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This guy on the radio went
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prattling on about
some second-hand
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Freudian shit about how
adultery is the last
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rebellious act left
to people in these
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structured modern times.
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You've got to get up, get out
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and do something, man.
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Yeah, I told him
I get these migraines.
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Man, it's like a
phone in my head that
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keeps ringing. You know?
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Just ringing.
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It's stress.
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Ringing, ringing.
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It builds up, man.
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And nobody even answers.
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Did you feel an
earthquake last night?
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Nah.
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Nada.
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No I ain't feel nothing.
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Well, the TV
said there was a 4.4,
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and it hit at exactly 4:04 a.m.
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That's creepy.
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How did you not
feel anything though?
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I don't know.
How did you feel it?
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Man, your bed shakes.
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Nigger, my bed
shakes every night.
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Get the fuck out of here man.
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Gangster!
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Man, what you know
about that man?
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Man I'm hitting switches on
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bitches like I was
fixed with hydraulics
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up and down like
a roller coaster.
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Oh Tupac, huh?
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You old hologram man singing.
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Oh man, shit.
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Now tell me again about
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these little sex toys
you designed, man.
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I didn't design
no sex toys, man.
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Oh come on, man.
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You know the toys,
the little dildo shit.
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No, no, no, no.
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I said there was
interest from a sex toy
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manufacturer in an
ad that I designed.
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It was just an ad, that's all,
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but it could have been
for anything really.
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Oh, what'd you call it?
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Space Invader.
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Yeah, new sci-fi movie.
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Hey little cute ass Shelby girl
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looking over here, man.
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I'm going to take 10.
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Man this nigger a bitch.
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey.
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How's it going?
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Is that Douglas?
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So, what's the deal?
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Nothing I
just wanted to see you.
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Well, I'll be home in a
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couple of hours.
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Baby -
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What?
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How much?
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Enough, all right?
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Baby -
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Yes, baby?
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Could you imagine your
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life without me?
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That's a loaded question.
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Baby -
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Yes sweetie?
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I'm pregnant.
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Fuck.
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You have insurance?
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What?
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Maybe I should get you
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a hotel room.
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Why?
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You know to thin the blood,
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champagne and hot tub.
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It's a poor woman's miscarriage.
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Look, it's just not
the right time. Okay?
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Look at me.
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Look at me.
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I love you. Okay?
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Okay?
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The important thing is
that when it happens,
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however it happens, it's
got to be the right time.
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You've got to be ready.
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I mean things have
to fall into place.
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I mean come on, we
had an understsanding
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about this.
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I know.
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We cool?
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Yeah, we're cool.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Fuck, I've got to run back.
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So I'll see you tonight?
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The postwar
generation found solace
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in the austere arms
of existentialism.
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It is the choice that
gives value to the act.
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Seemed to be a grand
idea at the time.
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For as Dostoevsky brilliantly
put it,.
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Now Jean-Paul Sartre
on the other hand,
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declared that a person
cannot define himself
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by disappointed dreams,
miscarried hopes
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or vain expectations.
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So when this
disillusioned commie who
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saw human nature in
all its shades of gray
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was asked, "Who is
the hero of our time?"
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His answer was simple, "It
is the man on the run."
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Sweetie.
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Hm?
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You awake?
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Baby -
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What?
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I want it.
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How bad do you want it?
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I want... it.
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Ah, no Sierrah come on.
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We've already been through this.
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Why not? Why
not give it a try?
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Why not go through with it?
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Go through with it?
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Yeah.
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You say it
like it's a good thing.
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I mean come on Varnie.
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It's not like you're
getting any younger.
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I think it's time to start -
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Time for what?
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Time for me to give up on myself
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and bury my fucking dreams?
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No.
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I'm just saying.
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No, that's what
you're saying though.
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It's like, "This guy ain't
getting anywhere with his shit.
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He needs to strap up,
put on a tie and get
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a real job." Right?
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That's bullshit, Varnie.
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I've always supported you.
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Don't make this about -
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I'm not on your clock.
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I understand that.
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I'm not on
your fucking timeline.
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I know you're not -
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Do you understand me?
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My timeline.
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Do you understand me?
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Varnie! Come on!
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What if
it's a C-section?
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You're the one who's
going to have to wear
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a fucking tie for
the rest of your life
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every time you go to the beach.
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Well, it's my body and I'll
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do what I want to do with it.
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Yeah, well tell the doctor not
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to put an extra stitch
for daddy because
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this motherfucker is out.
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Wait.
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Wait, you're leaving?
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You about to fucking go?
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Niggers ain't shit.
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Varnie.
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Varnie!
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What Sierrah?
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What do you want from me?
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I just want to talk about it.
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What? To let
you bury me alive
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because you're fucking bored?
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I'm not bored.
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Well you think
this fucking baby
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is going to fix anything?
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I don't need
a baby to fix anything.
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What? Do you think
it's going to give you
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some sort of meaning?
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It will give us a meaning.
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There is no fucking us.
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Get that stupid fucking
idea out of your head.
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Oh God, I just want us
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to have it.
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I'm having it.
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You stupid bitch.
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I'm having it.
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You stupid bitch.
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I'm having it.
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You stupid fucking bitch.
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I'm having it!
You stupid fucking bitch!
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I'm having it!
You stupid fucking bitch!
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You're like a string-a-long,
like a fucking
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shitty-ass job.
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It's your life Varnie.
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I can't tell you what to do.
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It's your decision, just
know that your child
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will be out there rolling
just like one of your
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product-less brands.
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You can come by anytime you want
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or if you want I
can give you a call.
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Fuck you!
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Good morning.
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Are you with the rugby team?
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What?
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Are you one of the players?
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Uh, no. I
don't play rugby.
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Why not?
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I work at the post office.
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Are you delivering?
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Yes, I do but in Salzburg.
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What?
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That's in Austria.
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So, what are you doing here?
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I'm here for Blonde Priest.
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What?
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Blonde Priest.
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Blonde Priest?
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Yes.
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Are you like religious?
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I love them all.
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So you have a delivery
for a blonde priest?
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No, I'm here for their concert.
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You're here for
Blonde Priest concert?
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Yes.
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Is that like a rock band?
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Jawohl! F nf.
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What?
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Actually they're kind of folky,
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Americana, Dylan-ish.
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They were originally
called Sweat Breads,
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but they changed it.
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They played two days ago.
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Yes, I'm aware
of this, but you see
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my flight was
cancelled or suspended
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actually because of
another volcano in Iceland.
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I'm sure it's been all
over the news here.
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You see all flights
were grounded because
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of the smoke.
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On top of that I had to
get a connection Chicago
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and that plane got
hit by a truck right
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before take off.
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Your plane got hit by a truck?
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Yes. A loading
truck with luggage.
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Like what the fuck?
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One of the teamsters.
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He was -
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We all had to evacuate,
but anyways I was
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hoping to replace these
tickets for the ones of
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their next gig because
you know I missed
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this one due to a
natural disaster,
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and it states here
that I'm eligible
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for an exchange or a refund,
but I don't want a refund.
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You see, there's a
paragraph which states this.
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So here and the original
plane ticket here.
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I'm going to call my manager
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and see what he can do.
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He's a tough-ass puto.
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, there's this
girl here who missed
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the concert that was
here like two days ago
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00:15:25,324 --> 00:15:29,260
and she missed it because
like of the ice melting
259
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:32,263
or some shit like the
ozone layers so now she
260
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,533
wants us to buy her a
ticket to like Australia.
261
00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:38,369
Okay.
262
00:15:39,738 --> 00:15:41,005
He'll be right here.
263
00:15:41,407 --> 00:15:42,740
Thank you.
264
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,949
You see Terry,
in the poem Au Lecteur
265
00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:53,151
that prefaces Le Fleurs
du Mal, Baudelaire
266
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,920
accuses his readers of
hypocrisy and of being
267
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:59,057
as guilty of sins and
lies as the poet himself.
268
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And I quote, "If rape or
arson, poison or the knife
269
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:04,896
has woven a pleasing
patterns in the stuff
270
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:07,532
of the canvas we accept as life
271
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:10,127
it is because we are
not bold enough."
272
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,138
You're back?
273
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:15,820
Just to pick up some shit.
274
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:18,076
You look tired.
275
00:16:18,377 --> 00:16:19,698
You look like a bus driver.
276
00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,981
I've been stress eating a lot.
277
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:24,649
Right.
278
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,583
I get the wrong
e-mail and I kill
279
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,884
a jar of Nutella.
280
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,891
I started up a
Twitter for that thing.
281
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,961
I know. I've
got over 200 followers.
282
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,263
Most of them porn stars.
283
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:44,702
Your shit is in the garage
and your room is rented.
284
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:57,615
He was like,
"You got a nice accent
285
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,537
you can get away
with a lot of shit."
286
00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,420
Because you know you
can be at the club
287
00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:05,023
saying some foul stuff
to a woman and if
288
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:07,992
you're saying it to her
in a nice posh English
289
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,595
accent she'll still
think you're sexy.
290
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,231
Dad, I'm going to LA.
291
00:17:16,568 --> 00:17:17,935
Moving actually.
292
00:17:21,340 --> 00:17:22,507
I'll be staying with Cliff.
293
00:17:26,578 --> 00:17:27,945
But what ain't
sexy is that Indian
294
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,614
sounding shit.
295
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,749
He was like, "No
woman wants some
296
00:17:31,751 --> 00:17:35,586
guy on top of her going
oh I'm giving it to you.
297
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:38,189
Say my name, say Punjab."
298
00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,096
Hey yo what's up nigger?
299
00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:53,438
What you got nigger?
300
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,706
Hey yo! Hey
yo! MC Shit right here
301
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,941
check my shit out.
302
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:58,242
It's the hottest shit
on the streets for real.
303
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,410
What else you got nigger?
304
00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:00,678
Yo Cool Cat Clay.
305
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:01,312
Hey yo I'm
telling you shit's just
306
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,547
10 bucks.
307
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:03,481
I'm telling you it's the
hottest shit out here.
308
00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:04,782
For real. You need that MC Shit.
309
00:18:04,784 --> 00:18:05,883
Yo my lady, peep that out.
310
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:06,851
Cool Cat Clay.
311
00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:08,086
Yo that's the wrong -
312
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,487
What else you got nigger?
313
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,488
That's the wrong
shit I'm telling you.
314
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:11,022
This the hottest
shit right here.
315
00:18:11,024 --> 00:18:12,256
MC Shit.
316
00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,524
What else you got nigger?
317
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,992
You need this in your life.
318
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:16,461
First name
band, club name laser.
319
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,396
Yeah, it's just
like that guy on the streets
320
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,564
will tell us, man.
321
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,965
There's only two
ways out of the rain,
322
00:18:20,967 --> 00:18:23,801
one shoulders or on a
stretcher, but right now -
323
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,169
Fuck! I've got to go cop.
324
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,873
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm here man.
325
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,143
If don't
report every five minutes
326
00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:34,445
to a dispatcher police
patrol will come
327
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,013
and check on -
328
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,716
Look, I was
just on the phone man.
329
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,238
It must have just
expired a second ago.
330
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:43,521
It starts
blinking two minutes after it -
331
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,623
So what? Is that it?
332
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:48,626
- I
- Already have your -
333
00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:53,898
Man, fuck you then.
334
00:19:19,591 --> 00:19:20,658
Fuck out the way!
335
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:26,864
Fuck!
336
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:37,875
Everything all right?
337
00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:38,876
Sir, I'm going to have to ask
338
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:40,511
you to step aside and -
339
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,879
Nobody talking
to your bitch ass, man.
340
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,147
I'm making sure she's all right.
341
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:43,948
I'm going
to ask you one more -
342
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:44,615
No, no, no, no.
343
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,283
There's no need.
344
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,083
It was my fault.
345
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,385
You see I'm daltonic.
346
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,953
I'm color blind.
347
00:19:52,891 --> 00:19:54,025
I've developed a fear of
348
00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:56,427
a completed sentence
ever since -
349
00:20:00,732 --> 00:20:04,635
Yeah, I was
confused with the -
350
00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:12,343
I was wondering how to
get to the train station.
351
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,544
I can take you there.
352
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:15,213
I'm heading that way, so -
353
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:18,282
Great! Great
yeah that's super.
354
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:19,984
You know
you might be better off
355
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:23,254
if a police officer gave
you a ride ever since
356
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:24,789
you can't see -
357
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:27,091
We're cool. Thank you.
358
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:29,393
I win.
359
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:30,728
Thank you, really.
360
00:20:32,831 --> 00:20:33,798
Bye.
361
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:51,882
Is he following me?
362
00:20:53,785 --> 00:20:55,720
You know I did feel the tension
363
00:20:55,722 --> 00:20:57,121
between the two of you.
364
00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,589
Tension?
365
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:00,524
He thought I was a thug.
366
00:21:01,193 --> 00:21:03,261
They are probably
trained to think that way.
367
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:04,762
He voted McCain and supports
368
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:06,330
that Florida pastor that wants
369
00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:07,332
to burn the Koran.
370
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,938
It's nice, Oakland.
371
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:16,954
Are you fucking kidding me?
372
00:21:17,142 --> 00:21:21,445
No. It's urban
decay and piercing
373
00:21:21,447 --> 00:21:24,282
smell of urine, give
it so much character.
374
00:21:24,650 --> 00:21:26,284
Yeah well in
English we say hood.
375
00:21:26,618 --> 00:21:27,585
Hood.
376
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,654
No, no, no. Hood.
377
00:21:30,222 --> 00:21:34,525
Hood. Hood. Hood.
378
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:35,526
No forget it. Forget it.
379
00:21:36,662 --> 00:21:38,229
So where you from?
380
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:40,831
I'm from Berlin,
Germany, but I live
381
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,832
in Austria.
382
00:21:42,167 --> 00:21:43,334
Austria?
383
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,770
Yes, near
Salzburg, a little town
384
00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:47,872
called famous for making
385
00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:49,106
Mozartkugel.
386
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:50,508
Huh?
387
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,543
Mozart balls.
