Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:25,595
[Crunching Continues]
2
00:00:25,692 --> 00:00:27,262
[Crunching Plays Back]
3
00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:28,737
Gene.
4
00:00:28,828 --> 00:00:30,102
- Gene.
- [Crunching Continues]
5
00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:31,766
- [Sighs] Gene
- [Burps]
6
00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,242
- What?
- Stop.
7
00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,370
Bob, no more newspaper, please.
8
00:00:35,468 --> 00:00:37,641
- My parents are gonna be here any minute.
- I know.
9
00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,216
You know how I know they're coming?
10
00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:42,184
Because you go into a crazy
cleaning frenzy every time.
11
00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:44,949
It's like the way animals
freak out before an earthquake
12
00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,752
That's nice. That's not true!
13
00:00:46,846 --> 00:00:48,018
She's spooked.
14
00:00:48,114 --> 00:00:49,787
Louise, you're getting cereal everywhere.
15
00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,863
[Voice Quavering]
I'm having a seizure!
16
00:00:51,951 --> 00:00:53,794
Put a wallet in my mouth!
17
00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:54,797
It passed.
18
00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:56,925
Look at this place. it's a disaster.
19
00:00:57,023 --> 00:00:58,502
You haven't even fixed the leak yet.
20
00:00:58,591 --> 00:01:00,332
Come on. Linda, the leak is contained.
21
00:01:00,427 --> 00:01:01,667
' [Dripping]
- Bobby!
22
00:01:01,761 --> 00:01:03,707
What? You barely notice those.
23
00:01:03,797 --> 00:01:05,902
[Yelps]
I'm okay.
24
00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:09,139
Trust me, Bobby. My mother Will notice
that our ceiling is leaking.
25
00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:10,714
[Sighs]
Yeah, you're right.
26
00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,341
She will- repeatedly and loudly.
27
00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:15,147
Just fix it, please.
28
00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:17,778
Be my all-American fix-it man, Bobby.
29
00:01:17,877 --> 00:01:19,914
Fine. I'll go up to the attic
and fix the leak.
30
00:01:20,013 --> 00:01:22,015
But I also need you
and the kids to work out...
31
00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,594
whose room my folks are sleeping in...
32
00:01:23,683 --> 00:01:25,856
because I have to go
check the bathroom for stray hairs.
33
00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:27,932
No one sheds like this family.
34
00:01:28,021 --> 00:01:29,591
It's like a bunch of Chewbaccas.
35
00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:31,794
So where are Grandma
and Grandpa gonna sleep?
36
00:01:31,891 --> 00:01:34,462
- Gene's room smells like farts.
- That makes sense.
37
00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,165
Great. Well, we'll put 'em in there then
38
00:01:36,262 --> 00:01:38,902
- Maybe they'll leave sooner when they smell farts.
- Yeah.
39
00:01:38,998 --> 00:01:40,568
Gene can sleep with me in my room...
40
00:01:40,667 --> 00:01:42,943
- as long as he doesn't mind my night terrors.
- Huh?
41
00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:46,017
Remember you let me watch
Night of the Living Dead when I was eight?
42
00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:48,609
So now I wake up every night
standing in the middle of my room
43
00:01:48,708 --> 00:01:50,187
scratching the air and kicking.
44
00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:51,949
- Oh, good.
- Wait. You still get those?
45
00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:53,991
- Yeah. They're weirder now.
- Oh, boy.
46
00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:57,892
I think my subconscious fears and my
budding sexuality are getting all mixed up.
47
00:01:57,984 --> 00:01:59,793
Okay- Tina, I don't want
to hear about this.
48
00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:02,730
So I think I'm being attacked by zombies
and I start screaming...
49
00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,496
�Do you wanna make out?�
And I make outwith it.
50
00:02:05,592 --> 00:02:07,299
Hmm.
51
00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,839
I might just bunk with Gram and Gramps.
52
00:02:09,929 --> 00:02:13,035
Okay, enough.
Gene, Louise, you sleep in Tina's room.
53
00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,739
Tina, you're quarantined. You sleep alone.
54
00:02:15,835 --> 00:02:17,405
We'll strap you down or something.
55
00:02:17,504 --> 00:02:19,040
Leave my lips free.
56
00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:22,717
Hey. Hey!
57
00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,221
Gene, just 'cause Grandma
and Grandpa are coming...
58
00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,313
doesn't mean you're gonna
get out of doing homework.
59
00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:29,359
How far are you on that history report?
60
00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:30,985
So far I just got the title-
61
00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:34,258
�History: A Blast From the Past."
62
00:02:34,354 --> 00:02:36,425
Okay. After we get my parents settled...
63
00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,196
your father's gonna help you with that.
64
00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,430
- Right, Bob?
- Have it on my desk by 5:00.
65
00:02:40,527 --> 00:02:43,030
I am not writing your report for you.
