Original subtitles

"Five hundred pieces for the death of Chen Kuo-wei."

Hey, friend!

You're only wasting your time.

You must be the Four Door Fist Champion,

Chen Kuo-wei?

Yes I am. Who are you?

I'm Yen Tieh-hsin.

Are you the man with the Devil's Kick,

famous worldwide for your attacking feet?

Yes, that's me.

Recently,

someone paid me to kill you.

Yen Tieh-hsin, tell me who wants me dead.

I'll pay you double to kill him!

Sorry, but I'm a professional killer.

I have to honour my contract.

- So you must die. - What arrogance!

I, Chen Kuo-wei, have also never been defeated.

I don't care who you are.

I'll start by smashing your fists!

"Wong Kei-ying Martial Arts School"

Kai Hsien!

- What is it, Master? - I'm going out. Keep an eye on the students.

Go safely.

Stop!

We won't practice this today.

Let's practice the Fist of Five Styles that I taught you.

Him again!

- Cheeky! - Pointless!

Let's start.

Dragon and Tiger Appear.

Two Tigers. White Snake's Tongue Darts Out.

Panther Sees Fire,

White Crane Spreads Wings.

Stop!

Your wrist is too weak. How will you ever progress?

You dare to disrespect me?

Why, you miserable...!

- It wasn't me! - If it wasn't you,

who was it?

Naughty Panther.

Naughty Panther,

Even though Master Wong Kei-ying is your father,

you must respect the rules here.

But your kung fu is useless in combat.

You're telling me my kung fu is poor?

Not entirely poor, but it's pretty useless.

Explain yourself!

Look at your Panther Sees Fire.

Well, what's wrong?

You've exposed your body. You're vulnerable.

And your legs aren't robust enough. All it takes is...

...and you fall!

You think this is funny?

You'd like to put this to the test?

It's just training.

I can put up with almost anything, except your attitude.

Your body's exposed again. Do you know that, teacher?

Your hat!

Here you go!

Fatty, shut up!

Look! Right foot! Snake stance!

You hurt me!

Bravo, Naughty Panther, you taught Hsien a real lesson

and avenged us.

He's so arrogant. I can't stand him.

You did brilliantly!

That's sweet...

Eat more, then!

No, I'm talking about that girl.

Look at that sexy figure. Wow!

- How much? - Three pieces.

She's really something!

I just have to kiss her! I'd gladly live a few years less!

Much too easy! I could get her to fling her arms around me.

Really? I don't believe you!

Want to bet? I'll bet you our whole dinner.

It's a deal.

Be careful. If she screams, you could end up in prison.

Don't worry.

Watch and learn.

He's a dead man walking.

This flower is beautiful. It really suits you. Try it on.

- Excuse me? - My eye hurts.

What can I do?

Can you blow a little bit onto my eye? Quickly, please?

Harder, please!

- He did it! - Very impressive!

Thanks. Hey, a snake!

Don't be afraid. I'll kill it. Don't be afraid.

That's a great technique.

I must try that on your sister.

What? My sister?

So, you thought you could take liberties with my daughter, did you?

Who took liberties? She kissed me first.

Mother!

You vile beast, I saw everything!

She's much too ugly. Who'd want her?

I'm going to teach you a lesson, young man.

Wow, you're not bad! But watch out!

She knows how to fight!

Come on, guys!

They've abandoned me!

A gentleman never fights with a woman.

Excuse me!

Watch where you're going!

Stumbling about like a drunkard!

Antique jade!

Sir, do you want to buy it?

You sure it's real?

Of course.

It's a family heirloom. It's worth the money, sir.

- How much? - Ten pieces.

That's too expensive!

It's worth it!

Only one piece? Sir!

Sir, I can't sell it for that little. Please give it back to me.

Even a broken tile is worth more!

So I'll keep the jade and the money.

Hey, give me back my jade.

Sir, you broke my jade! Pay me for it!

You want payment from me? Take this!

Father, are you OK?

- Please, at least give me something. - No!

