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{n8}- You think you killed
your grandpa. [laughing]
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{n8}- You think I'm kidding.
We were boxing.
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- Come on!
- I had to defend myself!
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- The man is 87 years old.
- Ooh! Come on!
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- I don't care,
I knocked his ass out.
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- Do you think they're thinking
of staying here?
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- My life is flashing
before my eyes.
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- This is where old people
go to die.
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- Where is he?
- He's over there.
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- What am I gonna do
without civilization?
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- Ah!
- We can't let them do this!
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- He can't be dead if he got up.
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- Jesus did it.
- He definitely ain't Jesus.
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- You're gonna wanna come
and see this.
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It's Grandpa,
he's calling police,
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he said he's being abused.
- What?!
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- I told you we should've left.
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- ?
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- Grandpa.
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- No!
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- Grandpa...
- No, keep your ass
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away from me!
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I can't believe you did that!
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Bastard!
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Sucker-punch a old man?!
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Mother... ooh! Ooh!
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- I'm sorry.
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- No. You hit me!
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Sorry bitch-ass
hit me like that.
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- Wait, wait, wait, what?
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- Yes! Your dad hit me
when I wasn't looking.
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I looked this way, he hit me,
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had my arm up like that,
I ain't see it coming.
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Knocked my ass out.
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- Wait, wait, wait, you hit him?
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- Yes, he did.
Sucker-punched my ass.
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- It was a reflex, Son.
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Look, you know me,
you know I got that right
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and that left.
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- Ooh, is any of it on video?
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- Sandra...
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- No, do you know how many
hits I would have right now
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if I was able to get online?
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- I know how many hits
your daddy gave me,
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the old bastard!
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- Do you know how many hits
you would have if you did that?
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- I don't think y'all
are talking about likes.
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- Your dad is trying to kill me!
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- Pop, if I was trying
to kill you,
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I'd just switch
your Wednesday medicine
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with your Thursday medicine.
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- No, dammit,
you knocked me over the sofa!
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- That was a accident.
- No, it wasn't.
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- Yes, it was, man, I'm sorry.
- Wait, Dad, Dad.
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Did he just say you knocked him
over the sofa?
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- Boy, I just told you,
I got that right and that left.
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- He did tell us.
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- Yes, he did.
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- Wow.
- What?!
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- And you're able to stand
after all that?
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- I'm barely standing.
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- [chuckles] Yeah, 'cause them
old bitter bones of yours
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are like... [squeaks]
- [laughing]
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- Say it one more time.
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- Look, I'm sorry,
but when you walk,
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your bones rattle.
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- So will you!
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When I put this hook
gently in your ass.
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- There is a law
against that, Grandpa.
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- Not if it's gently.
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- JEREMY: Look, Grandpa,
put the phone down.
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- I'm dialing.
- Why are you all freaking out?
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There's no reception here.
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- I have reception.
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Yeah, y'all with all
that digital shit,
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this analog.
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- It's still too many numbers.
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- I had this battery
for a month and a half.
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So what if you get
cancer in your ear?
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This shit right here works!
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- What is that?
- That is a phone, little girl.
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- From what year?
- Don't worry about what year.
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- That looks like a VCR.
You remember those?
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- Do we remember those.
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- I don't.
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- Hello. Yes. Mm-hmm.
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You ain't gonna
believe it, though,
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I've been murdered
by my grandson.
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Murdered dead.
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I'm in the hearse.
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On the way to the funeral home.
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Can you meet me there?
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Tell ya all about it.
Yeah, I'll hold.
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Okay.
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Show yo ass.
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{n8} - ?
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{n8}? No matter what you do,
I love you ?
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{n8}? No matter where you go,
I'm behind you for sure ?
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{n8}? Always remember blood
ain't never water ?
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{n8}? We'll make it
if we stay together ??
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- ?
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- Grandpa.
- Don't talk to me!
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- Honey, honey, okay...
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- Baby, baby.
He knows it was a accident.
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- I know.
- I mean, he was hitting me.
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- I know!
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- You knocked him over the sofa.
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- Philip, this ain't the time.
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- Well, I think it is.
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This reminds me of that time
we were racing,
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and you pushed me to the ground.
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- That's because you cut
in front of me.
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- We were ra-cing.
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- You were chea-ting.
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- So you pushed me
to the ground?
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- Yes.
- Dude, that's cruel.
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I was five.
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- Okay. And have you
done it again?
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Bingo, sound like
good parenting to me.
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- So, you did the same thing
to Grandpa,
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what is that,
good grandparenting?