66
00:02:43,129 --> 00:02:44,199
Hey.
67
00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:46,675
Okay, everybody,
I have an announcement to make.
68
00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:49,110
I am on a ladder. Stop shaking it.
69
00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:50,875
I feel like I shouldn't have to say that.
70
00:02:50,970 --> 00:02:53,348
Dad, why do you get so mad
when Grandma Gloria...
71
00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,282
and Grandpa Al come over to visit?
72
00:02:55,375 --> 00:02:58,447
- Do you hate them?
- I don't hate them. Just Grandma.
73
00:02:58,545 --> 00:03:01,025
Or- I don't hate her,
just the sound she makes.
74
00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,526
And her voice. And the things she says.
75
00:03:03,616 --> 00:03:05,095
Aye I
76
00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:07,187
- Al!
_ [Gasping]
77
00:03:07,287 --> 00:03:08,960
- [Clears Throat]
- [Groans]
78
00:03:09,055 --> 00:03:10,261
[Shutter Clicks]
79
00:03:10,356 --> 00:03:12,461
- Wanna hear my impression of her?
- Yes.
80
00:03:12,559 --> 00:03:13,629
[As Grandma]
All
81
00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:15,603
[Linda]
I'm not hearing this, right?
82
00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:18,904
Sorry. I mean, she's your gram-gram.
We love her.
83
00:03:18,998 --> 00:03:20,306
[Whispers]
We hate her.
84
00:03:21,834 --> 00:03:23,177
I fixed the leak!
85
00:03:23,269 --> 00:03:25,442
[Linda] Good!
Don't stay up there too long...
86
00:03:25,538 --> 00:03:29,076
'cause I want us all to have a nice visit
before we open the restaurant!
87
00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,485
Uh, I mean, almost done!
88
00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,158
Huh?
89
00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:35,885
[Groans]
90
00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:37,484
Wow. This is amazing.
91
00:03:37,584 --> 00:03:39,791
- Whose room am I behind?
- [Tina, Muffled] Mine.
92
00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:42,662
- [Muffled] Hi, Tina.
- Are you in the wall or in my horse poster?
93
00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:44,325
Please say �horse poster. �
94
00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:46,631
I'm a horse.
[Imitates Whinnying]
95
00:03:46,726 --> 00:03:48,399
Oh, wait. I can go sideways too.
96
00:03:48,494 --> 00:03:49,996
Are you in another dimension?
97
00:03:50,096 --> 00:03:52,633
Do you see a lion
or a Witch or a wardrobe?
98
00:03:52,732 --> 00:03:53,437
A what?
99
00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:57,310
A lion, a Witch or a wardrobe!
100
00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,849
- Why are you saying that, Gene?
- It's a book.
101
00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:01,816
Oh, right, right. A kids' book. Yeah.
102
00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:04,184
- Yeah, by Salman Rushdie.
- [Scoffs]
103
00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:06,348
- It's not by Salman Rushdie.
- Of course it is.
104
00:04:06,446 --> 00:04:07,925
- It isn't.
- Yes, it is.
105
00:04:08,014 --> 00:04:10,187
I'm not gonna talk to you any more, Gene.
I'm in a wall.
106
00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,059
- Go look it up though.
- I just did. it's Salmah Rushdie.
107
00:04:13,152 --> 00:04:14,961
- [Doorbell Rings]
- [Linda] They're here!
108
00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:17,625
- [Linda] Bob, come out of the wall, please!
- Yeah.
109
00:04:17,724 --> 00:04:19,829
Hello!
110
00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,200
- [Grunting]
- [Grandma] All
111
00:04:21,294 --> 00:04:23,865
- Oh, my God.
- Don't leave our bags out there on the street!
112
00:04:23,963 --> 00:04:26,944
Are you crazy?
[Clears Throat]
113
00:04:27,033 --> 00:04:29,274
What are all these pots
doing on the floor?
114
00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:30,814
Bob will pick 'em up, Mom.
115
00:04:30,903 --> 00:04:32,439
Bob, quit fooling around in there.
116
00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:35,519
You're gonna get yourself stuck.
117
00:04:35,608 --> 00:04:39,351
Uh- Uh, uh-Oh! Lin? Lin?
118
00:04:39,445 --> 00:04:40,753
Yes? What?
119
00:04:40,847 --> 00:04:42,326
You're never gonna believe this.
120
00:04:42,415 --> 00:04:43,951
What is it? What?
121
00:04:44,050 --> 00:04:45,358
I'm stuck!
122
00:04:47,387 --> 00:04:49,162
[Sniffs]
Shouldn't have farted.
123
00:04:52,358 --> 00:04:54,031
[Grandma]
Who's trapped in the Wall?
124
00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:55,435
- Bob.
- [Bob] Me.
