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* OH, YEAH
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* MANY A TEAR
HAS TO FALL *
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* IT'S ALL A GAME
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* LIFE IS A WONDERFUL GAME
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* WE PLAY AND PLAY
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* WORDS
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* YOU HAVE WORDS
WITH HIM *
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* HAPPY AND SAD
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* AND SWEETEST
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* WORDS
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* OH
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* OH, YEAH
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* ONCE IN A WHILE
HE WON'T CALL *
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* IT'S ALL A GAME
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* SOON HE'LL BE THERE
AT YOUR SIDE *
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* WITH A SWEET BOUQUET
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* KISS ME
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* KISS MY LIPS
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* CARESS ME
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* WITH YOUR FINGERTIPS
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* AND SWEETEST
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* WORD
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[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]
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I LOVED HER
MORE THAN ANYTHING
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
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I FELL LIKE A STONE
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THE FIRST TIME
I SAW HER.
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SHE FELL JUST AS HARD.
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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE WAS,
SHE KNEW WHY.
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KRISTY WAS
MY MATE FOR LIFE.
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KRISTEN BAINBRIDGE...
THAT WAS HER NAME.
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NOW SHE HAS MY NAME--
BRIGGS.
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WE'RE MR. AND MRS.
JEFFERSON BRIGGS,
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BUT EVERYBODY
CALLS ME JAKE--
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EXCEPT MY GRANDMOTHER.
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SHE CALLS ME BOOPER.
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HE'S TOO YOUNG,
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AND HE'S TOO IMMATURE.
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SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER.
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THERE'S LITTLE OR NO
GOLD TO BE DUG.
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HE'S PLENTY OLD.
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AND PEOPLE DON'T
MATURE ANYMORE.
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THEY STAY JACKASSES
ALL THEIR LIVES.
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THERE'S ALWAYS BEEN
A STRONG STREAK OF RATIONALITY
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AMONG THE MALES
IN THE FAMILY.
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IT'S THE WOMEN WHO
KEEP THINGS ELECTRIFIED.
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FOR CRYING OUT LOUD,
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CAN YOU PUT A SMILE
ON YOUR FACE?
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GIVE ME SOMETHING
TO SMILE ABOUT.
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RUSS AND GAYLE BAINBRIDGE,
MY IN-LAWS--
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PEOPLE THAT ONE DAY
I WOULD CALL MOM AND DAD.
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I'LL LAY YOU TWO BITS
THAT LITTLE PEA-BRAIN IS
GOING TO BE LATE.
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DON'T BE SILLY.
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YOU WOULDN'T LET ME
THROW HIM OUT WHEN
I HAD THE CHANCE.
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NOW THE LITTLE S.O.B.'S
GOING TO BE
A GODDAMN RELATIVE.
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THIS IS
WHAT KRISTY WANTS.
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PLEASE DON'T
SPOIL IT FOR HER.
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WHY?
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SHE'S IN LOVE.
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YOU CAN'T EXPECT TO BE
FOREMOST IN HER MIND.
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IT'S TIME
WE LET GO OF HER.
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TRY TO FIND THE BEAUTY
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IN THE WAY
SHE FEELS ABOUT JAKE.
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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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WHERE IN THE SWEET
NAME OF CHRIST
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IS THAT
LITTLE ASSHOLE?
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THAT'S ME, THE GROOM,
ABOUT TO CHARGE HEADLONG
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INTO THE JAWS
OF RESPONSIBILITY.
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WHAT AM I DOING?
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THAT'S DAVIS McDONALD,
MY BEST FRIEND.
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HE WAS
MY UNSANCTIONED WIFE.
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WE GOT DIVORCED
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WHEN I MARRIED KRISTY.
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HE LIKED HER.
HE MAY HAVE EVEN LOVED HER.
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ARE YOU SCARED?
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HERE I AM.
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I'M ON THE VERGE
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OF BINDING MY LIFE
TO KRISTY'S...
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AND I'VE NEVER FELT
SO ALONE.
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WE CAN SPLIT.
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BUT YOU'D BE BACK
TOMORROW.
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YOU WERE MARRIED
THE MINUTE YOU MET HER.
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16 YEARS OLD,
AND YOU WERE GONE.
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* IT'S MORE THAN A FEELING
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* MORE THAN A FEELING
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THIS IS
YOUR DESTINY--
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TO BE FOREVER CAUGHT
IN THE CROSS FIRE
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BETWEEN YOUR HEAD
AND YOUR HEART.
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DO YOU...
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DO YOU THINK
I'M GOING TO BE HAPPY?
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I MEAN, HONESTLY.
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YOU WANT TO
BE A WRITER...
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YOU WANT TO
BE A HUSBAND.
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MAYBE IT WILL WORK OUT.
WHO KNOWS?
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YEAH, YOU'LL BE HAPPY.
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YOU JUST WON'T KNOW IT,
THAT'S ALL.
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NEVER BEFORE
AND NEVER AGAIN
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DID HE NAIL A MOMENT
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MORE FIRMLY
THAN THAT AFTERNOON.
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HE'S NOT ALL THAT WISE.
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HE JUST KNEW
HIS SUBJECT MATTER
VERY, VERY WELL.
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LOOK, I'M NOT GOING TO
SAY THIS AGAIN.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO
GO THROUGH WITH THIS.
YOU CAN WALK.
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YOU SAY THE WORD,
AND WE ARE OUT OF HERE.
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MARRIAGE WILL WAIT.
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TIME WON'T.
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JAKE!
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SHIT.
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LET US ALL JOIN IN
THE LORD'S PRAYER.
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OUR FATHER,
WHO ART IN HEAVEN,
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HALLOWED BE THY NAME.
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THY KINGDOM COME,
THY WILL BE DONE,
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ON EARTH AS IT IS
IN HEAVEN.
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GIVE US THIS DAY
OUR DAILY BREAD
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AND FORGIVE US
OUR TRESPASSES...
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AMEN.
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AS WE FORGIVE THOSE
WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US.
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AND LEAD US NOT
INTO TEMPTATION,
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BUT DELIVER US
FROM EVIL,
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FOR THINE
IS THE KINGDOM
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AND THE POWER
AND THE GLORY
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FOREVER AND EVER.
AMEN.
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AMEN.
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FOR AS MUCH
AS THESE TWO PERSONS
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HAVE COME HITHER
TO BE MADE ONE
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IN THIS HOLY ESTATE,
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IF THERE BE
ANYONE HERE PRESENT
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WHO KNOWS ANY JUST CAUSE
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WHY THEY MAY NOT
LAWFULLY BE MARRIED,
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I REQUIRE HIM
TO MAKE IT KNOWN
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OR EVER AFTER
HOLD HIS PEACE.
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KRISTEN,
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WILT THOU HAVE THIS MAN
TO BE THY HUSBAND,
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AND WILT THOU
PLEDGE THY TROTH TO HIM
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IN ALL LOVE AND HONOR,
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IN ALL DUTY AND SERVICE,
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IN ALL FAITH
AND TENDERNESS,
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TO LIVE WITH HIM
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AND CHERISH HIM
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ACCORDING TO
THE ORDINANCE OF GOD
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IN THE HOLY BOND
OF MARRIAGE?
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I WILL.
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WILT THOU,
JEFFERSON,
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HAVE THIS WOMAN
TO BE THY WEDDED WIFE?
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WILT THOU COMFORT
AND KEEP HER
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IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH?
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WILT THOU PROVIDE HER
WITH CREDIT CARDS
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AND A 4-BEDROOM,
2 1/2-BATH HOME
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WITH CENTRAL AIR
AND PROFESSIONAL DECORATING?
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A MERCEDES-BENZ,
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TWO WEEKS IN THE BAHAMAS
EVERY SPRING?
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WILT THOU TRY TO REMEMBER
THE LITTLE THINGS
THAT MEAN SO MUCH,
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LIKE FLOWERS
ON HER ANNIVERSARY,
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A KIND WORD
WHEN SHE'S HAD A ROUGH DAY,
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AND AN OCCASIONAL
"GEE, HONEY,
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YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY"?
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WILT THOU BE UNDERSTANDING
WHEN SHE IS TIRED, HEADACHY,
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OR UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING,
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WHEN SHE FEELS UGLY,
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OR WHEN SHE HAS
A BIG PIMPLE ON HER CHIN?
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WILT THOU NOT BE SUCH A PIG
WHEN YOU SHAVE AND SHOWER?
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WILT THOU LISTEN PATIENTLY
TO LONG STORIES
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ABOUT KIDS' COLDS,
KITCHEN TILES, CLOTHES,
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SHOES, MAKEUP, HAIR,
SORE FEET,
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AND DECORATOR
CHECKBOOK COVERS?
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I WILL.
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FOR AS MUCH AS
KRISTEN AND JEFFERSON
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HAVE CONSENTED TOGETHER
IN HOLY WEDLOCK
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AND HAVE WITNESSED THE SAME
BEFORE GOD AND THIS COMPANY
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BY THE JOINING OF HANDS
AND THE GIVING
AND EXCHANGING OF RINGS,
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I PRONOUNCE THAT THEY
ARE HUSBAND AND WIFE.
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WHOM THEREFORE GOD
HATH JOINED TOGETHER,
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LET NO MAN PUT ASUNDER.
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YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.
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BUT...
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DON'T MESS UP HER HAIR
OR HER FACE
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BECAUSE SHE STILL HAS TO
HAVE HER PICTURE TAKEN.
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GO FOR IT.
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[WEDDING MARCH PLAYING]
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I'D GRADUATED COLLEGE
IN THE SPRING.
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AND FOR REASONS
STILL NOT CLEAR
TO EITHER OF US,
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WE DECIDED THAT
I SHOULD RETURN TO PURSUE
MY MASTER'S DEGREE.
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00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,163
KRISTY HAD EARNED
HER DEGREE
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AND INSISTED ON
WAITING FOR ME TO GET MINE
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BEFORE BEGINNING
HER CAREER.
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THERE WASN'T TIME FOR
A TRIP TO THE BAHAMAS
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OR EVEN A WEEKEND
AT NIAGARA FALLS.
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00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:14,141
WE SPENT OUR HONEYMOON
ON AN INTERSTATE HIGHWAY
BOUND FOR NEW MEXICO.
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KRISTY.
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BACK AND FORTH,
BACK AND FORTH,
BACK AND FORTH.
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00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:23,283
BABE, I GOT IT.
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BABE,
YOU'RE WRINKLING UP
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00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,126
ALL OF
THE CENTRAL STATES.
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I'M NOT.
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00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:37,030
THE WORLD'S
BIGGEST BOW TIE.
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OUR FIRST ADDRESS.
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NOT PRETTY,
BUT CHEAP.
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00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,443
AND HAPPY...
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SORT OF.
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00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:04,892
YOU DON'T LIKE FISH?
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00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,994
I LOVE FISH.
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00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:10,530
IF YOU LOVED IT, YOU'D EAT IT.
I ONLY MADE IT
BECAUSE IT'S HEALTHIER.
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00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,532
NO. I HONESTLY LOVE IT.
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IT'S JUST A LITTLE
OVERWHELMING TO HAVE, UH...
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SWORDFISH AND...
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TROUT.
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AND...
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GROUPER.
IT'S GROUPER.
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IT'S GROUPER.
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THE FRIES ARE GOOD.
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THAT'S
BREADED SMELT.
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HEY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKED,
AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GUESSING.
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I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY,
AND YOU MOCK ME. THANKS.
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AW, KRISTY,
COME ON.
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JAKE...
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I HAVE TO DO
SOMETHING WITH MYSELF.
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I HAVE TO GET A JOB
OR TAKE CLASSES OR SOMETHING.
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00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,974
NO.
YOU'RE GOING TO
WEIGH 400 POUNDS.
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I'M NOT MAD.
I DON'T LIKE FISH, EITHER.
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YOU DON'T NEED TO
GET A JOB.
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YOU DON'T NEED TO
TAKE CLASSES.
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00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:06,453
I GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
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00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:09,056
JAKE, DON'T
START THAT ON ME.
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00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,892
COLLEGE--IT'S
LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
WITH ASHTRAYS.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I'M GOING.
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SWEETIE,
YOU'RE BEING WEAK.
YOU HAVE TWO MORE YEARS.
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IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GOING RIGHT NOW.
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JUST FINISH
WHAT YOU STARTED.
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00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,870
BUT I DIDN'T
LEARN ANYTHING
AS AN UNDERGRADUATE.
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00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:26,106
I'M LEARNING LESS
IN GRADUATE SCHOOL.
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00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:28,508
DAVIS QUIT SCHOOL.
HE'S STARTING
HIS OWN BUSINESS.
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00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,879
YEAH, WITH HIS DAD'S MONEY.
I DON'T THINK YOU'D DO THAT.
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00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:34,281
AT LEAST
HIS LIFE HAS BEGUN,
235
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,284
AND MY LIFE IS ON
INDEFINITE HOLD.
236
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:39,452
YOU REALLY
WANT TO LEAVE?
237
00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:45,425
I CAN'T THINK OF
ANY REASON TO STAY.
238
00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:49,129
JEFFERSON,
CAN YOU TELL GRANDPA
239
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,166
WHY BUMBLE BUNNY
WAS SUCH A HAPPY
LITTLE RABBIT?
240
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,168
BECAUSE HE WENT
TO COLLEGE.
241
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,570
BOY, ARE YOU A SMART
LITTLE FELLA.
242
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:59,639
AND WHAT DID HE
GET IN COLLEGE?
243
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,374
A MASTER'S DEGREE.
244
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,110
A MASTER'S DEGREE.
245
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:05,612
AND WHAT DO YOU
SUPPOSE WOULD HAVE
HAPPENED TO HIM
246
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,915
IF HE HADN'T
GONE TO COLLEGE
247
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,117
AND GOTTEN THAT
MASTER'S DEGREE?
248
00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:13,120
PROBABLY END UP WORKING
ON A LOADING DOCK,
249
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,155
AND HATING EVERY
MINUTE OF IT.
250
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,556
YOU'RE GOING
TO COLLEGE
251
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,192
AND GET
A MASTER'S DEGREE,
AREN'T YOU?
252
00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:20,894
YES, SIR!
253
00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:24,231
THEN YOU'LL NEVER
END UP WORKING
ON A LOADING DOCK.
254
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,332
NO, SIR!
255
00:14:26,433 --> 00:14:28,168
COLLEGE BOY.
256
00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:35,275
HEY, MORTY,
HOW ABOUT THOSE CUBS?
257
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,609
SHUT UP.
258
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,147
SAY, MORTY,
259
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:42,649
DID YOU CATCH
THAT P.B.S. SPECIAL
LAST NIGHT,
260
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:44,551
ANIMALS OF--
SHUT UP.
261
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,320
SHUT UP!
262
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:49,556
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
263
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,594
I THINK A MAN CAN JUDGE
HIS SUCCESS OR FAILURE
264
00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:57,197
BY THE AMOUNT OF OVERTIME
HIS WIFE WORKS.
265
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,366
DON'T YOU AGREE, JAKE?
266
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:02,169
THAT'S PART OF THE JOB, DAD.
I DON'T WORK LATE
BECAUSE WE NEED THE MONEY.
267
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:03,436
WE DON'T. WE'RE FINE.
268
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,704
THAT'S TRUE, RUSS.
269
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,140
WHAT DO YOU KNOW
BUT WHAT THEY
TELL YOU?
270
00:15:07,174 --> 00:15:10,043
DID WE REALLY
RAISE HER TO
ANSWER TELEPHONES
271
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,345
AND LIVE
IN SOME SHOE BOX?
272
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:15,415
WE DIDN'T COME HERE
TO GET INSULTED, DAD.
273
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,218
AW, IS HE ABOVE CRITICISM?
274
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,021
JAKE, KRISTY TELLS ME
YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE
275
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:23,223
CALLING RUSSELL AND I
MOM AND DAD.
276
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,359
I THINK THAT'S FOOLISH.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
CALL US BY OUR--
277
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:28,695
GAYLE, WILL YOU PLEASE--
278
00:15:28,728 --> 00:15:30,263
NAMES.
279
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:37,170
IF YOU'RE GOING TO
PISS YOUR LIFE AWAY
280
00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,972
WRITING SOME GODDAMN BOOK
281
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:42,242
THAT NOBODY IS EVER
GOING TO A CRAP ABOUT,
282
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,377
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO
INVOLVE MY DAUGHTER?
283
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:47,614
LET'S SAY SHE GETS PREGNANT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
284
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:51,184
THREE CAN'T LIVE ON
WHAT YOU MAKE.
285
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,155
TWO CAN'T LIVE ON
WHAT YOU MAKE.
286
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:07,634
KRISTY, IS THE BABY
WARM ENOUGH?
287
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,602
[BABY CRYING]
288
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,038
WE'RE FINE.
289
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:14,007
SWEETIE, DON'T
BURN YOUR BOOK.
290
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,509
MAYBE WE CAN
GET SOME WOOD.
291
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:19,679
WOOD'S EXPENSIVE.
292
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,416
WORDS ARE CHEAP.
293
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,026
WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING ABOUT?
294
00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,561
NOTHING.
295
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,730
MY MOM AND I JUST GOT
MY DAD TO ADMIT
HE WAS BEING RUDE.
296
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:40,200
DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
HE WENT TO BED.
297
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,570
HE WASN'T
ENTIRELY WRONG,
YOU KNOW.
298
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:47,374
I MEAN, IF YOU
WEREN'T WORKING,
WE'D BE BROKE.
299
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,243
SO, I AM WORKING,
AND WE'RE NOT.
300
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:53,713
BUT YOU'RE MARRIED
TO A CHILD.
301
00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,348
I GOT A JOB,
302
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,350
AND I DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT I DO.
303
00:16:57,384 --> 00:16:59,686
SO, WHAT
SHOULD YOU DO?
304
00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:02,455
THE QUESTION IS,
WHAT CAN I DO?
305
00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,624
SWEETHEART,
YOU HAVE A B.A.
