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Let's order drinks.

Order drinks.

- Beer, soda. - And?

- Brandy. - What else?

Wow, perfect timing.

All the stars are aligned perfectly

this mission will be a big success.

Wow, yummy yummy food.

Where's your manners, the boss' not here yet.

Be serious.

Big boss!

Let's start eating.

Boss, the business has been bad

and the rival gang is chasing after our gang.

Question question!

You know how my Chinese is not so good.

What's the difference between the two gangs.

Aren't we all just members of organized crime?

You kidding, they are just a street gang!

Right, boss?

Damn.

Damn!

Let's eat, boss.

If the street gang wants to mess with us.

Alright, let's get everyone to make a move!

Make a move!

You stupid idiot.

Hitting on your Bro's wife.

Beat him up and kill your own mother?

But couldn't take a couple of punches.

Damn you!

I'm really sorry, I'm cheap,

I'm stupid, a loud mouth!

I'm really sorry... Master Dragon!

I'm sorry, really sorry!

Why are you holding your fist so tight?

It's none of your business, eat.

Bro, can I bum one off you?

Help yourself...

Thank you.

Boss, he's gone, no need to be scared.

Who says I'm scared?

It's just the air conditioner.

Why were you holding me back?

You would have died 20 times over if it wasn't for me

I don't think so man!

With so many of us here, why should we be scared?

Since you're not from Hong Kong.

You wouldn't know.

He's the legendary one punch killer, "Dragon Punch".

But not many people have seen him

because 9 out of 10 people die after seeing his face.

Come on man!

Legends are just nonsense!

You are bull shit!

Back in the days.

He single handedly armed with weapon

fought his way from Lok Fu to Tsim Sha Tsui

and back to Mong Kok

and made the gang infamous overnight.

But isn't that route inconvenient?

Gosh, he used the underground.

That's true.

That's not it, he can punch through walls.

It's easy man!

My master is.

Muhammad Ali

I have a 400 pounds punch.

As if, you couldn't even lift anything

400 pounds?

It's not the same, if you give me 3 minutes to charge up

I can punch up an elephant so bad!

You'll think it's a...

Beaten up elephant and it's whole family!

Stop messing around... let's eat.

Come on, the stars are going out of alignment.

It's time for business!

Question again, if our rival is just street gang.

Then are we triad?

Good question.

How did you think of it?

Of course we are, triad.

Did you get that?

Got it!

The news said it's not actually the year of horse yet.

Shut up! We all know that!

Boss, did you watch that undercover film yesterday?

Quite stupid right?

The cop put the wire in the food.

Of course he was uncovered and hack into pieces.

Who would be so stupid?

Disguise the mic as a douchi.

It's so easy to spot.

Doesn't this douche looked just like the mic?

Douchi an incredibly awesome man

I like Douchi, Douchi is yum yum.

What's that sound?

This douche is so crunchy.

It is so crunchy?

What the...!

They've added plasticizer to our food!

Manager!

The food hear crunches when my bro eat, you expect us to pay?

I'm sorry, really really sorry.

The meal is on me, on me.

Alright, get us another 2 dozens of beer.

Sure...

Boss, you are a genius to say it was plasticizer.

You're so up to date, cheers!

Another free meal for us!

Now he's ate the wire, let's get an ambulance on standby.

Thought the stars were aligned, bullshit!

Are you alright, you're so weak?

I'm fine...

They call that initiation...

That's not the way us triad do things.

Yeah, at least pay us

a joining fee up front for luck.

Yeah, who would pay to watch this sort of crap.

How can I help you officer?

You are arrested on suspicion of breaking the societies ordinance.

Round them up!

Yes sir!

"Wuxi, China."

Hey douchebag!

Get a move on!

You think you're a superstar?

Damn extra!

Walking the red carpet doesn't make you a superstar

I'm still waiting my turn to put my arms round girls!

"One week later, Hong Kong."

Stop it.

Can you play another song, it's killing the mood.

Who cares, it's just music, let's make out first!

We just did that.

Who will say they have make out enough.

You're so bad.

It wouldn't be me, if I'm not bad

I'll give you two extra shots.

Why are you just standing here, go and take a look.

Why didn't you stop me.

Hurry UP!

Look at him! He is just lying down there, not responding.

Please stand still, do not move!

Our deepest sympathy is with the family of the victim.

We will fight to find justice for my husband.

The witness to the drunk driving accident

said he has nothing to say.

The fatal car accident was at Wo Keng Shan Road

and according to insider information,

the driver was Ho Wing Yat

who saw a penguin looking dog crossing the road

so he swerved to dodge the animal

and crashed into the oncoming motorcyclist.

But then, we heard from another reliable sources.

The car is actually registered to

Roger Li, whose father is one of the richest man in town.

He loves to show off, driving around in his Ferrari

how come the one driving is his friend Mr. Ho?

Roger Li has this to say through his attorney.

Just so happened I had a few drinks so I sat with the bodyguards.

Like fate has it, I let Mr. Ho borrow my Ferrari.

And coincidentally,

the CCTV on site was hacked into.

Everything is deleted.

There are more coincident to this story.

The CCTV repairmen company is operated by the Li's family.

Aren't there just one too many coincident?

Or are the Li's behind this?

We treat every single case the same...

do it by the books.

Bingo! That's why according to the books,

you've charged Mr. Ho

but there are a lot of conspiracy theory flying around.

Let me ask the people online.

It was a pay off.

It was a switcheroo!

Where is the Penguin?

Apart from "The Man of China"

I would not answer any other questions...

So who is he?

Maybe he is The Man of China.

Stop here... losing contestant, right here.

He says he's really popular and has done a lot of films

and he is the only witness to the accident.

Let us ask see what the liar has to say

I am not the liar.

So I can't speak for them.

Stop pretending!

We've heard you are

in debt to one of Li's family business

and had to go to court for it last year.

With the case still on going

are you being force into some pressure?

Hey, hey... come on, tell us some more.

Your breath, stinks.

Remember not to eat breakfast on an empty stomach.

There are so much there to digest.

So what is the real truth?

Why was Mr. Ho driving Roger's Ferrari.

How come there is a penguin looking dog in Hong Kong?

Please watch us again tomorrow!

Give it here.

