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Here you go, sunshine.

I'm all ears.

Okay, first I need to know that me

and my brother won't get in any trouble.

All right, he's a bit of a dickhead.

But he's my dickhead.

You know what I mean.

Hey Thompson.

Can I get one of those immunity forms, please?

Excuse me, Sir!

The code 274 document.

Oh!

An immunity form.

So, rest assured you and your brother will receive

full immunity if you provide me with information

that leads to the real criminals.

Okay, cool, because we had no idea what the hell

she was going to do, bro.

She?

Yeah, yeah. This girl, man.

And her mental mom, but they're not psychos.

They just wanted revenge.

Revenge you think?

That's what they said.

So, how old is this girl, exactly?

I ain't saying another word till I get my immunity innit.

Isn't it.

There you are. Come on pack your stuff.

I want to get back to the cabin before dark.

I thought we agreed about this.

I know, I just thought maybe if I could have one day.

You know what annoys me is if we had killed Jimmy

together. None of this would have happened.

God Mom. It was my revenge I could do whatever I

wanted with it.

Yes. I know. I just think it might have been nice.

We could have made a trip out of it.

Who's Joe?

When he was dying, Jimmy said tell Joe.

Mum?

I didn't know whether you wanted toast or cereal.

So I made both.

Let's give it up for the man who knows how to work a toaster.

That's nice. Thanks Nikki.

There's also a selection of spreads.

So whatever tickles your pickle.

This is exactly what I'm talking about, Kim.

Toast that comes out of a machine.

A single portion of jam wrapped in so much plastic

it could kill a small whale.

Oh and this

Save water, drink Prosecco.

What the fuck does this even mean?

Back at home everything means something.

I mean, what were you hoping to achieve with all

of this?

This, Mom.

My list. All the things you've never let me do.

Killing Jimmy was only one thing on it.

And I'm not even sure I would have done that if it

wasn't for the whole..

Again, so sorry about that.

Okay, how about this?

You pick one thing. At random.

We go and do it

and then we go home.

Deal?

What? Like anything?

Yeah, from your book. Go on.

What is it?

I have to spend the day with Dad

at the fair.

Because that's my last happy memory of him.

Ohhh. A whole day?

I thought you might have picked

something a bit smaller.

How much pollution

medicine of you got left?

I'm Sorry. Can I just?...

Okay. Okay. Just forget it.

And then it was like... woosshhh...

Arrow in the chest like some

kind of Katniss Everdeen shit.

It was actually quite impressive

but

Tina is quite like that.

My brother, I thought you said that this was a 274 doc.

This is a 374.

So this Tina woman. She's got like a crazed look about her

which is a once both terrifying yet oddly alluring?

Yes, but she only killed Ian because he was going

to kill us.

It was self-defense really. Sure.

Take anything from the house?

Like what?

I don't know. Valuables.

Money.

Maybe?

Nope.

No.. No..

Ehhhh..

Give us a second.

Uhh, shouldn't I get like a copy that I'll sign?

So apparently, Ian didn't kill Jimmy.

I did think at the time actually that his wife was

telling the truth.

So why the fuck didn't you say

something before we killed him?

It looked like you had it under control.

Yes, well I did have it under control actually.

I was just a bit discombobulated what with your little chat

with your new best friend Terry before we went in.

Okay?

Shit!

We killed a hiker as well, didn't we?

Oh yeah.

It's Terry.

Shit. Just, just tell her we made a mistake.

We'll get it sorted.

What a pain ass.

Terry!

Creep!

Just trying to give us something to remember this day by.

Please. I know exactly what you are up to.

Just trying to be a friend actually.

Oh my God. That's worse.

I'm not scared of you, you know.

Okay. I'm a bit scared of you.

You can tell her that I lied about the pills, if you want. Shatter her perception

of reality on the same day, that she's remembering

her Dad. Do think that's a good idea.

Don't you think the centerline is that you should just

let her live a little?

Or are you really just worried about being alone?

Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.

I just think you might be surprised by how fine she would be out here.

Woooahhh!

KIM!

You are bleeding.

Oh no, don't worry. This is from a knife fight a couple of days ago.

Oh no. Don't worry, the guy who did it is dead now anyway.

She's delirious from losing all that blood Nothing to worry about.

We need to get out of here now!

Yes. Back home.

Lethal that ride! Look how fast it's going.

Your Dad would be so proud of the woman who you've become.

Independent. Resilient.

I mean you're basically a bad-ass which is super inspiring.

Do you remember when I ran away from the

cabin when I was 12? When you tracked me down in the

forest and shot me with a tranquiliser because I

was about to cross the border into Russia.

I'd heard rumors of an invasion.

I couldn't take any risks.

So you weren't lying then? No, of course not.

I was wrong as it turned out but.. no I wasn't lying.

Kim. There's something I need to tell you.

What is it?

Well, the thing is...

Aawww! Mom!

Sit still then.

I am sitting still.

What is it Nicky?

What.... I just..

Gosh! Yeah. Your actual skin Are you hot?. Is it hot?

It's really.. ...really hot.

Are you okay?

It's just really hot, innit?

Nicky?

Nothing happened.

I'm just....

Here we go.

All done.

Thanks. I'll just go and see what he wants.

Oh yeah, I'll come with you. We could do with some food

for the journey home anyway.

Come on you.

You okay?

There's just so much

stuff.

I've just never seen so much stuff.

I don't even understand half of it.

I mean, look.

Fish don't even have fingers.

And

this is the milk of a nut.

How do you milk a nut?

Do you mind?

Oh, sorry.

How do you ever choose any one thing?

How do you make space for any of it?

