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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,699 (THE WORLD DON'T NEED ANOTHER LOVER PLAYING) 4 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:35,636 * The world don't need another lover 5 00:00:40,641 --> 00:00:44,212 * The world don't need another lover 6 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:53,554 * I've had a pocketful of love in my time 7 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,823 * But the best of all's you 8 00:00:57,925 --> 00:01:02,130 * I guess we perfected the emotional thing 9 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,567 * Just we two 10 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:10,938 * I searched all over for the permanent one 11 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,241 * And then I found you 12 00:01:15,376 --> 00:01:20,548 * 'Cause no one's better when the lights go down 13 00:01:20,614 --> 00:01:22,716 * And there's just we two 14 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:26,687 * The world don't need another lover 15 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:32,693 * Now it's got you, now it's got me 16 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:36,897 * The world don't need another lover 17 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:40,601 * 'Cause our love's more than the whole world needs 18 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:44,738 * Girl, our love's invincible 19 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:48,276 * I'm so proud with your hand in my hand 20 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:53,247 * Catch a wind and fly away 21 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:57,151 * We're on a one-way trip to wonderland 22 00:02:15,236 --> 00:02:19,407 * Girl, our love's invincible 23 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,976 * I'm so proud with your hand in my hand 24 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:27,815 * Catch a wind and fly away 25 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:31,919 * We're on a one-way trip to wonderland 26 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:37,658 * The world don't need another lover 27 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:41,862 * Now it's got you, now it's got me 28 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:46,099 * The world don't need another lover 29 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:50,571 * 'Cause our love's more than this whole world needs 30 00:02:50,638 --> 00:02:55,409 * The world don't need another lover * 31 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:58,812 (WHAT I AM PLAYING) 32 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,923 * I'm not aware of too many things 33 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:12,793 * I know what I know if you know what I mean 34 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:20,734 * I'm not aware of too many things 35 00:03:20,801 --> 00:03:23,737 * I know what I know if you know what I mean * 36 00:03:26,173 --> 00:03:27,875 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 37 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,510 Jenny? 38 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:31,211 (KNOCKING) 39 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:32,813 (GUYS CHEERING) 40 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,650 That's great. 41 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,852 Jenny's going to come any second! 42 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,654 Hey, how you doing? 43 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,193 Yeah, I was just going to spend the night alone 44 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:47,695 with Jenny tonight, you know. 45 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:49,863 Fuck you. I'm not pussy whipped. 46 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:50,964 Party time! 47 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,199 Maybe one beer, that's it. 48 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:53,934 (CHEERING) 49 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,736 (WILD WILD WEST PLAYING) 50 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:56,870 The party starts! 51 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,272 (CHEERING) 52 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:00,774 Shit. 53 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,543 You know... Hey, I cleaned earlier? 54 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:03,844 Yeah. Thank you. 55 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,546 * Dance to the beat that we love best 56 00:04:05,613 --> 00:04:07,047 * Heading for the 90s 57 00:04:07,114 --> 00:04:09,850 * Living in the wild wild west 58 00:04:11,285 --> 00:04:13,387 * The wild wild west 59 00:04:15,789 --> 00:04:19,159 * Mandy's in the back room handing out valium 60 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:22,930 * Sheriff's on the airwaves talking to the DJ's 61 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:25,733 * 47 heartbeats beating like a drum 62 00:04:25,799 --> 00:04:27,968 * Got to live it up, live it up 63 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:30,371 * Ronnie's got a new gun 64 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:32,340 * The wild wild west 65 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,143 Jenny... 66 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:40,247 Some of the guys dropped by. 67 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:42,316 Hug me? 68 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,217 Will you? 69 00:04:49,923 --> 00:04:51,559 The party's over! 70 00:05:04,271 --> 00:05:06,006 What's the matter, no dick? Huh? 71 00:05:06,073 --> 00:05:07,841 Jenny throw you out? 72 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:11,278 Uh! No. 73 00:05:11,345 --> 00:05:14,948 Yeah, well, tell her I'm available, huh? 74 00:05:15,015 --> 00:05:16,384 Why don't you go home, Jory? 75 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,419 You gonna make me? 76 00:05:18,486 --> 00:05:19,553 Hey! 77 00:05:20,588 --> 00:05:22,790 Goddamn! He's sick! 78 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:25,325 Come on, Jenny, open up! 79 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:27,361 Come on, Jen, my dad's coming. 80 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:29,863 Look, at least let me get my stuff. 81 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:31,131 You're packed. 82 00:05:31,198 --> 00:05:32,466 I'm what? 83 00:05:34,134 --> 00:05:35,869 You... 84 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:38,772 Look, Jenny, I... I know it's hard to explain, but... 85 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:39,973 Seems simple to me. 86 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:41,341 It's our last night before break, 87 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,543 you'd rather spend it throwing up 88 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:43,944 with a bunch of your beer buddies. 89 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,012 I get the hint, Randy. 90 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,346 No, no. I wasn't... 91 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:47,681 Okay, you're pissed. 92 00:05:47,748 --> 00:05:48,782 No, I'm not. 93 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,183 I am not. 94 00:05:50,250 --> 00:05:52,085 You know, I should thank you. 95 00:05:52,152 --> 00:05:55,623 You finally made it very clear to me where I stand. 96 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,190 Jenny... 97 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,026 I don't want to break up with you. 98 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,328 Look, I got you a present. 99 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:02,630 Well, I know the wrapping's 100 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,197 a little bit... Primitive, 101 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:07,200 but it's nice. Go ahead, open it. 102 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:09,302 I'll open it. I'll open it. 103 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,441 There. What do you think? 104 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:14,542 A football jersey? 105 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,810 Yeah, looks great, doesn't it? 106 00:06:19,747 --> 00:06:22,215 Jenny, I wanted to be with you last night. 107 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:23,350 The guys, 108 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,052 they just pushed their way in and... And... 109 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,755 Then why didn't you stand up for yourself? 110 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,190 And why don't you ever stand up for me? 111 00:06:30,257 --> 00:06:31,258 Well, I do. 112 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:32,359 Yeah? 113 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:33,427 Yeah. 114 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:35,028 Like you do with your parents? 115 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,196 What? What do you mean? 116 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,398 You hide me from your parents, Randy. 117 00:06:38,466 --> 00:06:41,101 You told them your roommate's name was Vic. 118 00:06:41,168 --> 00:06:42,302 (SIGHS) 119 00:06:42,369 --> 00:06:43,537 Randy, you did! 120 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:45,906 Jenny, look, my dad is gonna be pissed 121 00:06:45,973 --> 00:06:47,040 when he sees my grades. 122 00:06:47,107 --> 00:06:48,442 Now is not a good time 123 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,110 to tell him that I'm living with a girl. 124 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:52,813 So, I... I'm just supposed to be your secret little boy toy? 125 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,648 Jenny, you're not my boy toy. 126 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:56,016 I'm gonna tell him. 127 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,317 When? 128 00:06:57,384 --> 00:06:59,186 As soon as I see him. 129 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:02,389 Yeah? 130 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,724 Yeah. 131 00:07:03,791 --> 00:07:04,992 Really? 132 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:07,294 Really. 133 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,476 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 134 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:23,677 (DOOR OPENS) 135 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:25,212 Son, sorry I'm a little late, 136 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,147 but the traffic was terrible out there. 137 00:07:27,214 --> 00:07:29,216 You ready to go? It's really good to... 138 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,851 Dad! Dad... 139 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,019 See you. 140 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:33,220 Good to see you. 141 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,354 You look great. How you been? God... 142 00:07:34,421 --> 00:07:37,257 Oh, excuse me. I'm, um, Randy's dad. 143 00:07:37,324 --> 00:07:38,458 Nice to meet you. 144 00:07:38,526 --> 00:07:40,561 So tell. What's going on? 145 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:42,195 So, where's Vic? 146 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,296 Vic? 147 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:44,431 Your roommate. We were going to take him home. 148 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,566 Right, Vic! You just missed him. 149 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,667 His dad was here. 150 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,502 No, you missed him. 151 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,571 Oh, nice meeting you! 152 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,405 (WHISPERS) I'll call you, Jenny. 153 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,175 Whoa, hey, okay... Yeah... 154 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:57,244 Who... Who was that? 155 00:07:57,310 --> 00:07:59,780 What? Oh! She's my bio tutor. 156 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,350 She thought she left a book here. 157 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:05,553 I think I better give you a hand. 158 00:08:05,619 --> 00:08:07,087 No, no! That's not... 159 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,822 Okay, yeah. Mmm-hmm. 160 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,493 (MUSIC BLARING ON STEREO) 161 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:16,163 Your mom would have come, but she had a final today. 162 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,165 Final? Final for what? 163 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,133 She's taking a landscape architecture class. 164 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,234 Oh. 165 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:22,670 She's doing real well too. 166 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,371 That's good, Dad. 167 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:27,140 Hey, you got a problem? 168 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:29,877 No, a bad latch, Dad. Bad latch. 169 00:08:29,943 --> 00:08:31,144 So, how did you do? 170 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,479 Do? 171 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:34,447 Grades, Son. How were the grades? 172 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:35,716 Oh, well, Dad. 173 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:38,418 That's kind of a, um, subjective thing. 174 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,290 Subjective, huh? 175 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:44,491 F in geometry. 176 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:47,327 Now, what the hell's so subjective about that? 177 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:50,463 See, everybody flunks that the first time, Dad. 178 00:08:51,398 --> 00:08:52,566 Hmm... 179 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,534 And, uh, this D here, what's that for? 180 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,671 That teacher hates my guts, Dad. 181 00:08:57,738 --> 00:08:59,873 And these "Incs"? 182 00:08:59,940 --> 00:09:00,974 What are these "Incs"? 183 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:02,275 What does this mean? 184 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,443 Oh, incomplete. 185 00:09:03,510 --> 00:09:05,613 It's cool. I can make it up. 186 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:11,685 Look, Dad, I tried to study. I really did, 187 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,821 but things came up. 188 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,388 Look, I'm sorry about school. 189 00:09:15,455 --> 00:09:16,556 I won't do it again. 190 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:17,691 Damn right you won't do it again 191 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:18,992 'cause I'm not sending you back there! 192 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,060 Dad! Joe! 193 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,829 No more free ride! 194 00:09:21,895 --> 00:09:23,196 Oh, Joe, we agreed we wanted him to have the opportunities 195 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,632 that we never had! 196 00:09:24,698 --> 00:09:26,266 He'll be the first Bodek to graduate from college. 197 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,568 Diane, they don't let people who look like that graduate. 198 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:30,871 Now, honey, I really don't think I'm out of line here. 199 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,539 He's been in that school, what, two years? 200 00:09:32,606 --> 00:09:35,275 He does not have a clue what he's doing there! 201 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,945 He can't even declare a... What do you call it? 202 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:39,179 Major. 203 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,948 Major! That's right, and I'll be damned 204 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:43,083 if I'm gonna keep throwing good money after bad money, 205 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:46,053 while he stands around looking like this! 206 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:47,955 Oh, that's great! 207 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:49,456 Don't think this changes a thing! 208 00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:51,258 Don't send me back! 209 00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:54,427 Well, I mean, look... 210 00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:58,431 I mean, you're right. 211 00:09:58,498 --> 00:09:59,599 Okay? 212 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:04,137 I don't know what I'm doing in school. 