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PILOT: This is Eagle 3, HPD Air Support.
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We have eyes on a 10-80 that
committed a vehicular homicide,
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heading Makai on Palolo Avenue.
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OFFICER: This is
2-Bravo 727 in pursuit.
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Suspect's driving erratically
and at speeds in excess of...
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(car horn honks)
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He just blew another stop sign.
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(tires squealing, sirens wailing)
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PILOT 2: 727, copy.
Please update position.
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OFFICER: Suspect now turning
eastbound on Kaau Street.
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Wait. Correction.
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He's now turning Makai
again on Pukelele.
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PILOT 1: Air support requesting backup.
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We're at bingo fuel.
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DISPATCHER: This is
153 Central. PIT 'em.
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OFFICER: 10-4 on the PIT maneuver, 153.
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(tires squealing)
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All right, move in.
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Driver, open the door slowly.
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Exit with your hands above your head.
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Get out of the car now.
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Hands where we can see them.
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Cover him. Driver, open the door.
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(Hawaii Five-O theme song playing)
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- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -
-- for www.addic7ed.com --
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Gentlemen.
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Hey.
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Check it, my dudes, Five-O HQ.
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It's like the Batcave up in here.
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Yeah, the Christian Bale Batcave.
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- Not that goofy old-school one.
- Oh, so true.
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- STEVE: How you doing, guys?
- Wow.
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I'm Commander Steve McGarrett. Welcome.
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Oh, very cool, sir.
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Anything you want to say to the fans
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of Scooter and the Skeez?
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Yeah, you can't film in here.
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- Totes get it.
- Our bad.
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- Commander.
- Yes.
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Your reputation precedes you.
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You are, like, a legit
legend around here.
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The knowledge we soak up
from shadowing you today
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will for sure level up
our recruitment video.
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Well, I really appreciate that, guys.
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Thank you very much. Unfortunately,
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uh, I can't shadow with you guys today.
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You will be with my colleagues,
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- Officer Tani Rey...
- Hello.
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And Quinn Liu.
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I think you'll find they're
both very knowledgeable,
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very professional, and
very patient, right, guys?
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- Mm-hmm. Yes.
- SCOOTER: Oh, legit.
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So, I'm gonna leave you guys.
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Have a great day. I'll
see you later. All right?
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(quietly): Okay, well, you're
the millennial whisperer.
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Lead the way.
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Okay. Scooter and Skeez,
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the governor hired you to
make a recruitment video
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for the HPD, and apparently
we're at your disposal today.
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So, do you have any
questions before we start?
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- I got one.
- Okay.
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We kind of overslept, haven't
gotten our nosh on yet.
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Do you guys know any good
brunch spots around here?
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Millennial whisperer?
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TANI: All right, then, let's go
munch on some grindage.
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SCOOTER: Sweet.
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♪ ♪
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(indistinct radio transmission)
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So, go ahead, make my morning.
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I'll do my best.
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Officers surveilling a
high-traffic narcotics area
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in Kalihi spotted a suspicious vehicle.
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When they tried to pull
it over, it took off,
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blowing through an intersection
and killing a pedestrian.
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Patricia Martin, local teacher.
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Duke's handling the notification.
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Is the driver in custody?
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Yeah, about that.
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So no one's driving.
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What is this, the robot apocalypse?
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Well, actually, autonomous vehicles have
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a fail-safe in place so they
can be controlled remotely.
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It's called teleoperations.
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We think that's how this
car was being steered.
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Yeah, I know about
it, but that technology
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is not street legal.
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So what's the car doing on
the road in the first place?
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Nah, the plates are fake
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and the VIN's been filed off.
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And whoever sent it out into the wild
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was smart enough not to
leave any prints on it.
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Yeah, then I found this
in a box on the front seat
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with 400 bucks inside.
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Aha. Okay.
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So you got a remote-controlled car
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that goes through a
high-traffic drug area.
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Comes out with $400.
Can you connect the dots?
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Yeah, I mean, it looks to me like
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some tech-savvy drug
dealers have found a way
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to mitigate the risk of their
own guys ratting on them.
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Smart. I get it.
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Except now someone's dead,
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and now they're on the hook
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for a lot more than drug trafficking.
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Yeah. The question is,
who's behind the controls?
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(singers vocalizing)
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♪ ♪
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Whoa.
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Sorry about before,
filming inside your office.
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It's just that we constantly
got to feed the beast.
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The beast?
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I think they mean YouTube.
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Our fans' demand for content is insane.
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You slow down for a
second, you get trampled
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by whoever's coming up behind you.
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- Sounds stressful.
- SKEEZ: Mad stressful.
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I barely got eight last night.
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Insomnia is a silent killer.
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Look, it may not seem like it,
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but we take our work seriously.
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62% retention among teens with
four-second attention spans
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is straight fire.
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We may look like a
couple of dumb kids...
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Never crossed my mind.
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But it takes effort to
look this effortless.
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Take this recruitment video for example.
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Say it sucks. Then we lose eyeballs,
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which means we lose dollars
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and then let down your governor.
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And you... maybe you lose
the next great young recruit.
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And maybe the police force suffers.
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And maybe people get hurt.
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I mean, I don't want to say
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we're saving lives out here, but...
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SCOOTER: Yeah.
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Bet you hadn't thought about it
that way before.
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- Nope.
- You are right.
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We have never thought about it that way.
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FLIPPA: Next.
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Flippa. Hello.
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We have guests dining with us today.
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Of course. We heard you
guys were on your way over.
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Cuz already has you all set up.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow, look at this.
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Fresh grindz for our VIPs.
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Thank you.
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- Not for you. Scooter and Skeet.
- (slurping)
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- "Skeez."
- Yeah, right.
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Big fan. Longtime follower, brah.
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Really, Kamekona? How long?
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Long enough to know they got
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the beaucoup followers on Instagram.
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By the way, that reminds me,
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lunch is on the house today.
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Awesome.
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As long as I get a
selfie with both of you
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- to post on my Insta.
- Oh, see that?
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Big man knows what's up.
Eyeballs are currency.
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Which is why we're gonna hit you back
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with a tagged post of our own.
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All right.
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Hit it, Skeez.
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- SCOOTER: Crustacean nation!
- Looks good.
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(phone beeps)
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What is it?
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HPD caught a homicide in Waialua.
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Steve wants us to assist.
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187. Sweet.
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Good luck, crime fighters.
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So, CSU is up to their elbows
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in this Hot Wheel we sent to 'em.
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They've been going all through the car,
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trying to figure out who
might have been using it
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to sell dope, but all they've
found so far is cameras,
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and a bunch of 'em.
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Most interestingly a dash
cam recording the interior.
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DANNY: All right,
well, that makes sense.
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Dealer gets to see what's going on
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without actually having to be there.
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GROVER: Right, and speaking of that,
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the CSU also found a pretty serious
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radio-controlled transmitter.
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Oh, that's good news. If we can
figure out the control radius,
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that might help us narrow down
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where this thing's being operated from.
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Yeah, well, slow your roll there, Chief,
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it ain't gonna be that simple.
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This particular transmitter
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operates on an ultra-
high-frequency radio link.
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And this thing can be controlled
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from as far away as 150 miles.
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So the dealer could be
anywhere on the island.
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JUNIOR: Yeah. Or Molokai or Kauai.
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Yeah, basically, this
transmitter's a dead end.
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Well, we'll keep working the car,
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maybe something will come through.
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- Hey, you find something?
- Yeah. We got a hit on the prints
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from the bag of cash found in the car.
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GROVER: So, who's this handsome fella?
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ADAM: Kanoa Anakoni.
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Arrested last year for drug possession
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and aggravated assault.
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You know, I'm thinking this
guy may need a refresher course
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on the rules of his probation.
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(panting)
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(tires screech)
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(car horn honks)
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Five-O. Step back.
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Hey, thanks for helping us out, Auntie.
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By the way,
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whatever you're cooking smells great.
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- (grunts)
- Hey.
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Where am I?
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I didn't do nothing.
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Your ribs are broken
'cause you got hit by a car
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when you ran away from our
guys. You remember that?
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You might not remember that
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'cause you hit the
back of your head, too.
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That probably doesn't feel
too good right now either.
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DANNY: The IV is to help you sober up
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so you can tell us about
the drugs you bought today.
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No, no, no, I didn't buy no drugs.
