Original subtitles

The idea that sex is bad - while it should be a wonderful source of pleasure,

not a monstrous machinery of madness -

is well shown in this short film, which has a self-explanatory title.

Revisiting a famous film by Truffaut,

we are in the land of playfulness and irony,

and not in that of drama or tragedy.

Which have little or nothing to do with eroticism.

TlNTO BRASS presents

The Last Train (The Last Subway)

Tinto Brass in the role of the Spoilsport

Miss! Miss!

Yes?

The skirt.

The skirt.

- Thanks - You're welcome.

I am going back there, with or without you.

Ugly people go around at night.

I don't understand why you don't like that pub.

The beer is fantastic, you know how much I like drinking.

Beautiful women.

Giorgio? Giorgio, wake up. Giorgio?

Wake up, Giorgio, wake up.

The tickets for tomorrow's concert. Please, say yes.

- Don't worry. - I really want to see him.

The only night in Italy, the greatest double-bass player.

Have you seen him play?

He's really skilled. The train.

You know, you are stunning!

I am in love with you.

You are the most beautiful woman in the world.

I am here. I am not moving.

Last train to Valle Aurelia in seven minutes.

For God's sake!

Too late, grandpa! That was the last one. We've got to walk home.

When we talk about eroticism, the significant is shown by the signifier.

The way it is presented is the real content.

It's not so much about how much you're showing, but how you show it.

This means that you don't have eroticism if the sexual act

is not based on a well-defined style.

Like the stylistic choice of this short movie

which transforms a simple idea into a delicious erotic journey

through the main character's arse, body, heart and brain.

Tinto Brass presents

Dream

What did you do? And now?

What are we going to do now?

Shall we eat together?

Yes. With pleasure.

Excuse me. The short cut to the restaurant?

On the hill, you'll find a cock on a leash.

You can park there.

The restaurant

is a few steps further.

On the hill. The cock. Now I remember.

Well done!

Don't forget to give him a bit of corn

or he will peck your car.

How much for a postcard?

Let me touch your lady's tits.

Which one do you want?

I want that one, with the red shoe.

This one?

I'll put it here.

I'll start, OK?

That's it.

My goodness!

Good morning!

My kind respects.

- Usual table? - Of course, Omar.

Follow me.

Would you like to give me your clothes?

Thank you.

Would you mind giving me your underwear as well?

Ah, youth!

Enjoy your meal.

Excuse me, lifeguard!

Yes?

What were you looking at?

Either you watch it yourself or you mind your own business.

The end

I've always found female eroticism extremely exciting.

I mean the sort which is the product of women's erotic imagination.

It gives their works a great happiness of expression,

indicative of the expression of happiness which is for them.

It derives from the possibility of talking about topics which,

till not long ago, were considered taboo.

''Weekend in Lecco'' is a beautiful example of all this.

TINTO BRASS presents

Weekend In LeCCo (What A Weekend)

Hello?

Hi, Stefy. Fine! And you?

What are you doing?

Really?

No. It would be great.

I'm dying to see you.

OK. I'll pack my things and come over.

Me too. See you later. Bye.

Hi! How are you?

- Fine. And you? - Fine.

- Remember how we used to greet? - Yes.

Tits to tits, arse to arse,

twirl, twirl and kiss!

Let's go.

Still not wearing knickers?

Of course.

- Nice pussy! - Clear off. It's not for you.

Nice place.

Do you know how a whore, a nun and a housewife eat a banana?

- How? - The whore goes...

The nun like this.

- And the housewife? - The housewife like this.

That's an old one. I knew it.

Why didn't you stop me, then?

I wanted to see you giving a banana a blow job.

I love eating in bed and watching TV.

- Have you seen Il Danno? - No.

Switch off the light.

I have a new girlfriend.

- Ah, really? - What do you mean?

I wonder why women don't realise it. It's obvious that she's after your pussy.

By the way, Edward phoned.

Your dad is an amazing person.

He's sexy, isn't he?

- What's wrong? Don't you like it? - That film turned me off.

- Let's play a game. - Yes.

See all these books?

Pick them all up.

Shut up, slave.

You like that, don't you?

Dirty little slave.

Open your legs.

Now I'll make you groan.

Where are you going?

Don't move!

Stefy. Stefy!

This is our gardener.

Fuck her.

Serena, you surprise me.

Use her mouth.

Attention please, platform 2, train passing through.

I've really enjoyed this weekend in Lecco.

Your gardener is not bad, you know.

I know, it's not the first time he's joined in these games.

- Here comes my train. - Well, we just have to say goodbye.

- Like when you arrived? - Yes.

Tits to tits, arse to arse,

twirl, twirl and kiss!

To Chiavari.