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Niklas!

Niklas!

Your brother's dead.

It's true.

Dwayne said! They found him at Haukevann.

- His face was completely blue. - As blue as his undies.

Niklas's brother's dead!

"Finn Kristian"

"Baste Hartmann"

"Katarina Munch"

lt'll have to be next to the desk.

Next to... so, between the... beside

- turn off the shower I can't... - Cato?

- Hi, welcome. They're here. - Thanks.

Yes... no, next to. "On the side."

Hey check this, I've found a frog!

Tommy, take this.

- Bergstrem? - Ramm?

So here we go again.

Here we go.

And the wife?

- Still struggling with herpes. - Of course.

First Katarina, now the Hartmann brothers.

What the fuck's happening up here?

Do you remember we used to play "memory"?

Banana?

...and banana.

And this one? The brother? Has anyone seen him?

I'm not sure.

They both disappeared on Friday. My bet is that he's lying out there as well...

How's it going?

I'm freezing my balls off!

Look! A shoe.

Could be the murderer's.

Dwayne this is Nicholas Ramm.

Are you the expert from Oslo?

- And you're Dwayne? - Yeah.

I think you've been really clever.

So what do we do now?

Who was the last to see him alive?

Isn't that what you're supposed to find out?

Marion Gjasten, Hakastrand News.

Can you verify that this is Finn Kristian Hartmann who...

Oy, which side of the tape should you be on, Marion?

- Is it Finn Kristian who is... - Marion?

This is confidential. Chistopher Robin is dead.

Shot in the stomach. But the police have a clue. Piglet!

Shit!

Bloody Oslo jerk.

Oslo jerk? Good one.

Nice car!

Oy, you! Nice car!

Everyone assumes that it's them.

You as well?

I assume nothing.

I'm just saying you should be careful.

- The family's here. - The family?

The Hartmann family.

Raymond, this is Nicholas Ramm.

We went to police academy together. He was the star pupil.

And you the Niklas.

We've almost got the same name. I'm called Nicholas.

Maybe we're related?

Is Baste dead as well?

We hope not.

They have taken my boys.

Niklas!

- We're doing our best. - OH YES! HURRAY!

They have taken my boys.

Hello Niklas.

Now, what's up?

Isn't there a meeting now, Holger?

We must see the murder of Finn Kristian in relation to that of Katarina Munch.

On Friday night Baste and Finken ate at home.

Around 11pm they left to... "fix some stuff".

A bit louder, Holger.

They disappeared on their bikes, and haven't been seen until

Finken was pulled out of the water this morning.

Coffee?

I'll hand you over to Nicholas Ramm.

He works for the CID in Oslo.

Ramm knows all the details of the Katarina-case, and is here to help us.

The best thing would be to gas the whole family.

I'll show you something strange.

These three are all innocent.

They're innocent until the opposite is proven.

Jesus!

It's almost six months since Katarina Munch was found under the bridge.

And someone had done things to her that were so...

sick... that I cannot accuse anyone of doing such things.

Unless I know for certain.

But I don't know who killed Katarina Munch.

Does anyone here have a clue?

They're on the board.

That's my point.

How do you know that, Dwayne?

He knows because Finken said so himself.

Said what?

He said he'd... He said it at a party.

What did he say?

I don't know... I wasn't at that party

but someone said he'd said he'd done it and stuff.

Done it and stuff?

You!

You're not from around here you don't understand how it works.

- Aren't you thirsty? - Yes

This case has been going for 4 months. And nobody has found anything.

All we have is an old farmer who might have seen two people on the bridge.

In a car which might have been stolen in Fredrikstad three days earlier.

Until someone finds some bloody good proof and sticks it up my arse...

Baste and Finn Kristian are...

- Finken! - You know what I think, Dwayne?

I think you did it.

Watch what you fucking say!

I've got nothing to do with that stuff.

- I need a piss. - I think a few of us need that.

Smells like shit in here.

- What the fuck! - Stop it!

This isn't a bloody zoo!

I saw a white car on the bridge. But it Was too far away to see who was in it.

They're insane, the whole lot of them.

It isn't so strange. What with their dad... He's always been doing stuff.

Can I have some of that springwater?