Hey, daddy, daddy, put it on.

Dry yourself.

Daddy, you're so great, morning swim for so many years.

Your determination is something I could never learn.

You can stop the sweet talking.

What took you here so early, money?

You don't want anything happens to me, right?

Spoil brat!

How come you've got the cheque?

You're lucky I've got to it first.

If someone else got hold of it, it won't be just you

all of us will go down

I'm sorry, Daddy.

How many times do I have to tell you.

Never give anyone any money directly from our own account.

Money has to go to our company in Bahamas first.

So it is launder through once.

Then we can use it once it is transfer into our BVI company.

If everyone do things like you do, we'd have finished 10 times over.

You ask Chiang to deal with the money stuff.

He used to be the commissioner of police.

He's best to deal with these things.

Sir! I can't stand it anymore!

Protecting the safety and wealth of public

is the highest of honor for police officers

but I don't feel I can do that being undercover all the time

I don't see that

I think you've performed very well in the past few years

cracking a few very big cases.

But sir, honestly

I don't want to be undercover anymore.

It's very expensive to be a gangster.

- Why would it? - Of course it is.

Have to drink, karaoke and naughty massages all day

none of the other pays at all.

It's me paying every time

I am not going to last much longer.

That's easy, I'll just give you an allowance

I'm not being big headed or anything.

But I've got the brains and brawn

I can handle any frontline operation

I was born to be a cop man, You know?

I know, but this is not our year

better leave things as they are

or there will be great danger ahead.

Dude... I'm from Harlem man

I don't believe in Chinese Zodiac, Sir!

That's fine, but how about Western Zodiac.

Look, this is a very difficult year for Pisces.

Don't get yourself into trouble.

Also, leave things as they are.

And also, listen to your elders, that's me.

For justice, I'm willing to sacrifice, Sir.

You see this girl.

She's so cute, your granddaughter?

Daughter of Hung, from SDU.

He's the one in my class at the academy

who won everything and became the captain of SDU, right?

That's the one.

He was shot over 10 times just last week

I only just came back from his funeral.

You two were born the same year, he's also a Pisces.

Shame he has a very young family.

It will be hard for his wife and daughter.

You'll be fine, I've looked into it.

West is favorable to you, I'll reassign you to the Western District.

It'll be good for you.

West?

It doesn't sound so good to me.

No, no, no“.

Elderly's opinion are always full of wisdom.

It would be best for me to get through this year first, right?

Right, then that's sorted.

If there's nothing, I'll journey to the West.

OK, dismiss!

Thank you Sir!

Let me remind you, your breath, stinks.

This fatty has nothing to say at the station

and only speaks up with the reporters.

What a waste of our time!

Really?

Don't blame him.

This fat ass loves to seek attentions since he was young.

What a stupid fat ass!

Really, you know him?

Hello, take away

I didn't order any.

No, it's the right address.

Wait a moment.

Darling, did you order anything?

No.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Hey... sweetie? Sweetie.

- You didn't make an order. - What're you doing?

But someone ordered me.

Help... Help...

I told them 30 million

but the woman still won't accept it

and is determined to stay outside our headquarter

Amy, Roger's Secretary

her house was broken into an hour ago.

Both Amy and her husband are dead, don't know why yet.

It is just a simple request

but of course you can see it on youtube.

Alright, you bought this on, bye bye.

Gosh... so expensive?

What's up fat boy!

Long time no see man!

How long has it been?

It was after I left Hong Kong.

Shit man, I can't imagine you're a superstar now.

Are you teasing me?

You think you're now a black guy now you've been to America?!

You have to ask him clearly

what he saw on the scene

and persuade him to be a witness.

No, no, no!

I saw you on the news.

You looked so good and your answers were so funny.

- I'm so happy for you. - Piss off.

Oh yeah, between you and me

as buddies, why don't you tell me

what did you actually see on the scene?

If you are my buddy, you wouldn't have touch my girl.

What?

You haven't even asked her out yet?

That's why I needed your help.

That's why I touched her

I asked you to get in touch.

Not to touch.

What's the difference man?

You know me, I don't understand Cantonese slang.

That's your best excuse? What the...!

Come one, that's not what I mean.

Stupid!

Hey, enough is enough, stop following me.

You want an autograph?

Autograph? Definitely later

but I need to go unpack

I just moved upstairs, haha...

Oh we're neighbors again!

Isn't it wonderful?

Hello, Kwan.

What are you two doing?

Sis, let's go.

No, we are not done yet.

Stupid, you are doing my sister!

Stop being crazy.

She bumped her head, I'm just putting a plaster on her.

Yeah, just like when I bumped my head when I was younger.

D-Dragon used to put a plaster on me like this, right?

Time flies, you are all grown up now.

Be more careful next time, alright?

That's none of your business.

Hurry up and go!

Not yet.

D-Dragon, this is my personal website.

You can see my facebook address

weibo address, weixin number.

There's also a photo and email.

Call me when you are free to grab a drink

or to teach me my homework.

- Alright! - As if he can teach you?

Yes, D-Dragon is studying for his PHD.

He's going to be a doctor soon, right?

Doctor, what doctor? Dr. Slump?

Anthropology!

The study of human.

It is to study the past and present of human.

It's called Anthropology.

You've said it twice.

Yes, but he was explaining, right?

Let's go.

This idiot

always chat up girls by asking them out to dinner.

You like eating so much, be careful.

That's so romantic.

No wonder

why you never have any girls, right?

What?

It's been such a long time, let's have dinner tonight.

There're loads to catch up on, right?

Then it's a date.

It's on me, catch up on old times?

Yeah.

Just shut up.

We are not cheapskates.

Right?

If you don't get this done tonight, you'll be demoted.

No... I will deal with it, definitely!

Alright, let's have spaghetti with black truffle oil

and an Italian tomato with pomelo vinaigrette.

Alright, right away.

Two beer!

Ayahuasca?

Let me tell you

3 drops.

He'll hallucinate, he can't help

but tell you everything.

The best thing about it is that he won't remember a thing.

Come on, cheers...

Cheers, come on!

Cheers.

While we are waiting

why don't we play some games?

Immature.

Yeah, what games?

What about truth or dare.

That's such a great game!

Mental.

What is it? Gutless?

It's up to you, no big deal.