306
00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:07,227
IN ROMANCE LANGUAGES.
307
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,728
WHAT WAS YOUR MINOR?
308
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,730
ELIZABETHAN POETRY.
309
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:13,666
WELL, WHAT SKILLS
DO YOU HAVE?
310
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:18,571
OH, WELL. OK.
LET'S SEE.
311
00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:30,150
JEFFERSON BRIGGS.
312
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,354
CALL YOU JEFF?
313
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,655
IT'S JAKE.
314
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:41,294
OR JEFF.
315
00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:45,265
SAYS HERE YOU WORKED
FOR A JAPANESE
ADVERTISING AGENCY.
316
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,400
NETSU.
317
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,668
NETSU?
318
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,470
NETSU.
319
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:57,277
WELL, NETSU IS
ONE OF OUR FOREIGN
SUBSIDIARIES.
320
00:17:57,310 --> 00:18:00,880
HEY, WE OWN THAT.
321
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:04,117
THERE'S THOUSANDS
OF ADVERTISING AGENCIES
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
322
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,352
YOU HAPPEN TO
CHOSE ONE WE OWN.
323
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,155
THAT WAS A BAD CALL.
324
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:11,758
YOU'RE FULL OF CRAP,
AREN'T YOU?
325
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,662
YEAH.
326
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,132
AFTER THIS NETSU THING,
I GOT A LITTLE CURIOUS,
327
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,335
SO I CHECKED OUT
THE REST OF YOUR RESUME.
328
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:26,839
AND, UH, ASIDE FROM YOUR
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER...
329
00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:31,911
THERE ISN'T ONE PIECE
OF INFORMATION IN THERE
330
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,513
THAT IS TRUE.
331
00:18:33,546 --> 00:18:35,615
YOU HAVE SET
NEW STANDARDS
332
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:38,851
FOR LYING
IN THE JOB MARKET.
333
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,588
THERE'S NO QUESTION
YOU CAN WRITE,
334
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:44,691
AND TO COME IN HERE
WITH A WHOPPER LIKE THIS...
335
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:47,527
I MEAN...
336
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:49,662
YOU MUST WANT TO WORK
PRETTY BAD.
337
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,733
I NEED THE WORK.
338
00:18:53,766 --> 00:18:56,169
YOU THINK YOU CAN
MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF?
339
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,305
I THINK I CAN
MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF.
340
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,241
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT SLAVE WAGES?
341
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:04,744
SLAVE WAGES
ARE FINE.
342
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:07,680
HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT ALCOHOLICS?
343
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,353
I LIKE ALCOHOLICS?
344
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,588
I GOT THE JOB.
345
00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:17,690
WE CELEBRATED
WITH CHINESE FOOD,
346
00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:22,629
AND KRISTY BOUGHT ME
TWO SUITS, SIX TIES,
AND A COMMUTER RAIL PASS.
347
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,964
I WAS BEING PAID
TO WRITE.
348
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:26,566
NOT NOVELS. ADS.
349
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:28,868
PEOPLE WERE TAKING NOTICE
OF MY ABILITY.
350
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:30,603
THERE WAS SOMETHING
FRESH AND EXCITING
351
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,706
IN THE WAY I WROTE
ABOUT DISPOSABLE DIAPERS.
352
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,509
I WAS MEETING MY SHARE
OF THE OBLIGATIONS
353
00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,678
TO THE LIFE KRISTY AND I
WERE MAKING.
354
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:43,650
THERE WAS FINALLY
A FUTURE IN MY FUTURE.
355
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,685
SO, WHY DID I FEEL
356
00:19:45,718 --> 00:19:48,955
LIKE THE WORLD
WAS CLOSING IN ON ME?
357
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,926
NOW THAT I HAD A REAL JOB
AND KRISTY WAS
MOVING UP IN HER COMPANY,
358
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,928
WE WERE ABLE TO BUY
A THREE-BEDROOM MORTGAGE
359
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:59,232
WITH TWO BATHS
AND A MONTHLY PAYMENT.
360
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,537
MY MOTHER OFFERED
TO BUY US A COUCH.
361
00:20:04,571 --> 00:20:07,707
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY
YOU TURNED HER DOWN.
362
00:20:08,908 --> 00:20:10,943
TWO REASONS.
363
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,879
FIRST, SHE WANTED
TO PICK IT OUT
364
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:16,416
AND, THEREFORE, MAKE SURE
I DECORATE THE HOUSE
TO HER TASTE.
365
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,451
SECOND, IF YOUR MOTHER
BOUGHT US A COUCH,
366
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:21,688
SHE'D WANT TO COME OVER
ALL THE TIME AND ADMIRE IT.
367
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,824
WOULD THAT BE
SO TERRIBLE?
368
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,426
LET'S NOT FIGHT.
369
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:27,627
WHO'S FIGHTING?
370
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,995
YOU'RE GETTING READY.
371
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,664
NO, NO, NO. YOU MADE
THE NASTY REMARK.
372
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:33,466
IT WASN'T NASTY.
IT WAS TRUE.
373
00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,768
WHAT DID YOUR MOTHER SAY
THE FIRST TIME
SHE CAME OVER HERE?
374
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:38,004
SHE SAID THAT THEY
LIKED THE PLACE.
375
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:40,540
TO YOU. WHAT DID SHE SAY TO ME?
I DON'T REMEMBER.
376
00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,775
SHE SAID, AND I QUOTE,
"IT'S AMAZING HOW LITTLE
377
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:44,877
YOUR HOUSING DOLLAR
BUYS TODAY."
378
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:49,749
KRISTY, SHE WAS
MERELY STATING
A SIMPLE ECONOMIC FACT.
379
00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,651
EVERY TIME FAMILY
COMES UP, WE FIGHT,
380
00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,553
SO, WHY DON'T WE
DROP IT?
381
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:56,923
I CAN HANDLE IT. YOU CAN'T.
THAT'S WHAT'S BOTHERING YOU.
382
00:20:56,956 --> 00:20:59,592
Kristy: THIS IS OUR HOUSE.
WE'LL HAVE OUR OWN FAMILY,
OUR OWN LIFE.
383
00:20:59,626 --> 00:21:02,562
YOUR FAMILY AND MY FAMILY
DON'T MATTER.
384
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,997
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
MY FAMILY OVER ONCE.
385
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,533
THEY WERE OVER ONCE.
386
00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,034
THEY'LL BE OVER AGAIN.
387
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,371
NOTHING THAT YOU CAN
SAY OR DO IS GONNA
CHANGE THE FACT
388
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:13,540
THAT THEY ARE
MY FLESH AND BLOOD.
389
00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:16,042
IF THEY'RE YOUR
FLESH AND BLOOD, WHAT AM I?
390
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:17,944
YOU'RE MY WIFE.
391
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:19,812
YOU'RE NOT
MY FLESH AND BLOOD.
392
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,615
WHY DON'T YOU GO MOVE IN
WITH THEM, THEN?
393
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,817
YOU SHARE
FLESH AND BLOOD WITH THEM.
394
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,086
WITH ME, IT'S JUST
GOLD BANDS AND BATH TOWELS.
395
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,621
THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.
396
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:31,624
THEY'RE YOUR FLESH
AND BLOOD. I'M NOT.
397
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,962
I'M JUST THE ASSHOLE
WHO MARRIED YOU.
398
00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:37,730
YOU MEAN THAT?
399
00:21:39,666 --> 00:21:40,900
NO.
400
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,635
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
401
00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:44,404
VERY.
402
00:21:44,437 --> 00:21:46,038
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
403
00:21:46,072 --> 00:21:48,908
[DOOR CLOSES]
404
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:52,311
YOU DIDN'T PUT THE END TABLE
ON THE END OF ANYTHING.
405
00:21:58,017 --> 00:22:00,887
THE JOB, THE HOUSE,
THE FURNITURE, THE FIGHTS--
406
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,489
THOSE WERE SYMPTOMS.
407
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:04,524
THE DISEASE
WAS GROWING UP.
408
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:07,527
AND IT WAS HAPPENING FASTER
THAN I EVER IMAGINED POSSIBLE.
409
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,396
IN THE BACK OF MY MIND,
410
00:22:09,429 --> 00:22:11,664
I THOUGHT I MIGHT BE
THE MYTHICAL IMMORTAL ONE,
411
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,634
THE TRUE PETER PAN.
412
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:16,469
I WAS SORELY MISTAKEN.
413
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:27,747
WE CAN'T AFFORD THIS.
414
00:22:34,954 --> 00:22:36,589
GOOD-BYE.
415
00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:39,726
* IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHY
416
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:43,530
* ALL THE LOVE THAT
YOU LONG FOR ELUDES YOU *
417
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:44,897
* AND PEOPLE ARE RUDE
418
00:22:44,931 --> 00:22:47,867
I'LL MISS YOU.
* AND CRUEL TO YOU
419
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,571
* I'LL TELL YOU WHY
420
00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:54,006
* I'LL TELL YOU WHY
421
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:57,677
* I'LL TELL YOU WHY
422
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,646
* OH, OH
423
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,849
* YOU JUST HAVEN'T
EARNED IT YET, BABY *
424
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:06,586
* YOU JUST HAVEN'T
EARNED IT, SON *
425
00:23:06,619 --> 00:23:09,822
* YOU JUST HAVEN'T
EARNED IT YET, BABY *
426
00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:14,026
* AND I'M TELLING YOU NOW
427
00:23:16,829 --> 00:23:18,064
[NEW SONG BEGINS]
428
00:23:18,097 --> 00:23:23,135
* HOW SWEET IT IS
TO BE LOVED BY YOU *
429
00:23:23,169 --> 00:23:24,971
* YES, BABY
430
00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:26,906
* HMM MM-MMM
431
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:30,910
* HOW SWEET IT IS
TO BE LOVED BY YOU *
432
00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:32,879
HE'S GOING TO
BURN THEM.
433
00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:35,114
HEY, CYNTHIA,
HE'S GONNA BURN THEM.
434
00:23:35,147 --> 00:23:37,750
GREGORY,
PUT THAT DOWN.
435
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:39,118
YOU KNOW WHAT TWO THINGS
436
00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,087
I LIKE
ABOUT YOU MOST, BRIGGSIE?
437
00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,489
CAN'T IMAGINE.
438
00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:45,191
YOUR WIFE
AND YOUR LAWN MOWER.
439
00:23:45,224 --> 00:23:46,759
I'VE SEEN YOUR WIFE.
440
00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,661
WHAT KIND OF MOWER
YOU GOT, BRIGGSIE?
441
00:23:48,695 --> 00:23:51,664
UH, IT'S, THAT,
YOU KNOW,
442
00:23:51,698 --> 00:23:53,466
THE KIND YOU
DON'T HAVE TO PUSH,
443
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,536
BUT, UH, BUT YOU
DO IT STANDING UP.
444
00:23:56,569 --> 00:23:58,137
A POWER MOWER.
445
00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,573
WHAT BRAND?
446
00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,612
I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU.
447
00:24:05,645 --> 00:24:08,180
IT WAS A GIFT,
AND I NEVER LOOKED.
448
00:24:08,214 --> 00:24:09,816
WAIT A MINUTE.
449
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:11,684
YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT KIND OF MOWER YOU GOT?
450
00:24:11,718 --> 00:24:14,787
WHEN YOU GOT IT,
DIDN'T YOU HAVE
ANY SPECS THAT CAME WITH IT?
451
00:24:14,821 --> 00:24:16,923
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW
WHAT KIND OF MOWER YOU GOT?
452
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,091
YOU GOT
A BIG YARD KING 410.
453
00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,160
A YARD KING 410.
REMEMBER THAT.
454
00:24:21,193 --> 00:24:22,829
410 IS FOR SHIT.
455
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,130
I LIKE THE OLD 380.
456
00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,998
YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
457
00:24:26,032 --> 00:24:28,801
THE GRASS CATCHER ON THE 410
IS 1/3 MORE CAPACITY
THAN THE 380.
458
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,503
THAT ALONE
MAKES IT A BETTER UNIT.
459
00:24:30,537 --> 00:24:33,005
DOESN'T MATTER
HOW MUCH CUBIC FEET
YOU CAN GET OF--
460
00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:35,174
I DON'T CARE--
HORSESHIT IN
THAT GODDAMN THING.
461
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:36,909
THE 410'S GOING TO
FALL APART.
462
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:38,578
IT'S GOT
A PLASTIC FLYWHEEL.
463
00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:40,112
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
A MAJOR LAWSUIT
ON YOUR HANDS.
464
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,180
YOU'RE ASKING
FOR IT.
465
00:24:41,213 --> 00:24:43,716
THE GOVERNMENT
WILL NOT BUY 410
466
00:24:43,750 --> 00:24:46,953
BECAUSE OF THE DANGER
INVOLVED WITH
THE PLASTIC FLYWHEEL.
467
00:24:46,986 --> 00:24:48,688
PUT THAT DOWN!
468
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:53,526
WHERE DO YOU WORK?
469
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:56,663
I'M A RESEARCH ANALYST
AT COMTEX.
470
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,297
I WIN.
471
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:01,133
LYNN BET ME A BOX
OF POP-TARTS
THAT YOU WERE A LAWYER.
472
00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,669
SEE, EVERY
CAREER WOMAN
473
00:25:02,702 --> 00:25:04,604
WHO'S MOVED INTO
THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
474
00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,574
ALWAYS OFFERS TO
BRING SOMETHING THAT
NOBODY'S EVER HEARD OF.
475
00:25:07,607 --> 00:25:10,276
WHAT WAS THAT THING THAT
SHEILA WALKER-REYNOLDS
MADE LAST YEAR?
476
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:13,079
DO YOU REMEMBER?
IT WAS RED.
477
00:25:13,112 --> 00:25:16,115
GOAT CHEESE RAVIOLI.
478
00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,249
NO, THAT WASN'T IT.
479
00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:19,185
I BEG YOUR PARDON.
IT CERTAINLY WAS.
480
00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,287
HANK ASKED HER
WHAT IT WAS,
SHE TOLD HIM,
481
00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:23,155
AND THEN HE SPIT IT OUT
IN THE GUTTER.
482
00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:25,592
THEN THE THACKERY'S DOG
GOT AHOLD OF IT
AND ATE IT--
483
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,193
LET ME TELL YOU
ANOTHER THING.
484
00:25:27,226 --> 00:25:29,862
GIVE YOU A PIECE
OF PHILOSOPHY--
WIVES ARE LIKE LAWN MOWERS.
485
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,898
FANCY ONES
WEAR OUT REAL FAST.
486
00:25:31,931 --> 00:25:34,100
GOOD, SOLID ONES
LAST A LIFETIME.
487
00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:37,003
THIS FROM A MAN WHO GOES THROUGH
TWO GARDEN HOSES A SEASON.
488
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,005
DON'T START. MY POINT IS
STILL VALID, PINHEAD.
489
00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,907
I'M NOT MARRIED
TO MY GARDEN HOSE.
490
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:43,710
IT'S A GOOD THING,
'CAUSE YOU'D BE
ON YOUR 18th WIFE.
491
00:25:43,743 --> 00:25:45,745
THERE'S SOME HUMOR
FOR YOU. THERE'S HUMOR.
492
00:25:45,778 --> 00:25:47,780
THAT IS SUPPOSED TO
BE HUMOR.
493
00:25:47,814 --> 00:25:50,717
HE BUYS THAT
CHEAP VINYL CRAP
THAT YOU CAN'T ROLL UP.
494
00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:53,786
AND THE SUN BEATS DOWN ON IT
AND HEATS THE WATER ALL UP.
495
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:55,121
AND THEN WHEN HE GOES
TO WASH HIS DOG,
496
00:25:55,154 --> 00:25:57,156
HE SCALDS
THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
497
00:25:57,189 --> 00:26:01,127
WOOF! WOOF! WOOF!
HANK'S WASHING
HIS DOG AGAIN!
498
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:03,262
IT HAPPENED ONCE.
TWICE.
499
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:05,197
FELLAS, I GOTTA--
YOU CAN'T COUNT.
500
00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:06,999
I GOT A THING
I GOTTA CHECK ON.
501
00:26:07,033 --> 00:26:08,134
SOMETHING I SAID?
502
00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:10,803
HEY, BRIGGSIE? BRIGGSIE.
503
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,972
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
504
00:26:13,005 --> 00:26:16,809
WHAT DO YOU DO
UP IN THAT ROOM
LATE AT NIGHT?
505
00:26:16,843 --> 00:26:19,879
I'VE SEEN YOU UP THERE.
AND YOUR HANDS ARE
DOING WEIRD THINGS.
506
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:21,347
WRITING A BOOK.
507
00:26:22,982 --> 00:26:24,216
A BOOK?
508
00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:27,319
IT WAS SCOOTER ALBERT
THAT ATE THE BALLOON.
509
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:29,155
YOU REMEMBER--
THE LITTLE
CROSS-EYED BOY
510
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,690
WITH THE IMPETIGO.
511
00:26:30,723 --> 00:26:32,892
SCOOTER ALBERT WAS THE ONE
WHO DREW THE BOOBIES
512
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,727
ON HEATHER'S
CABBAGE PATCH DOLL?
513
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:35,995
NO. HE'S--
514
00:26:36,028 --> 00:26:37,630
CAN YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A SECOND?
515
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,865
OH, YEAH.
516
00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,170
LISTEN,
517
00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,173
IF YOUR WIFE WAS IN
AS GOOD CONDITION
AS HIS DOES,
518
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,976
WOULD YOU BE
SITTING UP ALL NIGHT
WRITING A BOOK?
519
00:26:50,009 --> 00:26:51,343
LOOK AT THOSE GUYS.
520
00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:53,345
WHAT ARE THEY
TALKING ABOUT?
521
00:26:53,379 --> 00:26:54,714
THREE GUESSES.
522
00:26:56,883 --> 00:26:58,685
WHAT IS THIS?
523
00:26:58,718 --> 00:26:59,919
KEN!
524
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:03,690
KEN! I'M TALKING TO YOU.
