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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,393 --> 00:00:09,825 You wanna know what happened on Shameless last year? 2 00:00:09,826 --> 00:00:11,325 - Brothers... - Doctors. 3 00:00:11,326 --> 00:00:13,092 - I came out. - He came out! 4 00:00:13,093 --> 00:00:14,393 [Overlapping chatter] 5 00:00:14,693 --> 00:00:17,393 Fiona! He's not breathing! 6 00:00:17,394 --> 00:00:19,227 Oh, my God. He got into my coke. 7 00:00:19,228 --> 00:00:21,261 Fiona Gallagher, you have the right to remain silent. 8 00:00:21,262 --> 00:00:22,692 I'm not guilty! 9 00:00:22,693 --> 00:00:24,060 Liam almost died! 10 00:00:24,061 --> 00:00:25,759 - How do you plead? - I'm guilty. 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:28,261 You will be under house arrest until further notice. 12 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:29,926 [Beeping] 13 00:00:29,927 --> 00:00:31,459 My liver's finally giving up. 14 00:00:31,460 --> 00:00:33,191 Want me to steal you one from the grocery store? 15 00:00:33,192 --> 00:00:34,561 Not ready to punch my ticket yet. 16 00:00:34,562 --> 00:00:35,959 We're not a match. 17 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,692 Even my own daughter isn't a match. 18 00:00:38,693 --> 00:00:40,692 Daughter? 19 00:00:40,693 --> 00:00:43,126 This is Amy, and that's Gemma. 20 00:00:43,127 --> 00:00:44,561 The nurses just left me like 21 00:00:44,562 --> 00:00:46,959 we know what the fuck we're doing. 22 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:48,692 I'm not a little girl. 23 00:00:48,693 --> 00:00:49,760 I'm ready. 24 00:00:49,761 --> 00:00:51,593 Does this make you cray? 25 00:00:51,594 --> 00:00:54,692 - Uh-- you're too young. - Oh, my God. 26 00:00:54,693 --> 00:00:56,759 - Where the hell were you? - The army. 27 00:00:56,760 --> 00:00:57,761 Why'd you even go there in the first place? 28 00:00:57,762 --> 00:00:59,360 Relationship issues. 29 00:00:59,361 --> 00:01:00,859 You're sick of living a lie, aren't you? 30 00:01:00,860 --> 00:01:02,528 I just want everybody here to know 31 00:01:02,529 --> 00:01:04,826 I'm fucking gay. 32 00:01:04,827 --> 00:01:07,126 You happy now? 33 00:01:07,127 --> 00:01:09,160 College is a lot fucking harder than it looks. 34 00:01:09,161 --> 00:01:11,459 You actually have to apply yourself. 35 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:12,691 Who exactly is Amanda? 36 00:01:12,692 --> 00:01:14,426 My roommate's ex-girlfriend 37 00:01:14,427 --> 00:01:15,661 who tried to blow me in my sleep. 38 00:01:15,662 --> 00:01:17,027 She buys me shit. 39 00:01:17,028 --> 00:01:18,326 Sounds like a keeper. 40 00:01:18,327 --> 00:01:19,760 No more bullshit about baby. 41 00:01:19,761 --> 00:01:20,959 You help. 42 00:01:20,960 --> 00:01:22,259 Yo, it's after 5:00. 43 00:01:22,260 --> 00:01:23,759 - How can you-- - Jesus, leave me alone! 44 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:25,426 It could be bipolar disease like our mom. 45 00:01:25,427 --> 00:01:27,125 He may have to be hospitalized. 46 00:01:27,126 --> 00:01:29,359 No fucking way! He's staying with me. 47 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:31,761 Fiona never came home. She violated probation. 48 00:01:31,762 --> 00:01:32,761 I fucked up. 49 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,292 It is my honor to declare you man and wife. 50 00:01:38,293 --> 00:01:40,427 - I need everybody to move! - Is he dead? 51 00:01:40,428 --> 00:01:42,493 - He's getting a liver. - Mrs. Gallagher? 52 00:01:42,494 --> 00:01:44,660 - We're married? - Let me see my father, 53 00:01:44,661 --> 00:01:46,160 - you bitch. - No! 54 00:01:46,161 --> 00:01:47,859 You're camping in my yard? 55 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:49,859 The vacant lot next to your yard. 56 00:01:49,860 --> 00:01:51,691 Get your stuff. You're out. 57 00:01:51,692 --> 00:01:54,359 20, 30-- Can't be about how much they screwed us up anymore. 58 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:55,825 Sounds kind of like AA. 59 00:01:55,826 --> 00:01:57,725 Attendance is a condition of my parole. 60 00:01:57,726 --> 00:02:00,427 Come on, let's go. You gonna be late for work. 61 00:02:00,428 --> 00:02:01,993 Thanks. 62 00:02:01,994 --> 00:02:03,094 Are you gonna go inside? 63 00:02:03,095 --> 00:02:04,993 No. 64 00:02:04,994 --> 00:02:08,161 I'm alive, motherfucker! 65 00:02:10,757 --> 00:02:15,308 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 66 00:02:16,161 --> 00:02:19,160 [High Strung's The Luck You Got playing] 67 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:22,993 ♪ ♪ 68 00:02:22,994 --> 00:02:26,427 ♪ think of all the luck you got ♪ 69 00:02:26,428 --> 00:02:29,393 ♪ know that it's not for naught ♪ 70 00:02:29,394 --> 00:02:32,692 ♪ you were beaming once before ♪ 71 00:02:32,693 --> 00:02:36,892 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 72 00:02:36,893 --> 00:02:40,260 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 73 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,725 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 74 00:02:43,726 --> 00:02:45,926 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 75 00:02:45,927 --> 00:02:50,559 ♪ you're so sure of? ♪ 76 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:57,559 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:57,560 --> 00:03:00,725 ♪ round up the friends you got ♪ 78 00:03:00,726 --> 00:03:03,926 ♪ know that they're not for naught ♪ 79 00:03:03,927 --> 00:03:07,227 ♪ you were willing once before ♪ 80 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:11,427 ♪ but it's not like that anymore ♪ 81 00:03:11,428 --> 00:03:14,792 ♪ what is this downside ♪ 82 00:03:14,793 --> 00:03:18,494 ♪ that you speak of? ♪ 83 00:03:18,495 --> 00:03:20,460 ♪ what is this feeling ♪ 84 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:23,495 ♪ you're so sure of ♪ 85 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:26,993 [Christian & The 2120s' Smile At Trouble playing] 86 00:03:26,994 --> 00:03:34,993 ♪ ♪ 87 00:04:03,293 --> 00:04:05,626 - Sheils. - Hmm? 88 00:04:05,627 --> 00:04:08,460 What's he doing in our bed? 89 00:04:08,461 --> 00:04:09,794 Who? 90 00:04:12,527 --> 00:04:15,893 Him. His pecker's poking me in the back. 91 00:04:15,894 --> 00:04:20,660 Oh, Sammi picked up some guy at the Alibi last night 92 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:23,460 and kicked Chuckie out of her trailer. 93 00:04:23,461 --> 00:04:24,893 Karen's room? 94 00:04:24,894 --> 00:04:26,626 I tucked him in there. 95 00:04:26,627 --> 00:04:28,959 He must've crawled in in the middle of the night. 96 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,627 Well, he's got to uncrawl. 97 00:04:30,628 --> 00:04:32,227 - [Grunts] - [Thud] 98 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,360 Ow. 99 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:38,126 Oh, Chuckie, why didn't you stay in Karen's room? 100 00:04:38,127 --> 00:04:39,826 I had a bad dream. 101 00:04:39,827 --> 00:04:43,461 Well, you might as well get up and get ready for school. 102 00:04:43,462 --> 00:04:46,494 And you mister, meds and vitals. 103 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:47,725 Can't. 104 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:49,527 Got to work on my project. Busy. 105 00:04:49,528 --> 00:04:53,326 Frank, meds and vitals now! 106 00:04:53,327 --> 00:04:56,393 [Rock music] 107 00:04:56,394 --> 00:05:03,559 ♪ ♪ 108 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:09,227 [Cheers and applause] 109 00:05:09,228 --> 00:05:10,595 Why they tearing it down? 110 00:05:10,596 --> 00:05:12,193 Asbestos. 111 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:17,393 [Cheers and applause] 112 00:05:17,394 --> 00:05:19,460 All right, I'm leaving. I've seen enough. 113 00:05:19,461 --> 00:05:22,125 Wait, give me a ride home on the back of that thing. 114 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:24,125 Can't. Got to run an errand then going to school. 115 00:05:24,126 --> 00:05:26,092 - I'm not. - It's the last day. 116 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,692 - You have to go. - Why, 117 00:05:27,693 --> 00:05:29,692 so I can figure out how to flunk sixth grade again? 118 00:05:29,693 --> 00:05:31,126 Yeah, I'll do that next year. 119 00:05:31,127 --> 00:05:32,924 Come on, just give me a ride. 120 00:05:32,925 --> 00:05:34,893 You can't even fit on my bike with that giant gimp leg. 121 00:05:34,894 --> 00:05:36,226 These crutches are killing my wrists. 122 00:05:36,227 --> 00:05:37,959 I can't even jack off that well. 123 00:05:37,960 --> 00:05:39,692 Should've thought about that before you busted up 124 00:05:39,693 --> 00:05:41,694 your ankle on your stupid skateboard. 125 00:05:41,695 --> 00:05:43,028 See you. 126 00:05:48,726 --> 00:05:50,626 Looks pretty good, huh? 127 00:05:50,627 --> 00:05:54,526 It's perfect... Except for one thing. 128 00:05:54,527 --> 00:05:55,992 What? 129 00:05:55,993 --> 00:05:58,660 - Uh-oh. - Mm-hmm. 130 00:05:58,661 --> 00:05:59,827 Looks like we're stuck in here 131 00:05:59,828 --> 00:06:01,160 - forever. - Yep. 132 00:06:01,161 --> 00:06:03,160 I guess we-- we trapped? 133 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,493 - Yeah. - No way out. 134 00:06:04,494 --> 00:06:05,859 That's right, we're trapped. 135 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:06,861 You're never gonna see any one of 136 00:06:06,862 --> 00:06:08,925 Patsy's pies ever again. 137 00:06:08,926 --> 00:06:10,126 Oh, Liam, 138 00:06:10,127 --> 00:06:12,094 - this is our new home now. - Okay. 139 00:06:12,095 --> 00:06:13,292 [Laughing] 140 00:06:13,293 --> 00:06:16,292 [Mellow rock music] 141 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:24,293 ♪ ♪ 142 00:06:27,161 --> 00:06:28,528 I'm gonna get the ladder. 143 00:06:28,529 --> 00:06:31,792 Mm-hmm. Don't twist an ankle. 144 00:06:31,793 --> 00:06:33,960 Please. 145 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,992 Don't worry. 146 00:06:35,993 --> 00:06:37,925 - Ah! - [Laughing] 147 00:06:37,926 --> 00:06:39,660 [Screaming] 148 00:06:39,661 --> 00:06:42,193 - Impressive. - Thank you. 149 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:44,126 Thank you. 150 00:06:44,127 --> 00:06:46,260 You ready to fill this sucker, Liam? 151 00:06:46,261 --> 00:06:47,759 Yeah! 152 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,093 - Right on, here you go. - Yep. 153 00:06:50,094 --> 00:06:53,361 All right, attach this end to the fire hydrant. 154 00:06:53,362 --> 00:06:56,059 How are we gonna open the valve? 155 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:58,227 Gallagher ingenuity. 156 00:06:58,228 --> 00:06:59,994 You got one of those lying around? 157 00:06:59,995 --> 00:07:01,725 You don't? 158 00:07:01,726 --> 00:07:04,326 Come on. 159 00:07:04,327 --> 00:07:06,094 All right. Here, step aside. 