Let's make it a big deal! I'm not scared, come on!

- Come on! - Come on!

Come on!

What the...!

Haha... So, what do you choose?

Damn, I'm fearless, of course I choose dare!

Waiter, get me a knife!

What the hell?

If you get up on the table and apologize, I can let it go!

I'm not a sore loser.

Come on, come on!

Alright!

What are you doing brother?

Don't do it

I can't look at this anymore.

What the...! Watch it! Watch it!

I really can't look at this!

Just a little bit, just a little bit!

D-Dragon, are you alright?

Damn you fatty!

- He said he's not a sore loser. - Shit!

What are you laughing at, tell me!

Brother, you are such an idiot!

- Spin again. - Alright.

Why don't we stop?

No, again!

Yeah, it's finally my turn.

- You don't have a choice. - The truth.

Your happiest moment.

My happiest moment

is that I can see D-Dragon again before I go blind.

If you came back any later, I'll have to feel your face.

We said the happiest moment

but you have to mention your eyes.

Yeah, be happy.

You must be more positive

I will have a windfall soon.

That's right, continue

I read online today.

If I can find a doctor

to prove that my retina is detaching

then I can apply for disability allowance

I can get 3000 dollars a month

which can go back into the family

so my brother doesn't have to work as hard.

Touchwood, who said you will go blind?

I will have some money to fix your eyes soon!

It is just a simple request

but of course you can see it on youtube.

Really?

That's it, that's it!

Two more beer two more beer!

Drink more, drink more...

More beer, let's down them.

Wait a minute.

You two can't stop me this time, I choose dare.

Dare it is

I dare you to choose truth.

You two are picking on me.

This is not fun, I'm going home!

Hey... hey...

Your home is the other way!

What're you doing? Playing drunk?

Not up for it? Fatty!

Hey, hey! What's up with you?

- So late? - Wan...

Hey, who is it?

Open the door!

Hey, D-Dragon! Come in and tell me everything!

Of course.

Wow... the pulse is messy, his breath is weak.

His face is white and regurgitating bubbles!

What are you doing?

He's dying and you are singing?

He's been poisoned!

Not poison, it was just Ayahuasca.

There are no poison in Ayahuasca.

At most he'll just hallucinate!

Then operate on him quickly

and give him a few shots of needles you've got here!

It's not too bad, no need for the big guns.

Here, chew it into bits.

Oh, that's easy.

- Into bits... - Hey...

you have to do it, how could he?

But he's the one that's been poisoned

I'm the doctor here, just do as I say.

Chew it to bits.

Drink a mouth full of water, then spit it out for him.

What? Disgusting man!

Hurry up, if the poison goes to his heart

then not even God can save him, drink up

spit it back out.

Alright, give it to him.

It's not working, all spilling back out.

It's ok, it's ok, I have a way.

Force his mouth open, spit directly into his mouth.

Er er... Damn that shit...

You're the doctor here, you do it.

You spit, not me spit.

If you don't spit then you carry him back out

and go as far away as possible!

Just drink!

Spit now.

Kiss, kiss him, kiss him, kiss him.

If you don't kiss him, he'd die.

That's right, right on the mouth.

Once he spits out all the poisonous blood, he'll be fine.

Wan,

what is it that you gave me to chew?

It's a family formula, anti-serum "All White".

It sounds so right.

And it taste alright too...

It's kind of salty and sweet at the same time.

That's because I'm diabetic.

Diabetic?

All White is made from my piss

and was dry by the sun for 49 days

for it to be what you had.

Come on, it's no big deal!

Why so shiny, going to a wedding?

No, I'm going back to the stage on Temple Street.

Why? You are damn good doctor man!

Even though without license, but still no reason in singing again?

You don't know how difficult it's been since boss been arrested.

The street gang keeps invading our territories

I can't even do valet parking.

It was just two days ago

when they came

and took control of this street too.

What else can I do but go back on stage?

My bad my bad...

You're not in the street gang, what did you do?

Hey, What's going on?

Wow, that look serious!

Are you kidding me?

Is that all the people you've got to bring to negotiate with me?

Damn me, boss, they are one short of a dozen.

Haha“.

Are you out of your mind?

What does body count has to do with negotiation?

Come on!

This is real power! Understand?

You... Stupid... dog! Haha...

Wait... Listen to that, what is it?

Look... he is holding his fist, you angry? Want to punch me?

Fight back if you dare!

If not, then get on your knees!

Stand right there!

Don't move.

Knee“.

You're quite strong!

We'll see about that.

You stupid idiot, hitting on your Bro's wife.

Beat him up and kill your own mother?

But couldn't even take a couple of punches.

Damn you!

You, get your ass out here!

It's my mistake, I'm wrong,

I'm so sorry, Master Dragon! I'm sorry, Master Dragon.

Who dares to harbor a person.

I, Dragon, is looking for!

What the...!

Boss, according to Baidu Knowledge.

Legend has it Dragon can kill anyone with one punch.

Police and gangsters all give him an inch.

What? How can ever you believe information from internet?

Take him back inside.

Yes...

Take the first MTR

and bury him in the landfill.

Yes, Master Dragon, yes...

There are so many of you, are you negotiating?

Now you know, why don't you just go away?

Why didn't you speak up before?

Are you death, you idiot?

Can you hear me?

Pretending you are some big shot.

He's useless.

Look at the stupid dress like it's the 70s.

With on the gel in his hair, playing it big

I thought you can punch through walls? You're a joke!

Damn you.

Who is in charge here, come out now.

Sorry, Master Dragon, we are just kids.

Please forgive us if we did anything to upset you.

Let's go, let's go!

Stand right there!

You walk into my turf and want to leave just like this?

Explain to me what do you mean by this?

We are from the New Territories, didn't look at Google map.

So we didn't know this is your territory.

Please forgive us for everything.

Don't apologize to me, apologize to him.

Please forgive us, Hung!

Look at the street gang

with so many stupid people for negotiation.

It got them nowhere, haha...

I'm feeling good today, I'll let this pass.

You won't be so lucky next time, do you hear me?

Loud fucking clear!

Did I say you can say damn?

Loud... and clear, we'll leave now, Master Dragon, Hung!

Go, go, go!

D-Dragon, you're the best...