213 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,939 So I don't go back. 214 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,410 Well, I'll start my real life. 215 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,946 How bad could it be? 216 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,348 Yeah, what kind of cheese you want on that? 217 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,684 BOY 1: Extra gooey. 218 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,551 BOY 2: No, extra tangy. 219 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,887 Tangy... 220 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,488 Gooey. 221 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,125 Right. Yes... 222 00:10:26,226 --> 00:10:27,594 Twenty-two. 223 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,332 I gotta get back to school. 224 00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:34,401 Man, it's a summer job. What did you expect? 225 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,770 Yeah, right. It's a summer job for you. 226 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:38,605 This is life for me. 227 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,608 $4.80 an hour. 228 00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,576 You know, people who swim here from Mexico make more than that? 229 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,312 Yeah, well, we pay Juan $5.10. 230 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:46,413 (CLANGING POTS) 231 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,448 He's got more experience. 232 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:52,019 I gotta get some training in something. 233 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,453 Hey, I wanna work triple shifts. 234 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,322 I need to make nine grand by September. 235 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:56,990 Oh, nine grand? Okay, let's see. 236 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,458 $4.80 an hour, 237 00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:00,728 16 hour days, two and a half months, 238 00:11:00,794 --> 00:11:02,129 no spending money. 239 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,430 We're looking at about, 240 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,933 ooh, half of what you need. 241 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:09,903 I think you just better start enjoying the one perk we got here. 242 00:11:10,771 --> 00:11:12,239 Hi, girls. Hi. 243 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,842 Can I help you? 244 00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,710 Oh, we're thinking... 245 00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,215 Oh, we'd like a large Italian. 246 00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:24,785 (GIGGLING) What? 247 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,520 A large, um, vegetarian, and, uh... 248 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,556 And two diet cokes. No ice. 249 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:31,358 No ice. 250 00:11:31,424 --> 00:11:32,793 Well, here's your number. 251 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,162 Number 16 will be back with you in just a moment. 252 00:11:35,228 --> 00:11:37,630 Tell me, tell me, who is that guy? 253 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,937 He's an exchange student from Italy. 254 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,173 Really? Oh, really. 255 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,977 Man, I can't believe they go for that Pepe Le Pew shit. 256 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:51,278 So cute. 257 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,647 Think he's taken? 258 00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,454 SAL: Damn, that shit works for you. 259 00:12:01,521 --> 00:12:02,923 Nah... 260 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,024 Yeah. 261 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,125 No, I'm not interested. 262 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,226 Oh, come on. 263 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,427 Yes. No. 264 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,329 This Jenny is 150 miles away. 265 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:12,132 She won't even return your phone calls. Give it up! 266 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,967 Look alive out here, will you? 267 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,668 See, you got a another delivery right here! 268 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:17,270 Oh! I caught a bad pepperoni. 269 00:12:17,337 --> 00:12:18,939 Such a wise guy. 270 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,708 Okay, Bodek. 271 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,776 You're up. Ooh! 272 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,111 Take off. 273 00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:34,922 (SIGHS) 274 00:12:58,311 --> 00:12:59,847 (TIRES SCREECHING) 275 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,181 (HONKING) 276 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:10,490 (GRUNTING) 277 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:24,671 (HUMMING) 278 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:42,522 Hi! 279 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,657 Can I help you? 280 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,326 Yeah, I'm Randy. 281 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,329 Robin. Hi. 282 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:51,531 What can I do for you? 283 00:13:51,598 --> 00:13:54,234 Well, I was wondering, um, uh... 284 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,470 You want to go out with me sometime? 285 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,605 What? 286 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,673 Well, you know, outside. 287 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,475 I was in the van. 288 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:05,378 I smiled. 289 00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,180 You smiled. 290 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:10,350 Wait a minute, the guy in the van had a mustache. 291 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,119 Right. 292 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,889 What happened, I... 293 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:17,857 See, I wear this for my job. 294 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,159 (LAUGHS) 295 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,593 Oh, my god. 296 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,363 You're just a boy. 297 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:27,367 I'm sorry, I... I don't date boys. 298 00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:48,121 For what it's worth, I think she's made a big mistake. 299 00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:52,492 Took a lot of nerve to go up to a complete stranger like that 300 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,161 and ask her out. 301 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,763 I admire that. 302 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,566 Thanks. 303 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,369 I have to go kill myself now. Excuse me. 304 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,637 Ah, don't take it so personally. 305 00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:07,674 You know, some women just have limited perspective, that's all. 306 00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,110 She didn't even give me a chance to talk to her. 307 00:15:10,177 --> 00:15:12,779 It was like I was younger, so forget it. 308 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,681 Well, I know that was unfair. 309 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:15,915 Yeah. 310 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:16,950 You know, I've never met a man 311 00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:19,953 who shied away from 20-year-old girls. 312 00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,354 I don't see the difference. 313 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:24,791 A few years, it's no big deal. 314 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,227 She's just kind of bitchy, that's all. 315 00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,162 Do you like clothes? 316 00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:30,563 Yes. Yeah. 317 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:31,864 Come on. 318 00:15:33,633 --> 00:15:34,867 Here. Oh. 319 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,238 Oh, excuse me. 320 00:15:38,305 --> 00:15:39,339 Ooh... 321 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,540 It's okay. Did that hurt? 322 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,741 No, I'm hard-headed. 323 00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:43,143 Oh, dear. Here. 324 00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:45,178 Now wait, look. 325 00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:47,947 This... These pads are very important, you see, in this jacket. 326 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,049 All right. 327 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,250 You see? Yeah. 328 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,619 Now, it should be. Hmm! Yeah. 329 00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:55,155 There we are. Now... 330 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,629 Okay, hold on. 331 00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,933 (CLEARS THROAT) 332 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,103 Oh... 333 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,706 Oh, that looks wonderful. 334 00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,975 Think so? No, that's it. 335 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,544 Think that's okay? 336 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:18,545 No, I think a little bit like this. 337 00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:20,247 Oh, like that? There, you see? 338 00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,715 This should be like that. 339 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:25,085 Oh, you look wonderful. 340 00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,387 You look good enough to go and have some cappuccino. 341 00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:28,655 Cappuccino? 342 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,491 Would you like to have some cappuccino? 343 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:33,460 Me? 344 00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,762 Don't worry, I'm not going to bite you. 345 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:38,031 Not over coffee, anyway. 346 00:16:38,098 --> 00:16:40,133 Are you... Are you sure? 347 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,104 Okay. Yeah, okay. 348 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,273 Oh, shit! I'm in a red zone! 349 00:16:48,441 --> 00:16:49,609 Look, I really... 350 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,279 See, I wanna, but I gotta get back to work. 351 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:54,447 See, I'm the only driver right now. 352 00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,450 Thanks. Will I... Would you... 353 00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,786 Okay, well, bye. Nice meeting you. 354 00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,920 Bye. 355 00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:04,491 Hey, wait! I'll move it! I'll move it! 356 00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:05,858 Please, stop! 357 00:17:05,925 --> 00:17:07,194 (HUMMING) 358 00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:13,133 I had a letter to Penthouse staring me right in the face, 359 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:14,501 and I let it go. 360 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,803 I mean, this was an incredibly gorgeous woman. 361 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,871 Not a girl, Sal, a woman. 362 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,573 A Chanel Number 5 woman... 363 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,709 Bodek. Bodek. Yes? 364 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:24,577 You got a delivery here for Beverly Hills, 365 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,080 and the rest of these go to a stag party in Costa Mesa. 366 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:29,116 Ugh! Extra anchovies? 367 00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:30,483 Costa Mesa? 368 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,951 Why do they want it from here? 369 00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:34,421 All I know is they did. So move your tail. 370 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,423 We're here to serve. 371 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:38,825 (WALKIN' THE LINE PLAYING) 372 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,160 (HONKING) 373 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:48,335 * I walk the line 374 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:51,404 * I walk the line every day for you 375 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,109 Any luggage, sir? 376 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,611 Uh, no, pizza. 377 00:17:58,678 --> 00:17:59,746 Pizza... 378 00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:04,784 * If I don't get my way this time I'll die 379 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,720 * And that's no lie 380 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:08,855 Excuse me. 381 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,423 Uh-huh. 382 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:13,693 * Walk, walk, walk I keep on walkin' the line 383 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,930 * Run, run, run I'm runnin' outta my mind 384 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:21,468 * I need your love, I need your love tonight 385 00:18:21,534 --> 00:18:24,937 * Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme lovin' tonight 386 00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:26,339 * I need your lovin' 387 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:27,407 * Lovin' 388 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,309 * Lovin' * Lovin' 389 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,247 Oh! Excuse me. 390 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:39,552 * I keep on pushin' 391 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,422 * I keep on pushin' so hard for you * 392 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:43,956 Senor Pizza! 393 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,363 Come in. 394 00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,836 Can you put it on the table, please? 395 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:01,441 Hi. 396 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,912 Hi! 397 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,216 I hope you didn't leave your car parked in a red zone this time. 398 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,550 Uh... No. 399 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:13,486 Please, sit down. 400 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:15,288 Oh, yes, definitely. 401 00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:16,789 Oh, except, see, 402 00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:19,158 I got this big delivery to make. 403 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,362 In Costa Mesa? 404 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:34,541 (SNORING) 405 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,243 (PHONE RINGS) 406 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:39,512 Hello? 407 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,680 RANDY: Hi, Dad. 408 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:42,582 I'm at a friend's house, and I'm gonna... 409 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:44,284 I'm gonna spend the night, okay? 410 00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:47,220 What? Whose? 411 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,622 Uh, just a guy from work, Dad. 412 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,191 Huh? What? 413 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:54,327 What was that? 414 00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:55,595 Uh... What? 415 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,696 What was that? 416 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,465 Nothing. Randy? 417 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,667 Yeah, Dad, look, uh, 418 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:02,235 I'll see you in the morning, okay? 419 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,003 Yeah, sure, Son. 420 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,137 Ahh! 421 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,740 Ahh... 422 00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:08,908 Oh... 423 00:20:12,178 --> 00:20:15,248 Randy's going to be spending the night over at a friend's house. 