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- Will you stop it?
- I'm just saying.
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- And I'm just saying stop.
- Okay.
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- Unless you wanna race again.
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- I'm not five anymore, Dad.
- Oh, yeah, I know that.
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- That means I could definitely
push you to the ground.
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- [scoffs] Shit. That would be
the last race of your life, boy.
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- Okay, you're right,
I wouldn't do it.
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No, no, no, because you're old.
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And because I got
a little respect for you.
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- Okay, well, how about you
respect me over there?
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- Not until you respect Grandpa.
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- [laughs] Is this boy
trying me?
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I'm about to be
2 and 0 up in here.
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- Come on, Jeremy.
- The right-left.
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- LEAH: Relax, okay? Mm-hmm.
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- [screams]
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- Are you okay, Grandpa?
- No, I'm in pain!
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My hook is swollen.
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- What hurts?
- Everything!
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- That's because of my dad?
- You're damn right.
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- Are you sure it's because
of him
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and not just 'cause you're old?
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- How old are you?
- Fifteen.
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- You wanna see 16?
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- Yeah.
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- Get out of my face.
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- Just go talk to him.
Man, he's trippin'.
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Alright? Yeah.
- LEAH: Okay. Yeah.
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Wish me luck.
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Grandpa Vinny.
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- I don't wanna talk
to you, either.
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- I'm sorry.
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- You see what he did?
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- No, no, no,
'cause I wasn't there.
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- Well, I was.
- LEAH: Okay.
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Tell me what hurts.
- Everything.
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- I'm so sorry, Grandpa.
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- Can you... can you rub it
for me?
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- Uh...
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- Can you... kiss it
and make it better?
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- Grandpa Vinny!
- What?
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- [stutters] Look... look,
what exactly are you...
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wanting me to rub?
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- Well, baby...
- Uh-uh, uh-uh.
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- Girl, you gon' get to know me.
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- [stutters] I... I... I think
I know you already.
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- Well, that little
sucker-puncher husband of yours
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is going to jail. - Grandpa!
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You don't wanna send him
to jail.
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- Yes, I do
wanna send him to jail!
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- Grandpa!
- He knocked me over that sofa!
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- I am...
- My legs was in the air!
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I felt like his grandma.
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The hook came off,
I had to pick it up
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with this hand,
put it back on...
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It was awful. I went flying!
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Like his grandma.
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With her legs in the air.
Twerking.
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- I'm really sorry.
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- I mean, who in the hell
would do that to a old-ass man?
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- My dad!
- You're damn right.
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- Yeah, and he does it
to little kids, too.
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- Hello.
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Y'all realize I am
in the room, right?
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- You're going to jail.
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- Look, look, man, hey.
I'm sorry.
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- Don't. Talk. To me.
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- Okay.
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- Just wait 'til
the police get here.
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- Grandpa, you didn't call
the police.
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- Yes, I did call the police!
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- Okay, you think that was wise?
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- You think it was wise
for him to hit me?
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- Okay, see...
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I think both of y'all
were wrong.
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- Ain't no way
in hell I'm wrong,
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I'm 70 years old.
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- You're really, like, 87,
I thought.
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- Yes.
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- How the hell am I wrong?
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When you're old,
everything you do is right.
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- I don't... I don't think
that's... that's right.
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- Well, just wait
until the police get here.
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- But Grandpa, you didn't
call the police.
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- Yes, I did!
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- You know what? Okay, well,
what about your little, um,
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"sit-ee-ation" in the backyard?
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- What "sit-ee-ation"
in the backyard?
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- Oh, you little puff-puff pass.
[inhales] [coughs]
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- JEREMY: Pass that.
- [coughing]
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- That's outrageous.
- [coughing]
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- Oh, hell.
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That is legal in Colorado.
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- This is Georgia.
- Georgia.
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- Oh, hell.
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- Uh, and I hear
the police outside.
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- Goddamn.
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- ?
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- Get rid of them!
- Grandpa Vinny, you called 'em.
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- Oh, no, I made a mistake!
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- Okay, it's too late now,
Grandpa.
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- [cries] I made a mistake!
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- You called 'em!
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- We got to hide my stuff!
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- Grandpa Vinny.
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You don't need to be
worried about that anyway.
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- [cries]
And I can't go to jail!
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- Oh, but you want me to go.
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- I can't go 'cause
I'm a virgin.
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- What?
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- Yeah, we remember your
little experiment in college.
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- [stuttering] Grandpa Vinny.
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- With candles and everything,
we heard about it.
