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And that mean old tropical storm we've
been watching is movin' out to sea...
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which means perfect weekend weather!
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Ugh! Damn it!
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So if you think you hear thunder,
it's just my stomach growling.
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- [Laughs] I love lobster
- [Laughs]
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This guy is unbelievable.
Stop pimping for Lobsterfest!
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And start primping for Lobsterfest.
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- Mmm. [Growls]
- Looking primpy.
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No! No primping for anything!
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- Why are you so grumpy? Come on.
- You know why.
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It's no fun being a burger man
in a seafood town.
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I hate lobsters
and their stupid fest.
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- Plus, I'm allergic.
- No, you're not.
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Yeah. I'm allergic.
Remember our first date?
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Yeah, I remember our first date.
You were a nervous Wreck.
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?? [Funky Guitar]
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[Man]
Ahhh! Uhh!
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Oh, yeah.
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?? [Woman Vocalizing]
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I was having an allergic reac-
Never mind.
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Hey, What are you guys
looking at over there?
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Um, nothing.
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Just pictures of people-
[Quietly] doing it.
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Oh. Hey, wait a minute. That's not porn.
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You brought a Lobsterfest brochure
into this house?
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- Can we please go this year?
- Absolutely not.
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Ugh! But there's
so much fun stuff happening.
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Unveiling of the world�s
largest butter vat, for instance.
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The coronation of the Lobster Queen...
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and her court of lovely lobster maidens.
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Entertainment by John Van Horton
and the Music Extrusion.
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Mmm. I do love those guys.
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As a matter of fact, Gene,
you were conceived to a J.V.H. song.
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And I plan to return the favor.
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- [Rings]
- Oh, great. I mean, hi, Hugo.
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I couldn't help but notice,
yours is the only Window on the street...
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Without a Lobsterfest poster in it.
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- Yeah.
- Why might that be?
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Because Lobsterfest is stupid!
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- What?
- I'll handle this, Ron.
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Put the sign up. it's the law.
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- It's the law?
- Martial law.
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I'm Grand Marshal of the fest this year!
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Hugo, such a fancy sash.
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You look like Sissy Spacek in Carrie.
[Laughs]
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- Oh, thank you.
- But, Hugo, as a health inspector...
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you must know how disgusting
lobsters are, right?
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They're bottom-feeders
that eat garbage all day.
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Huh. They like garbage?
Then they must eat here!
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[Laughing]
In your face, Bob.
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And now in your window! Come on, Ron.
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- Let's make like a lobster and get the shell out of here.
- All right.
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[Bell Rings]
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- [Rings]
- Hey, my two best customers!
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- Two burgers coming up.
- No burgers for me, Bob.
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I'm saving my appetite for Lobsterfest.
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None for me either, Bobby. I just come by
to show you my new lobster cracker.
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Check it out-
Titanium with butter-resistant grips.
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It's the one the astronauts used.
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Teddy, you think the astronauts
brought a lobster cracker to space?
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Yeah. That's What it says on the box. Look.
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�The one the astronauts used in space!"
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I spent $49 on this.
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Hey, I bet you kids are old enough...
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to crack your own claws this year, right?
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- We don't celebrate Lobsterfest.
- What?
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We're like Jews on Christmas.
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Or Jews For Jesus on Hanukkah.
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Or me at a lesbian bar...
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last night.
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Watched a hockey game
at a lesbian bar, Bob.
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It was like I was invisible.
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Uh-
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And who knows the name
of the delicious paste...
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that collects here in the pancreas?
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- Tomalleyl
- Correct.
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- [Clears Throat] Excuse me, Miss Labonz?
- Yes, Louise.
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My family doesn't observe Lobsterfest.
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I should be excused from class,
and/or given an "A."
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Thank you. Good night.
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Louise, I don't normally
use this argument...
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but if everyone else
is doing it, you should too.
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- [Thunderclap]
- [Grunts] Attention, students.
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The tropical storm has changed course...
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and has been upgraded to a hurricane.
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It could hit town at any moment.
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Don't worry. We have an emergency plan.
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It's called �Talking it Through."
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Now who here thinks the hurricane
was caused by something bad they did?
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What about you, Nicholas?
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That thing you told me? In confidence?
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Say it.
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- I rub my genitals on the couch.
- Mm-hmm.
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- We're all gonna die because of you!
- [Students Scream]
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It's weather only a lobster could love...