424 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:17,517 Mmm-hmm, well, he's not going to come here. 425 00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,286 He's miserable here. 426 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,787 (SIGHS) 427 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:23,623 Diane, it's been over two weeks. 428 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,458 How long are you gonna keep this up? 429 00:20:25,525 --> 00:20:27,026 Joe, I don't know why you won't give him 430 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:29,962 one more chance at school. 431 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:33,199 He's had all the chances he's gonna get. 432 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,734 I think he's really sorry. 433 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:37,337 Doesn't look like he's slept in days. 434 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:39,972 So, Alex? 435 00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,375 Yes, Randy? 436 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,544 You work at Avedon? 437 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,813 I own Avedon, darling. 438 00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,517 Actually, I own all 11 stores. 439 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:51,651 Wow. 440 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,622 Does that bother you? 441 00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,223 No, not at all. 442 00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,361 I'm glad, 443 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:03,363 because it bothers some people. 444 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,498 Oh, like who? 445 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:08,701 Some men find it very wilting. 446 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,670 Mmm... Not me. 447 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,074 Can I ask you something? 448 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:16,443 Mmm-hmm. 449 00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,111 Now, you could just snap your fingers 450 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,213 and get any guy you wanted. 451 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,651 I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here. 452 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:26,753 I mean, you're just so... 453 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:30,823 I came into town for a few days, 454 00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:33,192 and when I saw you in the store, 455 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:38,398 I just thought you would be open. 456 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:40,700 Open? 457 00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:43,202 Yes, I felt you knew how to enjoy yourself. 458 00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:44,303 Oh. 459 00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:49,676 * I need your love I need your love tonight 460 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:53,079 * Gimme, gimme, gimme gimme love tonight 461 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,747 * I need your lovin' 462 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:55,882 * Lovin' 463 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,617 * Lovin' * Lovin' 464 00:21:57,684 --> 00:21:59,819 * Lovin', lovin' 465 00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,660 SAL: Seven times! RANDY: Yeah. 466 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:08,795 Oh! 467 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:11,398 Man, that is like wild boars or something. 468 00:22:11,464 --> 00:22:12,732 Oh, well... 469 00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:14,701 I mean, that wasn't all we did. 470 00:22:14,767 --> 00:22:16,369 We talked about stuff. 471 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,704 Yeah, right! 472 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:19,372 I mean, I don't believe this! 473 00:22:19,439 --> 00:22:21,974 I mean, I come on to every girl that walks, 474 00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,275 and they throw up. 475 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,311 You do absolutely nothing, 476 00:22:25,378 --> 00:22:28,515 and you get Miss take-me-from-behind on a trapeze... 477 00:22:28,581 --> 00:22:30,650 Oh, no, no, no, it was nothing like that. 478 00:22:30,717 --> 00:22:32,051 Oh, yeah, right. 479 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:35,254 So you think you're going to hear from her again? 480 00:22:36,255 --> 00:22:37,256 (GROANS) 481 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,525 Yeah. 482 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,763 (RINGS DOORBELL) 483 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,769 Hi. What can I do for you? 484 00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,604 I come to see Randy. 485 00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:54,140 Randy? Really? 486 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,477 There's somebody here to see you, Son. 487 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:58,711 Thanks. 488 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,046 Yeah? 489 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:01,514 Uh, this... 490 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,786 Oh... Excuse me. 491 00:23:08,421 --> 00:23:10,056 These are beautiful, no? 492 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,724 It make you look very handsome. 493 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:13,493 This is for me? Si. 494 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,096 It came to you at work, so I bring it myself here. 495 00:23:17,163 --> 00:23:18,164 Is that the fourth one 496 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,799 this week, Tony? 497 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,668 Ah, these American women. 498 00:23:21,734 --> 00:23:23,269 They're so cheap and easy. 499 00:23:23,335 --> 00:23:26,305 All they say is, "Yes, Tony, yes, Tony." 500 00:23:26,372 --> 00:23:29,141 You... You would rather have them say no? 501 00:23:29,208 --> 00:23:31,644 This I would respect. 502 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,447 Well, thanks a lot. 503 00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:35,615 Ciao. 504 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,453 So! 505 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:42,088 Who was that? 506 00:23:42,154 --> 00:23:44,390 Oh, uh, just a guy I work with. 507 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,125 The guy you were with last night? 508 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,360 Yeah. Yeah. 509 00:23:48,427 --> 00:23:50,630 What's the story with the coat, here? 510 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,398 Oh, he outgrew it 511 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,467 and thought I might like it. 512 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,736 Looks brand new to me. 513 00:23:56,803 --> 00:23:59,105 Oh, well, see, what happened was... 514 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,040 (LAUGHS) 515 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:03,776 What happened was that he bought it on sale, 516 00:24:03,843 --> 00:24:05,478 and it was the wrong size. 517 00:24:05,545 --> 00:24:06,613 (PHONE RINGS) 518 00:24:06,679 --> 00:24:08,380 Oh, I'll get it. 519 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,049 You dropped a... 520 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:14,186 Hello? 521 00:24:14,253 --> 00:24:15,888 Hi, it's me. Sal, what's up? 522 00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,357 Listen, I just took a delivery order. 523 00:24:18,424 --> 00:24:22,529 Some woman asked for a large Pizza Loco with extra anchovies, 524 00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,130 and she wanted you personally. 525 00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:25,197 No! 526 00:24:25,264 --> 00:24:26,833 You're kidding... 527 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,868 "Dear Randy. 528 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:33,272 "Of course I prefer you naked, 529 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:37,710 "but if you must wear something, it should be the best. 530 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:41,447 "Love, Alex." 531 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,015 Diane! 532 00:24:43,082 --> 00:24:44,183 DIANE: Yeah! 533 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:52,458 Diane, our son is a fruit. 534 00:24:52,525 --> 00:24:54,193 Yeah? 535 00:24:54,260 --> 00:24:56,863 All right, I'll be right there. Thanks a lot. 536 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,766 Hey, um, they need me at work. 537 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,602 Oh, I thought you had the afternoon off? 538 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:04,036 (SIGHS) 539 00:25:04,103 --> 00:25:05,972 A guy just shows up at the door 540 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:09,375 wearing enough cologne to make me puke. 541 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,278 He gives our son a coat that must cost 500 bucks. 542 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:13,713 No, no, no, wait, don't, Joe. 543 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,247 Don't jump to conclusions. 544 00:25:15,314 --> 00:25:17,684 See, the other driver called in sick, 545 00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:19,451 and they're already swamped with deliveries. 546 00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:21,320 So, you know, look, don't hold dinner for me. 547 00:25:21,387 --> 00:25:22,454 I might get back late, okay? 548 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:24,490 Yeah, okay. Bye-bye. Bye. 549 00:25:28,661 --> 00:25:32,464 He never brings girls home to meet us. 550 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:35,467 He never even talks about girls anymore. 551 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,005 You always think it happens to the other guy. 552 00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:40,807 Joe! Joe. 553 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,609 (MELT AWAY PLAYING) 554 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:49,515 I could get used to this. Oh... 555 00:25:49,582 --> 00:25:50,617 (GRINDS GEARS) 556 00:25:50,683 --> 00:25:51,884 Oh, shit. Sorry. 557 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:53,285 Oh, that's all right. 558 00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:54,453 Okay. 559 00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:58,758 What I could do with you in Rome 560 00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:00,627 in two months, Randy. 561 00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:05,131 What's wrong, darling? 562 00:26:05,197 --> 00:26:07,099 I just think you should know that... 563 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,201 Alex, I love being with you and everything. 564 00:26:09,268 --> 00:26:10,903 It's just that... 565 00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:13,505 I don't love you. 566 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,707 You don't? No. 567 00:26:14,774 --> 00:26:15,942 See, I've got this girl, Jenny. 568 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:17,777 Yeah. 569 00:26:17,844 --> 00:26:21,380 Back at school, and well, we sort of broke up and everything, 570 00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,449 but... But, see, I'm gonna... 571 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:25,484 Oh, oh, oh. 572 00:26:25,551 --> 00:26:27,920 Randy, it's okay. 573 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,223 I think I can handle it. 574 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:33,292 Phew. 575 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,427 Thanks, Alex. 576 00:26:35,494 --> 00:26:37,029 (ALEX LAUGHING) 577 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:52,111 What's this? 578 00:26:53,579 --> 00:26:56,282 That's the Randy Bodek Scholarship fund. 579 00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:58,417 Oh, no. 580 00:26:59,018 --> 00:27:00,219 Alex... 581 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:02,755 I can't. Why not? 582 00:27:02,822 --> 00:27:04,991 Because it makes me feel... 583 00:27:05,524 --> 00:27:06,759 Randy... 584 00:27:08,060 --> 00:27:10,462 If I was the one who needed money, 585 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,199 and you had it to give, 586 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,035 would you give it to me? 587 00:27:16,102 --> 00:27:17,236 Yes. 588 00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:19,038 Of course you would. 589 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,908 So what's the difference? 590 00:27:35,722 --> 00:27:38,224 I'm never gonna see you again, am I? 591 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,428 Be on the look out for extra anchovies. 592 00:28:00,579 --> 00:28:01,814 Randy! 593 00:28:13,192 --> 00:28:14,426 DIANE: Joe... 594 00:28:14,493 --> 00:28:16,628 Jumping to conclusions, am I, Diane? 595 00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,565 How dare you sneak home in the middle of the afternoon 596 00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,033 to invade your son's privacy. 597 00:28:21,100 --> 00:28:22,368 His privacy? 598 00:28:22,434 --> 00:28:24,303 Randy's sex life is his own business, 599 00:28:24,370 --> 00:28:26,072 and if he wanted to discuss it with us, I'm sure he would. 600 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,273 Come on, Diane, 601 00:28:27,339 --> 00:28:28,808 our son is dressing up in ladies' underwear! 602 00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,509 This is a problem. He needs professional help! 603 00:28:30,576 --> 00:28:32,411 No, what he needs are sympathetic parents 604 00:28:32,478 --> 00:28:34,046 who let him know how much they love him. 605 00:28:34,113 --> 00:28:35,514 Let's see how sympathetic you are 606 00:28:35,581 --> 00:28:36,916 when he wants to borrow your make up. 607 00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:38,017 Oh, Joe. 608 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,085 Oh, Joe. 609 00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,486 Oh, god. 610 00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:43,189 RANDY: Okay. 611 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:46,058 Take the moon. It's a chunk of rock. 612 00:28:46,125 --> 00:28:48,394 Why does it spin around the Earth? 613 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,397 Why doesn't it just bolt off into space? 614 00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,332 The smartest scientists in the world don't understand 615 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,434 a billionth of what's going on out there. 616 00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,136 So why should I feel so stupid 617 00:28:57,203 --> 00:28:58,570 because I don't understand women? 618 00:28:58,637 --> 00:29:00,907 You get all that from looking at a cold pizza, man? 619 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,274 You're in worse shape than I thought... 620 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:03,509 Sal, I'm serious. 621 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,245 So far I've saved, what, 270 bucks. 622 00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,480 I'm never going to get Jenny back. 623 00:29:08,547 --> 00:29:09,882 See, I don't know what to do. 624 00:29:09,949 --> 00:29:11,717 I do. Move your butt. 625 00:29:13,419 --> 00:29:15,754 Hey, this says extra anchovies. Who called it in? 626 00:29:15,822 --> 00:29:17,556 What do you mean, who? Some lady. 627 00:29:17,623 --> 00:29:19,558 Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 628 00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:20,759 Hold it! 629 00:29:20,827 --> 00:29:22,494 Where's your mustache? I want mustaches worn! 630 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:23,662 (PHONE RINGING) 631 00:29:23,729 --> 00:29:25,131 Sal said I didn't have to wear it. 632 00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:28,267 Sal, mustaches, mustaches... 633 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:30,903 Ah, you're bumming me out, man. 634 00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:32,671 Senor Pizza! 635 00:29:32,738 --> 00:29:34,974 (MOURNFUL PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 636 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,293 Alex? 637 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,978 Hello. 638 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:13,079 Hi. 639 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,284 I'm a friend of Alexandra. 640 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,385 Oh. 641 00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,620 It's okay? 642 00:30:22,721 --> 00:30:23,822 What? 643 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:29,728 Oh, no. 644 00:30:30,429 --> 00:30:31,663 I... No! 645 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,634 (LOUD SOBBING) 646 00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:36,903 (SIGHS) 647 00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:47,379 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 648 00:30:47,446 --> 00:30:48,614 Hey. 649 00:30:49,481 --> 00:30:51,583 It's nothing personal. 