What's the problem?

He's broken my jade and refuses to pay me!

Piss off, you animal.

Who are you calling an animal?

I'm calling you one!

Pay that man right away!

Pay? No way!

It's too bad you feel that way.

Nothing's gone right for me today, so you've caught me in a bad mood.

So I'm going to have to teach you how to pay!

Get up!

Are you trying to kill me?

This is dangerous!

You barely missed me!

- This money is for you. Run! - Thank you, sir.

It's all over. I'm dead!

Don't worry, it's just the back of the blade.

I don't want to kill you...

...just yet!

Don't move!

Please spare me!

I've got you now!

Feeling faint?

My blows aren't always bang on target. Watch out!

I chop, chop, chop... the meat!

I slice, slice, slice... the cucumber!

I crush, crush, crush... the garlic!

Thank you for this workout! I feel much better now.

It's been ten years, brother, but you're in great shape.

But I'm old now.

And how is my beautiful niece?

She's still a child.

Where's Fei-hung?

He's outside.

That scamp is always out playing. But he's a young man now.

You might not even recognise him.

This time, stay for longer.

Fei-hung, over here.

Come and say hello to your aunt and cousin.

Over here.

Coming...

This doesn't look good!

Say hello.

Auntie, cousin.

- Cousin. - Fei-hung.

What happened to you?

I... I slept without a pillow.

Ah, a crick in your neck. Let me massage it.

- No thanks, auntie. - Come on, relax.

Auntie.

Mother!

Feel better now?

Much better.

Brother,

Fei-hung really seems gifted.

Yes, he's bright and very clever.

Brother, you're clearly a good father.

Yes, I'm very strict with him.

That must be why everyone has been complimenting him.

Really? What did they say?

The son of Wong Kei-ying is always defending the weak.

He has a real sense of justice.

I'm very proud of him. Come here, my son.

Sit down.

But there are many sex maniacs in this village.

That's right.

Your niece just met one. He tried to harass her,

and he even attacked me.

Who dares to offend my family?

Could you recognise him?

Child's play.

Good, let's get him.

I'll punish him. Fei-hung, come with me.

Uncle! You don't need to go out.

Why?

Because he's right here.

Who? Where?

Standing right over there. He's your son Wong Fei-hung.

You...

You...

Son of a bitch!

On your knees!

Father...

You bastard!

You have dishonoured me.

Wong Kei-ying!

I'm dead!

Wong Kei-ying.

Master Li, are you after an appointment?

No, I'm after your son.

Why?

Your son beat mine up,

for no reason. Look at him! His bones are broken from head to toe.

Wow, he's wrapped like a dumpling!

Medicine would be wasted on him.

Wong Kei-ying! I want justice!

- I will personally kill this animal! - No, Dad... no...

Brother, you're going to kill him.

Yes!

I have to. He's a disgrace!

But he'll think you're just pretending to beat your son.

Mr. Li didn't come to see how you discipline him.

We should let him punish your son.

What do you want? Don't move!

I'm responsible for my actions.

So let him punish me.

Take this.

Look, I'm giving you a chance. Aren't you going to take it?

Are you mocking us?

Wong Kei-ying, are you going to indulge your son?

As from this moment, I disown him.

He is no longer my son. Do what you like with him.

Mr. Li, I have a proposition.

Let Fei-hung take ten strikes without any resistance.

Ten strikes should be enough. Mr. Li, do you approve?

I don't need ten strikes to kill him. Three is enough.

Master, listen. I'll have you avenged.

Master Chao, make sure you leave him looking just like I do now.

The Divine Eight.

That palm style of yours, it's really something.

I'm only getting started!

I'm not dead yet!

You want to kill my descendants?

Enough!

You've had your ten strikes, Mr. Chao.

You said you'd kill me within three strikes.

Snake and Crane together.

The sea becomes angry.

Let's try your Divine Eight again.

And I fight back!

My jacket's got dirty. Take it!

Do you need more help getting your revenge?

- It's me! - You hit your master.