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but sadly there will be no Lobsterfest.
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This reporter is getting his bib off.
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Ha, ha! Stupid, failure weatherman...
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and your failed Lobsterfest.
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Where's your ugly red sea bug god now?
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All right, hold hands.
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Come on, down to the basement.
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Bob, we have to close.
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- A hurricane is coming!
- I know. isn't it great?
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Lobsterfest is canceled!
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So this town is gonna be crawling
with empty bellies...
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ready to eat Bob's Burgers, baby!
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- Bob, you're crazy.
- I think you're crazy!
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'Cause it's crazy not to sell burgers
during a hurricane!
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Bob's Burgers is open for business!
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- Oh.
- [Crackling]
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Is that all you got, storm?
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- [Tinkling]
- Wind chimes! Aaah!
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[Muffled]
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Bob, I'm not sure staying open is safe.
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Suppose the hurricane
tears right through here.
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- I'll chance it!
- [Bell Rings]
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Look who I found trying to stay dry
in the bounce house.
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The entire royal court of lobster maidens.
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[Gasps]
Oh, you poor things!
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Welcome, Your Highnesseses.
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- Uh, you are henceforth known as the Royal Cows.
- Bob!
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Uh, well, something like that.
[Chuckles]
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I'll go throw on some burgers.
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Hot coffee coming up!
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I'd really rather get my lips
around that beer tap.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Gretchen!
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- Hi!
- Oh, lobster maiden!
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Teddy, this is Gretchen.
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- She cuts my hair.
- How you doing?
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Hey, are you still
working nights at the cop bar?
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- Nah, there was a groping incident.
- [Gasps]
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I apologized, but they fired me anyway.
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- [Laughs]
- Oh, she's too much.
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- Really is.
- [Bell Rings]
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- Hey, you open?
- Mm-hmm.
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- You got food?
- Yup.
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- Beer?
- Absolutely!
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- Atmosphere?
- Yeah- N-
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- Ah, good enough.
- Whoa, Bobby.
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I think this might develop
into a party-type situation!
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You kids stay down in the basement.
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I already picked a corner
for the bathroom.
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That one, where I Went.
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And I picked that corner.
Hey, we've got two bathrooms!
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- Mom, I'm coming up!
- [Linda] Just stay down there.
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They're gonna need you to help repopulate
the Earth when this is all over.
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- Ew! You want us to mate with each other?
- [Linda] No.
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You'll mate with the other kids
in other basements.
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Keep talking.
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All right! J.V.H. unplugged!
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Look at all that Wet gray hair.
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Oh, Bobby, look at Hugo.
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Oh, and poor Wet Ron.
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- Yeah. isn't it hilarious?
- Bobby.
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All right, I'll let 'em in. I just want to
give 'em a pressed ham first.
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- Stop it!
- Come on, let me.
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All right.
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Sorry for using all of your napkins.
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I want to thank you
for bringing us in, Bob.
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- It was totally Linda's idea.
- She is so damn considerate!
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You have everything, and I have nothing.
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- God, so alone!
- Mmm. [Slurps]
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Lobsterfest was all I had,
and now that's gone too.
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- Look at me. I'm a joke!
- Yeah, that's too bad.
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Hey, Bobby, some of the lobster maidens...
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are open to the idea
of a wet-gown contest
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Want to put up a prize?
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- Uh, how about a towel?
- [Laughs] Oh, my God.
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That's so funny.
[Laughs]
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Gretchen, have you, uh, met Hugo?
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He was gonna be Grand Marshal at,
uh, Lobsterfest.
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Ooh. Nice sash.
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- Ever take it off?
- Well, actually, on Monday...
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I have to dry-clean it and give it back.
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Hugo, Gretchen is into authority figures.
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Cops, firemen- even mailmen,
if they have an important route.
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Oh, my gosh. So am I!
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- What, you're into mailmen?
- Well, if they have an important route.
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I think What Bob's saying is,
she likes a man with a badge.
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- You have a badge.
- Hey, Gretchen!
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- Huh?
- Hey, Hugo�s also a health inspector.
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That's like being a food sheriff.
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- This is my badge.
- Mmm. Kind of small.
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- You got a gun?
- Uh, no.
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- Actually, I'm not, uh-
- Mmm.
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Licensed to carry a firearm.
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I do have a food safety thermometer,
and it's very sharp.
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- Pull it out, Hugo.
- Yeah, pull it out, Hugo.