Majority of people believe the police.

Sorry sir, I can no longer force it out of fat boy

I nearly killed him last night

I've decided to take the demotion

but do keep me in the Western District.

Thank you sir thank you sir!

Hey... you scared me, when did you come in.

What did you hear?

I heard nothing.

Hey, how come you are in my flat?

And where are my clothes?

I've seen every inch of you, no big deal.

No big deal?

I'm infamous for have a big deal between my legs.

You're famous for having a worm, it's me you talking to.

But that was a long time ago.

If you don't believe me, I can show your right now

I believe you... don't...

Tell me why I have cut and bruises everywhere?

You don't remember god damn thing?

I remember

I was playing truth or dare with you

and I cut your pony tail

then... then what...

then?

Then you... you are stupid wasted man!

I piggy back you home and it was raining.

That's why I took your clothes off, so you don't catch a cold.

No... but I remember that's not what happen.

You were swearing this and that... swearing by my ear.

Never

I was saying high high high...

I said you were drunk.

Really?

- Yes! - Maybe I've been thinking too much lately.

Hey... what are you thinking about?

You can share with me man,

we're brothers right?

Hey hey... what're you doing?

Thank you for saving me last night.

You are welcome man!

But you don't need to get so close.

- Hey hey hey. - Eh!

I have this thing, I know you've been wondering about

I don't want to hold back

I've decided to show it to you right now.

Whole thing?

Of course, but you have to promise.

You can't tell anyone you've seen it, ok?

Ok ok, I promise... but get the hell up first!

Oh my... I didn't know you like this.

Hey, is there a black girl?

Just carry on watching.

Hurry UP!

That's Ok...

Wholly molly?

You're blackmailing Roger with this clip, right?

Who's blackmailing him?

What, I overheard you at the supermarket.

You said you'll upload to youtube

I'm uploading the part

with the P.A. from "The Man of China"

I told him to get me into the final somehow.

But he just says no to everything,

so I uploaded it onto youtube.

Where's your stupid brain man?

Why would you blackmail a production assistant?

You should blackmail the director!

I've tried that already

I know he's gay, so I tried seducing him.

But I'm not his type.

What the hell... grow up man!

I don't understand you at all, why would a man

want to walk around wearing

a speedo doing nothing.

Why can't you just get a proper job?

I can't!

Because I have to win!

You?

Of course

I know I'm stilling missing that little bit to be perfect.

But if I do win this competition

I'll not only have 1 million price money to save my sister's eyes

but also show off to my sister in front of billions of TV audience

so she doesn't have to be teased

for having a brother who's just an extra.

Now, let bygones be bygones.

Wipe the slate clean?

It's clean already!

So how come after all my asking and pestering.

You decided to show the clip to me?

Oh... because I had a break through.

According to Hollywood's story telling formula

the one with the secret always get killed.

But, if he tells that secret to another person.

That person always die instead, who is you.

Damn you're stupid man!

Damn you are so stupid!

Be serious!

Listen, be a witness in court, to serve justice!

Don't be silly, they are the Li family.

We can't fight against these property tycoons

I believe there is justice in this world.

Whoever the hell that is!

If that idiot do something wrong, justice will be served.

Law are there to protect the rich and famous

not us poor people.

Come on... I'll help you, trust me!

You alone?

- The truth is... - Hello...

lam... Oh... Yes...

What's up?

It's the police station.

They called me to collect the 100 grand I found 3 months ago...

Ah... Yankee, 1-5... One...

Eh... Yankee, 1-5-8.

No, yankee...

Mr. Man, it's okay, here's your ID card.

- Alright. - I'm sorry,

but I think there was a mix up on our behalf.

Someone else with the exact same name.

Exact same name?!

He is coming out.

Mr. Man, Mr. Man.

Mr. Man.

Hello, Mr. Man, we've waited for ages.

Really? How long have you waited?

How about this, next time you want an autograph

you can just ask, don't be shy.

Mr. Man, so are you hear to assist the police

with their investigation?

Yeah, you were in there for 3 hours,

did you spill the beans?

Oh... absolutely not

I'm here to pick up the 100 grand I've found.

So did you pick it up?

No.

Then did you find 100 grand?

No.

If you didn't find 100 grand and got nothing

then why were you here today, Mr. Man?

Right, so what am I doing here?

The witness to the accident was at the police station today

and gave some new evidences to further assist the investigation.

His statement has completely change, and.

Hey... I did no such thing.

Do not listen to him.

You son of the bitch!

Lying to get my buddy to the station as a bait.

Do you know how dangerous it is getting for him?

Relax, I looked at his four pillars or destiny

he is one tough cookie, nothing to be scared of.

Tough? He was poisoned just the other day!

And he's still alive, I told you he's tough!

I'm suspecting the death

to Roger's secretary and husband

has something to do with this case.

What connection?!

They have triangular eyes, high eye brows.

- Pointy head, short forehead. - Shut the...

No talent, look at the dark faces.

And the secretary...

You shut the hell up man!

- You're... - Is like a curse to her husband!

You're a police officer, stop playing medium.

Plus we shouldn't risk the life

of the witness to solve the case.

Listen, I'm going to talk to fat boy

and tell him everything, you will not stop me

I'm not going to lie to him any more, that's all!

I'm not a medium!

D-Dragon.

How... how come you are here?

Calm yourself down, this is a bad month.

So I've got everyone at the station.

Protecting your friend 24 hours a day, keeping an eye on him!

Look!

A close up, just one more, good.

Baby, this way... Baby.

Brother, I've save us some seats here.

Come on, let's go.

Right, do you remember what to do today?

I'm your chauffeur

I have to drop my keys to show who I am...

I'm your assistant, get you whatever you want

I really don't understand man.

You're here for casting, why do so many things?

That's not a lot.

It's not just about who you know, it's what you see too.

Otherwise you won't get respect.

Plus, we are here to see Michael Bay.

Look, this is a real scene!

Louis is so good looking in person!

Hey, aren't you basically blind?

How did you see?

Why are you upset at her?

- Hi, are you James Man? - Ya?

Would you follow me this way please?

This is our director.

You're exactly what we're looking for

what's your name?

Er... James...

James, this is perfect.

Can you set up a meeting?

Yes sure, I already have that set up.