160 00:07:06,095 --> 00:07:07,427 This goes here. 161 00:07:07,428 --> 00:07:08,894 - You want to help? - Mm-hmm. 162 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,927 Okay, watch your fingers. 163 00:07:13,361 --> 00:07:15,660 Here it comes. 164 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:16,694 Ooh. 165 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:21,326 - [Laughing] - [Screaming] 166 00:07:21,327 --> 00:07:24,593 No, no, now, come on. I'm your fucking boss. 167 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:26,227 - Uh-huh. - Oh, no, no. 168 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:28,160 I may not have hired you, 169 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,159 but I sure as hell can fire you. 170 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,426 - No, no, no. - Yes. 171 00:07:30,427 --> 00:07:32,260 - [Screaming] - [Laughing] 172 00:07:32,261 --> 00:07:33,991 Hold it-- Give me that. Give me that. 173 00:07:33,992 --> 00:07:35,394 No, no. [Screaming] 174 00:07:35,395 --> 00:07:40,059 Sean, no, no. Ah! Oh, my God. 175 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:42,060 Oh, my God. I'm gonna hurt you. 176 00:07:42,061 --> 00:07:45,925 - [Screaming] - Boom! Boom, I say, boom! 177 00:07:45,926 --> 00:07:48,592 - How did you get so wet? - [Liam screeching] 178 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:50,092 - Don't you got to go? - I do. 179 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:52,427 In fact, I got to go take my son to school. 180 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,426 Come on, I got to get Will. 181 00:07:54,427 --> 00:07:55,891 All right, tell him I say "Hi." 182 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,425 I will, I will. I'll see you for dinner. 183 00:07:57,426 --> 00:07:58,660 - Okay. - All right. 184 00:07:58,661 --> 00:08:01,660 [Rock music] 185 00:08:01,661 --> 00:08:07,227 ♪ ♪ 186 00:08:07,228 --> 00:08:11,992 [Cheering] 187 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:14,394 We get it, morons. School's out. 188 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:19,726 - You're not even packed? - You look cute. 189 00:08:19,727 --> 00:08:22,092 It's summer. You have a suitcase? 190 00:08:22,093 --> 00:08:24,294 - It's right there. - Louis Vuitton? 191 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,227 - No, it's a Gucci. - What are you doing? 192 00:08:27,228 --> 00:08:30,592 I'm filling out an application to be an RA in the fall. 193 00:08:30,593 --> 00:08:31,960 - Really? - "Resident Asshole." 194 00:08:31,961 --> 00:08:35,593 - [Laughter] - Why not, you know? 195 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:38,058 It's free room and board, all the beer I can confiscate. 196 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,594 Well, you could just stay with me at my off-campus apartment. 197 00:08:40,595 --> 00:08:43,426 My dad's paying. That makes it free. 198 00:08:43,427 --> 00:08:44,991 You mean, like, live together? 199 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,592 Well, isn't that what we've been doing 200 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,159 for the last four months? 201 00:08:48,160 --> 00:08:50,326 Yeah, but you got your own dorm room. 202 00:08:50,327 --> 00:08:51,827 I'm gonna miss my plane. 203 00:08:54,460 --> 00:08:56,560 Look, have a good summer, man, yeah? 204 00:08:56,561 --> 00:08:58,059 You too, dude. 205 00:08:58,060 --> 00:08:59,559 It's been real. 206 00:08:59,560 --> 00:09:02,459 Let's get out of here. 207 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:05,958 It's the only one I could find in all the crap out in the yard. 208 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,460 Put it in the window. 209 00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:09,726 You want scrambled or fried? 210 00:09:09,727 --> 00:09:11,827 I like those puffy eggs you make. 211 00:09:11,828 --> 00:09:14,726 Nika, we got baked eggs today. 212 00:09:14,727 --> 00:09:15,992 Food is food. 213 00:09:15,993 --> 00:09:17,394 - [Baby cries] - All the same to me. 214 00:09:17,395 --> 00:09:18,994 Why's the baby crying? 215 00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:20,327 Look at you. 216 00:09:21,993 --> 00:09:23,925 Ooh, diaper full of poop. 217 00:09:23,926 --> 00:09:26,059 - [Gasps] Da? - Oh... 218 00:09:26,060 --> 00:09:27,991 - Is that what happened? - [Speaking Russian] 219 00:09:27,992 --> 00:09:29,327 Don't want him covered in baby shit 220 00:09:29,328 --> 00:09:32,760 on his first day of work. 221 00:09:32,761 --> 00:09:34,794 We have baked eggs in the oven. 222 00:09:34,795 --> 00:09:37,892 - Hey, moron, truck ready? - Yeah. 223 00:09:37,893 --> 00:09:40,659 You stare any longer, I chop your dicks off. 224 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:43,161 Time to go play nicey-nice with surrogates, 225 00:09:43,162 --> 00:09:45,160 meet them at the ultrasound. 226 00:09:45,161 --> 00:09:46,958 They still think you're a kindergarten teacher? 227 00:09:46,959 --> 00:09:49,058 Wheels on the bus go round and round. 228 00:09:49,059 --> 00:09:51,259 Amazing what people with money will pay for. 229 00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:53,493 After ultrasound, I go open Rub 'n' Tug. 230 00:09:53,494 --> 00:09:56,027 You feed Yev breakfast, and you go to grocery store. 231 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:57,459 Got it. 232 00:09:57,460 --> 00:09:59,293 Hey, Patel hit one of the girls yesterday, 233 00:09:59,294 --> 00:10:00,493 left without pay. 234 00:10:00,494 --> 00:10:02,726 - Dry cleaner Patel? - Uh-huh. 235 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,894 I'll take care of it. 236 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:05,493 Let's go. 237 00:10:05,494 --> 00:10:07,227 No, no, no, guns. 238 00:10:07,228 --> 00:10:09,394 Look, no hardware. 239 00:10:09,395 --> 00:10:10,994 It's not that kind of job. 240 00:10:10,995 --> 00:10:14,825 We're respectable now, remember? 241 00:10:14,826 --> 00:10:16,327 Do you want this? 242 00:10:16,328 --> 00:10:17,627 I'll meet you at the place later, okay? 243 00:10:21,228 --> 00:10:23,394 I'll be there. 244 00:10:23,395 --> 00:10:24,727 Better be. 245 00:10:30,027 --> 00:10:32,026 Mm. 246 00:10:32,027 --> 00:10:33,661 What the hell? I'm in here. 247 00:10:33,662 --> 00:10:36,193 Gotta pee bad. 248 00:10:36,194 --> 00:10:39,892 What's the point? Nothing's happening anyway. 249 00:10:39,893 --> 00:10:42,394 Are you taking your medications? 250 00:10:42,395 --> 00:10:44,059 Yes! 251 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,394 [Chuckie urinating] 252 00:10:48,395 --> 00:10:49,859 What are those for? 253 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:52,660 Anti-rejection, ulcers, 254 00:10:52,661 --> 00:10:55,359 hypertension, high blood pressure, 255 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:57,959 depression, headaches, diuretic, 256 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:01,394 and apparently I need one for constipation now too. 257 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:06,593 A lot of pee. 258 00:11:06,594 --> 00:11:07,858 Held it all night. 259 00:11:07,859 --> 00:11:09,093 Are you weighing yourself? 260 00:11:09,094 --> 00:11:11,027 I don't hear the scale. 261 00:11:14,694 --> 00:11:18,194 I hear the scale now. 262 00:11:20,527 --> 00:11:21,859 155. 263 00:11:21,860 --> 00:11:24,394 It says 147. 264 00:11:24,395 --> 00:11:26,227 155. 265 00:11:26,228 --> 00:11:28,892 - You lie to your notebook? - Your grandmother 266 00:11:28,893 --> 00:11:30,427 doesn't need to know I've lost some weight. 267 00:11:30,428 --> 00:11:32,893 - Blood pressure. - Oh, Jesus! 268 00:11:45,694 --> 00:11:47,925 [Crying] 269 00:11:47,926 --> 00:11:51,358 Oh, why can't you girls just make this easy for me just once? 270 00:11:51,359 --> 00:11:52,594 Girl, here, give me that thing. 271 00:11:52,595 --> 00:11:53,993 Here. 272 00:11:56,328 --> 00:11:58,092 Mama, stop. I'm not a cow. 273 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,692 Look, you got to grab this tit, 274 00:11:59,693 --> 00:12:01,159 and you got to massage it 275 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,161 till you get the milk ducts flowing, girl. 276 00:12:03,162 --> 00:12:05,327 I know how to do it. Stop. 277 00:12:05,328 --> 00:12:08,659 How are my four favorite ladies doing and my little man? 278 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:12,161 Well, I got them big, brown flying saucers working. 279 00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:15,959 That's right, Dominick, our job here is done. 280 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,760 - Bye-bye, D. - Say, "Bye-bye." 281 00:12:17,761 --> 00:12:20,526 Bye-bye, D. 282 00:12:20,527 --> 00:12:23,193 Ow. Amy, you biting me again. 283 00:12:23,194 --> 00:12:25,459 What are you doing? Do not hit our daughter. 284 00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:27,492 - It's just the nipple. - Just the nipple? 285 00:12:27,493 --> 00:12:28,824 Let's see how you like it. 286 00:12:28,825 --> 00:12:31,260 - Ow! What are you doing? - [Crying] 287 00:12:31,261 --> 00:12:33,092 - Now look what you did. - What I did? 288 00:12:33,093 --> 00:12:34,826 You're the one titty twisting and moving her all around. 289 00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,527 - Shh. - Don't shush me. 290 00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:39,093 Your turn. Hi, Gemma. 291 00:12:39,094 --> 00:12:41,426 Here we go, baby. 292 00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,494 We're gonna be good. 293 00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:44,193 Let's try it, okay? 294 00:12:44,194 --> 00:12:45,825 You gonna do better than your sister? 295 00:12:45,826 --> 00:12:47,293 You okay? She hit you? 296 00:12:47,294 --> 00:12:49,193 - Mommy hit you? - Okay. 297 00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:51,660 - Ow! Now she's biting me. - V! 298 00:12:51,661 --> 00:12:53,192 No, I'm done. No more breast feeding. 299 00:12:53,193 --> 00:12:55,659 - What are you talking about? - I'm done. 300 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,825 The milk bar is closed. We can go to formula. 301 00:12:57,826 --> 00:12:59,227 No. No, no, no, absolutely not. 302 00:12:59,228 --> 00:13:00,692 We are not doing formula. 303 00:13:00,693 --> 00:13:01,991 They will grow up with asthma, 304 00:13:01,992 --> 00:13:03,692 and be short, and have no friends. 305 00:13:03,693 --> 00:13:05,192 Kev, kids in this neighborhood 306 00:13:05,193 --> 00:13:06,926 are raised on Kool-Aid and powdered milk. 307 00:13:06,927 --> 00:13:08,359 Formula's a step up. 308 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,592 Gemma hasn't pooped in five days. 309 00:13:10,593 --> 00:13:11,826 Formula will make it worse. 