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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,656 --> 00:00:34,639 GOZPEL 1:1 FACEDOWN AT 15 BY YOUNG & WILD 2 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:05,974 MOTHER CALLING 3 00:03:07,380 --> 00:03:09,711 It's the usual problem of limits. 4 00:03:11,618 --> 00:03:14,882 When was the first time you got yourself off? 5 00:03:14,921 --> 00:03:16,821 The first successful autoerotic stimulation 6 00:03:16,823 --> 00:03:19,723 that put an end to frustrated fingering. 7 00:03:21,495 --> 00:03:24,292 An attempt at meaningful finger-play. 8 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:27,299 At age ten, after getting home from school, 9 00:03:27,334 --> 00:03:29,901 I would think about a classmate who annoyed the fuck out of me: 10 00:03:29,903 --> 00:03:33,030 Cristi�n. Asshole. 11 00:03:33,073 --> 00:03:36,574 He'd chase me around the school telling me, "You're hot." 12 00:03:36,576 --> 00:03:38,243 And I'd throw rocks at him. 13 00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:40,371 He'd buy me candy bars, 14 00:03:40,413 --> 00:03:41,746 and I'd throw rocks at him. 15 00:03:41,748 --> 00:03:43,248 He'd try to be nice to me; 16 00:03:43,250 --> 00:03:44,511 I'd throw a rock. 17 00:03:44,551 --> 00:03:46,381 But once I got home, 18 00:03:46,419 --> 00:03:47,919 I'd try to get my rocks off 19 00:03:47,921 --> 00:03:49,487 instead of throwing them at him. 20 00:03:49,489 --> 00:03:53,288 Try to, because I had no idea what to do with my fiery twat. 21 00:03:54,194 --> 00:03:56,855 Temporal ellipsis to age 15. 22 00:03:56,897 --> 00:04:00,161 From 10 to 14, a series of flimsy fingers. 23 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:03,327 I even tried shoving a flashlight up there once- 24 00:04:03,370 --> 00:04:05,200 a little red one. 25 00:04:05,238 --> 00:04:06,431 Just like that. 26 00:04:06,473 --> 00:04:07,803 At age 15, 27 00:04:07,841 --> 00:04:11,241 facedown with a finger and rubbing up against the bed. 28 00:04:11,278 --> 00:04:12,767 I couldn't believe it. 29 00:04:12,812 --> 00:04:15,046 It was as easy as rubbing up against a bed. 30 00:04:15,048 --> 00:04:18,039 At 16, the Cheese-Dick Man. 31 00:04:18,084 --> 00:04:20,278 No fingers that year. 32 00:04:21,555 --> 00:04:23,920 Virginity is lost in stages, 33 00:04:23,957 --> 00:04:26,824 and it's got to be hard to lose it all at once. 34 00:04:26,826 --> 00:04:29,994 C told me that after getting fucked up the ass, 35 00:04:29,996 --> 00:04:31,587 diarrhea all day long. 36 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:34,566 She said, "The most painful experience after childbirth." 37 00:04:34,568 --> 00:04:36,364 I say, "Whatever." 38 00:04:36,403 --> 00:04:41,203 With a lot of booze and beer in me, it ain't bad. 39 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:43,841 I don't know how I ended up ass up on the mattress. 40 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:45,867 I told him, "Dude, wrong hole." 41 00:04:45,912 --> 00:04:47,879 Wrong hole. 42 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:49,180 But he put it in anyway. 43 00:04:49,182 --> 00:04:51,115 So I said it again, "Wrong hole." 44 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:52,640 Wrong hole. 45 00:04:55,655 --> 00:04:58,089 You're expected to put up some kind of struggle, 46 00:04:58,091 --> 00:05:00,190 and I do what is expected of me. 47 00:05:02,862 --> 00:05:03,987 Fuck it. 48 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,296 He stuck it up my ass for a while. 49 00:05:05,298 --> 00:05:07,465 Neither good nor bad, just nothing... 50 00:05:07,467 --> 00:05:09,764 like most of my losses. 51 00:05:09,803 --> 00:05:11,002 Did I feel like taking a shit? 52 00:05:11,004 --> 00:05:12,334 Yes. 53 00:05:12,372 --> 00:05:15,139 But the suppositories from when I was a kid hurt more. 54 00:05:15,141 --> 00:05:16,767 It wasn't a total loss. 55 00:05:16,810 --> 00:05:18,572 He didn't cum in my ass. 56 00:05:18,612 --> 00:05:20,911 I'm still waiting for the right guy. 57 00:05:25,819 --> 00:05:28,987 I'm an orthodox, and I lose what people often lose. 58 00:05:28,989 --> 00:05:31,957 A trinity of losses, feminine and heterosexual: 59 00:05:31,992 --> 00:05:34,824 pussy, giving head, up the ass. 60 00:05:59,019 --> 00:06:03,478 There are several types of people in the world. 61 00:06:03,523 --> 00:06:07,117 There are those who don't believe in God. 62 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:10,560 Those who don't believe are increasing every day 63 00:06:10,597 --> 00:06:14,293 due to the fact we've had two agnostic, atheist presidents 64 00:06:14,334 --> 00:06:17,063 who don't believe in God. 65 00:06:17,103 --> 00:06:19,070 The world of an agnostic is a world 66 00:06:19,072 --> 00:06:21,801 that begins and ends in his own mind. 67 00:06:21,841 --> 00:06:24,832 He's the top authority in his life, 68 00:06:24,878 --> 00:06:27,175 the captain of his own soul. 69 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:29,305 He is his own God! 70 00:06:29,349 --> 00:06:30,648 "I don't believe in God. 71 00:06:30,650 --> 00:06:32,116 "There's no superior being. 72 00:06:32,118 --> 00:06:36,053 Therefore, I command myself." 73 00:06:36,089 --> 00:06:40,388 This is why he lives a life of relative values, 74 00:06:40,427 --> 00:06:42,860 relative to his person. 75 00:06:44,464 --> 00:06:46,631 But God, my dear brothers and sisters... 76 00:06:46,633 --> 00:06:47,690 Hey. 77 00:06:47,734 --> 00:06:50,133 Is not relative. 78 00:06:50,170 --> 00:06:51,769 He does not accept relativity. 79 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:54,364 God is living fire! 80 00:06:54,407 --> 00:06:55,395 Amen! 81 00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:58,638 God doesn't want lukewarm hearts. 82 00:06:58,678 --> 00:07:00,372 Repeat with me: 83 00:07:00,413 --> 00:07:03,279 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 84 00:07:03,316 --> 00:07:06,614 I don't want to have a lukewarm heart. 85 00:07:06,653 --> 00:07:08,449 God wants his fire 86 00:07:08,488 --> 00:07:11,786 to penetrate each one of your hearts. 87 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,223 He is calling you. 88 00:07:13,259 --> 00:07:14,282 Amen! 89 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:15,476 Listen to me well: 90 00:07:15,495 --> 00:07:17,587 He is calling you! 91 00:07:17,630 --> 00:07:19,464 Oh, yeah, and I'm the Evangelical one. 92 00:07:19,466 --> 00:07:21,865 I'm from the sect of rich Evangeloons, 93 00:07:21,901 --> 00:07:23,134 who are worse than the others, 94 00:07:23,136 --> 00:07:24,802 'cause on top of everything else, 95 00:07:24,804 --> 00:07:27,705 they think they're the shit because they've got money. 96 00:07:27,707 --> 00:07:29,907 I'm studying for my college placement test. 97 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:31,676 It is thus inferred that I'm really busy 98 00:07:31,678 --> 00:07:34,771 and I have no time to write this blog. 99 00:07:34,814 --> 00:07:36,906 With fire! 100 00:07:41,721 --> 00:07:44,689 Today 101 00:07:44,724 --> 00:07:48,682 I shall rise 102 00:07:48,728 --> 00:07:49,819 Get up. 103 00:07:49,863 --> 00:07:54,663 And I will smile 104 00:07:54,701 --> 00:07:58,136 Being with you 105 00:07:58,171 --> 00:08:00,468 Raise your hands, you fool. 106 00:08:01,875 --> 00:08:04,843 You 107 00:08:04,878 --> 00:08:07,971 Teach me to believe 108 00:08:08,014 --> 00:08:09,844 Fool, fool, fool. 109 00:08:10,917 --> 00:08:13,077 But I still write. 110 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:15,245 That's why I pray to Jesus: 111 00:08:15,288 --> 00:08:19,417 Please make my mother never type youngandwild.blogspot.com. 112 00:08:19,459 --> 00:08:20,925 Make it so, please, 113 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,984 so that she never ever has. 114 00:08:23,029 --> 00:08:27,755 YOUNG & WILD BY MARIALY RIVAS 115 00:08:28,217 --> 00:08:31,080 Hey, I was hard-core Catholic, virgin till marriage and stuff, 116 00:08:31,081 --> 00:08:34,538 until I met a big ol' dick, and that was that. 117 00:08:35,273 --> 00:08:36,249 Hey, Danilca! 118 00:08:36,250 --> 00:08:38,046 Do you remember that song that said 119 00:08:38,047 --> 00:08:40,429 Satan is like a lion? 120 00:08:40,430 --> 00:08:42,021 Remember we had to roar? 121 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:44,381 PS. I also pray to Jesus 122 00:08:44,382 --> 00:08:47,319 that your parents won't find your blog. 123 00:08:47,578 --> 00:08:50,154 I ask him all day, all night, all afternoon, 124 00:08:50,156 --> 00:08:51,756 all day, all night, all afternoon, 125 00:08:51,758 --> 00:08:53,905 all morning, nonstop. 126 00:08:53,948 --> 00:08:57,297 I want to be your mommy and for you to be the daddy. 127 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:01,296 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 128 00:09:02,627 --> 00:09:04,453 You know how sometimes when you're going at it 129 00:09:04,455 --> 00:09:05,769 and the guy's dick slides out 130 00:09:05,771 --> 00:09:07,759 and makes its way into the back door? 131 00:09:07,761 --> 00:09:10,471 Hey, this is filthy. 132 00:09:10,824 --> 00:09:13,511 My mommy told me that hope is the last thing you lose, 133 00:09:13,513 --> 00:09:15,503 so I'll leave you my MSN: 134 00:09:15,548 --> 00:09:17,947 palitroke@gmail.com. 135 00:09:17,984 --> 00:09:19,517 And I'd leave you my cell phone number, 136 00:09:19,519 --> 00:09:22,214 my ID number, and my home phone number, 137 00:09:22,255 --> 00:09:23,588 but my mommy also told me 138 00:09:23,590 --> 00:09:24,922 that there are a lot of bad people 139 00:09:24,924 --> 00:09:26,584 out there in the world. 140 00:09:26,626 --> 00:09:28,422 I'm not leaving my MSN, 141 00:09:28,461 --> 00:09:30,361 but you can leave yours on my blog. 142 00:09:30,363 --> 00:09:31,590 Ha. 143 00:09:38,669 --> 00:09:40,101 Are they here? 144 00:09:42,110 --> 00:09:43,599 Yes. Come down. 145 00:09:48,585 --> 00:09:49,734 They're here. Come down. 146 00:09:49,736 --> 00:09:50,970 But, Mom, I have to study. 147 00:09:50,972 --> 00:09:52,063 Let's go. 148 00:09:59,389 --> 00:10:05,811 GOZPEL 1:2 IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED ALL MY HARDSHIPS (MOTHER AND FATHER) 149 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,060 One minute. 150 00:10:14,106 --> 00:10:16,005 Sim�n, I got this for you. 151 00:10:21,547 --> 00:10:23,213 It's Tim LaHaye's latest book. 152 00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:24,306 No! 153 00:10:26,385 --> 00:10:27,851 How wonderful. 154 00:10:30,823 --> 00:10:32,551 Thank you very much, Rai. 155 00:10:32,591 --> 00:10:33,750 Thank you. 156 00:10:33,793 --> 00:10:35,919 For these 15 years of ministry. 157 00:10:35,961 --> 00:10:37,018 Thank you. 158 00:10:39,498 --> 00:10:40,831 Could you read a bit to us? 159 00:10:40,833 --> 00:10:41,865 - No, no. - Yes. 160 00:10:41,867 --> 00:10:43,100 No, you're the head of- 161 00:10:43,102 --> 00:10:44,968 No, we're in your house. You read it. 162 00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:46,069 Read it, come on. 163 00:10:50,643 --> 00:10:54,134 "The term 'rapture is an expression that comes 164 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:58,479 "from the Greek word 'rapio, ' which means disappearance. 165 00:10:58,517 --> 00:11:00,584 "Shortly before the end of the world, 166 00:11:00,586 --> 00:11:04,021 Christ shall return in the air and shall take with him..." 167 00:11:04,023 --> 00:11:05,785 Father believes in Rapture. 168 00:11:05,825 --> 00:11:07,424 Mother believes in Rapture. 169 00:11:07,426 --> 00:11:09,689 Uncle believes in Rapture. 170 00:11:09,728 --> 00:11:12,062 They believe that Jesus was telling the truth 171 00:11:12,064 --> 00:11:13,897 when he said, "I'll be back soon." 172 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:17,334 And I want to not believe because believing frightens me. 173 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:20,304 It won't be long before the Lord's Second Coming. 174 00:11:20,306 --> 00:11:21,371 It's all Uncle's fault. 175 00:11:21,373 --> 00:11:23,772 I think that our generation 176 00:11:23,809 --> 00:11:28,302 shall see Christ come to take his Church with him. 177 00:11:28,347 --> 00:11:29,506 I believe, Sim�n, 178 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:31,448 that all the signals have been given. 179 00:11:31,450 --> 00:11:34,782 My pastor uncle comes over one night. 180 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,413 He sits at our dining room table, 181 00:11:37,456 --> 00:11:39,356 says something I don't understand, 182 00:11:39,358 --> 00:11:41,188 and points to the backyard. 183 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,028 In the dark backyard, there's a grotto. 184 00:11:52,071 --> 00:11:54,504 In the grotto, a Virgin. 185 00:11:54,540 --> 00:11:56,302 He picks up an axe, 186 00:11:56,342 --> 00:11:59,833 walks over to the Virgin, white and made of plaster... 187 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:04,509 And swings at it. 188 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,817 "Thou shalt not praise other images before me," 189 00:12:06,819 --> 00:12:09,218 says the pastor uncle that God says. 190 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:15,956 Postscript. 191 00:12:15,995 --> 00:12:18,326 (Is that how you write "postscript"?) 192 00:12:18,364 --> 00:12:19,796 I remember an axe, 193 00:12:19,832 --> 00:12:23,392 but it probably was just a crappy-ass bread knife. 194 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:31,001 But, hey, is the Virgin Satanic? 195 00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:32,409 I still have a question. 196 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,545 Is the person writing this blog a man or a woman? 197 00:12:34,547 --> 00:12:36,213 She's a young lady. I can vouch. 198 00:12:36,215 --> 00:12:37,545 Good blog. 199 00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:40,278 Free Young! 