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Yarichin Bitch Club

From today, I will be your classmate.

I’m from Tokyo, so there are lot of things that I still haven’t gotten used to.

So please take care of me.

Mori Moori Academy is an all-boys private boarding school,

surrounded in all directions by the woods.

I thought that there would be lots of rich kids here,

but it feels like any other all-boy’s school.

And then there’s me…

I’m Yaguchi Kyousuke, but…

everyone calls me Yacchan so feel free to call me that too!

Nice to meet you, Toono.

Nice to meet you too…

…Yacchan.

Yacchan… what a great person…

Toono, have you decided on which club you’ll be joining?

No, I'm not planning to either...

That's no good!

At this school, you've gotta be in a club for at least a year.

sign: Photography club

This one seems the easiest to join, so...

Excuse me...

Are you, by any chance, our new member?

And so, here's our new member!

Welcome to the Yarichin Bitch Club!

I'm sorry, I came to the wrong place.

Wait!

This is the photography club!

Also known as the Yarichin Bitch Club, or Yaribu for short!

Huh?

I'm so happy!

To think that the transfer student would choose to join our club!

I'm not joining!

Plus, what on earth were you doing just then?

Earlier? We were testing out our new vibrator!

Look at the shape and the texture!

Um,

Huh?

Is this the photography club?

Huh?

Everyone! It's a new member!

Welcome to Yaribu!

You're also a new member, right?

Yes.

He's not surprised?!

Hey, you're also a transfer student, right?

Y-yeah...

Then let's do our best!

I'm Kashima Yuu, a first year.

We're both transfer students, so let's get along.

He seems like a good guy.

With a friendly personality.

Alright! This is a bit sudden but,

Let's introduce ourselves!

First of all, I'm the club leader, Akemi Keiichi!

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me.

And he is Itome-kun! My cute lover!

Lover? But you're both guys?

It's pretty normal at an all boys school, you know.

Is it? Is it really?

Next is Shikatani-kun!

I hate things that are painful and dirty.

Even if you're gentle.

His OCD makes him a little hard to deal with, but

when it comes to sex, he's very generous!

W-was that information really necessary?

It's very important!

Don't make such a gross noise, baldy.

I'm Tamura.

Call me Tamu-senpai.

Tamu-kun seems like a cute puppy at first,

but he really has a terrible personality.

He's really good at sex-toy play.

And lastly, the vice-president, Yuri-kun.

He's a bit crazy so it's hard to have a conversation with him.

But he's really good at giving head!

And he has great hearing!

So let's explain what Yaribu does!

Tamu-kun, I'll leave it to you.

Yessir.

What Yaribu does can be summed up quite simply:

sex.

Having sex is fine!

You got that, you two virgins?

No, no, no! Hold up! I don't understand that at all!

You're slow, aren't you?

It's even in the name of the club: Yarichin Bitch.

It's a service we provide to release the pent up boys stuck here in the mountains.

We're not doing it for money or a reward.

It's 'cuz we love sex.

On average, we do it with five guys a month.

We keep track of how many guys you do it with each month, so you better shake that ass and work that mouth of yours.

I...

can't do it with a guy!

Well, even if you can't...

Yaribu will remember this.

Alright!

I'll do my best!

But I definitely can't be on the receiving side!

In that case, then you're a tachi!

Tachi are more rare than neko, so they're quite popular.

I'm a tachi!

Good for you.

If you don't have sex with anyone for a month,

we're gonna force you to be part of an orgy!

I-isn't that a crime? Forcing us to have sex...

Aren't you going to get in trouble with the teachers or the school?!

Teachers are also clients, so you won't need to worry about that.

LAWLESS

TEACHERS ARE ALSO CLIENTS

NO CHANCE OF BEING SAVED

ORGY

If you come to the club, everyone's here so

if you're feeling pent up, try and seduce someone.

Yarichin Bitch Bu

Club orientation

...I can't believe this.

Toono!

Oh, Yacchan.

Did you really join the photography club?

Yeah, I didn't know about it...

Sorry! I didn't tell you!

Huh? No it's not your fault, Yacchan! It's fine!

Really?

C-cute...

If it's Yacchan, then I might be able to...

What on earth am I thinking?

Are you hungry?

You still haven't had lunch yet, right?

It's Mori Academy's special pudding bread!

Yacchan... Thank you so much...

Do you wanna sit here and eat it?

Wow, it's really pudding!

Toono!

Sorry, I made you wait!

Yuu!

...Kyousuke.

It's been a while!

Do you two know each other?

Oh yeah. We're cousins.

Oh, I see.

Kyousuke, haven't seen you since New Years.

We really haven't!

If you were gonna come here, you could've at least contacted me. I was shocked!

Sorry! I didn't know that you came to Mori Academy as well.

By the way, is that the famous pudding bread?

I just went to the store but they were sold out! Lemme have a bite.

I got it from Yacchan so...

Kyousuke, can I have a bite?

Here.

No way.

Yacchan...

Yuu, you're eating too much!

There'll be none left for Toono.

Sorry, sorry. Thanks.

...of all people, it had to be Kashima...

NO CHANCE OF VICTORY

Sorry, Toono, even though you were hungry...

Thanks.

Ah! I got an indirect kiss with Toono!

I'm not happy about that at all...!

I didn't even like the pudding bread that much...!

Yarichin Bitch Bu

Charming Moans

Keep on moving, dumbass.

Tamura, what the hell are you doing?

You told me you were gonna do it with me yesterday!

Huh, yesterday? Yesterday, huh...

Well, it can't be helped.

Come here.

I'll make an exception for today.