310 00:13:11,827 --> 00:13:12,859 Oh, God! 311 00:13:12,860 --> 00:13:14,260 I'm just so sick of this. 312 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:16,259 It's "Baby" this and "Baby" that. 313 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:19,393 You get to go to work all day, and I'm stuck here with "Whiny" 314 00:13:19,394 --> 00:13:21,094 - and "Screamy." - [Crying] 315 00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:24,026 Just-- Here, she's driving me crazy. 316 00:13:24,027 --> 00:13:26,059 I'm done. 317 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,059 I need some air. 318 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:31,093 [Crying] 319 00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:32,825 What just happened? 320 00:13:32,826 --> 00:13:35,525 Hey, sunshine. Liam and I are meeting Ian. 321 00:13:35,526 --> 00:13:37,394 You want to come for a run with us? 322 00:13:37,395 --> 00:13:39,892 No, I don't want to go for a run. I can't go for a run. 323 00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:41,659 I probably won't be able to go for a run for another 18 years, 324 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:44,025 not that I even ever went for a run, but if I wanted to, 325 00:13:44,026 --> 00:13:46,027 these milk jugs would give me two black eyes. 326 00:13:46,028 --> 00:13:48,193 Rough morning? 327 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:52,059 I am covered in puke and piss and vomit. 328 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,525 The other day I rubbed my eye, 329 00:13:53,526 --> 00:13:55,327 and I realized that there was baby poop 330 00:13:55,328 --> 00:13:57,093 underneath my fingernail. 331 00:13:57,094 --> 00:13:59,395 I want my boobs back. I want my life back. 332 00:13:59,396 --> 00:14:01,327 I want my husband back. 333 00:14:01,328 --> 00:14:03,426 You haven't gotten laid lately, have you? 334 00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,060 You're one to talk. You even fucked Sean yet? 335 00:14:06,061 --> 00:14:07,660 Nah, just friends. 336 00:14:07,661 --> 00:14:09,294 I'm too gun-shy after going to jail. 337 00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:10,660 What's your excuse? 338 00:14:10,661 --> 00:14:12,825 I'm too tired. Kev's too tired. 339 00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:15,293 One kid is screaming. The other one is colicky. 340 00:14:15,294 --> 00:14:16,292 I don't even know what colic is, 341 00:14:16,293 --> 00:14:17,395 but everybody says it. 342 00:14:17,396 --> 00:14:19,825 Go home, take a shower, 343 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,593 put on something slinky, 344 00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:23,293 and seduce your man. 345 00:14:23,294 --> 00:14:25,894 A little sex is gonna put everything into perspective. 346 00:14:25,895 --> 00:14:29,626 Ugh. I'm not in the mood. 347 00:14:29,627 --> 00:14:30,925 Fine! 348 00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:33,760 I will go home and fuck my husband. 349 00:14:33,761 --> 00:14:36,328 Maybe with a little more enthusiasm? 350 00:14:38,661 --> 00:14:40,991 Sure you don't want to take my Beamer for the summer? 351 00:14:40,992 --> 00:14:42,659 And what, park it in my neighborhood? 352 00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:45,161 Yeah, not unless you want it back fully stripped. 353 00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:47,459 Too much of a commitment, huh? 354 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:49,260 Off-campus apartment, car. 355 00:14:51,594 --> 00:14:54,825 I got you something. 356 00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,160 Thank you. 357 00:15:00,893 --> 00:15:03,227 - It's a watch. - Fossil. 358 00:15:03,228 --> 00:15:05,292 They tried to get me to engrave something queer like, 359 00:15:05,293 --> 00:15:06,493 "Until The End Of Time." 360 00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:07,993 Or "Make Every Second Count." 361 00:15:11,060 --> 00:15:14,161 Are you gonna date other people over the summer? 362 00:15:17,294 --> 00:15:18,959 Don't know. 363 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,459 You? 364 00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:24,293 I don't know. 365 00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:26,626 I guess it's settled then. 366 00:15:26,627 --> 00:15:28,560 I guess so. 367 00:15:38,661 --> 00:15:40,526 Bye. 368 00:15:40,527 --> 00:15:43,526 [Rock music] 369 00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:51,494 ♪ ♪ 370 00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:09,459 - Here. - Oh, thank you, Frank. 371 00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,593 I need a clamp or something. 372 00:16:11,594 --> 00:16:13,026 Look at you. 373 00:16:13,027 --> 00:16:14,725 You've done a wonderful job 374 00:16:14,726 --> 00:16:16,861 maintaining your weight, Frank. 375 00:16:16,862 --> 00:16:18,959 Yeah, a regular blimp. 376 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:20,959 How are your headaches? 377 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:24,794 You can't feel a person's headache by touching his head. 378 00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,860 [Chuckles] That's true. 379 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,526 How's the depression? 380 00:16:28,527 --> 00:16:30,958 The doctor says exercise could help. 381 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,627 - I could do it with you. - Sheils, Sheils, stop. 382 00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,892 Every morning, okay? 383 00:16:35,893 --> 00:16:37,227 Okay. 384 00:16:37,228 --> 00:16:38,692 That's what I need. 385 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:39,760 I made breakfast. 386 00:16:39,761 --> 00:16:41,860 No, do we have any bacon? 387 00:16:41,861 --> 00:16:43,393 I need it for my project. 388 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:46,060 No, just French toast. Would that work? 389 00:16:46,061 --> 00:16:48,227 I'm not hungry. 390 00:16:48,228 --> 00:16:50,527 Are you experiencing a loss of appetite? 391 00:16:50,528 --> 00:16:52,692 No, I-- Christ! 392 00:16:52,693 --> 00:16:54,026 Oh. 393 00:16:54,027 --> 00:16:55,926 What happened to that socket wrench? 394 00:16:55,927 --> 00:17:01,160 Frank, what-- what is this secret project of yours? 395 00:17:01,161 --> 00:17:04,325 Well, it wouldn't be a secret if I told you. 396 00:17:04,326 --> 00:17:05,594 I like French toast. 397 00:17:05,595 --> 00:17:08,627 Oh. Ah, well, you know what? 398 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,694 I bet your mom is home making breakfast. 399 00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:12,660 Why don't you go see? 400 00:17:12,661 --> 00:17:15,360 - Morning, dad. - [Sighs] 401 00:17:15,361 --> 00:17:17,495 Want me to go get you medications? 402 00:17:17,496 --> 00:17:19,825 Oh, he did that ages ago. 403 00:17:19,826 --> 00:17:21,427 I could help you 404 00:17:21,428 --> 00:17:23,092 with your blood pressure, take your temperature. 405 00:17:23,093 --> 00:17:24,859 Done and done by those of us 406 00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:26,525 who didn't have a man in our trailer 407 00:17:26,526 --> 00:17:28,661 - and kicked their son out. - [Knocking] 408 00:17:28,662 --> 00:17:30,427 That's Rinaldo. 409 00:17:30,428 --> 00:17:33,128 I left him alone in the RV to do his morning constitutional. 410 00:17:33,129 --> 00:17:36,660 Come in! Dad, come say hi. 411 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,959 - Hey, babe. - Mm-hmm. 412 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,759 Dad, you know Rinaldo. 413 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,593 - Frank. - Hi. 414 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,327 Well, we don't have enough food for your friend. 415 00:17:45,328 --> 00:17:49,526 Oh, that's all right. I'll just take Java. 416 00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:52,026 You can have some of mine. 417 00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,826 - Are you my father? - Don't think so, kiddo. 418 00:17:58,193 --> 00:18:00,726 [Whispers] Frank! Frank! 419 00:18:00,727 --> 00:18:03,394 You have got to do something about your daughter. 420 00:18:03,395 --> 00:18:06,060 She's dying for parental boundaries. 421 00:18:06,061 --> 00:18:08,994 Dad, can you take your grandson to school today? 422 00:18:08,995 --> 00:18:11,825 Uh, can't. Work. 423 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:13,260 I could come down and help you-- 424 00:18:17,495 --> 00:18:18,992 Guess Rinaldo and me will have to find 425 00:18:18,993 --> 00:18:20,361 something else to do then. 426 00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:23,726 - Oh. - [Laughter] 427 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:25,326 Uh, hello? 428 00:18:25,327 --> 00:18:27,427 Um, hi. 429 00:18:27,428 --> 00:18:30,060 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. 430 00:18:30,061 --> 00:18:34,593 Um, I know that you're acting out your father issues 431 00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:37,193 by dying your hair with that trashy peroxide 432 00:18:37,194 --> 00:18:39,825 and dry humping that man on my couch, 433 00:18:39,826 --> 00:18:41,693 but I don't think it's nice 434 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:46,860 to expose your child to this behavior. 435 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,159 You're not my mother. 436 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,327 - [Porcelain shattering] - [Gasps] 437 00:18:50,328 --> 00:18:52,192 My hummel! 438 00:18:52,193 --> 00:18:54,060 I could go for a hammer. 439 00:18:54,061 --> 00:18:57,326 It's a hummel, not a hammer. 440 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:59,094 You know how expensive this was? 441 00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:01,192 [Giggling] What's in here? 442 00:19:01,193 --> 00:19:03,825 You know what? Why don't we, um-- 443 00:19:03,826 --> 00:19:06,393 Why don't I just take you to school? 444 00:19:06,394 --> 00:19:07,494 - [Moaning] - Mm. 445 00:19:10,927 --> 00:19:12,994 A yoga studio in this neighborhood? 446 00:19:12,995 --> 00:19:17,726 Probably just a front for some drug laundering operation. 447 00:19:17,727 --> 00:19:20,561 Hey, did you have a chance to call that doctor? 448 00:19:20,562 --> 00:19:23,026 - Which one? - From the clinic. 449 00:19:23,027 --> 00:19:25,160 No, no. I'm good. 450 00:19:25,161 --> 00:19:28,359 Well, probably the best time to go when you're feeling good. 451 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,493 - Why is that? - Just to have a plan of action 452 00:19:30,494 --> 00:19:32,694 for when things aren't so good again. 