- Young master, are you all right? - Young master, are you OK?

Master, now I look just like you!

Wong Kei-ying,

you may have won this time,

but I'll get even.

Let's go!

Watch out!

Careful with my son. Hurry!

- I'll get you! - Don't come back!

Careful, careful.

He came in with one stretcher case, and he's leaving with two!

You're proud of yourself. I can see that.

- But I still want to kill you! - Brother.

It's pointless beating him any more.

Let's punish him through practice.

I'm so disgusted with him.

Right!

From now on, you are forbidden to leave this house.

We'll start with three hours of footwork!

Don't move.

Be careful, this water is hot.

Do you like your invisible chair?

Are your legs aching and shaking? This makes me so happy.

So, so happy!

Do you have an itch? Want me to help you?

Stop. Don't do that!

I'm just carrying out your father's orders.

For every bowl you break, you stay like that for another hour,

you bastard!

Master, you're back!

Yes, his horse stance appears to be pretty steady.

- Has he taken a break? - No, I've watched him without blinking.

Really?

So, you've been working hard?

Yes, I'm very tired.

- Really tired? - Yes sir, I am.

But you've got a chair!

What? Let me see! Damn it! A chair!

You dare to cheat me even when I'm punishing you.

I really can't do anything about you.

I'll ask your uncle to come tomorrow and deal with you.

Who's he?

Beggar So.

Help me, To Tao!

Hurry!

Is that part of your training?

- I'm dying! - Here, I brought some food.

I'll find something to drink.

My neck!

Get me down, quickly.

Come on, get up.

You came down so quickly.

Untie me!

Eat this.

Hey, is it true that So Hui is going to deal with you?

- That's right. - Poor guy, that's bad news.

Why?

Do you know anything about Beggar So?

I heard he's very cruel.

All his students have either broken arms or broken legs!

Really?

No word of a lie.

Nau was his student, and you know what happened to him?

What?

He lost all his teeth and hair. His nose got so twisted.

That even his own father couldn't recognise him.

That monster gets pleasure out of torturing people.

- What should I do, then? - You think about it yourself.

You've got to help me, I don't know what to do!

The 36th Method.

Run for it!

Clumsy oaf!

You should pay more attention!

- Just go. - I'll leave now.

"Yue He Restaurant"

Meat dumplings!

Please come in.

Excuse me, do you mind if I sit here?

Not at all. Please sit down.

Are you from Chaochow? Me too!

The food here is very good.

Just look at it all: colour, smell, taste...

Terrific smell, really fantastic.

What can I get you, sir?

Why are you alone? Where's old Shantung?

- What's that? - No, go ahead, eat.

What would you like to eat?

A bowl of shark's fin as an appetiser.

- Sorry. We're out of shark's fin. - That's too bad.

OK, a roasted goose leg. The left one. A chicken and a steamed grouper.

- Sorry, we're out of grouper. - Then any fish will do.

Also a stewed abalone and large shrimp noodles. Hurry!

And half a catty of Shaoshing wine. Hurry!

One wine!

You have a great appetite.

I have to eat well to become strong!

Here's the left goose leg, the chicken...

- Half a catty of Shaoshing wine. - Yes... no thanks

- Have some wine. Be my guest. - Really, I...

Here, just taste that.

Eat up!

Go on, we're friends. Help yourself to what you want.

Enjoy yourself. Don't stand on ceremony. Here.

Drink...

Go ahead.

I eat...

Drink...

You must be starving!

That was delicious!

They really know how to cook here. That meal was quite something.

I'll pay the bill. Don't you stop me. I'll go and pay it now.

Buy me lunch tomorrow. I'm leaving. I'll pay today.

You must finish your dinner, OK?

See you tomorrow. Bye for now.

Take care, see you tomorrow.

That will be two pieces.

Someone else will pay the bill.

Really? who?

The old man over there.

You know him?

He's my father.

Your father?

How many fathers do you have?

He's the boss of this inn and I'm his son.