No, I'm trying to remember now.

It was... it was.

So the father's on the dole, and the mother just sits there!

No I haven't got a clue... lots of people say there's been an angel and stuff...

Angel?

Is that so strange? It's not so hard to...

Careful; Solvir!

I've lived here all my life, Ramm.

Except when I studied, of course. I know Hotten.

And I know that none of my children could do anything this gruesome.

None.

The Hartmann family...

The Hartmanns are not my children.

Unfortunately.

No, it was an angel that flew through Hotten.

Isn't that beautiful?

She gave me a flower once.

It was only a few days before... before she...

She found them by the road. She was such a beautiful girl.

Such a beautiful expression in her eyes.

But I... if anyone had killed my child

had done anything like that to my child. I would have killed them.

I think.

Katarina always liked Roo the best.

It's a pity mum hasn't got... one of those

pouches on her tummy, so I could... I could...

Hide in it?

Yes.

Mum, this is...

Nicholas.

He says they've killed Finken.

Would you like a drink?

They found him in a river.

He asked if we know anything, but I told him no.

You're probably used to real Coca-Cola, but we only drink Butterfly here.

We prefer it.

The papers had a Cola competition once, and we came fourth.

No, I guess I should... I've got to go... to the shops. Yes.

Somebody has killed someone who maybe only maybe killed Katarina.

What do you think about that?

I think that's fine.

That was the grocers at Hakastrand. Somebody saw Baste Hartmann.

Victoria Where is Hakastrand?

I got the shivers when I heard he'd killed that girl.

- We don't know that for sure yet. - No?

Hi kids!

Shut up hag!

I didn't know what to do. Never had to deal with anything like that, you know?

But I kept the receipt.

Here it says... crisps, for example.

And the p stands for paprika crisps.

That's not important!

And here's soup, which is odd, coz it is tomato, and he got tomatoes as well!

It's not really that odd. He might put chopped tomatoes in the soup.

Yeah, to make it more meaty, sort of.

- More meaty, I see. - Well I don't know. Did I do it right?

Tomatoes in the soup?

Yes.

To make it more meaty, sort of

What do you say shall we call it a night?

Call it what you want, but I'm off to bed.

- Anything else before we close? - No thanks, I'm done.

- Where are you going to sleep tonight? - Between you and your wife.

Victoria?

Nicholas hasn't got anywhere to sleep tonight, could you maybe...?

Yeah yeah, that's fine.

What's fine?

You know... Victoria has a double bed. Huge!

No, that's not what I meant. It's... my aunt, she has a bed and breakfast

so I've ordered a room for you.

Ahh. So you haven't got a double bed?

No.

It's 200 a night, with breakfast.

- May one ask for cornflakes? - Honni Korn.

What?

- I've got Honni Korn. - Honni Korn? Well, that's fine.

There's no toilet in the room, but you can use the bathroom in the hallway.

You'll have it to yourself.

Great.

I like being in the bathroom. By myself.

Yes.

If you want anything, I'm in the next room.

That's good to know.

They got what they deserved. Didn't they?

Everyone here knows it was them.

So I'll be next door, if you want anything.

Next door.

Everyone here knows everything, always.

You're next door, And everybody knows. Always.

Right.

Hi.

I heard someone playing bloody good piano last night.

Yeah...

I've only just learnt it.

So have you done your homework?

- Not maths. - Why not?

- Maths sucks - Oh...

I've gotta go.

My dad...

My dad says that you must do your job.

And what job is that, then?

Finken and stuff... He says you have to get them to stop.

They didn't kill that retard.

- Two plus two is four. - I know that.

- Please take out the yellow books. - No.

Niklas?

So nice that you could come today...

But... You should feel free to take a few days off... lt'd be okay.

Has everybody got the yellow books? Good. Turn to the chapter on

osmosis.

Niklas has brought a dead cat to school. Fuck, it stinks!

Out walking?

Have you found Baste then? I heard somebody had seen him.

I hope you brought a bag?

If you don't have a bag, I'll have to fine you.

I'm serious.

- Look, really... - I can't make exceptions for priests.

Hi.

Do you follow?

Three guys, two condoms, one of them has herpes, one girl.