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[Laughing]
Whoa! Watch out.
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- Here it is.
- Ooh.
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�Unsafe range."
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I like my pork a little pink.
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?? [Funky Guitar]
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[Man]
Ahhh! Uhh!
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Oh, yeah!
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- Mmm.
- Tina, What are you doing?
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I'm working on my mating list...
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for when we have to repopulate the world.
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Let me see. Gay. Gay.
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Mythical creature. Gay mythical creature.
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Mmm. Good luck.
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Guys, we�re Wasting time here.
We gotta sneak out.
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- Sneak out? But there's a hurricane.
- That's my point.
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- We should be out there, in the wind and rain, looting!
- Looting?
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So how do we do this
looting thing exactly?
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It's easy.
You grab anything that's not nailed down.
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Anything? Like this brick?
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- It's yours.
- Free brick!
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- Free quarter.
- Free phone numbers.
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- Free seaweed.
- Gene, free plywood.
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Wheel
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Hey, Bob, the cash register won�t open...
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and you're sewing burgers so fast...
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I don't even know
who to get an I.O.U. from
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- Relax, Linda. I'll take care of it.
- [Groans]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. Listen up, listen up.
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You're all my friends...
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and friends don't charge friends.
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- The burgers are free, people!
- [Cheering]
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Everything is gonna be free!
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Bob, I thought the point of staying open
during a hurricane was to make money!
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This is way more important
than money, Lin!
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Lobsterfest is dead.
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Bobsterfest killed it!
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- [Cheering]
- [Man] Long live Bobsterfest!
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Looting is hard.
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[Sighs]
I think I'm getting loot glutes.
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This stuff sucks. Let's go home.
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Hello!
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What have we here?
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Maybe he's lost. Check his collar.
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Get him, Gene!
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Looks like this little guy
got into some office supplies.
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Yeah, those rubber bands
don't look comfortable.
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You should take 'em off.
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Aaah!
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This is our one chance to see
What everyone else is talking about.
239
00:09:52,224 --> 00:09:53,532
- What do you mean?
- Aaah!
240
00:09:53,626 --> 00:09:55,230
We're gonna eat lobster tonight!
241
00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,535
But that goes against
everything we were raised to believe in!
242
00:09:57,630 --> 00:10:00,110
- Aaah!
- It doesn't go against everything.
243
00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:02,042
- Okay? But it's a start.
- Aaah!
244
00:10:02,134 --> 00:10:04,910
Now's our chance to taste
the forbidden fruit...
245
00:10:05,004 --> 00:10:07,348
that has been kept from us
our whole lives.
246
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,919
Are you with me?
247
00:10:09,008 --> 00:10:10,646
- Yeah!
- Okay.
248
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:15,954
And one man's generosity
has turned Lobsterfest into Bobsterfest.
249
00:10:16,048 --> 00:10:18,028
We're trying to get a word
with Bob himself here.
250
00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:21,189
[Slurring]
I love you, Scott Bags!
251
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,925
[Chuckles]
Yeah, there's a cable oh that.
252
00:10:23,022 --> 00:10:24,797
- You can't go over there.
- You come with me!
253
00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:26,369
- Yeah, okay.
- You come with me!
254
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:27,938
Can I get my mic back, please?
255
00:10:28,027 --> 00:10:29,870
- You come up and get it.
- Give me the mic!
256
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,942
- [Chanting] Bob! Bob! Bob!
- Whoa! Oh, WOW!
257
00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,669
This feels weird!
258
00:10:33,766 --> 00:10:37,714
- Hey, bro.
- Did I hook you up or what, Hugo?
259
00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:39,180
Whoo!
260
00:10:39,271 --> 00:10:41,080
Hey, where are we going now? Over here?
261
00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,916
Who decides which way we go?
There's Linda, my wife!
262
00:10:45,011 --> 00:10:47,218
Hey, Linda, you look mad.
263
00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,224
Let's go the other way. Turn around.
264
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,522
Bye, Linda.
265
00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:55,665
How you feeling, Bob?
266
00:10:55,755 --> 00:10:57,359
[Groans]
What?
267
00:10:57,456 --> 00:11:00,460
Oh, my God. Lin!
The restaurant�s destroyed.
268
00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,561
The hurricane swept right through here.
We got hit!
269
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,733
Actually, the hurricane missed us, Bob.
