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Tonight, four celebrities must work as a team

to win thousands of pounds for their chosen charities.

There's just one thing standing in their way,

the Chaser.

The chase is on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you so much, hello and welcome to The Chase.

Can a team of four celebrities beat one of Britain's finest quiz brains

and take home thousands of pounds for charity?

I certainly hope so. Please welcome:

Richard Madeley, Ore Oduba,

Jenny Eclair, and first up, it's actor and my old mate,

Perry Fenwick, everyone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Me and my big mouth. LAUGHTER

"Oh, come on, Brad, get us on there.

"I'll answer them questions." LAUGHTER

Right, 2nd November was your first appearance on EastEnders.

And how many years ago is that now? 20. 20, yeah.

And you're still there! Still there!

LAUGHTER

I was only meant to do three episodes.

Right, what's your general knowledge like? It's all right.

LAUGHTER Favourite subject?

West Ham. Least favourite subject?

Millwall. Yeah!

LAUGHTER

Cash Builder round, Pel. Right.

You ready? Let's have it. Your time starts... now.

Chewbacca appeared on a 2017 UK stamp

in a set featuring what film series?

Star Wars. Correct.

Apart from doves, what other bird traditionally makes a cooing sound?

Pigeon? Correct.

Open The Cage, Murphy! is an autobiography by which comedian?

Pass. Paul O'Grady.

The Gangnam Style video was the first

to get two billion hits on what website?

YouTube. Correct.

Messi, Iniesta, and Xavi formed a famous trio in what football team?

Barcelona. Correct.

In Greek mythology, which hero beheaded the snake-haired Medusa?

Perseus. Correct!

What long-running horticultural TV show

is filmed in Monty Don's back garden?

Oh, Gardeners' World. Correct.

What name is given to the parsley sauce

traditionally served with pie and mash?

Liquor! Correct.

What letter features as the logo for the smartphone app

Words With Friends?

E? Oh, no... W.

What holy book is mentioned

in the Bruce Springsteen song Adam Raised A Cain?

KLAXON Bible. Bible is right, Perry.

Just out of time, but Perry Fenwick, seven grand!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Perseus!

That's the only answer I know. Perseus!

Greek mythology, any quiz, I always just go, "Perseus."

LAUGHTER

I kid you not.

Perry, time to face the Chaser, but who are we taking on tonight?

Will it be The Governess? Her doctor is CORGI registered -

you've got to be to work on old boilers.

LAUGHTER

Are we playing The Sinnerman? About as popular as Bernard Matthews

at an RSPB convention.

Maybe we're playing The Vixen. So hot, she got a job at NASA

helping astronauts practise re-entry.

LAUGHTER

Perhaps we're playing The Dark Destroyer.

Less Stormzy, more Drizzly.

Or are we playing The Beast?

The real reason KFC ran out of chicken.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

All right, OK, who d'you wanna take on?

The Governess. The Governess? Yeah.

Why? Cos she seems the nicest of the lot.

LAUGHTER

That'd warm up old Frosty.

Right, thaw out Frosty Knickers, let's see.

Time to bring on the Chaser! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes!

Hello, Perry. Hiya.

I must admit, I am actually impressed.

I don't normally expect a soap actor to be any good at quizzing.

I mean, look at Bradley. Yeah, to be fair, I'm not very good.

No, you're absolutely right. Perry, put some money on the table.

£7,000, a low offer, please.

£2,000. Great low offer, player number one,

thank you very much, however, if you wish to take her on,

and go for it, the high offer will be...

£40,000. AUDIENCE WHOOP

A lot of money, player one, a lot of money,

have a chat with the team, there you go.

Richard. You're on blistering form

and you asked for the Chaser that you've got,

so I think the form's running with you

and I think you should go for the 40.

Settle down, Rich, crikey. LAUGHTER

All right, Ore, what do you say?

I don't know, I'm more a fence-sitter, me,

and you were great, 7,000 would be great for the charity.

What a start. Jenny? Well, hopefully,

all the other questions, the answer will be Perseus.

That'd be good. So you could go for the 40 grand,

hoping that, you know, like that, but, no, I'm...

I'm a bit of a coward, I'd stick to the seven grand, I'm afraid.

That's not being a coward. Seven grand is a lot of money.