200 00:12:40,319 --> 00:12:43,048 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 201 00:12:43,088 --> 00:12:46,181 I know you're hot. I know you're hot. 202 00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:48,792 I don't care about the Virgin or the fucking grotto. 203 00:12:48,794 --> 00:12:50,454 I know you're hot. 204 00:12:50,496 --> 00:12:51,553 She's not hot. 205 00:12:51,597 --> 00:12:53,723 I know someone who knows her. 206 00:12:53,766 --> 00:12:54,925 Bitch. 207 00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:05,502 GOZPEL 1:3 WE ARE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD BY YOUNG & WILD 208 00:13:06,512 --> 00:13:07,739 Morning, sir. 209 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,940 I need to talk to Daniela. 210 00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,046 Daniela? 211 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:14,534 Could you come with me? 212 00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:18,515 Now? 213 00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:29,022 Do you know what a classmate of yours told me? 214 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,366 That you've had sex. 215 00:13:34,540 --> 00:13:36,905 Sex before marriage. 216 00:13:49,822 --> 00:13:51,789 You tempted a young boy- 217 00:13:51,824 --> 00:13:55,953 not only in age but also in faith. 218 00:13:55,995 --> 00:13:58,053 What a shame to look at you. 219 00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,927 What sadness, Daniela. 220 00:14:01,634 --> 00:14:07,196 What dishonor to your parents, who love the Lord, 221 00:14:07,239 --> 00:14:10,537 to have a daughter like you, 222 00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,839 don't you think? 223 00:14:12,878 --> 00:14:16,213 You can't carry on soiling the sanctity of this school. 224 00:14:16,215 --> 00:14:18,682 But there's less than a month left 225 00:14:18,717 --> 00:14:20,584 for the college placement test. 226 00:14:20,586 --> 00:14:23,554 It's over, Daniela. 227 00:14:23,589 --> 00:14:26,853 You can't come back to this school. 228 00:14:26,892 --> 00:14:29,223 We won't tolerate you any longer. 229 00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:13,627 I got kicked out of school. 230 00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:44,964 May her health be to your glory. 231 00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:46,503 Let's go to the hospital. 232 00:15:46,505 --> 00:15:47,671 Her fever is too high. 233 00:15:47,673 --> 00:15:49,037 Hallelujah Lord. 234 00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,701 Glorify yourself in her. 235 00:15:51,744 --> 00:15:55,736 Lord, give us your peace in order to accept your will. 236 00:15:55,781 --> 00:15:59,910 In the name of Jesus, Lord, we bless you. 237 00:15:59,952 --> 00:16:02,078 Careful, careful. 238 00:16:02,121 --> 00:16:06,819 Lord, give us your peace to accept your will. 239 00:16:06,859 --> 00:16:08,125 In the name of Jesus. 240 00:16:08,127 --> 00:16:10,390 Lord, we bless you. 241 00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,168 You're not going out for a year. 242 00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:24,156 You won't see anyone either. 243 00:16:25,244 --> 00:16:26,574 Not even P�a. 244 00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:31,729 You're not even going out to the corner to buy bread. 245 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,808 No internet either. 246 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:42,592 And tomorrow, I'm signing you up 247 00:16:42,594 --> 00:16:44,461 for We Are the Light of the World. 248 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,622 You hear me? 249 00:16:45,664 --> 00:16:47,858 Oh, shit. 250 00:16:47,900 --> 00:16:49,900 We Are the Light of the World? Shit. 251 00:16:49,902 --> 00:16:51,168 A ship that sails out of Ecuador 252 00:16:51,170 --> 00:16:52,602 and stops at a million ugly cities, 253 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:54,571 the kind where Evangelicals are eaten alive, 254 00:16:54,573 --> 00:16:56,573 where they throw stones at Evangelicals, 255 00:16:56,575 --> 00:16:58,742 and the Evangelics' eyes are shiny and bright 256 00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,093 with missionary emotion, with martyrdom. 257 00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,940 But, Mom, 258 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,109 I'm almost 18. 259 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,485 You can't do that to me. 260 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,612 Shut up. 261 00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,986 Hey. 262 00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:13,854 I'm not dead yet. 263 00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,091 Danielita? 264 00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:22,725 Could you ask your father to call the pastor, hmm? 265 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,674 I don't think that it's a good idea. 266 00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,012 And I'm not only saying it for her. 267 00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,979 I'm also saying it for you. 268 00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,455 Do you want her to get closer to the Lord or not? 269 00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,530 She's not going to do it like this. 270 00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,692 Why don't you try to get her to finish school? 271 00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:57,894 No. 272 00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:06,632 I don't want her to go on that trip. 273 00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:15,291 GOZPEL 1:4 LAKE OF FIRE BY YOUNG & WILD 274 00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:19,743 Where milk and honey flow... 275 00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:26,759 They walk and walk and walk, and they never get there. 276 00:18:26,796 --> 00:18:30,060 Poor, poor Moses, 277 00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:33,226 because when they're about to arrive, 278 00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,702 all of them feeling very thirsty, 279 00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,864 God tells him... 280 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,733 Mother, they could have kicked me out of school 281 00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:42,076 for setting a classroom on fire, 282 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,705 for poisoning a classmate, 283 00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,441 for killing a teacher, 284 00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:49,750 and you would have cared less than expulsion for fornication. 285 00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,419 Because your main commandment is not "thou shalt not kill" 286 00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:54,221 or "thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself" 287 00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,296 or blah, blah, blah; 288 00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:58,397 your main commandment is "thou shalt not fornicate." 289 00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,740 And I, fornicator, 290 00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,614 l am sent to the Evangeloon TV Station 291 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,276 where no one fornicates. 292 00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:12,189 A life of partying... 293 00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:15,284 I went out at night, 294 00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,787 and I would look at myself in the mirror, 295 00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,459 and each time I went out, 296 00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,968 I would look at myself in the mirror. 297 00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,936 And I would say to myself- 298 00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:29,304 I would say, "Yes, I'm pretty." 299 00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,404 But I felt that I was missing something. 300 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,074 I wasn't happy. 301 00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,607 And that something... 302 00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,141 was Jesus Christ. 303 00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:44,956 How did you meet the Lord, ma'am? 304 00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:46,582 It was really crazy. 305 00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:52,063 I was walking down Providencia. I love Providencia. 306 00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,066 And suddenly, I sat down. 307 00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:59,366 I collapsed on one of the benches in Providencia, 308 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:03,205 and I said, "I can't take it anymore." 309 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,607 And a man tells me- 310 00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:10,240 he approaches me and touches my shoulder- 311 00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,341 "God loves you." 312 00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,612 That simple. 313 00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,520 And I was frozen. 314 00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:21,253 And I said, "God loves me!" 315 00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:24,421 A person he hasn't seen, that he doesn't know. 316 00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:26,795 God loves me. 317 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,528 But, Mother, you may punish me, 318 00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:31,235 but I can do whatever I want 319 00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,037 in the name of my dirty poonani. 320 00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,206 I can do anything in the name of the man of God 321 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,107 who I can't stop looking at. 322 00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,477 Mother, I'm going to write you a poem 323 00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,173 that rhymes and everything. 324 00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:44,382 I'll take what's in store. Your punishment I'll endure. 325 00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:47,133 As for this man of God, I'll be his whore. 326 00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,263 Hello. 327 00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,466 Let's go. 328 00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:17,038 Were those your work colleagues? 329 00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,243 Do you work with them? 330 00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,774 No, I'm the gofer. 331 00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:28,041 You were there all day, I suppose. 332 00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,930 Look, I'm asking just one thing from you. 333 00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:36,267 Don't do anything at the TV station that could embarrass me, okay? 334 00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:37,701 Oh, Mom. 335 00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:47,069 What did you have to do? 336 00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:49,444 Coding. 337 00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,382 Coding. That's nice. 338 00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:59,155 What is it? 339 00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,818 Something boring. 340 00:22:17,343 --> 00:22:19,173 What are you thinking about? 341 00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,313 Of what I would answer when you asked 342 00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,305 what was I thinking about. 343 00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,982 Well, I try to talk to you. l try. 344 00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:31,046 And you: nothing. 345 00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,579 Quiet. Always quiet. 346 00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,398 Don't you want us to get closer? 347 00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,450 I don't know. 348 00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,433 The mechanism was as follows: 349 00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:27,603 I would leave, hidden among my panties, 350 00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,697 the love letters, 351 00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,570 my extremely private journal, 352 00:23:31,609 --> 00:23:34,443 go to school, come back, and Mother would say, 353 00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,413 "By chance I found..." 354 00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:42,510 Or, "I was cleaning, and I found..." 355 00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,851 Or, "I found this on the floor..." 356 00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,623 And what she had found was always 357 00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,888 the journal or the love letters 358 00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,493 that were filled with drawings of cocks 359 00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,362 because of this boyfriend I had who didn't know 360 00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:55,163 how to write a love-love letter. 