125
00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:58,600
Bob can't fit in the wall.
He's overweight!
126
00:04:58,698 --> 00:05:00,735
- Mom!
- What? He can't hear me.
127
00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:02,972
[Bob]
Yes, I can. I'm right here.
128
00:05:03,069 --> 00:05:04,946
Uh, I'd like to order a hamburger.
129
00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:09,714
No, All He can't have a hamburger.
He can have a turkey burger.
130
00:05:09,809 --> 00:05:12,415
There's no such thing as a turkey burger.
131
00:05:12,512 --> 00:05:15,049
- Go read your Maxim.
- Dad gets Maxim?
132
00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,856
No. He found it
in the recycling at the condo.
133
00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:19,429
Who's on the cover?
134
00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:21,362
The girls of Coyote Ugly.
135
00:05:21,454 --> 00:05:23,434
I don't think they're even alive anymore.
136
00:05:23,523 --> 00:05:25,434
Lin, we need to open the restaurant.
137
00:05:25,525 --> 00:05:27,004
Hey, I bet I can get down there.
138
00:05:27,093 --> 00:05:29,403
What are you talking about?
You can go down?
139
00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:31,441
[Bob]
Kids, you meet me down there, okay?
140
00:05:31,531 --> 00:05:33,340
You're gonna be my eyes and my hands.
141
00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:36,471
- Okay. We're down there.
- No, you're not. You haven't moved.
142
00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:39,243
I'm turning on the grill!
Beep, boop. Whoosh!
143
00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,650
That's not the sound the grill makes
Go clown to the restaurant.
144
00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,552
Okay, so the special
comes with feta cheese...
145
00:05:45,645 --> 00:05:47,784
and it's called �Never Been Feta."
146
00:05:47,880 --> 00:05:50,383
[Chuckles]
Did you hear that? Are you laughing?
147
00:05:50,483 --> 00:05:51,689
[Laughing]
148
00:05:51,784 --> 00:05:53,957
I hear you laughing. Are you writing it?
149
00:05:54,053 --> 00:05:57,557
Yep. �Never Been Feta."
150
00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,136
Good. All right, I'm gonna go...
151
00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,465
get Tina setup on the grill.
152
00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:01,698
This is going great!
153
00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,775
[Grunting]
154
00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,539
Hey, kids. Gene. Louise.
155
00:06:08,634 --> 00:06:10,739
- Hey!
- Hey. Take this.
156
00:06:10,837 --> 00:06:12,373
- That's my pee.
- Oh.
157
00:06:12,472 --> 00:06:13,815
- Yeah.
- [Groans]
158
00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,011
Empty it out and bring it back, okay?
This will be our system.
159
00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:17,588
- Uh-
- You're my pee guy.
160
00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,179
- Dads pee.
- [Groans]
161
00:06:19,278 --> 00:06:21,918
Bob, I called Teddy the contractor.
162
00:06:22,014 --> 00:06:23,789
He's coming right away to get you out.
163
00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:26,557
What? No. Lin, that's not necessary.
164
00:06:26,652 --> 00:06:28,825
Of course it is. You're stuck in the wall.
165
00:06:28,921 --> 00:06:31,265
No, I know. Just- You know how Teddy is.
166
00:06:31,357 --> 00:06:33,337
Talky Teddy. Yap, yap, yap.
167
00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,497
What, you don't have time for his stories?
168
00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:37,404
Are you very, very busy today?
169
00:06:37,497 --> 00:06:39,602
Uh, no.
170
00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,303
You're in a tight spot, huh, Bobby?
171
00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,812
- A little bit, Teddy.
- Gee.
172
00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,939
I've heard of buildings like this,
you know, with false walls.
173
00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:46,573
- Uh-huh.
- It's a prohibition thing.
174
00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:48,743
- Oh.
- Yeah, this town, it used to be a bootleggers' port
175
00:06:48,841 --> 00:06:50,149
A lot of people don't know that.
176
00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:51,586
- That's interesting.
- Yeah.
177
00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:54,055
- My great uncle used to run a speakeasy here in town.
- Uh-huh.
178
00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,024
It was called Swanky's.
Place was called Swanky's.
179
00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:58,595
- You ever hear of a cocktail called the Swanky Panky?
- No.
180
00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,927
- It's made with two parts vermouth-
- Teddy, Teddy, Teddy. Listen.
181
00:07:02,021 --> 00:07:04,023
Don't get me out today, okay?
182
00:07:04,123 --> 00:07:06,034
Tell Linda you have to come back tomorrow.
183
00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,935
- I got the Sawzall in the truck. I don't even-
- No, no. Teddy, listen.
184
00:07:09,028 --> 00:07:11,338
Tell her that you need a permit
or something.
185
00:07:11,431 --> 00:07:13,468
You want to stay in the wall, Bob'?