270
00:11:04,830 --> 00:11:06,309
- [Birds Twittering]
- It's beautiful out.
271
00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,743
? [Humming]
Hmm.
272
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:11,144
You were the hurricane, schmuck!
273
00:11:12,438 --> 00:11:15,578
- [Groans]
- Hey, Gretchen.
274
00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,916
Do you have some sweat pants I can put on?
275
00:11:21,013 --> 00:11:23,323
[Groaning]
Linda.
276
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,327
Uh, Linda.
277
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,125
- I don't feel well.
- I can't even look at you.
278
00:11:27,219 --> 00:11:29,426
I don't feel well. I did this?
279
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,298
You and the mob you incited
with free beer and burgers.
280
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,372
Oh, who bent my little spindle thing?
281
00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,940
That's What you notice?
282
00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:38,736
Okay, Lin, it looks bad now...
283
00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:41,038
but we made a lot
of new friends last night.
284
00:11:41,133 --> 00:11:43,135
Once word spreads that Bob needs help...
285
00:11:43,235 --> 00:11:44,942
this place will be jammed again.
286
00:11:45,037 --> 00:11:48,541
The biggest problem is gonna be finding
a job for everybody who Wants one.
287
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,212
Do you remember where we bought this?
I really love it.
288
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:54,917
- ?? [Funky Guitar]
- [Man] Ahhh!
289
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:59,394
Okay, technical problems
from last night have been resolved.
290
00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:02,728
Hair dryer plus waffle iron plus toaster...
291
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,802
equals boiling water.
292
00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,927
So how do we kill this guy
before we boil him?
293
00:12:07,026 --> 00:12:08,505
We could teach the lobster to drive...
294
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,073
and wait until it gets into an accident.
295
00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:12,506
Or we could hire an assassin.
296
00:12:12,598 --> 00:12:14,942
No, idiots, you boil lobsters alive.
297
00:12:15,034 --> 00:12:17,139
What? That doesn't sound right.
298
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,977
Yep. Until he's dead.
299
00:12:19,071 --> 00:12:21,779
And then we boil him some more.
Here we go.
300
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,911
Wait, this doesn't feel right.
301
00:12:24,009 --> 00:12:26,922
Doing it in a dark room
with toilet paper around my neck?
302
00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:29,117
I thought my first time
eating lobster would be special.
303
00:12:29,215 --> 00:12:32,253
[Man] And now please join
Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy Jr...
304
00:12:32,351 --> 00:12:35,195
- as they eat their first lobster!
- Mmm, mmm.
305
00:12:35,287 --> 00:12:36,766
Mmm. Mmm.
306
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,393
I thought my first time
eating lobster would be different too.
307
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,665
- [Crowd Chanting] Gene! Gene! Gene!
- [Gene Farting]
308
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,504
- They're Waiting for you in the hot tub, Gene.
- Excellent!
309
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:48,340
Wheel
[Chomping]
310
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:52,041
And the next day do it again-
same songs, different lobsters.
311
00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:53,674
What's the matter with you two?
312
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:54,911
Come on, Louise.
313
00:12:55,007 --> 00:12:56,850
Is this really how you imagined
your first time?
314
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,250
Yes.
315
00:12:58,344 --> 00:13:00,551
[Sighs]
Okay, not quite.
316
00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:04,287
[Man]
Louise, today you pay the super price...
317
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,727
for your super crimes.
318
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,799
Enjoy your last meal.
319
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,198
It'll do just fine- in a pinch!
320
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,702
[Both Screaming]
321
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:16,034
Maybe we have been rushing things.
322
00:13:16,128 --> 00:13:18,972
I want to wait till I'm ready. Let's not
give in to peer pressure.
323
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,807
Let's release the lobster back into
the supermarket from whence he came!
324
00:13:22,902 --> 00:13:24,210
I guess you're right.
325
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:26,874
Looks like this guy's the one that got a-
Oh, whoops!
326
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,014
- I guess we�re having lobster.
- It was meant to be.
327
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:34,250
When you get married, just pretend
it's your first time eating lobster.
328
00:13:34,346 --> 00:13:36,326
No problem.
329
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:37,894
[Man On P.A.]
Down it comes!
330
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,361
This stunning butter sculpture,
the likeness of Julia Child...
331
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,762
was made from every available
stick and pat of butter ..
332
00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,732
within the local and outlying communities.
333
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,667
Oh! And there goes Julia '5 feet!