- This way please. - Great!

- Hey... this is it! - Yes!

Take a seat please.

This time, I'm personally selected by Michael Bay

I have got this, Hollywood here I come!

This is Transformen.

Bro, this is great!

All the acting practices you've done to a mirror

is finally being put into use

James Man.

Yes...

When you get the chance, steal the footage.

If we got the footage.

Then it's meaningless for them to harm your buddy, right?

Boss, boss,

my stomach is acting up...

Gosh, you are so...

OK OK, just be quick.

Oh no... the car key...

I'll handle it, I'm the assistant.

Yeah, give it to her.

You should watch what you eat

I'm sorry...

Damn! Password!

What should I do?

Sir.

Chrissie?

Did I scare you?

No... no...

I'm wondering if you can help me out...

Yes!

I don't know where my assistant has gone off to

and my things are with her

but I have something important to do

and was wondering if you can let me borrow your phone?

Pretty please.

Eh... OK!

Very quick, just a minute.

How about an hour.

Thank you!

Shit!

I am the co-producer for the upcoming.

Transformen 5 Hong Kong shoot.

Apart from the US, the film will be shot in China

and other places too.

The total budget is at 250 million US dollars.

The story is about the ancestors of Deceptions

travel to Hong Kong in 2014.

Oh... time travel! Back to the Future!

There's more.

One of the storyline is about

love between two people with a lonely heart...

Get it! Comrades: Almost a Love Story!

So sweet, your smile is so sweet...

It's alright... sound good doesn't mean a thing.

We are shooting a film not recording for radio drama!

The film is going to shown during Chinese New Year.

Being a Chinese New Year film.

It needs to be family friendly and brings much laughter...

Oh... All's Well Ends Well! Who is lustful? I'm lustful.

Who is lustful? I'm lustful again...

Can't you pick another character to play!

- Oh Sorry... - Still?

Yes, I've been waiting a long time...

it's still not my turn.

It's so boring here, and my phone isn't with me

I'm been here since this morning.

Sorry...

Take your time.

- I don't know when she'll be back. - Damn!

Mr. Tin, since you are having lunch

I'll ask my assistant to bring you my phone

to take a look all the characters I've played

so you can see what is suitable for me.

Do whatever.

Go and fetch my phone, quick.

Yes, boss.

Hey! What are you doing?

Put it down... stop touching things!

Mr. Tin, I actually have a very good acting scene.

Would you mind

if I spend this time to show you?

You think planting a mole in us will do us in?

Ever seen someone shakes a corpse's hand?

The same as all men.

If not he wouldn't be such a dog, right?

(Teochew Dialect)

(Teochew Dialect)

Hey, where have you been?

Sorry, sorry... wrong room.

Close the door!

- Thank you! - You are welcome.

- I have to go. - OK, OK.

Bye-bye.

Bye-bye, bye-bye, don't leave her side again

I'll borrow it from you next time.

Ok, Ok... Damn you!

Shit... Damn!

We're going already?

No, my brother has asked me to bring his phone.

What... Let me help you!

Let's go!

Where to?

This is a court injunction.

You cannot be within 200 meters

of my client or his family or properties of his company.

Please leave right now.

If justice is not serve for my husband's death

I'll not leave here!

- Give us justice! Give us justice! - Take them down!

- Take them down! - Give us justice, give us justice!

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.

Here... it's a cheque for 1 million.

There is nothing I can do, please accept this.

Sorry...

I know it's not your fault, the Li family is forcing you.

Please listen to me, I know...

I will think of ways to pay you back.

Can you accept this first?

Sorry, please accept this...

Stop it, don't disturb them.

No... I'll pay you back...

Just go away, will you!

I beg you, just leave us alone...

He former commissioner is so clean,

why would there be any dirt to dig up?

There are dark clouds hanging around this month,

I think you should better take care of yourself.

Shit the hell up man!

If you need anything in Shanghai, speak to Yuyang.

Yes, Mr. Chiang

I'll make contact with you once I arrive.

Let's go.

What's up?

Hello. Your friend is into the final of The Man of China.

What!?

Shanghai.

How would I know someone would quit the competition?

Hey, aren't you the clairvoyant.

Couldn't you foresee everything?

I told you we would have a difficult year.

Hey, Luk need to speak with you.

The toxicology report is in.

It shows that in your friends blood

apart from ayahuasca

there're few other types of poison

that can caused death in a short time

I told you it was nothing to do with ayahuasca.

Cut the crap man!

Just run get me that background check on the guy quickly.

Shit!

I'm, number 28,28, Mr. Dream Dragon Lau...

Oh... clam down, will definitely wait for you.

Officer Lau.

What're you saying...

- Surprise! - What?

Why are you here?

I was also on the backup list,

representing Shanghai.

So there are two from Shanghai.

Dream Dragon, it's been a long time.

But hey, there's not point of you being here.

With me in competition, you are just here for the ride.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Don't you see I'm talking with my friend?

Oh, really, please.

Why don't you give me my seat back.

Stop arguing, just find a seat somewhere.

What? We are partners.

Partners need to sit together.

But Partners doesn't mean making noises.

Stop making noises, it's time to leave.

Alright, let's go!

- Hello. - We found him, his name is Yu Zhenghang.

Graduated from military school with distinction, ex-army.

Has two medal of valor and a 3 times K1 champion

I couldn't tell at all, you look so serious...

Damn...

Trying to steal?

Finally revealing yourself?

So are you, Officer Lau.

Why are you stealing my phone, crazy...

It's not yours.

It is!

It is, it's his, we are his prove.

It's his.

Oh my, what're you two doing?

Nothing, just putting lotion on for him.

Yes.

Doing things like this in public

is just so embarrassing for all of us.

People say this industry is complicated, now have you seen it?

I believe it now.

Shut up!

Just shut the hell up!

James Man is Transformen...

Help, help!

Don't worry, I'm here.

Could you shut your mouth? God!

What do you know? I'm trying to find my style for my new film.

What new film?

Three million?!

You're kidding me right?

Should be 300, right?

You're so wrong

Michael Bay sees something in me

are you jealous or something?

Hey, I'm ready.

Hey, come on, come on...

Fatty!

You made me wait ages for him?

Hey, it's been a long time.

Hey you!

