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DON!

And Nogizaka Under Construction is underway

We are your hosts Bananaman

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

And over there are Nogizaka-chan

Welcome back

Well its true

Even though that seems like awhile back

in reality for us that took place yesterday

TV Tokyo's Music Festival

Of course

But seeing them do it, your version yesterday was much cuter

[ Himuko...kawaii ]

That look was really cute afterall

So then

Himura-san, what's on today's show?

To know more about the new centers Ozono and Yoda

let's give them some back up! To know more about the new centers Ozono and Yoda

let's give them some back up!

3rd members Yoda and Ozono became the new centers

in order to ease the concerns these 2 may have

tonight we've prepared a show to get to know them better

First up

the 3rd members will introduce some insider information about them

And the insider information Umezawa has about center Yoda is

She forgets her stuff way too much

She'll forget her backpack on the inbound bullet train

and then forget her phone on the outbound bullet train

You're not going to have anything left

[ Round trip - zero baggage ]

Has the train ever left with your stuff on it?

Manager-san will run and alert the station workers

and get my stuff back just in time

Ah, so you do get it back

Leaving your stuff on the train is an extreme hassle

Its happened to me. And me too actually Leaving your stuff on the train is an extreme hassle

Its happened to me. And me too actually

I've done that

And they're called smartphones, but that smart part

they'll fall in that space between the seats

They should make fat phones

So you won't forget them

And Iwamoto says you forget to close the cap

on your water bottle and your bag gets wet

I did that 3 days in a row

What are you doing?

And the bottle will be full What are you doing?

And the bottle will be full

Himura-san does that

[ Also common practice for Himura-san ]

There's times when the cap is only on partially

But making that mistake 3 days in a row

it doesn't make you think, I better screw the cap on tight this time?

I don't have any of that kind of memory and attentiveness

So you don't remember the cap coming off yesterday?

I don't

Each time its a fresh new mistake

[ Each mistake is a new encounter ]

And we have more

From Sakaguchi

At school

she's forgotten her pencil case and brought a remote control instead

Well those are both black

Because both are black

[ Color issue ]

To bring your remote control

its sounds fairly clumsy but

you really did that?

At what point did you realize it was your remote? you really did that?

At what point did you realize it was your remote?

I can't open my pencil case

Did you notice at the end? I can't open my pencil case

Did you notice at the end?

Sensei, this won't open!

But remotes will open up

they snap open

[ Now where's my pencil? ]

There could be a really tiny pencil there

And then her lesson clothes

she frequently forgets her shoes

and since the members don't carry 2 changes of clothes with them she frequently forgets her shoes

and since the members don't carry 2 changes of clothes with them

she'll borrow the clothes they arrived in if they look easy to move in

This is Nakamura saying this

If I come in wearing pants

she'll say "Well that's better than dancing in this skirt"

let me borrow your pants

Who's let her borrow their clothes? let me borrow your pants

Who's let her borrow their clothes?

That's a lot of them

Those clothes are getting sweaty during lessons

and you have to go home wearing that?

Has she borrowed Tshirts from people? and you have to go home wearing that?

Has she borrowed Tshirts from people?

The Tshirt would be the worst

I've lent her Tshirts and pants

and she'll return them a couple days later

I'll go home wearing my lesson gear

Yoda will wash the clothes for me

and return them later

But we have no idea if this slob actually washes the clothes

Do you really wash them?

I wash them 3 times and return them

Why 3 times?

[ Over washing ]

Why would you wash them 3 times?

And this happens often?

Only when I'm in the lesson room

that's when I'm most focused

so many times when I'm free from lessons

I'm not thinking ahead

How about if you keep a memo pad so you won't forget things?

I don't carry one

[ Irritated ]

You should keep notes on your phone or something

But she forgets her phone...

[ Unable to find a solution ]

And something from Yamashita

Coming out of a beauty salon, her bags, wallet and jacket

she wasn't carrying any of it

and she didn't notice until we started walking outside

But you have to pay the beauty salon

We went to the salon together

You went together? We went to the salon together

You went together?