334
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:49,137
What? Lobsterfest is back on?
335
00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:53,199
Hey, guys, um,
you're not going to Lobsterfest, are you?
336
00:13:53,299 --> 00:13:54,778
- Uh-
- Uh-
337
00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,869
I'm in kind of a bind, fellas.
338
00:13:56,969 --> 00:13:58,971
There's a mailbox
in the middle of my restaurant.
339
00:13:59,071 --> 00:14:00,812
Oh! Can you mail this for me?
340
00:14:00,906 --> 00:14:02,544
Wait. Hey, guys?
341
00:14:02,641 --> 00:14:04,917
There he is, my buddy, Hugo!
342
00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,785
- Hi.
- on, hi, Bob.
343
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:09,086
- Hi, Bobby.
- What are you both doing right now?
344
00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,321
My, uh, place, uh,
happened to get destroyed last night.
345
00:14:12,418 --> 00:14:13,761
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
346
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,298
- In the middle of-
- Bob, I'm very busy.
347
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,594
I have tables and tables
of bisque to judge.
348
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,260
Hey, I hooked you two up last night...
349
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,339
and you guys kind of broke
the baby-changing station in the bathroom.
350
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,806
[Chuckles]
Slap him with a citation, Hugo.
351
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:27,070
- I want to Watch.
- Baby likes civil authority?
352
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:29,669
- Yes, I love civil authority.
- I'll show baby civil authority.
353
00:14:29,768 --> 00:14:32,271
Stilts guy! You fell through my Window.
354
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,009
Lot of glass on the floor.
355
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:35,847
- Where you going?
- Got to go, Bob!
356
00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,444
If I stay still too long, I fall over!
357
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,922
P-People! Wait! Stop!
358
00:14:41,013 --> 00:14:42,321
Wait! People!
359
00:14:42,414 --> 00:14:44,724
Do you think you can just ignore me?
360
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,296
[Both Slurping]
361
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:50,299
Well, as far as accidental death goes,
this one was pretty tasty.
362
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:52,835
I feel tingly. Do you feel tingly?
363
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,769
I think he's having an allergic reaction.
We should do something.
364
00:14:55,861 --> 00:14:58,034
Yeah, let's sit on him and see if he pops.
365
00:14:58,130 --> 00:14:59,609
' [Shouts]
' [Groans]
366
00:14:59,698 --> 00:15:02,406
No, we should take him to Lobsterfest.
They have a medical tent.
367
00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,139
And I could get more lobster!
368
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:07,581
- Oh, POP!
- I'm trying!
369
00:15:07,673 --> 00:15:11,644
Let's hear it for John Van Horton
and the Music Extrusion!
370
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,520
Uh, it's me. Bob!
371
00:15:14,613 --> 00:15:16,923
- [Man Shouting] Lobsterfest rocks!
- Bob. Bob.
372
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,428
- Bob.
- [Man] Get off the stage!
373
00:15:19,518 --> 00:15:21,088
[Chuckling]
Okay, settle down.
374
00:15:21,186 --> 00:15:24,360
- Listen, what's going on here'? What are we doing?
- ? [Guitar Tuning]
375
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:28,768
Last thing I remember, you were all
in my place and it was Bobsterfest.
376
00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:32,001
I want to get back to that.
Let's go back to that!
377
00:15:32,097 --> 00:15:33,576
Or at the very least...
378
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,976
40 or 50 of you come with me right now...
379
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:38,139
and help me clean up the restaurant!
380
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:39,944
- ? [Guitar: Sour Note]
- Not all at once.
381
00:15:40,039 --> 00:15:41,518
[Man]
Clean it yourself!
382
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,746
Whoa, Dads on the stage at Lobsterfest.
383
00:15:43,842 --> 00:15:46,789
My eyes don't work.
Paint me a word picture.
384
00:15:46,879 --> 00:15:48,483
Kids? What are you doing here?
385
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,527
- Nothing.
- What's wrong with Gene? He looks horrible.
386
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,655
- He looks like he always looks.
- No, he doesn't. Does he?
387
00:15:54,753 --> 00:15:58,200
Looks like an allergic-
[Gasps] Did you eat lobster?
388
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,463
- I, uh-
- He refuses to answer that.
389
00:16:00,559 --> 00:16:02,470
What's wrong with you people?
390
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,837
- Look at my son!
- Hello.
391
00:16:04,930 --> 00:16:09,208
You did this!