525
00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,224
YO!
526
00:27:05,257 --> 00:27:08,294
WOULD YOU BRING
THE PICNIC TABLE
AROUND TO THE FRONT?
527
00:27:08,327 --> 00:27:10,162
YOU'RE UP.
528
00:27:10,196 --> 00:27:12,865
HANK,
HELP HIM!
529
00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,867
HE CAN
DO IT HIMSELF.
530
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:16,736
YOU HAVEN'T
DONE A THING
531
00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,304
TO GET READY
FOR THIS!
532
00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:21,007
I DID. I WASHED THE DOG.
DIDN'T I WASH THE DOG?
533
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:24,076
Lynn:
YOU BURNED THE DOG!
534
00:27:26,112 --> 00:27:31,217
* HOW SWEET IT IS
TO BE LOVED BY YOU *
535
00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:34,821
* TELL THE TRUTH, BABY
536
00:27:34,854 --> 00:27:39,425
* HOW SWEET IT IS
TO BE LOVED BY YOU *
537
00:27:39,458 --> 00:27:41,694
* WELL, IT'S
LIKE SUGAR... *
538
00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,949
YOU GUYS HAVE REALLY
GOT TO COME TO
NEW YORK SOMETIME.
539
00:28:02,982 --> 00:28:06,018
I KNOW. AND WE TALK ABOUT--
TRY AND TO CONVINCE KRISTY...
540
00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:07,386
I REALLY WANT TO.
541
00:28:07,419 --> 00:28:10,389
I MEAN, IT MAKES
CHICAGO LOOK LIKE...
542
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,091
CHICAGO.
543
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:18,364
DO YOU WORK, ERIN?
544
00:28:18,397 --> 00:28:20,032
SHE MODELS.
545
00:28:20,066 --> 00:28:21,834
OH. OH, REALLY.
546
00:28:21,868 --> 00:28:23,469
I JUST DID A VIDEO.
547
00:28:23,502 --> 00:28:25,204
ARE YOU IN A BAND? OR--
548
00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:26,906
NO, I'M NOT
IN A BAND.
549
00:28:26,939 --> 00:28:28,875
WHAT IS IT THAT
YOU DO EXACTLY?
550
00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,376
GIVE ME YOUR GLASS.
551
00:28:30,409 --> 00:28:33,112
SURE. IT'S DIET.
IS THAT OK?
552
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,246
FIGURES.
553
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,417
AHH.
554
00:28:42,488 --> 00:28:44,056
OOH!
555
00:28:46,192 --> 00:28:48,460
THAT'S GREAT.
556
00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:51,197
THAT'S--THAT'S TERRIFIC.
557
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,965
THAT'S REALLY,
REALLY GOOD.
558
00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:55,768
IT'S JUST RUNNING
IN CLUBS RIGHT NOW
559
00:28:55,802 --> 00:28:58,971
'CAUSE M.T.V. REJECTED IT
BECAUSE OF THE NUDITY.
560
00:28:59,005 --> 00:29:01,808
YOU'RE KIDDING.
561
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:05,778
OH! IT'S RIDICULOUS.
THAT IS RIDICULOUS.
562
00:29:05,812 --> 00:29:07,479
BIG DEAL.
I'M WEARING
A FUCKING G-STRING.
563
00:29:07,513 --> 00:29:09,548
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
I DIDN'T EVEN BEND OVER.
564
00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:11,217
Jake: THAT'S NOT
THAT CONTROVERSIAL
565
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,518
IF YOU
HAVEN'T BENT OVER.
566
00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:15,955
REALLY. THAT'S
THAT'S NOT, UH...
567
00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:21,828
HOW LONG YOU TWO
BEEN MARRIED?
568
00:29:21,861 --> 00:29:23,529
YOU ARE MARRIED,
RIGHT?
569
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,865
OH, YEAH. ABSOLUTELY.
570
00:29:25,898 --> 00:29:27,967
GOT THE BAND OF GOLD.
571
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,536
IT'S, UH...
572
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:32,138
TWO YEARS, BABE.
573
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:34,040
TWO YEARS.
574
00:29:37,476 --> 00:29:40,279
HOW LONG ARE YOU
STAYING IN TOWN?
575
00:29:40,312 --> 00:29:42,014
A FEW DAYS.
576
00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:45,084
ERIN'S MOTHER
DIED LAST NIGHT,
577
00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:47,153
SO, WE'RE GONNA DO
THE WHOLE FUNERAL...
578
00:29:47,186 --> 00:29:48,154
BULLSHIT.
579
00:29:48,187 --> 00:29:49,388
THAT WHOLE SCENE.
580
00:29:49,421 --> 00:29:50,990
YEAH,
DAVIS MADE ME COME.
581
00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,025
I THINK HE JUST
MISSES CHICAGO,
582
00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:54,861
IF THAT'S POSSIBLE.
583
00:29:54,894 --> 00:29:56,428
I'M A NEW YORKER.
584
00:29:56,462 --> 00:29:58,330
I HATE
EVERYPLACE ELSE.
585
00:29:58,364 --> 00:30:00,032
I KNOW.
I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
586
00:30:00,066 --> 00:30:01,300
AND L.A.--
I CAN TAKE L.A.
587
00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,369
I WON'T PUKE
IF I'M IN L.A.
588
00:30:03,402 --> 00:30:05,271
OH, YEAH. L.A. IS NICE.
589
00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:07,239
WE'VE NEVER BEEN
TO L.A.
590
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:10,342
'COURSE, WE'VE
NEVER BEEN TO L.A.,
BUT I HEAR IT'S NICE.
591
00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:11,978
YEAH, RIGHT.
592
00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:14,446
I'M SO SORRY ABOUT
YOUR MOTHER, ERIN.
593
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,082
YOU AND
NEIMAN MARCUS.
594
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,122
ARE YOU STAYING
WITH FAMILY?
595
00:30:23,155 --> 00:30:24,991
WE'RE DOWNTOWN AT
THE RITZ-CARLTON.
596
00:30:25,024 --> 00:30:27,426
TRAGIC ERROR COMING UP.
597
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:28,928
READY?
598
00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,196
1...
599
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:31,297
2...
600
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:33,065
3...
601
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:35,968
A HOTEL?
DON'T BE SILLY.
602
00:30:36,002 --> 00:30:37,436
WHY DON'T YOU
STAY HERE?
603
00:30:42,574 --> 00:30:44,310
WHAT?
604
00:30:44,343 --> 00:30:46,245
WHAT DO YOU
MEAN "WHAT?"
605
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:49,248
OH, COME ON.
AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE
MY BEST FRIEND STAY IN A HOTEL?
606
00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:52,384
BEST FRIEND, MY ASS.
YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM
IN TWO YEARS,
607
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:55,421
AND IN THAT TIME,
HE HAS TURNED INTO
A COMPLETE JERK.
608
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:56,956
EXCUSE ME?
YOU HEARD ME.
609
00:30:56,989 --> 00:30:59,091
AND HIS GIRLFRIEND
IS NAUSEATING.
610
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,392
NAUSEATING?
611
00:31:00,426 --> 00:31:02,494
HER MOTHER DIED
LAST NIGHT!
612
00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:05,064
BUT SHE DIDN'T
WANT TO COME!
613
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:07,133
SHE MODELS NUDE
IN VIDEOS!
614
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,201
SHE WASN'T NUDE, THOUGH!
SHE WAS WEARING
ONE OF THOSE G-THINGS.
615
00:31:09,235 --> 00:31:11,237
IT PROBABLY
WASN'T A VIDEO.
616
00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:13,239
MAYBE HER MOTHER
WASN'T A VERY NICE PERSON.
617
00:31:13,272 --> 00:31:14,974
I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAS
OR IF SHE WASN'T!
618
00:31:15,007 --> 00:31:16,675
THAT BITCH
HAS NO FEELINGS!
619
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:20,246
AND IT MAKES ME SICK
SHE'S SLEEPING
IN OUR HOUSE!
620
00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:23,282
I'LL HAVE TO
BURN THE SHEETS!
621
00:31:23,315 --> 00:31:25,051
WHAT IF IT WAS
ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS, HUH?
622
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,518
WHAT IF THE SHOE
WAS ON THE OTHER FOOT?
623
00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,921
I'D GO BAREFOOT!
624
00:31:28,955 --> 00:31:31,523
OH...DON'T GIVE ME
THAT RIGHTEOUS POSE.
625
00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:33,459
MOVE! MOVE!
WHAT?
626
00:31:33,492 --> 00:31:36,162
SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
TELL ME. TELL ME. TELL ME!
627
00:31:36,195 --> 00:31:38,030
YOU WANT ME TO
THROW THEM OUT IN THE SNOW?
628
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,932
YES.
YOU'D LIKE THAT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
629
00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:41,267
YES.
WELL, FORGET IT!
630
00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:43,102
YOU'RE NOT SLEEPING
IN THIS BED!
631
00:31:43,135 --> 00:31:44,403
OH, REALLY?
632
00:31:44,436 --> 00:31:47,006
ANYWHERE BUT
IN THIS ROOM
OR IN THIS BED!
633
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:48,574
ISN'T IT GONNA BE
A LITTLE BIT EMBARRASSING
634
00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:50,276
TO HAVE DAVIS KNOW
THAT WE'RE FIGHTING?
635
00:31:50,309 --> 00:31:51,477
NOT TO ME.
636
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,145
OK, FINE! FORGET IT!
637
00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:54,380
FORGET IT!
638
00:31:56,115 --> 00:31:58,184
BUT IF HE ASKS...
639
00:31:58,217 --> 00:32:00,019
I'M TELLING HIM
EVERYTHING.
640
00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:01,253
DON'T FORGET
TO TELL HIM
641
00:32:01,287 --> 00:32:04,523
HOW I FEEL ABOUT
HIS GIRLFRIEND!
642
00:32:04,556 --> 00:32:08,027
SHE'S GOT SOME LUNGS
WHEN SHE WANTS THEM.
643
00:32:09,728 --> 00:32:11,263
JERK.
644
00:32:17,503 --> 00:32:21,407
I NEVER THOUGHT THIS IS
WHERE YOU'D END UP.
645
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,143
I LIKE IT HERE.
646
00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,478
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, PAL.
647
00:32:26,512 --> 00:32:28,714
YOU WANT TO BE A WRITER,
YOU MOVE TO NEW YORK.
648
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,682
YOU LIVE HERE,
THERE'S NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT.
649
00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:33,419
NOTHING HAPPENS. I'M JUST
BEING HONEST WITH YOU, JAKE.
650
00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:36,055
I SEE YOU DEAD
IN THE WATER FACE DOWN.
651
00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:39,491
YOU ARE ROTTING.
WHAT IS THIS?
652
00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:40,726
GIVE ME THAT.
653
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,562
IT'S MY PORCELAIN
UDDER BUDDY.
654
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:47,033
IT'S A DAIRY DISPENSER.
655
00:32:47,066 --> 00:32:48,700
DELIGHTFUL.
656
00:32:48,734 --> 00:32:50,469
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN HERE
FOR FOUR HOURS.
657
00:32:50,502 --> 00:32:52,471
HOW DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME?
658
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:54,006
LOOK AT
THE WAY THAT YOU LIVE.
659
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,075
IT'S BORING. IT'S TORPID.
660
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,709
I MEAN, MY GOD.
661
00:32:57,743 --> 00:33:00,679
"HO HO HO.
COCKTAILS AND MISTLETOE."
662
00:33:00,712 --> 00:33:02,314
YEAH.
663
00:33:02,348 --> 00:33:04,516
LET'S BOP ON OVER TO
WALT AND SHIRLEY'S HOUSE
664
00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:06,552
FOR A LITTLE EGGNOG
AND YULE LOG.
665
00:33:06,585 --> 00:33:07,719
WISE-ASS.
666
00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:09,721
YOU BELIEVE IN THIS!
667
00:33:09,755 --> 00:33:11,590
SHOULD I LIVE LIKE YOU?
668
00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,325
YES.
I CAN'T.
669
00:33:13,359 --> 00:33:14,626
WHY NOT?
670
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:16,462
BECAUSE YOU LIVE
FOR YOURSELF.
I DON'T.
671
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,364
I HAVE KRISTY.
672
00:33:22,668 --> 00:33:25,337
YOU WANT SOME MORE TRUTH?
673
00:33:25,371 --> 00:33:26,472
NO.
674
00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:29,341
TOO BAD.
675
00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:32,644
IT'S RUDE AND IT'S WRONG.
BUT IT'S RIGHT ON THE MONEY.
676
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:35,547
SHE'S HOLDING YOU BACK, MAN.
677
00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,185
YOU ARE A DROWNING MAN,
678
00:33:39,218 --> 00:33:41,487
AND SHE IS AN ANCHOR
AROUND YOUR NECK.
679
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,423
SHE IS MAKING ALL THE CHOICES
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
680
00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:46,392
NO. NO.
YES.
681
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,096
I LOVE KRISTY.
682
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:52,364
SHE'S THE SWEETEST GIRL
IN THE WORLD,
683
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:56,435
AND SHE DOESN'T HAVE
A MEAN BONE IN HER BODY.
684
00:33:56,468 --> 00:34:00,606
BUT I LOVE YOU LIKE A BROTHER.
AND YOU KNOW THAT.
685
00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,444
AND THIS HURTS LIKE HELL
TO SAY,
686
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:08,046
AND MAYBE I'M WRONG...
687
00:34:10,216 --> 00:34:11,717
BUT I MISS YOU.
688
00:34:13,619 --> 00:34:16,422
I MISS YOU VERY MUCH.
689
00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,562
I MISS OUR FRIENDSHIP...
690
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,232
VERY MUCH.
691
00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:32,738
KISS ME.
692
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,814
HEY, REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID, THOUGH.
693
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,316
WHAT ABOUT ERIN?
694
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,385
WHAT ABOUT ERIN?
695
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:47,719
DON'T YOU HAVE ANY
FEELINGS FOR HER?
696
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:49,555
NO, I DO NOT HAVE
ANY FEELINGS FOR HER,
697
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,757
AND I HOPE TO GOD
SHE DOESN'T HAVE
ANY FEELINGS FOR ME.
698
00:34:51,790 --> 00:34:54,360
YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE
FEELINGS FOR SOMEBODY
TO GO TO BED WITH THEM.
699
00:34:54,393 --> 00:34:56,362
AND THE MERE FACT
THAT YOU MENTION THAT
700
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:59,498
IS AN INDICATION OF
HOW PAROCHIAL
YOUR THINKING HAS BECOME.
701
00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,700
UH-UH.
702
00:35:01,733 --> 00:35:04,336
I DON'T THINK THERE'S
ANYTHING PAROCHIAL
703
00:35:04,370 --> 00:35:06,205
ABOUT A MAN
LOVING A WOMAN.
704
00:35:06,238 --> 00:35:07,873
SAVE THAT FOR
THE BROADWAY SHOW LYRICS,
705
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,276
BUT THAT'S NOTHING
TO LIVE YOUR LIFE BY.
706
00:35:10,309 --> 00:35:12,878
I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED
IN YOU, JAKE.
707
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,713
VERY DISAPPOINTED.
708
00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:16,915
YOU SHOULD BE DOING
MORE THAN THIS.
709
00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,884
I'M DOING JUST FINE.
710
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,552
YOU CAN THINK THAT.
711
00:35:20,586 --> 00:35:21,787
I DO.
712
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:25,391
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE
THAN GETTING LAID.
713
00:35:27,393 --> 00:35:29,428
YOU CAN THINK THAT, TOO.
714
00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,835
* CHUKKAH
715
00:36:13,939 --> 00:36:15,341
* CHUKKAH
716
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,714
* CHUKKAH
717
00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:25,851
* CHUKKAH
718
00:36:25,884 --> 00:36:27,253
* COME AND GET IT
* COME AND GET IT
719
00:36:27,286 --> 00:36:29,255
* COME AND GET IT
720
00:36:29,288 --> 00:36:31,657
I LOVE THIS PLACE.
721
00:36:31,690 --> 00:36:33,259
THIS IS GREAT.
722
00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:36,262
CAN YOU BELIEVE
3 BUCKS FOR A BEER?
723
00:36:36,295 --> 00:36:38,797
I--I PAID 3--
I LOVE THAT.
724
00:36:38,830 --> 00:36:40,566
I LOVE--IT'S GREAT.
725
00:36:54,580 --> 00:36:55,614
* CHUKKAH
726
00:36:55,647 --> 00:36:57,015
* D-D-D-D-D-D
727
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,451
* D-D-D-D-D-D
728
00:36:59,485 --> 00:37:01,620
* DESIRE
729
00:37:01,653 --> 00:37:02,688
* CHUKKAH
730
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,523
* D-D-D-D-D-D
731
00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:06,758
* D-D-D-D-D-D
732
00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:09,628
* DESIRE
733
00:37:09,661 --> 00:37:10,629
* CHUKKAH
734
00:37:10,662 --> 00:37:12,798
* D-D-D-D-D-D
735
00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:13,999
* CHUKKAH
736
00:37:14,032 --> 00:37:16,635
* DESIRE
737
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:17,669
* CHUKKAH
738
00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,405
* D-D-D-D-D-D
739
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,539
* D-D-D-D-D-D
740
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:21,540
* CHUKKAH
741
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,842
* DESIRE
742
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,843
* CHUKKAH
743
00:37:24,876 --> 00:37:26,478
* SUGAR
744
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:31,550
* I'VE BEEN MISSIN' YOU
745
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,552
* AND I'VE BEEN WONDERIN'
746
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,824
* WHERE IT IS
YOU'RE HIDING *
747
00:37:38,857 --> 00:37:43,795
* I'VE BEEN A BALL OF FIRE
748
00:37:43,829 --> 00:37:46,965
* IN YOUR ARMS, DESIRE
749
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:49,568
* AND I'VE BEEN WONDERIN'
750
00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:53,572
* WHERE IT IS
YOU'RE HIDING *
751
00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:55,307
* CHUKKAH
752
00:37:55,341 --> 00:37:57,843
* WHAT YOU GET
IS WHAT YOU SEE *
753
00:37:57,876 --> 00:37:58,844
* CHUKKAH
754
00:37:58,877 --> 00:38:01,079
* DESIRE
755
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,448
* CHUKKAH
756
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,983
* WHAT YOU GET
IS WHAT YOU SEE *
757
00:38:05,016 --> 00:38:06,017
* CHUKKAH
758
00:38:06,051 --> 00:38:08,320
* DESIRE
759
00:38:08,354 --> 00:38:11,623
* I'VE BEEN WONDERIN'
760
00:38:11,657 --> 00:38:13,024
BE RIGHT BACK, OK?
