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Reality Junkies

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Name of actor that stolen items as of right over here

You mean the missing item and it's detective sorry

No it's been stolen can't you see

Right here my husband bought it for me in China and now it's gone

See that's the problem nowadays no one's buying American anymore

It's missing my Monday dildo is missing

Where's your husband at right now

What does dildo anyway

It's my Monday dildo my husband bought it for me for the days that he works like you know I'm a

Very sexual woman and I have needed

Why don't you just use Wednesdays dildo

Let's stay calm your mom I understand

You mean you got a special doodle to

No I mean I understand you have needs

Oh that's a sweet that's a great idea what's a great idea

I can have sex with you because then I will be cheating on my Monday dildo

I mean

You're so good at that

Oh God

I guess so grown

Oh God

You're definitely detective you're feeling going all the right places

So good

Take that off

Kick the dust-up

Looking good

Forgot

Oh my God

Oh God

Oh God

Oh God oh God oh God oh God

Oh God oh God

How far are you

Don't fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk

Google

Oh my God yes

Feels so good

So bad

Oh yeah

Oh my God

Hi

Found your dildo

Hey solve the mystery of the missing dildo