650 00:30:51,650 --> 00:30:53,485 I want to die! 651 00:30:53,552 --> 00:30:55,054 Ah, come on, don't talk that way. 652 00:30:55,121 --> 00:30:58,057 Look, it's just been one giant mistake. 653 00:30:58,124 --> 00:30:59,858 Yes. My marriage. 654 00:30:59,926 --> 00:31:02,061 14 years of a big mistake. 655 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:03,495 Hey, come on, it can't be that bad. 656 00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:05,597 I mean, look... Look at this house. 657 00:31:05,664 --> 00:31:07,399 What? It's great! 658 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,401 It's a prison. 659 00:31:09,468 --> 00:31:11,337 Okay, why don't you sit down here? 660 00:31:11,403 --> 00:31:14,306 You know, I hope everything works out. 661 00:31:14,373 --> 00:31:15,641 No. No... 662 00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:17,309 No! 663 00:31:18,777 --> 00:31:22,414 When I was younger in Japan, I had many boyfriends, 664 00:31:22,481 --> 00:31:24,050 many proposals of marriage, 665 00:31:24,116 --> 00:31:26,953 but no, I wanted to marry American, 666 00:31:27,019 --> 00:31:30,356 be American woman with American freedom and opportunity, 667 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:33,259 but my husband, he treats me like a geisha. 668 00:31:33,325 --> 00:31:34,360 Well, I'm not a geisha! 669 00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,461 (SHIRT RIPPING) 670 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:37,096 (SHOUTING) 671 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,631 I'm a computer analyst! 672 00:31:39,698 --> 00:31:42,034 Look, I'm sorry, but I really gotta get going. 673 00:31:42,101 --> 00:31:45,237 He treats me like his slave, 674 00:31:45,304 --> 00:31:48,140 and now, when I finally get the courage 675 00:31:48,207 --> 00:31:51,243 to do something for myself, 676 00:31:51,310 --> 00:31:54,246 even you professional, you refuse me. 677 00:31:54,313 --> 00:31:55,881 No, see? I'm not a professional. 678 00:31:55,948 --> 00:31:56,949 I want to die. 679 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,250 Stop it! 680 00:31:59,451 --> 00:32:00,886 Oh. Oh, no. 681 00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,921 No, no, no. Not like that. 682 00:32:02,989 --> 00:32:04,190 That's my husband's way. 683 00:32:04,256 --> 00:32:06,392 I'm sorry. I thought that... 684 00:32:08,427 --> 00:32:10,062 I have a fantasy. 685 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,206 KYOKO: Take me. 686 00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:28,614 Take me. 687 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:34,820 Take me! 688 00:32:34,886 --> 00:32:36,222 Yes. Okay. 689 00:32:39,025 --> 00:32:40,126 Whoa! 690 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:44,997 (MOANING) 691 00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,265 (KYOKO LAUGHING) 692 00:33:00,279 --> 00:33:01,680 (GROANING) 693 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:07,686 (LOUD GROANS) 694 00:33:08,354 --> 00:33:09,855 (BOTH MOANING) 695 00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:14,826 MAN: Yes, ma'am. Absolutely. 696 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,895 And thank you very much. 697 00:33:17,929 --> 00:33:19,331 Hey, Bodek! 698 00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,633 You really are quite the popular guy, 699 00:33:21,700 --> 00:33:23,402 aren't you? 700 00:33:23,469 --> 00:33:25,104 Look at this. Look at this. 701 00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:27,139 We've got a bunch of deliveries here. 702 00:33:27,206 --> 00:33:28,574 Hey, Juan! JUAN: Yeah? 703 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,741 Break me out 704 00:33:29,808 --> 00:33:32,744 one of those big cans of anchovies, will you? 705 00:33:35,914 --> 00:33:36,982 Oh, my goodness... 706 00:33:37,049 --> 00:33:38,317 What the hell is going on, man? 707 00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:39,385 I don't know. 708 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:40,686 That last delivery wasn't Alex. 709 00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:41,987 Yeah, I figured so. 710 00:33:42,054 --> 00:33:43,222 You got five more calls, all deliveries... 711 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:44,290 Oh, god. 712 00:33:44,356 --> 00:33:45,991 ...all extra anchovies. 713 00:33:46,058 --> 00:33:48,860 Four of those scheduled deliveries for later this week! 714 00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,935 I just couldn't say no. 715 00:33:57,002 --> 00:33:58,804 Alex? She just insisted, 716 00:33:58,870 --> 00:34:00,506 and then Kyoko. Kyoko, it was like, uh... 717 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,241 (BUBBLING SOUNDS FROM TRASH) 718 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,042 I was defending the American way. 719 00:34:04,110 --> 00:34:05,211 Wait a second. 720 00:34:05,277 --> 00:34:06,778 It's taking me a second to get this here. 721 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:10,082 Beautiful women actually paid you 200 bucks a piece to sleep with them! 722 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,651 Yeah, I didn't want to take their money. I really didn't! 723 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:14,320 They were nice people. 724 00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:15,854 They wouldn't take no for an answer. 725 00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:18,224 Okay, well, what about the others? 726 00:34:18,290 --> 00:34:19,625 Call them back and just tell them 727 00:34:19,691 --> 00:34:20,826 that there are no more anchovies. 728 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,294 I can't! 729 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:23,529 They didn't leave their name or their phone numbers. 730 00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:24,763 All they did is leave addresses, 731 00:34:24,830 --> 00:34:27,099 three of them are motels in the valley, man. 732 00:34:27,166 --> 00:34:29,601 I cannot believe Alex would do this to me. 733 00:34:29,668 --> 00:34:30,802 Who knows? 734 00:34:30,869 --> 00:34:32,271 Right now, your name and your number 735 00:34:32,338 --> 00:34:34,340 could be on every wall of every ladies' room 736 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:37,543 from Shenwah to Le Dome, man. 737 00:34:37,609 --> 00:34:40,946 You could be the love doctor of Beverly Hills. 738 00:34:41,012 --> 00:34:43,649 I don't wanna be the love doctor of Beverly Hills! 739 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:45,851 You're going. I am not going! 740 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,387 No. 741 00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,158 ROBOT: Intruder! HARRY: What do you think, Joe? 742 00:34:52,224 --> 00:34:55,026 Portable home security systems. 743 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:57,396 I pick them up in Tokyo for a buck and a quarter, 744 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,265 sell them here for 40 bucks. 745 00:34:59,331 --> 00:35:01,933 Ain't that something? 746 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,303 That's great. It's really great. 747 00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,037 I got 20,000 of these babies 748 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:07,973 waiting to go into this warehouse, 749 00:35:08,039 --> 00:35:09,241 as soon as you build it. 750 00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:10,442 Right. Right. 751 00:35:10,509 --> 00:35:11,643 Excuse me, Mr. Bodek. 752 00:35:11,710 --> 00:35:12,744 Yes, Linda? 753 00:35:12,811 --> 00:35:14,246 Mr. Rubelinski's calling. 754 00:35:14,313 --> 00:35:15,514 Tell him I'll call him back. 755 00:35:15,581 --> 00:35:18,016 Okay. Oh, excuse me, Mr. Bodek, 756 00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:20,152 do you mind if I spend the night in your trailer tonight? 757 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,120 They're painting my apartment and the fumes are... 758 00:35:22,188 --> 00:35:23,522 (GASPS) 759 00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:24,923 No problem. 760 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,393 Uh, look, Linda. Yeah? 761 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:29,395 You're sure you'll be safe down here? 762 00:35:29,461 --> 00:35:31,797 Yeah, I can take care of myself. 763 00:35:32,731 --> 00:35:35,601 Hey, that's not bad. 764 00:35:35,667 --> 00:35:37,068 Porking her? 765 00:35:38,904 --> 00:35:41,240 I'm a happily married man, Harry. 766 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:45,076 At least I used to be. 767 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,779 Does this kid look like a fruit to you? 768 00:35:49,781 --> 00:35:53,219 Hey, you can't tell these days. 769 00:35:53,285 --> 00:35:56,488 I think I'm entitled to be a little concerned here. 770 00:35:56,555 --> 00:35:57,989 I've tried to talk to the wife about it. 771 00:35:58,056 --> 00:35:59,191 She won't even listen. 772 00:35:59,258 --> 00:36:00,892 Shit. 773 00:36:00,959 --> 00:36:03,962 You never get treated that way with an oriental woman. 774 00:36:04,029 --> 00:36:05,397 Great sex. 775 00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:07,699 No lip. 776 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,701 I'm married to one. Yeah? 777 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:11,603 Damn right. 778 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,871 I heard this story once 779 00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:15,374 from this guy back in New York. 780 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:16,875 This guy was late for work, 781 00:36:16,942 --> 00:36:19,144 and he sees his bus leaving the stop. 782 00:36:19,211 --> 00:36:21,747 His oriental wife runs into the street, 783 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:25,150 jumps right in front of it and stops it for him. 784 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:29,154 That's what marriage is all about, you ask me. 785 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:30,289 Hmm. 786 00:36:32,558 --> 00:36:34,626 What happened to the wife? 787 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:38,430 What? 788 00:36:38,497 --> 00:36:39,831 The wife? 789 00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:42,401 When she jumped in front of the bus? 790 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:46,972 You're never gonna get it, are you? 791 00:36:53,279 --> 00:36:55,113 RANDY: I want another chance. 792 00:36:55,180 --> 00:36:57,383 My life is a mess without you. 793 00:36:58,149 --> 00:37:00,218 Yeah, I know. 794 00:37:00,286 --> 00:37:02,288 I'm not ashamed of you. 795 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:05,123 I'm proud. 796 00:37:05,190 --> 00:37:07,259 I'm gonna tell my parents about you, 797 00:37:07,326 --> 00:37:09,995 and I really want them to meet you. 798 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,498 Now, they're having their 20th anniversary at the end of this month. 799 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,566 And, uh, what about your father? 800 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,768 I don't care what my father thinks. 801 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:19,070 I know my mom's gonna love you. 802 00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:26,345 Look, just don't say no until you think about it. 803 00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:52,037 (BREATHING HARD) 804 00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,841 (SCREAMS) 805 00:37:55,907 --> 00:37:57,175 (SNORING) 806 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:00,546 Oh, no. 807 00:38:03,915 --> 00:38:05,250 Mr. Bodek. 808 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,620 Mr. Bodek. 809 00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:10,188 (SNORES) Uh... 810 00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,123 No, no. 811 00:38:12,190 --> 00:38:13,992 No, Mr. Bodek, you can't stay here. 812 00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:15,994 You've gotta go. 813 00:38:16,061 --> 00:38:17,295 Oh, god. 814 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,332 Please? Please, wake up. 815 00:38:20,399 --> 00:38:21,667 (SCREAMS) 816 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:24,870 Mom? 817 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:25,971 Huh? 818 00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,473 What are you doing up? 819 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:28,874 Where's Dad? 820 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:30,376 I don't know. We had a fight. 821 00:38:30,442 --> 00:38:32,143 Oh. About me? 822 00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:33,278 Ah... 823 00:38:33,345 --> 00:38:34,880 Mom, I'm sorry. 824 00:38:40,318 --> 00:38:41,720 Don't worry. 825 00:38:41,787 --> 00:38:42,988 You know, I bet he just crashed out 826 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:45,256 on the sofa bed at the office. 827 00:38:47,393 --> 00:38:48,560 Yeah. 828 00:38:48,627 --> 00:38:49,728 You're probably right. 829 00:38:49,795 --> 00:38:51,463 Yeah. Yeah. 830 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:52,631 Okay. 831 00:38:53,599 --> 00:38:54,733 Good night. 832 00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,435 Okay, good night. 833 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,037 (SIGHS) 834 00:39:03,942 --> 00:39:06,177 (MOANING) Oh, Diane. 835 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,416 Oh. Linda? 836 00:39:10,482 --> 00:39:11,550 Mr. Bodek? 837 00:39:11,617 --> 00:39:12,884 What are you doing here? 838 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,085 Nothing! 839 00:39:14,152 --> 00:39:15,387 I told you they're painting my apartment, remember? 840 00:39:15,454 --> 00:39:16,622 No! No? 841 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,323 Ow! Ooh, my head. 842 00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,525 Oh! Oh! 843 00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:20,792 Sorry. 844 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,861 Oh, Linda, Linda, we didn't, uh... 845 00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,262 No! No! No! No. 846 00:39:24,329 --> 00:39:25,631 No, you came in here. I couldn't even move you. 847 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,198 Thank god! 848 00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,067 Oh, listen, Linda, 849 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,537 nobody will believe that we just slept here. 850 00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:32,804 Yeah. No. 851 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:33,872 No, it's okay. 852 00:39:33,939 --> 00:39:35,306 It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 853 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:36,942 There's nobody here yet. 854 00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,444 Ah, we're safe. We're safe. 855 00:39:38,510 --> 00:39:40,211 Excuse me. We're safe. 856 00:39:40,278 --> 00:39:42,080 As long as we don't ever let anybody ever know about this. 857 00:39:42,147 --> 00:39:43,482 No, I won't... Ever. Okay? 858 00:39:43,549 --> 00:39:45,083 Okay, I won't say a word. I promise. 859 00:39:45,150 --> 00:39:46,485 (PHONE RINGING) 860 00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:47,586 No, don't. Don't. 861 00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:48,854 Mr. Bodek's office. 862 00:39:50,255 --> 00:39:51,322 Linda? 863 00:39:52,824 --> 00:39:53,925 It's your wife. 864 00:39:53,992 --> 00:39:55,060 (SCREAMS) 865 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:02,768 JORY: Hey, Bodek! 866 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:03,935 Yeah? 867 00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:06,605 Look who's here. 868 00:40:06,672 --> 00:40:08,740 Goofing off on the job, huh? 869 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:10,208 (SIGHS) 870 00:40:10,275 --> 00:40:11,610 What do you want, Jory? 871 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,079 I wanna give you my order, Rander. 872 00:40:18,416 --> 00:40:20,652 I'll have Taco Macho. 873 00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,720 (SCOFFS) 874 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,355 Extra lettuce, extra cheese, 875 00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,025 a large Coke, 876 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:30,261 and, uh, Jenny's phone number. 877 00:40:30,328 --> 00:40:33,098 I mean, seeing how you're never getting back to school, 878 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,365 I might as well get a hop on it... 879 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:36,201 Listen, asshole, you stay away from her. 880 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:38,403 Go ahead, no dick, take a shot. 881 00:40:38,470 --> 00:40:40,305 Come on, guys, mellow out. 882 00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,040 Take a number and sit down. 883 00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,843 You just lost your tip. Geek. 884 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:46,645 (JUAN SPEAKS SPANISH) 885 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:48,379 Okay, let's see, 9,000, 886 00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,816 plus the 400 you just made. 887 00:40:50,882 --> 00:40:52,618 Divided by 200. What're you doing? 