361 00:23:55,165 --> 00:23:56,756 Mother is a spy, 362 00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,030 a kind of spy that's not ashamed of getting caught. 363 00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,869 Once, a Rolling Stone issue in which Charly Garc�a bragged 364 00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,908 about how some chick gave him head 365 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,707 under the piano during a concert. 366 00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,576 "I threw it out," she says. 367 00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:12,881 "I threw it out because it's perverse." 368 00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:15,517 My aunt gives me the Rolling Stone Mother threw out 369 00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,816 and says, "Keep it safe." 370 00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,014 Keep it safe. 371 00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:24,287 Mother is a great censor. 372 00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,955 Aunt is a great rescuer. 373 00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:29,131 Mother got baptized in a swimming pool. 374 00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,932 Hallelujah. Hallelujah, ma'am. 375 00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:32,684 Aunt got baptized in a lake. 376 00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:37,768 Mother never swears. 377 00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,757 Aunt says fuck when she drives. 378 00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:41,741 Fuck! 379 00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:44,008 Mother is married to Father. 380 00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,115 My aunt has had hundreds of boyfriends 381 00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,777 but never gets married. 382 00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:58,721 Mother gripes all the time but never gets sick. 383 00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:01,753 Aunt hardly ever gripes and gets cancer. 384 00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,466 I don't know who decided that cancer comes from 385 00:25:04,468 --> 00:25:08,995 bottling up a little pain in your heart or wherever. 386 00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,337 I don't know who decided that Aunt had to get sick. 387 00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:14,636 God? 388 00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:34,730 There are two things in this world that have no limits: 389 00:25:34,732 --> 00:25:38,690 Aunt's love and Spy-Mom's spying. 390 00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:41,503 There's one thing in this world that has no answer: 391 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,302 what am I going to do without Aunt's love? 392 00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:46,440 What will Spy-Mom do to me then? 393 00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,854 I ran into your mom at the supermarket. 394 00:25:48,856 --> 00:25:49,824 Creepy. 395 00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,577 She looked at me with an evil face. 396 00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,084 Slut, slut, slut. 397 00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,543 Introduce me to your mom. I bet she's hot! 398 00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,874 I'll huff and I'll puff, and my dick in you I'll stuff. 399 00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:00,953 What's up between you and your mommy, sweetheart? 400 00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:04,106 Barbage, the tigress of the west. 401 00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,644 Holy snatch, Tigress! What a difficult question. 402 00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:08,737 I don't know. 403 00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:10,028 So many shitty things 404 00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,386 that I don't know how to say them in this blog. 405 00:26:12,388 --> 00:26:14,014 Actually, what the hell. 406 00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,719 I'm not sure if mother loves me, really. 407 00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,635 Whatever, I don't know. It's too personal. 408 00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,553 I once read in a Cosmopolitan about a trick 409 00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:27,048 on how to suck dick with an ice cube inside your mouth. 410 00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,175 I never got it. 411 00:26:28,305 --> 00:26:29,328 XOXO Young! 412 00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,358 Will I ever meet you someday? 413 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,249 GOZPEL 1:5 A. & T. BY YOUNG & WILD 414 00:26:42,408 --> 00:26:44,272 Now comes the interrogation. 415 00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,143 I saw you on the street last Sunday. 416 00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:47,907 Yeah? 417 00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:49,447 I was in a car with my parents. 418 00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:51,081 That's why I didn't say hi. 419 00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,777 On your way to your sect? 420 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:55,844 On my way back. What were you doing? 421 00:26:55,888 --> 00:26:58,515 I don't remember. Was I by myself? 422 00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:00,624 Weren't you coming back from your sect? 423 00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,286 I don't go to church. 424 00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:07,279 But your uncle is the TV station's director. 425 00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:12,762 What's the matter? Is that weird? 426 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,472 It's just- I don't understand 427 00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:17,708 Why you'd work at that station if you're not forced to. 428 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,006 I live on my own. 429 00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:21,945 I pay for college, feed my cat. 430 00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:23,607 What's its name? 431 00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:24,774 Cat. 432 00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,477 End of interrogation. 433 00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:15,228 This reminds me of the Sailor Moon horniness. 434 00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:18,065 Mr. R's Sunday school at age 11. 435 00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,163 He says, "Write down on a piece of paper 436 00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,206 all you are holding before God." 437 00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,335 I wrote down, "Sailor Moon.� 438 00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:29,473 Shit, how I loved that Sailor Moon and her legs. 439 00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,244 But Mr. R. didn't care about those legs. 440 00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:34,451 He wanted little papers with idols on them. 441 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,120 Each kid handed in their piece of paper 442 00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:37,588 with their idols on it. 443 00:28:37,623 --> 00:28:40,591 He put them on the floor, lit them on fire, 444 00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:41,956 and then said... 445 00:28:41,994 --> 00:28:43,017 God comes first. 446 00:28:46,532 --> 00:28:48,863 Sailor Moon 447 00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,543 - Hello. - Hello. 448 00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:09,281 - Are you from the TV station? - Yes. 449 00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:10,913 - Hello. - Antonia. 450 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:11,956 Please, come in. 451 00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,549 - Hello. - Hello. Daniela. 452 00:29:13,593 --> 00:29:14,752 Please, come in. 453 00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,256 Could you pull this up underneath your shirt? 454 00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,497 There it is. 455 00:29:31,997 --> 00:29:33,122 And that? 456 00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:35,098 In there, yes. 457 00:29:35,134 --> 00:29:38,830 Thank you. Daniela, we're ready. 458 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:56,549 How did you find the Lord? 459 00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,818 Well, I had a very good life, right? 460 00:30:00,859 --> 00:30:03,157 A life filled with things: 461 00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:08,326 money, a good car, a pretty girlfriend. 462 00:30:10,495 --> 00:30:13,292 But I felt anguished. 463 00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:17,271 I felt a weight on my chest. 464 00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:20,045 One day I got preached to, 465 00:30:20,046 --> 00:30:21,495 and I observed my life, 466 00:30:21,513 --> 00:30:24,170 and I realized that it was very full on the outside 467 00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:26,725 but empty inside, 468 00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:31,856 and I felt God had an important mission for me. 469 00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:34,354 And how did you know? 470 00:30:34,393 --> 00:30:35,723 God told me. 471 00:30:37,196 --> 00:30:38,635 Speaking? 472 00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,966 He put his message in my heart. 473 00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:51,641 I reflected, and I decided to sell everything. 474 00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:54,075 I got rid of everything. 475 00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:55,812 And I talked to my girlfriend, 476 00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,509 who I saw was a little reluctant, 477 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,844 to explain to her that if she didn't want 478 00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:04,644 to share the message of Jesus Christ with me, 479 00:31:04,689 --> 00:31:06,155 we had to break up 480 00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:09,791 because my mission now was to preach 481 00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,977 in the name of Jesus Christ throughout every nation. 482 00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:16,398 And did your girlfriend convert? 483 00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:17,833 No. 484 00:31:17,869 --> 00:31:19,868 No, she didn't accept the Lord. 485 00:31:21,573 --> 00:31:22,903 Was there anger? 486 00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,813 No. 487 00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,439 Actually, I was sad, 488 00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,216 because I felt that she was missing out 489 00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:37,176 on the gift of accepting Christ, no? 490 00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:41,521 No, what I meant to ask you was rather if she got angry 491 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,809 because you were leaving her for a life of preaching. 492 00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:50,230 But that's not important. 493 00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:56,035 We have to abandon our ego. 494 00:31:56,074 --> 00:32:00,373 We have to crucify our ego 495 00:32:00,412 --> 00:32:04,541 in order to accept Jesus Christ. 496 00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:07,380 But you wanted to leave 497 00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:10,387 and break up with your girlfriend. 498 00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:12,719 You wanted to follow Christ. 499 00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,424 You weren't killing your ego. 500 00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:17,451 You were doing what you wanted to do, 501 00:32:17,496 --> 00:32:18,826 weren't you? 502 00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:35,371 Well... 503 00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:43,750 Excuse me. 504 00:32:43,788 --> 00:32:45,955 Is this the person who was supposed to interview me? 505 00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:47,456 - Yes, it's her. - Yes? 506 00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:48,618 Yes. 507 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,432 I think he's pissed off. 508 00:33:00,071 --> 00:33:03,198 Yes, Josue, hello. Look, yes, I'm here. 509 00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,041 Your niece is here with a girl 510 00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:06,643 that honestly doesn't know what to ask. 511 00:33:06,645 --> 00:33:08,144 She's just asking nonsense. 512 00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:11,808 I think that this isn't the way it works, 513 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,942 not like this. 514 00:33:13,985 --> 00:33:18,717 We're not going anywhere. 