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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 3 00:00:19,472 --> 00:00:23,035 Machine translation completely re-written by hhgygy 4 00:00:29,691 --> 00:00:32,059 So you got everything? 5 00:00:32,060 --> 00:00:35,327 You think you can play games or do you think you'll break a bone? 6 00:00:36,465 --> 00:00:38,085 Probably read a little 7 00:00:38,587 --> 00:00:41,326 - If I write an e-mail don't be scared to write me back 8 00:00:41,371 --> 00:00:43,898 OK? Do not kill him know your dad in you're thinking 9 00:00:43,907 --> 00:00:46,442 Or what is going on you know? - Yeah 10 00:00:46,443 --> 00:00:49,244 If you want we can try Skyping or something 11 00:00:49,245 --> 00:00:51,237 All right 12 00:00:51,981 --> 00:00:54,183 You got the drawings for your science theme? 13 00:00:54,184 --> 00:00:56,753 Yeah... I think so - Ok, it went great by the way 14 00:00:56,754 --> 00:01:00,055 Really great. - Thanks 15 00:01:00,291 --> 00:01:02,215 Is your computer charged? - Yeah 16 00:01:06,997 --> 00:01:09,490 What do you think is the first thing you do when you get home? 17 00:01:10,968 --> 00:01:13,131 I do not know... 18 00:01:13,437 --> 00:01:16,106 I really cherish this communication we have 19 00:01:16,107 --> 00:01:19,237 Your answers are so... - What? 20 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:24,949 Do keep practicing the piano ok? You're really good and you spend so much time at school 21 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:27,985 That... just remember the music is something that you'll use in your life 22 00:01:27,986 --> 00:01:30,547 Do not forget this, you want this, right? 23 00:01:30,956 --> 00:01:32,824 Yeah... 24 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:36,786 Thanks 25 00:01:37,463 --> 00:01:40,764 I probably make it over there in October 26 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:44,691 I'll try to see you in the first recital and hopefully you can watch your soccer game 27 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:51,032 I might not even play soccer this year 28 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:54,572 That would be a big mistake, trust me 29 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:58,710 I'm not that good - You're pretty good, you are 30 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,454 I mean... I miss much training 31 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:03,856 And the chances that I'm the star are minimal 32 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,242 Yes but only tell your coach the situation... 33 00:02:06,243 --> 00:02:08,629 your dad lives in Europe and you really wanted to be there 34 00:02:08,630 --> 00:02:12,366 You know... blah, blah, blame me, my parents stink but I'm really serious 35 00:02:12,367 --> 00:02:17,170 But I'm serious dad, I do not care that much 36 00:02:17,171 --> 00:02:22,276 Well let's not decide right now, just think about it 37 00:02:22,277 --> 00:02:25,010 All I'm saying is that team sports are important 38 00:02:28,117 --> 00:02:30,576 Here we are 39 00:02:31,387 --> 00:02:33,922 I love this airport, do not you? - It's awasome 40 00:02:33,923 --> 00:02:36,457 Yeah, I know is it really great? Are you happy to see your mom? 41 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:40,692 Yeah and to all my friends - Ok, what about your boarding pass, passport? 42 00:02:40,996 --> 00:02:43,299 Ok... Do you feel confident about making the connection? 43 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:47,303 Yes, I have done this before - Yes, but there is a tricky connection 44 00:02:47,304 --> 00:02:52,374 Just remember that when you land stay in your seat till someone from the airline gets you 45 00:02:52,375 --> 00:02:53,909 Ok? 46 00:02:53,910 --> 00:02:57,177 It's not a problem - Ok allright 47 00:02:58,348 --> 00:03:01,013 Oh well... 48 00:03:01,018 --> 00:03:04,080 Well... seems that perhaps and we should say goodbye 49 00:03:05,690 --> 00:03:08,081 Ok come here! 50 00:03:08,392 --> 00:03:10,783 I'll do my best to make that recital ok? 51 00:03:11,729 --> 00:03:15,298 You know... I would not bother 52 00:03:15,299 --> 00:03:18,436 What makes you say that? - Look, I'm not being mean, but... 53 00:03:18,437 --> 00:03:22,139 ... it would be easier if you did not come to the recital. - How come? 54 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:25,134 It would just be better if you visited on a nothing weekend 55 00:03:25,844 --> 00:03:29,547 I want to see you play - It's because mom hates you so much 56 00:03:29,548 --> 00:03:33,475 She really would be stressed if you're there and it would be tense for me 57 00:03:35,153 --> 00:03:37,385 You know... 58 00:03:38,257 --> 00:03:40,692 Do not have time to spend together equal 59 00:03:40,693 --> 00:03:44,830 Do not worry about we'll figure that out Just want you not to worry about it 60 00:03:44,831 --> 00:03:46,131 Ok? 61 00:03:46,132 --> 00:03:51,799 I mean... You know how much I miss you, right? 62 00:03:53,039 --> 00:03:55,108 Why do you think she still hates me so much? 63 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:57,143 I do not know! 64 00:03:57,144 --> 00:03:59,136 I think she hates Daniel more than she hates you 65 00:03:59,346 --> 00:04:03,016 Yeah - Hey do not worry, I will see to do 66 00:04:03,017 --> 00:04:07,120 We should just do this - Yeah but think I should ask for help? 67 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,655 I do not know 68 00:04:08,656 --> 00:04:11,124 But you know that I love you, right? - Yes! 69 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,827 This has been the best summer of my life! 70 00:04:13,828 --> 00:04:16,389 Really? - Yes! 71 00:04:16,531 --> 00:04:20,501 For me too, see? I told you visiting Greece would be great 72 00:04:20,502 --> 00:04:22,603 And it was 73 00:04:22,604 --> 00:04:25,639 Ok! I love you boy - I love you too, dad 74 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,701 Ok... shake my hand 75 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:31,239 Goodbye! 76 00:06:23,265 --> 00:06:25,666 What happens? - They voted against it! 77 00:06:25,667 --> 00:06:27,168 What? Winter? Del vote? 78 00:06:27,169 --> 00:06:31,539 6 months these people were all for it everyone agreed it was great for the region 79 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:32,518 So what happened? 80 00:06:32,519 --> 00:06:34,476 - Now decided that they don't like the look on that hill 81 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:38,747 I thought it was a done deal - I was! It practically was. 82 00:06:38,748 --> 00:06:43,107 Can they do that? - Of course! They've done it, and its over. 83 00:06:44,687 --> 00:06:45,776 Sorry... 84 00:06:45,777 --> 00:06:47,954 - No, it's so frustrating I can't take it anymore 85 00:06:52,496 --> 00:06:56,229 I'm gonna take that job - No, you do not wanna work for them. 86 00:06:56,266 --> 00:06:58,668 Why not? - For the government? 87 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,904 I think this government is different, 88 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:03,139 We need laws and it's the only way it's gonna happen. 89 00:07:03,140 --> 00:07:05,235 You had a lot of good work done. 90 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:07,810 Well I've been thinking about it, this is the way to do 91 00:07:07,811 --> 00:07:10,280 Ok, well then let me remind you do not like that guy 92 00:07:10,281 --> 00:07:12,549 The whole time you worked for them you've been complaining about him 93 00:07:12,550 --> 00:07:14,084 Yes, yes... may be a idiot but do it right 94 00:07:14,085 --> 00:07:15,619 Things and that's what will do from now on 95 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:17,087 Ok... - I'll be a bitch ok? 96 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:20,424 Well every time I look at that guy all I see is ambition 97 00:07:20,425 --> 00:07:24,361 I mean, sorry, I do not trust him, the only reason we are doing this 98 00:07:24,362 --> 00:07:26,397 It is for a profit of government and people can not see 99 00:07:26,398 --> 00:07:31,002 I don't care about him, ok? - Ok I think it's gonna be miserable 100 00:07:31,003 --> 00:07:33,137 With all the policy and compromise - Whatever 101 00:07:33,138 --> 00:07:37,008 I've made my decision I'm tired of being a fool who rolls the boulder up a hill 102 00:07:37,009 --> 00:07:38,499 And watches it roll down again 103 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:41,479 - Then you have to be assistant bad guy then? 104 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:44,717 Ok I should have taken this job a year ago 105 00:07:44,718 --> 00:07:48,787 And I was scared because of the amount of work but I think it's the best opportunity ever 106 00:07:48,788 --> 00:07:54,595 And I'm doing it - OK, are you sure? 107 00:07:54,596 --> 00:07:56,724 No, I'm not sure of anything ok? 108 00:07:57,898 --> 00:08:02,395 I mean what's gonna happen to everyone if I leave? Like Fran�oise... I mean, they count me 109 00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:04,971 What do you think? 110 00:08:04,972 --> 00:08:05,739 Should I take it or not? 111 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,274 - No, I have no nothing to say about that 112 00:08:07,275 --> 00:08:11,144 Just do not want to see you rush into a decision just because this wind turbine crap is gone. 113 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:14,514 It's not just that, ok? It's been stirring me all summer 114 00:08:14,515 --> 00:08:16,583 I know it has, I know. I should do it. I'm doing it! 115 00:08:16,584 --> 00:08:19,647 - Then do it. - I'm doing it! Right? 116 00:08:21,089 --> 00:08:24,825 Oh God, I wish that things were simpler 117 00:08:24,826 --> 00:08:27,028 I mean... If I leave everything easier would go 118 00:08:27,029 --> 00:08:30,125 It's always a guess. - Yes, the world is fucked - Yeah, maybe. 119 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:35,303 Oh God we finally have a vacation and the girls are sick in the first two weeks 120 00:08:35,304 --> 00:08:38,697 I know... with the perfect sun a million miles away 121 00:08:39,676 --> 00:08:44,376 All the love of your life can't clean after himself or learn how to shave 122 00:08:45,081 --> 00:08:48,884 Who said that? I am Captain Clean-up over here. 123 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:53,055 Captain clean-up? He who has been missing in action all these years 124 00:08:53,056 --> 00:08:55,755 What did you expect at this point? 125 00:08:56,627 --> 00:08:59,162 God... 126 00:08:59,163 --> 00:09:04,023 Oh look at them, they're so cute, they look like conjoined twins 127 00:09:04,068 --> 00:09:09,770 Oh my God I'm gonna take a picture 128 00:09:10,874 --> 00:09:13,143 You're going to get food out of your child's mouth? 129 00:09:13,144 --> 00:09:14,943 Yeah, - Ok 130 00:09:16,147 --> 00:09:19,141 This all brown - No matter, there is a point here 131 00:09:24,422 --> 00:09:28,826 Ela, this is evidence of your father stealing food from you. 132 00:09:28,827 --> 00:09:31,162 If she becomes bulimic or anorexic 133 00:09:31,230 --> 00:09:34,833 It's not my fault, don't blame it all on your mother, ok? 134 00:09:34,834 --> 00:09:37,602 This is a family apple I'm teaching them the value of sharing 135 00:09:37,603 --> 00:09:39,671 I love you honey 136 00:09:39,672 --> 00:09:44,907 Oh, so sweet, you girls will remember this vacation very different. 137 00:09:48,215 --> 00:09:51,345 That's for sure. Please stop videotape 138 00:09:52,319 --> 00:09:56,589 God... I love your mom, you're always so hard on her. 139 00:09:56,590 --> 00:09:59,550 It is because we miss the fucked-up years now things are doing something good 140 00:10:01,328 --> 00:10:06,189 The fucked-up years... That reminds me, talking about fucked-up, did I ever tell you the story about my little patraquidi? 141 00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:12,139 Ok... I think you'd remember if I did. 142 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:15,642 You know when I was a little girl I had a cat named Cleopatra 143 00:10:15,643 --> 00:10:17,944 And every spring she'd jump the fence and get pregnant. 144 00:10:17,945 --> 00:10:22,916 And always ended up with a litter of exactly two kittens 145 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:26,654 Two kittens... - Every time, every year two cats 146 00:10:26,655 --> 00:10:30,591 I mean... it's just amazing, then one days I was around 30 147 00:10:30,592 --> 00:10:35,696 And I was having lunch with my dad and was remembering and mentioning little Cleopatra 148 00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:39,100 And It was like... the hardest thing I ever had to do 149 00:10:39,101 --> 00:10:42,938 It was to kill those cute little kittens... - And I was like that... what?! 150 00:10:42,939 --> 00:10:46,141 It turns out ... listen to this 151 00:10:46,142 --> 00:10:49,867 Sometimes I had up to 7 kittens 152 00:10:50,568 --> 00:10:55,217 But he would take 5 of them, put them in a plastic bag, with a bunch of ether. 153 00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:59,122 That is terrible - That was like... 154 00:10:59,123 --> 00:11:03,220 He had forgotton, they lied about the kittens 155 00:11:04,528 --> 00:11:09,262 Well I asked him. So you took the fluffiest, cutest? 156 00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:13,803 You know, and he just started to cry, poor daddy. 157 00:11:14,405 --> 00:11:17,408 Oh said we would gonna stop to see the ruins 158 00:11:17,409 --> 00:11:20,411 Yeah - Well I really wanted to see them 159 00:11:20,412 --> 00:11:22,837 Yes but they are asleep 160 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:27,116 You know... on the way back to airport, we can catch them 161 00:11:28,253 --> 00:11:30,018 We will not - Yeah, probably not 162 00:11:30,255 --> 00:11:33,249 So long ancient ruins! What is so great about them, anyway? 163 00:11:33,758 --> 00:11:36,320 I wanted them all 164 00:11:37,029 --> 00:11:40,532 - Oh my God... we are shitty parents, You should have stopped. Go back! 165 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:42,534 OK - It's culture, we turn around 166 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,936 Put some character to these kids Somehow girls ok? 167 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:47,539 We are teaching them a valuable lesson: 168 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,574 Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose in this world. 169 00:11:49,575 --> 00:11:54,913 When the girls are on rehab after 10 years on cocaine and speed 170 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:58,084 You say...you just never felt comfortable going to sleep 171 00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:01,454 Because daddy used to tell us that if you sometimes lose and that will be your fault, again. 172 00:12:02,789 --> 00:12:05,291 Oh yes we are shitty parents - I know 173 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:08,160 Saying goodbye to Hank sucks 174 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,265 Why? Was he upset? 175 00:12:11,266 --> 00:12:14,157 No... He said it was the best summer of his life 176 00:12:14,502 --> 00:12:18,372 Well that's great... I mean, I would not worry too much about him 177 00:12:18,373 --> 00:12:21,408 We spoke a bunch. You know what his main concerns in life are? 178 00:12:21,409 --> 00:12:23,043 What? 179 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:25,479 Pimples and how girls perceive him. 180 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,147 The apple does not fall far far from the tree I guess 181 00:12:27,148 --> 00:12:29,017 I'm not like that. 182 00:12:29,018 --> 00:12:31,252 Oh please! That's all you think about! 183 00:12:31,253 --> 00:12:34,722 What! - Women! 184 00:12:34,723 --> 00:12:37,358 I mean... I'm not complaining, I'm getting a lot of attention 185 00:12:37,359 --> 00:12:41,529 But you never stop ogling girls - I don't ogle girls 186 00:12:41,530 --> 00:12:45,701 I make love to them with my eyes. 187 00:12:45,702 --> 00:12:50,172 Oh... Sure I like the Spanish guy or is it Greek? 188 00:12:50,173 --> 00:12:54,304 I do not know where I am from, but I'm very hairy 189 00:12:57,714 --> 00:13:02,751 Well I think... I know... Henry may... 190 00:13:02,752 --> 00:13:05,212 What? - There may be a girl 191 00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:08,391 I do not know... I think he had a crush on someone 192 00:13:08,392 --> 00:13:13,058 Are you kidding? Why do you think he said it was the best summer of his life? 193 00:13:13,731 --> 00:13:18,295 Because... he and I had a good time together? - Je-sus... 194 00:13:19,704 --> 00:13:23,174 So... what? Do you think they kissed? 195 00:13:23,175 --> 00:13:26,210 yes, yes, they kissed. I was sworn to secrecy but he told me they kissed. 196 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:28,346 - What did he say? 197 00:13:28,347 --> 00:13:32,239 I'm not supposed to tell you anything, I'm not gonna talk. - Come on! - Ok! 198 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:37,345 He told me he was concerned about the kissing 199 00:13:37,522 --> 00:13:39,413 You know tongue to tongue... 