That makes you illegitimate.

So you just want to eat and run? Look over there.

"NO FREELOADERS"

It's not a problem. I just forgot my money, that's all.

I'll come back tomorrow and pay you then.

"NO FREELOADERS"

King Kong, beat him up!

Tiger's Claw.

Hold it! Stop! Let's discuss this calmly.

Stop it.

Go ahead, beat him up.

I'll get back what you've eaten.

Now!

Roasted goose's leg. The left one.

And the fish.

That's enough.

Also half a catty of Shaoshing wine.

Stop it! I can't throw up any more!

Hey, that's enough. Or do you want to kill the boy?

No, it's not enough. He's also going to clean our toilets.

You wanted something to clean?

Thanks, old man.

You old fool! How dare you interfere with our business!

Just look how strong I am. Watch me jump!

Jump, then!

You're jumping all right!

This is how to wash your face.

Damn you!

Stop eating!

We're friends, remember? OK, let's be friends.

Everything in the muscles, but nothing in the brain.

Stop that. Let's get out of here!

This way...

You know what?

You're old, but you fight really well.

For your age, you're pretty tough.

A necessity.

I've had to be tough to be able to survive to my age.

They couldn't beat me as easily as you.

Today was just a bad day.

If I hadn't caught my leg in the spittoon

I'd have beaten them.

Sounds like an excuse.

You didn't even have anything to pay for your meal.

That's a long story. Old man, can you tell me your name?

I'm Mr. So.

I get very angry when I hear that name.

It's all his fault!

- Who are you talking about? - Beggar So.

My father asked him to retrain me.

So you're afraid of him?

Afraid? Of course not!

I have heard rumours.

He's vicious, cunning and mean.

But I'll show him!

That old bastard. One day I'll show him.

You'll show the bastard, eh?

So where do you work?

Me? I don't have a job.

- So you're a beggar? - Everyone calls me Beggar So.

Your name's Beggar So as well?

Beggar So?

That's the name.

That was close. Good thing I'm fast.

Not fast enough! You can't escape from me!

Your father paid me to train you and so I'm going to get to work!

How long will this take?

- One day? - One year!

My life will be hell!

You already have your money. Why tire yourself out?

I wouldn't do that. I'm going to enjoy this!

Go to hell!

Let me go!

You old fossil.

You're just an old beggar who has underestimated me.

Let me show you my Tiger-Conquering Fist!

Tiger-Conquering Fist? I think it's Conquered Fist.

Tiger Fist!

It's still there!

Your kung fu looks like dancing.

The Crane attacks!

Crane's Beak. Angry Crane.

Crane Eats the Shrimp!

- The Crane Flies. - How's your head?

Which is stronger? Your hand or my mouth?

I'm coming to get you!

You scared me!

Hiding up trees, are we?

What? I'm just using Monkey Boxing.

Ready to learn?

Answer! Answer! Answer!

Please stop, I want to learn.

But I don't like your recruitment methods.

Let me down! I don't want to die like this.

I thought you were supposed to be a teacher.

You're trying to kill me!

All my students must learn how to fall

before they learn how to fight.

Trying to escape?

I just want to have a piss.

Do it over there.

From right to left...

From back to right...

From back to front...

From left to right...

From right to front...

Left to right, right to left,

I can never finish it!

Continue!

This is torture. Fine!

Fei-hung! Fei-hung!

Have a good wash, you old soak!

Hey kid, get out of here.

Didn't you hear me? Are you deaf?

Are you blind? Can't you see I'm busy?

Well, aren't you stubborn.

Is this your place? What if I refuse to move?

You talk a lot, but you're wet behind the ears.

You need to be taught some manners.

How does it feel?

Nice and dry?

That was mean. And my speciality is punishing the wicked.

Come on...

You're daring to cross me with such dreadful kung fu?

Who's your master?

No-one says that about my father's kung fu!

Then your father's kung fu must be pretty terrible too.

I wouldn't ask him to clean my shoes.

I think you'd better call me father.

