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ANNA: Oh, my God.She's gonna love this.
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[laughing]You are so funny.
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Okay, shh.I'm doing it.
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[light, mellow music]
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♪ ♪
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[laughs]
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[phone ringing]
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[bed squeaking softly]
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SHUJI: Maya, pick up the phone!
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MAYA: Okay, I got it!
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SHUJI: It's for you.
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[phone beeps]
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‐ Hello?
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‐ Hey.
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MAYA: Hi.
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‐ Are you super excited
for tonight?
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‐ Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'm really excited.
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‐ Sleepover part‐ay, girl.
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‐ Oh, I know.
At Maura's.
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‐ Yeah.
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Um, can I ask you,
like, a quick question?
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How much do you love Maura?
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‐ What do you mean?
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‐ Like, on a scale
from one to ten.
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‐ Um...
‐ [snorts]
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‐ [laughs]
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‐ Can I be honest?
I think I‐‐
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uh...I mean...
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[tense music]
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I think I pick...four‐‐
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‐ It's Maura and Anna
on the phone.
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We're just calling‐‐
‐ Oh, my God, you guys!
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‐ We're calling‐‐
[laughs]
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‐ Oh, my God, Maura.
You're on the phone?
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‐ Maya?
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Truth.
Were you gonna say four?
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‐ What?
That's crazy! No.
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I was literally in the middle
of saying...
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"For sure ten."
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Like, I love you ten.
ANNA: See? Obviously.
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I told youshe was gonna say ten.
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She was saying "for sure ten."
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‐ Yeah, obviously,
I love you ten.
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MAURA: I love you"for sure ten."
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[laughs]
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You guys are not ready
for tonight.
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‐ No, I'm packed already.
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‐ No, like, I mean
it's gonna be off the hook.
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ANNA: Oh.Okay.
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‐ Love you, besties.
See you soon.
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ANNA: Love you, fool.
‐ Bye. Love you guys.
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MAURA: Love you.ANNA: Love you.
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[phone beeps]
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SINGER: ♪ I ♪
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♪ I am hiding ♪
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♪ The you I show to you ♪
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♪ Is just a lie ♪
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♪ You take what you want ♪
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♪ You get what you take ♪
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♪ Lie ♪
SINGER: ♪ So high, high, high ♪
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‐ Maya, are you sure you want
to go to this sleepover?
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‐ Yeah, I'm freaking packing,
am I not?
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Do you not see a bag?
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‐ [sighs]
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I don't wanna worry
about picking you up tonight.
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MAYA: You're not gonna have to,
'cause I'm going
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to my other best friend
in the world's house.
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Stop.
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You don't even know
who I am anymore clearly,
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if you're asking.
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‐ I'll be with her,
Mrs. Ishii‐Peters.
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All night.
I'll make sure she's good.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ What?
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‐ Were you gonna say four
on the phone?
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‐ No.
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No, it's just...
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sometimes, you guys,
like, leave me out,
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which is fine, it's just‐‐
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that phone call
was kinda crazy.
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‐ Mai, I'm sorry, but I just
wish you weren't so sensitive.
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‐ Well, I'm actually not
that sensitive, I‐‐
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‐ Just because
we were just playing
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and I thought
you'd think it's funny.
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‐ I actually think
it's the funniest thing
in the world.
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‐ I thought you'd think
it's the funniest thing
in the world.
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‐ I do.
I think it's hilarious.
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‐ [laughing]
You do.
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And Maura said tonight's
gonna be off the chain, so‐‐
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‐ Yeah, I agree.
It's gonna be really fun.
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ANNA: I'm excited.
‐ No, me too.
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‐ Get in the bag.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ [laughs]
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[door creaking sound]
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[mouse clicking]
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SAM: 'Sup, Brandt?
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Wanna hang tonight?
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[computer dings]BRANDT: I'm bizzy.
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SAM: Coo.
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Watchu doin'?
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[computer dings]
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‐ Royal Rumble pay‐per‐view
with my boys!
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Where you at, Dustin, Alex, TJ,
Kyle, and Evan?
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SAM: What's up,Gabe and Jafeer?
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[computer dings]
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GABE: Just printing picsof weasels.
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SAM: Wanna come overwatch wrestling?
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JAFEER: You must be donesucking Brandt's dick.
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SAM: Har, har.
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Match at 7:00.Mom's getting pizza.
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[computer dings]
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GABE: Sure, bro.I'll bring a beer.
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SAM: Jafeer?[computer dings]
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‐ "When the people you love
are gone,
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you are alone."
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Keanu Reeves.
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["Rollercoaster" by B‐Witched]
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SINGER: ♪ Uh,
today's the day ♪
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BECCA: So what are the plans
for the party tonight?
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‐ So, like, obviously,
we're gonna do Truth or Dare,
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'cause you can't,
like, not do Truth or Dare.
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BECCA: Obviously.
MAURA: And whoever's
the most honest
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gets a Beanie Baby.
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ Oh, hey.
[laughs]
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BOTH: Hey.
‐ Thanks for having me.
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MAURA: Course.
‐ Oh, my God.
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Is that double stuffed crust?
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MAURA: Yeah.
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‐ Amazing.
I'm gonna do it.
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‐ Like,
has it ever been proven?
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‐ Hey.
‐ Hey.
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‐ Well, it's never been proven,
but, like,
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I've heard all sorts
of stories‐‐
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MAYA: Anna.
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‐ Where's your mom?
‐ What?
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ANNA: Is there more Powerade?
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MAURA: To, like, chant her name
and, like‐‐
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I'm gonna have to read
the instructions again.
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You either, like, spin around‐‐
‐ Guys.
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MAURA: Or, like, you look
in the mirror.
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‐ I haven't seen Maya
in a long time.
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Can't find her anywhere.
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‐ [quietly] Okay.
[Anna gasps]
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SINGER: ♪ We're riding
in a rollercoaster ♪
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MAYA: [moaning]
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‐ [quietly] What the fuck?
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‐ [moaning]
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[crying like a baby]
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[screaming]
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♪ ♪
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[laughing]
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[moaning like Ace Ventura]
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[both laughing]
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‐ [laughing]
It's the‐‐
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it's the rhi‐‐
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it's Ace Ventura
coming out of the rhino's butt.
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‐ Ugh, you guys are so weird
sometimes.
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‐ [chuckles softly] Sorry.
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‐ Sorry.
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‐ Way to be late to my party,
guys.
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SINGER: ♪ Riding in
a rollercoaster ♪
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MAURA: Anyway, I've heard all
sorts of stories...
