my ex-boyfriend, Nathan.
509
00:17:13,396 --> 00:17:14,963
Aw, you two couldn't make it work?
510
00:17:15,042 --> 00:17:16,576
No, we couldn't make it work.
No.
511
00:17:16,655 --> 00:17:19,603
And eight, and nine, and ten...
512
00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:21,457
PAM: Oh, wow!
513
00:17:21,496 --> 00:17:23,174
CHUCK: Looking mazel-tough,
Exercise Rabbi.
514
00:17:23,212 --> 00:17:26,725
PAM: Call the fire department
'cause my buns are burning!
515
00:17:26,772 --> 00:17:28,583
Speaking of buns,
I think I can smell some.
516
00:17:28,622 --> 00:17:30,940
And it must be time for...
"Hey, Good Cookin'"!
517
00:17:31,024 --> 00:17:33,036
So, what's cookin', Bob?
Well, Chuck,
518
00:17:33,075 --> 00:17:35,153
it's the Every Breath
You Tikka Masala Burger.
519
00:17:35,193 --> 00:17:37,237
(CHUCKLES) We start with
a little coconut milk.
520
00:17:37,277 --> 00:17:38,719
Mm-hmm. Right? There it is.
521
00:17:38,756 --> 00:17:40,398
There's the coconut milk.
No one cares.
522
00:17:40,436 --> 00:17:41,778
And then, some curry paste...
523
00:17:41,814 --> 00:17:43,491
You want me to even pick it up
524
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,004
'cause no one's listening?
525
00:17:45,041 --> 00:17:46,559
Whatever, whatever.
Just move it along.
526
00:17:46,596 --> 00:17:48,163
So, yeah, that's curry paste.
527
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,843
GENE: I'm bored up here!
528
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:52,016
Yeah, should I go to the next
ingredient or just...?
529
00:17:52,099 --> 00:17:53,040
Beefsquatch! Beefsquatch!
530
00:17:53,108 --> 00:17:54,174
Beefsquatch!
531
00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:55,267
Beefsquatch!
532
00:17:55,326 --> 00:17:56,360
More scotch.
533
00:17:56,436 --> 00:17:57,292
Beefsquatch!
534
00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:59,354
GENE: My ears are burning!
535
00:17:59,394 --> 00:18:02,846
Beefsquatch took you down!
That's it!
536
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:04,590
Beef fight! Beef fight!
Beef fight!
537
00:18:04,654 --> 00:18:05,828
Come here, beef boy!
538
00:18:05,864 --> 00:18:06,947
(GENE YELLING)
539
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,869
No matter what, don't stop rolling.
540
00:18:10,906 --> 00:18:11,729
(BOTH GRUNTING)
541
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:13,247
Oh, my God!
542
00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,443
They're gonna kill each other!
On TV!
543
00:18:16,989 --> 00:18:19,474
Are you not entertained?!
544
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:21,295
No... a little.
Not you!
545
00:18:23,488 --> 00:18:24,705
Oh, stop it! Stop it!
546
00:18:24,781 --> 00:18:26,508
Oh, Louise, Tina, Boy-Tina,
547
00:18:26,546 --> 00:18:28,808
we got to get in there!
548
00:18:28,849 --> 00:18:31,723
Anyone want to help me
throw this through the window?
549
00:18:31,806 --> 00:18:34,219
You're a bad, bad boy!
550
00:18:34,260 --> 00:18:35,860
It stinks in here!
551
00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:39,462
Bob, Gene, look at yourselves!
552
00:18:39,537 --> 00:18:41,146
You're father and son!
553
00:18:41,184 --> 00:18:43,384
You're supposed to love each
other, not kill each other.
554
00:18:43,424 --> 00:18:45,113
This isn't the Bible!
555
00:18:45,151 --> 00:18:48,483
This show has torn my mily
apart long enough! It ends now!
556
00:18:48,529 --> 00:18:52,145
Kids, cover your ears.
FCC, here comes Linda!
557
00:18:52,192 --> 00:18:56,712
Dagnabbit, pee popper,
nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka,
558
00:18:56,764 --> 00:18:58,631
momma kaga, poopa daddy!
559
00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:00,138
What was that?
560
00:19:00,175 --> 00:19:01,843
I'm cursing on live TV!
561
00:19:01,922 --> 00:19:03,799
Uh, those aren't curse words.
Not even close.
562
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,485
Okay.
Well, how 'bout this?
563
00:19:06,528 --> 00:19:07,878
No, no!
No nudity! No nudity!
564
00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:08,722
(SCREAMS)
565
00:19:08,797 --> 00:19:09,797
Aw, sick!
