All language subtitles for Barely.Legal.2011.1080p.BluRay.H264.AAC-RARBG

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What should we do on our birthday?

We have plenty of time left
to come up with something, Sue.

We are 18 years old. Then our moms met
BB, we have done something special.

This has become even more special.
What is it we have not done?

-Mushrooms?
-not anything like that. Something nice.

-Maybe a trip?
-A mushroom trip, type?

-I'm sorry, So. I'm going on a date.
-So do I. I'm sorry, Sue.

Do not worry. We will think of something.

-Are the flowers from you?
-Yes, absolutely ... Here you are.

-I thought I saw a card.
-I can not express my feelings.

I guess you
still makes me...

-...nervous.
-Oh, Jake.

-Should I go with in a while?
-No, not yet.

I want it to be special.
The best night of my life.

There it will be. We two
will always be amazing together.

No, Jake. I have to work
on my art projects.

I thought art would be easy,
but I should have chosen more math.

-Are you coming to my birthday party?
-Of course.

Thank you. Goodbye.

Not bad.

-Hey!
-We need to talk birthday plans.

There are only two days left.

I thought we could travel to...

I had thought to tell you...

I think I'll
celebrate the birthday with Jake.

I want to let him take my virginity.

What? You can not!
Should not we wait until we get married?

You can not break
a tradition like that.

It's not good. Lexi will
be very disappointed.

Come on, Lexi ...

-Baby, you're so sexy. Now you'll get.
-Yeah, baby. What was your name again?

Rod, sexguden.

Come on!
It's a real man's body.

Excuse me ... My mobile.

An important call from Sue.
Wait a minute.

-My lenses.
-Come on.

Wait, I have to find lenses.
They're in here somewhere.

-There.
-Nipple ... I asked you to stop.

That's my buddy, JJ. Is it easy?

Yes, I guess. I'm still
innocence, no fucking.

Lexi is so upset that she did not
get a word out ... Yes, yes, yes.

Jeez, five orgasms in a row.

Here is my lens.

Should Cheryl losing her virginity on Saturday?

-It sounds crazy. Must speak.
-As soon as possible.

-Oops.
-Hey.

-When did you get home?
-Is it true?

It is the right time and Jake is the right man.

He is handsome, clever and rich ...

He has a promising future ahead of him.
I think the time is right.

Losing your virginity is something we should
be involved together.

But not on this birthday.
Maybe when we become the 23rd

Maybe even 29? 28?

I know we have a tradition,
but I'm sorry.

Sue is right. We always
something special on her birthday.

Jake has such a small?

It is not Jake. It is the
masculine ideal. A Greek god type.

-Yes, it sucks. I'm no artist.
-Do not change the subject.

We should lose virgins together.
I'm not ready yet.

I'm waiting for a sign.

F�r mig spelar det ingen roll.
I get by with a 69-ball, 79-ball-

-anal. I did not hurry.

It beats not my rabbit anyway.

But do you want to do it this year,
so maybe we should all do it.

It could be a thing of the 18 th anniversary

-Where are you at 6:30 in the morning?
-To church and pray for you.

-I go to bed.
-So do I.

Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.

I accuse myself
for the following sins:

I'm embarrassed to talk about it,
but ... it is about sex.

Oh.

It does not apply to me. I
Just do not reach below the waistband.

I have not even seen ... Well, I've
took the clothes of my Ken doll.

I dressed him as Jesus. I wanted
see his thing, but there was no one there.

There are my friends,
my best friends.

It will do something really
poorly this weekend.

-Okay, spins?
-What? No, sex, sexual intercourse.

With the guys they do not know.

-All the way. Go all the way.
-Excuse me?

How can you just?
You are a bad person.

What?

Yes! Yes! Come on!
A home run!

Damn it!
Damn Yankees!

I'm sorry.

Sue, the clock is one.
I actually try to sleep.

Can not you be a little quiet?

I have something to announce.
I want to do it.

Did you hear what I said?
I want to do it.