761
00:38:13,058 --> 00:38:15,894
YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE?
762
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,897
* AND I'VE BEEN WONDERING
763
00:38:18,930 --> 00:38:22,801
* WHERE IT IS
YOU'RE HIDING *
764
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:37,783
* WHERE IT IS
YOU'RE HIDIN' *
765
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:39,084
* CHUKKAH
766
00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:42,020
* WHAT YOU GET
IS WHAT YOU SEE *
767
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:43,121
* CHUKKAH
768
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,457
* DESIRE
769
00:38:45,491 --> 00:38:46,625
* CHUKKAH
770
00:38:46,658 --> 00:38:50,095
* WHAT YOU GET
IS WHAT YOU SEE *
771
00:39:02,441 --> 00:39:03,709
ENJOYING THE MUSIC?
772
00:39:07,779 --> 00:39:09,948
SORRY. THE LADIES' ROOM
WAS TOO CROWDED.
773
00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:11,617
YOU DON'T MIND, DO YOU?
774
00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:14,453
NO. NO. NO.
775
00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:34,072
DO YOU COME HERE
A LOT?
776
00:39:34,105 --> 00:39:37,709
WELL...I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU'D SAY A LOT,
777
00:39:37,743 --> 00:39:39,511
BUT TWICE TONIGHT,
778
00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:41,447
BUT I HAD COFFEE
EARLIER.
779
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,048
THEN I HAD A BEER.
780
00:39:43,081 --> 00:39:45,784
I MEANT THE PLACE.
THE CLUB?
781
00:39:45,817 --> 00:39:47,052
OH.
782
00:39:50,789 --> 00:39:51,857
CIAO.
783
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:06,905
HI, LEFTY.
784
00:40:06,938 --> 00:40:08,907
HOW'S THE NEIGHBORHOOD
GIGOLO?
785
00:40:11,109 --> 00:40:13,812
WELL, LEFTY BOY,
786
00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:15,981
ABOUT THIS, UH,
VALERIE BLAKE,
787
00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,649
IS SHE...
YOU KNOW, HUH?
788
00:40:17,683 --> 00:40:20,085
YOU KNOW...
789
00:40:20,118 --> 00:40:23,088
CRAWLING AROUND IN THAT
WARPED LITTLE MIND OF YOURS.
790
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,056
WHAT ARE YOU GETTING
SO MAD ABOUT?
791
00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:28,159
I DON'T LIKE THE INNUENDO
IN YOUR VOICE.
792
00:40:39,905 --> 00:40:41,039
KRISTY.
793
00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,509
[SQUEAK]
794
00:40:43,542 --> 00:40:45,744
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
795
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:46,912
KRIS?
796
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:52,718
OH, MY GOD.
797
00:41:32,724 --> 00:41:33,859
[CREAK]
798
00:41:53,344 --> 00:41:54,713
HELLO, JAKE.
799
00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,588
YOU DIDN'T
LOCK THE DOOR,
800
00:42:02,621 --> 00:42:03,989
IS IT ALL RIGHT
THAT I CAME IN?
801
00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:05,323
HOW'D YOU FIND ME?
802
00:42:05,356 --> 00:42:08,126
I'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU.
803
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,197
YOU MUST KNOW THAT
I DON'T MAKE A HABIT
804
00:42:12,230 --> 00:42:14,199
OF WALKING
INTO PEOPLE'S HOUSES.
805
00:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,602
IT'S OK.
806
00:42:20,606 --> 00:42:21,873
YOU'RE FRIGHTENED?
807
00:42:24,743 --> 00:42:26,978
I DON'T KNOW. I...
808
00:42:27,012 --> 00:42:29,815
I THINK
I'M EXPERIENCING AN EMOTION
809
00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:32,984
THAT HASN'T
BEEN DEFINED YET.
810
00:42:35,621 --> 00:42:37,589
THE MORE I TRY
TO EXPLAIN TO YOU
811
00:42:37,623 --> 00:42:42,193
WHY AND HOW
I CAME TO BE HERE,
812
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:45,030
THE LESS WE'D BOTH
UNDERSTAND IT.
813
00:42:45,063 --> 00:42:47,232
PROBABLY.
814
00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:48,900
I'LL JUST SAY
815
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,670
THAT I HAVE
A VERY DEEP
816
00:42:51,703 --> 00:42:53,772
AND CERTAIN
FEELING ABOUT YOU.
817
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:57,375
DO YOU BELIEVE
IN DESTINY?
818
00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,378
FROM NOW ON I WILL.
819
00:43:00,411 --> 00:43:03,214
WE WERE MEANT TO BE.
820
00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:04,783
FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW,
821
00:43:04,816 --> 00:43:06,952
YOU'VE FELT LIKE
SOMETHING WAS MISSING.
822
00:43:06,985 --> 00:43:08,854
YOU WERE
CARRYING WITH YOU A VOID
823
00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,689
AND I WAS BORN
TO FILL IT.
824
00:43:10,722 --> 00:43:13,358
WE CAN'T HELP IT.
825
00:43:23,434 --> 00:43:25,637
OUR LIVES UP TO NOW
826
00:43:25,671 --> 00:43:28,406
HAVE BEEN THE PRELUDE
TO THIS MOMENT.
827
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,909
NOW IT'S HAPPENED,
828
00:43:30,942 --> 00:43:34,680
AND ALL THAT EMPTINESS
YOU'VE FELT IS GONE.
829
00:43:35,814 --> 00:43:37,415
IT'S NOT WRONG.
830
00:43:37,448 --> 00:43:39,284
NO GUILT.
831
00:43:39,317 --> 00:43:40,786
IT'S DESTINY.
832
00:43:40,819 --> 00:43:43,321
YOU COULDN'T
PREVENT IT.
833
00:43:43,354 --> 00:43:45,757
NO GUILT.
834
00:43:45,791 --> 00:43:47,358
ONLY PLEASURE.
835
00:43:49,995 --> 00:43:52,263
YOU DON'T
NEED ANYTHING ELSE
836
00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:54,966
FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE.
837
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,039
WE HAVE NO CHOICE?
838
00:44:01,072 --> 00:44:02,974
WE HAVE NO CHOICE.
839
00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:07,178
WE'RE DESTINY.
840
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:08,313
JAKE.
841
00:44:08,346 --> 00:44:10,882
YOU'RE DREAMING
AGAIN, SWEETIE.
842
00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,858
BABE...
BABE, WHAT HAPPENED?
843
00:44:21,126 --> 00:44:22,360
BAD DREAM.
844
00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:26,297
WHY COULDN'T I ACCEPT
845
00:44:26,331 --> 00:44:29,234
WHO I WAS, WHAT I WAS,
AND WHERE I WAS?
846
00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:32,771
WHY COULDN'T I BE
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
WHO RODE THE TRAIN?
847
00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:34,840
WERE THEY MINDLESS,
ANONYMOUS DRONES
848
00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:37,976
FOLLOWING THE SCENT OF MONEY
TO A SENSELESS, FORGOTTEN END?
849
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,712
OR WERE THEY THE BEARERS
OF SOME GREAT SECRET
850
00:44:40,746 --> 00:44:42,848
THAT ALLOWED THEM
TO REJOICE IN THIS LIFE
851
00:44:42,881 --> 00:44:45,450
THAT I WAS
SO UNWILLING TO EMBRACE?
852
00:44:45,483 --> 00:44:48,820
AND WHAT WAS THE DEAL
WITH THAT WEIRD DREAM?
853
00:44:48,854 --> 00:44:51,056
SO MANY QUESTIONS.
854
00:44:51,089 --> 00:44:53,391
SO FEW ANSWERS.
855
00:44:53,424 --> 00:44:55,493
COME ON.
856
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:59,264
17, 18. WHAT'S
THE BIG DEAL HERE?
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
857
00:44:59,297 --> 00:45:01,332
YOU'VE BEEN HERE A YEAR,
YEAR AND A HALF.
858
00:45:01,366 --> 00:45:03,001
5, 10 YEARS,
YOU'RE GONNA BE
859
00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,937
CRANKING THIS CRAP OUT
IN YOUR SLEEP.
860
00:45:05,971 --> 00:45:10,375
I DON'T INTEND
TO BE WRITING ADS
10 YEARS FROM NOW, THANK YOU.
861
00:45:10,408 --> 00:45:13,111
OH, THIS IS JUST
TEMPORARY, RIGHT?
862
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,746
YEAH. VERY.
863
00:45:14,780 --> 00:45:17,849
I HAD THE EXACT
SAME FEELINGS WHEN
I WAS YOUR AGE.
864
00:45:17,883 --> 00:45:20,285
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I ACTUALLY EVEN
QUIT ONCE.
865
00:45:20,318 --> 00:45:21,419
DID YOU?
866
00:45:21,452 --> 00:45:23,021
TO WRITE A BOOK.
867
00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:24,089
YEAH?
YEAH.
868
00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,091
AND I BUILT
SIX BIRDHOUSES,
869
00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:27,859
I PUT ON 20 POUNDS,
870
00:45:27,893 --> 00:45:30,495
I WATCHED
5,000 HOURS OF TV,
871
00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,998
WROTE A PAGE
AND A HALF,
872
00:45:33,031 --> 00:45:35,433
CALLED HOWARD,
GOT MY OLD JOB BACK.
873
00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:37,268
EVERYBODY TRIES IT,
874
00:45:37,302 --> 00:45:39,370
AND EVERYBODY
COMES BACK.
875
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:41,907
THE RARE INDIVIDUAL
BREAKS OUT,
876
00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:43,374
BUT IT'S
TOO INFREQUENT
877
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:44,910
TO WARRANT
CONSIDERATION.
878
00:45:44,943 --> 00:45:46,377
JUST FORGET IT.
879
00:45:46,411 --> 00:45:49,547
WELL, YOU'RE LOOKING AT
THE RARE INDIVIDUAL,
880
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,516
BECAUSE I'M BUSTING OUT.
881
00:45:51,549 --> 00:45:52,918
LISTEN.
882
00:45:54,119 --> 00:45:55,887
I MEASURE MY LIFE
883
00:45:55,921 --> 00:45:58,089
IN DEGREES
OF HAPPINESS.
884
00:45:58,123 --> 00:46:00,425
I'M SUPPORTING
MY FAMILY
885
00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:03,361
IN A WAY
THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
886
00:46:03,394 --> 00:46:05,363
I GOT A NICE HOUSE,
887
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:07,999
I GOT
A REAL NICE CAR,
888
00:46:08,033 --> 00:46:09,968
AND ONCE A YEAR,
889
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:13,038
I WRITE AN AD
THAT I'M PROUD OF.
890
00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:15,073
AND THAT'S
WHAT YOU WANT?
891
00:46:15,106 --> 00:46:17,909
NO.
THAT'S WHAT I TAKE.
892
00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:20,078
YOU NEVER GET
WHAT YOU WANT.
893
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:22,513
THE GUYS WHO JUMP OFF
THE MICHIGAN AVENUE BRIDGE
894
00:46:22,547 --> 00:46:24,149
ON THEIR 40th
BIRTHDAYS
895
00:46:24,182 --> 00:46:27,252
ARE THE ONES WHO
WANT MORE THAN
THEY WILL EVER GET.
896
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:32,157
YOU DEPRESS
THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
897
00:46:32,190 --> 00:46:34,425
CONSIDER WHAT I DO
TO MYSELF.
898
00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:36,027
HE WAS MY BOSS.
899
00:46:36,061 --> 00:46:38,163
I SECRETLY BELIEVED
HE WAS TERRIFIED
900
00:46:38,196 --> 00:46:40,932
THAT I MIGHT
MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF
OUTSIDE THE FIELD.
901
00:46:40,966 --> 00:46:42,934
IF I DID,
902
00:46:42,968 --> 00:46:45,837
HE'D BE REMINDED
IN LIVING COLOR
OF HIS OWN FAILURES.
903
00:46:45,871 --> 00:46:47,906
THE LAST THING I NEEDED
AT THIS POINT IN MY LIFE
904
00:46:47,939 --> 00:46:49,975
WAS A 36-YEAR-OLD
MANIC-DEPRESSANT
905
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:52,010
BEGRUDGING ME MY YOUTH.
906
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,545
I WAS FRIGHTENED ENOUGH
THAT IT WAS EVAPORATING.
907
00:46:54,579 --> 00:46:56,514
GET USED TO IT, PAL.
908
00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:58,416
IT ONLY GETS WORSE.
909
00:47:11,196 --> 00:47:13,564
HAVE YOU EVER
HELD A BABY BEFORE?
910
00:47:13,598 --> 00:47:14,632
NO.
911
00:47:14,665 --> 00:47:16,334
DO YOU WANT TO?
YES.
912
00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:19,204
COME. SIT OVER HERE.
913
00:47:21,472 --> 00:47:23,841
[BABY CRYING]
914
00:47:33,251 --> 00:47:36,854
Woman:
KRISTY, OVER HERE
RIGHT NOW.
915
00:47:39,958 --> 00:47:42,427
Jake: NOW. NO, NOT LATER.
NOW. SEX NOW.
916
00:47:44,329 --> 00:47:46,431
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX NOW.
917
00:47:47,598 --> 00:47:49,935
CAN WE HAVE SEX NOW?
918
00:47:49,968 --> 00:47:52,403
YOU WANT TO MATE WITH ME?
919
00:47:52,437 --> 00:47:54,105
YOU WANT TO MATE?
920
00:48:01,346 --> 00:48:03,681
AH. AH. AH.
921
00:48:03,714 --> 00:48:05,650
AH. AH.
922
00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:13,691
SORRY, GUYS.
923
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,593
TAKE A HIKE.
924
00:48:32,010 --> 00:48:33,444
RUSS,
925
00:48:33,478 --> 00:48:36,014
WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
TO YOUR DAUGHTER TONIGHT...
926
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,249
[CLINK]
927
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,424
KRISTY,
928
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:21,426
I'M GOING
TO SLEEP NOW, BABE,
929
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,061
SO, WHEN
YOU COME IN,
930
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:24,529
BE KIND OF CAREFUL
NOT TO WAKE ME,
931
00:49:24,562 --> 00:49:28,533
'CAUSE I'M
REALLY TIRED.
932
00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:30,768
OK?
933
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:32,637
I'M JUST...
934
00:49:32,670 --> 00:49:35,073
I'M JUST DOG-TIRED,
935
00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:38,209
AND I GOT KIND OF
A BIG DAY TOMORROW.
936
00:49:39,410 --> 00:49:41,046
ONE OF THE STUPIDEST
937
00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:43,414
AND LEAST EFFECTIVE METHODS
OF SEDUCING A WOMAN.
938
00:49:43,448 --> 00:49:45,083
THE LOGIC IS
939
00:49:45,116 --> 00:49:47,718
THAT BY MAKING MYSELF
SEEM DISINTERESTED IN SEX,
940
00:49:47,752 --> 00:49:49,620
SHE'LL BE CHALLENGED.
941
00:49:49,654 --> 00:49:51,156
IT NEVER WORKED,
942
00:49:51,189 --> 00:49:54,325
BUT THAT WAS NO REASON
TO STOP TRYING.
943
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:16,614
[OPERA MUSIC PLAYING]
944
00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:07,265
[FACTORY WHISTLE BLOWS]
945
00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,450
FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN OUR RELATIONSHIP,
946
00:51:25,483 --> 00:51:26,884
SHE TOOK THE INITIATIVE.
947
00:51:26,917 --> 00:51:29,220
SUDDENLY,
AND WITHOUT WARNING,
948
00:51:29,254 --> 00:51:31,456
THE GAME HAD
TURNED ON THE HUNTER.
949
00:51:31,489 --> 00:51:34,592
MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS THAT
SHE WAS MISTAKING ME
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
950
00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:37,428
SECOND THOUGHT,
SHE HAD STARTED DRINKING
IN THE AFTERNOONS.
951
00:51:37,462 --> 00:51:40,631
THIRD AND FINAL THOUGHT,
SHE LOVED ME.
952
00:51:40,665 --> 00:51:43,468
I MISSED THE TARGET
BUT HIT THE TREE.
953
00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:38,456
PLASTIC FLYWHEEL.
954
00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:41,226
IT'S PROBABLY
OUT OF GAS.
955
00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:42,760
YOU'RE OUT OF GAS.
956
00:52:42,793 --> 00:52:44,762
YOU SEE THIS?
PERCH ON IT.
957
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:47,798
HEY, I'M RUBBER,
YOU'RE GLUE.
958
00:52:47,832 --> 00:52:49,634
WHATEVER YOU SAY
BOUNCES OFF ME
959
00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:50,835
AND STICKS TO YOU.
960
00:52:50,868 --> 00:52:52,637
STICK THIS.
961
00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:54,939
UP YOURS.
962
00:52:54,972 --> 00:52:56,607
UP YOURS, TOO.
963
00:53:10,621 --> 00:53:12,490
IT'S YOU AND ME.
964
00:53:13,824 --> 00:53:15,926
CIAO.
965
00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,528
YEOW!