186
00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:15,477
Don't judge, Teddy. Don't judge.
187
00:07:15,568 --> 00:07:18,014
There's nothing wrong
with a man enjoying his crawl space...
188
00:07:18,104 --> 00:07:19,310
till his in-laws leave
189
00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,385
No, it's just, you know
I heard about this guy.
190
00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:23,784
That hid out in a wall from the police.
191
00:07:23,876 --> 00:07:25,583
- He Went bonkers, Bob.
- Yeah.
192
00:07:25,678 --> 00:07:28,454
- When they found him, he was chewing oh a two-by-four-
- Mm-hmm.
193
00:07:28,548 --> 00:07:30,755
- Wearing nothing but copper Wire.
- That's a great story, Teddy.
194
00:07:30,850 --> 00:07:32,352
Just come back tomorrow.
195
00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:35,126
Okay. I still gotta charge you
for today though.
196
00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,201
Today? You just stood there, talking.
197
00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,897
Bob, you know, my therapist says that
if I don't value my time, nobody's going to.
198
00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:42,028
All right. You're right. Right.
199
00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,607
All right. I'm just gonna write it up...
200
00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,266
as a consultation though- friend prices.
201
00:07:45,364 --> 00:07:46,604
Do whatever you have to do...
202
00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:49,339
- and just drop the bill down the shaft.
- All right.
203
00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,437
- [Teddy] Did you get it?
- [Bob] Did you drop it?
204
00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:53,016
- [Teddy] I dropped it.
- I didn't get it.
205
00:07:53,105 --> 00:07:55,415
[Teddy] Well, I can't have the-
you know, the things outstanding.
206
00:07:55,508 --> 00:07:57,988
- Teddy, I'll look for it, all right?
- Find it.
207
00:07:58,077 --> 00:08:00,751
- [Bob] Write another one then!
- I don't have- Now I gotta go to the truck.
208
00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,022
Okay. As you can see...
209
00:08:04,116 --> 00:08:07,825
I'm spending my first night
inside the walls of my own house
210
00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,958
I borrowed Gene's camera
so I can document my experience.
211
00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:12,798
[Linda]
Come on, Bob. it's late.
212
00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:15,702
And Louise has loaned me
her Kuchi Kupi night light.
213
00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:19,038
- [Louise] Kuchi Kopi.
- Kuchi Kopi. Kuchi Kopi night light.
214
00:08:19,131 --> 00:08:22,544
Anyway, here's where I'm gonna
sleep tonight. I'll show you.
215
00:08:22,635 --> 00:08:25,047
[Grandma]
Oh! All Yes!
216
00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:27,139
[Grandma Moaning]
217
00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:28,685
Oh, my God.
218
00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,687
Oh, my God.
I think Linda's parents are having sex.
219
00:08:31,777 --> 00:08:35,156
[Moaning Continues]
220
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:39,287
I hope they're using protection,
'cause I am not taking care of that baby.
221
00:08:39,385 --> 00:08:40,864
I'm gonna sample it.
222
00:08:40,953 --> 00:08:43,832
[Grandma Continues Moaning]
223
00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:45,960
[Moaning]
224
00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:50,898
Well, hello. Funny seeing you here.
225
00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:54,069
Whoa. Double trouble.
226
00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:55,645
Okay, let's do this.
227
00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:58,576
[Groaning]
228
00:08:58,671 --> 00:09:01,447
- You sound like my grandmother.
- What? I can't hear you.
229
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,748
And you sound like my grandfather.
230
00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,254
[Moaning]
231
00:09:05,344 --> 00:09:07,950
Please stop touching each other.
Please stop touching each other.
232
00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,117
[Screams]
233
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:13,391
[Grandma Continues Moaning]
234
00:09:19,825 --> 00:09:21,736
[Snoring]
235
00:09:25,331 --> 00:09:27,277
- [Barking Sounds]
- Gene, you ready to give your report?
236
00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:29,209
Oh. Uh-
237
00:09:32,204 --> 00:09:36,152
My grandparents are staying with us,
and they were both alive during prohibition.
238
00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:40,816
So this is What it sounds like when they
have sex in the room next to mine.
239
00:09:40,913 --> 00:09:43,018
[Grandma]
Ow! Ow! [Moans]
240
00:09:43,115 --> 00:09:44,150
[Skipping]
Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-OM
241
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:45,354
- [Grandpa] What?
- Ow] '
242
00:09:45,451 --> 00:09:47,260
- Principal's office now!
- Ow![Moans]
243
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,855
- [Skipping] Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-OM
- [Grandpa] Right'.
244
00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,196
- [Grandma Moaning]
- [Clapping]
245
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:56,429
Father, in life,
this restaurant was your curse.
246
00:09:56,529 --> 00:10:00,170
Now, in death, your restless spirit
haunts this place.
247
00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,303
Speak to us, Father!