What do they do?

OK, we'll be there as soon as possible. Yeah? Just stay there. OK.

Baste Hartmann. He's at Kongsbakk roadhouse.

I said you'd be right up.

Cato... Where is Kongsbakk?

So the second one cums in the second condom, and then the first one

or the last, turns them inside-out, like so, and all the cum stays inside.

What?

Hi Niklas. Baste called.

- They've killed my cat. - What?

- They killed my cat! - Who?

I'll kill them... it's... they're not allowed to do these things.

If you kill someone, I have to put you in jail.

So?

There is no-one who can decide who deserves to die.

Not even God?

Maybe.

Listen Niklas. I'll find out who did this.

And they'll be punished. But no-one is going to kill anyone. Do you hear?

Niklas!

This is Radio Hakastrand one more question and you are a winner!

- Who is the King of Norway? - I'm not sure...

Come on Aina! Harald!

Come on Aina! Harald!

Nicholas Ramm?

Baste Hartmann.

Got a light?

Oy, you, great car!

You can have it when I've finished with it.

Wait here.

Victoria? Can you find Baste a bed, he'll be here a few days.

There's a law about passive smoking

and it says it's illegal to smoke in a public place.

And this is a public place.

Pissed off? Pissed off because of your sister?

- My sister? - Yeah. Your sister.

This has got nothing to do with my sister.

- That's not what Finken said. - Oh yeah, so what did he say?

He said you're a prissy little heart- breaker, who wouldn't harm a fly

and wouldn't even think of tickling a little retards cunt.

- Fuck off, you bastard! - Fuck off yourself, you clown.

And stay away from my sister!

Baste... the white car.

Fuck the white car! Christ, you've gone on about that for four months!

Just because I've done shit in the past I've suddenly become a fucking pervert!

It's not me who's dangerous, it's them!

Them?

They... They bloody well killed my brother.

Just because of some stupid drunken jokes.

- Can I have some springwater? - Sit.

Listen.

If we had done this, we'd deserve to be drowned in Haukevann.

But it wasn't us who did it.

Hello Niklas.

I suppose I should give my condolences.

I actually came to deliver this flyer.

Look here: Niklas Hartmann. Maple Leaf Rag.

You play just before the choir.

Niklas, who's there?

I can't do it.

I've tuned the piano, Niklas.

I've tuned the piano just for you.

What do you want?

Poor Niklas.

And now it's time to say goodbye.

Nicholas?

Hi. Is this space free?

No.

Forty beers.

Cato, Nicholas is going to drink forty beers.

I think I'll have a Butterfly Cola instead.

Or perhaps just a glass of white wine.

Twenty nine.

Keep the change.

Oh, this shall be cheers to Arnt-Olaf, Hurrah!

- Arnt-Olaf? - Arnt-Olaf.

- Arnt-Olaf! - Arnt-Olaf!

I think you should go home.

But, please...

They killed my boy.

Look after Baste... don't let anyone harm him,

No-one will harm him. He'll sleep at the station tonight.

Holger? It wasn't them. I would know.

I'm their mother.

Could I please get something to drink?

I just think it's so strange...

Let's go for a walk, Andrea. A little walk, just you and me.

So come on... Come on...

Fuck off...

Arnt-Olaf...

Satan.

SATAN!

And no-one saw anything.

I saw a bird.

- A huge woodpecker. - Mr. Policeman, I think I saw a bloody

massive... I think it was a wood pecker... hacking into your tires!

I know who did it.

Let's see?

I think you should come with me.

- It wasn't me! - Of course it was.

If it had been one of these boys, they would certainly have admitted it.

It wasn't me! Won't anyone help me?

Watch what you're doing.

How do you get that funny quiff?

How hard can you hit?

So come on. So what if I'm a policeman.

Or don't you dare?

Oh this shall be cheers to Nicholas Hurrah!

This shall be cheers to Nicholas Hurrah!

And shame on he who won't drink to Nicholas it is his drink,

Hurray hurray, these cheers were brave, Hurray!

Nice tie.

Yeah, I thought it was someone's birthday.

It's Arnt-Olaf's birthdays, so one should dress up.