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MAYA: Just for a second.
MAURA: I'm hosting out here.
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ANNA: [chuckles awkwardly]
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We'll be out.
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Um, is something wrong?
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‐ Are you mad at us?
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Like, you can be honest.
‐ My God, stop.
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You guys are just
really annoying sometimes.
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When you laugh together.
‐ Okay.
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‐ Sorry.
MAYA: Sorry.
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‐ You're right.
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‐ Whatever.
It's more Gina.
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She's so annoying.
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MAYA: Oh.
‐ Oh, Gina.
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‐ She's so annoying.
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‐ I don't even know if she,
like, wants to be here, but‐‐
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‐ No, she'd be crazy
to not wanna be here.
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‐ So, like, you swear then.
You're not mad at us.
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‐ My God, Mai, not at all.
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But, like, ask me one more time
and I'll, like,
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actually be mad at you.
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‐ Okay.
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‐ [laughs]
Come on, guys.
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Number ones?
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‐ Oh, yeah, number ones.
MAURA: [laughs]
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[trickling]
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MAURA: Maya?
ANNA: Maya.
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What's wrong, Mai?
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‐ What?
ANNA: What's wrong?
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MAURA: You good?
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‐ Yeah, I'm fine.
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I just have to go
to the bathroom.
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‐ Okay, do you want me
to stay‐‐or us to stay?
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‐ Mm‐mm.
‐ Yeah, you okay?
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‐ No, no, no, it's okay.
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It's a number two actually,
so‐‐
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‐ [singsong]
Listening.
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[both laugh]
Plunk, plunk.
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‐ Oh, okay.
MAURA: Like, plop.
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[laughs]
‐ Well, it's not gonna plop.
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It's gonna be really smooth
and quiet.
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MAURA: Sure.
‐ Love you.
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Bye.
MAURA: Don't take forever.
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ANNA: Bye.
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[toilet flushes]
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[ominous music]
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♪ ♪
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‐ You guys?
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♪ ♪
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You guys.
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[clock bongs creepily]
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MAURA, BECCA, AND GINA:
Crack an egg on your head,
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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down,
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let the yolk drip down.
[creepy laugh]
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Crack an egg on your head,
let the yolk drip down,
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let the yolk drip down‐‐
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ANNA: [laughs]
GIRLS: Let the yolk drip down.
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Crack an egg on your head,
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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down.
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Crack an egg on your head,
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let the yolk drip down,
let the yolk drip down.
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‐ Hey.
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BECCA AND GINA: Crack an egg
on your head...
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‐ Hey, Maya.
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‐ Couldn't find you guys.
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‐ What happened?
You fall in the potty?
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[laughter]
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No, I just didn't see
where you went.
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‐ We're here. [laughs]
‐ Yeah.
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Okay, so here's the thing,
you guys.
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No one is going to sleep
tonight.
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BECCA: [gasps]
Ooh.
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GINA: Wait, what?
ANNA: Oh, my God.
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‐ My swim meet's at 8:00,
so there's, like, no way.
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‐ No one cares.
We're staying up.
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‐ Well, I just get really tired
at 10:00, but‐‐
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‐ I'm down.
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MAURA: Yeah!
Hell yeah!
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[both cheering]
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‐ [cheering half‐heartedly]
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‐ JK.
[laughs]
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How are we gonna stay up?
BECCA: [laughs]
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[carbonation hisses]
‐ Drink up, children.
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[laughs]
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BECCA: Ew.
[laughs]
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‐ [whispering] Wait, Na,
you're gonna stay up all night?
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‐ Are we staying‐‐I thought
we were staying up all night.
252
00:09:37,576 --> 00:09:39,406
‐ No, I just didn't know
that you wanted to do‐‐no.
253
00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:40,542
‐ Okay.
MAYA: I want to.
254
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:41,708
‐ Yeah,
that's the only reason I‐‐
255
00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,416
‐ I said it.
ANNA: I'm doing it.
256
00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:46,496
MAURA: There we go.
Heck yeah! Come on!
257
00:09:46,502 --> 00:09:48,592
‐ Oh, my God, Anna,
you're gonna be up all night.
258
00:09:48,587 --> 00:09:50,167
BECCA: Yes!
SINGER: ♪ Back to back ♪
259
00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:52,052
MAURA: Yeah!
‐ That's a huge sip.
260
00:09:52,049 --> 00:09:53,879
GINA: Guys.
‐ We're gonna be so hyper.
261
00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,304
GINA: You guys. Guys.
262
00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:56,802
SINGERS:
♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪
263
00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,314
♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪
264
00:09:58,305 --> 00:10:00,385
♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪
265
00:10:00,391 --> 00:10:02,141
♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪
266
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:04,353
[upbeat calypso music]
267
00:10:04,353 --> 00:10:05,983
♪ ♪
268
00:10:05,980 --> 00:10:07,650
SINGER: ♪ One more time now ♪
269
00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:09,278
SINGERS: ♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪
270
00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:10,775
♪ Well, I don't give a mm ♪
271
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:12,696
♪ 'Cause I done dead already ♪
272
00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,405
♪ Back to back,
belly to belly ♪
273
00:10:14,405 --> 00:10:15,735
♪ It's a zombie jamboree ♪
274
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,913
[clock bongs creepily]
275
00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,423
[laughter]
‐ Oh, my gosh.
276
00:10:24,415 --> 00:10:26,665
[pop music playing]
‐ Maya, really, really do it.
277
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,337
Like you're really a stripper.
278
00:10:28,335 --> 00:10:31,705
[laughter]
Oh, my God.
279
00:10:31,714 --> 00:10:33,474
‐ So, like, um...
‐ She's so funny.
280
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:36,336
‐ Are you Maura's new
best friend, or...
281
00:10:36,343 --> 00:10:38,553
‐ Oh, me and Maya are.
Are you?
282
00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,934
‐ Um, no.
My mom makes me come here, so‐‐
283
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,481
‐ Oh.
MAURA: Whoo!
284
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:43,635
MAYA: [cackles]
‐ [screams]
285
00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:44,852
‐ Gross!
286
00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:46,352
Don't mind if I do.
287
00:10:46,353 --> 00:10:47,693
‐ Okay, is that enough time?
288
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,688
I'm done. I did it.
ANNA: Okay, good job.
289
00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:52,230
‐ That was really embarrassing,
you guys.
290
00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,744
ANNA: Next.
‐ Okay.
291
00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:55,736
Okay, next.
292
00:10:55,738 --> 00:10:58,658
Okay.
Um...Becca.