248
00:10:02,401 --> 00:10:04,347
- [Bob, Muffled] Louise, is that you?
- Did you hear that?
249
00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:07,008
Yes. it's Louise, your daughter.
250
00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:08,551
Go to the light, Father!
251
00:10:08,641 --> 00:10:11,417
[Bob] Oh, okay, I see.
Very funny. I'm a ghost.
252
00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:14,013
Ask him anything you want to know
about the other side.
253
00:10:14,113 --> 00:10:16,115
Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost?
254
00:10:16,215 --> 00:10:19,196
No. Louise already told you
I'm the ghost of her dead dad.
255
00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,559
Come on. Next question.
256
00:10:20,653 --> 00:10:22,963
Are you the ghost
from the movie Ghost Dad?
257
00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,592
What did I just say?
This is What you ask a ghost?
258
00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,170
You know What this makes me wanna do?
259
00:10:27,259 --> 00:10:29,102
Eat your souls!
260
00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:31,402
' Run!
' [Screaming]
261
00:10:31,497 --> 00:10:32,942
Oh, God! He got me!
262
00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,205
Oh, at least you're holding me now.
263
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,508
What is going on over here?
264
00:10:37,603 --> 00:10:40,447
- Uh, sorry, Lin.
- Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself.
265
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:44,214
I'll go back to running the kitchen,
bussing tables and taking care of the kids.
266
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,052
- Oh, boy. Lin, don't be mad. Come here.
- Oh.
267
00:10:47,146 --> 00:10:48,955
- Come over toward my hand.
- All right, all right.
268
00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,050
Let me stroke your hair the way you like.
269
00:10:51,150 --> 00:10:52,788
- Oh. [Chuckles]
- isn't this nice?
270
00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:55,627
[Coughing Hacking]
271
00:10:55,721 --> 00:10:57,962
- Oh, God.
- Excuse me. I'm sorry.
272
00:10:58,057 --> 00:11:00,731
Linda, that's your mom's
throat clear exactly.
273
00:11:00,826 --> 00:11:01,861
Yes, and?
274
00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,463
Well, first you make sounds like her.
275
00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:07,100
Next thing, you'll be yelling,
�No burgers! Read your Maxim"
276
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:08,906
I mean, you already
kind of nag like she does.
277
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,275
Whoop. Where's the hair?
278
00:11:10,369 --> 00:11:12,940
I am not turning into my mother!
279
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,041
That bathroom is filthy!
280
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,382
Who was the last person in there?
281
00:11:17,476 --> 00:11:20,423
You go back in there
and you wipe the seat!
282
00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,254
[Bob]
Hey, no nagging my customers!
283
00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,089
Don't you yell at my mother!
284
00:11:24,183 --> 00:11:25,958
Whats that, Nagatha Christie?
285
00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:30,000
Linda, sweetheart, you've got
more than you can handle here.
286
00:11:30,089 --> 00:11:33,298
Your father and I have decided
to stay another night.
287
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:34,462
What? NO!
288
00:11:34,560 --> 00:11:36,870
[Grandma]
We'll stay as long as we need to.
289
00:11:36,962 --> 00:11:38,441
No, no, no! No!
290
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,033
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
291
00:11:40,132 --> 00:11:42,271
- I got detention.
- Aw, come on!
292
00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:46,077
Yeah. But I don't want to beat myself up
about it, since it's really Dads fault.
293
00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,379
- [Gasps] it's your history report.
- Yeah.
294
00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:50,420
Thanks, Mom. We're gonna-
You know what? We're gonna need you.
295
00:11:50,509 --> 00:11:53,115
- We'll take all the help we can get around here.
- No, no, no. No.
296
00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,886
Linda, I'm gonna get out of here.
They don't have to stay.
297
00:11:55,981 --> 00:12:00,430
I have an idea, a new idea I just thought of
on how I can get out right away.
298
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:03,830
[Groaning]
299
00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:05,163
- Oh, boy.
- [Feet Thud On Floor]
300
00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,635
Ow. Ow! Son of a bitch!
301
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,731
- Where did he go?
- [Grunting]
302
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,639
I can hear- I can hear him.
303
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,211
- Lin?
- Yeah?
304
00:12:14,300 --> 00:12:15,904
- I'm stuck.
- Yeah, I know, Bob.
305
00:12:16,001 --> 00:12:18,572
- No, I'm really stuck.
- What are you talking about?
306
00:12:18,671 --> 00:12:22,744
[Gasps] Are you telling me
you weren't stuck before'?
307
00:12:22,842 --> 00:12:23,820
No.
308
00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,389
You were faking it. I can't believe this.
309
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:28,425
- [Phone Rings]
- Bob's Burgers.
310
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,721
- Hi, Linda. It�s Teddy
- Oh, hi, Teddy.