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- Stop it.
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- I'm sorry.
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All I'm saying is your husband's
ready for it, I'm not.
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- Okay! Enough!
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- He's strong, he can fight
them off, they gon' get me!
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His [bleep] is tight.
Mine is loose!
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[crying]
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I can't use my underwear
to go to the bathroom!
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I think I just shit myself now!
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We got to hide my stuff!
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Why did y'all call the police?!
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- He's tripping.
- No, why did you?!
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- Grandpa, do you not remember
you called them?
248
00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:35,311
- I did?
249
00:11:35,412 --> 00:11:36,679
- Yes. Yes.
250
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,615
- Damn, I gotta stop
smoking that shit.
251
00:11:40,483 --> 00:11:42,819
- Wait, you were smoking
that shit?
252
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,158
- I have to, son, you know,
I got cataracts in my knees.
253
00:11:51,061 --> 00:11:53,963
- So this is why you've
been acting so silly.
254
00:11:54,064 --> 00:11:55,098
- I wasn't acting silly,
255
00:11:55,198 --> 00:11:58,001
you're the one who threw me
over the sofa.
256
00:11:58,101 --> 00:12:00,970
- Oh, oh, so now...
So now I "threw" him over.
257
00:12:01,071 --> 00:12:02,672
- Yes, you did.
258
00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:06,309
- Grandpa Vinny, that is enough,
the police are outside.
259
00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,611
- Aw, damn, we got
to hide my stuff!
260
00:12:10,180 --> 00:12:12,182
- Ooh, I wonder if they
have reception.
261
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,894
- Look, sit down,
sit down, okay? Sit down.
262
00:12:14,918 --> 00:12:16,019
- Oh, Lord.
263
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:18,922
I'mma make a run for it.
264
00:12:21,024 --> 00:12:23,893
Y'know, I kinda like the way
you grab me like that, you know.
265
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,000
- You're not gonna get that far
on that bad hip of yours.
266
00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:34,604
- He did the hook. [laughs]
- Yeah.
267
00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:37,273
- [laughing] Boy don't talk
about my hip.
268
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:40,853
- You talk about it
all the time.
269
00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:43,513
- Well, it's my hip
and I can talk about it.
270
00:12:43,613 --> 00:12:45,315
- Alright, my bad.
271
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,592
- Grandpa, you just stay seated.
272
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,918
- I can't, now my hip done
locked up on me.
273
00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:52,055
- And how did that happen?
274
00:12:52,155 --> 00:12:54,891
- Well, that only happened
one other time that I enjoyed.
275
00:12:57,460 --> 00:12:58,895
- What... what were you doing?
276
00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,830
- Me and your grandmama
had prune juice
277
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,832
all over our bodies, right?
278
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:08,905
And, uh, we was doing
some grown folk business.
279
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,441
Eating prunes and, you know,
just...
280
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,676
that's why my ass is loose.
281
00:13:16,279 --> 00:13:17,580
- Let me stop you right there.
282
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,549
Because I don't think
I need to hear that.
283
00:13:20,617 --> 00:13:22,057
- And the second time
it happened was
284
00:13:22,152 --> 00:13:26,790
when your daddy grabbed me
by the neck and the hook
285
00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:30,460
and he threw me over the sofa.
286
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:31,971
- It's crazy how this story
keeps changing,
287
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,797
now I'm grabbing him by the neck
and the hook
288
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,265
and I threw him over the sofa.
289
00:13:35,365 --> 00:13:37,600
- Yes, you did.
290
00:13:37,701 --> 00:13:39,545
- Well, if you keep it up,
I'mma take the hook off
291
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:40,680
and I'mma beat your ass with it.
292
00:13:40,704 --> 00:13:42,405
- [doorbell rings]
293
00:13:42,505 --> 00:13:45,508
- Ociffer! Ociffer!
You heard him!
294
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:46,910
- What's going on?
295
00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:52,348
- Grandpa, it's "Officer."
"Officer."
296
00:13:52,449 --> 00:13:54,784
- Shut the hell up.
297
00:13:54,884 --> 00:13:56,753
I know what the hell I'm saying.
298
00:13:56,853 --> 00:13:58,288
- Tell him the truth.
299
00:13:59,456 --> 00:14:00,323
- [softspoken]
I'm dead, Officer,
300
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,092
he... he tried to kill me.
301
00:14:05,328 --> 00:14:08,098
It all started back in 1937.
302
00:14:09,799 --> 00:14:11,601
His daddy used to beat me, too.