293
00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,617
Okay, truth or dare?
294
00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:01,828
‐ Truth for sure.
295
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:04,037
‐ What's a deep dark secret
296
00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,618
you've never told anyone?
297
00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:06,923
MAURA: [laughs]
298
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,996
‐ Okay,
I've never told anyone this...
299
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,251
MAYA: Okay.
300
00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:13,592
‐ But Heather cheated on Alex
with her cousin.
301
00:11:13,589 --> 00:11:15,169
[all gasp]
They hooked up.
302
00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,054
‐ He so doesn't deserve that.
303
00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,931
Her first‐‐her first cousin?
GINA: That's disgusting.
304
00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:21,388
‐ Wait, that's,
like, disgusting, you guys.
305
00:11:21,388 --> 00:11:22,388
That's incest.
‐ Yeah.
306
00:11:22,389 --> 00:11:23,599
‐ That's really bad.
307
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,019
‐ But you guys can't tell
anyone this.
308
00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:26,307
Swear. On your life.
‐ No way.
309
00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,810
‐ Swear. Swear.
‐ Oh, I swear.
310
00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:30,272
‐ Pinky swear.
‐ Don't tell anyone. Swear?
311
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,612
ALL: Swear.
312
00:11:31,607 --> 00:11:32,937
‐ I'll, like, never forget
this night.
313
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,742
‐ I love you guys.
‐ Love you guys.
314
00:11:34,735 --> 00:11:35,735
ANNA: Love you.
315
00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:37,196
MAURA: I love you too.
316
00:11:37,196 --> 00:11:39,656
[indistinct whispering]
317
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,407
MAYA: Ew, no.
No, that's so gross.
318
00:11:41,408 --> 00:11:44,158
‐ No, Anna will make it
really funny.
319
00:11:44,161 --> 00:11:46,751
‐ Wait, what will I make funny?
320
00:11:46,747 --> 00:11:48,707
I wanna do something.
I'll do it funny.
321
00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:50,037
‐ Yes, she will!
322
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,882
‐ Okay, I didn't pick it,
so don't get mad at me.
323
00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:54,418
‐ I'm not gonna get mad.
324
00:11:54,421 --> 00:11:55,421
MAYA: Okay.
325
00:11:55,422 --> 00:11:57,342
Anna's dare is...
326
00:11:57,341 --> 00:11:58,971
to go lick the bathroom floor.
327
00:11:58,968 --> 00:12:00,298
‐ Oh, my God.
MAURA: [laughs]
328
00:12:00,302 --> 00:12:01,302
‐ That's disgusting.
329
00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:02,433
‐ [laughs]
330
00:12:02,429 --> 00:12:04,099
MAYA: But you have to do it.
331
00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,268
‐ No, I'm not doing that.
That's disgusting.
332
00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:07,517
‐ What?
That's not fair.
333
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,308
We all did something
and you're not going to?
334
00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,481
‐ Yeah, but mine's worse.
335
00:12:10,479 --> 00:12:11,519
‐ I know,
but it's gonna be funny
336
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:12,522
if you do it, Na.
337
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,403
Just do it. Do it.
‐ Yeah.
338
00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,781
‐ Oh, my God.
‐ There, I did it.
339
00:12:16,777 --> 00:12:18,397
GINA: Oh, that's disgusting.
340
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,494
‐ That doesn't count.
‐ Maura, truth.
341
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:21,739
You haven't done a truth yet.
342
00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,160
‐ That's true.
You have not done a truth.
343
00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,330
BOTH: Okay.
344
00:12:26,328 --> 00:12:28,078
‐ How far have you gone
with a guy?
345
00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:29,290
‐ [scoffs]
346
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:31,380
Definitely not as far
as you or Anna.
347
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,875
ANNA: What?
‐ [scoffs]
348
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,247
‐ Okay.
349
00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,053
MAURA: Truth, Maya.
350
00:12:36,046 --> 00:12:39,256
What really happened
with Brandt?
351
00:12:39,258 --> 00:12:40,838
Were you really desperate?
352
00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:43,853
[tense music]
353
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:46,056
♪ ♪
354
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,596
‐ I don't know.
Can I say, Na?
355
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:51,481
‐ Tell them what...
356
00:12:51,478 --> 00:12:53,268
‐ Okay, this stays
in this group.
357
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,902
‐ Yeah.
‐ 'Cause this,
like, can't leave.
358
00:12:54,899 --> 00:12:58,279
MAURA: Yeah.
MAYA: Okay.
359
00:12:58,277 --> 00:13:00,857
Okay, so
what really happened is...
360
00:13:00,863 --> 00:13:02,743
Brandt asked to finger me,
361
00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,580
and I was like,
"Can I bring Anna?"
362
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,156
'cause I was scared,
363
00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:09,121
and then we went
into the closet
364
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,171
and he just, like, felt us up.
365
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:12,785
Just, like, up and down and‐‐
366
00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,591
‐ And circles?
367
00:13:14,585 --> 00:13:15,705
‐ Yeah.
368
00:13:15,711 --> 00:13:17,171
‐ Rumors are,
like, so messed up.
369
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,301
MAYA: I know.
370
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,967
‐ Someone once said
I have alopecia,
371
00:13:19,965 --> 00:13:21,715
but my hair is, like, so full.
372
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,087
‐ [gasps] Oh, my God.
‐ Rumors are crazy.
373
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,473
You have
the most beautiful hair.
374
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,760
‐ I know! It's so weird.
‐ It's so not true
375
00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:28,274
'cause your hair is so full.
‐ Right?
376
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:29,845
[all talking at once]
377
00:13:29,850 --> 00:13:32,100
ANNA: I love you.
‐ Okay, but, like, Maya. Maya.
378
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:34,982
I heard you were, like, totally
obsessed with Brandt though.
379
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,520
And, like, you put hair
in his locker
380
00:13:37,524 --> 00:13:39,364
and, like, he almost
transferred schools
381
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,820
for a second
'cause you scared him so bad.
382
00:13:41,820 --> 00:13:42,990
‐ [laughs]
GINA: Stalker.
383
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,368
‐ That's not true!
That's crazy.
384
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,526
GINA: That's weird.
‐ [laughs]
385
00:13:46,533 --> 00:13:47,623
‐ I don't like him.
386
00:13:47,618 --> 00:13:49,408
I don't like assholes,
you guys.
387
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,121
‐ I mean,
girls do like assholes.
388
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,251
You can just admit it.
389
00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,707
‐ No, but Maya doesn't
like assholes.
390
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:56,087
She‐‐she had a crush
on Sam Zablowski.