200 00:13:40,159 --> 00:13:41,660 Yeah 201 00:13:41,661 --> 00:13:46,191 But he was... he was so cute, so nervous 202 00:13:49,736 --> 00:13:51,637 So he and .... - What's gonna happen now? 203 00:13:51,638 --> 00:13:55,707 I do not know... they must be friends, Facebook 204 00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,237 Hey, what if they end up spending all their life together? 205 00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,749 You're so corny... 206 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,243 I mean... - What are you? A 12-year-old girl? 207 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:08,655 With your first love, do you even remember who it was? 208 00:14:08,656 --> 00:14:09,968 Sure, it was you 209 00:14:10,369 --> 00:14:12,592 - Oh, please, like you were a virgin at 23 210 00:14:12,593 --> 00:14:15,519 I said first love not first sexual experience 211 00:14:16,031 --> 00:14:19,033 Ok... Fine.. Am I the first woman you ever fell in love with? 212 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,769 Yeah the first one I felt completely connected to 213 00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:24,229 What? I was not your first love? 214 00:14:25,307 --> 00:14:27,975 No, of course not - Oh well 215 00:14:27,976 --> 00:14:32,473 I thought I was. 216 00:14:33,382 --> 00:14:36,685 Jesse, stop - Not a big deal 217 00:14:36,686 --> 00:14:40,988 No... ok how old are you? C'mon - 41 Years 218 00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:52,401 You are so, so... working for this night 219 00:14:52,402 --> 00:14:56,738 I have to tell you that I have a rocket in my pocket 220 00:14:57,374 --> 00:15:00,368 I'm stuck with an American teenager 221 00:15:00,410 --> 00:15:05,614 I can not believe it, do we have to do all that stuff later? 222 00:15:05,615 --> 00:15:09,349 What? Oh c'mon, it means a lot to Patrick 223 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,390 For children it is very important 224 00:15:13,391 --> 00:15:14,758 No, no... - It will be fun 225 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:17,150 No, I meant the hotel later 226 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:19,756 I'm not sure I want to go there... Hi sweetie. 227 00:15:20,231 --> 00:15:22,165 Yeah, 228 00:15:22,166 --> 00:15:23,867 Oh, ok, ok, ok 229 00:15:23,868 --> 00:15:25,636 It's fine 230 00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,527 Call me from London, have a good flight, bye 231 00:15:28,140 --> 00:15:33,500 They were telling them to turn everything off, They are about to take off. I asked him to call me from the plane 232 00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,016 What? 233 00:15:44,524 --> 00:15:50,920 What is it? - I don't know 234 00:15:50,997 --> 00:15:53,899 Just do not think I can keep doing this. 235 00:15:53,900 --> 00:15:55,200 What? 236 00:15:55,201 --> 00:15:59,435 Every summer, every Christmas and I 237 00:16:00,608 --> 00:16:04,644 I know... It makes me uncomfortable - It's so bad 238 00:16:04,645 --> 00:16:07,639 As if I.. we were sending him to boarding school or something 239 00:16:08,182 --> 00:16:11,278 I do not know... if your mom and I we got along a little bit better 240 00:16:11,585 --> 00:16:14,087 I know... it's like we're sending him back across the enemy lines 241 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:19,593 It really hit me this time ... He's gonna be a freshman in high school 242 00:16:19,594 --> 00:16:22,326 4 years more and he's gonna be on his own. 243 00:16:22,531 --> 00:16:25,065 Oh I mean that's the good news 244 00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,735 This is crucial, I feel I should be there for him 245 00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,969 It's like now or never, you know? 246 00:16:31,106 --> 00:16:34,308 No... what do you mean? 247 00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:38,013 I thought that somehow could live with us 248 00:16:38,014 --> 00:16:42,150 Time goes by so fast and look, here we are at highschool 249 00:16:42,151 --> 00:16:46,855 It's girls, and next thing is College applications 250 00:16:46,856 --> 00:16:51,393 Yeah, you're right, maybe it's time, of I really think it's time to tell his mom all this 251 00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:52,627 And ask if he can live with us 252 00:16:52,628 --> 00:16:56,624 I'd love it! - That's never gonna happen. 253 00:16:56,867 --> 00:17:01,328 Right? She will never give me one thing she is not legally obligated to. 254 00:17:01,338 --> 00:17:04,070 Do you want to call that lawyer again? - No, I don't like that guy, he's terrible. 255 00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:08,444 Should I call her mother? - No, please. Never again. 256 00:17:08,445 --> 00:17:11,610 The kid does not know how to throw a baseball! 257 00:17:12,150 --> 00:17:15,419 Who cares... 258 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:17,821 Leads with his elbow, throws like a girl 259 00:17:17,822 --> 00:17:18,530 Not your fault 260 00:17:18,565 --> 00:17:22,750 - It is my fault, a father is supposed to teach you that. 261 00:17:22,961 --> 00:17:24,517 Ok he just does not like baseball 262 00:17:24,518 --> 00:17:27,631 - It's just an example, it's a metaphor for everything. 263 00:17:27,632 --> 00:17:31,059 He's turning 14 and he needs to be with his father 264 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:37,003 Jessy I'm not moving to Chicago 265 00:17:37,109 --> 00:17:40,774 What? Did I ask you to? Where did it come from? I'm just thinking out loud 266 00:17:41,013 --> 00:17:45,149 I mean, this is the one thing I promised I would never do 267 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:48,254 And I look up and I'm doing it! - Listen, you're a wonderful father 268 00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:51,724 Love their relationship, love the letters I send 269 00:17:51,725 --> 00:17:52,814 Do not read the letters... 270 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,994 - Of course you read only you do not have good lyrics 271 00:17:54,995 --> 00:17:58,455 I just miss these years they are never coming back 272 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:02,732 Oh my God 273 00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:04,638 What? 274 00:18:04,639 --> 00:18:07,200 This is where it ends. 275 00:18:07,742 --> 00:18:09,709 What are you talking about? 276 00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,839 This is how people start breaking up. - Oh my god 277 00:18:11,846 --> 00:18:13,980 No, no... - You just jumped off a cliff 278 00:18:13,981 --> 00:18:17,984 No, no... I'm serious, this is the day like a ticking bomb 279 00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:23,925 that destroys our lives, yeah? - Ok, well, first off 280 00:18:23,926 --> 00:18:28,095 You said he's a time bomb - Oh yeah whatever 281 00:18:28,096 --> 00:18:31,363 You know what? It's ticking right now. And this is how it happens. 282 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,862 You are unhappy and blame it on the other person Resentment grows, everything is rot 283 00:18:33,902 --> 00:18:35,703 And you break up. That's it. 284 00:18:35,704 --> 00:18:37,838 You say that to shut me up? - No of course not 285 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:39,574 Of course not! - Yeah, if that's what you do 286 00:18:39,575 --> 00:18:42,077 No, I'm actually surprised we've lasted so long 287 00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:45,147 Ok... So... - We are on parallel tracks a while but now 288 00:18:45,148 --> 00:18:47,382 The tracks have crossed and I'm going west and you're going east 289 00:18:47,383 --> 00:18:50,581 And believe me this is how it happens I've seen it, ok? Katrin, Alexandre 290 00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:55,057 You're kidding right? - Well no. 291 00:18:55,058 --> 00:18:57,221 I'm kidding... and I'm not. 292 00:18:57,828 --> 00:18:59,295 Right. 293 00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,095 Just... 294 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:03,125 This is it. 295 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,859 Oh we were closed 296 00:19:06,860 --> 00:19:11,373 - Sweetie we decided to catch them when we're on the way back to the airport 297 00:19:11,475 --> 00:19:13,610 Ok? - Exactly, we'll leave early, right? 298 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,502 Yes! 299 00:19:18,016 --> 00:19:21,249 What happened to my apple? 300 00:19:25,056 --> 00:19:27,651 Right? 301 00:19:42,174 --> 00:19:44,743 Give me the list - I don't have it. 302 00:19:44,744 --> 00:19:47,908 It's in your wallet! And give me your wallet, too 303 00:19:51,151 --> 00:19:54,748 Ok I am the General 304 00:19:58,725 --> 00:20:01,593 The overall ok? 305 00:20:05,399 --> 00:20:07,824 Captain Clean-up, you do not touch anything! 306 00:20:51,614 --> 00:20:54,141 Where is my team! 307 00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:28,511 The red one. 308 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:37,859 Ok pepper 309 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,633 Actually I read them both. The first is called 310 00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:42,868 "At that time" and the second "at this time" 311 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:45,270 The first is "this time" and the second is "that time" 312 00:21:45,271 --> 00:21:47,706 Yeah - We have a joke in our family 313 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:48,640 That this was what brought us together again 314 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,376 And that paid for our apartment. - Ok 315 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,838 But it must be rare for a man reading a book 316 00:21:55,048 --> 00:21:59,145 Why? I think I got used to it. - But the second one is sexy. 317 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:03,256 When he misses the plane and have sex for days and days 318 00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:08,060 Like there's no tomorrow... I mean wow, Do you guys actually do that? 319 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:10,079 You do that right? 320 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:14,032 - I hear there's a third book and it is actually better than the first two 321 00:22:14,035 --> 00:22:16,804 Considering that it took more time writing the first two together 322 00:22:16,805 --> 00:22:21,039 The third one I did not read, my wife bought it but it is too long 323 00:22:21,075 --> 00:22:22,843 Even the title is long. What's the title? 324 00:22:22,844 --> 00:22:28,315 "Temporary cast members of a long-running but little-seen production of a play called fleeting 325 00:22:28,316 --> 00:22:30,535 Well, exactly my point 326 00:22:30,536 --> 00:22:32,754 - You're not alone, everybody else thought it was too long. 327 00:22:32,755 --> 00:22:37,387 It is a better book, it's so much more ambitious 328 00:22:38,060 --> 00:22:41,396 What happened? 329 00:22:41,397 --> 00:22:45,494 He said he likes all the books 330 00:22:47,570 --> 00:22:49,461 He does. Well... 331 00:22:49,506 --> 00:22:55,644 I say I love this place is amazing these tomatoes are so amazing 332 00:22:55,645 --> 00:22:58,380 I can smell them, they smell so good 333 00:22:58,381 --> 00:23:01,181 Yeah he is very proud of them 334 00:23:01,618 --> 00:23:03,900 I know it's stupid but... when we were 335 00:23:03,901 --> 00:23:06,183 about to leave Paris I was so nervous to come here 336 00:23:06,190 --> 00:23:08,425 And now we're about to leave and I do not wanna go 337 00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:11,351 Why were you nervous? - Yes, why was that? 338 00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:15,565 I do not know... this place is so full of thousands of years of myths and tragedies 339 00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:17,133 I thought something tragic would happen 340 00:23:17,134 --> 00:23:20,136 You thought someone was going to eat your children. 341 00:23:20,137 --> 00:23:22,472 Yes. 342 00:23:22,473 --> 00:23:24,398 Exactly. 343 00:23:26,011 --> 00:23:28,179 All the time I've been here I've been 344 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:30,347 Working on this idea about a group of different people 345 00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:32,483 With all these brain abnormalities 346 00:23:32,484 --> 00:23:36,220 So the book would be like a day in your life 347 00:23:36,221 --> 00:23:37,822 From their unique points of view only 348 00:23:37,823 --> 00:23:40,157 As an old lady who has the condition that makes you feel 349 00:23:40,158 --> 00:23:43,061 Like you're in a perpetual state of de javu 350 00:23:43,062 --> 00:23:45,631 And every single experience she has is like if it had happened before 351 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:48,166 I mean she could be sitting here with us talking 352 00:23:48,167 --> 00:23:49,431 seemingly functional alright? 353 00:23:49,435 --> 00:23:53,171 And in her head she's thinking... did not I already say that? 354 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:55,733 I mean... did not we have exactly the same conversation? 355 00:23:55,775 --> 00:23:58,302 So just like dejavu? - Yes, except all the time 356 00:23:58,511 --> 00:24:01,642 That's what happens, everything she takes in 357 00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:04,183 A breakfast, a newspaper, a movie 358 00:24:04,184 --> 00:24:06,052 She is convinced she's encountered it already 359 00:24:06,053 --> 00:24:07,178 Is it a real condition? 360 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:12,153 - Yes, it is called persistent Dejav... It's real but I can not pronounce it. 361 00:24:12,192 --> 00:24:16,630 Ok... and there are two other characters with facial recognition extremes. 362 00:24:16,631 --> 00:24:21,068 There is one guy and he can not recognize his wife for 20 years 363 00:24:21,069 --> 00:24:26,202 He looks at himself in the mirror and he feels disconnected with this man, he's looking at 364 00:24:27,108 --> 00:24:30,644 And the other character is the opposite. A middle-aged housewife 365 00:24:30,645 --> 00:24:34,048 With a categorical exacting memory of every face she has ever seen 366 00:24:34,049 --> 00:24:36,818 And she lives in a big city but to her it is a small town. 367 00:24:36,819 --> 00:24:40,472 Like a taxi drives past and she thinks... "Oh that's the driver 368 00:24:40,473 --> 00:24:44,125 who dropped me off at the mall for 3 Christmases ago" 369 00:24:44,126 --> 00:24:46,778 As an old lady walking on the street, 370 00:24:46,779 --> 00:24:49,431 She recalls that she sat to seats from me on the subway last year. 371 00:24:49,432 --> 00:24:54,303 So everyone she meets, you know, to her feels intimate and connected 372 00:24:54,304 --> 00:24:58,140 Well I'm like the first guy: I feel connected to nothing most of the time 373 00:24:58,909 --> 00:25:01,573 Hey! Eckolas! Anna! Hey guys 374 00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:07,607 Look at this kid, he is having the best summer of his life 375 00:25:15,293 --> 00:25:18,662 So, you were saying these three characters, right? 376 00:25:18,663 --> 00:25:20,797 No... it's not just three characters it's a whole group of people 377 00:25:20,798 --> 00:25:24,868 Like I'm working on a Chapter right now about a young Greek man in Macaless 378 00:25:24,869 --> 00:25:26,870 Me? - Well he's named after you 379 00:25:26,871 --> 00:25:31,075 And this guy is caught in a loop, all he sees is the transient nature of everything 380 00:25:31,076 --> 00:25:35,380 Like he looks out to the sea and he thinks the day it will be dry and littered with flosses. 381 00:25:35,381 --> 00:25:40,818 Well I do not know... sounds a little pretentious to me - No pretentions 382 00:25:40,819 --> 00:25:43,154 It's gonna be funny. Really funny. 383 00:25:43,155 --> 00:25:47,856 He picks up a book and immediately wonders: who's gonna be the last person to read this? 384 00:25:47,961 --> 00:25:51,930 And that's funny? - Sometimes I kind of think like that. 385 00:25:51,931 --> 00:25:55,501 Well OK, so he does not get excited about tits, cars, booze, nothing? 386 00:25:55,502 --> 00:25:59,204 Just thinks about death. - Well not so much that. 387 00:25:59,205 --> 00:26:02,775 Transformation is like he is seeing too far in the future. 388 00:26:02,776 --> 00:26:05,702 Ok... - I like this idea for a novel 389 00:26:05,746 --> 00:26:08,715 But you should add a character of an old man like me 390 00:26:08,716 --> 00:26:11,718 Who can not remember what he ate for breakfast 391 00:26:11,719 --> 00:26:13,286 But still hears the song that was playing 392 00:26:13,287 --> 00:26:17,748 When Sheila Campbell danced topless at the bar of juries when he was 14 years old. 393 00:26:17,858 --> 00:26:19,201 That would work. 394 00:26:19,202 --> 00:26:21,888 - Ok have these people lost the time, right? 395 00:26:22,631 --> 00:26:26,400 What is the connection? Are they gonna have sex? Something like that? 396 00:26:26,401 --> 00:26:28,602 It's not time they have lost but perception. 