And manager-san came along with us

Manager-san took care of paying the bill

So then Yoda and I went outside

and she wasn't carrying anything, and its the middle of winter

and she wasn't wearing her jacket

She forgets everything she brings with her

That's right

I don't notice anything and space out

You're like Himura-san

[ Real life mini-Himura ]

You're fine right now but

keep doing this and the people around you will say you're hopeless You're fine right now but

keep doing this and the people around you will say you're hopeless

hai

You listening Himura-san?

hai

[ You've got the same problem ]

Next

insider information about Yoda from Yamashita

She gives people her half-eaten food

She'll take her food

This girl is messed up!

[ uninhibited ] This girl is messed up!

[ uninhibited ]

Isn't that messed up?

Why does she forget everything and eats like "OY!"

"You need to eat some of this!"

She probably doesn't say it like that

Let's ask her

That's bad

I don't think she yells OY at them

People bring in food or there will be catering

and she'll eat half her food and say she doesn't want the rest

and then she pushes that food on the other members

That true?

I want to eat it but

I'll think if I eat all of it I'll get fat

hai

I'll give this to you

and they'll take it

at first when I offered the members food and they'll take it

at first when I offered the members food

they'd eat it for me but

recently they haven't been taking my food they'd eat it for me but

recently they haven't been taking my food

Who's taken her half eaten food?

That's many of them

This is amazing

Do Umezawa and Mukai often take Yoda's leftovers?

hai, I'll eat it

Umezawa, what will she give you?

tuna fish onigiri Umezawa, what will she give you?

tuna fish onigiri

she'll take one bite from it

She's doing this with onigiri too

So she's trying to give you her half eaten onigiri

She'll say "I knew I didn't want this. Want it?" And I'll eat it So she's trying to give you her half eaten onigiri

She'll say "I knew I didn't want this. Want it?" And I'll eat it

And Mukai?

You take the food? And Mukai?

You take the food?

I've always

been like the bento leftovers girl

[ In charge of the leftovers ]

You take all the leftovers

But like today there's so many people, so you don't want to do it?

That's right But like today there's so many people, so you don't want to do it?

That's right

If Yoda eats all of it she'll feel guilty or something

so she'll always eat half

And I can't tolerate throwing away food

I'll feel like I have to eat it

Just eating half a bento seems unthinkable to me

At least offer the food after opening it

give them a chance to take the food at the start

I accept a lot of food too

I'll take food and give food

You take food

give and take

Give and take

Carbohydrates

everyone's trying to avoid them

people are always giving me just the rice by itself

[ That's a different story ]

If you're giving out food at least offer the side items

Giving her just rice is the worst If you're giving out food at least offer the side items

Giving her just rice is the worst

Using her to dispose of the rice like that

[ Mukai rice disposal ]

If its a dumpling bento do you eat all of it?

I'll eat dumplings

You'll eat those dumplings right

I eat those

She'll eat just the plums sitting on the rice

[ animal feed? ]

You're like Mukai will eat it

Its not like that

Whoever is there at the time, it turns out Hazuki

is always around

Its whoever is there with you at the time then

And Hazuki loves eating anyway

Yoda, you're frightening

Next

insider information on Ozono will be introduced

Ozono

Ozono is

baka

What's this about?

You could have offered anything as insider information but Sato just called her "baka"

Just wanted to write an insult or something

Its simply an insult

What's this about?

Its like she really

is like that

[ Ozono is really like that ]

She really is an idiot

I grew up in Nagoya, Aichi prefecture

Nagoya I grew up in Nagoya, Aichi prefecture

Nagoya

she'll say that's Nagoya prefecture right?

Ahhh

But that doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't know the difference

When we first started

Denjiro

Denjiro? Did you just say Denjiro?

[ Denjiro enters ]

Who is that? Sato?

At first I was Den-chan

Den-chan? At first I was Den-chan

Den-chan?

The de from Kaede was used to make Den-chan

The de from Kaede created Den-chan The de from Kaede was used to make Den-chan

The de from Kaede created Den-chan

She noticed that and it became Denjiro

The origins of that nickname...

[ No origins ]

She said

she grew up in Nagoya

and then she said she grew up in Aichi

eh, that isn't what you said before

Yes, but those are the same

But now I understand the difference

And then we were playing a game

When President Trump was getting elected

hai

during that time period, she'd say

President Plankton during that time period, she'd say

President Plankton

President plankton

That's a really tiny president

[ Microorganism president ]

He was running against Clinton-san, and since there was a president Clinton

No that's not it

That's not it she says

The person that wasn't Trump-san

that person

I remembered that name as Plankton

[ Clinton = Plankton ]

That's where the mistake is then

Did you know that was the wife of former president Clinton?