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At 10:16 you sent a text message saying,
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"One 8 of C.
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920 Piikoi Avenue."
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That's got to be an
eight-ball of something
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delivered to your home address.
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Right? I'm thinking coke or crystal.
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- I would think crystal, probably.
- Yeah?
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I mean... you know.
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Anyway, two minutes later,
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you got a return text
that just said "400."
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Which is the exact amount
of money we found in a bag
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covered with your prints.
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Now, we traced that number,
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but it went to a burner.
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So the good news is you're here with us,
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and you can tell us, uh,
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who's behind this operation.
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I-I don't know.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Honestly,
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that number's been
floating around for a while,
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and I just started using it.
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- How does it work?
- I don't know.
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You text it what you
want, where you're at.
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A car pulls up, the window goes down,
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you show your money to the camera.
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You put it down, a box opens up,
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you grab your stash, and that's it.
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So it's like an app for junkies?
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It's a good time to be alive.
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All right, Kanoa,
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the next call we make's
gonna be your parole officer
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unless you do something for us.
257
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What do you need?
258
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We need you to order some drugs.
259
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Officer Rey, Officer Liu,
mahalo for the assist.
260
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,572
Yeah, of course.
261
00:11:23,597 --> 00:11:25,851
Duke, this is Scooter and Skeez.
262
00:11:25,876 --> 00:11:28,076
Oh. (chuckles) We've already met.
263
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They were shadowing HPD
earlier this week, no?
264
00:11:31,215 --> 00:11:33,803
Ah, what up, D-Dizzle?
265
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♪ Top-shelf collie
weed just arrive... ♪
266
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Victim's name is
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Marion Polani.
268
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81 years old.
269
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Her cleaning lady found her
this morning, called 911.
270
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Building like this, they
must have security cameras.
271
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Not inside but a bunch
outside, along the perimeter.
272
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We're in the process
of tracking down someone
273
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who can give us access.
274
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♪ Make all the farmers
sow marijuana... ♪
275
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No sign of forced entry.
276
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Looks like she let the perp in.
277
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Means she probably knew
the person who killed her.
278
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Harsh.
279
00:12:09,397 --> 00:12:11,186
Hey.
280
00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:14,533
Well, what I can tell
you is that our Vic
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was comfortable enough with her
killer to turn her back on them.
282
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C.O.D. is blunt force trauma
283
00:12:19,163 --> 00:12:21,129
to the crown of the
skull, struck from behind.
284
00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,664
Oh, bro.
285
00:12:23,163 --> 00:12:25,830
All of a sudden, K-Dog's
shrimp isn't sitting too well.
286
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:28,013
Oh, my God.
287
00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:29,038
Scooter and Skeez?
288
00:12:29,072 --> 00:12:30,567
- Sup?
- Sup?
289
00:12:30,592 --> 00:12:32,885
I am a huge fan.
290
00:12:32,954 --> 00:12:35,215
Your video on fibromyalgia,
291
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,679
like, so informative.
292
00:12:37,943 --> 00:12:40,610
Just doing our part to raise
awareness for our fi-bros.
293
00:12:41,562 --> 00:12:43,429
Oh, what are you guys doing here?
294
00:12:43,454 --> 00:12:46,365
Just being schooled
on Five-O by Five-O.
295
00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,558
(exhales) They're here in a
strictly observational capacity.
296
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Have you determined
297
00:12:51,295 --> 00:12:53,014
- a T.O.D. yet?
- Yes.
298
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:55,864
Uh, around 12:30 a.m., give or take.
299
00:12:55,889 --> 00:12:58,189
That's a little late to
be entertaining guests.
300
00:12:58,795 --> 00:13:00,813
Normally Skeez and I
live by the aphorism
301
00:13:00,838 --> 00:13:03,672
"It's easier to ask
forgiveness than permission."
302
00:13:04,061 --> 00:13:08,787
But your rules were crystal,
so... asking permish.
303
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,457
Would it be Gucci to
take a selfie with the Vic
304
00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:12,725
in the BG?
305
00:13:16,076 --> 00:13:18,053
For research purposes, of course.
306
00:13:18,121 --> 00:13:20,645
He's joking. Please tell me he's joking.
307
00:13:20,670 --> 00:13:23,402
You absolutely cannot
308
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:26,361
take pictures or
videos at a crime scene.
309
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,739
Is that clear?
310
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:30,209
- Totally get it.
- 100%. Okay.
311
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SKEEZ: Nothing inappropriate.
312
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,989
- Okay.
- Just one follow-up question:
313
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,911
I'm on a strict "schedge" with my meds,
314
00:13:36,936 --> 00:13:38,283
and I just noticed the time.
315
00:13:38,308 --> 00:13:41,009
Y-You don't have to ask us
permission to take your medication.
316
00:13:41,122 --> 00:13:42,321
- Really?
- Just take it.
317
00:13:42,346 --> 00:13:44,012
- Right here?
- Right here.
318
00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:45,603
Okay.
319
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:52,779
(whirring)
320
00:13:53,248 --> 00:13:54,299
Whoa.
321
00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:57,679
Your medicine is
smoking pakalolo? Really?
322
00:13:57,704 --> 00:14:00,772
We're not animals. We strictly vape.
323
00:14:00,797 --> 00:14:01,963
And, yes,
324
00:14:01,988 --> 00:14:03,529
it's for glaucoma.
325
00:14:03,554 --> 00:14:06,435
- You don't have glaucoma.
- Exactly
326
00:14:07,131 --> 00:14:09,104
TANI: Put it away. Now.
327
00:14:09,129 --> 00:14:10,607
LUKELA: Building manager just arrived.
328
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,109
- (balloon deflating)
- He can show us the security footage...
329
00:14:12,134 --> 00:14:15,169
(sniffs) from last night.
330
00:14:15,194 --> 00:14:16,490
Don't ask.
331
00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,187
(balloon deflating)
332
00:14:19,393 --> 00:14:20,492
BRENT: All right.
333
00:14:20,517 --> 00:14:21,861
I've logged on to the security system.
334
00:14:21,885 --> 00:14:22,951
Everything's backed up on the
335
00:14:22,976 --> 00:14:25,061
- central server for the last week.
- _
336
00:14:25,086 --> 00:14:26,922
I can access all the cameras.
337
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:29,579
- What did you want to see?
- T.O.D. was approximately 12:30,
338
00:14:29,604 --> 00:14:31,934
so let's start at
11:00 and go from there.
339
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,671
It's a shame about Marion.
340
00:14:33,696 --> 00:14:36,174
QUINN: Mr. Garis, we think Marion
was killed by somebody she knew,
341
00:14:36,199 --> 00:14:37,844
which obviously includes
all of her neighbors.
342
00:14:37,868 --> 00:14:40,422
Do you know if she had
issues with any other tenants?
343
00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:42,614
(chuckles): Uh, yeah.
She most certainly did.
344
00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:44,339
- Who?
- All of 'em.
345
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,353
_
346
00:14:48,378 --> 00:14:50,098
Look, I don't want to
speak ill of the dead,
347
00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:51,566
but Marion was an awful person
348
00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,725
who made everyone's life a living hell.
349
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:55,517
Bury the lede much, bro?
350
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:57,606
Hey. You are free to
observe and take notes,
351
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,631
but keep the DVD
commentary to a minimum.
352
00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:01,662
Nobody watches DVDs.
353
00:15:02,365 --> 00:15:03,965
QUINN: Mr. Garis, you were saying?
354
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,804
Look, I can send you all the
complaints that I've gotten
355
00:15:05,829 --> 00:15:08,787
about her over the years, but
you would be swimming in paper.
356
00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:10,842
Suffice it to say,
there's not a single person
357
00:15:10,867 --> 00:15:14,881
in this building that Marion
hasn't managed to piss off.
358
00:15:15,597 --> 00:15:17,496
(playing Ping-Pong)
359
00:15:21,530 --> 00:15:23,063
TANI: Hey, guys!
360
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:24,721
It's not the time for that.
361
00:15:24,746 --> 00:15:26,513
SKEEZ: Our bad.
362
00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,529
Get over here.
363
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:30,297
Just ignore them.
364
00:15:30,710 --> 00:15:32,743
Easier said than done, we realize.
365
00:15:33,381 --> 00:15:35,834
So, this is what the
security cameras picked up
366
00:15:35,859 --> 00:15:37,915
as of 11:00 last night.