311
00:12:30,816 --> 00:12:33,490
- He;/, I�m on my way over to get Bob out.
- You know what?
312
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:36,567
- We actually don't need you to come and get Bob out.
- Oh, really?
313
00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:38,828
- Yeah. He's fine.
- What? No! We-
314
00:12:38,924 --> 00:12:41,370
Teddy! Ted- We need-
I need to come out!
315
00:12:41,460 --> 00:12:43,098
- Bye, Teddy.
- [Teddy] Hold on. I gotta-
316
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:44,936
- Teddy!
- Have fun in there!
317
00:12:45,030 --> 00:12:46,976
Linda!
318
00:12:51,537 --> 00:12:53,710
Okay, day three stuck in the wall.
319
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:57,481
I sure would love to go poo.
That would be good.
320
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,888
[Grunts]
Ow!
321
00:12:59,979 --> 00:13:02,459
Yep. Okay. I can't get out that way.
322
00:13:02,548 --> 00:13:04,357
[Groans]
I got a big splinter.
323
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,191
I'm feeling a little faint.
324
00:13:06,285 --> 00:13:08,458
[Groans]
Keep it together, Bob.
325
00:13:08,554 --> 00:13:10,727
Uh, there are spiders everywhere!
[Screams]
326
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:13,133
On me! On me!
[Screams] Spid-
327
00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,705
You understand me, don't you, night light?
328
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,867
[Sniffling, crying]
329
00:13:18,964 --> 00:13:20,534
[Man]
Tell me-
330
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,409
Why did you want to have a s�ance
in your family's restaurant?
331
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,039
And when exactly
did your father pass away?
332
00:13:26,138 --> 00:13:28,414
[Sighs]
I forget.
333
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,919
Give me your hands.
Let's summon his spirit now.
334
00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:32,489
If that'll help, sure.
335
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:35,024
Okay. I need you to hum with me, please.
336
00:13:35,114 --> 00:13:36,252
- Hum with you?
- Yeah.
337
00:13:36,348 --> 00:13:38,760
[Both Humming]
338
00:13:38,851 --> 00:13:41,559
[Humming Rhythmically]
339
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,567
Big door. Was this always here?
340
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:48,036
[Jazz]
341
00:13:48,127 --> 00:13:51,370
Wow. There's a speakeasy
in the crawl space.
342
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:52,942
What a great idea.
343
00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:54,841
Nice to see you, Mr. Bob.
344
00:13:54,934 --> 00:13:56,914
Nice to see you, Kuchi Kopi.
345
00:13:57,002 --> 00:13:58,606
What'll it be, Mr. Bob?
346
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:02,083
Give me some hooch.
Your best bootleg hooch.
347
00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:06,720
[Tongue Flapping, Chuckles]
348
00:14:06,812 --> 00:14:08,849
How are things going, Mr. Bob?
349
00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:12,521
Things could be better, Kuchi.
Things could be a whole lot better.
350
00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:17,067
Do you need to use the facilities, Mr. Bob?
Go number two?
351
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:19,067
I'm glad you asked, Kuchi.
352
00:14:19,158 --> 00:14:22,571
Yes, I do need to go number two.
353
00:14:22,661 --> 00:14:26,370
Yes, I do- a lot.
354
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,411
Here's my creation.
355
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,912
I call it the Tunami.
356
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,074
- You're gonna sell a million of these.
- Hmm.
357
00:14:33,172 --> 00:14:36,517
You know, that tastes so good,
I say we make it the Burger of the Day.
358
00:14:38,744 --> 00:14:41,247
So, your mother-in-law is quite willful
359
00:14:41,347 --> 00:14:42,621
Yeah, she is.
360
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,218
She needs to be corrected.
361
00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,762
- What does that mean?
- Killed.
362
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:50,322
Wow. You turned into
a mean little night light, Kuchi.
363
00:14:50,422 --> 00:14:53,369
Did you know your Wife
and your mother-in-law...
364
00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:56,997
are trying to interfere
with your business?
365
00:14:57,096 --> 00:14:59,098
- They are? My business?
- Yes.
366
00:14:59,198 --> 00:15:02,042
They are attempting to bring
an outside protein...
367
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:03,943
into this situation.
368
00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:05,640
An outside protein?
369
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,479
- Tuna.
- Tuna?
370
00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,177
[Thinking]
I�m so tired
371
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,722
My grandparents are haunting my dreams.
372
00:15:12,811 --> 00:15:14,449
I need a nap.
373
00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:16,617
I could' crawl up in the ceiling and sleep.
374
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:18,388
That's what dad would' do.
375
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:20,157
Yeah. I'm gonna make him proud of me.
376
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,292
Oh, it�s nice up here.
377
00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,892
[Boy] Man, you're ripped.
Your abs look like challah bread.