397 00:26:28,603 --> 00:26:32,740 That's the deal, I'm thinking of setting the whole novel at a movie 398 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:36,838 Like every character in some way comes into contact with the film On the Waterfront 399 00:26:36,912 --> 00:26:40,449 Have you seen On the Waterfront? 400 00:26:40,450 --> 00:26:43,985 With Brando? - Ok the first chapter of the book 401 00:26:43,986 --> 00:26:46,377 is opening at a weekend in Times Square in 1954 402 00:26:46,456 --> 00:26:48,924 That old lady with perpetual dejavu 403 00:26:48,925 --> 00:26:54,729 Walks into the matine screen except all the time she's thinking 404 00:26:54,764 --> 00:26:56,365 have not I already seen this? 405 00:26:56,366 --> 00:27:00,803 Yeah and then in another chapter is a 1979 Paris film study class 406 00:27:00,804 --> 00:27:06,209 Then we have a retrospective in Munich in 1993 407 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:09,412 It's time... As that's not the time? 408 00:27:09,413 --> 00:27:13,583 It's time but it is more perception 409 00:27:13,584 --> 00:27:16,420 Not like... - I think it will be too long! 410 00:27:16,421 --> 00:27:20,348 - Well... I like it - Do not listen to him, he makes bicycles. 411 00:27:20,558 --> 00:27:22,550 Send it to me in Galles. 412 00:27:22,627 --> 00:27:24,756 I'll do! 413 00:27:34,406 --> 00:27:37,142 In France we stuff the tomatoes with tomatoes and the peppers with peppers 414 00:27:37,143 --> 00:27:43,140 Use the same, by how you react 415 00:27:43,315 --> 00:27:45,114 Ok... 416 00:27:48,120 --> 00:27:52,124 Make sure you do not stuff too much because it will overflow in the oven later 417 00:27:52,125 --> 00:27:53,159 And it can get very nasty. Ok... 418 00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:55,794 You're doing fine, Celine. 419 00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:58,993 Especially do not listen to Stefanos here 420 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:02,696 Because he has never made this dish before - or any other dish, for that matter. 421 00:28:13,414 --> 00:28:17,147 Stop fighting with knives! 422 00:28:17,185 --> 00:28:19,386 Stop stop fighting with knives! 423 00:28:19,387 --> 00:28:21,948 We're not fighting we are negotiating 424 00:28:21,989 --> 00:28:24,984 Yeah - Negotiating. That's how you call it? 425 00:28:30,032 --> 00:28:32,416 It is a system that we have 426 00:28:32,417 --> 00:28:34,801 - So you found the system that works for you, 427 00:28:35,103 --> 00:28:37,605 I thought it was called having a "relationship" but I like the system 428 00:28:37,606 --> 00:28:40,133 That's cute 429 00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:49,447 We used to have that system 430 00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:05,301 Not too far you guys! 431 00:29:43,476 --> 00:29:47,646 Ok do not want this meal go by without thanking everyone 432 00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:52,784 and... especially you Patrick we had no idea what we were getting into these weeks 433 00:29:52,785 --> 00:29:57,823 A letter arrives from the university inviting us to the Southern Peloponnese in Greece 434 00:29:57,824 --> 00:30:00,559 To the guesthouse of a great writer 435 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,087 Sure! Why not? 436 00:30:03,463 --> 00:30:06,966 And then at the airport earlier today 437 00:30:06,967 --> 00:30:10,734 Hank turns to me and he says it has been the greatest summer of his life 438 00:30:11,472 --> 00:30:14,241 And I have to say the same, so thank you Patrick! 439 00:30:14,242 --> 00:30:16,777 And not just for what you done for me and my family 440 00:30:16,778 --> 00:30:18,509 But for all that you bring to all 441 00:30:25,153 --> 00:30:29,023 Thank you, thank you, when I first saw you at the airport 442 00:30:29,024 --> 00:30:32,825 I thought... no way a man dressed like that could be a man of letters 443 00:30:37,199 --> 00:30:43,071 But now... I think I've learned your secret, we've had many writers 444 00:30:43,072 --> 00:30:46,840 over the past decade but no one had more interest in themselves 445 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:52,604 I'm telling you 446 00:30:53,883 --> 00:30:58,515 And Celine, it's been so great to have you and your daughters' wonderful vitality around here 447 00:30:58,521 --> 00:31:03,017 And I'm so happy you were able to meet my dear friend Natalia 448 00:31:03,226 --> 00:31:06,289 Whose husband Elias was like a brother to me. 449 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,198 I'm so sorry about the Colonel 450 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:10,867 No... no... 451 00:31:10,868 --> 00:31:14,738 Thanks for including Anna and me this summer 452 00:31:14,739 --> 00:31:16,740 Because you know that just pushes me to work 453 00:31:16,741 --> 00:31:19,632 But... when I bring Anna he let me stay at the table of the grown-ups 454 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:22,377 Welcome to the grown-ups' table 455 00:31:26,318 --> 00:31:28,652 How long have you two been together? - Since last summer 456 00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:32,523 We met one year ago here in my last days with Grandpa 457 00:31:32,524 --> 00:31:35,459 Before I had to go back to Athens - Yes, I met him at a party 458 00:31:35,460 --> 00:31:37,987 I was doing Shakespeare in the theater 459 00:31:38,163 --> 00:31:41,633 Who did you play? I was ,,, 460 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:45,731 She was fantastic, remember Patrick went to see her? 461 00:31:47,006 --> 00:31:51,706 When you dance I wish you do not do anything more than that 462 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:57,037 The way you just said that was better than the guy in the play 463 00:31:57,718 --> 00:31:59,819 People are still talking about that production. 464 00:31:59,820 --> 00:32:03,289 But the after-party was even better, it was when we met 465 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:07,727 Yeah we were all there - Very nice. 466 00:32:07,728 --> 00:32:12,064 So... were tossing and turning all night and then I had to drive back to the theater 467 00:32:12,065 --> 00:32:13,065 To get her stuff. 468 00:32:13,066 --> 00:32:15,636 And it was the best - And I'll never forget it. 469 00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:18,338 We were out and had 12000 people 470 00:32:18,339 --> 00:32:20,502 And at that time it was completely empty 471 00:32:20,842 --> 00:32:23,577 And she was sitting way up in the back row 472 00:32:23,578 --> 00:32:27,915 So... I went up on stage 473 00:32:27,916 --> 00:32:30,684 And whispered something - The acoustics there are incredible. 474 00:32:30,685 --> 00:32:33,721 I could see his mouth move and then 3 seconds later 475 00:32:33,722 --> 00:32:35,919 I could hear his voice in my ear 476 00:32:36,091 --> 00:32:38,083 What did he say? 477 00:32:41,163 --> 00:32:42,997 It is private 478 00:32:42,998 --> 00:32:45,389 And then she had to fly back to Paris a couple of days later 479 00:32:45,634 --> 00:32:48,069 How did you keep in touch? - We Skyped. 480 00:32:48,070 --> 00:32:49,637 Pretty much every day since then. 481 00:32:49,638 --> 00:32:53,809 And we have something, we're putting the laptop on the pillow 482 00:32:53,810 --> 00:32:55,837 And... sleep together 483 00:32:56,079 --> 00:32:58,037 Oh that's the new romance 484 00:32:58,048 --> 00:33:01,076 And when I wake up the screen is usually frozen 485 00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:05,352 And Anna's face is in some funny position like.. 486 00:33:06,723 --> 00:33:11,390 Can I ask you a question? Please? When you guys Skype 487 00:33:11,629 --> 00:33:14,631 Do you, you know... do you go a little crazy? 488 00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:18,702 My God! You're being so vulgar! - I'm just being a amateur anthropologist 489 00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:22,305 who is interested in the virtual world on a theoretical level. 490 00:33:22,306 --> 00:33:26,473 Now you're an anthropologist - Yes, the sex of the near future 491 00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:32,649 And I'm not making this up but it's gonna be just like plugging in something in your genitals 491 00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:38,649 And you can have sexual intercourse with anyone of your choice You'll be able to programme in all your preferences 493 00:33:40,025 --> 00:33:43,757 You'll be able to type in exactly what you want. Marilyn Monroe to whisper in your ear. 494 00:33:45,198 --> 00:33:47,532 I might like that! Yes! 495 00:33:50,370 --> 00:33:53,672 I mean... Why not? 496 00:33:53,673 --> 00:33:56,174 More and more of our experiences are taking place in the virtual world 497 00:33:56,175 --> 00:33:57,405 Yeah... 498 00:33:57,777 --> 00:34:00,212 And you're a writer. How are you gonna feel when 499 00:34:00,213 --> 00:34:02,649 Computers can write a better book than 'War and Peace' 500 00:34:02,650 --> 00:34:04,137 That will never happen 501 00:34:04,138 --> 00:34:07,111 - I think the only question is when it's going to happen. 502 00:34:07,555 --> 00:34:10,023 I think I will probably feel about the same way as Kasparov 503 00:34:10,024 --> 00:34:12,792 you know the chess players felt when they could no longer play 504 00:34:12,793 --> 00:34:14,994 with those big-ass computers... 505 00:34:14,995 --> 00:34:17,196 Remember we first thought no computer could ever beat our best 506 00:34:17,197 --> 00:34:21,967 The human machine likes 507 00:34:22,504 --> 00:34:24,963 You know and now we can not compete 508 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:28,509 I saw a doctor when they were doing an experiment in a laboratory 509 00:34:28,510 --> 00:34:33,814 and..he was wired up and could push a switch and have an orgasm 510 00:34:33,815 --> 00:34:38,277 Scientists were sort of laughing at this pathetic little creature 511 00:34:38,287 --> 00:34:42,324 While it ignores food and water and did not do anything else 512 00:34:42,325 --> 00:34:45,126 And eventually just died 513 00:34:45,127 --> 00:34:49,623 I think that's the future of humanity 514 00:34:50,032 --> 00:34:51,865 And die! 515 00:34:51,867 --> 00:34:53,935 Well, maybe so 516 00:34:53,936 --> 00:34:58,140 but every generation believes that they're witnessing the end of the world 517 00:34:58,141 --> 00:35:00,031 But... 518 00:35:00,043 --> 00:35:04,174 I feel that I'm actually living it - Ok I have a question for you Patrick 519 00:35:04,448 --> 00:35:06,815 I think a lot of people are feeling that way... you know 520 00:35:06,816 --> 00:35:09,182 We are like this kind of pleasure-obsessed 521 00:35:09,286 --> 00:35:10,553 porn-addict 522 00:35:10,554 --> 00:35:14,725 Materialistic seeing our humanity with technology 523 00:35:14,726 --> 00:35:16,393 At the same time the computers are becoming sentient 524 00:35:16,394 --> 00:35:20,831 Right? So my question is this notion of 'self' to begin with. 525 00:35:20,832 --> 00:35:24,668 Well is written in the portals of the temple of Apollo at Delhi 526 00:35:24,969 --> 00:35:26,937 It says: gnothi saphton.. 527 00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:29,738 Which means "Know thyself" 528 00:35:29,739 --> 00:35:31,740 Yes but we are 99% automated already 529 00:35:31,944 --> 00:35:35,404 Not our personality or this thing we think of as ourselves 530 00:35:35,581 --> 00:35:37,715 It is only a tiny fraction of what the brain is doing 531 00:35:37,716 --> 00:35:40,251 Most of these automated body functions 532 00:35:40,252 --> 00:35:42,053 So what is it we're actually seeing? 533 00:35:42,054 --> 00:35:44,922 Now, if this notion of self is such a small percentage of usage 534 00:35:45,524 --> 00:35:47,950 How come I always hear so much about it? 535 00:35:48,328 --> 00:35:52,665 Well it's just like my penis. I mean it's not that big it is a small part of myself 536 00:35:52,666 --> 00:35:53,465 But it needs a lot of attention. 537 00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:55,934 He's a Jew! 538 00:35:55,935 --> 00:35:58,904 And how did you two meet? - You do not know? 539 00:35:58,905 --> 00:36:00,072 What? 540 00:36:00,073 --> 00:36:02,474 Well, you have to read Jesse's books. - If you especially if you want to know 541 00:36:02,475 --> 00:36:05,343 what it is like to have sex with me 542 00:36:06,347 --> 00:36:08,381 Excuse me, Stephanos. 543 00:36:08,382 --> 00:36:10,147 I'm sorry but I read them 544 00:36:10,685 --> 00:36:12,152 Yeah 545 00:36:12,153 --> 00:36:15,889 We met about 18 years ago and we kind of, sort of fell in love a little bit. 546 00:36:15,890 --> 00:36:19,059 and... then we lost track of each other 547 00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:21,394 And a decade later, we ran into each other. 548 00:36:21,395 --> 00:36:24,231 No, no... we did not run into each other, sweetie 549 00:36:24,232 --> 00:36:27,601 You wrote a book inspired by our meeting... 550 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:30,037 Yes, yes... - And I read about it and went to look 551 00:36:30,038 --> 00:36:33,307 That's pretty romantic - Not really 552 00:36:33,308 --> 00:36:37,244 He was married again - Details! 553 00:36:37,245 --> 00:36:40,648 Yeah That was a disaster - It was not a disaster, it was inevitable. 554 00:36:40,649 --> 00:36:43,018 Ok and the first time that we had sex without a condom 555 00:36:43,553 --> 00:36:46,288 Twins! And change it from there 556 00:36:46,289 --> 00:36:50,352 Sorry to say that - The girls are so beautiful 557 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:52,384 They are cute 558 00:36:52,962 --> 00:36:55,630 Ok... no, no, it has some upsides. 559 00:36:55,631 --> 00:36:58,865 Ok... Let me tell you right now, Anna, how to keep a man 560 00:36:58,869 --> 00:37:01,471 You have to let them win in all these little games 561 00:37:01,472 --> 00:37:02,650 Oh God! 562 00:37:02,651 --> 00:37:05,007 - When I met Jessy the first night we played pinball 563 00:37:05,008 --> 00:37:06,186 And of course I was winning 564 00:37:06,187 --> 00:37:08,544 - The foundation of lie to our entire relationship? 565 00:37:08,545 --> 00:37:11,247 And then I let the ball go down in the middle 566 00:37:11,248 --> 00:37:15,251 And gave him confidence if I didn't let him won in every game 567 00:37:15,252 --> 00:37:17,421 We would never have sex 568 00:37:17,422 --> 00:37:21,690 I mean... I'm sorry to say all this but he's actually a closet macho 569 00:37:21,826 --> 00:37:24,261 He dreams of having a bimbo for a wife 570 00:37:24,262 --> 00:37:26,289 It is my greatest aspiration 571 00:37:31,002 --> 00:37:33,563 So... 572 00:37:34,206 --> 00:37:36,471 Yes? 573 00:37:36,542 --> 00:37:40,241 So you're a writer? 574 00:37:40,412 --> 00:37:42,747 Yes, sure 575 00:37:42,748 --> 00:37:45,082 So you write like... books? 576 00:37:47,553 --> 00:37:51,514 I've written a few, sure 577 00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:53,324 I've never met a writer before 578 00:37:53,827 --> 00:37:57,663 You must be really smart 579 00:37:57,664 --> 00:38:00,999 You know... I can't even write my own name sometimes when I'm tired 580 00:38:02,369 --> 00:38:04,600 What kind of books do you like? 581 00:38:04,805 --> 00:38:07,969 Well I like stories with a meaning behind it 582 00:38:08,108 --> 00:38:09,910 Like a really beautiful love story 583 00:38:09,911 --> 00:38:11,211 Oh sure yes 584 00:38:11,212 --> 00:38:16,208 You know... I read this book once... Romeo and... - Juliet 585 00:38:18,186 --> 00:38:19,653 Yes! 586 00:38:19,654 --> 00:38:22,818 You know it? - It's very good. It's a play, actually. 587 00:38:22,824 --> 00:38:24,246 It is not a book. Play. 588 00:38:24,247 --> 00:38:27,092 - Oh I thought it was a book based on the movie 589 00:38:27,963 --> 00:38:31,093 No, no, a play - Ok, it was a play. 590 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:37,905 Well, actually I did not read the whole thing because sometimes I have to keep up and read these magazines 591 00:38:37,906 --> 00:38:40,374 To know exactly what's going on in all these peoples' lives. 592 00:38:40,375 --> 00:38:44,679 Well that is important. - Ok you are very, very smart 593 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:48,073 And I bet you have a gigantic penis 594 00:38:48,852 --> 00:38:53,589 Why am I finding myself so attracted to this woman?! 595 00:38:53,590 --> 00:38:58,427 And that's the funny part of it. 596 00:38:58,428 --> 00:39:02,959 The not so funny part of the closet macho is that two days after we dropped Henry off 597 00:39:03,467 --> 00:39:06,502 He tells me that even though I have an offer for an amazing job, 598 00:39:06,503 --> 00:39:08,137 He wants me to throw it away and move to Chicago 599 00:39:08,138 --> 00:39:10,768 It's not what I said, I said I missed him. 600 00:39:14,612 --> 00:39:18,581 Hey, you guys stop it, It must have been so hard to say goodbye right? 601 00:39:18,582 --> 00:39:20,851 Yeah, of course. - And I say a he is such an amazing kid. 602 00:39:20,852 --> 00:39:23,413 Yeah... and I already miss my chess partner 603 00:39:24,089 --> 00:39:27,947 When Stefanos and I split up I am getting full custody 604 00:39:28,293 --> 00:39:31,462 It's okay for a while because me and my 20-year-old girlfriend 605 00:39:31,463 --> 00:39:34,127 Will be a little bit preoccupied. 