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[humming]

[grunts]

[kids screaming]

‐Back! Get back! ‐You'll never take us alive.

Let me guess, you started playing

this video graphical game...

"Legends of LegendQuest."

...and then someone made a wish around Lena,

and the game became real.

[electricity crackling]

What the...?

Game over.

[Louie] Boo!

Ugh! This amulet is ruining my life.

It's okay, Lena.

We'll just add "playing video games"

to the list of things that trigger your magic.

Everything triggers my stupid magic.

[both gasp]

"Making lists."

Bad amulet, bad.

[groans] You kids should know by now

that nothing good has ever come from magic.

[all groaning]

Except you, Lena.

You're one of the good magical things I've dealt with.

Hey, I know I'm great. It's magic that's the problem.

I'll drink‐‐

[squeaking]

Hey, Uncle Scrooge, real quick,

there is a floating goat in your closet

that needs your help.

The mystical kingdom of Goathoul

must be under attack again.

Great. More magic.

Again, no offense.

All right, kids,

time to head off into another realm.

[all cheer]

I'm pretty sure my stupid magic

would just make this situation worse.

Oh, well, if you don't want to go, neither do we.

Right, Violet?

I suppose we could have just as much fun

exploring the complex realm of interpersonal relationships.

As if ruining my life wasn't bad enough,

now you're ruining my friends' lives too?

Oh, don't listen to her.

She just needs to learn how to control you better.

‐Or I could just get rid of you. ‐[both gasp]

Lena, magic is an important part of who you are.

You can't just throw it away.

Maybe we should just stop having sleepovers.

Maybe you should rethink that sentence.

Okay, I think we're all tired.

Come on, let's just go get some sleep

before some crazy magical nonsense

wakes us up again and forces us to deal with it.

[theme music plays]

♪ Life is like A hurricane ♪

♪ Here in Duckburg ♪

♪ Race cars, lasers Airplanes ♪

♪ It's a duck blur ♪

♪ Might solve a mystery ♪

♪ Or rewrite history ♪

♪ DuckTales, whoo‐ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there Making DuckTales, whoo‐ooh ♪

♪ Tales of derring‐do Bad and good luck tales ♪

♪ Whoo‐ooh ♪

♪ D‐D‐Danger lurks behind you ♪

♪ There's a stranger Out to find you ♪

♪ What to do? ♪

♪ Just grab on To some DuckTales, whoo‐ooh ♪

♪ Every day they're out there Making DuckTales, whoo‐ooh ♪

♪ Tales of daring Bad and good ♪

♪ Not ponytails Or cottontails ♪

♪ No, DuckTales, whoo‐ooh ♪

[all snoring]

[loud banging]

[voice moaning and sobbing]

Ugh, here we go again.

Huh? Huh?

You're expecting vampires?

Statistically speaking, we're due.

‐[loud knocking] ‐[voice moaning]

[pounding on door]

Uncle Scrooge, I need you!

[groans]

Stand down, Violet.

It's just Donald's lucky loafer of a cousin, Gladstone.

Mm, if he's so lucky, why is he crying?

Because the world is broken!

[blows nose]

It happened last night.

I had just been given a ride by a gent

who needed help breaking in his new stretch limo.

I was feeling peckish and a little drained.

I found myself outside

an all‐you‐can‐eat shrimp buffet.

I screamed with joy, because I love shrimp.

I strolled inside to be named the 1,000th customer

and awarded a free meal.

But get this: no confetti or balloons.

I asked for food, and you know what they asked for in return?

Payment!

I opened my wallet. It was empty.

Not one $20 bill conveniently flew in either,

so I had to go to a bank.

But it was closed.

Did you know things could be closed?

So I went to the ATM around the corner

and asked it for $20.

And you know how much it gave me?

[Lena] Twenty dollars?

Yeah.

Not the usual accidental sack of rubies.

That's when I knew something was up,

and I needed Uncle Scrooge to fix it‐‐ Whoa!

I had to walk here.

It took hours.

No one offered me a ride.

No passing hang glider scooped me up.

And not one gust of wind whimsically carried me.

Is this what life is like for you people?

Ow!

Why weren't there pillows there?

Wow, I was expecting something more magical and less...

‐pathetic. ‐[loud crash]

That came from Uncle Scrooge's room.

How do you guys do anything on the second floor?

The portal to Goathoul!

[all] Ah!

[Phantom Blot] You.

[all exclaiming]

It wasn't enough!

Why?

Who was that?

He closed the portal to Goathoul.

And he went after Lena's magical amulet.

Perhaps he attacked Gladstone

because his luck is a type of magic as well.

[Gladstone] Who would do this to me?

The Phantom Blot.

The Phantom what?

Any well‐read student of the supernatural

knows the Phantom Blot.

He's a thief. A magic hunter.

Wow, Violet, from one journaler to another,

these drawings are amazing.

Indeed.

Phantom Blot hates magic,

and thinks it's dangerous.