You weren't invited. Didn't you pick that up? Jerk.

Hi.

I can't sleep. And I heard you come in. And I thought that...

- Are you tired? - No. I'm pissed off.

People say that an angel did it.

- Yes. Tomorrow there'll be cornflakes. - You are definitely an angel.

Mrs. Kloppen?

When I was little, my mum would stroke my hair if anyone had been cruel to me.

Will you sleep here tonight?

They've found the white car.

Victoria?

Do you ever smile?

Yeah, if something's funny.

So... what's funny?

- Cosby. - Cosby?

That's pretty funny.

Niklas?

Hi. It's good you're here. I think Baste is waiting for you.

- Victoria, do you know where Baste is? - Toilet.

Hi. Nicholas. You coming?

Tommy, calm down.

- Have you spoken to Jansen? - Fuck Jansen.

Is it the one?

Banana and banana.

- Has anyone got a fag? - You shouldn't smoke with bronchitis.

It could kill you.

A lot of things could kill you.

Left, Tommy... Not so high, Tommy... In a bit

and down!

Tommy!

Down, Tommy, down.

Yes?

Hello. How's things?

Good.

- So why aren't you at school? - Don't go to gym.

Why not?

I'm sick.

How are things with the ladies?

- Has it grown lately? - It grows all the time.

Right on. Let me see.

Got any hair yet? Hey?

A bit.

How long will you be here?

Don't know.

Will you look after mum?

Yeah.

Niklas!

Why weren't you at school today?

- So play. Feel the ball. - Come on then. Show us what you can do.

Bloody nice ball.

You gotta learn how to "head", you know.

Watch your head. That's the way. Teach you to "head".

Look who's the King!

Check out how good this guy's head is!

You know Gustav? Drre's big brother?

He's at trade school. You know what trade? Hairdressing.

Shall we see what's inside the ball?

- Get lost... - Ball? This isn't a ball?

It's two, like, Chinese hats!

Hey!

Do you want Gustav to cut your hair? He's shithot.

Does Father need help?

The Father always needs help.

Tommy!

This is what we've talked about, okay?

Ah, they are so beautiful, so beautiful. Aren't they beautiful?

Every now and again one must get rid of things one doesn't need.

You mean the bibles?

- Clever chap, - Tommy, yes.

Tommy the walls can't take it. Put out that cigarette IMMEDIATELY.

We are in God's house.

No, he's not so clever all the time.

But he's a devil on the organ.

Do you want one? I'm sure it's been some time since you read one.

I've just read a bit about angels.

Was it one of those that killed Finn Kristian?

That is Pontious Pilate.

You should cut you bloody toenails more often, or they'll get ingrown.

Come on cut his dick off.

Ouch!

Oh, sorry!

Do you like your family, Niklas?

You know what Baste and Finken did with that girl? Huh? Would you have done it?

Do you know how your dad gets money? My taxes go straight into his pockets!

He's just too lazy to work. So we don't want you to end up like that, see?

Finished. Arnt-Olaf finished.

Go home and tell your dad the angels are in a fucking ugly mood right now.

- Cola? - No thanks!

It's very good. We won third place in a Cola competition once.

- Fourth. - Fourth?

It's allowed down here.

Did you mean what you said about me being involved in the murder?

Of course not you're the priest.

I don't think I've ever seen such a small bog.

Cheap to feed.

So small and cute. I could do anything I wanted to it.

Now we're not playing any more.

If you...

If you do anything to Mathew...

All I need to do is squeeze a bit harder.

You wouldn't. You're not the type.

You have no idea what type I am.

Can I have Mathew?

Hi, a man called to say he'd seen an angel in his barn.

- An angel in the barn? - Yep, and there's Jan at Rosstsen,

saw two strangers sipping beer by his outhouse, who appeared to have haloes

and then there's the girls at the ski cabin who say they've seen a UFO.

And Solvir Jung has killed her husband.

Cato.

- An angel? - Yes.

Who killed your husband?

- He rang the... - He rang your doorbell?

Yes... and then he came in. My husband was watching TV.

And I tried to make him leave, but...

The angel just lifted his arm...

- How? - What?

How did he lift his arm?

Like this...

Hi.