388
00:21:53,545 --> 00:21:54,812
You want to try one?
389
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,113
What are you talking about?
390
00:21:56,115 --> 00:22:00,418
It's a ball of
green pistachio marzipan
391
00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:03,220
covered in a layer
of nougat and dunked
392
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,123
in chocolate, made by
hand and because Salzburg
393
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,526
was Mozart's birth
town we put his
394
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:13,064
face on everything, even pills
for restless leg syndrome.
395
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:14,598
What?
396
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,766
Mozartkugel.
397
00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,208
No, it's okay.
398
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:25,443
Go on, try one. It's good.
399
00:22:44,463 --> 00:22:49,233
Hm. That's
some good shit.
400
00:22:49,235 --> 00:22:50,634
Yeah. It's good, huh?
401
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:52,303
Yeah, das is good shit.
402
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:53,337
Yeah!
403
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,442
You know? Movies?
404
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:01,565
So what are
you doing here anyway?
405
00:23:01,613 --> 00:23:03,247
Well, I was
supposed to be here two
406
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:08,953
days ago to attend a
Blonde Priest concert,
407
00:23:09,554 --> 00:23:12,423
but I was stuck in Austria
because of the volcano.
408
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:17,161
No flights were allowed so
now I exchange the tickets.
409
00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,764
I have two tickets and
I have to make it to
410
00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:21,565
San Bernadino by tomorrow night.
411
00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,867
That's when they perform.
412
00:23:22,869 --> 00:23:25,102
So now I'm trying to
figure out how to get
413
00:23:25,104 --> 00:23:26,504
there to see them play.
414
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:27,738
Do you know Blonde Priest?
415
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,006
Nope.
416
00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:30,569
I've never heard
them perform live.
417
00:23:31,209 --> 00:23:32,810
But you don't know
how many times
418
00:23:32,812 --> 00:23:34,111
I've played it out in my head.
419
00:23:34,479 --> 00:23:35,413
Oh yeah?
420
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,647
It's going to be super.
421
00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:38,549
Well I can drop you off in LA.
422
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,817
I mean I'm heading that way.
423
00:23:39,951 --> 00:23:41,919
Yeah? would you?
424
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:43,354
Yeah, sure.
425
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:44,588
Thank you.
426
00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:45,222
From there you can probably
427
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,056
catch a bus.
428
00:23:46,058 --> 00:23:47,224
Yes or a train.
429
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,459
As long as you don't mind
430
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:49,393
sitting next to a guy
with an aluminum walker.
431
00:23:49,395 --> 00:23:50,728
Thank you. Really.
432
00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,862
No, it's fine.
433
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:52,930
I just want to piss
off this cop and
434
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:54,298
his little asshole vehicle.
435
00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:55,599
Thank you.
436
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:57,268
Stop saying
thank you. Please.
437
00:23:58,937 --> 00:24:01,038
Gratitude is a milder
form of revenge.
438
00:25:20,185 --> 00:25:21,852
Say what's your name?
439
00:25:24,823 --> 00:25:25,856
Yo!
440
00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:29,693
I'm sorry.
441
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,694
What's your name?
442
00:25:31,062 --> 00:25:33,564
Oh, Nena. Like the band.
443
00:25:34,833 --> 00:25:35,699
What band?
444
00:25:36,034 --> 00:25:37,234
Nena, you know?
445
00:25:38,103 --> 00:25:39,303
The first German new wave.
446
00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:42,172
99 Luftballons
447
00:25:42,174 --> 00:25:44,308
Auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont
448
00:25:44,310 --> 00:25:46,110
Hielt man fr Ufos aus dem All
449
00:25:46,112 --> 00:25:48,279
Darum schickte ein General
450
00:25:48,413 --> 00:25:49,480
'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher -
451
00:25:49,482 --> 00:25:50,548
Okay. Calm down.
452
00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,418
What's your name?
453
00:25:55,287 --> 00:25:56,220
Varnie.
454
00:25:56,521 --> 00:25:57,488
Varnie?
455
00:25:57,789 --> 00:25:58,722
With a V.
456
00:26:00,492 --> 00:26:01,725
How cool.
457
00:26:02,627 --> 00:26:04,428
You know if I guessed
by your name I'd
458
00:26:04,430 --> 00:26:06,263
say you are the coolest guy.
459
00:26:06,831 --> 00:26:07,731
If I guessed by your name I'd
460
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,099
say you were big and dyke.
461
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,004
The first impression
goes a long way.
462
00:26:14,239 --> 00:26:15,172
The first thing I told you was
463
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:16,173
to fuck off.
464
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:17,708
Yeah, this is true but the
465
00:26:17,710 --> 00:26:21,345
way in which you
unloaded your frustration
466
00:26:21,347 --> 00:26:23,213
was very respectable.
467
00:26:23,949 --> 00:26:25,583
You looked me
straight in the eyes
468
00:26:25,585 --> 00:26:26,917
and it's off your chest.
469
00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:28,652
Very few people can do that.
470
00:26:29,421 --> 00:26:30,988
The rest of them internalize
471
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,157
and grow a canker sore.
472
00:26:33,858 --> 00:26:35,025
Interesting perspective.
473
00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:36,694
Yeah. That's
what I'm saying.
474
00:26:36,962 --> 00:26:38,696
The perspective, you know?
475
00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:41,799
Most people are unable
to shift the perspective
476
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,568
and that ability to
shift the perspective is
477
00:26:44,570 --> 00:26:46,604
the true power, you know?
478
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:50,975
We see someone who's
dying of cancer
479
00:26:51,409 --> 00:26:55,613
and it's tragic and
sad, but we never step
480
00:26:55,615 --> 00:26:58,248
back to celebrate the
triumph of the cancer
481
00:26:58,250 --> 00:26:59,817
or at least give it credit.
482
00:26:59,819 --> 00:27:02,219
I mean you know the
little fucker resisted
483
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:04,455
all the treatments
and survived the chemo
484
00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:06,223
and it won't want
to back down and let
485
00:27:06,225 --> 00:27:07,858
anything get in the
way of its mission.
486
00:27:07,860 --> 00:27:09,026
You know?
487
00:27:09,028 --> 00:27:10,948
It fucking did what
it set out to do.
488
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,864
And that has its place.
489
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:17,835
I've got to download.
490
00:27:18,169 --> 00:27:19,169
What?
491
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,704
I've got to take a shit.
492
00:27:21,940 --> 00:27:23,173
Download?
493
00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,343
Yeah, it's
those balls you gave me.
494
00:27:26,544 --> 00:27:27,611
Ah Mozartkugel.
495
00:27:28,246 --> 00:27:29,546
Yeah.
496
00:27:30,281 --> 00:27:31,982
You've got to
download some Mozart.
497
00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,352
Just stop talking.
498
00:27:37,122 --> 00:27:38,689
Drop some cards.
499
00:28:07,919 --> 00:28:09,053
Do you feel better?
500
00:28:09,055 --> 00:28:10,287
We'll see.
501
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,122
I got you a
large Pepto-Bismol,
502
00:28:12,124 --> 00:28:14,058
three diet 7-ups a
dark chocolate brownie
503
00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:15,325
and a chicken noodle soup.
504
00:28:16,961 --> 00:28:18,395
Noted and appreciated.
505
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:19,630
And also I want to buy you
506
00:28:19,632 --> 00:28:20,864
a pair of flip-flops.
507
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:22,266
Why?
508
00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,467
Well I figured you're moving
509
00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:25,936
to Los Angeles and
it is very convenient
510
00:28:25,938 --> 00:28:28,405
on your foot. It's good
so which one you like?
511
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:29,807
What's your size?
512
00:28:29,941 --> 00:28:31,075
Um, I don't know.
513
00:28:31,077 --> 00:28:32,918
It depends you
know. On the shoe.
514
00:28:33,311 --> 00:28:34,278
Let me see.
515
00:28:37,582 --> 00:28:38,782
That's good.
516
00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:40,284
You don't want to try them on?
517
00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:41,051
No, no, no it's all right.
518
00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:41,985
I can tell.
519
00:28:41,987 --> 00:28:43,287
Just try it on.
520
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:44,610
I don't want to try them on.
521
00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:45,923
You don't want to try them on?
522
00:28:45,925 --> 00:28:46,890
Don't ask me the question I
523
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,158
just answered.
524
00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:49,860
You will be safer
if you try them on.
525
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,029
I mean just to make
sure because this
526
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:53,964
is unlikely the place
you would return to
527
00:28:53,966 --> 00:28:55,399
for an exchange in
case you find out
528
00:28:55,401 --> 00:28:56,333
they don't fit.
529
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:57,601
Forget it.
530
00:28:59,204 --> 00:29:00,537
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
531
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:02,659
No problem. Just tell
me which one you like.
532
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:04,508
I don't give a fuck as long as
533
00:29:04,510 --> 00:29:05,709
they're not pink.
534
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:07,611
Okay. Which ones are pink?
535
00:29:09,647 --> 00:29:10,781
Are you kidding me?
536
00:29:10,783 --> 00:29:12,149
What?
537
00:29:12,151 --> 00:29:14,051
I thought that
was an act back there
538
00:29:14,053 --> 00:29:14,885
with the cop.
539
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:15,819
An act?
540
00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:16,620
The cop.
541
00:29:16,622 --> 00:29:17,955
No. No.
542
00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,958
I was telling the truth.
I'm really Daltonic.
543
00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,094
Get the fuck out of here.
544
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:31,168
Damn.
545
00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,836
I can't even get
a driver's license.
546
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:36,219
What color are your shoes?
547
00:29:37,976 --> 00:29:38,942
Gray.
548
00:29:40,311 --> 00:29:41,912
Gray like everything else.
549
00:29:41,914 --> 00:29:43,147
You hungry?
550
00:29:43,149 --> 00:29:44,581
I could eat a stuffed camel.
551
00:29:45,150 --> 00:29:46,283
What?
552
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,217
That's officially
the biggest meat
553
00:29:47,219 --> 00:29:48,218
in the world.
554
00:29:48,353 --> 00:29:49,253
I didn't say let's get
555
00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:50,187
genocidal on our stomachs.
556
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:50,821
I just figured we should go get
557
00:29:50,823 --> 00:29:51,822
some grub.
558
00:29:52,257 --> 00:29:53,590
It's stuffed with goats
559
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:54,792
and beef.
560
00:29:59,230 --> 00:30:01,598
You know, I thought
about it a lot.
561
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:06,203
And you know maybe this
is the way the world
562
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,471
was meant to be seen.
563
00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:11,542
I mean like me, I
mean the way I see it.
564
00:30:11,910 --> 00:30:13,177
That's hardly the case.
565
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:15,645
I mean you know most
people see colors.
566
00:30:20,351 --> 00:30:22,431
You're kind of like a
glitch in the system.
567
00:30:22,954 --> 00:30:25,889
Like young republicans
or underhung black guys.
568
00:30:29,961 --> 00:30:32,329
So, what else do
you do to distract
569
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,371
yourself when you're
not at the post office?
570
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:35,866
I play bass.
571
00:30:36,568 --> 00:30:37,501
How's that going?
572
00:30:37,503 --> 00:30:38,569
Oh, very fine.
573
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:39,937
I'm in a band.
574
00:30:40,438 --> 00:30:41,338
Got a name?
575
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,272
Sisyphus.
576
00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,408
Sisyphus?
577
00:30:44,410 --> 00:30:46,743
Yeah, we make Sisyphus rock.
578
00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:48,979
Sisyphus?
579
00:30:48,981 --> 00:30:51,248
Sisyphus, you
know the guy who was
580
00:30:51,250 --> 00:30:54,418
condemned by the gods
to forever roll a
581
00:30:54,420 --> 00:30:57,621
rock to the top of the
mountain where the rock
582
00:30:57,623 --> 00:30:59,523
would then fall back
of its own weight and
583
00:30:59,525 --> 00:31:00,858
roll back down.
584
00:31:01,492 --> 00:31:04,194
I guess they thought
there's no more dreadful
585
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:07,464
punishment than futile
and hopeless labor.
586
00:31:08,366 --> 00:31:09,199
Sisyphus.
587
00:31:09,367 --> 00:31:10,834
I named it.
588
00:31:10,836 --> 00:31:12,636
After a futile
laborer of the underworld.
589
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:18,575
Camus said that,
"One always finds one's
590
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:21,712
burden again," and that
the struggle itself
591
00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:25,515
towards the heights is
enough to fill a man's heart.
592
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:27,851
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
593
00:31:27,853 --> 00:31:29,174
I'm sure he's having a ball.
594
00:31:30,555 --> 00:31:32,689
So where do you guys play?
595
00:31:33,925 --> 00:31:35,125
On the weekends we play at
596
00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,159
and.
597
00:31:36,761 --> 00:31:37,895
Is that a club?
598
00:31:38,229 --> 00:31:40,697
An intersection, very busy.
599
00:31:50,241 --> 00:31:52,109
We recorded a couple of demos.
600
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:54,311
It's not the best
quality, but all
601
00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,746
of our friends seem to like it.
602
00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,815
Yeah, but that's
like deaf and dumb
603
00:31:58,817 --> 00:32:00,851
parents applauding
their retarded kids.
604
00:32:00,985 --> 00:32:01,786
You know?
605
00:32:02,787 --> 00:32:04,054
Hm.
606
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,657
Do you want to hear
some Blonde Priest?
607
00:32:09,260 --> 00:32:10,294
Sure, why not.
608
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,839
Is that how you get down?
609
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:36,253
Huh?
610
00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,542
Is that how you dance to it?
611
00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,426
What do you think?
612
00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:15,726
We've got to go.
613
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:17,194
I've got to bounce.
614
00:33:19,063 --> 00:33:20,564
No, no, no,
no. I've got it.
615
00:33:20,865 --> 00:33:22,165
I got it.
616
00:33:32,610 --> 00:33:33,944
All right. So
this is all residential,
617
00:33:33,946 --> 00:33:35,145
which means there's
no traffic lights,
618
00:33:35,147 --> 00:33:37,107
but you've got to
look out for the kids.
619
00:33:40,251 --> 00:33:41,251
Can you drive?