367
00:15:37,940 --> 00:15:40,221
Okay. Let's roll forward from
here and see what we've got.
368
00:15:43,808 --> 00:15:46,276
BRENT: So, it looks like nobody
came in or out of the building
369
00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,602
between 11:30 last night
and 6:30 this morning.
370
00:15:49,042 --> 00:15:50,286
You know what that means, right?
371
00:15:50,551 --> 00:15:52,195
The people who live here
don't know how to party?
372
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:55,964
TANI: Yes, and the killer
lives in the building.
373
00:16:00,577 --> 00:16:03,607
Well, 2F doesn't seem thrilled
to have to stay in all day.
374
00:16:03,632 --> 00:16:05,899
Well, until we figure out
which resident is the killer,
375
00:16:05,924 --> 00:16:07,424
this whole place is on lockdown.
376
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:09,349
Yes. We're all about the lockdown.
377
00:16:09,374 --> 00:16:11,092
Got to keep the crime scene tight.
378
00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,717
It's just like when
we're shooting a vid.
379
00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:14,441
Got to control the location,
380
00:16:14,466 --> 00:16:16,900
keep the randos from
wandering into your shot.
381
00:16:16,925 --> 00:16:18,491
TANI: All right. We got 31 suspects
382
00:16:18,516 --> 00:16:19,782
to interview.
383
00:16:19,997 --> 00:16:21,330
It's gonna be a long lockdown.
384
00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,263
What if I told you I could
streamline this whole process?
385
00:16:26,288 --> 00:16:28,623
- Uh-huh?
- I used to live in a complex like this,
386
00:16:28,648 --> 00:16:30,147
and there's always that one neighbor,
387
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:33,319
the one up in everyone's business.
388
00:16:34,956 --> 00:16:36,389
Looks like you just found her.
389
00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:38,509
ROSE: Of course, I tend to keep
390
00:16:38,534 --> 00:16:43,137
to myself if I can help it, but
Marion was a hard one to ignore.
391
00:16:43,162 --> 00:16:45,496
She...
392
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:47,319
she made an impression.
393
00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:50,377
Um, fr... from what we've heard, Marion
394
00:16:50,446 --> 00:16:53,080
- wasn't the most endearing person.
- _
395
00:16:53,105 --> 00:16:54,537
She was the devil incarnate, dear.
396
00:16:54,562 --> 00:16:57,428
And, worse, a gin rummy cheat.
397
00:16:57,453 --> 00:16:58,719
- Savage.
- Savage.
398
00:16:58,744 --> 00:17:01,822
Was there anyone with an especially
bad relationship with Marion?
399
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,286
Maybe somebody who wanted her dead?
400
00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:06,873
Oh, let's see. There's Liliana
401
00:17:06,898 --> 00:17:09,496
and Todd and Kawika.
402
00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,308
Oh, and that whole debacle
403
00:17:11,333 --> 00:17:13,000
with the water feature.
404
00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:14,858
You know what?
405
00:17:14,883 --> 00:17:16,183
I'll put on some coffee.
406
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:18,342
This may take a while.
407
00:17:18,367 --> 00:17:20,365
There's a lot of names.
408
00:17:30,163 --> 00:17:31,483
Lou, you good?
409
00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:34,037
GROVER: Yes, sir. As
long as that tracker
410
00:17:34,062 --> 00:17:35,979
in Kanoa's bag ends up in that drug car,
411
00:17:36,004 --> 00:17:38,771
we can follow it to
wherever it calls home.
412
00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:40,629
DANNY: Well, it's come to this.
413
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:42,186
Drugs on demand.
414
00:17:42,211 --> 00:17:44,411
Y-You know, a lot of
street hustlers are gonna be
415
00:17:44,436 --> 00:17:45,635
out of a job pretty soon.
416
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,204
I mean, there's an app
for everything these days.
417
00:17:47,229 --> 00:17:48,723
Isn't there?
418
00:17:48,748 --> 00:17:50,181
Used to be,
419
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,287
if you wanted something,
420
00:17:51,312 --> 00:17:54,775
you had to actually get dressed
and leave the house, right?
421
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:58,868
Get in a car, drive to
a store, talk to a human.
422
00:17:59,025 --> 00:18:00,791
Yeah. Yeah.
423
00:18:00,816 --> 00:18:03,383
Well, I mean, you know,
less humans, better for me.
424
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,053
I mean, that's the only
reason I use those apps,
425
00:18:05,078 --> 00:18:07,678
so I don't have to deal with people.
426
00:18:07,703 --> 00:18:10,201
Human-to-human
interaction is the whole,
427
00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,114
that's the point of life, Danny.
428
00:18:12,139 --> 00:18:14,248
Why be alive if you're
not gonna do that?
429
00:18:14,273 --> 00:18:16,753
Since when do you like
people? Are you social now?
430
00:18:16,778 --> 00:18:18,745
- (engine approaches)
- Hey, yo.
431
00:18:18,770 --> 00:18:19,803
We got movement.
432
00:18:19,828 --> 00:18:21,695
Same make and model
as the hit-and-run car.
433
00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:27,608
All right, this is it.
Our delivery has arrived.
434
00:18:43,686 --> 00:18:45,086
(engine starts)
435
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:50,244
QUINN: So, based on our visit with Rose,
436
00:18:50,269 --> 00:18:53,404
the human rumor mill, we now
have 12 suspects to prioritize.
437
00:18:53,429 --> 00:18:54,537
Divide and conquer?
438
00:18:54,562 --> 00:18:58,572
Okay, yes. I guess that means
we should each take one bro?
439
00:18:58,611 --> 00:19:00,777
Backup? Cool.
440
00:19:00,802 --> 00:19:03,053
Skeez-Dog and I can
totally be your backup.
441
00:19:03,078 --> 00:19:05,179
Sure. Let's call it that.
442
00:19:05,204 --> 00:19:06,204
Skeez, you're with me.
443
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:07,428
Excellent choice.
444
00:19:07,453 --> 00:19:09,264
But you should know that
I already have a lady.
445
00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:10,628
So we should probably keep
446
00:19:10,653 --> 00:19:13,921
this relash strictly profesh.
447
00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:15,880
And I instantly regret choosing you.
448
00:19:15,905 --> 00:19:17,705
♪ Hello, my name is
Dr. Greenthumb... ♪
449
00:19:17,947 --> 00:19:20,547
You've probably heard, Marion
Polani was murdered last night.
450
00:19:20,572 --> 00:19:23,440
And you've probably heard that
she was a horrible old crone.
451
00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,353
EMILY: The woman was a total nightmare.
452
00:19:25,378 --> 00:19:27,311
Never a nice word for anyone.
453
00:19:27,336 --> 00:19:29,603
Yeah. She did so many horrible things.
454
00:19:29,672 --> 00:19:34,561
- Such as?
- I have a 1966 Eldorado convertible.
455
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,849
Marion sideswiped it in the parking lot.
456
00:19:37,285 --> 00:19:39,619
And after I contacted
my insurance company
457
00:19:39,644 --> 00:19:43,379
to file a claim, she filled my back seat
458
00:19:43,513 --> 00:19:44,945
with kitty litter.
459
00:19:45,217 --> 00:19:47,221
Used kitty litter.
460
00:19:47,289 --> 00:19:49,089
♪ Hello, my name is
Dr. Greenthumb... ♪
461
00:19:49,158 --> 00:19:51,379
- _
- MANDY: I'm a massage therapist.
462
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:56,154
And Marion, she hated the foot traffic
of my clients coming and going.
463
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:57,806
So because we share this wall,
464
00:19:57,831 --> 00:20:00,811
she used to crank the
volume of her TV so loud,
465
00:20:00,836 --> 00:20:02,936
my clients, they couldn't relax.
466
00:20:03,049 --> 00:20:05,209
I've lost most of my business.
467
00:20:05,234 --> 00:20:07,885
She called Child
Protective Services on me.
468
00:20:07,910 --> 00:20:10,233
Said she hadn't seen my
third-grader in months,
469
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:12,458
- that I was locking him up.
- _
470
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:15,249
- ♪ Constantly grown... ♪
- He was at summer camp.
471
00:20:15,317 --> 00:20:18,459
- EMILY: Todd works late most nights.
- I'm a bartender.
472
00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,418
Doing the Lord's work, my man.