Stand still, stop!

Out of nowhere, someone pays you all this money

to go filming abroad for 2 months

don't you find that sudden?

Where're you going?

How sudden?

I'm going to take a dump, is that sudden enough for you?

Taking a dump, why don't you take a sniff?

Why fight for this, the winner is fixed anyway...

What's that about... about the winner is fixed?

Why are you so tense, officer Lau?

You friend...

He's the fixed winner?

Didn't he only get in because he blackmailed you?

You won't get anywhere blackmailing me.

If I have real power

why would I stay here rather than chilling out?

Hey!

May I ask you,

How do you blow the bubbles?

Come and have some water!

What are you doing?

Hey, I told you I don't want any.

Didn't you hear him, he said no!

I'm talking to my friend here, piss off

I was talking with my friend, so you piss off.

He was just asking me about blowing bubble within a bubble.

You don't have to be all intense.

Of course I have to be.

You won't know what he would do to you.

What did you say?

We were talking about you, what...

Stop arguing, stop arguing...

- You want a fight... - Stop fighting...

Stop trying to get on the headline.

Hey... my mobile phone!

Damn you, you touched my breast!

Hurry UP!

You're taking a tram?!

It's done.

Have you found the footage in the phone?

Looking for it...

Hey, Hey?

You've guessed it, your footage is inside.

There you are.

So, how many have you counted?

What's wrong man?

I've checked.

Neither you or Yu

was in the Shanghai preliminary round.

Someone quit on purpose

so the two of you can come in as backup, right?

And...

you planned to move to the flat above mine

was to get close to me

to find out the truth about the accident, right?

You don't need to say it, I know who you are.

You are a mole from the Li's family.

Of course I'm not

I can swear I'm not a mole from the Li's family

I'm here to look into Yun.

How did he suddenly gets into the final

it didn't make sense

I feared for you, so I mixed in here to protect you.

We are buddies

why would I hurt you, trust me man!

Hey! Wait...

How did you get into the final?

I'm no longer the same me as yesterday...

What are you talking about?

You know how the director is gay...

You didn't...

I did.

But for you, to sacrifice a little is nothing.

With the lights off, it's about the same.

You're a great bro.

You've been such a loyal friend!

Hey, I've decided.

Once we are back in Hong Kong, I'll take you to see a doctor

I'm so lucky to have met you

if not, I'd be in deep shit.

Let me tell you

I reckon that incident in the afternoon

it has something to do with Yu.

You better keep a distance from him...

What's up?

A star has just disappear

I've heard when someone dies

a star in the sky would disappear...

I wonder which one is me?

If you are worry you can quit, I'll go with you

I can't quit!

Is being famous so important to you?

Take a look at this full sky of stars

but there are always a few

which shines brighter that catches your attention

I only want to shine once!

Once is enough!

Plus I'm so good looking, it would be a shame if I do not shine.

Right?

What? Right, of course.

You just shine, I'll back you up, man!

The Man of China final is here!

3, 2...

After half a year of regionals

the most exciting moment has arrived.

Tonight's final will be live around the world.

Your hosts tonight.

Wah and May.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen!

Mak Ling Ling, Jessica C.

Zhou and Ge.

Let's the final begins.

Tonight, we have 24 contestants...

bring you the best visual entertainment of the night...

- Wow... - Amazing.

Are you alright?

Relax man, you can do it!

It's your time.

Come on baby!

Wooooo, That is nice!

How is everything?

We've lay down our trap.

All our eyes are on your buddy.

We guarantee he wouldn't lose one hair.

Alright.

Next group get ready.

Welcome to the next group.

The target is gone, the target is gone!

Go after him!

The target is gone, go after him!

We must catch the target!

Are you alright?

Stop!

Help, someone tries to kill me.

Is this where I can get out?

Yes, that's why... I've locked it.

Come on, this way!

Unit, the killer is at the stairs, I need back up!

Go!

What's he doing?

Maybe park our, just ignore him...

D-Dragon!

Idiots, what are you doing?

I'm charging up, nearly there!

I've still got some left.

Not anymore!

Damn!

Police!

Save my buddy!

Shit!

Ambulance is in front... be careful, take it slow...

Buddy, buddy!

You alright man?

You have no buddy here, officer!

I didn't mean to lie...

You had so many undercover here

using me as bait, and you don't mean to?

I didn't know it would be so big...

Of course you didn't.

You got close to me to get the 411

solve the case for promotion, officer?

Come on you know me man!

I never had a friend like you!

Sir, I request for more officers

to protect James Man and his sister.

Perfect timing, pick one first.

This whole thing is not so simple

a lot of things just doesn't make sense

I know, that Roger Li

should be having a bad year, really really bad year...

Come on, pick one!

What I mean is.

If someone want fat boy dead

why are they causing so much trouble

using their power to fixed him as the winner?

Yu was definitely their man

but why did he die saving fat boy?

That's why I want you to pick a card

to see if we have a chance for a come back

I've a bone to pick with you!

My buddy's life is hanging by a thread

and I won't let him risk his life

before the killer is caught!

Didn't you say you love to be in the frontline?

Weren't you born to be a cop?

You knew it would him taking risks the day

you got close to him.

You either get your friend to

become a witness for the case

or you can take your demotion!

Cures insomnia?

Sleep all the hell you like!

Damn you!

How can you throw this, it cost thousands of dollars

I knew it was a losing money day for me...

Should I call you Simon Won.

Fang Ziming or Ho Wing Yat?

Looks quite good, when was it shot?

Well... when I get my last payment.

You can call me whatever you want, Mr. Chiang.

Blackmailing Mr. Li for 3 billion.

You've got quite a con operation going

3 billion

someone goes to jail instead of his son, it's all worth it.

Right?

For 3 years, I follow Roger day in day out

waiting for my chance to con his father!

Now his son was drunk driving and killed someone

if I don't black mail him now for money

I would be called stupid

Amy was suspicious and wanted to tell me

so you decided to finish her off?

It's done.

Mr. Chiang is a worthy former Commissioner of Police.

But it's, too late!

You listen to me.

After we pay the last billion

don't mess around with us in court!

I'm letting you off because of Mr. Li, so don't push it!

Are you trying to scare me

lam... how... how to say?

Pottery.