Listen Nico... Is it okay to call you Nico?

That stuff last night... just forget it.

I should apologize for those guys... But you see

that stuff just happens if you've had a bit too much to drink...

- You know what I mean? - Yes, of course I know what you mean.

Come and have a beer with me, we can sit and talk crap for ten

fifteen minutes. Depends how fast you drink.

So why are you allergic?

Fucked if I know, I just am.

You allergic to all kinds of nuts, or just the "p" ones?

- Not nutmeg. - Why not?

That's just the way it is.

So what happens? If you ear nuts?

I spew my guts out, and my whole body itches.

Imagine Christmas, if there's nuts in the pudding...

I suppose I should go home.

What if everybody was in on it.

Everybody. Then what would you do?

Lmagine if everyone in here knew everything. If a small community

had figured out this was the only right thing to do, and then... done it.

What would you do then?

Niklas?

Who's playing?

Shh.

Stay there.

Come on I'll kick the shit out of you all!

My cousin, he was allergic to nuts as well

he was eating chocolate once, and some nuts had got stuck in the machine.

And he died.

Shit.

Stay on a bit Nico, let's play pinball. 50 quick ones and we call it a night.

Let's go back to bed, son.

Raymond?

Andrea call the police, Niklas go up to mum.

- What is it? - Call the police for fuck's sake!

Can you hear, we're calling the police! So get the fuck out!

Niklas go up to your mum.

Don't take my dad!

Don't take my dad!

Bloody nice boy.

- Niklas? Yeah. - Yes.

Listen Dwayne.

That young girl outside, the one with the headband.

- Marika? - Mmm. Pretty young.

I like them best young. Juicy... around the 82-83 model, they're good.

That's what's so cool about having a moustache, you know?

They're with you for so much longer...

That was my sister, you bugger.

You got a light or...?

And me?

Where did that guy who was here go?

- The one who was here? - Yes.

Don't know.

They took Raymond.

- Who took Raymond? - They took Raymond.

Yes, who? Where is Niklas?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Niklas!

I'm going to shoot them all those arseholes!

Fucking hell they suck, they suck!

Niklas, we'll find your dad.

Fuck my dad. My dad is a shit.

No Niklas. Your dad is not a shit.

Everything sucks!

Piss off!

It is a jerk. Such a bloody jerk.

Excuse me

Excuse me is it true that Raymond Hartmann has been kidnapped?

Only a question.

Nilkas? Have they taken your father? Nilkas? Did they take away your father?

Cato! Cato!

Calm down, I've got a right to be here, you can't shoo me away!

Did someone cross the line a bit now? Did they cross it just a ting wee bit?

- You've got problems! - Cato!

I'm gonna shove my boot so far up your arse then we'll see who's got problems!

Cato! I've got shit on my hands, can you come and dry it off?

What a fucking dump!

- Heard anything? - Nope!

Every time we knock it's like there's no-one home. Fuck this night!

Jansen wants to talk to you. He say's that it...

Do you cheat, Holger?

Sometimes.

Nicholas? You need help. Jansen says that...

Fuck Jansen. We'll be fine.

We won't.

Holger? Someone who calls himself Gabriel is on line two.

- Who the fuck is Gabriel? - I think you should answer.

And Dwayne is sick, so he's gone home.

Hello. Who am I talking to?

I just want to say hello from a mutual friend.

Who am I talking to?

Raymond, do you want to speak to Holger?

- Think he's asleep. - What have you lot done to him?

Us lot? There's only me here.

You don't believe those stories about vigilantes, that everybody's in on it?

- Do you believe in God, Holger? - Where is Raymond?

- Is that you, Nicholas? - Where is Raymond Hartmann?

He's having breakfast with the angels.

Fucking hell! Bloody fucking hell!

This is not funny. This is NOT funny. Warning.

- What is it? - Nothing.

Think louder.

Yeah... Come!

- Tyremarks. - Tyremarks?

Tyremarks.

- Tin-man first? - Tin-man first.

I have spoken with the angels.

- Cato, get him loose. - I have spoken with the angels.

Stay calm.

Nobody's coming. I have spoken with the angels.

- Raymond. - Niklas! Niklas isn't gone!