Wherever the Blot goes, all magic disappears.

And now he's come for us.

End of presentation.

Wait, if magic goes away,

what happens to me?

He's trapped my family.

He's coming for my best friend.

And once he fixes that glove,

he'll be back.

Great, so once again my life is in danger,

because magic.

We must protect her at all costs!

And more importantly, Gladstone.

The best magical defense is a good magical offense.

We fight back.

But I can't control it.

Then we'll have to go to someone who can teach you how.

Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No!

[Phantom Blot growls]

[Phantom Blot] Must be stronger.

‐There. ‐[Pepper clears throat]

Oh, so sorry to bother you, Mr. Blot.

Oh, you're busy. I'll come back.

Ugh, as if asking for help

from the person I hate the most wasn't bad enough,

I have to walk through gross bog water to get to her.

There's also a high possibility of a swamp gator attack.

Ooh!

[all gasp]

This bog is so deep.

How did you know where to step?

Whoa!

I think this might be the place.

How can you tell?

[Magica] Hang on. Hang on!

Who's there?

It's Violet Saberwing.

[Magica] Who?

She's with me, Webby Vanderquack.

‐Who? ‐It's Lena, your niece.

[gasps]

Lena!

Give me the amulet!

[grunts]

She's very strong for a bog woman!

‐Give me back my amulet! ‐It's not yours, it's mine.

And so are your stupid powers, for all the good they do me.

Cool. Then give them back!

Mm, now you're susceptible to vampires.

[cackles]

No, seriously, what do you want with me?

If it were up to me,

I'd be as far away from you as possible.

Already heard that one. Don't you have any new material?

Perhaps something about how you're a disgrace

to our family legacy and a complete magical failure,

so you've decided it's best to just give me my amulet!

Forget it, I don't need her or her dumb legacy.

I'll face Phantom Blot and his stupid glove myself.

Phantom Blot?

Inside. Quickly.

What part of "quickly" don't you get?

Decades ago,

before I had to deal with the likes of you,

I used my magic to lord over a small country village.

One day, I grew tired of the many gifts

the villagers offered me

to keep me from destroying their village,

so I destroyed their village.

One of the survivors proclaimed he'd put an end to magic

and came after me, like dozens before.

But this one was different.

He used various devices meant to steal my powers.

Obviously he failed, but each time he got better.

Stronger. The last time we faced off,

I barely escaped with my magic and my life.

Any questions?

Um, yes, Gladstone Gander.

When do you stop talking about whatever this is

and give me my luck back?

I can't.

[laughs] Okay.

Gladstone, out.

That glove he's using must be some sort

of magical draining device.

You really outdid yourself this time.

Phantom Blot is after me because he thinks I'm you.

Our magic isn't a legacy, it's a curse.

Sure, blame the witch. How original.

You are a little shadow creature,

and have no chance against him.

Give me the amulet!

There is another option.

Come on, Lena, just ask her.

Ask me what?

I have nothing to say to her.

Lena says she has nothing to‐‐

Tell Lena I'm glad,

because I'm not talking to her,

and I'd never teach her how to defeat Blot anyway.

I'm glad she won't help me use my powers to defeat Blot,

because I never asked her to.

Is that right?

Well, tell Lena if she doesn't want my help,

I want to hear it from her own pitiful lips.

Look, I don't like this any more than you do,

but my family is missing.

You could be gone next.

And if you learn to control your powers,

I know you can use them for good.

[sighs]

Fine.

Will you train me to use my magic to defeat Blot?

It won't be easy.

There will be trials, tribulations.

Well, if you think it's too hard, then‐‐

No, no, no, no. Don't leave. I'll do it.

[sobbing]

I've never had to use a doorknob before.

♪ We never wanted the power Of the necklace ♪

♪ We don't deal With magic that well ♪

♪ Lena, the girl who was once A little reckless ♪

♪ Now it's time to change up The spell ♪

♪ You gotta harness the magic In your soul ♪

♪ You gotta dig Even deeper for your goal ♪

♪ You gotta find out that magic In your heart ♪

♪ Burn it, turn it ♪

♪ Just learn it, Channel the power ♪

♪ Be who you are ♪

♪ Burn it, turn it ♪

♪ Just earn it, Now is the hour ♪

♪ Reach for the stars ♪

♪ You gotta harness the magic In your soul ♪

♪ You gotta dig even deeper For your goal ♪

♪ You gotta find out that magic In your heart ♪

♪ Burn it, turn it ♪

♪ Just earn it Now is the hour ♪

♪ Reach for the stars ♪

[cackling]

May I remind you

that magic isn't all laughter and good times,

or did you forget a masked menace is coming

to destroy us all while Scrooge is stuck in a trap

not of my own making?

If you're just going to goof around,

then give me the amulet!

Hey, why is the color of my magic blue sometimes?

It's the color of your personal magic signature.

All sorcerers have one.

Mine is a vastly superior malevolent purple.