473
00:20:20,443 --> 00:20:23,778
Right. But every night
when Todd would come home,
474
00:20:23,803 --> 00:20:25,903
she would call me up, screaming
475
00:20:25,928 --> 00:20:28,529
about how he'd woken her up
when he came in through the gate.
476
00:20:28,554 --> 00:20:30,541
No one else complained.
I swear she'd sit up
477
00:20:30,566 --> 00:20:32,165
just waiting for me to get back
478
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,923
so she had something
to raise a stink over.
479
00:20:33,948 --> 00:20:35,714
Well, last night, when he came in at...
480
00:20:35,811 --> 00:20:37,014
What time was it, honey?
481
00:20:37,039 --> 00:20:38,772
Around 12:45?
482
00:20:38,797 --> 00:20:42,498
EMILY: Right. Anyway, it
was the first time Marion
483
00:20:42,523 --> 00:20:45,758
didn't complain, and,
I mean, now I get why,
484
00:20:45,783 --> 00:20:46,716
of course.
485
00:20:46,741 --> 00:20:49,275
12:45, you say?
486
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:52,257
TODD: Yeah. Why?
487
00:20:52,282 --> 00:20:54,959
Todd, I'm gonna need to
speak to you outside, please.
488
00:20:58,594 --> 00:20:59,740
What-What's going on?
489
00:20:59,765 --> 00:21:03,163
Hold up, homes. So you want to
good cop/bad cop this or what?
490
00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:04,375
Officer Liu.
491
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:05,999
This is Todd.
492
00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:08,212
Todd just told us that he didn't
get home from work last night
493
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,694
until 12:45 a.m.
494
00:21:13,184 --> 00:21:14,450
Well, that's interesting.
495
00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:16,342
Wait, why is that interesting?
496
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,633
Because we know for a fact
497
00:21:17,658 --> 00:21:19,758
that no one entered the
building after 11:30 p.m.,
498
00:21:19,783 --> 00:21:21,983
- which means you're busted.
- So busted!
499
00:21:22,251 --> 00:21:25,875
TODD: Okay, look, I should've
just come out and said it.
500
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:30,467
Every Tuesday I tell Emily
I'm working late, but I'm not.
501
00:21:30,725 --> 00:21:34,803
Instead of going home, I
go to another apartment.
502
00:21:34,828 --> 00:21:37,850
- A neighbor's apartment.
- Sounds scandalous, dude.
503
00:21:37,982 --> 00:21:40,295
QUINN: What is it that you're doing
at your neighbor's apartment, Todd?
504
00:21:40,561 --> 00:21:42,913
Please, you can't tell Emily.
505
00:21:44,022 --> 00:21:45,950
TANI: This is where
you were last night?
506
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:48,375
Yeah. Playing Dungeons & Dragons.
507
00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:50,451
It was a pretty epic campaign.
508
00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,379
My mage cast an Arcane Hand spell.
509
00:21:52,404 --> 00:21:55,100
My friend Reko, who lives
here, can back me up.
510
00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:56,863
I headed home as soon
as we wrapped things up,
511
00:21:56,888 --> 00:21:58,421
which was about a quarter to 1:00.
512
00:21:58,446 --> 00:21:59,656
Well, that was right around the time
513
00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:01,298
that Marion was murdered.
Did you happen to notice
514
00:22:01,323 --> 00:22:04,791
if anyone was coming or going
from any of the apartments?
515
00:22:04,816 --> 00:22:06,108
Uh, no.
516
00:22:06,133 --> 00:22:08,100
Um, I did hear something.
517
00:22:08,304 --> 00:22:10,839
- TANI: Please don't kill each other.
- Noises.
518
00:22:10,864 --> 00:22:12,530
Like a weird clanking sound.
519
00:22:12,555 --> 00:22:13,877
I didn't really think about it, though.
520
00:22:13,902 --> 00:22:14,942
I just wanted to get home.
521
00:22:15,313 --> 00:22:16,812
If Emily found out I was here...
522
00:22:17,405 --> 00:22:19,592
She and Reko sort of had
a falling out last month.
523
00:22:19,617 --> 00:22:21,084
It got pretty ugly.
524
00:22:21,212 --> 00:22:24,111
- I'd rather not go into it.
- We'd rather you not go into it either.
525
00:22:24,881 --> 00:22:26,847
So Reko confirms Todd's alibi,
526
00:22:26,872 --> 00:22:28,472
but that means Emily doesn't have one.
527
00:22:28,497 --> 00:22:29,893
It's like whack-a-mole.
528
00:22:29,918 --> 00:22:31,795
(chuckles) Classic ref, Officer Liu.
529
00:22:31,820 --> 00:22:33,153
Also, I got to say,
530
00:22:33,178 --> 00:22:34,904
I thought turning bros and broettes onto
531
00:22:34,929 --> 00:22:37,345
a career in law enforcement
would be a hard sell.
532
00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,370
I mean, you guys are the ones
533
00:22:39,395 --> 00:22:40,834
who bust up our house parties
534
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,559
and arrest us for indecent exposure.
535
00:22:42,584 --> 00:22:44,217
Hoping that last one is hypothetical.
536
00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:47,177
His point is, this job
is actually kinda rad.
537
00:22:47,202 --> 00:22:48,990
- And, plus, unlike our boy Duke...
- (phone chimes)
538
00:22:49,015 --> 00:22:50,787
you guys get to wear your own threads.
539
00:22:51,147 --> 00:22:52,783
Everything okay?
540
00:22:52,808 --> 00:22:53,974
Um, no.
541
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:55,936
Noelani just sent me this.
542
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,012
Guys, seriously?
543
00:22:59,037 --> 00:23:00,108
(chuckles)
544
00:23:00,133 --> 00:23:02,616
"We got our hands on the murder weapon.
545
00:23:02,641 --> 00:23:04,274
"#Five-OLife.
546
00:23:04,299 --> 00:23:05,832
#MurderAndMayhem."
547
00:23:05,857 --> 00:23:06,857
What were the rules?
548
00:23:06,882 --> 00:23:08,115
SCOOTER: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
549
00:23:08,140 --> 00:23:10,151
You guys said no photos or
videos of the crime scene.
550
00:23:10,176 --> 00:23:13,944
That dude's apartment is
crime-scene-adjacent at best.
551
00:23:15,371 --> 00:23:16,537
So, we good?
552
00:23:19,709 --> 00:23:22,154
Oh, it's no imposition at all, dear.
553
00:23:22,179 --> 00:23:23,840
You two go deal with your police work.
554
00:23:23,865 --> 00:23:25,064
I'll take care of the boys.
555
00:23:25,089 --> 00:23:26,342
SKEEZ: Harsh punishment, dude.
556
00:23:26,367 --> 00:23:29,101
Who's up for a game of gin rummy?
557
00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,784
TANI: Behave yourselves, bros.
558
00:23:32,376 --> 00:23:34,677
Still a fan of Scooter and Skeez?
559
00:23:37,564 --> 00:23:40,342
Why don't you just
ease back a little bit,
560
00:23:40,367 --> 00:23:41,478
so KITT here doesn't make us.
561
00:23:41,558 --> 00:23:42,723
KITT?
562
00:23:42,748 --> 00:23:43,912
It's KITT from Knight Rider.
563
00:23:43,937 --> 00:23:45,047
You don't know what Knight Rider is?
564
00:23:45,072 --> 00:23:46,149
Of course I know what Knight Rider is.
565
00:23:46,174 --> 00:23:48,061
I used to watch it...
I love Knight Rider.
566
00:23:53,139 --> 00:23:54,860
Here we go. Here we go.
567
00:23:55,156 --> 00:23:57,656
(tires screeching)
568
00:23:57,681 --> 00:23:59,614
DANNY: Well, I'd say they made us.
569
00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:00,738
(siren wailing)
570
00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:03,376
- Lou, you seeing this?
- GROVER: Oh, yeah.
571
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:04,786
Yeah, that sure escalated quickly.
572
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:07,842
STEVE: Yeah, it did. Lou, notify HPD.
We're gonna need a roadblock.
573
00:24:07,867 --> 00:24:09,233
GROVER: All right, will do.
574
00:24:13,042 --> 00:24:15,076
DANNY: This car's gonna
get someone else killed.
575
00:24:18,462 --> 00:24:20,963
(car horn honking)
576
00:24:22,702 --> 00:24:23,868
Why? Why?