391
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:57,705
He's not an asshole.
‐ What?
392
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:59,591
BECCA: Zablowski?
‐ You and Sam?
393
00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:01,168
‐ Anna!
I don't like Sam.
394
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,133
I just liked him for, like‐‐
‐ Not now! Not now!
395
00:14:03,133 --> 00:14:04,763
‐ I had a crush on him
for, like, a day
396
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:05,970
and then I stopped.
397
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,180
BECCA: God.
‐ That's right. You stopped.
398
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,389
‐ Oh, my God,
we should call him.
399
00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:09,679
‐ I don't like him.
Fine, call him.
400
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,272
I don't care.
‐ What's his number then, Maya?
401
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,056
‐ I don't memorize it
'cause I don't like him.
402
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:14,520
‐ Don't call him
'cause she doesn't like him.
403
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:16,560
BECCA: Wait, we should.
MAURA: [laughs]
404
00:14:16,563 --> 00:14:18,113
Does anyone know his number?
405
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,397
‐ I want in.
‐ I don't like him
so I don't care. Call.
406
00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,570
‐ Who knows his number?
‐ I want in.
407
00:14:20,567 --> 00:14:21,567
‐ Who knows his number?
408
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:23,068
Does anyone know his number?
409
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,820
Becca, Becca?
‐ Anna might. I don't know.
410
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,122
MAURA: Do you know?
‐ Do I know? I don't...
411
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:31,117
[phone rings]
412
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,870
‐ Hello?
413
00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,371
Hi.
414
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,834
It's Becca and Maura.
415
00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:38,134
‐ Maura?
416
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:40,167
MAURA: Sam...[snorts]
417
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:43,510
how much do you like Mayaon a scale of one to ten?
418
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,467
‐ Maya Ishii‐Peters?
BECCA: [laughs] Yeah.
419
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,547
‐ I don't know.
Why?
420
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:47,802
‐ What?
421
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,473
‐ They're just
prank calling me.
422
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,471
They wanna know
if I like Maya, or...
423
00:14:51,473 --> 00:14:52,983
[Maura and Becca giggling]
‐ Whatever.
424
00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,135
MAURA: Peace.
425
00:14:54,143 --> 00:14:56,273
[line clicks, tone]
426
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:59,310
[epic rock music playingon TV]
427
00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:05,154
♪ ♪
428
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,284
[sighs]
Girls.
429
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,700
[clock bongs creepily]
430
00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:21,254
[ominous tone]
431
00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:23,553
MASK: Secret blood.
432
00:15:35,392 --> 00:15:39,312
[toilet flushes]
433
00:15:39,313 --> 00:15:41,023
[laughter]
434
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:42,733
‐ Come on, you guys, stop.
435
00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,443
Let me out.
That's not funny.
436
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:45,993
‐ Not until you do Bloody Mary.
437
00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:48,406
‐ Stop it, you guys.
Come on.
438
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,565
Let me out.
‐ Do it!
439
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,994
‐ Maya, they'll let you out
when you do Bloody Mary.
440
00:15:52,993 --> 00:15:54,243
MAURA: Yeah.
441
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:57,076
[creepy music]
442
00:15:57,081 --> 00:15:58,621
MAYA: [groans]
[door knob rattles]
443
00:15:58,624 --> 00:15:59,884
[whining]
You guys, stop!
444
00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:00,875
Let me out!
445
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,876
‐ Do it!
MAYA: It's not funny.
446
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,048
Stop it.
Come on, you guys.
447
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,877
‐ No, do it!
‐ Fine.
448
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:08,342
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary.
449
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,892
Let me out!
‐ We can't hear you.
450
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,386
‐ Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
451
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,597
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary,
Bloody Mary!
452
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,428
Let me out!
[all screaming]
453
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:19,104
[laughter]
454
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:21,403
‐ Was that funny, Maya?
Did you see Bloody Mary?
455
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,396
‐ Yes.
456
00:16:22,397 --> 00:16:23,817
‐ Are you actually mad, Maya?
457
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,026
It was just a joke.
MAURA: Yeah.
458
00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:26,315
‐ No.
‐ Are you okay? What's wrong?
459
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:27,528
‐ Anna, I'm good.
Anna, stop.
460
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,108
‐ Oh, no.
‐ No, stop.
461
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,073
I thought it was funny.
It's good.
462
00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:34,663
That was really funny,
you guys.
463
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,870
‐ Are you sure?
MAYA: Yes.
464
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,159
Anna, stop asking me.
465
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:39,333
I'm fine.
466
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,543
BECCA: [quietly]
What's her problem?
467
00:16:42,543 --> 00:16:44,463
GINA: Honestly, I don't know.
468
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,301
[Anna talking indistinctly]
469
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,706
‐ Are you okay?
470
00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:49,684
‐ Yeah, no.
I said it's really funny.
471
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:50,675
I liked it.
472
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:53,046
‐ I'm talking about Anna.
473
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,603
Like, I love her, like,
474
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,847
so much.
‐ Yeah.
475
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,179
MAURA: But she has
the biggest mouth.
476
00:16:58,183 --> 00:17:00,103
I can't believe
she told everyone about Sam.
477
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,152
‐ I mean, honestly, like‐‐
MAURA: Yeah.
478
00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,436
‐ I agree.
479
00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:05,518
Like, physically,
she has a huge mouth.
480
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:07,404
She can stick anything in it.
‐ What?
481
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,281
‐ Like, even her entire fist.
482
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:10,448
‐ Has she done that?
483
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:11,655
‐ Yeah, but shh.
484
00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:13,815
‐ Ask Anna to do that
right now.
485
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:17,873
‐ What?
Did you say my name?
486
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,290
MAURA: Yeah.
‐ Nothing.
487
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:20,538
‐ Anna, truth.
488
00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,329
Can you stick your entire fist
in your mouth?
489
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,132
Maya said you could.
‐ Maya!
490
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,586
‐ In a funny way, though,
I said.
491
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,336
Like, you do it as a joke.
492
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,087
‐ Wait, Anna, actually do it.
493
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,089
BOTH: [chanting]
Do it, do it, do it...
494
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:33,802
‐ She doesn't have to.
You don't have to.
495
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,432
BOTH: Do it.
BECCA: Do it, do it.
496
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:37,930
[laughs]
Seriously, that's disgusting.
497
00:17:37,931 --> 00:17:40,231
‐ Oh, my God!
Ew!
498
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,475
[laughs]
499
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,227
‐ Ugh, there's, like, saliva
all over that.
500
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:45,148
‐ I know.