You and your disgusting food fetish!
392
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,872
Bob, get off the stage. You're disorderly.
393
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:15,714
Oh, yeah? Maybe I should get disorderly
with this lobster pot here.
394
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,481
That's right, you heard me-
395
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:19,556
You trash my restaurant,
I trash Lobsterfest-
396
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,181
starting with this lobster pot.
397
00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,521
- [Sizzles]
- Ow! it's hot. Let's leave that alone.
398
00:16:23,615 --> 00:16:25,253
Oh, but I-I see some butter.
399
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,355
You wouldn�t like it if someone messed
with your precious butter!
400
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,730
Like stuff a big, hairy toe in it!
401
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:33,929
Bob, put your foot back
in your sock slowly.
402
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:38,907
I'm authorizing myself to use
my brand-new beanbag gun to subdue you.
403
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,205
Excuse me. I'm sorry.
Excuse me. excuse me.
404
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:43,906
Bob! No! This isn't you!
405
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,607
This is me, Linda!
406
00:16:45,704 --> 00:16:47,877
This is the me that they made.
407
00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,249
And look What they did to our son.
408
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,219
That's not how he normally looks, is it?
409
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:53,619
Bobby, listen to me.
410
00:16:53,712 --> 00:16:54,884
Excuse me. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry.
411
00:16:54,980 --> 00:16:56,459
You don't have to keep moving!
412
00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,789
You're not a bottom-feeder, Bob!
413
00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:03,490
No, I'm not a bottom-feeder.
414
00:17:03,589 --> 00:17:05,227
I'm a burger man.
415
00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:08,601
[Sniffles]
All right, I'm leaving.
416
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,072
I'm sure that's What everybody Wants.
417
00:17:11,163 --> 00:17:13,803
- Oh, What happens if I- Oh, whoops!
- Ow!
418
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:15,640
Ow!
419
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,645
[Crowd Exclaims, Murmurs]
420
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:20,148
Bobby, are you okay?
Excuse me. Uh, excuse me.
421
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,386
Oh, my God!
422
00:17:23,475 --> 00:17:25,011
All the butter's
been contaminated by Bob...
423
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,090
and there isn't any more in town!
424
00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:28,249
Aaah!
425
00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:33,057
[Chattering]
426
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:34,722
Bob destroyed Lobsterfest!
427
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:37,061
Can't you just eat lobster Without butter?
428
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:38,999
[Crowd Shouts]
429
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:41,002
Well, why don't you call it Butterfest?
430
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:43,471
- It brings out the succulence, jerk!
- Yeah!
431
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:46,509
- So What should we do with him?
- Throw him in the shell pile!
432
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:49,636
- Shell pile?
- [Muffled] Shell pile! Shell pile!
433
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,181
[Chanting] Shell pile! Shell pile!
Shell pile! Shell pile!
434
00:17:52,271 --> 00:17:55,184
- Oh, boy.
- Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.
435
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,413
Maybe Bob shouldn't have
threatened your butter...
436
00:17:57,509 --> 00:18:00,251
and he definitely
should have charged you for the burgers-
437
00:18:00,345 --> 00:18:01,688
[Booing 1
438
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,420
but he opened
his beautiful heart last night...
439
00:18:04,516 --> 00:18:07,087
and you boiled it alive like a lobster!
440
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,132
All you're doing is making us hungrier!
441
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:11,326
- Shell pile!
- Shell pile!
442
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,369
Sorry, Bobby. I used a bad analogy.
443
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,097
Hugo, this doesn't seem right.
444
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:18,232
What? I have a girlfriend; Bob's
about to be thrown oh to a shell pile-
445
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:20,310
I've had this exact fantasy.
446
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:21,878
[Ron]
Come on, Hugo.
447
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:24,106
If Bob hadn't been
your wingman last night...
448
00:18:24,203 --> 00:18:26,479
you'd be another lonely guy
in a satin sash.
449
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,051
I was doing fine!
450
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,643
I don't need a wingman!
451
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,346
Oh, no?
452
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:37,658
[Ron] ? Wingman,
flying with the eagles ?
453
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:40,787
? Wingman,
he's trying to help you out ?
454
00:18:40,886 --> 00:18:44,197
? Wingman, Wingman ?
455
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,361
? Wingman, Wingman ?
456
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,496
? Wingman ?
457
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,233
[Groans]
Damn it, Ron!