All right, let's face the table. Here we go.

2,000, 7,000, 40 grand, what'll it be?

I'd like to go for the 40, but I think seven grand,

that surprised me, so I'm more than happy.

If I can get that back, I'll be well happy.

Absolutely, seven grand it is, thank you, Chaser.

Yeah, I did hope you were gonna go for the 40,

but, er, seven, as you say, very respectable.

Thank you very much indeed. Seven grand it is. OK, here we go.

Bins at the ready. Yep. Perry, for seven grand,

the chase is on. APPLAUSE

Good luck, mate, here comes your first question.

You've put:

You were in it! Yeah. You... You were in it!

LAUGHTER

How fluke is that? You were in the show!

And I played Perseus once.

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Right, OK, you put Oliver!, correct answer is:

Oliver! Absolutely right, well played, step closer to home.

Chaser's put:

Goes right, Oliver!, yeah. It's from Food Glorious Food.

It is indeed Food Glorious Food. Here's your next question.

BRADLEY CHUCKLES, LAUGHTER

Oh, crikey. Not a clue.

You were quick, you've put:

I just... I've just got a funny feeling about that.

Really? Correct answer is:

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Step closer to home. Chaser's put:

Very nice. Yeah, lovely.

Goes right, Caribbean. There are the Windward Islands

and the Leeward Islands, which is the opposite of windward.

Oh, OK, lovely. Thank you very much, indeed.

Here's your next question: Very good.

You've put:

LAUGHING: Wedding cake!

It can't have been in the wedding cake!

Don't know how big the cake was, do you?

It wouldn't have been the wedding cake!

LAUGHTER In a wedding cake?!

AS INSPECTOR CLOUSEAU: "I've a 'boemb' in the cake."

"There is a 'boemb'!"

"Alfonso, there is a 'boemb' in your cake."

"I should have put it in a bouquet."

Why am I saying a French accent? It's Spanish.

"There's a bomb in-a the cake."

LAUGHTER That's Italian! That's Italian!

LAUGHTER

You put wedding cake. Correct answer is:

Oh! Bouquet of flowers, yeah.

OK, staying where you are, Chaser's put:

Yeah, goes right, bouquet of flowers.

He was marrying Princess Ena,

who was one of the granddaughters of Queen Victoria.

Oh, OK, fair enough. Here's your next question,

three from home, Chaser's now two behind.

Need an answer.

You've put:

LAUGHTER

It's all going wrong.

OK, you've put knees, correct answer is:

Staying where you are. Chaser's put: Here she comes.

Goes right with teeth.

Ouch. Good job we didn't go for the 40 grand.

All right, three to go, come on, mate. Here's your next question.

Gotta be.

You've put:

Gotta be Jonah. Correct answer is:

Step closer to home, well done. APPLAUSE

Chaser's put:

I'm afraid that was the first name that came to my mind

even before the options came up. Yeah, no, fair enough.

Here's your next question.

Oh, "group", like a pop group. I get it.

You've put:

Oh, yeah.

Correct answer is:

No...

Suggs. Is it?

It went constantly out of my head

that they brought their own beer. Really?

Yeah. Step closer to home, well done,

Chaser's put:

Goes right with Madness. Chaser remains with us.

One more, we're home and dry. Come on, mate.

Oh, come... Oh, we gotta get that one, surely.

Surely we gotta get that one. Using tools? That can't be right!

It can only be the one, and I'm dreading going for this answer now.

You've put:

LAUGHTER

You've put using tools.

Yeah, not like hammer and nails, you know.

LAUGHTER What sort of tools?

Well, I don't know, its mouth or something, moving stuff...

Its fins?

Don't know why that's fins. LAUGHTER

I'm out, go on, get it over with. LAUGHTER

To go through with seven grand,

the correct answer is:

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That could have been the most embarrassing moment of my life.

BRADLEY LAUGHS Why did you put using tools?

Cos I saw something... Oh, you was...

No, not... I saw something on a nature programme once,

where they were, like...

And they had hammer and nails... No!

Sawing! LAUGHTER

BRADLEY MAKES WHIRRING SOUND

Brilliant, I can't believe it, you're through to the final.

Give it up, everyone, Perry Fenwick! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant, there you go.