453 00:19:32,695 --> 00:19:34,825 Just a one-time thing. 454 00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:36,826 Don't you want to have a doctor tell you that? 455 00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,759 Just give you some meds, do a few tests. 456 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,758 Look, I don't have what Monica has. 457 00:19:41,759 --> 00:19:43,993 I know. It just seemed similar. 458 00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,759 Mood swings, depression. 459 00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,824 There's too much coke down at the club. 460 00:19:47,825 --> 00:19:50,725 I mean, that shit makes you crazy-- highs and lows. 461 00:19:50,726 --> 00:19:51,927 I've cut way back. 462 00:19:51,928 --> 00:19:53,360 Good. Good. 463 00:19:53,361 --> 00:19:55,495 Odds are one of us is gonna get it, right? 464 00:19:55,496 --> 00:20:00,127 It's not our fault, just fucking genetics Russian roulette. 465 00:20:00,128 --> 00:20:01,727 I'm betting it'll be Carl. 466 00:20:01,728 --> 00:20:04,993 Race you to the lamp post! 467 00:20:04,994 --> 00:20:07,993 [Rock music] 468 00:20:07,994 --> 00:20:11,326 ♪ ♪ 469 00:20:11,327 --> 00:20:13,726 Um, excuse me, may I give you one of these? 470 00:20:13,727 --> 00:20:15,592 Uh, no, thank you. I already accepted Jesus 471 00:20:15,593 --> 00:20:16,958 as my lord and savior. 472 00:20:16,959 --> 00:20:19,161 Try three houses down. They're Muslim. 473 00:20:21,927 --> 00:20:23,261 [Knocking] 474 00:20:25,994 --> 00:20:27,560 Good job, Debs. 475 00:20:27,561 --> 00:20:28,993 Yeah. 476 00:20:28,994 --> 00:20:31,093 We said a dollar, right? 477 00:20:31,094 --> 00:20:32,760 Yeah, if I were still five years old. 478 00:20:32,761 --> 00:20:35,892 10 bucks, cough it up. 479 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:38,159 All right. But for this amount, 480 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,891 I'm gonna need your help tonight. 481 00:20:39,892 --> 00:20:42,292 Can't. Family dinner at Fiona's restaurant. 482 00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:44,228 Lip finished his first year of college. 483 00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:47,160 Hey. 484 00:20:47,161 --> 00:20:48,427 I'll be there. 485 00:20:48,428 --> 00:20:49,792 I don't think you're invited. 486 00:20:49,793 --> 00:20:51,893 Do you know if we have any bacon at home? 487 00:20:51,894 --> 00:20:53,259 Maybe. 488 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,127 What are you doing down there? 489 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,993 You'll know soon enough. 490 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,328 Meet me in the park later. 491 00:20:58,329 --> 00:21:01,793 We'll go to the restaurant together. 492 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:04,994 [Both moaning] 493 00:21:07,794 --> 00:21:11,793 Oh, daddy, you caught me. 494 00:21:11,794 --> 00:21:13,794 Am I in trouble? 495 00:21:21,994 --> 00:21:23,725 Hey, babe, you feeling better? 496 00:21:23,726 --> 00:21:25,027 Shower did me good. 497 00:21:25,028 --> 00:21:26,494 What you doing? 498 00:21:26,495 --> 00:21:28,825 Just online before I have to go to work. 499 00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,859 I've got something better you can do before you go to work. 500 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,294 Ooh, @bensmommy just responded to my question. 501 00:21:33,295 --> 00:21:34,825 What? 502 00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:36,226 Yeah, I'm in a Mommy And Me chatroom, 503 00:21:36,227 --> 00:21:37,958 and I'm asking these women 504 00:21:37,959 --> 00:21:40,191 how to get the twins to stop biting your nipples. 505 00:21:40,192 --> 00:21:42,360 I know how to get 'em to stop-- Feed 'em formula. 506 00:21:42,361 --> 00:21:43,861 It says here that if you rub your nipples 507 00:21:43,862 --> 00:21:46,060 with a loofah 20 minutes a day, 508 00:21:46,061 --> 00:21:48,026 - it'll toughen them up. - Ken. 509 00:21:48,027 --> 00:21:50,327 I'm gonna ask them how to get Gemma to start pooping. 510 00:21:50,328 --> 00:21:52,660 - Kevin Ball. - Yeah, what? 511 00:21:52,661 --> 00:21:55,360 Put the computer down right now. 512 00:21:55,361 --> 00:21:57,261 Yes, ma'am. 513 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:03,627 Wait-- wait a minute. [Distant crying] 514 00:22:03,628 --> 00:22:06,292 - You hear Amy crying? - She'll calm herself. 515 00:22:06,293 --> 00:22:07,891 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 516 00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:10,458 I read it in a Mommy And Me chatroom. 517 00:22:10,459 --> 00:22:11,693 Are you fucking with me? 518 00:22:11,694 --> 00:22:13,360 A little. 519 00:22:13,361 --> 00:22:15,395 But I'd like to fuck with you more. 520 00:22:15,396 --> 00:22:17,892 Mm. Oh. 521 00:22:17,893 --> 00:22:20,260 Yes, please. 522 00:22:22,128 --> 00:22:27,060 Mm. 523 00:22:27,061 --> 00:22:28,759 - What are you doing? - What? 524 00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,525 You're not even getting hard. 525 00:22:30,526 --> 00:22:32,627 I-- I don't know what's wrong with me. 526 00:22:32,628 --> 00:22:34,692 You're more into the babies than you are me. 527 00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:36,458 - No, it's not true. - I bet you 528 00:22:36,459 --> 00:22:38,294 if they were here sucking your dick you'd be into it. 529 00:22:38,295 --> 00:22:42,060 Jesus, V, do not talk about our angels like that. 530 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:45,892 You'd rather be on a website than let me suck your dick? 531 00:22:45,893 --> 00:22:49,127 Ugh. I'm sorry that I care about their well-being. 532 00:22:49,128 --> 00:22:51,361 - What about my well-being? - Look, we had two babies. 533 00:22:51,362 --> 00:22:53,127 Life is different now. 534 00:22:53,128 --> 00:22:54,659 I'll show you different. 535 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,025 What are you doing? 536 00:22:56,026 --> 00:22:57,627 I'm going to work at the Alibi. 537 00:22:57,628 --> 00:22:59,825 You can stay here. 538 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,859 - What? - Good luck taking care 539 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,194 of your babies. And we need formula! 540 00:23:03,693 --> 00:23:06,693 [Pop/Rock music] 541 00:23:07,493 --> 00:23:10,293 ♪ live, live life ♪ 542 00:23:10,294 --> 00:23:13,660 ♪ reconcile you to the night ♪ 543 00:23:13,661 --> 00:23:17,125 ♪ going out having fun ♪ 544 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:20,360 ♪ yeah, this is gonna be the one ♪ 545 00:23:20,361 --> 00:23:23,660 ♪ the one time it feels right ♪ 546 00:23:23,661 --> 00:23:27,492 ♪ going naked take it all tonight ♪ 547 00:23:27,493 --> 00:23:29,759 ♪ come on, come in the fight ♪ 548 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,993 ♪ yeah, you know you wanna come on, come on tonight ♪ 549 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:36,326 ♪ yeah, we know we wanna come on and feel alive ♪ 550 00:23:36,327 --> 00:23:39,259 ♪ 'cause we're going out, yeah ♪ 551 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:41,559 ♪ we're going out tonight ♪ 552 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:46,125 ♪ ♪ 553 00:23:46,126 --> 00:23:50,192 ♪ we're going out tonight ♪ 554 00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:52,527 ♪ 'cause we're going out, yeah ♪ 555 00:23:52,528 --> 00:23:54,626 ♪ we're going out tonight ♪ 556 00:23:54,627 --> 00:23:58,192 ♪ la, la, la, la, la la, la, la ♪ 557 00:23:58,193 --> 00:23:59,593 ♪ la, la, la, la ♪ 558 00:23:59,594 --> 00:24:03,226 ♪ again take a ride ♪ 559 00:24:03,227 --> 00:24:06,527 ♪ like a team taking sides ♪ 560 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,626 ♪ rolling up having fun ♪ 561 00:24:09,627 --> 00:24:13,226 ♪ yeah, you're gonna be the one ♪ 562 00:24:13,227 --> 00:24:16,427 ♪ the one spark to ignite ♪ 563 00:24:16,428 --> 00:24:19,026 ♪ going naked take it all tonight ♪ 564 00:24:19,027 --> 00:24:20,393 ♪ tonight ♪ 565 00:24:20,394 --> 00:24:23,693 ♪ la la la la la la la la ♪ 566 00:24:23,694 --> 00:24:27,593 ♪ la la la la la la la la la ♪ 567 00:24:27,594 --> 00:24:29,594 ♪ ♪ 568 00:24:35,026 --> 00:24:36,260 Hey, careful with those barcaloungers. 569 00:24:36,261 --> 00:24:37,926 You got it, boss. 570 00:24:37,927 --> 00:24:40,061 Looks like you have everything under control here. 571 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:41,726 Yes, ma'am. 572 00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:43,193 We're gonna head up to the Bridgeport house. 573 00:24:43,194 --> 00:24:44,559 Okay. Shouldn't take us much longer. 574 00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,859 We'll meet you there in a few hours. 575 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:47,428 You will be careful with the piano? 576 00:24:47,429 --> 00:24:49,860 Absolutely. 577 00:24:49,861 --> 00:24:51,593 Hey, tie those down. 578 00:24:51,594 --> 00:24:52,627 We don't want them moving around. 579 00:24:52,628 --> 00:24:55,694 [Mellow rock music] 580 00:24:55,695 --> 00:25:02,760 ♪ ♪ 581 00:25:02,761 --> 00:25:05,159 Bye, little guy. 582 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:13,160 ♪ ♪ 583 00:25:14,761 --> 00:25:16,826 Debs, Carl, what's going on? 584 00:25:16,827 --> 00:25:18,426 I hate you stupid bitches! 585 00:25:18,427 --> 00:25:20,359 Well, how was your last day of school, Debs? 586 00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:21,759 Is there anything you want to 587 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,961 - talk about? - No. 588 00:25:22,962 --> 00:25:25,694 Yo, Fuck Wad. 589 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:27,292 Hey, what's going on, Stumpy? 590 00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,259 - I got some new piercings. - Yeah, I can see that. 591 00:25:29,260 --> 00:25:31,194 And I picked up some herb for our guys. 592 00:25:31,195 --> 00:25:33,327 - You want to come? - Eh... 593 00:25:33,328 --> 00:25:35,159 Yeah, sure. Look, 594 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,091 I'm just gonna be over there if you need anything, okay? 595 00:25:38,092 --> 00:25:39,794 Look who I found trolling the streets. 596 00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:41,025 Yo. 597 00:25:41,026 --> 00:25:42,694 - There he is. - Oh, there he is. 598 00:25:42,695 --> 00:25:45,526 Lip, heard you been up at college or some shit? 599 00:25:45,527 --> 00:25:47,694 Yeah, yeah. I've been over there a while. 600 00:25:47,695 --> 00:25:49,261 What's going on with you guys? 601 00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:51,459 - Same old crap. - Yeah. 602 00:25:51,460 --> 00:25:53,594 Did you bang a bunch of coeds up at school? 