620
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:43,020
Woooo!
621
00:33:43,187 --> 00:33:44,921
Right, right keep it straight.
622
00:33:44,923 --> 00:33:45,689
Keep it straight.
623
00:33:45,691 --> 00:33:47,190
This is super.
624
00:33:47,192 --> 00:33:48,725
Yeah, but you've
got to do it right though.
625
00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:49,826
Hold on a second.
626
00:33:52,897 --> 00:33:54,064
Like that.
627
00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:55,346
Now take this hand
off the wheel.
628
00:33:55,566 --> 00:33:56,967
There you go. That's
called dipping.
629
00:33:56,969 --> 00:33:57,934
Dipping?
630
00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,036
Yeah, dipping -
631
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:00,337
Dipping and tripping.
632
00:34:00,339 --> 00:34:01,104
You know what I'm saying?
633
00:34:01,106 --> 00:34:02,039
I'm dipping.
634
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:02,939
Yeah, you're dipping.
635
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:05,409
We've got to bump
some shit though.
636
00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,376
I have some good shit in here
637
00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:10,714
like one of those shits.
638
00:34:11,449 --> 00:34:12,249
Okay.
639
00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,059
No, no, no that's not working.
640
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,732
Let's try some of this.
641
00:34:33,072 --> 00:34:34,905
There you go. Now
you're gangster.
642
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,973
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
643
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,444
Yeah, okay don't do that.
644
00:34:40,446 --> 00:34:41,545
That's not gangster.
645
00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:43,180
True that. True that.
646
00:34:43,182 --> 00:34:44,622
Okay don't let go of the wheel.
647
00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,485
Let's trip up
some white people.
648
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,253
Yeah, you do that.
649
00:34:52,290 --> 00:34:53,423
More beat.
650
00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,128
Make it bounce.
651
00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,530
Yeah it's not that kind of car.
652
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:00,497
We need to make this
right. Okay nice and slow.
653
00:35:00,499 --> 00:35:01,531
I got it. I got it.
654
00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:02,899
Just tell me when it's green.
655
00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,968
Go ahead and
make this right turn.
656
00:35:05,670 --> 00:35:06,910
Careful watch out for the car.
657
00:35:08,806 --> 00:35:10,173
Slowly.
658
00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,878
All right keep it
straight. Keep it straight.
659
00:35:15,813 --> 00:35:17,147
You want to make the
next right before
660
00:35:17,149 --> 00:35:18,109
the intersection.
661
00:35:20,651 --> 00:35:21,885
Fuck, there's a bus behind you.
662
00:35:21,887 --> 00:35:23,153
Just pull over. Pull over.
663
00:35:23,287 --> 00:35:24,321
Mexicans!
664
00:35:24,323 --> 00:35:24,955
Pull over.
665
00:35:25,757 --> 00:35:26,523
Pull over! Pull over!
666
00:35:26,525 --> 00:35:27,324
Stop! Stop! Stop!
667
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:28,407
Brakes, brakes, brakes!
668
00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:33,864
What the fuck was that?
669
00:35:34,031 --> 00:35:35,432
I'm sorry.
670
00:35:43,774 --> 00:35:45,575
We missed the bus.
671
00:35:45,943 --> 00:35:46,710
Sorry guys.
672
00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:47,611
I'm so sorry.
673
00:35:47,613 --> 00:35:48,778
He had interview.
674
00:35:49,013 --> 00:35:49,980
When's the next bus?
675
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:50,680
For the job.
676
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:51,481
When?
677
00:35:51,483 --> 00:35:52,616
With the manager.
678
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:53,917
She got excited
seeing Mexicans.
679
00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:55,280
Oh, we are from El Salvador.
680
00:35:56,854 --> 00:35:57,654
Same -
681
00:35:58,656 --> 00:35:59,623
Shit.
682
00:36:00,191 --> 00:36:02,859
Shit, yes. Same, no.
683
00:36:04,028 --> 00:36:05,595
Listen, I'm
sure there's a bus every
684
00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:06,596
15 minutes.
685
00:36:07,131 --> 00:36:08,231
Can we give him a ride?
686
00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,033
Where do you need to be?
687
00:36:10,334 --> 00:36:11,768
The Hotel Sheraton.
688
00:36:12,970 --> 00:36:14,804
The Sheraton? That's
really out of the way,
689
00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:17,474
but I can get you guys there.
690
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:19,809
Can you fit in the back.
691
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,478
Sure, sure amigo.
692
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,679
I can fit my whole family.
693
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,247
My name is Regis.
694
00:36:24,249 --> 00:36:25,582
This is my son Oswaldinho.
695
00:36:25,584 --> 00:36:27,551
He's the best. He's
like me. The best.
696
00:36:27,952 --> 00:36:30,287
Oswaldinho, he was away
for a couple of years.
697
00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:33,156
He was at the university.
698
00:36:33,158 --> 00:36:34,558
What did you study?
699
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,326
Oh, he don't
like to talk too much.
700
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:39,930
He, how you say a deep
thinker, like his madre.
701
00:36:40,364 --> 00:36:41,565
You know kids now a days.
702
00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:44,334
He make some mistakes,
but now he's back
703
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:47,737
and he has a little nina.
704
00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:48,738
Your girlfriend?
705
00:36:48,740 --> 00:36:50,207
Oh, no, no. Es su bebé.
706
00:36:50,341 --> 00:36:52,075
Yeah. I have the picture.
707
00:36:52,677 --> 00:36:55,879
Oh, look at the baby.
708
00:36:56,914 --> 00:36:58,682
Yes, she is very cute
709
00:36:58,684 --> 00:36:59,983
and very quiet too.
710
00:37:00,184 --> 00:37:01,885
Varnie, look at the baby.
711
00:37:02,820 --> 00:37:05,255
Yes, he is going
to have another baby.
712
00:37:05,423 --> 00:37:07,190
His wife gordita.
713
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:08,458
Really?
714
00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,293
Oh yes. She is the best.
715
00:37:10,761 --> 00:37:11,995
Funf.
716
00:37:15,866 --> 00:37:18,335
I'd like three
kids. One of each.
717
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,439
Yes, well you know Oswaldinho,
718
00:37:22,441 --> 00:37:24,307
he had to get a job first.
719
00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:29,246
He can become the
valet or maybe he
720
00:37:29,248 --> 00:37:33,250
can go into the kitchen
and help the chef
721
00:37:33,252 --> 00:37:36,886
with the dishes and
then maybe he can
722
00:37:36,888 --> 00:37:40,323
become the engineer
or maybe even the
723
00:37:40,325 --> 00:37:45,729
chief engineer and
then maybe one day
724
00:37:45,731 --> 00:37:46,930
the manager.
725
00:37:49,867 --> 00:37:51,468
So what do you do Senor Varnie?
726
00:37:52,436 --> 00:37:53,770
I'm a designer.
727
00:37:54,205 --> 00:37:55,238
Really?
728
00:37:55,240 --> 00:37:56,473
Yes.
729
00:37:56,607 --> 00:38:01,111
He is the best. He
make a lot of money.
730
00:38:02,046 --> 00:38:03,179
What about you Regis?
731
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:05,548
Me I am the engineer.
732
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,617
My husband is the engineer.
733
00:38:07,918 --> 00:38:11,488
I start as the
valet and then I get
734
00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:16,326
the tips and then I got
the tools, then the pass
735
00:38:16,328 --> 00:38:18,061
key and everything.
736
00:38:18,063 --> 00:38:19,296
I am the best.
737
00:38:19,597 --> 00:38:21,131
The call to me on the radio.
738
00:38:21,133 --> 00:38:23,767
They say, "Senor
Regis code one."
739
00:38:24,035 --> 00:38:27,103
I call back and I
say, "10-4," like the
740
00:38:27,105 --> 00:38:32,409
general then I go
and I fix the toilet.
741
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:36,413
They used to call
it the code brown,
742
00:38:36,814 --> 00:38:39,382
but then they
decided to change it.
743
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:52,022
What is it that you design?
744
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:53,563
Brands.
745
00:38:53,565 --> 00:38:55,465
Why brands? How
do you go about it?
746
00:38:57,368 --> 00:39:00,337
Well, you know
brands set the tone.
747
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:03,206
I mean if you go to a
museum and see some art
748
00:39:03,208 --> 00:39:04,708
the vast majority of
people are going to
749
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,176
look at the little title card
with the artist's name on it
750
00:39:06,178 --> 00:39:07,979
before they ever pay
attention to the painting
751
00:39:08,112 --> 00:39:09,479
that's in front of it.
752
00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,082
I like expressionists
and the wonderful
753
00:39:12,084 --> 00:39:13,717
ways they apply gray.
754
00:39:14,151 --> 00:39:15,318
That's where I come in.
755
00:39:15,619 --> 00:39:17,120
With an already built up brand,
756
00:39:17,288 --> 00:39:18,822
a productless brand,
a brand you could just
757
00:39:18,824 --> 00:39:20,957
attach your product
to, any product and
758
00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:23,259
like that their friends.
759
00:39:23,261 --> 00:39:24,694
Why?
760
00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:25,895
Because they've got the
following the brand came with
761
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:27,897
because see people have
always heard of it.
762
00:39:28,265 --> 00:39:30,225
They just didn't know
what it stood for.
763
00:39:31,268 --> 00:39:32,802
Anything I might know about?
764
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:35,372
Well if you've ever heard of.
765
00:39:35,673 --> 00:39:37,674
I regret that's not
766
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,175
too familiar.
767
00:39:39,177 --> 00:39:41,010
Well, I sold that
one to a perfum company
768
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:41,978
in the bay area.
769
00:39:42,146 --> 00:39:43,346
Wow.
770
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:44,114
Right? Yeah,
I had the whole
771
00:39:44,116 --> 00:39:45,148
production going on.
772
00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,082
Check this out.
773
00:39:54,058 --> 00:39:55,392
Wow.
774
00:39:56,260 --> 00:39:57,927
And those are
a bunch of web sites,
775
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,129
a bunch of web sites.
776
00:39:59,764 --> 00:40:02,298
Crappyfathersdaygift.com.
777
00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:06,236
I've got a novel,
an idea a preface, a
778
00:40:06,238 --> 00:40:07,404
cover design.
779
00:40:07,938 --> 00:40:09,439
Someone just needs to write it.
780
00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:12,108
That's why I'm moving to
LA to snag some investors.
781
00:40:12,710 --> 00:40:14,077
I've got a fucking movie.
782
00:40:14,311 --> 00:40:16,613
Daniel Craig
starring as Vladimir Putin.
783
00:40:16,847 --> 00:40:18,281
Yeah. The mad Russian.
784
00:40:18,283 --> 00:40:19,449
Wow.
785
00:40:19,683 --> 00:40:20,683
So the whole world can feel
786
00:40:20,685 --> 00:40:21,651
my truth.
787
00:40:22,553 --> 00:40:23,720
Are you on Facebook?
788
00:40:23,722 --> 00:40:24,587
Fuck no.
789
00:40:26,657 --> 00:40:29,192
Ooh. What's this?
790
00:40:29,460 --> 00:40:31,060
Oh, that's an old Russian
791
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:35,432
aircraft carrier converted
into a hotel/brothel/casino.
792
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,901
I want to apply
for a job there.
793
00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,782
But again that
could be anything really.
794
00:40:40,671 --> 00:40:43,239
Dude, you are a genius.
795
00:40:43,241 --> 00:40:45,442
But I'm broke
and there's a lot of
796
00:40:45,444 --> 00:40:46,943
idiots out there making bank.
797
00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:48,945
Like Ben Stiller.
798
00:40:48,947 --> 00:40:50,213
Yeah give me
YouTube, some radio time,
799
00:40:50,215 --> 00:40:52,048
billboards and I can
fill up a sports arena
800
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,384
with an audience ready
for a concert for a band
801
00:40:54,386 --> 00:40:55,752
that doesn't even exist.
802
00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:56,820
Fuck, I'd go.
803
00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:57,554
Right.
804
00:40:58,389 --> 00:40:59,389
Funf!
805
00:40:59,890 --> 00:41:00,523
What?
806
00:41:00,525 --> 00:41:01,791
Funf.
807
00:41:02,860 --> 00:41:04,060
I don't know
if you're trying to
808
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,195
salute the furor or
give me a high five.
809
00:41:05,197 --> 00:41:06,296
Yes five, funf.
810
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:08,364
Funf.
811
00:42:14,265 --> 00:42:15,586
I'm not going to
debate you, Nena.
812
00:42:15,799 --> 00:42:17,679
Hipsters are not
saving the world.
813
00:42:20,170 --> 00:42:22,372
Fucking mincing around.
814
00:42:24,575 --> 00:42:26,495
You see that little
club right there?
815
00:42:26,777 --> 00:42:27,810
Chill spot right?
816
00:42:28,812 --> 00:42:30,213
Very fine indeed.
817
00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:31,881
Yeah, well it's
very high on the DBS.
818
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:33,182
DBS?
819
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:34,517
Douche bag scale.
820
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:36,152
Douche bag scale?
821
00:42:36,487 --> 00:42:37,687
Yeah, I mean look at the facial
822
00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,609
expressions, look
at their clothes.
823
00:42:40,024 --> 00:42:41,457
Looks at those
jeans for God sakes.
824
00:42:41,625 --> 00:42:42,859
What is that shit?
825
00:42:42,861 --> 00:42:44,702
You fart you blow
your shoes off.
826
00:42:46,096 --> 00:42:47,096
Do you feel diminished by
827
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:48,331
their shortcomings?
828
00:42:48,333 --> 00:42:49,599
What?
829
00:42:49,601 --> 00:42:51,568
What else bothers you about LA?
830
00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:54,971
Bikers, joggers, Armenian
831
00:42:54,973 --> 00:42:56,639
cab drivers, veggie
juice, Persians, cops,
832
00:42:56,641 --> 00:43:00,243
traffic, bums, TV
producers who wear Crocs,
833
00:43:00,245 --> 00:43:02,325
Mexicans who don't speak
any fucking English,
834
00:43:02,446 --> 00:43:04,614
unemployed actors, all
those frozen yogurt places,
835
00:43:05,015 --> 00:43:07,250
bums. What about yourself?