566
00:19:09,872 --> 00:19:12,117
This is to save my family!
567
00:19:12,158 --> 00:19:14,059
A-boobity-boobity-boobity-boo!
568
00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:14,574
Wow.
569
00:19:14,645 --> 00:19:15,278
Whoa!
570
00:19:15,350 --> 00:19:15,917
Whoa.
571
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:17,290
DVR! DVR!
572
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:19,412
You said to keep rolling.
We're done. We're done.
573
00:19:19,451 --> 00:19:21,178
Yeah, by the way,
the same thing happened
574
00:19:21,216 --> 00:19:22,534
with the chimp on The Today Show.
575
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:23,802
Shut your mouth!
576
00:19:23,838 --> 00:19:24,828
You have a smart mouth.
You have a smart mouth.
577
00:19:24,863 --> 00:19:25,943
Oh, you shut that.
Shove it!
578
00:19:26,006 --> 00:19:27,581
Wow.
Yeah, no kidding.
579
00:19:27,619 --> 00:19:30,617
I can't believe
she did that... for us.
580
00:19:30,661 --> 00:19:33,592
Yeah, milk, saving families.
What can't breasts do?
581
00:19:33,636 --> 00:19:35,487
Milking the cow!
Milking the cow!
582
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:38,015
Listen, I'm sorry, Gene,
about everything.
583
00:19:38,056 --> 00:19:40,669
I let the whole TV thing
go to my head.
584
00:19:40,712 --> 00:19:42,254
No, I'm sorry.
585
00:19:42,291 --> 00:19:44,486
This thing turned me
into a monster!
586
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:47,562
But I'm not a monster!
I'm a real boy!
587
00:19:47,635 --> 00:19:49,980
Come on, Dad! Solidarity!
588
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,380
Oh, God.
(CHUCKLES)
589
00:19:51,417 --> 00:19:53,143
Gene, you have let yourself go.
590
00:19:53,182 --> 00:19:55,108
Bobida-boobida-bop-bop-bop-Ba!
591
00:19:55,147 --> 00:19:56,843
Ah, okay, well, now,
now we stopped rolling.
592
00:19:56,881 --> 00:19:58,069
So there's no need for you...
593
00:19:58,108 --> 00:19:59,046
Ah, what the hell.
594
00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:01,137
Boobity-boobity-Ba-bida-Ba.
595
00:20:01,181 --> 00:20:02,069
Ha-ha!
596
00:20:02,122 --> 00:20:03,631
I love you, Dad!
597
00:20:03,668 --> 00:20:07,084
I love you, too, son!
I love you, Pam!
598
00:20:07,131 --> 00:20:09,676
REPORTER: And so,
facing major fines from the FCC,
599
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:13,670
this long-running talk show
may have had its last word.
600
00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,853
Just a little too (CHUCKLES)
titillating.
601
00:20:15,937 --> 00:20:18,617
Well, you two may be regular,
unfamous schmucks now,
602
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,861
but at least
this family's back to normal.
603
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,020
Amen!
You said it!
604
00:20:22,055 --> 00:20:23,780
Single and ready to mingle.
605
00:20:23,819 --> 00:20:25,978
Yeah. And thanks, Lin, for
showing us some perspective.
606
00:20:26,019 --> 00:20:28,316
Among other things.
607
00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:30,224
Show's over, Teddy.
Come on.
608
00:20:30,306 --> 00:20:33,555
Sorry, Lin. It's just, ah, you
imagine something for so long,
609
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,912
and then what you thought
was pink is brown,
610
00:20:35,953 --> 00:20:37,964
and what you thought
was symmetrical is not.
611
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:40,084
It's just unsettling.
Teddy, please.
612
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,797
Gene, what'd you do with your mask?
613
00:20:41,835 --> 00:20:43,712
Did you throw it in a volcano?
614
00:20:43,751 --> 00:20:45,829
Nah. I gave it back
to Peter Pescadero.
615
00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:48,281
I promised him he would
pop and lock his way
616
00:20:48,323 --> 00:20:50,065
to a better life,
and I did not deliver.
617
00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:51,913
Another child left behind.
618
00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,197
Well, it's certainly nice
to have the old Gene back.
619
00:20:54,238 --> 00:20:55,412
(FARTING SOUND) What?
620
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,693
I said it's nice to have the old...
621
00:20:57,733 --> 00:20:59,209
(FARTING SOUND) It's nice...
622
00:20:59,246 --> 00:21:01,013
Okay, I'm done talking to you.
623
00:21:01,063 --> 00:21:05,613
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
43910
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Polish
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