888 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,086 Let's see, that's only 43 women. 889 00:40:56,822 --> 00:40:58,023 Mmm-hmm. 890 00:40:58,557 --> 00:40:59,591 Oh. 891 00:41:04,630 --> 00:41:06,532 (SECURITY DOOR BUZZING) 892 00:41:24,149 --> 00:41:25,751 (RINGS DOORBELL) 893 00:41:38,363 --> 00:41:39,531 Senor Pizza? 894 00:41:39,598 --> 00:41:41,199 It's about time. 895 00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:51,309 Sorry. 896 00:41:52,277 --> 00:41:53,679 Put it down. 897 00:41:54,546 --> 00:41:56,481 Not on the plant. 898 00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:02,320 (SIGHS) 899 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:06,324 So? 900 00:42:07,659 --> 00:42:08,760 So? 901 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,935 Uh, you want me to fix you a drink or something? 902 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:18,069 If I wanted a drink, 903 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:20,371 I would have hired a bartender! 904 00:42:20,438 --> 00:42:21,773 Could you get over here and help with this? 905 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,108 Oh, sure. 906 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,012 (CLEARING THROAT) 907 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,817 Oh, shit. What's the matter? 908 00:42:31,883 --> 00:42:33,685 Oh, hang on. 909 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:34,886 (GRUNTING) 910 00:42:34,953 --> 00:42:36,354 Oh! 911 00:42:36,421 --> 00:42:37,589 Don't move. 912 00:42:37,656 --> 00:42:38,757 My lip is caught in the zipper. 913 00:42:38,824 --> 00:42:39,991 What? 914 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:41,993 My lip is caught in the zipper! 915 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,128 I don't believe this. 916 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,562 Wait! Ow! Ow! 917 00:42:44,630 --> 00:42:45,697 Ooh! 918 00:42:45,764 --> 00:42:47,933 Good god. 919 00:42:47,999 --> 00:42:51,169 What kind of professional lover are you? 920 00:42:51,236 --> 00:42:52,337 Um... 921 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:56,441 Just... Just take your clothes off. 922 00:43:30,608 --> 00:43:32,243 (CLEARING THROAT) 923 00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,889 RANDY: What are you crazy? People can see! 924 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:45,490 JOYCE: Fine! I want them to. 925 00:43:45,556 --> 00:43:46,725 What, look, um, 926 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,493 if something's bothering you, 927 00:43:48,559 --> 00:43:49,661 maybe this isn't the best time. 928 00:43:49,728 --> 00:43:50,996 If something's bothering me? 929 00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:53,665 Of course something's bothering me, stupid! 930 00:43:53,732 --> 00:43:55,100 Do you know what this is? 931 00:43:55,166 --> 00:43:56,567 It looks like a... Wrong! 932 00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,036 It's my husband's beeper. 933 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,104 Have you heard of him? 934 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:00,772 Dr. Reed Palmer. 935 00:44:00,839 --> 00:44:02,540 Ha! 936 00:44:02,607 --> 00:44:03,875 I used to think the son of a bitch was a saint 937 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:06,311 with all of his middle of the night emergency calls. 938 00:44:06,377 --> 00:44:07,679 Well, I just found out 939 00:44:07,746 --> 00:44:10,481 he's been screwing some little nympho RN 940 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:12,183 on the graveyard shift! 941 00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:13,284 (OBSERVERS LAUGH) 942 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:14,886 Hey, hey, come on. 943 00:44:14,953 --> 00:44:16,554 Let's calm down. 944 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:20,759 You know, two can play at this game. 945 00:44:20,826 --> 00:44:23,094 You wait till I tell my husband. 946 00:44:23,161 --> 00:44:24,395 Your husband? Come on. 947 00:44:24,462 --> 00:44:25,530 What are you doing? 948 00:44:25,596 --> 00:44:27,498 (OBJECTS CLANGING) 949 00:44:27,565 --> 00:44:28,900 (RATTLING) 950 00:44:40,611 --> 00:44:42,280 (GLASS SHATTERING) 951 00:44:44,983 --> 00:44:46,284 Oh, god. 952 00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:47,819 JOYCE: Oh, yeah. 953 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:48,987 RANDY: Is this okay? 954 00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,456 JOYCE: Oh, good, it's really good. 955 00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:53,524 Oh! Feels weird. 956 00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:54,793 Oh, it doesn't feel weird to me. 957 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:55,927 You're sure? 958 00:44:55,994 --> 00:44:57,662 Oh, yeah, you're great at this. 959 00:44:57,729 --> 00:44:59,464 Oh! Thanks. 960 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,567 Um, Joyce? 961 00:45:02,633 --> 00:45:04,502 Yes? 962 00:45:04,569 --> 00:45:06,571 Now, how did you get my number? 963 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:08,974 Oh, at my salon, why? 964 00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,108 Your salon... 965 00:45:10,175 --> 00:45:11,509 (CRASHING) 966 00:45:12,778 --> 00:45:14,012 I'm sorry. 967 00:45:14,079 --> 00:45:15,113 It's all right. 968 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,948 I'm a little rusty myself. 969 00:45:17,015 --> 00:45:18,116 (MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 970 00:45:18,183 --> 00:45:20,518 So, you really like dancing to this stuff? 971 00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:22,988 Oh, yeah, sure. A lot of women do. 972 00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:25,190 You know, if you learned, 973 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:28,359 I bet your clients would really appreciate it. 974 00:45:28,426 --> 00:45:31,830 You know, Reed hasn't taken me dancing... 975 00:45:31,897 --> 00:45:35,100 Since we were in med school. 976 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:38,236 I know this is probably against your professional code, 977 00:45:38,303 --> 00:45:40,138 but can I ask you a personal question? 978 00:45:40,205 --> 00:45:41,472 Sure. 979 00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:42,607 Well, it's just that 980 00:45:42,673 --> 00:45:44,810 this isn't what I imagined. 981 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:46,177 I was angry, 982 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,712 and I wanted to get back at my husband, 983 00:45:47,779 --> 00:45:49,380 and I guess I kind of expected 984 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,050 a sort of wham, bam, thank you, ma'am, 985 00:45:52,117 --> 00:45:53,919 but you're not like that at all. 986 00:45:53,985 --> 00:45:54,986 No. 987 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,823 Oh... 988 00:45:57,889 --> 00:46:00,091 Hey, I'm having a great time! 989 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:03,862 You're worth every penny. 990 00:46:24,883 --> 00:46:26,051 Honey! 991 00:46:26,985 --> 00:46:28,119 I'm home! 992 00:46:28,186 --> 00:46:29,320 (HUMMING) 993 00:46:29,387 --> 00:46:31,222 Oh, Randy. 994 00:46:32,490 --> 00:46:34,625 We really need to talk, Son. 995 00:46:35,927 --> 00:46:37,628 Hi, sweetheart. 996 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:39,130 Honey, I got you some flowers, 997 00:46:39,197 --> 00:46:41,199 and I just thought we could talk... 998 00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:43,368 * The way you wear your hat 999 00:46:43,434 --> 00:46:44,635 RANDY: Two, three, four. 1000 00:46:44,702 --> 00:46:45,770 (DOOR SLAMS) 1001 00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,638 * The way you sip our tea 1002 00:46:47,705 --> 00:46:49,707 Six, seven, eight. 1003 00:46:49,774 --> 00:46:51,910 * The memory of all that 1004 00:46:51,977 --> 00:46:54,245 (RANDY SINGING ALONG) 1005 00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:58,783 * Oh, no, they can't take that away from me 1006 00:46:58,850 --> 00:47:02,253 * The way your smile just beams 1007 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,022 RANDY: Two, three, four, kick. 1008 00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:06,191 * The way you sing off key 1009 00:47:06,257 --> 00:47:07,758 Five, six, seven... 1010 00:47:07,825 --> 00:47:11,729 * The way you haunt my dreams * 1011 00:47:11,796 --> 00:47:12,797 (SNIFFING) 1012 00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:14,132 JOE: Hey, Son! 1013 00:47:14,199 --> 00:47:15,666 Thought you might want to check out 1014 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:18,169 the annual football issue. 1015 00:47:18,236 --> 00:47:19,270 No. 1016 00:47:21,006 --> 00:47:22,407 Look, smell. 1017 00:47:23,041 --> 00:47:24,542 No, smell. 1018 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,777 It's got a nice smell to it. 1019 00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,713 I kind of like it. 1020 00:47:28,779 --> 00:47:29,881 Hey, catch! 1021 00:47:29,948 --> 00:47:30,982 What? 1022 00:47:31,049 --> 00:47:33,384 Hey, he's still got it. 1023 00:47:33,451 --> 00:47:34,552 Yeah. 1024 00:47:36,554 --> 00:47:38,156 (MUTTERING ABOUT SMELLS) 1025 00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:41,159 It's sad. It's really, very sad. 1026 00:47:41,993 --> 00:47:43,128 (MACHINE BEEPING) 1027 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,596 RANDY: Jen? Yeah, uh... 1028 00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:48,566 Well, I've been doing a lot of thinking 1029 00:47:48,633 --> 00:47:51,369 about what you said back at school. 1030 00:47:51,436 --> 00:47:54,339 About how I don't know how to treat a woman. 1031 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,274 Well... 1032 00:47:56,341 --> 00:47:57,342 (LAUGHS) 1033 00:47:57,408 --> 00:47:58,876 You're right, 1034 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,747 but, you know, I am working on it. 1035 00:48:02,813 --> 00:48:04,515 (REWINDING TAPE) Yeah. Okay, I got it. 1036 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:08,519 * We may never, never meet again 1037 00:48:08,586 --> 00:48:13,058 * On the bumpy road to love 1038 00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:19,430 * But I'll always, always keep the memory of * 1039 00:48:19,497 --> 00:48:20,498 (REWINDS TAPE) 1040 00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:23,668 Excuse me. 1041 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:25,870 (THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME PLAYING) 1042 00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:27,405 (CORK POPPING) 1043 00:48:27,472 --> 00:48:29,374 (GASPS) 1044 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,176 (I WANNA BE AROUND PLAYING ON STEREO) 1045 00:48:31,242 --> 00:48:32,410 Just relax. 1046 00:48:32,477 --> 00:48:33,911 So how've you been? 1047 00:48:33,979 --> 00:48:35,280 It's good to see you. 1048 00:48:35,346 --> 00:48:36,547 Okay... 1049 00:48:39,184 --> 00:48:40,685 Whoops. Sorry. 1050 00:48:43,388 --> 00:48:44,722 Excuse me. 1051 00:48:45,656 --> 00:48:47,025 (EXCLAIMING) 1052 00:48:47,092 --> 00:48:49,427 * To pick up the pieces 1053 00:48:49,494 --> 00:48:53,798 * When somebody breaks your heart 1054 00:48:56,201 --> 00:49:00,671 * Some somebody twice as smart 1055 00:49:02,340 --> 00:49:04,909 * As I 1056 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:12,950 * A somebody who will swear to be true 1057 00:49:13,018 --> 00:49:14,285 Mmm. 1058 00:49:14,352 --> 00:49:16,321 This is the best part right here. 1059 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:17,822 You ready for this? 1060 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:21,459 * As you used to do with me * 1061 00:49:21,526 --> 00:49:23,794 (CHUCKLING) 1062 00:49:23,861 --> 00:49:25,863 (TANGO MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 1063 00:50:12,477 --> 00:50:13,744 I tried it, 1064 00:50:13,811 --> 00:50:15,646 and I shared all that I could. 1065 00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:17,448 Then I bought the crystals. 1066 00:50:17,515 --> 00:50:19,016 Finally, I tried channeling, 1067 00:50:19,084 --> 00:50:21,319 so I find out who I am a thousand years ago, 1068 00:50:21,386 --> 00:50:23,054 but I need to know who I am today. 1069 00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,155 Mmm-hmm. 1070 00:50:46,877 --> 00:50:50,415 And don't forget to order extra anchovies. 1071 00:50:54,452 --> 00:50:58,489 * We may never never meet again 1072 00:50:58,556 --> 00:51:02,893 * On the bumpy road to love 1073 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,796 * But I'll always, always... 1074 00:51:08,499 --> 00:51:11,502 (THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME PLAYING ON STEREO) 1075 00:51:19,810 --> 00:51:24,215 * The way you wear your hat 1076 00:51:24,282 --> 00:51:28,586 * The way you sip your tea 1077 00:51:28,653 --> 00:51:32,823 * The memory of all that 1078 00:51:32,890 --> 00:51:37,027 * Oh, no, they can't take that away from me 1079 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:41,366 * The way your smile just beams 1080 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:45,903 * The way you sing off key 1081 00:51:45,970 --> 00:51:50,308 * The way you haunt my dreams 1082 00:51:50,375 --> 00:51:55,713 * No, no, they can't take that away from me 1083 00:51:55,780 --> 00:52:00,285 * We may never never meet again 1084 00:52:00,351 --> 00:52:04,522 * On the bumpy road to love 1085 00:52:04,589 --> 00:52:11,662 * But I'll always, always keep the memory of 1086 00:52:11,729 --> 00:52:14,232 RANDY: Look, please think about coming over to my parents' 1087 00:52:14,299 --> 00:52:17,034 for the anniversary next week. 1088 00:52:17,101 --> 00:52:19,604 Come on, at least pick up the phone. 1089 00:52:21,539 --> 00:52:22,640 Okay. 1090 00:52:23,474 --> 00:52:25,310 But I still love you. 1091 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:26,944 Bye-bye. 1092 00:52:27,011 --> 00:52:29,547 (KISSES INTO PHONE) 1093 00:52:29,614 --> 00:52:36,587 * No, they can't take that away from me * 1094 00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:39,724 So how are we doing? 1095 00:52:39,790 --> 00:52:41,659 SAL: Well, less expenses... 1096 00:52:43,194 --> 00:52:45,563 Is $6,879.32. 1097 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,031 Hey, that's not bad. 1098 00:52:47,097 --> 00:52:48,666 Yeah, and it's going to get a lot better too. 1099 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:50,235 We now take all major credit cards. 1100 00:52:50,301 --> 00:52:51,336 What? 1101 00:52:51,402 --> 00:52:52,503 Oh, come on. 1102 00:52:52,570 --> 00:52:54,239 These women haven't touched cash in years. 1103 00:52:54,305 --> 00:52:55,973 This way they don't have to go to the bank. 1104 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,608 They don't have to, uh, explain 1105 00:52:57,675 --> 00:52:58,943 those mysterious withdrawals. 1106 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:00,278 Yeah, but there's gonna be a record. 1107 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:01,712 Yeah, charge it to Senor Pizza. 1108 00:53:01,779 --> 00:53:03,147 I mean, so the Bridge Club ordered in. 1109 00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,515 I don't like it. 1110 00:53:04,582 --> 00:53:05,750 Oh, come on. Look, I do the books at the store. 1111 00:53:05,816 --> 00:53:07,051 Who's gonna know? 1112 00:53:07,117 --> 00:53:08,886 Hold on, let me just get this off. 1113 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:10,488 Oh, looks good. 1114 00:53:10,555 --> 00:53:11,889 (GIGGLING) 1115 00:53:18,095 --> 00:53:19,330 Stop it. 1116 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,131 Ooh! 1117 00:53:21,198 --> 00:53:22,633 Mmm. 1118 00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:23,768 WOMAN: Ooh. 1119 00:53:23,834 --> 00:53:25,102 (WOMAN MOANING) 1120 00:53:25,169 --> 00:53:26,604 Oh. Mmm. 1121 00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:30,007 Don't stop. 1122 00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:31,809 Jory? 1123 00:54:10,948 --> 00:54:12,383 Hi. 1124 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:16,020 Senor Pizza with extra anchovies. 1125 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:17,988 Great. 1126 00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,790 Right here is fine. 1127 00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:22,660 Right here? 1128 00:54:25,430 --> 00:54:26,797 Well, sure. 1129 00:54:30,768 --> 00:54:32,803 Leslie! Julie! 1130 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:34,972 Come on, kids, pizza here! 1131 00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,206 JULIE: Yay! 1132 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:37,675 Get the extra anchovies, Mom? 1133 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:39,744 Well, I sure did. Come on. 1134 00:54:41,779 --> 00:54:44,114 Uh... Huh. 1135 00:54:45,182 --> 00:54:46,484 RANDY: So you did these, huh? 1136 00:54:46,551 --> 00:54:47,585 Mmm-hmm. 1137 00:54:47,652 --> 00:54:49,086 What are they, they mountains? 1138 00:54:49,153 --> 00:54:50,621 Anatomical landscapes. 1139 00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:52,122 That one's a shoulder. 