836
00:43:08,285 --> 00:43:09,786
This is my first time here.
837
00:43:10,788 --> 00:43:11,888
I mean in general.
838
00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:12,855
What's the one
thing to date that's
839
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,057
disappointed you the most?
840
00:43:16,126 --> 00:43:17,293
The fall of Troy.
841
00:43:35,913 --> 00:43:37,180
Do you have a girlfriend?
842
00:43:38,148 --> 00:43:39,282
I go to some games but I'm
843
00:43:39,284 --> 00:43:40,516
not a season ticket holder.
844
00:43:41,352 --> 00:43:42,652
I see.
845
00:43:44,588 --> 00:43:46,522
I kind of look
at myself like a sailor
846
00:43:46,524 --> 00:43:48,424
who's left one shore
but hasn't quite
847
00:43:48,426 --> 00:43:49,792
reached the other one.
848
00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:51,060
You know what I mean?
849
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:54,297
I mean it's like the
original ideas that
850
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:56,699
before I drop an anchor,
settle down I mean,
851
00:43:57,334 --> 00:43:59,214
I've got to spread
my wings first.
852
00:43:59,570 --> 00:44:02,572
Set aside some dough,
enough to buy freedom.
853
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:04,574
Then I'd go to Philadelphia.
854
00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:05,842
Why Philadelphia?
855
00:44:07,077 --> 00:44:07,977
Because I
always wanted to climb
856
00:44:07,979 --> 00:44:09,679
those rocky steps. You know?
857
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,484
Get to the top, flex,
then I'd take a year off,
858
00:44:14,486 --> 00:44:17,020
travel, visit every
country, stop in every bar
859
00:44:17,022 --> 00:44:21,124
and have a drink, then fuck
a girl in each country.
860
00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:26,462
That way I could see
the world and fuck it.
861
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:29,565
That's what's up.
862
00:44:51,989 --> 00:44:55,458
You know? Most dreams
863
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,862
are spawned as an issue really.
864
00:45:01,165 --> 00:45:05,501
Some sort of complex
developed at an early age
865
00:45:05,503 --> 00:45:07,937
and now you've got
a knot sitting in
866
00:45:07,939 --> 00:45:11,574
your stomach like
a harpooned seal
867
00:45:11,576 --> 00:45:13,509
waiting for its grand showdown
868
00:45:13,511 --> 00:45:14,844
with the world.
869
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:19,082
It throbs underneath
your skin like a lost
870
00:45:19,084 --> 00:45:22,552
and captured moth beating
away against the glass
871
00:45:22,554 --> 00:45:25,254
over and over again,
but you see it's only
872
00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:28,524
when we part from it that
we grow, only when we
873
00:45:28,526 --> 00:45:30,893
abandon our plan A and
try to make something
874
00:45:30,895 --> 00:45:33,896
out of plan B or
C or D, you know.
875
00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:36,365
What do we get there?
876
00:45:37,034 --> 00:45:41,070
I mean.
You know?
877
00:45:42,439 --> 00:45:43,906
What's along the roadside.
878
00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,750
I'm not sure I'll ever stop
879
00:45:53,752 --> 00:45:55,718
wondering about
girls who pass by.
880
00:45:57,154 --> 00:45:58,321
You know the ones
you see for only
881
00:45:58,323 --> 00:46:01,424
about a couple of
seconds walking down
882
00:46:01,426 --> 00:46:05,094
the street, sitting in
a car at a red light,
883
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:07,622
playing with their
phones in a cafe.
884
00:46:09,366 --> 00:46:11,701
It's for those couple of
seconds that your eyes
885
00:46:11,703 --> 00:46:14,904
beg you to let you
steal more of her.
886
00:46:16,006 --> 00:46:19,575
I fall in love maybe 15
times a day on average
887
00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:23,246
and it's those girls, I
believe, are all we'll
888
00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:26,783
ever know about true
love on this earth,
889
00:46:27,584 --> 00:46:28,818
in this life.
890
00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:34,657
We are the
creatures of appetite.
891
00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:38,127
You like chicken?
892
00:46:38,695 --> 00:46:41,464
Yeah. I love chicken.
893
00:46:42,499 --> 00:46:44,379
Until I was 12 I
thought they could fly.
894
00:46:45,435 --> 00:46:46,602
My cousin used to
refer to me as a
895
00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:48,070
fat little chicken.
896
00:46:48,605 --> 00:46:49,872
I also became a
member of an animal
897
00:46:49,874 --> 00:46:51,641
right group called
Kentucky Free Chicken
898
00:46:51,643 --> 00:46:56,212
but it turned out to
be a fake, a scam.
899
00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,713
Is that right?
900
00:46:57,981 --> 00:46:59,941
Well I'm taking you
to Cousin Cliff's.
901
00:46:59,950 --> 00:47:01,217
Yeah. Cousin
Cliff is good.
902
00:47:01,219 --> 00:47:03,553
I ate there before. They
have one in Germany.
903
00:47:04,855 --> 00:47:06,375
I'll be sure
to let him know that.
904
00:47:53,237 --> 00:47:54,136
Vicious!
905
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,438
What's up cuz?
906
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,961
You could have
parked in the rear.
907
00:47:58,075 --> 00:47:59,475
Oh, that's
fine. That's fine.
908
00:47:59,743 --> 00:48:01,177
Who is this?
909
00:48:01,378 --> 00:48:02,712
Hi. I'm Nena.
910
00:48:03,647 --> 00:48:06,449
Nena. Like
the band right?
911
00:48:06,817 --> 00:48:09,051
Yes!
912
00:48:09,053 --> 00:48:10,353
You know Nena?
913
00:48:10,355 --> 00:48:12,156
Yes, I fucked the
shit out of the drummer.
914
00:48:16,593 --> 00:48:18,553
I think religion is
making a comeback.
915
00:48:19,029 --> 00:48:21,964
The internet, Facebook, Twitter.
916
00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:26,535
Even the fucking Pope
is going like that shit,
917
00:48:26,537 --> 00:48:27,837
follow that.
918
00:48:28,038 --> 00:48:29,906
My dear friend Caspian
made a trip to New York
919
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:31,974
to see this shaman who
was telling him about
920
00:48:31,976 --> 00:48:34,844
Jainism, which preaches
that there are 30
921
00:48:34,846 --> 00:48:38,047
heavens and seven hells
layered throughout our lives.
922
00:48:38,749 --> 00:48:40,616
He was going to teach
him how to fly through
923
00:48:40,618 --> 00:48:45,421
spheres and hear
cosmic bells and shit.
924
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:46,656
Then he told him
which forms to fill out.
925
00:48:46,658 --> 00:48:47,924
I'm serious.
926
00:48:47,926 --> 00:48:50,026
Actually Blonde
Priest is just a name
927
00:48:50,028 --> 00:48:51,060
of the band.
928
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:52,929
It's a band.
929
00:48:52,931 --> 00:48:54,063
Is it a German band?
930
00:48:54,231 --> 00:48:55,898
American actually.
931
00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:58,668
Most of the time it's
just one guy with a guitar
932
00:48:58,670 --> 00:49:01,470
and the name Priest
comes from an old
933
00:49:01,472 --> 00:49:05,107
theory that a good joke
is like a disguised priest
934
00:49:05,109 --> 00:49:08,210
that weds every couple,
especially couples
935
00:49:08,212 --> 00:49:09,912
whose relatives disapprove.
936
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,447
I'll drink to that.
937
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:13,282
I'm not even baptized.
938
00:49:13,284 --> 00:49:15,017
I was told that when
they tried to baptize
939
00:49:15,019 --> 00:49:17,987
me when I was a kid I took
a shit in priest's hands.
940
00:49:19,089 --> 00:49:21,490
Well let me
tell you something girl
941
00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:24,493
you missing out because
as one of my clients says,
942
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:27,596
"Thank God I was
raised Catholic because
943
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,266
sex will always be dirty."
944
00:49:32,436 --> 00:49:34,503
Well there's some -
945
00:49:34,505 --> 00:49:36,025
You know what
the new religion is?
946
00:49:36,573 --> 00:49:40,476
Green, environmentally friendly,
organic shit, recycling.
947
00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:42,244
Just ignore him.
948
00:49:42,746 --> 00:49:45,748
What if you
do everything right,
949
00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,451
you die and you go to
heaven, you get there
950
00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:51,526
and there's a little
old Christian lady,
951
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:54,557
a three-legged
dog and that's it.
952
00:50:01,064 --> 00:50:03,132
Their songs are
like sex you know?
953
00:50:03,767 --> 00:50:08,337
They start very shy and
then the melody slides
954
00:50:08,339 --> 00:50:12,341
in and it's like...
it stirs your heart.
955
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:45,274
Making the light
burst all over us all
956
00:50:45,276 --> 00:50:48,611
and you just want to play
it again, over and over
957
00:50:48,613 --> 00:50:49,678
and over again.
958
00:50:50,882 --> 00:50:51,947
Then you get sick of it and you
959
00:50:51,949 --> 00:50:53,070
have to find a new song.
960
00:50:57,687 --> 00:50:59,155
Thanks love.
961
00:50:59,523 --> 00:51:02,792
Put your hair down you look
like a fucking samurai.
962
00:51:05,830 --> 00:51:07,030
What's with this banging shit?
963
00:51:07,031 --> 00:51:08,497
That's Miyoko's boy.
964
00:51:08,865 --> 00:51:12,034
He's 14 I swear to God
he's like tossing it
965
00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:14,670
six times a day at least.
966
00:51:15,272 --> 00:51:16,739
I didn't know she had a kid.
967
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,661
He's lost like 35
pounds since they've been here.
968
00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:20,276
Bless her offspring.
969
00:51:20,877 --> 00:51:21,710
If I had known I would have
970
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:22,793
brought him something.
971
00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:24,180
A pogostick.
972
00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:26,916
He makes it
seem like he's working
973
00:51:26,918 --> 00:51:29,685
on a science project,
building some shit.
974
00:51:30,020 --> 00:51:31,954
You know he's from
Mongolia and they lived
975
00:51:31,956 --> 00:51:33,289
in a circular tent.
976
00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:34,590
A yurt!
977
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:36,625
Even his mom,
she sometimes picks up
978
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:39,728
a brush and start
painting compulsively.
979
00:51:40,430 --> 00:51:44,934
Sick shit like pigeons
rolled up in newspaper.
980
00:51:45,402 --> 00:51:48,003
Then she starts
singing Abba songs.
981
00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:53,843
Pugs liked billboards. Yes.
982
00:51:54,911 --> 00:51:56,212
Poor pugs.
983
00:51:56,780 --> 00:52:00,416
He was my dog,
Pugsley. He passed.
984
00:52:03,353 --> 00:52:05,754
Someone put poison
in his coffee.
985
00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:06,989
Fuck them.
986
00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:08,157
Your dog drank coffee?
987
00:52:08,558 --> 00:52:10,793
Coffee, whiskey, vodka.
988
00:52:11,828 --> 00:52:13,195
Pugsley was the shit.
989
00:52:14,364 --> 00:52:16,532
He was raped by a
pitbull and had his
990
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:20,202
balls bitten off by a
yorkie but not once,
991
00:52:20,204 --> 00:52:22,671
never gave up.
992
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:26,775
I used to ride around
all over town looking
993
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:28,744
for the best deal on cremation.
994
00:52:29,446 --> 00:52:31,113
Them fuckers.
995
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:32,915
Robbery.
996
00:52:33,183 --> 00:52:35,084
This one place was asking $1500.
997
00:52:35,452 --> 00:52:36,752
Fuck them.
998
00:52:36,754 --> 00:52:38,287
I was like sweetie is this some
999
00:52:38,289 --> 00:52:41,056
sort of deal? Like can
I get a two for one?
1000
00:52:43,393 --> 00:52:44,527
That's so niggardly.
1001
00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:46,228
What?
1002
00:52:46,663 --> 00:52:47,730
I think it's great.
1003
00:52:48,098 --> 00:52:49,331
What?
1004
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,001
I am very niggardly myself.
1005
00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:54,157
What are you talking about?
1006
00:52:54,905 --> 00:52:57,039
It means being
able to find a bargain.
1007
00:52:57,474 --> 00:52:58,941
Some people call it cheap,
1008
00:52:58,943 --> 00:53:01,243
but I like it buying
shirts at the gas station
1009
00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:03,179
or eating strictly
at restaurants
1010
00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:05,881
that has pictures
of food on the menu.
1011
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:07,616
What?
1012
00:53:07,618 --> 00:53:09,118
Niggardly.
1013
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,880
Sweetie, where did
you learn your English?
1014
00:53:10,954 --> 00:53:12,321
Woody Allen movies.
1015
00:53:12,323 --> 00:53:16,692
Many words like
adventitious, hebetudinous.
1016
00:53:17,294 --> 00:53:19,962
My aunt got the custody
of her ex-husband's
1017
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,397
collection when he left her.
1018
00:53:21,831 --> 00:53:24,833
He used to manage a
local cinematic and
1019
00:53:24,835 --> 00:53:26,402
was quite a Woody fan.
1020
00:53:27,537 --> 00:53:29,371
Is Woody still
married to his daughter?
1021
00:53:29,606 --> 00:53:31,640
She's not his daughter.
1022
00:53:32,142 --> 00:53:34,310
You see his ex-girlfriend's
adopted daughter
1023
00:53:34,312 --> 00:53:35,945
whom he never fathered.
1024
00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:37,646
Don't listen to her Cliff.
1025
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:38,614
She'll make genocide
sound like a really
1026
00:53:38,616 --> 00:53:39,915
good idea.
1027
00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:42,651
And I think it's
beautiful and brave
1028
00:53:42,653 --> 00:53:44,053
because he could have picked any
1029
00:53:44,055 --> 00:53:46,188
prepossessing little
waitress who wants
1030
00:53:46,190 --> 00:53:48,624
to make it in the movies,
but no he went out
1031
00:53:48,626 --> 00:53:49,925
on the brink.