606 00:39:34,466 --> 00:39:36,697 Oh I love you - And I love you you 607 00:39:40,573 --> 00:39:44,042 Ok... I have a story that my husband here loves 608 00:39:44,043 --> 00:39:48,402 And that's gonna tell you everything about masculine and feminine 609 00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:50,448 Ok, ready? 610 00:39:50,483 --> 00:39:55,650 My mom used to be a nurse so she was there when people were coming out of the coma 611 00:39:55,922 --> 00:39:59,992 Listen, it's an interesting story 612 00:39:59,993 --> 00:40:03,794 I'm listening - So she was the one to tell them... 613 00:40:03,931 --> 00:40:09,168 Hi... My name is Catherina you're coming out of a coma 614 00:40:09,169 --> 00:40:12,163 You've been in a really bad automobile accident 615 00:40:12,806 --> 00:40:16,176 You're gonna be okay 616 00:40:16,277 --> 00:40:19,077 You're gonne be fine and, you know, stuff like that 617 00:40:19,213 --> 00:40:24,243 He said the first thing that every woman the very first thing, the first reaction she would have 618 00:40:24,786 --> 00:40:27,780 Would be to ask: how are my kids? 619 00:40:28,356 --> 00:40:31,817 How is my husband? Is anyone else hurt? 620 00:40:32,027 --> 00:40:39,567 Every man with no exception, when they were told all this, what was the first thing they did? 621 00:40:39,568 --> 00:40:41,936 Looked down on their cock. 622 00:40:43,839 --> 00:40:48,643 You know what? You got to make sure it's still there. You got to make sure it's still working. 623 00:40:48,644 --> 00:40:50,579 You have to! - Alive and kicking! 624 00:40:50,580 --> 00:40:56,318 Yeah, yeah, and eventually they come around to asking about their kids 625 00:40:56,319 --> 00:40:59,688 Or about someone else that might have accidentally been killed, and stuffs like that, 626 00:41:00,156 --> 00:41:04,356 Does not say it all? - Penis first and the rest of the world. 627 00:41:04,494 --> 00:41:08,264 Penis! Penis! 628 00:41:08,265 --> 00:41:11,334 But if you can explain it on strictly gender terms 629 00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:13,987 Why does any women waste time 630 00:41:13,988 --> 00:41:16,639 Getting mad and bother to change a man? 631 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,304 Exactly! It's all biology. What is the problem? 632 00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:22,245 And they are so good at turning things around. 633 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:26,550 NO... only... is like that upset because a frog is green 634 00:41:26,551 --> 00:41:29,954 Yes! Exactly! - Hearing all this 635 00:41:29,955 --> 00:41:33,124 I wonder if this idea of a love affair that lasts forever is still relevant to us? 636 00:41:33,125 --> 00:41:38,019 I mean we know that we are going to break up eventually. - Definitely. 637 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,632 - Are your parents are still together? - No way. 638 00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:45,470 No and what about yours? - They are but they could divorced. 639 00:41:46,773 --> 00:41:49,975 I think if they had more money, they would not still be together. 640 00:41:49,976 --> 00:41:54,369 God, you guys are so practical, I was born into the wrong generation 641 00:41:54,547 --> 00:41:56,248 My grandmother's mother 642 00:41:56,249 --> 00:42:00,780 wrote to our whole family a 26-page letter from her deathbed 643 00:42:00,988 --> 00:42:04,557 And she spent three pages on the costume she did for a play... 644 00:42:04,558 --> 00:42:07,960 and only one paragraph on her husband - Was she an actress too? 645 00:42:07,961 --> 00:42:10,488 No... she was...a... 646 00:42:12,232 --> 00:42:14,862 Seamstress 647 00:42:15,035 --> 00:42:19,873 And she had all these wonderful friends and about my great-grandfather 648 00:42:20,175 --> 00:42:21,975 She mentioned three events: 649 00:42:21,976 --> 00:42:24,578 He went to war, we moved because of his job 650 00:42:24,579 --> 00:42:26,606 And he died 651 00:42:27,649 --> 00:42:31,246 Her big advice was not to be too consumed with romantic love 652 00:42:33,822 --> 00:42:35,554 Friendships and work brought to her the most happiness 653 00:42:36,258 --> 00:42:40,059 I could not agree more that's what really helps us 654 00:42:40,362 --> 00:42:43,631 This idea of the soul mate of someone who would come 655 00:42:43,632 --> 00:42:47,433 to complete us and save us from heaven to take care of ourselves. 656 00:42:47,937 --> 00:42:51,568 With Stefanos, I set the bar extremely low 657 00:42:51,974 --> 00:42:54,577 I knew he would not meet any of my needs 658 00:42:54,578 --> 00:42:58,013 Definitely not - So what about Grandma? Was she your soul mate? 659 00:42:58,014 --> 00:43:02,282 Sounds appealing but actually your grandmother was more rational than that. 660 00:43:02,419 --> 00:43:05,754 She took cared of herself and asked me to do the same 661 00:43:05,922 --> 00:43:07,890 We had plenty of room to meet in the middle 662 00:43:07,891 --> 00:43:09,525 Yeah, that sounds ideal 663 00:43:09,526 --> 00:43:10,826 What is it? 664 00:43:10,827 --> 00:43:13,797 But it should be obvious that my wife is not here today 665 00:43:13,798 --> 00:43:17,599 We were never one person, always two, we preferred it that way. 666 00:43:18,002 --> 00:43:20,103 That is so beautiful 667 00:43:20,104 --> 00:43:24,600 I think my husband is always trying to almost colonize me, you know 668 00:43:24,942 --> 00:43:28,044 I colonize you? 669 00:43:28,045 --> 00:43:30,607 Yes but I colonize you, too, darling. 670 00:43:32,251 --> 00:43:34,418 But at the end of the day 671 00:43:34,419 --> 00:43:38,516 It's not the love of one other person that matters but the love of life 672 00:43:38,824 --> 00:43:41,749 That's good to know, Patrick, because life I can handle 673 00:43:41,860 --> 00:43:44,785 Ariadna, on the other hand 674 00:43:45,876 --> 00:43:52,713 We no the Greek tragedy and on top of that The original many was destroyed for maniacs 674 00:43:56,876 --> 00:44:01,713 Hey, guys if we can not make that hotel rooom tonight could you get a refund or use it yourself 675 00:44:01,714 --> 00:44:04,951 No... we do not get a refund - Are you trying to get out of it? 676 00:44:04,952 --> 00:44:07,687 - No, it's such a great gift you've given us 677 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:10,352 But I'm so stressed getting all the packing ready 678 00:44:10,457 --> 00:44:12,559 No, no... - We made a deal guys 679 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,161 We will watch the kids, you're gonna really love it 680 00:44:15,162 --> 00:44:18,998 It's a fantastic walk to the hotel You won't regret it. 681 00:44:18,999 --> 00:44:23,097 And we would be very offended if you don't go 682 00:44:23,205 --> 00:44:24,405 Ok... 683 00:44:24,406 --> 00:44:25,830 Thank you. 684 00:44:25,974 --> 00:44:29,210 Iran... - Well... when I think of my husband 685 00:44:29,211 --> 00:44:35,811 What I miss the most about him is the way he used to lie down next to me at night 686 00:44:36,518 --> 00:44:40,555 Sometimes his arm would stretch along my chest 687 00:44:40,556 --> 00:44:45,552 And I could not move, I... I even held my breath 688 00:44:46,229 --> 00:44:49,325 But I felt safe 689 00:44:49,565 --> 00:44:50,966 Complete 690 00:44:50,967 --> 00:44:56,566 And... I miss the way he was whistling walking down the street 691 00:44:57,039 --> 00:45:00,273 And every time we do something I think of what he would say 692 00:45:00,444 --> 00:45:03,074 When it's cold today, wear a scarf 693 00:45:03,814 --> 00:45:10,175 But lately I've been forgetting little things 694 00:45:10,187 --> 00:45:14,887 It's sort of fading and I'm starting to forget him. 695 00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:17,928 And it's like ... 696 00:45:17,929 --> 00:45:24,201 like losing him again. So sometimes I make myself remember 697 00:45:24,202 --> 00:45:28,299 every detail of his face 698 00:45:28,506 --> 00:45:33,211 The exact color of his eyes, his lips, his teeth 699 00:45:33,212 --> 00:45:35,313 The texture of his skin, his hair. 700 00:45:35,314 --> 00:45:37,739 That was all gone by the time he went 701 00:45:38,617 --> 00:45:42,748 And sometimes... not always, but sometimes 702 00:45:42,821 --> 00:45:45,256 I can actually see him. 703 00:45:45,257 --> 00:45:49,616 It's as if a cloud moves away and there he is. and I could almost touch him. 704 00:45:49,862 --> 00:45:53,799 But then... the real world rushes in. 705 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,794 And he vanishes again 706 00:45:57,103 --> 00:46:01,907 But what I did every morning when the sun was not too bright outside 707 00:46:01,908 --> 00:46:05,277 But the sun somehow makes him vanish 708 00:46:06,279 --> 00:46:12,852 And he appears and disappears Like a sunrise and a sunset 709 00:46:12,853 --> 00:46:16,051 Anything, so ephemeral. 710 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:19,725 It's just like our life 711 00:46:22,063 --> 00:46:24,164 We appear and er disappear 712 00:46:24,165 --> 00:46:27,034 And we are so important to some 713 00:46:27,703 --> 00:46:31,561 But we are just... passing through 714 00:46:35,177 --> 00:46:37,568 To "passing through" 715 00:46:38,146 --> 00:46:40,776 To "passing through" 716 00:46:49,392 --> 00:46:53,261 And eventually he catches his face in the window's reflection 717 00:46:53,262 --> 00:46:58,333 And he realizes he's no longer a 9 year old boy. Right? He's suddenly old, he's got a beard 718 00:46:58,334 --> 00:47:01,069 And his eyes are watery - This one seems sad 719 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:02,805 At first I thought you were going to tell me a 720 00:47:02,806 --> 00:47:04,540 Story about a guy that has an imaginary friend 721 00:47:04,541 --> 00:47:06,028 Which one? 722 00:47:06,029 --> 00:47:09,002 - When in his 50s, the imaginary friend shows up again. 723 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,939 Yes, that! - You like that? 724 00:47:12,750 --> 00:47:17,387 Remember that letter that you let me read that you wrote when you were 20 725 00:47:17,388 --> 00:47:19,790 to yourself at 40 - Yes, I remember the first sentence: 726 00:47:19,791 --> 00:47:22,326 Dear 40-year-old Jesse, I hope you're not divorced 727 00:47:22,327 --> 00:47:26,026 No I did not even remember that part, I meant to all the other things in that letter 728 00:47:26,331 --> 00:47:29,900 You're the same guy, I mean, we always think that we are evolving 729 00:47:29,901 --> 00:47:31,268 But we can not change that much 730 00:47:31,369 --> 00:47:33,604 You know I think I've changed the most. - How? 731 00:47:33,605 --> 00:47:36,540 When I was younger I just wanted time to speed up. 732 00:47:36,541 --> 00:47:37,542 Why? 733 00:47:37,543 --> 00:47:39,944 So I can be on my own, so I can be free from my parents 734 00:47:39,945 --> 00:47:44,441 and school and all that shit, you know, I just wanted to close my eyes and wake up and be an adult 735 00:47:44,784 --> 00:47:47,982 And now I can feel that that happened and I want everything to slow down. 736 00:47:48,454 --> 00:47:52,290 It's strange I've always had this feeling no matter where I am in my life 737 00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:55,752 That it's either a memory or a dream. - I always thought that 738 00:47:56,129 --> 00:48:00,329 Me too, is it really my life? Is it as happening right now? 739 00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:02,265 It is. - I know! 740 00:48:02,602 --> 00:48:06,172 Every year I just seem to get a little bit more humble and more overwhelmed 741 00:48:06,173 --> 00:48:08,541 about all things I'm never gonna know or understand 742 00:48:08,542 --> 00:48:12,379 That's what I keep telling you: you know nothing - I know, I know! But I'm getting better 743 00:48:12,747 --> 00:48:14,681 But not knowing is not so bad 744 00:48:14,682 --> 00:48:15,916 I mean... 745 00:48:15,917 --> 00:48:19,081 The point is to be looking, searching 746 00:48:19,253 --> 00:48:20,320 Stay hungry, right? 747 00:48:20,321 --> 00:48:22,586 That's true... I only wish it was easier 748 00:48:22,757 --> 00:48:26,259 How do you mean? - Just to maintain a certain level of passion, you know. 749 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:29,629 I mean, it used to come so naturally 750 00:48:29,897 --> 00:48:32,266 Remember when I was younger, me and all my writer friends 751 00:48:32,401 --> 00:48:35,369 We like.. we just felt like were doing something important 752 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:36,904 You know? Like this was our time. 753 00:48:36,905 --> 00:48:39,974 - But they were all a bunch of arrogant little pricks, right? 754 00:48:39,975 --> 00:48:43,878 No! Alright, maybe... do not know... Single than where would we get all that energy 755 00:48:43,879 --> 00:48:47,950 All that creativity and whatever ambition these people had 756 00:48:47,951 --> 00:48:51,445 I think you gotta be a little deluded to stay motivated. 757 00:48:52,021 --> 00:48:54,651 Young men do this thing, they're comparing themselves all the time 758 00:48:55,325 --> 00:48:58,819 They have all these signposts they judge themselves by 759 00:48:58,828 --> 00:49:00,627 You used to do that all the time! - Do what? What do you mean? 760 00:49:00,830 --> 00:49:03,960 You were talking about more than when you were 17 761 00:49:08,172 --> 00:49:11,140 Yes but women do not think that way as much. - You don't think so? 762 00:49:11,141 --> 00:49:13,566 We have much less to compare ourselves with, maybe. 763 00:49:14,311 --> 00:49:16,913 Most women wouldn't do anything in life 764 00:49:16,914 --> 00:49:19,213 The first time I hear about them, they're in their 50s 765 00:49:19,214 --> 00:49:21,512 because it is was so hard for them to get any recognition before then. 766 00:49:22,253 --> 00:49:26,557 They struggled for 30 years or they raised kids or were stranded at home 767 00:49:26,558 --> 00:49:28,516 Before they could find what they want 768 00:49:29,594 --> 00:49:32,429 Actually you know what? It's kind of free 769 00:49:32,430 --> 00:49:35,599 We need don't have to spend our lives comparing ourselves to Martin Luther King 770 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:39,136 Ghandi... Tolstoy - What about Joan of Arc? 771 00:49:39,137 --> 00:49:42,166 I mean... she was a teenager and she saved France 772 00:49:42,808 --> 00:49:45,477 Who wants to be Joan of Arc? Forget France. 773 00:49:45,478 --> 00:49:48,278 She was burned at the stake, and a virgin! 774 00:49:48,447 --> 00:49:51,475 Ok? Nothing I aspire to. What a great achievement! 775 00:49:54,487 --> 00:49:57,287 Oh God... - What? - No, nothing. 776 00:49:57,690 --> 00:50:00,719 What? - This is so weird 777 00:50:01,295 --> 00:50:06,792 What do you mean? - Just this, us walking, having a conversation. 778 00:50:07,100 --> 00:50:10,503 About something else than scheduling food, work 779 00:50:10,504 --> 00:50:12,633 I mean how long has it been since we were wondering about bullshit 780 00:50:14,341 --> 00:50:17,244 Do you hear what I hear? 781 00:50:17,245 --> 00:50:19,346 The sea? - No 782 00:50:19,347 --> 00:50:22,082 What? Oh! No small feet 783 00:50:22,083 --> 00:50:24,618 nothing being knocked over, nothing to clean up 784 00:50:24,619 --> 00:50:27,955 Nothing injustices being done. 785 00:50:27,956 --> 00:50:30,256 Yeah, so when was the last time? 786 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:32,859 When we had nowhere to be? 787 00:50:32,860 --> 00:50:34,853 Yeah.. Remember walking in the Luxembourg Gardens? 788 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:40,034 I used to kick your ass in ping-pong on those concrete tables 789 00:50:40,035 --> 00:50:42,403 Congrats! You beat a woman pregnant with twins! 790 00:50:42,404 --> 00:50:45,039 It is better than losing to a pregnant woman with twins! 791 00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,772 Yes... O God! 792 00:50:48,043 --> 00:50:52,514 You know what I think? I think it's from the time we leave our parents' house 793 00:50:52,515 --> 00:50:57,011 Until we have kids that's the only time that your life is completely your own. 794 00:50:57,220 --> 00:51:02,458 I think I've had as a decade that 795 00:51:02,459 --> 00:51:04,727 Just like one long flowing, a day, a week, a year there is no big difference 796 00:51:04,728 --> 00:51:07,995 No... I know, I used to keep track of time 797 00:51:08,131 --> 00:51:11,368 through jobs and boyfriends and stuff like that and I can tell you 798 00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:14,704 every detail of the past seven years based on what was happening in the girls' lives 799 00:51:14,705 --> 00:51:16,840 Yeah...right... totally. 800 00:51:16,841 --> 00:51:19,442 You do that too? - Yes, if 801 00:51:19,443 --> 00:51:21,343 I mean time is demarcated now 802 00:51:21,344 --> 00:51:25,145 - No, I'm just surprised you do that too 803 00:51:25,316 --> 00:51:27,250 Ok... quick test 804 00:51:27,251 --> 00:51:29,420 August 2009 805 00:51:29,421 --> 00:51:33,524 No, come on! It's a quick one. What was happening? 806 00:51:33,525 --> 00:51:36,994 August 2009 we were on vacation with your parents 807 00:51:36,995 --> 00:51:39,590 N�a got the chickenpox first and quickly spread to Ela 808 00:51:40,165 --> 00:51:43,432 I am so impressed - So do I get a gold star? 809 00:51:43,635 --> 00:51:46,095 Maybe. 810 00:51:46,272 --> 00:51:48,840 Hey... can I ask you a question? -Sure 811 00:51:48,841 --> 00:51:52,802 If we were meeting for the first time today on a train, would you find me attractive? 