1140 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:53,691 That one is a neck. 1141 00:54:53,758 --> 00:54:55,225 That's a bicep, 1142 00:54:55,292 --> 00:54:56,661 the one with the egg, there. 1143 00:54:56,727 --> 00:54:57,962 Oh. Another shoulder. 1144 00:54:58,028 --> 00:54:59,364 These are all parts of a guy? 1145 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,399 Uh-huh. They're my husband. 1146 00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:02,967 He's a bodybuilder. 1147 00:55:03,033 --> 00:55:05,570 Mr. California Olympian '84. 1148 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:06,737 Oh... 1149 00:55:08,773 --> 00:55:11,509 So does he, um, still look like that? 1150 00:55:12,443 --> 00:55:13,744 No. 1151 00:55:13,811 --> 00:55:15,145 He's much bigger now. 1152 00:55:15,212 --> 00:55:16,714 (SLURPS) 1153 00:55:16,781 --> 00:55:19,183 Uh, look, maybe I shouldn't be here. 1154 00:55:19,249 --> 00:55:20,851 No, no, no, don't worry about it. 1155 00:55:20,918 --> 00:55:22,052 He won't be home for hours. 1156 00:55:22,119 --> 00:55:24,522 He's into private instruction now. 1157 00:55:25,222 --> 00:55:27,257 Very private. 1158 00:55:28,325 --> 00:55:29,360 Oh. 1159 00:55:30,395 --> 00:55:31,729 I'm sorry. 1160 00:55:32,630 --> 00:55:34,198 All day he works on starlets 1161 00:55:34,264 --> 00:55:36,734 with these little Barbie doll hard bodies. 1162 00:55:36,801 --> 00:55:39,069 Why should he want to come home to this? 1163 00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:40,671 I would come home. 1164 00:55:40,738 --> 00:55:42,272 No, no, no, no. 1165 00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:43,808 You should see these girls. 1166 00:55:43,874 --> 00:55:47,111 All they do is eat kelp and drink spritzers, 1167 00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:49,780 and here I am with my cigarette and my drink, right? 1168 00:55:49,847 --> 00:55:51,248 I mean, I can't help it 1169 00:55:51,315 --> 00:55:53,418 if I like a shot of tequila every once in a while. 1170 00:55:53,484 --> 00:55:55,119 I like actual food. 1171 00:55:55,185 --> 00:55:57,488 Not fiber. Fuck fiber. 1172 00:55:57,555 --> 00:55:59,590 I want grease. I like red meat. 1173 00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:02,893 I got pork chops hidden in the freezer. 1174 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,397 And my husband's in the perfect body business. 1175 00:56:06,464 --> 00:56:08,433 It's like a joke. 1176 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:10,200 Maybe he likes you the way you are. 1177 00:56:10,267 --> 00:56:11,368 Mmm, yeah, right. 1178 00:56:11,436 --> 00:56:13,337 You want to see what he got me for my birthday? 1179 00:56:13,404 --> 00:56:14,505 Sure. 1180 00:56:19,143 --> 00:56:21,612 Is that, like, a hint, or what? 1181 00:56:21,679 --> 00:56:24,181 Well, I don't think that was a hint. 1182 00:56:26,350 --> 00:56:27,552 Okay, smile. 1183 00:56:27,618 --> 00:56:29,620 Oh, no. Please. Please. 1184 00:56:29,687 --> 00:56:31,121 Relax. Ooh! 1185 00:56:31,188 --> 00:56:32,757 National cellulite contest 1186 00:56:32,823 --> 00:56:34,592 isn't until next week, okay? 1187 00:56:34,659 --> 00:56:36,060 That's good. 1188 00:56:36,661 --> 00:56:38,028 Ooh, smile. 1189 00:56:40,798 --> 00:56:42,833 (SHUTTER CLICKING RAPIDLY) 1190 00:56:43,701 --> 00:56:45,102 Okay. Great. 1191 00:56:46,370 --> 00:56:48,539 Yes, and hold it. 1192 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:51,341 Okay, relax and releasing into the photo experience, 1193 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,343 and breathe, and say yes 1194 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,646 to the photo experience, and... 1195 00:56:56,714 --> 00:56:58,115 Don't make me look vulnerable. 1196 00:56:58,182 --> 00:57:00,551 Forbidden quality. Certain dignity. 1197 00:57:00,618 --> 00:57:01,952 Anything? 1198 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:07,825 RANDY: Okay, let's see. 1199 00:57:07,892 --> 00:57:10,194 That's a pastrami burrito, nacho plato... 1200 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:12,029 Hey! And a Diet Coke. 1201 00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:13,998 (SCREAMING) 1202 00:57:16,934 --> 00:57:18,102 Randy Bodek! 1203 00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:19,436 (CHOKING) 1204 00:57:20,738 --> 00:57:21,906 You been messing with my wife? 1205 00:57:21,972 --> 00:57:23,007 No. 1206 00:57:23,073 --> 00:57:24,709 (BONES CRUNCHING) 1207 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:26,611 (SHOUTING) 1208 00:57:28,513 --> 00:57:29,780 (MOANING) 1209 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,383 Multiple fractures. Internal hemorrhaging. 1210 00:57:33,450 --> 00:57:35,052 We need immediate x-rays. 1211 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:37,021 It's too late for that! 1212 00:57:45,863 --> 00:57:48,098 We've got to open him right up. 1213 00:57:51,101 --> 00:57:52,970 Whatever you say, Dr. Palmer. 1214 00:57:53,037 --> 00:57:55,606 Dr. Palmer? Dr. Reed Palmer? 1215 00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:57,441 That's right, Randy. 1216 00:57:58,676 --> 00:58:00,778 I believe you know my wife. 1217 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,180 No anesthetic! 1218 00:58:03,247 --> 00:58:04,915 (GASPS FROM CROWD) 1219 00:58:05,983 --> 00:58:07,718 (GASPING) 1220 00:58:10,788 --> 00:58:12,590 (DRILL MOTOR RUNNING) 1221 00:58:13,290 --> 00:58:14,959 Ah. No, no, no. 1222 00:58:15,025 --> 00:58:16,527 (EVIL HUMMING) 1223 00:58:17,461 --> 00:58:19,163 (SQUEAKILY) No, no, no, no. 1224 00:58:19,229 --> 00:58:21,999 (CACKLING) 1225 00:58:22,066 --> 00:58:23,433 (SCREAMING) 1226 00:58:27,271 --> 00:58:28,539 (PANTING) 1227 00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:33,010 (PHONE RINGING) 1228 00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:35,412 Hello? 1229 00:58:35,479 --> 00:58:36,681 JOE: Hi, honey! 1230 00:58:36,747 --> 00:58:37,848 Joe. 1231 00:58:39,083 --> 00:58:40,350 Is it raining? 1232 00:58:40,417 --> 00:58:42,052 Yeah, we got a regular shower going down here. 1233 00:58:42,119 --> 00:58:43,220 (WOMAN GIGGLING) 1234 00:58:45,923 --> 00:58:46,957 Joe, who was that? 1235 00:58:48,158 --> 00:58:49,994 Hey, think you could foot the bill? 1236 00:58:50,060 --> 00:58:51,495 Ah, he couldn't handle the two of us. 1237 00:58:51,562 --> 00:58:53,798 Oh, it's just a couple of hookers, honey. 1238 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:55,465 Uh, look, I don't know what time... 1239 00:58:57,301 --> 00:58:58,669 (SCREAMING) 1240 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:03,874 (BREATHING DEEPLY) 1241 00:59:13,383 --> 00:59:14,551 Well, I gotta tell you. 1242 00:59:14,619 --> 00:59:16,086 I can't find anything physically wrong. 1243 00:59:16,153 --> 00:59:17,988 Joyce, I'm not making this up. 1244 00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:19,757 I have pains in my chest. 1245 00:59:19,824 --> 00:59:21,792 I know you're not making this up. 1246 00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:23,928 I think it's caused from stress. 1247 00:59:23,994 --> 00:59:25,095 Have you been upset 1248 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:27,497 or had emotional problems lately? 1249 00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,638 I still can't believe it, right before our 20th anniversary. 1250 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:36,807 How am I going to get through that party when I know? 1251 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:38,709 (SIGHS) 1252 00:59:38,776 --> 00:59:41,812 And it isn't just his secretary. 1253 00:59:41,879 --> 00:59:44,314 This time he actually admitted he was with hookers, 1254 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:45,683 and I swear to God, 1255 00:59:45,750 --> 00:59:48,118 the son of a bitch called from a shower stall. 1256 00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:50,554 Well, at least my husband has the brains 1257 00:59:50,621 --> 00:59:52,289 to invent some excuse. 1258 00:59:52,356 --> 00:59:54,424 I mean, we've had our ups and downs 1259 00:59:54,491 --> 00:59:56,727 just like everybody else. 1260 00:59:56,794 --> 00:59:57,828 (SIGHS) 1261 00:59:57,895 --> 00:59:59,229 But we were happy. 1262 00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:00,831 I know we were. 1263 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:03,533 How about sexually? 1264 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:04,869 Great! 1265 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:07,371 Uh, great, you know, until recently. 1266 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:10,875 Oh, god, it's all my fault. 1267 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:12,677 That your husband's having affairs? 1268 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:13,778 Diane... 1269 01:00:13,844 --> 01:00:15,112 Joyce... 1270 01:00:15,179 --> 01:00:17,314 What am I gonna do? 1271 01:00:17,381 --> 01:00:19,516 I know what you're going through. 1272 01:00:19,583 --> 01:00:22,687 Believe me, I know what you're going through. 1273 01:00:22,753 --> 01:00:24,889 What is that? A prescription? 1274 01:00:25,690 --> 01:00:26,857 Kinda. 1275 01:00:33,297 --> 01:00:34,832 Penny for them? 1276 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:36,701 Nothing. 1277 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:41,005 I... I've been having nightmares. 1278 01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:42,106 About what? 1279 01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:43,640 Husbands. 1280 01:00:43,708 --> 01:00:44,842 Me too. 1281 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,076 No, I mean, like... 1282 01:00:46,143 --> 01:00:48,645 Maybe I shouldn't be doing this. 1283 01:00:48,713 --> 01:00:50,580 Randy! 1284 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:52,282 Nobody's going to find out. 1285 01:00:52,349 --> 01:00:53,650 Yeah, well... 1286 01:00:53,718 --> 01:00:55,085 You parked in the back, right? 1287 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,153 Yeah. 1288 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,988 Besides, Harry never comes home. 1289 01:00:58,055 --> 01:01:00,725 He's downtown all day. Every day. 1290 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,128 Kyoko? 1291 01:01:05,462 --> 01:01:07,064 God, it's Harry! 1292 01:01:12,669 --> 01:01:13,904 Pumpkin! 1293 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:16,140 Where you at? 1294 01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,809 Harry... I don't believe it. 1295 01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:22,279 I got a thousand crates of those talking robots, 1296 01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:23,814 sitting on the dock! 1297 01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:25,415 (AIR HISSING) 1298 01:01:25,482 --> 01:01:28,518 I just find out I lost a week on the warehouse. 1299 01:01:28,585 --> 01:01:30,254 Oh, no. 1300 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,655 The city forgot to inform us 1301 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:33,858 that there's a little water main 1302 01:01:33,924 --> 01:01:36,393 that goes right through my goddamn lot. 1303 01:01:36,460 --> 01:01:37,627 I'm so sorry. 1304 01:01:37,694 --> 01:01:39,363 That doesn't help. 1305 01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:42,132 (COUGHING) 1306 01:01:47,004 --> 01:01:48,205 I'll fix you something to eat. 1307 01:01:48,272 --> 01:01:49,306 Are you hungry? 1308 01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:50,607 Wish I could take a bath 1309 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,910 in the middle of the afternoon. 1310 01:02:00,818 --> 01:02:01,986 Harry. 1311 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:04,021 Harry. 1312 01:02:13,964 --> 01:02:15,966 I know something's wrong. 1313 01:02:21,806 --> 01:02:24,574 You've been acting strange for weeks. 1314 01:02:24,641 --> 01:02:26,510 You've been too freakin' cheerful. 1315 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,845 Oh. Oh... 1316 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:37,021 I always use rose petals in my bath. 1317 01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,455 Since when? 1318 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,761 Harry. 1319 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:46,330 Harry, let me fix you a drink. 1320 01:02:46,396 --> 01:02:47,497 Yeah. 1321 01:02:50,835 --> 01:02:53,503 Intruder! Intruder! 1322 01:02:53,570 --> 01:02:55,873 Trespasser. Trespasser. 1323 01:02:55,940 --> 01:02:58,308 Bad boy! Bad boy! 1324 01:02:58,375 --> 01:02:59,409 Shh! 1325 01:02:59,476 --> 01:03:01,045 Very bad, very bad boy! 1326 01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,147 Hai! Hai! Hai! 1327 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:12,990 Hey, is somebody up there? 1328 01:03:13,057 --> 01:03:14,959 Of course not. 1329 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:17,427 Don't you want your gin and tonic? 1330 01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,263 Harry. 1331 01:03:19,329 --> 01:03:21,565 Baby, baby, baby. Papa, papa! Violator! 1332 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:24,234 What's the matter? Why are you crying? 1333 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:37,714 (ECHOES OF ANIMAL CRIES) 1334 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:46,857 Ai! Intruder alert! 1335 01:03:46,924 --> 01:03:48,292 Trespasser! 1336 01:03:50,527 --> 01:03:52,562 Intruder alert! Trespasser! 1337 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:57,101 (ROBOT SHOUTING) 1338 01:04:03,908 --> 01:04:05,109 Look at that! 1339 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:07,177 Those things go off all the time! 1340 01:04:07,244 --> 01:04:08,545 Face it, Harry. They're junk. 1341 01:04:08,612 --> 01:04:12,116 Junk! Harry Bruckner does not buy junk! 1342 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:13,717 Now, where is your guy? 1343 01:04:13,783 --> 01:04:15,519 He's in there, huh? 1344 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:17,387 Where are the keys at? 1345 01:04:17,454 --> 01:04:19,289 It's your storeroom. How should I know? 1346 01:04:19,356 --> 01:04:21,558 Never mind! 1347 01:04:21,625 --> 01:04:24,194 There are other ways of finding out where your guy is. 1348 01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:26,330 Probably one of your old boyfriends. 1349 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:28,698 There's the one from Yokohama... 1350 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,002 (ALL ROBOTS SHOUTING) 1351 01:04:42,746 --> 01:04:43,914 Harry! 1352 01:04:45,082 --> 01:04:46,750 You have no right! 1353 01:04:48,685 --> 01:04:49,719 He's not here now, 1354 01:04:49,786 --> 01:04:51,888 but he was here today, wasn't he? 1355 01:04:51,956 --> 01:04:53,557 Mr. Rose-on-the-pillow. 1356 01:04:53,623 --> 01:04:55,225 Let me see that. 1357 01:04:56,826 --> 01:04:59,163 Oh. Two-hour appointment 1358 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,298 with Dr. Palmer this morning. 1359 01:05:01,365 --> 01:05:02,933 House call, right? 1360 01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,035 I knew that son of a bitch was porking his patients. 1361 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:06,436 I knew it! 1362 01:05:08,272 --> 01:05:09,806 Goodbye, Harry. 1363 01:05:13,743 --> 01:05:16,546 Relax, Mr. Chapman. 1364 01:05:16,613 --> 01:05:19,183 You're in good hands with Dr. Palmer. 1365 01:05:19,249 --> 01:05:21,918 Haven't had any complaints yet. 1366 01:05:21,986 --> 01:05:23,053 Have we, darling? 1367 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:25,422 Son of a bitch! 1368 01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:28,959 You son of a bitch! 1369 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,460 (MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY) 1370 01:05:30,527 --> 01:05:32,162 (NURSE SCREAMING) 1371 01:05:34,098 --> 01:05:35,899 You've been porking my wife! 1372 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:37,434 I didn't know Darlene was married. 1373 01:05:37,501 --> 01:05:39,169 She never told me. 1374 01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:42,272 Who the hell is Darlene? 1375 01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:52,983 Fred Astaire tipped me off. 1376 01:05:53,050 --> 01:05:54,751 HARRY: What? 1377 01:05:54,818 --> 01:05:56,453 Joyce used to love to go dancing. 1378 01:05:56,520 --> 01:05:59,189 I knew something was up when I saw those old records out again. 1379 01:05:59,256 --> 01:06:01,191 Then the roses in her dresser with a real... 1380 01:06:01,258 --> 01:06:03,393 Roses. You too? 1381 01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:05,395 This guy got some line of bullshit. 1382 01:06:05,462 --> 01:06:07,564 How come you didn't give it to her right then? 1383 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,999 I don't know. 1384 01:06:09,066 --> 01:06:10,600 I've been fooling around with Darlene on the side. 1385 01:06:10,667 --> 01:06:12,202 I figured it, you know, maybe it was only fair. 1386 01:06:12,269 --> 01:06:13,870 Bullshit. 1387 01:06:13,937 --> 01:06:16,273 Right. Bullshit! 1388 01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:20,910 There. There it is. Right there. 1389 01:06:20,977 --> 01:06:24,448 See, I noticed she gets these roses every Tuesday. 