You can put it in.

Really?

If you come inside, I'll kill you.

I know, I know.

I'm a man with a strong sense of duty.

I wouldn't forget

something like this.

It's already been a week since I joined Yaribu...

I've been called out by others to do those kinds of things. But...

I don't wanna have an orgy!

What do you not wanna do?

Shut up.

..sorry.

What're you doing in a place like this?

Are you looking for a partner to lose your virginity to?

No!

Plus, what're you doing here, senpai?

About that, I...

It's Yacchan... how cute...

Oh. It's Yaguchi.

Do you two know each other?

No, but, do you like Yaguchi?

Eh? N-no!

He's cute, isn't he?

What do you mean? Are you by any chance...

Hmph. I just remembered something awesome.

Let me tell you the amazing story of our first meeting!

Huh? Are we entering a flashback scene?

It was during the first year induction ceremony.

I had just become a second year.

...fuck. How stupid.

Um,

are you okay?

And there appeared,

an angel.

I'll hold this here until your nose stops bleeding, okay?

O-okay.

Like I thought, Yacchan is an angel!An angel!

I already said that, you virgin.

Toono!

Oh, Yacchan!

And... Kashima.

Hey Toono. Hey Tamu-senpai.

Why are you two together?

Oh, us?

Oh, Yuu was looking for the greenhouse. We bumped into each other so I showed him the way.

Are you Toono and Yuu's senpai?

What's with this thing?

It's not cute at all - it's gross.

H-hold on, Tamura-senpai.

This isn't supposed to be cute.

It's just a casual thing.

This part never stays in place, so I just tied it up.

The greenhouse is that way.

Yuu, thanks.

Tamura-senpai?!

Fuck, I wanted to tell him that it was cute...

'Cute' and 'disgusting' have completely different meanings, you know.

Fuck off! Shut up!

I can't wait to fuck you two in the orgy!

Yacchan looked like he was very hurt...

Why did you bring me here as well?

Just go along with it.

Ta-da! A camera!

Come to think of it, you said you like to take photos.

It's beautiful here.

Did you just take it?

I look bad in photos so stop it! Delete it!

Why? It was a good photo.

...god damnit.

Delete it later.

Yarichin Bitch Bu

From Up to Down and Left to Right

Kashima: ...it's beautiful.

Don't laugh...

Don't sing either...

Uwaah... I can see everything!

Yuri, you're amazing...

It's so slippery but it's not loose - it's like a pussy.

It's an asshole!

Yuri... it's so warm and it feels so good.

Yuri, are you leaving already?

The roof's that way!

Eh? Bungee?

N-no.

This is for you.

W-wait up...

It's... a key?

Yuri has a stalker.

A stalker?

I'm very shocked to hear this, but...

what the hell are you guys doing?

These are just regular club activities.

But more importantly, the stalker!

In his shoe locker, there a tons of gross letters!

His underwear is being stolen from his room!

Toys that Yuri used are being stolen from the clubroom.

Unforgivable! We bought those for the club!

The worst part is that Yuri doesn't mind it at all!

He's even happy about this.

But we're really troubled by this.

However, once we catch him, we'll force him to join an orgy!

H-huh?

We found him.

He really was under his bed...

Who the hell is this?

Yuri, do you know him?

Oi, asshole! Don't sleep.

Speak up!

I-I'm a first year...

A pain in the ass... It's a Jimi.

Why did you become a stalker?

I-I like him.

I don't have any friends.

I don't know why I live.

So that's why, on that day...

But why did I suddenly find death so scary...

Bungee?

Ever since then...

However I could,

I wanted to talk him.

Shouldn't you do that before you become a stalker?!

Nice retort!

Um, I...

really do love you, Yuri.

Oi, Yuri!

It's not 'OK'!

You should try and approach him normally!

Try and get his number!

I'll even help you out!

A good person...

You're very calm, aren't you.

Kiss kiss I wanna!

Are you going to lunch?

Y-yeah.

T-that's right! Did you return everything you stole from Yuri?

W-well, mostly...

Do you have no shame?!

Anyway, do you really like Yuri-kun?

Do you know about his perverted side?

Of course I do!

I know that...

he has sex...

with a lot of different people.

Even still,

I love him!

This is the first time I've ever felt this way!

I feel so happy whenever I look at Yuri-kun!

He's so cute!

If it's about Yuri-kun, you really can speak well...

Oi! That asshole stole all my bread!

Return it!

I can't...!

Yuri-kun...

I like you!

I like you.

W-what do you mean?

Sex!

I'm okay with just watching...

I still don't know if I...

Boring.

Boring.

You're so boring.

I wanna kiss.

Bye bye.

Yuri's stalker, Jimi, has relapsed!

So let's work hard and catch him!

Search party!

Let's cum!

Please stop it!

Oh, crap!

S-sorry!

I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry!

Please forgive me.

It's just...

no matter what, I love you.

I can't stop myself from loving you,

I thought I could be happy with just watching you

but I found myself wanting Yuri-kun's things...

I thought I be okay with touching Yuri-kun's things, but...

I ended up wanting to talk to Yuri-kun.

I...

Oh my god!

I love you, Yuri-kun...

I really love you...

I really love you...

Sumata?

Where is sumata?

It's here!

That's... a smartphone.

Zoom!

Is this... Yuri-kun's...

Thank you so much...

Thank you so much!

Are you happy?

I'm happy...

Fuck...

he's not here...

Oh, is that...!

Y-yuri-kun...

Call me any time.

You can be my dildo #18.

Yarichin Bitch Bu

Don't take off your sunglasses