966
00:53:35,580 --> 00:53:37,548
* THE DRUMMIN' MAN
967
00:53:37,582 --> 00:53:40,351
* HE'S A DRUMMIN' MAN
968
00:53:40,385 --> 00:53:42,019
* NO ONE KICKS
A SET OF DRUMS *
969
00:53:42,052 --> 00:53:43,654
* JUST LIKE HE CAN
970
00:53:44,855 --> 00:53:46,957
* ALL ABOUT
ROMANCING GIRLS *
971
00:53:46,991 --> 00:53:49,260
* HE KNOWS NOT A THING
972
00:53:49,294 --> 00:53:50,828
* BUT WHEN HE ROCKS OUT
ON THE DRUMS *
973
00:53:50,861 --> 00:53:53,498
* YOU KNOW
HE'S REALLY MEAN *
974
00:53:53,531 --> 00:53:55,466
* DIG THAT MAN
SITTIN' ON THAT STOOL *
975
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:58,303
* HE'S A COWHIDE-KICKIN'
FOOL *
976
00:53:59,904 --> 00:54:02,607
* SWINGIN' MR. T
977
00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,602
[COUGHING]
978
00:55:05,670 --> 00:55:08,339
CAN I GET ANYBODY
ANYTHING?
979
00:55:08,373 --> 00:55:09,507
YEAH.
980
00:55:09,540 --> 00:55:10,741
DINNER, MISSY.
981
00:55:10,775 --> 00:55:12,743
HOW ABOUT IT?
LET'S GO.
982
00:55:41,439 --> 00:55:42,873
THIS IS GOOD, JAKE.
983
00:55:42,907 --> 00:55:45,376
YOU'RE QUITE
A BARBECUE CHEF.
984
00:55:45,410 --> 00:55:48,479
WHAT FASCINATES ME
IS HOW YOU GOT IT
985
00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:50,548
BLOOD RAW
ON ONE SIDE
986
00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:53,050
AND CHARRED TO A CRISP
ON THE OTHER.
987
00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,053
MY STEAK'S
JUST FINE, RUSS.
988
00:55:56,086 --> 00:55:57,722
MINE, TOO, DARLING.
989
00:55:57,755 --> 00:56:01,025
WHAT IS THIS,
DIRT ON HERE?
990
00:56:01,058 --> 00:56:02,960
YOU SAY SOMETHING, JAKE?
991
00:56:02,993 --> 00:56:04,629
NO. NO.
992
00:56:04,662 --> 00:56:07,665
Gayle: WHY DO YOU
HAVE TO COMPLAIN
ABOUT EVERYTHING?
993
00:56:07,698 --> 00:56:08,866
I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
994
00:56:08,899 --> 00:56:10,568
YOU CERTAINLY ARE.
995
00:56:10,601 --> 00:56:12,670
THAT'S NOT COMPLAINING.
YOU WANT TO HEAR COMPLAINING?
996
00:56:12,703 --> 00:56:13,971
MISSY...
997
00:56:14,004 --> 00:56:16,574
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO
GET YOUR BUTT IN GEAR
998
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:18,443
AND GET ME A GRANDCHILD?
999
00:56:18,476 --> 00:56:19,977
I THINK IT'S
ABOUT TIME, TOO, RUSS.
1000
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:22,146
AT LAST
WE AGREE ON SOMETHING.
1001
00:56:22,179 --> 00:56:24,415
EVERYTHING
IN DUE TIME.
1002
00:56:24,449 --> 00:56:26,851
FOR CRIPES' SAKE,
THEY JUST MOVED
INTO A HOME.
1003
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:30,488
DON'T PUT PRESSURE
ON TOP OF PRESSURE.
WHAT'S THE RUSH?
1004
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:31,989
I'M WITH YOU, JIM.
1005
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:33,991
I HAD A TERRIBLE TIME
WITH KRISTY'S BIRTH.
1006
00:56:34,024 --> 00:56:35,860
I ALMOST LOST HER
IN DELIVERY.
1007
00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:37,828
IF SHE WANTS TO WAIT,
IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME.
1008
00:56:37,862 --> 00:56:40,197
I JUST THINK IT'S ODD
THAT THEY'VE BEEN MARRIED NOW--
1009
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,132
WHAT IS IT, FOUR YEARS?
1010
00:56:42,166 --> 00:56:44,535
AND THEY DON'T EVEN
TALK ABOUT KIDS.
1011
00:56:44,569 --> 00:56:46,036
IT WAS A BREECH.
1012
00:56:46,070 --> 00:56:49,139
THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY
HAVE SUCH SMALL HIPS.
1013
00:56:49,173 --> 00:56:52,843
IT WAS PAINFUL,
AND IT WAS TERRIFYING.
1014
00:56:52,877 --> 00:56:54,779
YOU ARE ALL RIGHT NOW,
1015
00:56:54,812 --> 00:56:58,483
SO WHY DWELL ON IT,
IN THE SWEET NAME OF CHRIST?
1016
00:56:58,516 --> 00:57:01,018
YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
UNTIL IT WAS ALL OVER.
1017
00:57:01,051 --> 00:57:03,187
HOW COULD I KNOW?
I WAS OUT PLAYING GOLF.
1018
00:57:03,220 --> 00:57:06,891
DARLING, YOU WOULD HAVE
THE MOST DIVINE BABIES.
1019
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:08,859
AREN'T YOU
THINKING ABOUT IT?
1020
00:57:08,893 --> 00:57:12,062
MOM, THAT'S KIND OF
A PERSONAL MATTER.
1021
00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:15,099
WELL, IT'S
A FAMILY MATTER.
1022
00:57:15,132 --> 00:57:18,035
WE'RE JUST CURIOUS.
1023
00:57:18,068 --> 00:57:20,505
Russ:
WELL, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
1024
00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:22,540
Gayle:
THEY'LL HAVE KIDS
WHEN THEY HAVE KIDS.
1025
00:57:22,573 --> 00:57:24,909
MAYBE
THEY'RE NOT READY.
1026
00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,877
WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?
BE SWINGERS THE WHOLE
REST OF THEIR LIVES?
1027
00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:28,513
IS THAT IT?
1028
00:57:28,546 --> 00:57:31,516
DID YOU HAVE YOUR PARENTS
GOADING YOU INTO HAVE KIDS?
1029
00:57:31,549 --> 00:57:33,083
THERE WAS NO TIME
TO GOAD ME.
1030
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,753
NO, NO. I HAD MY KIDS
RIGHT AWAY.
1031
00:57:35,786 --> 00:57:37,021
DOWN AT MY COMPANY,
1032
00:57:37,054 --> 00:57:39,957
EVERYBODY MY AGE,
OR AROUND MY AGE,
1033
00:57:39,990 --> 00:57:43,661
HAS A PICTURE
ON THEIR DESK
OF A GRANDCHILD.
1034
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:46,897
I HAVE A PICTURE
ON MY DESK OF HER.
1035
00:57:46,931 --> 00:57:49,199
WHAT I WANT TO HAVE
ON MY DESK
1036
00:57:49,233 --> 00:57:51,636
IS A PICTURE
OF A GRANDCHILD.
1037
00:57:51,669 --> 00:57:52,937
WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT?
1038
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,772
BUT THIS IS ONE THING
1039
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:58,008
WE'RE JUST ALL GOING TO
HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE
PATIENCE ON.
1040
00:57:58,042 --> 00:57:59,677
AT THE RATE
THESE TWO ARE GOING,
1041
00:57:59,710 --> 00:58:01,812
I'LL BE RETIRED
BEFORE THEY GET AROUND TO IT,
1042
00:58:01,846 --> 00:58:04,915
AND THEN THERE WON'T BE
ANY DESK TO PUT A PICTURE ON.
1043
00:58:07,885 --> 00:58:09,554
ARE YOU MAD?
1044
00:58:11,589 --> 00:58:12,723
NO.
1045
00:58:12,757 --> 00:58:15,092
WOULD YOU
RATHER NOT TALK?
1046
00:58:21,732 --> 00:58:23,834
I'M FINE.
1047
00:58:23,868 --> 00:58:25,936
WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
1048
00:58:25,970 --> 00:58:27,905
YOU KNOW.
1049
00:58:27,938 --> 00:58:29,139
KIDS?
1050
00:58:29,173 --> 00:58:30,808
YOU WANT KIDS?
1051
00:58:30,841 --> 00:58:32,109
DON'T YOU?
1052
00:58:32,142 --> 00:58:33,744
IT'S IRREVERSIBLE.
1053
00:58:33,778 --> 00:58:35,312
SO?
1054
00:58:35,345 --> 00:58:39,083
I'M NOT IN THE MOOD
FOR IRREVERSIBLE
ACTION RIGHT NOW.
1055
00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,318
LET'S GO TO SLEEP.
1056
00:58:41,351 --> 00:58:43,153
HAVING OUR PARENTS HERE...
1057
00:58:44,755 --> 00:58:46,557
DISTORTED EVERYTHING.
1058
00:58:51,896 --> 00:58:54,599
IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME
TO TALK SERIOUS.
1059
00:58:56,100 --> 00:58:58,035
NOW, GO TO SLEEP.
1060
00:59:07,377 --> 00:59:11,882
IF I TELL YOU SOMETHING,
WILL YOU PROMISE
NOT TO GET MAD?
1061
00:59:14,218 --> 00:59:15,886
WHAT IS IT?
1062
00:59:17,321 --> 00:59:19,356
PROMISE YOU WON'T
GET MAD?
1063
00:59:19,389 --> 00:59:21,191
TELL ME
WHAT IT IS.
1064
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:24,795
YOU HAVE TO PROMISE
YOU WON'T GET MAD.
1065
00:59:24,829 --> 00:59:27,865
OK, I PROMISE
I WON'T GET MAD.
1066
00:59:32,302 --> 00:59:35,105
I STOPPED TAKING THE PILL
THREE MONTHS AGO.
1067
00:59:38,142 --> 00:59:40,344
[SCREAMING]
1068
01:00:00,297 --> 01:00:03,934
KEEP SMILING, BRIGGSIE.
1069
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:06,704
CAN YOU HOLD THE BABY UP
A LITTLE HIGHER, PLEASE?
1070
01:00:06,737 --> 01:00:08,238
HE'S GOT A NOSEBLEED
ALREADY.
1071
01:00:08,272 --> 01:00:09,907
HOWARD,
1072
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:12,209
THIS IS THE STUPIDEST
THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE.
1073
01:00:12,242 --> 01:00:13,944
DON'T RETIRE
THE TROPHY YET.
1074
01:00:13,978 --> 01:00:15,345
YOUR CAREER'S
JUST STARTING.
1075
01:00:15,379 --> 01:00:17,081
SOME WORTHLESS OLD SHIT
IS RETIRING,
1076
01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:18,783
SO I HAVE TO TAKE
HALF A DAY OFF
1077
01:00:18,816 --> 01:00:20,818
AND HAVE MY PICTURE TAKEN
WITH SOMEBODY ELSE'S BABY.
1078
01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:22,687
SORRY.
1079
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:26,056
EVERYBODY ON THE ACCOUNT
IS DOING IT.
YOU'RE NOTHING SPECIAL.
1080
01:00:26,090 --> 01:00:28,092
YEAH, BUT DID THEY HIRE US
TO DEVELOP THEIR ADVERTISING
1081
01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:29,226
OR TO PLAY CLOWN?
1082
01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:30,661
BOTH.
BOTH.
1083
01:00:30,695 --> 01:00:32,362
I HATE THIS.
HATE THIS.
1084
01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:34,398
YOU CAN RELAX
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
1085
01:00:34,431 --> 01:00:36,633
I GOT TO RESET
THE LIGHTS.
1086
01:00:38,135 --> 01:00:40,104
HOWARD, THIS
IS RIDICULOUS.
1087
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,706
YOUR WIFE
SEES THESE PICTURES,
1088
01:00:41,739 --> 01:00:43,908
SHE'S GONNA START
BEGGING YOU
FOR OFFSPRING.
1089
01:00:43,941 --> 01:00:46,677
HOW HAVE YOU HELD OUT
FOR SO LONG ON THAT?
1090
01:00:46,711 --> 01:00:48,946
MY REPRODUCTIVE LIFE
IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
1091
01:00:48,979 --> 01:00:50,380
OH, GOD.
WHERE'S THE MOTHER?
1092
01:00:50,414 --> 01:00:52,382
I DON'T KNOW.
SHE'S AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
1093
01:00:52,416 --> 01:00:54,651
THANKS, GUYS.
COME ON.
1094
01:01:01,859 --> 01:01:02,893
WHOOPS!
1095
01:01:02,927 --> 01:01:03,961
SORRY.
1096
01:01:03,994 --> 01:01:05,095
WHOA!
1097
01:01:05,129 --> 01:01:06,396
SORRY.
1098
01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:08,265
SHALL WE DANCE?
1099
01:01:08,298 --> 01:01:09,867
GIVE ME A BREAK.
1100
01:01:18,242 --> 01:01:19,977
IS THIS YOURS?
1101
01:01:31,989 --> 01:01:33,423
* FROM FLOWERS
IN YOUR HAIR *
1102
01:01:33,457 --> 01:01:35,025
* TO AIR-CONDITIONED AIR
1103
01:01:35,059 --> 01:01:37,862
* CHILDREN REVOLUTING
TO APPLE COMPUTING *
1104
01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:39,129
* BUT YOU MUST
REMEMBER THIS *
1105
01:01:39,163 --> 01:01:40,497
* IF YOU FEEL A KISS
1106
01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,266
* YOU HAVE TO LET GO
1107
01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:43,768
* YOUR MIND GOES YO
1108
01:01:43,801 --> 01:01:49,273
* WRAP ME
IN SKIES OF BLUE *
1109
01:01:49,306 --> 01:01:55,145
* NEVER BEEN
SO FULL OF LOVE *
1110
01:01:57,782 --> 01:01:59,283
* PICASSO SAID
IT WAS A CRIME *
1111
01:01:59,316 --> 01:02:01,018
* TO DO IT
ONE MORE TIME *
1112
01:02:01,051 --> 01:02:03,754
* TO IMITATE YOURSELF
IS A DANGER TO YOUR HEALTH *
1113
01:02:03,788 --> 01:02:05,122
* BUT THERE'S THIS THING
1114
01:02:05,155 --> 01:02:06,456
* THAT HAPPENS
IN THE SPRING *
1115
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:08,025
* YOU HAVE TO LET GO
1116
01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,393
* YOUR MIND GOES YO
1117
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:15,332
* WRAP ME
IN SKIES OF BLUE *
1118
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:20,304
* NEVER BEEN
SO FULL OF LOVE *
1119
01:03:04,148 --> 01:03:06,450
WAAH.
1120
01:03:11,989 --> 01:03:13,490
MY FAULT.
1121
01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:25,202
IT WAS HER,
IN HER UNDERWEAR.
1122
01:03:25,235 --> 01:03:26,871
THERE HAD TO BE A REASON
1123
01:03:26,904 --> 01:03:28,906
WHY I WAS
SEEING HER AGAIN.
1124
01:03:48,225 --> 01:03:50,360
HUH? HUH?
THEN YOU TELL HIM...
1125
01:03:50,394 --> 01:03:51,528
HERE.
1126
01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,097
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
1127
01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:54,431
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
1128
01:03:54,464 --> 01:03:58,335
I DON'T WANT
TO DO THIS
ALL DAY LONG.
1129
01:03:58,368 --> 01:04:00,004
I CANNOT WORK
LIKE THIS.
1130
01:04:01,671 --> 01:04:04,274
[BABY SQUEALS]
1131
01:04:25,595 --> 01:04:27,264
YOU'RE MARRIED.
1132
01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:32,302
THE RING.
1133
01:04:33,637 --> 01:04:36,140
YEAH. YEAH, I AM.
1134
01:04:36,173 --> 01:04:38,608
IT'S OK.
I'M MARRIED, TOO.
1135
01:04:38,642 --> 01:04:40,510
REALLY?
1136
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:42,079
I WAS TOO YOUNG.
1137
01:04:42,112 --> 01:04:44,181
HE WAS TOO YOUNG.
1138
01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,583
I GOT MARRIED YOUNG,
TOO.
1139
01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,052
REALLY?
1140
01:04:50,487 --> 01:04:52,589
ARE YOU STILL
IN LOVE WITH HER?
1141
01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:54,158
YES.
1142
01:04:55,725 --> 01:04:57,127
YES.
1143
01:04:57,161 --> 01:04:58,362
ABSOLUTELY.
1144
01:04:58,395 --> 01:04:59,997
ABSOLUTELY?
1145
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,667
IF YOU'RE STILL
IN LOVE WITH HER,
1146
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:06,436
HOW COME
YOU'RE HERE WITH ME?
1147
01:05:15,379 --> 01:05:18,382
IT'S OK.
YOU'RE NERVOUS.
1148
01:05:18,415 --> 01:05:20,084
NERVOUS?
1149
01:05:20,117 --> 01:05:21,118
I'M NOT NERVOUS.
1150
01:05:21,151 --> 01:05:22,386
AH, COME ON.
1151
01:05:24,989 --> 01:05:26,390
HEY.
1152
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:31,728
WHY DO--WHY DO YOU
THINK I'M NERVOUS?
1153
01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:34,598
BECAUSE YOU DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU WANT.