‐ Oh, my God, you guys.
501
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,607
Gina's already asleep.
502
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,438
[laughter]
‐ She's so tired.
503
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,613
‐ It's so early.
‐ [singsong] Gina!
504
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,912
Gina!
Arise!
505
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,946
‐ Oh, my gosh, you guys,
seriously!
506
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,119
I have to sleep.
507
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,947
‐ It wasn't me.
It was Maura.
508
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,252
‐ [high‐pitched]
Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina.
509
00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:02,325
BOTH: Gina, Gina, Gina, Gina.
‐ Maya, stop!
510
00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:03,621
My meet's in, like, four hours.
‐ Gina!
511
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,004
‐ Wake up for an hour
for my meet.
512
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:06,380
I'm sorry!
‐ Okay, okay, okay.
513
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,246
Shut up. Shut up.
Everybody shut up.
514
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,133
Listen.
Here's the deal.
515
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:13,880
Next person who falls asleep
is out.
516
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,304
‐ Not it.
‐ Not it.
517
00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:16,602
‐ Not it!
‐ Not it.
518
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:20,845
[clock bongs creepily]
519
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:23,849
MAURA: [giggling]
520
00:18:27,022 --> 00:18:28,732
‐ [groaning softly]
521
00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:29,862
MAURA: [giggles]
522
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,068
‐ Mm.
523
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,502
‐ She's out.
524
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,998
MAURA: [whispering]
Sharpie her.
525
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,750
[both laugh]
526
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,382
Do it.
527
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,379
[laughing quietly]
528
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,644
‐ Shh.
529
00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:09,151
[snorts]
530
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:11,727
‐ [moaning]
[Gabe sighs]
531
00:19:11,733 --> 00:19:15,953
[sultry jazz music playingon TV]
532
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,606
‐ What's the farthest
you've gone?
533
00:19:17,614 --> 00:19:20,664
♪ ♪
534
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,289
‐ Haven't found the lucky lady.
535
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:23,746
You?
536
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:26,955
‐ Uh, I just got a handy
last summer.
537
00:19:26,957 --> 00:19:28,457
‐ You never told me that.
538
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,958
‐ Burned my dick off.
539
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,051
Lotion, my friend.
540
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:35,586
‐ Hmm.
Good to know.
541
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,103
[dreamy sweeping music]
542
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:47,636
♪ ♪
543
00:19:50,522 --> 00:19:53,782
[music builds]
544
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:57,645
♪ ♪
545
00:19:57,654 --> 00:19:59,414
[inhales deeply]
546
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,276
♪ ♪
547
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:03,993
‐ [laughs softly]
548
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:10,214
♪ ♪
549
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:13,208
[Anna snoring softly]
550
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:26,732
‐ [laughs]
551
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,435
[snorts]
552
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,228
[laughs]
553
00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,322
‐ What is going‐‐Maya!
554
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,648
‐ [laughs]
Sorry!
555
00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:40,033
‐ What are you doing?
‐ [laughing]
556
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,570
‐ What are you‐‐
my sleeping bag's wet.
557
00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:43,033
What the hell?
558
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,413
‐ Don't be so sensitive.
559
00:20:44,409 --> 00:20:45,989
We're doing it to everyone.
560
00:20:45,994 --> 00:20:47,124
‐ I'm not sensitive.
561
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:48,750
You're the most sensitive
person here.
562
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,627
‐ Oh, my God.
Sorry.
563
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,205
You were leaving me out
all night.
564
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:55,630
You left me in a bag.
Maybe that's why I'm sensitive.
565
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,509
‐ That wasn't on purpose.
Oh, my God.
566
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,086
Are you kidding?
‐ Oh, my God.
567
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:00,761
‐ [whispering] You leave me out
all the time.
568
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,259
And you got my bag wet.
569
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,260
‐ Sorry.
570
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:04,601
That was Maura's idea,
not mine.
571
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:05,596
Sorry.
‐ Oh, was it Maura's idea?
572
00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:06,717
MAYA: Yeah!
‐ Where is she?
573
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,063
‐ You literally are obsessed
with her.
574
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,938
‐ Are you kidding? Wow.
‐ Oh, my God, whatever.
575
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:13,146
ANNA: Oh, my God, Maura.
576
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,306
[both laugh]
577
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,024
‐ She's asleep.
578
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,074
‐ She's out.
579
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,527
‐ [laughing]
She's out.
580
00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:20,147
[both shush]
581
00:21:22,072 --> 00:21:23,702
‐ [whispering]
Maya, shh.
582
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,076
‐ [gasps]
583
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,884
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
584
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,297
‐ She sleeps
with her eyes open.
585
00:21:37,295 --> 00:21:39,915
[both laughing]
586
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,303
‐ Ew.
587
00:21:41,299 --> 00:21:42,509
My God.
588
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:43,839
[both laugh]
589
00:21:43,844 --> 00:21:46,854
ANNA: So weird.
[laughs]
590
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:49,427
‐ Do you love Maura
more than me?
591
00:21:49,433 --> 00:21:50,603
Be honest.
592
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,190
‐ Maya.
593
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,895
Obviously not.
594
00:21:54,896 --> 00:21:56,356
She's here.
595
00:21:56,356 --> 00:21:58,976
You're here,
but above the heavens.
596
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:01,614
‐ I mean, for me,
she's below the ground
597
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,071
and you're, like, up here.
598
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,201
‐ That's what I'm saying.
Same.
599
00:22:04,197 --> 00:22:05,527
[both whispering]
Under.
‐ Swear?
600
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:08,202
‐ Swear.
601
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:09,581
[both sniffling]
602
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:10,998
I love you.
603
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,752
‐ Yeah, let's go to bed.
ANNA: In your bag?
604
00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,879
‐ Yeah.
[grunts softly]
605
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,836
‐ Are you sure‐‐
are you sure you don't mind?
606
00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,246
‐ Yeah, no, I'm good.
607
00:22:22,048 --> 00:22:23,878
[grunts]
608
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:25,054
Hey, Anna.
609
00:22:25,051 --> 00:22:27,011
‐ Yeah?
610
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,932
‐ The last ones out, aren't we?
611
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,850
[relaxed music]
612
00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,599
‐ Yeah.
613
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,061
♪ ♪
614
00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:35,480
Do you want me
to rub your back?
615
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,769
‐ No, it tickles.
616
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,783
Oh, my back, okay, yeah.
617
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,105
♪ ♪
618
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,111
Can you do the long scratches?
619
00:22:45,113 --> 00:22:52,123
♪ ♪
620
00:23:03,965 --> 00:23:05,585
‐ [sighs]
621
00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:08,182
♪ ♪
622
00:23:12,098 --> 00:23:13,978
[door creaks]
623
00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:15,885
[door thuds]
624
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:18,864
[toilet paper holder
clattering]
625
00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,685
[toilet paper rustling]
626
00:23:20,690 --> 00:23:24,150
[toilet flushes]
627
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:26,532
[door creaks]
628
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,530
[clock bongs creepily]
629
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:32,123
[Anna snoring]
630
00:23:32,118 --> 00:23:33,198
MAURA: You guys!
631
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:34,253
Wake up!
632
00:23:34,246 --> 00:23:35,656
‐ Oh, my God.
633
00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:36,924
MAURA: Somebody clogged
the toilet
634
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:38,955
and it's brand‐new
and super expensive.
635
00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:40,039
‐ What?
636
00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:41,633
MAURA: Somebody clogged
the toilet
637
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:43,298
and it's brand‐new
and super expensive.
638
00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,546
Who was it?
ANNA: God.
639
00:23:44,548 --> 00:23:46,468
[groans]
640
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,760
‐ She's right.
641
00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:53,854
There's a weird pad in there,
642
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,479
so whoever left it
has their period.
643
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,352
‐ Not it.
Not it.
644
00:23:58,353 --> 00:24:00,233
‐ Definitely not it.
645
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:01,230
‐ I bet it's Maya.
646
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,861
‐ [scoffs]
What?
647
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,528
‐ I mean,
you did go in there last.
648
00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,606
‐ It wasn't Maya
649
00:24:05,610 --> 00:24:06,990
'cause we don't have
our periods yet.
650
00:24:06,987 --> 00:24:08,487
‐ Yeah.
We don't.
651
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:11,028
‐ I mean, Maya, if it was you,
it's totally fine.
652
00:24:11,032 --> 00:24:12,532
We just need to know
so we can fix it.
653
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,624
‐ Okay, but it's not me
'cause I don't have it,
654
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,210
but what if it was like,
Santa came
655
00:24:17,205 --> 00:24:19,415
and, like, literally bled
on a pad
656
00:24:19,416 --> 00:24:21,286
and, like, put it
in the toilet.
657
00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:22,843
‐ Nah, I'm pretty sure
it was you.
658
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:25,376
‐ I don't have my period!
Stop.
659
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,550
‐ It obviously was though!
MAYA: Oh, my God.
660
00:24:27,549 --> 00:24:29,219
Maura, you're being crazy
actually.
661
00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:31,217
Stop.
‐ You guys,
she wants her privacy.
662
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,679
‐ Guys, stop.
663
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:35,719
You're being crazy!
Stop!
664
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,274
‐ Uh, Maura?
Your foot's bleeding.
665
00:24:38,268 --> 00:24:40,148
‐ What?
666
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:42,265
[dramatic beat]
Wait, what?
667
00:24:42,272 --> 00:24:43,652
Oh, my God!
BECCA: Ew!
668
00:24:43,648 --> 00:24:46,778
ALL: Ew!
Ew! Ew!
669
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:49,776
[all screaming]
670
00:24:49,779 --> 00:24:50,989
‐ Ew!
671
00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:53,029
[all screaming]
ALL: Ew!
672
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,953
‐ Is that what you do
for a pad?
673
00:24:54,951 --> 00:24:56,291
MAURA: That's disgusting!
674
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,286
BECCA: Oh, my God,
what is that?
675
00:24:58,288 --> 00:24:59,748
[all screaming]
‐ Stop.
676
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:01,208
[all screaming]
677
00:25:01,207 --> 00:25:02,247
‐ Stop!
678
00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,340
Okay, you guys are being
really mean!
679
00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,706
Stop!
680
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,922
Oh, my God!
Stop it!
681
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:18,021
‐ What?
682
00:25:20,852 --> 00:25:22,562
‐ My blood.
683
00:25:22,562 --> 00:25:24,362
‐ Fucking knew it.
684
00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,653
Why would you lie to Anna?
685
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,322
That's so fucked up.
686
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:31,490
‐ I'm not.
687
00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:33,158
‐ Come here.
688
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,566
‐ It's gonna be okay, Anna.
689
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,334
MAURA: It's okay.
690
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,326
‐ Anna, I'm sorry.
691
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:40,038
MAURA: [sniffling]
692
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,748
‐ I didn't‐‐
[sighs]
693
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:45,290
BECCA: I'm so sorry.
694
00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:47,753
MAURA: That's so fucked up.
We're here for you.
695
00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,054
‐ We're your friends.
MAURA: We love you, Anna.
696
00:25:49,047 --> 00:25:50,467
[line ringing]
697
00:25:50,465 --> 00:25:52,375
YUKI: Hello?
‐ Hey, Mom.
698
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,554
YUKI: Maya?[speaking Japanese]
699
00:25:54,552 --> 00:25:56,932
‐ Yeah, I'm sorry for calling
so late.
700
00:25:56,930 --> 00:25:59,180
YUKI: What‐‐what's wrong?
701
00:25:59,182 --> 00:26:01,812
‐ Nothing.
Can you just come pick me up?
702
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,100
[sobbing]
Please?
703
00:26:03,103 --> 00:26:04,733
YUKI: What's going on?
704
00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:07,609
‐ Nothing.
I just wanna come home.
705
00:26:13,029 --> 00:26:14,859
MAYA: Everyone thinksI'm a liar.
706
00:26:14,864 --> 00:26:17,664
‐ No, you're not a liar.
707
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:21,709
You know, privacy's different
than secret.
708
00:26:21,705 --> 00:26:22,865
‐ No, I know,
709
00:26:22,872 --> 00:26:25,042
but Anna asked
and I lied to her
710
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:27,671
and I feel like...
711
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,709
I don't know,
I, like, clogged Maura's toilet
712
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:31,723
and everyone thinks
I'm disgusting now.
713
00:26:31,715 --> 00:26:33,965
‐ Oh, you‐‐listen to me, Maya.
714
00:26:33,967 --> 00:26:37,007
Girls or women are like
salad bowls.
715
00:26:37,012 --> 00:26:38,012
You know?
716
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:40,773
You put everything in one bowl.
717
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:43,635
Um, like this one here?
718
00:26:43,643 --> 00:26:45,353
This is your...
719
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,306
‐ [laughs]
720
00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:48,983
YUKI: [laughing] What?
It's not funny.
721
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,482
It's‐‐it's beautiful.
722
00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,783
MAYA: No, I hate it.
‐ It's a little cute wonder.
723
00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:55,157
And...ooh, who's that?
724
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:56,195
What's in here?
725
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:58,367
Ooh, this is Anna.
726
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:01,366
You cherish it and keep it.
727
00:27:01,369 --> 00:27:05,079
And you only get to keep
what's most important to you.
728
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:06,421
Okay?
729
00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,746
Because there's not much room
in the salad bowl.
730
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:09,752
Okay?
731
00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:12,133
[heartfelt music]
732
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:13,470
What's that?
733
00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,755
‐ Taking things off.
YUKI: Ah.
734
00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,219
You have a lot of junk
in your bowl, huh?
735
00:27:18,219 --> 00:27:20,469
[both laugh]
736
00:27:20,472 --> 00:27:21,972
Oh, what's that?
737
00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:23,313
‐ Anna.
YUKI: Anna?
738
00:27:23,308 --> 00:27:25,558
Ooh, it's nice.
739
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,850
Okay.
740
00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,813
‐ Stop taking it off my head.
741
00:27:28,813 --> 00:27:30,613
YUKI: You wanna keep it there?
‐ Yeah.
742
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,277
YUKI: You wanna keep Anna?
‐ Yeah.
743
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,525
YUKI: Ah, that's good.
744
00:27:34,527 --> 00:27:37,107
‐ Even if she hates me.
745
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:39,373
‐ I'm sure she doesn't.
746
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:44,202
She will come back.
747
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,504
‐ Okay.
748
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:46,577
‐ Yeah.
749
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:48,371
So let's just cherish it.
750
00:27:48,374 --> 00:27:50,214
Let's keep it.
Okay?
751
00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,960
‐ Mm‐hmm.
‐ Hmm?
752
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,920
You're gonna be okay.
753
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:57,764
‐ Okay.
‐ All right?
754
00:27:57,759 --> 00:28:01,599
♪ ♪
755
00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:03,806
‐ [sighs]
756
00:28:03,807 --> 00:28:04,807
MAURA: Hmm?
757
00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:06,388
‐ Um, sorry, but I just‐‐
758
00:28:06,392 --> 00:28:07,772
can I have $20?
759
00:28:07,769 --> 00:28:12,189
'Cause, um, Bernard spent it
all on alcohol again.
760
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:16,150
‐ Again?
What a cunt.
761
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,362
‐ Thanks.
762
00:28:21,950 --> 00:28:24,540
It's kinda weird
that Maya's not here, no?
763
00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,746
‐ I mean, like, it'd be weirder
if she was here.
764
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:29,577
Like, I don't know
how you forgive someone
765
00:28:29,582 --> 00:28:31,002
after lying to you like that.
766
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:32,960
‐ Yeah.
767
00:28:32,961 --> 00:28:36,211
‐ Maya moved to Arizona.
768
00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:38,974
‐ Mm.
[laughs]
769
00:28:38,967 --> 00:28:40,047
Yeah.
770
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:51,435
Bernard.
771
00:28:51,437 --> 00:28:53,187
[whispering] Bernard.
772
00:28:53,189 --> 00:28:54,729
You just always lie to me.
773
00:28:54,732 --> 00:28:56,902
‐ [shushing] Don't cry.
Don't cry.
774
00:28:58,361 --> 00:29:00,241
You want milk, baby?
775
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:04,372
Milk.
776
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:15,627
‐ [sighs]
777
00:29:22,218 --> 00:29:23,928
[chuckles]
778
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:27,308
[shady music]
779
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:28,927
[laughs softly]
780
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:35,573
♪ ♪
781
00:29:35,565 --> 00:29:36,975
[whispering]
Oh, my God.
782
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:41,153
♪ ♪
783
00:29:41,154 --> 00:29:42,994
Oh, my God.
784
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:45,949
♪ ♪
785
00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:48,160
Tonia.
786
00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:50,541
[door opens]
787
00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,165
MAURA: Hey.
788
00:30:00,173 --> 00:30:02,263
‐ Hey. You got your milk?
MAURA: Yeah.
789
00:30:02,258 --> 00:30:04,718
Uh, can I have
my wallet back now?
790
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:07,719
‐ Oh, yeah. Thanks.
I just borrowed the...
791
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,352
MAURA: Yeah.
792
00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:13,560
‐ Your baby needs you.
793
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:15,151
[laughs] Shh.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
794
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,606
Mom.
795
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:19,436
Mom, could you,
like, come up here?
796
00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,192
‐ Maura...
797
00:30:23,237 --> 00:30:26,737
You said that she was,
like, a doctor.
798
00:30:26,741 --> 00:30:28,991
But she's in a body spray ad.
799
00:30:28,993 --> 00:30:31,703
‐ Um, can I just
have this back?
800
00:30:31,704 --> 00:30:33,374
‐ Well, I'm just using it.
801
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,043
‐ Anna.
‐ What?
802
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,501
Right? I mean, you lied.
‐ Can I just‐‐
803
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,212
‐ You can just say it.
‐ Can I just‐‐
804
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:41,382
can I just‐‐
give it back please.
805
00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:42,971
‐ No.
‐ Anna.
806
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,796
It's mine.
807
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:47,141
Mom!
Mommy?
808
00:30:47,136 --> 00:30:48,216
Anna.
809
00:30:48,221 --> 00:30:49,811
[angrily] Anna, it's mine.
ANNA: No.
810
00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,096
MAURA: It's mine!
‐ No.
811
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,979
‐ Give it back.
‐ No, you give it back!
812
00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:54,846
‐ No. Mom!
[grunts]
813
00:30:54,852 --> 00:30:56,402
Hey, it's mine.
814
00:30:56,396 --> 00:30:58,606
ANNA: I'm just gonna‐‐
just let me‐‐
MAURA: Stop.
815
00:30:58,606 --> 00:30:59,856
ANNA: Stop.
MAURA: Give it back!
816
00:30:59,857 --> 00:31:01,147
‐ Maura.
MAURA: It's mine!
817
00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:02,740
Come on! It's mine!
LEANNE: Maura, no.
818
00:31:02,735 --> 00:31:04,815
MAURA: It's mine! Anna!
LEANNE: No, no, no!
819
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,201
MAURA: Anna!
‐ Just go.
820
00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,867
[tense music]
821
00:31:07,865 --> 00:31:09,985
Just‐‐
MAURA: No! Mom!
822
00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:11,373
Mom, no!
LEANNE: Shh.
823
00:31:11,369 --> 00:31:12,619
It's okay.
Calm down.