603 00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:55,193 Yeah, sure. 604 00:25:55,194 --> 00:25:57,559 Hey, you still at your dad's chop shop, Wayne? 605 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,091 Ah, when he gets the work. 606 00:25:59,092 --> 00:26:00,561 Towelheads are getting most of the scrap now. 607 00:26:00,562 --> 00:26:04,193 - Stumpy knocked up Gloria Hu. - Oh, shit. 608 00:26:04,194 --> 00:26:06,192 She squirted a kid out, like, two months ago. 609 00:26:06,193 --> 00:26:08,059 I ain't convinced it's mine though. 610 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:10,194 I'm saving up to get one of those DNA tests. 611 00:26:10,195 --> 00:26:11,493 Right. 612 00:26:11,494 --> 00:26:13,392 - Look at that fancy watch. - Ooh. 613 00:26:13,393 --> 00:26:15,760 They giving those out up at college? 614 00:26:15,761 --> 00:26:18,025 No, I swiped it from a kid's dorm room. 615 00:26:18,026 --> 00:26:20,260 It's the rich prick's fault for leaving his door unlocked. 616 00:26:20,261 --> 00:26:22,092 Oh, look at this pretty lady, 617 00:26:22,093 --> 00:26:23,827 some dust my uncle scored for me. 618 00:26:23,828 --> 00:26:24,927 Put that shit on the weed. 619 00:26:24,928 --> 00:26:26,892 Holding out on us. 620 00:26:26,893 --> 00:26:28,426 Yo, guys, I got to split, all right? 621 00:26:28,427 --> 00:26:30,259 - No, no, come on. - Hey, it's good shit, 622 00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:31,892 did some last night at Lauren Chambers' party. 623 00:26:31,893 --> 00:26:33,926 No, I'll hang later. I haven't been home yet. 624 00:26:33,927 --> 00:26:36,093 All right, pussy, see you later. 625 00:26:36,094 --> 00:26:38,494 Hook that shit up, Stump. 626 00:26:42,328 --> 00:26:44,760 Here's your check. 627 00:26:44,761 --> 00:26:48,427 Be right back to take your order. 628 00:26:48,428 --> 00:26:50,328 Gonna have your food right out. 629 00:26:50,329 --> 00:26:51,694 Hey, Angela. 630 00:26:51,695 --> 00:26:53,561 - Hi, Fiona. - You know what you want? 631 00:26:53,562 --> 00:26:55,827 I do. 632 00:26:55,828 --> 00:26:57,759 I'll take the blueberry pie this time. 633 00:26:57,760 --> 00:26:59,294 You got it. Cup of coffee? 634 00:26:59,295 --> 00:27:00,892 Yep. How's life? 635 00:27:00,893 --> 00:27:02,427 Been seeing anybody? 636 00:27:02,428 --> 00:27:04,061 Nah. I'm boring these days. 637 00:27:04,062 --> 00:27:06,060 - Doubt that. - [Laughs] 638 00:27:06,061 --> 00:27:08,492 Polo, can you get Angela a cup of coffee 639 00:27:08,493 --> 00:27:10,593 - and a slice of blueberry? - Yes, Miss Fiona. 640 00:27:10,594 --> 00:27:12,627 Adam, I swear I ordered it. 641 00:27:12,628 --> 00:27:14,759 It's on the check, chicken parmesan. 642 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,392 No, come on. The customer's already 643 00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:17,592 so pissed at me. What is going on? 644 00:27:17,593 --> 00:27:18,891 Here, have my chicken parm. 645 00:27:18,892 --> 00:27:20,091 Can you make another one fast, please? 646 00:27:20,092 --> 00:27:21,827 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 647 00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:23,226 That oriental chick, Angela, 648 00:27:23,227 --> 00:27:25,126 just asked me how much you make here. 649 00:27:25,127 --> 00:27:26,794 - I don't know what her deal is. - I do. 650 00:27:26,795 --> 00:27:29,493 She wants some Fiona pie. 651 00:27:29,494 --> 00:27:30,993 Is everybody okay? 652 00:27:30,994 --> 00:27:33,993 Wanda's sexually harassing me. 653 00:27:33,994 --> 00:27:35,561 Well, I'll spank her later. 654 00:27:35,562 --> 00:27:38,459 Her? What about me? 655 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,958 Uh, the guys from Jezebel just came in. 656 00:27:39,959 --> 00:27:42,260 - They asked for you. Table 13. - Oh, goodie. 657 00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:45,595 Well, if you won't spank me, maybe their lead singer will. 658 00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,427 Here you go, cheeseburger, 659 00:27:51,428 --> 00:27:53,592 spaghetti and meatballs for the gentleman. 660 00:27:53,593 --> 00:27:54,960 I'll get you another iced tea. 661 00:27:54,961 --> 00:27:56,460 Okay, thanks. 662 00:28:00,328 --> 00:28:02,025 Left you a hundred bucks again? 663 00:28:02,026 --> 00:28:03,994 - Yeah. - Got to send her to my section 664 00:28:03,995 --> 00:28:05,328 at least once. 665 00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:14,293 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 666 00:28:14,294 --> 00:28:15,725 - Hey, Fiona. - Hey, darling. 667 00:28:15,726 --> 00:28:17,525 - Leftover pie? - Thank you very much. 668 00:28:17,526 --> 00:28:18,660 You are so welcome. 669 00:28:20,026 --> 00:28:21,725 Can you stare a little harder? 670 00:28:21,726 --> 00:28:23,294 - Get back to work. - [Scoffs] 671 00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:28,360 Hello? 672 00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:29,695 Hello? 673 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:34,127 Hello? 674 00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:37,061 [Sighs] 675 00:28:52,561 --> 00:28:53,561 [Sniffs] 676 00:28:56,494 --> 00:28:57,627 [Sniffs] 677 00:28:57,628 --> 00:29:01,860 Oh, God damn it! 678 00:29:01,861 --> 00:29:06,694 What kind of a woman has sex in another woman's living room? 679 00:29:06,695 --> 00:29:09,060 For God sakes! 680 00:29:09,061 --> 00:29:12,060 [Rock music] 681 00:29:12,061 --> 00:29:19,659 ♪ ♪ 682 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:23,594 Oh... no... she... didn't! 683 00:29:24,294 --> 00:29:27,527 ♪ the king of Babel took a fall ♪ 684 00:29:27,528 --> 00:29:30,261 ♪ while his subjects climbed the walls ♪ 685 00:29:30,262 --> 00:29:32,725 ♪ all his horses and his men ♪ 686 00:29:32,726 --> 00:29:34,960 My sex toys? Ah! 687 00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,625 ♪ Couldn't put him together again ♪ 688 00:29:36,626 --> 00:29:38,961 ♪ I'm damaged, damaged damaged into ♪ 689 00:29:38,962 --> 00:29:42,826 ♪ damaged, damaged damaged into ♪ 690 00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:45,961 ♪ love ♪ 691 00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:53,927 [Gasps] Frank! 692 00:29:55,695 --> 00:29:57,427 - Frank! - I told you, 693 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,359 I'm not ready to share my project yet, Sheils. 694 00:29:59,360 --> 00:30:01,227 It's not about your project. 695 00:30:01,228 --> 00:30:03,926 It's about Sammi. 696 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:07,361 Ever since you got better, she is really acting out. 697 00:30:07,362 --> 00:30:10,092 A grown woman can do what she likes. 698 00:30:10,093 --> 00:30:12,627 Well, she has real issues. 699 00:30:12,628 --> 00:30:14,459 I mean, if you don't start playing daddy, 700 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,292 things are only gonna get worse. 701 00:30:16,293 --> 00:30:18,361 I'm busy. Got a lot of work. 702 00:30:18,362 --> 00:30:20,260 Well, Frank, 703 00:30:20,261 --> 00:30:22,394 if you're not gonna do anything about it, then I don't want her 704 00:30:22,395 --> 00:30:25,427 and that Chuckie thing in my house anymore. 705 00:30:25,428 --> 00:30:27,092 Well, fine. 706 00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:28,726 Whatever. 707 00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,093 Really? That's it? 708 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,428 Sure. 709 00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:35,260 What do I care? 710 00:30:35,261 --> 00:30:38,628 Oh, well, good. I'm glad we had this talk. 711 00:30:39,794 --> 00:30:42,860 [Muzak playing] 712 00:30:42,861 --> 00:30:50,026 ♪ ♪ 713 00:30:56,428 --> 00:30:57,494 What's going on, Ian? 714 00:30:57,495 --> 00:30:59,459 How you doing? 715 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:01,293 Hey, Kev. What's up? 716 00:31:01,294 --> 00:31:03,828 Just looking for something to get Gemma to go poop. 717 00:31:03,829 --> 00:31:05,360 Oh, hey, Liam. 718 00:31:05,361 --> 00:31:07,993 Hey, Yev, uh, whatever your name is. 719 00:31:07,994 --> 00:31:09,959 You got any suggestions? 720 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,694 Pureed pears and glycerin suppository work for this guy. 721 00:31:13,695 --> 00:31:14,694 Diaper aisle. 722 00:31:14,695 --> 00:31:16,360 Thanks, man. 723 00:31:16,361 --> 00:31:18,627 Hey, let me ask you something. 724 00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:20,260 You still breast feed? 725 00:31:20,261 --> 00:31:23,092 I mean, well, not you, but I mean, you know, Svetlana. 726 00:31:23,093 --> 00:31:24,792 Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's into it. 727 00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:27,494 It's, uh, good for the baby's immune system. 728 00:31:27,495 --> 00:31:28,926 I knew it. 729 00:31:28,927 --> 00:31:30,428 Plus, it's free, right? 730 00:31:30,429 --> 00:31:32,660 Forgot that argument. 731 00:31:34,127 --> 00:31:36,261 Are you cool with this dude cruising you? 732 00:31:36,262 --> 00:31:38,025 Yeah, I'm fine. 733 00:31:38,026 --> 00:31:40,093 All right, well, let me know if you want me to rough him up. 734 00:31:40,094 --> 00:31:41,428 Okay. 735 00:31:47,761 --> 00:31:50,760 [Rock music] 736 00:31:50,761 --> 00:31:58,494 ♪ ♪ 737 00:32:18,026 --> 00:32:19,225 - About time. - Fuck you. 738 00:32:19,226 --> 00:32:20,891 I didn't know she had a piano. 739 00:32:20,892 --> 00:32:23,592 You know the deal. You got five minutes to look. 740 00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,560 It's three bedrooms, some den thing. 741 00:32:25,561 --> 00:32:27,260 It's a 60615 zip code. 742 00:32:27,261 --> 00:32:28,926 It's good shit. 743 00:32:28,927 --> 00:32:31,192 How much for the barcaloungers? 744 00:32:31,193 --> 00:32:32,659 I got to do this with you again? 745 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:34,391 It's not a fucking antique road show. 746 00:32:34,392 --> 00:32:36,672 You bid on the whole thing or nothing at all. 747 00:32:36,673 --> 00:32:37,673 Shit. 748 00:32:37,695 --> 00:32:39,360 I like barcaloungers. 749 00:32:39,361 --> 00:32:41,391 Great, buy the truck and get your barcaloungers. 750 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,993 Think I'm gonna stand around here selling each piece 751 00:32:42,994 --> 00:32:45,024 for 5 bucks like it's a fucking yard sale? 752 00:32:45,025 --> 00:32:46,393 Give you 4 grand for the lot. 753 00:32:46,394 --> 00:32:48,659 - 4. - I'll give you $4,500. 754 00:32:48,660 --> 00:32:51,593 - Anyone else? - 5 grand. 755 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:54,093 $5,300. I want those barcaloungers. 