Oh, wow.

Oh, well done, that was great.

Wow, he's back, thank the Lord.

Next to face the Chaser tonight it's actress and comedian,

it is Jenny Eclair, everyone. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to the show. Do you want the good news or the bad news?

I want both at the same time. Go on, what?

Good news is you've been here before, you know what to do.

Do you want the bad news? Go on. You got three.

So what have you been up to since the last time we saw you?

I've done plays, I've written books. Yeah.

And then I've got a new show out at the moment, currently on tour,

er, called Grumpy Old Women To The Rescue.

You're not really a grumpy old woman, are you?

Yeah, I am, there's quite a lot to be grumpy about. Is there?

For most women, it's the empty toilet roll on top of the lavatory,

that's been on top of the lavatory for three weeks.

Right, yes. And you think, "Why don't I just put that in the bin?"

And you think, "No, because then he'd have won the silent battle

"of the empty toilet roll." Yeah. Can't let him do that.

No. So it just stays there, doesn't it?

Who's won that one? Not me. No.

That's quite scary if you live on your own.

LAUGHTER

You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah.

Are you ready? No!

Jenny, here we come. Yeah! Come on!

Good luck, your time starts now.

In 1986, which politician said,

"You have to have a touch of iron about you"?

Er, it'll be Margaret Thatcher. Correct.

Under which of his personas did David Bowie record

Starman and Lady Stardust?

Ziggy Stardust. Correct.

What bird features in the title of a 2013 Donna Tartt novel?

A goldfinch. Correct.

Morris and Rose Michtom are credited with inventing

what cuddly toy?

Erm...

Er, was... It was Ragdoll. The teddy bear.

What style of Nike shoe is named after a mythical winged horse?

Er... That is Nike.

Pegasus. Pegasus!

A Bigger Interior with Blue Terrace and Garden

is a painting by which artist?

Could you repeat the question, please?

A Bigger Interior with Blue Terrace and Garden

is a painting...? David Hockney. Correct.

What sweet substance is used as a preservative in candied peel?

Erm... crystallised something or other.

Sugar. Sugar, obviously! Stupid woman.

"Cos I'm bluffin' with my muffin" is a lyric

from what Lady Gaga hit? Erm...

KLAXON Oh. I can do the dance.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jenny Eclair, £4,000, yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Time to face the Chaser.

Jenny, we meet again. Yes.

Oh, did you play...? Did you thrash me last time?

I think she might have caught me just the last second,

do you remember? You actually got back to the team,

but I then beat the team, so I'd like to say

that this is not a grudge match,

but, er, it's me, every match is a grudge match.

Indeed. Put some money on the table, please, £4,000.

A low offer, please. £1,000.

Thank you, and a high offer.

£50,000. Whoa!

AUDIENCE WHOOP AND APPLAUSE

Have a chat with the team. Well, team,

I'm trying to think this mathematically, right?

I might sacrifice myself. RICHARD: I'm a risk-taker

And if I was standing where you are, having got four,

which is a good score, again, better than you think,

I'd go for the 50. Not really.

Oh, go for the 50, cos it's only one extra question.

Ore, what do you say? We want you back here.

You rode yourself, you rode it really well,

you take four grand any day, I think that was brilliant.

Perry, you're the one that's played already. What do you reckon?

I think you're better than what...

I'm gonna prove you wrong. Oh!

LAUGHTER

What do... Let's go to the audience,

do you want me to go higher, audience?

CHEERING

I'm going higher cos of that.

Going 50 grand? Yeah, come on!

50 grand, everyone. Take the four and the one away.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Chaser. It's the battle of the grumpy old women, let's do this.

It is, here we go. Head-to-head.

Jenny, for 50 grand, the chase...

Leave my flap alone, love. LAUGHTER

Jenny, for 50 grand, the chase is on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Automatic flap.

Here comes your first question.

You've put:

GASPS No!

Yes! LAUGHTER

D'you know what, though, Jen? I wouldn't worry,

cos it depends on how many times you drive past 'em.

LAUGHTER

Great film. Did you see it? Yes.

Do you remember how many billboards there were?

You remember when you were sat in the cinema watching it, you thought,

"Oh, I'll make a note of how many..." I saw it twice.