1032
00:53:50,193 --> 00:53:52,728
He took the blows from
the public because,
1033
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:53,896
you know?
1034
00:53:53,898 --> 00:53:55,698
The heart wants what it wants.
1035
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,632
Yeah.
1036
00:53:56,634 --> 00:53:58,167
I hate that phrase.
1037
00:53:58,169 --> 00:53:59,501
It's like the woman who
had a baby when she was 63
1038
00:53:59,503 --> 00:54:01,170
but couldn't breastfeed
because her arms were
1039
00:54:01,172 --> 00:54:02,204
too short.
1040
00:54:03,341 --> 00:54:04,206
Cop, cop, cop, cop.
1041
00:54:04,208 --> 00:54:05,140
Ah fuck.
1042
00:54:05,142 --> 00:54:06,308
Oh I was with a cop once.
1043
00:54:06,310 --> 00:54:07,610
I can't fucking believe this.
1044
00:54:07,612 --> 00:54:10,346
He was so young
and funny. So buff.
1045
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:11,347
Okay. Calm down.
1046
00:54:12,249 --> 00:54:14,083
But he was short as shit.
1047
00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:28,631
Sir, please take
the key out of the ignition
1048
00:54:28,633 --> 00:54:29,898
and throw it on the street.
1049
00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:32,001
Nice and slow.
1050
00:54:35,272 --> 00:54:37,113
Keep your hands
where I can see them.
1051
00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:42,077
Are you aware that you were
driving with a taillight out?
1052
00:54:44,347 --> 00:54:45,614
No. I mean what?
How would you even know -
1053
00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:46,915
Could you please
describe for me exactly
1054
00:54:46,917 --> 00:54:48,837
the last car you
saw in front of you.
1055
00:54:51,054 --> 00:54:52,454
It was a Toyota.
1056
00:54:52,555 --> 00:54:54,290
Corolla?
1057
00:54:54,292 --> 00:54:55,257
Sure, I guess.
1058
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:56,058
Pretty beat up?
1059
00:54:56,060 --> 00:54:57,426
It seemed new.
1060
00:54:58,094 --> 00:54:59,295
Light blue, silverish?
1061
00:55:00,096 --> 00:55:00,996
It was black.
1062
00:55:01,331 --> 00:55:02,331
That was him.
1063
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:03,499
Who?
1064
00:55:03,501 --> 00:55:04,901
You have any drugs in the car?
1065
00:55:05,101 --> 00:55:06,201
No.
1066
00:55:07,203 --> 00:55:08,270
What's your name?
1067
00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:10,906
Cliff.
1068
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,074
Yeah? Cliff,
why don't you step out
1069
00:55:12,076 --> 00:55:13,208
onto the sidewalk for me, huh?
1070
00:55:13,210 --> 00:55:14,243
Why?
1071
00:55:14,245 --> 00:55:15,210
Come on.
1072
00:55:15,712 --> 00:55:16,752
Out of the car Cliff.
1073
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:18,547
Yo, what is this shit?
1074
00:55:18,682 --> 00:55:20,282
You! Turn around!
1075
00:55:22,018 --> 00:55:23,385
No one should see your face.
1076
00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:25,587
On the hood Cliff. Come on.
1077
00:55:28,224 --> 00:55:29,325
You got anything
on you I'm going to
1078
00:55:29,327 --> 00:55:30,448
stick myself with Cliff?
1079
00:55:31,429 --> 00:55:32,328
No.
1080
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:32,961
You packing any heat?
1081
00:55:32,963 --> 00:55:34,196
What?
1082
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,097
You got a gun on you Cliff?
1083
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:36,365
Straps, anything like that?
1084
00:55:36,533 --> 00:55:37,733
No.
1085
00:55:37,735 --> 00:55:38,834
You got a blow gun?
1086
00:55:38,836 --> 00:55:39,735
What?
1087
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:42,404
No?
1088
00:55:45,141 --> 00:55:46,542
What the fuck?
1089
00:55:48,378 --> 00:55:49,478
Keep walking lady.
1090
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,548
Keep walking.
1091
00:55:54,984 --> 00:55:58,120
Tell me Cliff, why
is it Asian babies
1092
00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,621
always look so confused?
1093
00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:01,156
Huh?
1094
00:56:01,558 --> 00:56:02,791
You all right?
1095
00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:04,693
Why you walking
around with a cucumber
1096
00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:06,856
in your pocket while the
world's falling apart?
1097
00:56:07,263 --> 00:56:08,530
Well I -
1098
00:56:09,666 --> 00:56:11,900
I use it for gin and tonics.
1099
00:56:13,002 --> 00:56:15,003
For a relaxing
time, making it a
1100
00:56:15,005 --> 00:56:16,438
time.
1101
00:56:17,107 --> 00:56:18,374
Am I right?
1102
00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:19,541
It's either that or
you're whacking off
1103
00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:20,809
in the closet.
1104
00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:21,610
Do you know what the best part
1105
00:56:21,612 --> 00:56:22,745
about masturbation is?
1106
00:56:22,946 --> 00:56:24,113
No.
1107
00:56:25,849 --> 00:56:28,484
It's the cuddling afterwards.
1108
00:56:29,387 --> 00:56:30,152
What's that?
1109
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,286
Woody Allen.
1110
00:56:31,288 --> 00:56:32,321
What?
1111
00:56:32,589 --> 00:56:33,822
It's a funny anecdotal.
1112
00:56:34,023 --> 00:56:35,290
Where you from?
1113
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:36,158
I'm from Berlin,
Germany but I live
1114
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,559
in Austria.
1115
00:56:37,561 --> 00:56:39,241
How long you been
in the United States?
1116
00:56:39,729 --> 00:56:40,696
For two days.
1117
00:56:40,997 --> 00:56:41,964
Yeah?
1118
00:56:43,767 --> 00:56:44,967
Show me how you suck a cock.
1119
00:56:46,403 --> 00:56:47,636
Spit your gum out.
1120
00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,771
Spit your gum out
and show me with
1121
00:56:48,773 --> 00:56:50,272
your mouth how you suck a cock.
1122
00:56:50,274 --> 00:56:51,540
I'm not chewing gum.
1123
00:56:51,542 --> 00:56:52,941
Spit it out. Show
me how you suck a cock.
1124
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,777
That's shit man.
1125
00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:00,315
I fucking knew it.
1126
00:57:00,317 --> 00:57:01,917
Whoa. Whoa.
1127
00:57:02,051 --> 00:57:03,552
What's the deal here?
1128
00:57:04,154 --> 00:57:06,021
Mitts. Pleasure to
make your acquaintance.
1129
00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:06,855
How did I do?
1130
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,157
How was that?
1131
00:57:08,159 --> 00:57:09,358
What the hell
is going on here Mitts?
1132
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:10,760
I'm an actor.
I'm in this play
1133
00:57:11,394 --> 00:57:13,796
and I play a cop. All right?
1134
00:57:13,930 --> 00:57:17,466
And in the first part of the
play I arrest some people
1135
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,201
and then five acts later
for about two minutes
1136
00:57:19,203 --> 00:57:21,403
I come back in and I
arrest some more people.
1137
00:57:21,805 --> 00:57:23,372
The rest of the time I'm
just kind of walking around
1138
00:57:23,374 --> 00:57:25,607
on the streets bored.
1139
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:27,910
So, you figured
you would fuck with us?
1140
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:30,412
Fuck is such a
strong like negative -
1141
00:57:30,613 --> 00:57:31,747
I don't -
1142
00:57:31,749 --> 00:57:32,915
It's more of an
energy that I exude.
1143
00:57:33,149 --> 00:57:34,650
You know?
1144
00:57:34,652 --> 00:57:38,287
I just try to act. That's
the dream, the passion.
1145
00:57:38,388 --> 00:57:39,621
You method motherfucker.
1146
00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,856
Exactly.
1147
00:57:40,858 --> 00:57:41,824
You guys want to
come check it out?
1148
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,358
It's pretty fucking awesome.
1149
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,461
This chick Angela shows
her tits at the end.
1150
00:57:45,463 --> 00:57:47,529
There's plenty of
seats. I'll get you in.
1151
00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:49,298
It's not a money thing.
1152
00:57:49,466 --> 00:57:50,827
We have previous committments.
1153
00:57:52,168 --> 00:57:53,602
Little weird for a play though.
1154
00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:55,237
I'm not sure you would
like it, but I think
1155
00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:55,971
you might.
1156
00:57:55,973 --> 00:57:57,239
Check this out.
1157
00:57:58,074 --> 00:58:00,676
Cadillac, panda bear,
seven Belgian milk
1158
00:58:00,678 --> 00:58:02,511
peddlers sodomizing the panda.
1159
00:58:02,513 --> 00:58:05,013
I think it's
political, but I'm not
1160
00:58:05,015 --> 00:58:06,248
entirely sure.
1161
00:58:06,816 --> 00:58:08,517
Sounds like a sublime piece.
1162
00:58:08,818 --> 00:58:10,452
It's a little pervertito.
1163
00:58:10,454 --> 00:58:11,453
If you know what I mean.
1164
00:58:11,455 --> 00:58:12,654
You should take Miyoko.
1165
00:58:12,956 --> 00:58:14,189
Fucking weird if you don't.
1166
00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:15,190
We've got to go.
1167
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:16,391
Where you going?
1168
00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:17,359
The party.
1169
00:58:17,794 --> 00:58:18,927
Can I come?
1170
00:58:19,095 --> 00:58:20,095
Fuck no.
1171
00:58:20,097 --> 00:58:21,230
You can take my jacket.
1172
00:58:21,232 --> 00:58:22,731
Yes, yes!
1173
00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:23,814
Are you fucking kidding me?
1174
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:25,267
It's Paco Rabanne.
1175
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:26,702
Gay.
1176
00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:27,503
Wait, wait,
wait. Hold up.
1177
00:58:27,505 --> 00:58:28,403
What about your play?
1178
00:58:28,405 --> 00:58:29,371
Cliff, what the fuck man?
1179
00:58:29,373 --> 00:58:30,339
This is happening.
1180
00:58:30,341 --> 00:58:31,501
I'm making this happening.
1181
00:58:31,674 --> 00:58:32,875
This is happening.
1182
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:33,998
- He's tall.
- Let's do this.
1183
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:37,112
Yes Cliff, but I think
like a short man.
1184
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:41,216
I was in a bunch
of deleted scenes
1185
00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:42,518
in the movie Limitless.
1186
00:58:42,752 --> 00:58:44,052
That's the one where
Bradley Cooper discovers
1187
00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:47,422
this clear little pill
and it allows him 100%
1188
00:58:47,424 --> 00:58:50,492
of his brain function
and basically he just
1189
00:58:50,494 --> 00:58:52,127
becomes Charlie Sheen.
1190
00:58:54,664 --> 00:58:57,566
I also had this one
commercial, but they wanted
1191
00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,001
me to wear like
an Ed Hardy shirt.
1192
00:58:59,135 --> 00:59:00,415
So I was just like, "Fuck that."
1193
00:59:08,344 --> 00:59:10,078
Did you ever notice that
an Acura symbol looks
1194
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:11,847
exactly like a pussy?
1195
00:59:13,983 --> 00:59:15,450
It's just upside down.
1196
00:59:24,661 --> 00:59:25,794
That's silly.
1197
00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:31,767
German porn. That's all
I'm saying. Yah. Yah.
1198
00:59:32,602 --> 00:59:33,869
Oh!
1199
00:59:34,871 --> 00:59:36,471
Vicious, you
need to pitch to Frank.
1200
00:59:36,873 --> 00:59:39,708
He's got that gunslinger
mentality. Push, push, push.
1201
00:59:39,710 --> 00:59:41,009
Make a deal. Make a deal.
1202
00:59:41,477 --> 00:59:43,078
Make a
deal. I'm about it.
1203
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:44,212
Oh, I'll be right back.
1204
00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:45,480
I'm all over it.
1205
00:59:45,648 --> 00:59:47,316
You push. I'll deal.
1206
00:59:47,784 --> 00:59:49,704
Or you can deal.
Whatever you're feeling.
1207
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:50,679
You complete me.
1208
01:00:01,497 --> 01:00:02,998
Is that him?
1209
01:00:04,634 --> 01:00:06,314
What the fuck am
I smiling at him for then?
1210
01:00:06,336 --> 01:00:07,502
Okay that was Armando.
1211
01:00:07,504 --> 01:00:08,804
He goes under Armand.
1212
01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:10,978
He's in fashion, one
of them fashion guys.
1213
01:00:11,808 --> 01:00:16,411
He owns a store or
something, Toilet Tablet 2000
1214
01:00:16,413 --> 01:00:17,980
Flushes or some shit.
1215
01:00:18,581 --> 01:00:21,149
But fashion though.
He's a nice guy.
1216
01:00:22,051 --> 01:00:24,653
Fucking flamer. Nice though.
1217
01:00:26,523 --> 01:00:27,422
Got to look away from the lens.
1218
01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:28,657
Got to be aloof.
1219
01:00:30,693 --> 01:00:31,693
You know I never know where
1220
01:00:31,695 --> 01:00:33,615
to look when I'm
eating a banana.
1221
01:00:34,498 --> 01:00:35,230
Crazy.
1222
01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:36,264
Where you been?
1223
01:00:36,266 --> 01:00:37,466
Oh, I was in the restroom.
1224
01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:39,668
I was downloading.
1225
01:00:41,337 --> 01:00:43,405
You are such
a cute little person.
1226
01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:47,609
You know Varnie
is also an artist.
1227
01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:49,478
I think he's very brave.
1228
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:51,480
I'm going to browse.
1229
01:00:52,649 --> 01:00:53,915
All right super star.
1230
01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:56,218
Don't give up that
gorgeous ass for under
1231
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,319
100 bucks.
1232
01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:08,997
I will not!
1233
01:01:08,999 --> 01:01:10,519
Wait, he had
an ugly orgasm face?
1234
01:01:10,633 --> 01:01:11,967
Yeah, a weasel face.