756 00:32:54,094 --> 00:32:56,892 - Yeah, we know. - Nah, I'm out. 757 00:32:56,893 --> 00:32:58,993 Yeah, me too. 758 00:32:58,994 --> 00:33:01,760 Sold to the man with the barcalounger fetish. 759 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:08,494 - It's all there? - It's there. 760 00:33:08,495 --> 00:33:09,827 All right. 761 00:33:18,827 --> 00:33:20,160 Need a ride? 762 00:33:22,894 --> 00:33:24,326 You're late. 763 00:33:24,327 --> 00:33:25,660 Grocery store was busy. 764 00:33:32,994 --> 00:33:35,626 Come on, V, free pour like Kev does. 765 00:33:35,627 --> 00:33:37,494 That's why the bar's losing money. 766 00:33:42,427 --> 00:33:44,427 Yum, it tastes just like tonic water. 767 00:33:46,827 --> 00:33:47,993 Lip. 768 00:33:47,994 --> 00:33:49,426 Hey, V. 769 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:51,659 - Hey, Tommy. - Hey, Lip. 770 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,726 Sammi. 771 00:33:53,727 --> 00:33:56,059 When did Sammi start hanging out at the Alibi? 772 00:33:56,060 --> 00:33:58,727 That girl is hornier than a three-peckered billy goat. 773 00:33:58,728 --> 00:34:00,659 [Giggling] Stop it. 774 00:34:00,660 --> 00:34:02,358 So what brings you here, college boy? 775 00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:04,158 Well, I came to get the details about the job. 776 00:34:04,159 --> 00:34:06,392 Yeah, what job's that? Hey, get college a beer here, 777 00:34:06,393 --> 00:34:07,658 - will you, V? - Demo'ing. 778 00:34:07,659 --> 00:34:08,992 - Are you still doing that? - Yep. 779 00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:10,693 About to start a big cleanup. 780 00:34:10,694 --> 00:34:13,061 They knocked over Sunny Days on Halsted this morning. 781 00:34:13,062 --> 00:34:14,359 Great. I'm in. 782 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,326 Like hell you are. 783 00:34:16,327 --> 00:34:17,561 Well, you promised me a job. 784 00:34:17,562 --> 00:34:19,292 Yeah? How drunk was I? 785 00:34:19,293 --> 00:34:22,192 I-- I need the money for school, okay? 786 00:34:22,193 --> 00:34:24,225 I don't hire college pussies like you. 787 00:34:24,226 --> 00:34:25,792 Try the Gap on Michigan. 788 00:34:25,793 --> 00:34:27,293 Too late in the summer to get another job. 789 00:34:27,294 --> 00:34:29,359 We had a deal. 790 00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,293 You're an idiot. I'm just busting your balls. 791 00:34:31,294 --> 00:34:32,993 Fuck you. 792 00:34:32,994 --> 00:34:34,792 First day of work you'll be crying like a baby, 793 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:36,892 - begging to go home by lunch. - Yeah, we'll see. 794 00:34:36,893 --> 00:34:39,292 Hey, be sure to write your blood type on your boots 795 00:34:39,293 --> 00:34:40,893 for when you sever a limb. 796 00:34:40,894 --> 00:34:42,494 Oh, boots? I was gonna wear flip-flops. 797 00:34:42,495 --> 00:34:43,993 [Laughing] 798 00:34:43,994 --> 00:34:46,859 I'm gonna enjoy fucking with you all summer. 799 00:34:46,860 --> 00:34:47,960 Welcome home, Lip. 800 00:34:47,961 --> 00:34:49,826 Thanks, V. 801 00:34:49,827 --> 00:34:51,460 [Sarcastically] "Flip-flops." 802 00:34:51,461 --> 00:34:53,292 How do you not have any tattoos? 803 00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:55,227 I don't believe you for a second. 804 00:34:55,228 --> 00:34:56,893 Well, it's true. 805 00:34:56,894 --> 00:35:01,092 Maybe I'll let you do a full body scan sometime. 806 00:35:01,093 --> 00:35:02,758 Come see our show tonight, huh? 807 00:35:02,759 --> 00:35:05,427 No, I wish I could. I turn into a pumpkin at 9:00. 808 00:35:05,428 --> 00:35:07,860 What if I come by after my gig? 809 00:35:11,293 --> 00:35:13,259 You text me... 810 00:35:13,260 --> 00:35:16,060 if you're feeling randy. 811 00:35:16,061 --> 00:35:17,393 Okay. 812 00:35:17,394 --> 00:35:20,393 [Funk music] 813 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:28,394 ♪ ♪ 814 00:35:33,026 --> 00:35:35,726 Girl, Davis is all over you. 815 00:35:35,727 --> 00:35:38,726 Dude is fire, and that accent? 816 00:35:38,727 --> 00:35:41,560 Ugh, falls in the bad choice category. 817 00:35:41,561 --> 00:35:43,960 I should know. 818 00:35:43,961 --> 00:35:45,527 God, you scared me. 819 00:35:45,528 --> 00:35:47,960 - That's for you. - Thanks, Fiona. 820 00:35:47,961 --> 00:35:49,225 Yeah, see you, Fiona. 821 00:35:49,226 --> 00:35:50,794 - Bye, guys. - Take care. 822 00:35:50,795 --> 00:35:54,159 Maybe I'll see you later, huh? 823 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,527 Mm. 824 00:35:55,528 --> 00:35:57,595 Both: "Maybe I'll see you later." 825 00:35:59,427 --> 00:36:00,694 Did he leave a good tip? 826 00:36:00,695 --> 00:36:02,191 Wait, he only gave you the tip? 827 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:04,291 He didn't stick the whole thing in? 828 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:05,658 Be careful. He's a musician. 829 00:36:05,659 --> 00:36:07,658 You never know where that tip's been. 830 00:36:07,659 --> 00:36:10,291 - Aw, are you jealous, Sean? - Who's coming with me? 831 00:36:10,292 --> 00:36:12,191 - I'm heading out to the meeting. - Yeah, I'm coming. 832 00:36:12,192 --> 00:36:13,360 No, I can't. Working double. 833 00:36:13,361 --> 00:36:14,993 Fiona? 834 00:36:14,994 --> 00:36:17,658 Uh, nah, family's coming in for early dinner. 835 00:36:17,659 --> 00:36:19,526 I'm gonna stick around and wait on them. 836 00:36:19,527 --> 00:36:21,961 Well, I'll be back later to say hi and meet Lip. 837 00:36:21,962 --> 00:36:23,361 Okay, great. 838 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,460 Hey. 839 00:36:29,461 --> 00:36:31,359 Why'd you want to meet here? 840 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,960 Get me some of those wood chips. 841 00:36:32,961 --> 00:36:34,628 Would you? Put them in here. 842 00:36:34,629 --> 00:36:36,527 For your work project? 843 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,159 Yeah. 844 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:40,959 Why can't you do this yourself? 845 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:43,426 A grown man digging at the feet of kids 846 00:36:43,427 --> 00:36:45,291 looks a little pervy, don't you think? 847 00:36:45,292 --> 00:36:47,694 This is gonna cost you more money. 848 00:36:47,695 --> 00:36:50,092 What you got? 849 00:36:50,093 --> 00:36:51,926 That's good. 850 00:36:51,927 --> 00:36:53,292 Come on. 851 00:36:53,293 --> 00:36:55,360 We're gonna be late for dinner. 852 00:36:58,327 --> 00:37:00,426 Thank you. 853 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,993 Okay, see, Chuckie, 854 00:37:02,994 --> 00:37:06,059 it's not that I don't want you at my house anymore, 855 00:37:06,060 --> 00:37:09,528 or your mom, it's just that-- Look, this is where you belong. 856 00:37:09,529 --> 00:37:11,159 This is your house, 857 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:13,026 and you're welcome to come and visit sometimes, 858 00:37:13,027 --> 00:37:15,359 but you have to call first, okay? 859 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,024 You have to ask your mom and call first. 860 00:37:18,025 --> 00:37:20,992 And sometimes I'll say yes, and sometimes I'll say no, 861 00:37:20,993 --> 00:37:23,024 but that's just how families work. 862 00:37:23,025 --> 00:37:25,695 See, there's boundaries that aren't supposed to be crossed, 863 00:37:25,696 --> 00:37:29,060 and somehow your mother just never learned that. 864 00:37:29,061 --> 00:37:33,025 But that's the good news is I'm here to teach you. 865 00:37:33,026 --> 00:37:35,360 But what if mom brings home another man from the bar? 866 00:37:37,327 --> 00:37:40,259 You just put a pillow over your head 867 00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,994 and wait for her to be finished. 868 00:37:41,995 --> 00:37:44,026 Okay, bye, Chuckie. 869 00:37:46,695 --> 00:37:49,193 Chuckie, why don't you just lock the door? 870 00:37:51,427 --> 00:37:55,893 Chuckie, lock the goddamn door. 871 00:37:55,894 --> 00:37:57,093 [Click] 872 00:37:58,207 --> 00:37:59,485 Jesus. 873 00:37:59,660 --> 00:38:01,893 - Yay. All: - To summer. 874 00:38:01,894 --> 00:38:03,725 And to Lip's first year of college, 875 00:38:03,726 --> 00:38:06,093 may you all follow in his footsteps. 876 00:38:06,094 --> 00:38:08,826 All: - To Lip. - Yes, thank you, guys. 877 00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:10,926 Frank. 878 00:38:10,927 --> 00:38:13,060 To Lip. 879 00:38:13,061 --> 00:38:14,658 You sure you should be drinking, Frank? 880 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,325 You think a brand-new, untainted liver's 881 00:38:16,326 --> 00:38:18,559 - gonna stop him? - After extensive research 882 00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,061 and weeks of testing, I've determined 883 00:38:20,062 --> 00:38:22,759 my liver can support one beer a day. 884 00:38:22,760 --> 00:38:25,092 I am now a cheap date. 885 00:38:25,093 --> 00:38:29,092 I'm buzzed already like an anemic ten-year-old girl. 886 00:38:29,093 --> 00:38:30,459 Who's ready for pie? 887 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:32,892 - I want to taste cherry pie. - Ugh. 888 00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,892 Any more of that Salisbury steak? 889 00:38:34,893 --> 00:38:36,125 Yeah, if I pay for it. 890 00:38:36,126 --> 00:38:37,594 I tell you what, get me an order, 891 00:38:37,595 --> 00:38:40,125 - and we'll call it even. - Call what even? 892 00:38:40,126 --> 00:38:41,893 Her trying to kill my son with cocaine. 893 00:38:41,894 --> 00:38:43,392 Douche bag, why would you say that? 894 00:38:43,393 --> 00:38:44,561 Why are you even here, Frank? 895 00:38:44,562 --> 00:38:45,893 Just don't. 896 00:38:45,894 --> 00:38:47,125 - I'll just get him some more. - To go. 897 00:38:47,126 --> 00:38:48,893 I got to get back to work. 898 00:38:48,894 --> 00:38:50,593 - I don't want any pie. - What's going on with you? 899 00:38:50,594 --> 00:38:52,428 First you're stabbing dolls in the face, 900 00:38:52,429 --> 00:38:54,092 now you're all mopey? 901 00:38:54,093 --> 00:38:55,559 Holly and Ellie aren't talking to me anymore. 902 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:57,124 - It's like I'm invisible. - I hate it 903 00:38:57,125 --> 00:38:59,925 - when teenage skanks do that. - What do you mean? 904 00:38:59,926 --> 00:39:01,727 Same thing happened to me with Heidi Mitchell 905 00:39:01,728 --> 00:39:03,326 and Donna Alexander. 906 00:39:03,327 --> 00:39:06,226 Me too. Leah March and Jean Kolb. 907 00:39:06,227 --> 00:39:08,092 Really? Why? 908 00:39:08,093 --> 00:39:09,959 Who knows? Jealousy, periody. 909 00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:11,826 Two weeks later, they started talking to me again 910 00:39:11,827 --> 00:39:13,658 like nothing ever happened. 