515 00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,757 So I ask you to please talk to her, 516 00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,992 I mean, first of all, to make them stop wasting my time, 517 00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:24,661 and talk to her because I guess 518 00:33:24,663 --> 00:33:26,329 she can give you a better explanation. 519 00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:27,957 Hold on for a second. 520 00:33:27,999 --> 00:33:29,165 You're Antonia, right? 521 00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,428 Yes. 522 00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:32,717 - Yes, I'm coming. - Here she comes. 523 00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,940 Excuse me. Well, I think so too. 524 00:33:36,942 --> 00:33:39,569 That's why you should talk to her. 525 00:33:39,611 --> 00:33:41,942 Hello? Yes, Uncle. 526 00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:50,853 Yes, we'll be right over. 527 00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,224 We have hurt a brother in Christ, 528 00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,529 and that is not righteous. 529 00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:00,758 It's not righteous. 530 00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,031 Daniela, you are not pleasing God. 531 00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,469 I'm sorry, but I wanted to say- 532 00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,597 Silence. I'm speaking. 533 00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,577 Daniela, 534 00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:16,808 you have shown an arrogant heart. 535 00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,111 You know the Word. 536 00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:22,518 You know that God loves those with simple, humble hearts. 537 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,419 Look, Josu�, 538 00:34:24,456 --> 00:34:26,289 I gave Daniela the responsibility. 539 00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,324 I couldn't go with them, and she wasn't prepared. 540 00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:31,192 I don't like thinking about Evangelical dicks. 541 00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:33,329 I say "Evangelical dick," and I think: 542 00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,195 one, limp dick, 543 00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,359 two, premature dick. 544 00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:39,892 But Jeezus is almighty. 545 00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:41,336 Water into wine- 546 00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,306 limp dick into hard dick. 547 00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:48,776 Daniela and Antonia, please leave. 548 00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,576 Sorry. 549 00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:23,844 I thought it was kind of funny. 550 00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:25,046 Why? 551 00:35:27,156 --> 00:35:28,315 I don't know. 552 00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,611 And what happens if you get fired? 553 00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:37,642 I get sent to Ecuador. 554 00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,067 On vacation? 555 00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:44,231 No. 556 00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,366 On a missionary expedition. 557 00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:56,141 How could you be such a brat? 558 00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:57,513 Am I fired? 559 00:35:57,554 --> 00:36:00,503 How could you tell him he hasn't left his ego? 560 00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:03,524 You should have gotten fired. 561 00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,526 You should have started off with that, Tom�s. 562 00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:06,994 How could you ask him 563 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:09,361 why he left his girlfriend for Jesus? 564 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,037 Hey, what are you laughing at? 565 00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:17,505 Me? 566 00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,889 You should have done something. You were with her. 567 00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,676 I'm sorry, but I get paid for taping, 568 00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:22,906 and I taped. 569 00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:24,514 Besides, I'm not one of those people 570 00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,546 who believe in tiny lights in the sky. 571 00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:28,207 They're not tiny lights. 572 00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,955 Come on, don't get mad. 573 00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:32,687 All right, I've got an idea. 574 00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:34,369 Why don't we go see the princesses 575 00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,519 so Tom�s doesn't get even angrier? 576 00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,486 You're so silly. 577 00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,476 What's the name of the sweatier guy with tattoos? 578 00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:08,751 Cogwheel Jack. 579 00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,223 And the other guy? 580 00:37:10,259 --> 00:37:11,418 Coyote. 581 00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:27,775 If I had a boyfriend, I would go out with Cogwheel Jack. 582 00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:28,902 Why? 583 00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:30,711 Do you like them tattooed and sweaty? 584 00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:33,340 No. I like Cogwheel Jack. 585 00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:35,646 Whatever. 586 00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,819 You know you still like skinny, clean-cut guys like me. 587 00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,344 What an idiot! 588 00:37:58,997 --> 00:38:01,931 A stands in front of T. T is shirtless. 589 00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:04,077 T takes a look at A's legs, 590 00:38:04,113 --> 00:38:05,899 A's beautiful legs. 591 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,459 T draws closer, tries to touch her. 592 00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:11,118 A pushes him away, laughs. 593 00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,280 A attracts him, laughs. 594 00:38:13,323 --> 00:38:14,755 I'm the public. 595 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,758 I don't laugh. I don't move. 596 00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,326 I want neither one to win. 597 00:38:18,328 --> 00:38:21,228 I just want the almighty fuck to win. 598 00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:24,357 "Fuck her," I say softly. "Go on, fuck her." 599 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,128 And A laughs. 600 00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,602 She doesn't hear me while T knocks her down, 601 00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,703 while T spreads her beautiful legs 602 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,037 and says, "Stop laughing." 603 00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:35,407 And I think, 604 00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:37,478 "Okay, he's finally going to slip it into her." 605 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,845 But I can't think of them anymore. 606 00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,906 I can only think about my body. 607 00:38:45,722 --> 00:38:47,088 I can only think about my own body 608 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:50,320 that trembles, trembles, and trembles with filth 609 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,859 until it stops trembling. 610 00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:35,268 GOZPEL 1:6 THE RIGHTEOUS PATH BY YOUNG & WILD 611 00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:36,904 You had a crush on him as well. 612 00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:38,572 No, I didn't. I just liked him. 613 00:39:38,574 --> 00:39:39,774 And he had a crush on you. 614 00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,609 - No, no, we were just friends! - Oh, come on! 615 00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:42,843 You were dating both of them for a while! 616 00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:44,072 No, I wasn't. 617 00:39:44,113 --> 00:39:45,346 Yes, you were. Admit it. 618 00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,148 No, we just gave each other little kisses. 619 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,449 - He even wrote you a letter. - When? 620 00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,886 I remember it perfectly. You were about to marry Rai. 621 00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,687 And he went over to his house. 622 00:39:53,689 --> 00:39:55,588 - I don't remember. - Yes. 623 00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,784 Okay. Shut up. 624 00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,259 He wrote you a letter. Yes, he did. 625 00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,910 And what did the letter say, "I love you"? 626 00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:04,131 No, it said, "if you get married, I'll kill you." 627 00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,782 Just that. You were lucky. 628 00:40:08,571 --> 00:40:10,401 And? Tell me. 629 00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:14,371 He has an apostle's name. 630 00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:16,309 John? 631 00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,778 Peter? 632 00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:19,872 Judas? 633 00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:22,650 No, he was the one that said, 634 00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,251 "I'll believe it when I see it." 635 00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:27,311 Tom�s? His name is Tom�s? 636 00:40:27,312 --> 00:40:28,903 Isabel? 637 00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,424 They want to pray for you in the living room. 638 00:40:31,425 --> 00:40:35,053 Yes, I'll be right over. 639 00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,531 Danielita and I are talking about something. 640 00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,433 Okay, don't get mysterious, all right? 641 00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:41,034 We're talking about Tom�s. 642 00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:44,836 About who? 643 00:40:44,874 --> 00:40:46,170 Who? 644 00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:49,108 I'm going out with a boy from the TV station. 645 00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:54,448 I will send you to Ecuador. 646 00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:55,939 Oh, Mom. 647 00:40:57,787 --> 00:40:59,386 What, do you want to sleep with him too? 648 00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,014 Tere. 649 00:41:01,057 --> 00:41:03,274 Stop it. 650 00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:06,674 She was going to bring him over so you could meet him. 651 00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,163 Fuck. 652 00:41:12,201 --> 00:41:14,735 I don't know why it pisses me off so much to post about this. 653 00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:16,136 Perhaps it's because I prefer 654 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,503 reading about sex than about love, 655 00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,875 or perhaps it's because the word "re-la-tion-ship" 656 00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:23,845 seems so ugly to me. 657 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,506 I'm in a relationship. 658 00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:28,277 And I'm kind of happy or almost happy. 659 00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:29,850 And I don't know what else to say, 660 00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:32,620 because we just do the same things all nerdy couples do. 661 00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,088 We go to the movies. 662 00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:37,124 "But don't turn off your cell phone," Mother says. 663 00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,353 We eat ice cream, 664 00:41:38,394 --> 00:41:39,627 and I give him my puppy-dog eyes 665 00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:41,195 while licking it with my porno-tongue, 666 00:41:41,197 --> 00:41:43,187 so that he'll think, 667 00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,755 "I'll forget about God, 668 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,634 "about virginity, and all that crap, 669 00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,835 and I'm gonna fuck her speechless." 