Oh, right. Oh, well, you got it wrong anyway, should have been six.

I know. LAUGHTER

You've put five, correct answer is: Three.

Yep. Staying where you are. Chaser's put:

Yeah, goes right. She's right.

Frances... Frances McDormand.

McDormand, yeah, very good. Got an Oscar for it.

Yeah. Next question, here we go.

You've put:

What does iridescent mean, then? Well, it's like a petrol puddle.

You know, where you get a rainbow effect, iridescent.

Yeah.

A petrol puddle, I like it.

Correct answer is:

Well played, step closer to home. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Chaser's put:

Iris was the ancient Greek goddess of the rainbow.

So, iridescent. Nothing to do with petrol?

No, I don't know who the ancient Greek goddess of petrol was.

Esso. Perseus.

LAUGHTER

Texaco. LAUGHTER

Here's your next question.

You've put:

I wouldn't have a clue about this. Neither have I.

I'm never invited to it. Correct answer is:

Oh! I didn't know that. No.

Paris, it is, staying where you are. If the Chaser's put Paris,

you're out. Think she knows it?

I think she's modelled in it.

The Eiffel Tower is modelled after her.

LAUGHTER Chaser's put:

Yeah.

APPLAUSE Well done.

Oh, Jenny. I know!

I feel I should apologise because, honestly, that was a guess.

Why didn't you guess wrong? LAUGHTER

I'm afraid I'm quite a good guesser.

Sorry to say, unfortunately, you have been caught,

and for you, the chase is over, ladies and gentlemen, Jenny Eclair!

Thank you very much! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Chaser, OK, one-all. Erm, yes.

Very brave of her to go high, erm,

and, unfortunately, she allowed herself to get flustered,

and got the first question wrong, and that knocked her off balance.

It's a shame, but it's one-all, but we have £7,000 in the prize fund.

Ore Oduba is up after the break,

can he add to it? Find out in a minute.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you very much. Welcome back, everyone.

Next to face the Chaser, it is presenter Ore Oduba.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

So, listen, you're on the show because?

Because I've been asking you for about a year

and finally your promise came good. OK, your career's going great.

Well, I've got my own quiz show now as well.

Yes, of course. Which is a problem coming on your quiz show,

cos now I should know answers

to quiz-show questions. That's not how it works.

No, it's not, is it? Literally, in, bing, pow.

Know what I mean? That's why I ask them,

I never answer them. General knowledge, what's it like?

Actually, since the start of the show, it's minus poor.

Well, we've got to add to the seven grand, here we go.

Cash Builder round on its way, you ready?

As I'll ever be, buddy. Good luck, mate.

Ore, your time starts now.

What is "Man" short for

in the abbreviated name of two English football clubs?

Manchester. Correct.

The Temple of Luxor is on the east bank of what African river?

Nile? Correct.

Which Canadian pop star embarked on his Purpose world tour in 2016?

Justin Bieber. Correct.

George Clooney was the second man to appear

on the cover of what fashion magazine?

Vogue? Correct.

The process where people buy increasingly expensive homes

is the property what?

Ladder. Correct.

In 2016, which children's author was the first to get a posthumous

gold Blue Peter badge?

Oh... Er...

Pass. Roald Dahl.

What company uses a facial recognition system

for its phones called Face ID?

Apple? Correct.

On what piece of gymnastics equipment

would a Maltese cross be performed?

Rings. Yeah, good. KLAXON

Ore Oduba! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Seven grand! Yeah.

Great, well played, mate. Fantastic.

Brilliant. Time to face the Chaser. Oh, dear.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, dearie, dearie, me. THEY LAUGH

Hello, Ore. Oh, Anne, it's lovely to see you,

it's not lovely at all. LAUGHTER

It's very nice to see you too. Let's do a deal.

I'll teach you how to quiz, you can teach me how to dance. Wow.

I'm free this evening. Oh! Oh, good.

Good. Anne, I'm married, but I'll do it for you.

LAUGHTER And you can dance, by the way.

Let's put some money on the table. £7,000.

A low offer, please, thanks.

£2,000. And a high offer, please.

£60,000. WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE

Have a chat with the lads.

Richard, what do you say?

Well, we were confident you were gonna do really well,

and you did, you were spot on there. Thank you, guys.