577
00:24:23,893 --> 00:24:25,292
I don't want to lose KITT.
578
00:24:25,317 --> 00:24:26,881
DANNY: But KITT is a
worse driver than you.
579
00:24:26,906 --> 00:24:28,505
Plus, there's a tracker in the car.
580
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:30,241
STEVE: I know there's a
tracker in the car, Danny,
581
00:24:30,266 --> 00:24:32,616
but what if we lose the
car and the car stops
582
00:24:32,641 --> 00:24:33,983
to make another sale and the next
583
00:24:34,008 --> 00:24:35,508
customer swipes the bag? Then what?
584
00:24:36,021 --> 00:24:38,922
You're a catastrophist.
585
00:24:38,947 --> 00:24:40,514
- A catastrophist?
- Mm-hmm.
586
00:24:40,539 --> 00:24:42,016
Wow, you're really making the most
587
00:24:42,041 --> 00:24:43,752
out of that "word of
the day" calendar, huh?
588
00:24:43,777 --> 00:24:46,006
It means that you expect
the worst at all times.
589
00:24:46,031 --> 00:24:47,731
I know what it means, but you're wrong.
590
00:24:47,756 --> 00:24:50,152
I plan for the worst,
and there's a difference.
591
00:24:50,177 --> 00:24:51,443
Right, and excuse me
592
00:24:51,468 --> 00:24:53,502
if I trust my eyes more
than a computer chip.
593
00:24:59,066 --> 00:25:01,850
- Whoa.
- (tires screeching)
594
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:11,411
And they say self-driving
cars are safer.
595
00:25:14,488 --> 00:25:16,083
Wow.
596
00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:20,964
That's great... that's great.
597
00:25:20,989 --> 00:25:23,390
How are we supposed to get
anything off of that car now?
598
00:25:23,415 --> 00:25:25,015
Says the catastrophist.
599
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:27,871
Catastrophist... How is
this a good thing, Danny?
600
00:25:27,896 --> 00:25:29,600
I don't know, if we keep this up,
601
00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:31,600
they're gonna run out of cars, right?
602
00:25:40,522 --> 00:25:43,423
- Yo, HPD recover that car?
- Yup.
603
00:25:43,448 --> 00:25:45,649
We ain't been able to get
anything off it, though.
604
00:25:45,674 --> 00:25:48,939
It's weird, but when you take
a plunge off a 100-foot cliff,
605
00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:52,332
all you end up with is pretty
much a self-driving pancake.
606
00:25:52,357 --> 00:25:56,079
However, the first car, the
one involved in the hit-and-run,
607
00:25:56,104 --> 00:25:58,200
well, they got a good
look under that hood,
608
00:25:58,225 --> 00:26:01,084
and it seems that its operating system
609
00:26:01,109 --> 00:26:03,553
is some proprietary software
610
00:26:03,578 --> 00:26:06,890
that's owned by a company
called Tropovision Technologies.
611
00:26:06,915 --> 00:26:08,548
I heard of them. They
make drones, right?
612
00:26:08,617 --> 00:26:10,216
GROVER: Yeah, they do, but now
613
00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,095
they've taken that tech and adapted it
614
00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,722
to... cars you can control remotely.
615
00:26:15,790 --> 00:26:17,401
Well, I've heard of
corporate diversification, but
616
00:26:17,425 --> 00:26:20,293
seems highly unlikely that a
fancy tech company like that
617
00:26:20,318 --> 00:26:22,939
- would get into delivering drugs.
- Right.
618
00:26:22,964 --> 00:26:24,876
So what do we think?
Somebody stole the software?
619
00:26:24,901 --> 00:26:26,700
Yeah, and we have a
pretty good idea who.
620
00:26:26,725 --> 00:26:28,287
Julia Wahea.
621
00:26:28,316 --> 00:26:30,917
Runs R&D at Tropovision.
She's some kind of
622
00:26:30,942 --> 00:26:33,243
whiz kid, basically invented
this software herself.
623
00:26:33,268 --> 00:26:35,068
- And what's the company say?
- They were unaware
624
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:36,520
of any breach when I called them,
625
00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:37,722
but they've since confirmed that
626
00:26:37,746 --> 00:26:39,586
an unauthorized download
of the code did occur.
627
00:26:39,648 --> 00:26:41,504
All right, so-so why
do we think it's Julia?
628
00:26:41,529 --> 00:26:43,895
Because they used her credentials
to log in and download it.
629
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,086
That's a good reason.
630
00:26:45,111 --> 00:26:46,111
Let's bring her in.
631
00:26:48,078 --> 00:26:49,745
QUINN: Thank you.
632
00:26:51,698 --> 00:26:52,797
Anything?
633
00:26:53,194 --> 00:26:55,071
Stop me if this sounds familiar.
634
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:58,264
Marion had Mr. and Mrs.
Puleha's water turned off
635
00:26:58,289 --> 00:26:59,809
because she could hear Mr. Puleha
636
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:01,998
singing in the shower. You?
637
00:27:02,023 --> 00:27:04,137
About the same. Marion would steal
638
00:27:04,162 --> 00:27:06,448
Mr. Jonathon in 4C's pizza deliveries.
639
00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:08,318
I'm starting to think
this killer's gonna get off
640
00:27:08,343 --> 00:27:10,410
- on just cause.
- SCOOTER: Officer Rey!
641
00:27:10,435 --> 00:27:12,035
Officer Liu! Up here!
642
00:27:12,060 --> 00:27:13,793
What the hell are you doing up there?
643
00:27:13,818 --> 00:27:16,927
- You're supposed to be with Rose.
- Totes true,
644
00:27:16,952 --> 00:27:19,719
but there's something
you got to see up here.
645
00:27:19,744 --> 00:27:21,912
L-Like, now.
646
00:27:28,707 --> 00:27:30,173
QUINN: This better be good.
647
00:27:30,198 --> 00:27:31,959
Oh, it is, Wonder Women.
648
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,200
Okay, let me set the scene.
649
00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:37,760
So there we were, shredding some
gin rummy with our dawg Rose,
650
00:27:37,785 --> 00:27:40,519
sipping on prune juice,
when we got to thinking,
651
00:27:40,544 --> 00:27:44,143
"How did our perp slip into
our vic's apartment on the DL?"
652
00:27:44,389 --> 00:27:47,023
And then it hit us, the
cams spec the ground,
653
00:27:47,048 --> 00:27:48,448
but there's no eyes on the roof,
654
00:27:48,826 --> 00:27:51,127
so we came up here to
investigate, and check it.
655
00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:52,285
Exhibit A.
656
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,596
Fresh scrapes on the edge,
657
00:27:53,621 --> 00:27:55,342
along with some flakes of orange paint.
658
00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:59,169
And where, pray tell, did the
paint à l'orange come from?
659
00:27:59,194 --> 00:28:01,227
Behold, Exhibit B.
660
00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:02,975
QUINN: A ladder.
661
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,733
An orange ladder
662
00:28:04,758 --> 00:28:07,217
and fully extendable,
long enough to make
663
00:28:07,242 --> 00:28:09,509
a bridge.
664
00:28:10,998 --> 00:28:12,242
TANI: Wow, slamming that thing down
665
00:28:12,267 --> 00:28:14,428
from one roof to another
would explain the noise
666
00:28:14,453 --> 00:28:15,819
that Todd heard when he got back.
667
00:28:15,844 --> 00:28:17,610
- Makes sense.
- Do you know what this means?
668
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:19,312
Unfortunately. I think this means that
669
00:28:19,337 --> 00:28:22,678
our boys just figured out how
our killer dodged the cameras.
670
00:28:22,703 --> 00:28:23,881
Yeah.
671
00:28:24,505 --> 00:28:25,972
- TANI: Them.
- (both grunt)
672
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:28,698
Look, I know what you guys are thinking,
673
00:28:28,723 --> 00:28:30,003
but before you start thanking us
674
00:28:30,028 --> 00:28:32,161
for cracking this case wide open,
675
00:28:32,186 --> 00:28:34,637
let us first thank you.
676
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:36,429
Because it turns out
being a cop isn't just
677
00:28:36,454 --> 00:28:38,620
about beating up bad guys
and driving real fast,
678
00:28:38,645 --> 00:28:40,529
it's also about personal growth.
679
00:28:41,342 --> 00:28:43,079
You can really learn
a lot about yourself.