I know, it is depressing?

No, I mean literally how?

My mom never told me about any of this stuff.

Yeah, about that.

What?

What is it?

Oh, God. I've missed you.

Your Mom lied to you about everything, okay?

There's no fish measles or killer pollution.

Okay, so she bent the truth on a few things, but

she's hardly going to make up something as

serious as that.

I mean, why would she?

To keep me trapped in my own home

so we can, what, grow old together

just the two of us in our own little

bubble away from everything and everyo..?

Oh, come on. Don't you think you're being a little dramatic?

But you just said all those things, not me.

Well, then don't you think I'm being a little dramatic?

Sorry, do I think you are being dramatic when

you just agreed with what I'd..

Okay, it's fine. You're wrong. Can we just drop this?

First let me show you something.

My pollution medicine!

Oi!

Alright. What you have to do is to plant this on Tina and your jobs done?

What is it?

It's the tracker.

This is like Men In Black stuff.

Guys!. I love this shit.

Oh, but.. Just please do your job and don't tell another

living soul, alright? Otherwise the 274 document goes in

the bin. Capisce?

You mean 374?

That's what I said.

But why are we not doing this in an office, guys?

It's...

a covert operation. Yeah?

Yes, big boys stuff.

Now, do you understand the plan?

Or not?

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

And as soon as I finish work, I'm on the case.

When do you finish work?

What time do you finish work?

Peace!

All good. I got it.

And she lied. About all this shit for years.

And I mean years of my life, which I have spent in a hut.

For what?

And don't even get me started, Dad.

That time she made to spend two days in the thinking

caves because I cheated on my weapons training.

I mean, talk about hypocritical.

Arrrggghhh. Why won't you...

...just fucking work?

If it makes you feel any better

no one really wins on these things.

It's basically just a trick.

My dad won.

We came here the day he died

and he won me a penguin from this machine.

I thought this would be a good place to scatter his ashes

but I'm just not sure if I can.

Imunity. Immunnity...

Hey, babe, what are you?...

What the hell is this?

Woahhh! Woaaaahhhhh!

It's fine.

It is nothing to worry about.

I'm worried though, Jay. I come home to find a

pack of money on top of the wardrobe and an ax in

the airing cupboard.

That is a ...

...it's a birthday present for my mom.

I thought we were getting her Nando's vouchers.

Warning handsome.

Hello. Mrs. Davidson. Wow, I am loving the purple rinse today.

Especially for you, my love.

Stooop iittt!

We will talk about it later babe.

It's just this thing that Nicky's doing. It's all fine.

It doesn't look fine.

Look. I promise. I'll explain everything.

You heard the man, darling.

Jog on.

We'll talk about this later.

The usual then, Mrs. D?

Yes, please, darling.

Ohhh. That's a bigun!

Hey Mrs. D. You spell the word immunity with two

m's, right?

Yeah.

It's funny.

The more time I spend in my dad's old hometown.

The more I realise I never actually

knew him.

Like..

What was his favorite biscuit?

Did he have a second favorite biscuit?

Did he have a..

Are you about to say third favorite biscuit?

Did he have a really great laugh?

Or really annoying one, you know.

What did he smell like?

I think all dad's smell a bit like gravy...

and grass.

Tell you what,

why don't we ask him?

Hi. Mr. Oakes.

Just wondering what your favorite biscuit is?

Well, mate. I quite like a jammie dodger

but I'm also quite partial to a chocolate hobnob.

Sorry, was that voice too much?

What's a jammie dodger?

I'll buy you some if you like.

Okay.

I guess...

what really counts is.

You love him,

and he loves you.

Okay, Dad.

This is it.

I'm saying goodbye.

I miss you.

I hope I've made you proud.

Oh, I know.

I bet you had the most amazing laugh.

and I bet you smell like gravy and grass.

What the fuck?

I know you're angry Terry.

We found your dad's killer. We think they have the money.

Just need a bit more time.

Donut.

You know I don't do carbs.

Idiot.

Right.

That was Terry on the phone. She says we got two days

to deliver.

Or what?

What the fuck?

Yes, sorry. I was trying to offer a visual...

Well, clean it up!

What did Terry actually say?

She said you got two days to deliver.

Or else.

Or else?

She actually used the words or else?

Yeah.

Jesus Christ.

This is the trouble with Millennials.

No originality.

Tracker is on the move.

Maybe it's a secret message from Dad.

Oh, no, maybe he made films of us when I was a little kid?

Maybe he...

So this is Cricket?

I'm sorry. How did you get past...

It was your dad's favorite sport.

No, seriously, though. Did you have a spare key..

Not now, Fucco!

We left the night your dad died. We had to.

But when we stopped at a service station for food.

I saw this DVD on the shelf

and I'm...

Then I broke down right there in the shop because

Well this particular match in this particular sport

is called...

The Ashes.

And your Dad loved it more than anything else.

I know it isn't perfect.

But, it was the best I could do.

I'm really sorry.

The thing is Mom.

I have no idea what's true and what's not anymore.

All you've done is lie to me.

And some of it I can understand but... I have been

speaking to a piece of plastic my whole life

thinking that it's my dad.

How do you expect me to forgive you for that?

Right.

So listen.

Thing is

I think I might have fucked up a little bit.

What have you done?

Jay, what the fuck!

Who did you speak to? What was their name?

DI... ...Brooks, I think.

Ohh!

He's crooked. He's one of Jimmy's inside men.

How do you know that?

He's one of the cops who let Jimmy get away with

your dad's murder. And if he gets half a chance,

he'll kill every single one of us.

And you led him right to us.

Good one, Jay.

Okay then. So, let's go.