458
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,037
All right, attention, people!
459
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,339
Stop it, everyone! Slow clown!
460
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:57,072
I'm the health inspector.
461
00:18:57,169 --> 00:19:00,844
Someone once told me
that's like being the food sheriff.
462
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:05,183
This vat of butter
isn't contaminated by Bob until I say so!
463
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,520
I have with me
a dairy purity spectrometer.
464
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,855
- Oh!
- Now, give me some room.
465
00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:12,519
Give him some room!
466
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,222
Thank you, Gretchen.
467
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,964
Ow! You stabbed me!
468
00:19:17,055 --> 00:19:19,661
That's just epinephrine.
You're in anaphylactic shock.
469
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:21,465
Mm, you're a handsome shrimp.
470
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,301
You just jumped to the top of my list.
471
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:24,931
It's a mating list
for when the world ends.
472
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,668
- Can I get your e-mail?
- No.
473
00:19:26,765 --> 00:19:29,075
I have finished my butter analysis.
474
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:35,041
Bob's skin flakes, arm hair
and fingernail dirt are all present.
475
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:38,178
- [Together] No!
- Let me finish!
476
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:41,121
They're present,
but not at threatening levels.
477
00:19:41,213 --> 00:19:43,557
The butter is grade �C� to D-minus.
478
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:47,119
Fit for everyone except babies and people
with compromised immune systems.
479
00:19:47,219 --> 00:19:49,597
In other words, get your bib on!
480
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,793
[Cheering]
481
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:56,105
Man, that was the best Lobsterfest ever.
482
00:19:56,195 --> 00:20:00,109
Yeah. Turns out people are hard
oh the outside and soft oh the inside.
483
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,076
Like, uh-
484
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,942
Like, uh-
485
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,777
Uh-
486
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:08,442
Oh, I don't know. Like a- like a crab.
487
00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,816
Yup. People are just like crabs.
488
00:20:10,909 --> 00:20:13,253
And we witnessed the birth
of a new tradition-
489
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:16,326
- Every year on Lobsterfest Eve, we trash Bob's place.
- No, no, no, no.
490
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,190
- Right?
- Let's start now!
491
00:20:18,283 --> 00:20:21,287
Gene, you swear you didn't have lobster?
492
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,694
You've always looked like this?
493
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,199
I was born like this.
494
00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,394
Uh, I need a picture to compare.
495
00:20:26,491 --> 00:20:27,970
Oh, my God.
496
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,597
- You do always look like this.
- [Gene, Muffled] Hello, gorgeous!
497
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,266
' [Growls]
- [Bell Rings]
498
00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:35,937
- Bob, Linda.
- Hey, Hugo. Wheres Gretchen?
499
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:38,014
She's a firecracker, that Gretchen.
500
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:40,242
You sure she's not more than
you can handle, Hugo?
501
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,977
Gretchen just broke up with me.
502
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,747
She said she was more than I could handle.
503
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,219
- Oh.
- It was ugly.
504
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,620
She said she didn't mind a small badge...
505
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,455
but said I didn't know how to use it, Bob!
506
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:51,653
[Together]
Ouch.
507
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,229
Oh, that's too bad.
508
00:20:53,318 --> 00:20:55,491
I don't need your pity!
509
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,865
- So! Here we are. Surprise inspection!
- Oh.
510
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,028
- Pencil!
- [Ron] Pencil.
511
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,104
- Pad!
- Pad.
512
00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:05,869
Ooh, bent spindle. Ron! Shut it down!
513
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:07,944
[Lobsterfest Announcer]
Let's here it for John Van Horton...
514
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:11,173
- and the Music Extrusion!
- [Man] Check
515
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:14,342
- ?? [Drumroll]
- [Amplifier Feedback]
516
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,245
?? [Electric Guitar Tuning]
517
00:21:18,343 --> 00:21:19,822
- [Man] It�s this one here!
- [Feedback Continues]
518
00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,549
- [Man 2, Indistinct]
- It�s this one.
519
00:21:21,647 --> 00:21:24,491
Turn it off! Turn it off!
520
00:21:24,583 --> 00:21:26,392
[Feedback Stops]
521
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,459
[Man 3]
You suck!
522
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,434
- ?? [Guitar: Major Chord]
- [Man 3] Play something!
523
00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,903
[Man 4]
One, two, three, four!
524
00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:38,807
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525
00:21:38,857 --> 00:21:43,407
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