378
00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:28,164
- [Boy 2] Thanks. You look pretty strong-
- Oh, my Goof
379
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:32,140
The boys' locker room must be
right over there. I�ll sleep later
380
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,608
[Bob Whispering]
Poison.
381
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:34,575
What?
382
00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:38,240
Mercury poisoning in the tuna fish!
383
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,578
- [Laughs]
- Bob, stop.
384
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,880
- [Kuchi, Mocking] �Bob, stop."
- [Bob] Good one, Kuchi.
385
00:15:42,975 --> 00:15:44,579
Who are you talking to?
386
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,554
Oh, no one. Just a friend.
387
00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,215
He's losing it in there.
388
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,191
Okay, it's time for you to come out.
389
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:53,092
There is no out, Linda. Not anymore.
390
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:55,495
Where am I? Am I here, or am I here?
391
00:15:55,587 --> 00:15:57,089
- Bob-
- I'm everywhere!
392
00:15:57,189 --> 00:15:59,465
I'm calling the fire department.
393
00:15:59,558 --> 00:16:01,196
[Tina Whispering]
Drop the towel.
394
00:16:01,293 --> 00:16:03,034
There it is again. Did you hear it?
395
00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,734
- Drop the-
- [Both Scream]
396
00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:08,573
[Counselor]
Three siblings in trouble in two days?
397
00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:12,137
That's a red flag right there.
What's going on with you guys?
398
00:16:12,237 --> 00:16:14,012
Our father got trapped in the wall.
399
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,744
Is that how he died?
400
00:16:15,841 --> 00:16:18,344
- Dads dead?
- Good job, Mr. Frond.
401
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:20,617
We were gonna tell her on Father's Day.
402
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:23,057
Now we have nothing to do on Father's Day!
403
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:24,718
Okay. You know What you are?
404
00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,127
You are kids in crisis.
405
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,825
We need to conduct a home visit today.
406
00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,162
Yeah!
407
00:16:31,256 --> 00:16:32,735
Okay. Okay.
408
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,066
Let's get over there.
Oh, my gosh. What are those?
409
00:16:35,160 --> 00:16:37,106
- Grief puppets.
- Bring 'em. We're gonna need 'em.
410
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:39,005
- [Gasps]
- What about those? Are you gonna bring those?
411
00:16:39,098 --> 00:16:41,544
- Crisis crayons? You think?
- Crisis crayons, absolutely.
412
00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:43,977
I've got so many drawings
that I need to do.
413
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,047
[Giggles]
414
00:16:45,137 --> 00:16:46,775
[Linda]
Hey, I'm sorry.
415
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:50,319
It's a little loud in here.
You're coming for a home visit when?
416
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,252
Right there. Chop.
417
00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,381
[Bob]
Don't do it. I'm staying in here.
418
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:56,016
He's loopy. Chop-
419
00:16:56,115 --> 00:16:57,856
I'm never coming out!
420
00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:01,796
Yeah, we see this all the time. I'll chop a hole,
but it's probably not gonna do it.
421
00:17:01,887 --> 00:17:03,696
You'll have to put some food out.
422
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:04,927
What's going on?
423
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,765
They probably got complaints
about the smell...
424
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,634
and came to get the body out of the wall.
425
00:17:08,727 --> 00:17:10,263
You mean it's still in there?
426
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,933
- Well, parts of him.
- Oh, my God.
427
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,034
It's a real crisis, Mr. Frond!
428
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,909
- Yeah.
- It's a crisis! - Yeah!
429
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:18,310
- We're all in crisis!
- I'm in crisis!
430
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:19,382
All right! Okay.
431
00:17:19,471 --> 00:17:21,576
Don't you take my daddy out of the wall!
432
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:27,581
Bob, I'm sitting here with the counselor
from school who thinks you're dead...
433
00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:30,717
- so this would be a great time to grow up and help out.
- [Footfalls]
434
00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:32,921
Counselor? What is this, camp?
435
00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:35,362
[Chuckles]
I'm funny in the wall.
436
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,661
Wait- Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
437
00:17:37,756 --> 00:17:39,565
Your husband is not dead?
438
00:17:39,658 --> 00:17:41,228
No. Just aggravating.
439
00:17:41,326 --> 00:17:44,899
Okay. Why would Louise let me think
that he was dead?
440
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,910
Oh, she just likes messing
with people she thinks are stup-
441
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,241
- I know!
- What? I-
442
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,871
How about a burger?
443
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,745
- I don't- I-
- You want something from the restaurant? A burger?
444
00:17:53,839 --> 00:17:55,477
- No. I don't eat meat.
- Oh.
445
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,383
- [Kuchi] Kill him.
- [Bob] Shut up, Kuchi.
446
00:17:57,476 --> 00:18:02,357
I've got some nice ground beef
for you, Bob!
447
00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,759
[Coughing]
Bob!