1154
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,697
* SO THIS IS FOR WHEN
1155
01:06:07,731 --> 01:06:11,335
* YOU'RE FEELING
HAPPY AGAIN *
1156
01:06:11,368 --> 01:06:13,537
* AND THIS IS FOR WHEN
1157
01:06:13,570 --> 01:06:16,073
* YOU'RE FEELING SAD
1158
01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:19,509
* AND THIS IS FOR WHEN
1159
01:06:19,543 --> 01:06:24,548
* YOU FEEL SOMETHING
1160
01:06:29,253 --> 01:06:32,722
* OHHH
1161
01:06:32,756 --> 01:06:36,526
* WHEN THE MINUTES DRAG
1162
01:06:40,564 --> 01:06:44,201
* OHHH
1163
01:06:44,234 --> 01:06:48,138
* WHEN THE MINUTES DRAG
1164
01:06:53,077 --> 01:06:59,149
* OOH
1165
01:07:03,087 --> 01:07:04,321
[METAL CREAKS]
1166
01:07:04,354 --> 01:07:09,326
* OOH
1167
01:07:20,870 --> 01:07:22,672
[FLOORBOARD CREAKS]
1168
01:07:38,388 --> 01:07:41,158
[HANDLE RATTLES]
1169
01:07:41,191 --> 01:07:42,326
[CLICKS]
1170
01:07:42,359 --> 01:07:44,161
[EXHALES]
1171
01:07:49,533 --> 01:07:51,435
[METAL JANGLES]
1172
01:07:51,468 --> 01:07:53,270
[DISTANT DOG BARKS]
1173
01:07:57,207 --> 01:07:59,276
[BUCKLE RATTLING]
1174
01:08:06,383 --> 01:08:08,185
[ZIPS]
1175
01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:33,543
[COINS FALLING]
1176
01:08:35,312 --> 01:08:37,547
[COIN ROLLING]
1177
01:08:37,581 --> 01:08:39,349
[STOMPS]
1178
01:08:47,824 --> 01:08:49,559
YOU'RE HOME LATE.
1179
01:08:55,665 --> 01:08:56,833
YOU SCARED ME.
1180
01:08:56,866 --> 01:08:59,236
I'M SORRY.
DID YOU EAT?
1181
01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:00,570
I GOT SOMETHING
DOWNTOWN.
1182
01:09:00,604 --> 01:09:02,839
I WENT BACK
TO THE DOCTOR.
1183
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:04,441
OH, YEAH.
EVERYTHING OK?
1184
01:09:04,474 --> 01:09:06,476
MY TESTS ARE ALL IN.
1185
01:09:06,510 --> 01:09:07,577
YEAH?
1186
01:09:07,611 --> 01:09:09,746
IT'S NOT ME. I'M FINE.
1187
01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:12,182
WELL,
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
1188
01:09:12,216 --> 01:09:14,884
IT MEANS I'M OK.
1189
01:09:14,918 --> 01:09:16,786
WELL, OBVIOUSLY
YOU'RE NOT OK
1190
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:18,922
IF YOU CAN'T
GET PREGNANT.
1191
01:09:18,955 --> 01:09:20,857
I CAN GET PREGNANT.
1192
01:09:20,890 --> 01:09:23,593
IF YOU CAN,
THEN WHY AREN'T YOU?
1193
01:09:23,627 --> 01:09:26,663
BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
GET ME PREGNANT.
1194
01:09:32,769 --> 01:09:34,738
AND YOU REALLY
BELIEVE THAT?
1195
01:09:34,771 --> 01:09:37,441
IT'S NOTHING
TO BE ASHAMED OF.
1196
01:09:37,474 --> 01:09:38,842
WHO'S ASHAMED?
1197
01:09:38,875 --> 01:09:41,611
MOTHER SAID FATHER
HAD THE SAME PROBLEM.
1198
01:09:41,645 --> 01:09:43,947
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER
ABOUT THIS?
1199
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:47,551
DID ANYBODY
IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
NOT HEAR ABOUT IT?
1200
01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:49,419
WAS IT ON THE NEWS?
1201
01:09:49,453 --> 01:09:51,488
WE'LL INVITE
YOUR PARENTS OVER,
1202
01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:54,824
PUT SOME CHAIRS
AT THE END OF THE BED.
1203
01:09:54,858 --> 01:09:56,426
A LITTLE HOME INSTRUCTION.
1204
01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:59,463
GET YOUR BUTT
A LITTLE HIGHER, JAKE.
1205
01:09:59,496 --> 01:10:01,898
RUSS, HE KNOWS
WHAT HE'S DOING.
1206
01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:03,467
IF HE KNEW,
1207
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,869
WE'D BE
GRANDPARENTS BY NOW.
1208
01:10:05,902 --> 01:10:08,338
YOUR FATHER WOULD HAVE
A LOT OF POINTERS.
1209
01:10:08,372 --> 01:10:09,906
YOU TOLD YOUR MOTHER?
1210
01:10:09,939 --> 01:10:11,308
JESUS!
1211
01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,449
IT COULD BE
A VERY SIMPLE PROBLEM.
1212
01:10:19,483 --> 01:10:21,451
WHAT PROBLEM?
THERE IS NO PROBLEM.
1213
01:10:21,485 --> 01:10:23,853
COMPARED TO WHAT
I WENT THROUGH,
1214
01:10:23,887 --> 01:10:25,555
YOUR TEST IS EASY.
1215
01:10:27,824 --> 01:10:29,459
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
1216
01:10:29,493 --> 01:10:32,396
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO HAVE TO DO THAT?
1217
01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:33,863
I'D HELP.
1218
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,332
VERY FUNNY.
1219
01:10:35,365 --> 01:10:38,402
IF YOU'RE FINE
AND I'M NOT,
1220
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:41,471
THERE'S REALLY NOTHING
I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
1221
01:10:41,505 --> 01:10:44,808
IF YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM THAT
CAN BE TREATED.
1222
01:10:44,841 --> 01:10:46,476
THAT'S EXACTLY
THE SPOT
1223
01:10:46,510 --> 01:10:49,379
WHERE I WOULD LIKE
TO HAVE SURGERY.
1224
01:10:49,413 --> 01:10:52,416
THAT'S WHERE I'D LIKE
MEN POKING AROUND
1225
01:10:52,449 --> 01:10:54,418
WITH SCALPELS
IN MY GROIN.
1226
01:10:54,451 --> 01:10:57,854
NOBODY IS TOUCHING
MY BALLS!
1227
01:10:59,489 --> 01:11:02,592
THIS REALLY ISN'T
THE PLACE TO DISCUSS THIS.
1228
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:05,529
WHY ARE YOU BEING
SUCH A BABY?
1229
01:11:05,562 --> 01:11:07,931
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MANY MEN
1230
01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:09,533
HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THIS?
1231
01:11:09,566 --> 01:11:10,900
WHATEVER NUMBER
MINUS ONE,
1232
01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:13,537
BECAUSE I'M NOT
GOING TO DO IT.
1233
01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:15,839
I CALLED DR. STANKY
1234
01:11:15,872 --> 01:11:17,941
AND ASKED HIM
WHAT'S INVOLVED.
1235
01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:20,009
YOU CALLED DR. STANKY?
1236
01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:30,086
OK. WHAT'S INVOLVED?
1237
01:11:30,119 --> 01:11:32,856
A COUPLE OF MINUTES
AND A PLASTIC CUP.
1238
01:11:36,460 --> 01:11:38,795
IT'S VERY DISCREET
AND PROFESSIONAL.
1239
01:12:01,150 --> 01:12:03,587
HI. CAN I HELP YOU?
1240
01:12:03,620 --> 01:12:06,956
YEAH.
YEAH, JEFFERSON BRIGGS.
1241
01:12:08,992 --> 01:12:11,961
WELL, I...
HAVE MY S--
1242
01:12:11,995 --> 01:12:14,598
MY...MY...
1243
01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:16,866
SAMPLE?
1244
01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:19,703
HMM? YEAH.
SAMPLE. YEAH.
1245
01:12:21,037 --> 01:12:22,372
THERE YOU GO.
1246
01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:23,773
THANK YOU.
1247
01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:25,375
I'M SORRY.
1248
01:12:25,409 --> 01:12:27,977
ARE YOU SURE
THERE'S ANY IN HERE?
1249
01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:31,481
[LAUGHTER]
1250
01:12:58,141 --> 01:13:00,109
MY INABILITY
TO IMPREGNATE KRISTY
1251
01:13:00,143 --> 01:13:02,111
WAS BLAMED
ON TIGHT SHORTS,
1252
01:13:02,145 --> 01:13:05,114
HAVING SOMETHING TO DO
WITH MY BODY TEMPERATURE.
1253
01:13:05,148 --> 01:13:08,752
TO GO THROUGH THE HELL
OF A FERTILITY CHECK
1254
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:11,154
AND DISCOVER MY PREFERENCE
IN UNDERGARMENTS
1255
01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,756
WAS TO BLAME
1256
01:13:12,789 --> 01:13:14,758
SEEMED AS SILLY
AND POINTLESS
1257
01:13:14,791 --> 01:13:18,495
AS EVERYTHING ELSE
ABOUT MY LIFE.
1258
01:13:18,528 --> 01:13:20,129
JAKE?
1259
01:13:22,932 --> 01:13:24,801
JAKEY?
1260
01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:26,503
MY TEMPERATURE'S
JUST RIGHT!
1261
01:13:26,536 --> 01:13:28,505
THIS IS
THE PERFECT TIME!
1262
01:13:28,538 --> 01:13:30,907
WHERE ARE YOU?
1263
01:13:30,940 --> 01:13:33,710
CAN YOU HURRY?
1264
01:13:33,743 --> 01:13:35,211
HIDING FROM MY WIFE,
1265
01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:37,914
HIDING FROM
MY MANLY OBLIGATION,
1266
01:13:37,947 --> 01:13:41,017
OUR LOVE NEST
HAD BECOME A STUD FARM.
1267
01:13:42,486 --> 01:13:46,089
JAKEY, MY TEMPERATURE'S
JUST RIGHT!
1268
01:13:46,122 --> 01:13:49,025
WHERE ARE YOU?
HURRY! HURRY!
1269
01:13:52,195 --> 01:13:56,866
JEFFERSON EDWARD BRIGGS!
1270
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,802
HI, BABE.
1271
01:14:00,770 --> 01:14:03,740
WERE YOU WORKING ON
THE WATER HEATER AGAIN?
1272
01:14:03,773 --> 01:14:05,975
I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT YOU,
1273
01:14:06,009 --> 01:14:09,646
BUT IT'S BEEN 48 HOURS
SINCE OUR LAST COITION.
1274
01:14:09,679 --> 01:14:12,048
I HAVE
THE PILLOWS SET UP
1275
01:14:12,081 --> 01:14:15,885
SO THAT MY CERVIX
IS PLACED BETTER.
1276
01:14:15,919 --> 01:14:18,822
YOU CAN WATCH TV
IF YOU GET BORED.
1277
01:14:18,855 --> 01:14:23,993
HERE'S TO SUCCESSFUL
FERTILIZATION, SWEETIE.
1278
01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:25,762
* UH
1279
01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:27,631
* AH
1280
01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:28,865
* UH
1281
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:31,167
* I HEAR
SOMETHING SAYIN' *
1282
01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,902
* UH
1283
01:14:32,936 --> 01:14:34,904
* AH
1284
01:14:34,938 --> 01:14:36,506
* UH
1285
01:14:36,540 --> 01:14:38,508
* AH
1286
01:14:38,542 --> 01:14:40,510
* UH
1287
01:14:40,544 --> 01:14:42,045
* AH
1288
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:44,013
* UH
1289
01:14:44,047 --> 01:14:45,615
* WELL,
DON'T YOU KNOW *
1290
01:14:45,649 --> 01:14:47,517
* THAT'S THE SOUND
OF THE MEN *
1291
01:14:47,551 --> 01:14:52,822
* WORKING
ON THE CHAIN GANG *
1292
01:14:52,856 --> 01:14:55,024
* THAT'S THE SOUND
OF THE MEN *
1293
01:14:55,058 --> 01:14:58,161
* WORKING
ON THE CHAIN GANG *
1294
01:14:58,194 --> 01:15:00,296
* ALL DAY LONG
THEY'RE SAYIN' *
1295
01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,298
* UH
1296
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:03,833
* AH
1297
01:15:03,867 --> 01:15:05,902
* UH
1298
01:15:05,935 --> 01:15:07,771
* AH
1299
01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:09,639
* UH
1300
01:15:09,673 --> 01:15:11,174
* AH
1301
01:15:11,207 --> 01:15:13,109
* UH
1302
01:15:13,142 --> 01:15:14,578
* WELL,
DON'T YOU KNOW *
1303
01:15:14,611 --> 01:15:16,880
* THAT'S THE SOUND
OF THE MEN... *
1304
01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:29,926
MY FATHER DIED.
1305
01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:04,293
COME ON IN.
1306
01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:05,829
OH, DAVIS,
1307
01:16:05,862 --> 01:16:08,832
I FEEL SO BAD
ABOUT WHAT'S HAPPENED.
1308
01:16:08,865 --> 01:16:10,834
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
1309
01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,937
I'VE NEVER HAD ANYONE
CLOSE TO ME DIE BEFORE.
1310
01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,705
TELL ME ANYTHING.
1311
01:16:15,739 --> 01:16:17,874
WE MISS YOU.
HOW'S THAT?
1312
01:16:17,907 --> 01:16:19,909
WE?
1313
01:16:19,943 --> 01:16:22,178
JAKE AND I.
1314
01:16:22,211 --> 01:16:23,847
JAKE AND WHO?
1315
01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,348
ME.
1316
01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:26,349
YOU MISS ME?
1317
01:16:26,382 --> 01:16:28,317
YEAH.
1318
01:16:28,351 --> 01:16:29,919
WHY?
1319
01:16:29,953 --> 01:16:31,788
WHY?
1320
01:16:31,821 --> 01:16:35,124
'CAUSE WE'VE BEEN
FRIENDS FOR YEARS, AND...
1321
01:16:35,158 --> 01:16:37,260
IS THAT ALL?
1322
01:16:37,293 --> 01:16:39,228
FRIENDSHIP ISN'T ENOUGH?
1323
01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,664
SOMETIMES.
1324
01:16:42,732 --> 01:16:45,669
SOMETIMES NOT.
1325
01:16:47,771 --> 01:16:50,940
JAKE TOLD ME THAT...
1326
01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:53,376
YOU WANT
TO HAVE A BABY.
1327
01:16:59,182 --> 01:17:00,917
WHY?
1328
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,990
OH, 'CAUSE I'M...
1329
01:17:08,892 --> 01:17:10,827
I'M READY.
1330
01:17:10,860 --> 01:17:13,296
HOW DO YOU KNOW
YOU'RE READY?
1331
01:17:13,329 --> 01:17:14,898
YOU FEEL IT.
1332
01:17:14,931 --> 01:17:16,299
IS JAKE READY?
1333
01:17:16,332 --> 01:17:19,302
I THINK HE IS.
HE SAYS HE IS.
1334
01:17:19,335 --> 01:17:20,870
HOW DOES HE KNOW?
1335
01:17:20,904 --> 01:17:24,173
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE HE FEELS IT.
1336
01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:26,275
MAYBE NOT.
1337
01:17:26,309 --> 01:17:28,712
WHAT ARE YOU
TRYING TO SAY?
1338
01:17:28,745 --> 01:17:29,979
NOTHING.
1339
01:17:30,013 --> 01:17:32,215
NOTHING?
1340
01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:34,050
NOTHING.
1341
01:17:34,083 --> 01:17:35,885
OK.
1342
01:17:38,955 --> 01:17:40,656
SLEEP WELL.
1343
01:17:43,326 --> 01:17:45,094
I WON'T.
1344
01:17:49,966 --> 01:17:52,435
WHAT DO YOU
WANT FROM ME?
1345
01:17:52,468 --> 01:17:56,239
I WANT YOU
TO KISS ME GOOD NIGHT.
1346
01:17:56,272 --> 01:17:58,842
IT WAS STUPID.
NOW I'M SORRY.
1347
01:17:58,875 --> 01:18:00,844
I'VE HEARD SOME
MISERABLE COME-ONS.
1348
01:18:00,877 --> 01:18:03,312
YOU THINK
I'M SCUM, DON'T YOU,
1349
01:18:03,346 --> 01:18:06,315
BECAUSE I STAYED HERE
WITH THAT SLUT
1350
01:18:06,349 --> 01:18:07,951
THREE YEARS AGO?
1351
01:18:07,984 --> 01:18:10,219
LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
1352
01:18:11,921 --> 01:18:14,290
I ENVY JAKE.
1353
01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:16,860
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1354
01:18:17,927 --> 01:18:20,296
IT WAS VERY
DIFFICULT FOR ME
1355
01:18:20,329 --> 01:18:22,298
WHEN YOU TWO
GOT MARRIED.
1356
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:24,167
YOU'RE A LIAR.
1357
01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:28,004
I JUST WANTED YOU
TO KISS ME GOOD NIGHT...
1358
01:18:30,339 --> 01:18:34,878
SO THAT IN SOME
MICROSCOPIC WAY...
1359
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:42,185
I KNOW THAT YOU
CARE ABOUT ME.
1360
01:18:56,900 --> 01:18:58,968
I DO CARE.
1361
01:19:00,169 --> 01:19:02,839
I ALWAYS HAVE.
1362
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:13,116
NOT IN THIS
LIFETIME, DAVIS.
1363
01:19:14,918 --> 01:19:16,886
WHY NOT?
1364
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:19,522
YOU HAVE TO ASK?
1365
01:19:21,925 --> 01:19:23,993
YOU REALLY LOVE HIM.
1366
01:19:25,361 --> 01:19:28,331
WITH
EVERYTHING I AM.
1367
01:19:28,364 --> 01:19:31,935
NOTHING WILL
CHANGE THAT.
1368
01:19:31,968 --> 01:19:34,337
NOT YOUR HANDS
ON MY BODY,
1369
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:37,340
OR YOUR LOOKS
OR YOUR MONEY
OR CHARM.
1370
01:19:37,373 --> 01:19:39,042
NOTHING,
NOTHING.
1371
01:19:40,944 --> 01:19:43,880
IT DOESN'T HAVE
TO BE ABOUT LOVE.
1372
01:19:43,913 --> 01:19:47,216
AREN'T YOU
THE LEAST BIT CURIOUS?
1373
01:19:47,250 --> 01:19:50,519
DIDN'T YOU STEAL CANDY
WHEN YOU WERE A KID?
1374
01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:53,056
I'M NOT
A KID ANYMORE.
1375
01:19:53,089 --> 01:19:54,390
YOU GOT COLD, HUH?
1376
01:19:54,423 --> 01:19:56,059
I DIDN'T GET COLD.
1377
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:57,426
I FOUND OUT
SOMETHING
1378
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:59,462
YOU'RE NOT EVEN
CLOSE TO YET.