812 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:57,049 Of course. - No, but really right now as I am 813 00:52:00,687 --> 00:52:01,953 Would you start talking to me? Would you ask me to get off the train with you? 814 00:52:01,954 --> 00:52:08,021 I mean you're asking a theoretical question. I mean what would my life-situation be? 815 00:52:08,195 --> 00:52:10,063 Technically, it would not be cheating on you? 816 00:52:10,064 --> 00:52:12,482 - Ok, why can not you just say yes? - I did, I said, of course. 817 00:52:12,483 --> 00:52:14,901 - I wanted to say something romantic and you blew it, ok? 818 00:52:14,902 --> 00:52:18,271 Ok, ok... if I saw you on a train 819 00:52:18,272 --> 00:52:22,876 Ok listen I would be looking at you and say... 820 00:52:22,877 --> 00:52:26,337 Hey baby, you make me as horny as an egg in a pot 821 00:52:26,381 --> 00:52:29,783 Stop! That's disgusting! 822 00:52:29,784 --> 00:52:32,536 No! The truth is that you failed the test and the fact is 823 00:52:32,537 --> 00:52:35,289 that you would not pick me up on the train 824 00:52:35,290 --> 00:52:38,293 You would not even notice me, a fat-ass, middle-aged mom 825 00:52:38,294 --> 00:52:41,595 losing her hair - Ok... 826 00:52:41,831 --> 00:52:45,066 Yes, that's me - You set me up to fail 827 00:52:45,067 --> 00:52:47,802 - You did. - Ok true 828 00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:52,207 But in the real world baldy 829 00:52:52,208 --> 00:52:56,909 I did, I talked to you on the train, and it was the best thing I ever did. 830 00:52:56,913 --> 00:52:59,838 Really? Look at the goats. Hello! 831 00:53:02,919 --> 00:53:07,022 You know that is not even a good question. 832 00:53:07,023 --> 00:53:10,659 The real question would be if I did ask you to get off the train 833 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:12,595 Yeah... - Would you get off with me? 834 00:53:12,596 --> 00:53:14,931 No, of course not, I have people waiting for me 835 00:53:14,932 --> 00:53:19,870 You know, and a 41-year-old horny billy goat 836 00:53:19,871 --> 00:53:23,069 How creepy! I'm creeped out right now. Help! 837 00:53:23,808 --> 00:53:28,645 I can not believe I'm 41 - Yeah, me neither. We've gotten so old. 838 00:53:28,646 --> 00:53:30,814 Never thought I would ever sleep with anyone over 40 839 00:53:30,815 --> 00:53:31,750 Yeah... 840 00:53:31,751 --> 00:53:33,618 - Actually you know what? You are the oldest guy I've ever slept with. 841 00:53:33,619 --> 00:53:35,686 That is something - True 842 00:53:35,687 --> 00:53:37,611 I know but I'm not the oldest guy you've ever blown 843 00:53:37,623 --> 00:53:41,288 What! - That conference in Warsaw 844 00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:43,618 What conference? Lech Walesa. 845 00:53:44,329 --> 00:53:49,635 Lech Walesa! Oh what are you talking about? - It was before we're together 846 00:53:49,636 --> 00:53:53,806 You can admit it. I can remember the way you talked about him. 847 00:53:53,807 --> 00:53:57,442 How he opened your heart, you definitely blew him. 848 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,611 Ok... you're really crazy! 849 00:53:59,612 --> 00:54:01,146 That was Gorbachev. 850 00:54:01,147 --> 00:54:06,143 Ok? geographically challenged, doughnut-loving American 851 00:54:07,354 --> 00:54:09,088 I'm sorry I got Eastern-bloc leaders mixed up, OK. 852 00:54:09,089 --> 00:54:12,625 And I did not blow him, ok? Take it back! 853 00:54:12,626 --> 00:54:13,560 Ok, ok 854 00:54:13,561 --> 00:54:15,485 God! 855 00:54:16,030 --> 00:54:18,125 Then went to another? 856 00:54:18,299 --> 00:54:21,600 All right, you know? 857 00:54:22,203 --> 00:54:27,575 Listen to this... I was going to tell you this later but already enough secrets 858 00:54:27,576 --> 00:54:30,578 What? You've got a tumor in your brain and going to die? 859 00:54:30,579 --> 00:54:31,579 No no 860 00:54:31,580 --> 00:54:32,947 Nothing like that, alright? 861 00:54:32,981 --> 00:54:36,111 Well, actually, it's kind of like that. 862 00:54:36,451 --> 00:54:38,085 My grandmother died - What! When? 863 00:54:38,086 --> 00:54:41,182 Yes, my dad texted to me before we ate 864 00:54:41,389 --> 00:54:43,621 Oh I'm so sorry. Why could not you tell me?! 865 00:54:43,626 --> 00:54:46,962 Everyone has been expecting it she has lived a long time, had a great life 866 00:54:46,963 --> 00:54:49,081 She was 96 867 00:54:49,082 --> 00:54:51,199 - She did not live much longer after your grandfather died 868 00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:56,471 No... barely a year... the funny thing is that this woman was a freaking saint, ok? 869 00:54:56,472 --> 00:55:00,274 She was a nurse in the war She took care of all of us 870 00:55:00,277 --> 00:55:03,613 You know... she never said any unkind word about anybody. 871 00:55:03,614 --> 00:55:05,348 I wish I had met her. - It's OK 872 00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:09,344 Okay, because by the end she was not in the mood to meet new people 873 00:55:09,553 --> 00:55:14,657 I mean after a lifetime of being sweet as a pie, 874 00:55:14,658 --> 00:55:16,425 once grandpa died, she got kind of angry. 875 00:55:16,426 --> 00:55:18,428 Really? She was in mourning, no? 876 00:55:18,429 --> 00:55:21,855 Yeah well my dad said she was waiting to die 877 00:55:22,467 --> 00:55:24,201 How long were they married? 878 00:55:24,202 --> 00:55:26,169 74 years 879 00:55:26,170 --> 00:55:29,801 Fuck! How is that even possible? 880 00:55:30,942 --> 00:55:33,776 How old would we be if we were together for 74 years? 881 00:55:34,812 --> 00:55:37,282 Hm, when do we start counting from? 882 00:55:37,283 --> 00:55:39,884 I guess from the first time we had sex. 883 00:55:39,885 --> 00:55:40,852 Ok... 884 00:55:40,853 --> 00:55:43,949 OK, so... 1994 885 00:55:44,456 --> 00:55:47,484 Ok... 1994... 886 00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:52,253 56 years from now - We would be 98 887 00:55:55,035 --> 00:55:57,770 Oh! Would you be able to put up with me for another 56 more years? 888 00:55:57,771 --> 00:56:01,140 I need to know. I do not know if I'm gonna be able to put up with you. 889 00:56:01,141 --> 00:56:04,601 It's crazy if you think about all the changes they saw. 890 00:56:04,611 --> 00:56:06,876 I mean, when they met neither one of them had electricity. 891 00:56:07,013 --> 00:56:09,782 He used to take her to school on his horse 892 00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:13,186 When he graduated he was valedictorian and she was salutatorian 893 00:56:13,187 --> 00:56:16,523 What is that? - He was top of the class and she was second 894 00:56:16,524 --> 00:56:20,293 I bet she knowingly marked a couple of answers wrong so that he does not feel threatened 895 00:56:20,294 --> 00:56:22,685 Well, if she wanted to get laid she'd better had 896 00:56:22,930 --> 00:56:24,865 Yes, obviously like you know who 897 00:56:24,866 --> 00:56:28,736 - Anyway, so I called my dad, right, after I got the text, just, you know 898 00:56:28,737 --> 00:56:33,441 to tell him I was sorry but I think I got screwed up at some point said... 899 00:56:33,442 --> 00:56:37,011 Hey dad you're an orphan now, I do not think it was funny 900 00:56:37,012 --> 00:56:39,277 Not funny at all - Yeah, I guess not 901 00:56:39,681 --> 00:56:41,912 - He's next, then you - I know 902 00:56:42,250 --> 00:56:46,153 Well... he told me that my grandparents wanted to have a joint service 903 00:56:46,154 --> 00:56:49,458 They wanted to have their ashes intermingled and be buried as one 904 00:56:49,459 --> 00:56:54,463 Your grandfather did not have a funeral? - They woved to each other they'd never have to attend each other's funeral 905 00:56:54,464 --> 00:56:57,924 Oh yeah... I kind of like the idea of you attending mine 906 00:56:58,601 --> 00:57:03,071 What? - No, I know... I'm imagining you in a suit 907 00:57:03,072 --> 00:57:06,642 Clean-shaven for once, holding hands with the girls, I do not know, I like it 908 00:57:06,643 --> 00:57:08,840 You're gonna outlive me. - We'll see 909 00:57:09,079 --> 00:57:11,572 I guess one of us will see 910 00:57:11,782 --> 00:57:14,317 What do you think you're gonna go to the service with me? 911 00:57:14,318 --> 00:57:18,017 To Texas? - It's not gonna be in Paris 912 00:57:18,188 --> 00:57:21,792 Ok how bad you want me there? I mean I would come but it is really expensive 913 00:57:21,793 --> 00:57:25,492 With flights... - It would be simpler to go alone 914 00:57:25,663 --> 00:57:27,724 Oh hello! 915 00:57:27,732 --> 00:57:31,035 Well you know and if I'm not there, it would be easier for you to fuck your cousins 916 00:57:31,036 --> 00:57:34,564 Yes, that's true - Isn't that common where you come from? 917 00:57:35,106 --> 00:57:37,674 You did not answer the question - What question? 918 00:57:37,675 --> 00:57:41,170 Well... will you be able to put up with me for 56 more years? 919 00:57:41,814 --> 00:57:45,445 I'm looking forward to it. - Shit, you're really working it. 920 00:57:45,551 --> 00:57:49,409 The nectare of your sex ages like a fine line 921 00:57:51,123 --> 00:57:53,047 O-o, my hairy Spanish lover is back Greek, I'm Greek now. 922 00:57:55,494 --> 00:57:57,522 Look at this! 923 00:57:58,498 --> 00:58:01,890 Wow, this place reminds me a bit of a movie I saw as a teenager 924 00:58:01,902 --> 00:58:04,804 It was a black and white film from the 50s 925 00:58:04,805 --> 00:58:07,640 I remember a couple walking through the ruins of Pompeii 926 00:58:07,641 --> 00:58:10,509 Viewing bodies that had been lying there for centuries 927 00:58:10,710 --> 00:58:15,013 I remember the bodies even holding and loving each other 928 00:58:16,417 --> 00:58:19,719 I do not know why, sometimes I have this image in my mind 929 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,222 Where, you know, we're asleep and you hold me 930 00:58:22,223 --> 00:58:25,625 Well... being buried alive under molten ash? That's what you're thinking about? 931 00:58:25,626 --> 00:58:26,827 Yes! 932 00:58:26,828 --> 00:58:29,429 That's not funny! 933 00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:33,868 I do not know... It is not that horrible I mean, they had some bodies with little kids sleeping 934 00:58:33,869 --> 00:58:36,070 That's nice 935 00:58:36,071 --> 00:58:38,373 Yeah, I guess I was young and a bit morbid, 936 00:58:38,374 --> 00:58:40,675 I mean at that age you romanticize dying with the person you love 937 00:58:40,676 --> 00:58:45,146 Now you die with me? - Maybe you know if you were... you know 938 00:58:45,147 --> 00:58:50,314 Our first night together then, a long time ago, but now... no! 939 00:58:50,319 --> 00:58:51,753 I'd like to live! 940 00:58:51,754 --> 00:58:53,622 Because I can not say something romantic?! 941 00:58:53,623 --> 00:58:56,321 Oh no! Putain de merde I blew it! 942 00:58:56,392 --> 00:58:58,919 Ok if you want you can ask me again 943 00:58:59,162 --> 00:59:02,554 But any time sooner 944 00:59:03,099 --> 00:59:04,833 Sorry 945 00:59:04,834 --> 00:59:09,501 Hey... This is the chapel he told me about it's Byzantine, like a 1000 years old 946 00:59:09,507 --> 00:59:12,542 Can we go in? - Yes, I think so. 947 00:59:12,543 --> 00:59:14,740 Check this out! Hello! 947 00:59:16,900 --> 00:59:21,940 It's a shrine to St. Odilia, the patron saint to eyesight. 948 00:59:22,653 --> 00:59:26,046 People come from all over and leave their dedications to the blind 949 00:59:26,224 --> 00:59:28,023 -To help restore their sight. -I'm sure, it works. 950 00:59:30,428 --> 00:59:35,128 And these pictures here, they make me think of those Japanese monks 951 00:59:36,568 --> 00:59:38,836 They like to paint with water and rock 952 00:59:38,837 --> 00:59:41,438 On hot days by the time they're done it will have evaporated 953 00:59:41,439 --> 00:59:44,743 Oh, the eyes are scratched down is that about blindness? 954 00:59:44,744 --> 00:59:46,745 No... not that 955 00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:51,446 But a guy told me that the Turks did that during the occupation 956 00:59:52,251 --> 00:59:54,881 That's it? I'll never eat Turkish food again 957 00:59:55,555 --> 00:59:57,522 Oh ok 958 00:59:57,523 --> 00:59:59,424 That will be good for the international community 959 00:59:59,425 --> 01:00:02,420 Ok... fine then I will never suck another turkish cock. 960 01:00:02,896 --> 01:00:05,865 Ok that's gonna have a global impact 961 01:00:05,866 --> 01:00:11,966 Oh that's terrible, I forget you're a closet-Christian is it really bad to make blowjob jokes in a church? 962 01:00:22,684 --> 01:00:25,485 The girls asked me again what our wedding was like 963 01:00:25,486 --> 01:00:27,120 And? What did you say? 964 01:00:27,121 --> 01:00:30,057 I said I was... very low-key. 965 01:00:30,058 --> 01:00:32,483 So low-key I can still remember 966 01:00:32,860 --> 01:00:34,695 Very quick 967 01:00:34,696 --> 01:00:36,730 I do not know why they want to get married so badly 968 01:00:36,731 --> 01:00:38,656 It is important to them 969 01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:42,237 We are in a church, do you want to get married? - No 970 01:00:42,238 --> 01:00:44,239 It's all those fairy tales they like so much, you know. 971 01:00:44,240 --> 01:00:50,845 Remember when they were little and at the end of every cartoon they watched 972 01:00:50,846 --> 01:00:53,381 They were like "they are getting married" 973 01:00:53,382 --> 01:00:57,446 Even if it was Pinocchio or Donald Duck and his nephews 974 01:01:02,325 --> 01:01:05,527 So if we are going to spend another 56 more years together 975 01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:07,452 Yeah... - What about me would you like to change ? 976 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:09,588 What? 977 01:01:09,589 --> 01:01:11,100 - It's another one of your "can't win" questions 978 01:01:11,101 --> 01:01:13,336 I am not answering that. - What do you mean?! 979 01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,602 There is not one thing that you would like to change about me? 980 01:01:16,107 --> 01:01:19,576 I'm perfect? - Ok actually - One thing. 981 01:01:19,577 --> 01:01:25,244 If I could change one thing about you it would be for you to stop trying to change me 982 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,213 You are a very skilled manipulator you know that? 983 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,789 I know how you work, - You think? 984 01:01:31,790 --> 01:01:34,852 Yeah, everything about you, let's go through here. 985 01:01:35,060 --> 01:01:37,860 I do not think you do, actually. - No? 986 01:01:37,996 --> 01:01:40,864 Well... I know you better than anybody else on the planet 987 01:01:41,533 --> 01:01:43,301 Maybe that's not saying much 988 01:01:43,302 --> 01:01:48,440 This is great, I feel close to you, but sometimes I don't know... 989 01:01:48,441 --> 01:01:51,243 I feel like as Yeah you're breathing helium and I'm breathing oxygen 990 01:01:51,244 --> 01:01:53,812 What makes you say that? 991 01:01:53,813 --> 01:01:56,909 See? I'm trying to truly connect and you make a joke! 992 01:01:58,184 --> 01:01:59,985 No! - That's exactly what I'm talking about. 993 01:01:59,986 --> 01:02:02,921 Cmon if we ever gonna truly know each other 994 01:02:02,922 --> 01:02:05,883 I think we should know ourselves better first 995 01:02:07,561 --> 01:02:09,529 Yeah 996 01:02:09,530 --> 01:02:12,990 Do you remember this friend of mine, Josh from New York? 997 01:02:13,233 --> 01:02:14,734 NO... 998 01:02:14,735 --> 01:02:18,638 Oh no, that was before... no, no, as 999 01:02:18,639 --> 01:02:21,140 He was this friend of mine that when he found out that he had leukemia 1000 01:02:21,141 --> 01:02:25,879 And he was probably gonna die, he confessed to me that the first thing that came to his mind 1001 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:27,514 was relief - Relief? Of what? 1002 01:02:27,515 --> 01:02:30,818 Yeah... well... before he had nine months to live 1003 01:02:30,819 --> 01:02:32,319 He was always so worried about money 1004 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,298 And now he thought... great! 1005 01:02:34,299 --> 01:02:37,054 I have more than enough money to live the next 9 months, I've made it! 1006 01:02:37,592 --> 01:02:38,981 Ok 1007 01:02:39,194 --> 01:02:43,759 And then he was finally able to enjoy everything about life even like being stuck in traffic 1008 01:02:43,999 --> 01:02:47,569 He would just enjoy looking at people and staring at their faces 1009 01:02:47,570 --> 01:02:49,003 Just little things 1010 01:02:49,004 --> 01:02:51,873 And then what happened? - What do you mean? 1011 01:02:51,874 --> 01:02:54,142 Well...like, is he still alive? 