Dream on!

Sit down!

Get up! Sit down again!

You're nice and obedient.

Stop playing!

Take my shoes.

What...?

I don't even need to use my hands to beat you.

Use them all you want. I'm not scared!

Had enough?

I'm going to send you straight to hell!

Don't come here!

So...

you've become a cowardly turtle!

I'll eat you alive.

You could study all your life and still never beat me.

Killing a nobody like you...

would only sully my reputation.

Crawl between my legs...

and then go away for ever!

Crawl!

Wait!

Aren't these your trousers?

Then your father's kung fu must be pretty terrible too.

I wouldn't ask him to clean my shoes.

I'll eat you alive.

You could study all your life and still never beat me.

Killing a nobody like you...

would only sully my reputation.

Crawl between my legs, and then go away for ever!

Crawl!

Clumsy idiot! This wine is very expensive.

It smells good!

Master, enjoy your wine, I'll dry your clothes.

Hey, why are you so sexy?

- The clothes caught fire... - They're on fire!

Oh God! You've burned the best suit that I have!

My spine!

- My wrists! - They're not strong enough.

No meat, and the tea's weak and cold.

Shut up and eat!

Master, I have a headache.

Eat your meal.

What's wrong?

You're so tired you can't even use chopsticks?

Master, it's all done.

That was quick.

Now, empty the upper ones in the same way.

Go on.

I shouldn't have made it so full.

Poor me!

- Fei-hung? - Yes?

Help me break this walnut.

No, you break it like this.

Now you try.

Please, Master! It's too hard even for a monkey.

Master, why don't we go for a walk outside?

All right...

Open it!

- Master, you're good! - Of course.

I never miss. I'll take this.

Old man, you should leave now.

Leave?

I don't have enough yet to buy good wine.

I've still got more to win.

Come on, bet... Trust me, place your bets!

Turn it over!

Hurry up!

Turn it over!

Stop shouting!

You're amazing, Master. You win every time.

That's great.

Place your bets. We're making a fortune. It's easy!

You were lucky.

I'll play with you...

in one go!

This is my lucky day.

Come on.

- Choose. - Easy.

Turn it over.

It's empty.

You're fast, but my eyes are faster.

- So, you're trying to cheat? - You're a crook!

The police are here! Run!

You filthy thief. Give me back my money!

You'll never get your money back! Do you know who I am?

Should I?

I'll tell you who I am, I'm Iron-Head Rat.

This brick is hard, but...

Very hard indeed!

Scared?

Hey, baldy!

Give me back the money!

I'm not afraid of you! I'll beat you.

Nobody talks like that to me.

You don't want to live, do you?

Have a taste of my iron head!

Master, his head is too hard!

Don't give up!

Now you know how strong I am!

This is fun!

Excellent work!

You've been knocked right into the trousers!

An iron hammer for an iron head!

How can you bear it?

I can't take any more!

Master, I can't do this any more!

- Lazy! - No.

My hands are going to break!

That's all for now. Go and find me some wine.

Yes,

"Ru Yi's Restaurant."

Waiter!

Coming. What do you want?

- Give me three... - Three catties of wine?

No, three cups will be enough.

Three cups?

Hurry up! Don't just stand there.

Damn it! Where's that idiot with my wine?

Idiot!

That's him!

Old man, who are you?

Who's asking?

I'm Hsu Ching-tien, King of Sticks. Have you heard of me?

Yes, I have. Have you heard of Beggar So?

Beggar So?

In person!

Let's go!

Don't go. He doesn't look like Beggar So.

- What? - Look.

He's trembling. He must be an impostor.

How dare you cheat me? I'm not fooled so easily.

But I'm not cheating. I am Beggar So!

Master.

Give me the wine!

It's water!

Idiot! Do you know what you've done?

Master!

They're lucky! If I ever meet them again,

I'll kill them both. Let's go!

What, you're not hungry?

Master, it's my fault that you lost.

You've made me lose face.

I've been through a lot of things, but today...

was the worst humiliation of my life.

