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MINOR ABDUCTION AND MURDER SUSPECT WANTED

"BODY FOUND 4 MONTHS AFTER ABDUCTION"

Why on earth...

did he make us lose the sound?

Is it...

because of that show?

"WICKED ACT OF SANTA, DISAPPEARED SOUND"

My goodness.

What a mess. What a mess.

How come she only looks for the Santa all year long?

Does she even eat properly?

Gosh. She needs to eat to work.

Poor thing.

Did you stay up all night again?

Are you sure this time?

Don't worry. It will air for sure.

Did you get a call from the witness?

Not yet. I'll keep calling him.

Are you obsessed about this case...

because you feel guilty?

What happened to her isn't your fault.

I feel bad for the girl, but he...

It's not like that.

It's our job to draw attention...

to the unsolved cases, right?

Right.

Would the day to have tripe jeongol ever come?

Zombies have a great sense of smell.

Especially the smell of meat.

It's a human.

I'm craving for humans more and more.

No.

Gosh.

What was that?

Is it a wild animal?

36 hours since slaughtered.

Korean prime pork foreleg.

It has a strong smell of green tea.

This pig grew up eating green tea.

Gosh. I don't like green tea.

I said if you ignore my warning, you'll get hurt.

Humans are cruel.

Is it really dead?

My goodness.

What? It's still alive.

Where is he?

I'm here.

- Per? - Person...

- Office? - Office...

That person...

A key?

What should I do about this human?

You may rest in peace.

How can you feel hungry?

You're crazy. You're insane.

Kim Moo Young.

Detective?

"Finding people."

FINDING PEOPLE, COLLECTING EVIDENCE, AFFAIRS, TRACING

Would he be able to find who I am?

KIM MOO YOUNG AGENCY

KIM MOO YOUNG AGENCY

Gosh. He needs to clean up.

It's disgusting.

DETECTIVE KIM MOO YOUNG

RESTRICTED NUMBER

A HEADLESS BADGER IN MOUNT CHOWEOL

It ate...

the badger's head again.

A HEADLESS BADGER IN MOUNT CHOWEOL

It's not by a human...

nor by a wild boar.

Gosh. That looks good.

Right. I'm a zombie.

Here.

Shoot.

Hey, Gong Seon Ji.

You're back.

- Aunt Seon Ji. - Joon Woo!

Seon Ji. Pass.

I thought you were busy. What made you come here?

I had things nearby, so I dropped by.

Are you undercover? What's the case this time?

Drug dealing? Distribution of pornography? Fraud?

You're such a writer for "In-Depth 70 minutes".

Draw a line between public and private matters, Gong Seon Ji.

Spill out a little.

What are friends for?

We need to help out each other.

Help out?

Don't you know the police bulletin board is a mess after the show airs?

It's better to avoid Superintendent Hwang for a while.

I thought he'd like to see me...

because he may want to be on TV.

You followed him to the bathroom to persuade him.

Did I? You're going to eat, right?

I have to go soon. I just dropped by.

You just dropped by?

Your case sounds urgent.

There's a lady in my town who took lodge money.

Are you working on that case?

- Do you want to know? - Yes.

Actually...

What?

Joon Woo, let's play soccer.

Cha Do Hyun! How can you do that to me?

Tell me about the case!

Joon Woo, pass me the ball!

Come here!

Take the ball, Joon Woo!

Back at the agency, I searched for missing persons nationwide.

To see if I can find myself.

HWANG, 30S, MISSING FROM GANGRIM A YEAR AGO, IS FOUND IN A LAKE.

This is not me either.

I'm starving.

There were lots to eat at the mountain.

What do I eat here?

A pigeon!

No matter how hungry I am, eating a pigeon seems too much.

Pigeons are full of germs.

Forget it.

I may eat human if I don't eat that.

I heard a pigeon can spread the virus through poop.

I'm a zombie. I can't complain about pigeon virus.

What is he doing?

In our country,

there's a pigeon and horse dish.

It's a dish made with meat...

of boiled pigeon and horse.

Is he doing that to eat the pigeon?