1235
01:01:11,969 --> 01:01:13,902
Pointy mouth, squished face.
1236
01:01:13,904 --> 01:01:14,836
What?
1237
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,038
Oh, I've had worse.
1238
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:18,240
Lizard face, mouth wide,
fucking neck tendons
1239
01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,122
sticking out.
1240
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,177
Beaver face. Chin all
tucked in, buck teeth.
1241
01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:23,945
Oh, wait monkey face.
1242
01:01:24,147 --> 01:01:26,148
Pursed lips.
1243
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:26,882
Ew.
1244
01:01:26,884 --> 01:01:28,183
Fucking ew.
1245
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:30,831
So why do guys flex when
you touch their arm?
1246
01:01:31,554 --> 01:01:32,888
It's just there.
1247
01:01:33,022 --> 01:01:33,922
Just there.
1248
01:01:35,992 --> 01:01:37,793
Hey, what's up?
1249
01:01:38,561 --> 01:01:40,228
Just browsing you know?
1250
01:01:41,164 --> 01:01:42,464
Hey, you want to dance?
1251
01:01:42,632 --> 01:01:45,100
I'm kind of
networking right now.
1252
01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:45,834
So -
1253
01:01:45,968 --> 01:01:47,135
Cool.
1254
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:49,471
But it looks like I'm going
1255
01:01:49,473 --> 01:01:50,706
to leave soon.
1256
01:01:50,708 --> 01:01:51,940
I spoke with cousin
Cliff so you can
1257
01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,909
stay at his place
tonight, no problems.
1258
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:55,944
You can stay with those guys.
1259
01:01:56,179 --> 01:01:57,713
You can stay here
and hang with Mitts.
1260
01:01:58,114 --> 01:01:59,147
Is that cool?
1261
01:01:59,149 --> 01:02:01,183
Yeah. Yeah. No worries.
1262
01:02:01,818 --> 01:02:03,818
I'll show him how to
suck a guy's cock.
1263
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,826
He's actually a nice guy.
1264
01:02:10,828 --> 01:02:14,096
Bad actor, but nice guy.
1265
01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:17,999
All right. Cool.
I'll see you in the morning.
1266
01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:19,701
Cool. Cool.
1267
01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:21,269
You having fun?
1268
01:02:21,271 --> 01:02:22,771
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1269
01:02:23,239 --> 01:02:24,673
There's a guy in
the corner playing
1270
01:02:24,675 --> 01:02:26,675
with a little train inside so -
1271
01:02:36,285 --> 01:02:37,686
Do they have pianos in Cuba?
1272
01:02:39,455 --> 01:02:41,415
Because you can't
play worth a fuck.
1273
01:02:41,924 --> 01:02:43,191
Just kidding. I'm just kidding.
1274
01:02:43,326 --> 01:02:44,593
Did you know Fidel
Castro started out
1275
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:45,894
as an actor.
1276
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,096
Are you trying to relate?
1277
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:50,365
Yeah. I'm trying
to relate to you.
1278
01:02:50,367 --> 01:02:52,067
An Esther
Williams picture called
1279
01:02:52,069 --> 01:02:53,368
Easy to Wed.
1280
01:02:54,303 --> 01:02:55,343
Are you an actor too?
1281
01:02:56,472 --> 01:02:57,739
There can be only one.
1282
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:00,542
Highlander!
1283
01:03:01,577 --> 01:03:05,247
Fuck my
wife? Fuck my wife?
1284
01:03:05,882 --> 01:03:06,815
De Niro!
1285
01:03:06,949 --> 01:03:07,983
Thank you.
1286
01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:08,950
Raging Bull.
1287
01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:10,652
How do you not know this?
1288
01:03:12,188 --> 01:03:13,455
All right I've got one for you.
1289
01:03:13,723 --> 01:03:15,023
All right. Go for it.
1290
01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,594
Natural Born Killers.
1291
01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,029
Come on.
1292
01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:22,297
You still -
You didn't know that?
1293
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:23,331
I've got
one. I've got one.
1294
01:03:23,333 --> 01:03:24,599
Go for it.
1295
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:29,805
I want to take his face off.
1296
01:03:48,357 --> 01:03:49,558
Nipples of Venus.
1297
01:03:52,395 --> 01:03:53,628
What do you think?
1298
01:03:57,300 --> 01:04:01,169
I feel there's
something wanton.
1299
01:04:02,338 --> 01:04:03,905
Gauguin was an immature artist.
1300
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:09,144
It's like something, something.
1301
01:04:10,246 --> 01:04:11,406
It doesn't make any sense.
1302
01:04:11,747 --> 01:04:13,181
Any fucking sense.
1303
01:04:14,817 --> 01:04:17,752
You know the reason
is about 17th on the
1304
01:04:17,754 --> 01:04:20,622
list of attributes that
defines us as a species.
1305
01:04:21,224 --> 01:04:22,757
I know honey, you're confused.
1306
01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:24,492
Where you from?
1307
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:26,374
I'm from Berlin,
Germany, but I live in Austria.
1308
01:04:26,796 --> 01:04:28,663
Oh shit.
Sprechen sie deutsch?
1309
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:36,951
I feel like
I should bang my heels.
1310
01:04:41,944 --> 01:04:45,480
Look I'm a very
special guy. What's up?
1311
01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,403
What do you say we
take a walk outside.
1312
01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:49,824
I'll show you around.
1313
01:04:50,553 --> 01:04:51,593
You're kind of cute.
1314
01:04:54,757 --> 01:04:55,891
Hm, what do you say?
1315
01:04:56,125 --> 01:04:57,259
Good times.
1316
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:00,962
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1317
01:05:01,364 --> 01:05:02,931
You like
it don't you sweetheart?
1318
01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:04,712
She doesn't want to go man.
1319
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:06,001
Come on.
1320
01:05:06,003 --> 01:05:07,269
What do you fucking care?
1321
01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:08,837
I should go into my fake limp.
1322
01:05:09,071 --> 01:05:10,305
Have a good night.
1323
01:05:10,307 --> 01:05:11,106
Oh are we cool now?
1324
01:05:11,108 --> 01:05:12,374
Are we boys?
1325
01:05:14,810 --> 01:05:16,144
Oh, oh, oh that's my boy.
1326
01:05:16,146 --> 01:05:17,145
Hey, hey chill.
1327
01:05:17,147 --> 01:05:18,647
Oh, oh big boy like the Hulk.
1328
01:05:18,649 --> 01:05:19,514
Oh!
1329
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,150
Oh big boy. Oh big boy.
1330
01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:23,451
Okay, okay.
1331
01:05:26,555 --> 01:05:28,056
Oh, oh hey.
1332
01:05:31,961 --> 01:05:33,194
It's okay man.
1333
01:05:33,196 --> 01:05:34,796
It's not okay,
you fucking pendejo.
1334
01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:37,499
Migra. Migra. Migra.
1335
01:05:37,667 --> 01:05:38,633
That's racist.
1336
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:40,802
Migra. Migra. Migra.
1337
01:05:50,346 --> 01:05:51,626
Here, go wait in the car.
1338
01:05:53,082 --> 01:05:53,882
Where's Cliff?
1339
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:54,783
Who?
1340
01:05:54,785 --> 01:05:56,117
Cliff, where is he?
1341
01:05:56,319 --> 01:05:58,420
He took off with
Mr. Potato Head earlier.
1342
01:05:58,422 --> 01:05:59,955
Is she going to be okay?
1343
01:05:59,957 --> 01:06:01,597
Yeah, we're just,
we're going to take off.
1344
01:06:01,624 --> 01:06:02,590
Okay.
1345
01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,491
What about you?
1346
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:04,726
You going to be all right?
1347
01:06:04,728 --> 01:06:06,761
Yeah. Yeah I'm
going to get in with
1348
01:06:06,763 --> 01:06:08,063
this Brazilian chick.
1349
01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:10,498
It's an ordeal, but
I'm going to pull that.
1350
01:06:12,234 --> 01:06:13,635
Yeah. I'm going to
need my utility belt
1351
01:06:13,637 --> 01:06:16,237
from your car
before you take off.
1352
01:06:54,143 --> 01:06:55,010
How's your head?
1353
01:06:55,177 --> 01:06:56,077
It's all right.
1354
01:06:56,479 --> 01:06:57,412
I'm a trooper.
1355
01:06:58,114 --> 01:06:59,347
Let me see.
1356
01:07:10,726 --> 01:07:12,606
Do you have any
napkin or Kleenex?
1357
01:07:12,661 --> 01:07:13,395
No.
1358
01:07:13,829 --> 01:07:15,397
No?
1359
01:07:15,399 --> 01:07:17,759
You're a girl you're supposed
to carry that shit with you.
1360
01:07:21,637 --> 01:07:23,478
Come on let's get
you cleaned up.
1361
01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:57,377
Why do you carry two
tickets for that concert?
1362
01:08:02,645 --> 01:08:04,579
I was hoping to
give one away. You know?
1363
01:08:05,414 --> 01:08:06,414
To someone.
1364
01:08:14,523 --> 01:08:15,657
Can I have it?
1365
01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:19,461
No.
1366
01:09:12,381 --> 01:09:13,281
Right.
1367
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:15,917
Cuddlement!
1368
01:09:23,225 --> 01:09:24,759
A girl can dream can't she?
1369
01:09:26,529 --> 01:09:27,809
We're crossing the LA river.
1370
01:09:28,731 --> 01:09:30,465
Which apparently exists.
1371
01:09:37,974 --> 01:09:39,307
I mean sure but it's
like dreaming of being
1372
01:09:39,309 --> 01:09:40,608
a bullfighter when
you're born in like Japan
1373
01:09:40,610 --> 01:09:41,976
or England.
1374
01:09:43,212 --> 01:09:44,579
The best dreams
are the ones that
1375
01:09:44,581 --> 01:09:45,813
grow old with us.
1376
01:09:46,382 --> 01:09:48,082
Yeah, but
reality is a grim place.
1377
01:09:48,217 --> 01:09:49,551
Yeah, this is true.
1378
01:09:50,319 --> 01:09:54,489
But it's the only place
where you can get mochi.
1379
01:09:54,823 --> 01:09:56,057
What?
1380
01:09:56,192 --> 01:09:58,426
Mochi. It's a
Japanese icecream,
1381
01:09:59,361 --> 01:10:06,668
but it's light like a vegetable
that dies and gives itself.
1382
01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:11,839
Looks like a scrotum
that died and gave itself.
1383
01:10:18,514 --> 01:10:19,514
Mm.
1384
01:10:19,715 --> 01:10:20,715
Mm-hmm.
1385
01:10:21,016 --> 01:10:22,850
If I was food I would be mochi.
1386
01:10:25,321 --> 01:10:26,588
Look, nothing personal.
1387
01:10:26,590 --> 01:10:28,230
I try not to take
anything personally.
1388
01:10:28,857 --> 01:10:33,461
Mm, I think that nothing is
personal for that matter.
1389
01:10:34,430 --> 01:10:36,764
Somebody says fuck you.
1390
01:10:37,433 --> 01:10:38,666
It's not about you.
1391
01:10:38,834 --> 01:10:40,754
They've got their
own thing going on.
1392
01:10:40,903 --> 01:10:42,437
Or an of self esteem.
1393
01:10:43,439 --> 01:10:44,939
Your boyfriend cheated on you.
1394
01:10:44,941 --> 01:10:46,941
Stop looking inwards.
1395
01:10:47,576 --> 01:10:51,012
Why not ask one's self,
has he had a good time?
1396
01:10:51,647 --> 01:10:53,915
And hope that he
had the best time,
1397
01:10:54,316 --> 01:10:58,019
that she did a super
job emptying him out
1398
01:10:58,021 --> 01:11:00,141
and that it was worth
it and really mean it.
1399
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:01,856
I think there
is girlfriend material
1400
01:11:01,858 --> 01:11:02,757
in you after all.
1401
01:11:02,759 --> 01:11:04,225
I know there is.
1402
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:07,161
Can I have some
more of that Japanese shit?
1403
01:11:07,363 --> 01:11:08,229
Mochi.
1404
01:11:08,231 --> 01:11:09,464
Mochi, thanks.
1405
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,232
So nice.
1406
01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:14,836
You know what?
I mean you're right.
1407
01:11:15,838 --> 01:11:17,505
People are consumed
with this fucked up need
1408
01:11:17,507 --> 01:11:20,108
to be themselves some sort
of illusion of a meaning.
1409
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:21,342
You know?
1410
01:11:21,344 --> 01:11:23,678
Kind of like I don't
know Mexicans that
1411
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:24,979
start those car clubs.
1412
01:11:26,248 --> 01:11:27,448
Or the guys with
chest hair that call it
1413
01:11:27,450 --> 01:11:28,716
the love carpet.
1414
01:11:28,718 --> 01:11:30,051
Right. So
you understand.
1415
01:11:30,053 --> 01:11:32,287
Yes, you are a little reserved.
1416
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:33,388
As long as we
are on the same page.
1417
01:11:33,390 --> 01:11:34,289
Oh yeah.
1418
01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:35,189
You don't expect me to -
1419
01:11:35,191 --> 01:11:36,024
I don't expect you to.
1420
01:11:36,026 --> 01:11:37,425
Right. Cool.
1421
01:11:37,427 --> 01:11:38,660
You know go all
you can eat buffet on me.
1422
01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:39,594
What?
1423
01:11:39,995 --> 01:11:41,429
Yeah?
1424
01:11:41,664 --> 01:11:43,064
Listen you little
dirty minded kraut.
1425
01:11:43,066 --> 01:11:44,365
That's how rumors get started.
1426
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,534
Listen, there's a line in me.
1427
01:11:46,969 --> 01:11:48,670
That line separates
everything that is public
1428
01:11:48,672 --> 01:11:51,105
domain from what
belongs only to me.
1429
01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:52,974
You have to sense that line.
1430
01:11:53,409 --> 01:11:54,709
Life happens on that line.
1431
01:11:55,010 --> 01:11:57,345
Don't try to cross it
or pull me over it.
1432
01:11:58,113 --> 01:12:00,033
You want to meet me on
that line then stay there.