670 00:41:56,712 --> 00:42:00,670 I'm not asking for the Moon 671 00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,674 All I want is to love you 672 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,187 I want to be that wildness 673 00:42:07,223 --> 00:42:10,658 That vibrates deep inside of you 674 00:42:10,693 --> 00:42:15,026 I'm not asking for the Moon 675 00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:18,863 I'm just asking for the moment 676 00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:23,269 To rescue that skin and steal the star 677 00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:29,141 That you and I see when we make love 678 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,980 And Cogwheel Jack is, like, everyone's favorite. 679 00:42:34,016 --> 00:42:36,183 But you like him because he's gross. 680 00:42:36,185 --> 00:42:37,434 No, he's not gross, 681 00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:40,052 but the thing is that when he's fighting, 682 00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:43,923 he sits down on his contender's face and wins. 683 00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,119 What? 684 00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:48,429 When did you see that? 685 00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:50,522 Tere. 686 00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,055 No, the thing is, 687 00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:53,901 we go see them during our lunch break, 688 00:42:53,903 --> 00:42:55,402 but it's just for a little while. 689 00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:57,371 Yes, a very short while. 690 00:42:57,406 --> 00:42:59,239 And then they go right back to the station 691 00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:01,572 and don't stop anywhere else. 692 00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:02,941 I don't know. 693 00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:05,512 Even though we were all like that, kind of happy, 694 00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:08,573 a certain fatality could be felt in the air. 695 00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:11,285 And what has to happen on a fatal day happened, 696 00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:12,653 as hard to believe as it may be. 697 00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:16,556 Get down on the floor, or I'll kill you! 698 00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:19,151 Let's go! Hand over all of your jewelry. 699 00:43:19,195 --> 00:43:23,995 Place a protection barrier around us, Lord. 700 00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:28,255 Place a barrier of angels around us, Lord. 701 00:43:28,256 --> 00:43:29,880 Tom�s asked the Lord 702 00:43:29,904 --> 00:43:32,247 to place a barrier around us and blah. 703 00:43:32,248 --> 00:43:33,976 Father spoke in tongues, 704 00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:35,909 and it seems like the Lord listened 705 00:43:35,911 --> 00:43:37,745 because the thugs passed right by our table 706 00:43:37,747 --> 00:43:39,304 and never looked at us. 707 00:43:39,348 --> 00:43:43,210 They didn't look at the tables next to us either. 708 00:43:43,211 --> 00:43:45,218 There are two possibilities. 709 00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,898 Our prayer- I don't know if mine- 710 00:43:47,899 --> 00:43:50,557 helped us save all the sinners from the nearby tables 711 00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,957 from the robbery. 712 00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:58,160 Our prayer didn't do a thing, because if God exists, 713 00:43:58,201 --> 00:44:00,034 he's worrying about any old thing 714 00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:01,969 except for that restaurant. 715 00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:05,303 And the third option, the coolest one, 716 00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,537 is that all the tables around us were Evangelical, 717 00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:11,677 and they were all praying for a protection barrier. 718 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,439 Fourth option: 719 00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,451 you gave your "Mr. Thug, don't steal from me, 720 00:44:17,453 --> 00:44:19,287 and I'll suck your dick" face, 721 00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,821 and then orgy with the thugs. 722 00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:22,756 Fifth option: who cares? 723 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,258 The only thing that matters 724 00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,960 is that now Mom loves him so much- 725 00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,329 as much as she can within her mother possibilities- 726 00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:29,664 that she lets me go out with him 727 00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,428 and the internet is back. 728 00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,094 You turned out so classy, Danilca. 729 00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:38,172 I would have robbed you with this hard gun I have between my legs. 730 00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:40,174 Dani, girl, what's going on with your stories? 731 00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,443 I have to tell you something really cool. 732 00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:45,811 Log on to MSN when you're less caged up. 733 00:44:45,848 --> 00:44:47,615 I came across this blog without wanting to, 734 00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,150 and I wanted to say that perhaps 735 00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:51,052 you haven't gotten to know the Lord's true love. 736 00:44:51,054 --> 00:44:52,887 The important thing is that you're going to know true love, 737 00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:54,549 the one from down here. 738 00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,888 This has nothing to do with this, 739 00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:58,426 but I saw the best cat ever, 740 00:44:58,428 --> 00:45:00,477 and I had to tell you about it. 741 00:45:06,361 --> 00:45:10,854 I was checking the internet browser history the other day. 742 00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:13,297 Mom was looking up your friends' names. 743 00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:18,019 She also looked up teenage depression 744 00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:21,438 and that boyfriend of yours from three years ago, Diego. 745 00:45:25,546 --> 00:45:27,446 She also looked up Young & Wild. 746 00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,914 Fuck, fuck! 747 00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,075 What? 748 00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,778 Fuck, fuck, fuck! 749 00:45:31,819 --> 00:45:32,885 The dicks, the pussies- 750 00:45:32,887 --> 00:45:34,153 it all comes out into the light! 751 00:45:34,155 --> 00:45:37,282 Exposed fornicator, dead fornicator, fuck! 752 00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,625 I'm joking. 753 00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:42,821 "I'm joking." 754 00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:45,326 So what's the deal? 755 00:45:45,366 --> 00:45:46,966 Can she look up anything that I've seen? 756 00:45:46,968 --> 00:45:49,301 Yeah, but you have to clear the browsing history. 757 00:45:49,303 --> 00:45:50,599 How do you do that? 758 00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,696 Press there. 759 00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,139 "Clear history." 760 00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:56,369 That's it. 761 00:45:56,411 --> 00:45:57,843 That's easy. 762 00:45:57,879 --> 00:46:00,813 She also looked up Pete Montana, look. 763 00:46:00,848 --> 00:46:02,940 Pete Montana with no last name? 764 00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:04,951 Yes, just like that. 765 00:46:04,986 --> 00:46:08,113 Pete is the name of my sister Julia's boyfriend. 766 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,885 Montana is the name of the state 767 00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:15,326 where my sister's boyfriend comes from. 768 00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:18,130 Calling him Pete Montana 769 00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,799 is like calling someone Helmut Germany 770 00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,461 or Juanito Santiago. 771 00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:26,071 The story of Pete Montana can be told in three phrases. 772 00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:30,202 Sister fornicated and secretly married Pete Montana. 773 00:46:30,244 --> 00:46:32,074 Mother could not forgive her. 774 00:46:34,482 --> 00:46:36,781 Mother doesn't let me see my sister. 775 00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,650 My aunt lived at the beach 776 00:46:41,689 --> 00:46:45,146 before she got cancer and came to live with us. 777 00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:47,542 One day, she invites me to her house. 778 00:46:48,396 --> 00:46:50,488 My sister is at the beach. 779 00:46:50,531 --> 00:46:52,054 My aunt planned it. 780 00:46:55,034 --> 00:46:58,491 We have an encounter that feels like an illicit romance. 781 00:46:58,537 --> 00:47:01,437 We go to the beach. We watch the sunset. 782 00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:04,931 We walk by the shore. We eat beachy things. 783 00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:07,274 We watch the sunset again. 784 00:47:07,313 --> 00:47:08,609 While we're happy, 785 00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:11,568 my aunt turns her cell phone off for the whole weekend. 786 00:47:11,569 --> 00:47:13,868 She doesn't want Mother to call her. 787 00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,791 Since these wheels are made of rubber instead of silicone, 788 00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,426 they've got a better grip on the street, get it? 789 00:47:22,428 --> 00:47:25,260 Let's go check it out. 790 00:47:29,769 --> 00:47:32,464 The pastor's sermon... 791 00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:34,538 We have gotten to know Jesus Christ- 792 00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:38,498 not a cheap or hypocritical religion 793 00:47:38,544 --> 00:47:41,273 but Jesus Christ himself. 794 00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:45,112 He's the one who has set us free. 795 00:47:45,151 --> 00:47:46,515 And that's the bomb: 796 00:47:46,552 --> 00:47:50,510 to live life to the fullest in our lord Jesus Christ. 797 00:47:50,556 --> 00:47:53,183 And we've come here with problems, 798 00:47:53,225 --> 00:47:55,249 with difficulties, with tests, 799 00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,628 with obstacles that may have to do with drug addiction, 800 00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:58,960 with alcoholism, 801 00:47:58,998 --> 00:48:01,832 but we have come here to know and to understand, 802 00:48:01,834 --> 00:48:05,132 for an obvious reason, that there is a God 803 00:48:05,171 --> 00:48:07,971 that loves us and that accepts us just the way we are. 804 00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:10,099 But when we arrive to God, 805 00:48:10,142 --> 00:48:11,975 there's an absolute change in our lives. 806 00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:13,143 There's a change of heart. 807 00:48:13,145 --> 00:48:15,339 There's a change of mind. 808 00:48:15,381 --> 00:48:19,111 The truth is condensed in the persona of Jesus Christ. 809 00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:20,951 There is no other truth bigger than that. 810 00:48:20,953 --> 00:48:22,519 Do you know why, brothers? 811 00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,752 Because this truth for you and for me has made us free. 812 00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,658 Could you give these tapes to Antonia? 813 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,634 A new love 814 00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:38,836 I never thought that I could find him 815 00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:43,206 Who gave my life a reason to love 816 00:48:43,242 --> 00:48:47,837 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 817 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,475 Jesus, my love and more than love will always be 818 00:48:52,518 --> 00:49:00,151 Jesus, my love and more than love 819 00:49:05,064 --> 00:49:06,587 Thank you. 820 00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,765 He gets so Evangeloony sometimes. 821 00:49:12,204 --> 00:49:14,203 You haven't slept with him yet? 822 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,939 He doesn't even want me to touch his dick. 823 00:49:20,012 --> 00:49:21,178 Has anyone ever told you, 824 00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,579 "No, I don't want to sleep with you"? 825 00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:28,986 Once I was with a person that was a bit scared, 826 00:49:28,988 --> 00:49:30,386 but it passed. 827 00:49:30,422 --> 00:49:32,252 Why scared? 828 00:49:33,526 --> 00:49:36,892 Maybe not scared but uptight. 829 00:49:36,929 --> 00:49:38,896 Did the person relax? 830 00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:40,727 Yes. 831 00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:41,993 How? 832 00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:46,937 Hey, come to my birthday party. 833 00:49:46,939 --> 00:49:48,138 Bring Tom�s with you. 834 00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,873 I'm not allowed to go out at night. 835 00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:53,207 But tell Tom�s to ask your mom for permission. 