448
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,024
I'm starting to get a better picture here
449
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,656
Right now I'm looking up guidelines...
450
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,464
for when and how Social Services
should get involved in a case like this.
451
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:14,697
- What?
- Yeah.
452
00:18:14,793 --> 00:18:16,773
- Social Services?
- Yeah.
453
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,307
- What?
- Yeah!
454
00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:21,867
[Clearing Throat, Coughing]
455
00:18:21,967 --> 00:18:25,813
That throat-clearing sound-
it's coming from inside the wall!
456
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,178
Bob!
457
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:28,649
Oh, my God!
458
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,620
Bob, come towards my voice. I'll yell.
459
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,218
- [Yelling]
- [Screams]
460
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,798
- [Rapid Footfalls]
- My mother's visiting us.
461
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:43,560
[Grandma]
Stop crawling away!
462
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:45,225
[Bob]
This isn't happening!
463
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:46,894
[Grandma]
Get ahold of yourself!
464
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:51,031
[Bob] Don't shake me!
I might go to the bathroom!
465
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,167
Here's Bobby!
466
00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:54,573
I found him.
467
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,577
- [Yelps]
- Ow! That's hot!
468
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,409
- [Grandma Exclaims]
- [Bob Coughs]
469
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,074
- [Bob Moans]
- [Grandma Moans]
470
00:19:00,172 --> 00:19:01,515
- [Bob] Ow!
- [Moans]
471
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:02,847
' [Grandma] OW!
' [Means]
472
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,317
- [Toilet Flushes]
- [Groans] Wow.
473
00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,720
Much better.
474
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,090
Bad modeling, poor boundaries-
475
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:13,424
Well, really, no boundaries.
[Chuckles]
476
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,998
I'm gonna have to make some calls.
477
00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:17,089
Wait. Mr. Frond,
now that I have a clear head...
478
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,601
I want to apologize- to everybody.
479
00:19:19,691 --> 00:19:21,693
Hiding in the walls was selfish and dumb.
480
00:19:21,793 --> 00:19:24,535
And, Linda,
I'm sorry I called you Nagatha Christie.
481
00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:27,008
It was in the heat of the moment,
and it was really dumb.
482
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,045
Aw. Thank you, Bobby.
483
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:31,045
I meant I can do better.
484
00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:33,707
Like Spiro Nagnew.
[Chuckles]
485
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:35,375
All right. Quit While you're ahead.
486
00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,387
Naggedy Ann? Secretary of Nagriculture?
487
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:40,184
- Ha!
- Now that one's funny.
488
00:19:40,279 --> 00:19:42,190
That one's funny. I like-
[Chuckles]
489
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:45,228
I'm not a- I'm not a nag.
It's funny though. I like it.
490
00:19:45,317 --> 00:19:48,059
- Social Services?
- Now hold on there, pal.
491
00:19:48,153 --> 00:19:50,030
- - Are you married?
492
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,728
- You have kids?
- No, and no.
493
00:19:52,824 --> 00:19:56,738
Listen to me. My daughter
is the best mother in the world...
494
00:19:56,828 --> 00:20:00,935
and this one-
he is nuts, but guess What.
495
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,479
Having a family makes you go nuts.
496
00:20:03,569 --> 00:20:05,378
So if you don't have kids...
497
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,747
I don't think you know enough
to be calling in anyone.
498
00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:12,583
In fact, I don't think you come out
looking so good here yourself.
499
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:17,718
I wonder if you even got permission
from the school to come over here today.
500
00:20:17,816 --> 00:20:20,456
- He didn't.
- He took us away from learning!
501
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:24,500
We were in the car with Mr. Frond,
and he didn't make us Wear seat belts.
502
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:27,093
- What?
- [Stammering]
503
00:20:27,192 --> 00:20:31,368
How about you put your phone and your
little notebook back in your pocket there...
504
00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,670
and leave this family alone!
505
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,076
[Gasps]
Okay. All right. All right.
506
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,342
[Chuckling]
All right. All right.
507
00:20:39,438 --> 00:20:41,748
Gloria, thank you.
508
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,779
Come back soon, you two.
509
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:46,514
Bye, Gram. Bye, Gramps.
510
00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,183
See you in my dreams.
511
00:20:49,281 --> 00:20:51,625
Well, I have a room to re-fart.
512
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,163
- Dad, can I have my night light back now?
- No.
513
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,459
- Give it to me.
- Stop it.
514
00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,624
- Give it to me.
- Stop it.
515
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:57,826
- Give it!
- Stop it!
516
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,231
- It's my night light.
- Don't- Stop.
517
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,894
- This is embarrassing to me!
- No!
518
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,166
- You're a grown man!
- I'm keeping it!
519
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,105
By Jeffreyalca
520
00:21:36,155 --> 00:21:40,705
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
40071
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof