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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:52,545 No, man. And now you've been going around with Big Ass. 2 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:55,207 - You talking about Linda from Parkview? - Yes, Big Ass. 3 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:59,778 Hey, hey! Slow down right here. Slow down. 4 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,321 - She a ho, huh? - What? 5 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,118 - I said, she a ho! - No! 6 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:07,685 - Yo, Billy. Go. - Stop! Stop! What the hell you doing? 7 00:02:07,761 --> 00:02:09,821 Billy, stop this car, man! 8 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:18,930 J.D.? 9 00:02:19,873 --> 00:02:23,674 What the hell's wrong with you man? What the hell's wrong with you, fool? 10 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,178 - I knew it. - Get that flashlight out of my face! 11 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:29,975 Hey, what the hell's wrong with you? 12 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,676 - I thought you said "go." - I did not say "go"! 13 00:02:32,752 --> 00:02:36,348 I remember the last thing we were talking about was Linda from Parkview... 14 00:02:36,423 --> 00:02:37,755 - ...and you said she-- - "Ho"! 15 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,918 I said, Linda is a ho! 16 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,591 Get the goddamn chain! Come on, man! 17 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:46,194 Let's go! Come on. Move it! Pull the chain, fool! 18 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:47,598 Take the moneybag, let's do it! 19 00:02:47,667 --> 00:02:50,068 Come on. We're about to get paid, baby! 20 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,160 Let's go. 21 00:02:51,237 --> 00:02:53,570 - We're about to get paid! - I'm gonna get this. 22 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,905 This ain't Christian, but it's gonna do. 23 00:02:55,975 --> 00:02:58,103 Come on get in! Throw it up in there! 24 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,544 Go! 25 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:04,412 - What the hell? - Cars ain't made like they used to, man. 26 00:03:04,484 --> 00:03:05,747 - What did you tie it to? - What? 27 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:08,220 - Get out and get it! - Why I got to get out to get it? 28 00:03:08,288 --> 00:03:09,654 Get it. 29 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,282 All right, here we go, baby! 30 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:13,792 - Let's go. - Here we go, baby! Here we go! 31 00:03:13,860 --> 00:03:15,328 Come to Daddy! 32 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:22,063 The future's behind us, baby! That is our future behind us. 33 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:42,612 No! 34 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:46,988 - Calvin, what are you doing? - Hey, baby. 35 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,929 Trying to get this studio together so we can finally make money off this stuff. 36 00:03:50,997 --> 00:03:55,025 That's what you said about the T-shirt company and Herbalife vitamins. 37 00:03:55,301 --> 00:03:58,362 Why you gotta bring that up? That's in the past. 38 00:03:58,438 --> 00:04:00,634 This is a whole new venture for us, baby. 39 00:04:00,707 --> 00:04:01,697 Really? 40 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,209 Look, let me show you something. 41 00:04:03,276 --> 00:04:04,801 - Can I show you something? - Yes. 42 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:07,279 - Let me show you. - You've got a picture. 43 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:08,337 - Yes. - Okay. 44 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:12,249 See that? That right there is Oprah's guesthouse. 45 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,983 That's just the guesthouse. 46 00:04:15,054 --> 00:04:18,354 So, if Stedman act up, this is where he gotta sleep. 47 00:04:19,125 --> 00:04:20,115 Okay. 48 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,590 Why do you have this? 49 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:26,430 Because that's what I'm gonna buy for my baby. 50 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,396 Both my babies. 51 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:33,298 As soon as I get somebody, rent out the studio, make a platinum CD... 52 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:34,671 ...and we get paid. 53 00:04:34,741 --> 00:04:37,472 You don't like strangers coming in and out of the shop. 54 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:41,245 You want to have them coming in and out of the house? 55 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:45,274 It's 7:00. You gonna be late for work. You better come on. 56 00:04:45,351 --> 00:04:48,412 I got some eggs for you. You better come on and get 'em. 57 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:51,847 That damn shop. 58 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:57,324 Boy, they sure know how to kill a man's dreams. 59 00:04:58,097 --> 00:04:59,690 Come on, Stedman. 60 00:05:01,568 --> 00:05:02,968 Calvin! 61 00:05:03,369 --> 00:05:04,393 Come here. 62 00:05:09,008 --> 00:05:10,203 What was that for? 63 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:13,945 Well, it has been a whole two years since you took over the barbershop. 64 00:05:14,013 --> 00:05:16,539 I mean, look at you. You have hung in there. 65 00:05:17,684 --> 00:05:20,415 Baby, you have no idea how proud I am of you. 66 00:05:20,820 --> 00:05:24,416 You know, your father would've been proud of you, too. Come here. 67 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:28,452 - Okay, go. - All right, I'm going. 68 00:05:31,397 --> 00:05:33,127 Stay off your feet, okay? 69 00:05:38,571 --> 00:05:42,030 My store! Look at my store! It has been destroyed! 70 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,245 Get away from my shop! Get away! 71 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:50,776 No! No! No! 72 00:05:51,417 --> 00:05:53,045 Get away from my store! 73 00:05:55,855 --> 00:05:58,154 - Hey, yo, brother! - Get out! 74 00:05:58,258 --> 00:05:59,351 Brother! 75 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:01,860 Stay strong, brother! 76 00:06:02,328 --> 00:06:03,728 Yeah, stay strong. 77 00:06:05,164 --> 00:06:06,655 Get out of here! Go on! 78 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:07,723 Calvin! 79 00:06:08,167 --> 00:06:10,602 It's always something on a Saturday, isn't it? 80 00:06:10,670 --> 00:06:12,138 What's up, Janelle? 81 00:06:13,606 --> 00:06:16,269 You know Tanesha Jenkins' boy got a drug problem. 82 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:19,574 - You think he did that? - Damn, girl, you gossiping already? 83 00:06:19,646 --> 00:06:22,047 First get your shop open. Then start the rumors. 84 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:25,347 I know you are not talking to me about how to run my shop. 85 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:28,853 I don't tell you how to run your business over there. Anyway.... 86 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:30,083 Hey, did you hear-- 87 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,648 That's why your nose so big. You too damn nosy. 88 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:35,126 Hey! Did you hear about Clarinda? 89 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:39,062 Her husband caught her in a prime hoochie-koochie with another man! 90 00:07:08,861 --> 00:07:10,090 - Hey, man. - Calvin. 91 00:07:10,163 --> 00:07:11,791 - How you doing? - Fine. How you doing? 92 00:07:11,864 --> 00:07:14,993 - I'm all right. - Hey, what happened across the street? 93 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,867 You know this neighborhood. It's getting worse every day. 94 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:21,032 - How's Jennifer? - She getting big. 95 00:07:21,307 --> 00:07:23,173 You know. Mean, too. 96 00:07:23,710 --> 00:07:27,272 - So, got some good news for me? - No. 97 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,184 Calvin, I need a cut like Ronnie's last week. 98 00:07:31,250 --> 00:07:34,448 Little off the top, long in back, slope to the left like Gumby. 99 00:07:34,520 --> 00:07:35,920 Munster front, Wyclef right. 100 00:07:35,989 --> 00:07:38,356 - Hook that up for me. - You got any money, Lamar? 101 00:07:38,424 --> 00:07:40,984 I'm gonna pay you back. I got a job interview. 102 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:44,258 - When you get that job-- - Come on, Calvin, don't do me like that. 103 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:47,994 - Just a little edge on there. - I don't cut hair for free. Out the door! 104 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,263 Calvin, your father would have hooked me up. 105 00:07:50,336 --> 00:07:51,634 Go get hooked up. 106 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:54,173 Come on, dog! Don't do me like that, Calvin! 107 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:56,800 - See what I got to deal with every day? - I know, but-- 108 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,345 No. Get out of here. Go! 109 00:08:04,684 --> 00:08:05,947 So, what did they say? 110 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,853 The bank's not gonna give you another loan. 111 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,821 We've already given you a small-business loan... 112 00:08:11,891 --> 00:08:15,089 ...and a grant that you used on your other businesses. 113 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:17,653 Calvin, you know I want to help you. 114 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:21,667 But if you don't pay the property taxes, the bank is gonna foreclose on the shop. 115 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:23,066 I'm sorry. 116 00:08:24,437 --> 00:08:26,372 There's nobody you can talk to? 117 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:27,902 Calvin... 118 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,800 ...it's not gonna happen. 119 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,648 All right. Hey, what can you do? 120 00:08:39,018 --> 00:08:41,886 I appreciate you coming by. I really do. 121 00:08:46,592 --> 00:08:48,117 Don't worry about it. 122 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:15,415 How did you do this for 40 years? 123 00:09:19,192 --> 00:09:20,888 I gotta do my own thing. 124 00:09:35,675 --> 00:09:37,667 Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wallace? 125 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:39,735 Yeah, this is Calvin. 126 00:09:41,247 --> 00:09:42,715 You know, over at the shop? 127 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:47,618 I was wondering, was you still interested in what we talked about the other day? 128 00:09:48,154 --> 00:09:49,247 Yeah. 129 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:52,184 Okay. 130 00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,417 I'll see you then. 131 00:09:54,494 --> 00:09:56,827 All right. Thank you, Mr. Wallace. Okay. 132 00:09:58,698 --> 00:10:00,860 - You got it? - Yeah. 133 00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,526 We gonna get paid. 134 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,761 I never knew money could be so heavy. 135 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:10,005 Hey, slow down. 136 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,978 - You all right? - Yeah. Okay, I got it now. 137 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,846 - Hell, no, man. - What? 138 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,682 - Hey, what's up, big guy? - What's up, player? 139 00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:21,084 Hey, this is my grandmama's oxygen machine. 140 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,385 She can't breathe without it. Let us through. 141 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:26,187 You see us carrying this thing. Move out the way. 142 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,757 Come on, man. This thing heavy. 143 00:10:29,428 --> 00:10:31,488 See, you do this all the time, man! 144 00:10:31,564 --> 00:10:35,092 - Billy, come on. - No, man, he do this all the time! 145 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,968 My mama's trying to come back, and he is doing that. 146 00:10:38,037 --> 00:10:39,505 It don't make no sense. 147 00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:41,598 That's cool. Just take it down. 148 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,745 Kevin, come open this door! 149 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:47,407 Kevin! 150 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:51,845 What's wrong? Why didn't you answer the door? You knew it was me! 151 00:10:51,918 --> 00:10:55,047 I worked a double last night. I just got home two hours ago. 152 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:58,421 Don't play with me, Kevin. Where is she? 153 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:01,120 - Let's not do this again. - Where is she? 154 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,026 Wait. You ain't finished. 155 00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:05,291 Why don't you look under the bed? Go ahead. 156 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:08,061 I bet you I would hide a woman under that bed. 157 00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:10,198 If you gonna look.... 158 00:11:12,471 --> 00:11:14,064 I'm sorry. 159 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:15,431 Terri... 160 00:11:16,008 --> 00:11:18,910 ...do I look like I'm thinking about somebody else? 161 00:11:19,045 --> 00:11:20,274 I don't know. 162 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:22,913 You want to know how I really feel about you? 163 00:11:24,116 --> 00:11:26,017 Just think about that Babyface song. 164 00:11:27,119 --> 00:11:28,212 Which one? 165 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,292 You know, there are a lot of Babyface songs. 166 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,884 - No. - All of them, baby. 167 00:11:34,961 --> 00:11:36,327 You know I do. 168 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:39,860 Come on. I got some time. Come on, real quick. 169 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,834 - Yeah. - Well, real quick. 170 00:11:42,935 --> 00:11:44,665 - Come on. - Okay. 171 00:11:44,737 --> 00:11:46,706 - No. - Let me take my jacket off. 172 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:48,400 - Come on. - Oh, yeah. 173 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,774 Well, let me take my jacket off. What are you doing? 174 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:55,110 No, I'm just helping you get your jacket off, baby. 175 00:11:55,581 --> 00:11:56,844 Who is she? 176 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,816 I don't know. 177 00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,854 When I'm finished with her, you'll remember! 178 00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:03,321 I can't believe you got someone. 179 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,949 You gonna make me catch a case before I go to work? 180 00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:07,425 - Where you going? - Nowhere! 181 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:09,485 Get up! I dare you! 182 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:10,996 Honey, cover your face now. 183 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,161 Hey, how can I help you today? 184 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,224 Okay. 185 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:20,133 I want a grande, triple non-fat, half-decaf... 186 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:22,937 ...soymilk, French roast, caramel cappuccino. 187 00:12:23,009 --> 00:12:24,773 Okay? Now, with just a splash... 188 00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:27,507 ...just a splash of hazelnut. 189 00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,706 Okay? 190 00:12:28,781 --> 00:12:31,910 And orange extract. The extra foam in a separate cup. 191 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:36,279 I'll have to spoon it on myself because y'all never get it right. 192 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,720 You understand? Thank you. 193 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,622 Asshole. 194 00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:46,928 - You have to find the guys, Officer. - Okay. 195 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,127 We'll take you inside and get your information. 196 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:50,897 We'll be right with you. 197 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:54,967 Look at my store! 198 00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:01,612 Then I walked in like pah-dow! Know what I'm saying? 199 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,378 Ass so big, it look like two midgets in a sleeping bag! 200 00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,474 Tyrone. 201 00:13:05,551 --> 00:13:08,953 Can we talk about something other than big, fat, juicy asses, please? 202 00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,490 - We could talk about something else. - But why? 203 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:14,353 When does a woman just have too much ass? 204 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:16,794 Ass is like money. You can never have too much. 205 00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,831 Hey, Ricky. Just the man I want to see. 206 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:20,924 Hey, Ricky, yo! 207 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:25,267 School these boys on your philosophy about ass because they can't distinguish... 208 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:28,035 ...between a woman with a big ass and a big-ass woman. 209 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,099 Hold tight. It's mathematics, cuz. 210 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:31,474 It's the ratio. 211 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:35,072 Now if you measure around a woman's waist, right? 212 00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:39,007 Measure around that ass, you come up with a ratio about 3-5. 213 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,075 Okay. 214 00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,519 Now that means that a 24-inch waist... 215 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:44,989 ...is gonna yield a 40-inch ass. 216 00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:48,118 - The mathematics is correct, right? - That's good, right? 217 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,389 - You with me? - Yo. 218 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:51,522 So give me an example. I mean, break it down. 219 00:13:51,597 --> 00:13:52,997 Okay, all right. 220 00:13:53,632 --> 00:13:55,123 Jennifer Lopez. 221 00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,466 Right? Woman with a big ass! 222 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,466 - Now, on the other side, we got... - Right. 223 00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:05,270 ...Mother Love. 224 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,580 Big-ass woman! 225 00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,221 Good morning. 226 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,188 What's up? 227 00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,492 Hey, you have any idea who poked that hole in Samir's store? 228 00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:25,553 No. 229 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:27,522 You sure about that? 230 00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:34,103 Just playing with you, man. Relax. 231 00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:53,849 Hey, how you doing, Detective? What's going on across the street? 232 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:57,761 I'm on this convenience store thing, so somebody's getting locked up. 233 00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:01,423 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Ricky here? 234 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,795 No, he'll be in a little later, though. 235 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,532 You don't think he had nothing to do with that. 236 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:11,134 Ricky's been keeping his nose clean ever since he's been working here. 237 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:12,872 Hey, Rick. 238 00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,671 - Come in the back? - That's my girl. 239 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,444 Yeah. She got big drawers. That's all right, though. 240 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,285 Is this chair free? 241 00:15:24,356 --> 00:15:27,724 I figured not. You mind just trimming me up a little bit? 242 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,088 Why you come over here, dog? 243 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,023 - Why you sweating me? - Are you sweating, Richard? 244 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:34,964 You're a two-time felon. 245 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:38,567 One more, it's all over for you, brother. 246 00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:43,266 Calvin went out on a limb for you with this job, man. 247 00:15:43,342 --> 00:15:46,244 I mean, why you want to play him like that? 248 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:02,685 We got a surveillance tape from the camera at the check-cashing place next door... 249 00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:06,061 ...and by the end of the day, I will know something. 250 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,791 You understand? 251 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,602 - Later, Calvin. - All right. 252 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,050 Yeah. Yo, I got to go, man. 253 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,716 All right, man? 254 00:16:57,816 --> 00:16:59,478 I love you, boo. 255 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,749 See you later, baby. 256 00:17:15,434 --> 00:17:17,062 What's up, man? 257 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:20,700 All right. 258 00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:27,145 - What you singing? - What? 259 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,904 What are you singing at? 260 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,449 Mind your business. 261 00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,845 Here come Jumbo Mutumbo! 262 00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:38,789 Where I come from, to have girth is a sign of opulence. 263 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:42,453 - What the hell did he just say? - He said in Africa, fat people got loot. 264 00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,623 - I heard they circumcise women, too. - How you gonna do that? 265 00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,429 - Anything that's extra, they just clip it off. - Come on. 266 00:17:48,500 --> 00:17:51,402 - All right, fellas, I'm free. Who's next? - Not me. 267 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:53,995 Not me. 268 00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,564 - I'm cool, man. - Forget you. 269 00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:57,769 Thought you had a Negro membership card? 270 00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,278 Soaked up some BET, memorized some Tupac. 271 00:18:00,346 --> 00:18:01,370 Shut up, Jimmy. 272 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:04,007 Calvin wouldn't give me a chair if I couldn't cut heads. 273 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,314 Three days, front chair, no customers. What's up? 274 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:09,549 Kill that noise. You know everyone starts out in the first chair. 275 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,454 That's exactly where you started. 276 00:18:11,523 --> 00:18:13,583 Listen up! I don't want no trouble! 277 00:18:13,659 --> 00:18:17,118 Just give me your wallet and your jewelry, won't be no problem. 278 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,159 Hey, don't you make me.... 279 00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:21,325 What's wrong? You one of them rappers? 280 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,869 What's that? You got a Rolex or a platinum chain? 281 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,428 - Eddie. - What? 282 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:30,033 Get your ass here. Leave the boys alone! Sit your old ass down! 283 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,141 You read him? That boy almost turned over the money! 284 00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:37,012 You all right, brother! You all right! 285 00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,481 Shaking, shaking a little bit! He was shaking like booty meat! 286 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:43,112 Wasn't it good? I had him. 287 00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,386 I had him shaking like Don Knotts in a card game or something. 288 00:18:52,831 --> 00:18:55,960 Remember, we're raising money for Johnnie Brown's raggedy shoes. 289 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,435 Scout will be here! 290 00:18:57,503 --> 00:18:59,062 I need $20. 291 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,403 Let's give it up. Come on. 292 00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:04,375 You all right. We need some more money. 293 00:19:04,643 --> 00:19:06,669 We need it right now. 294 00:19:08,213 --> 00:19:10,273 You smell good, Terri. Is that Obsession? 295 00:19:10,349 --> 00:19:11,578 Five minutes. 296 00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,346 - What'd she say? - Hey, man. Where you going? 297 00:19:15,421 --> 00:19:18,755 You see that attitude? She can't cut my hair. I'll be back later. 298 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,259 - Don't be scared. - I'm free. I'll cut your hair. 299 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:22,919 No, I'm straight, dog. 300 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,205 Motherfucker. 301 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,540 Who drank my apple juice? 302 00:19:48,420 --> 00:19:50,116 Y'all don't hear me? 303 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:52,621 Who drank my goddamn apple juice? 304 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:53,750 Terri! 305 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:56,759 Stop cussing! This ain't Def Comedy Jam. 306 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,357 - I put a big-ass red-- - Terri! Stop cussing! 307 00:20:00,899 --> 00:20:04,063 I put a big red sign saying: 308 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,696 "Do not drink me." 309 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:10,436 Maybe no one drank it. Maybe it evaporated. 310 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:15,140 I'll slap you. Don't get on my bad side. You've been here just a minute. 311 00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,877 Girl, it's not like a bottle of Hennessey or nothing! 312 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:21,648 - It's just some funky-ass apple juice. - This is my funky-ass apple juice. 313 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,586 I don't touch nobody else's stuff-- 314 00:20:23,655 --> 00:20:24,918 - Hey, Terri.... - What? 315 00:20:24,990 --> 00:20:26,891 Jimmy drank your apple juice. 316 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,927 - Hey, hold up-- - Why'd you touch my apple juice? 317 00:20:29,995 --> 00:20:31,827 - Excuse me. - I don't want your cooties. 318 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,095 - Did you see me drink it? - I didn't have to, you asked about it. 319 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,568 Do you have ocular proof? Did you see me? 320 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:39,468 - "Ocular"? - What'd I just say? 321 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,405 - I said I didn't have to see you drink it-- - Oh, shit. 322 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,670 - I don't have to see you-- - What'd you see? 323 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,769 - Say you ain't drink it. - Did you see-- 324 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:48,643 Knock his college ass out! 325 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,774 Hey! Come on! Come on! 326 00:20:50,849 --> 00:20:52,875 No, Calvin, let them go! 327 00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:55,750 This ain't the projects. This is a place of business. 328 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:59,519 Calvin, your father wouldn't put up with this mess. You have to handle this. 329 00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:01,992 Checker Fred, just sit there and play checkers. 330 00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:04,586 - Do I look like my father? - Yeah. 331 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,489 - Yes, you do. - In the nose, right here. 332 00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,125 DVDs, CDs. 333 00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:11,163 Not today, man. 334 00:21:11,236 --> 00:21:13,796 Whatever you want, man. Got the new DMX, baby! 335 00:21:13,872 --> 00:21:15,306 Just go on out, go. 336 00:21:15,374 --> 00:21:17,104 Put somebody out. Always. 337 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,073 I'm never coming in this shop again. 338 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:22,114 It's a possibility that Jimmy drank your apple juice. 339 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,781 Small possibility. 340 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:27,149 But nobody saw him. You didn't see him. So all you can ask-- 341 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:29,313 That's not fair, you're taking his side. 342 00:21:29,388 --> 00:21:31,380 I'm not taking his side. Ask the man. 343 00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:34,824 If he says yeah, kick his ass, if he says no, then squash it. 344 00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:37,852 Ask him. 345 00:21:40,399 --> 00:21:42,459 Did you drink my apple juice? 346 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,436 Did you? Inquiring minds want to know. 347 00:21:47,406 --> 00:21:48,635 Did you? 348 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,067 Nope. 349 00:21:50,175 --> 00:21:53,111 Answered, done deal. Come on, let me buy you some apple juice. 350 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:54,874 Case closed. 351 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,280 Well, one of y'all MFs drank it. I'm tired of y'all, I swear! 352 00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,751 Y'all better not touch my stuff no more! 353 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:04,384 Stop slamming them doors! 354 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,298 I know it wasn't me. I'm lactose intolerant. 355 00:22:12,598 --> 00:22:14,328 - Hey! - Hey, girl! 356 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,295 Damn! 357 00:22:21,106 --> 00:22:22,165 It's cool. 358 00:22:22,241 --> 00:22:24,710 Man, she messed up your whole arrangement. 359 00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:27,370 How much them roses cost? $2 or $3? 360 00:22:27,479 --> 00:22:28,469 I'm Crazy Howard. 361 00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:32,040 Topping the news, last night someone stole the new ATM machine.... 362 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:34,211 'Cause people can't raise their kids.... 363 00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,276 Gabby! 364 00:22:40,659 --> 00:22:42,491 I tell you, the first thing I'll do, Joe. 365 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:45,929 - Player, you lock your door? - Yeah, I ain't stupid. Come on. 366 00:22:46,565 --> 00:22:49,967 - Then why's your sister in the room, man? - I'll tell Mama! 367 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,025 No. 368 00:22:51,103 --> 00:22:52,401 What? 369 00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:54,030 Close the door, dog! 370 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:55,934 This is just a big video game! 371 00:22:56,008 --> 00:22:59,536 No, it ain't. It looks like a cash machine to me. 372 00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:02,877 And this ain't no supermarket, so I'm gonna tell Mama. 373 00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:06,441 No! You can't tell nobody about this, you hear me? 374 00:23:06,518 --> 00:23:07,679 Why not? 375 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:10,222 'Cause I said so. I mean, think about it. 376 00:23:10,289 --> 00:23:13,282 - Gabby, who'll take care of you? - My mama. 377 00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:18,128 - She got you on that. - What can I do to keep your mouth shut? 378 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,131 - You gotta pay me. - Pay you? 379 00:23:20,198 --> 00:23:22,531 I'm getting a headache. I just paid you $10! 380 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:25,093 - I don't care! - Hey, dog, whup her ass. 381 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:26,331 You can't touch me. 382 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,601 - I'll whup her ass. - No, man, don't do that. 383 00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:31,838 - You better give me my cash back later-- - I'll give it back! 384 00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:33,674 Take it, girl. That's all I got. 385 00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:36,444 Go on, get out of the room there, girl! 386 00:23:37,950 --> 00:23:39,043 Go on! 387 00:23:39,117 --> 00:23:40,107 Get on! 388 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:45,687 That's how you lock a door, dog. 389 00:23:47,125 --> 00:23:48,991 - What? - It's your fault, man! 390 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,988 Now we've gotta take this someplace else. 391 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,557 - I've gotta think how. - The same way we stole it, the truck. 392 00:23:55,634 --> 00:23:59,298 I said I'm not messing with my crazy-ass cousin no more. He too violent. 393 00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:01,966 He comes from a broken home. He don't even know his mama. 394 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:03,736 And after last night... 395 00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,744 ...I ain't messing with that fool no more. 396 00:24:06,812 --> 00:24:10,340 - We wouldn't be doing this if you'd locked-- - I did lock the door. 397 00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:12,384 - Your sister's a demon child. - Whatever, man. 398 00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,421 Your mama don't have real silverware, so we could get in here? 399 00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:16,644 Whatever. 400 00:24:19,825 --> 00:24:22,260 Oh, come on, man. Let's just take it up. 401 00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:24,193 Hey, Billy, take it down. 402 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:25,829 Wait a minute.... 403 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:27,594 Take it down. 404 00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,428 Come on, player. Come on, big man. 405 00:24:32,337 --> 00:24:33,703 We'll get you this time. 406 00:24:33,772 --> 00:24:35,138 Push it through. 407 00:24:36,274 --> 00:24:37,367 My finger! 408 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:39,838 This ain't gonna fit. 409 00:24:40,746 --> 00:24:41,941 My hand! 410 00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,019 My hand! 411 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,451 - You got it? - I don't have it. 412 00:24:54,626 --> 00:24:56,060 This is good chicken, too. 413 00:24:58,196 --> 00:24:59,494 You ever had this chicken? 414 00:24:59,564 --> 00:25:02,659 How can you sit there with all that chicken and not offer us any? 415 00:25:02,734 --> 00:25:04,100 I paid for this. 416 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:08,405 You give me a quarter, I might give you a little mashed potatoes. 417 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:12,443 - How come he can eat out front, while we-- - 'Cause Eddie's old, man. 418 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:16,073 You see that right there? You know what that means? 419 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:18,174 That means I've got senroyity. 420 00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:20,642 - S-who? - Senroyity. 421 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,816 Don't you mean "seniority"? 422 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:23,911 Whatever. 423 00:25:23,989 --> 00:25:28,188 That's nothing but gray hair poking up out your follicle. It means nothing. 424 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,991 Don't mean anything? Let me tell you something, boy. 425 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:34,090 I was here in '68 when they robbed and burned down... 426 00:25:34,166 --> 00:25:36,135 ...everything here but this barbershop. 427 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:39,797 I was here in '74, when desegregation started... 428 00:25:39,871 --> 00:25:43,603 ...and they bussing in white kids, and bussing out little black kids like you. 429 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:44,973 Yeah, I remember that. 430 00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,035 And then I was here in '77... 431 00:25:47,112 --> 00:25:49,775 ...when Walter Payton came in here... 432 00:25:49,848 --> 00:25:54,548 ...the day after he had rushed 275 yards against Minnesota. 433 00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:56,451 And I lined him up in this chair... 434 00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:58,786 ...and I got the picture to prove it. 435 00:25:58,924 --> 00:26:01,450 Eddie, how do we know that's really Payton? 436 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,592 That's Walter. That's him. 437 00:26:05,530 --> 00:26:08,125 The signature says "Sweetness" right there! 438 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,566 What more do you want? 439 00:26:09,634 --> 00:26:11,296 I don't know, a real picture? 440 00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:12,997 That's "Sweetness" all right. 441 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,709 What did you do? I got a patch in my head! 442 00:26:18,043 --> 00:26:19,739 Patch the little boy's head up. 443 00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:22,440 - I told you to keep still-- - I got a patch on my head! 444 00:26:22,514 --> 00:26:24,676 Shame, you put a patch on the boy's head. 445 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:27,048 Got him looking like 101 Dalmatians. 446 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:30,054 You heard of that movie? Looks like a Dalmatian, that's 102! 447 00:26:30,122 --> 00:26:31,351 Mind your business. 448 00:26:31,423 --> 00:26:33,585 I didn't move my head! It's not my fault! 449 00:26:33,658 --> 00:26:35,183 Man, why do I gotta-- 450 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:37,627 - You look good. - Take care of the thing. 451 00:26:37,829 --> 00:26:40,355 Quit talking, more cut. Wait till my mom gets here. 452 00:26:40,432 --> 00:26:41,798 I've got it now. 453 00:26:41,967 --> 00:26:43,697 Jimmy, what are you doing? 454 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,869 Got that little boy looking like a leopard. 455 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:52,001 He needs little spots all around. Look at him! 456 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,426 Don't ignore me. 457 00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,899 Don't ignore me like that. 458 00:27:15,967 --> 00:27:17,458 Turn their heads.... 459 00:27:17,602 --> 00:27:19,195 How's everybody doing? 460 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:26,133 My bad. 461 00:27:36,121 --> 00:27:38,215 Clean you up or something? 462 00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,584 - How you doing, Mr. Wallace? - How you doing? 463 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:43,254 - Good to see you, thanks for coming. - Yes, indeed. 464 00:27:43,328 --> 00:27:44,853 - Wanna go out back and talk? - Yeah. 465 00:27:44,930 --> 00:27:46,023 All right. 466 00:27:47,132 --> 00:27:48,725 - Eddie. - Nigger. 467 00:27:52,304 --> 00:27:54,500 Calvin, I'm glad you called me back. 468 00:27:56,041 --> 00:27:58,442 I was beginning to think you don't like Lester. 469 00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:02,277 Heard you just bought Big Carl's Auto Shop. Left everything the same. 470 00:28:02,714 --> 00:28:05,343 I was hoping you'd do the same thing here. 471 00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,142 I told you, I'm a man of my word. 472 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:10,819 You know, Calvin... 473 00:28:11,223 --> 00:28:13,692 ...if you can't make the payments... 474 00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,693 ...you're gonna lose the shop... 475 00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,251 ...and have nothing. 476 00:28:17,462 --> 00:28:19,590 Or, if you sell it to me... 477 00:28:19,831 --> 00:28:24,064 ...you make sure that the sign outside always says "barbershop." 478 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,731 I can live with that. 479 00:28:30,342 --> 00:28:34,746 If you take this money, that's as good as a contract. 480 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,508 I wouldn't want to have any misappropriations going on up in here. 481 00:28:45,290 --> 00:28:46,758 Yeah, me neither. 482 00:28:48,793 --> 00:28:51,922 You know, I made your father the same offer... 483 00:28:52,497 --> 00:28:53,931 ...but he turned it down. 484 00:28:53,999 --> 00:28:57,265 But you're a better businessman. You got vision. 485 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,367 $20,000, that's your buyout. 486 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,432 I'll manage bank payments, as discussed. 487 00:29:04,509 --> 00:29:07,069 And I'll get the paperwork to you next week. 488 00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:08,872 Okay. 489 00:29:09,914 --> 00:29:12,850 You're sure you're gonna keep the barbershop open, right? 490 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:17,548 I'm a businessman, and a barbershop ain't exactly a cash cow. 491 00:29:18,957 --> 00:29:21,290 So I'll turn it into a gentlemen's club. 492 00:29:21,359 --> 00:29:24,887 Wait a minute. That's not what we discussed, Mr. Wallace. 493 00:29:25,397 --> 00:29:29,300 You told me that the sign outside would always say "barbershop." 494 00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:30,630 It will. 495 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,363 It's gonna be called "The Barbershop." I'll keep that same theme going. 496 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:37,432 The girls dressed like little barbers. 497 00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:40,069 You can come in, and they'll give you a trim. 498 00:29:40,145 --> 00:29:42,046 And you can get some trim. 499 00:29:44,516 --> 00:29:46,041 Hold it, Mr. Wallace. 500 00:29:48,386 --> 00:29:49,684 Mr. Wallace! 501 00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,748 You have a nice day. 502 00:30:02,133 --> 00:30:06,093 I just don't understand why someone would drive into the store like that. 503 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:09,699 Now, see, I told Sitting Bull across the street over there... 504 00:30:09,774 --> 00:30:11,868 ...not to put no cash machine in his store... 505 00:30:11,943 --> 00:30:14,503 ...'cause black people don't know how to act. 506 00:30:14,579 --> 00:30:17,640 Who're you telling? That's why black people can't have nothing. 507 00:30:17,716 --> 00:30:20,379 Apparently, neither can Indian folks. Give me! Move! 508 00:30:20,452 --> 00:30:24,014 Samir is not Indian, okay? He's Pakistani. He's from Pakistan. 509 00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:28,390 All I know is, he can pack and stand his ass on that corner all he want to. 510 00:30:28,460 --> 00:30:32,488 But if Geronimo keeps on, somebody's liable to bust a cap in his ass, right? 511 00:30:32,564 --> 00:30:35,329 - Right, Eddie, he's gonna get it! - He's gonna pah-yow! 512 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,369 Samir is not Native American, okay? 513 00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:41,304 He's not Arab, he's not Mexican, he's not Eskimo. He is from Pakistan. 514 00:30:41,373 --> 00:30:44,502 Pakistan, yakistan, you-back-istan. I don't care where he's from. 515 00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,306 He ain't from here, I know that. 516 00:30:46,378 --> 00:30:49,075 He ain't gonna win in the South Side, either. 517 00:30:52,083 --> 00:30:54,052 Damn, speaking of Pakistan.... 518 00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:57,553 That's all right! 519 00:30:58,256 --> 00:31:00,487 Boy, what's wrong with you? 520 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:02,527 He cut a patch in the back of my head. 521 00:31:02,594 --> 00:31:05,496 I'm sorry, ma'am, it wasn't my fault. He kept moving, so-- 522 00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:07,759 I did not, I did not keep moving. 523 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:09,923 Bless her. 524 00:31:10,001 --> 00:31:13,028 - You know you kept moving. - What're you talking about? 525 00:31:13,505 --> 00:31:15,497 - It don't look that bad. - Yes, it does. 526 00:31:15,573 --> 00:31:17,166 Think of it as a new style. 527 00:31:17,242 --> 00:31:21,043 Before you know it, everybody'll be walking around with a patch in their head. 528 00:31:21,112 --> 00:31:24,082 Why would people walk around with a patch in their head? 529 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:26,914 So, that makes it free, right? 530 00:31:27,318 --> 00:31:28,650 Ain't that right? 531 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,082 Right? 532 00:31:34,392 --> 00:31:35,451 Okay. 533 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:40,421 Come on. 534 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:46,269 Jimmy will never touch your head again, I promise. 535 00:31:46,337 --> 00:31:47,327 Thank you. 536 00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,703 Damn! 537 00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:55,911 Hey, babe, me and her, mostly me, I tell you! 538 00:31:56,481 --> 00:31:58,780 Come on, man, this thing heavy, dog. 539 00:31:59,884 --> 00:32:01,113 I'll take it. 540 00:32:01,319 --> 00:32:02,810 Damn, my phone's ringing. 541 00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:04,685 - J.D. - What? 542 00:32:05,123 --> 00:32:06,853 Would you please back up? 543 00:32:07,492 --> 00:32:08,653 My bad. 544 00:32:08,726 --> 00:32:12,094 - Thank you. I couldn't breathe. - Come on, man, get in there. 545 00:32:12,430 --> 00:32:13,693 Open the door. 546 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:15,960 Is that that punk Jay? 547 00:32:18,703 --> 00:32:20,569 - My foot! - Jay! You all right? 548 00:32:20,638 --> 00:32:22,402 Jay! Come here, you punk! 549 00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:24,608 I'm gonna get your black ass. 550 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:30,074 Billy! 551 00:32:38,323 --> 00:32:39,313 Get up! 552 00:32:39,757 --> 00:32:40,850 Come here! 553 00:32:43,027 --> 00:32:44,120 Billy! 554 00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:50,660 What the hell are you doing, man? 555 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,396 Man, you just let him get away. 556 00:32:54,606 --> 00:32:56,802 He owes me $5 from a crap game. 557 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:58,707 I ain't paying your ass nothing! 558 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,074 - What? - Billy! 559 00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:04,410 - Bring your ass back over here! - Lucky I ain't got my Jordans on! 560 00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,747 Come on, Billy, bring your ass back over here. 561 00:33:08,052 --> 00:33:09,281 $5! 562 00:33:09,921 --> 00:33:12,618 You gonna cause a scene in public for $5? 563 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:14,124 Man, he owes me money. 564 00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,787 We've got $50,000 back at the motel. 565 00:33:18,329 --> 00:33:20,889 You're gonna cause a scene for $5? 566 00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,062 $5? 567 00:33:23,535 --> 00:33:26,164 It ain't even about the money. It's the principle. 568 00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:28,103 - What? - That's right, the principle. 569 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,504 He's supposed to pay. 570 00:33:29,574 --> 00:33:32,942 This is Chi-Town's finest, and I ain't going out like no sucker. 571 00:33:33,177 --> 00:33:35,544 - You ain't going out like no sucker? - No. 572 00:33:36,781 --> 00:33:39,410 You know what, player? We're gonna get caught. 573 00:33:39,717 --> 00:33:41,549 - And you wanna know why? - Why? 574 00:33:41,619 --> 00:33:44,612 There's a stupid nigger in every bunch, who messes up everybody. 575 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,952 You know what? 576 00:33:47,992 --> 00:33:49,654 You that dumb nigger. 577 00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:51,696 You know what? I tell you this. 578 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:54,164 If he owed you money, you'd be chasing him, too. 579 00:33:54,232 --> 00:33:57,999 - I would've whupped him last week. - Why you think I was chasing him? What.... 580 00:33:58,069 --> 00:33:59,059 Shit! 581 00:34:00,204 --> 00:34:02,264 What? Keep it moving. 582 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,538 Ain't nothing to see here. 583 00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:07,344 Come on, man. I lost my head. 584 00:34:07,412 --> 00:34:10,177 - But you understand, it wasn't just money. - $5, player? 585 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:13,514 I'm telling you, they got about $15,000 or $20,000 in that ATM. 586 00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,575 $15,000? 587 00:34:14,652 --> 00:34:17,053 Those machines are worth more than the money in them. 588 00:34:17,121 --> 00:34:19,090 - There may be a reward. - For an ATM machine? 589 00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,126 I wish the money in it was mine. 590 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:25,220 I'd use that money, I'd take my girl out to a real nice dinner, like Red Lobster. 591 00:34:25,296 --> 00:34:27,322 See, now that's upscale. 592 00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:30,425 Red Lobster is the IHOP of shellfish. That is not upscale. 593 00:34:30,501 --> 00:34:32,970 I don't hate cheese toast just 'cause I'm eating... 594 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:35,268 ...scampis and shrimps and scallops and shit. 595 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,706 You are truly ignorant. 596 00:34:36,774 --> 00:34:38,208 You don't know what a scallop is. 597 00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:40,074 It ain't even a shellfish. 598 00:34:40,144 --> 00:34:41,703 Did you know you get on my nerves? 599 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:42,803 Condoms. 600 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,372 - Pampers if you're too late. - What's with the dogs? 601 00:34:45,450 --> 00:34:47,646 - Get them dogs out of here. - You like dogs. 602 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,915 - Don't make me smack you. - I told you once. 603 00:34:49,988 --> 00:34:52,924 Y'all need some dogs I got this one, if you buy this one... 604 00:34:52,991 --> 00:34:55,688 - ...you get this one half off. - Don't come back, man. 605 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,322 Going home. I'm never coming in this shop again. I work for me. 606 00:35:04,535 --> 00:35:06,026 Calvin, what that boy name? 607 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,471 I've told you four times, that's Ricky. 608 00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:09,630 Hold still. 609 00:35:09,707 --> 00:35:11,869 - What? - What do you think you doing? 610 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,038 I'm just trying to get him clean like them Gillette commercials. 611 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:18,914 That's the problem with y'all today. Y'all don't know nothing. 612 00:35:18,983 --> 00:35:23,580 Sit up there, just watch too much TV and listen to that Jigga Ray... 613 00:35:23,655 --> 00:35:26,750 ...and all them folk up in there, hippity-hoppity nonsense... 614 00:35:26,824 --> 00:35:29,817 ...and don't know nothing. Let me. Sir, you mind? 615 00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,930 Rick, get that off there, and lean him back. 616 00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:38,062 Roots, get me a hot towel. 617 00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:40,469 Dinka, Eddie. Dinka. 618 00:35:41,372 --> 00:35:43,637 These young boys don't know nothing. 619 00:35:44,108 --> 00:35:46,043 Let me get you lathered up here. 620 00:35:47,378 --> 00:35:49,176 Put that towel on his face. 621 00:35:52,016 --> 00:35:53,985 Get your foam nice and lathery. 622 00:35:54,352 --> 00:35:56,480 Y'all come over here and learn something. 623 00:35:56,554 --> 00:36:00,218 You finish that up. Put that on there. Put that on the side over there. 624 00:36:00,291 --> 00:36:04,228 See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody... 625 00:36:04,295 --> 00:36:08,164 ...who sit around in a FUBU shirt with his drawers hanging all out. 626 00:36:09,634 --> 00:36:13,696 In my day, a barber was a counselor. 627 00:36:14,072 --> 00:36:16,769 He was a fashion expert. 628 00:36:18,910 --> 00:36:21,004 A style coach. Pimp. 629 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,877 Just general, all-around hustler. 630 00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:26,611 But the problem with y'all cats today... 631 00:36:27,452 --> 00:36:28,647 ...is that... 632 00:36:29,854 --> 00:36:31,220 ...you got no skill. 633 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,954 No sense of history. 634 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:38,254 And then, with a straight face... 635 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,029 ...got the nerve to want to be somebody. 636 00:36:41,099 --> 00:36:42,863 Want somebody to respect you. 637 00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:45,995 But it takes respect to get respect. Understand? 638 00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:48,305 See, I'm old. 639 00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,538 But, Lord willing... 640 00:36:51,609 --> 00:36:55,910 ...I'd be spared the sight of seeing everything that we worked for... 641 00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,946 ...flushed down the drain... 642 00:36:59,016 --> 00:37:01,713 ...by someone who don't know no better... 643 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:03,244 ...or care. 644 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,722 - Calvin. - Hey, baby. 645 00:37:05,790 --> 00:37:07,383 Can we talk in the back? 646 00:37:07,458 --> 00:37:10,292 That's coming right on off there. See, that's smooth. 647 00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:14,162 When he get through, his face gonna be real smooth, like Gary Coleman. 648 00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:18,302 Calvin, baby, what's going on? 649 00:37:18,402 --> 00:37:19,495 What you mean? 650 00:37:19,570 --> 00:37:23,007 Janelle called me and said that she saw Lester Wallace in here. 651 00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:25,339 Why Janelle won't stay out my business? God. 652 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,573 When did you start doing business with a loan shark like him? 653 00:37:28,646 --> 00:37:30,911 - Lester Wallace is not a loan shark. - Really? 654 00:37:30,982 --> 00:37:33,076 He's just a businessman from the street. 655 00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,746 Okay, but wait. Why was he here? 656 00:37:35,820 --> 00:37:37,413 To get a haircut. 657 00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:40,448 Calvin, Lester Wallace wears a hairpiece. 658 00:37:42,460 --> 00:37:45,794 He had to get that faded a little bit. So, I just.... 659 00:37:45,863 --> 00:37:48,560 No? All right. Come here. Let me show you something. 660 00:37:48,633 --> 00:37:52,001 I'll show you something that's gonna make you much happier. 661 00:37:57,942 --> 00:37:59,410 Check it out. 662 00:38:07,718 --> 00:38:09,311 What did you do? 663 00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:11,052 I sold the barbershop. 664 00:38:11,122 --> 00:38:13,591 You sold your father's barbershop to Lester Wallace? 665 00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:14,819 Don't, "shh" me. 666 00:38:15,493 --> 00:38:18,088 We're trying to get our recording studio started. 667 00:38:18,162 --> 00:38:20,188 Recording studio? Have you forgotten? 668 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:22,631 You almost electrocuted yourself this morning. 669 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:25,693 What matters is, I made this move for us. This is for us. 670 00:38:25,770 --> 00:38:27,432 - Us? - Yes. 671 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,032 Tell me something. 672 00:38:29,106 --> 00:38:31,974 Why is it you make all these spontaneous decisions... 673 00:38:32,043 --> 00:38:34,342 ...and then we got to get us out of it? 674 00:38:34,412 --> 00:38:35,402 Baby.... 675 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:39,072 I had to do something to get the monkey off our back. That's what I did. 676 00:38:39,150 --> 00:38:42,609 But, listen. Your grandfather opened this shop. 677 00:38:42,787 --> 00:38:45,689 He handed it down to your father, who left it to you. 678 00:38:46,090 --> 00:38:50,528 And all he did was give away free haircuts. Now they want freebies. 679 00:38:51,295 --> 00:38:55,528 He let all those barbers in there use their station whenever they wanted to... 680 00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:59,298 ...pay rent whenever they wanted to, and we're in debt because of that. 681 00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:00,861 It's because of him. 682 00:39:01,539 --> 00:39:03,770 I'm not gonna work my ass off for that. 683 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,637 Dinka. What're they saying? 684 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:10,148 Something about a monkey coming back. But his ass has too much pressure. 685 00:39:17,622 --> 00:39:20,558 You deserve more than this. I'm trying to give you the world. 686 00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:22,651 You know what? I don't need the world. 687 00:39:22,727 --> 00:39:24,525 I don't need Oprah's house. 688 00:39:25,162 --> 00:39:27,791 It's not Oprah's house. It's Stedman's guesthouse... 689 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:31,063 ...and it's a five-bedroom, four-and-a-half bath... 690 00:39:31,135 --> 00:39:33,502 - ...with a Jacuzzi, pool-- - Listen. 691 00:39:33,571 --> 00:39:35,335 This shop had very little debt until... 692 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:39,207 ...you started spending all the money on those get-rich-quick schemes. 693 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:42,937 It's my fault? Let me hear you say it. It's my fault? 694 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,378 Well, yeah, it's your fault. 695 00:39:44,448 --> 00:39:47,213 How is it my fault, and I'm just trying to better myself? 696 00:39:47,285 --> 00:39:50,517 Wait a minute, I see what this is about. This is about you. 697 00:39:52,623 --> 00:39:54,319 - Okay. - No. 698 00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,558 You know what? I mean, think about it. 699 00:39:57,628 --> 00:40:00,655 How could you sell this place? I met you here. 700 00:40:01,632 --> 00:40:05,228 My father used to come here every Saturday. He loved this place. 701 00:40:05,303 --> 00:40:08,467 You used to love it, too. What happened? 702 00:40:13,377 --> 00:40:16,438 You know what? This is a little too much for me right now. 703 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:19,541 You gonna mess around and send me into premature labor. 704 00:40:19,617 --> 00:40:23,315 - I can't believe you sold your father's shop. - Jennifer.... 705 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:34,157 Still couldn't hear nothing. 706 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,563 Can you help me with this shoe? 707 00:40:38,736 --> 00:40:41,296 From the heel, dog. Let the toe go. 708 00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:49,807 - Pull this sock off for me, too. - Are these socks clean? 709 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,906 They're my mama's socks, man. 710 00:40:52,383 --> 00:40:54,579 You know we wear the same size shoe? 711 00:40:57,355 --> 00:41:00,757 Damn. You need a Band-Aid, man. I'm going to go get that for you. 712 00:41:00,825 --> 00:41:04,262 Oh, no. Hey. I'll go get the Band-Aid. 713 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,593 'Cause you can't seem to do nothing right. 714 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:08,792 You just stay here, work on the ATM. 715 00:41:09,967 --> 00:41:12,698 Damn. I mean, man, your foot's jacked up. 716 00:41:13,104 --> 00:41:15,096 It isn't nothing but some dead skin. 717 00:41:15,172 --> 00:41:19,337 All I need is some cocoa butter. I can get that. Excuse me, player. 718 00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,708 Excuse me, dog. 719 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,473 - Oh, my God. - Oh, God! 720 00:41:28,185 --> 00:41:30,347 Okay, man, are we straight or what? 721 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:39,894 - Next. - Hold on, man. 722 00:41:44,235 --> 00:41:46,261 - $20, man. - All right. 723 00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:50,836 Here's a little something extra for Johnnie's shoe fund. Take care. 724 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,107 - Hold on, player. - Wait! 725 00:41:57,248 --> 00:41:59,012 Hey, hook me up, Cal. 726 00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:01,314 - See, I was next. - No, I was here earlier. 727 00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:02,910 You got any money? 728 00:42:02,987 --> 00:42:05,354 - Man, I got your money-- - See, I got money too. 729 00:42:05,423 --> 00:42:06,823 I'll do you next. 730 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:10,860 Sit over there, fish. I'll do you next. 731 00:42:11,095 --> 00:42:12,723 Either that or go see Eddie. 732 00:42:12,797 --> 00:42:15,096 - I'm busy. - I don't want to see Eddie. 733 00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:17,032 That's right. Come on. Take care. 734 00:42:17,101 --> 00:42:20,731 You know I got stuff to do, man. Get these nose hairs for me. 735 00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:22,171 Nose hairs? 736 00:42:22,373 --> 00:42:25,901 You ain't got my money, I'm going to get them ass hairs for you. 737 00:42:26,577 --> 00:42:29,741 I hear that Evander Holyfield gonna put a Red Lobster in a church. 738 00:42:29,814 --> 00:42:31,976 How is he gonna call himself a man of God? 739 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:33,677 You know what? You're right. 740 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:37,381 When he down there in Georgia, slinging his thing through half the state. 741 00:42:37,455 --> 00:42:40,516 I bet that you all didn't even know Jesus wasn't a Christian. 742 00:42:40,591 --> 00:42:42,025 He was a Jew. 743 00:42:42,093 --> 00:42:43,686 - Hey, Jimmy. - Yo. 744 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:47,896 Why you always throwing out random trivia, like you know everything? 745 00:42:47,965 --> 00:42:51,129 I don't think I know everything, I'm saying that being educated... 746 00:42:51,202 --> 00:42:53,398 ...guarantees I won't spend my life behind bars. 747 00:42:53,471 --> 00:42:56,464 That's what this is about? Me being in the pen? 748 00:42:56,540 --> 00:42:59,032 - I'm just saying-- - Who you talking about? 749 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:02,842 I'm just saying, being educated means you have opportunities. 750 00:43:02,913 --> 00:43:05,542 And the rest of us are doing what? Biding our time? 751 00:43:05,616 --> 00:43:07,778 Can you guys stop arguing for once? 752 00:43:08,352 --> 00:43:12,881 You're like a bunch of little kids. Back and forth. I'm getting a headache. 753 00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,119 That's cool. I'm not gonna get worked up. 754 00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,525 This isn't the end of the line for Jimmy James. 755 00:43:17,595 --> 00:43:18,619 Well, leave. 756 00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:20,665 You could do a lot worse than being a barber. 757 00:43:20,731 --> 00:43:22,427 And a lot better. 758 00:43:22,500 --> 00:43:25,800 And don't hate me 'cause I'm trying to make something of myself. 759 00:43:25,870 --> 00:43:29,136 - Black Picasso of the ghetto! - Barber's a respectable occupation. 760 00:43:29,206 --> 00:43:31,198 I'll have my own mural, my own shop. 761 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:34,712 I might even take over this shop if Calvin don't give it to his son. 762 00:43:34,778 --> 00:43:37,976 Let me tell you something. You will never own a black barbershop. 763 00:43:38,048 --> 00:43:41,041 - I will if I want to. - If Tony Roma can make ribs better... 764 00:43:41,118 --> 00:43:43,815 ...than black people, Isaac can own a black barbershop. 765 00:43:43,888 --> 00:43:45,516 Ribs better than black people? 766 00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:49,117 You want some good ribs? You should go over to C&K on 75th. 767 00:43:49,193 --> 00:43:51,924 Tony Roma boils his ribs. That is not authentic. 768 00:43:53,330 --> 00:43:55,322 No. Tony Roma's is delicious. 769 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:57,732 You know, I don't see white or black. 770 00:43:57,801 --> 00:44:00,566 I just see red sauce on everything. 771 00:44:01,138 --> 00:44:02,470 Well, you're new here. 772 00:44:02,540 --> 00:44:04,509 - He don't boil his ribs. - I like them. 773 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:06,271 Know what? Jimmy got a point. 774 00:44:06,343 --> 00:44:08,744 Because nobody in here want to be a barber... 775 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,576 ...for the rest of their life. 776 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,810 Thank you. That's all I'm saying. 777 00:44:12,883 --> 00:44:14,215 I like cutting hair. 778 00:44:14,285 --> 00:44:17,949 Wait a minute. A barber is a craftsman. I mean, it's respectable. 779 00:44:18,022 --> 00:44:20,150 And I must admit I like it. 780 00:44:20,224 --> 00:44:22,125 So I guess I agree with Terri. 781 00:44:23,060 --> 00:44:25,325 You agree with everything Terri say. 782 00:44:25,529 --> 00:44:28,465 - Watch it, Jimmy. - You a hater. 783 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:31,393 - No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 784 00:44:31,769 --> 00:44:32,930 Hey, Lamar. 785 00:44:33,437 --> 00:44:35,804 Run, nigger. Look at him go. 786 00:44:35,873 --> 00:44:37,364 Be right back. 787 00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:44,112 Hey, Lamar. Don't bring your skinny ass back. 788 00:44:47,017 --> 00:44:50,476 See that? That's why you can't have no business in the ghetto. 789 00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:58,619 You must not know me. 790 00:44:59,163 --> 00:45:01,223 Well, I'm Chi-Town's finest. 791 00:45:01,365 --> 00:45:03,459 I'll whup into you like that, boy. 792 00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:09,636 Now, I'm gonna have to poke you. 793 00:45:10,407 --> 00:45:12,205 Oh, I think I got it. 794 00:45:12,610 --> 00:45:14,545 Just give us the money. 795 00:45:19,750 --> 00:45:21,514 What's my mama's code? 796 00:45:25,756 --> 00:45:27,156 Thank you, cutie. 797 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,716 You're welcome, my beautiful black sister. 798 00:45:31,295 --> 00:45:32,627 What's up, little man? 799 00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:34,324 I got an announcement to make. 800 00:45:34,398 --> 00:45:35,923 I bought some more apple juice. 801 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,231 And I want nobody in here to drink it. 802 00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,739 Have some respect and decency for other people's stuff. 803 00:45:41,805 --> 00:45:44,570 - What you looking at me for? - Because I know you drank it. 804 00:45:44,642 --> 00:45:46,770 - Did you see me drink it? - I don't care. 805 00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:48,779 I'm being real nice right now. 806 00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:52,214 Don't touch my apple juice, or there will be repercussions. 807 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:55,378 - You know what? Repercussion, my nuts. - Grow some. 808 00:45:55,452 --> 00:45:57,387 You hear that? 809 00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:04,159 Barbershop. 810 00:46:07,164 --> 00:46:08,462 Terri, it's Kevin. 811 00:46:08,999 --> 00:46:10,262 I'm not here. 812 00:46:10,334 --> 00:46:12,235 - What? - I'm not here. 813 00:46:12,569 --> 00:46:14,231 I know you heard that. 814 00:46:15,039 --> 00:46:16,371 All right. 815 00:46:17,641 --> 00:46:20,475 Let's kill all this applause, now, because we all know... 816 00:46:20,544 --> 00:46:23,708 ...that she's gonna go right back to him just like she always do. 817 00:46:23,781 --> 00:46:26,273 Don't make me run these clippers up your ass. 818 00:46:26,350 --> 00:46:29,047 - Might need some help with that. - She told you. 819 00:46:30,688 --> 00:46:32,179 Terri, you all right? 820 00:46:40,197 --> 00:46:41,665 I should thank you. 821 00:46:41,865 --> 00:46:42,855 For what? 822 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:46,028 This morning, I made such a spectacle of myself. 823 00:46:47,071 --> 00:46:48,801 But your words were kind. 824 00:46:49,006 --> 00:46:51,942 I believe they were, "Stay strong, brother." 825 00:46:52,276 --> 00:46:54,905 Something like that. How much I owe you for this? 826 00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:58,039 For one brief, embarrassing moment, I chose to give up. 827 00:46:58,148 --> 00:47:00,845 But your words were just the reminder I needed. 828 00:47:01,051 --> 00:47:02,986 Perhaps insignificant to you... 829 00:47:03,053 --> 00:47:05,215 ...but sometimes I think... 830 00:47:05,289 --> 00:47:09,818 ...we are unaware of how the little things for us can be so huge for others. 831 00:47:11,128 --> 00:47:12,619 Hey, honeybun. 832 00:47:12,796 --> 00:47:15,061 - Hey, boo. - This is just too much. Hi. 833 00:47:15,899 --> 00:47:19,165 It's okay. Take your time. Oh, my boo. 834 00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:22,598 Anyway, I do find it amusing that the people... 835 00:47:22,673 --> 00:47:25,438 ...who stole my ATM will not get any money out of it. 836 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:27,774 Oh, yeah. You can't break into those things. 837 00:47:27,845 --> 00:47:30,872 'Cause there is no money in it. It is brand new. 838 00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:32,940 It had not even been loaded yet. 839 00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:35,018 There's no money in it? 840 00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:37,481 - That's a trip. - Yes. 841 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:41,621 - How much I owe you for this? - No. Put your money away. 842 00:47:41,692 --> 00:47:44,059 You take this. This is for you. 843 00:47:45,496 --> 00:47:46,657 Thanks, man. 844 00:47:48,432 --> 00:47:50,298 So, what you gonna do? 845 00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:55,101 I rebuild. I fix the store, and I stay right here. 846 00:47:56,173 --> 00:47:58,039 The fight must go on. 847 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:01,375 Either that, or I go back to India. 848 00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:03,880 India? I thought you were from Pakistan. 849 00:48:03,947 --> 00:48:06,507 Heavens, no. Who would tell you such a thing? 850 00:48:06,583 --> 00:48:07,607 Jimmy. 851 00:48:07,684 --> 00:48:12,315 No, India. Punjab State. Northwest side, close to Pakistan, though. 852 00:48:12,389 --> 00:48:14,085 Thanks, man, I appreciate this. 853 00:48:14,158 --> 00:48:15,854 Your words were payment enough. 854 00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:18,122 - What else can I have-- - No, that's all you get. 855 00:48:18,195 --> 00:48:19,959 - What about those-- - No. 856 00:48:21,665 --> 00:48:25,659 - Thanks for the juice, man. - You're welcome. I'll see you soon. 857 00:48:27,477 --> 00:48:29,639 Fellows, what's up? 858 00:48:29,713 --> 00:48:31,272 Got the shoes. 859 00:48:31,348 --> 00:48:32,839 - Hey, Checkers. - You got them? 860 00:48:32,916 --> 00:48:34,384 You got the shoes. 861 00:48:35,218 --> 00:48:37,244 I'll show you how to play. 862 00:48:40,190 --> 00:48:42,421 I'll show you how to play some hardball! 863 00:48:42,492 --> 00:48:44,188 Y'all, look at this lady. 864 00:48:44,261 --> 00:48:46,594 - Give it up! - Now you're talking! 865 00:48:47,230 --> 00:48:50,029 Come over here. You got to see this. You're missing it! 866 00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:52,831 Somebody out there doing somebody's car? 867 00:48:52,969 --> 00:48:54,403 Damn! 868 00:48:54,504 --> 00:48:57,497 She wanna be real, crack that windshield! That's what I'd do! 869 00:48:57,574 --> 00:49:00,976 I'll get you good! I'm gonna get you real good! 870 00:49:02,812 --> 00:49:05,805 - Man, what kind of car is it? - Toyota Camry. 871 00:49:07,150 --> 00:49:10,314 Wait, that's a good car. I got one of them. I just bought one. 872 00:49:10,387 --> 00:49:11,377 Sick! 873 00:49:11,454 --> 00:49:12,820 What color is it? 874 00:49:13,056 --> 00:49:14,115 Silver. 875 00:49:14,190 --> 00:49:15,818 Pimp! Player! 876 00:49:16,293 --> 00:49:17,556 That's a good color. 877 00:49:17,627 --> 00:49:21,359 It got a chrome rocker panel? 878 00:49:26,536 --> 00:49:28,027 That's my car! 879 00:49:30,607 --> 00:49:34,601 What the hell you doing? That's my car! Stop hitting on my car! 880 00:49:34,678 --> 00:49:36,306 This is Malcolm Brown's car. 881 00:49:36,379 --> 00:49:38,610 Put the bat down! I don't know Bobby Brown! 882 00:49:38,682 --> 00:49:40,947 Leave my car alone! Stop hitting my car! 883 00:49:41,017 --> 00:49:43,248 Stop it! Put the bat down! 884 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,620 - This ain't Malcolm Brown car? - This ain't no Malcolm Brown. 885 00:49:47,190 --> 00:49:48,249 I just bought it! 886 00:49:48,325 --> 00:49:50,123 It look like Malcolm Brown car. 887 00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:53,095 Lady, I don't care what it look like! It's my car. 888 00:49:53,863 --> 00:49:56,025 Wait a minute. This ain't Malcolm's car? 889 00:49:56,099 --> 00:49:58,068 Fuck! Who the hell is Malcolm Brown? 890 00:49:58,134 --> 00:50:01,161 Damn. Well, my bad. 891 00:50:01,705 --> 00:50:03,640 Your what? What you say? 892 00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,830 Your bad? 893 00:50:06,609 --> 00:50:09,010 I hope I never make a woman that angry. 894 00:50:12,048 --> 00:50:13,141 Hey, Ricky. 895 00:50:14,384 --> 00:50:15,443 What's up? 896 00:50:17,754 --> 00:50:19,848 I'm feeling to go get some fish. 897 00:50:20,390 --> 00:50:21,585 So, Ricky... 898 00:50:21,891 --> 00:50:26,625 ...what advice can you offer a guy like me on the art of wooing women? 899 00:50:26,796 --> 00:50:27,923 On what? 900 00:50:28,231 --> 00:50:30,427 You know, getting the hookup... 901 00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:35,097 ...the digits, the skins, ill nana, snappy nappy, oochie wallie? 902 00:50:35,972 --> 00:50:37,497 Yo, just be yourself. 903 00:50:38,541 --> 00:50:42,103 I'm big-boned, Rick, hefty, rotund. 904 00:50:42,245 --> 00:50:44,407 There's too much of myself to go around. 905 00:50:44,481 --> 00:50:47,144 Hold it. There's plenty of fat brothers pulling good ass. 906 00:50:47,217 --> 00:50:50,085 Look at Biggie, Heavy D. 907 00:50:50,153 --> 00:50:52,645 They were world-famous rappers. 908 00:50:53,456 --> 00:50:57,450 I, on the other hand, am an overweight barber from West Africa... 909 00:50:57,694 --> 00:50:59,686 ...with a fondness for poetry. 910 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:03,328 Attitude will put you on. Confidence. 911 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:04,690 Okay. 912 00:51:05,068 --> 00:51:09,597 She got to know that, at a moment's notice, you know, you will not hesitate... 913 00:51:09,672 --> 00:51:12,039 ...to put the pimp hand down on Jesus himself... 914 00:51:12,108 --> 00:51:15,010 ...if he ever made the mistake of disrespecting her. 915 00:51:17,247 --> 00:51:20,308 How you think Captain Kirk got all that booty? 916 00:51:26,089 --> 00:51:27,182 Yes! 917 00:51:28,324 --> 00:51:30,384 Thank you, brother! 918 00:51:30,927 --> 00:51:32,088 Put me down. 919 00:51:36,966 --> 00:51:38,992 - Hey, Calvin. - What's up man? 920 00:51:39,235 --> 00:51:40,601 Got them shoes! 921 00:51:41,504 --> 00:51:43,336 I was just looking at these! 922 00:52:03,293 --> 00:52:05,387 How are you doing, Mr. Wallace? 923 00:52:05,895 --> 00:52:07,193 This is Calvin. 924 00:52:07,764 --> 00:52:11,064 You think it'd be all right if I come through there and talk to you? 925 00:52:12,502 --> 00:52:15,836 First thing I'm gonna do, get a tattoo. 926 00:52:16,072 --> 00:52:18,940 Say, "Thug Nasty, Nasty Thug." 927 00:52:21,144 --> 00:52:25,548 Matter of fact, I'm going to get myself a Bentley with some 20s on it. 928 00:52:25,615 --> 00:52:27,880 That's what I'm going to do. Thanks to you. 929 00:52:31,421 --> 00:52:33,413 I'm going to get some 25s. 930 00:52:33,656 --> 00:52:36,956 And you the reason why. That's what I'm going to do. 931 00:52:39,295 --> 00:52:43,699 You wanna act like you ain't giving it up, but I'm going to get that, just like I got you. 932 00:52:43,766 --> 00:52:45,928 And you better have my money. 933 00:52:49,806 --> 00:52:51,434 Oh, no! 934 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:01,979 Help me! 935 00:53:04,187 --> 00:53:05,655 Somebody help me! 936 00:53:05,722 --> 00:53:08,351 Damn! Open this door! 937 00:53:08,658 --> 00:53:11,423 - Who is it? - It's the manager! Open this door! 938 00:53:11,594 --> 00:53:13,961 - What's going on up in there? - Nothing. 939 00:53:14,030 --> 00:53:16,898 What you mean, nothing? What the hell is that smell? 940 00:53:16,966 --> 00:53:19,936 - I got diarrhea. - Diarrhea? If you done messed up-- 941 00:53:20,003 --> 00:53:22,165 How come you up here like you the police? 942 00:53:22,238 --> 00:53:25,697 - If you done messed up this room-- - Ain't nobody messed up your room. 943 00:53:25,775 --> 00:53:27,471 You better open up this door! 944 00:53:27,544 --> 00:53:30,207 Diarrhea, my ass. I ain't got to worry about you. 945 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:33,978 Why are your keys jingling out there? Come in this room and see what happens. 946 00:53:34,050 --> 00:53:35,518 I'm calling the cops! 947 00:53:35,585 --> 00:53:37,611 - Call the cops, then. - You better-- 948 00:53:37,687 --> 00:53:39,622 See how you like it when the cops come. 949 00:53:39,689 --> 00:53:42,989 Wait a minute. I take that back! Don't do that. Come back! 950 00:53:43,193 --> 00:53:44,183 Damn! 951 00:53:45,028 --> 00:53:47,054 I'm calling the cops on you two! 952 00:53:55,805 --> 00:53:57,068 What the hell? 953 00:53:57,140 --> 00:53:58,301 Put it down. 954 00:54:00,276 --> 00:54:01,642 Watch your toes. 955 00:54:08,117 --> 00:54:10,552 All right, this is what we going to do. 956 00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:12,851 I'm going to take this to my grandmama's house. 957 00:54:12,922 --> 00:54:15,517 And I want you to see what the word on the street is. 958 00:54:15,592 --> 00:54:18,994 Just hang out at the barbershop. You sure you can handle that? 959 00:54:19,729 --> 00:54:21,994 - Do I have to draw you a picture? - No. 960 00:54:23,499 --> 00:54:27,334 But can I go change my drawers first? Because they sticking to me. 961 00:54:27,570 --> 00:54:28,799 - Yeah. - Thank you. 962 00:54:28,871 --> 00:54:32,239 But when you're at the barbershop, you keep your mouth shut. 963 00:54:33,243 --> 00:54:36,008 I want you to be inconspicuous. 964 00:54:36,412 --> 00:54:39,041 The Panthers, you got to give it up to them... 965 00:54:39,115 --> 00:54:41,641 ...Martin Luther King, Jesse Jackson... 966 00:54:41,718 --> 00:54:44,347 ...and you got to give it up to Rosa Parks, period. 967 00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:47,549 Because they was deep, and they was on the front line in the '60s. 968 00:54:47,624 --> 00:54:50,355 - Who the hell is Rosa Parks? - Who's Rosa Parks? 969 00:54:50,426 --> 00:54:53,294 She's only the founder of the modern civil rights movement. 970 00:54:53,363 --> 00:54:56,993 - 'Cause she sat her ass down on the bus? - Come on, you know who she is. 971 00:54:57,066 --> 00:54:58,466 Man, she was tired. 972 00:54:58,534 --> 00:55:01,299 That's what you do when you tired. You sit your ass down. 973 00:55:01,371 --> 00:55:05,399 I sat on a bus and got thrown in jail, and ain't hear from nobody in a whole week. 974 00:55:05,475 --> 00:55:07,774 Laptops, computers, ceiling cleaners. 975 00:55:07,844 --> 00:55:09,745 - I done told you twice. - Come on. 976 00:55:09,812 --> 00:55:12,543 You know what? He need to hear this. You sit down. 977 00:55:12,615 --> 00:55:14,811 You sit down. You need to hear this, too. 978 00:55:14,884 --> 00:55:16,284 Sit down, Rayford. 979 00:55:17,453 --> 00:55:20,685 I probably wouldn't say this in front of white folk. 980 00:55:20,757 --> 00:55:22,851 But in front of y'all, I'll speak my mind. 981 00:55:22,925 --> 00:55:26,020 Rosa Parks ain't do nothing... 982 00:55:26,095 --> 00:55:28,724 ...but sit her black ass down. 983 00:55:28,798 --> 00:55:30,960 No, Eddie, you're wrong. 984 00:55:31,067 --> 00:55:34,196 Hold on, now, Seinfeld. 985 00:55:34,270 --> 00:55:35,670 You might learn something now. 986 00:55:35,738 --> 00:55:38,902 I'm gonna give her just due for what she did. 987 00:55:38,975 --> 00:55:41,376 Her act led to the movement and everything... 988 00:55:41,444 --> 00:55:43,879 ...but she damn sure ain't special. 989 00:55:43,946 --> 00:55:48,008 It was a whole lot of black folk sat down on buses... 990 00:55:48,084 --> 00:55:52,613 ...and they got thrown in jail, and they did it way before Rosa did! 991 00:55:52,689 --> 00:55:54,954 Only difference between them and her... 992 00:55:55,024 --> 00:55:58,085 ...is that she was a secretary at the NAACCP... 993 00:55:58,194 --> 00:56:02,359 ...and she know Martin Luther King, and they got a lot of publicity. 994 00:56:02,565 --> 00:56:05,467 To me it sound like you got a little haterism in your game. 995 00:56:05,535 --> 00:56:10,064 Like hell! This ain't no hateration, or no holleration in this dancery, okay? 996 00:56:10,139 --> 00:56:14,804 What I'm saying is, is that black people need to stop lying. 997 00:56:15,511 --> 00:56:19,209 There's three things that black people need to tell the truth about. 998 00:56:19,382 --> 00:56:22,181 One, Rodney King should have got his ass beat... 999 00:56:22,251 --> 00:56:25,244 ...for driving drunk and being pulled over in a Hyundai. 1000 00:56:25,321 --> 00:56:27,381 Two, O.J. did it. 1001 00:56:27,457 --> 00:56:29,858 O.J. did it? Oh, man! 1002 00:56:29,926 --> 00:56:33,522 And three, Rosa Parks ain't do nothing but sit her black ass down. 1003 00:56:33,963 --> 00:56:35,693 That's right! I said it! 1004 00:56:37,533 --> 00:56:41,129 I'm going to back you up on that, 'cause he was on the bus back in the day. 1005 00:56:41,204 --> 00:56:42,797 And he on the bus now. 1006 00:56:43,272 --> 00:56:45,798 Not only is what you're saying not true... 1007 00:56:45,942 --> 00:56:49,936 ...it's wrong and disrespectful for you to discuss Rosa Parks in that way. 1008 00:56:50,046 --> 00:56:51,639 Wait. Hold on here. 1009 00:56:51,714 --> 00:56:54,707 - Is this a barbershop? - Yes, it is. 1010 00:56:55,852 --> 00:56:58,515 I mean, if we can't talk straight in a barbershop... 1011 00:56:58,588 --> 00:57:00,989 ...then where can we talk straight? Nowhere else. 1012 00:57:01,057 --> 00:57:04,550 You know, this ain't nothing but healthy conversation. That's all. 1013 00:57:04,627 --> 00:57:06,118 Tearing Rosa Parks down? 1014 00:57:06,195 --> 00:57:09,131 There ain't nobody exempt in a barbershop! You know that. 1015 00:57:09,198 --> 00:57:13,431 You can talk about whoever and whatever, whenever you want to in a barbershop. 1016 00:57:13,903 --> 00:57:15,769 You know you wrong, keep on walking. 1017 00:57:15,838 --> 00:57:19,400 You're walking by yourself. I ain't with you. I'll tell you one thing. 1018 00:57:19,475 --> 00:57:23,071 You better not never let Jesse Jackson hear you talking like that. 1019 00:57:24,814 --> 00:57:26,578 Man, fuck Jesse Jackson! 1020 00:57:32,355 --> 00:57:35,951 Jesse, Randy, Tito, Freddie, Action, I'll take them all on! 1021 00:57:37,126 --> 00:57:38,560 That's what I got to say! 1022 00:57:38,628 --> 00:57:40,654 Man, I love this place. 1023 00:57:40,830 --> 00:57:43,061 To make that paper, you see what I'm saying? 1024 00:57:43,132 --> 00:57:45,192 Man, you got to have it with you. 1025 00:57:45,268 --> 00:57:47,703 What's up, man? Where you going? 1026 00:57:47,804 --> 00:57:51,002 You can't just walk past me like you don't see me. 1027 00:57:51,674 --> 00:57:53,370 I'm talking to you, dog! 1028 00:57:53,443 --> 00:57:57,403 You can't just walk past me like that. What, you Magic Juan or something? 1029 00:57:58,281 --> 00:58:00,614 - Is Mr. Wallace in there? - He here. 1030 00:58:00,917 --> 00:58:02,909 I lead. You follow. 1031 00:58:05,154 --> 00:58:06,554 Okay, lead. 1032 00:58:07,790 --> 00:58:10,282 Two steps, motherfucker, two steps. 1033 00:58:10,993 --> 00:58:12,222 You know, Calvin... 1034 00:58:13,296 --> 00:58:18,064 ...I have never come across anybody just wanting to give me my money back. 1035 00:58:19,368 --> 00:58:21,098 The whole thing, frankly... 1036 00:58:22,104 --> 00:58:23,902 ...vexes me, to be honest. 1037 00:58:24,140 --> 00:58:29,101 I swear to God, I'm not trying to vex you. I don't even know what that mean. 1038 00:58:29,178 --> 00:58:32,148 All I'm saying is, I done had a change of heart. 1039 00:58:32,215 --> 00:58:34,548 I had all day to think about it. 1040 00:58:35,952 --> 00:58:39,787 If I'm going to lose my shop, I just don't want to lose it this way. 1041 00:58:39,856 --> 00:58:41,518 Which way is that? 1042 00:58:45,962 --> 00:58:50,297 My money ain't good enough for you? I'm just some old street doo-doo, is that it? 1043 00:58:50,366 --> 00:58:52,995 You walk your black ass into some white man's bank... 1044 00:58:53,069 --> 00:58:56,597 ...and you'll find out that I'm the only friend you got. 1045 00:58:58,875 --> 00:59:01,902 On the subject of the money I gave you this morning... 1046 00:59:02,044 --> 00:59:05,537 ...the money is yours, the shop is mine. 1047 00:59:08,484 --> 00:59:12,649 But I'd be willing to call off the whole deal... 1048 00:59:14,056 --> 00:59:16,992 ...if you were to get me my money by, say... 1049 00:59:18,094 --> 00:59:19,323 ...7:00. 1050 00:59:21,664 --> 00:59:25,795 No problem. I could do better than that. Give it to you right now. 1051 00:59:30,840 --> 00:59:31,899 $40,000. 1052 00:59:33,876 --> 00:59:36,004 But you only gave me $20,000. 1053 00:59:37,079 --> 00:59:38,411 That's double. 1054 00:59:39,949 --> 00:59:42,783 You expect me to pay you double by 7:00? 1055 00:59:44,253 --> 00:59:45,949 Come on, Mr. Wallace. 1056 00:59:46,155 --> 00:59:47,680 Get out of my office. 1057 00:59:54,530 --> 00:59:58,092 Here go your money back. I'm putting it right here on the table for you. 1058 00:59:58,167 --> 01:00:01,137 I'm sorry about any misunderstanding, or... 1059 01:00:01,470 --> 01:00:04,929 ...if I led you on in any kind of way, I'm sorry... 1060 01:00:05,007 --> 01:00:07,533 ...but I can't sell my shop to you. 1061 01:00:18,754 --> 01:00:20,780 - You forgot something. - That's not mine. 1062 01:00:20,856 --> 01:00:23,758 - What you mean? - I don't want it. You keep it. 1063 01:00:23,826 --> 01:00:26,853 You going to take this money. How you gonna renege? 1064 01:00:26,929 --> 01:00:28,090 You keep it! 1065 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:32,430 No, man, you keep it! 1066 01:00:32,501 --> 01:00:34,299 You forgot something! 1067 01:00:35,037 --> 01:00:38,599 - Take this money! - I don't want it! 1068 01:00:39,008 --> 01:00:42,035 Do I look like Barry Sanders? Do I look like Lawrence Taylor? 1069 01:00:42,111 --> 01:00:45,047 - I don't want it! - Shut up! I got a job to do! 1070 01:00:45,114 --> 01:00:47,276 And you ain't allowing me to do it. 1071 01:00:47,383 --> 01:00:48,783 Come on. Hold on. 1072 01:00:53,422 --> 01:00:54,515 Damn! 1073 01:01:00,329 --> 01:01:04,596 What the hell is wrong with you? Got me running all over the goddamn place. 1074 01:01:06,202 --> 01:01:09,434 This money's yours. You hear me? 1075 01:01:10,473 --> 01:01:11,463 Yeah. 1076 01:01:21,751 --> 01:01:23,151 My grandmama home. 1077 01:01:23,819 --> 01:01:26,584 Girl, you got a great future behind you. 1078 01:01:32,261 --> 01:01:33,957 Oh, shit! 1079 01:01:58,721 --> 01:01:59,984 What the fuck? 1080 01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:13,728 What the hell am I gonna do? 1081 01:02:23,846 --> 01:02:25,109 6-0-5.... 1082 01:02:26,182 --> 01:02:30,119 613, we've got a 10-1 at 81st and Corrigan. 1083 01:02:32,488 --> 01:02:34,787 That's us, man. Come on, we got to go. 1084 01:02:34,857 --> 01:02:36,723 Forget about the cash. 1085 01:02:36,992 --> 01:02:39,018 You got to buy lunch. I don't have any money. 1086 01:02:39,095 --> 01:02:40,324 Let's go. 1087 01:02:57,613 --> 01:02:59,343 The machine broke, y'all! 1088 01:03:01,951 --> 01:03:03,783 I said, the machine broke! 1089 01:03:14,296 --> 01:03:18,097 Wait, I'm sorry I messed up your flowers and everything. 1090 01:03:19,268 --> 01:03:20,861 They were real pretty. 1091 01:03:23,539 --> 01:03:24,905 You talking to me? 1092 01:03:24,974 --> 01:03:27,273 You the only one standing here, right? 1093 01:03:27,543 --> 01:03:30,308 Yes, this is true. 1094 01:03:31,881 --> 01:03:33,509 And the card... 1095 01:03:34,316 --> 01:03:37,150 ...what it said, it was pretty, too. 1096 01:03:38,087 --> 01:03:40,056 You wrote that yourself? 1097 01:03:40,222 --> 01:03:41,281 No. 1098 01:03:42,124 --> 01:03:44,821 Actually, that's a love poem... 1099 01:03:45,461 --> 01:03:47,726 ...by a man named Pablo Neruda. 1100 01:03:49,899 --> 01:03:51,424 He knows what to say. 1101 01:03:54,470 --> 01:03:56,496 Got me feeling all gentle. 1102 01:04:40,783 --> 01:04:44,584 So, Terri, I know you have a boyfriend and everything. 1103 01:04:45,454 --> 01:04:48,288 But, you know... 1104 01:04:48,991 --> 01:04:50,619 ...I was wondering... 1105 01:04:50,693 --> 01:04:53,754 - ...maybe we could, you-- - Kevin. 1106 01:04:54,463 --> 01:04:55,624 Brother K. 1107 01:04:59,068 --> 01:05:01,560 Hey, baby. Excuse me, brother. 1108 01:05:05,474 --> 01:05:07,136 These are for you. 1109 01:05:09,445 --> 01:05:10,811 We need to talk. 1110 01:05:11,013 --> 01:05:12,641 Hold on a second, baby. 1111 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:15,478 Super-Size-Me Mandela, you wanna get up off my neck? 1112 01:05:15,551 --> 01:05:17,110 Hold on a second, baby. 1113 01:05:17,186 --> 01:05:19,348 What, you don't understand English? 1114 01:05:20,723 --> 01:05:21,816 Stop. 1115 01:05:23,025 --> 01:05:24,550 - Be gone, Mandingo. - Kevin. 1116 01:05:24,627 --> 01:05:26,255 I'm talking to my lady. 1117 01:05:28,664 --> 01:05:31,259 - Can you believe Shaka-Zulu? - Listen! 1118 01:05:31,867 --> 01:05:33,665 I need to say something. 1119 01:05:35,037 --> 01:05:38,599 All right, I don't know exactly what I'm trying to say, but-- 1120 01:05:39,141 --> 01:05:41,007 - I love you. - Bullshit. 1121 01:05:41,310 --> 01:05:42,801 You know that. 1122 01:05:44,079 --> 01:05:46,412 Everybody up in here knows this. 1123 01:05:46,682 --> 01:05:50,915 So look, why don't we just go outside... 1124 01:05:53,489 --> 01:05:55,219 ...talk about this? 1125 01:05:56,325 --> 01:05:57,349 Come on. 1126 01:06:07,670 --> 01:06:08,729 No. 1127 01:06:09,138 --> 01:06:10,970 - I can't do this no more. - Do what? 1128 01:06:11,040 --> 01:06:13,134 This. Us. This game. 1129 01:06:13,208 --> 01:06:14,801 I ain't playing games, baby. 1130 01:06:14,877 --> 01:06:16,607 Let's just move on. 1131 01:06:17,212 --> 01:06:20,011 So, what, you just gonna break up with me? 1132 01:06:22,751 --> 01:06:24,549 You're breaking up with me? 1133 01:06:25,254 --> 01:06:27,416 I mean, come on, baby. Look at you. 1134 01:06:27,623 --> 01:06:30,149 You ain't even all that fine. You just average. 1135 01:06:30,225 --> 01:06:32,353 I didn't mind 'cause you was good in bed. 1136 01:06:32,428 --> 01:06:34,954 You do that thing. But I can find better. 1137 01:06:36,632 --> 01:06:38,897 I didn't mean that. See, I want you. 1138 01:06:43,572 --> 01:06:44,665 You are... 1139 01:06:45,975 --> 01:06:47,034 ...sorry. 1140 01:06:47,109 --> 01:06:48,975 You're so sorry. 1141 01:06:50,045 --> 01:06:52,037 Leave. Get out. 1142 01:06:52,314 --> 01:06:54,408 - Don't put your finger in my-- - Leave. 1143 01:06:54,483 --> 01:06:57,078 - I do want-- - Out! Clown! 1144 01:07:04,293 --> 01:07:06,091 Gonna get my blade. 1145 01:07:09,898 --> 01:07:11,730 Cut me somebody up in here. 1146 01:07:15,437 --> 01:07:17,167 That's a safari punch! 1147 01:07:19,441 --> 01:07:20,932 Get him on out of here. 1148 01:07:21,010 --> 01:07:23,741 I'm gonna call your mom and tell her what happened! 1149 01:07:23,812 --> 01:07:25,542 Dinka, boma ye! 1150 01:07:27,282 --> 01:07:29,274 Fool almost messed up my part. 1151 01:08:01,683 --> 01:08:03,083 Damn! 1152 01:08:13,595 --> 01:08:15,461 - Ray-Ray? - It's me. 1153 01:08:15,531 --> 01:08:19,229 They said you was working in the street. I didn't know you was cleaning them! 1154 01:08:19,301 --> 01:08:21,202 - What you got? - Nothing. 1155 01:08:21,503 --> 01:08:23,495 - Do you and nothing need a ride? - Yeah. 1156 01:08:23,906 --> 01:08:25,932 Bring that nothing on. Come on. 1157 01:08:30,512 --> 01:08:33,380 Can you see all right? I'll watch out on this side. 1158 01:08:33,749 --> 01:08:35,047 Just right around the corner. 1159 01:08:36,518 --> 01:08:39,147 - Thanks. - Okay, you take care, now. 1160 01:08:39,221 --> 01:08:41,884 Good to have you here in Chicago. Welcome to the Bulls. 1161 01:08:41,957 --> 01:08:44,051 Michael who? 1162 01:08:44,126 --> 01:08:46,391 - See you on Sports Center. - See y'all soon. 1163 01:08:46,462 --> 01:08:49,261 If he can't be the best, he can go to hell, too. 1164 01:08:50,466 --> 01:08:52,059 They're going be good. 1165 01:08:54,570 --> 01:08:56,596 What the hell is you looking at? 1166 01:08:56,872 --> 01:08:58,101 I'm curious, man. 1167 01:08:58,173 --> 01:09:00,972 I've been getting my hair cut here since I was a kid. 1168 01:09:01,043 --> 01:09:03,512 And I ain't never seen nobody in your chair. 1169 01:09:03,579 --> 01:09:06,549 I got plenty of customers. You just come on the wrong day. 1170 01:09:06,615 --> 01:09:09,608 That's Monday to Saturday, except Sunday, when we're closed. 1171 01:09:09,685 --> 01:09:11,210 Don't worry, Booker T. 1172 01:09:11,753 --> 01:09:15,281 You think you could hook me up like Iverson? 'Cause that's my dog. 1173 01:09:15,357 --> 01:09:17,417 Fade away, boo-yah! 1174 01:09:17,793 --> 01:09:20,854 - What you laughing at? - Don't hate on me 'cause you a sellout. 1175 01:09:20,929 --> 01:09:23,364 - I didn't hear that. - You heard me, "Bourgie" Banton. 1176 01:09:23,432 --> 01:09:26,493 You got the black girlfriend, the ride, and I'm a sell-out? 1177 01:09:26,568 --> 01:09:29,333 You're nothing but a minstrel show turned on its ear. 1178 01:09:29,404 --> 01:09:33,000 Al Jolson in a FUBU hat. Blackface for the new millennium. 1179 01:09:33,075 --> 01:09:36,910 You think you could hook me up with your black girlfriend, white girlfriends-- 1180 01:09:36,979 --> 01:09:39,915 With your higher education, how come you only talk about me? 1181 01:09:39,982 --> 01:09:43,419 'Cause you don't belong here. The white barbershop is uptown. 1182 01:09:43,519 --> 01:09:46,683 You know what I think? You wish you were me. 1183 01:09:46,922 --> 01:09:50,051 You wish you had my fly-ass girlfriend and my pimped-out ride. 1184 01:09:50,125 --> 01:09:53,789 Man, you even wish you had my clothes, my style, my walk. 1185 01:09:53,896 --> 01:09:58,527 Why you think my fly-ass girl ain't with you? 'Cause your little bitch ass can't compete. 1186 01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:01,934 I got news for you, white boy. You're not black. 1187 01:10:02,004 --> 01:10:06,305 I'm blacker than you, and in your best day, you could never be me. 1188 01:10:07,442 --> 01:10:10,241 - You gonna take that? - Turn it up like this. 1189 01:10:23,158 --> 01:10:25,024 Come on! What you got on me? 1190 01:11:19,448 --> 01:11:21,474 Come on, what you gonna give me for it? 1191 01:11:21,550 --> 01:11:23,678 Man, that piece of junk barely run. 1192 01:11:23,986 --> 01:11:24,976 It run. 1193 01:11:25,587 --> 01:11:29,388 It's the hottest thing on the street. All the youngsters asking me about it. 1194 01:11:29,458 --> 01:11:30,756 Cutlass Sierra? 1195 01:11:30,959 --> 01:11:35,158 All it need is a little paint and a tune-up, 'cause it backfires just about that much. 1196 01:11:35,230 --> 01:11:38,530 A little? Man, every time you go home, I think I'm in a drive-by. 1197 01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:42,264 I can't put that on my lot, man. I got a reputation to think about. 1198 01:11:44,106 --> 01:11:45,096 Understand? 1199 01:11:45,941 --> 01:11:47,569 No, I don't understand. 1200 01:11:48,910 --> 01:11:49,878 Lunch? 1201 01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:53,043 Thanks. 1202 01:11:53,181 --> 01:11:54,843 I got that plate number. 1203 01:11:56,385 --> 01:12:00,948 Also, there were a bunch of people lined up at an ATM outside Poppy's Liquor Mart. 1204 01:12:01,023 --> 01:12:02,013 So? 1205 01:12:02,090 --> 01:12:04,491 It just showed up, and then it was gone. 1206 01:12:05,994 --> 01:12:07,963 Let's go. Come on. 1207 01:12:08,230 --> 01:12:11,132 I heard, on BET, we supposed to make some money. 1208 01:12:11,466 --> 01:12:14,664 Black people supposed to be getting some money called reparations. 1209 01:12:14,736 --> 01:12:16,671 Everybody here would love to get a handout. 1210 01:12:16,738 --> 01:12:20,470 If they handing it out, I won't turn down nothing but my collar. 1211 01:12:21,943 --> 01:12:25,004 Not everybody think reparations is a good idea, dog. 1212 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,378 It's stupid. 1213 01:12:26,448 --> 01:12:27,916 I'm surprised to hear that. 1214 01:12:27,983 --> 01:12:31,283 I figured you'd make a case for how slavery got y'all oppressed... 1215 01:12:31,353 --> 01:12:33,686 ...how the white man got his foot on your neck. 1216 01:12:33,755 --> 01:12:36,350 Giving out money wouldn't do nothing. Look at Hammer. 1217 01:12:36,425 --> 01:12:39,395 That boy ain't doing nothing but infomercials for bad credit. 1218 01:12:39,461 --> 01:12:41,225 Slavery, it ruined my whole life. 1219 01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:43,959 I don't know what y'all say, I ain't taking reparations. 1220 01:12:44,032 --> 01:12:46,797 As a black man, I got my pride and my dignity. 1221 01:12:47,469 --> 01:12:50,132 That's bull. You know why? Because you got bills. 1222 01:12:50,205 --> 01:12:52,436 Your brothers ain't letting no money get by. 1223 01:12:52,507 --> 01:12:54,738 Next, you'll talk about how Jews got money-- 1224 01:12:54,810 --> 01:12:57,974 Jews didn't get money, the Holocaust survivors got the money. 1225 01:12:58,046 --> 01:13:00,743 Look, we had welfare and affirmative action. 1226 01:13:00,816 --> 01:13:03,945 Is that not respirations? Is that respirations? 1227 01:13:04,019 --> 01:13:05,783 That is respiration. 1228 01:13:10,559 --> 01:13:11,652 Shit! 1229 01:13:22,637 --> 01:13:26,165 Well I think every black person should at least get $100,000. 1230 01:13:26,241 --> 01:13:28,142 What do you think that's gonna do? 1231 01:13:28,210 --> 01:13:32,944 That won't do nothing but make Cadillac number-one dealership in the country. 1232 01:13:41,089 --> 01:13:45,049 Everywhere you look, there's opportunity. You know what I mean? 1233 01:13:45,127 --> 01:13:47,961 I had this opportunity to get this job last month. 1234 01:13:48,830 --> 01:13:51,629 This crack-ass cracker going to tell me I need a diploma. 1235 01:13:51,700 --> 01:13:55,034 Now, right there, that's racism, that's classism, that's eroticism. 1236 01:13:55,103 --> 01:13:57,629 Man, come on, I'm talking 'bout "isms" up and-- 1237 01:13:57,706 --> 01:14:00,471 We don't need reparations. All right? We need restraint. 1238 01:14:00,542 --> 01:14:01,874 - Restraint? - Restraint. 1239 01:14:01,943 --> 01:14:03,434 - Some discipline. - Whatever. 1240 01:14:03,512 --> 01:14:06,710 Don't go out and buy a Range Rover when you living with your mama. 1241 01:14:06,782 --> 01:14:08,341 And pay your mama some rent. 1242 01:14:08,984 --> 01:14:13,820 And can we please try and teach our kids something other than a Chronic album? 1243 01:14:13,889 --> 01:14:16,017 And, please, black people, be on time... 1244 01:14:16,091 --> 01:14:18,959 ...for something other than "free before 11:00" at the club. 1245 01:14:19,027 --> 01:14:20,427 Drink to that, baby. 1246 01:14:20,495 --> 01:14:25,126 You know what? That was a passionate and surprisingly well-articulated argument. 1247 01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:27,226 - You mocking me? - Not at all, sir. 1248 01:14:27,302 --> 01:14:29,828 I'm actually.... I applaud your virtuosity. 1249 01:14:29,905 --> 01:14:32,136 You know what, schoolboy? For your information... 1250 01:14:32,207 --> 01:14:34,176 ...a scallop is a shellfish. 1251 01:14:34,242 --> 01:14:35,801 No, I'm afraid it isn't. 1252 01:14:35,877 --> 01:14:37,402 No, I'm afraid it is. 1253 01:14:37,813 --> 01:14:39,247 Because it's a mollusk. 1254 01:14:39,314 --> 01:14:41,283 Before it comes to your dinner plate... 1255 01:14:41,349 --> 01:14:44,581 ...it got two shells wrapped around it, just like a clam. 1256 01:14:46,188 --> 01:14:47,178 Stupid. 1257 01:14:47,322 --> 01:14:48,722 College boy. 1258 01:14:51,493 --> 01:14:52,722 Hey, Grandma. 1259 01:14:53,195 --> 01:14:54,629 It's me, J.D. 1260 01:14:54,763 --> 01:14:57,062 Thelma's son. Your grandson! 1261 01:14:57,732 --> 01:14:59,098 J.D. 1262 01:14:59,167 --> 01:15:00,465 Grandma. 1263 01:15:01,470 --> 01:15:03,439 Nigga never come to see me. 1264 01:15:03,538 --> 01:15:07,031 - Grandma, did you say something? - Grandma don't see or hear too good. 1265 01:15:07,108 --> 01:15:09,475 - Okay. - You want something to eat, baby? 1266 01:15:09,544 --> 01:15:12,878 No, that's okay, Grandma. I'm going be out back at the tool shed. 1267 01:15:12,948 --> 01:15:15,110 All right. I'll see you in. 1268 01:15:26,528 --> 01:15:27,826 Oh, yeah. 1269 01:15:30,665 --> 01:15:32,827 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1270 01:15:37,038 --> 01:15:40,202 - Get this phone from me, two for one. - The last one didn't work. 1271 01:15:40,275 --> 01:15:43,768 - Listen to me, baby, check it out. - Ray! What you doing? 1272 01:15:43,845 --> 01:15:45,404 Selling my phones, man. 1273 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:48,348 How many times I told you not to come in here soliciting? 1274 01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:50,908 Come on, man, Cal, I'm just selling my phones, man. 1275 01:15:50,986 --> 01:15:54,150 - What's wrong with you? Are you retarded? - What's up man? 1276 01:15:54,222 --> 01:15:56,350 Are you stupid, simple or slow? Which one? 1277 01:15:56,424 --> 01:15:57,414 None of that. 1278 01:15:57,492 --> 01:16:00,155 You come back in here. I'm going to call the police. 1279 01:16:00,228 --> 01:16:02,493 Hold up. What you mean, call the police? 1280 01:16:02,564 --> 01:16:05,329 How you going do that to me? I been coming here for years. 1281 01:16:05,400 --> 01:16:06,959 Everything you needed I got for you. 1282 01:16:07,035 --> 01:16:09,766 When the air conditioner broke, who brought the Freon? Me. 1283 01:16:09,838 --> 01:16:12,865 What about when Eddie had tax problems? I got him a new social. 1284 01:16:12,941 --> 01:16:14,239 Not you. Me. 1285 01:16:14,342 --> 01:16:16,243 I'm part of this shop, too, man. 1286 01:16:16,344 --> 01:16:18,609 - I don't want to hear that. - What's up, man? 1287 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:22,378 - Get out of here, man. - You ain't right, Calvin, you ain't right, man. 1288 01:16:23,151 --> 01:16:25,620 I don't want him back in the shop no more. 1289 01:16:25,687 --> 01:16:27,485 Don't buy nothing from him. 1290 01:16:47,943 --> 01:16:52,142 What was that thing all about in there? You know that boy don't want no trouble. 1291 01:16:52,213 --> 01:16:54,375 He ain't going to cause no problem around here. 1292 01:16:54,449 --> 01:16:56,179 I messed up, Eddie. 1293 01:16:57,085 --> 01:16:58,644 I messed up bad. 1294 01:16:58,720 --> 01:17:00,245 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1295 01:17:00,322 --> 01:17:01,688 What did you do? 1296 01:17:01,756 --> 01:17:03,349 Can't get it up? 1297 01:17:04,125 --> 01:17:06,526 The Viagra ain't working for you? 1298 01:17:10,899 --> 01:17:12,492 I lost the shop. 1299 01:17:13,802 --> 01:17:16,397 I actually sold it to Lester Wallace. 1300 01:17:17,005 --> 01:17:20,874 I just realized today that this was something worth saving. 1301 01:17:23,044 --> 01:17:24,512 Worth saving? 1302 01:17:28,083 --> 01:17:31,815 This ain't no goddamn school of the blind, Calvin. 1303 01:17:33,521 --> 01:17:35,456 This is the barbershop! 1304 01:17:37,559 --> 01:17:39,960 The place where a black man means something! 1305 01:17:40,028 --> 01:17:41,860 Cornerstone of neighborhood! 1306 01:17:42,731 --> 01:17:44,597 Our own country club! 1307 01:17:45,500 --> 01:17:47,833 I mean, can't you see that? 1308 01:17:51,473 --> 01:17:52,839 You know... 1309 01:17:55,477 --> 01:17:58,641 ...that's the problem with your whole generation. 1310 01:17:58,847 --> 01:18:02,477 You know, you all, you don't believe in nothing. 1311 01:18:02,817 --> 01:18:05,878 But your father, he believed in something, Cal. 1312 01:18:07,055 --> 01:18:09,251 He believed and understood... 1313 01:18:09,624 --> 01:18:12,822 ...that something as simple as a little haircut... 1314 01:18:13,194 --> 01:18:16,426 ...could change the way a man felt on the inside. 1315 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:20,592 My father died broke... 1316 01:18:21,703 --> 01:18:23,296 ...and frustrated... 1317 01:18:23,371 --> 01:18:25,840 ...trying to help everybody in this damn neighborhood. 1318 01:18:25,907 --> 01:18:27,000 Look! 1319 01:18:27,075 --> 01:18:30,307 Your daddy may not have had a whole lot of money... 1320 01:18:31,246 --> 01:18:32,839 ...but he was rich... 1321 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,939 ...'cause he invested in people. 1322 01:18:35,383 --> 01:18:36,715 Well, what you think? 1323 01:18:36,785 --> 01:18:39,414 You think I'm the only one he gave a job to? 1324 01:18:40,955 --> 01:18:44,050 No! That man opened up the doors... 1325 01:18:44,125 --> 01:18:48,119 ...to anybody and any knucklehead round here in the city of Chicago... 1326 01:18:48,196 --> 01:18:51,325 ...that wanted to come down here and make something out they self. 1327 01:18:51,399 --> 01:18:53,334 Gave them the opportunity to be somebody! 1328 01:18:53,401 --> 01:18:55,836 A licensed, professional barber. 1329 01:18:57,739 --> 01:19:01,437 Now, me, myself personally... 1330 01:19:01,976 --> 01:19:05,936 ...I wouldn't have gave half these bail-jumpers the opportunity. 1331 01:19:06,514 --> 01:19:10,315 But it just hard enough, you sitting there trying to cut some head... 1332 01:19:10,385 --> 01:19:13,253 ...and gotta worry 'bout this fool trying to shank you. 1333 01:19:13,321 --> 01:19:16,382 But let me tell you something. At the end of the day.... 1334 01:19:17,525 --> 01:19:21,360 At the end of the day, I was glad I was here. 1335 01:19:23,565 --> 01:19:24,794 And now you. 1336 01:19:30,605 --> 01:19:31,937 They know? 1337 01:19:35,543 --> 01:19:36,533 No. 1338 01:19:39,748 --> 01:19:41,876 Well, you gonna have to tell them. 1339 01:19:41,950 --> 01:19:43,578 Don't look at me. 1340 01:20:00,235 --> 01:20:01,225 Yo, Cal. 1341 01:20:03,471 --> 01:20:06,908 You got some nerve bringing your ass back around here. 1342 01:20:07,575 --> 01:20:09,271 I got the job. 1343 01:20:09,344 --> 01:20:11,813 Now I can put my little girl in real day care. 1344 01:20:11,880 --> 01:20:16,375 My sister-in-law was keeping her. She's a crackhead and I can't have that. 1345 01:20:18,119 --> 01:20:19,314 Thanks, Cal. 1346 01:20:19,387 --> 01:20:20,980 Keep the change. 1347 01:20:21,990 --> 01:20:23,322 Yo, Lamar. 1348 01:20:27,495 --> 01:20:29,225 - No charge. - No, no. 1349 01:20:29,297 --> 01:20:31,994 No, Calvin, you keep that, man. I know you need it. 1350 01:20:32,066 --> 01:20:34,695 Congratulations on your new job, man. 1351 01:20:35,537 --> 01:20:37,267 Looking good for a change. 1352 01:20:38,439 --> 01:20:40,533 - Take it easy. - Thanks, Cal. 1353 01:20:41,009 --> 01:20:42,102 Good night. 1354 01:20:55,523 --> 01:20:57,424 Come on. Your drop. 1355 01:20:57,492 --> 01:20:59,757 I'm only saying he's a cripple. 1356 01:20:59,828 --> 01:21:03,697 He's not crippled. He's cute. Tell his mama to set me up. 1357 01:21:03,765 --> 01:21:05,427 Hey, yo, listen up, everybody. 1358 01:21:05,500 --> 01:21:06,661 - What? - All right. 1359 01:21:06,734 --> 01:21:08,498 Hold on, listen. Yo, Fred. 1360 01:21:08,570 --> 01:21:10,766 Listen up. 1361 01:21:12,440 --> 01:21:16,605 I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, that... 1362 01:21:18,313 --> 01:21:20,248 ...I appreciate everybody in here. 1363 01:21:20,315 --> 01:21:23,217 - We appreciate you having us, Calvin. - I'm serious. 1364 01:21:23,284 --> 01:21:25,719 - Now hold up, I'm serious. - Give us a raise now. 1365 01:21:25,787 --> 01:21:28,313 I appreciate everything you guys do for the shop. 1366 01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:32,656 I know some of the customers don't leave tips like they supposed to. 1367 01:21:32,827 --> 01:21:37,390 And if I had the money, I'd tip you guys myself. 1368 01:21:37,498 --> 01:21:39,524 Big C, what's wrong, dude? 1369 01:21:42,637 --> 01:21:44,538 We're gonna be closing up the shop today. 1370 01:21:44,606 --> 01:21:46,472 - What? - Why, Calvin? 1371 01:21:46,541 --> 01:21:49,101 - You mean closing early? - What you mean by "today"? 1372 01:21:49,177 --> 01:21:50,645 We only got about a hour. 1373 01:21:50,712 --> 01:21:52,408 You guys are not hearing me. 1374 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,678 When I took this shop over two years ago, I didn't know what I had. 1375 01:21:56,784 --> 01:21:59,310 I was young. I didn't know. 1376 01:21:59,387 --> 01:22:01,481 Hold tight, man. What you trying to say? 1377 01:22:01,556 --> 01:22:03,422 Eddie, what you doing, man? 1378 01:22:04,893 --> 01:22:06,794 What's going on? 1379 01:22:08,630 --> 01:22:10,098 I sold the shop. 1380 01:22:10,164 --> 01:22:11,154 You what? 1381 01:22:11,232 --> 01:22:13,792 - You sold the shop? - You don't own the shop no more? 1382 01:22:13,868 --> 01:22:16,895 - I don't understand. - He said he sold the shop, Dinka. 1383 01:22:16,971 --> 01:22:19,805 This is your shop, man. Your family built this shop. 1384 01:22:19,874 --> 01:22:22,810 - Can't nobody run this shop like you, boy. - For real, man. 1385 01:22:24,145 --> 01:22:26,046 Why you ain't tell us? 1386 01:22:28,416 --> 01:22:30,578 Who are we gonna be working for? 1387 01:22:32,887 --> 01:22:34,913 Like I was saying, that... 1388 01:22:38,192 --> 01:22:40,684 ...when I close the shop tonight... 1389 01:22:42,597 --> 01:22:43,724 ...it's closing for good. 1390 01:22:43,798 --> 01:22:46,529 Calvin, please. Calvin, don't do this. 1391 01:22:46,601 --> 01:22:48,593 Eddie, can I talk to you, man? Eddie? 1392 01:22:50,204 --> 01:22:51,604 Hey, Eddie! 1393 01:22:56,344 --> 01:22:58,108 I still don't understand. 1394 01:22:58,179 --> 01:23:00,910 Go home! Just go home. It's over. 1395 01:23:01,883 --> 01:23:04,512 I didn't mean that, man. Just pack up. 1396 01:23:04,886 --> 01:23:06,081 Go home. 1397 01:23:06,688 --> 01:23:09,283 No warning? That's it? 1398 01:23:09,357 --> 01:23:13,624 - Let's just be out, man. Let's just be out. - That's foul, Joe. I'm outta here. 1399 01:23:13,695 --> 01:23:15,857 Cal, you could have told us. 1400 01:23:16,331 --> 01:23:18,596 - I don't believe this. - Why? 1401 01:23:19,367 --> 01:23:20,801 - Oh, no! - Police! 1402 01:23:20,868 --> 01:23:22,029 Nobody move! 1403 01:23:27,909 --> 01:23:29,707 Get him up and get him out. 1404 01:23:30,011 --> 01:23:31,240 Hold on, man! 1405 01:23:32,146 --> 01:23:33,671 Wait a minute! Shut up! 1406 01:23:33,748 --> 01:23:35,683 You just stay right there! 1407 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,275 What did he do? 1408 01:23:38,019 --> 01:23:39,317 - Let's go. - Hey, Rick! 1409 01:23:39,387 --> 01:23:40,855 I ain't do nothing! 1410 01:23:43,358 --> 01:23:45,520 Hey, that ain't even necessary right there! 1411 01:23:45,827 --> 01:23:48,319 Williams, can I talk to you? That shit ain't necessary! 1412 01:23:48,396 --> 01:23:51,560 Don't worry, I'll get back at you. Let me get him squared away. 1413 01:23:51,632 --> 01:23:54,898 Rick! Call me soon as they let you use a phone. 1414 01:24:15,757 --> 01:24:17,248 Hey, what's up, J.D.? 1415 01:24:18,459 --> 01:24:20,360 Where the hell you been, man? 1416 01:24:20,461 --> 01:24:22,293 - At the barbershop. - All day? 1417 01:24:27,001 --> 01:24:28,765 - You got a cut. - Yeah. 1418 01:24:28,836 --> 01:24:32,432 Yeah, man, I wanted to get braided, but you know Terri, she be tripping. 1419 01:24:32,507 --> 01:24:35,807 - Right, who lined you up? - It was Jimmy who did.... 1420 01:24:36,077 --> 01:24:39,275 Come on, man! What you doing? 1421 01:24:39,847 --> 01:24:41,611 Braiding your hair, sucker! 1422 01:24:41,682 --> 01:24:42,672 Stop playing. 1423 01:24:42,750 --> 01:24:44,981 Stop. You better stop playing. 1424 01:24:45,053 --> 01:24:46,681 What you learn at the barbershop? 1425 01:24:46,754 --> 01:24:49,588 - Man, I learned a lot, man. - What about the police, man? 1426 01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:51,717 Man, they know what's up. 1427 01:24:51,793 --> 01:24:54,729 They came up in there, like, 10 deep, man! 20, boom! 1428 01:24:54,796 --> 01:24:57,664 - "Get up against the wall!" - Hold up, man, my foot! 1429 01:24:58,099 --> 01:25:00,466 Man, I'm tellin' you, it was like SWAT. 1430 01:25:02,236 --> 01:25:03,363 You serious? 1431 01:25:03,438 --> 01:25:07,398 Yeah, man. I wouldn't have made it alive if I hadn't done the shake move... 1432 01:25:07,475 --> 01:25:10,070 ...and, you know, I crept up outta there. 1433 01:25:11,946 --> 01:25:13,175 Hold on. 1434 01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:15,940 Hello? 1435 01:25:16,017 --> 01:25:18,646 - Hey, I got ask you a question. - Who this? 1436 01:25:18,719 --> 01:25:20,551 Ricky, fat ass, and guess where I'm at. 1437 01:25:21,422 --> 01:25:24,324 - What's up, dog? - It's the last place I'm gonna be for life. 1438 01:25:25,660 --> 01:25:27,424 What you talking about, player? 1439 01:25:27,495 --> 01:25:31,262 I'm talking about that smash-and-grab with that ATM the other night. 1440 01:25:31,332 --> 01:25:33,597 The same night you borrowed my truck. 1441 01:25:34,435 --> 01:25:36,666 I been calling you all day about the bumper. 1442 01:25:36,737 --> 01:25:38,763 Now they got photos of the plate. 1443 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,570 And they traced it back to me. 1444 01:25:40,641 --> 01:25:41,734 A two-time loser. 1445 01:25:41,809 --> 01:25:44,836 Ricky, did you just say "two-time loser"? 1446 01:25:45,346 --> 01:25:47,042 As in, your third strike? 1447 01:25:47,115 --> 01:25:48,105 Yeah. 1448 01:25:53,621 --> 01:25:55,317 You're going to jail for life, player! 1449 01:25:55,389 --> 01:25:58,257 And when you do get out, I'm going to be long gone! 1450 01:25:58,793 --> 01:26:00,591 Hey, don't drop the soap! 1451 01:26:00,661 --> 01:26:02,630 - Come on, player. - What'd he say, man? 1452 01:26:02,697 --> 01:26:03,721 What we gonna do? 1453 01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:05,790 We going crack this piggy bank and get paid. 1454 01:26:10,204 --> 01:26:11,900 Man, let me tell you something. 1455 01:26:11,973 --> 01:26:15,341 Just 'cause you go to some fancy college don't make you better than me. 1456 01:26:15,409 --> 01:26:16,900 Don't make you better than no one. 1457 01:26:16,978 --> 01:26:20,972 I probably won't ever even go to school, but I'm gonna do something with my life. 1458 01:26:21,048 --> 01:26:24,143 I'm gonna have me a business. I'm opening up a shop. 1459 01:26:24,418 --> 01:26:26,614 And despite what you may think... 1460 01:26:26,687 --> 01:26:29,452 ...I ain't pretending to be someone I saw on TV. 1461 01:26:29,524 --> 01:26:31,152 This is who I am. 1462 01:26:31,859 --> 01:26:35,819 And whether you like it or not, I'm gonna be like this tomorrow. 1463 01:26:52,046 --> 01:26:54,038 All right, man, let's see it. 1464 01:26:54,115 --> 01:26:55,105 See what? 1465 01:26:55,183 --> 01:26:58,585 You're saying this is who you are. This is who you'll be, right? 1466 01:26:58,653 --> 01:26:59,882 So, prove it. 1467 01:27:00,955 --> 01:27:02,082 Hook me up. 1468 01:27:07,935 --> 01:27:09,460 All right. 1469 01:28:13,100 --> 01:28:14,363 Okay. 1470 01:28:15,436 --> 01:28:16,836 That's not bad. 1471 01:28:20,541 --> 01:28:22,339 Actually, it's pretty good. 1472 01:28:28,215 --> 01:28:31,947 Hey, man, I shouldn't have disrespected you like that, in front of everybody. 1473 01:28:32,019 --> 01:28:35,512 Nah, it's cool, man. I'm actually kind of glad you came to your senses. 1474 01:28:35,589 --> 01:28:38,149 - Why is that? - 'Cause I was running outta insults. 1475 01:28:45,366 --> 01:28:47,426 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1476 01:29:22,770 --> 01:29:23,999 Thanks, baby. 1477 01:29:32,713 --> 01:29:35,547 So, I guess you can invest in that studio now. 1478 01:29:42,022 --> 01:29:43,354 Look, Calvin.... 1479 01:29:44,391 --> 01:29:46,383 I'll support you. You know that. 1480 01:29:47,561 --> 01:29:49,257 If it's a studio, fine. 1481 01:29:49,663 --> 01:29:53,327 You want to sell used hubcaps, or I don't know... 1482 01:29:53,400 --> 01:29:56,837 ...thong underwear, whatever, I'm with you. You know that. 1483 01:29:57,538 --> 01:29:59,370 Whatever it is you do... 1484 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:02,541 ...make it mean something to you. 1485 01:30:03,010 --> 01:30:07,846 And, if it doesn't work out, you know, you can always just go work for my uncle. 1486 01:30:09,617 --> 01:30:11,483 You know I can't stand your uncle. 1487 01:30:11,552 --> 01:30:15,614 And he can't stand you, but he'll give you a job as a favor to me. 1488 01:30:38,746 --> 01:30:40,874 - Where are you going? - Be right back. 1489 01:30:58,899 --> 01:31:00,731 Thanks for bringing my coat. 1490 01:31:04,872 --> 01:31:06,135 I didn't do it. 1491 01:31:06,507 --> 01:31:10,205 If I thought you did it, I would have never bailed you out. 1492 01:31:11,412 --> 01:31:15,110 And I damn sure wouldn't be out here freezing my balls off. 1493 01:31:17,317 --> 01:31:18,808 Let's go, man. 1494 01:31:23,257 --> 01:31:26,659 - Why'd Williams come get you, man? - My cousin did this to me. 1495 01:31:26,727 --> 01:31:29,162 - Your cousin? - J.D. did this to me. 1496 01:31:29,530 --> 01:31:31,499 Man, that dude is crazy. 1497 01:31:32,900 --> 01:31:34,198 Don't worry about him no more. 1498 01:31:34,268 --> 01:31:36,703 People like that always get theirs in the end. 1499 01:31:36,770 --> 01:31:39,865 That's right. You know what? I'm gonna make sure that he get his. 1500 01:31:39,940 --> 01:31:41,238 Don't go there with that. 1501 01:31:41,308 --> 01:31:44,210 What you talking about? I ain't going let a fool roll over me. 1502 01:31:44,278 --> 01:31:47,339 You've come too far, did too many things with your life... 1503 01:31:47,414 --> 01:31:50,509 - ...to let him pull you back. - I ain't having this conversation. 1504 01:31:50,584 --> 01:31:52,576 Just drop me off at 79th. 1505 01:31:52,820 --> 01:31:54,652 You know what? Look. 1506 01:31:55,556 --> 01:31:57,218 Here. Is that what you want? 1507 01:31:57,291 --> 01:31:59,157 That's what I'm talking 'bout. 1508 01:31:59,226 --> 01:32:01,752 Yeah, it came out your.... It dropped out your locker. 1509 01:32:01,829 --> 01:32:04,230 There you go, man. Go and throw your life away. 1510 01:32:04,298 --> 01:32:08,133 And throw away the bail money, all the money I put up for you. 1511 01:32:10,904 --> 01:32:13,965 You know what, Cal? Just pull over. 1512 01:32:14,374 --> 01:32:15,467 Pull over? 1513 01:32:15,542 --> 01:32:17,977 - Yeah. - Okay. I'm gonna pull over. 1514 01:32:36,263 --> 01:32:37,788 Now you're using your head. 1515 01:32:37,865 --> 01:32:39,834 Yeah, whatever, man. Where we going? 1516 01:32:39,900 --> 01:32:42,199 We going to see Lester Wallace. 1517 01:32:43,303 --> 01:32:45,238 I'm gonna get my barbershop back. 1518 01:32:45,305 --> 01:32:49,538 You wait till I throw out my gun, and tell me we going to see Lester? 1519 01:32:50,210 --> 01:32:52,076 Man, we ain't even supposed to be in here. 1520 01:32:52,146 --> 01:32:55,173 - I told you I used to work here, player. - That's "used to," J.D. 1521 01:32:55,249 --> 01:32:57,377 That means I still know what the hell I'm doing. 1522 01:32:57,451 --> 01:32:59,818 All right? Let me look at this. 1523 01:33:03,924 --> 01:33:05,654 Now, that's a fire! 1524 01:33:05,859 --> 01:33:07,350 - Hell. - Give me that, let me! 1525 01:33:07,427 --> 01:33:10,920 Come on, I got it, dog. It just went out. I can start it again. 1526 01:33:10,998 --> 01:33:13,866 These used to be my tools, dog. This used to be my station. 1527 01:33:13,934 --> 01:33:17,871 - You can't even click it right. - Clap your hands and stomp your feet. 1528 01:33:17,938 --> 01:33:19,566 Clap them. Stomp them! 1529 01:33:20,340 --> 01:33:21,569 Look at that! 1530 01:33:22,376 --> 01:33:23,605 Give it to me. Let me. 1531 01:33:23,677 --> 01:33:26,272 Come on! Billy! Give it to me! Billy, get. 1532 01:33:27,447 --> 01:33:28,881 What's your problem? 1533 01:33:28,949 --> 01:33:31,043 Why you always gotta push somebody, man? 1534 01:33:31,118 --> 01:33:32,950 - I'm sick of this! - You want some of this? 1535 01:33:34,054 --> 01:33:36,023 I don't see Lester's car. 1536 01:33:36,089 --> 01:33:37,489 Hold tight. 1537 01:33:37,558 --> 01:33:40,187 That look like my grandmama truck right there. 1538 01:33:51,405 --> 01:33:54,569 Wait a minute. Don't open the door. Is it hers? 1539 01:33:56,777 --> 01:33:58,405 Hey, yo, Rick, hold up! 1540 01:33:58,745 --> 01:34:00,441 Gotta call some backup for us. 1541 01:34:00,514 --> 01:34:01,504 Yeah. 1542 01:34:03,884 --> 01:34:04,874 J.D.! 1543 01:34:05,652 --> 01:34:07,348 No, hey, Rick! No, man! 1544 01:34:07,421 --> 01:34:09,049 Hey! Get back! 1545 01:34:10,757 --> 01:34:12,350 Pretty Ricky! What's up baby? 1546 01:34:12,426 --> 01:34:15,521 How you like your chicken, Ricky? Original, or extra crispy? 1547 01:34:15,596 --> 01:34:16,791 Bitch! 1548 01:34:20,300 --> 01:34:21,962 What are you doing in my shop? 1549 01:34:22,035 --> 01:34:24,869 - What's going on up in here? - I'm on your team! 1550 01:34:24,938 --> 01:34:27,999 What's going on? What are you doing in my shop? 1551 01:34:28,542 --> 01:34:30,534 I don't know what they doing here. 1552 01:34:30,611 --> 01:34:34,013 But you know what I'm here for. I want my shop back. 1553 01:34:34,514 --> 01:34:36,142 You got my money? 1554 01:34:37,217 --> 01:34:38,549 - No. - What? 1555 01:34:38,652 --> 01:34:41,850 I had to use it help my man Ricky get out of jail. 1556 01:34:42,456 --> 01:34:45,824 But I promise you that I'll get you all your money back. 1557 01:34:45,926 --> 01:34:48,054 Wait, let me get this right. 1558 01:34:48,328 --> 01:34:52,197 You come in here demanding to get back a barbershop that you don't have anymore. 1559 01:34:52,266 --> 01:34:54,030 You don't have $40,000 to buy it back... 1560 01:34:54,101 --> 01:34:57,799 ...and you don't even have the $20,000 I gave you this morning? 1561 01:34:57,871 --> 01:34:59,203 Monk, this man is crazy. 1562 01:34:59,273 --> 01:35:00,571 Must be crazy, Mr. Wallace. 1563 01:35:00,641 --> 01:35:04,373 I told you, I'll get you your money back, but only $20,000. 1564 01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:07,710 If you got a problem with that... 1565 01:35:07,781 --> 01:35:11,183 ...I think Chicago PD might have a problem with this ATM machine... 1566 01:35:11,251 --> 01:35:15,120 ...sitting in the middle of your floor, 'cause they been lookin' for it all day. 1567 01:35:15,188 --> 01:35:16,952 What the hell is this? 1568 01:35:17,024 --> 01:35:20,517 Hold tight, Lester, you got bigger problems than that, dog. 1569 01:35:20,594 --> 01:35:23,086 Like them stolen car parts over there. 1570 01:35:23,163 --> 01:35:26,361 Somebody might mistake this place for a chop shop. 1571 01:35:28,035 --> 01:35:29,025 Monk! 1572 01:35:29,136 --> 01:35:30,832 Courage? What you going do? 1573 01:35:34,374 --> 01:35:36,400 You gonna have to use that on me, big boy. 1574 01:35:36,476 --> 01:35:38,911 It's like I said, I ain't going nowhere. 1575 01:35:38,979 --> 01:35:40,880 I got too much to lose. 1576 01:35:41,415 --> 01:35:44,579 Can't leave here without it. Simple and plain. 1577 01:35:45,385 --> 01:35:47,752 It's been in my family too long. 1578 01:35:48,755 --> 01:35:50,223 Forty years. 1579 01:35:51,325 --> 01:35:55,194 I can't just let you take it and turn it into some strip club. 1580 01:35:57,798 --> 01:35:59,460 What you wanna do? 1581 01:36:04,738 --> 01:36:07,230 Put your hands up! Put them up! 1582 01:36:07,541 --> 01:36:09,339 Calvin? Are you all right? 1583 01:36:12,813 --> 01:36:14,111 Am I all right? 1584 01:36:15,248 --> 01:36:16,238 Yeah. 1585 01:36:21,321 --> 01:36:23,119 - I'm all right. - You sure? 1586 01:36:23,190 --> 01:36:24,488 I'm good. 1587 01:36:24,558 --> 01:36:27,027 There go the thugs you want over there. 1588 01:36:27,094 --> 01:36:29,723 - Simmons, Fred. - These dudes are fine. 1589 01:36:31,798 --> 01:36:33,926 Come on man. We found that! 1590 01:36:35,268 --> 01:36:36,634 My dog. 1591 01:36:36,703 --> 01:36:40,162 - Don't you ever do that shit again man. - Are you crazy? 1592 01:36:42,709 --> 01:36:44,200 How did we get out of that? 1593 01:36:44,277 --> 01:36:47,213 He wasn't going shoot nobody. He had on leather pants. 1594 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:49,272 - Yo, peep this out. - Yo, what's up? 1595 01:36:49,349 --> 01:36:52,649 You get a reward if you turn this in. Did you know that? 1596 01:36:52,719 --> 01:36:54,620 Yo! Detective Williams. 1597 01:36:54,688 --> 01:36:56,657 Remember who found this! 1598 01:37:01,728 --> 01:37:04,027 Ain't gonna be around here that long. 1599 01:37:04,097 --> 01:37:07,499 A couple more years, I'm gonna retire, and I'm gonna move to Arizona. 1600 01:37:07,567 --> 01:37:08,762 It's nice down there. 1601 01:37:08,835 --> 01:37:10,861 Black folks ought to boycott Arizona... 1602 01:37:10,937 --> 01:37:13,270 ...'cause they didn't recognize King's birthday. 1603 01:37:13,340 --> 01:37:15,434 Hold up, now, Fred. 1604 01:37:15,509 --> 01:37:18,570 Fred, do not get this fool started on Martin Luther King! 1605 01:37:18,645 --> 01:37:20,136 No, Calvin, let me tell it. 1606 01:37:20,213 --> 01:37:22,580 Now, Martin Luther King was a hoe! 1607 01:37:22,849 --> 01:37:24,579 No, he was a freak. Yeah. 1608 01:37:24,751 --> 01:37:26,743 He freaking everything and everybody! 1609 01:37:26,820 --> 01:37:31,019 So come King's birthday, I want everybody to take the day off and get your freak on. 1610 01:37:31,091 --> 01:37:33,390 Watch your mouth, Eddie! 1611 01:37:33,460 --> 01:37:36,760 Look, there are little kids over there. Let me see them report cards. 1612 01:37:36,830 --> 01:37:39,299 Calvin, you got that candy? I want a Now and Later! 1613 01:37:39,366 --> 01:37:40,994 No, let me see. Here you go. 1614 01:37:41,068 --> 01:37:44,800 That's you. And that's for you. Okay? Watch out. 1615 01:38:05,492 --> 01:38:06,482 Hey! 1616 01:38:07,060 --> 01:38:09,552 - Look what I've got. - Excuse me! 1617 01:38:10,497 --> 01:38:13,729 - What? - Who drank my goddamn apple juice? 1618 01:38:15,068 --> 01:38:19,028 Don't "oh" me! Jimmy, I knew it was you! That's why I spit in it. 119555