1012 01:02:54,143 --> 01:02:56,602 No... died a long time ago 1013 01:02:58,682 --> 01:03:04,220 Last night... I had this dream, where I was reading a book but it was a lost classic "The Rovers" 1014 01:03:04,221 --> 01:03:08,891 If you like... roving around, you know, wandering it was all these young people 1015 01:03:08,892 --> 01:03:11,594 Ok... is that a real book? - No, but it was really great 1016 01:03:11,595 --> 01:03:14,463 It was fresh, funny, experimental, had all this energy 1017 01:03:14,464 --> 01:03:16,333 I love that you read books in your dreams 1018 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:20,170 And they're always really good! - I have major action hero dreams 1019 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:24,166 Like I'm flying around like a super hero breaking through walls 1020 01:03:25,610 --> 01:03:27,534 And in the end I have an orgasm 1021 01:03:29,747 --> 01:03:32,638 I hope your dreams come true 1022 01:03:47,433 --> 01:03:54,501 Still there 1023 01:04:05,718 --> 01:04:14,049 Still there 1024 01:04:20,201 --> 01:04:22,432 Gone. 1025 01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:39,483 I need your credit card - Oh I think the room is paid for 1026 01:04:39,521 --> 01:04:42,617 Yes it is. - If so but the credit card is for... 1027 01:04:43,825 --> 01:04:46,161 For accidents 1028 01:04:46,162 --> 01:04:47,629 Of course 1029 01:04:47,630 --> 01:04:49,231 Mr. Wallace - Yes? 1030 01:04:49,232 --> 01:04:51,066 I am such a fan of your books 1031 01:04:51,067 --> 01:04:53,635 My husband gave me your book on our first date 1032 01:04:53,636 --> 01:04:57,494 And... on the second date we read it out loud together 1033 01:04:57,640 --> 01:04:59,140 Wow... - Would you plese sign it for me? 1034 01:04:59,141 --> 01:05:01,771 Sure! Of course. 1035 01:05:02,512 --> 01:05:04,676 I love the artwork on these Greek editions. 1036 01:05:04,882 --> 01:05:07,984 It's really nice, what is your name? 1037 01:05:07,985 --> 01:05:10,553 Make it to Sophia and Pavlos 1038 01:05:10,554 --> 01:05:12,546 Ok... 1039 01:05:14,157 --> 01:05:18,721 How is the Greek translation? - Well it's called the ... 1040 01:05:20,698 --> 01:05:22,833 But I'm not sure that is correct 1041 01:05:22,834 --> 01:05:25,429 It's because you never read it in English right? - Exactly 1042 01:05:27,572 --> 01:05:29,306 That is great 1043 01:05:29,307 --> 01:05:32,409 Could sign them too? - Me? - Yes! 1044 01:05:32,410 --> 01:05:35,412 You are the real mother, right? 1045 01:05:35,413 --> 01:05:38,917 Madeleine, not really, people assume that it's me 1046 01:05:38,918 --> 01:05:41,809 But it's not me at all, he's got a big imagination 1047 01:05:42,254 --> 01:05:44,322 Would you please still sign it? 1048 01:05:44,323 --> 01:05:46,384 It would mean so much to my husband 1049 01:05:47,293 --> 01:05:50,321 I can not sign a book I did not write 1050 01:05:50,329 --> 01:05:51,563 She'd be happy to do 1051 01:05:51,564 --> 01:05:53,431 Thank you 1052 01:05:53,432 --> 01:05:55,561 I'm happy to do it 1053 01:05:59,739 --> 01:06:02,232 Ok thanks 1054 01:06:04,177 --> 01:06:06,602 Great, thank you very much 1055 01:06:09,749 --> 01:06:13,414 Check it out - Wow, this is nice. 1056 01:06:15,156 --> 01:06:17,615 Air Conditioning! Oh I love it! Oh my god. 1057 01:06:20,861 --> 01:06:23,786 Oh wow! There is a bathtub! 1058 01:06:24,098 --> 01:06:26,666 My God! - Hey check this out! 1059 01:06:26,667 --> 01:06:29,102 Stefanos and Ariadne got us a bottle of wine 1060 01:06:29,103 --> 01:06:31,472 And a couple's massage... 1061 01:06:31,473 --> 01:06:34,075 They are so nice we have to get them a present before we leave 1062 01:06:34,076 --> 01:06:36,377 Oh, and we should remember something for the kids, too 1063 01:06:36,378 --> 01:06:38,405 Yeah for sure 1064 01:06:45,420 --> 01:06:48,380 I miss the girls - I do not 1065 01:06:48,590 --> 01:06:51,393 It's such a nice view... 1066 01:06:51,394 --> 01:06:54,922 The only view that I am interested in 1067 01:06:55,798 --> 01:06:57,265 What? 1068 01:06:57,266 --> 01:07:00,726 This, right here 1069 01:07:03,840 --> 01:07:05,707 Yeah 1070 01:07:22,059 --> 01:07:23,983 What? 1071 01:07:24,028 --> 01:07:29,833 It's funny never noticed until today but all the red of your beard is gone 1072 01:07:30,502 --> 01:07:33,700 It used to be one of the things that made me crazy 1073 01:07:41,746 --> 01:07:45,913 You're not telling me that your love is dependent on pigment are you? 1074 01:07:46,285 --> 01:07:47,519 No? 1075 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,820 No, but you know... 1076 01:07:50,289 --> 01:07:52,748 I see that red in our girls' eyelashes 1077 01:07:52,992 --> 01:07:56,054 I look at them and it makes me think of when we met 1078 01:08:00,934 --> 01:08:04,704 You're what I'm looking for 1079 01:08:04,705 --> 01:08:07,539 Yeah, after... 1080 01:08:09,276 --> 01:08:11,735 This weekend 1081 01:08:12,079 --> 01:08:14,606 Without Nina and Ella jumping around the house? 1082 01:08:14,815 --> 01:08:16,512 Exact 1083 01:08:19,787 --> 01:08:22,121 Think? 1084 01:08:24,092 --> 01:08:26,926 I like waking up with that sound 1085 01:08:26,961 --> 01:08:29,522 With your eyes open and close 1086 01:08:37,539 --> 01:08:40,908 When you said you could hear me think I don't really think you could 1087 01:08:41,210 --> 01:08:44,408 But they were only my eyelids that silly and romantic 1088 01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:46,379 That's my favorite thing 1089 01:08:49,418 --> 01:08:54,449 Strange to think well and I hate to think in the morning 1090 01:09:04,801 --> 01:09:07,431 I'm looking for it right now 1091 01:09:09,906 --> 01:09:11,941 Ok... 1092 01:09:11,942 --> 01:09:14,071 Let's stop talking so that we can fuck. 1093 01:09:37,543 --> 01:09:42,778 I told him to call me in case of emergency only I hope the girls are OK 1093 01:09:44,543 --> 01:09:48,778 Oh, it's Henry - Hey sweetie are you okay? 1094 01:09:49,348 --> 01:09:51,850 Are you in London? 1095 01:09:51,851 --> 01:09:53,582 Oh... 1096 01:09:53,586 --> 01:09:56,318 Already? Ok 1097 01:09:57,723 --> 01:10:00,659 Oh no, we found it. 1098 01:10:00,660 --> 01:10:02,391 We'll mail it tomorrow. do not worry about tomorrow 1099 01:10:05,833 --> 01:10:07,033 Yeah 1100 01:10:07,034 --> 01:10:10,036 Oh, they miss you too, I'll kiss them for you 1101 01:10:10,037 --> 01:10:12,268 Yeah 1102 01:10:13,207 --> 01:10:15,374 Ok... I'll tell them 1103 01:10:15,375 --> 01:10:17,109 Good luck with your mom, yeah 1104 01:10:17,110 --> 01:10:19,137 I love you too, bye 1105 01:10:19,546 --> 01:10:21,538 Ok... 1106 01:10:23,084 --> 01:10:24,718 OK 1107 01:10:24,719 --> 01:10:26,746 He's fine. He says he will call you in Chicago when he lands 1108 01:10:27,355 --> 01:10:29,656 Why can't I talk to him? I did that twice 1109 01:10:29,657 --> 01:10:32,359 Come on, you could not give me the phone? You know you want to talk to the 1110 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,695 Well I had no time to talk 1111 01:10:34,696 --> 01:10:36,086 What did he forget? What was that? 1112 01:10:36,087 --> 01:10:38,866 - His science project We'll mail it tomorrow 1113 01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:41,702 He'll be fine - You should not have said that about his mom 1114 01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:45,340 What? What did I say? "Good luck with your mom" 1115 01:10:45,341 --> 01:10:47,876 I did not mean anything by it. 1116 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:51,579 I know but it's not good, it just reminds me of the whole thing and I wish you would not do that 1117 01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:53,114 Oh... as if you believe that you forget? 1118 01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:56,517 That's too American let's just sweep it under the carpet and act like it did not happen 1119 01:10:56,518 --> 01:11:00,320 Why put it in his head ? And what if he does not want to think about it right now? 1120 01:11:01,424 --> 01:11:04,190 - It means nothing. - It means something. It does. 1121 01:11:04,961 --> 01:11:06,862 Ok I even made a joke the other day 1122 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:10,391 That his mom and I should attempt a mud wrestling contest. 1123 01:11:11,801 --> 01:11:12,946 - Mud wrestling? You said that? -And he loved it. 1124 01:11:12,947 --> 01:11:15,238 He has more sense of humor than you do. 1125 01:11:15,239 --> 01:11:16,373 Come on! 1126 01:11:16,374 --> 01:11:21,378 I do not know... I say we just talked about So you can not say bad things about his mom 1127 01:11:21,379 --> 01:11:25,044 Well I did not say anything bad about his mom I made a joke 1128 01:11:26,017 --> 01:11:27,817 As much on me as much on her. I know, I know 1129 01:11:27,818 --> 01:11:30,209 It's just why contradict at all? 1130 01:11:30,655 --> 01:11:33,291 I think he's old enough now. 1131 01:11:33,292 --> 01:11:35,660 I mean he knows how bad it is between her mother and I 1132 01:11:35,894 --> 01:11:39,422 - His mom and me... - I did not do anything, it's all coming from her towards me 1133 01:11:39,598 --> 01:11:42,796 Ok she hates me, yes, I fucked her husband a long time ago 1134 01:11:43,201 --> 01:11:45,262 Or should I say he fucked me? 1135 01:11:45,437 --> 01:11:47,738 Yeah, right. 1136 01:11:47,739 --> 01:11:50,207 Ok I'm making a joke about that fact that his mother and I do not love each other. 1137 01:11:50,208 --> 01:11:52,945 There is not the issue, that is not going to traumatize him. 1138 01:11:52,946 --> 01:11:54,479 That already happened, right? 1139 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:57,349 Ok? And now you try to eat your fault and say that I am guilty? 1140 01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:58,774 No... 1141 01:11:58,818 --> 01:12:01,253 You know, on the contrary, if were making a joke about it 1142 01:12:01,254 --> 01:12:03,519 Maybe you'd be able to live better with it that's what I think 1143 01:12:03,723 --> 01:12:05,090 Ok... 1144 01:12:05,091 --> 01:12:08,518 You're right, as always. Let us just not talk about it, ok? 1145 01:12:09,496 --> 01:12:13,967 It's nobody's fault if his mother is a drunk and abusive psychologically. 1146 01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:15,935 Do not say that! 1147 01:12:15,936 --> 01:12:19,772 I mean it makes me sick that he has to be with her but judges assume 1148 01:12:19,773 --> 01:12:21,541 That women have a mother instinct 1149 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:24,342 She has the mother instinct of Medea! 1150 01:12:24,578 --> 01:12:26,180 Madea not? 1151 01:12:26,181 --> 01:12:27,982 Yeah, after all it is a Greek myth. 1152 01:12:27,983 --> 01:12:29,739 The play is by Euripides 1153 01:12:29,740 --> 01:12:33,253 - A woman killing her kids to punish her ex-husband 1154 01:12:33,254 --> 01:12:34,388 That is basically what she's doing. 1155 01:12:34,389 --> 01:12:36,223 She's hurting him to get to you. 1156 01:12:36,224 --> 01:12:38,692 No, she's making my life hell through him 1157 01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:43,631 That's what she's doing, but sometimes you say things that just go too far 1158 01:12:43,632 --> 01:12:47,763 Ok stop blaming me for everything that is wrong in this old thing with your wife, ok? 1159 01:12:47,903 --> 01:12:50,954 Ex wife! Ex wife! For a long time! 1160 01:12:50,955 --> 01:12:54,606 - Ok you should have dealt better with her back then, she would not hate us so much, ok? 1161 01:12:54,641 --> 01:12:57,878 Ok... ok... I screwed up. 1162 01:13:00,149 --> 01:13:04,247 Everything is not perfect in our life 1163 01:13:05,489 --> 01:13:07,754 Now you're putting this shit on me about Henry? 1164 01:13:08,325 --> 01:13:10,793 What shit? What are you talking about? 1165 01:13:10,794 --> 01:13:14,891 Let me tell you what I am talking about: The moving to Chicago and giving up my life 1166 01:13:16,800 --> 01:13:19,369 Now you mentioned that Henry needs you 1167 01:13:19,370 --> 01:13:23,228 How do you think that makes me feel? I'm miserable, alright? 1168 01:13:23,374 --> 01:13:27,077 How can I take that job now? Tell me, tell me 1169 01:13:27,078 --> 01:13:30,781 I feel too guilty. No, no, no, no. - It's the choice you're making. 1170 01:13:30,782 --> 01:13:32,749 Don't look at it like that, OK? 1171 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:35,652 It is in the nature of women: to be the nurturer. 1172 01:13:35,653 --> 01:13:36,921 The what? 1173 01:13:36,922 --> 01:13:38,990 The nurturer. The nurturer? 1174 01:13:38,991 --> 01:13:43,861 Ok I can't even say that fucking word. I just naturally feel bad about everything. 1175 01:13:43,862 --> 01:13:46,230 And you give me that look like it was my fault - What look? 1176 01:13:46,231 --> 01:13:49,122 That I forget to put in his bag the science project look. 1177 01:13:49,268 --> 01:13:51,502 I know you blame me - I did not say anything 1178 01:13:51,503 --> 01:13:53,871 No... you did not say anything. You did not have to. 1179 01:13:53,872 --> 01:13:57,640 Yes, it's always my fault - Yeah right 1180 01:13:57,844 --> 01:14:01,947 I read on the fridge at work, you know 1181 01:14:01,948 --> 01:14:04,083 those magnet words that people make sentences with 1182 01:14:04,084 --> 01:14:08,978 Someone had put together: "women explore for eternity" 1183 01:14:09,022 --> 01:14:11,481 In the vast garden of sacrifice 1184 01:14:14,028 --> 01:14:15,728 Wow, that is a sure sign from God 1185 01:14:15,729 --> 01:14:19,365 Yeah that line is so damn true... and it has been for 10,000 years 1186 01:14:19,366 --> 01:14:22,268 But that's enough I don't want to be one of those women 1187 01:14:22,269 --> 01:14:24,704 Like marriage is important to gays 1188 01:14:24,705 --> 01:14:28,808 Or contraception to women rights it's the same with giving up my hopes 1189 01:14:28,809 --> 01:14:31,879 With the millions of women that had to give up their hopes. I'm not gonna do it! 1190 01:14:31,880 --> 01:14:34,475 This is bigger than me this is more than me 1191 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:42,556 Wow, bravo, the Nobel Committee is taking note 1192 01:14:42,557 --> 01:14:45,826 Wait I'll alert Sweden 1193 01:14:45,827 --> 01:14:48,230 I mean... it must be a full-time job carrying that much feminine oppression 1194 01:14:48,331 --> 01:14:49,306 It is. 1195 01:14:49,307 --> 01:14:52,734 - You suffered so much growing up in middle class Paris 1196 01:14:52,735 --> 01:14:56,471 I mean the agony in the trenches of the Sorbonne in the post-feminist era. 1197 01:14:56,472 --> 01:14:59,708 I can not imagine - You're an asshole. 1198 01:14:59,709 --> 01:15:02,475 You know what sweetie? When are we moving to Chicago? 1199 01:15:02,812 --> 01:15:07,513 I want to make sure we're able to find a nice house and I can saw the drapes 1200 01:15:07,651 --> 01:15:09,819 and pick matching bed covers 1201 01:15:09,820 --> 01:15:13,456 So that is how you want spending this evening? 1202 01:15:13,457 --> 01:15:16,292 This is what I want to do tonight? - Well, you started it. 1203 01:15:16,293 --> 01:15:20,396 You're the one who will not shut up about it but if you want to talk about it 1204 01:15:20,397 --> 01:15:26,293 I mean really talk about it I would prefer to have an unemotional, rational conversation 1205 01:15:26,404 --> 01:15:28,438 I mean, do you think we could do that? Would that be possible? 1206 01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:31,074 Here we go Unemotional, rational 1207 01:15:31,075 --> 01:15:34,444 You always play the part of the one and only rational one. 1208 01:15:34,445 --> 01:15:38,048 And I'm the irrational, hysterical, hormone-crazy on 1209 01:15:38,049 --> 01:15:42,511 Because I have emotions, yeah You sit back and you speak from your big perspective 1210 01:15:42,655 --> 01:15:45,023 Which means everything you say is level-headed and true 1211 01:15:45,024 --> 01:15:47,225 I don't always do anything - The world is fucked 1212 01:15:47,226 --> 01:15:49,890 by irrational men deciding shit. 1213 01:15:50,296 --> 01:15:53,064 All right? - Politicians going to war for no reason 1214 01:15:53,065 --> 01:15:55,524 Corporate heads deciding to rape the environment 1215 01:15:55,734 --> 01:15:58,804 Chaney, Rumsfeld, very rational men 1216 01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:01,807 Chaney, Rumsfeld, yeah, ok - If I know a solution 1217 01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:04,476 Very rational thinking behind it 1218 01:16:04,477 --> 01:16:07,313 Ok so it's us against the final solution 1219 01:16:07,314 --> 01:16:11,115 Ok... let's do it right? Let me ask you this: 1220 01:16:11,318 --> 01:16:15,788 Do you think Henry's life would be helped by more consistent presence 1221 01:16:15,789 --> 01:16:17,357 by you and me? 1222 01:16:17,358 --> 01:16:18,570 Here we go. 1223 01:16:18,571 --> 01:16:20,994 You won't drop it. So let's talk about it. 1224 01:16:20,995 --> 01:16:23,158 Let me just ask you one question. 1225 01:16:23,864 --> 01:16:26,180 Do you think Hank's life would be better served 1226 01:16:26,181 --> 01:16:28,496 by more consistent presence by you and me? 1227 01:16:28,502 --> 01:16:32,305 Yes! I think it would be better if he lived with us 1228 01:16:32,306 --> 01:16:34,041 And I think his mom is a fucking alcoholic, hateful cunt 1229 01:16:34,042 --> 01:16:36,911 That used the time we were in Paris and I was giving birth 1230 01:16:36,912 --> 01:16:40,372 And almost dying to legally move Henry out of New York. 1231 01:16:40,549 --> 01:16:44,783 Fuck her! - Ok, I agree with you 1232 01:16:44,987 --> 01:16:48,589 Ok, unfortunately we can not go and get him out of America 1233 01:16:48,590 --> 01:16:51,225 But we could if we wanted to go to him. 1234 01:16:51,226 --> 01:16:53,662 Now I know that would be a big move 1235 01:16:53,663 --> 01:16:57,566 But what do you think? I mean is there any way that you could be happy in the US? 1236 01:16:57,567 --> 01:17:00,265 Or it's just out of the realm of possibility? 1237 01:17:00,403 --> 01:17:02,862 I mean you could find a comparable job there? 