Plankton?

We're not talking about Plankton right now

[ Not part of the conversation ]

And then Nakamura has some information regarding Ozono

Ozono loves kids way too much

Ah, this sounds good

Nakamura

She really does love little kids

Its like

when she sees babies on TV commercials

She'll look and say "I want a baby!"

yabai She'll look and say "I want a baby!"

yabai

[ The way she says it ]

That proclamation is messed up

People will get mad. Babies aren't pets

I want one

You want a baby then?

You want to raise a child

I want to be by their side forever

With the baby right?

Why do you like the little kids then?

Because it looks like they aren't thinking of anything

[ Unique reason ]

That's crazy

crazy

Your reason for liking kids is messed up

If that's so, you should like animals too

I love animals

You like animals too

since they don't appear to be fully self aware

there'd be no apprehension

and we could play together

And there are others saying how much you love kids

Umezawa

hai

We'll often go out to eat together

and we were eating on a terrace with kids playing outside

And she kept saying "kawaii, kawaii"

When we left the restaurant

she went after those little kids

That's not good

She said "kawaii"

as she ran towards them

And those kids don't know who she is

they were like "Eh?"

And their mother

was like "Who is this girl?"

The mom was there?

The mom was there of course

Sounds scary

[ Horror? ]

Sato

We were both on a train

and we were sitting at the end of the train, like at the end section We were both on a train

and we were sitting at the end of the train, like at the end section

About where the door is, and then

a kid in elementary school got on the train

the whole time it was like "Think I should talk to that kid"

Think I should trip that kid?

Why would they make the kid fall?

[ Random mishearing ]

She said let's try talking to the kid

Did you talk to the kid?

She was considering going up to talk and kept taking peeks

it was like

the kid crept to the other side

Ah, trying to run away

Finally the kid went to a different train car

[ elaborate escape ]

You like kids that much, doesn't have to be babies?

I do. I love them

Seriously?

The 2 of you are like criminals

[ Double verdict ] The 2 of you are like criminals

[ Double verdict ]

Are we ok. The double centers getting arrested would be bad

And from here

to get ready for an appearance on Music Station

they'll prepare first by appearing on Himura station

What about that giant staircase? Are you prepared to come down those stairs?

And you can't look down

Can't look like that

Watching each step is no good

[ Left foot, right foot ]

And then doing this one [ Left foot, right foot ]

And then doing this one

[ Who does that? ]

All of you make that face coming out right?

They all do it!

They have a face prepared for that entrance

Shinuchi is the only one trying to add some coolness to it They have a face prepared for that entrance

Shinuchi is the only one trying to add some coolness to it

[ Woman that stands for her beliefs ]

First the senpais will show how its done

The fictitious double centers

Hori and Asuka will take on the challenge

Continuing on

We have Nogizaka46

[ New song Nigemizu releases 8/9 ]

hai domo [ New song Nigemizu releases 8/9 ]

hai domo

So the both of you are center?

hai

Saito-san

What do you do on days off?

On my days off?

Ah, I'm at home

At home

hai CUT, that won't work

[ Low level of excitement ]

He'll put you on the spot quickly like that

Tamori-san will

Tamori-san will cut to you quickly like that

Keep it going please Tamori-san will cut to you quickly like that

Keep it going please

onegaishimasu

You're at home

What do you do at home?

I sleep

ehhhhh

hai, please go to standby

[ The End ]

That's about how much time you'll get

That's about right

Next

double center senpais

Shiraishi and Nishino will show them the basics

This version of Tamori-san

is going to rush through your segment

be careful now

Are you ready then?

hai we have Nogizaka46 with us

So now Nishino-san

how do you spend

your summer vacations?

For me, I'm doing live shows

Live?

hai

Are there live shows the entire summer break?

There are live shows throughout

ehhh, no days off then

hai

Shiraishi-san

hai

What do you do on summer break?

What? They're the same

We tour around different areas doing live shows

The both of you do live shows?

Why is this Tamori-san an idiot?