You are...

Porcelain.

So why do you want to be against me, right?

Plus, with what's been happening

we are on the same boat.

If I have any trouble, it's not good for you either...

So powerful!

When I'm out of jail and get my last billion

I'll disappear from this place.

Don't work yourself up, it's bad for you.

Let's go.

The perverting course of justice case

will open at District Court in Wan Chai the morning after tomorrow.

On 17th of April Defendant Ho.

Hey, fat boy.

Will you be a witness tomorrow?

Have they been following us the whole day?

Yes.

Look... your face!

Didn't I tell you not to see me

I don't want to be caught by police!

How come you're scared all of a sudden.

This isn't like you?

We now have money, I would like to spend it too!

Something's not right, they're not leaving.

Maybe they are making out.

Let's go and take a look

I've already given you 20 million,

what more do you want?

What if I give you an extra 5 million

but I have two request.

- One, you can't touch that fat... - No!

What're you doing, calm down!

Stop it, the police is coming!

Whoever tries to stop me, I'll kill him!

You actually got it right.

See how they are making out, don't look.

Hey, they are leaving, come on!

- Get in the car, get in... - We're dead if we lose them.

Here's 500 grand deposit

and plane tickets for you and your sister.

Mr. Tin.

- I want your help. - What is it?

Give this 500 grand and the 2 million last payment

to the widow in that traffic accident.

What's left can be use for my sister's eye surgery.

So heavy-handed?

Alright, whatever you want.

Go home and rest early, I'll pick you up tomorrow morning.

OK

- I'll give you a call later. - OK, alright...

See you

James Man, I'm sorry.

You know my English is not so good.

No, no...

You know how I'm best with Chinese.

Oh... no... Damn!

I didn't want to freak you out

that's why I just moved upstairs to protect you

I've made some calculation, all these years.

You owe me 112, 340 dollars

we can wipe that clean, alright.

That's a deal!

Fat boy, I give you and that police half an hour to save your sister.

If you call the police, you can pick up her corpse...

- Shit! Damn! - What's the matter?

I forgot my gun, have to go back.

Hey, come on, no time, get it next time!

We're doing it like "Die Hard"?

Move man, move away, idiot!

- Hold the steering wheel! - What?

Drive!

I thought you're not scare of death?

- Shut up! - Back at you.

Damn you.

Stupid.

Right back at you.

Damn!

What now?

I just remember I got him in the nuts

I hope he doesn't seek revenge.

Shit...

I scratched his face, would that be worse?

Oh, you are so dead.

Hey... let's call back up.

No, he'll kill Kwan.

Stupid idiot!

Ha, so you two are finally here?

Hahaha... Yes, how are you?

Brother, just leave without me

he will kill both of you...

Sis, don't be afraid

we will get you out of here!

Yeah, we are here now.

Why don't you let her go?

Let her go?

Why don't you pick her up?

Alright!

Haha... you guys are too chicken to come up?

If you don't come up I'll kill her!

This way.

- Where're we going? - Go.

My brother is coming.

If there is a scratch on me, my brother will kill you!

I'm going this way, you don't go that way!

Damn, you moron!

Go.

Let me go, my brother will beat you to death.

My brother is the best, I'd be scare if I was you...

D-Dragon can fight off 10 person at once...

Shut up!

You brother is so fat.

If he doesn't lose weight, it might kill you.

Let her go!

What has my fat got to do with you,

let my sister go!

- Kwan! - Sis!

Help!

Help!

Haha... I always kill for money.

But to kill the both of you, I'll do it for free!

Relax, I won't kill you with a shot

I will cut your face, blow your nuts off

and slowly torture the both of you to death!

Fatty!

It's your fault, I told you I need to grab my gun

now we are going to die!

As if it would help.

Why don't you look at yourself.

His arms are bigger than your thighs.

With a gun?

Even with a cannon, you might not beat him.

My punch is the best of Harlem.

Put down the gun and fight me if you dare.

Fight? You think he's stupid?

He would be stupid enough to put down the gun and fight you.

Pussy!'Me pussy?

- He pussy! - You pussy!

Ah!

Super banana kick!

Well done, you can kick a gun now

but can't you be more accurate?!

I said banana kick, didn't say it would be accurate.

Why don't you try it.

Alright, go downstairs get the gun and we'll switch.

Switch... I'll go down right now.

Don't be scare, I'm going to save you, Kwan!

Are you alright?

- I'm alright. - Are you alright...

Shit... who is it?

It's Mr. Tin.

OK, you pick up first.

Alright.

Hello Mr. Tin, yes... pick me up... alright...

hey... but I'm busy right now

see you when the sun's up.

Hey, there's something new to play with, want to try?

Give me a little bit of time.

OK

Yes... no problem, none at all

I'll send you the address in a moment.

You sort it out.

Is he dead yet?

Don't know.

Damn you, you messed with my sister!

Sorry!

Hey, didn't you say your punch is great?

I need to charge up first...

Charge it then!

Come here!

Stop messing around!

Damn it!

Dragon! Ready!

Eat this bitch!

D-Dragon.

D-Dragon... Are you alright?

D-Dragon.

D-Dragon, don't die...

Sis, we're over here!

Oh...

I think your eyes really do need surgery...

D-Dragon, don't die!

D-Dragon, stay with us...

Sorry, I shouldn't have lie to you, force you to go to court

I didn't blame you

I always believe to protect justice, there is a price to pay.

You are the best friend I have ever had

and if I need to sacrifice you

I can't afford this price.

Promise me, do not go to court.

' D-Dragon...! ' D-Dragon!

Don't scare me D-Dragon! D-Dragon!

D-Dragon! Don't scare me!

I don't want to be a star

I won't go to Hollywood, won't be a celebrity

I won't answer back...

D-Dragon! D-Dragon! D-Dragon!

D-Dragon!

- D-Dragon... - D-Dragon...

- Look after him, sis. - D-Dragon... D-Dragon...

Wait for the ambulance...

Where are you going?

Please tell Mr. bay...

Fat boy is coming.

Alright. Everything is good.

Great, can you call Mr. Lau for me.

- Yes, of course. - Thank you.

OK, there is one thing I would like to make it clear.

If Mr. Man doesn't show up Mr. Li will withdraw from the project.