1379
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,064
EDUCATE ME.
1380
01:20:01,097 --> 01:20:03,066
FIGURE IT OUT
YOURSELF.
1381
01:20:03,099 --> 01:20:06,035
FEEL IT IN
YOUR OWN SKIN.
1382
01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,437
I WON'T TELL JAKE
ABOUT THIS.
1383
01:20:08,471 --> 01:20:10,073
IT ISN'T FATAL.
1384
01:20:10,106 --> 01:20:13,176
YOU HAVE
YOUR GOOD POINTS.
1385
01:20:15,211 --> 01:20:17,546
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
I EVER LOVED.
1386
01:20:17,580 --> 01:20:21,284
NO, DAVIS.
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE
YOU EVER LOVED.
1387
01:20:51,047 --> 01:20:53,349
JAKE?
MRS. BRIGGS CALLED.
1388
01:20:53,382 --> 01:20:55,318
MY MOTHER CALLED?
1389
01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:57,921
YOUR WIFE.
SHE'S DOWNTOWN.
1390
01:20:57,954 --> 01:20:59,522
WHAT'S SHE DOING
DOWNTOWN?
1391
01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:01,090
I DON'T KNOW.
1392
01:21:01,124 --> 01:21:03,426
SHE SAID
SHE'D MEET YOU,
1393
01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:05,094
AND IT
WAS IMPORTANT.
1394
01:21:05,128 --> 01:21:08,097
DID SHE SAY
WHAT WAS IMPORTANT?
1395
01:21:08,131 --> 01:21:12,035
NO. SHE SAID
YOU SHOULD
MEET HER AT 5:00
1396
01:21:12,068 --> 01:21:15,404
AT THE MUSEUM
OF NATURAL HISTORY.
1397
01:21:15,438 --> 01:21:18,407
IF YOU'RE STILL
IN LOVE WITH HER,
1398
01:21:18,441 --> 01:21:20,543
HOW COME
YOU'RE WITH ME?
1399
01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:27,383
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
1400
01:21:27,416 --> 01:21:29,986
[RING]
1401
01:21:30,019 --> 01:21:31,955
DILLON, PATTERSON,
AND REID.
1402
01:21:34,023 --> 01:21:35,959
HI.
1403
01:21:35,992 --> 01:21:38,027
WHY ARE
YOU CALLING ME?
1404
01:21:38,061 --> 01:21:40,363
NEVER CALL ME
AT WORK.
1405
01:21:42,065 --> 01:21:43,599
YEAH.
1406
01:21:43,632 --> 01:21:46,302
TALK TO YOU LATER.
I LOVE YOU. BYE.
1407
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,269
JAKE...
1408
01:22:25,774 --> 01:22:28,144
WE'RE GOING
TO HAVE A BABY.
1409
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:33,716
I FOUND OUT TODAY.
1410
01:22:33,749 --> 01:22:36,252
I DIDN'T WANT
TO TELL YOU
ON THE PHONE.
1411
01:22:39,088 --> 01:22:41,457
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
1412
01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,968
ARE YOU AS HAPPY
AS I AM?
1413
01:22:57,806 --> 01:23:00,143
I THINK SO. YEAH.
1414
01:23:03,512 --> 01:23:06,082
YEAH.
1415
01:23:14,723 --> 01:23:17,060
WE'RE BLESSED.
1416
01:23:31,707 --> 01:23:36,445
* APRON STRINGS
1417
01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:41,517
* HANGIN' EMPTY
CRAZY THINGS *
1418
01:23:41,550 --> 01:23:43,786
* MY BODY TELLS ME
1419
01:23:43,819 --> 01:23:51,560
* I WANT SOMEONE TO TIE
TO MY LONELY APRON STRINGS *
1420
01:23:53,096 --> 01:23:57,700
* APRON STRINGS
1421
01:23:57,733 --> 01:23:59,335
* WAITIN' FOR YOU
1422
01:23:59,368 --> 01:24:02,738
* PRETTY THINGS
1423
01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:04,807
* THAT I COULD
CALL YOU *
1424
01:24:04,840 --> 01:24:07,210
* I WANT SOMEONE TO TIE
1425
01:24:07,243 --> 01:24:13,182
* TO MY LONELY
APRON STRINGS *
1426
01:24:15,784 --> 01:24:17,620
* HE COULD LOOK
JUST LIKE ME *
1427
01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:20,756
* WHEN I WAS YOUNG
1428
01:24:20,789 --> 01:24:23,759
* AND I WONDER
AS THE DAYS UNWIND *
1429
01:24:23,792 --> 01:24:28,364
* WILL HE HAVE
YOUR EYES OR MINE *
1430
01:24:28,397 --> 01:24:30,766
* THEN I WAKE UP
1431
01:24:30,799 --> 01:24:34,303
* TO MY
1432
01:24:34,337 --> 01:24:40,643
* MY APRON STRINGS
1433
01:24:40,676 --> 01:24:42,245
* COLD AND LONELY
1434
01:24:42,278 --> 01:24:46,115
* FOR TIME BRINGS
1435
01:24:46,149 --> 01:24:49,518
* THOUGHTS THAT ONLY
WILL BE QUIET *
1436
01:24:49,552 --> 01:24:51,787
* WHEN SOMEONE CLINGS
1437
01:24:51,820 --> 01:24:56,592
* TO MY APRON STRINGS
1438
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:13,476
* YOU'D BE HAPPY WRAPPED
IN MY APRON STRINGS *
1439
01:25:15,211 --> 01:25:28,824
* YOU'D BE HAPPY WRAPPED
IN MY APRON STRINGS *
1440
01:25:30,359 --> 01:25:32,395
I'D STUMBLED
INTO A MARRIAGE,
1441
01:25:32,428 --> 01:25:33,796
DRIFTED
INTO A CAREER,
1442
01:25:33,829 --> 01:25:36,399
AND BACKED
INTO FATHERHOOD.
1443
01:25:36,432 --> 01:25:37,700
IT WAS TOO EASY.
1444
01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,635
I COULDN'T
CONVINCE MYSELF
1445
01:25:39,668 --> 01:25:41,404
THAT EVERYTHING
WAS ALL RIGHT.
1446
01:25:41,437 --> 01:25:43,406
THERE WAS
SOMETHING OUT THERE,
1447
01:25:43,439 --> 01:25:44,807
CIRCLING MY HAPPY HOME,
1448
01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:47,410
WATCHING ME,
STALKING ME,
1449
01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:49,645
WAITING TO STRIKE.
1450
01:26:10,399 --> 01:26:12,368
JAKE?
1451
01:26:12,401 --> 01:26:14,770
YEAH!
1452
01:26:14,803 --> 01:26:16,872
JAKE.
1453
01:26:18,374 --> 01:26:19,708
I'M WORKING!
1454
01:26:19,742 --> 01:26:22,478
JAKE, HONEY,
IT'S TIME.
1455
01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:25,481
TIME FOR WHAT?
1456
01:26:30,753 --> 01:26:32,888
[SIGHS]
1457
01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:09,658
[ENGINE STARTS]
1458
01:27:18,434 --> 01:27:20,235
[ENGINE REVS]
1459
01:27:24,940 --> 01:27:27,410
[TIRES SQUEAL]
1460
01:27:39,655 --> 01:27:42,024
[HORN HONKS
AND TIRES SQUEAL]
1461
01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:45,761
[HORN HONKS]
1462
01:27:51,467 --> 01:27:52,835
SORRY. I'M SORRY.
1463
01:27:52,868 --> 01:27:54,737
ARE YOU OK?
1464
01:27:54,770 --> 01:27:56,305
I'M FINE.
1465
01:27:56,339 --> 01:27:58,341
I'M GLAD
YOU CAME BACK.
1466
01:27:58,374 --> 01:28:00,443
YEAH. H-H-HOW
DO YOU FEEL?
1467
01:28:00,476 --> 01:28:01,844
I FEEL FINE.
1468
01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:02,978
TAKE IT SLOW.
1469
01:28:03,011 --> 01:28:05,648
I DON'T WANT YOU
TO RUSH.
1470
01:28:05,681 --> 01:28:08,050
JUST SIT DOWN.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1471
01:28:08,083 --> 01:28:09,918
MM-HMM.
1472
01:28:46,889 --> 01:28:48,691
[TIRES SCREECH]
1473
01:29:00,102 --> 01:29:01,670
THROUGH THE NOSE...
1474
01:29:01,704 --> 01:29:03,739
AND OUT
THROUGH THE MOUTH.
1475
01:29:03,772 --> 01:29:05,408
KRIS, YOU'RE
NOT BREATHING.
1476
01:29:05,441 --> 01:29:06,809
THROUGH THE NOSE...
1477
01:29:06,842 --> 01:29:08,811
AND OUT
THROUGH THE MOUTH.
1478
01:29:08,844 --> 01:29:10,813
OOH! SWEETIE,
ARE YOU OK?
1479
01:29:10,846 --> 01:29:13,416
FINE. FINE.
IN THROUGH THE NOSE...
1480
01:29:13,449 --> 01:29:15,083
OUT THROUGH
THE MOUTH...
1481
01:29:15,117 --> 01:29:16,819
YOU OK?
1482
01:29:16,852 --> 01:29:18,521
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1483
01:29:18,554 --> 01:29:20,556
REMEMBER EVERYTHING
WE LEARNED?
1484
01:29:20,589 --> 01:29:22,825
YOU GOT
YOUR FOCAL POINT?
1485
01:29:22,858 --> 01:29:24,527
WHERE IS IT?
1486
01:29:25,794 --> 01:29:27,430
BACK HERE? BUREAU?
1487
01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:30,899
YOU GOT TO
GET SOMETHING
MORE FOCAL.
1488
01:29:30,933 --> 01:29:32,635
WHAT? THE BUNNIES?
1489
01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:35,638
CONCENTRATE ON THAT
AND NOT ON THE PAIN.
1490
01:29:35,671 --> 01:29:37,973
PRETEND LIKE
THERE IS NO PAIN.
1491
01:29:38,006 --> 01:29:40,676
BABE, IT'S STARTING.
1492
01:29:40,709 --> 01:29:42,878
IT'S STARTED?
1493
01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,413
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY?
1494
01:29:44,447 --> 01:29:46,449
IT'S BEEN
ABOUT 10 SECONDS?
1495
01:29:46,482 --> 01:29:48,951
LESS? LESS? MORE?
1496
01:29:48,984 --> 01:29:51,019
WHAT, LESS?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!
1497
01:29:51,053 --> 01:29:52,955
WE'LL CALL IT 20.
1498
01:29:52,988 --> 01:29:55,758
WE'LL CALL IT
20, 25.
1499
01:29:55,791 --> 01:29:57,760
WHAT IS THIS? WHAT?
1500
01:29:57,793 --> 01:29:59,728
WHAT?
OH, I'M IN THE--
1501
01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:02,097
I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY.
1502
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:04,800
OH, SHIT!
1503
01:30:04,833 --> 01:30:06,569
LOOK AT THE BUNNIES.
1504
01:30:06,602 --> 01:30:08,403
BREATHE.
1505
01:30:09,638 --> 01:30:10,806
OK, BREATHE.
1506
01:30:21,984 --> 01:30:24,019
OH, THAT'S IT?
1507
01:30:29,892 --> 01:30:32,528
WHOA...HMM...
1508
01:30:34,897 --> 01:30:36,865
YOU OK?
1509
01:30:36,899 --> 01:30:38,534
ALL RIGHT.
1510
01:30:38,567 --> 01:30:39,968
YOU DID GOOD.
1511
01:30:40,002 --> 01:30:42,971
WE SHOULD WORK OUT
SOME KIND OF SIGNAL
1512
01:30:43,005 --> 01:30:44,507
WHEN
THE CONTRACTIONS START
1513
01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:47,510
BECAUSE I DIDN'T
KNOW IT WAS COMING.
1514
01:30:47,543 --> 01:30:49,945
JUST GRAB MY ARM.
THAT'S GOOD.
1515
01:30:49,978 --> 01:30:52,515
GRAB MY ARM
WHEN IT STARTS.
1516
01:30:52,548 --> 01:30:53,916
IT STARTED AGAIN?
1517
01:30:53,949 --> 01:30:57,085
IT ALREADY STARTED?
SO SOON?
1518
01:30:57,119 --> 01:30:58,821
OH! OH, GOD!
1519
01:30:58,854 --> 01:31:00,523
NURSE!
1520
01:31:03,592 --> 01:31:05,528
DO I COME WITH?
1521
01:31:05,561 --> 01:31:08,564
NO. YOU WAIT HERE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1522
01:31:08,597 --> 01:31:09,965
OK. OK.
1523
01:31:09,998 --> 01:31:11,967
YOU WANT--
I HOLD THESE?
1524
01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:13,569
OK. OK, BABE.
1525
01:31:13,602 --> 01:31:14,970
SEE YA.
1526
01:31:15,003 --> 01:31:16,204
UH...
1527
01:31:16,238 --> 01:31:17,973
REMEMBER
YOUR BREATHING.
1528
01:31:18,006 --> 01:31:19,675
JUST RELAX NOW.
1529
01:31:32,755 --> 01:31:35,691
OK, OK, KRISTY.
1530
01:31:35,724 --> 01:31:38,160
WE'RE GOING
TO MOVE YOU OVER.
1531
01:31:39,562 --> 01:31:42,698
JUST NICE AND EASY.
THAT'S IT.
1532
01:31:44,900 --> 01:31:46,535
WHEW.
1533
01:32:00,282 --> 01:32:03,251
LOOK AT THIS ONE.
1534
01:32:03,285 --> 01:32:04,953
[INTERCOM BUZZES]
1535
01:32:06,188 --> 01:32:07,856
DON'T TOUCH THAT.
1536
01:32:07,890 --> 01:32:08,857
OH, UH...
1537
01:32:08,891 --> 01:32:09,858
SORRY.
1538
01:32:09,892 --> 01:32:11,193
MY FAULT. SORRY.
1539
01:32:11,226 --> 01:32:13,829
OK, KRISTY.
CONTROL YOUR BREATHING NOW.
1540
01:32:13,862 --> 01:32:14,863
ALL RIGHT?
1541
01:32:14,897 --> 01:32:16,865
WHEN YOU FEEL
THE CONTRACTION,
1542
01:32:16,899 --> 01:32:19,868
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
AND HOLD IT.
1543
01:32:19,902 --> 01:32:21,870
DO YOU FEEL
THE CONTRACTION?
1544
01:32:21,904 --> 01:32:24,172
DEEP BREATH IN
AND HOLD IT FOR 10.
1545
01:32:24,206 --> 01:32:28,777
1, 2, 3, 4, 5,
1546
01:32:28,811 --> 01:32:33,148
6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
1547
01:32:33,181 --> 01:32:35,150
OK, BLOW IT OUT.
1548
01:32:35,183 --> 01:32:37,152
TAKE ANOTHER
DEEP BREATH IN,
1549
01:32:37,185 --> 01:32:39,822
AND HOLD IT
WHILE I COUNT TO 10 AGAIN.
1550
01:32:39,855 --> 01:32:41,690
1, 2...
1551
01:32:47,195 --> 01:32:48,296
AHEM.
1552
01:32:48,330 --> 01:32:49,898
OH! HI.
1553
01:32:49,932 --> 01:32:51,834
I WAS JUST,
UH, WATCHING.
1554
01:32:51,867 --> 01:32:53,235
HERE WE GO.
1555
01:32:53,268 --> 01:32:54,837
PUT THESE ON.
1556
01:32:54,870 --> 01:32:56,171
IS THIS MY SIZE?
1557
01:32:56,204 --> 01:32:58,240
THEY'RE ONE SIZE
FITS ALL.
1558
01:32:58,273 --> 01:32:59,241
OK.
1559
01:32:59,274 --> 01:33:01,243
OK, WHAT
IS THIS, UH...
1560
01:33:01,276 --> 01:33:02,811
GET THESE ON.
1561
01:33:02,845 --> 01:33:04,212
COME BACK TO ME,
AND I'LL TAKE YOU IN.
1562
01:33:04,246 --> 01:33:08,383
OK, GREAT.
1563
01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:09,785
MR. BRIGGS,
1564
01:33:09,818 --> 01:33:12,821
THAT GOES ON
OVER YOUR CLOTHES.
1565
01:33:12,855 --> 01:33:14,189
YEAH, OF COURSE.
1566
01:33:14,222 --> 01:33:15,658
I'M SORRY.
1567
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:19,928
WHERE'S MY HUSBAND?
1568
01:33:19,962 --> 01:33:22,364
HE'LL BE HERE
REAL SOON, KRISTY.
1569
01:33:22,397 --> 01:33:24,366
OH, GOD!
1570
01:33:24,399 --> 01:33:26,068
OH, OH! OW!
1571
01:33:27,369 --> 01:33:29,371
OH, JAKE! JAKE!
1572
01:33:29,404 --> 01:33:31,674
DID I DO
THIS THING RIGHT?
1573
01:33:31,707 --> 01:33:32,908
LOOKS OK.
1574
01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:35,377
WE'RE GOING TO
THE DELIVERY ROOM?
1575
01:33:35,410 --> 01:33:37,946
I FEEL GOOD.
I FEEL CHARGED.
1576
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,347
YOU'LL BE JUST FINE.
1577
01:33:39,381 --> 01:33:41,283
I THOUGHT
I'D BE NERVOUS.
1578
01:33:41,316 --> 01:33:44,787
THIS IS GREAT.
RIGHT IN HERE?
1579
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,325
WAIT HERE A SECOND.
1580
01:33:50,358 --> 01:33:52,127
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
1581
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:56,098
GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
1582
01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:57,900
YOU'LL HAVE
TO WAIT OUTSIDE.
1583
01:33:57,933 --> 01:33:58,967
WHY?
1584
01:33:59,001 --> 01:34:00,302
THERE'S BEEN
A COMPLICATION.
1585
01:34:00,335 --> 01:34:01,970
YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT--
1586
01:34:02,004 --> 01:34:04,106
MR. BRIGGS!