836 00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,173 Come see me. 837 00:49:56,215 --> 00:49:57,948 And now could you please let me work? 838 00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:03,979 Father, thou who art in heaven 839 00:50:04,023 --> 00:50:08,959 Father, who art in my heart 840 00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,055 For years now, the idea of a threesome- 841 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,199 a boyfriend and a little classmate 842 00:50:17,202 --> 00:50:19,770 that had dark circles around her eyes, huge tits, 843 00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:21,602 and a face of eternal fuck. 844 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,174 I said to boyfriend, "I think about her." 845 00:50:24,176 --> 00:50:25,909 Boyfriend calls one day and says, 846 00:50:25,911 --> 00:50:27,844 "I dreamt about you and her." 847 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,880 Liar. No fucking way he dreamt of it. 848 00:50:29,882 --> 00:50:32,583 He probably jacked off very consciously and thought, 849 00:50:32,585 --> 00:50:35,819 "if I tell her I dreamt of it, she won't get jealous." 850 00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:39,051 But I was jealous, just a little, 851 00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:42,787 eclipsed by my once-again fiery twat. 852 00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,466 Once almost, at M's house, 853 00:50:56,508 --> 00:50:58,408 but I got scared of I don't know what. 854 00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,537 But now at the Tom�s-Antonia party, I think, 855 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,774 "Third time's a charm." 856 00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,077 I think again, 857 00:51:05,117 --> 00:51:07,084 "Fornication with him, with her, together, 858 00:51:07,086 --> 00:51:09,186 is the perfect love that's not in the Bible." 859 00:51:09,188 --> 00:51:11,178 Threesome, threesome, threesome. 860 00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:17,007 GOZPEL 1:7 THE LITTLE STAIRCASES OF SIN BY YOUNG & WILD 861 00:51:17,329 --> 00:51:19,262 Come on, let's dance! 862 00:51:19,298 --> 00:51:20,787 I want to dance. 863 00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,856 Let's dance. 864 00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,423 Hey, I hate this music. 865 00:51:23,469 --> 00:51:24,992 Then let's make out. 866 00:51:26,538 --> 00:51:28,971 Come on. 867 00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,531 Hello. 868 00:51:30,576 --> 00:51:31,906 Hello. 869 00:51:31,944 --> 00:51:35,276 The tigress of the west. 870 00:51:35,314 --> 00:51:37,076 Barbage. 871 00:51:37,116 --> 00:51:39,447 This is my boyfriend, Tom�s. 872 00:51:39,485 --> 00:51:40,746 - Hello. - Hello. 873 00:51:40,786 --> 00:51:41,877 Cute. 874 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,119 Daniela has talked a lot about you. 875 00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:47,658 And you two, how do you know each other? 876 00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,217 From around. 877 00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:59,002 Come on, I want to dance. 878 00:51:59,038 --> 00:52:01,232 - Come on, no, no. - Come on. 879 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,353 Dani. 880 00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:23,223 "Dani." 881 00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,905 Dani. 882 00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,572 Stop, stop, stop. 883 00:53:02,086 --> 00:53:03,746 It's not funny. 884 00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,523 How come David and Bathsheba fucked all day 885 00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:10,015 and they weren't married? 886 00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,789 That's the worst example. 887 00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,429 Afterwards, they get punished by God. 888 00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:16,888 What a great punishment. 889 00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,097 The Bible says that later on, he had 800 wives 890 00:53:21,138 --> 00:53:23,697 and he was fucking them all. 891 00:53:23,741 --> 00:53:26,334 You heretic brat. 892 00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,844 Well, at least they were all his wives. 893 00:53:28,879 --> 00:53:30,328 Let's get married then. 894 00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:35,801 You're really drunk. 895 00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:18,123 Hi. 896 00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,287 Gated! 897 00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,820 Happy Birthday! 898 00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:23,365 Thank you. How are you? 899 00:54:34,645 --> 00:54:36,544 Barbage? 900 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,979 Will you come to the bathroom with me? 901 00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:41,644 Okay... 902 00:55:03,079 --> 00:55:06,377 What's the deal? 903 00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,076 Damn it. 904 00:55:09,819 --> 00:55:11,818 Well, whenever you feel like it. 905 00:55:13,356 --> 00:55:15,289 Here's your humble servant. 906 00:55:22,465 --> 00:55:24,432 You left Tom�s alone. 907 00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:26,263 You forgot about me. 908 00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:30,635 Even though I came here to fuck you and Tom�s. 909 00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,413 Hello. 910 00:55:45,455 --> 00:55:46,921 Hello. 911 00:55:46,956 --> 00:55:49,856 - Bye. - Bye. 912 00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,017 Thank you. 913 00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:55,021 Bye. 914 00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:13,814 They were kind of weird. 915 00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:15,544 No, they were really normal. 916 00:56:18,621 --> 00:56:19,987 Did you have a lot to drink? 917 00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:21,216 Practically nothing. 918 00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:23,383 "Practically nothing." 919 00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,925 Are you going to drive, Tere? 920 00:56:24,927 --> 00:56:26,587 No, you drive. 921 00:56:37,173 --> 00:56:39,106 Hug the person next to you 922 00:56:39,142 --> 00:56:42,668 and tell them that they're beautiful. 923 00:56:42,712 --> 00:56:44,542 You're beautiful. 924 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,910 You're beautiful. 925 00:56:51,554 --> 00:56:52,884 You're beautiful. 926 00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:58,416 You're beautiful. 927 00:56:58,461 --> 00:56:59,894 If there's something that I hate, 928 00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,362 it's open letters- 929 00:57:01,397 --> 00:57:03,125 open letter to Chile, 930 00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,099 open letter to the baby who'll never be born, 931 00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:06,867 open letter to the president, 932 00:57:06,869 --> 00:57:09,170 open letter to I-dunno-what, I-dunno-who. 933 00:57:09,172 --> 00:57:12,334 But just like Paul, ex-Saul, I do what I hate... 934 00:57:13,835 --> 00:57:16,023 Open letter to Tom�s. 935 00:57:16,024 --> 00:57:18,734 My spirit feels relieved. 936 00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,873 Father looks at you with acceptance. 937 00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,068 Aunt loves you. 938 00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,508 Mother trusts you. 939 00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,580 It's me and my raping power that she doesn't trust. 940 00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:31,984 Tomas, Mother, as always, is right. 941 00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,179 My spirit feels relieved, 942 00:57:34,222 --> 00:57:36,849 but my poonani doesn't. 943 00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,943 P.S.: I have a very intelligent idea- 944 00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,061 to make a sex-themed video game. 945 00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,929 You earn ten points for conventional sex. 946 00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,933 This is pussy-dick. 947 00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:54,498 20 points for less conventional sex. 948 00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,532 This is dick-ass. 949 00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:58,874 30 points for a threesome. 950 00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:02,211 40 points for convincing a virgin person to fornicate. 951 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:06,049 1,800 points- no, 1,800 million points 952 00:58:06,087 --> 00:58:08,420 for convincing a man of God to fornicate. 953 00:58:08,422 --> 00:58:11,822 1,800 million points that I will never earn. 954 00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,019 Boo. I've only got a few points. 955 00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,861 Fuck. Your boyfriend is a dumb-ass. 956 00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:18,160 I'd tell you, "Eat this Popsicle." 957 00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:20,032 Hey, sister in flesh and blood, 958 00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:21,433 I never post things on your blog. 959 00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:23,469 All this filthiness is making me a little nervous. 960 00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,700 Ha, ha, ha. 961 00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,439 I forgot that I was going to post this to say 962 00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,775 that I have more points than all of your followers combined 963 00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,505 and added and multiplied. 964 00:58:31,546 --> 00:58:34,914 And fucking the one who writes this blog, how many points do I get for that? 965 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,746 You lose points. 966 00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,858 SAILOR HAS JUST SIGNED IN 967 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,531 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: WHO ARE YOU'? 968 00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:51,846 SAILOR SAYS: SAILOR SATAN. 969 00:58:51,881 --> 00:58:54,872 THE GIRL YOU LEFT OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM. 970 00:58:58,554 --> 00:59:00,153 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: HAHAHAHA! 971 00:59:02,091 --> 00:59:05,753 SAILOR SAYS: HOW DID IT GO IN THE BATHROOM? 972 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,627 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: I DON'T KNOW. CONFUSION. 973 00:59:17,273 --> 00:59:19,740 SAILOR SAYS: FEAR OR CONFUSION? 974 00:59:19,776 --> 00:59:22,369 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: IT DIDN'T SCARE ME. 975 00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:25,403 SAILOR SAYS: AN EVANGELITEASE IS WHAT YOU ARE. 976 00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:32,486 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 977 00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:34,781 SAILOR SAYS: YES! 978 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,957 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. AND NO. AND NO. 979 01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:44,478 They think I'm with Tom�s. 980 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:49,623 Do you want to go to Rene's Bar? 981 01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,705 No. 982 01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:20,505 GOZPEL 1:8 BACON AND TOFU BY YOUNG & WILD 983 01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:33,985 Okay, I'm off to pick up your brother 984 01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:35,554 from the Christian Youth Club. 985 01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:38,305 So you stay here keeping Aunt Isabel company. 986 01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:46,297 And don't go into your room all by yourselves. 987 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,458 Bye. 988 01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,149 Such a prude. 989 01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,661 Do you love me? 990 01:03:56,405 --> 01:03:57,935 I don't know. 991 01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:05,638 What do you mean, you don't know? 992 01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,771 You're not even into me. 993 01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:10,114 What do you mean, I'm not into you? 994 01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,596 The other day, I heard a man say 995 01:06:25,635 --> 01:06:29,570 he thought another guy liked both men and women. 