1238 01:17:02,872 --> 01:17:05,374 Comparable job? Are you kidding? - No! 1239 01:17:05,375 --> 01:17:08,903 Why am I the one that always has to make the compromises? 1240 01:17:08,911 --> 01:17:10,904 I mean... - Don't be so dramatic, ok? 1241 01:17:11,315 --> 01:17:14,350 Well moving to Chicago is pretty fucking dramatic to me. 1242 01:17:14,351 --> 01:17:18,788 I'm not saying we should move. I just want to talk about it. 1243 01:17:18,789 --> 01:17:20,857 You can be my friend for 2 seconds so we can talk? 1244 01:17:20,858 --> 01:17:22,555 Ok 2 seconds - Alright. 1245 01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:25,228 Do you remember that time you arrived like 35 minutes late to pick up the girls from school 1246 01:17:25,229 --> 01:17:29,700 And you were so stressed out cause you knew they were out there in the playground. 1247 01:17:29,701 --> 01:17:33,935 Wondering what the hell happened to you? Ok, that is the way that I feel all the time. 1248 01:17:34,105 --> 01:17:38,339 You know, like I fucked up, I left him behind and I want to go and get him 1249 01:17:38,710 --> 01:17:40,978 You always get like this when you drop him off 1250 01:17:40,979 --> 01:17:43,747 You're sad and you start to fight. 1251 01:17:43,748 --> 01:17:48,415 He's fine, he's a great kid, ok? 1252 01:17:48,654 --> 01:17:51,522 But the truth is that he does not need you the way he used to 1253 01:17:51,824 --> 01:17:55,387 You missed the opportunity to be with him every day of his childhood 1254 01:17:56,028 --> 01:17:59,989 And you can cry about it but he is growing up 1255 01:18:00,132 --> 01:18:05,271 You're a great father in other ways, ok you go divorced like millions of other people 1256 01:18:05,272 --> 01:18:12,339 Was it ideal? No. But listen, if in one month you still want me to quit my job 1257 01:18:12,679 --> 01:18:15,381 And give up everything I've been working towards all these years 1258 01:18:15,382 --> 01:18:19,582 Just ask me but right now I I feel the same way I always have. 1259 01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:24,221 I would move back to the US if that diseased ex-wife of yours give us joint custody 1260 01:18:24,492 --> 01:18:27,019 But every other weekend amounts to shit, Jesse 1261 01:18:27,028 --> 01:18:29,229 Less than 30 days per semester 1262 01:18:29,230 --> 01:18:32,394 And I don't think it is worth it for us to change our entire lives 1263 01:18:32,934 --> 01:18:36,002 Over that kind of time - I know you're right 1264 01:18:36,003 --> 01:18:39,771 See? I'm being the rational. 1265 01:18:40,342 --> 01:18:44,312 It's just... a shitty position I mean Hank did not do anything 1266 01:18:44,313 --> 01:18:46,578 But he is the one getting kicked to the teeth 1267 01:18:47,082 --> 01:18:49,177 Now we have him in parents' lives 1268 01:18:49,485 --> 01:18:51,653 If it wasn't me your marriage would have ended over something else 1269 01:18:52,654 --> 01:18:53,737 Absolutely 1270 01:18:53,738 --> 01:18:56,987 - Or even worse he would have been raised by two miserable parents 1271 01:18:57,127 --> 01:18:58,994 Right... 1272 01:18:59,829 --> 01:19:01,594 Oh I fucked that up. 1273 01:19:04,601 --> 01:19:07,060 You mean you fucked up by moving to Paris to be with me? 1274 01:19:07,871 --> 01:19:09,838 NO... that's not what I meant 1275 01:19:09,839 --> 01:19:13,075 Stop! You know that's not what I meant 1276 01:19:13,076 --> 01:19:15,111 I told you not to do ok? - Stop it! 1277 01:19:15,112 --> 01:19:19,949 Ok... I moved to New York to you for two years, and gave up everything 1278 01:19:19,950 --> 01:19:22,218 But I needed to be home to give birth to the twins 1279 01:19:22,219 --> 01:19:26,487 Because it was a complicated birth and I wanted to be with my mother and you wanted it, too. 1280 01:19:26,690 --> 01:19:29,192 Yes. OK - That's the one thing I ask from you. 1281 01:19:29,193 --> 01:19:32,893 The one thing... and now you're gonna blame me forever? 1282 01:19:33,098 --> 01:19:35,299 Stop it, will you? 1283 01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,826 Stop it. 1284 01:19:36,968 --> 01:19:41,964 If you do not want to move back to the States, we won't. End of story. 1285 01:19:42,274 --> 01:19:46,477 Alright? I am just trying to find a way where I can be a more consistent presence 1286 01:19:46,478 --> 01:19:50,337 in his life and ideally I would like to do that as a family 1287 01:19:51,150 --> 01:19:53,752 As a family or what? 1288 01:19:53,753 --> 01:19:55,882 What the fuck does that mean? 1289 01:19:56,322 --> 01:20:00,623 I feel a passive-aggressive threat in everything you say, 1290 01:20:00,624 --> 01:20:04,925 Either do this or I will resent the rest of our lives 1291 01:20:07,968 --> 01:20:10,302 Am I right? 1292 01:20:10,871 --> 01:20:15,870 You know what? I'm sensing something... I think the problem is 1293 01:20:15,871 --> 01:20:19,269 that you do not want me to have a more substantial job 1294 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:23,282 On some level you feel frightened by my achieveing something 1295 01:20:23,283 --> 01:20:25,549 That would diminish your status in our relationship 1296 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,689 My status? In our relationship? 1297 01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:30,624 I teach two courses a semester 1298 01:20:30,625 --> 01:20:32,893 At a fucking American school damn ok? 1299 01:20:32,894 --> 01:20:36,196 Wow that is really some status! 1300 01:20:36,197 --> 01:20:40,267 I do not think it's any coincidence that you feel that way we are at the same time 1301 01:20:40,268 --> 01:20:41,602 that I have a truly exciting job opportunity 1302 01:20:41,603 --> 01:20:45,640 This whole train of thought is complete horseshit and you know it 1303 01:20:45,641 --> 01:20:50,612 I have a question for you - If we did not have the girls, all our crap 1304 01:20:50,613 --> 01:20:53,982 Would we even still be together? 1305 01:20:53,983 --> 01:20:55,583 What? 1306 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:58,052 You're the fucking mayor of crazy town. 1307 01:20:58,053 --> 01:21:01,624 You know? You are. - I think you have to move to Chicago 1308 01:21:01,625 --> 01:21:03,659 I think Henry needs you and I have to stay 1309 01:21:03,660 --> 01:21:05,694 In Paris with the girls and take this job 1310 01:21:05,695 --> 01:21:11,834 Why are you doing this? That's a ridiculous idea, Like I'm gonna lose you and the girls? No! 1311 01:21:11,835 --> 01:21:15,271 Why do you make everything so difficult? - Jesse, you're unhappy with me. 1312 01:21:15,272 --> 01:21:17,641 You're blaming me for taking you away from your son 1313 01:21:17,642 --> 01:21:22,570 That is a completely irrational response to something I'm just trying to feel my way through. 1314 01:21:23,681 --> 01:21:26,116 Listen Jessy 1315 01:21:26,117 --> 01:21:31,113 We just spent the last 6 weeks here and it's been great 1316 01:21:31,989 --> 01:21:36,861 You've been able to write every day and the weather has been nice. 1317 01:21:36,862 --> 01:21:40,064 But I did not want to come to Greece - I know. 1318 01:21:40,065 --> 01:21:44,802 Right? There could be a revolution any second. 1319 01:21:44,803 --> 01:21:46,737 People eat a lot of feta and olive oil. 1320 01:21:46,738 --> 01:21:50,741 And they act all happy but they actually talk about how angry they are 1321 01:21:50,742 --> 01:21:53,111 And it confuses me and I do not know what's gonna happen 1322 01:21:53,112 --> 01:21:59,017 Let me tell you what's gonna happen, the same thing that always happens 1323 01:21:59,018 --> 01:22:00,680 Nothing 1324 01:22:01,688 --> 01:22:04,790 Right, you know what? I have had absolutely zero time for myself 1325 01:22:04,791 --> 01:22:08,360 I have 10000 E-mails I have to answer that I did not answer 1326 01:22:08,361 --> 01:22:11,331 Do you think I do not? - OK, I spend all day making dinner 1327 01:22:11,332 --> 01:22:15,190 And you and your Friends urinate on the toilet seat While You talk to your fellow novellist 1328 01:22:16,904 --> 01:22:22,041 Blah, blah, blah. You are a genius! Oh blah blah no! You are a genius! 1329 01:22:22,042 --> 01:22:23,910 And the second we said goodbye to Henry 1330 01:22:23,911 --> 01:22:25,778 you suggest that maybe I should quit my dream job 1331 01:22:25,779 --> 01:22:27,080 Because you feel bad? 1332 01:22:27,081 --> 01:22:28,779 OK, now it's your dream job 1333 01:22:28,783 --> 01:22:30,818 This afternoon you weren't even sure you wanted it 1334 01:22:30,819 --> 01:22:33,954 But now it's your dream job. Do you ever listen to yourself? 1335 01:22:33,955 --> 01:22:38,258 Yes, it's my dream job. Just because I have doubts does not mean that I don't want it. 1336 01:22:38,259 --> 01:22:41,161 Alright, but why do you care? 1337 01:22:41,162 --> 01:22:43,723 Every day you go on your two hours contemplative walk under the olive trees 1338 01:22:44,065 --> 01:22:46,901 Oh Socrates, you should get a robe. 1339 01:22:46,902 --> 01:22:50,772 It's an hour - No by the time you leave and by the time you actually with us again 1340 01:22:50,773 --> 01:22:55,243 It's two hours. I could never do that, you are very good at taking care of yourself 1341 01:22:55,244 --> 01:22:57,379 I take care of myself and everything else 1342 01:22:57,380 --> 01:23:00,548 We go somewhere you pack your bag and I pack everything else. 1343 01:23:00,549 --> 01:23:03,218 You never let me pack the girls' shit! 1344 01:23:03,219 --> 01:23:04,409 Never! 1345 01:23:04,410 --> 01:23:06,789 Cause there would be no shoes and plenty of dirty underwear 1346 01:23:06,790 --> 01:23:08,413 Ok well you say that your 1347 01:23:08,414 --> 01:23:11,661 - I am happy that you have time to contemplate the universe 1348 01:23:11,662 --> 01:23:15,164 And all the existential problems because I do not, I barely have time to think 1349 01:23:15,165 --> 01:23:17,533 I work, I babysit, I work, I babysit. 1350 01:23:17,534 --> 01:23:20,630 Could you hold on a second, I just have to tune up the string section 1351 01:23:21,471 --> 01:23:25,942 You know what? The only time I get to think now is when I take a shit at the office 1352 01:23:25,943 --> 01:23:28,834 I'm starting to associate the thought with the smell of shit 1353 01:23:29,447 --> 01:23:32,349 That is a good line! 1354 01:23:32,350 --> 01:23:33,617 I will use that in a book someday 1355 01:23:33,618 --> 01:23:36,509 Yes, I'm sure you will and it will be the best line of the book 1356 01:23:36,821 --> 01:23:40,558 And by the way you may never ever use me or anything I say or do 1357 01:23:40,559 --> 01:23:44,622 in one of your fucking books again and that goes for the girls, too 1358 01:23:44,730 --> 01:23:45,663 Ok 1359 01:23:45,664 --> 01:23:47,398 A: You should not get hooked up with a writer 1360 01:23:47,399 --> 01:23:50,201 B: You were not in the last book or in the one I am writing now 1361 01:23:50,202 --> 01:23:52,467 And C: I'm gonna write about whatever the fuck I want 1362 01:23:53,439 --> 01:23:55,239 As always, our life works for you. 1363 01:23:55,240 --> 01:23:58,277 Do not give me this put-upon housewife bullshit 1364 01:23:58,278 --> 01:24:02,381 OK? This is not the 50s. I'm sorry to ruin your perfect little narrative of oppression. 1365 01:24:02,382 --> 01:24:07,986 With the truth but I'm the one who's at home every day dealing with the bullshit 1366 01:24:07,987 --> 01:24:09,722 - Cause you are working till 6:30 - Six o'clock. 1367 01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:14,293 You take the girls to school and I pick them up and that's fair, that's our deal 1368 01:24:14,294 --> 01:24:18,031 We live in Paris, France, for Christ's sakes! 1369 01:24:18,032 --> 01:24:20,567 And you remind me of it every single day 1370 01:24:20,568 --> 01:24:23,970 I have orbited my entire life around you and you know it 1371 01:24:23,971 --> 01:24:27,607 Ok? So I'm sorry if this summer's vacation is not a vacation 1372 01:24:27,608 --> 01:24:31,411 For all I see is you frolic in the sea and throw Greek salad down your throat 1373 01:24:31,412 --> 01:24:35,483 Ok? But it's not indicative of you spending your life in some kind of domestic servitude 1374 01:24:35,484 --> 01:24:38,876 You know what I love about men? They still believe in magic. 1375 01:24:39,154 --> 01:24:42,356 Little fairies around who pick up the socks 1376 01:24:42,357 --> 01:24:44,525 Little fairies unload the dishwasher 1377 01:24:44,526 --> 01:24:46,227 Little fairies sunscreen children 1378 01:24:46,228 --> 01:24:49,630 Little fairies who make the fucking Greek salad that you eat like a pig 1379 01:24:49,631 --> 01:24:53,301 Ok listen to me, right? You are great in taking care of us. 1380 01:24:53,302 --> 01:24:54,803 You are. 1381 01:24:54,804 --> 01:24:59,941 I mean... you take care of the kids, you take care of your friends, you take care of the world, right? 1382 01:24:59,942 --> 01:25:04,546 And you were like that before you were a mom and now it"s only magnified 1383 01:25:04,547 --> 01:25:09,152 But... and I've been telling you this for years you got a little bit better 1384 01:25:09,153 --> 01:25:11,587 Job taking care of yourself, you do 1385 01:25:11,588 --> 01:25:12,822 Ok stop patronizing me, right? 1386 01:25:12,823 --> 01:25:16,626 I am the one at home every day at 6:30 1387 01:25:16,627 --> 01:25:20,463 I am reliable, have you ever booked a baby sitter ever in your entire life? 1388 01:25:21,064 --> 01:25:24,066 No, what is the name of their pediatrician? 1389 01:25:24,067 --> 01:25:26,537 Stop quizzing me. It is really fucking boring. 1390 01:25:26,538 --> 01:25:31,542 Yeah Ok... You know what? I'm home every night, I make dinner, give baths 1391 01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:36,013 And I read bedtime stories sometimes you're there or sometimes at a university event 1392 01:25:36,014 --> 01:25:37,815 Or a publicity tour 1393 01:25:37,816 --> 01:25:41,318 Ok? When you get inspired you keep on writing 1394 01:25:41,319 --> 01:25:43,888 I get inspired sometimes, you know that? 1395 01:25:43,889 --> 01:25:46,357 Want to write? Ok, write. 1396 01:25:46,358 --> 01:25:50,428 No, but remember I used to sing and play guitar and write songs. 1397 01:25:50,429 --> 01:25:53,998 I'd still like to do it but I don't get to that, there is not time. 1398 01:25:53,999 --> 01:25:57,836 Ok... well first off: my writing is not a hobby. 1399 01:25:57,837 --> 01:26:00,655 Secondly, I wish you would find the time... 1400 01:26:00,656 --> 01:26:03,475 You somehow manage to find the time to complain about eight hours a day! 1401 01:26:03,476 --> 01:26:08,097 And I mean... I love the way you sing ok? 1402 01:26:08,098 --> 01:26:12,718 I fucked up my whole life cause of the way you sing 1403 01:26:12,719 --> 01:26:19,359 Ok? If you took one eighth of the energy that you spend on bitching, whining 1404 01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:22,796 And worrying, if you put that energy into playing scales 1405 01:26:22,797 --> 01:26:25,392 I mean you would be like fucking Django Reinhardt 1406 01:26:30,304 --> 01:26:32,763 OK 1407 01:26:33,407 --> 01:26:37,039 You forgot your shoes. 1408 01:26:55,131 --> 01:26:58,233 You think you're winning? 1409 01:26:58,234 --> 01:27:03,305 Very few people realize what it is like for an active and passionate woman to have a child 1410 01:27:03,306 --> 01:27:06,308 Some friends told me that I would throw them out the window 1411 01:27:06,309 --> 01:27:09,211 Ok? But the truth is that I never wanted to hurt them once 1412 01:27:09,212 --> 01:27:11,910 But I thought about ending it all for myself over a 100 times 1413 01:27:12,449 --> 01:27:16,085 I was so confused that you were always away in a stupid book tour 1414 01:27:16,086 --> 01:27:19,751 Because of Henry's custody shit and do not want to be a burden 1414 01:27:20,086 --> 01:27:23,751 - Your wife put her head in the toaster - It was an oven. 1415 01:27:24,461 --> 01:27:27,063 Do not play with words! You know what I mean. Toaster, oven! Same thing. 1416 01:27:27,064 --> 01:27:31,335 Do you know how many times I was alone with the girls crying? 1417 01:27:31,336 --> 01:27:35,005 Having no clue what to do? You know the guilt a mother feels when she does not know what to do? 1418 01:27:35,006 --> 01:27:37,931 Do you think you're still have ownership to that feeling? 1419 01:27:38,843 --> 01:27:41,845 I do not think you understand ok? 1420 01:27:41,846 --> 01:27:44,776 OK, do you know what my secret fear is with every men? 1421 01:27:44,777 --> 01:27:47,708 Is that they all want to turn me into a submissive housewife 1422 01:27:48,387 --> 01:27:53,124 Ok... no one could ever do that 1423 01:27:53,125 --> 01:27:56,995 I promise it would be easier to fit your head into a toaster. 1424 01:27:56,996 --> 01:28:02,660 than to turn you into anything submissive. I don't think I recovered since giving birth 1425 01:28:03,336 --> 01:28:07,506 When the girls were born I had no idea of what to do. People expect women 1426 01:28:07,507 --> 01:28:11,900 to have this instinct that kicks in. Like a female baboon. 1427 01:28:12,212 --> 01:28:15,240 But I had no idea how to do anything. 1428 01:28:15,582 --> 01:28:19,418 I love them so much and I was doing everything wrong 1429 01:28:19,786 --> 01:28:24,283 And you were away so often and calling me and asking me how my day went. 1430 01:28:24,492 --> 01:28:28,862 I could not even say it to you because I felt so ashamed to be so clueless. 