Here, I'll prove it.

Give me the amulet.

You are exhausting, you know that?

Relax, it's all part of the training.

Fine, if you don't trust me.

[all] We don't.

Then give the amulet to Pinky over here.

We've met several times.

Give her the amulet,

so she can try to blast you with it.

If you've learned anything today...

you'll block it.

But I can't do magic without it.

Oh, Lena, will you ever cease to be wrong?

The amulet allows you to harness my magic,

but unfortunately you have some of your own.

It's like I told you, Lena, you're made of magic.

You should be able to use your silly,

disgusting blue friendship magic

to slightly divert my obviously‐better‐than‐yours

evil purple magic.

No. I could never hurt Len‐‐

I'll do it.

What? It's purely for academic purposes.

[hissing]

Ready?

‐Blast her! ‐[growls]

[groans]

Oh, no, you lost.

How unpredictable.

That wasn't fair. I wasn't ready.

Right, that's it.

It wasn't because you're never focused.

Oh, I'm never focused. Well, I'll show you focused.

Yes. Good.

Now, channel your hate for me and go.

[yells]

Woof. Even the girl without magic did better than that.

To be fair, I'm a quick study.

Being angry might work for Magica,

but you're not her.

You're good.

So focus on good magical things, like a unicorn,

or the shiny silver beard of a wise old wizard.

The cleansing fire of a Phoenix. The sound of a child's laughter.

Crystals!

Okay, Webby. I got it. Thanks.

[inhales and sighs]

[yells]

Ugh! Whoa!

Come on, Vi.

Boo! Bad form.

That wasn't me.

You know I'd never breach duel protocol.

[grunts and groans]

De Spell!

I'm so sorry.

[whimpering]

[gasps]

Your magic and your menace end here, witch.

Don't forget who you're dealing with, Blot.

I am the sorceress of the shadows!

Behold, my power.

Ooh! Ooh!

Ah!

So many colors, so much power.

Ooh!

Will it ever end?

Pick a card, any card.

You destroyed my village and my family,

and now I'll destroy you and yours.

Lena, catch!

Quick, get his glove off.

This is for Lena.

And this one's for my family.

And this ones for Lena.

Stop saying who it's for and get his glove.

Lena, make yourself useful.

[grunts]

‐Ha! ‐[straining]

[gasps]

[grunts]

[both gasp]

Delicious peanut brittle?

Psych! It's a snake.

No, now it's a snake.

Ow!

Go get reinforcements, little guy!

You can talk to snakes?

I hope so.

Enough!

[all grunt]

That all you got, punk?

[gasps]

Vi, Webby, are you okay?

Aah!

Stop, please.

If you destroy this...

I destroy you.

[straining]

[screams]

[gasps]

‐[Lena] Gladstone! ‐Huh?

I got it. You can do this, Gladstone.

Succeed on your own merits.

Ow!

Ha‐ha! I did it!

Better luck next time, Blotty.

Ha! Whoa!

Aah! No!

No, no, no! Anything but this!

[panting]

[gasps]

No. My magic.

And Lena

Concentrate on where the magic comes from.

I am the dark force at the core of all things.

Did you think you'd turn out different than me?

Lena couldn't be your friend,

because she was never real!

Forget her magic. Where does your magic come from?

You want to blow it up, don't you?

[both imitate explosions]

Looks like someone's a hugger after all.

Best friends!

[grunting]

How is this possible?

Because our magic is the greatest magic of all.

‐Whoo‐hoo! ‐Gross.

[Webby] I told you.

Then I'll take that magic

and destroy it too.

Lena!

We're with you.

[groaning]

[growls]

[whimpering]

It's too much magic!

Hey, Blot, you want magic?

Well, here you go.

[screams]

Aah!

[grunts]

Hey, $20.

And another. And another!

[laughs]

[blows nose]

[sizzling]

‐Aah! ‐[snakes hissing]

I can talk to snakes!

[screaming]

That's right, not in my house!

Or outside my shadow aunt's mud hut‐looking house.

‐The point is, I win. ‐Huzzah!

Whoo‐hoo! Magic is back!

[Magica] Yes. It is.

[cackles]

Thanks for returning my amulet, Lena.

I'll treasure it always.

Oh, it's good to be back.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes, enacting some sweet revenge.

Take notes, nerds.

[grunts]

Excuse you.

I brought you into this world, you insufferable brat.

And I intend to protect it from people like you,

thanks to your training.

You're welcome!

But I didn't teach you this!

[gasps]

Whoa!

It appears magic is in the air.

Put me down.

Ah!

My staff! My staff! Aah!

I'm not in your shadow anymore.

This magic is my legacy now.

And I'm going to use it for good.

Looks like you're not the only sorceress in town anymore.

[all] Whoo‐hoo!

[all laugh]

How long were we gone?

Feels like a lifetime.

So, what did we miss?

Eh, not much.

[all laugh]

[theme music plays]