You're only there that once, I think you should go for the big number.

Well, thank you, I won't, but... LAUGHTER

Perry? I think you're well worth that seven grand,

that'd make us 14, I think you're easy.

OK, let's bank what we've got. Great, OK.

Two, seven, 60, what d'you reckon? Got to be seven.

OK, seven it is for us. Thank you very much. Chaser?

I suspect you probably could have gone for the 60, but...

I sort of agree, but I'm waiting for the big guns to come out at the end,

and Richard'll put it right. Dream on.

He's got 'em. Yeah, no, you know your stuff.

Ore, for £7,000, the chase is on.

APPLAUSE

Yeah, I know.

Good luck, here comes your first question.

You've put:

Really hope so. We... have watched that film,

that worked well for Jenny just now,

erm, but I'm pretty sure that is the answer.

Correct answer is:

APPLAUSE

Great, step closer to home, well done.

Chaser's put:

Played in the 1974 film by Albert Finney.

Al Finney, yeah, you're right. Here's your next question:

You've put:

I didn't know they did that in France.

LAUGHTER

They do a lot more, apparently.

I thought "ventre" means heart in French.

So... it's near the belly.

I got to say, I think the heart's nearer the cheeks than the belly.

Could... Is it? It is on me.

Who's got a tape measure? LAUGHTER

Proportionately. And my neck, kiss my neck!

Don't ask me again. LAUGHTER

Correct answer is:

Oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Step closer to home, well done. Chaser's put:

I'm gonna use that.

What a great chat-up line that is, when they don't...

Mon cheri, chatouille mon ventre.

LAUGHTER

"Ooh, get you." "Oh, duckie." LAUGHTER

The French for heart is actually coeur,

you may have been thinking of the word ventricle. Oh, yes.

A-level French, completely wasted.

Hm. Here's your next question.

Three from home, playing well.

You've put:

It's got to be, hasn't it?

Correct answer is:

Oooh! Yeah, the Spinks brothers.

Staying where you are, Chaser's put:

Goes right with Spinks. Chaser's now two behind.

We're three from home, here's your next question.

You've put:

Yeah. Click, glide, flip, breathe, roll, spin.

It's got to be, innit? You'd think. Fidget cube, yeah.

I've not played with any of those. Correct answer is:

Well played, step closer to home, Chaser's put:

Goes right.

We're two from home, Chaser two behind us,

here's your next question.

You've put:

He's a good buddy of mine and you have come in very handy.

LAUGHTER Correct answer is:

Step closer to home, well done.

Love Island it is, Chaser's put:

Goes wrong with First Dates. AUDIENCE JEER

Do I look like I need a TV dating show? I mean, come on!

Here's your next question, one from home.

Chaser is three behind. Here we go.

You've put:

I've got no idea. That was a complete shot in the dark.

Right, OK. To go through with seven grand,

the correct answer is:

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

There we go.

MOUTHS SILENTLY

OK, 2-1 to me. And 14 Ks, very good.

Indeed, actually, you could have gone high there.

I know. OK, you're through, well played.

We now have £14,000 in the prize fund,

well done, back to the final it is, Ore Oduba, everyone!

Well played, great. You pleased with that?

Yeah, great job. Well played, Ore. Well done.

Well, we have £14,000 in the prize fund.

Last to play will be television legend,

Mr Richard Madeley. Don't go away,

he's going to go high, aren't you? Yeah.

He is! We'll see you in a minute, yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back, everyone, last up to face the Chaser tonight,

it is Richard Madeley.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to the show, Richard. Mm.

You've done pretty much all there is to do,

hosted quiz shows, game shows, all that sort of stuff,

anything left you want to do?

All I do now, to be honest, is say yes to things

that I know I'm gonna enjoy. Like coming here today.

I've wanted to do this show for ages.

And you asked me and I'm here.

Although, actually, after that last round, I'm not so sure,

because she would have caught me in the head-to-head. Wow, OK.

Let me tell you, I've done quiz shows like this,

I've never won, never won one, ever. I've always got knocked out.

Well then, let's hope tonight is the first one you win on.

That's where we're gonna be. All right, let's do it. Absolutely.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Are you ready? Yeah, ready. Here we go.