680
00:28:43,350 --> 00:28:45,389
Just like we learned
to believe in ourselves
681
00:28:45,414 --> 00:28:47,917
and trust our "insties,"
which, as I mentioned earlier,
682
00:28:47,942 --> 00:28:50,279
is totally how we just
683
00:28:50,304 --> 00:28:52,267
cracked open this case.
684
00:28:59,098 --> 00:29:01,731
Instincts, huh? Is that what it was?
685
00:29:01,756 --> 00:29:03,810
Or was it that your stoke levels
686
00:29:03,835 --> 00:29:06,669
were getting low, so you
came up here to get blazed?
687
00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,140
But you didn't realize that the
door was gonna lock behind you,
688
00:29:09,164 --> 00:29:11,624
so as you were trying to
figure out how to get down,
689
00:29:11,649 --> 00:29:12,809
you noticed the scrape marks,
690
00:29:12,834 --> 00:29:14,288
saw the ladder on the other roof,
691
00:29:14,313 --> 00:29:16,780
and then you somehow
managed to put it together.
692
00:29:16,805 --> 00:29:19,248
Is that what you meant by, by "insties"?
693
00:29:20,076 --> 00:29:22,375
Wow, you're good.
694
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,366
(chuckles) You just solved the mystery
695
00:29:24,391 --> 00:29:26,381
of us solving the mystery.
696
00:29:26,406 --> 00:29:29,649
SCOOTER: Yeah, that's meta
crime fighting right there.
697
00:29:29,674 --> 00:29:31,441
Just when she was starting to like you.
698
00:29:31,553 --> 00:29:32,752
Total bums.
699
00:29:32,865 --> 00:29:33,797
QUINN: All right,
700
00:29:33,822 --> 00:29:36,069
despite the circumstances,
701
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,268
it still counts.
702
00:29:39,066 --> 00:29:42,108
I am actually impressed.
703
00:29:44,247 --> 00:29:46,314
What's happening to your face?
704
00:29:46,339 --> 00:29:48,311
Are you about to cry? Is he crying?
705
00:29:48,336 --> 00:29:50,236
- I'm sorry.
- Are you crying?
706
00:29:50,261 --> 00:29:51,772
I'm just feeling super
emotional right now.
707
00:29:51,797 --> 00:29:53,201
Me, too.
708
00:29:53,542 --> 00:29:55,409
Come on, my dude.
709
00:29:57,283 --> 00:29:58,149
Give it up.
710
00:29:58,467 --> 00:29:59,789
Does he expect me to hug him?
711
00:29:59,814 --> 00:30:01,581
- Just go for it.
- SCOOTER: That's right.
712
00:30:02,037 --> 00:30:03,660
- Bring it in.
- QUINN: Oh.
713
00:30:03,685 --> 00:30:05,852
No drug like a hug.
714
00:30:09,249 --> 00:30:12,284
TANI: Wow, yeah, that
really warms my heart.
715
00:30:21,201 --> 00:30:23,936
Why would I steal code from Tropovision?
716
00:30:24,287 --> 00:30:25,915
I work for them.
717
00:30:25,940 --> 00:30:27,522
That makes no sense.
718
00:30:27,547 --> 00:30:30,831
Sensible or not, your
login and password were used
719
00:30:30,856 --> 00:30:32,322
to steal that software, Julia.
720
00:30:32,347 --> 00:30:34,501
JUNIOR: You know what I
think? I think you're a legit
721
00:30:34,526 --> 00:30:37,794
tech genius who came up with
this amazing program, except
722
00:30:37,819 --> 00:30:39,552
this company's gonna
take all your profits.
723
00:30:39,577 --> 00:30:40,964
ADAM: Yeah, meanwhile,
your student loans
724
00:30:40,989 --> 00:30:42,622
are still sitting there unpaid.
725
00:30:42,690 --> 00:30:44,056
So, being the innovator you are,
726
00:30:44,081 --> 00:30:46,882
you figured you'd innovate your
way into a little side hustle.
727
00:30:46,907 --> 00:30:48,573
- Mm-hmm.
- You know, we get it.
728
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,887
Come on, if I'm such a genius,
729
00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:52,119
then why would I be stupid enough
730
00:30:52,144 --> 00:30:53,992
- to use my own login?
- (lock buzzes)
731
00:30:54,017 --> 00:30:56,017
(clears throat)
732
00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,509
Cyber decrypted the I.P. address
733
00:31:03,534 --> 00:31:05,534
used to download that stolen code.
734
00:31:05,559 --> 00:31:06,856
She's telling the truth, man.
735
00:31:06,881 --> 00:31:09,279
It wasn't her. Take a look.
736
00:31:16,803 --> 00:31:18,615
Any idea who this is?
737
00:31:21,262 --> 00:31:23,239
JUNIOR: All right, come
on, Julia, seems like
738
00:31:23,264 --> 00:31:25,698
you've been telling the truth
so far. Why start lying now?
739
00:31:31,233 --> 00:31:32,899
That's my father.
740
00:31:36,723 --> 00:31:39,124
His name's Micah Wahea.
741
00:31:39,825 --> 00:31:43,061
12 years ago, I tried
to help him get clean...
742
00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,411
but he was too far gone.
743
00:31:46,878 --> 00:31:50,420
He disappeared... and I moved on.
744
00:31:51,686 --> 00:31:53,365
A few months back, he turns up,
745
00:31:54,771 --> 00:31:56,162
clean and sober.
746
00:31:58,336 --> 00:32:00,336
Wanting to make up
for all the lost years.
747
00:32:02,573 --> 00:32:04,106
I said okay.
748
00:32:05,944 --> 00:32:08,040
Guess I'm not so smart after all.
749
00:32:08,168 --> 00:32:12,222
GROVER: Hey, Julia... that's your father.
750
00:32:12,247 --> 00:32:14,460
You love your father. Of course
you want to believe him.
751
00:32:15,028 --> 00:32:16,461
It's just that, um,
752
00:32:16,616 --> 00:32:18,549
sometimes what we want to believe
753
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,537
doesn't quite line up with what's true.
754
00:32:22,116 --> 00:32:24,724
ADAM: Julia, if your dad has relapsed,
755
00:32:24,836 --> 00:32:26,002
then helping us find him
756
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:28,335
would be the best thing
you could do for him.
757
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,484
Door.
758
00:32:43,611 --> 00:32:45,359
Micah Wahea. Five-O.
759
00:32:49,859 --> 00:32:51,961
Clear. No sign of Micah.
760
00:32:51,986 --> 00:32:54,787
And by the looks of things,
he didn't leave willingly.
761
00:32:54,812 --> 00:32:56,667
Yeah, we got a busted-in doorjamb,
762
00:32:56,692 --> 00:32:57,958
overturned furniture.
763
00:33:02,546 --> 00:33:04,148
And fresh blood.
764
00:33:05,442 --> 00:33:08,310
Seems we're not the only ones
looking for Julia's father.
765
00:33:20,057 --> 00:33:21,038
Hey.
766
00:33:21,648 --> 00:33:23,069
So a BOLO's out on Micah.
767
00:33:23,094 --> 00:33:25,294
I just spoke to the neighbors,
and they said they heard shouting
768
00:33:25,319 --> 00:33:27,038
coming from here less than an hour ago,
769
00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:28,063
so this just happened.
770
00:33:28,088 --> 00:33:29,566
Check this out. At least a dozen photos
771
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:30,789
of his daughter.
772
00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:33,012
And I found a schedule
for a drug recovery group
773
00:33:33,037 --> 00:33:34,236
on his fridge.
774
00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:36,437
I mean, he seems like a
proud, sober dad to me,
775
00:33:36,462 --> 00:33:38,451
not a user taking advantage of his kid.
776
00:33:38,519 --> 00:33:39,908
Maybe Julia had it wrong.
777
00:33:39,933 --> 00:33:41,466
Well, except he did steal the code
778
00:33:41,491 --> 00:33:42,744
for the self-driving cars.
779
00:33:42,769 --> 00:33:44,870
Yeah, well, I'm thinking
whoever these dealers are,
780
00:33:44,895 --> 00:33:46,006
they strong-armed him into it.
781
00:33:46,073 --> 00:33:47,606
(phone ringing)
782
00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:49,431
- Lou, what's up?