[ Not a remote possibility ]

Tamori-san wouldn't ask that if they're in the same group

Now then

Yoda and Ozono

will prepare by appearing on Himura Station

hai, continuing on

Nogizaka46 is joining us hai, continuing on

Nogizaka46 is joining us

hai onegaishimasu

Both of you are center

Yoda-san and

Oen-san is that right

hai

And Oen-san

Oen-san you did kendo?

hai CUT

That's not your name hai CUT

That's not your name

[ Can't just accept it ]

At that moment you have to say "That's incorrect" or you'll be forever Oen-san

Your name will change to Oen-san right there

And then when you're getting introduced you need to

since you're being introduced

you have to say arigatou gozaimasu

and then there has to be your best grin on your face

Once again its Take 2

Continuing on we have Nogizaka46 here

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

hai

Now then hai

Now then

Sorry to cut in but Yoda looks like a fool

For that point of course

its arigatou gozaimasu or yoroshiku onegaishimasu

but Yoda was doing this

kowai kowai kowai

Can't do something like that

Take 3. Let's see how it goes

And next we have Nogizaka46

ah, that's good

hai, so this time both of you are the centers

Its Yoda-san and then Daien-san correct

hai Its Yoda-san and then Daien-san correct

hai

So then first of all

let me ask Daien-san So then first of all

let me ask Daien-san

I'm Ozono

ah its Ozono-san, sorry about that

You corrected him. Good

Ozono-san, what's something you like about yourself?

About myself?

How about Yoda-san then?

[ Out of time ]

What's something you like about yourself?

There's nothing

Wait, maybe there's something...

then again maybe not

hai. Go to standby please

[ TV time from hell ]

Now that they have experience on Himura Station

the 2 of them will be able to give us their best

And then now

The 2 of you

the people that know you the most

we've received information from them

Who would that be?

First

its Yoda's mother First

its Yoda's mother

Oh, her mother

hai

When you come in contact with our daughter the things to be careful of

Her way of countering when I criticize her

she'll say "People learn more from compliments!"

Its something I've paid attention to ever since

What's she doing?

okaasan

hai

Now hold on, what's this?

Did she really say that to you?

hai, that really happened

Is that your mother?

We have Yoda-san's mother on the phone with us

yada yada yada yada

Nice to meet you, we are Bananaman. yoroshiku onegaishimasu

yoroshiku onegaishimasu

arigatou gozaimasu. Making time for us

This time daughter-san

she was selected as center for the 18th single

As her mother maybe you know

on TV for example she hasn't

told us what her specialties are, so you might know one on TV for example she hasn't

told us what her specialties are, so you might know one

I'm not sure this would count as her specialty however

she loves the water

So when she's around water and if there's a diving area around

she's eager to dive right in

Diving area?

So is this like into a river for example?

ocean?

River or ocean or lake, any of them are fine

She'll dive in? River or ocean or lake, any of them are fine

She'll dive in?

If it were the ocean for example

she'll find a rock high up to stand on

and dive in with a big splash

So would you say swimming is her specialty?

Well, if she goes to the ocean, she'll face the open sea and start doing the breaststroke So would you say swimming is her specialty?

Well, if she goes to the ocean, she'll face the open sea and start doing the breaststroke

In an instant she becomes a little dot

She becomes a dot in an instant?

[ High speed breaststroke ]

That's dangerous

Your daughter becomes a dot in just an instant

When she finds water she dives in and breaststrokes way out

But still

this is good information for if she has a summer location shoot

We can see her swimming skills in that situation

On the other hand okaasan We can see her swimming skills in that situation

On the other hand okaasan

does she have any faults or things she's poor at?

We it seems like this information has already come out

This information is out

Her money management skills are lacking

She has money issues

So of course there must be a lot of discussions where she doesn't have enough money

Those are frequent conversations

On the phone that's basically most of the conversation

And then daughter-san

it seems like she makes people

eat her leftovers

So that's...

if it were me, I'd do the exact same thing

She picked that up from mom?

I think so

You want to eat in small portions right?

heh-heh-heh

By the way have you noticed any change in her since she joined Nogizaka?