Cash Builder on its way. Richard, your time starts... now.

It is claimed that one in ten Europeans

are conceived in what Swedish company's beds?

Ikea. Correct.

What radio show is described by the BBC

as "eight tracks, a book, and a luxury"?

Desert Island Discs. Correct.

According to the Eagles song, where was there pink champagne on ice?

Hotel California. Correct.

There is said to be a panther-like beast

that roams what moor in Cornwall?

Bodmin. Correct.

In what room of the house would you normally find an Aga?

Kitchen. Correct.

What famous 1815 battle features in the novel

Jonathan Strange And Mr Norrell?

Er, Waterloo. Correct.

Who broke Tony Blair's record as the youngest

21st-century Prime Minister? The youngest? Yes.

Er, Cameron. Correct.

What Lloyd Webber musical had its London premiere

October 9th, 1986?

Cats. Phantom Of The Opera.

The Outdoorsman is a version of what style of Ray-Ban sunglasses frames?

Can I have that again?

The Outdoorsman is a version of what style of Ray-Ban sunglasses frames?

Wayfarer. Aviator. Ah.

The book Watercolours is a collection of paintings...?

KLAXON No time to get there for you.

Richard Madeley, seven grand. APPLAUSE

Richard, brilliant. Time to face the Chaser.

Good luck, mate. Thank you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello, Richard. Hello, we meet at last.

Indeed. We have much in common.

You have a book club, I have a wooden club.

LAUGHTER

Let's put some money on the table. Another seven grand.

Very good players, I've got to say. A low offer, please.

£1,000. Thank you, and a high offer.

You said you were gonna go high... Here we go.

£76,000. Ooh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Have a chat with the lads. There they are.

OK, 76 would take you up to a nice round 90,

giving you 30 each for your charities.

Ore, what do you say? Rich, that would be incredible.

You've been saying it since we got here,

there's only one way to go for you. Got to go high.

What do you think? Perry?

I'm a lucky seven man, aren't I? I mean, but...

You, I mean, you have said from the off.

It's only one extra question. Only one closer.

So let's just go for it.

Smash it. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, right.

We have one, seven, £76,000, Richard, what do you say?

76. Thank you very much indeed. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Brilliant. OK.

76, please. Anne.

Yes, good man. Yeah, good man, indeed.

Here we go, everyone's behind you.

Richard Madeley, for £76,000, the chase is most definitely on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Come on!

Before we go any further, did Judy say anything to you

before you come on? She said, "Don't go for the high figure".

LAUGHTER

Here's your first question, good luck.

Ooh, yeah.

You've put:

Yeah, got to be. Has to be, yeah?

Great sense of humour.

Yeah, he was a funny guy. Correct answer is:

Absolutely, well done, one step closer to home, well played.

Chaser has put:

Also goes with women. All right, comes onto the table with us,

remains the two behind. Here's your next question.

You've put:

Seen these films, right? Yeah.

African Queen's set on the river,

The Caine Mutiny's set, erm, in the Pacific,

Maltese Falcon, I can't remember exactly where it's set,

but I'm sure it's not... In America.

Is it in America? Right. Yeah. Correct answer is:

Maltese Falcon's right. Step closer to home.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Chaser's put:

Goes right with The Maltese Falcon. I think it's set in San Francisco.

Yeah, in America, I'm pretty sure San Francisco's in America,

didn't I say that? LAUGHTER

Here we go, here's your next question.

You've put:

Theodore Roosevelt, it just... It's a guess.

Wasn't the teddy bear named after him?

I believe it may have been, actually.

Correct answer is:

Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Step closer to home. Chaser's put:

Well, I knew he had an interest in shooting animals,

so I thought, you know, perhaps he stuffed them as well.

Stop bringing this show down. LAUGHTER

There's kids at home now, fish and chips, going...

PRETENDS TO CRY, LAUGHTER

Here's your next question.

Yeah, come on. You know this.

You've put:

Semi-guess.

Correct answer is:

Absolutely, brilliant. Step closer to home. Chaser's put:

Chaser remains with us. It's a statue of what?

Erm... It's a god, isn't it?

Somebody colossal. LAUGHTER

Sensational answer, thank you for that.

You gotta liven yourself up, love. LAUGHTER

Call yourself a Chaser? Here's your next question.