MR. BRIGGS, PLEASE!
1587
01:34:04,139 --> 01:34:05,173
YOU'RE GOING--
1588
01:34:05,207 --> 01:34:07,843
THAT'S MY WIFE!
1589
01:34:07,876 --> 01:34:10,178
JUST TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON!
1590
01:34:10,212 --> 01:34:13,315
JUST TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON!
1591
01:34:13,348 --> 01:34:15,250
IF YOU'LL
JUST CALM DOWN,
1592
01:34:15,283 --> 01:34:17,986
I'LL FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON
1593
01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,088
AND COME BACK FOR YOU.
1594
01:34:29,231 --> 01:34:33,268
KRISTY, I WANT YOU
TO LISTEN TO ME RIGHT NOW.
1595
01:34:33,301 --> 01:34:35,871
I WANT TO GET IT OUT.
1596
01:34:35,904 --> 01:34:37,873
STOP PUSHING
WITH YOUR CONTRACTIONS.
1597
01:34:37,906 --> 01:34:40,275
I GOT TO GET IT OUT!
1598
01:34:40,308 --> 01:34:42,210
STOP PUSHING
WITH YOUR CONTRACTIONS.
1599
01:34:42,244 --> 01:34:44,780
YOU'RE NOT DOING
YOURSELF ANY GOOD.
1600
01:34:44,813 --> 01:34:47,282
I GOT TO GET IT OUT!
1601
01:34:50,118 --> 01:34:51,720
OH, GOD, OH.
1602
01:35:06,869 --> 01:35:08,503
MR. BRIGGS...
1603
01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:11,907
THE BABY IS IN
A BREECH PRESENTATION.
1604
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:12,975
UH-HUH.
1605
01:35:13,008 --> 01:35:14,376
IT'S COMING OUT
BACKWARDS.
1606
01:35:14,409 --> 01:35:17,045
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
1607
01:35:17,079 --> 01:35:20,382
THE BABY'S HEAD
IS CAUGHT.
1608
01:35:20,415 --> 01:35:22,317
IT'S TOO EARLY TO TELL,
1609
01:35:22,350 --> 01:35:25,353
BUT WE'RE DOING
EVERYTHING WE CAN.
1610
01:35:47,910 --> 01:35:57,119
* AH-HA OOH
1611
01:35:57,152 --> 01:36:05,227
* AH-HA OOH
1612
01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:14,369
* AH-HA OOH
1613
01:36:14,402 --> 01:36:19,007
* PRAY GOD YOU CAN COPE
1614
01:36:19,041 --> 01:36:24,346
* I'LL STAND OUTSIDE
THIS WOMAN'S WORK *
1615
01:36:24,379 --> 01:36:27,215
* THIS WOMAN'S WORLD
1616
01:36:27,249 --> 01:36:31,153
* OOH, IT'S HARD
ON THE MAN *
1617
01:36:31,186 --> 01:36:35,190
* NOW HIS PART IS OVER
1618
01:36:35,223 --> 01:36:38,326
* NOW STARTS THE CRAFT
1619
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:44,366
* OF THE FATHER
1620
01:36:44,399 --> 01:36:48,203
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LITTLE LIFE IN YOU YET *
1621
01:36:48,236 --> 01:36:52,574
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF STRENGTH LEFT *
1622
01:36:52,607 --> 01:36:56,244
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LITTLE LIFE IN YOU YET *
1623
01:36:56,278 --> 01:36:59,614
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF STRENGTH LEFT *
1624
01:36:59,647 --> 01:37:01,183
* I SHOULD BE CRYIN'
1625
01:37:01,216 --> 01:37:03,485
* BUT I JUST CAN'T
LET IT SHOW *
1626
01:37:03,518 --> 01:37:07,255
* I SHOULD BE HOPIN',
BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKIN' *
1627
01:37:07,289 --> 01:37:09,591
* OF ALL THE THINGS
I SHOULD HAVE SAID *
1628
01:37:09,624 --> 01:37:11,426
* THAT I NEVER SAID
1629
01:37:11,459 --> 01:37:13,428
* ALL THE THINGS
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE *
1630
01:37:13,461 --> 01:37:15,263
* THAT WE NEVER DID
1631
01:37:15,297 --> 01:37:16,932
* ALL THE THINGS
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN *
1632
01:37:16,965 --> 01:37:18,400
* BUT I DIDN'T
1633
01:37:18,433 --> 01:37:21,536
* OH, DARLIN'
1634
01:37:21,569 --> 01:37:25,040
* MAKE IT GO
1635
01:37:25,073 --> 01:37:29,511
* MAKE IT GO AWAY
1636
01:37:34,182 --> 01:37:43,558
* GIVE ME THESE
MOMENTS BACK *
1637
01:37:43,591 --> 01:37:48,330
* GIVE THEM BACK
1638
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:50,999
* TO ME
1639
01:37:52,167 --> 01:37:59,975
* GIVE ME
THAT LITTLE KISS *
1640
01:38:00,008 --> 01:38:06,148
* GIVE ME YOUR HAND
1641
01:38:06,181 --> 01:38:10,118
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF STRENGTH LEFT *
1642
01:38:10,152 --> 01:38:13,688
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LITTLE LIFE IN YOU YET *
1643
01:38:13,721 --> 01:38:16,691
* I KNOW YOU HAVE
A LOT OF STRENGTH LEFT *
1644
01:38:16,724 --> 01:38:21,263
* I SHOULD BE CRYIN',
BUT I JUST CAN'T LET IT SHOW *
1645
01:38:24,332 --> 01:38:30,605
* I SHOULD BE HOPIN',
BUT I CAN'T STOP THINKIN' *
1646
01:38:32,174 --> 01:38:34,209
* OF ALL THE THINGS
WE SHOULD HAVE SAID *
1647
01:38:34,242 --> 01:38:35,710
* THAT WE NEVER SAID
1648
01:38:35,743 --> 01:38:37,645
* ALL THE THINGS
WE SHOULD HAVE DONE *
1649
01:38:37,679 --> 01:38:39,414
* THAT WE NEVER DID
1650
01:38:39,447 --> 01:38:43,185
* ALL THE THINGS
THAT YOU NEEDED FROM ME *
1651
01:38:43,218 --> 01:38:46,955
* ALL THE THINGS THAT
YOU WANTED FOR ME *
1652
01:38:46,989 --> 01:38:48,690
* ALL THE THINGS
I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN *
1653
01:38:48,723 --> 01:38:53,528
* BUT I DIDN'T
1654
01:38:53,561 --> 01:39:00,468
* OH, DARLIN',
MAKE IT GO AWAY *
1655
01:39:02,137 --> 01:39:06,541
* JUST MAKE IT GO AWAY
1656
01:39:06,574 --> 01:39:10,045
* NOW
1657
01:39:38,073 --> 01:39:39,674
HI, SWEETIE.
1658
01:39:52,354 --> 01:39:55,657
I DIDN'T WANT
ANYBODY ELSE TO TELL YOU.
1659
01:39:58,426 --> 01:40:00,628
BABE, IT'S A BOY.
1660
01:40:06,834 --> 01:40:08,170
WHAT?
1661
01:40:08,203 --> 01:40:10,638
WE HAVE A BOY.
1662
01:40:14,142 --> 01:40:19,181
* I CAN HEAR HER HEARTBEAT
FOR 1,000 MILES *
1663
01:40:19,214 --> 01:40:20,482
HE'S OK?
1664
01:40:20,515 --> 01:40:22,717
* AND THE HEAVENS OPEN
1665
01:40:22,750 --> 01:40:27,089
* EVERY TIME SHE SMILES
1666
01:40:27,122 --> 01:40:28,790
* AND WHEN I COME TO HER
1667
01:40:28,823 --> 01:40:33,061
* THAT'S WHERE I BELONG
1668
01:40:33,095 --> 01:40:35,497
* YES, I'M RUNNIN' TO HER
1669
01:40:35,530 --> 01:40:38,333
* LIKE A RIVER'S SONG
1670
01:40:38,366 --> 01:40:40,102
* SHE GIVES ME LOVE
1671
01:40:40,135 --> 01:40:41,536
I LOVE YOU.
1672
01:40:41,569 --> 01:40:44,772
* CRAZY LOVE
1673
01:40:44,806 --> 01:40:48,643
* SHE GIVES ME LOVE
1674
01:40:48,676 --> 01:40:51,446
* CRAZY
1675
01:40:51,479 --> 01:40:52,714
* LOVE
1676
01:40:52,747 --> 01:40:54,316
AND IN THE END,
1677
01:40:54,349 --> 01:40:58,420
I REALIZED I TOOK
MORE THAN I GAVE,
1678
01:40:58,453 --> 01:41:01,523
THAT I WAS TRUSTED
MORE THAN I TRUSTED,
1679
01:41:01,556 --> 01:41:04,626
THAT I WAS LOVED
MORE THAN I LOVED.
1680
01:41:04,659 --> 01:41:08,696
WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR
WAS NOT TO BE FOUND...
1681
01:41:08,730 --> 01:41:11,166
BUT TO BE MADE.
1682
01:41:20,642 --> 01:41:24,479
* SHE GIVE ME
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE *
1683
01:41:24,512 --> 01:41:27,149
* CRAZY LOVE
1684
01:41:27,182 --> 01:41:30,818
* SHE GIVE ME LOVE
1685
01:41:30,852 --> 01:41:33,555
* CRAZY
1686
01:41:33,588 --> 01:41:36,624
* CRAZY LOVE
1687
01:41:38,193 --> 01:41:40,495
* AH, CRAZY LOVE
1688
01:42:01,716 --> 01:42:04,219
HOW ABOUT
A NICE, SIMPLE NAME?
1689
01:42:04,252 --> 01:42:05,287
LARRY.
1690
01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:07,189
BOB.
1691
01:42:07,222 --> 01:42:09,857
IF IT'S A BOY,
NAME IT AFTER ME.
1692
01:42:09,891 --> 01:42:10,925
RUSSELL.
1693
01:42:10,958 --> 01:42:12,394
JEFFERSON JUNIOR?
1694
01:42:12,427 --> 01:42:13,528
GEORGE.
1695
01:42:13,561 --> 01:42:15,330
ARNOLD?
CALEB.
1696
01:42:15,363 --> 01:42:16,531
IAN.
MARK.
1697
01:42:16,564 --> 01:42:17,532
MARMADUKE.
1698
01:42:17,565 --> 01:42:19,901
OTTO. NOT ENOUGH OTTOS.
1699
01:42:19,934 --> 01:42:22,270
DOUGLAS?
REGINALD.
1700
01:42:22,304 --> 01:42:23,671
IGOR.
HYMAN.
1701
01:42:23,705 --> 01:42:26,741
SCHWOCK. DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.
1702
01:42:26,774 --> 01:42:28,210
HEARD IT ON A BUS.
1703
01:42:28,243 --> 01:42:29,944
DAVID.
Both: ALFRED.
1704
01:42:29,977 --> 01:42:32,914
IRWIN.
MELONHEAD OR LIZARD.
1705
01:42:32,947 --> 01:42:33,948
HUEY.
1706
01:42:33,981 --> 01:42:35,750
BASIL.
ROLAND?
1707
01:42:35,783 --> 01:42:37,885
HMM...NAMES FOR A BOY?
1708
01:42:37,919 --> 01:42:39,954
MY WIFE'S PARTIAL
TO BOR-BOR.
1709
01:42:39,987 --> 01:42:41,723
JASON?
JEROME.
1710
01:42:41,756 --> 01:42:44,226
VLADIMIR.
MAXIMILLIAN.
1711
01:42:44,259 --> 01:42:45,593
NICHOLAS.
ABNER.
1712
01:42:45,627 --> 01:42:46,961
JOHANN.
MICHAEL.
1713
01:42:46,994 --> 01:42:52,234
UH, CRYOBORG, GANDORF,
KLAUS, VALDOR, SLAGATHOR...
1714
01:42:52,267 --> 01:42:53,735
UH, SLAGGY FOR SHORT.
1715
01:42:53,768 --> 01:42:55,903
RUDOLPH.
PETER.
ASHLEY.
1716
01:42:55,937 --> 01:43:00,342
I'VE LIKED FOR YEARS
QUEEG, BLIGH,
1717
01:43:00,375 --> 01:43:02,910
NARGALZIUS, ROLO,
AND VORTEGUR.
1718
01:43:02,944 --> 01:43:04,746
JEAN-MARC.
Both: MOHAMMED.
1719
01:43:04,779 --> 01:43:06,314
MELVIN.
MILTON.
DUANE.
1720
01:43:06,348 --> 01:43:08,416
KLAUS.
TOBY? KIND OF SISSY.
1721
01:43:08,450 --> 01:43:11,886
BUT OK,
HE'LL BE A PRIEST.
1722
01:43:11,919 --> 01:43:13,488
BLIND BOYD GRUNT.
1723
01:43:13,521 --> 01:43:14,589
JASPER.
1724
01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:16,391
OPIE?
WALTER.
1725
01:43:16,424 --> 01:43:18,660
IF YOU WANT TO TORMENT HIM,
CALL HIM CECIL.
1726
01:43:18,693 --> 01:43:21,329
CHARLIE.
Both: TERRENCE.
1727
01:43:21,363 --> 01:43:22,997
CHARLIE THE FIRST.
1728
01:43:23,030 --> 01:43:24,932
GEORGE.
HARRY.
1729
01:43:24,966 --> 01:43:26,368
LARRY.
REUBEN.
1730
01:43:26,401 --> 01:43:27,735
YOU COULD GO SILLY
1731
01:43:27,769 --> 01:43:30,605
AND CALL HIM, UH, SKIPPY.
1732
01:43:30,638 --> 01:43:32,440
WHEELER.
JIM.
1733
01:43:32,474 --> 01:43:33,808
WINTHROP.
1734
01:43:33,841 --> 01:43:35,743
BARNEY IS A GOOD NAME.
1735
01:43:35,777 --> 01:43:36,844
GROVER.
1736
01:43:36,878 --> 01:43:38,313
ALVIN.
ELLIOT.
1737
01:43:38,346 --> 01:43:39,814
LINUS.
ROSCOE?
1738
01:43:39,847 --> 01:43:42,450
KERWIN.
KIOSHIAMAMOTO.
1739
01:43:42,484 --> 01:43:44,352
PATRICK.
LITTLE SUCK.
1740
01:43:44,386 --> 01:43:45,753
DASHIEL.
FRED.
1741
01:43:45,787 --> 01:43:47,422
ORBY LEE.
JASPER.
1742
01:43:47,455 --> 01:43:49,791
JAZZ. J-A-Z-Z.
1743
01:43:49,824 --> 01:43:51,526
GUIDO.
HORATIO.
1744
01:43:51,559 --> 01:43:52,560
BABY MAGIC.
1745
01:43:52,594 --> 01:43:54,296
WHO WOULDN'T LOVE THAT?
1746
01:43:54,329 --> 01:43:56,331
EVERYBODY WOULD. I WOULD.
1747
01:43:56,364 --> 01:43:57,899
SPIKE.
ADOLPH.
1748
01:43:57,932 --> 01:43:59,834
CHRIS.
MARK.
1749
01:43:59,867 --> 01:44:02,970
UH, MUCUS.
1750
01:44:03,004 --> 01:44:04,038
MUCUS?
1751
01:44:04,071 --> 01:44:05,640
WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
1752
01:44:05,673 --> 01:44:06,908
CONAN.
1753
01:44:06,941 --> 01:44:09,677
WHAT ABOUT BILLY?
1754
01:44:09,711 --> 01:44:10,912
MMM, I LIKE BILLY.
1755
01:44:10,945 --> 01:44:12,347
BUNKY.
BEAUFORD.
1756
01:44:12,380 --> 01:44:13,615
BREWSTER.
BERTULUCCI.
1757
01:44:13,648 --> 01:44:14,816
BARNEY.
BASIL.
1758
01:44:14,849 --> 01:44:16,818
BUTCH.
BORIS.
BEAUREGARD.
1759
01:44:16,851 --> 01:44:19,287
BELLAWACKADAYFORLONGER-
AMSTERDAMANDASHQUININA.
1760
01:44:19,321 --> 01:44:20,722
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
1761
01:44:20,755 --> 01:44:21,956
UH...
1762
01:44:21,989 --> 01:44:23,791
All: SO WHAT'S WRONG
WITH MY NAME?
1763
01:44:23,825 --> 01:44:25,893
DID WE SAY
CHRISTOPHER YET?
1764
01:44:25,927 --> 01:44:27,061
YEAH.
1765
01:44:27,094 --> 01:44:28,830
I LIKE CHRISTOPHER.
1766
01:44:28,863 --> 01:44:30,765
I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.
1767
01:44:34,936 --> 01:44:38,606
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1768
01:44:41,809 --> 01:44:45,447
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1769
01:44:48,883 --> 01:44:51,986
* MIXED DRINKS
AND MIXED EMOTIONS *
1770
01:44:52,019 --> 01:44:55,657
* YOU FEEL THE BEAT
OF A BRAND-NEW HEART *
1771
01:44:55,690 --> 01:44:58,993
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1772
01:44:59,026 --> 01:45:02,296
* IT DRAWS YOU CLOSE
AS IT TEARS YOU APART *
1773
01:45:03,898 --> 01:45:07,469
* WILL IT BE
A BOY OR A GIRL *
1774
01:45:07,502 --> 01:45:09,671
* AND WHAT WILL IT MAKE
OF THE WORLD *
1775
01:45:09,704 --> 01:45:13,307
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1776
01:45:16,611 --> 01:45:20,081
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1777
01:45:23,718 --> 01:45:27,321
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1778
01:45:30,658 --> 01:45:34,028
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY *
1779
01:45:37,632 --> 01:45:40,635
* ALL CHANGE,
SHE'S HAVING A BABY... *
1780
01:45:40,668 --> 01:45:43,638
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1781
01:45:43,671 --> 01:45:46,841
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