1390 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,783 That's the day this joker comes by. 1391 01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:29,853 Personal fitness trainer. Ha! 1392 01:06:29,919 --> 01:06:31,821 Let's get that bastard! 1393 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:40,330 Come on out here! 1394 01:06:40,397 --> 01:06:43,067 You who've been porking my wife! 1395 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:44,634 (DOGS BARKING) 1396 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,640 I see them moving around in there. 1397 01:06:50,707 --> 01:06:52,809 Come on out, little weasel! 1398 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:57,847 All right. 1399 01:07:00,750 --> 01:07:02,152 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 1400 01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:03,887 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1401 01:07:11,061 --> 01:07:12,129 Great! 1402 01:07:12,196 --> 01:07:13,263 Ah! 1403 01:07:13,330 --> 01:07:15,465 This is all I need. 1404 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:17,901 You guys are robbing my house, 1405 01:07:17,967 --> 01:07:20,070 my wife's having an affair. 1406 01:07:21,205 --> 01:07:24,408 What the hell, go ahead. 1407 01:07:26,410 --> 01:07:27,577 Buddy? 1408 01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:31,581 Big... Big buddy? 1409 01:07:31,648 --> 01:07:33,850 Your wife is having an affair? 1410 01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:43,693 (SIGHS) 1411 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:45,795 Hmm! 1412 01:07:54,471 --> 01:07:56,906 DIANE: Extra anchovies. 1413 01:07:57,674 --> 01:07:58,942 (HONKING) 1414 01:08:07,484 --> 01:08:09,953 Randy, what is wrong? 1415 01:08:10,019 --> 01:08:14,090 Tony, a lot of these girls you've been seeing, 1416 01:08:14,158 --> 01:08:15,525 they've got boyfriends, don't they? 1417 01:08:15,592 --> 01:08:17,093 Of course. Husbands sometimes. 1418 01:08:17,161 --> 01:08:19,296 Well, have any of them ever found out and 1419 01:08:19,363 --> 01:08:20,630 came after you or anything like that? 1420 01:08:20,697 --> 01:08:21,731 Of course. 1421 01:08:21,798 --> 01:08:22,966 In Genoa, 1422 01:08:23,032 --> 01:08:26,270 a husband come after me with a butcher knife. 1423 01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:27,971 We fight. We fight, 1424 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:29,773 and I hit him to the ground. 1425 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:31,341 I bite his ear off. 1426 01:08:31,408 --> 01:08:33,243 He don't bother me no more. 1427 01:08:33,310 --> 01:08:34,511 Great. 1428 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:35,812 Wilshire Motel? 1429 01:08:35,879 --> 01:08:37,481 Extra anchovies? No problem. Enjoy. 1430 01:08:37,547 --> 01:08:39,015 No, no! 1431 01:08:39,082 --> 01:08:40,817 There's a husband out there who wants to kill me! 1432 01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:41,918 I wanna retire! 1433 01:08:41,985 --> 01:08:43,487 Hold it! What? 1434 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:46,790 Listen, you're exactly one romantic interlude 1435 01:08:46,856 --> 01:08:48,192 away from the jackpot. 1436 01:08:48,258 --> 01:08:49,293 What? 1437 01:08:49,359 --> 01:08:51,695 Do you have one left in you? One? 1438 01:08:52,262 --> 01:08:53,763 One. One, yes. 1439 01:08:53,830 --> 01:08:55,832 Forty-three, 76, hike! Go! 1440 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:58,768 (SHOUTING) 1441 01:09:17,954 --> 01:09:20,224 Here you go, Mrs. Smith, room 214. 1442 01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:21,758 Other side of the pool. 1443 01:09:21,825 --> 01:09:23,159 Thank you. 1444 01:09:41,044 --> 01:09:42,212 Hello. 1445 01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:45,282 Are you Sal? 1446 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,453 Yeah. I'm Jenny. 1447 01:09:49,519 --> 01:09:51,054 Oh, Randy's Jenny? 1448 01:09:51,120 --> 01:09:52,856 I thought you were in Santa Barbara. 1449 01:09:52,922 --> 01:09:55,225 Well, Randy invited me to his parents' party. 1450 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,793 I thought you guys broke up. 1451 01:09:56,860 --> 01:09:58,495 Well, we did, but, uh... 1452 01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:02,366 He's not seeing anybody else, is he? 1453 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,668 Seeing? No. 1454 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:05,902 He's seeing somebody else. 1455 01:10:05,969 --> 01:10:07,804 No, he's not! Trust me. Trust me. 1456 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:09,339 He's gonna die when he sees you. 1457 01:10:09,406 --> 01:10:11,074 Why don't you just have something to eat? 1458 01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:13,310 Fine, I'll, um... 1459 01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:15,412 I'll have a Pizza Loco. 1460 01:10:15,479 --> 01:10:17,847 Any extra anchovies on that? 1461 01:10:17,914 --> 01:10:19,549 No, does anybody? 1462 01:10:19,616 --> 01:10:21,017 Are you kidding? Oh yeah. 1463 01:10:21,084 --> 01:10:22,586 It's the hottest item all summer. 1464 01:10:22,652 --> 01:10:25,355 It's kind of a female thing around here. 1465 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:40,036 (PHONE RINGING) 1466 01:10:41,004 --> 01:10:43,106 555-8411. 1467 01:10:43,172 --> 01:10:45,275 Yeah, hello. Look, I called earlier 1468 01:10:45,342 --> 01:10:49,245 to order the pizzas with extra anchovy. 1469 01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:51,180 Uh, Wilshire Motel? 1470 01:10:51,247 --> 01:10:53,049 Yeah, that's right. Look, I'm sorry. 1471 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,184 I'm afraid I'm going to have to cancel that order. 1472 01:10:55,251 --> 01:10:56,620 Too late. It's on its way. 1473 01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:01,224 I'm afraid you don't understand. 1474 01:11:01,291 --> 01:11:06,663 You see... I don't think I can eat the anchovies. 1475 01:11:06,730 --> 01:11:08,365 (WHISPERING) I'm a married woman. 1476 01:11:08,432 --> 01:11:10,634 Look, lady, for all I care, you can throw it out the window. 1477 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:12,569 You order it! You pay! 1478 01:11:13,403 --> 01:11:14,738 No. Hello! 1479 01:11:18,342 --> 01:11:19,543 (SIGHS) 1480 01:11:25,148 --> 01:11:27,150 Ice. Get some ice. 1481 01:11:46,403 --> 01:11:47,571 Hello? 1482 01:12:01,985 --> 01:12:02,986 (KNOCKS) 1483 01:12:03,052 --> 01:12:04,220 Hello? 1484 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:37,654 Last one. 1485 01:13:07,884 --> 01:13:09,185 Oh, jeez. 1486 01:13:12,288 --> 01:13:14,458 Hey, hey, come here. 1487 01:13:14,524 --> 01:13:15,859 (WHISTLES) 1488 01:13:20,764 --> 01:13:22,265 Bring the little fish. 1489 01:13:22,331 --> 01:13:25,435 Okay, good, good. Come on, come on. 1490 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:27,571 Okay, okay. Look out. Move over. 1491 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:33,843 Mommy, can I have a piece of pizza? 1492 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:35,812 Maybe later. 1493 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:37,547 Somebody in there? 1494 01:13:39,483 --> 01:13:40,684 (KNOCKING ON BATHROOM DOOR) 1495 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:41,985 Hello... 1496 01:13:44,087 --> 01:13:45,288 (BURSTS) 1497 01:13:51,360 --> 01:13:52,696 (GIGGLING) 1498 01:13:54,998 --> 01:13:56,365 GIRL: Bye! 1499 01:14:05,141 --> 01:14:06,743 JORY: Hey, Jen. 1500 01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:07,911 All right. 1501 01:14:07,977 --> 01:14:09,613 Jory. How are you? 1502 01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:11,180 You're looking good. 1503 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:12,448 Jory, man, someone just called. 1504 01:14:12,516 --> 01:14:14,283 Your mom's been in a serious accident. 1505 01:14:14,350 --> 01:14:15,418 Good. 1506 01:14:15,485 --> 01:14:17,153 Man, I'm telling you, she's in the hospital! 1507 01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:19,556 Get out of my face, will you? 1508 01:14:19,623 --> 01:14:20,657 Why don't you tell her 1509 01:14:20,724 --> 01:14:22,225 why you really don't want me to talk to her? 1510 01:14:22,291 --> 01:14:24,093 Go ahead. Tell her. 1511 01:14:24,160 --> 01:14:25,762 Tell her Randy's been making it 1512 01:14:25,829 --> 01:14:27,997 with some lady old enough to be my mother. 1513 01:14:28,064 --> 01:14:30,500 Come on, Jen. Let's get outta here. 1514 01:14:37,741 --> 01:14:40,677 Hey, Tony! Look, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I need a really... 1515 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,746 I need a really big favor. 1516 01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:44,247 Randy, what is wrong now? 1517 01:14:44,313 --> 01:14:47,817 You gotta deliver this to the Wilshire Motel, Room 214. 1518 01:14:48,585 --> 01:14:49,886 But it is all broken. 1519 01:14:49,953 --> 01:14:51,788 TONY: The tip will be very small. 1520 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,790 Look, don't worry about the tip! 1521 01:14:53,857 --> 01:14:55,859 You just gotta tell the woman that you're very sorry, 1522 01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:57,627 but that there are no more anchovies. 1523 01:14:57,694 --> 01:14:59,529 She should just go home and forget about it, okay? 1524 01:14:59,596 --> 01:15:00,830 But we have many anchovies. 1525 01:15:00,897 --> 01:15:03,299 Yeah, I know! Just do it. 1526 01:15:03,366 --> 01:15:04,367 (SIGHS) 1527 01:15:04,433 --> 01:15:06,402 Okay. Ciao. 1528 01:15:11,074 --> 01:15:13,142 Ooh! You son of a bitch! 1529 01:15:13,209 --> 01:15:14,410 Oh... 1530 01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:15,779 Listen, man, I tried to tell her, 1531 01:15:15,845 --> 01:15:17,080 she wouldn't listen. 1532 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:18,281 Oh, man, how could you? 1533 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:20,584 What kind of amoral chump are you? 1534 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:22,218 I wouldn't call it amoral, exactly. 1535 01:15:22,285 --> 01:15:24,253 Oh, Sal, it's the sickest thing I've ever heard of! 1536 01:15:24,320 --> 01:15:25,421 Oh, come on, man. 1537 01:15:25,488 --> 01:15:26,790 I tried to cover for you. I honestly did. 1538 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,892 Then once Jory got to her. 1539 01:15:30,627 --> 01:15:33,362 Jory got to my mother? God! That is awful... 1540 01:15:33,429 --> 01:15:34,898 No! Jenny! 1541 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:36,532 Jenny? She's here. 1542 01:15:36,600 --> 01:15:37,901 Yes. Well, where is she? 1543 01:15:37,967 --> 01:15:39,335 What did she say? What'd you tell her? 1544 01:15:39,402 --> 01:15:40,637 Does she want to get back together with me? 1545 01:15:40,704 --> 01:15:42,972 Hold it! This is great. 1546 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:44,708 Not... Not really. 1547 01:15:45,541 --> 01:15:46,743 (HUMMING) 1548 01:15:51,615 --> 01:15:53,149 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1549 01:16:03,026 --> 01:16:04,393 Hello, I... 1550 01:16:07,897 --> 01:16:09,432 If you say another word, 1551 01:16:09,498 --> 01:16:11,935 I swear to God, I'll lose my nerve. 1552 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:18,274 (DOOR OPENS) 1553 01:16:18,341 --> 01:16:20,176 Diane! No. Dad? 1554 01:16:20,243 --> 01:16:21,945 Did a girl named Jenny call? No. 1555 01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:23,546 Shoot. 1556 01:16:23,613 --> 01:16:26,415 Uh, son, I think your mother is going to divorce me. 1557 01:16:26,950 --> 01:16:28,051 What? 1558 01:16:28,117 --> 01:16:29,552 I think your mother has left. 1559 01:16:29,619 --> 01:16:31,587 You mean she's not back yet? 1560 01:16:31,655 --> 01:16:33,256 Back from where? 1561 01:16:34,457 --> 01:16:36,425 Uh, from wherever she went. 1562 01:16:36,492 --> 01:16:37,794 No, 1563 01:16:37,861 --> 01:16:39,362 and tonight of all nights. 1564 01:16:39,428 --> 01:16:40,563 The party... 1565 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,298 Where every single person we know in life 1566 01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:43,532 is going to be there to watch 1567 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,301 a marriage of 20 years go right down the tubes. 1568 01:16:45,368 --> 01:16:46,502 No! Yes! 1569 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:48,838 I... I bet she went down to Tiki Joe's. 1570 01:16:48,905 --> 01:16:50,273 Tiki Joe's? 1571 01:16:50,339 --> 01:16:51,540 Yeah, to check on the last minute details. 1572 01:16:51,607 --> 01:16:53,943 Well, you know how she gets. I'm gonna stop her. 1573 01:16:54,010 --> 01:16:55,544 What? 1574 01:16:55,611 --> 01:16:57,280 Help her. While you get ready to go! 1575 01:16:57,346 --> 01:16:59,148 Okay! Oh, good. 1576 01:17:01,718 --> 01:17:03,052 Get ready! 1577 01:17:13,830 --> 01:17:16,532 You are very beautiful. 1578 01:17:16,599 --> 01:17:20,203 Oh! I'm sorry. I can't do this. 1579 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:23,673 I thought I could, but I just can't. 1580 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,941 I have respect for this. 1581 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:27,977 Oh, well, thank you. That's very nice of you. 1582 01:17:28,044 --> 01:17:29,512 You are not cheap and easy. 1583 01:17:29,578 --> 01:17:32,315 No. I tried, but it's just not me. 1584 01:17:32,381 --> 01:17:33,950 Forget the pizza. I buy you real dinner. 1585 01:17:34,017 --> 01:17:35,518 No. 1586 01:17:35,584 --> 01:17:36,720 A dinner and movie. 1587 01:17:36,786 --> 01:17:38,688 No. Thank you, no. 1588 01:17:38,755 --> 01:17:40,056 I pay. 1589 01:17:40,123 --> 01:17:41,424 No! No, look, Topo Gigo, I don't wanna sleep with you, 1590 01:17:41,490 --> 01:17:44,460 I don't wanna date you. I just wanna leave now. 1591 01:17:44,527 --> 01:17:46,529 You mean, you say no to me? 1592 01:17:46,595 --> 01:17:48,364 Yes, I say no and goodbye. 1593 01:17:48,431 --> 01:17:49,598 You cannot leave. 1594 01:17:49,665 --> 01:17:51,968 Oh, oh. $200, right? 1595 01:17:52,035 --> 01:17:53,837 No, it's $12.50. 1596 01:17:53,903 --> 01:17:56,172 I give you coupon discount. 1597 01:17:56,239 --> 01:17:57,974 You give coupons? 1598 01:17:58,041 --> 01:18:00,143 Not for everyone. A privilege. 1599 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:02,879 You are not the regular American woman, 1600 01:18:02,946 --> 01:18:05,715 and I am not the regular delivery boy. 1601 01:18:05,782 --> 01:18:07,851 Oh, my god. You're not? 1602 01:18:07,917 --> 01:18:10,053 No, he asked me to come here 1603 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:12,722 and say we have no more anchovies, 1604 01:18:12,789 --> 01:18:15,058 but I cannot lie to you, my dove. 1605 01:18:15,124 --> 01:18:16,993 I have many anchovies for you! Many! 1606 01:18:17,060 --> 01:18:18,427 Oh, no! No! Please! 1607 01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:19,996 Oh, this is all a horrible mistake. 1608 01:18:20,063 --> 01:18:22,498 I'm so... Oh, my god! Oh, you're just some... 1609 01:18:22,565 --> 01:18:24,200 Oh, my god! You cannot leave! 1610 01:18:24,267 --> 01:18:25,634 Oh, my god! 1611 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:26,803 Wait! 1612 01:18:26,870 --> 01:18:28,104 My anniversary party. 1613 01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:29,605 Oh, Joe's already there. 1614 01:18:29,672 --> 01:18:32,175 Oh, god! All those people! 1615 01:18:33,977 --> 01:18:35,611 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1616 01:18:41,417 --> 01:18:42,518 Wait! 1617 01:18:47,623 --> 01:18:48,691 I'm such a jerk. 1618 01:18:48,758 --> 01:18:50,526 Come on, Jen. 1619 01:18:50,593 --> 01:18:53,629 I was so stupid to come all the way down here without even calling first. 1620 01:18:53,696 --> 01:18:54,964 What was I thinking? 1621 01:18:55,031 --> 01:18:56,165 Hey, I hate to say it, 1622 01:18:56,232 --> 01:18:57,834 but the guy never appreciated you. 1623 01:18:57,901 --> 01:19:00,136 You know, I was just starting to get over him too. 1624 01:19:00,203 --> 01:19:02,772 Jen, don't be so hard on yourself. 1625 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,809 I mean, so you made a mistake. Big deal. 1626 01:19:05,875 --> 01:19:07,676 You're a terrific person. 1627 01:19:07,743 --> 01:19:10,980 You have everything going for you. 1628 01:19:11,047 --> 01:19:14,750 Hey, come on, onward and upward, right? 1629 01:19:14,818 --> 01:19:17,921 Yeah. Yeah, I... I guess. 1630 01:19:19,188 --> 01:19:20,189 Jory! 1631 01:19:20,256 --> 01:19:21,490 You know we'd be good together, Jen. 1632 01:19:21,557 --> 01:19:22,826 Jory, get off of me! 1633 01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:23,927 Come on. We both need it. 1634 01:19:23,993 --> 01:19:25,428 Get off! Stop! 1635 01:19:25,494 --> 01:19:26,529 Ah! 1636 01:19:34,503 --> 01:19:37,807 JENNY: Stop! Stop! 1637 01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,444 Thank you so much. You have just saved my life. 1638 01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:43,279 This guy was unbelievable... 1639 01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:47,550 No funny cash withdrawals. 1640 01:19:47,616 --> 01:19:48,684 Me neither. 1641 01:19:48,751 --> 01:19:49,853 This sleezeball's a pro. 1642 01:19:49,919 --> 01:19:51,787 He's got to be getting paid somehow. 