Stay calm. Sit still. Call the ambulance!

My hand's bleeding...

It's Cato, can we have an ambulance to Burgers From Heaven?

My hand's bleeding... inside the hand...

The ambulance is on it's way.

Raymond, Raymond...

It doesn't work... doesn't work...

Didn't know you carried a weapon. Have you got a license?

Why do they look so bloody cheerful?

I suppose they're laughing at us. Or maybe they just like the burgers.

You've got blood on your cheek.

So have you.

The car?

No prints, no hair, no blood, nothing.

- And the hamburger joint? - No prints, no hair, lots of blood.

I want to go back to Oslo.

But isn't there a party tonight? Dwayne promised me a babe with massive boobs!

Cato!

Look'y here isn't it Dwayne Karlson?

Aren't you at home with bronchitis? Look what I found. A shoe!

And Nico I was never here.

And I have at least 20 witnesses to prove it.

We have a message from Katarina Munch.

Where are the goodies? Get the nuts!

- Open up, Nico! - Come on, open wide!

A nut for Katarina!

One last one, Nico!

I don't think he likes nuts.

One, two, three, four...

I'd like to tell you about a dream I had one night.

I dreamt I stood in a big hall. Full of angels.

Isn't that strange?

Are there any angels here today?

Are there any angels here?

Thanks.

There aren't any angels.

There are only masses of people.

But sometimes one just gets so bloody sick of them.

I spoke to Katarina last night.

And she really is an angel.

You know what...? She's not angry at all.

She misses you. But she's not angry.

And you're not doing this for Katarina.

You're doing it for yourselves. Only for yourselves.

- Have you spoken to Jansen? - They'll be here tomorrow.

Right. Then there'll be a party tomorrow as well.

You should have been at the party, Niklas.

Have a seat.

Excuse the mess. We collect videos, you see. There's more in the attic.

We were given a video camera once.

Dressed up in weird clothes... Finn Kristian borrowed a dress, and...

it was funny. We always used to watch it at Christmas. It was very funny.

I was in it and I played the mother.

It was a Mafia film, I had to say stuff like "grande, mamma mia", all the time.

I'll show you something.

Look what they made for me a kind of diploma.

Best Mum in the World.

- Mrs. Hartmann... - Best mum in the world...

Mrs. Hartmann...

Yes, would you like some more coffee?

Mum.

Can't you play for us a little, Niklas?

Andrea.

Yes.

Who do you think killed Katarina Munch?

Mum.

Can't you play that nice one, Niklas? You know?

Let's stand over here.

Don't fool around...

Really ticklish hey? Are you ticklish?

- Yes. - Are you ticklish?

- Can you howl? - Be mad!

Can you be a wolf? Real wolf... bad dog, bad dog...

Let's look at you... naughty dog.

Yeah, you're having fun now, huh?

Look at that now, that's our girl!

Tongue kiss! Tongie!

That's more like it.

Come on now... off with the shirt.

Come on yourself!

Good God coward! So come on.

You do it.

Get it on then... come on...

Katarina... it's good y'know... really good...

Hold her legs... wait... come on then...

It is forbidden to smoke in the schoolyard.

Somebody's waiting for you.

It was just something I wanted to say, and that was that I... Katarina, she...

I saw your film.

Aha.

Typical mum. She always shows that film.

It's funny, hey? When Finken comes in, with spaghetti in his hair. It's funny?

Baste!

I saw your film.

Oh right.

I wondered where it went.

It is so sick. It is so fucking sick.

- And I want to know why? - How would I know...

It is so sick. It is so fucking sick. Tell me why!

I can't be bothered talking to you any more. I want a lawyer.

A lawyer?

Look. LOOK!

It was so easy, wasn't it? It was so fucking easy!

Fuck that.

I saw your film...

- Let go! No! - Hey! Get lost!

Is that yours?

Niklas.

I've shot Baste!

It isn't only God who decides.

- I've gotta go. - What have you got now?

- Maths. - Maths sucks!

Fuck off, you jerk!

- So here we go again... - Here we go.

And the wife?

I have to ask you to hand over the weapon, Nicholas.

NIKLAS!

Don't piss around, you fuck.