1433
01:12:00,249 --> 01:12:01,582
Do not reach.
1434
01:12:02,718 --> 01:12:04,118
I can get there on my own.
1435
01:12:05,054 --> 01:12:06,387
Besides, people try
to manipulate others
1436
01:12:06,389 --> 01:12:08,556
into crossing that
line to be what they
1437
01:12:08,558 --> 01:12:09,857
want them to be.
1438
01:12:10,192 --> 01:12:13,227
So, let's just stay out
of each other's shit.
1439
01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:22,203
I'm completely lovable.
1440
01:13:06,248 --> 01:13:07,749
Varnie, how about this one?
1441
01:13:08,183 --> 01:13:10,518
Available immediately
in Englewood.
1442
01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:12,653
One bedroom basement apartment
1443
01:13:13,021 --> 01:13:14,422
with separate entrance.
1444
01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:16,457
Tastefully decorated
with modern decor.
1445
01:13:16,692 --> 01:13:20,795
Approximately 650 square
feet, security bars
1446
01:13:20,797 --> 01:13:22,430
installed for your
safety and to prevent
1447
01:13:22,432 --> 01:13:24,132
unauthorized activity.
1448
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:28,536
Closed circuit camera installed
for security and safety.
1449
01:13:29,037 --> 01:13:30,972
One in your suite, one
at the entrance and
1450
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:34,742
one in the exercise yard.
Rent is $850 a month.
1451
01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:37,211
Security deposit required
as well plus first
1452
01:13:37,213 --> 01:13:38,679
and last rent.
1453
01:13:38,681 --> 01:13:40,842
I don't make the rules,
I'm just a fat black woman.
1454
01:13:41,283 --> 01:13:42,483
What else?
1455
01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:44,452
That's it.
There's a number for
1456
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:49,724
and a full-page ad
for a pack of Newports
1457
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:51,692
with picture of President Obama.
1458
01:13:53,462 --> 01:13:55,496
I love his name, Barrack Obama.
1459
01:13:56,298 --> 01:13:58,499
That right there says power.
1460
01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:00,468
It sounds like he
should be finding a
1461
01:14:00,470 --> 01:14:01,803
lawyer this weekend.
1462
01:14:02,504 --> 01:14:03,337
Fuck!
1463
01:14:23,826 --> 01:14:24,992
Fuck!
1464
01:14:25,594 --> 01:14:26,527
Battery?
1465
01:14:28,063 --> 01:14:29,297
Do you have another one?
1466
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:31,265
I'm not a
fucking mechanic, Nena.
1467
01:15:08,737 --> 01:15:10,058
Do you have any sunblocker?
1468
01:15:19,581 --> 01:15:20,948
What's your favorite color?
1469
01:15:23,619 --> 01:15:24,652
Huh?
1470
01:15:28,056 --> 01:15:28,789
Car!
1471
01:15:28,791 --> 01:15:29,590
What?
1472
01:15:29,592 --> 01:15:30,424
Car!
1473
01:15:31,126 --> 01:15:32,460
Ooh!
1474
01:16:35,691 --> 01:16:38,025
In my country
when you buy Yugo car
1475
01:16:38,860 --> 01:16:42,663
it comes with bus
schedule included.
1476
01:16:44,267 --> 01:16:45,232
Thanks for stopping sir.
1477
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,568
Okay. That's okay.
1478
01:16:50,172 --> 01:16:51,572
My battery took a shit on me.
1479
01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:52,647
Do you have jumper cables?
1480
01:16:52,741 --> 01:16:55,276
Ah, I don't. I don't.
1481
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:57,158
But I'm making a
stop at one place
1482
01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:58,579
they may be able to help.
1483
01:16:59,481 --> 01:17:00,615
Work something out.
1484
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,516
Yeah?
1485
01:17:02,518 --> 01:17:04,652
Yeah. Yeah.
1486
01:17:05,821 --> 01:17:07,021
Strap up that piece of shit.
1487
01:17:07,956 --> 01:17:09,090
Thanks that's -
1488
01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:10,791
Thank you.
1489
01:17:10,793 --> 01:17:12,473
It's okay. I'd
do it for white guy too.
1490
01:17:12,761 --> 01:17:13,694
You dog.
1491
01:17:15,430 --> 01:17:16,631
Did you saw the rims?
1492
01:17:23,138 --> 01:17:25,406
So, where are you from in LA?
1493
01:17:27,576 --> 01:17:30,311
Well I'm not really from LA.
1494
01:17:30,313 --> 01:17:31,712
That's
okay. That's okay.
1495
01:17:32,114 --> 01:17:34,281
I'm from the biggest
ghetto in Europe. You know?
1496
01:17:37,886 --> 01:17:38,926
Does this bother you?
1497
01:17:50,132 --> 01:17:51,132
Anyways.
1498
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:52,933
I had business in LA.
1499
01:17:53,735 --> 01:17:54,602
Oh yeah?
1500
01:17:56,004 --> 01:17:57,371
Bitter story.
1501
01:17:58,907 --> 01:18:00,074
What kind of business?
1502
01:18:00,842 --> 01:18:02,009
A taxi company.
1503
01:18:02,477 --> 01:18:03,811
That is good.
1504
01:18:03,813 --> 01:18:06,914
It was called Sexy Taxi.
1505
01:18:07,916 --> 01:18:09,183
Wow.
1506
01:18:09,918 --> 01:18:11,686
Cause you know I'm the sex guy.
1507
01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:13,487
I know you are.
1508
01:18:14,756 --> 01:18:15,990
Yeah.
1509
01:18:20,028 --> 01:18:22,263
I had eleven cars,
sixteen drivers,
1510
01:18:22,931 --> 01:18:24,632
mostly hot Ukrainian bitches.
1511
01:18:25,567 --> 01:18:27,034
Twenty four hours dispatching.
1512
01:18:28,470 --> 01:18:29,470
I had accounts,
1513
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:31,672
two hotels,
1514
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,208
bunch of restaurants.
1515
01:18:35,043 --> 01:18:36,177
Some residental.
1516
01:18:42,150 --> 01:18:43,150
What happened?
1517
01:18:44,920 --> 01:18:46,253
Fucking shit.
1518
01:18:53,161 --> 01:18:54,195
Do you live around here?
1519
01:18:55,097 --> 01:18:56,330
Not far.
1520
01:18:57,532 --> 01:18:59,492
I'm living with two
bitches right now.
1521
01:19:00,268 --> 01:19:01,502
Two of them?
1522
01:19:02,270 --> 01:19:03,771
My father told me two things.
1523
01:19:04,539 --> 01:19:05,539
One,
1524
01:19:05,541 --> 01:19:06,974
"If you are afraid of lonliness
1525
01:19:06,976 --> 01:19:07,908
do not marry."
1526
01:19:08,310 --> 01:19:09,510
And two,
1527
01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:13,013
"Real men takes dump
only once a day,
1528
01:19:13,982 --> 01:19:18,018
precisely at noon."
1529
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:28,562
You dog!
1530
01:19:38,073 --> 01:19:39,173
Betsy Kennedy.
1531
01:19:39,908 --> 01:19:41,242
Huh?
1532
01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:44,645
Betsy Kennedy took me
in my first move here.
1533
01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:46,981
Fine woman. Fine.
1534
01:19:48,917 --> 01:19:50,151
Nice rack!
1535
01:19:50,685 --> 01:19:51,919
Very nice.
1536
01:19:51,921 --> 01:19:53,921
An ex-boozer who now
believes in Jesus.
1537
01:19:55,357 --> 01:19:56,323
Like Bush.
1538
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,394
Bush.
1539
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:05,432
Other one is Asian,
1540
01:20:07,235 --> 01:20:10,337
traditionally trained the
in art of pleasing a man.
1541
01:20:11,306 --> 01:20:12,540
She's very young.
1542
01:20:12,941 --> 01:20:15,976
But, as they say
in my village...
1543
01:20:17,445 --> 01:20:19,446
The girl is ready when,
1544
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:23,651
my fist can fit into her sock.
1545
01:20:23,885 --> 01:20:24,852
You know?
1546
01:20:28,757 --> 01:20:30,090
I said that to her once,
1547
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:32,760
I thinks she got offended.
1548
01:20:33,995 --> 01:20:34,929
Called me,
1549
01:20:35,597 --> 01:20:36,797
peasant.
1550
01:20:36,965 --> 01:20:38,806
Told me to go back
to my country,
1551
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:40,634
have sex with my monkey.
1552
01:20:43,872 --> 01:20:45,072
You dog!
1553
01:20:53,481 --> 01:20:58,152
In Germany two
gay penguins adopted
1554
01:20:58,154 --> 01:21:01,455
a chicken that was
thrown out of a parent's
1555
01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:02,356
batch.
1556
01:21:03,124 --> 01:21:04,458
Hm.
1557
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,261
Yeah, there was an
article in the Spiegel.
1558
01:21:07,028 --> 01:21:08,028
Spiegel?
1559
01:21:18,874 --> 01:21:19,874
Noon.
1560
01:22:41,089 --> 01:22:42,756
Ooh!
1561
01:23:05,146 --> 01:23:06,146
Can I help you?
1562
01:23:07,115 --> 01:23:08,349
Are you Jerry?
1563
01:23:10,251 --> 01:23:11,552
I asked if I can help you.
1564
01:23:12,187 --> 01:23:13,887
I'm from the
Visionary Horizons.
1565
01:23:14,923 --> 01:23:17,558
I'm here for the property
beautification thing.
1566
01:23:19,327 --> 01:23:20,794
So you're the shit man?
1567
01:23:24,466 --> 01:23:26,433
And these guys' battery took.
1568
01:23:26,935 --> 01:23:28,135
It's dead.
1569
01:23:28,336 --> 01:23:30,204
So I thought maybe
you'd be good,
1570
01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,206
maybe you'd be kind.
1571
01:23:32,208 --> 01:23:33,440
Yeah?
1572
01:23:34,342 --> 01:23:36,510
The dump is
scheduled for Thursday.
1573
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:38,679
Come back on Thursday.
1574
01:23:39,881 --> 01:23:41,548
Esmeralda at
the office sent me today.
1575
01:23:43,084 --> 01:23:45,252
There must be some sort
of misunderstanding.
1576
01:23:50,525 --> 01:23:51,925
We just need a jump.
1577
01:23:54,529 --> 01:23:55,809
What the hell's your name?
1578
01:23:56,698 --> 01:23:57,698
Varnie.
1579
01:23:58,733 --> 01:24:00,300
Your face looks familiar.
1580
01:24:01,169 --> 01:24:02,929
Have you been to
the post office recently?
1581
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:09,510
Yeah. I sent
out 150,000 postcards
1582
01:24:10,245 --> 01:24:11,412
all over the world.
1583
01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:13,414
You know what they said?
1584
01:24:16,684 --> 01:24:17,951
Blow me.
1585
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:23,590
I don't know why I
did that or what I was
1586
01:24:23,592 --> 01:24:25,125
trying to prove, but -
1587
01:24:27,429 --> 01:24:30,264
All right. You can stay,
but shit man's got to go.
1588
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,866
There must be misunderstanding.
1589
01:24:34,335 --> 01:24:35,696
Why do you keep saying that?
1590
01:24:39,140 --> 01:24:41,375
Can you let him do his job?
1591
01:24:41,377 --> 01:24:42,309
Please?
1592
01:24:45,113 --> 01:24:46,346
No.
1593
01:24:46,348 --> 01:24:51,885
Mr. Milutin is
all charged up and
1594
01:24:51,887 --> 01:24:55,122
he really wants to go in there.
1595
01:24:56,057 --> 01:24:58,158
Milutin fucked
up the date okay?
1596
01:24:58,493 --> 01:24:59,827
Why did you fuck that up?
1597
01:25:00,161 --> 01:25:02,296
Milutin. Milutin.
1598
01:25:03,932 --> 01:25:05,065
Listen, you know what?
1599
01:25:05,067 --> 01:25:06,600
Don't tell me how to say stuff
1600
01:25:06,602 --> 01:25:10,871
because I'm an American and
I can say it like I please.
1601
01:25:12,740 --> 01:25:14,660
Just like they did
on Ellis Island.
1602
01:25:16,144 --> 01:25:17,444
I don't fuck up the date.
1603
01:25:22,383 --> 01:25:23,750
The gypsy girl at the office,
1604
01:25:23,752 --> 01:25:25,385
the receptionist,
she fucked it up.
1605
01:25:25,387 --> 01:25:26,420
She's not a gypsy.
1606
01:25:27,122 --> 01:25:27,955
Are you?
1607
01:25:27,957 --> 01:25:28,755
Me?
1608
01:25:28,757 --> 01:25:29,623
Yeah.
1609
01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,324
I'm not a gypsy.
1610
01:25:30,326 --> 01:25:31,024
No?
1611
01:25:31,026 --> 01:25:32,025
No.
1612
01:25:32,027 --> 01:25:32,826
You've got a yellow towel
1613
01:25:32,828 --> 01:25:34,061
on your fucking head.
1614
01:25:35,630 --> 01:25:37,698
Fuck this shit
1615
01:25:37,700 --> 01:25:39,299
and this creepy motherfucker!
1616
01:25:45,773 --> 01:25:47,007
Hey, Milutin.
1617
01:25:50,578 --> 01:25:52,458
Can I ask you a
personal question?
1618
01:25:55,683 --> 01:25:57,050
Eight inches.
1619
01:26:25,013 --> 01:26:26,079
Peace brother.
1620
01:26:27,582 --> 01:26:28,649
Thanks for the smoke.
1621
01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:41,261
Can I use your restroom?
1622
01:26:45,533 --> 01:26:47,034
I just need to change.
1623
01:26:53,141 --> 01:26:54,841
It's inside on the left.
1624
01:26:55,210 --> 01:26:56,677
Thank you.
1625
01:26:56,679 --> 01:26:58,445
Please don't throw
any paper in the bowl.
1626
01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,254
I think they have
finch fights going on here.
1627
01:28:14,989 --> 01:28:15,856
What?