824
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:15,040
‐ No!
Anna!
825
00:31:15,039 --> 00:31:16,919
Give it‐‐Anna!
826
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:19,126
No, Mom, it's mine!
827
00:31:19,127 --> 00:31:20,457
[sobbing]
828
00:31:20,461 --> 00:31:21,591
‐ Come on.
‐ Mom, no!
829
00:31:21,587 --> 00:31:23,417
LEANNE: Sweetheart, calm.
MAURA: Mom.
830
00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:24,883
LEANNE: Just calm.
831
00:31:24,882 --> 00:31:25,932
Calm.
Just breathe.
832
00:31:25,925 --> 00:31:27,385
MAURA: Anna!
833
00:31:27,385 --> 00:31:29,795
MAYA: That's why I said four
about her, on the phone.
834
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:31,014
I knew she was not right.
835
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:32,644
ANNA: You always know
before me.
836
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:33,930
Like, I'm too trusting.
837
00:31:33,933 --> 00:31:35,313
I'm too trusting.
MAYA: My mom knew too.
838
00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:36,639
ANNA: And Gina.
‐ I know.
839
00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,274
ANNA: None of them
are her real friends.
840
00:31:38,271 --> 00:31:40,571
‐ I knew it.
I freaking knew it!
841
00:31:40,565 --> 00:31:42,775
‐ No. Duh.
She's a liar.
842
00:31:42,775 --> 00:31:46,235
‐ No, I know, but I am too.
843
00:31:46,237 --> 00:31:50,117
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
about my period, but...
844
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:52,326
[sighs]
845
00:31:52,326 --> 00:31:54,576
I guess you don't like me
either right now.
846
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,669
‐ Honestly, it's something
about me.
847
00:31:57,665 --> 00:32:00,205
Like, I just attract liars.
848
00:32:00,209 --> 00:32:02,379
Something that says,
like, you can't trust me.
849
00:32:02,378 --> 00:32:04,628
‐ Anna, it's not always
about you.
850
00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:06,550
It's my freaking period!
851
00:32:06,549 --> 00:32:08,589
Like, it was a big deal
and I was like‐‐
852
00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,553
I thought it was small
and it would go away,
853
00:32:10,553 --> 00:32:12,813
but it, like‐‐it didn't.
854
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,675
Just comes once a month.
855
00:32:14,682 --> 00:32:16,892
‐ No, you're right.
That's really intense.
856
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:18,143
‐ It is.
857
00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:21,984
‐ I'm sorry, and I'm really
so happy for you.
858
00:32:21,981 --> 00:32:23,571
My best friend's a woman.
859
00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,566
‐ No, I don't wanna be.
860
00:32:25,568 --> 00:32:27,698
‐ Why?
861
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:29,985
‐ I don't know, I guess
I'm just, like, a salad bowl
862
00:32:29,989 --> 00:32:31,029
like every other woman.
863
00:32:31,032 --> 00:32:32,332
‐ Mm.
864
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:33,575
Mm‐hmm, mm‐hmm.
865
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:34,656
‐ Yeah.
866
00:32:34,660 --> 00:32:36,450
Like mushy carrots, you know?
867
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:37,834
‐ Just promise no more secrets.
868
00:32:37,830 --> 00:32:38,870
‐ Never.
‐ Okay?
869
00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:40,423
‐ I swear.
BOTH: Swear.
870
00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:41,576
‐ Swear.
‐ Swear.
871
00:32:41,584 --> 00:32:45,094
[The Pastels'"Worlds of Possibility"]
872
00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:48,548
Except I did throw away
one of your library books
873
00:32:48,549 --> 00:32:50,299
'cause I spilled Sprite on it.
874
00:32:50,301 --> 00:32:51,841
‐ Maya, that could affect
my credit.
875
00:32:51,844 --> 00:32:53,764
‐ I know.
Sorry.
876
00:32:53,763 --> 00:32:55,393
And also,
when you're not around,
877
00:32:55,389 --> 00:32:56,639
I go through
your underwear drawer
878
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:59,731
and try on every pair
with flowers on them.
879
00:32:59,727 --> 00:33:02,107
‐ Over or under yours?
880
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:04,395
‐ Under.
‐ [groans]
881
00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:06,148
‐ Also, I drew that goatee
on your face
882
00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,820
and there's still a little bit
on there.
883
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:10,070
‐ You did that?
‐ Yeah.
884
00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,451
I also joined wrestling
because of Brandt,
885
00:33:12,448 --> 00:33:14,078
not 'cause I wanted to be
a strong wrestler.
886
00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,235
Also when my mom buys potatoes,
I put them in my shirt
887
00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,754
and I walk around like this
with boobs.
888
00:33:17,745 --> 00:33:20,285
Also I have a book of crushes
and one of them is your dad.
889
00:33:20,289 --> 00:33:21,869
‐ Ew, Maya!
‐ I just‐‐
890
00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,754
Also I sometimes touch myself
down there
891
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,131
in a way that I told you about,
892
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:27,298
but in a different way,
not for comfort.
893
00:33:27,296 --> 00:33:29,916
I have a secret screen namewhere I talk to old men,
894
00:33:29,924 --> 00:33:31,804
and I'm talking to oneright now.
895
00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:34,011
I also shave my mustachesometimes.
896
00:33:34,011 --> 00:33:36,561
Shuji's my half brother.ANNA: What?
897
00:33:36,556 --> 00:33:37,926
MAYA:But we're basically full.
898
00:33:37,932 --> 00:33:39,772
That's probably it.
899
00:33:39,767 --> 00:33:42,397
‐ I got a pencil mark
on your bed cover once.
900
00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:43,975
It was about this big,
and I didn't tell you.
901
00:33:43,980 --> 00:33:46,320
‐ Anna!
‐ That has been killing me.
902
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:48,685
‐ Why would you do that
and not tell me?
903
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,533
‐ I feel so much better.
904
00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:53,868
‐ Ugh, that's, like,
kind of annoying.
905
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,525
SINGER: [vocalizing]
906
00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:58,624
♪ ♪
907
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:03,709
SINGER: ♪ Unbounded by languor
or longitude ♪
908
00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,248
♪ Everywhere is the center ♪
909
00:34:06,252 --> 00:34:08,502
♪ Of someone's world ♪
910
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,844
♪ Panorama, getting calmer ♪
911
00:34:12,842 --> 00:34:15,852
♪ Senses warmer ♪
912
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:18,095
♪ I don't want us to fall ♪
913
00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:23,437
♪ ♪
914
00:34:24,305 --> 00:35:24,690
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