You should have beaten him, but you need to drink enough.

And now you know.

True, but if I hadn't been so useless, I could've beaten him.

Are you saying my teaching isn't good enough?

You're just showing me how to fall, and how to get beaten.

Your father Wong Kei-ying is an excellent martial arts master.

His methods are among the best.

So why would he ask me to teach you my style?

He wants you to torture me.

He gave you to me because he knows I've got a secret style.

What's that?

The Eight Drunken Gods.

- It's nothing special. - You don't know how great it is.

Many people want to learn but I turned them all down!

Don't be fooled by my unsteadiness.

It looks real enough, yet it isn't. I take my opponent by surprise.

What do you think of that?

Why haven't you taught me before?

Didn't your father tell you that...

foundation is very important.

I do this because I want you to have a good foundation.

But it's the right time now.

Really?

You need to be a bit drunk to learn the Drunken Fist.

So drink up!

Have another.

Fei-hung, did you ever go to school?

I spent a few years in a private school.

"Drink up the wine."

- "May our cups never rest." - "For I'll sing you a song."

"I'll put your ears to the test."

"Power and wealth are of no avail. When to us only drinking prevails."

Boy, enough, enough.

"Sober men and sages are lost through the ages."

"All our brave drinkers shall never die."

"All our brave drinkers shall never die."

"Shing Fung produces the finest of wines."

"The best soldiers of Shien Yang are always young."

"Even the King couldn't stop my drinking."

"Let's drink a toast to our ship that's sinking."

"With uplifted cup, I invite the full moon."

"Why does my shadow appear to swoon?"

"Wine in a radiant cup you see."

"Put down that cup, the horses await thee."

"Fallen on the battlefield, the soldier says, who will remember me?"

"Who will remember me?"

"Who will remember me?"

The God Lu, the drunkard with inner strength.

The God Li, the drunken cripple with the powerful right leg.

The God Jun, the drunkard holding a pot in his arms.

The God Lon, the drunkard with the sudden deadly waist attack.

The God Chan, the drunkard with the swift double-kicks.

The God Tso, the drunkard with the powerful throat lock.

The God Han, the drunken flute player with powerful wrists.

The God Miss Ho, the drunken woman flaunting her body.

Concentrate! Be serious!

Isn't this style just for women?

Miss Ho is a woman, yes. Watch me.

Do what I do!

Continue practicing!

OK, I will.

Practice hard!

This is for women. I won't do it!

Wong Kei-ying!

Why are you stopping the Bull Head Hill villagers from selling me their land?

Why are you doing this?

Was it because of your son?

That's between him and me.

I'll settle it separately.

So what are you playing at?

Same to you.

Why do you want to buy the hill, Mr. Li?

Since you want to know, I'll tell you.

That graveyard has been haunting us for centuries, disturbing our feng shui!

They'll get twenty pieces per lot. That's good money.

So why are you sticking your nose in?

So you want to buy the graveyard?

Why not? There's a curse on my family name,

and it must be lifted. Three of my mistresses are childless.

I'd be happy with a chicken's egg, but they can't even lay that.

Maybe you're impotent.

Li Wan-hao, you can't hide anything from me.

What do you mean?

I think you're after what's hidden in the hill.

Which is?

- Coal. - Coal?

Bull Head Hill has a large coal seam.

You deal with the coal company to make a profit from selling it.

You can hide this from the villagers, but I wasn't born yesterday.

Since you know already, I won't deny it.

Leave us alone, and you'll get 20% of the profit.

20%? So generous?

Look, Li Wan-hao, the hill belongs to the villagers.

No one can take it from them. Get out of here!

Wong Kei-ying, you're trying to go against me,

I'll find someone to deal with you!

A thousand pieces for the death of Wong Kei-ying of Fushan.

Wong Kei-ying?

"Teacher's Birthday Ceremony"

Master.

- Is everything ready for tonight? - Yes.

Hurry up! There will be lots of guests tonight.

Hey, Master Hsu!