Court, everybody stand up.

The following case is DCC8942013.

An traffic accident happened on the 17th of April

at Wo Keng Shan Road, New Territories, H.K.

and that police and government

have been criticized...

after the event

my client has suffered unimaginable physical and mental pressure

from public opinion

which is highly unfair to him.

Defendant, do you plead guilty?

Your honour, I plead...

Your honour!

Your honour, I am a witness.

Yesss!

There's really someone so stupid!

Order!

Proper procedure must be observed, if anyone wish to speak...

Your honour!

He's an important witness to the case for the prosecution!

Your honour.

The prosecution side is now requesting a new witness in this trial.

Please bring him over.

What's the plead?

May I please you, your honour

my client will plead guilty to the perverting the course of justice charge.

In addition, my client decides to

turn to be supergrass for this case.

The real killer of the accident is Lee Jr.

Because Lee Sr. Used his triad connection

to pressure me to take the fall.

But today, for the justice and fairness of the law

for the family of the victim,

I can no longer lie.

So I've decided... Your honour

I will be a witness, I'll tell the truth!

Your honour, he is speaking the truth!

Everybody, listen...

I saw it with my own eyes, he's telling the truth!

Sit down!

As an important witness has now turned into supergrass

the case is adjourned till November 14th this year.

Court!

The perventing the course of justice case with Lee Jr.

Has a sudden dramatic turn today

the defendant Ho

has changed his previous statement

and is going to become supergrass...

Officer So, do you think that bible in court

I can buy from somewhere, I really like it.

Hello!

Thank you very much...

Without you, my husband's death would never find justice...

It's alright.

Bye-bye

I finally understand why D-Dragon loves to serve Justice so much.

It does bring real happiness!

Yeah, where's D-Dragon, why isn't he here with you?

He was beaten up, hospitalized

I told him there would be great danger!

What...

The Lee's won't be so easy, get ready to go.

Yes.

Gosh, 3 billion?!

Damn, I shouted to support him in court too,

I was so stupid.

Of course you are.

Small eyes, big nose.

Idiot, stupid and shallow.

Of course they conned you!

That's nothing to do with this!

I fixed you as the winner of "The Man of China", to shoot films.

So you can't be a witness in court.

How would I know...

I'm telling you now to

give my conscience a rest.

It would have been a light sentence.

Now he's turned supergrass.

Most probably he'll only get community services.

When will justice be serve?

I've arrested so many people

never guessed I would be arrested...

but what beats me up most

is Ho the traitor come out of this soot-free.

D-Dragon, you're awake?

Kwan, where's your brother?

I don't know, he saw that you've waken up

then he left in a hurry.

Sir, you are very weak right now

please put the mask back on.

We're taking you to the hospital right now.

The Killer, is he dead?

What killer, there was only you!

Fatty.

Hello?

Don't I have a share into your 3 billion?

What... do you want?

You think you can get rid of me with that amount of money?

Stop kidding, I've given you what's yours.

If you want to have time to spend the 3 billion.

You better transfer more money

to the account that I'm sending you.

No... I...

It's not in use, it's broken!

Open the door, I've been waiting!

The money's been transfer, go and check.

Thank you, Mr. Ho.

Get a move on!

We are not at wan chao court

to report the case of drunk drive of Ho Wing Yat.

Mr. Ho, now you turned Supergrass,

are you scared?

You were so emotional in court,

is it because of your conscience?

Yes, and were you forced into giving a false statement?

I regret that I made the wrong friend and made a wrong decision

that caused injustice to the family of the victim.

You're lying.

You've used this case to extort 3 billion from Lee Jr.

Attempted to kill me and had Lee Jr.'s secretary Amy killed.

You, are the real villain in all this!

You are defaming my client, I can sue you for slander!

Alright, have a listen to this.

You think you can get rid of me with that amount of money?

Stop kidding, I've given you what's yours.

If you want to have time to spend the 3 billion.

You better transfer more money to the account that I'm sending you.

The money's been transfer, go and check.

Thank you, Mr. Ho.

Now are you down?

- Woah... - Is that true?

The recording is fake.

No... this recording is fake...

Mr. Ho, you are in connection with a murder

please come to the station

I'm wrongly accused!

Officer, I'm wrongly accused, they've got my recording...

Mr. Ho.

The Police has found a large sum of money in your account

and believes you are connected with a blackmail case

please come to the station to assist our investigation.

Sir, I'm wrongly accused...

Listen to me...

Hey, it's not true...

Police!

Mr. Lees, this is the warrant for your arrests.

You two were involved

in an dink driving accident on the 17th of April

causing the death of one person

and perverting the course of justice.

We all know

there is a price to protect and serve for justice

but if I need to sacrifice my friend

in exchange for justice.

Then the price is just too high.

My friend, I'm proud of you.

Why didn't you wait for me?

Everyone salute... salute!

You son of a thief!

I'm ok with you taking my dialogue, but you cursed me that I die.

Hey, why don't you praise me for lobbying

the director to film our own experience?

There are more than one D-Dragon around, D-Dragon Come on.

You stupid fatty!

Sorry sorry sorry...

Hey, have you noticed.

Kwan is much more beautiful now after her eye surgery.

Time really flies!

You can fly and crash

I'm warning you, do not think about hitting on my sister.

You should love thy neighbours as thy self.

You're eating where you shit.

You stupid idiot!

Right back at you.

And back at you.

You're an idiot!

The credits are up.

Oh yeah, let's go.

Have you ever watched Hollywood blockbusters like Iron Man?

There are always post-credit scenes.

But we are not a Hollywood production.

We are not?

Look at all the reporters, smile, smile.

A lot of people say there are a lot of gay vibes to the film.

What do you two think?

Oh, as this is just the beginning

of my career

I do not plan to answer any questions with regards to my love life.

Say What?

What are you talking about?

Are you trying to take me down?

Come on, I'm a celebrity now.

That's how celebrities answer questions, stupid.

They are talking about heterosexual

not two guys

I know.

But if it's two men isn't that even more headline worthy, stupid?

Why would I choose you, stupid.

You stupid! You stupid!

You two stop bickering for a moment.

So are you two gays

I'll say this one more time...

We are not gay!

Hey, let's go.

Hope it helped -> bozxphd