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Fancy meeting you here, Kyran.
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Hello, Durkon.
Been a while.
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Oh, just a few thousand years.
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- I've waited much longer.
- As have I.
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Nice.
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A bit quiet for my taste.
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I can't tell if this is before
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or after the fall of the humans.
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What does it matter?
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Well...
I suppose it doesn't.
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Hey now,
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does that mean there's
no time for tea?
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Let's just get this
over with, Durkon.
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If I didn't know you any better,
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I'd say that's fear
I see in your eyes.
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You don't know me at all.
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After all these years,
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all these battles we've
waged against each other...
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that hurts my feelings.
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I'm gonna hurt a lot
more than that, Durkon.
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From whence he came,
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so shall he be gone!
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No!
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That was a close one.
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Granada.
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How are you, Kyran?
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I'm better now that you're here.
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Indeed.
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Lucky for you,
it's a bit windy out.
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I just slipped, that's all.
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That's all.
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I thought I taught you
better than that, Kyran!
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It's not as if man's entire
destiny is on the line!
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Listen, it's not a big deal.
I'm just a little rusty.
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Rusty indeed.
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You really know how to
make a guy feel better.
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I'm not here to make
you feel better, Kyran.
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I'm here to make you better.
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To ensure that
the future of our world
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falls into the right hands.
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Not bad.
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Maybe you do still have it.
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How about a little...
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tune up?
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If you say so, my lady.
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Ha.
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But how can I best him
when he knows my every move?
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You must not shy away
from this familiarity
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with your opponent
and his familiarity with you.
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You must go further in.
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You must enter his soul
and become one with him
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if you wish to
become victorious.
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Ah!
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For the road to victory
will not be paved
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with the mind,
but only through the heart.
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Unless we can learn to quiet
the mind and embrace the soul,
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we will rage in battle
for all eternity.
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I know I'm your student but,
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why after all these years have
you not given me a chance?
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Because you are a little boy.
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You could teach me.
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I've taught you enough, Kyran.
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Finally!
Finally, I'm ready!
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Very well then.
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It's time.
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I will be...
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victorious.
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Okay. Watch and learn,
my offspring.
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It's all in the wrist.
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It's all...
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in...
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Door! Get to the door! Come on!
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Hey! Hang on, Pops.
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Honey!
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Honey! Honey!
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Yes!
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Cable TV!
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Ah, it's been so long,
my old friend.
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Glad to see you before
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the goddamn internet kills
you off for good, eh?
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It's coming.
I'm tellin' ya.
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Your days are numbered,
my sweet, sweet friend.
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And the winner
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of the Great Outdoors
Survival Competition is...
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Caroline.
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Congratulations, Caroline.
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- Thank you for watching...
- Dumbass!
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Look how excited you are
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to be the last one standing.
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Yeah, that's gonna
make you happy.
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Can be a champion,
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win a million dollars,
get to do whatever you want,
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whenever you want, eh?
Sure, I get it.
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Sounds awesome!
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Just imagine what it's
like when your competitor
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just disappears on you.
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Just never shows the fuck up,
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even when the fucking
lightning strikes and shit!
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Yeah.
There's no one to fight,
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or compete with,
or anything, it's just you,
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you, alone, with yourself,
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and your fucking million bucks
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and these weird-ass clothes!
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Think about that shit!
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Okay.
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Absolutely... nothing.
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From whence he came,
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so shall he be gone.
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What the hell happened to you?
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Oh.
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Uh, nothing.
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Whole lotta nothing.
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You do realize I could
kill you right now, right?
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Yep. Crossed my mind.
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Really?
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Really, after all this time?
This is how we're gonna end it?
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What, do you...
Do you want a kiss or?
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Listen,
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you wanna kill me?
Come and get it.
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Put that away.
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I'm gonna get some water,
and you get yourself together,
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and when I come back, let's...
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do battle.
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Hey, stop it.
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Come on. Come on,
drink this.
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- You're welcome.
- Thank you.
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It's okay, you take a second.
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I can wait.
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- Oh.
- Nice one.
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Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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This is it?
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This is the place?
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You had the dream, too, eh?
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Final battle.
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Right here in this room.