- GROVER: Well, Julia has hacked
783
00:33:49,456 --> 00:33:50,719
directly into the CPU
784
00:33:50,744 --> 00:33:52,110
of one of the drug cars,
785
00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:53,434
thanks to some short cuts.
786
00:33:53,547 --> 00:33:54,547
Guess it helps
787
00:33:54,572 --> 00:33:56,638
when you write the code. Listen, man,
788
00:33:56,663 --> 00:33:57,862
these drug dealers got
789
00:33:57,887 --> 00:34:00,091
a warehouse full of these puppies.
790
00:34:00,116 --> 00:34:02,498
GPS gave us the location,
and Steve's on his way.
791
00:34:02,523 --> 00:34:04,500
Okay, send us the address,
we'll meet them there.
792
00:34:04,525 --> 00:34:05,557
Will do, hang on.
793
00:34:05,582 --> 00:34:07,582
(doors bang open)
794
00:34:07,607 --> 00:34:09,265
(grunting)
795
00:34:14,975 --> 00:34:16,375
I'm in.
796
00:34:18,671 --> 00:34:20,937
Oh, my God. They have my dad.
797
00:34:20,962 --> 00:34:22,328
AKAMU: Cops are on to us now,
798
00:34:22,649 --> 00:34:24,215
so I'm only going to ask you once.
799
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:26,273
Who did you talk to?
800
00:34:27,002 --> 00:34:28,368
(grunting)
801
00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:32,704
- We have to do something.
- Be right back.
802
00:34:32,729 --> 00:34:33,729
(Micah grunts)
803
00:34:36,223 --> 00:34:38,323
Steve, they got her
old man in there, man,
804
00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:40,068
and they've been working
him over pretty good.
805
00:34:40,093 --> 00:34:41,393
You got to hurry.
806
00:34:44,251 --> 00:34:45,851
(grunting)
807
00:34:46,694 --> 00:34:48,343
AKAMU: Don't want to talk, huh?
808
00:34:48,368 --> 00:34:49,301
No, no.
809
00:34:49,369 --> 00:34:50,735
- (cocks gun)
- Okay.
810
00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,993
You know what that means.
811
00:34:52,018 --> 00:34:54,652
- MICAH: Please, no.
- (engine starts)
812
00:34:54,677 --> 00:34:55,743
No.
813
00:34:55,768 --> 00:34:57,534
- AKAMU: What the hell?
- (tires screeching)
814
00:35:05,419 --> 00:35:06,585
MAN: Who's controlling it?
815
00:35:08,092 --> 00:35:09,333
MAN 2: Disable the damn thing!
816
00:35:09,358 --> 00:35:10,824
(bullets hitting car)
817
00:35:11,979 --> 00:35:13,478
MAN 2: We got to shoot out the motor!
818
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:18,581
(screams)
819
00:35:26,145 --> 00:35:27,345
(grunting)
820
00:35:43,444 --> 00:35:45,177
MAN 1: I think we got it.
821
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:47,502
JULIA: The car's dead.
822
00:35:47,527 --> 00:35:48,638
MAN 1: Careful, it could start up again.
823
00:35:48,662 --> 00:35:51,463
(shouts)
824
00:36:12,918 --> 00:36:14,918
(groaning)
825
00:36:16,122 --> 00:36:17,755
Hey, buddy, you okay?
826
00:36:18,169 --> 00:36:19,169
Mm-hmm.
827
00:36:21,231 --> 00:36:22,491
JUNIOR: Clear.
828
00:36:29,312 --> 00:36:33,915
Well done. Well done, kiddo. Well done.
829
00:36:33,940 --> 00:36:36,152
This is ridiculous. I wasn't
even on the roof last night.
830
00:36:36,176 --> 00:36:38,310
You were careful, I'll give you that.
831
00:36:38,335 --> 00:36:40,856
CSU did not find any
prints on the ladder.
832
00:36:40,881 --> 00:36:43,415
That's because I didn't use any ladder.
833
00:36:43,527 --> 00:36:44,760
So what am I doing here?
834
00:36:44,785 --> 00:36:48,053
Are you familiar with how
Wi-Fi works, Mr. Garis?
835
00:36:48,366 --> 00:36:50,198
- Of course.
- Good. Okay.
836
00:36:50,223 --> 00:36:51,489
So you know that every network
837
00:36:51,565 --> 00:36:53,332
has a very specific digital signature.
838
00:36:53,632 --> 00:36:56,415
Which means that it's
possible for us to figure out
839
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,340
who logs on at any given time.
840
00:36:58,365 --> 00:36:59,709
Do you see where I'm going with this?
841
00:36:59,733 --> 00:37:02,467
At 12:03 a.m. last night,
your cell phone connected
842
00:37:02,536 --> 00:37:03,823
to the Wi-Fi of the building
843
00:37:03,848 --> 00:37:06,882
next door, which your
company also manages.
844
00:37:06,907 --> 00:37:08,273
Then, around 15 minutes later,
845
00:37:08,298 --> 00:37:10,519
it connected to the Wi-Fi
of Marion's building.
846
00:37:10,937 --> 00:37:13,522
At 12:48 a.m., that same sequence
847
00:37:13,547 --> 00:37:15,633
of connect and disconnect happens again,
848
00:37:15,658 --> 00:37:16,858
only this time in reverse.
849
00:37:16,883 --> 00:37:18,861
See, that seems like enough
time for you to shuttle
850
00:37:18,886 --> 00:37:20,720
back and forth across
your ladder bridge,
851
00:37:20,904 --> 00:37:23,038
with a quick pit stop to kill Marion.
852
00:37:26,002 --> 00:37:27,135
I want a lawyer.
853
00:37:27,324 --> 00:37:28,694
That's smart.
854
00:37:28,906 --> 00:37:31,373
And they're probably gonna
tell you that our Wi-Fi evidence
855
00:37:31,398 --> 00:37:33,198
is circumstantial, and they'll be right.
856
00:37:34,437 --> 00:37:36,278
But here's your problem:
857
00:37:36,507 --> 00:37:38,113
we have you on motive, too.
858
00:37:38,138 --> 00:37:40,705
Mmm. We went through Marion's e-mail.
859
00:37:41,382 --> 00:37:42,968
We know that she accused you of
860
00:37:42,993 --> 00:37:44,620
embezzling money from the building.
861
00:37:44,644 --> 00:37:46,589
You know, when you billed
the owner for repair work
862
00:37:46,613 --> 00:37:47,979
that you never performed.
863
00:37:48,091 --> 00:37:50,525
Yeah, she's a crazy old lady
who accused a lot of people
864
00:37:50,550 --> 00:37:53,385
- of things they didn't do.
- Except in this case, she was right.
865
00:37:53,819 --> 00:37:55,520
We went through your financials, Brent.
866
00:37:55,589 --> 00:37:57,756
There seem to be several large deposits
867
00:37:57,781 --> 00:38:00,077
that coincide with work
that you billed your boss for...
868
00:38:00,413 --> 00:38:01,636
but never completed.
869
00:38:02,757 --> 00:38:05,530
You know, it's really a shame
you can't keep that money.
870
00:38:05,739 --> 00:38:07,019
Could've used it for the lawyer.
871
00:38:14,812 --> 00:38:16,207
SCOOTER: Ladies and gentlemen,
872
00:38:16,232 --> 00:38:19,354
two legends of law enforcement, T-Bone
873
00:38:19,379 --> 00:38:21,085
and Q-Money!
874
00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:23,214
(air horn sound effect)
875
00:38:23,569 --> 00:38:25,260
SKEEZ: We watched you at work.
876
00:38:25,285 --> 00:38:26,918
You guys are like artists.
877
00:38:26,943 --> 00:38:28,697
You totes nailed that douche-nozzle.
878
00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:31,409
Yeah, we, like, totes harshed his mellow
879
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,569
- until he was, uh, mellow-less.
- Stop talking.
880
00:38:34,594 --> 00:38:37,616
And, lest you forget, none
of this would've been possible
881
00:38:37,641 --> 00:38:39,808
- without us.
- Really? Because
882
00:38:39,833 --> 00:38:41,444
the way that I recall
it, the only contributions
883
00:38:41,468 --> 00:38:42,734
you guys made was
884
00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:44,379
disobeying orders, getting high,
885
00:38:44,404 --> 00:38:47,413
and... (sighs)
886
00:38:49,339 --> 00:38:50,905
We could not have done this without you.