996 01:06:29,606 --> 01:06:33,268 He said this: "He likes both bacon and tofu." 997 01:06:34,878 --> 01:06:36,845 Nah. He totally looks like it. 998 01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,713 That guy likes to kick it with both feet. 999 01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,583 I wanted to ask him, "And who would the bacon be? 1000 01:06:41,585 --> 01:06:42,917 Who would the tofu be?" 1001 01:06:42,919 --> 01:06:44,715 But he got off the bus. 1002 01:06:48,391 --> 01:06:49,857 Then I thought, 1003 01:06:49,893 --> 01:06:52,393 "I'll write the parable of the bacon and tofu." 1004 01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:53,986 Here it goes. 1005 01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:56,657 One: Fornication with her. 1006 01:07:01,071 --> 01:07:03,436 Two: Fornication with him. 1007 01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:09,674 Three: Fornication with her. 1008 01:07:13,183 --> 01:07:15,150 Four: Fornication with him. 1009 01:07:18,021 --> 01:07:20,614 Five: Fornication with her. 1010 01:07:23,793 --> 01:07:26,056 Six: Fornication with him. 1011 01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:31,593 Seven: Love with her. 1012 01:07:35,205 --> 01:07:37,195 Eight: Love with him. 1013 01:07:41,444 --> 01:07:43,444 Yes, I know. It's not a parable. 1014 01:07:43,446 --> 01:07:45,613 But I don't have much time, and unlike Jesus, 1015 01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:47,964 I'll never be able to teach anything. 1016 01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:53,718 GOZPEL 1:9 IF I HAVE NO LOVE, I AM NOTHING BY YOUNG & WILD 1017 01:07:53,757 --> 01:07:58,159 Everyone, pay attention. We're ready to roll. 1018 01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:02,493 Three, two, one. 1019 01:08:02,532 --> 01:08:03,657 On air. 1020 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,030 Hello, friends! 1021 01:08:05,068 --> 01:08:08,559 Welcome to your show Rich in Christ. 1022 01:08:08,605 --> 01:08:12,404 Today we have two young contestants. 1023 01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:14,375 Our first contestant, Leo, 1024 01:08:14,411 --> 01:08:17,004 comes from the Baptist Church of �u�oa. 1025 01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,742 Our second contestant, Vicente, 1026 01:08:19,783 --> 01:08:21,983 comes from the Christian Missionary Church. 1027 01:08:21,985 --> 01:08:23,975 Boys, please say hello. 1028 01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,679 Let's go on to our first question. 1029 01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:31,659 Complete the biblical verse: 1030 01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:36,654 "For God so loved the world"... 1031 01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,032 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1032 01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,834 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1033 01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:40,935 but have eternal life." 1034 01:08:40,937 --> 01:08:42,537 "That he gave his only begotten son, 1035 01:08:42,539 --> 01:08:45,173 "that whoever believes in him shall not perish 1036 01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:46,801 but have eternal life." 1037 01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,968 l won. 1038 01:08:48,011 --> 01:08:50,706 Excellent, Leo! Very good! 1039 01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,306 So let's go on to the second question. 1040 01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:56,193 It reads as follows. Attention... 1041 01:08:56,194 --> 01:08:59,243 Today there's no parable or metaphor or comparison 1042 01:08:59,356 --> 01:09:01,522 or biblical reinterpretation or anything, 1043 01:09:01,524 --> 01:09:03,757 'cause I'm feeling like a fucking cock-dick-prick. 1044 01:09:03,758 --> 01:09:04,953 Sorry, sorry. 1045 01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:09,083 Seeing bacon and tofu every day. 1046 01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,797 I'm confused, 1047 01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:14,233 and I don't know if I want to write, but I do write. 1048 01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,812 I don't know why I write, 1049 01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:18,862 and maybe it's better if I talk about the Bible. 1050 01:09:21,451 --> 01:09:23,766 Once, in Corinthians, Paul said, 1051 01:09:23,787 --> 01:09:25,954 "if I have not love, l am nothing." 1052 01:09:25,956 --> 01:09:27,388 l am nothing. 1053 01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:28,757 "If I do not have love, 1054 01:09:28,759 --> 01:09:32,353 I become as sounding brass or a tinkling cymbal." 1055 01:09:32,396 --> 01:09:33,828 Hey, come on. 1056 01:09:47,577 --> 01:09:50,875 And I want to ask Paul, God, Mother, 1057 01:09:50,914 --> 01:09:53,211 some blogger, someone, 1058 01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,615 what happens if I have too much love? 1059 01:09:55,652 --> 01:09:57,018 What happens if I like two people? 1060 01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,953 If I love two? 1061 01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:01,548 If I like doing dirty things with both? 1062 01:10:01,591 --> 01:10:03,224 Is it better than having no love at all? 1063 01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:06,225 What the fuck happens, Paul, Mother, God, blogger? 1064 01:10:07,664 --> 01:10:12,686 Do I become nothing? Am I less than nothing? 1065 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:24,676 GOZPEL 1:10 BUH-BYE OLD SELF BY YOUNG & WILD 1066 01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,916 No, come on, seriously. 1067 01:10:27,918 --> 01:10:30,477 Let's have a real conversation now. 1068 01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,146 Let's do something. 1069 01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,315 You tell me everything you like 1070 01:10:34,358 --> 01:10:38,885 and everything you want, and then I'll tell you. 1071 01:10:38,929 --> 01:10:44,093 I like waking up sick on Sundays... 1072 01:10:47,637 --> 01:10:52,437 Being afraid of dachshunds, 1073 01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:55,933 chatting online until my eyes burn at night... 1074 01:10:55,979 --> 01:10:59,078 We talked about pretty things, and there were boats 1075 01:10:59,116 --> 01:11:02,551 and sun, a lake, and even a parrot, 1076 01:11:02,586 --> 01:11:04,853 and all we needed was that perfect song. 1077 01:11:04,855 --> 01:11:07,721 Cha, na, na 1078 01:11:07,758 --> 01:11:10,317 Like when soap operas end. 1079 01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,351 But the difference was that nothing was ending. 1080 01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,364 Drenched on your back 1081 01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:17,366 I feel happy 1082 01:11:17,401 --> 01:11:18,958 We don't get up anymore 1083 01:11:19,002 --> 01:11:20,802 And I hold you against my chest 1084 01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:22,600 With all my soul 1085 01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:24,367 I could die tomorrow 1086 01:11:24,408 --> 01:11:26,170 I could die stuck here 1087 01:11:26,209 --> 01:11:29,371 Completely drugged 1088 01:11:32,032 --> 01:11:35,523 Oh, friend of mine 1089 01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:46,351 I know we're never going to let 1090 01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:51,389 I know we're never going to let 1091 01:11:51,435 --> 01:11:55,666 This love go away from us 1092 01:11:57,908 --> 01:11:59,238 Leave. 1093 01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:03,670 I don't want to leave. 1094 01:12:03,713 --> 01:12:05,146 You said that you had to go. 1095 01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:06,478 Go. 1096 01:12:08,318 --> 01:12:11,115 But not like this. 1097 01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:14,122 Then we can do it like we always do. 1098 01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:15,957 You leave because you have 800 missed calls 1099 01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:17,084 from your mother, 1100 01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:19,594 because you have to be with Tom�s. 1101 01:12:19,629 --> 01:12:22,130 I say, "Good-bye. See you at the station." 1102 01:12:22,132 --> 01:12:26,397 You kiss me on the mouth, and we chat online, 1103 01:12:26,436 --> 01:12:28,269 and then we laugh at the station, 1104 01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,534 and everything is super cool. 1105 01:12:30,574 --> 01:12:33,201 What do you think? 1106 01:12:33,243 --> 01:12:35,742 That I want it to be like this forever? 1107 01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:05,366 Mother says that sinning is a matter of steps. 1108 01:13:05,408 --> 01:13:06,738 She says, 1109 01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:10,336 "When you open the door for the enemy, he enters." 1110 01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,280 I could say that I've climbed up the steps of sin; 1111 01:13:12,282 --> 01:13:14,048 although it'd be more accurate to say down- 1112 01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:16,574 considering hell is not above- 1113 01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,246 the stairsteps of sin. 1114 01:13:18,288 --> 01:13:19,982 At first I said 1115 01:13:20,023 --> 01:13:22,650 I'd never fuck before marriage. 1116 01:13:22,692 --> 01:13:24,191 Okay, I never said that. 1117 01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,629 But I did say I'd never cheat. 1118 01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:28,994 While cheating, 1119 01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:30,698 I made an infinite list of et ceteras, 1120 01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:34,157 but I always knew when I went down step after step. 1121 01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:35,803 And the problem is the following: 1122 01:13:35,805 --> 01:13:38,573 I'd never said I wouldn't be with two people at once. 1123 01:13:38,575 --> 01:13:39,908 I never knew that suddenly 1124 01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:42,076 it wouldn't be step after step anymore 1125 01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:43,645 but more like falling down the stairs. 1126 01:13:43,647 --> 01:13:45,045 And now I say, 1127 01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:49,244 God, I want to walk down a clean, righteous path. 1128 01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:51,185 And that's it. Righteous. 1129 01:13:51,221 --> 01:13:52,380 Right? 1130 01:14:15,612 --> 01:14:17,861 Wasn't Tom�s dropping you off today? 1131 01:14:23,353 --> 01:14:24,842 What's wrong with you? 1132 01:14:27,057 --> 01:14:28,887 Daniela, what did you do? 1133 01:14:32,395 --> 01:14:34,225 I want to get baptized. 1134 01:14:49,197 --> 01:14:50,823 Go to my house. 1135 01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,127 To the beach? 1136 01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,428 Yes. 1137 01:14:53,468 --> 01:14:55,458 Get baptized where I did. 1138 01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,923 Let's all go. 1139 01:15:02,924 --> 01:15:04,083 Yes. 1140 01:15:09,804 --> 01:15:11,532 Awesome. 1141 01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:13,172 I'll be cold if I wear that. 1142 01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,401 Who cares? 1143 01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,408 Hey, you have to get a less pornographic T-shirt. 1144 01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,210 But all white T-shirts are pornographic. 1145 01:15:18,212 --> 01:15:19,610 But yours even more, 1146 01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:22,314 because it's made out of that old fabric, you know? 1147 01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:23,882 You can get a white one anywhere. 1148 01:15:23,884 --> 01:15:25,284 I can get it for you if you want. 1149 01:15:25,286 --> 01:15:27,845 Why do you need a white T-shirt? 1150 01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:29,218 I've got several. 1151 01:15:29,256 --> 01:15:30,656 Because I'm getting baptized. 1152 01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:33,785 You have to wear a white T-shirt for baptism. 1153 01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:35,661 See, Anto can lend you one. Cool. 1154 01:15:35,663 --> 01:15:37,496 Dani, you're getting baptized? 1155 01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,794 Yes. 1156 01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,632 That's great. Congratulations. 1157 01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:56,512 SAILOR SAYS: BAPTISM? 1158 01:15:56,550 --> 01:16:00,645 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: BAPTISM. 1159 01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:04,783 SAILOR SAYS: IS YOUR MOM MAKING YOU? 1160 01:16:04,825 --> 01:16:07,156 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: NO. 1161 01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:13,391 Dani, Dani. 1162 01:16:13,434 --> 01:16:15,100 Could you come see this thing we're editing, please? 1163 01:16:15,102 --> 01:16:16,762 Sure. I'll be right over. 1164 01:16:20,274 --> 01:16:22,434 YOUNG&WILD SAYS: LET'S TALK LATER. 1165 01:16:26,881 --> 01:16:28,347 What's up? 1166 01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:31,839 How long do you think this should be? 1167 01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:34,135 He wants to cut it here, you see... 1168 01:16:37,077 --> 01:16:39,840 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1169 01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:45,423 Evangelical baptism isn't like some bullshit Catholic baptism. 1170 01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:48,730 Evangelic baptism is done when you're older, 1171 01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:51,218 conscious that you want to follow Jeezus 1172 01:16:51,238 --> 01:16:53,637 and leave your old self in the toilet. 1173 01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:12,015 Evangelic baptism takes place outdoors. 