1628
01:28:15,858 --> 01:28:17,090
The finch fights.
1629
01:28:17,191 --> 01:28:19,226
It is the new hot
underground thing of
1630
01:28:20,496 --> 01:28:22,095
There's a lot of
betting involved and the
1631
01:28:22,097 --> 01:28:24,665
way they fight them
they would put two
1632
01:28:24,667 --> 01:28:26,867
male finches and one
female in one cage
1633
01:28:26,869 --> 01:28:28,568
and they male would
fight to death.
1634
01:28:28,570 --> 01:28:29,836
Okay, calm down.
1635
01:28:29,838 --> 01:28:31,305
Sometimes they
put pieces of razors
1636
01:28:31,307 --> 01:28:32,439
on their little claws.
1637
01:28:32,441 --> 01:28:33,841
There was an article
in the Spiegel.
1638
01:28:33,975 --> 01:28:35,242
What's the Spiegel?
1639
01:28:35,244 --> 01:28:36,576
I really think
we should do something.
1640
01:28:36,711 --> 01:28:38,812
Listen, no one
cares what you think.
1641
01:28:38,814 --> 01:28:40,047
You have a Facebook account.
1642
01:28:40,748 --> 01:28:41,988
And what's up with the jacket?
1643
01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:44,551
I thought I looked respectable.
1644
01:28:45,286 --> 01:28:49,356
Just stay where
I can see you please.
1645
01:29:12,013 --> 01:29:13,280
Done.
1646
01:29:13,948 --> 01:29:15,315
All that's missing is a.
1647
01:29:15,683 --> 01:29:16,983
- I
- Don't have one on me.
1648
01:29:19,320 --> 01:29:21,555
Well go get it
you stupid little fuck.
1649
01:29:22,323 --> 01:29:23,644
What the fuck am
I paying you for?
1650
01:29:23,758 --> 01:29:24,658
You're not paying me.
1651
01:29:24,660 --> 01:29:25,700
I'm your son-in-law.
1652
01:29:26,594 --> 01:29:27,994
Can't you just be useful?
1653
01:29:29,163 --> 01:29:30,130
Be useful.
1654
01:29:31,799 --> 01:29:33,200
Come on little fuck. Get up.
1655
01:29:39,674 --> 01:29:41,041
He knows I'm kidding.
1656
01:29:41,043 --> 01:29:42,376
He likes it.
1657
01:29:43,311 --> 01:29:45,912
So I don't think
my car needs a.
1658
01:29:47,782 --> 01:29:50,217
Every car needs a, man.
1659
01:29:50,718 --> 01:29:52,018
I don't even know what a is.
1660
01:29:52,020 --> 01:29:53,980
It sounds foreign
and kind of pervy.
1661
01:29:55,189 --> 01:29:57,724
A is a
revolutionary air freshener.
1662
01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,763
It smells like spring rain.
1663
01:30:03,531 --> 01:30:06,166
It also releases negative ions,
1664
01:30:06,434 --> 01:30:07,434
as well as oxygen.
1665
01:30:07,902 --> 01:30:09,136
It keeps you kind of -
1666
01:30:09,937 --> 01:30:11,304
It keeps you kind of perky.
1667
01:30:12,073 --> 01:30:14,307
I'm in charge of
marketing for this region.
1668
01:30:14,809 --> 01:30:16,309
Maybe you can get
on board and spread
1669
01:30:16,311 --> 01:30:18,078
the word and make some cash.
1670
01:30:19,580 --> 01:30:23,450
I'm sure it's different
from crack money.
1671
01:30:25,052 --> 01:30:26,453
But green is green.
1672
01:30:47,542 --> 01:30:49,062
So what do I
owe you for the work?
1673
01:30:49,777 --> 01:30:51,011
Don't worry about it.
1674
01:30:51,546 --> 01:30:52,846
Jerry's not a ballbreaker.
1675
01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:54,548
He wants to help.
1676
01:30:54,782 --> 01:30:57,050
Today is my youngest
grandson's birthday.
1677
01:30:57,385 --> 01:30:58,718
He turns four.
1678
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:00,800
We're going to make a
surprise party for him.
1679
01:31:01,823 --> 01:31:05,659
He's got some sort of deep
psychological problems.
1680
01:31:06,027 --> 01:31:09,696
He likes to headbutt
stuff like an angry
1681
01:31:09,698 --> 01:31:11,264
mountain goat.
1682
01:31:13,334 --> 01:31:14,634
Bam! Bam! Bam!
1683
01:31:20,908 --> 01:31:23,677
The kid's only four and he's
already losing his shit.
1684
01:31:24,245 --> 01:31:26,446
The only thing that
really calms him down
1685
01:31:26,448 --> 01:31:27,781
is birds.
1686
01:31:29,283 --> 01:31:31,444
Now even all the birds
are killing each other
1687
01:31:32,153 --> 01:31:33,453
We have to separate them.
1688
01:31:38,659 --> 01:31:39,626
Strange.
1689
01:31:48,135 --> 01:31:49,002
Take care man.
1690
01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:49,703
All right.
1691
01:31:53,941 --> 01:31:54,841
Drive.
1692
01:31:55,109 --> 01:31:55,976
What did you do?
1693
01:31:55,978 --> 01:31:56,710
Just drive.
1694
01:32:33,681 --> 01:32:34,921
I'm adopted
too. You know?
1695
01:32:35,082 --> 01:32:36,416
Really?
1696
01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:39,819
I mean I can't
prove it but you know
1697
01:32:40,087 --> 01:32:41,388
I'm pretty sure.
1698
01:32:43,658 --> 01:32:45,778
So how many guys have
you been with before me?
1699
01:32:54,168 --> 01:32:55,101
25.
1700
01:32:56,103 --> 01:32:57,070
Not bad.
1701
01:32:58,739 --> 01:32:59,806
How about yourself?
1702
01:33:00,474 --> 01:33:01,441
How many girls?
1703
01:33:01,976 --> 01:33:03,043
About 60 I think.
1704
01:33:03,811 --> 01:33:04,744
Very good.
1705
01:33:04,912 --> 01:33:05,845
Yeah.
1706
01:33:10,051 --> 01:33:10,951
You want to know
why I didn't want
1707
01:33:10,953 --> 01:33:12,113
to try on those flip flops?
1708
01:33:12,753 --> 01:33:14,087
Yesterday back at the store.
1709
01:33:14,922 --> 01:33:16,423
Why?
1710
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:21,227
Because I didn't
cut my nails, my toenails.
1711
01:33:23,731 --> 01:33:25,265
Yeah.
1712
01:33:25,633 --> 01:33:27,553
I thought you might
be having alpha bitch toe.
1713
01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:29,302
A what?
1714
01:33:30,171 --> 01:33:31,972
There's a popular
belief that your
1715
01:33:31,974 --> 01:33:34,507
status in the relationship
is predetermined
1716
01:33:34,509 --> 01:33:35,809
by your toes.
1717
01:33:35,943 --> 01:33:38,378
So, if your big toe
is bigger than the one
1718
01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:40,447
next to it the male would
be in charge meaning
1719
01:33:40,449 --> 01:33:41,748
you're an alpha male.
1720
01:33:41,750 --> 01:33:43,483
But if the one next to
your big toe is bigger,
1721
01:33:43,485 --> 01:33:46,152
I call it a wingman, meaning
you're an alpha bitch.
1722
01:33:46,921 --> 01:33:49,456
But the thing about it
is what really matters is
1723
01:33:49,458 --> 01:33:50,457
the mix.
1724
01:33:50,992 --> 01:33:52,592
Two big toes make a good couple.
1725
01:33:52,827 --> 01:33:54,561
A big toe and a wingman
means there will
1726
01:33:54,563 --> 01:33:55,929
be bloodshed.
1727
01:33:56,297 --> 01:33:58,565
Two wingmen probably
means that the couple
1728
01:33:58,733 --> 01:34:00,967
will burn over low
flame of depression for
1729
01:34:00,969 --> 01:34:02,202
the rest of their life.
1730
01:34:02,603 --> 01:34:03,770
Because one will always
look to the other
1731
01:34:03,772 --> 01:34:05,071
to cut the ribbon.
1732
01:34:07,341 --> 01:34:10,243
Well, I ain't
got the alpha bitch.
1733
01:34:13,147 --> 01:34:14,547
Do not walk in front of me.
1734
01:34:14,849 --> 01:34:16,116
I may not follow.
1735
01:34:16,917 --> 01:34:19,019
Do not walk behind
me, I may not lead.
1736
01:34:19,320 --> 01:34:22,555
Just walk beside me
and be my friend.
1737
01:34:34,435 --> 01:34:35,969
I don't give a fuck about toes.
1738
01:34:37,772 --> 01:34:39,406
I also shuffle my
feet like a Japenese girl
1739
01:34:39,408 --> 01:34:40,329
in high heels.
1740
01:34:44,345 --> 01:34:46,345
Works better with a
bunch of shopping bags.
1741
01:37:19,867 --> 01:37:20,867
Wow.
1742
01:37:22,136 --> 01:37:23,036
You like that?
1743
01:37:23,571 --> 01:37:24,971
So tight.
1744
01:37:24,973 --> 01:37:26,773
It was sad and
beautiful at the same time.
1745
01:37:27,341 --> 01:37:28,341
That's what we do.
1746
01:37:28,343 --> 01:37:29,464
We turn pain into profit.
1747
01:37:29,743 --> 01:37:31,244
We do at that.
1748
01:37:31,246 --> 01:37:33,112
Just like Adele who has
been crying over the same
1749
01:37:33,114 --> 01:37:34,681
guy for four years now.
1750
01:37:36,151 --> 01:37:37,391
So, where are you guys from?
1751
01:37:37,751 --> 01:37:38,751
We're from LA.
1752
01:37:38,919 --> 01:37:40,086
Oh right on.
1753
01:37:40,088 --> 01:37:41,287
Michael is from LA.
1754
01:37:41,289 --> 01:37:43,169
He's a writer, a
screen play writer.
1755
01:37:43,290 --> 01:37:44,757
Not a screenplay writer.
1756
01:37:45,092 --> 01:37:48,761
I ejaculate the vulgar
concepts of my insane mind
1757
01:37:48,763 --> 01:37:50,029
onto the paper.
1758
01:37:50,031 --> 01:37:51,264
He wrote a screenplay.
1759
01:37:51,266 --> 01:37:52,565
Tell them about the
screenplay you wrote.
1760
01:37:52,567 --> 01:37:53,867
I did. I did
write a screenplay.
1761
01:37:53,869 --> 01:37:56,536
It's about the world's
first gay superhero.
1762
01:37:56,904 --> 01:38:00,240
His name is Bjorn and he's
simultaneously battling
1763
01:38:00,242 --> 01:38:02,876
evil and his own
sexual identity.
1764
01:38:03,477 --> 01:38:04,477
Dope.
1765
01:38:05,112 --> 01:38:06,412
Straight.
1766
01:38:06,414 --> 01:38:08,134
Are you guys going
to see Blonde Priest?
1767
01:38:08,682 --> 01:38:09,916
I don't now what that is.
1768
01:38:09,918 --> 01:38:11,484
Is that like a
rapper or something?
1769
01:38:11,486 --> 01:38:13,853
I mean I respect the brothers
and their energy and all
1770
01:38:13,855 --> 01:38:17,824
but sometimes I'm like
dude can you stop cussing
1771
01:38:17,826 --> 01:38:19,125
over that song?
1772
01:38:19,127 --> 01:38:19,893
No,
no. Blonde Priest are
1773
01:38:19,895 --> 01:38:21,461
like new age.
1774
01:38:21,463 --> 01:38:24,530
They're like alternative kind
of like that song Fireflies.
1775
01:38:24,698 --> 01:38:26,432
It's anal sex music, basically.
1776
01:38:26,967 --> 01:38:28,434
Dope.
1777
01:38:28,436 --> 01:38:31,237
No, no, no. They
are not singing Fireflies.
1778
01:38:31,472 --> 01:38:32,605
They are a band.
1779
01:38:32,740 --> 01:38:34,073
Blonde Priest is a band.
1780
01:38:34,075 --> 01:38:35,375
No, Pink Floyd is a band.
1781
01:38:35,377 --> 01:38:36,309
Pink Floyd is a band.
1782
01:38:36,311 --> 01:38:37,543
U2 is a band.
1783
01:38:37,778 --> 01:38:39,245
Rolling Stones, The Strokes.
1784
01:38:40,047 --> 01:38:41,381
I am going to start a band and
1785
01:38:41,383 --> 01:38:42,982
it's going to be
called Punk Floyd.
1786
01:38:43,150 --> 01:38:44,484
- I
- Mean what are they going
1787
01:38:44,486 --> 01:38:45,985
to perform for some
fireman's funeral?
1788
01:38:46,253 --> 01:38:48,021
We'll perform
Pink Floyd covers,
1789
01:38:48,023 --> 01:38:49,255
but they will be punk.
1790
01:38:49,423 --> 01:38:50,323
Dope.
1791
01:38:51,225 --> 01:38:52,225
This is a fact.
1792
01:38:52,826 --> 01:38:54,294
Bob Dylan and the Beatles
1793
01:38:54,495 --> 01:38:56,329
single handedly ruined music.
1794
01:38:56,563 --> 01:38:57,864
I agree.
1795
01:38:57,866 --> 01:38:58,865
Why aren't there more French
1796
01:38:58,867 --> 01:39:00,433
rock bands?
1797
01:39:00,435 --> 01:39:01,267
I think Paul McCartney's
best work was with Wings.
1798
01:39:01,402 --> 01:39:02,669
I play bass.
1799
01:39:02,671 --> 01:39:03,970
- I
- Like to eat melon.
1800
01:39:04,705 --> 01:39:06,005
Would it be
weird if I had a crow
1801
01:39:06,007 --> 01:39:07,307
as a pet?
1802
01:39:07,975 --> 01:39:10,076
Hey, you want to jam with us?
1803
01:39:13,147 --> 01:39:14,080
Funf.
1804
01:39:26,293 --> 01:39:27,126
Dope.
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