If its something positive I'd say

and this is something that makes me very happy

When she lived with us, she had a hard time with mornings and this is something that makes me very happy

When she lived with us, she had a hard time with mornings

and there were so many times when she caught her ride just in time

But now she wakes herself up, dresses herself

and she now properly meets people at the designated time

For me, she's grown up so much in that area

So its been a big jump

Even though it sounds so simple

But her self-awareness is growing

Its a possiblity

From now on her self-awareness gradually

it'll get better and then someday

she can treat her mom to something

Is there anything you'd like her to give you someday?

Must be something

For me

I'd like her to pick me up and travel someplace with her

Where would you like to travel?

Where would be a good spot I wonder

Around the world

[ Big dreams ]

okaasan arigatou gozaimasu

arigatou gozaimashita

What was all that? arigatou gozaimashita

What was all that?

She said she wants to travel round the world

We've had that conversation a lot

Is that so?

You can leave stuff behind all over the world

[ Forgotten belongings worldwide ] You can leave stuff behind all over the world

[ Forgotten belongings worldwide ]

hai

And next its Ozono

Ozono hai

We have insider information from your mother

arigatou gozaimasu

Ever since she left for Tokyo, now when she comes back home

in the past she'd help with the dishes

but now she doesn't really help out much in the past she'd help with the dishes

but now she doesn't really help out much

And the grade of clothing she wears has increased

Her clothes levelled up

okaasan, is all this true then?

hai

ah, domo hai

ah, domo

domo konnichiwa, thanks for taking care of her. This is her mother

Well this time your daughter-san

for the 18th single

what was it like when you heard she was center?

eh?

EH?

hai

hai

I didn't

know this happened

You didn't know?

Ozono, you didn't tell her?

I didn't tell her

Why didn't you tell her?

You've got to be kidding me right?

This came out a fairly long time ago

She didn't tell you?

[ What's wrong? ]

So you didn't hear about this?

Eh?

The senbatsu announcement took place

And for the 18th single

the 3rd members Ozono and Yoda

hai

they'll be featured as the double center hai

they'll be featured as the double center

eh?

Its true

EH?

Amazing right?

okaasan, you really didn't hear anything about this?

It was like

it hadn't been announced yet or something It was like

it hadn't been announced yet or something

Why didn't you tell her?

How were you going to tell her?

I thought she'd watch TV

and see what happened

That's remarkable

This turned into a shocking telephone call

I'm shocked

And all of us are in studio recording a show

everyone

is now a part of this surprise

[ Somehow became a surprise call ]

This wasn't why we had called you

This show was to dig up more information about them by calling their mothers

We were going to ask you how Ozono is normally This show was to dig up more information about them by calling their mothers

We were going to ask you how Ozono is normally

Is it normally like this where she doesn't tell you her news

There are a fair amount of surprises

like she wants to surprise me with it later or something

That's not it!

Its not like that

She asks a lot

Regarding one subject

it'll turn into hundreds of questions

You're totally in your rebellious phase right now

You deny everything your mother is saying

That's not it

So then if you have a story about her

please take this opportunity to tell us about her

Some memories I have from when she was a little kid

When she was little

up to 1st or 2nd grade

she could see ghosts for example

Seriously?

Suddenly we've hit upon something incredible

So she can sense the presence of ghosts?

This was in elementary school maybe up to 1st or 2nd grade

Would she ask you "Who is that person over there?" This was in elementary school maybe up to 1st or 2nd grade

Would she ask you "Who is that person over there?"

That's correct

kowai

We'd be in the car

and she'd say "Who is that old man sleeping on that street?"

[ Suddenly ghost stories ]

okaasan, didn't that scare you at the time?

I'd say "There's noone over there"

Look! I'd say "There's noone over there"

Look!

He's looking

right at us with bulging eyes!

[ One of those authentic ghost stories ]

She's telling us something super scary

okaasan, why are you dropping this ghost story on us?

Why would you do that?

But eventually all of this stopped then?

This was only up to her first couple years of school But eventually all of this stopped then?

This was only up to her first couple years of school

I think she was watching these kinds of movies or something

okaasan, this has been enjoyable

arigatou gozaimashita

And thank you for everything today

I'm shocked you didn't tell her

She'd ask a lot of questions I'm shocked you didn't tell her

She'd ask a lot of questions

But you have no problems discussing ghosts?

Why not tell her about center?

[ Ghosts > center ]