-This weekend, a happy birthday.
-Doing what?

"That," fuck, pippa ...

...Goka, thread, you know.

How does that work with your religious
thoughts and the sign from heaven?

-I got a sign in the church.
-Really? Well, here we go.

-We have a pool party and do it there.
-All right.

I start with the shopping list.

Wonder what Jake will give me?

Perhaps a ring?
Or maybe a puppy?

It is the beginning of our family.

Check this out!

What disgusting. Put it to
Sue did not see it. She gets hj�rtsn�rp..

-Your bra has no cups.
-That's why it's called kupl�s bra.

-Is it sexy?
-No, urf�nigt.

As a bald wig,
or fingerless gloves ...

...or glue to paste.
Or panties without branch.

All right. Thank you for remind me.

Party and Favvisar!

-So wrong!
-I know.

It does not vibrate. It's broken,
but I have one more.

What is it? Do you prefer a manual
or a vibrating?

You mean ... you've never masturbated?

-Yes.
-never?

-never.
-Never ever?

-Yes.
-Not even when you sleep?

Or when you are bored?
Or when you're worried?

On the morning to wake up,
or in the evening to fall asleep?

Or when you think of Jake
and my new puppy?

Or when you visit your brother's grave?

-Or when you witness a murder?
-Or get lipstick on your teeth?

-Or when skydiving?
-when you empty your credit card?

Or play jigsaw puzzle with Grandma?

-Or just because you are ...
-...so fucking horny?

No, never, never ever, type!

-Seriously?
-Let it go. We have a house to decorate.

-Okay, then.
-I just can not believe it.

-Hey, Frank!
-Hi, Sue!

-We have not commanded him.
-Do you think he would have fun?

Blind people can do everything
others can do.

He waves to return.

We will have party tomorrow night.
Wanna come?

-It looks finished print.
-Tomorrow we will finally 18!

And finally, we lose our virgins.

We need to get our beauty sleep.
The party begins at two o'clock.

Cheryl should do it with Jake.
I'll probably Rod.

Who should be blowing your Modis, Sue?

It is easy. I have known him only
Late catechism lessons.

I think it's a baby panda
smeared in peanut butter.

Lev A LOVINGLY LLV

My soul twin.

Chris? Maybe you should think about
on selecting a reserve.

No, Chris is perfect. He played
Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar.

-His name is Chris. It is a character.
-The only sign is his b�gnuna.

He does not look like a fag.

He looks like Justin Bieber, and little Zac
Efron and a little Ryan Seacrest.

Who is Ryan Seacrest?
-Chris is my soul twin.

-Dream great dreams.
I'll see you tomorrow.

I knew it would happen one day,
but not this early.

You are so perfect.

I knew it would look like that.

Too bad no one is like you.

Wow, you are perfect.

Who are you?

Tomorrow is it.

Mr. Gee, they will.
Lexi, Cheryl, hurry up.

Why?
-Jake may open me. It gets hot.

You will choke to death.

It is sick. Fuck him only.
That's what every guy wants.

Who hit you when you were little?
I'm taking your mouth too.

Guys want someone who is sexy,
not just somebody they can sleep with.

You're an idiot.
A-sweet, laminated idiot.

Hurry up now.

What a cool bracelet.

-Do not touch it. It is ...
-It's very brittle.

Hurry up!

It was anal beads, right?

This is a fat party!

-Are we having fun or what?
-Wet T-shirts on g

-Congratulations, Lex!
-We said no gifts, Joanna.

That enlarges the lips.
The second is the massage oil.

How did you know?
I could use both tonight.

What cute you are, buster.
-Do not touch my guide dog.

-Excuse me. Are you okay?
-I feel good.

Hear you not heard that?
It is not wise.

Hey, Jake!
-Hey, baby. Congrats.

-You did not have ...
-What? Want a beer?

No.

Come here, baby.

I give you the gift later,
when the time comes.

You did not have to buy anything. I
a gift that you should look it up later.

-We need you for what. Come on!
-What the what?

Here's the man.
Hi, how are you?

Do you dare?

One, two, three.

Check out! Are they authentic?

-Have you seen Cheryl?
-Out of the way!

-Got it. See you later.
-Run some pushups or something.

$ 20 that I will
To tune those.

-They are not genuine.
-Who cares?

-Joe, ha'ru seen such shelf before?
I'm blind, your stupid!

It's your birthday. Let me ...
-Go out and have fun now.

What? I win.

Does my lips bigger?
I know nothing yet.

Have you seen Jake?
He has type disappeared.

-Are they real?
Of course.

-Have you seen Jake, Darryl?
-I think he's here somewhere.

Maybe up there?

Maybe he went to
open my gift.

-To become braver?
-Yes.

-Vodka and cranberry?
-Shirley Temple.

This is it.
I'll go and meet Rod.

Sue, how are you?
Take it easy.

It's just guys. It is
nothing to be afraid of. Is Chris here?

He's even more last year in reality.
He's not gay.

I'm going to prove it. I'll do it.
-Good luck.

You can do it.
Be like a slut only.

Pretend you are Lexi.

Sodom and Gomorrah
is my favorite chapter.

Chris, hi. Can I talk to you?

l studio.

Be like Lexi.

-Excuse me?
-Chris ... You are so sexy.

Since you played Jesus
I knew it was the two of us.

-I really want to ...
-What are you doing?

What has it taken for you?
-Nothing. I do not know what I should do?

Sue, Sue, Sue ...

I understand these desires ...

... And I like you too.

-Do you?
Yeah, I really do.

It's just that I have indulged
my life to a special man ...

-Lexi said.
-Jesus.

-Oh, that man.
-What have you thought?

Nothing. Then we can ...

Sue ... You know ...

When I think of him;
who died for our sins.

When I think of him on the cross ...

... So helpless and yet so muscular.

His strong thighs crossed ...

... So beautiful during the
where worn hip curtain ...

... So hot and so sweaty
under the hot sun.

Then I feel a kind of pity.

-I also think the same.
-Then you'll understand why I can not.

-Not directly.
It's too difficult.

It is difficult to give
after the fleshly lusts-

-When he suffered so
for our sake. So ...

Guys.

-Have you seen Jake?
-No.

Focus now.

There he is.

He bought the puppy to me.

How could he?

What happened? Did you know?
Hello?

-He does not want me.
-He's gay.

No, he just loves Jesus.
-Come on, Sue.

You liked him just to
there was something position.

In order to determine which
man you want ...

... You need to find out what
you are the kind of woman deep inside.

Follow me ...
to face your dark side.

Out! Out, all of you!

It's time for you
to meet your vagina.

-I can not. I can not stand.
-You do not have to not print until you looked.

Sue? Do you see it?

Sue?

I'm almost there.

What is it? What did you see?

-A raccoon.
-Align the mirror further up.

-I can not. Do not make me.
-All right.

You leave me no choice.
You need an orgasm.

How can you have sex with someone else
when you have not had it to yourself?

It is the first step.

I'm done, Lex.

Find my black vibrator
top dresser drawer. Use it.

How does it look?
-It is black and vibrates.

Come on, Rod. We go to Sue's room.

Do not come back before
had at least one orgasm.

Hey, sweetie!

In the middle of the planet!

Lie!

Stand up!

He can be over a hundred commands.

-Sorry, I can not see.
-It was not fun.

You become accustomed to things
when one is blind.

Damn!

What's wrong with it?

Nice shot.
Right on target.

-What is it?
It's Jake.

He was sucked by
a girl with pink hair.

I have refused him sex
so it's probably my fault.

There is no excuse.
He's a shit.

I know. I thought
that we would get married.

It's a mess from him.
I can not stand to read it.

He's looking for you.
He wants to give you your birthday present.

-I can not stand. I'm out.
-You can not just leave.

I can not pretend as if nothing happened.
Maybe I should confront him?

Deny or make him promise
not to do it again. Both suck.

There is only one
possible alternative ... H�mndsex.

Find someone who you fuck the shit out of,
and make sure that Jake will be on you.

He does not.
He's inside the other girls.

He cares. This is the
worst thing you can do to his ego.

Fuck someone else, when you
have not even slept with him.

Especially if it's someone smarter,
prettier and with more cock.

No, I can not. There are
No one is prettier and smarter.

-Eric, he's perfect.
-Eric Hall? Are you kidding?

He do like your type.
-What is it like, then?

-Slutty.
-Yep.

He is fantastic. I've necked
with him. He has a tongue ring.

I can not make out with someone
that you made out with.

Find someone else, then?
Someone I have not made out with.

Whatever! You should not
marry him.

No, I can not.

If you want to live with that
you blew the chance-

-To get your boyfriend to feel
worthless and hurt him for life-

And you chose not to do it?
How can you live with it?

I do not know.
-Trust me. It will work.

I'll be sure to get
Jake me up.

Hi, Cheryl.
-Nothing snack now.

Hey. Congrats.

Thank you.

Have you seen Jake?

Happy birthday.

Most people think "Happy Birthday" is
from England. It is from the States.

-From America. The United States?
I know where we live.

Yes, of course.

Are you going to grab it, right?
What do you want me to take hold of?

It does not matter.

Jake?

You want to do it, or not?
-Excuse me? "It"?

By dipping into the pot, flowers and bees ...

-Be a little naughty.
-Oh, you mean ...

-Now, at once?
Yes, the sooner the better.

Yes, of course.
I realized that you just can not ...

I mean ...

It's just that you're so ...

You are so beautiful.

-Lnga kisses.
Okay, obviously. Sorry.

Do you want to beat me up?

You are wrapped like a pasty,
or some food residue on the pasta.

Not that you're like some
leftovers. You are fresh, organic.

Are you going to start?
-Okay.

-Where is ...?
-The end is here somewhere.

Let me just.

I'm sorry.
-It does not matter. Try again.

-I bite my nails.
-I lie on the bed.

Let me see ... Here it is.

Jeez! Cheryl? Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Jeez! So there.

-It was stupid.
-Yes.

What's up? Are you having fun?

-Jake. I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
What? I can not hear you.

-A beer. The chips are so salty.
-Jake, you're up.

I have to pee.
I've been drinking so much beer.

Finally. I'll draw again.

No, no, no. Ignore it.

I want us to see each other.

Okay, then.

What do you do?

I think it's time ...
to do "it".

Not yet. Longer foreplay.

Oh, what a relief.

My jaw.

What is it?

-Jaw is locked up.
Can it happen?

I do not know.

Are you okay?

Never mind.
It's just a little embarrassing.

It's probably TMJ syndrome,
or some fracture.

-Are you sure you're okay?
-Do not worry.

Okay, have fun.

Can we do it now?
No, not yet.

-I will.
No, no, no ...

Not yet. Lexi!

-No means no.
-Oh, forgive me.

It was a long time ago and
I have not masturbated.

Hey, Jake!

Eric! Eric, I can not see anything.

Cheryl is here.

-What's up, buddy?
-What the hell!

Wait!

Lex, I am still waiting.

Sorry, I do not see anything. I'm blind.

Damn, I'm going to talk
with that bitch.

Stop making fun of you blind,
or I'll teach you a lesson.

I'm terribly sorry.
I'll never do it again.

-Water balloons feels completely genuine.
They're real, bitch.

-Excuse me.
-Ldiot.

This is not working.

End of vattenballoger.
What a crappy party.

This is not working. What is
what is so great about vibrators?

Be careful. The lock is messy.

Damn, I love this game.
Where are the controls?

Check out!

-Come on!
-Remove it there.

-Nice shot.
-It was not me.

-Nice!
-Are you sitting on it?

You have found the grenades.

Do you have the second check?

-You're control.
No, I ...

Where is Sue.

Wait, Sue.

-Did not you hear me calling?
-Well, I had to ...

Of course. You, Sue ... I
thinking about what I said earlier.

-Have you? Do you mean ...
-Yes.

Shall we give it a try?
Shall we take anything to drink?

The toilet is clogged.
You should ...

-I have to wedge ... Happy birthday.
No, Chris.

Never mind.

This was the worst idea ever.
I will never have sex.

Oops.

-Hello? Can I get some attention?
Yeah, sorry.

-Do not be selfish, Lex.
-Okay. I'm sorry.

Who came up with this stupid situation?
There are too many balls in the air.

Fuck that. Let's do it alone.

This is it.

-What is it?
I can not get into it.

-Do not force it.
-We were so horny last week.

What is the difference?
How could this happen?

JJ was the last time.

Oh yes, JJ.

Oh, no! No!

I'm such a slut who
need a threesome to light?

I have become completely parched.
As a pressed orange.

Is JJ tonight?
-Not that I know of.

It does not matter.
We do not need a third party.

We just need a little ...

I have this edible massage oil.
You can lubricate it.

Are you ready?

What the hell was that?
It hurts!

No! The lip product.

No wonder that
his lips were not large.

Ouch, that hurts.

It was not good.

Joanna, do you know anyone JJ?

His name starts with J.

-Begin your name on J?
Yes, it does.

-Are you JJ?
-No.

Do you feel guilt? Do you confess?

-Confession Line. A priest or a nun?
-A nun.

Dial the number on your credit card.

Please wait.

Confession-line, at your service.
-It was a day since I confessed to me.

I blame myself
for the following sins:

I would have confessed me today,
but it is my 18th birthday.

-Continue.
-I have caressed me obscene.

No, it was a washing machine.
-What is her problem?

A washing machine has caressed her.

I'm sitting on a washing machine ...
-Time's up, stupid.

What should I do?
-Replace the handset.

-I think I got an orgasm.
-Be glad for it.

I'm serious.
-You seem like a nice young lady.

It's no sin to masturbate.
-Nothing punishment?

You have not violated God's rules.

Can the washing machine fondling
me at any time?

Yes, and other things too.
Inadvertent masturbation is not a sin.

Not even intentional.

-God is pretty cool with that.
-It is he really.

-How do you know all that?
-I am a nun. Lick me, bitch!

Inadvertent masturbation.
Who'd have thought it?

H�mndsex was the stupidest ...
I'm out of here.

I admit it.
I play no games.

I'm just a little nervous when I
hits such beautiful girls.

Fucking asshole.

-I just have to lie.
Come on, babe.

-What are you doing here?
-We wanted to be ourselves.

If you are serious.

If you want someone who is good.
By that I mean the absolute best ...

No offense.
Frank, the blind guy.

He is incredible.

I was with him for a while since I
've never seen anything like it.

We used all our senses.

I can arrange it for you.
-Okay.

He, then? Jeremy?
-I know him.

I think I've made out with him.
I do not know what his name is the surname.

-Jones. Jeremy Jones
-Now I begin to understand.

-Who was that?
-My new girlfriend. She comes late.

Do you have girlfriend?

Hey, Frank!
-Sit!

Oh, you meant ... the dog.

Take it easy. You must tag down.

I'm calm.
-Why do you bite your nails?

I do not.

-How did you know?
-Corner!

-Did you mean me? How do you ...?
-Lie only.

I should not do it, but with
Given that you are going to learn something ...

See me with your hands.

Okay ...

I have boyfriend. I should not ...

Mmm, peanut butter.

Kanon.

Oh, great.

-Can I taste it?
It's my chips.

Come on, I get a taste!
It's my chips.

My chips!

Why pigs you so?
-Excuse me.

It was just a little inadvertent masturbation.

I can do it. I want to help.

Out, all of you!
I have to vacuum.

-The chips here.
-I see a little dust here.

There is so much dust on the floor.

It is a dirty floor.
One of those filthy, filthy floors.

Okay ...

I got fed up with everything.
We'll see.

-Frankie then ...
-What was that?

What?

We can smoke in here.

Stop teasing, Frank!

-Trapped in a box!
-We are a place where we can smoke.

-I heard something so ...
-Do you smoke ...? Come on now ...

-I must return.
Where's the pooch?

Frank?
Should we do something, right?

Come on, Frank!
Come here!

Come! Come here!

Yes, lick it up!
Lick it all up, Frank!

Yes, come on!

You tickles! Oh, Frank!

Yeah, lick, Frank!

-You are too funny, dude.
Thank you. It was schyst smoke.

I have not smoked since high school.
-I have not stopped since high school.

I feel like I should do something.

I do not remember. It was good stuff.

I can not do more.
You are so crazy, Frankie!

That's not true!
-Come here, buster!

It's not true!
This is insane!

I can be your dog.

What is it?

Jeez!

Doggie style!

Get out of here!

Get out of here! Out!

Fyfan!

Oh, no. You are the devil.
I can not do more.

It is a terrible mistake.
You are a good person.

Not some slutty masturbator.

You're better than that.

Never again.

No, no.
Not more, please!

I can not stop.

I'm a bad person.

Twelve different speeds.

You disgust me.
I must here.

JJ ... Jeremy. Do not you remember what
nice time we had together?

-Please?
-Lex, I do not remember.

-I have a girlfriend that I like.
Okay then.

It's just so sad,
because I'm wearing a bra kupl�s.

I have also panties without branch

-With little beads for extra stimulation.

We have 30 minutes
us before she comes.

Let's do it.
Fuck me!

-What's wrong?
-I do not get it. You are too dry.

It's like sandpaper.
-I get it.

Try again.
No, why is this happening?

I was dripping wet last time.
I came Fya times. Do not you remember?

-Do as you did then.
-I have already run my thing.

-What's wrong?
I do not know. The last time ...

I have no idea
what you're talking about.

If you are not JJ? You called the
Jeremy Jones. You must be JJ.

Who is JJ?
Where are you? We're not done.

I can do it.
I just need more foreplay.

I do not need JJ.
I need no other. We stuff it.

-We are a super-low.
-You ... you ...

Huh? Carry on.

-Are you there, Jeremy?
-Wait a minute.

Jeremy?

Where's Jeremy?
-We just ... gymmar bit.

Hello, darling. I gymmar.

How could you, you bastard?

-Maybe you should ...
-What?

Mariella!

Those were not mine.
Not all anyway.

What is wrong with you?

What is wrong with you?
You used to be so chaste.

That's it.
That was the last time.

Cheryl?

What is it?
What are you doing here?

I'm waiting for everyone to stand
so that I can pull far away.

That blind man and his dog ...

-It will be good.
No, it does not.

Do you know whose fault it is ...?
It is Jakes error.

-The lying bastard.
He is a moron! Confront him.

Yes, I will.
It's my birthday and where is he?

-Why is not he with me?
-Call him and tell me what you think.

I should really say what I think.

Maybe you should ...
You need to look sexy when you make the final.

I should not have a blanket on me.

Forgive me. I get so shy when
I am with beautiful women.

I play no games.

There was nothing important.

-I can not talk now.
-I need to talk to you.

-I can not.
-I just want to apologize.

-I am ashamed and want to make amends to you.
-It is not necessary. It's cool.

I care.

I have not told it.
I am very shy.

But I wonder and hope
if we could hang out sometime.

Soon. I'm going away for a while
and it would be fun to do it before.

-You are shy and do not play any games, right?
-In a way.

I can not do this.

Okay, then.

Happy birthday.

I'm sorry. I tried to kiss you.

Are you ready for the surprise?

Now you can make a luminous
copy of my penis.

She will love it here.

-We can not do this.
-Not again.

Gratt ...

What the hell is this?
Who the hell are you?

Nothing fights now.

Honey, what is this?

Cher ... I've been looking for you all
evening and you have ...

No wonder that I did not find you.

All girls snippor you been, then?
Or that you have been sucked?