1174 01:17:12,059 --> 01:17:14,126 I would do it in a tropical swimming pool. 1175 01:17:14,128 --> 01:17:17,995 But the Lord will always be there with you, 1176 01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:19,464 because he tells us... 1177 01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,333 I only thought about getting baptized once before 1178 01:17:21,335 --> 01:17:23,632 in school, when I was 14, 1179 01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:26,505 when I got close to Jeezus like everyone else did. 1180 01:17:26,507 --> 01:17:28,098 I am nothing without you. 1181 01:17:28,142 --> 01:17:30,632 I am nothing without you. 1182 01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:35,778 Those of you who feel that you have lost the way, 1183 01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,942 who wish to amend their ways, 1184 01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:41,385 tell him, "Take me, Lord." 1185 01:17:41,422 --> 01:17:43,582 Take me, Lord. 1186 01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:48,357 Those of you who are rebels at heart, 1187 01:17:48,395 --> 01:17:52,694 tell Jesus, "Lord, take me." 1188 01:17:52,733 --> 01:17:56,224 I did Daniel's fast- legumes and vegetables. 1189 01:17:57,871 --> 01:18:01,135 And I really did it, because I felt close to God, 1190 01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,611 and I was proto-anorexic. 1191 01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,777 I remember that we went to the hill to pray, 1192 01:18:05,779 --> 01:18:07,112 and Ms. Cecilia told me 1193 01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:09,385 that my heart was getting pretty. 1194 01:18:09,386 --> 01:18:11,909 Lord, move her heart. 1195 01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:14,377 Lord, touch Daniela, 1196 01:18:14,688 --> 01:18:16,678 move her heart. 1197 01:18:18,462 --> 01:18:20,759 Shamba, ramba, rimba, ramba 1198 01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:23,993 Shamba, ramba, rimba 1199 01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,660 Shamba, ramba 1200 01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,159 Lord, illuminate our youth, 1201 01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:31,002 all these children. 1202 01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,337 Shamba, ramba... 1203 01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:34,376 And time passed, and time passed, 1204 01:18:34,378 --> 01:18:36,004 and I got lost. 1205 01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:37,842 And my heart wasn't pretty. 1206 01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,610 And today, that I'm more lost than ever, 1207 01:18:40,651 --> 01:18:42,311 I want to try it again. 1208 01:18:43,854 --> 01:18:45,186 Pastor Uncle asks me... 1209 01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:49,180 Are you willing to give up your old self? 1210 01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:54,660 Are you willing to let your ego die? 1211 01:18:56,667 --> 01:19:00,500 Do you know what it means to let your ego die? 1212 01:19:03,874 --> 01:19:05,707 And I think, "I don't know. I don't know." 1213 01:19:05,709 --> 01:19:07,375 But in the end, I say to Pastor Uncle... 1214 01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,504 Placing Christ first? 1215 01:19:10,547 --> 01:19:13,709 Placing Christ before anything that I'd like to do. 1216 01:19:17,387 --> 01:19:19,854 And I think, "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1217 01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,155 "Maybe I love Jeezus. 1218 01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:22,940 "I love bacon. I love tofu. 1219 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:24,789 I want to be clean, clean." 1220 01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:26,590 You went crazy. 1221 01:19:26,630 --> 01:19:27,896 Hey, I was an Evangelical 1222 01:19:27,898 --> 01:19:29,331 and I got baptized and everything, 1223 01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,965 and all I remember is that I was freezing, 1224 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,456 and I caught a cold. 1225 01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:34,836 Fuck, girl, I'm finding out about shit 1226 01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,829 that you should be telling me to my face. 1227 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,240 Girl, I can understand you sleeping with a lady. 1228 01:19:41,278 --> 01:19:43,778 I can understand you sleeping with a man. 1229 01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,748 But I can't understand you getting baptized. 1230 01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:50,745 I would even baptize myself in a fucking ice-cold lake for you. 1231 01:19:50,787 --> 01:19:53,722 Girls, please hurry up. Teresa is already downstairs. 1232 01:19:53,724 --> 01:19:55,691 - Uncle. - What? 1233 01:19:55,726 --> 01:19:57,750 It's that... I'm not going. 1234 01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,580 Why not? 1235 01:19:59,581 --> 01:20:01,296 Because I have things to do. 1236 01:20:01,298 --> 01:20:02,491 As you wish. 1237 01:20:06,436 --> 01:20:07,561 What's going on? 1238 01:20:07,604 --> 01:20:09,161 What? 1239 01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,969 What do you mean, you're not going? 1240 01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,341 What do you want me to do there? 1241 01:20:13,343 --> 01:20:15,139 I'm not a part of that. 1242 01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,667 Who cares? 1243 01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:23,699 Okay, and am I supposed to clap when you come out of the water? 1244 01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:26,447 Come. 1245 01:20:28,358 --> 01:20:30,007 I want you to be with me. 1246 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:33,921 It's that... 1247 01:20:33,964 --> 01:20:37,330 I like you more than a lot. 1248 01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:38,735 I want- 1249 01:20:38,762 --> 01:20:40,519 I need you to be there. 1250 01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:49,411 I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. 1251 01:20:49,413 --> 01:20:51,141 70 times 7, I love you. 1252 01:20:51,181 --> 01:20:53,944 Is that a phrase from your sect? 1253 01:20:53,984 --> 01:20:56,975 Yes. 70 times 7 means infinity. 1254 01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,649 Where? 1255 01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:03,055 In the twee Bible? 1256 01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:19,100 I'm ready. 1257 01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:26,440 GOZPEL 1:11 NOW WE SEE THROUGH A GLASS, DARKLY BY YOUNG & WILD 1258 01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:29,481 Who gave you this toy? 1259 01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:31,019 Grandma and Grandpa, I think. 1260 01:21:31,021 --> 01:21:32,351 Yeah, right? 1261 01:21:40,597 --> 01:21:43,895 I love this one. Look. 1262 01:21:43,934 --> 01:21:45,423 No, Aunt. 1263 01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:47,060 This is for her birthday. 1264 01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,036 Danielita. 1265 01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,039 Don't look at it. 1266 01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:53,308 This is when she was turning eight, and her dad- 1267 01:21:53,310 --> 01:21:54,936 Let me see! 1268 01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:59,539 This little princess crown was a gift from her dad. 1269 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,350 She thought that she was the prettiest at the party 1270 01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:03,818 until Pamela showed up, 1271 01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:05,720 and she thought that she was prettier than her, 1272 01:22:05,722 --> 01:22:07,518 so she got mad. 1273 01:22:07,557 --> 01:22:10,719 She went to sit down over here next to the chips. 1274 01:22:13,142 --> 01:22:16,542 That's where Rai took this picture. 1275 01:22:16,579 --> 01:22:19,206 - Cute, right? - Yes. 1276 01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:20,373 Daniela? 1277 01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,349 Let's go for a walk on the beach? 1278 01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:24,341 Okay. Let's go? 1279 01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,546 Let's go. 1280 01:22:43,706 --> 01:22:47,555 Hey, so do you still think you are the prettiest in the world? 1281 01:22:47,643 --> 01:22:50,110 Of course. 1282 01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,579 That's because you hadn't met me yet. 1283 01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:22,391 And then you write that you sleep with me, 1284 01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:24,207 and everyone reads about it! 1285 01:23:24,246 --> 01:23:25,412 Don't tell me to calm down! 1286 01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,881 Don't pretend to be my friend, bitch! 1287 01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:30,578 You're sleeping with her! 1288 01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:27,205 What's wrong? 1289 01:24:31,313 --> 01:24:32,472 Nothing. 1290 01:24:34,149 --> 01:24:35,308 And Tom�s? 1291 01:24:37,386 --> 01:24:39,080 We had a fight. 1292 01:24:41,023 --> 01:24:42,353 Why? 1293 01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:47,894 Because I was being kind of mean today. 1294 01:24:47,930 --> 01:24:50,227 And why were you being mean? 1295 01:24:50,266 --> 01:24:54,258 Because I didn't get to fin- 1296 01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:03,935 Let go of me. 1297 01:26:06,442 --> 01:26:09,239 When Isabel arrived at our house 1298 01:26:09,278 --> 01:26:13,941 less than a year ago, 1299 01:26:13,983 --> 01:26:16,473 she said, "Tere, I'm sick." 1300 01:26:18,754 --> 01:26:22,746 I thought about what Paul said in Epistle to the Corinthians. 1301 01:26:24,994 --> 01:26:27,237 He said, 1302 01:26:27,238 --> 01:26:34,234 "For now we see through a glass, darkly." 1303 01:26:39,953 --> 01:26:43,249 Now that my sister, Isabel 1304 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,626 is dead... 1305 01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:52,360 I think of Paul once more. 1306 01:26:58,572 --> 01:27:00,732 It may be that I don't... 1307 01:27:03,643 --> 01:27:07,681 It may be that I now see things darkly. 1308 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:13,815 It may be that I don't understand. 1309 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,343 And I don't. 1310 01:27:20,286 --> 01:27:25,279 But I also think about what Paul said, 1311 01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:28,297 that death in Christ is a gain. 1312 01:27:40,343 --> 01:27:43,311 What do we gain 1313 01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:44,916 with the death of all things? 1314 01:27:44,918 --> 01:27:46,578 I don't know. 1315 01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:51,349 I still don't know. 1316 01:27:58,281 --> 01:28:03,343 Now I'd like for us to sing a song 1317 01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:05,493 that my sister loved so much. 1318 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,087 I 1319 01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:21,424 will be reborn today in Jesus 1320 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,259 Let's go. 1321 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,789 You shall see me return 1322 01:28:26,835 --> 01:28:33,433 Towards the divine light I know I shall depart 1323 01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:36,272 My soul is enlightened 1324 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,643 I know I'll make it there 1325 01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:44,344 I know I'll make it there 1326 01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:53,287 Today, I know that I'll be reborn 1327 01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:59,960 And in his eyes, you shall see me return 1328 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,991 Today, I know... 1329 01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:06,803 GOZPEL 1:12 POSTSCRIPT BY YOUNG & WILD 1330 01:29:30,265 --> 01:29:32,694 Paul said in Corinthians, 1331 01:29:32,695 --> 01:29:35,822 "When I was a child, I understood as a child. 1332 01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:40,179 I spoke as a child. I thought as a child." 1333 01:29:40,180 --> 01:29:42,773 Blah, blah, blah as a child. 1334 01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,385 "But when I became a man, I put away childish things." 1335 01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:48,533 I say it in nowhere: 1336 01:29:48,534 --> 01:29:51,297 when I was a child, I thought like a child. 1337 01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:53,559 I understood as a child. 1338 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,497 Now that I'm a non-child, 1339 01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:57,724 I haven't put anything away, and I don't care 1340 01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,560 because I don't know if I believe in happiness 1341 01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,085 or in peace 1342 01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,596 or in maturi-tease 1343 01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:05,131 or in I-don't-know-what. 1344 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:06,932 I only believe in being lost. 1345 01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:09,765 Amen and amen and amen and amen. 94777

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