You've put:

It's gotta be. About the right age. Would've thought so.

Yeah. But it's a guess. Correct answer is:

It's gotta be.

Well played. Step closer to home. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Chaser has put:

Yeah, had to be, really.

Chaser's two behind, we're one from home.

Two chances of getting through with £76,000.

Here's your next question.

You've put:

31. 31, yeah. Yeah.

30 days has Sep... April, June... 30 June, 31 July...

You're ruining my song, you're ruining my song.

April, June, November...

Two two's are four, four four's are six, six sixes...

LAUGHTER June, June and...

OK. To go through with £76,000, the correct answer is:

Richard Madeley...

Yes! Yeah! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Great job.

Brilliant. What about that?

Great head-to-head, well played. Very good.

Very impressive indeed, there was no way I could have caught you.

Absolutely. Brilliant, through to the final.

And to boot, you've racked it up to 90 grand,

Everyone, Richard Madeley! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Great, man, you enjoy that?

Hey!

Terrific job. Well done. Thank you.

They're a good side, Anne. They are a good side.

They're gonna start three steps ahead,

they've got a lot of knowledge between them.

Without Jenny, they haven't got the girl knowledge. Right.

I think they're a very good side. So Richard, Ore and Perry

are through to the Final Chase, everyone.

Please do not go away, we are playing for £90,000.

We will see you in a minute.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome back, everyone, thank you very much.

Richard, Ore and Perry have made it through to the Final Chase.

There's 90 grand in the prize fund, folks,

90 grand! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Great going, boys.

Three of you have made it through to the final,

that means you get a three-step head start on the Chaser, there it is.

Gentlemen, I wish you luck, your time starts now.

Geelong wool comes from the young of what animal?

Sheep. Correct. Which renegade politician

set up Radio Sutch?

Screaming Lord Sutch. Correct.

Captain Aardvark is a character in what Joseph Heller novel?

Catch-22. Correct.

The Last Waltz was a '60s number one for which singer?

Engelbert Humperdinck. Correct.

Reforestation involves the planting of what?

Trees. Correct. In Cluedo,

Mr Green has what religious title?

Reverend. Correct. The Silver Jubilee Bridge

in Widnes crosses what river?

The Mersey. Correct.

The police drama Spiral is broadcast in what language?

English? French.

How many people made up the band ABBA?

Four. Correct. At what sport did Desmond Haynes

represent the West Indies?

Cricket. Correct. What photo app

is the flagship product of Snap Incorporated?

Snapchat. Correct. Which journalist created

the DC Max Wolfe crime series?

Tony Banks. Tony Parsons.

Transverse lobe is a type of piercing on what sensory organ?

The ear. Correct. Who won their sixth

UK snooker championship in 2017?

Ronnie O'Sullivan? Correct. What is the first name

of the novelists Harris and Ludlum?

Robert. Correct. Which Family Guy creator

voices the character Stewie Griffin?

Seth MacFarlane. Correct.

What is the hottest continent on Earth?

Africa. Correct. Who became Cuban President in 1976?

Castro. Need more than that.

Fidel Castro. Correct. What German company

makes the Macan luxury SUV?

BMW? Porsche.

What David Walliams book is about a blobfish?

Pass. Blob.

To admit something you previously said wrong...

KLAXON Brilliant. Brilliant.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

19, gentleman. That's very good.

You'll get some pushbacks. We'll need, I reckon, three.

All right. Chaser, not bad at all.

Very good target, nice and steady. Yes.

Instead of buzzing in to pass too quickly,

they let the answer come to them. Yeah.

Absolutely, a very, very good team. Now, remember,

if The Governess gets a question wrong, and the lads get it right,

they push her back one step. It is now time for the Final Chase.

APPLAUSE

Chaser, your time starts now.

In the saying, there's no rest for who?

The wicked. Correct.

Claire Foy played the Queen in what Netflix series?

Erm, The Crown. Correct.

Which Briton hosted the 2017 Grammy awards?

Erm, James Corden? Correct. In what decade

was Lyndon B Johnson US President?

1960s. Correct.

A cricketer scoring a triple century has made how many runs?

300. Correct.

In a Monty Python sketch, what type of bird is a Norwegian blue?