Then he is crazy.

I'm sorry.

DETECTIVE AGENCY, GANGRIM DETECTIVE

There should be only one detective in this world.

Isn't there another one called "Sherlock"?

There should be only one detective in Asia.

There's Conan and Hajime Kindaichi.

Kids don't count!

Kids should be in school. If not, it called child abuse.

I'm sorry.

He was no where to be seen for a while.

I'll make sure that he regrets...

coming back to Gangrim.

We sound so evil.

I can't help it.

GIMBAP, HALLOWEEN CHICKEN

I need money to eat.

Since I'm in town where humans live,

I'll have to earn money like them.

PART-TIME KINGDOM

CONVENIENCE STORE, WORK FROM HOME. CONSULTANT, CAFÉ AND RESTAURANT

The one with the least contact with humans.

A PART-TIME JOB THAT SONG GANG HO CHOSE IN "PARASITE"

A HEADLESS BADGER IN MOUNT CHOWEOL

THERE'S NO SEARCH RESULT.

Did it move its habitat?

It's strange.

A headless badger?

Seon Ji, I almost hit you.

What about a badger, Tae Kyun?

In Mount Choweol, headless wild animals were found.

I think...

- zombies did that. - Zombies?

Zombie's weakness is the head.

And headless wild animals were found.

Why? Instinctively, zombies think...

the other animals' weakness is also the head.

So they start eating from the head.

Tae Kyun,

you're still obsessed with zombies.

Seon Ji.

I'll make a successful comeback.

You know I have so much talent...

to just give up the movie.

Look.

Director Lee Tae Kyun's début film.

It's the story of zombies trying to go to Busan.

The record-breaking blockbuster, "Fast Train to Busan".

For 10 years,

I've been thinking about the reason...

only 23 people watched this movie.

I still can't figure it out.

It's scary that you still haven't figured that out.

This romantic movie, for China, the one you can't see without tears,

"Chinese Zombie's Hug from Behind".

When my sister found out...

you made that with instalment savings,

she had three hair loss spots, that were the size of a nickel.

No, she had four.

That's a lot.

A horror movie of joint productions between Korea and Hong Kong,

"Why Did Hong Kong Granny Ghost Have to Go Back to Hong Kong?"

Why did she have to go to Hong Kong, Tae Kyun?

Ji Seon, Hong Kong granny ghost...

is a hit in the era of longevity.

The movie was just not in the right time.

It's so tragic.

Of course.

Tae Kyun, you're so positive.

That's why you live with my sister.

Of course,

you're the only one who gets how I feel.

I always do.

What did I say will happen when you talk about movies?

You said I'll be dead.

We're so dead.

Gong Seon Ji.

- Yes? - When will you pay your expenses?

Could you give me a week more?

Honey!

It's the part-time job that Song Gang Ho chose.

It's so much labour work!

I didn't come down to the town for this.

CAP PIZZA. PIZZA IS A CUISINE.

What?

Why does it look so delicious?

FROM HODU'S DAD. A DETECTIVE? CAN YOU FIND ANYTHING?

FROM HODU'S DAD. A DETECTIVE? CAN YOU FIND ANYTHING?

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE? I WANT TO REQUEST.

Request?

This old agency gets a customer?

YOU'VE JUST READ.

ARE YOU IGNORING ME? I'LL COME AND FIND YOU NOW.

HOW MUCH IS IT FOR THE JOB?

Why do I have to deal with this wack?

20,000 FOR A PERSON

20,000 for a person, 5,000 for an animal.

DEAL!

I can't do a detective's work.

How long will it take to finish folding those?

With 5,000 dollars, I can hold out for couple months.

But, how do I work as a detective with this face?

FREE TRIAL FOR SUPER COVERING BB CREAM. GO OUT IN CONFIDENCE!

YOUR HURT SKIN!

Super coverage?

YOUR HURT SKIN!

GO OUT IN CONFIDENCE NOW!

God hasn't abandoned me.

KIM MOO YOUNG AGENCY

This is the best disguise.

Oh, no.

Are you Hodu's dad?

You're the detective?