303
00:14:13,636 --> 00:14:16,039
They've been trying
to kill me for years.
304
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:20,043
Gene passed on to his son.
305
00:14:20,143 --> 00:14:22,612
- O... Officer.
- I... I'm talking to him, ma'am.
306
00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:23,847
- LEAH: Oh.
307
00:14:27,517 --> 00:14:30,987
- Tell him the truth.
- I did. He tried to kill me.
308
00:14:32,689 --> 00:14:37,260
He grabbed me... and threw me
over the sofa.
309
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:38,428
So sad.
310
00:14:38,528 --> 00:14:40,830
- No, I didn't.
311
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:42,565
- Are you living here?
312
00:14:42,665 --> 00:14:44,701
- Yes, I live here all by
myself.
313
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,036
Me and my hook.
314
00:14:47,937 --> 00:14:51,641
- Wasn't this place closed?
- It was closed, this place.
315
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,843
I'd like to talk about him
hurting me
316
00:14:53,943 --> 00:14:55,912
and cutting off my arm.
317
00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,083
- Grandpa!
318
00:15:01,384 --> 00:15:02,652
- Who are you to him?
319
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,790
- His grandson, unfortunately.
320
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,291
- And what happened?
321
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,693
- [yelling] Dammit...
[softspoken] Dammit, I told you.
322
00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,764
Before you got here,
I had two hands.
323
00:15:14,864 --> 00:15:17,434
He cut one off
and sewed the other one on.
324
00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:23,907
And threw me over the sofa.
325
00:15:24,007 --> 00:15:27,577
- I'm talking to him.
- Okay. Alright.
326
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,513
- Sir, we were boxing.
327
00:15:30,613 --> 00:15:32,482
- You were boxing this old man?!
328
00:15:32,582 --> 00:15:35,852
- Who the...?! [soft-spoken]
Who... who are you calling old?
329
00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:42,025
- See? He started getting
aggressive just like right now.
330
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:45,095
- Oh, uh, well, I was now, huh?
331
00:15:45,261 --> 00:15:47,864
- He kept hitting me,
and then finally, I hit him back
332
00:15:47,964 --> 00:15:49,699
and he flew over the sofa.
333
00:15:49,799 --> 00:15:53,770
- With my legs in the air.
334
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,305
Like his grandma.
335
00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,708
L-shaped casket.
336
00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:03,079
Couldn't close it.
337
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,482
She had this leg
sticking out the ground.
338
00:16:05,582 --> 00:16:08,051
- O... Okay, okay.
339
00:16:08,151 --> 00:16:11,654
Do you wanna press charges?
- Yes, I do.
340
00:16:11,755 --> 00:16:13,890
- You can't send him to jail,
Grandpa.
341
00:16:13,990 --> 00:16:15,870
- Yes, I can, and I'm...
She don't speak for me,
342
00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:19,129
I don't even know who she is.
343
00:16:19,229 --> 00:16:21,297
He tried to send me
to the Lord, Officer.
344
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:24,334
- Okay, ain't nothing about you
going to the Lord, Grandpa.
345
00:16:24,434 --> 00:16:25,602
- Hell.
346
00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:28,538
- He doesn't wanna
press charges, Officer.
347
00:16:28,638 --> 00:16:30,573
- She don't... she don't
speak for me.
348
00:16:30,673 --> 00:16:32,976
- Grandpa!
349
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:34,711
- Come on.
- That's right, take him.
350
00:16:34,811 --> 00:16:36,646
Take his ass.
Take him, take his ass.
351
00:16:36,746 --> 00:16:38,748
- Pops!
- Take him.
352
00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:43,753
- You sure you wanna do this?
- I'm 100% positive.
353
00:16:43,853 --> 00:16:46,056
- Officer.
- Yes?
354
00:16:46,156 --> 00:16:51,561
- I think you need to take
a look around this place.
355
00:16:51,661 --> 00:16:53,930
- OFFICER: Say what?
- LEAH: Mm-hmm.
356
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:59,102
I think you need to do, like,
a... a... an unofficial search.
357
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:02,405
- No. No.
- Yeah, specifically
358
00:17:02,505 --> 00:17:03,840
in the backyard. - LEAH: Yes.
359
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,443
- Yeah.
- LEAH: Yeah, backyard.
360
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:12,348
- You, uh, you really
gon' do this?
361
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:16,720
- For this man right here?
Oh, baby, we like Jay and Bey.
362
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,354
- Her rock.
- His rock.
363
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,590
I sure will.
364
00:17:20,690 --> 00:17:22,392
- Which way is the backyard?