1431 01:28:28,863 --> 01:28:31,631 Look I think you did right. - No, I didn't. 1432 01:28:31,632 --> 01:28:34,091 Sure, you did, you did a good job faking it right 1433 01:28:37,038 --> 01:28:40,173 I remember that the only way to get them to sleep 1434 01:28:40,174 --> 01:28:44,645 was to drag that stupid double stroller down the stairs and walk with them for hours and hours 1435 01:28:44,646 --> 01:28:47,480 In the middle of the night All the way to Pigalle and back. 1436 01:28:48,017 --> 01:28:51,686 I almost got mugged once, the only thing why the guy didn't attack me 1437 01:28:51,687 --> 01:28:57,616 was because I looked so pathetic. The only upside of being 35 is that you do not get raped as much. 1438 01:28:58,828 --> 01:29:02,959 I read it, it's true - Oh Jesus 1439 01:29:05,135 --> 01:29:10,005 One time I remember that I was watching the twins on the trampoline 1440 01:29:10,006 --> 01:29:14,576 And they looked so beautiful and I was happy because they were happy 1441 01:29:14,577 --> 01:29:20,507 And one of them had this... Hulla-hoop that she was using as a jump rope 1442 01:29:21,052 --> 01:29:25,013 But then the other wanted it so they started fighting over it 1443 01:29:25,589 --> 01:29:27,791 And all of a sudden, I saw it all, you know 1444 01:29:27,792 --> 01:29:32,128 All pity jealousy and selfishness 1445 01:29:32,129 --> 01:29:39,170 And I remember thinking...OK, this is the natural human state 1446 01:29:39,171 --> 01:29:43,837 Always a little dissatisfied, perpetually discontented 1447 01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:46,643 I mean... 1448 01:29:46,778 --> 01:29:48,179 Look at us 1449 01:29:48,180 --> 01:29:52,217 Here we are, we are in... the Garden of Eden 1450 01:29:52,218 --> 01:29:54,745 And we can not stop fighting 1451 01:29:55,088 --> 01:29:59,291 I do not think there is one natural human state. The human state is multiple. 1452 01:29:59,292 --> 01:30:03,161 I mean, if that's what you see when you're watching the girls play 1453 01:30:03,162 --> 01:30:06,031 that means you're depressed 1454 01:30:06,032 --> 01:30:07,956 Ok... 1455 01:30:07,967 --> 01:30:12,038 Maybe I am. - When I see them fight I see beautiful energy 1456 01:30:12,039 --> 01:30:16,068 of going forward in life and not letting anyone step on them or take away what they want 1457 01:30:16,443 --> 01:30:19,912 You know, I like it when they fight. It gives me hope for them. 1458 01:30:19,913 --> 01:30:22,110 Well it's cause you see they have positive emotions, you know 1459 01:30:22,116 --> 01:30:26,077 Only end up hurting yourself, the kids, me 1460 01:30:28,690 --> 01:30:29,934 And you never get angry? 1461 01:30:29,935 --> 01:30:32,423 - When I do, I don't see it as a positive 1462 01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:37,361 You know something? 1463 01:30:39,434 --> 01:30:41,869 The way you write in your books people come up to me 1464 01:30:41,870 --> 01:30:45,399 And think that I make love to some wildcat Henry Miller type 1465 01:30:47,676 --> 01:30:52,547 Ha, you like to have sex the exact same way Every time. 1466 01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:56,017 When you got it you got it - Kissy, kissy, titty, titty 1467 01:30:56,018 --> 01:30:58,720 Pussy... 1468 01:30:58,721 --> 01:31:02,458 I am a man of simple pleasures 1469 01:31:02,459 --> 01:31:03,959 Yeah, very simple 1470 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:08,564 And I've been meaning to tell you that lately You're no Henry Miller 1471 01:31:08,565 --> 01:31:12,196 On any level 1472 01:31:12,536 --> 01:31:19,102 You know what? This room gives me the creeps. I was expecting something like the real Greece 1473 01:31:19,309 --> 01:31:22,379 This place is real - What are we doing here anyway? 1474 01:31:22,380 --> 01:31:24,281 It is all too planned. We are supposed to have this great evening. 1475 01:31:24,282 --> 01:31:28,083 You know... there's no room for spontaneity 1476 01:31:28,286 --> 01:31:30,520 It has all gone from our lives. And this is stupid and it is not working 1477 01:31:30,521 --> 01:31:32,088 Ok... obviously 1478 01:31:32,089 --> 01:31:34,821 And I curse Eleni and I curse Stefano for doing this 1479 01:31:35,092 --> 01:31:39,197 Ok a couples' massage?! What the fuck is that!? That sounds sleazy to me. 1480 01:31:39,198 --> 01:31:41,763 No, we don't have to do it! ok? 1481 01:31:42,164 --> 01:31:46,094 C'mon, this place isn't so bad. I like hotel rooms 1482 01:31:46,772 --> 01:31:50,505 I think they are sexy - Yeah I know you do. 1483 01:31:51,710 --> 01:31:53,236 Mr. book tour 1484 01:31:55,547 --> 01:31:57,575 Mr. Radisson Hilton 1485 01:31:59,185 --> 01:32:03,385 And I know that time when you were doing that reading in Washington 1486 01:32:03,423 --> 01:32:07,816 When your cellphone was supposed to have broke that night. How convenient! 1487 01:32:08,861 --> 01:32:11,991 You swore on our kids that you did not fuck that lady from the bookstore 1488 01:32:12,098 --> 01:32:13,566 Emily 1489 01:32:13,567 --> 01:32:18,671 Swear to me that you did not fuck that Emily girl. And I'm not jealous because I'm not the jealous type 1490 01:32:18,672 --> 01:32:22,269 But I just want to know is. Be a man and admit the truth! 1491 01:32:23,711 --> 01:32:29,845 I'm giving you my whole life ok? I goth nothing large to give. 1492 01:32:30,150 --> 01:32:36,319 I'm not giving it to anybody else. If you're looking for permission to disqualify me, 1493 01:32:36,858 --> 01:32:39,093 I'm not gonna give it to you. 1494 01:32:39,094 --> 01:32:42,229 Ok? I love you 1495 01:32:42,230 --> 01:32:48,202 Right? And I am not in conflict about it, OK but if what you want 1496 01:32:48,203 --> 01:32:52,274 is like a laundry list of everything about you that piss me off I can give it to you 1497 01:32:52,275 --> 01:32:54,743 Yeah I want you to 1498 01:32:54,744 --> 01:32:55,810 Ok good 1499 01:32:55,811 --> 01:32:57,479 Let's start at number one 1500 01:32:57,480 --> 01:32:59,814 Number one... you're fucking nuts. 1501 01:33:00,116 --> 01:33:04,119 Alright? You are. Good luck finding somebody else who'd put up with your... 1502 01:33:04,120 --> 01:33:08,958 Your shit for more than like six months but I accept the whole package 1503 01:33:08,959 --> 01:33:13,529 The crazy and the brilliant, right? I know you're not gonna change and I do not want you to 1504 01:33:13,530 --> 01:33:15,998 It's called I accept you for being you 1505 01:33:15,999 --> 01:33:20,536 Ok I asked you a question, if while I was carrying that double stroller down the stairs, 1506 01:33:20,537 --> 01:33:24,574 and getting ass-raped in Pigalle Did you fuck that little Emily Bronte girl ? 1507 01:33:24,575 --> 01:33:27,911 Ok... I do not even know what Emily you're talking about. 1508 01:33:27,912 --> 01:33:30,747 The one that wrote the nice E-mails about Dostoevsky 1509 01:33:30,748 --> 01:33:36,153 Oh Jessy, you're so right the grand commander is the deepest passage 1510 01:33:36,154 --> 01:33:37,954 Of all of Russian literature 1511 01:33:37,955 --> 01:33:42,493 If you are asking me if I'm committed to you, the girls, 1512 01:33:42,494 --> 01:33:47,388 and the life we built together, the answer is a resounding yes 1513 01:33:47,766 --> 01:33:50,781 So you did fuck her, thank you very much 1514 01:33:50,782 --> 01:33:53,838 Do I ever ask you about the time you went to visit 1515 01:33:53,839 --> 01:33:57,508 your old boyfriend after his mother died? No. You want to know why? 1516 01:33:57,509 --> 01:34:00,346 Because I know the way that your fucking French ass works 1517 01:34:00,347 --> 01:34:02,514 And I guarantee that at least you blew that guy. 1518 01:34:02,515 --> 01:34:07,286 But I also know that you love me and I'm OK with you being a complicated human being 1519 01:34:07,287 --> 01:34:12,291 I do not want to live a boring life where two people own each other 1520 01:34:12,292 --> 01:34:15,894 Where two people are institutionalized in a box that others created 1521 01:34:15,895 --> 01:34:19,197 Because that is a bunch of stifling bullshit! 1522 01:34:36,618 --> 01:34:39,987 You know what's going on here? 1523 01:34:39,988 --> 01:34:41,821 It's simple 1524 01:34:43,225 --> 01:34:46,594 I do not think I love you any more. 1525 01:36:00,406 --> 01:36:03,876 I do not want to talk right now. - Are you by yourself? Are you waiting for someone? 1526 01:36:03,877 --> 01:36:07,379 Yeah I'm by myself and happy to be I'm an angry person 1527 01:36:07,380 --> 01:36:09,247 And I hurt my kids, my work and everyone I love 1528 01:36:12,419 --> 01:36:15,221 Ok... I'm not in the mood. I came here to be alone. 1529 01:36:15,222 --> 01:36:18,023 Listen I've been checking you out from accross the caf� 1530 01:36:18,024 --> 01:36:20,593 And I don't want to make you uncomfortable 1531 01:36:20,594 --> 01:36:23,486 But you are by far the best-looking woman in this place - Thank you very much. 1532 01:36:23,498 --> 01:36:26,890 Yes, I'd love to buy a drink or maybe talk to you a little bit 1533 01:36:27,435 --> 01:36:30,463 You know, are you here for business? 1534 01:36:31,072 --> 01:36:34,441 OK, so you have a boyfriend 1535 01:36:34,442 --> 01:36:35,742 Not any more 1536 01:36:35,743 --> 01:36:38,839 I'm sorry to hear that, God, you want to talk about it? 1537 01:36:39,046 --> 01:36:42,382 I do not talk to strangers. - Well I'm not a stranger 1538 01:36:42,417 --> 01:36:46,844 We have met before, in the summer of 94 1539 01:36:49,892 --> 01:36:51,292 You're mistaking me for someone else 1540 01:36:51,293 --> 01:36:52,593 No 1541 01:36:52,594 --> 01:36:57,159 We even fell in love. - Really? 1542 01:36:57,367 --> 01:37:00,167 Hm, I vaguely remember someone sweet and romantic 1543 01:37:01,204 --> 01:37:02,971 That made me feel like I was not alone any more 1544 01:37:02,972 --> 01:37:05,340 Someone with respect for who I was 1545 01:37:05,475 --> 01:37:07,242 That's me 1546 01:37:07,243 --> 01:37:10,779 I'm that guy - I do not think so 1547 01:37:10,780 --> 01:37:14,984 See? I know something about you that you do not know 1548 01:37:14,985 --> 01:37:18,252 Really? What is that? - Something important 1549 01:37:19,423 --> 01:37:24,192 You see, I know because I've actually already lived through this night 1550 01:37:24,628 --> 01:37:25,795 How? 1551 01:37:25,796 --> 01:37:27,561 Let me tell you 1552 01:37:28,332 --> 01:37:29,933 Ok... 1553 01:37:29,934 --> 01:37:32,302 I have a room there at the hotel 1554 01:37:32,571 --> 01:37:34,872 I've come to save you Just like I said I would. 1555 01:37:34,873 --> 01:37:38,642 Save me from what? - Save you from all the little bullshit, alright? 1556 01:37:38,643 --> 01:37:44,379 It's not bullshit. - I assure you that guy you vaguely remember that you met on the train 1557 01:37:47,152 --> 01:37:49,386 That is me 1558 01:37:49,387 --> 01:37:51,189 That's you? - Yeah 1559 01:37:51,190 --> 01:37:54,354 Cause I did not recognize you 1560 01:37:54,527 --> 01:37:57,896 You look like shit 1561 01:37:57,930 --> 01:38:01,163 Well what can I say? I mean it is tough out there in time and space 1562 01:38:01,467 --> 01:38:07,328 You're... on the other hand are even more beautiful than I remember 1563 01:38:08,208 --> 01:38:09,642 Bullshit 1564 01:38:09,643 --> 01:38:13,579 Jesse, this is not a game, you get all cute You get in my panties, 1565 01:38:13,580 --> 01:38:16,210 And next thing I know I'm buying peanut butter in Chicago 1566 01:38:16,650 --> 01:38:18,950 You're not gonna make it better by some pick-up playing 1567 01:38:19,119 --> 01:38:22,521 Actually you're misunderstanding me 1568 01:38:22,522 --> 01:38:24,856 No, no... I'm only here as a messenger 1569 01:38:25,025 --> 01:38:32,389 I just traveled all the way from the future, I was just with your 82-year-old self 1570 01:38:32,967 --> 01:38:37,201 who gave me a letter to read you 1571 01:38:37,238 --> 01:38:40,107 So here I am - I'm still alive in my 80s? 1572 01:38:40,108 --> 01:38:42,567 Oh, yeah 1573 01:38:43,144 --> 01:38:47,081 How's my French ass? - Nice, really nice 1574 01:38:47,082 --> 01:38:51,509 I do not care about the way I look - Let us just say it is better 1575 01:38:51,553 --> 01:38:53,354 Ok, great 1576 01:38:53,355 --> 01:38:55,490 Do you want me to read it? - Do I have a choice? 1577 01:38:55,491 --> 01:38:59,588 Sure if you're not interested in... - No, no, no. Read it. 1578 01:39:01,898 --> 01:39:07,403 OK. Here it is: Dear Celine, I am writing to you from the other side of the woods 1579 01:39:07,404 --> 01:39:10,139 This letter is lighting a candle 1580 01:39:10,140 --> 01:39:14,810 OK, stop it. I would never write this "from the other side of the woods"? What fucking woods? 1581 01:39:14,811 --> 01:39:16,445 May I please continue? 1582 01:39:16,446 --> 01:39:17,579 Ok... 1583 01:39:17,580 --> 01:39:20,417 I'm sending you this young man 1584 01:39:20,418 --> 01:39:22,385 Yes, young 1585 01:39:22,386 --> 01:39:25,221 And he will be your escort 1586 01:39:25,222 --> 01:39:30,760 God knows he has many problems and he's struggled his whole life connecting 1587 01:39:30,761 --> 01:39:33,994 and being present, even with those he loves the most 1588 01:39:35,299 --> 01:39:38,100 And, for that, he is deeply sorry 1589 01:39:39,171 --> 01:39:41,334 But you are his only hope 1590 01:39:42,941 --> 01:39:44,642 Celine 1591 01:39:44,643 --> 01:39:47,375 My advice is this: 1592 01:39:47,512 --> 01:39:51,582 You're entering the best years of your life 1593 01:39:51,583 --> 01:39:57,522 Looking back from where I sit now, these middle years are only a bit more difficult 1594 01:39:57,523 --> 01:40:02,094 than when you were 12 and Mathew and Vanessa 1595 01:40:02,095 --> 01:40:06,295 danced all night to the Bee Gees' "How deep is your love" 1596 01:40:06,666 --> 01:40:07,966 I do not know that... 1597 01:40:07,967 --> 01:40:13,606 Anyway... Celine you will be fine, your girls will grow up to become examples 1598 01:40:13,607 --> 01:40:16,407 and icons of feminism - Nice one. 1599 01:40:16,410 --> 01:40:20,747 Yeah well you know I just noticed that there's a postscript on the bottom 1600 01:40:20,748 --> 01:40:23,616 Maybe I just skip over, this is kind of boring 1601 01:40:23,617 --> 01:40:24,751 Yes skip away, please, skip away 1602 01:40:24,752 --> 01:40:26,676 Ok... sure? - Yes! 1603 01:40:27,221 --> 01:40:29,384 Alright, well... - Boring stuff 1604 01:40:29,724 --> 01:40:31,614 Ok... yeah, (blah.blah blah, financial tips, horoscopes) 1605 01:40:34,896 --> 01:40:41,166 Ok... Here it is: P.S. by the way 1606 01:40:41,736 --> 01:40:47,007 By the way, the best sex of my life happened one night 1607 01:40:47,008 --> 01:40:49,877 In the Southern Peloponnese 1608 01:40:50,279 --> 01:40:52,914 Do not miss it! 1609 01:40:52,915 --> 01:40:57,342 My whole sexual being went to a whole new ground-breaking level 1610 01:40:58,420 --> 01:41:00,811 ...ground-breaking, great 1611 01:41:01,524 --> 01:41:06,385 Look Jesse can you stop this stupid game? We're not in one of your stories 1612 01:41:06,563 --> 01:41:07,759 Ok? 1613 01:41:08,498 --> 01:41:12,698 Did you hear what I said to you back in the room? Did you hear me? 1614 01:41:13,136 --> 01:41:14,670 Yes 1615 01:41:14,671 --> 01:41:16,939 I heard you 1616 01:41:16,940 --> 01:41:18,830 That you don't love me anymore? 1617 01:41:20,110 --> 01:41:23,344 I thought you did not mean it but if you did then... 1618 01:41:23,514 --> 01:41:29,052 Oh, fuck it, you're like those little girls and everybody else 1619 01:41:29,053 --> 01:41:30,750 you live inside some fairy tale, right? 1620 01:41:30,855 --> 01:41:33,456 I'm just trying to make things better here 1621 01:41:33,457 --> 01:41:36,726 I tell you that I loved you unconditionally I tell you that you're beautiful 1622 01:41:36,727 --> 01:41:39,595 I tell you that your ass looks great when you're 80 1623 01:41:41,066 --> 01:41:44,402 I'm trying to make you laugh - Ok 1624 01:41:44,403 --> 01:41:50,241 I put up with plenty of your shit and if you think I'm just some dog that keeps coming back 1625 01:41:50,242 --> 01:41:56,308 Then you're wrong. But if you want true love then this is it. 1626 01:41:56,682 --> 01:41:59,651 This is real life. It's not perfect but it's real 1627 01:41:59,652 --> 01:42:02,054 and If you can not see it then you are blind 1628 01:42:02,055 --> 01:42:04,423 Alright, I give up 1629 01:42:40,629 --> 01:42:44,521 So what about this time machine? 1630 01:42:47,435 --> 01:42:49,700 What do you mean? 1631 01:42:49,771 --> 01:42:52,367 How does it work? 1632 01:42:53,276 --> 01:42:55,906 It's complicated 1633 01:42:59,348 --> 01:43:02,512 Am I gonna have to get naked to operate it? 1634 01:43:04,954 --> 01:43:09,825 I mean... - Yeah, it is a real issue 1635 01:43:09,826 --> 01:43:14,458 I say closed and does not travel well through whole space-time continuum 1636 01:43:19,169 --> 01:43:21,799 Wow, you're so smart. 1637 01:43:21,805 --> 01:43:25,641 Jesus - Space-time? 1638 01:43:26,777 --> 01:43:30,147 Continuum. -Continuum? 1639 01:43:30,315 --> 01:43:31,214 Yeah 1640 01:43:31,215 --> 01:43:35,919 You know sometimes I think about your letter 1641 01:43:35,920 --> 01:43:39,050 You know you... Do you live in the Southern Peloponnese? 1642 01:43:39,424 --> 01:43:44,420 Yes, yes and... we are in the Southern Peloponnese 1643 01:43:44,630 --> 01:43:50,263 And do you think it could be tonight that you were talking about in your 80s? 1644 01:43:50,836 --> 01:43:52,703 Well... 1645 01:43:53,472 --> 01:43:57,035 It was definitely one hell of a night we were about to have. 1645 01:43:59,472 --> 01:44:05,035 Machine translation completely re-written by hhgygy 143084