A funeral?

Are you some kind of masochist?

Do you really want more punishment?

Didn't you suffer enough last time?

I just want something to eat and someone to beat.

All right. I'll make you an extra special dish!

Master, what would you like?

Pork and bamboo shoots.

- And fetch me my stick. - OK.

Pork?

I'll have a piece first.

Good! It tastes good!

Master.

Cheers!

Wow, your teeth are strong! You bit right through the bowl.

Now what?

Be careful of your teeth, now. Relax.

I did warn you.

Sit still!

A fart for the King of Sticks.

This is 'Hungry Dog Snatches Food!'

Not quite!

I've got it!

Are you drunk?

The old man will like this.

Master, the King of Sticks gave us wine. And it's all free!

Master.

Master.

Master.

Master.

Fei-hung, one year has passed...

and it's time for us to go our separate ways.

I have taught you the styles and the magic of kung fu.

Practice hard, master each technique...

The Eight Drunken Gods is the ultimate kung fu.

My home is the world. Try not to miss me.

Go home and be a good son.

Always remember: if you ever need me, I'll be there. Beggar So.

Master...

Master!

Higher!

- Harder! - Master Wong!

- Master Wong... - What is it?

Master Wong, Li and his men are digging up Bull Head Hill!

Really?

Tell the men I'm going there. Quick!

This way! Quick!

Wong Kei-ying,

you deserve your reputation as the founder of Wong's Fist.

Who are you? I don't know you. Why do you want to kill me?

I'm Yen Tieh-hsin. I kill for money.

Today I have a worthy opponent, I'd like to pay you my respects.

Everyone's talking about you. Cold-hearted assassin Yen Tieh-hsin.

That's me.

But I'm not everyone. I'm Wong Kei-ying.

Then you must show me your best today.

Hands are for opening doors, but legs break them down.

30% from the hands, the rest are from the legs.

Wong Kei-ying. Prepare to die!

Master.

Father, are you all right?

Idiot, you're back?

It's all right. Don't be afraid. I'm here.

He dares to attack my father? I'll teach him a lesson!

You again?

Good. You can help bury your old man.

Master Wong, it's too bad you have such a disgraceful son.

You won't live in peace for the rest of your life!

Go and clean up shit, or I'll have to kill you too.

Just try it! I'll kill you instead!

OK, it seems that you'll both die today.

You first!

Wait! Wait for me!

Master, what are you doing here?

How can Beggar So miss such a great fight?

Beggar So, it's none of your business. Go away!

You are mistaken. This is very much my business.

But don't worry, I'm not going to fight you.

He is good enough to do it.

Come. Drink first.

Master, this wine is strong. What kind is it?

San Pien wine.

It's good!

I'm the God Lu, the drunkard with inner strength.

The cripple Li!

The drunk with a strong right leg.

The God Lan!

A sudden attack to the waist, the God Jun!

Holding a pot in his arms, Han's gone mad!

Well done, the Eight Drunken Gods...

Patience, you've not seen it all yet.

The God Han.

He's the flute player with the powerful wrists.

Impressive!

Your flute is bent.

The God Tso,

- drunkard with the powerful... - Throat Lock.

Now your lock is broken.

The Devil's Shadowless Hands.

Yes, you're very observant.

The God Chan!

The God Chan won't reach old age!

Where's the drunken Miss Ho?

Miss Ho... Ho...

Wait!

- Master, I have a problem. - What?

I didn't learn this one!

- Can you teach me? - What, now?

Fei-hung!

Each of these techniques has a visible form and a hidden essence.

Combine the essence of each, and you'll find the ultimate technique.

OK, I'll create another Miss Ho.

This is called Widow Seeing Lover Off.

Woman Sitting on a Toilet Seat.

You don't sit right!

Putting On Make-Up.

Pretty Girl Looks in the Mirror.

These are the famous Eight Drunken Gods?

So, you think that you're the only master here.

Everyone has different styles even if they learn from the same master.

The goddess wants a drink. Come on!