A parrot. Correct.

Say Something was a 2018 hit for which former NSYNC member?

Erm...

Justin Timberlake. Correct.

Who wrote the 2017 novel The Girl Before?

Pass. Stop the clock.

I should know this.

Just have a guess, Rich. Can't help you, Rich.

No, no. Erm...

I just can't think. Need an answer, please.

Nope.

JP Delaney is the answer. I'd have never have got it.

OK, here we go, your time starts again... now.

The Polesie National Park is in what European country?

Erm, Poland. Correct.

In the song A Fine Romance, what rhymes with tomatoes?

Potatoes. Correct.

Who is the second-oldest Kardashian sister?

Erm...

Khloe? Stop the clock, that is wrong.

Take your time, gentlemen. I think it's Kim.

That's the only one I know. Kim? It's Kim and Kourtney.

LAUGHTER I think, Kourt...

Kourtney. Kourtney.

I think Kim's the oldest. Yeah. Shall we go for Kourtney?

Go on then, go for it. We're gonna go Kourtney.

Is wrong. Correct answer is Kim.

It's the other way round. OK, your time starts again now.

Who presented the Dark States trilogy of TV documentaries?

Erm, no idea. Stop the clock.

Er... Documentaries.

Terry... Pratchett?

Try Terry, try Terry Pratchett.

Terry Pratchett? Wrong. Correct answer, Louis Theroux.

Ah! Oh! Ten to catch.

A minute and four seconds. Your time starts again now.

The Isle Of Dogs is in the London Borough of Tower... what?

Hamlets. Correct.

Tate Liverpool hosted what annual art prize in 2007?

Erm, Turner Prize. Correct.

What Kander and Ebb musical is set in 1930s Germany?

Cabaret. Correct. Which Greek nymph faded away

because Narcissus rejected her love?

Er, Echo. Correct.

What is the national football stadium of England?

Wembley Stadium. Correct. What US state

has the postal abbreviation CA?

California. Correct.

Which punk poet is called the Bard of Salford?

John Cooper Clarke. Correct.

Hometown Glory is the final track on what Adele album?

Erm...

21. Stop the clock, that is wrong.

19. Is correct.

Yes! We push the Chaser back.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Four to catch, 27 seconds remaining, your time starts again now.

A tweeter posts on what social media site?

Twitter. Correct. New York state's Fire Island

is located in what ocean?

The Atlantic. Correct.

Joy Division turned into the band New Order in what decade?

1980s. Correct.

Parsnips, Buttered is the debut book by which comedian?

Erm, erm...

SHE STUTTERS No, pass. Stop the clock.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

Butternut parsnips? My mind's gone blank.

Erm... Paul O'Grady?

Shall we guess that? Go on, mate, yeah.

Paul O'Grady? Is wrong.

AUDIENCE MURMUR Joe Lycett.

Ah! 90 grand hangs in the balance.

Chaser, your time starts again... now.

What plot was foiled on the night of 4th November...?

Gunpowder. AUDIENCE GROAN

APPLAUSE

Never mind.

OK, gentlemen,

five attempts to push back,

one executed,

three seconds remaining, that's what you've been caught with.

One more, that's all we needed.

Bad news is, got to take that 90 grand away

and tell you that, Richard, Ore and Perry, you have been caught,

and for you, the chase is over. Chaser.

Yes, that all got very sticky at the end.

It did. Absolutely. Very, very well played, guys.

Great match. Particularly brave for Richard taking the money home.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh!

But, of course, it's for charity,

we can't let you go home with nothing, can we?

So we're going to give you £1,000 for your chosen charity.

Perry, your chosen charity is? It's Ambition, Aspire, Achieve,

it's a charity for underprivileged kids in Canning Town.

Thank you very much indeed. Ore? The blood cancer charity, Bloodwise.

Thank you. Richard? Saint Francis Hospice in Essex.

I'm sorry, guys. Thank you very much, indeed.

All right, there you go. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you, The Governess.

Just leaves me one question before we go,

and that is, do you know the difference...

between the second-oldest and the oldest Kardashian sister?

And if you do, get a life.

LAUGHTER

We'll see you next time on another show of Celebrity Chase.

Good night, God bless. Bye-bye.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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