887
00:38:56,991 --> 00:38:59,928
You know, I wasn't kidding
about what I said earlier.
888
00:39:00,319 --> 00:39:02,864
This whole experience
has been mad inspiring.
889
00:39:02,889 --> 00:39:05,333
In fact, if my career
890
00:39:05,358 --> 00:39:09,160
as a social media influencer
extraordinaire craps out,
891
00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:12,130
yeah, I may just give
law enforcement a try.
892
00:39:12,476 --> 00:39:13,975
No.
893
00:39:14,044 --> 00:39:15,410
No. Listen.
894
00:39:15,512 --> 00:39:19,170
As much as we would love
to have you, um, you-you
895
00:39:19,195 --> 00:39:20,348
have a gift.
896
00:39:20,373 --> 00:39:22,607
Yes. Yes.
897
00:39:23,093 --> 00:39:26,488
And you guys contribute a, a tiny amount
898
00:39:26,513 --> 00:39:28,146
- of joy to people...
- So small.
899
00:39:28,171 --> 00:39:29,171
Every day. And-and
900
00:39:29,196 --> 00:39:30,473
who are we to deny the world that?
901
00:39:30,498 --> 00:39:31,631
Mm-mm. Mm-mm.
902
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:33,719
So true.
903
00:39:33,787 --> 00:39:35,920
I guess we all serve in our own way.
904
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:38,675
Plus, there's the drug testing.
905
00:39:39,297 --> 00:39:40,897
- Right.
- SKEEZ: Hey.
906
00:39:40,922 --> 00:39:44,924
Before we go, would you guys
do us the honor of a selfie?
907
00:39:45,175 --> 00:39:47,442
- Oh. no.
- Of course.
908
00:39:47,467 --> 00:39:49,567
We really appreciate that.
909
00:39:50,882 --> 00:39:52,737
"Solved" on three. One, two, three.
910
00:39:52,806 --> 00:39:54,772
ALL: Solved.
911
00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:04,469
(indistinct chatter)
912
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:14,826
Dad.
913
00:40:16,999 --> 00:40:19,210
So, uh, how's dear old Dad?
914
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,076
He's gonna be fine.
915
00:40:21,145 --> 00:40:22,911
GROVER: Did he say
how he happened to get
916
00:40:22,936 --> 00:40:25,203
- mixed up in all of this?
- Yeah, he did.
917
00:40:25,287 --> 00:40:27,754
Uh, Micah came out here
about six months ago.
918
00:40:27,779 --> 00:40:29,284
Wanted to reconnect with Julia,
919
00:40:29,309 --> 00:40:31,413
and he made the mistake
of bragging to some
920
00:40:31,438 --> 00:40:34,517
of his old buddies about what a
success his daughter had become.
921
00:40:34,542 --> 00:40:36,751
And being the unscrupulous
drug dealers that they are,
922
00:40:36,783 --> 00:40:37,849
they saw an opportunity.
923
00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:39,661
Yeah, they told Micah
he had to get in there
924
00:40:39,686 --> 00:40:41,130
and steal that tech, or they were gonna
925
00:40:41,155 --> 00:40:42,621
force his daughter to give it to 'em.
926
00:40:42,733 --> 00:40:43,932
ADAM: He decided to keep her
927
00:40:43,957 --> 00:40:46,374
out of it, and here we are.
928
00:40:48,474 --> 00:40:49,673
(both crying)
929
00:41:01,142 --> 00:41:03,142
_
930
00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:05,167
- (elevator bell dings)
- Wow, that is awful
931
00:41:05,192 --> 00:41:07,959
and also kind of
hilarious but mostly awful.
932
00:41:07,984 --> 00:41:10,292
Yeah, I'll... we'll see
what we can do about it.
933
00:41:10,317 --> 00:41:14,352
- Okay. Bye.
- Awful and hilarious is my jam. Dish.
934
00:41:14,377 --> 00:41:16,911
That was Kamekona.
Apparently, Scooter and Skeez
935
00:41:16,936 --> 00:41:19,043
tagged the wrong shrimp
truck on their Instagram post.
936
00:41:19,068 --> 00:41:20,404
- (chuckling)
- So their main competitor
937
00:41:20,429 --> 00:41:22,150
is getting all the hype.
938
00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,853
Oh, what else did you
expect from the brain trust?
939
00:41:23,878 --> 00:41:26,478
Yeah, they want one of us to
call them and make it right.
940
00:41:26,503 --> 00:41:28,310
- Oh, no, that's all you.
- Really?
941
00:41:28,335 --> 00:41:29,901
- Yeah.
- Are you kidding?
942
00:41:29,926 --> 00:41:31,446
I saw the way you hugged Skeez.
943
00:41:31,471 --> 00:41:32,848
I mean, you guys are practically dating.
944
00:41:32,882 --> 00:41:33,882
But...
945
00:41:33,907 --> 00:41:36,307
(stammering)
946
00:41:36,376 --> 00:41:37,642
(others chatting indistinctly)
947
00:41:37,711 --> 00:41:39,444
- Oh, hey, guys.
- Oh, hey. What's up?
948
00:41:39,512 --> 00:41:40,623
STEVE: What's up? This isn't strange.
949
00:41:40,648 --> 00:41:43,148
Why, why are they staring at us?
950
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:46,094
Reigns, what are you
looking at on your phone?
951
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:47,163
What are you all laughing at?
952
00:41:47,624 --> 00:41:49,030
Guys, she said Reigns.
953
00:41:49,055 --> 00:41:51,334
She only says Reigns
when she's really angry.
954
00:41:51,359 --> 00:41:52,687
Should I be?
955
00:41:52,712 --> 00:41:55,360
You might be when you
see what we're looking at.
956
00:41:56,124 --> 00:41:57,472
The recruitment video.
957
00:41:57,497 --> 00:41:59,794
GROVER: Oh, you damn right
it's the recruitment video,
958
00:41:59,819 --> 00:42:01,643
and it is a masterpiece.
959
00:42:01,668 --> 00:42:03,768
- All right, let's see it.
- JUNIOR: Let's go.
960
00:42:03,793 --> 00:42:04,959
GROVER: Hell yeah.
961
00:42:04,984 --> 00:42:06,429
- TANI: It's that good?
- Okay.
962
00:42:07,577 --> 00:42:10,475
As officers of the
Honolulu Police Department,
963
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:13,401
we get to help people every
day and effect positive change
964
00:42:13,426 --> 00:42:14,492
in our community.
965
00:42:14,517 --> 00:42:16,825
Plus the pay and benefits is pretty rad.
966
00:42:16,850 --> 00:42:18,130
So if that sounds baller to you,
967
00:42:18,155 --> 00:42:21,256
head over to JoinHonoluluPD.org
968
00:42:21,281 --> 00:42:23,782
to see how you can become
one of Honolulu's finest.
969
00:42:24,257 --> 00:42:25,834
Actually, this is not as terrible
970
00:42:25,859 --> 00:42:27,458
as I thought it was gonna be. It's fine.
971
00:42:27,483 --> 00:42:29,316
Now let's get this
scumbag off the street
972
00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:31,657
before he exposes
himself to any more nuns.
973
00:42:31,682 --> 00:42:33,549
Wait, here comes the best part.
974
00:42:35,593 --> 00:42:38,647
Here you go, Officers.
Five-O can take it from here.
975
00:42:38,672 --> 00:42:40,661
QUINN: Wait a minute,
is that supposed to be us?
976
00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:42,428
Thanks, Scooter and Skeez.
977
00:42:42,453 --> 00:42:45,387
We couldn't have solved
this case without you.
978
00:42:45,412 --> 00:42:46,412
What the hell?
979
00:42:46,437 --> 00:42:48,104
I-I did, I did not flirt like that.
980
00:42:48,129 --> 00:42:49,373
STEVE: Hold on, hold on, this could be
981
00:42:49,398 --> 00:42:51,498
a good thing. What if we
get an influx of millennials
982
00:42:51,523 --> 00:42:52,689
who want to join the force?
983
00:42:52,714 --> 00:42:54,529
ADAM: Oh, yeah, an army
of Scooters and Skeezes
984
00:42:54,554 --> 00:42:56,032
patrolling the streets,
keeping the Island safe.
985
00:42:56,056 --> 00:42:58,389
God help us all.
986
00:43:00,396 --> 00:43:05,396
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986
00:43:06,305 --> 00:43:12,560
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