Cheryl, we can do this.
I love you.

-Jake, you gotta go.
-Please, I promise to be faithful.

No, Jake. I'm sorry.
-Come on, Cheryl.

Stop it, Jake. I'm sorry.

You are a callous bitch!

You did it. You got your h�mndsex.
You left a fragment of a man.

-H�mndsex?
It's not as bad as it sounds.

No, but now it begins to dawn on me.

-I feel really stupid.
I'm really sorry, Eric.

I liked you
and you used me.

Do not go, please!

-Are you not satisfied?
That's not how it would feel.

-Where sex is not ...?
-We did not do it directly.

Me neither. I found
not the right guy or guys.

We must go down before people start going
homes. Wondering what happened to Sue?

-A little more water balloons?
Yes, yes, yes.

I can not believe she dumped me.

Suck on that!

I draw!

He had good mistress.

Spy is not down to me.
Spy is not in the car either.

How are you, Sue?

Is it sex? Were you with m�disen?
-Not with some guy, anyway.

I have used all mechanical
tools I could find.

-All things were made vibrators.
It's addictive.

-What happened to Chris?
-He put his leg.

-I told you he was gay.
I'm gonna ... Ouch, cramp.

-I think something is broken.
-None of us did it.

Thank you, Joanna.
-I was going to eat some. Linked you on?

No, I will disclose finished here.

-Did the guy you were looking for?
-No.

No, but I realized that
he must be my first type.

-Why, do you know him?
-In a way.

If you meet him,
health that I want to see you again.

-You love him.
-Shut up!

Not a chance.

It may be next year.

Is that you?
I've been waiting for you ... JJ.

-Joanna?
-Mm.

I want you ... now.

So this means that I'm flat.

Wait a minute. I do not know.
I'm not sure about this.

Wait! I'm sorry, but ...

I think we should do it again,
to be on the safe side.

-Wow!
-Absolutely incredible.

I did not know I had it in
Me. Something must have inspired me.

You've captured his expression.
-Even the small detail of his hairstyle.

-Whose?
-Eric. Is that him?

Oops! Yes. I need to see him.

I think you know what to do.

Biktarlinjen? - Sister Therese?

Yes, there was a problem with the credit card.
I need the last three digits.

Sure. It is the 271st

I know that this is not someone's confession,
but may I ask for some advice?

Will God forgive the
doing something bad?

Yes, why not, darling. As long as
you're on the right path.

-How do you know that?
I'm always looking for a sign.

Something that makes me know that
everything will be fine.

Sister, I get to travel with me?
I have to pee.

No, keep your mouth!

I have to work, honey.
Call any time.

Thank you.

-Sister?
-Shut up, otherwise you whip!

Wait, Eric!

Cheryl?

I'm so sorry for everything.

I tried to have h�mndsex with
you in the beginning, not the end.

I did not want h�mndsex with you;
without real sex.

I want to hang with you.
I did not realize it until this morning.

-You are quite different from Jake.
-Eric!

-We have to go now.
-Oops.

Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
Tina, Cheryl.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Can I call you
when I come back?

Sure.

-Nothing kissing, right?
-Well, kiss me.

Did you get the flowers I sent?

-I do not care that you have been with Lexi.
-I have not.

You do not lie.
She told me about your pierced tongue.

She must have mixed
me up with someone else.

Who could it have been?

What is it?
Have tongue ring stuck again?

It's nothing. Take your time.
I'm starting to get close to my record.

Birthday is certainly over.

Dear Lord, forgive me.
If you could just give me a sign.

Excuse me? Do you know where the church
at Fountain Street is?

Yes, it is the church I go to,
or used to go to.

-Straight ahead and then to the left.
Thank you. Want to join me?

I do not know.

-It's pretty powerful, right?
-250 Hp, 225 ft of torque.

-Feel free to hang on.
-I do not think so. Thanks anyway.

-What is your name?
-Sue. What is your name?

-Jesus
Is that true?

Maybe I can hang on a tour.

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