911 00:39:13,659 --> 00:39:16,258 - Same with Heidi and Donna. - It's not fair. 912 00:39:16,259 --> 00:39:17,925 They don't get to do that. 913 00:39:17,926 --> 00:39:19,959 I'm never being friends with Holly and Ellie again. 914 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,826 - Screw those bitches. - Yeah, screw those bitches. 915 00:39:21,827 --> 00:39:23,258 Screw those bitches. 916 00:39:23,259 --> 00:39:24,760 Sounds like you're having fun here. 917 00:39:24,761 --> 00:39:26,060 - Hi. - Hey. 918 00:39:26,061 --> 00:39:27,725 - What's up, man? - Hey, Sean. 919 00:39:27,726 --> 00:39:29,658 - Good pie, dude. - Well, I'm glad you like it. 920 00:39:29,659 --> 00:39:30,992 - You're Lip? - Yeah, yeah, nice to meet you. 921 00:39:30,993 --> 00:39:32,292 Hey, what's going on? Sean. 922 00:39:32,293 --> 00:39:34,091 Thanks for giving this one a job. 923 00:39:34,092 --> 00:39:35,994 - Oh, my pleasure. - It's so good of you 924 00:39:35,995 --> 00:39:38,960 to hire a felon. 925 00:39:38,961 --> 00:39:40,628 This is my father, Frank. 926 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,159 Hey, Frank. 927 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,827 Salisbury steak, Miss Fiona? 928 00:39:43,828 --> 00:39:45,292 Right here. 929 00:39:45,293 --> 00:39:47,225 - That about explain everything? - Pretty much. 930 00:39:47,226 --> 00:39:48,825 I got some paperwork in the back. 931 00:39:48,826 --> 00:39:50,260 It was good to see you all. Nice to meet you, Lip. 932 00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:52,259 Yeah, nice to meet you. 933 00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:54,124 What was that little squeeze? 934 00:39:54,125 --> 00:39:55,693 - What? - He just squeezed your arm. 935 00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,327 The two of them are like that all day with each other. 936 00:39:58,328 --> 00:39:59,993 - We are not. - Really? 937 00:39:59,994 --> 00:40:01,327 Bathroom. 938 00:40:03,528 --> 00:40:05,328 Hey, he ever go see that doctor? 939 00:40:05,329 --> 00:40:07,192 Nah, he refuses. 940 00:40:07,193 --> 00:40:08,360 We should talk to Mickey. 941 00:40:19,961 --> 00:40:22,960 [Funk music] 942 00:40:22,961 --> 00:40:27,627 ♪ ♪ 943 00:40:27,628 --> 00:40:29,225 Now, the players in the black and white, 944 00:40:29,226 --> 00:40:31,792 they're The White Sox. That's our team. 945 00:40:31,793 --> 00:40:33,827 And the pussies in the gray and blue, 946 00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:35,060 they're The Twins. 947 00:40:35,061 --> 00:40:36,325 - We hate The Twins. - [Crying] 948 00:40:36,326 --> 00:40:37,693 No, no, no, no, no. 949 00:40:37,694 --> 00:40:40,394 Not the baby girl twins, the player twins. 950 00:40:40,395 --> 00:40:42,961 - [Game plays on TV] - [Knocking] 951 00:40:48,293 --> 00:40:50,627 - Good evening, sir. - Oh, Jehovahs. Not interested. 952 00:40:50,628 --> 00:40:52,292 No, no, no. We're not Jehovahs. 953 00:40:52,293 --> 00:40:54,227 Everyone keeps thinking that. 954 00:40:54,228 --> 00:40:55,793 Your clothes. 955 00:40:55,794 --> 00:40:57,258 We're from Rothchild Realty. 956 00:40:57,259 --> 00:40:59,794 Would you be interested in selling this house? 957 00:40:59,795 --> 00:41:02,025 You want to buy this dump? 958 00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:04,059 Redfin named this one of the top five 959 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:06,225 up and coming neighborhoods in Chicago. 960 00:41:06,226 --> 00:41:07,892 - [Phone ringing] - Hey, I gotta get that. 961 00:41:07,893 --> 00:41:10,026 - Oh, can we leave our card? - Yeah-huh. 962 00:41:10,027 --> 00:41:13,426 - [Phone ringing] - [Game continues on TV] 963 00:41:13,427 --> 00:41:14,859 Hey, babe. 964 00:41:14,860 --> 00:41:17,258 - Hi, how's it going? - Good, good. 965 00:41:17,259 --> 00:41:18,925 - How's it going over there? - Good. 966 00:41:18,926 --> 00:41:20,459 Mom's here if you need her to come help. 967 00:41:20,460 --> 00:41:22,192 - Hey, Kev. - Hey, no, no, no, no. 968 00:41:22,193 --> 00:41:24,124 I got everything under control. Hey, I wanted to tell you, 969 00:41:24,125 --> 00:41:26,960 I talked to a woman in My Mommy And Me chatroom. 970 00:41:26,961 --> 00:41:29,528 She said I have madonna whore complex. 971 00:41:29,529 --> 00:41:31,192 - What? - Yeah, 972 00:41:31,193 --> 00:41:32,291 it's why I didn't want to have sex. 973 00:41:32,292 --> 00:41:33,725 Wait, you calling me a whore? 974 00:41:33,726 --> 00:41:35,091 He calling you a whore? 975 00:41:35,092 --> 00:41:36,225 No, I'm not calling you a whore. 976 00:41:36,226 --> 00:41:37,727 I mean, you used to be a whore 977 00:41:37,728 --> 00:41:40,726 which I liked a lot, trust me, 978 00:41:40,727 --> 00:41:43,392 but now you're a madonna, like the Virgin Mary Madonna. 979 00:41:43,393 --> 00:41:45,192 He's saying I'm like Madonna now. 980 00:41:45,193 --> 00:41:46,960 - What, like Vogue Madonna? - The Virgin Mary-- that's 981 00:41:46,961 --> 00:41:48,559 - why he don't want to fuck me. - Oh. 982 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,292 V, why you telling everybody our business? 983 00:41:50,293 --> 00:41:52,227 You tell everyone in your Mommy chatroom our business. 984 00:41:52,228 --> 00:41:53,793 I don't know them. 985 00:41:53,794 --> 00:41:56,593 There's no guarantee that they're even women. 986 00:41:56,594 --> 00:41:58,294 Ooh, I got to go. I got to go. 987 00:41:58,295 --> 00:41:59,793 I'll see you later. 988 00:41:59,794 --> 00:42:01,827 Is that face what I think it is? 989 00:42:01,828 --> 00:42:03,694 [Inhales deeply] Oh, 990 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,827 is that the face of what I think it is, 991 00:42:05,828 --> 00:42:07,493 of someone who pooped. 992 00:42:07,494 --> 00:42:09,092 Yes! 993 00:42:09,093 --> 00:42:10,993 Poop, there it is. 994 00:42:10,994 --> 00:42:13,292 Poop, there it is. 995 00:42:13,293 --> 00:42:14,859 Poop, there it is. 996 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:17,859 Yeah, that's my girl. 997 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:21,159 Oh, my-- That's my girl. 998 00:42:21,160 --> 00:42:22,358 What are you doing tonight? 999 00:42:22,359 --> 00:42:24,425 I got to look for an apartment. 1000 00:42:24,426 --> 00:42:26,260 Judge isn't gonna let me have Hannah back if I'm still 1001 00:42:26,261 --> 00:42:28,292 in that shithole motel. 1002 00:42:28,293 --> 00:42:29,594 What about you? 1003 00:42:29,595 --> 00:42:31,694 Gonna see Davis? 1004 00:42:31,695 --> 00:42:34,292 I should. I need to get laid, 1005 00:42:34,293 --> 00:42:36,427 or maybe I shouldn't 'cause I need to get laid. 1006 00:42:36,428 --> 00:42:37,694 I don't know. 1007 00:42:37,695 --> 00:42:39,693 Knock, knock. You guys dressed? 1008 00:42:39,694 --> 00:42:41,428 Yeah, but we'll get undressed 1009 00:42:41,429 --> 00:42:43,159 if you're coming in. 1010 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,627 - Is this your family's check? - Uh, yeah. 1011 00:42:46,628 --> 00:42:50,259 Yeah, I don't see any pie on it. 1012 00:42:50,260 --> 00:42:51,794 You charge them for it? 1013 00:42:51,795 --> 00:42:54,594 Family discount? 1014 00:42:54,595 --> 00:42:56,526 Come on, you throw most of the pie out at the end 1015 00:42:56,527 --> 00:42:58,394 of the night, especially the peach. 1016 00:42:58,395 --> 00:43:00,159 Nobody likes the peach. 1017 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,494 Don't be talking about my grandma's peach pie. 1018 00:43:02,495 --> 00:43:04,192 Sorry, Grandma Pierce. 1019 00:43:04,193 --> 00:43:06,527 Oh, it's Grandma Johnson on my mom's side. 1020 00:43:06,528 --> 00:43:10,393 You can cough up the $12.99. 1021 00:43:10,394 --> 00:43:12,725 Your grandma really makes that pie, hmm? 1022 00:43:12,726 --> 00:43:13,994 How come I never knew that? 1023 00:43:13,995 --> 00:43:15,326 She's dead. 1024 00:43:15,327 --> 00:43:16,726 It's from Costco. 1025 00:43:16,727 --> 00:43:20,560 It's frozen, but you still owe me. 1026 00:43:20,561 --> 00:43:22,394 Can I give it to you in trade? 1027 00:43:22,395 --> 00:43:24,595 I take cash or cash. 1028 00:43:28,327 --> 00:43:30,693 Next time, I consider it stealing. 1029 00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:32,026 Won't be a next time. 1030 00:43:32,027 --> 00:43:35,560 Good. 1031 00:43:35,561 --> 00:43:38,428 Don't be taking advantage of me because we're friends. 1032 00:43:38,429 --> 00:43:40,060 Sorry, boss. 1033 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,659 Ooh, sorry, boss. Sorry, boss. 1034 00:43:45,660 --> 00:43:46,893 [Laughing] 1035 00:43:46,894 --> 00:43:48,259 You're gonna pay for this. 1036 00:43:48,260 --> 00:43:49,825 You locked me out of my own house. 1037 00:43:49,826 --> 00:43:52,191 Since when did my house become your house? 1038 00:43:52,192 --> 00:43:54,061 Since you married my father. 1039 00:43:54,062 --> 00:43:56,092 You're a 45-year-old woman. 1040 00:43:56,093 --> 00:43:58,561 Your father's house is not your house! 1041 00:43:58,562 --> 00:44:00,426 - I'm 33. - 33? 1042 00:44:00,427 --> 00:44:01,627 Well, you could have fooled me. 1043 00:44:01,628 --> 00:44:03,594 Whatever. Act it then! 1044 00:44:03,595 --> 00:44:05,158 Frank, did you see what she did? 1045 00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:07,959 She crow-barred the new locks off the door. 1046 00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:10,626 Grandma Sheila said we should respect people's boundaries. 1047 00:44:10,627 --> 00:44:12,459 Breaking and entering, are you out of your mind? 1048 00:44:12,460 --> 00:44:14,059 - That's what families do... - I'm almost finished 1049 00:44:14,060 --> 00:44:15,258 with my project downstairs. You want to see it? 1050 00:44:15,259 --> 00:44:16,260 - Sure. - They assault each other. 1051 00:44:16,261 --> 00:44:17,893 No, they don't. 1052 00:44:17,894 --> 00:44:25,060 [Argument continues, muffled] 1053 00:44:25,061 --> 00:44:27,061 - You ready? - Uh-huh. 1054 00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,493 I give you Frank's Milk Of The Gods, 1055 00:44:32,494 --> 00:44:36,294 my contribution to mankind, the strongest beer ever made. 1056 00:44:36,295 --> 00:44:38,060 Wow. 1057 00:44:38,061 --> 00:44:42,426 I'm telling you, I have a new lease on life, Fred. 1058 00:44:42,427 --> 00:44:46,259 This liver of mine may only last six or eight years. 1059 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:48,327 I have no control over time anymore, 1060 00:44:48,328 --> 00:44:52,060 but this-- this will live on. 1061 00:44:52,061 --> 00:44:54,326 It's spectacular. 1062 00:44:54,327 --> 00:44:56,860 They can try to stop me from drinking, 1063 00:44:56,861 --> 00:44:58,659 but they can't stop me 1064 00:44:58,660 --> 00:45:04,061 from helping others to enjoy the finest brew ever made. 1065 00:45:06,961 --> 00:45:11,861 With its woody, bacony flavor... 1066 00:45:16,327 --> 00:45:20,025 Frank's Milk Of The Gods will redefine the way 1067 00:45:20,026 --> 00:45:24,560 people enjoy their grain-based fermented beverages. 