365
00:17:23,393 --> 00:17:27,297
- Shall I show him?
- Yeah... um...
366
00:17:27,397 --> 00:17:29,899
Okay, okay, okay, I... I don't
wanna press charges.
367
00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,904
- You don't.
- No, I... I changed my mind.
368
00:17:35,004 --> 00:17:38,675
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm positive.
369
00:17:38,775 --> 00:17:40,786
Yeah, just get on out of here,
we don't need you here anyway,
370
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,079
we don't like police.
371
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:46,049
- Oh, well, okay,
I need to know something.
372
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,685
- What?
- Why are you in this place?
373
00:17:48,785 --> 00:17:49,785
It's closed.
374
00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,021
- I own this place.
375
00:17:52,122 --> 00:17:55,158
- You own it?
- Yes.
376
00:17:55,258 --> 00:17:57,327
- Oh... Vinny.
377
00:17:58,862 --> 00:18:02,999
- Yeah?
- Yeah. [chuckling] Yeah.
378
00:18:03,099 --> 00:18:06,736
Yeah, we heard of you.
379
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,538
- Oh, what you heard?
380
00:18:08,638 --> 00:18:11,307
- That you were selling weed
to the people who lived here.
381
00:18:14,077 --> 00:18:18,815
- That was before I had
the hook and I had two hands.
382
00:18:18,915 --> 00:18:22,619
I... I'm old now, I'm having
my old life,
383
00:18:22,719 --> 00:18:24,320
I don't do that no more.
384
00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:30,326
- Uh-huh. Well, I'm glad
this place is closed.
385
00:18:30,427 --> 00:18:33,463
- We... why... why do you say that,
sir?
386
00:18:33,563 --> 00:18:35,065
- It was an eyesore.
387
00:18:35,899 --> 00:18:37,233
- Really?
388
00:18:38,401 --> 00:18:42,005
- Yeah. Someone tried to buy it
and reopen it, but, uh...
389
00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:45,442
[chuckling] Whoa, this
is gonna take a lot of work.
390
00:18:45,542 --> 00:18:49,979
- [chuckles] Well, I own it,
and it's not for sale.
391
00:18:51,614 --> 00:18:53,116
- Is everything okay here?
392
00:18:53,249 --> 00:18:54,551
- Yeah, everything's okay.
393
00:18:55,752 --> 00:18:57,120
- Call us if you need us.
394
00:18:57,253 --> 00:18:59,622
- Won't nobody be calling you.
395
00:18:59,723 --> 00:19:01,157
- Thank you, Officer.
396
00:19:01,257 --> 00:19:03,069
- And be careful, I'm sending
the health inspector
397
00:19:03,093 --> 00:19:04,928
now that I know you're living
here.
398
00:19:06,429 --> 00:19:07,429
- Damn.
399
00:19:08,465 --> 00:19:11,034
- Y'all have a good day.
- LEAH: Thank you.
400
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:21,127
- ?
401
00:19:21,227 --> 00:19:23,930
- Not the health inspector!
402
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,132
Them damn health inspectors!
403
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:28,167
They want meat
in the refrigerator,
404
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,203
can't have no rats or roaches.
405
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,638
Get on my damn nerves.
406
00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:36,318
- Grandpa,
we don't have to worry
407
00:19:36,342 --> 00:19:38,411
about the health inspectors,
this place is closed.
408
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:42,148
- No, I can't let them
find my backyard prize, girl!
409
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,818
- You will be fine, okay?
410
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,055
- No, I can't
let 'em find my stash.
411
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:53,359
- Well, maybe I need to, uh...
- [yelling]
412
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,795
- Call 'em back.
- No, don't call nobody,
413
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,196
don't call them on back.
414
00:19:57,296 --> 00:20:00,700
- Mm-hmm. One.
- One. Yeah, baby.
415
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,569
- Oh, that's right, they come
fast, don't wanna press it.
416
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:06,673
- Alright, alright, listen,
listen, y'all got to help me.
417
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:10,643
- Help you do what?
- Y'all have got to stay here.
418
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,614
And help me get this place open.
419
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,685
- Hmm...
420
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,556
- Uh, stay where?
421
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,561
- I think he said here.
422
00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,332
- In this place?
423
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,336
With no reception?
424
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,570
- Yeah.
425
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,406
- With the roaches and the rats?
426
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,576
- And the buckets.
427
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:47,413
- Okay. I'm gonna die.
428
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,249
- So dramatic.
429
00:21:19,878 --> 00:21:21,113
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430
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