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Well I knew
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when I first got here.
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You'll notice that
no matter when we are,
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it always smells the same?
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I never thought of that.
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Wait, do you...?
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Do you think that we've been
fighting in this same place
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this whole time?
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Huh?
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1,384 battles...
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all... right here.
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It's kind of the end of an era
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when you think
about it that way.
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What the hell do
you care anyway?
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Are you, like, mad
at me or something?
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Well, you are my
sworn mortal enemy,
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and we have been battling
for an eternity, so, you know.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know, but, like,
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beyond, like...
I mean, I don't...
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You seem off.
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I'm fine, okay?
Let's just get this over with.
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No, no, no, no, no...
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If you got something
to say to me,
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say it.
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It's, it's just...
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It's just
too hard, okay? So,
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I-I-I'd rather just kill you.
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Go figure. I mean, some
people really don't change.
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Yeah, well,
I suppose they don't.
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You know, it didn't
have to be like this.
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- I mean, we could've...
- We could've what?
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Forget it.
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Oh, sure, sure, sure.
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You don't show up for
fucking thousands of years.
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- Why should I expect
anything of you?
- Me?
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Yes! You! I've been
fucking waiting around
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for fuckin' ever,
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just, just thinking
and thinking about...
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things.
I don't like thinking.
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And that's my fault?
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Yes! Yes, it is!
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Because if you weren't so...
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fucking evil,
we could just, you know,
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we coulda... saved
the world or something,
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but instead, we wasted
all this fuckin' time,
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battlin' and fightin' and...
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Motherfucker!
How am I the bad guy?!
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You're the one who's been
trying to destroy me!
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You-you fucking asshole!
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Ah!
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Trying to be first man.
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All about you
and your fuckin' ego!
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I wish I didn't have
to do it all alone,
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but I'm the only option!
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All you wanna do
is murder and kill.
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Your nickname is literally
Kyran the Killer!
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Fuck you, man!
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There won't be a next time.
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But, we blew it.
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We blew it.
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Alas...
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this...
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is...
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good...
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Granada.
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You know her?
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How do you know her?
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Boys...
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Listen to me.
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You must not shy away
from this familiarity
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with your opponent
and his familiarity with you.
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Familiarity?
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You must enter his soul
and become one with him
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if you wish to
become victorious.
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For the road to victory will
not be paved with the mind,
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but only through the heart.
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Unless we can learn to quiet
the mind and embrace the soul,
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we will rage in battle
for all eternity.
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- Mom?
- Mother?
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Hello, my sweet boys.
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Does that mean we're...
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Why didn't you tell us?
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You used to know,
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a long time ago.
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You've been fighting
for so long,
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- I think you simply just...
- Forgot.
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Why'd you let us
take it this far?
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A mother can only do so much.
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She gives what she can,
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and she hopes her children
turn toward each other.
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That's all we can do.
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Kyran.
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Look.
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We should turn...
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Towards...
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Each other.
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I'm gonna be the first man.
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No, I'm gonna be the first man.
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One wrong move, and you're dead.
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I know your every move.
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From whence he came,
so shall he be gone.
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- Hi, Abby.
- Bruce! Are you ready to go?
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I don't understand.
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Don't you remember?
Babby!
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She's still in there.
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Bruce, what the fuck is this?
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When your hero dies,
they're dead forever.
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But I've found a way
to bring Babby back.
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This is all a game.
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I will be...
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victorious.
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So, Julian Wass
and I teamed up and said,
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"What if we tried to make
a truly epic...
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battling...
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time-traveling...
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musical episode,
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that is an homage to movies
like The Highlander
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and The Terminator.
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When we sat down with
the whole crew
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after they read the script,
who were admittedly
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kind of confused as to what
the tone of it is,
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you know, what we said was,
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This episode is ridiculous,
and is over the top,
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and it is a farce and a parody,
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but that doesn't mean
we don't take it
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absolutely seriously.
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So, Julian and I got together,
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and you know, all of a sudden
we hire these Broadway actors
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and singers, and it just
turns into a thing
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and it's probably the most fun
thing we do on Room 104.
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It's all... in...
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Get the door, get the door.
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Hang on, Pops.
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Honey! Honey!
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