1068 00:45:24,561 --> 00:45:26,793 But don't get me wrong, 1069 00:45:26,794 --> 00:45:30,460 my intentions are not all altruistic. 1070 00:45:30,461 --> 00:45:32,660 If I can only enjoy one beer a day, 1071 00:45:32,661 --> 00:45:36,060 why not make it 130 proof? 1072 00:45:36,061 --> 00:45:37,493 Can I taste it? 1073 00:45:37,494 --> 00:45:41,192 Oh, it has yet to kiss my lips, my friend, 1074 00:45:41,193 --> 00:45:44,826 but the time is upon us. 1075 00:45:44,827 --> 00:45:48,192 Let's take our business elsewhere to some place 1076 00:45:48,193 --> 00:45:50,694 more righteous than here. 1077 00:45:50,695 --> 00:45:51,994 Beautiful. 1078 00:45:56,193 --> 00:45:59,426 [Knocking] 1079 00:45:59,427 --> 00:46:02,125 "Sell your home at a premium price." 1080 00:46:02,126 --> 00:46:04,191 Jeez, how much are they possibly offering 1081 00:46:04,192 --> 00:46:05,559 for in this neighborhood? 1082 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:07,126 20 dollar make you holler. 1083 00:46:09,561 --> 00:46:10,926 Hey. 1084 00:46:10,927 --> 00:46:13,124 - Hey. - Can we talk to you for a sec? 1085 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:14,693 Does no one use a fucking phone anymore? 1086 00:46:14,694 --> 00:46:15,961 Honey, he's gonna close in five minutes. 1087 00:46:15,962 --> 00:46:17,527 Yes, I'm going! 1088 00:46:17,528 --> 00:46:19,225 I'm going! I got to run an errand. 1089 00:46:19,226 --> 00:46:21,392 You want to talk, we got to walk. 1090 00:46:21,393 --> 00:46:22,892 Well, how far are you going? 1091 00:46:22,893 --> 00:46:24,894 I-- I've got a ticking time bomb on my ankle. 1092 00:46:24,895 --> 00:46:27,393 Just across the alley. 1093 00:46:27,394 --> 00:46:28,792 What you want to talk about? 1094 00:46:28,793 --> 00:46:30,291 Can you get Ian to see that doctor 1095 00:46:30,292 --> 00:46:32,425 - I told you about? - He's not sick anymore. 1096 00:46:32,426 --> 00:46:33,926 - But he will be. - You don't know that. 1097 00:46:33,927 --> 00:46:35,725 If he's anything like our mother, we do. 1098 00:46:35,726 --> 00:46:37,425 What's this fucking shrink gonna do to him anyway? 1099 00:46:37,426 --> 00:46:38,594 Mental health assessment. 1100 00:46:38,595 --> 00:46:39,892 Prescribe him some meds. 1101 00:46:39,893 --> 00:46:40,959 Yeah, see, you said that before. 1102 00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:42,559 That's the fucked up part. 1103 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,792 Why are we giving him meds if he's not sick? 1104 00:46:43,793 --> 00:46:45,392 It helps the mania not be so crazy. 1105 00:46:45,393 --> 00:46:47,595 Yeah, and he won't be depressed as long. 1106 00:46:47,596 --> 00:46:48,859 Like last time? 1107 00:46:48,860 --> 00:46:50,460 All right, hold up. Hold up. 1108 00:46:50,461 --> 00:46:52,961 Stay here, all right? 1109 00:46:55,026 --> 00:46:56,493 Yo, brown ass. 1110 00:46:56,494 --> 00:46:58,528 - Oh, shit. - "Oh, shit," is right. 1111 00:46:58,529 --> 00:47:00,493 You like hitting girls, huh? 1112 00:47:00,494 --> 00:47:01,961 - Come here. - [Whack] 1113 00:47:01,962 --> 00:47:03,861 Uhh! What the-- Ugh! 1114 00:47:07,528 --> 00:47:09,292 - [Grunting] - Curry says what? 1115 00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:11,493 - This is his errand? - Stop it! 1116 00:47:20,093 --> 00:47:23,359 You ever hit one of my girls again, 1117 00:47:23,360 --> 00:47:26,960 I'm not gonna go so easy on you, do you hear me? 1118 00:47:26,961 --> 00:47:28,527 Yes. 1119 00:47:28,528 --> 00:47:31,627 Good. 1120 00:47:31,628 --> 00:47:32,826 Hey! 1121 00:47:32,827 --> 00:47:34,527 Mrs. Patel, 1122 00:47:34,528 --> 00:47:37,026 can you jerk your fucking husband off once in a while 1123 00:47:37,027 --> 00:47:40,827 so he doesn't come back to my Rub 'n' Tug ever again? 1124 00:47:44,860 --> 00:47:47,024 All right, let's say he gets, like, depressed, or manic, 1125 00:47:47,025 --> 00:47:48,658 or whatever the fuck, how do we know it's not 1126 00:47:48,659 --> 00:47:49,858 just from living in this shithole ghetto? 1127 00:47:49,859 --> 00:47:52,091 - He has signs of bipolar. - Like? 1128 00:47:52,092 --> 00:47:53,658 Recklessness, impulsiveness. 1129 00:47:53,659 --> 00:47:55,492 Fast-talking, barely sleeping. 1130 00:47:55,493 --> 00:47:56,526 Hyper sexuality. 1131 00:47:56,527 --> 00:47:58,091 Hyper se-- You mean horny? 1132 00:47:58,092 --> 00:48:00,394 What 17-year-old gay kid isn't horny? 1133 00:48:01,727 --> 00:48:03,727 Kev? 1134 00:48:06,061 --> 00:48:08,061 Kevin? 1135 00:48:15,528 --> 00:48:17,494 You awake? 1136 00:48:25,660 --> 00:48:28,426 [Mellow rock music] 1137 00:48:28,427 --> 00:48:35,527 ♪ ♪ 1138 00:48:53,595 --> 00:48:54,859 Ow. 1139 00:48:54,860 --> 00:49:02,860 ♪ ♪ 1140 00:49:16,026 --> 00:49:19,092 [Whistle] 1141 00:49:19,093 --> 00:49:23,193 Yo, Gallagher, you up there? 1142 00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:26,494 We got chronic. 1143 00:49:28,695 --> 00:49:30,695 Get your ass down here. 1144 00:49:32,327 --> 00:49:37,694 - Ah, he's not home. - Let's get out of here. 1145 00:49:37,695 --> 00:49:40,726 - Ow! - [Laughing] 1146 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:41,140 ♪ ♪ 1147 00:49:41,141 --> 00:49:44,867 _ 1148 00:50:08,327 --> 00:50:11,827 Hey, you awake? 1149 00:50:15,061 --> 00:50:16,760 I am now. 1150 00:50:19,461 --> 00:50:23,926 - I can't sleep. - [Chuckling] 1151 00:50:23,927 --> 00:50:28,125 Again? 1152 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:29,594 - Whoa. - Why? 1153 00:50:29,595 --> 00:50:31,593 You got a problem with that? Huh? 1154 00:50:31,594 --> 00:50:34,091 No, I don't need to now and not at all 1155 00:50:34,092 --> 00:50:35,327 'cause you're so tough-- 1156 00:50:35,328 --> 00:50:36,560 Come here. 1157 00:50:36,561 --> 00:50:38,627 Wake up. Wake up. [Laughing] 1158 00:50:38,628 --> 00:50:40,093 You dog, you're going down. 1159 00:50:40,094 --> 00:50:42,326 You are going down, army. 1160 00:50:42,327 --> 00:50:44,628 Come here, army. 1161 00:50:45,628 --> 00:50:47,091 I wanted him to fail. 1162 00:50:47,092 --> 00:50:49,126 - I thought he'd be overwhelmed. - And? 1163 00:50:49,127 --> 00:50:51,560 Jackass is a better mom than me. 1164 00:50:51,561 --> 00:50:53,227 [Phone chimes] 1165 00:50:57,305 --> 00:50:59,390 _ 1166 00:51:01,794 --> 00:51:04,659 Who's that? 1167 00:51:04,660 --> 00:51:06,560 Nobody. 1168 00:51:06,561 --> 00:51:08,327 You know what we should do? 1169 00:51:08,328 --> 00:51:09,826 Pool party! 1170 00:51:09,827 --> 00:51:10,825 What's going on? 1171 00:51:10,826 --> 00:51:12,325 Go tell your brothers. 1172 00:51:12,326 --> 00:51:14,727 We're gonna party up Gallagher style. 1173 00:51:14,728 --> 00:51:16,192 Hey, it's me. 1174 00:51:16,193 --> 00:51:17,695 Pool's ready. Bring Will over. 1175 00:51:23,494 --> 00:51:25,025 What time is it now? 1176 00:51:25,026 --> 00:51:27,460 It's 12:03 AM. 1177 00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:29,026 So it's technically tomorrow. 1178 00:51:29,027 --> 00:51:30,393 Yeah, uh-huh. 1179 00:51:30,394 --> 00:51:33,960 My quota resets. 1180 00:51:33,961 --> 00:51:37,560 We can drink. 1181 00:51:37,561 --> 00:51:41,193 Frank's Milk Of The Gods. 1182 00:51:53,227 --> 00:51:55,594 [Burping] 1183 00:51:55,595 --> 00:51:58,026 [Coughing] 1184 00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:10,127 [Mumbling] 1185 00:52:30,427 --> 00:52:34,627 Oh, Jesus. [Coughing] 1186 00:52:36,894 --> 00:52:38,759 All right, Carl, get him! 1187 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:41,293 I've got a day full of rage inside of me. 1188 00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:43,527 - Get her now! - Take him down. 1189 00:52:43,528 --> 00:52:46,628 - Go get him, Debs, get him! - All you all must die! 1190 00:52:46,629 --> 00:52:47,926 [Screaming] 1191 00:52:47,927 --> 00:52:50,125 - Oh, yeah. - [Laughing] 1192 00:52:50,126 --> 00:52:52,758 - Oh, hey, now. - You guys are cheaters. 1193 00:52:52,759 --> 00:52:54,460 Look who's a sore sport. 1194 00:52:54,461 --> 00:52:56,125 Look who's madly in love. 1195 00:52:56,126 --> 00:52:57,594 You got room for one more? 1196 00:52:57,595 --> 00:52:59,259 All: Ian! 1197 00:52:59,260 --> 00:53:01,993 - I got your text. - Where's Mickey? 1198 00:53:01,994 --> 00:53:03,694 I wore him out. 1199 00:53:03,695 --> 00:53:05,658 All right, come on, it's our turn in the pool. 1200 00:53:05,659 --> 00:53:08,660 - Let's go, Will. Are you ready? - Go, Liam, go. 1201 00:53:08,661 --> 00:53:09,826 Okay, Will. 1202 00:53:09,827 --> 00:53:14,793 - Come on. - Liam. 1203 00:53:14,794 --> 00:53:16,593 All right, Liam, you're going down. 1204 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,261 Hey, shut up down there! 1205 00:53:18,262 --> 00:53:21,419 Oh, you shut up! It's summer! 1206 00:53:24,054 --> 00:53:26,060 [Vocalizing] 1207 00:53:26,461 --> 00:53:29,060 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 1208 00:53:29,061 --> 00:53:31,594 ♪ hey, yeah, yeah ♪ 1209 00:53:31,595 --> 00:53:32,627 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 1210 00:53:32,628 --> 00:53:33,628 ♪ uh-huh hey ♪ 1211 00:53:37,193 --> 00:53:39,126 Ow. 1212 00:53:40,628 --> 00:53:42,259 The fuck? 1213 00:53:42,260 --> 00:53:45,226 Woman: Please, don't move. 1214 00:53:45,227 --> 00:53:46,493 Huh? 1215 00:53:46,494 --> 00:53:48,192 Where are my clothes? 1216 00:53:48,193 --> 00:53:50,125 We found you like this. 1217 00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:54,025 Came out to draw the summer flowers, found you instead. 1218 00:53:54,026 --> 00:53:55,226 Oh, Jesus. 1219 00:53:55,227 --> 00:53:59,025 Your body, it is so beautiful. 1220 00:53:59,026 --> 00:54:00,326 You're perfect. 1221 00:54:00,327 --> 00:54:03,259 [Rock music] 1222 00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:05,292 ♪ ♪ 1223 00:54:05,293 --> 00:54:07,160 ♪ gonna gonna make you feel good ♪ 1224 00:54:07,161 --> 00:54:09,259 ♪ good, good ♪ 1225 00:54:09,260 --> 00:54:12,427 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 1226 00:54:12,428 --> 00:54:14,259 ♪ hey, uh-huh ♪ 1227 00:54:14,260 --> 00:54:16,159 ♪ feel good ♪ 1228 00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,659 [Vocalizing] 1229 00:54:18,660 --> 00:54:21,359 ♪ feel good ♪ 1230 00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,025 ♪ all right ♪ 1231 00:54:23,026 --> 00:54:25,026 ♪ make you feel make you feel good ♪ 1232 00:54:25,027 --> 00:54:28,627 ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1233 00:54:28,628 --> 00:54:31,865 ♪ feel good yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1234 00:54:31,866 --> 00:54:33,345 ♪ all right ♪ 1235 00:54:33,346 --> 00:54:34,346 ♪ make you feel good, uh-huh ♪ 1236 00:54:34,347 --> 00:54:36,874 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 85905

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