1643 01:19:51,855 --> 01:19:53,656 Well, he wouldn't exactly accept credit cards, would he? 1644 01:19:53,722 --> 01:19:55,091 Hold it. 1645 01:19:55,158 --> 01:19:56,960 I've got three charges for deliveries 1646 01:19:57,026 --> 01:19:59,929 from some place called Senor Pizza. 1647 01:20:00,529 --> 01:20:01,931 So? 1648 01:20:01,998 --> 01:20:05,568 Selling for 200 bucks a pop, and Monica hates pizza. 1649 01:20:08,004 --> 01:20:11,274 Wait a minute. I got five of those. 1650 01:20:11,340 --> 01:20:12,708 Oh, no... 1651 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:17,513 Now... Jesus Christ! 1652 01:20:35,264 --> 01:20:36,432 I love you! 1653 01:20:36,499 --> 01:20:37,800 Go away. 1654 01:20:37,867 --> 01:20:40,136 (REVVING ENGINE) 1655 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:42,538 Are you crazy? You'll be killed. 1656 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:44,573 I don't care. I will die for your love. 1657 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,275 No! Move your hand. 1658 01:20:46,342 --> 01:20:47,343 I love you. 1659 01:20:47,410 --> 01:20:48,544 Move that hand. 1660 01:20:48,611 --> 01:20:49,979 I love you! 1661 01:20:58,021 --> 01:21:00,123 It's probably some young beach boy stud 1662 01:21:00,189 --> 01:21:01,925 with a name like Jason. 1663 01:21:01,991 --> 01:21:03,993 Yeah, some poetry-reading wimp. 1664 01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,128 Whoever he is, 1665 01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,263 he's gonna get his face stomped. 1666 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:10,066 * You shake my nerves and you rattle my brains 1667 01:21:10,133 --> 01:21:12,668 * Too much love drives a man insane 1668 01:21:12,735 --> 01:21:15,338 * You broke my will but what a thrill 1669 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:18,507 * Goodness gracious great balls of fire! 1670 01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:20,876 * I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny 1671 01:21:23,046 --> 01:21:24,914 Where's Tony? 1672 01:21:24,981 --> 01:21:26,615 Tony? The son of a bitch never came back from his break. 1673 01:21:26,682 --> 01:21:28,952 Sal's on delivery. I'm all alone here. 1674 01:21:29,018 --> 01:21:30,186 Randy? 1675 01:21:30,886 --> 01:21:32,855 Jenny, oh... 1676 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:37,793 You look different. 1677 01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:40,429 Since when do you notice that? 1678 01:21:40,496 --> 01:21:42,865 I see you've changed your style. 1679 01:21:42,932 --> 01:21:45,068 Oh. Yes, I have. 1680 01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,676 Oh... I missed you. 1681 01:21:54,377 --> 01:21:56,112 Did you? 1682 01:21:56,179 --> 01:21:57,413 Oh, yes. 1683 01:21:59,215 --> 01:22:01,450 You bitch! Nobody plays with me like that! 1684 01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:02,551 Leave her alone! 1685 01:22:02,618 --> 01:22:04,453 You and me, bozo! Oh, yeah? 1686 01:22:04,520 --> 01:22:06,255 Outside! Outside! Take it outside! 1687 01:22:06,322 --> 01:22:07,957 Come on. Come on. 1688 01:22:12,795 --> 01:22:13,862 Don't do this. 1689 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,664 Jenny, stay out of it. 1690 01:22:20,603 --> 01:22:21,971 No watches and no rings. 1691 01:22:22,505 --> 01:22:23,672 No chains. 1692 01:22:23,739 --> 01:22:25,308 Right there. You got extra everything. 1693 01:22:25,374 --> 01:22:27,910 Sausage and the jalapeno peppers... 1694 01:22:27,977 --> 01:22:29,979 Where's your delivery guy? 1695 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,916 Out, uh, out back. 1696 01:22:33,983 --> 01:22:36,719 Where you going? Hey, wait a minute. Where you... 1697 01:22:36,785 --> 01:22:37,886 Come on, come on. 1698 01:22:37,953 --> 01:22:39,989 Randy, can we just get out of here? 1699 01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:41,991 Jenny, this is something I gotta do. 1700 01:22:42,058 --> 01:22:43,492 Come on. What are you, chicken? 1701 01:22:43,559 --> 01:22:45,961 What are you waiting for now? I'm ready for you... 1702 01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:47,030 Jeez. 1703 01:22:47,096 --> 01:22:49,298 Hey, wait! Wait! 1704 01:22:49,365 --> 01:22:51,334 You're Joe Bodek's son! 1705 01:22:52,535 --> 01:22:53,869 Yeah. 1706 01:22:53,936 --> 01:22:58,007 Okay. All right. I'm... I'm Randy Bodek. 1707 01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,142 Hey, what is this? 1708 01:22:59,208 --> 01:23:01,477 Leave him alone! It's not him! 1709 01:23:02,078 --> 01:23:03,946 He's a homo. 1710 01:23:07,616 --> 01:23:10,086 All right, Bodek, you ready to get your ass kicked? 1711 01:23:10,153 --> 01:23:13,722 * You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain 1712 01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:16,992 * Too much love drives a man insane 1713 01:23:17,060 --> 01:23:18,327 Oh, no... 1714 01:23:20,729 --> 01:23:22,331 Talk to him. 1715 01:23:22,398 --> 01:23:25,134 * I laughed at love 'cause I thought it was funny 1716 01:23:25,201 --> 01:23:27,936 * You came along and moved me, honey 1717 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:31,174 * I've changed my mind, this girl is fine 1718 01:23:31,240 --> 01:23:35,244 Your stud days are over, pretty boy! 1719 01:23:35,311 --> 01:23:36,412 Yeah! 1720 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,881 Bastard! 1721 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:41,717 Hah! 1722 01:23:41,784 --> 01:23:42,885 Yeah! 1723 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:47,190 * You're fine, so kind 1724 01:23:47,256 --> 01:23:50,459 * Got to tell this world that you're mine, mine, mine, mine 1725 01:23:50,526 --> 01:23:53,129 * I chew my nails and I twiddle my thumbs 1726 01:23:53,196 --> 01:23:55,231 * I'm real nervous, but it sure is fun * 1727 01:23:55,298 --> 01:23:57,433 Okay, let's go. 1728 01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:58,501 Other side. 1729 01:23:58,567 --> 01:23:59,668 What? 1730 01:24:01,570 --> 01:24:03,572 What is going on? 1731 01:24:03,639 --> 01:24:05,308 It's a long story. 1732 01:24:11,447 --> 01:24:13,782 You're luggage, pal. Luggage! 1733 01:24:15,351 --> 01:24:16,452 (SWING MUSIC PLAYING) 1734 01:24:16,519 --> 01:24:17,553 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1735 01:24:17,620 --> 01:24:18,787 Cocktail, Mr. Bodek? 1736 01:24:18,854 --> 01:24:20,356 Yeah, why not. 1737 01:24:24,327 --> 01:24:26,195 Hi. How you all doing? 1738 01:24:32,868 --> 01:24:35,037 Hey, Joe, congratulations. 1739 01:24:35,104 --> 01:24:36,772 Where's the better half? 1740 01:24:36,839 --> 01:24:38,174 Wish I knew. 1741 01:24:38,241 --> 01:24:39,475 (LAUGHS) 1742 01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:51,920 Oh, my god. 1743 01:24:58,994 --> 01:25:00,095 Oh. 1744 01:25:13,442 --> 01:25:15,311 (HONKING) 1745 01:25:15,378 --> 01:25:16,945 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1746 01:25:30,526 --> 01:25:32,127 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1747 01:25:36,532 --> 01:25:39,001 What do you think of your lover boy now? 1748 01:25:39,067 --> 01:25:41,870 He's delivered his last pizza around here. 1749 01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:45,073 Who's this? 1750 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:46,309 Pizza... 1751 01:25:46,375 --> 01:25:50,012 You're looking for the guy who delivers pizza? 1752 01:25:50,078 --> 01:25:51,113 RANDY: Well, it wasn't exactly 1753 01:25:51,180 --> 01:25:53,516 how I planned to spend my summer. 1754 01:25:54,450 --> 01:25:56,219 It sort of just happened. 1755 01:25:58,454 --> 01:26:00,956 Do you hate me? 1756 01:26:01,023 --> 01:26:02,458 Well, how am I supposed to feel 1757 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:04,860 knowing that you slept with all of those women? 1758 01:26:04,927 --> 01:26:06,195 Well, see, now, the weird thing is, 1759 01:26:06,262 --> 01:26:08,531 I didn't sleep with all of them. 1760 01:26:08,597 --> 01:26:09,998 You know, they just wanted somebody 1761 01:26:10,065 --> 01:26:11,334 to make them feel special. 1762 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:12,801 Ah, come on. 1763 01:26:15,103 --> 01:26:16,572 Jenny, there are a lot of women out there 1764 01:26:16,639 --> 01:26:19,542 who don't believe in love anymore. 1765 01:26:19,608 --> 01:26:21,310 You know, all they wanted was a little romance 1766 01:26:21,377 --> 01:26:23,512 and a little respect. 1767 01:26:23,579 --> 01:26:27,149 So I tried to give them what they missed. 1768 01:26:27,216 --> 01:26:28,784 Are you telling me that you did all this for them? 1769 01:26:28,851 --> 01:26:33,256 No, I did this because I had to pay my own tuition. 1770 01:26:33,322 --> 01:26:36,692 You know... Because I had to get back to you. 1771 01:26:39,662 --> 01:26:42,665 And how would you feel if I said, um, 1772 01:26:43,899 --> 01:26:45,568 I slept with all these guys this summer, 1773 01:26:45,634 --> 01:26:48,571 but, hey, I did it for you? 1774 01:26:52,174 --> 01:26:53,576 I'd hate it. 1775 01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:57,913 Just take me to the bus station. 1776 01:26:59,382 --> 01:27:00,483 Okay. 1777 01:27:02,017 --> 01:27:04,253 Okay, I just have to make one stop first. 1778 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:05,454 Where? 1779 01:27:05,521 --> 01:27:08,223 Well, I gotta save my parents' marriage. 1780 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:20,736 (ALL SINGING) 1781 01:27:29,912 --> 01:27:31,914 That woman nuts? 1782 01:27:31,980 --> 01:27:33,849 That's my mother! 1783 01:27:33,916 --> 01:27:34,917 Hello, Diane. 1784 01:27:34,983 --> 01:27:36,018 Hi. 1785 01:27:48,931 --> 01:27:49,998 MAN: Hey! 1786 01:27:52,368 --> 01:27:53,769 (YELLING) 1787 01:27:53,836 --> 01:27:55,137 Who was that? 1788 01:27:55,203 --> 01:27:57,373 TONY: I'm okay. I'm okay. 1789 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,107 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 1790 01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:05,714 Joe! Oh, Joe! Oh, Joe! 1791 01:28:09,618 --> 01:28:10,853 I am so sorry. 1792 01:28:10,919 --> 01:28:12,688 No, Diane, I am so sorry. 1793 01:28:12,755 --> 01:28:14,523 I am so sorry. Later, Linda. 1794 01:28:14,590 --> 01:28:16,459 No, see, your husband and I, 1795 01:28:16,525 --> 01:28:17,593 we didn't do anything. 1796 01:28:17,660 --> 01:28:18,827 No problem, Linda, okay? 1797 01:28:18,894 --> 01:28:19,928 Go away, Linda. Go away! Go away! 1798 01:28:23,466 --> 01:28:25,768 Hi, I'm Brad. Frosty beverage? 1799 01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:28,070 No, Brad, no frosty beverage. Thank you. 1800 01:28:28,136 --> 01:28:29,237 Okay. 1801 01:28:29,972 --> 01:28:31,239 Look out! 1802 01:28:32,107 --> 01:28:33,776 Cara... Cara! 1803 01:28:35,711 --> 01:28:38,146 So this is the man that stands between us. 1804 01:28:38,213 --> 01:28:39,682 Tony! Tony! 1805 01:28:39,748 --> 01:28:40,949 No, Tony! 1806 01:28:41,016 --> 01:28:42,418 I need to talk to you for a sec... 1807 01:28:42,485 --> 01:28:44,019 Son? I need to speak with you. Yeah, but, Dad... 1808 01:28:44,086 --> 01:28:45,988 Now, look, I've been thinking this over. 1809 01:28:46,054 --> 01:28:47,390 Now, I'm your father. I know that. 1810 01:28:47,456 --> 01:28:49,358 You're my son, and I love you, 1811 01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:51,694 and it's really okay that you're gay. 1812 01:28:51,760 --> 01:28:53,328 Gay? What? 1813 01:28:53,396 --> 01:28:54,930 But I really don't think this is the proper place 1814 01:28:54,997 --> 01:28:57,132 for your lover to be making a big scene. 1815 01:28:57,199 --> 01:28:58,967 Dad, what are you talking about? 1816 01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:02,471 I know all about you and this guy, Alex, here. 1817 01:29:02,538 --> 01:29:04,306 But I'm Tony. You're who? 1818 01:29:04,373 --> 01:29:07,543 I meet this woman when I deliver pizza for him. 1819 01:29:07,610 --> 01:29:09,478 For you? 1820 01:29:09,545 --> 01:29:11,614 You're the regular delivery boy? 1821 01:29:11,680 --> 01:29:12,848 Yeah, see... 1822 01:29:12,915 --> 01:29:14,282 So what is this guy doing here? 1823 01:29:14,349 --> 01:29:15,384 Well... 1824 01:29:15,451 --> 01:29:16,952 I love her. 1825 01:29:17,019 --> 01:29:18,554 What did you say? She needs a real man. 1826 01:29:18,621 --> 01:29:19,755 Oh, no. 1827 01:29:19,822 --> 01:29:20,923 Are you talking to me? 1828 01:29:20,989 --> 01:29:22,224 Dad, wait! 1829 01:29:22,290 --> 01:29:23,792 Hey, Dad. Dad! 1830 01:29:25,293 --> 01:29:26,629 He better be in there, kid. 1831 01:29:26,695 --> 01:29:28,363 Yeah, he'd better. 1832 01:29:30,198 --> 01:29:32,435 Joe! Joe! Joe! 1833 01:29:32,501 --> 01:29:34,537 Come on, put up your hands. 1834 01:29:39,307 --> 01:29:41,276 There he is! That's him! 1835 01:30:02,931 --> 01:30:04,700 Oh. Oh. Oh! 1836 01:30:06,835 --> 01:30:08,504 Randy! 1837 01:30:08,571 --> 01:30:10,105 Come here, you! 1838 01:30:11,206 --> 01:30:12,441 Come on! 1839 01:30:24,186 --> 01:30:26,822 Oh, I said I was sorry. 1840 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:28,557 Are you all right? 1841 01:30:30,693 --> 01:30:32,461 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 1842 01:30:32,528 --> 01:30:33,862 (GRUNTING) 1843 01:30:38,467 --> 01:30:39,535 Hey! 1844 01:30:41,837 --> 01:30:43,338 Hey, hey! 1845 01:30:43,405 --> 01:30:45,674 Shit! Shit! 1846 01:30:46,609 --> 01:30:48,343 You son of a bitch! 1847 01:30:49,945 --> 01:30:51,680 My favorite toupee! 1848 01:30:52,681 --> 01:30:54,182 Oh! Excuse me. 1849 01:31:10,499 --> 01:31:11,834 Come here. 1850 01:31:16,471 --> 01:31:17,706 (SIREN WAILING) 1851 01:31:17,773 --> 01:31:18,874 You're gone. 1852 01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:20,242 Your days are numbered. 1853 01:31:20,308 --> 01:31:21,977 He's getting away! 1854 01:31:40,696 --> 01:31:42,030 Come here. 1855 01:31:42,097 --> 01:31:44,132 All right, Harry, what the hell is all this? 1856 01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:46,468 Your son has been porking my wife! 1857 01:31:46,535 --> 01:31:48,470 Mine too. Same here. 1858 01:31:48,537 --> 01:31:49,905 Well, I thought you were gay! No! 1859 01:31:49,972 --> 01:31:51,506 (LAUGHING) 1860 01:31:51,574 --> 01:31:52,641 Mom! 1861 01:31:54,342 --> 01:31:56,779 Mom, I don't... Believe this! 1862 01:32:01,249 --> 01:32:03,351 OFFICER: Hold it, you three. 1863 01:32:03,418 --> 01:32:05,187 Hold it right there. 1864 01:32:09,157 --> 01:32:10,325 Oh, wait, wait. Mom? Dad? 1865 01:32:10,392 --> 01:32:12,127 Yes. Excuse me. 1866 01:32:13,128 --> 01:32:14,797 This is Jenny. 1867 01:32:14,863 --> 01:32:17,933 We've been living together for two semesters... 1868 01:32:18,000 --> 01:32:20,102 And I'm in love with her. 1869 01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:21,403 DIANE: Aw... 1870 01:32:21,469 --> 01:32:23,639 You have no idea how happy I am to meet you. 1871 01:32:23,706 --> 01:32:25,307 Jenny! It's so nice to meet you. 1872 01:32:25,373 --> 01:32:26,975 Beautiful. Beautiful. 1873 01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:28,376 It's nice to meet you too. 1874 01:32:28,443 --> 01:32:29,477 This is beautiful. 1875 01:32:29,544 --> 01:32:30,913 Come on, let's go. Go ahead. 1876 01:32:30,979 --> 01:32:32,581 BRAD: Frosty beverage? 1877 01:32:36,318 --> 01:32:38,520 So, you a friend of his? 1878 01:32:38,587 --> 01:32:39,988 Best friend. 1879 01:32:42,190 --> 01:32:45,093 There's this song. It goes, um... 1880 01:32:45,160 --> 01:32:48,363 (SCATTING THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME) 1881 01:32:48,430 --> 01:32:50,432 (REPEATS ON CLARINET) 1882 01:32:50,498 --> 01:32:52,635 That's it! Can you play that? 1883 01:33:09,317 --> 01:33:10,352 Come on. 1884 01:33:10,418 --> 01:33:11,453 I don't know. 1885 01:33:11,519 --> 01:33:13,689 Come on. Come on, come on. 1886 01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:16,358 Jenny, I'm gonna give the money back. 1887 01:33:16,424 --> 01:33:17,459 I don't want it. 1888 01:33:17,525 --> 01:33:18,927 I'm going to keep my day job, 1889 01:33:18,994 --> 01:33:20,996 and I'm gonna come up, I'm gonna see you on weekends. 1890 01:33:21,063 --> 01:33:22,230 Forget about it. 1891 01:33:22,297 --> 01:33:23,966 You're going back to college. 1892 01:33:24,032 --> 01:33:25,901 I suppose you got some idea of what you're doing there. 1893 01:33:25,968 --> 01:33:28,503 Oh, I do. I want to major in pre-med, 1894 01:33:28,570 --> 01:33:30,238 minor in Japanese, 1895 01:33:30,305 --> 01:33:32,641 study some photography courses... 1896 01:33:34,276 --> 01:33:35,744 I think we'll talk about this tomorrow. 1897 01:33:35,811 --> 01:33:36,879 Okay. 1898 01:33:36,945 --> 01:33:37,980 (CHUCKLING) 1899 01:33:38,046 --> 01:33:39,481 Congratulations. 1900 01:33:39,547 --> 01:33:40,949 So, where did you learn this? 1901 01:33:41,016 --> 01:33:43,251 Never mind. I don't wanna know. 1902 01:33:57,465 --> 01:33:58,901 (SQUEALS) 1903 01:35:07,836 --> 01:35:10,205 RANDY: Oh! Oh, by the way, the husbands? 1904 01:35:10,272 --> 01:35:13,175 Their wives did show up to bail them out. 1905 01:35:13,241 --> 01:35:15,077 Claude and Monica. 1906 01:35:15,143 --> 01:35:17,780 They decided to forget the whole thing. 1907 01:35:19,214 --> 01:35:20,715 Joyce and Reed. 1908 01:35:20,783 --> 01:35:23,385 They weren't going to forget anything. 1909 01:35:25,653 --> 01:35:26,955 (LAUGHS) 1910 01:35:27,022 --> 01:35:29,091 But they decided to make up anyway. 1911 01:35:29,157 --> 01:35:32,560 Kyoko was gonna bail out Harry, but then it hit her, 1912 01:35:32,627 --> 01:35:34,662 why ruin a good thing? 1913 01:35:34,729 --> 01:35:37,565 Hey! Get your hands off of me, you! 1914 01:35:37,632 --> 01:35:39,534 I wanna talk to my wife! 116480