- Eun Hee, here. - Yes.

Sir, are you really a detective?

How do you become a detective?

Which one is stronger? You or Conan?

Give me what you've told me.

Here.

You have to pay the deposit first.

I don't trust people.

What is this for?

You've said...

20,000 for a person, 5,000 for an animal.

You thought that's 50 cents?

Since I'm out here, I can't go back with empty hands.

I won't!

Hey, booger. If you want to know if your dog is alive,

you have to bring me the rest of 5,000 dollars.

I don't have that much money.

You don't?

Then take out whatever you have now.

Sir, are you taking money from us?

- Taking money? - You're not a detective, are you?

I think he's a fraud.

If you know who I am,

you'll be terrified and poop in your pants.

This is a warning for all you boogers.

Let's just give him 50 cents and go.

I'm late for my academy.

- Let's just go. - Let's go.

Give me back my 50 cents.

Refund is not possible if it is a change of mind by a customer.

That's not fair!

- Give me back my money! - Give him back!

- Give him back now! - Come on!

- Take your hands off of me. - Come on!

- Give him back! - Now!

That 50 cents belongs to Joon Woo.

The ones who commit crime to children...

should be ripped apart into pieces.

Of course.

That's not a human.

That's an animal disguised in human's face.

Are you in disguise, then?

Few days ago, there was a flasher in front of an elementary school.

- Give him back! - Now!

- Give the money back to Joon Woo! - Come on!

- There he is. - What?

Where are you going, Ms. Gong?

- Don't! - Give him back!

- Give him back! - Now!

- Give back the money! - Come on!

Joon Woo!

Aunt Seon Ji!

Are you okay?

Sir, what are you doing there?

Aunt Seon Ji, he's not giving my money back.

He's so cheap.

You don't look like you live around here.

What do you have in your fist?

No need to be scared. In the world of jungle,

you'll be the prey if you look scared.

- There's no need of a third party. - A third party?

My third ego is about to come out.

Do you think you're the first creep I've seen?

Ms. Gong, why are you making big deal?

Let's ask Detective Cha to handle this.

What if he runs away?

A pervert like him should be caught right away.

A pervert? How rude of her to say that?

Sir, can I see your ankle?

I need to see if you're wearing an electronic anklet.

Who is this piece of work?

Come on.

Why? You can't show them to me?

If you're innocent, that shouldn't be a problem, right?

He's not so innocent, I guess.

You have to come to the police station with me.

There are so many witnesses here.

I need to back off for now.

That pervert!

I'm going to get you!

Oh, my.

That bastard!

What? Why is she following me?

You!

- You! - Die!

Die!

Die you dirty zombie!

Stop!

Get him!

Get him!

Stop!

- Let's go. - You have to pay first!

Stop!

Thankfully, zombies don't get tired.

I'll have to borrow this for a minute.

Your aunt was an athlete, right? What sport did she do?

Shot put.

- To the middle! - Middle!

This is how I'll face the end of my life by humans.

THANKS TO GUEST STARS FOR SPECIAL APPEARANCES.

YU JAE SEOK, YOO MIN SANG, KIM MIN KYOUNG, KIM YO HAN,

KIM YE WON, LEE SEUNG YOON, HONG SOON OK, KIM HYE SUN,

ANNOUNCER LEE HYUN JOO, REPORTER PARK DAE GI

ZOMBIE DETECTIVE. NEXT EPISODE

ZOMBIE DETECTIVE

December 25 of 2018...

was a nightmare of Christmas for So Ri.

Hyeong Cheol, please think about dead So Ri.

To catch the criminal, I need your interview.

Isn't that Detective Kim?

Hey! Detective Kim!

What a luck!

Where is my Hodu?

What are you doing?

Who is he?

This is why I don't like zombies.

Do you know what this is?

I'll let you know when I'm happy

Cheers!

Our condolences to Kim So Ri,

who became a star in the sky.

Do you know what you've done?

Is Ms. Gong okay?

Even though he didn't say a word, I could feel a murderous spirit.

The problem is the guy...

who kidnapped after the show.